BEAT fLA Thread 2
I like Andres Torres. Dude hits doubles.
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WOOO FUCK YO STREAK, JIGGA!
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we need a shop of freddy grinding his feet into JJ's couch
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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we need a shop of freddy grinding his feet into JJ's couch
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
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Matt Cain
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
Dude hits doubles
And does other good things too. Unlike that other guy that hit doubles.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Whew
Needed a new thread.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
We double threaded
I said I was making a new thread
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I had already made that one!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Mine was better
It included a “handling Johnson” joke
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Didn’t we get busted for thinking Rowand was cute?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I can think of a few reasons why I wouldn’t want to marry the man, but it doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate the view.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
He’s attractive sometimes, and sometimes not. I’m on the fence.
He’s a nice guy, though, in my limited experience.
Buser Posey: He knows the rules!
One day I was leaving work, and he was pulling in to the player parking...
He was in a Bentley. And, yeah, I was jealous.
by SixFourThree on Jul 27, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The time I saw him...
He was in a Bentley.
On a side note… WHY WOULD ANYONE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH AN ASTON MARTIN?!
by SixFourThree on Jul 27, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
if they know, they're just weird
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
nissan maxima ftw
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that's hot
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2005 Volvo S40
/ OK it’s really Mrs. nvsfg’s, but I paid for it !
2003 Ford F-250 diesel
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Volvo FTW
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I love mine, it’s old and I don’t care. Although I have been looking at the new ones, I’m still not swayed to replace it. Yet.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Diesel truck. check. Cope. check. gun rack._______
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It was supposed to be a question to nvsfg
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Diesel truck. check. Cope. check. Truck bed full of Softball equipment.
Not a redneck, Softball Coach
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I remember one of my LL coaches used to try to be sly and sneak in a pinch. Was still obvious.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
needs moar s60r
still a sweet ride though
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How about a C70 ?
Hardtop Convertible
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One of the weirder things to me is people being on turned on by things other people own.
I was promised lasagna.
But we’re Americans! How else are we supposed to value people?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Aston
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WHAT-EVER
I drive a Corolla. I’m not exactly knowledgeable about cars.
Buser Posey: He knows the rules!
you like cars that get good mileage, obv
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also
ones that are trying to kill you secretly
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OMG, I know! I bought it, like, 2 months before the recalls. I’m not even allowed to have a fucking driver’s side floor mat.
Buser Posey: He knows the rules!
yikes
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I love me the japanese cars
corollas are pretty sweet lil things.
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I say we wait until after he breaks DiMaggio’s streak.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 27, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoah
My sister just told me about Mole’s fucked up feet at birth. I did not know that at all. Friggin cool.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
explain
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 27, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
From Wikipedia
[Sanchez’s] success in high school was nothing short of miraculous. Sanchez was born with a severely pigeon-toed left foot and a club right foot, and his parents had received a medical diagnosis that he might never walk. He underwent surgery to correct his foot problems at 13 months, and then had to undergo years of physical therapy before he could walk properly.1
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I like him a lot more now
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Baby Mole

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 27, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL TRIPOD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
HOSTED BY TRIPOD
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Hi. Hi. Double. Hi. Double. Hi. Double. Double. Hi.
by Rook Takes Pawn on Jul 27, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Thomas Neal Update: Still real
3 for 4, BB, 2 SB
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
NEAL B4 ZOD
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
YES
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throw in Eugenio
for Uggla’s giant neck
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Rowand looks so happy!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
so when is cody ross up again???
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Since I'm just getting here..
Ill do my own update.
Torres!
Franchez is good today!
Audrey!
Posey is God – 20
Hack
Hack
Hack
Hack
No one here gets out alive.
