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MadBum is going to start the rally next
Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.
i agree with the op
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Giants
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
We didn’t trade for Cantu?
Hooray!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I love how we celebrate non-trades the way another team would celebrate a trade.
THE GIANTS WAY!™
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
MISLEADING URL IS MISLEADING
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
LOL Cantu
Still playing when he’s been traded to the Rangers
I like how the URL still says “No Hitter”
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
Win the Thread!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
We came back last night!
Lets do it again
What the fuck Cody Ross?
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions
Oh yeah!
Fuck…
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
we came back from almost failing miserably
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Suck it Cody
Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.
The madbum has pitched fairly well, all things considered.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
OT: RIP Lorenzen Wright
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Too early
Clutch!
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
need him for defense when we take the lead
by HoosierGiant on Jul 29, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Wtf, I want MadBum to pitch next inning
Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.
Madbum out after 80 pitches?
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
/subject line
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
Dude.
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
wtf
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Those are Skids...
Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
MLBTR says that both the Chi Sox and the Yanks are out on Adam Dunn talks.
Buser Posey: He knows the rules!
MAYBE THAT’S WHY HE’S OUT OF THE GAME!
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
IF we got him would you willing to give him the 4 year ext. or rent him
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
This is my 3000th post
I will use it to say the following:
1) Score some goddamned runs already
2) Suck It Russell Martin
3) Fuck you Scott Hairston
4) This Posey guy is kinda halfway decent
5) That Pierzynski trade really didn’t go all that well for us
6) TWSS
7) “Anibal Sanchez” anagrams into HAZEL CANNABIS
8) Thank God for this place or I’d have to do some, uh, work or something
8) Did I mention we should score some runs?
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 29, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions
You forgot..
9) READ MY ANAGRAMS !
Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
Now THERE’S a disturbing mental image.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 29, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
At least we missed out on Cantu
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
mlbtr says Rangers are finalizing the deal
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 29, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
this game sucks
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Double Rainbow

Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
IT'S SO BRIGHT AND VIVID
WHHYYYY??!!!! WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
by Sabean_Is_Iago on Jul 29, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
See
You need to take 3 of 4 from the Marlins at home.
Especially when you beat Josh Johnson
This
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
He should get at least 2 more at bats…
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Joey! <3
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah Joey!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
My name is Jeffy and I can count to potato!
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
holy shit big picture is big
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I can’t believe how terrible this picture is, because, in real life, Joey is so hot that I don’t even have words to describe it.
Buser Posey: He knows the rules!
How about a Yeah Joey ! Signed Ball Instead

Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
Awesome!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
JOEY
Let’s see if the Giants can actually field the ground balls he produces.
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
Rangers got Jorge Cantu?!!!!
Yes!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
He gone!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
The weird thing is, he probably doesn’t know it yet.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome picture, but we should probably wait until the Giants are hitting.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I'm in a time warp or something
don’t have radio here and am trying to follow online
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
Kuip: “don’t take a piece of the God damn puzzle.”
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
I was only half listening and I thought thats what he said, but then I said nah
by HoosierGiant on Jul 29, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
i listened to it a couple times to make sure.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
There are very few entertainers I hate solely for their work.
He is one of them.
Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.
HITS CYCLEZ
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Brett Wallace. Hes been on 3 teams and hasnt even seen the Majors yet.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
I wish we could have made that deal. jeez. what a complete steal.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, this is his fourth team, although I don’t think he ever played for the A’s.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Cards to A's to Blue Jays to Astros
poor guy
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
BUSTER, YOU BETTER GET A HIT OR I WILL CRY*.
*maybe, maybe not. BUT JUST GET A GAHDDAMN HIT.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
9 outs to score 3
no problem
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
dont worry everyone, im here now!
things are about to change!
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Rally Cuteness!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
OBP
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
What's For Dinner ?
Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
wow fucking finally
so many 3 ball counts, finally we get a walk
Any way you want it, that's the way you need it
Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.
AuBBrey!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions
OBP
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions
dick dietz
is that the old baseball coach at SDSU?
by patneededthetowel on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
HERE COMES THE RUN
Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.
Rally Matt Cain
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions
Buster fail
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
FUCKING SHIT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
DFA Posey
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
FUCK
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
Oh noes
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
Are we going to break out the Rally Christina Hendricks today?
