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MadBum is going to start the rally next

Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

i agree with the op

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Giants

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

We didn’t trade for Cantu?

Hooray!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 29, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how we celebrate non-trades the way another team would celebrate a trade.

THE GIANTS WAY!™

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 29, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was some of the best news I’d heard in awhile.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 29, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

MISLEADING URL IS MISLEADING

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 29, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Cantu

Still playing when he’s been traded to the Rangers

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how the URL still says “No Hitter”

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 29, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

The key is to outscore them during each thread

/Bip’d

by HoosierGiant on Jul 29, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Win the Thread!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 29, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

We came back last night!

Lets do it again

What the fuck Cody Ross?

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yeah!

Fuck…

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

we came back from almost failing miserably

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 29, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross 2 Ks...two flying bats

Maybe you should reconsider flipping bats…

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Cody

Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZ PLZ!
THNX

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 29, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The madbum has pitched fairly well, all things considered.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: RIP Lorenzen Wright

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

.

.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 29, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 29, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too early

Clutch!

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

need him for defense when we take the lead

by HoosierGiant on Jul 29, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wtf, I want MadBum to pitch next inning

Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

how many pitches has he thrown?

by natey-nate on Jul 29, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry the torture quotient has not been reached for this game ….yet…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 29, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madbum out after 80 pitches?

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 29, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe they want him to pitch into September.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 29, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/subject line

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Jul 29, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

why

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude.

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are Skids...

Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Jul 29, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLBTR says that both the Chi Sox and the Yanks are out on Adam Dunn talks.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 29, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

crap

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 29, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAYBE THAT’S WHY HE’S OUT OF THE GAME!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Jul 29, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

great.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF we got him would you willing to give him the 4 year ext. or rent him

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my 3000th post

I will use it to say the following:

1) Score some goddamned runs already
2) Suck It Russell Martin
3) Fuck you Scott Hairston
4) This Posey guy is kinda halfway decent
5) That Pierzynski trade really didn’t go all that well for us
6) TWSS
7) “Anibal Sanchez” anagrams into HAZEL CANNABIS
8) Thank God for this place or I’d have to do some, uh, work or something
8) Did I mention we should score some runs?

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 29, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Well done

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

There aren’t any firefly references.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot..

9) READ MY ANAGRAMS !

Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Jul 29, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, Andres, hack your way on

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 29, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Now THERE’S a disturbing mental image.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 29, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point I just want Buster to get a hit.

by HoosierGiant on Jul 29, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

At least we missed out on Cantu

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 29, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

mlbtr says Rangers are finalizing the deal

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 29, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, Mole, hack your way on

table-setting, indeed

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 29, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh. how many pitches do we need sanchez to get to before they take him out of the game?

by natey-nate on Jul 29, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

See

You need to take 3 of 4 from the Marlins at home.

Especially when you beat Josh Johnson

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

This

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should get at least 2 more at bats…

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

schierholtz swings at ball 4
torres falls behind, but has a decent ab
sanchez swings at everything

by kingofthacove on Jul 29, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Joey! <3

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope he finishes the game.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 29, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Joey!

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

My name is Jeffy and I can count to potato!

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit big picture is big

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 29, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe how terrible this picture is, because, in real life, Joey is so hot that I don’t even have words to describe it.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 29, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about a Yeah Joey ! Signed Ball Instead

Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Jul 29, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 29, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray P. from South Bend, Indiana

by HoosierGiant on Jul 29, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joey looks exactly like a guy I used to work with name Ray.

by HoosierGiant on Jul 29, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

JOEY

Let’s see if the Giants can actually field the ground balls he produces.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 29, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Rangers got Jorge Cantu?!!!!

Yes!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

yyyyyyyyyes!

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gone!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The weird thing is, he probably doesn’t know it yet.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL oops

meant to save that for next half inning

by DFARowand on Jul 29, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome picture, but we should probably wait until the Giants are hitting.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is probably the best thing I’ve seen all day.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's never jigsaw puzzle season, Kruk.

Get an xbox for fuck’s sake.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I'm in a time warp or something

don’t have radio here and am trying to follow online

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip: “don’t take a piece of the God damn puzzle.”

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I was only half listening and I thought thats what he said, but then I said nah

by HoosierGiant on Jul 29, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i listened to it a couple times to make sure.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t mess with his puzzle.