Amy G spot: out of body experience
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
I think we can all agree here that i have the best hair and facial hair on McC
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I've got the J Sanchez look - goatee with no stache
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
HAWT, I GOT THE NATE BEARD WITH LONGER HAIR
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
had to make myself known more
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
you're italian, so you're done
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
it’s ok, i’m armenian so i’m out too i guess D:
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
might have to lose some pounds too, i heard that also helps in attractiveness
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I'M TALKING BOUT MYSELF TOO!!! LOL FOR BEING FAT... well sorta
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Shift A
Matt should pitch better when he has the lead.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HE AIN'T HAVIN' IT!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BUSTER!!!!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
LOL HELMET TAG
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Amy is not driving me crazy tonight
she looks really cute and seems to actually have a personality
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IKR
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SHE'S MARRIED THOUGH!!!!! IT SUCKS!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Sacramento Bee guy? Didn’t vote for Timmy…
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 27, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
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YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS
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I’ve really done a complete 360 on her since she started doing Giants’ games.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 27, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
So you feel the same way
/180 degree is the opposite nitting
Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...
by AngelWillSaveUs on Jul 27, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
/McBain gif
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 27, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU DON'T RUN ON POSEY!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
HE AIN'T HAVIN' IT!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 27, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
YER OUT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
AINT HAVIN IT!
Almost an exact replica of that gif!
by Rook Takes Pawn on Jul 27, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
AINT HAVIN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥
HE AINT FUCKING HAVIN THAT SHIT
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I AINT HAVIN IT!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
NB4 MOST SS DON'T MAKE THAT TAG!
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
His SS at Florida State made that exact same tag.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 27, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I know. Mocking a comment from the earlier thread
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah
sorry, just got here
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 27, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice tag Rent
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
DONT THINK BUSTER HAVIN ANY OF THAT
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Nice tag Rent
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
KA MAI HA MAI HAAAAAAAA
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 27, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
you can say that again!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
KA MAI HA MAI HAAAAAAAA
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 27, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
I am confused
Is Posey havin’ it?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 27, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I don’t believe so
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's ask the Magic Ain't-Ball
He ain’t.
Well, that was predictable.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
wtf strike zone
I count two strikes to Ramirez that were called balls.

Yeah....
Sometimes umpires get it wrong. Is this a new concept for you?
by SixFourThree on Jul 27, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
That reads with a lot more attitude than I intended....
Read this while you smile, like someone told you a joke. That you chuckled, but not too hard.
by SixFourThree on Jul 27, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
A lot of umpires have been noticably getting it wrong this year.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Technology is too good, so we notice now.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
more that we can prove it now
When I saw those pitches on the teevee I snorted “that’s a strike!” The pitchfx just confirms.
Hence why I said
“The strike zone disappeared”
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
who is this Buster Posey guy?
isn’t it Roy Posey?
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
Hey guys
is Buster havin it?
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Sorry, missed that this bit had been done
stupid connection is stupid
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buster posey's arm is made of magic
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
/shift-A
BUSTER AIN’T HAVIN’ IT.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
NO HE AINT
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Swoon, drool, etc.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Dan Uggla!
During the commercial break he was presented with the award for Most Punchable Face.
Congrats Dan!
same exact play
I wonder if he said that after the tag
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ALWAYS REC’D
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
If I had it I'd post it
but I ain’t havin’ it
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
by Goofus on Jul 27, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
In case you have not heard
That Buster fellow, well, he is not having any of whatever “it” is.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
Good God. That ought to come with some kind of parental advisory tag.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
that is hot
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sorry
as a heterosexual male, “hot” is about as far as I can go
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i gotcha
luckily I am not a heterosexual male.
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥
And I appreciate your willing to admit the hotness. Good enough for me.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
wait, you're a chick?!
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oh
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It’s a callback to the previous thread. Apparently, I sullied Christina’s good name.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
HOW DARE YOU
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As a straight female, I have to admit, Christina Hendricks is gorgeous.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
INSTABAN PLEASE
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fail
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
How are you a man?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
/high five
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve noticed that most red headed women are gorgeous.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my gahd.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuckin’ cannon of an arm, my goodness.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Right.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Why I love my kid, part 7 billion:
kid1: Who are the Giants playing?
me: The Florida Marlins
kid1: What’s a marlin?
me: A fish
kid1: (laughs a while) They’re playing fish? The team is named after A FISH? (more laughing)
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Jul 27, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
lol
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Cute kid is cute
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
ha ha
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
your kids are pretty awesome.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Remember a month or so ago when everyone stole on us?
