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I’m a stats guy. I’m a scouting guy. Love ‘em both. Both disciplines complement each other. I’m like Spencer Tracy at the end of "Inherit the Wind" – except instead of slapping together a Bible and The Origin of the Species, I’m slapping together a Baseball Prospectus and a Baseball America Prospect Handbook. I’m not too bright, and I’m not exactly competent in either discipline, but I try.

With that written, I always have the same question when I read something like this:

#giants have been heavily scouting jose guillen.

Why?

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What could a scout possibly say about Jose Guillen that 6238 plate appearances couldn’t? What could a Giants scout possibly discern over a series or two that would trump the data that have already been collected? I could scout Guillen for free – even better, I’ll just say that I scouted him and hang out in a bar all day.

Guillen has pretty good raw power, but his approach is a little lacking. He’s prone to striking out, and he doesn’t work the count especially well. At his peak, he was able to hit enough line drives to keep his average up – but that hasn’t been the case for three years now, and he isn’t getting younger.

As a fielder, he’s a fine DH. His arm is strong, but his range is lacking.

I’ll be in the bar if you need me.

I can understand scouting minor league prospects. I can also understand scouting guys like Nate Schierholtz, who still doesn’t have a ton of big-league experience. But Jose Guillen? Why waste the airfare? If a scout sees something he doesn’t like, well, there shouldn’t be a reason to like Guillen less. He has a .333 on-base percentage and limited range. His power is okay, but it’s 20- 25-homer power, which isn’t anything super special to write home about.

If a scout sees something he likes, there’s no way it should be important enough for a GM to think differently. There isn’t anything a scout can see in a series or two that should make anyone think with certainty, "Oh, this guy is better than his numbers indicate." For a prospect? Sure, I can buy that. For Jose Guillen? Not so much.

This isn’t specific to the Giants, who might not have even sent scouts to watch Guillen. Just because a tweet was twote doesn’t make it so. But you always read that scouts are being sent places to watch established players. I’m just not sure why. A reasonable answer might exist. Unreasonable answers and attempts at comedy will also be accepted in the comments section.

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Scouts have to watch him strikeout in person.

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by 49er16 on Jul 27, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Dayton wouldn't trade that away

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by Gobroks on Jul 27, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants scouts report...

WARiness(see: truthiness) somewhere around 30 this year. Knows how to win, has grit.

by diffra on Jul 27, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

All major league scouts should play fantasy baseball

It’s the best way to determine which players are good and which ones are utterly useless. Like the fact that Jose Bautista is (inexplicably) amazing and Jose Guillen is (quite explicably) terrible.

At that point, the only thing the scout will need to account for is defense. It’s the FO’s job to account for money.

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by RDreamer on Jul 27, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The more I think about who’s attainable, and what it might take to attain them, I’m starting to come around on Bautista. Especially if it can get done for Burriss/Adrianza. That might be pretty sweet.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Jul 27, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/beware-the-jays-sluggers/

anyone know how to do the neat trick to see where all these would land at the phone booth?

by Ltisme on Jul 27, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bautista is second in the Al in just enoughs but first in no doubters, so probably pretty well without looking at the ATT distance

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by TexasRanger on Jul 27, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a fielder, he’s a fine DH.

lol

His arm is strong, but his range is lacking.

Should fit in fine in the G’s infield. Oh … he’s an OF.

Where’s the bar?

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by drdata24 on Jul 27, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Right side of the infield is pretty damn good

Ishi can pick it and Sanchez has been terrific. As for the left side. Blech.

by lexluth7 on Jul 27, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

Not my estimation at all. Uribe has booted a coupla balls and Panda’s range could be better, but I’d be surprised if all the fielding metrics don’t show them as average or a bit above. They both have rockets for arms, as well.

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by delorean on Jul 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot buy fielding metrics

Sorry. There are just too many variables. Uribe does not have the range of a quality SS. He’s been servicable. Great arm.

Panda is also servicable at third. Its hard to gauge “range” at third. But I don’t think he gets to balls going to his left that the better 3b’s get to.

The elft side has been better than I thought it would be this year. Still its average at best.

by lexluth7 on Jul 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough

1. I don’t generally equate “blech” with average, so I thought you were saying they were below average.

B. I can’t really back a single fielding metric, but I suspect that in aggregate they are helpful in gauging the relative goodness of a fielder. and, as I said, I bet the metrics in aggregate would be friendly to Jazzy and Panda.

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by delorean on Jul 27, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe Pablo was a a small amount in the negative according to UZR last season. I doubt he has gotten any better.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

well clearly that means UZR is profoundly flawed

/sarchasm

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by delorean on Jul 27, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC he was -6

I could be wrong though

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by Gobroks on Jul 27, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t see what’s objectionable about range stats. It’s exactly what you do with your eyes (this guy can only run this far to his left!), except actually measured.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have the best defensive data gathering ability of any MLB franchise

Sportvision Field F/X has been installed at the yard for a year and a half now. The only thing left to consider is if they actually use that data.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Do YOU know what these numbers mean?”
“Pffft… Nooo.”
“…….”
“…….”
“Public House?”
“Sounds good.”

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by JRPhillips on Jul 27, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

has anyone eaten at Public House? worth trying?

as a big fan of the Mijita in the Ferry Building, I tried the Mijita in the ball park and was disappointed with the smaller servings and “chain” feel.

by aug_21_2003 on Jul 27, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had the bratwurst last night. Pretty tasty.

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by JRPhillips on Jul 27, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice. their beer selection looks pretty good too.

by aug_21_2003 on Jul 27, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a Mijita fan, Ferry Bldg or ballpark

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by nogooddeed on Jul 28, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

2010 – 3rd in the league in UZR, 2nd in RZR, pitchers, pitchers 8th in BABIP
2009 – 2nd in the league in UZR, (tied) 2nd in RZR, pitchers 4th in BABIP

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by zenbitz on Jul 27, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me take a shot

First (and maybe there are adjustments for this) it depends in part on the infield. Take Arizona versus Mays Field. The former is lighting fast. The latter, not so much so.

Second is the staff. Third is just plain luck (probalby evens out over the year). One can show off the range on a 14 hopper a lot more than a scorching 2 hopper.

So I have a real problem with range metrics.

by lexluth7 on Jul 27, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

How are these not issues with just your eyes?

by speckops on Jul 27, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the first and the third thing get taken care of with a large enough sample just by washing out data-wise. If you have problems with the sample size issues of range stats, that seems like a different thing altogether to me, and one that I agree with.

And I’m not really sure what the staff has to do with things. Once a ball is in play, it’s in play.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pitching staff might affect the size of the sample (sinkerballers producing more ground-balls for the infielders, etc.) but I can’t see how much of an affect the pitcher has on the quality of the defense. If you consider game-pace to be an issue, it’s much more the fielder’s fault for losing focus when the game slows than it is the pitcher’s for slowing the game.

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by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

How bout how hard the ball is hit

C’mon. You’ve all seen pitchers that are masters at getting hitters off balance and hitting weak grounders pop ups etc. That makes any fielder look better.

I know I’m at a site that loves these metrics. And I’m listening. But I’m a very tough sell on fielding metrics. To me, that is an eyes thing first and a fielding pct thing second. (Although the latter is affected by what I percieve to often be atrocious official score keeping).

by lexluth7 on Jul 27, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, I don’t think defensive metrics are totally figured out yet, either. I do think that they have some serious advantages over “eye reports” because they’re not as subject to bias. Still, I’m not buying the pitcher argument because it was my impression that the stats show that, beyond ground ball v ball in air, pitchers don’t have a tremendous impact on the quality of balls in play.

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by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still, I’m not buying the pitcher argument because it was my impression that the stats show that, beyond ground ball v ball in air, pitchers don’t have a tremendous impact on the quality of balls in play.

Pretty much this. Probably one of the reasons that BABIP is pretty tightly clustered around 0.300.

by speckops on Jul 27, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by delorean on Jul 27, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fielding pct. is a terrible way to judge a fielder.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

just ask Cecil

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by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

In truth, I was thinking about the left side ...

and only about the range … except for GAR, arms and catching are fine.

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by drdata24 on Jul 27, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval, Uribe, and Renteria all seem to have pretty limited range, but I don’t think their overall defense has been bad.

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by sam23 on Jul 27, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't disagree

Its just that I’d like to see a SS that can really pick it on a team that is centered around pitching. A SS with real range would help Panda quite a bit as well.