Note the lack of a hyphen.
Adopted father of Evan Crawford, leadoff hitter of your 2014 San Francisco Giants.

by DesertFox on Jul 29, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster fatigue

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 29, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Posey streak over...

cannot throw runners….sucks..trade him for Molina

by calbearjd on Jul 29, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

HITS CYCLEZ

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Brett Wallace. Hes been on 3 teams and hasnt even seen the Majors yet.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish we could have made that deal. jeez. what a complete steal.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, this is his fourth team, although I don’t think he ever played for the A’s.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey Sucks

Can’t even sustain a streak

/No chasm whatsoever

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 29, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER, YOU BETTER GET A HIT OR I WILL CRY*.

*maybe, maybe not. BUT JUST GET A GAHDDAMN HIT.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

dont worry everyone, im here now!

things are about to change!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 29, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Cuteness!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Jul 29, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

That is freaking adorable.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 29, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

utter pandemonium

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 29, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 29, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

wow fucking finally

so many 3 ball counts, finally we get a walk

by natey-nate on Jul 29, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Any way you want it, that's the way you need it

Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

AuBBrey!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HERE COMES THE RUN

Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Matt Cain

Matt Cain Pictures, Images and Photos

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster no :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster fail

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster =(

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Well shit....

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING SHIT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA Posey

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh noes

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

“Playing the role of Bengie Molina today… Buster Posey.”

by Every6thDay on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

Dude, can’t carry the team all the time.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m done with this game. Good luck y’all.

by HoosierGiant on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I, unfortunately, probably am too.

/Fire Emblem ragetiem

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 29, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hack

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wasn’t that the second time today?

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 29, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sucked

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Lovely… can’t score runs… the Front Office is probably out trading away the farm for Jack Cust and Prince Fielder.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 29, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

ENOUGH WITH THE BUSTER FATIGUE COMMENTS

WHO’S PLAYING WELL TODAY? YOU COULD SAY THE ENTIRE GIANTS TEAM LOOKS FATIGUED

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 29, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda looked good

and the rest of the lineup is gassed after 14 games in late July without a day off

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 29, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda looked good

and the rest of the lineup is gassed after 14 games in late July without a day off

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 29, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he was really tired

He fatigue would have hit the backstop

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's not HORRIBLY fatigued

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 29, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

I forgot, you’re a troll

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 29, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does Derosa have left to talk about?

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Request....

If anyone sees a political ad on the site, can you take a screenshot and mail it to me?

Also, fuck this game and fuck Linkin Park.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 29, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m all out of stamps.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 29, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would, but two things:
1. AdBlock Plus.
2. I only do chess by correspondence.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 29, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. I don’t like people mixing my religion with politics.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 29, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read the following about Linkin Park on another forum

Nice to see that we can all come together and agree that LP sucks a wet fart right out of my arse.

This “band” should be called The “Whiny C**t Project”

I’m sure the soundtrack will include all of their hits including

“Ouch, My Pu**y Hurts”

“Why Does My P**sy Hurt So Much”, and my personal fave

“Someone Get Some Soothing Cream for My Hurting P*s*y”

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 29, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwind

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Jul 29, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Miguel Tejada scratched from the O’s lineup today.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

lol padres?
Miguel Tejada and Josh Bell have been scratched from their respective games today, so it appears that the Orioles have traded Tejada, according to Dan Connolly of the Baltimore Sun (via Twitter). Tejada may have been scratched since he’s about to join another team and Bell may have been scratched because he’s about to join the O’s, though nothing is official yet.

The Cardinals and Phillies have shown interest in Tejada, though Connolly suggests the former AL MVP could be headed to San Diego.

by kingofthacove on Jul 29, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he has VETERAN GRIT

Oh wait… not Bochy in the dugout.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 29, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be OK with that

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Jul 29, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they gave up something good for him.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take Eckstein

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll root for 21 innings

Seven ejections, eight injuries, and really inflated ERAs.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 29, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend who works for the Rangers just sent me a text message

That read: : ((((((((((((((((

I’m assuming he meant the acquisition of Cantu.

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jul 29, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Blind umpire is blind.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Out

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

cantu, also very slow. good luck rangers.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 29, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

MoLOLina

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HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol. it’s a triple play waiting to happen.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 29, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awful throw, awful call.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

against his body..

that was a decent throw for that.

by seaborn on Jul 29, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see how it was an awful throw

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 29, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most big league SS can make that throw without bouncing it 3 times.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was out!

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 29, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

No question GTFO

Dumb ump

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Out by like a mile!!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 29, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Instant Replay !!!

Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Jul 29, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well a split isn’t the worst thing in the world

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 29, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes it is!

We’re better than them

Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey's streak is though

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to think positive JP

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by nvsfg on Jul 29, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much for walking Uggly

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by Merope on Jul 29, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Joey

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

/white flagged

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Jul 29, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bases loaded? POUR MOTA ON IT!

by Every6thDay on Jul 29, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Martinez is

indeed, a dogshit pitcher. It took all of about 10 pitches for me to make this determination the first time I ever saw him. not sure why he continues to receive opportunities

by patneededthetowel on Jul 29, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish he would take his talents to South Beach

Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Southern California

Secret Agent Joe!

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 29, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

this thread sucks

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Astros looking to move Berkman. Anyone interested?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

nope

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HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/raises hand sheepishly

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like him…doesn’t he hate SF/Pacbell?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 29, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Berkman is hitting .245/.372/.436 so far in 2010.

Low average but still over .800 OPS

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

but how is he trending?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 29, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

GiantPain is!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If all he costs is money and Bautista, why not?

by Every6thDay on Jul 29, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

They would want prospects in return I imagine, since they are trying to rebuild. But hes not a great player anymore, so probably no top prospects.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh boy we get to see sanchez again…

by natey-nate on Jul 29, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Slingblade gone already?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 29, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

new thread please

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HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The Yeah Joey ! Rally signed ball did not work...

I’m out…back to the spreadsheets

Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Jul 29, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

5 runs? NO PROBLEM

Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S GO YOU PIECES OF SHIT

The Marlins ain’t tired, what’s your excuses?!?!

by Every6thDay on Jul 29, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

We used up our quota of runs for the year =(

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Jul 29, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

rally Jt Snow

JT Snow Pictures, Images and Photos

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BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

sandoval is quick for a guy who weighs 250

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HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

if you’re another team, and pablo is up to bat, you have to seriously consider bringing all your outfielders on to the infield and just covering every hole.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 29, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Tejada to the Padres.

4:37pm: The Padres will acquire Miguel Tejada from the Orioles, according to MLB.com’s Corey Brock (on Twitter). Connolly hears the O’s get a pitcher and salary relief.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Dangit. I have to root against Tejada now?

Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

evereth cabrera and his .548OPS just must not be cutting it.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 29, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This brings me back to 2008.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Giants

don’t let this happen again

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HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ready to make an entrance, so back on up

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Rallye Christina

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 29, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

giants are on a mission to make this go as quickly as possible.

i guess it’s less painful this way.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 29, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

So this bozo’s going to get a complete game shutout?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 29, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Dullest game of the year

Dreary

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 29, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Latos game at AT&T was duller

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 29, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one was more sad and desultory

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 29, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I downloaded iTunes.

I think it declared war on every other program in my computer

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Jul 29, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I tried to set it up on my girlfriend’s new computer and this multiple accounts thing (she had made purchases years ago with her aol account) really makes me hate those Apple fuckers more.

by Every6thDay on Jul 29, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I upgraded earlier today and shit is all fucked up

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You also agree that you will not use (iTunes) for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Jul 29, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine there is little in the way of follow-up to that request.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Jul 29, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The only way to stop this missle from launching is to make a disarming playlist then adding the right songs in the right order!”

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 29, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick!, play "Disarm" by Smashing Pumpkins!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 29, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/plays “You Dropped A Bomb On Me” by mistake

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 29, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

iTunes is such a resource hog

Norton AntiVirus looked at it and said “God damn, you’re a resource hog.”

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 29, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

FireFox was like, “Shit! That’s some resource hoggin’!”

by Every6thDay on Jul 29, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey due up 5th. Can two guys get on base?

by kingofthacove on Jul 29, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 29, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they don't

I will be pissed. I want to see Travis up next

Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will it help us score runz?

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Jul 29, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 outs...5 runs

It’s been done many many times before. It happens a few times a season. Why not us?

..

don’t answer

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The G-men are Anibal Sanchez's bitch for today.

Straight embarrassing.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 29, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a team of Jesus Christs. Can no one hit a curveball?

by Every6thDay on Jul 29, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Just one of those days I suppose.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 29, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITS A SIGN

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool, a seal.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

coolest part of the game

by kingofthacove on Jul 29, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how Casilla is wearing his A's cap in my boxscore

Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Must be watching it from Yahoo?

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 29, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why yes. Yes I am.

Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasting Casilla in a 5-0 game is dumb

should have stayed with J-Mart

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 29, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

and by that I mean this would have been Casilla's 3rd consecutive off day

afterward you could have used him for 40 ptiches over a 2-day stretch against the Dodgers

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 29, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

and by that I mean this would have been Casilla's 3rd consecutive off day

afterward you could have used him for 40 ptiches over a 2-day stretch against the Dodgers

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 29, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the sounds of it she’s in the bathroom pooping in her box.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 29, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They score 10 last night and 0 today with 1 hit? WTF happened?

They don’t like these day games I think.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 29, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

They used up all the hits yesterday.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

FATIGUE, NERDS!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 29, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys it's ok

The Cardinals got shut out by Bobby Allen Dickey. Even good offensive teams struggle once in awhile. Just chalk it up to one of those days and tip your cap to An(ib)al Sanchez. Dude pItched a hell of a game.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 29, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

this

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

twhs

It would feel nice to beat Dickey.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even good offensive teams struggle once in awhile.

THE IMPLICATIONS

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Jul 29, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be all well and good if it wasn’t what? 2.5 days away from the freaking trade deadline?
The hasty stroke goes oft astray.

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by Merope on Jul 29, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. The Orioles get Wynn Pelzer. A 24 year old at AA with a 4.20 ERA.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

they get Salary Relief and a roster spot formerly occupied by grit and veteran

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 29, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Salary Relief. I hear he’s got a good fastball.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 29, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATZ A LOW PRICE!!!!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 29, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rays are the favorites to acquire Dunn, according to one executive who spoke to Joel Sherman of the New York Post. The Giants are the only other team Sherman hears in connection to Dunn

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss that girl on SNL with the “Bitch, pulleeeze” skit

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 29, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game sucks

/waits for someone to tell him there was a suckier game

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Jul 29, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

/Mat Latos’d

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 29, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

When is the next day off for this team, are the going to play 50 straight? Jeez,

it seems like the Padres get a day off every week. BS!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 29, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

august 2nd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 29, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well at least its right around the corner then, whew!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 29, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’ve played 3 more games than them, so the off days are coming soon.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 29, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

They really need some rest it appears.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 29, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blinked and it’s the 9th—someone have a plane to catch?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 29, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Anibal Sanchez does.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 29, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

imo no one should be allowed to swing with less than two strikes

by kingofthacove on Jul 29, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Do it for Gerald!

Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Plenty of games left

Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.

by Amigo on Jul 29, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just got bored with this one

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by j14 on Jul 29, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster wants to make it more of a challenge.

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FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Jul 29, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Jul 29, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very nice

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 29, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

give us those balls asshole

by kingofthacove on Jul 29, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

well, fuck

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

tree-trunk neck saves bad injury

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 29, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

RIP hit streak. :'(

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

/yawn

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Well CRAP!

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by Merope on Jul 29, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

that wasn’t fun

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by j14 on Jul 29, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

don’t even want to watch the LA-SD game, now

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 29, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn less hits than Young MC =/

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jul 29, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

bye hitting streak

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

He can just start another one on Sunday.

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by Merope on Jul 29, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

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by j14 on Jul 29, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! It’s Greg!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice game, Anibal.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 29, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Giants Babe

She jinxed Buster by making a 22 poster yesterday.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking that very thing

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

way to go, Giant Babe

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 29, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's GIANTS Babe

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 29, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was remembering her when Buster struck out in the 5th. DAMN YOU GIANTSBABE & YOUR HEARTS!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 29, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky that wasn't a no-hitter

Could easily have been, if not for Pablo’s lucky bloop.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 29, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

No, now I can take a nap

The Lawn Boy’s back in the garage. The mowing’s done.
Giants made for good grass today.

"My My, Hey Hey .... GIDP is here to stay."

Bork Never Sleeps

by pynchon59 on Jul 29, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD I WENT TO FILE SOME PAPERS AND THE NINTH INNING IS OVER????

by Every6thDay on Jul 29, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies about to win

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

haven't used this all month

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 29, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Just another reminder of how difficult long hitting streaks are

And how truly amazing Dimaggio’s was.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 29, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, well, quality start

MadBum only threw 80 pitches to boot

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 29, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

only 3 more 4 game series to go

by kingofthacove on Jul 29, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Really Jon? This game had highlights?

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by Merope on Jul 29, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like it when opposing teams get the Honda Drive of the Game. :(

by Natto on Jul 29, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Give it to anyone

Who drove their Honda to the park to watch that shitty game.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 29, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes these type of games make for awesome postgame wraps

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

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