What happened?
Remember when they kept blaming it on the pitchers? Ha.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 27, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BENGIE
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Unless "It" came with cheese..
too soon ?
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MarLOLins
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Marlins
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
WOW
UGLY PLAY THERE
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
whoopsies
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOL FISH DEFENSE
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TRADE FOR THAT MAN
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SF Giants 2010 Catching stats
entering this game
Caught stealing
Molina 23%
Whiteside 30%
Buster 43%
EL OH EL
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Well when he nails the first one to try it tends to deter them.
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Fuckin’ gorgeous.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
26 "Ain't Havin' It's in less than two minutes..
Glad to see you guys are on it.
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FFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
SHHIEZA
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Well
That sucked.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! HAHA, amazing play
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL Giants
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Nothing Uribe could have done at all.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Makes up for the terrible D at third.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
? huh
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I mean, I know who that is..I mean I don't but I do...er uhh I mean
what does that have to do with anything?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
yiiiikes
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I see that name
on my Directv guide in the naughty channels
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
WELL POOP
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Man, Uribe was a dead duck either way
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Scott?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Quickest 2 outs ever?
Within 1/2 second.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
well, shit
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Yes, I believe he did
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yet another way to hit into a double play
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Roll over line drive whack job
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Stay hot, Aaron Rowand!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 27, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
shouldn’t we have replaced Rent with Panda by now?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
fish eggs?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Roe?
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Fish eggs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Would be great if we could get Cain up this inning.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Is it me?
Or are Kruk and Kuip going on a little too much about the Mayor’s proclamation?
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
They are excited. I would be too.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
speaking of the mayor
what ever happened to that guy?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
lost re-election?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi Dubious
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Cheers erupting for that hit.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
very excited to see cody ross up next inning
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
Cain ain't havin it
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Sigh
That would have been a sacrifice fly without that crappy double play.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Ross due up 3rd!!!
Pleeeeeease get the first two hitters out so you can drill him
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Why? Following online.
Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...
by AngelWillSaveUs on Jul 27, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah. He must go down.
Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...
by AngelWillSaveUs on Jul 27, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He won't drill him with men on base and a 1 run game
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
In a 1-run game?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
.
nice catch
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
can something called Circo Brazil be anything but cheesy?
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
if any of the first two reach base.
just throw one behind ross.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
how does Rent not hit that pitch off or over the wall?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
Rent's slugging percentage says hi
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck you Dave, you called it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yes he did
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK THIS SHIT.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit Cain
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
FUCK
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Just got here (never fear)
How are we doing guys?… I mean, aside from that homerun. Damnit.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
YOUR FAULT
GET OUT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
...:[
Well that just hurts.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
TWSS?
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Usually, when there's not a gag in her mouth.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
SON OF A BITCH
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ugh the Marlins hit too many home runs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
im glad we got freddy sanchez instead of uggla
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Think the marlins will go for a swap?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
sigh
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
crap
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK THIS SHIT
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck
Hate, In Play (Runs)
Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...
by AngelWillSaveUs on Jul 27, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
This is an annoying game
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
fuck on a shit
Stop that.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
Pretty sure you don't just throw a good pitch to hit to a power hitter there
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
don’t groove fastballs to Dan Uggla
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
OK TRADE FOR UGGLA
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Obviously the guy can hit homers here. Too bad it’s not for the Giants.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
So uggla can go defenstrate himself for all I care
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
yeah
/looks up defenstrate
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
lolu
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
FUCK YOU!!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
ha, I thought it was a real word
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
bondslegend likes to spend his quality time on urbandictionary, having no life
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
it is a real word
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SHUSH U
I was in a hurry. Also, been I’ve drinking
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
and i thought it was the meth
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
although he spelled it wrong
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
the effort was there, though
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
nope; sounds horrific
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
is it Kafkaesque?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
How about Kefkaesque?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
it's in the bible
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
you mean, the king james
I don’t think it’s in the original
BUSTER POSEY
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
JUAN URIBE
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
PAT BURRELL
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
solo job, no problem
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
It sure fucking feels like a problem
I ain't havin' it
by NuschlerFace on Jul 27, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
TWBSSAFL
That’s what Brian Sabean said about Fred Lewis
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
I would have enjoyed trying to figure that out
I ain't havin' it
by NuschlerFace on Jul 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
late to the party much?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I could deal with Uggla’s stupid face and bad defense if he played for the Giants.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 27, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
What about his stupid hair..