Uribe and Rent have done a nice job given their limited range and Rent’s limited arm. All you can ask for of a PLAYER is that they reach their abilities. Its up to the front office to get better ability if that doesn’t measure up.

by lexluth7 on Jul 27, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Rollins, 2012.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Jul 27, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

when he’s in his mid 30s? I’m not so sure about that

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jul 27, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would you rather have

great defense and TERRIBLE hitting? Or passable defense and pretty good hitting given their position? Uribe and Rent have been hitting pretty well for SS. I’ll take their defense if they continue hitting well

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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

with respect to Rent. I just don’t.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Jul 27, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel dirty just saying it

but damn, it’s true

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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

As Casey Stengel famously said . . .

. . .you could look it up.

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by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Bill James theory . . .

. . . which I agree with, is that speed and ball judgement in the outfield are rather more important than defense in the infield.

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by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of which, Pat Burrell is a terrible outfielder. He's like a ball dude out there.

….just jog towards it, pick it up and throw it in. There’s no clank, because the ball has usually stopped rolling by the time he gets it.

Okay, exaggeration. But really.

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by nogooddeed on Jul 28, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok i'll bite

First, let me state this: I DO NOT WANT JOSE GUILLEN. Now, I’ll try to repsond to the why scout veterans question: because you need to see how they look at this particular juncture.

Specific example: Renteria. Lets say you are on the marketr for a veteran to fill a hole at SS and he is on your radar. (I know not likely but it will help prove my point). You know his body of work, but he’s had health issues, is older blah blah. So you watch himj for a few games to see how he looks. If you went last night, you conclude he looks old. Very old. Tired. Very tired. Slow. Very slow. And you pass.

As for Guillen. Gawd I hope not. I could handle Podsednik if they give up next to nothing cause he has speed and the Giants desperately need some. Plus he has a decent OBP. . Plus he’s a lefty. Guillen? Nothing.

by lexluth7 on Jul 27, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty much this

Scouting a known player is not intended to determine what type of player he has been; it is what type of player he is now. Is he hurt/playing through an injury? How much have his skills eroded? Can I squeeze a productive 150 to 200 at-bats out of him?

That sort of thing.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the answer is a clear cut no.

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by cain1rstballothof on Jul 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. I don’t know if you saw the recent news that teams are souring on Mike Lowell. They’re basing that opinion on what they saw at the Pawtucket @ Columbus games in which Mike Lowell was rehabbing, and looked like he needed a cane to walk around.

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by rotorueter on Jul 27, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea. pretty much this.

Remember when the Giants heavily scouted Ugeth Urbina and passed on him due to an alarming decay in velocity? And then he friggin’ killed a guy

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by milesntrane on Jul 27, 2010 5:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

And then Darren Ford was “caught stealing”

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by drdata24 on Jul 27, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This, basically.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minus the Podsednik thing.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah comon Clayton

As I said: “if we can get him for next to nothing.” Speed baby. The Ginats could sure use some. Another decent lefthanded bat would help as well. Again, I mean what I say – maybe cash or a low level minor leaguer.

by lexluth7 on Jul 27, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m meh about Pods. The Giants could use another lefthanded bat, but I’d rather they just call up Bowker and work on acquiring a reliever.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

As for Guillen. Gawd I hope not. I could handle Podsednik if they give up next to nothing cause he has speed and the Giants desperately need some. Plus he has a decent OBP. . Plus he’s a lefty. Guillen? Nothing.

Yea, this. I never thought I’d say this but I could live with Scotty Pods as long as they dont give up much.

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by sam23 on Jul 27, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got it. I didn’t think to assume that the Giants would start with a “he was good, maybe he’s still got it” standpoint. That makes sense.

Okay. Post over.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 27, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

your capitalization will certainly make Sabean sit up and take notice.

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by nogooddeed on Jul 28, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars we agree

And after such shaky beginnings!!!

by lexluth7 on Jul 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd best defensive DH

behind Shinjo

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by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Rec'd

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by drdata24 on Jul 27, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

Have you forgotten who our GM is?

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by Fla-Giant on Jul 27, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll try a legit answer

I would guess they’re scouting Guillen to see things like his bat speed…? maybe? I dunno. All I know is I don’t want Jose Guillen on the Giants.

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by Gobroks on Jul 27, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

OT:

Ouch. Huston Street was just taken away on a stretcher after being hit by a line drive in the midsection during BP.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what I’m hearing.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's how Houdini died

Though I don’t know why he was out there tossing BP…

by apistat on Jul 27, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine Street wasn’t actually throwing BP.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t really matter as far as the Rockies and anyone else should be concerned, but I am wondering how this happened. During hitting rehearsal you’re normally either way away in the outfield or behind the cage. I suppose if you’re wandering around (possibly in transit) just beyond the protection of the cage and a foul ball goes your way, then it could happen like that.

by non sequitur on Jul 27, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he was running the bases? Do pitchers do that in BP?

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I would think only if the manager and coaches are attempting to murder the pitchers.

by non sequitur on Jul 27, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duh. Obviously you meant the pitchers hit and then run the bases. Here I was thinking they have the pitchers run while OTHER people take BP. LOL me.

by non sequitur on Jul 27, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh but wait, how you could you get hit running the bases unless it was someone else hitting. LOL the LOL me.

by non sequitur on Jul 27, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

During BP, players practice running bases while other players hit. Yes, it happens! I’ve seen it several times! What I don’t know is if pitchers participate in this activity, because they are usually done with BP by the time I get there.

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t pitchers usually shag fly balls during BP?

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by jhiat00 on Jul 27, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, generally. (The phrase “done with BP” meant that they are usually done actually taking BP/hitting by the time I get there. They’re still out in the OF.) But, maybe all they do is shag flies, in which case the answer to my question is no.

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yowza.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow.

Rox trainer Keith Dugger said Street was hit in pelvic area. He fainted “2 or 3 times” from pain

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like broken bones.

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Jul 27, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or a shot in the nads.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Possibly broken nad(s).

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 27, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broken bads?

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 27, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Refer hin to ManRam

Maybe he has some of those female hormone vials left to heal Street’s pelvis/uterus.

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by Fla-Giant on Jul 27, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never liked them as much as Discharge.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

I came along later and liked BB more cos more metal.

Now that I am older I realize the error of my ways.

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by delorean on Jul 27, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do… somewhat hazily as I spent the mid to late 80’s diligently abusing my liver (among other things). I was one of the people flipping out and railing against spandex clad hair farmers. Live and learn…
I did see Discharge at the Mab one time and it was pretty out of control.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn!

what year might that have been?

did you play in bands back then or just spectate?

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by delorean on Jul 27, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

84, maybe 85… it was senior year or shortly after.
I was in a few bands briefly – Wig Torture, Vanilla Whores… but mostly spectating.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

rad.

i didn’t get out here til ’90. totally missed the Mab scene, first generation Gilman stuff was already winding down … got here just in time for the Primus/Fungo Mungo Funksplosion, though!

/cries

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 27, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

got here just in time for the Primus/Fungo Mungo Funksplosion, though!

Dude, you are a bass player. This is good news.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comparitively speaking

I was a Geezer Butler/John Entwhistle/John Paul Jones inspired bass player in the time of hair bands. It sucked.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Entwhistle was the man. Fucking stoic.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

top 5 all time

easily

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Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 27, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just love the way he’d stand there looking like he was in line at the DMV. Meanwhile, he’s laying down ridiculous licks.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE OX

Turn on Live at Leeds, throw the balance all the way to one side so you get all Ox/no Townshend, rock out!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 27, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That band was just so ridiculously talented. Keith, Pete and John in one band? Good lord.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roger wasn’t a slouch either.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 27, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truth. How did I forget Roger?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

disagree

as long as Pete still wrote the songs, you could plug in any ol’ grtrist and singer. The Who was defined by having two lead players in the rhythm section.

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by delorean on Jul 27, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree about John and Keith being the virtuosos if you will, but a weak singer would get buried in that band, making the overall band weaker. Roger held his own in my mind. I mean, the Who would have sucked with Justin Bilemel or whoever singing.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 27, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as Justin Bieber and briefly envisioned a terrible version of The Who.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s who I was thinking of to illustrate my point. I should have wrote Justin Bileber.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 27, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bieber singing something like “I woke up in a Soho doorway. A policeman knew my name”.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes me sad listening to bands that are drum-driven, but have drummers that can’t play melody. Keith was just so imaginative and talented. I still love drum-driven music, but no one did it as well as Keith.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The greatest thing was sneaking into the Mab as a 15 year old freshman to see my (much older and as it turns out, lesbian) girlfriend’s band A Happy Death play with 1/2 Church in like ’81… for a kid from the suburbs it was a crazy awakening. But by the time I was attending a lot of shows most everything had moved upstairs to the On Broadway.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no, that is terrible.