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Meh
Dude, can’t carry the team all the time.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
I, unfortunately, probably am too.
/Fire Emblem ragetiem
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
fuck
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
Hack
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
ENOUGH WITH THE BUSTER FATIGUE COMMENTS
WHO’S PLAYING WELL TODAY? YOU COULD SAY THE ENTIRE GIANTS TEAM LOOKS FATIGUED
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
Panda looked good
and the rest of the lineup is gassed after 14 games in late July without a day off
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Panda looked good
and the rest of the lineup is gassed after 14 games in late July without a day off
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
If he was really tired
He fatigue would have hit the backstop
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh
I forgot, you’re a troll
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
Request....
If anyone sees a political ad on the site, can you take a screenshot and mail it to me?
Also, fuck this game and fuck Linkin Park.
Read the following about Linkin Park on another forum
Nice to see that we can all come together and agree that LP sucks a wet fart right out of my arse.
This “band” should be called The “Whiny C**t Project”
I’m sure the soundtrack will include all of their hits including
“Ouch, My Pu**y Hurts”
“Why Does My P**sy Hurt So Much”, and my personal fave
“Someone Get Some Soothing Cream for My Hurting P*s*y”
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 29, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
lolwind
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
UribeFest!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
Miguel Tejada scratched from the O’s lineup today.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
lol padres?
Miguel Tejada and Josh Bell have been scratched from their respective games today, so it appears that the Orioles have traded Tejada, according to Dan Connolly of the Baltimore Sun (via Twitter). Tejada may have been scratched since he’s about to join another team and Bell may have been scratched because he’s about to join the O’s, though nothing is official yet.
The Cardinals and Phillies have shown interest in Tejada, though Connolly suggests the former AL MVP could be headed to San Diego.
by kingofthacove on Jul 29, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
But he has VETERAN GRIT
Oh wait… not Bochy in the dugout.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
I would be OK with that
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
Take Eckstein
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll root for 21 innings
Seven ejections, eight injuries, and really inflated ERAs.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
My friend who works for the Rangers just sent me a text message
That read: : ((((((((((((((((
I’m assuming he meant the acquisition of Cantu.
Out
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
cantu, also very slow. good luck rangers.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 29, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
MoLOLina
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
lol. it’s a triple play waiting to happen.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 29, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Awful throw, awful call.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
against his body..
that was a decent throw for that.
Most big league SS can make that throw without bouncing it 3 times.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
from behind 3rd base
No…that was a decent throw
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 29, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
No question GTFO
Dumb ump
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
Out by like a mile!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
Instant Replay !!!
Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
Oh well a split isn’t the worst thing in the world
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yes it is!
We’re better than them
Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.
Posey's streak is though
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to think positive JP
Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
Oh Joey
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
/white flagged
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
Joe Martinez is
indeed, a dogshit pitcher. It took all of about 10 pitches for me to make this determination the first time I ever saw him. not sure why he continues to receive opportunities
by patneededthetowel on Jul 29, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions
I wish he would take his talents to South Beach
Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.
Or Southern California
Secret Agent Joe!
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Astros looking to move Berkman. Anyone interested?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
nope
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
/raises hand sheepishly
I ain't havin' it
by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I like him…doesn’t he hate SF/Pacbell?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 29, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Berkman is hitting .245/.372/.436 so far in 2010.
Low average but still over .800 OPS
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
but how is he trending?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 29, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
They would want prospects in return I imagine, since they are trying to rebuild. But hes not a great player anymore, so probably no top prospects.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
new thread please
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
The Yeah Joey ! Rally signed ball did not work...
I’m out…back to the spreadsheets
Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
5 runs? NO PROBLEM
Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.
We used up our quota of runs for the year =(
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
rally Jt Snow
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
I hate this game.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
sandoval is quick for a guy who weighs 250
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
if you’re another team, and pablo is up to bat, you have to seriously consider bringing all your outfielders on to the infield and just covering every hole.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 29, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
Tejada to the Padres.
4:37pm: The Padres will acquire Miguel Tejada from the Orioles, according to MLB.com’s Corey Brock (on Twitter). Connolly hears the O’s get a pitcher and salary relief.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
Dangit. I have to root against Tejada now?
Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.
evereth cabrera and his .548OPS just must not be cutting it.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 29, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Giants
don’t let this happen again
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 29, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
Rallye Christina

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
giants are on a mission to make this go as quickly as possible.
i guess it’s less painful this way.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 29, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
I downloaded iTunes.
I think it declared war on every other program in my computer
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Seriously
I upgraded earlier today and shit is all fucked up
I ain't havin' it
by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You also agree that you will not use (iTunes) for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
I imagine there is little in the way of follow-up to that request.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
“The only way to stop this missle from launching is to make a disarming playlist then adding the right songs in the right order!”
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
iTunes is such a resource hog
Norton AntiVirus looked at it and said “God damn, you’re a resource hog.”
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 29, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
If they don't
I will be pissed. I want to see Travis up next
Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.
3 outs...5 runs
It’s been done many many times before. It happens a few times a season. Why not us?
..
don’t answer
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
The G-men are Anibal Sanchez's bitch for today.
Straight embarrassing.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Just one of those days I suppose.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
ITS A SIGN
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
I like how Casilla is wearing his A's cap in my boxscore
Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.
Must be watching it from Yahoo?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Why yes. Yes I am.
Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.
wasting Casilla in a 5-0 game is dumb
should have stayed with J-Mart
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
and by that I mean this would have been Casilla's 3rd consecutive off day
afterward you could have used him for 40 ptiches over a 2-day stretch against the Dodgers
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
and by that I mean this would have been Casilla's 3rd consecutive off day
afterward you could have used him for 40 ptiches over a 2-day stretch against the Dodgers
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
A 6-run ninth would make this the best game of the year...
just because the Giants have looked so dead today.
They score 10 last night and 0 today with 1 hit? WTF happened?
They don’t like these day games I think.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
They used up all the hits yesterday.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Looking ahead to the Dodgers funeral
I ain't havin' it
by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Guys it's ok
The Cardinals got shut out by Bobby Allen Dickey. Even good offensive teams struggle once in awhile. Just chalk it up to one of those days and tip your cap to An(ib)al Sanchez. Dude pItched a hell of a game.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
twhs
It would feel nice to beat Dickey.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Wow. The Orioles get Wynn Pelzer. A 24 year old at AA with a 4.20 ERA.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
they get Salary Relief and a roster spot formerly occupied by grit and veteran
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Salary Relief. I hear he’s got a good fastball.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 29, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
DRAMATIC 6 RUN NINTH INNING RALLY!!!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
The Rays are the favorites to acquire Dunn, according to one executive who spoke to Joel Sherman of the New York Post. The Giants are the only other team Sherman hears in connection to Dunn
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
I miss that girl on SNL with the “Bitch, pulleeeze” skit
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 29, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
This game sucks
/waits for someone to tell him there was a suckier game
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
When is the next day off for this team, are the going to play 50 straight? Jeez,
it seems like the Padres get a day off every week. BS!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
august 2nd
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well at least its right around the corner then, whew!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
we’ve played 3 more games than them, so the off days are coming soon.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
They really need some rest it appears.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
I blinked and it’s the 9th—someone have a plane to catch?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
Do it for Gerald!
Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.
Plenty of games left
Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.
He just got bored with this one
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
wow.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
Fantastic.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 29, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
well, fuck
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
RIP hit streak. :'(
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
/yawn
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
that wasn’t fun
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
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"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
by 49er16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Damn less hits than Young MC =/
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
bye hitting streak
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
BEAT LA
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
I blame Giants Babe
She jinxed Buster by making a 22 poster yesterday.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
I was thinking that very thing
I ain't havin' it
by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
way to go, Giant Babe
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 29, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Lucky that wasn't a no-hitter
Could easily have been, if not for Pablo’s lucky bloop.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
No, now I can take a nap
The Lawn Boy’s back in the garage. The mowing’s done.
Giants made for good grass today.
"My My, Hey Hey .... GIDP is here to stay."
Bork Never Sleeps
Rockies about to win
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
Just another reminder of how difficult long hitting streaks are
And how truly amazing Dimaggio’s was.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 29, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions
oh, well, quality start
MadBum only threw 80 pitches to boot
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Give it to anyone
Who drove their Honda to the park to watch that shitty game.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 29, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions

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