runner up to BWeez
Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
He’d need to improve his defense.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 27, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Unpossible
Clank….Clank…..Clank
Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
I blame Flemming
He jinxed it
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Just watched White Collar
Why does Cain keep letting them tie?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 27, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Strikezone was bigger the first few innings.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
strikezone is bigger for Johnson
not much, but noticeably
Now is not the time to hit Ross.
A K is much more useful.
Fuck their lineup and it’s “Every hitter we have could hit double digit HR” shit.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
they’ll all be gone soon enough
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow... like the one time Cain gets actual run support...
and he gives up a bunch of dingerz…
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Jul 27, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
3 runs is not actual run support.
Maybe for Cain.
But 3 runs should be average
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
agreed
But 3 against Johnson is apparently above average!
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
3 Runs in 6 innings is average for the league.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Apparently..
this is the first time any team has scored more than two runs against Johnson in the last thirteen starts. So the Giants have that going for them.
Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
It seems they have been hitting the top NL pitchers this year. Halladay,Ubaldo and now Johnson.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
MATT CAIN SAYS STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
Stupid question time
Does Cain ever cain himself? Normally, I hear about it in the context of poor run support, but tonight that doesn’t seem to be the problem.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
STFD
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
STFD
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
NO SWING THROO STUFF
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I love how the ump is basically tearing a heart out every time he calls a K
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
KAAALIII-MAAAAAAAAAAA
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
that's stupid
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
LOL
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
But still. Not smart to drill a dude in a tie game
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
I hate you guys with your "reason".
LIVE ON THE EMOTIONS, MAN!
by SixFourThree on Jul 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
holy shit
it’s the 7th inning?!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
what the hell was that pitch?
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
MATT CAIN SAYS STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
STFD Douche
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
STFD, ROSS!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
STFD
And take your bat flip with you. You’re Cody Ross, Cody Ross. Don’t pretend you’re not.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
STRIIAAAUUUURRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Jul 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
GORGEOUS. I like that better then putting him on base for nothing.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Should have flipped his glove.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow
The ump was really into that strikeout call
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
BREAKING NEWS: LEBRON JAMES TO THE HEAT!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Apparently this is common from him
First time I’ve seen it, myself. Thanks for letting me know.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I disagree.
But I’m happy with the end result.
by SixFourThree on Jul 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD DOUCEFUCK
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
THATS BETTER THAN A BEANING
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
7th inning OT: What do you do with all that extra curry broth from Thai food?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
soak rice in it
eat the rice
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Jul 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
oh. i’m outta rice
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
/have no such half
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
/old girlfriend doesn’t count
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
There should be rice with your curry
Use it.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I have an outrageous idea:
Rice.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
rice
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
yay
Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...
by AngelWillSaveUs on Jul 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
high 90s
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
good outing
but gotta get some more runs
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
and the dodgers are PHing Ethier for Billingsley
by kingofthacove on Jul 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
oh hi High Socks Nate
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Jul 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
bye, High Socks Nate
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Jul 27, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift-A
Stupid tie games. I want WINZ, damnit!
Also: I love Buster Posey. But I’m sure that can go without saying.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Oh, no. Nate merely has a five o’clock shadow. How will it affect his power?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
apparently
It was devastating. (still cute, though!)
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥
fan of spotlight
didn’t realize SF wasn’t in LA
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
cain could’ve done that
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
oh its shaq
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU LA
ALSO
FUCK YOU SAN DIEGO
I WISH YOU COULD BOTH LOSE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yay!