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

... could use some long relief

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 27, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

wear a cup, children.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s awful.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 27, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit

Hope it isn’t serious and that he recovers soon.

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by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a groin shot.

let’s not dance around it.

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 28, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look who made ESPN's MLB page

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 27, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER LOVES BUSTER!!!

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by delorean on Jul 27, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOT BUSTER ON BUSTER ACTION!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

AW MAN! WHY IS ALL THE GOOD PORN ON PAY SITES?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if you pony up for the Insider… wait, that sounds dirty.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Klesko-like follow through.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s sort of making a FFFFFFFFFFF face. I approve.

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks to me that he’s impressed by how far the ball is going.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, that reminds me of Nuschler more than anyone

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jul 27, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Buster Posey is the new Will Clark then my old pants have a new problem.

by Every6thDay on Jul 27, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

I am 12 years old and what is this

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 27, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

take it up with Bernie Law

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by nogooddeed on Jul 28, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a nice picture.

by non sequitur on Jul 27, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plans to airbrush all shots of Buster on next Sunday Night Baseball ....

… now being reconsidered by ESPN producers.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 27, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Idiot Savant doesn't know how he does it

See the ball, hit the ball.
Buster knows

"My My, Hey Hey .... GIDP is here to stay."

Bork Never Sleeps

by pynchon59 on Jul 27, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, this is awesome.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

use reply please

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Repost: Because of outrage over the lack of mentioning of Buster Posey
5. San Francisco Giants

SBN Blog: McCovey Chronicles

2010 record: 56-44

Last week’s rank: 10

Last week’s Beyond The Box Score rank: 18

Possibly the hottest team in baseball right now, having gone 15-4 since Independence Day. They’ve allowed more than five runs once over that time, and have held the opposition to two runs or fewer in seven of the past 13 games. The enchantingly-named Madison Bumgarner has blossomed, with a 1.87 ERA over five starts, while bullpen arms Sergio Romo and Brian Wilson have allowed one run in 22.2 innings

Someone better get fired

by calbearjd on Jul 27, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

The site is beyond the box score. Posey is prominently displayed in the box score, therefore they search for something else to talk about!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

INDEPENDENCE DAY

JULY 1, 2010

Molina Traded!

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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by zenbitz on Jul 27, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

We already have one Enchanter, but I’m willing to make an exception for Madison.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DO PEOPLE GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS BULLSHIT

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

they just love to piss you off.

that’s the only thing I can figure.

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 28, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

In response to something on the last thread

Comments on post-game threads in relation to Giants games above .500. It’s only for this year, so it might not be that useful since the Giants have never been below .500, but whatever.

The box represents the interquartile range, and the top and bottom of the whiskers are the highest and lowest number of comments. Judging by this, there doesn’t seem to be a correlation.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty much

It’s amazing how pointless this endeavor was.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

concur

nice work, grab yourself a diet coke.

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
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by zenbitz on Jul 27, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

But all I have is Diet Pepsi!

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fail...Diet Pepsi serious fail

Other acceptable diet beverages include Diet 7-up or Diet Dr. Pepper

by calbearjd on Jul 27, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diet sodas in general are nasty.

I’m currently on a Mexican Coke kick. Real sugar FTW!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Jul 27, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

negative

non-diet coke and pepsi leave a terrible aftertaste.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m on a Coke Zero kick lately. Pretty tasty.

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

only good when it's in crown royal

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like regular Pepsi, but regular coke tastes wrong to me.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’re doing it wrong.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 27, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Pepsi products do not appeal to me in any way.

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer Pepsi, but Mexican Coke trumps all.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Jul 27, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can dig Pepsi Throwback

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell no. They used real sugar instead of corn syrup.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Jul 27, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mountain Dew throwback was completely awesome. But for some reason, the Dr. Pepper throwback was not.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Jul 27, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

why did they stop with those?!

THEY WERE SO MUCH BETTER

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still buy them when I happen to find them, which is not that often anymore.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Jul 27, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually not that bad

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what my dealer said.

Kidding! I actually prefer Diet Dr. Pepper.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diet Dr Pepper

is manna from heaven.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

only one N in mana

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

not the case?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, dude's right

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless you are talking about food provided by god for the israelites, then yes.

If you are talking about magical spiritual deliciousness, then it’s mana.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

My magic the gathering knowledge agrees

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 27, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tap

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d tap that.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 27, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

you forgot upkeep.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering who would point that out.

I never have upkeep though. Cumulative upkeep/upkeep is for chumps.

by speckops on Jul 27, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, manna from heaven would be 2 ns then

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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘Manna from heaven’ was the food provided by God to the Israelites… that’s where the expression comes from.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man it’s tough trying to make Magic The Gathering Jokes around here =/

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that game

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

it hates you right back

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

except for when you get it from a fountain

for some reason it always tastes off

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it better from a fountain. But, that’s true of all soda for me, so maybe I’m just weird.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like most sodas better from a fountain

except diet dr pepper. I’m not even really sure what it it, it just doesn’t quite taste right. Maybe it’s because it’s really hard to find, so I’m just not used to it

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Jack in the Box in Folsom has it now. Before, I’d only ever seen it at mini marts.

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i saw it there

I think CJ’s has it too, and Arco on folsom blvd

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Raley’s gas station on Blue Ravine and East Natoma has it, too.

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's a Raley's over there now?

yikes, I don’t go over to that part of town often enough…

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, lots of stuff built in on the Raley's corner

Probably the best Chinese place in Folsom is over by the Raley’s (Sunny Garden).

by otis29 on Jul 27, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll have to check that place out.

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditto

I really like the place off Iron Point and Folsom, by Chili’s

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

My parents live right there, and I’m not too far away. That shopping center has Subway, a nail place (of course), a dry cleaner (of course), a Big Spoon, a Wells Fargo and three restaurants all owned by the same guy — Sports Garage, Mexquite and Early Toast. I saw FP Santangelo at Early Toast once.

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh that's where Sports Garage is

I know one of the bartenders there, but I’ve never been

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay. It’s kind of fun on Friday and Saturday nights.

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you ever go to sutter st?

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mountain Dew is best from a fountain. Next best is from a can. I do not like to drink it from a plastic bottle.

I obviously spend too much time thinking about Mountain Dew.

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by can of corn on Jul 27, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY THAT'S MINE

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 27, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fountain Mountain Dew is really great

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 27, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

mountain dew is, like, the MOST unhealthy beverage in existence

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fountain Dew?

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fountain Coke is quite possibly the most refreshing soda ever. Not surprising that America could make something that is so great but so bad for you.

by Every6thDay on Jul 27, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diet Dr. Pepper is the best diet drink

because the regular Dr. Pepper already has that artificial sweetener aftertaste

by calbearjd on Jul 27, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pepsi products awful

Coke > Pepsi
Diet Coke > Pepsi
Spirit > Sierra Mist
Minute Maid > Sunkist
Cherry Coke > Cherry Pepsi
Fanta = best soda ever

Only win for Pepsi is Mugs over Barq

by calbearjd on Jul 27, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmm fanta is so good

take some strawberry fanta, mix it with dr. pepper = heaven.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer Pepsi to Coke, even though I like Coke. I agree with that list, then, except for Diet Coke > Pepsi. Nothing is worse than Diet Coke. What a disgusting product. Coke Zero wins, hands down.

by Every6thDay on Jul 27, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

diet pepsi is worse than diet coke

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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Diet Pepsi actually tastes like Pepsi. Diet Coke tastes like Diet Coke.

by Every6thDay on Jul 27, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last thing I want is anything that tastes like Pepsi. Eew.

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew you were smart

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, it actually doesn't

diet pepsi tastes like liquified shit, or at least what I imagine liquified shit would taste like

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, Cherry Pepsi sucks.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

cherry anything sucks

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lies.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

false

barqs is awesome

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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

A&W or bust

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, obv

on tap FTW. But if you have to choose between barqs and mug I choose barqs

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck this rootbeer shit though

Sarsaparilla

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that stuff

not available in a lot of places around here though

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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can get this at any Ranch 99

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live in the middle of nowhere dude

pretty sure there’s not anything with asian characters on it within 2000 miles of me

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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

well maybe in minneapolis and chicago I guess..