CRAP!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
GROUND ATTACK!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
eithier 2 run single
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
Clank
Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
Torres!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Torres is good
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Guys,
I don’t think Andres is having anything either
Third Best Leadoff Hitter...
sorry, we already have third best.
Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
LOL Shaq
TORRES VROOM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL UGGLA
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
Something i've noticed over the past few years, Dan Uggla is good
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Not at defense
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
offensively, 20+ homers each of the last 5 seasons?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
No doubt
He’s a really good offensive player. Just not very good defensively.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
still a little pissed, would've liked Uggla>Sanchez last year at the trade deadline
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Uggla would have taken more than Alderson
I’d have preferred him too, but it all depends on what the asking price was
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I wonder if Alderson and Barnes would have gotten it done.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
that's fine with me, it would've been worth it too, especially with this years'
additions if they still would’ve pursued Huff, and Posey’s call up? But yea, wonder who else they were looking for
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
and then he hit into a double play
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
For old times sake..h

Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
can we start a make a wish for Cain run support?
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
come on FLA bullpen!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
The Giants need to win this game for that kid.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Agreed.
I got teary eyed seeing Buster shake hands with him earlier.
by Into the Void on Jul 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster also said, “hey Big Mike!” because I guess that’s the kid’s nickname. So cute.
Buser Posey: He knows the rules!
If that man doesn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize this year, I will throw myself down a flight of stairs.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
LOL IRL.
Buster should also win an Oscar, a Grammy and a Kids Choice Award.
Buser Posey: He knows the rules!
hopefully BWeez can get into the game. he’s his fave player. showed him his hand symbol and everything.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Jul 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m radio only. Which kid?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
A kid from the make a wish foundation. Aurilia is sitting in the seats with him.
by Into the Void on Jul 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
D’aww. The Giants better win it for him.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
kid's favorite player is Wilson, so he taught him the pose when he gets a save
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
hence why i like sports in general
every sport has some sort of function to get involved in the community and it’s awesome
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m going to that Matt Cain charity thing on the 14th (raising money for the Gulf). I love that crap.
Buser Posey: He knows the rules!
FUCK YEA, THAT SHIT IS AWESOME, i wish i could attend
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
YES AND IT WAS THE BEST THING I EVER DID.
Seriously, have me tell you the stories sometimes. It was pretty awesome.
Buser Posey: He knows the rules!
probably should use twitter for that :) i'll likely be in attendance for
those stories also
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
FINE, then i'll DM kdl too!! :P
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Haha.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
FINE DUDE, WE'LL HAVE A DM kdl PARTY...
oh my…
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Take Pics or it will never happen
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think I missed hearing about this one.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I just found it! That’s hella chill. Definitely tell us stories!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That is adorable.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I never read the last part of your handle.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Please, don’t turn this into a, “girls are bad sports fans” thing. I watch every fucking game.
Buser Posey: He knows the rules!
girls don’t know sports? :)
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
in defense
I took that as a different kind of joke, non-sports related. I could be totally wrong, though!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥
That was more my thinking.
I ain't havin' it
by NuschlerFace on Jul 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
you're still cool, then :)
♥ NuschlerFace ♥
haha
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥
I less item on my Bucket List
I ain't havin' it
by NuschlerFace on Jul 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
GTFO THEN!
/chasm
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
by djp4cal on Jul 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah
and when you got back, they lost. Kindly make sure you stay for the entire game this time.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
HACK HACK HACK
Take a fucking pitch you asshole
Honestly
That wasn’t a terrible AB. Both the pitches he fouled off were in or right around the zone, and you can’t really blame a dude for striking out on a perfectly located JJ fastball.
I’ve been happy with Franchez tonight.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
fack.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
fuck
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
There was a time when Sanchez would hit that to RF
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
TURDS
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
Double turds
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Mole
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
bondslegend
It is good. Played through the first 4 missions or so of the campaign. Felt like the first time I played the first starcraft, but with cooler cutscenes, better story, and better graphics.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
awesome
what’s not so awesome – the balance in my checking account. Will have to wait till next payday =/
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
bondslegend
ALEX SMITH
/waits
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
ALEX SMITH WILL HAVE A SOLID YEAR, JUST FUCKIN WAIT AND SEE
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
get on base, Huff
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
VROOOOOOM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
VROOM
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
2 for 4 and Edgar will be the replacement
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
STEALIO!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
Aww
He only stole second? Dang it.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
make a wish foundation
Kids pretty cool
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Buster Posey
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
make-a-wish kid
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
that's not the bat boy it's...
Cain
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
Michael Brice
suffers from cardio myopathy…it was his make-a-wish dream to meet the ginats
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
OBP
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
Buster time!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
HUFF!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
OMG BUSTER TIME
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
This game has been all about Andres, Aubrey and Buster
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Walking Huff to get to Posey
BUSTER, ARE YOU HAVIN’ THAT?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
DFA!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
fuck
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
rofl damnit
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Oh Buster. No.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL ANTI CLIMAX
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
TURDS
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
Anticlimactic
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
that’s not supposed to happen.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
How do you swing at the first pitch when Huff just drew a walk? Come on, Buster.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BENGIE WOULDN'T HAVE SWU..........
never mind
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
can’t take a strike and wait for a pitch to hit
by oldgiantsguy on Jul 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Well. That was anticlimactic
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
well that was a letdown and a half
oh well, even iron maiden released a couple bad albums
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
/1,000 words
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
114 pitches for Johnson
he’s due up 2nd. so likely done.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 27, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, Gerald
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
mccoveychron I think I figured Twitter out. It’s like a GameThread for elitists.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
LOL Grant
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
LOL
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain gets a ND?
Shocker.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
well
he wasn’t exactly lights out today
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
well at least it was against a better pitcher today
by kingofthacove on Jul 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
hankschulman
Nobody in modern era. Kent’s 49 in 2001 is the record. RT @JGallagher24: any idea who the last giant with 50 doubles in a season was?
by Rook Takes Pawn on Jul 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
54
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Torrid!
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Jul 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
per ESPN.com
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he has 40ish 39-42 at the moment, I just looked it up and I don’t remember.
fried brain is fried.
32. About a double every three games.
by Rook Takes Pawn on Jul 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit, is EVERYONE getting a proclamation today? I got hosed.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
you didnt get one???
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain raised his ERA today
But lowered his WHIP
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Jul 27, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
He tried, but the ump called ball 4 a strike.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
so brett myers is having a pretty sweet season
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck him.
There is a circle of hell dedicated to spouse abusers.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Pitches missing bats...
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Like his wife couldn't...
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
i dont think that joke worked
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I aimed high.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Like Bretty Myers
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
That sucked.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
I hate typos
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Yeah, you should probably quit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
TWSS
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Really that is more of a TWHS moment.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m shocked the guy with a sub-2.00 ERA pitched a scoreless inning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BUT ROMO SUCKS!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GIVES UP DINGERZ
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
we’re lucky those popups didn’t go out.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Giants
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Whoa
Sanchez shoved Ishi.
1st base has the call right?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I always thought the middle IF’s had the final say.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it's the player in the better position who gets the call
SS> all, 2B>1B.
I was promised lasagna.
as i recall
the priority order is
CF over all outfielders, outfielders over all infielders, SS over 3B, 2B over 1B, infielders over catcher
Communication is the key
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
WTF Mole
Was Travis yelling at Mole?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Looked like Mole shoved him
Then Ishi started to yell at him.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Whoa
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
padres have 1st and 3rd 2 outs bottom 7
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Mole was Ishi'd or Ishi Was Moled?
Either way, Buster wasn’t having it
LOL
mccoveychron
Ah, Ronny Paulino. My favorite ex-Giant since Desi Relaford.
He gave us four hours we’ll never forget.
They could be Giants...but not really.
Snarky Grant is snarky
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Sooooo.......