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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fucking hate coastal elitists

OMG U LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CUNTREE IT MUST SUCK

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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

chasm? I didn’t see anyone claiming that.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 27, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man were you on TV last night with the hot pink shirt and bandana?

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT ME

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 27, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently Ranch 99 has 28 locations in 5 states. I did not know that. There’s one pretty close to my house, but I’ve onyl seen one other.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve only been to the one at Grant and El Camino. Also, Omaha is desperately in need of a Ranch 99.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve only been to the one in Irvine.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one off of 5.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where are the ones in the Bay?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome, thanks.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daly City, Foster City, and Richmond have the closest ones to SF.

by Natto on Jul 27, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

One in Cupertino and one in Mountain View

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by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

wow

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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good man

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Non-diet Coke has absolutely no aftertaste.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 27, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

how do you not notice it?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Real sugar Coke has no aftertaste.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 27, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

possible, haven’t had it

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all about Diet Pepsi.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diet Pepsi is how I stay awake in the OR.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well then. Yay for Diet Pepsi!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 27, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sometimes get you two confused

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by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s because we’re the same person.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pepsi Max

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diet Rootbeer and Diet sunkist are pretty good

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

these are all acceptable

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Large error bars are large.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how a baseball blog has this thing and then turns it into a discussion on soda and Ranch 99.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Future scholars will just assume that that’s how baseball blogs are supposed to work.

by Evan on Jul 27, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would suggest doing a time series on the expression "fat fuck."

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 28, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT:

iPad owners are selfish elitists!

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Jul 27, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I would actually really like an iPad so’s I could be in McCoven threads whilst sitting on the couch watching the game.

As it stands, I may have lucked into a Powerbook G4.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 27, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insider?

I hardly even know her

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by Goofus on Jul 27, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S 2010!

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Jul 27, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My old Titanium G4 has a rough time keeping up with GDTs..

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT?!?!!?!!?!

MY WHOLE WORLDVIEW IS SHATTERED

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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just to provide a counter-argument...

when the Giants signed Huff, a lot of people looked at his stats and figured he’s dona as a hitter and his defense sucks. Perhaps the Giants scouted him (or watched film) and saw something. Same with Burrell. I don’t know.

Not saying I want Guillen, but I don’t think there’s any harm in scouting the dude.

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by Goofus on Jul 27, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of Burrell

What does Guillen offer that he doesn’t?

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by Gobroks on Jul 27, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anger, ego.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Jul 27, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apathy, sulkiness, half-hearted effort on the playing field, …

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Jul 27, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

All he offers is...

a “g,” an “I” and an “N.”

by Every6thDay on Jul 27, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants do need some more Gin

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by Gobroks on Jul 27, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have the Tonic!

Mmmmmm

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonic?

If you could only see the way…

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jul 27, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have lemon juice and soda water, too. Your choice.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gin & Juice

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 27, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Tom Collins (not a Vodka Collins) is quite the refreshing beverage.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWESS

…Eric Stephen (Sp?)…

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 27, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I put my scouting faith in Scout6

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

My guess

Perhaps they think there’s an off chance the scout may notice a fixable flaw in the player’s swing/wind-up or somesuch.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 27, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

“There’s a problem in his swing.”
“What is it?”
“He sucks.”

by Every6thDay on Jul 27, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gives Guillen 3 year $30 million extension

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 27, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could maybe see that...

…in the case of someone who’s having a season way out of line with his career. But Guillen is not:

2010: .271/.333/.457
Career: .271/.323/.443

So, the scout would be looking for a fixable flaw that hasn’t been fixed by 8 major league teams over 14 seasons.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Jul 27, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

http://www.fangraphs.com/comparison.aspx?playerid=57&playerid2=254&playerid3=&position=OF&page=8&type=full

Without the defense. And the contract extending into 2014.

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
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by zenbitz on Jul 27, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The stick by which all targets must be measured

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jul 27, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

On time post is on time

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Say it ain’t so, Grant.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 27, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL man's inhumanity to man

“Great minds think alike.”

Also, I am aware that Cookyman’s accusation is kidding

by Every6thDay on Jul 27, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, there’s a mention in there of my favorite-named Reds pitcher, The Cure.

by non sequitur on Jul 27, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite bay area pitcher is Anchor Steam.

by GrooveGiant on Jul 27, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, act surprised. I saw your eyes dart down and to the right. LIAR!

by speckops on Jul 27, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

CALL LIGHTMAN!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

A richly deserved one at that!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

god that show is terrible

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve long claimed that LL = McC.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 27, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re math majors, we’re English majors, but we’re in the same frat. And we totally pop our collars.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 28, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, he did add the line

I’ll be in the bar if you need me.
which makes it different.

— Vanilla Ice

by yoyomonster on Jul 28, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I reckon

I’m probably the only one here who would be amused at the fact that “Jose Guillen” anagrams into JELLO GENIUS.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 27, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s always room for jello genius!

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Jul 27, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, not the only one!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 27, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, that’s rad.

I also like that Buster Posey anagrams to SUPERBEST YO

His name is Ydwin, your argument is invalid.

by microwave donut on Jul 28, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

MONTERO FOR STRASBURG

by Every6thDay on Jul 27, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

REALLY?!?! BUT!! POKEMONZ!!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 27, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Butt Pokemonz? Is that a new type?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 27, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL You

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 27, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT WILL ESPN AIR NOW?

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Jul 27, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRETT FAVRE

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 27, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great minds think alike!

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEBRON JAMES

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRETT FAVRE

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Jul 27, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brett James.. sounds like a pornstar

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 27, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

doing to Madame LeFavre. Dickens for adults

"My My, Hey Hey .... GIDP is here to stay."

Bork Never Sleeps

by pynchon59 on Jul 27, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deep Dickens

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 27, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting Twist.
What sort of bad stuff does Fagan the pimp have in store for the Artful DODGER?

"My My, Hey Hey .... GIDP is here to stay."

Bork Never Sleeps

by pynchon59 on Jul 27, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll admit, I snorted.

by kaliber on Jul 27, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Nationals Park begins emptying

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 27, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Miguel Batista was announced as the starting pitcher, the large crowd at Nationals Park, expecting to see the 22-year-old phenom, booed.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 27, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Klass.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 27, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

mostly the crowd that paid 3x face value

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 27, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bought this nice convertible sports car

But they gave me a 1978 VW Bus

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 27, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NOT UNDERSTANDING “PROBABLES”

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 27, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on now

You go to a game the Tim Lincecum is supposed to pitch, and Guillermo Mota makes the start. You would be disappointed

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 27, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I’m not going to not go. Shit like that happens in baseball.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 27, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who said anyone would leave?

I just understand the booing. I wouldnt boo myself, but I understand it

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 27, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabes... he did it!

Dunn, Willingham and Strasburg for Rowand!

by Every6thDay on Jul 27, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The trades Sanchez for Ricky Weeks.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 27, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d love Weeks at 2B right now.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Jul 27, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

stone glove

move him to the OF, worked for Velez

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 27, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

UZR has him only slightly below average past 3 years..

With that said, even if his glove is weak, his bat makes up for it.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 27, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes and No

yes, I would take him over Freddy
no, for the money and talent it would take to get an keep him

and despite the stats I honestly think Errors are more damaging than lack of Range

and lets not forget his season high in games in 129, making Ray Durham look like Cal Ripken

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Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 28, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Injured already?

Bumgarner > Strasburg

by HoosierGiant on Jul 27, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOUR POKEMONZ!
keithlaw
  
Strasburg is getting an x-ray and an MRI … because he “couldn’t get loose” before the game? Gonna sequence his DNA too?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that a direct message?

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one was public

Apparently, he only berates people with direct messages. Or maybe he only berates me with direct messages.

/shrug

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you should stick with corresponding with Amy G. :)

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

She stopped answering me

I think her husband was getting jealous.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should start replying to him. ;)

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAI, MR. AMY!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or you could start replying to me. I’m feeling neglected.

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would

Except everyone else would just tell us to get a room.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, that.

Did you see the link earlier to the Google search for hotels? That was pretty clever.

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were all around here though

Not very convenient for you.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would travel far and wide for you and your Twister mat!