If we don’t score a run, one of their RHH who swings for the fences everytime is going to hit another HR at some point….
So, we should probably score soon, then….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 27, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
if you say so...
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez and Ishi are like BFF
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Jul 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
Score runs, [Giant's hitters]
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well. Ok then.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
REEEBAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
ITS SO FUNNY YOU KNOW IT'S GONE RIGHT WHEN HE HITS IT
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
JAZZ HANDS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
JAZZ HANDS!!!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
JAZZ MOTHERFUCKING HANDS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Yeah!
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Jul 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
Jazz!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LET THERE BE JAZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
JAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
REEEBAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
REEBAYYYYY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
REEEBAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
REEEEEEEEEEBAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!
I ain't havin' it
by NuschlerFace on Jul 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
JAZZ HANDS!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JAZZY!
BENCHED IN MY POKEMONZ, BUT WHO CARES!!
He knew that was gone as soon as it left his bat
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING JAZZ HANDS!!!!!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
How many of his HRs have been go ahead home runs?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That took me a minute.
I ain't havin' it
by NuschlerFace on Jul 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If I might say . . .
. . . FUCKING UUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Haha, Jon, “First home run of the night from Juan Uuuuuuu-reebay.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I am envious of the way he says “U”
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That thing bounced.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I hate tie ga-JAZZ!!! YESSS!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
That made me so happy I just struck my girlfriend.
Out.. on MLB 2K10
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
um
this is not funny. like at all
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Well it's not supposed to be.
It’s true. I just struck her out on MLB 2K10, I just picked it up yesterday and I’m having a blast. Ass.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
STFD
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of Brett Myers....................
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
That is not funny.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh, you'll get over it.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
I’m sorry, but I don’t approve of domestic violence jokes. Even in the context that you wrote it in.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Again, you'll get over it.
I apologize if I offended you, but I’m of the opinion that you can’t pick and choose what you can and can’t joke about. As someone who adores all kinds of humor, it’s just what I do. I shouldn’t have said that here, and again – I apologize. But in no way do I condone domestic violence – I love my girlfriend very much and would never strike her.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
I’m glad you’ve apologized here, but drop the “you’ll get over it” thing.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Eh. It’s not an offensive statement, the “you’ll get over it.” Maybe it comes off worse in text, but it’s definitely not said in an abrasive way.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Well, I’ll say that it’s coming off awfully in text.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And I’ll say I just admitted to that, sir.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
lulz
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a sir.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You don’t have to be. Aren’t you a moderator or something here? Had I known you were female (which I admittedly didn’t), I still would have said sir. If that offends you as well, I do apologize..
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
It doesn’t offend me… I was just, you know, sayin’.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Noted. Again, apologies for the whole ‘get over it’ nonsense. It’s not ever my intention to offend anyone.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Wasn’t referencing sex..
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
It’s incorrectly placed…deal with it.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
I am aware of that, and I understand that. But your “you’ll get over it” attitude is rubbing me the wrong way.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh. It’s not an offensive statement, the "you’ll get over it." Maybe it comes off worse in text, but it’s definitely not said in an abrasive way.
I apologize.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Not funny
and I’m not getting over it either.
by mrs. owlcroft on Jul 27, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
ALWAYS GIVE YOUR GIRL THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT, YOU KNUCKLE HEAD!!!
make her feel she’s good at the game
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
She's destroying me right now.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
let it be bro, let it be, only until the 9th inning
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
No like, she's up 7-0.
I can’t get the hang of hitting on this game.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
BURN
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm pretty bad at this one, admittedly.
Last baseball game I played was on the SNES. I’ll destroy anyone on that one :[
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Never let your girlfriend win. I don’t, and look where it got me.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Guys, I think Brian Sanches might not be as good as Josh Johnson
by Duelling Brandos on Jul 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
McCovey Chronicles mccoveychron
Looked down at my phone to twat, looked up to see jazz hands. Bittersweet. But more sweet than bitter, less bitter than sweet.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
by 49er16 on Jul 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
OK
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
of the finest sort
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Scott!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So the other day
Who was it that I was having a debate with about whether Rowand or Ishikawa was the better bet going forward?
I kindly inviteth you to sucketh it.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Speaking of GiantPain . . .
. . . the infinitive never took an “-eth” suffix
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
shuteth up.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
and it was certainly never a command.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 28, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
smallest bat on the team
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
I hope we play Florda in the playoffs, so Rowand is good agani.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
NOOOOOOOoooooo, DNW to play Florida in the postseason again, EVER.
They could be Giants...but not really.
I know history sucks vs. them,
that’d make it feel even better when we beat them
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
wonder what it would be without the first week of the season
by HoosierGiant on Jul 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. His weekly splits (minus weekends) are amazing…In July…
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
OH GOOD RENTERIA IS UP
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
BEING WRONG NEVER FELT SO GOOD
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
anybody else see a lot of Willie Mays in Uribes swing and followthrough?
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
LOL SANCHEZ
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
I LIKE GAR AGAIN
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
(I don’t know how long this will last but FUCK YEAH)
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It has been a while
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Mother of god.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
RENT!
SUCK IT HATERS
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
/looks at calendar
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
BWAAHAHAHAHHAHA
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH, NERDZZZZ
LOL Renteria Home Runs.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
so, Rowand's swing looks okay still
..but he does not put the sweet spot on the ball. needs someone to do a lot of watching practice with him, like Barry used to do. watch the ball into the glove. over and over.
he's like Uggla
he hits fastballs over the plate. I don’t know why they throw it to him.
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
owlcroft and hokysmoke were right!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m okay with half of that.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
/cough
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Stretch. Nerds. Money.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
THAT WAS GONE RIGHT OFF THE FUCKING BAT, WOW
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
BITCHES

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
GAR!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
RENT MONEY!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Money down the stretch, NERBS
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 27, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
This game has gotten a lot less annoying
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Dingerz
We hit ’em too!
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
You know what's my favorite thing about that?
The way Renteria dropped the bat and watched it fly, as if he’s been doing that allllll season. Heh.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Never any doubt
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 27, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish there was someone sitting next to me so I could punch their arm repeatedly while shouting, “HOW ’BOUT THIS TEAM? HUH?”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I’m imagining that you’re the LEM rep from the movie Apollo 13 while saying that.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I’m an early-era NASA geek. And a fan of Tom Hanks. That they combined into one awesome movie makes me know the entire movie almost word-for-word.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I have been a space buff my whole life. I trust you’re also a fan of From the Earth to the Moon?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Oh wow, I forgot that existed! I remember hearing about it while watching Apollo 13’s cast commentary and behind-the-scene making-of documentary, but I didn’t check it out.
Well, I know what I’m going to try and find on the internet now.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Having trouble keeping track of all these Sanchezes
But I kinda liked that one.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/27/1591740/open-beat-fla-thread-3
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
but this one is getting really slow for me :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
When the Giants come to town, it’s “Bye-Bye Baby!”
Every time the chips are down, it’s “Bye-Bye Baby!”
History’s in the making at Candlestick Park!
Cheer for the batter, and light the spark!
If you’re a fan of Giants baseball, sing “Bye-Bye Baby!”
If you want to be in first place, call “Bye-Bye Baby!”
Listen to the broadcast on KSFO.
Turn up the volume, and hear ’em go.
With the San Francisco Giants, it’s “Bye-Bye Baby!”
by Merope on Jul 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
brings tear to eye
/requires ophthalmic surgery to repair/
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm confused
I didn’t know that Renteria could do that anymore.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
HR, 2 RBIs, Run
Someone give Renteria a fucking award!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 27, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
DOES NOT COMPUTE
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/26/1589623/another-time-another-thread#42991313
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bad Moon
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Jul 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
Yellow Moon?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 27, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
This took me the whole game to make, but finally did it...

by wizard5ive on Jul 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Redskin
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 27, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I will not condone mid inning threads
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I did.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Common shoes do your stuffs

Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.

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