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps something close to AT&T ;)

/left foot: Red

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the W

/right hand: Green

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent choice

/left hand: Blue

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

paid like 5 bucks for the dude. Not a huge loss. He’s already gotten me back in the race

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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

I’ve been running around like a blind chicken at work today. I hope the Giants didn’t do anything stupid.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 27, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

PODS

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Jul 27, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

cain for fielder

I’m so 2009

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by merkin on Jul 27, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND THEN WALLACE BOUGHT HIM SUSHI

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by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I want a memory cam.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… nobody else read Scott Pilgrim 6 yet?

I liked it!

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by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve only read the first three books. Going to get the rest of them soon.

by Natto on Jul 27, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same for me. Actually I have 4 but haven’t read it yet.

by Evan on Jul 27, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw the movie. I will eventually read the “books.”

by Every6thDay on Jul 27, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw man, I want to see the movie. Is it better than the trailers?

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by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the trailers were fantastic.

by Every6thDay on Jul 27, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t cared for the advertising, but let’s get past that.

Did you like it?

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by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw it two days after Inception, so it was tough not to compare my immediate reactions… Inception was “better” in terms of Summer Movies 2010 … on its own, for what it was, it felt like a 3.5 or maybe 4 out of 5. As a stranger to the “books” I can’t comment on the universe too much, but I loved the idea of the movie, the metaphor of fighting for love — literally. And I thought that it worked to have the dream girl become real and that would be our shorthand for understanding Scott’s desire, the problem is, the movie doesn’t “sell” the dream girl angle and then fails to get the audience (or me, anyway) to care enough about Scott and Ramon’s relationship. At the end of the day, I didn’t care enough about their love story to love the movie. The visuals, music and comedy were stellar, though.

by Every6thDay on Jul 27, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE THE FUCK IS WALLACE, STRING?

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by groug on Jul 27, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slightly OT

Although it does fit into the general theme of this thread – why do our GM/manager suck so much?

Tonight’s lineup:

RF Torres
2B Sanchez
LF Huff
C Posey
3B Uribe
1B Ishikawa
CF Rowand
SS Renteria
P Cain

Wasn’t it a given that Rowand will get about a week’s worth of starts in CF based on what he did in 2 ABs last night?

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by Fla-Giant on Jul 27, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

and Ishikawa for hitting the game winner on Sunday (?)

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by delorean on Jul 27, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh boy, Rowand against Johnson tonight should be epic comedy.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 27, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Cuing the laugh track

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by CB30 on Jul 27, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOST

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Jul 27, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe Sanchez is back in the 2 hole.

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by 49er16 on Jul 27, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria last night: 0-5
Sanchez last night: 2-4

Science

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 27, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork Science 101

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by 49er16 on Jul 27, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t know your maths, do ya???

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by nataku on Jul 27, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate his hot hand mentality

But between Rent and Sanchez, I definitely prefer SAnchez in the two hole.

by lexluth7 on Jul 27, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

how does it feel to be wrong?

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by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

rent >> sanchez w/ the bat

both over this season, and their careers

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by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Over their careers they’re identical.

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by Cookyman on Jul 27, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

they're closer than I remembered

but Edgar still wins out (100 wRC+ vs. 97 wRC+)

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by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re essentially identical hitters, and Renteria added a little with his baserunning, which is no longer relevant. Sanchez is also younger.

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by Cookyman on Jul 27, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

i’ll accept essentially identical, i guess, 3% isn’t a huge margin. I’d still rather have Rent bat 2nd if i’m stuck picking between the two of them.

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by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If based on a career

I agree. But Renteria does not look particularly good right now. His bat is SLOW.

by lexluth7 on Jul 27, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's more of a day to day thing though

he looked fine on the road trip

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by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Similar, but not identical:

Careers:

Renteria OBP = .342
FSanchez OBP = .325

Renteria TOP = 768
FSanchez TOP = 741

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by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until I’m actually given a reason to use TOP instead of the commonly used wOBA, I don’t see any reason to not ignore it. Their wOBA’s are virtually identical, and that’s with Renteria adding some runs with stolen bases. The difference is completely negligible.

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by Cookyman on Jul 27, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The reason . . .

. . . or a reason, is not occult. You could look it up.

How do you combine wOBAs to get team runs scored? (Not a rhetorical question.)

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by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Team wOBA * Team PA’s) / 1.15

wOBA is more in the business of calculating what player X would add to the average team, rather than what a team made entirely of player X’s would do (which is what RC/27, and, unless I’m wrong, TOP do). If a player hit a HR every single PA, his TOP would be infinity, right?

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by Cookyman on Jul 27, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s actually (team wOBA – league wOBA) / 1.15 * (team plate appearances). Or something like that.

Fangraphs also calculates wRC, which derives (I think) from the same formula. It currently has the Giants at 435 runs, vs. 443 in the real world.

by Evan on Jul 27, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I messed it up, but I’m too tired to fix it. Your formula calculates runs above average.

Anyway, yes, It’s wRC.

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by Cookyman on Jul 27, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Jul 27, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnson and Cain will have an interesting duel tonight, since they both get their fair shares of Cained games.

by nataku on Jul 27, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

slack

Churros sucks too, and Burrell can’t play defense.

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by zenbitz on Jul 27, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better not be talking about the dessert

cuz Churros are awesome….especially deep fried ones.

by calbearjd on Jul 27, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are there any kind OTHER than deep fried? If so, they must suck.

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by can of corn on Jul 27, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you are think of the regular deep fried churros...

I am thinking of the churros fried…rebattered and refried…

by calbearjd on Jul 27, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah – that is definitely more awesome.

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by can of corn on Jul 27, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's how I spell

Scheirholtz

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by zenbitz on Jul 27, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Jul 27, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell's defense . . .

. . . in sum is not the problem: his slowness is. What he can get to, he will usually catch; what he cannot get to, he will usually recognize, and play as well as his speed allows; when he has the ball, he normally knows just where to throw it, and throws it with reasonable accuracy and strength. Speed is important, and makes his net defensive value sub-par, but that is not the same as being “a bad fielder” (c.f. Lewis, F., or, nowadays, Rowand, A.).

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by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So?

Results are what matters. Burrell doesn’t catch enough balls. That he does it gracefully helps no one.

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by Cookyman on Jul 27, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Rowand is a much, much, much better fielder than Burrell.

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by Cookyman on Jul 27, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not the point.

A bad fielder will mess up balls he gets to. He will literally throw himself off his feet to make a poor throw to the wrong place. And so on. A fielder with Burrell’s “speed” who also did those things would be vastly worse than Burrell, and there are folk like that even in the majors. Yes, Burrell doesn’t catch enough balls—no one is arguing that he’s a better-than-average fielder. But some people with his physical abilities are a lot worse overall.

In fact, Baseball-Reference.com’s Rtot/year defense metric shows Burrell as -3 runs/season as a left fielder over his career. If there is someone who can class that as disastrous, I would like to know what really bad fielding is.

Aaron Rowand has appeared in LF in 98 games, though in only 3 as a starter, so the data are arguably minimal; nonetheless, for what they may be worth, his Rtot/year as a left fielder is -19 runs. As a center fielder, he is +5 per season, which I would be inclined to call decent but not exciting.

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by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what’s Rtot/year, but it still has him as pretty terrible over the past 5 years (obviously he didn’t play defense in one of them). UZR has him as 8 runs below average per year over his career, and 13 runs per year over the past 5 years. That is indeed pretty terrible. CF’s are better than corner OF’s by about 10 runs, so even using BBR’s numbers, Rowand is better than Burrell by almost two wins on defense, which is quite a lot.

And it’s not just stats – check out his Fan Scouting Reports from the past 3 years – Burrell is consitently ranked as one of the worst LF’s in the majors. He’s not Jack Cust, but he’s also not that far.

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by Cookyman on Jul 27, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't either.

But, as I think (and am not alone in so thinking) that all of these fielding stats are only a quick half-step from useless, I don’t worry much about it. If it’s good enough for Baseball-Reference.com, it’s good enough to talk about.

I am unclear what you are citing. Burrell’s career Rtot/year as a left fielder is -3; his 2010 as a Giant is -4 (and, again, thsese are all pro-rated to “seasonal”, which is, I believe, 135 games).

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by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you’ve made two different arguments against defensive stats here, and I’ve replied to both of them.

I am unclear what you are citing

His career UZR is bad. His Rtot over the past 5 years is terrible. His UZR over the past 5 years is terrible.

And, like I said, it’s not just stats, as the fans who’ve watched him consistently rank his as one of the worst fielding OF’s in the majors. It doesn’t get any less arguable than this – the fans and all the defensive stats agree that he is terrible defensively.

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by Cookyman on Jul 27, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jolly good.

But I think that Colin Wyers probably knowns more about it than either of us, and he seems to be saying—follow the link—that in fact we really don’t know very much about what these metrics really measure and whether they’re very much good at all.

If you want to look at a stat, any stat, you have to either look at all of it or give some good reason for eliding what you’re eliding. His career Rtot/year is a very modest -3 runs compared to the average left fielder; his Rtot/year for 2010 to date is right in line with that, at -4 runs. If you want to make a case that his 2010, which is virtually identical to his career, is substantially wrong, selecting some other period and saying “But he was bad here” isn’t the answer.

If you credit defensive stats, at least one widely cited one says he’s not that bad career-wise or in 2010; if you don’t credit defensive stats, selcting some arbitrary subset of one is pointless and hypocriticial. And if you want to build a case on “the fans say”, well, that’s another can of worms altogether.

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by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

One needn’t cherry-pick when it comes to Burrell, though. All measurements that I’m aware of indicate that he’s a poor fielder.

Colin Wyers makes much of the lack of agreement between UZR and Plus/minus; well, they agree on Burrell. So does your chosen metric, Rtot, though it’s kinder to him than the others. The fan scouting report says he’s abysmal. And he got shunted onto the DH track the minute he hit free agency, which tells you what MLB as a whole thinks of his skills.

There’s no reasonable argument that Burrell is not a poor fielder. The question, which we can’t answer with any authority at this point, is how many runs he costs you when he’s in the field, with plausible answers ranging from “a few” to “enough to completely negate the value of his bat.”

by Evan on Jul 28, 2010 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, my.
All measurements that I’m aware of indicate that he’s a poor fielder.

Didn’t we just get through looking at a widely used defense metric that says something very different about his career? (And his 2010.)

I am not claiming that Burrell is a glove whiz: I am only saying that some extant metrics—though all are dubious—show him only quite slightly below average on a career basis. All for all, it looks well worth it for what he brings to the plate on offense. (And why Bochy insists on treating him as a slightly glorified scrub when he has the fourth-best offense numbers on the team, right after Posely, Huff, and Torres, is beyond me.)

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by owlcroft on Jul 28, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Bonds has great career numbers! I bet he’d be a good fielder now.

Burrell used to be decentish. He has now, for quite a few years, by all accounts, been horrible. That he was, 6 years ago, decentish, is no longer relevant.

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by Cookyman on Jul 28, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you choose to define “poor fielder” in such a way as to exclude a man who has averaged three runs below par thoughout his career, and a good bit worse in recent years, while playing one of the two positions to which the slowest and most inept fielders are assigned — well, that’s your prerogative, though your standards are certainly different than mine.

But if you want to make a realistic and objective assessment of the man’s skills, you need to recognize that that minus-3 seems to be a clear upper bound. Which means that he could be quite bad indeed.

by Evan on Jul 29, 2010 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand apparently has big numbers against the Fish

They were talking about it on the rap last nite. Ownage stuff. Always bizarre. But it is uncanny how often it holds true to form

by lexluth7 on Jul 27, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

c’mon.

These sample sizes are so small as to be meaningless.

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by delorean on Jul 27, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not meaningless at all

Because it impacts the players confidence. Hell I remember when Krukow pitched he could throw his glove out against the Mets, and he’d whip em. Conversely Cain has never beat the Dodgers. You doln’t think that gets in his mind? And you don’t think that makes a difference??

by lexluth7 on Jul 27, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like the Giants scoring a few runs would make a bigger difference.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain has pitched quite a few very good games against the Dodgers. The Giants have also won games that Cain started against the Dodgers.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I'm hoping Cain wins Sunday

and then you can tell me to shut the f**k up! He draws Kershaw. I sometimes wonder what Cain did in a prior life to deserve all this.

by lexluth7 on Jul 27, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not interested in telling you to STFU. I just don’t believe that you can take anything meaningful from artificial splits, especially when they’re small.

For the record, here’s what I’m saying about “ownage”.

Does it exist? Sure.

Do 20 at bats demonstrate it? No.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

splits will alawys be small

on individual matchups. The team stuff is often more intruging. Remember Mark Portugal???

by lexluth7 on Jul 27, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it is uncanny how often it holds true to form.

I’d really like to see that substantiated.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You see it all the flipping time

I mean cmon. How many times have you seen that so and so has great numbers against some pitcher? Not really explainable. It carries over to teams as well.

Hanley Ramirez was something like 1-16 going into last nights game versus Zito. What is the explanation for that. Ramirez is a flat out stud. And he looked BAD against Zito last nite.

Krukow talks about this all the time. He played the game a bit. Players know what they do againjst pitchers/hitters/ teams etc. And at this level, a little edge can make a big difference.

by lexluth7 on Jul 27, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

16 at bats is less than four games. Weird things happen when you take three and a half completely random games and crunch the numbers.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's now 1-20

And Zito didn’t have shit last nite. I sat right behind the plate. The Fish hit a bunch of rockets. Meanwhile Ramirez looked awful. Zito toyed with him. These guys aren’t baseball cards. There is legitimacy to the whole ownage stuff. I wouldn’t use it to make out my lineup card. But it happens way too much to just be an old wives tale.

OT: Mike Stanton looks like an outside linebacker. Man does he have an impressive upside.

by lexluth7 on Jul 27, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WILL NEVER BASE ANYTHING ON A VIRTUALLY ENTIRELY RANDOM SAMPLING OF FOUR GAMES.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screaming doesnt help

Bottom line – you may not. But baseball managers do. All of them.

by lexluth7 on Jul 27, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOUR GAMES!

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by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and your point is . . . ?

Consider that major-league baseball is a very, very large dataset. You more or less expect that various odd stat lines will turn up here and there: you’d be amazed if they didn’t. That does not correlate to cause and effect.

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by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

And for what it’s worth, saying “it happens all the time” is not substantiation. At best, it illustrates a confirmation bias.

I certainly believe that a player can believe he is owned and that can be a problem, but trying to weed out which four game sample indicates a guy who loses his shit over four games and which four game sample indicates a guy getting randomly fluctuated seems to be a pointless game.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Youve watched enough baseball

to see the substantiation. We will agree to disagree on this one.

by lexluth7 on Jul 27, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

We’ll just agree that you’re wrong. If you won’t agree with that, that’s your problem. But thinking you can learn anything in 20 fucking ABs spread over a number of years is, and I don’t mean offense, fucking retarded. As are most baseball managers.

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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you really don't mean offense

you could try using the phrase “fucking retarded” less often.

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by EliminateMe on Jul 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No offense taken

I never mind being called fucking retarded. Great argument by the way. How old are you 12?

Good to know you are a better baseball man than most managers. When will we be seeing you run a team?

by lexluth7 on Jul 27, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew you'd take it that way

even though I didn’t, you know, actually call YOU that, so much as what you are SAYING. I don’t actually know you and so won’t presume that you are or aren’t. But presuming that you can deduce something from 20 scattered at bats is ridiculous. That’s my argument. I’m sorry you missed it the first time. It’s right up there for reference ^

Good to know you are a better baseball man than most managers. When will we be seeing you run a team?

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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although I agree with you on the substance of the argument, saying ‘I said you’re thinking is retarded, not YOU’ is a meaningless distinction. Effectively, you called him a name as a retort, which is weak.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

no it's absolutely not

smart people do stupid things every day. Saying someone said/did something stupid is a far cry from saying that person is stupid, and this is a distinction that not nearly enough people grasp

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by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is totally retarded.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 28, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t even start with that first sentence. I’m happy to agree with the second and leave it at that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

renteria was 4-for-8 against Nunez until last night

And his swings looked like he was batting underwater…

by DimaK on Jul 27, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I’m not mistaken, it’s not even the first time Rent has performed a reverse-own this year.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff was 1-for-13 against Edwin Jackson until a few days ago

And he hit two homers.

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by groug on Jul 27, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE WAS DUE

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by Gobroks on Jul 27, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fannie Flagg?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad . . .

. . . it’s not “The Fish” on the mound today.

Stats like that are truly septic.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have him than Guillen.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 27, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheeler and Belt for Bautista!

/sabes’d

by nataku on Jul 27, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay my pokemon

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by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mayor’s office declared today Kruk & Kuip day. So awesome.

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Stealing Jon’s thunder!

by nataku on Jul 27, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL A-Rod

6-4

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 27, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

make that 6-3

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 27, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate McClouth got optioned to AAA. Man that guy has sure went downhill.

by HoosierGiant on Jul 27, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Pirates parlayed his one flukey good season into some prospects. Good deal.

by nataku on Jul 27, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those prospects haven’t exactly prospered this year. Gorkys is looking like a 4th OF at best right now.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Jul 27, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Locke looks pretty good

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by Gobroks on Jul 27, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

they got a dude named Gorkys

what more do you want?

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by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bound to get one right

Pirates trade every player who has had one good season

by calbearjd on Jul 27, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks really weird to see "Pirates" and "good deal" in the same paragraph.

Random observation from McLouth’s B-R page:

Similar Batters through 27:

   5. Corey Hart (952)

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Jul 27, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Jordan Schafer, one of their hot prospects who was supposed to replace McClouth soon, got demoted to AA.

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by can of corn on Jul 27, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy seems like he’s throuhgh.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 27, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s had a rouhgh time hitting quality pitching

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by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, positively hghastly.

by Every6thDay on Jul 27, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the going gets touhgh, the touhgh get going!

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 27, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was good until he got suspended for HGH

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by Gobroks on Jul 27, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 27, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: The National

At Starbucks they have those cards where you can get a free ITunes song-and this week one of those songs is Bloodbuzz Ohio

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by Gobroks on Jul 27, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

great song

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 27, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scouting report on Jose Guillen:

“He’s still Jose Guillen.”

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Jul 27, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Strasburg “not able to get loose”

by HoosierGiant on Jul 27, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

ouch

wonder if he’ll get shut down for the season.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
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by delorean on Jul 27, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Rizzo

“He has never had this kind of workload before”

by HoosierGiant on Jul 27, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

To his defense...

Carrying an entire club, ESPN, and MLB is hard work

by calbearjd on Jul 27, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nationals general manager Mike Rizzo said that he made the decision to scratch Stephen Strasburg after he was having trouble getting loose in the bullpen.

It’s being called precautionary, but Strasburg will undergo an MRI and an X-ray, just to make sure. Cross those fingers, Nats fans.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 27, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker doesnt exit

So I don’t consider him an option. WE can scream all we want. But the Giants have made their decision on Bowker. I hope for his sake he gets traded. It will be interesting to see if he can hit at this level.

by lexluth7 on Jul 27, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you and your cold, hard truth.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 27, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's a man. he won't exit.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 27, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

rx'd

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by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d only want the Giants to trade for a corner OF/1B if I felt fairly certain that they would do a better job of it than Bowker. So, yeah Dunn is the only guy I have much excitement about.

Just like KFran is having about the same season as Freddie (advantage KFran on bat, Freddie on glove), I imagine that Bowker could do about the same as a lot of the names I’m hearing mentioned as the Giants’ “scouting”.

Yeah Tim Alderson has sucked this year. But we might not be so lucky with whatever combination of Belt, Baumgarner, Guzman, Crawford, Neal, Wheeler, Runzler, Downs, whoever it will/would takes to get a bat.

By calculations, Bokwer’s last four years combined (age 22-26) – three years of MLB stats, plus MLE for three years at Fresno + MLE for 2007 Norwitch works out to

1825 PA of .255 / .356 / .485 of MLE

So – I am trusting that, if the guy is given a chance to settle in and relax, then he’d eventually demonstrate that, his current established level of talent, on the big league level.

(and please no one mention Todd Linden in replies. I also thought that he would have done fine had the Giants, or anyone, just started the 2006 season and said – “the job is yours. We trust you. You have until the all-star break to start regularly w/o being fucked with.”)

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Jul 28, 2010 5:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

keithlaw
  In other #Nats news, Tyler Clippard sneezed in the pen and the team had him cryogenically frozen until a cure for sniffles is discovered.

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by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what I really hate about this blog?

All those people who stay on topic…have to keeping hitting Z past all those posts with UZRs or WARs or BABIPs…lame

by calbearjd on Jul 27, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT IF I CAME HERE FOR NEWS

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I TRIED to start a Scott Pilgrim 6 subthread and it died.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys, I just stumbled into this thread. Are we still talking about Jose Guillen?

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jul 27, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Still? Nothing but Guillen talk here...

We are rehashing his career and have gotten up to the A’s years

by calbearjd on Jul 27, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL COMPUTER!

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by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a long and detailed discussion about soda occurring right now, if you’re interested.

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more pop.*

*NO

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jul 27, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

xanthan would have the correct answer. Cheerwine trumps all.

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by can of corn on Jul 27, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does a computer stumble?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 27, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.stumbleupon.com/

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by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

While howie was talking about something else, I made a reference to The Wire.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 27, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

off to the game!

hope Cain doesn’t get Cained!

LOL Giants!

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by delorean on Jul 27, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Have fun!

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by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BELTED!!!!!

gosquirrels
  
Two-run RBI Triple from Brandon Belt. Squirrels up 2-0 in the bottom of the first!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

he had an RBI triple last night also

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 27, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

the dude has one of those goofy Dimaggio-type smiles

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 27, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s also a really nice guy. He won me twenty bucks!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So who do we root for tonight in the LAD/SD game? The team that we’re chasing or the team right behind us?

I think I’ll hope for a 2-1 series in favor of the Dodgers.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 27, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

The Padres.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 27, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

neither.

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 27, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not the Dodgers.

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by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of extra innings.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chaos. Always chaos. Nature will find a way.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game is not on Extra Innings

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't matter

Win and you get help. Lose you get hurt. I know I should root for the Dodgers. But that sticks in my craw.

by lexluth7 on Jul 27, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

SD

Because fuck the Dodgers.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

a meteor

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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m rooting for a meteor or extra inning games for the entire series.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earthquake.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Jul 27, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I love the Giants far more than I hate the Dodgers. The Dodgers winning will help the Giants. Anyone who wants the Padres to win just for the sake of the Dodgers losing, even though it hurts the Giants, is…. Well, I think thats just stupid, to be honest.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I actually agree. I think it’s retarded when people say they won’t root for the Dodgers if for example, they needed to win in the last game of the season for us to make the playoffs.

by kingofthacove on Jul 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know...my love for the Giants is inversely proportion to my hatred of the Dodger

Especially since I live down in OC…it’s like my hatred for Laker fans has increased 1000X since I lived here.

My argument to root against the Dodgers is that if they fall any further out…they would likely be out of the playoffs. Then it will just be the Giants and SD…Also it would knock another team out of contention for the WC…I don’t really care how we get into the playoffs…just that we are in.

by calbearjd on Jul 27, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lakers fans are the worst. My brother’s one of them. He’s kind of a bad person.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile, Miguel Batista is shutting out the Braves

wat

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by CB30 on Jul 27, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

/fans reentering Nats Park in droves

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 27, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mets killing the Cards

LOL COMEDY CENTRAL

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

HEY!

my computer’s trackpad now has inertial scrolling. ITS LIKE AN IPHONE

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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

ITS LIKE AN IPHONE

You’re holding it wrong?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NO OTHER PHONE HAS EVER HAD THAT PROBLEM

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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all of the other instances

Was that also the prescribed solution?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve only read rumors, nothing proven

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by calpolynate on Jul 27, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

this is seriously nothing new. It’s just apple so now suddenly everyone cares.

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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I don’t think I’ve ever been told to hold my phone a certain way to improve reception. Especially not by a company whose reception display algorithm was later shown to be wrong.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had an old smartphone

that had a sticker ON THE FUCKING PHONE telling me if I held it a certain way it would cover the antenna and lose reception. Most smartphones are like that. And most people working at cellphone stores are retards and wouldn’t know to tell you that.

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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a similar iPhone problem with my penis. The solution was also that I was holding it wrong.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's wrong with children these days

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by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

wrong question

what’s wrong with parents and school. Not the kids fault that the adults in their lives are total fuckups.

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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of last week’s episode of Louis. All the parents are trying to make school more “fun!”, but Louis correctly points out that school sucks. It’s for learning. Grammar is important. So is math. They’re not fun for most people. Get over it.

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by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s with repeating letters at the end of words? I’ve never understood that.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wouldn’t ,,,

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Myyyy cousinnn doesss thattt anddd itsss annoyingggg.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 27, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s from Orange County. I think that explains a lot?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 27, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe that’s just my Angels of Anaheim bias talking. :)

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 27, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, my cousin is from around the Fullerton area and she does the same thing.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least half my friends on Facebook (the half that use Facebook a ton, it seems) do that. It’s an accurate representation of how they talk, but it’s still annoying.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 27, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KnOw WhAt YoU MeAn

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 27, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. I hate that too.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ThAt OnE i$ tH3 WoR$T, I cAn’T bElIeVe PeOpLe WaSTe Th3iR tImE dOiNg ThIs

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 27, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially on their XBL gamertag

they must have spent an entire night writing some of those

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by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate my generation.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not too thrilled with them myself. I’m hoping it’s just the small subset of kids that are in this class I’m taking and not everyone in “your generation.” There are days I come home depressed and afraid for the future of our society. From thinking you can walk 45 miles in the desert in 108º heat, with no water, not knowing that you can’t breathe the air on the moon, not understanding simple economic principles to not knowing the difference between science and theology…
It’s been an illuminating 4 weeks. I’ll be moving to cave in the mountains somewhere soon.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 27, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old folks dun never tot us nutin!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 27, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean at least some of you younger kids here show a little imagination, creativity, use of a brain every once in awhile. [It’s a “group discussion” class with a lot of “presentations” ] and any time I suggest we do a presentation in a unique or creative way you can see them start to hyperventilate. “but it’s not specifically what the directions say!!!!”
I don’t know why this is, I suspect rote memorization and teaching to the test where there is ONLY one right answer, but that’s just a guess. Maybe I can apply for a government research grant to explore the topic further.]

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Jul 27, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

not understanding simple economic principles to not knowing the difference between science and theology…

These are also problems with adults.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 27, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tea partied

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

not knowing that you can’t breathe the air on the moon

What air? lol

Besides, they don’t even think we’ve been there. It has been so long ago, it is like it never happened. That part is not their fault. People in general and our government in particular lost focus and never regained it.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every generation complains that the new one is stupid and ignorant. And yet people are only getting more and more knowledgeable.

I kind of doubt that, say, 100 years ago, the average kid knew anything about what could or couldn’t be done on the moon. And back then it’d be pretty hard to find an adult who knew what’s the difference science and theology.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 27, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could agree.

Most theories of history (for example, Toynbee’s) hold that civilizations rise and fall on an arc. If we assume that the arc is roughly symmetrical, then those who say that things are worse today than they were X while ago have, by pure math, a 50% chance of being correct. If their views were derived from intelligent examination of meaningful data, the odds are a lot better than 50%.

Also notable is that, at least in Toynbee’s view, civilizations often are at the acme of their technological progress and knowledge at the time that their collapse is taking place—the Romans were building ever bigger and better roads and aqueducts even as the barbarians were at the gates. (And the advance of the barbarians was not some historical inevitability: it was a consequence of the decay of many aspects of the Roman civilization.)

In addition to the grand arc of a given civilization’s rise and fall, there will also no doubt be local zigs and zags superimposed on the larger arc. My own feeling is that a local peak in Western civilization was passed somewhere around 1960, give or take only a little. Why that should be, I have no idea, but in a wide and diverse variety of ways, things do seem worse since that time. (I gather, as a tiny specimen example, that Engliah grammar is no longer taught at all in schools at any level save perhaps as an elective in college.)

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

More than half of all Americans . . .

. . . (literally, and from respected polling organizations) believe that the Earth was created less than ten thousand years ago.

After that, what else is left to say?

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

True of every generation, though.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read as I love your boobs

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 27, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was also my first impression.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were convincing.

by Every6thDay on Jul 27, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me, too, and I thought that was “what’s wrong with kids today” or whatever.

GET OFF MY LAWN.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fact: in the last year, I’ve told at least four people to get off my lawn. This can’t be right.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLD

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 18. I shouldn’t be telling teenagers to get off my lawn.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could tell yourself to get off your lawn!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, my neighbors would look at me as if I were crazy. On the other hand, I’m already crazy.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s right, stalker.

;-)

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, we can smell our own.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least I’m not alone. ;)

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can have a support group. :)

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so joining, haha.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but “get off my lawn” means something completely different for an 18-year-old.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If kids today think boobs are awesome, kids today are doing something right.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a true statement.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are pretty awesome.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man Guillen is terrible on defense he drops more balls than a prostitute with arthritis

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 27, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

There is a Huston Street Joke here. Maybe.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t really drop a testicle, though. I mean, not unless it’s undescended. Or unattached….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltre says hi.

UNIBALLER!

by speckops on Jul 27, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

His new nickname should be "the pen"

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 27, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

His route to balls is so circuitous he might as well be a nun!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one made me lol out loud

haha good one

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HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 27, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Hamlet? No thanks, I already did Babe, the Musical and that was humiliating enough.”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do we have that the Phitin’s would take for Werth?
That’d be sweet.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Jul 27, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Fuck
JeffFletcherAOL
  Source confirms #sfgiants in on podsednik. They reportedly already had agreed on prospects for DeJesus, so pieces of deal there. #royals

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

/sigh

Inevitable but still disappointing.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, we were gonna give you Madison for DeJesus, bet we’ll just take Pods instead. No, take Madison, please. He sucks. We don’t want him.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROWNADS FOR BOWKER

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 27, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, what?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ribeyes and vroom crowd will flood their simulated wood panel station wagons with splooge.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed hard.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 27, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wagoneers FTW!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 27, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

gross, but laughed

by speckops on Jul 27, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

my first car was a station wagon—1968 Caprice Classic with realfake wood panelling

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew this day would come. PODS will be here soon.
Fuck this sucks.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Jul 27, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please, no.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 27, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow, I see this taking playing time from Torres. Which would be possibly even more retarded than Bengie over Posey.

by speckops on Jul 27, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I was thinking. We already have a better speedy OF’r. WTF

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Jul 27, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where are they going to put him?

This is stupid.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Center field, Rowand moves to left. LOL TORRES.

by speckops on Jul 27, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Posnanski will be glad.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

DeJesus is worth prospects-Podsednik isn’t worth a damn thing

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 27, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

hide Wheeler, Belt, and Neal now!!!

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 27, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we can give up our budding superstar Eugenio Velez.

by Natto on Jul 27, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez+Rowand for Podsednik

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 27, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

MONEY DOWN THE STRETCHER NERDZ

Too soon?

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 27, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cue hot wife photos

by GrooveGiant on Jul 27, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, b/c DDJ and Pods demand the same trade value.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 27, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Podsednik:

Fred Lewis five years from now. In fact, probably not even that good.

But he’s old! It’s The Giants Way®.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

D: D: D:

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 27, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Blog on Buster Posey

On ESPN. Can’t read it, have to be a member of insider to read it. Anyone copy and pasted?

by Hawk49er on Jul 27, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

POZEY RULZ NOW ESPN SAYZ SO

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Jul 27, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh...

k… anyone else wanna give it a try?

by Hawk49er on Jul 27, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usual puff piece

They compared his hitting style to Edgar Martinez.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that’s meaningful because I want it to be.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 27, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can haz?

Kelly Johnson is drawing more interest than other available D’Backs, according to Jack Magruder of FOX Sports Arizona

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

No, we can’t have nice things.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t look up his numbers at Mays Field but his overall home/away splits this year are pretty striking:

Batting Avg: .316 home, .238 road.
Onbase Pct: .411 home, .317 road.
Slugging Pct: .670 home, .375 road.
Homers: 11 home, 5 road.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 27, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabes is definitely getting him now.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a career .281/.311/.368 hitter at AT&T.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 27, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

better than Freddy

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now Im just sad

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 27, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnson doesnt really play D though

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 27, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually he’s not bad.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Jul 27, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does he do instead?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a good #2 hitter. Oh, hey….

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 27, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not like we could have signed him instead of Freddy Sanchez this past off season… OH WAIT!

by nataku on Jul 27, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better Know a Giant

Scott Podsdnik was born in West, Texas, but not in West Texas.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Podsednik

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s fun to type.
Podsednik.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Jul 27, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Podsednik Podsednik Podsednik

Hey, you’re right!

Also, it ought to read, “throwing complete game shutouts since ’06.” since the part being abbreviated is before 06.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

He might have meant that Cain has been throwing CGSOs since he was 6 feet tall.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 27, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touché

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 27, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who are you?

Zippy?

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you hear loud noises coming from our direction, it’s just Mr. Merope throwing things, or possibly blowing things up…. the Bengals just signed TO.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 27, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s an incredible amount of ego out of 2 recievers on the same team. If deion sanders and michael irvin came out of retirement and joined that team the state of Cincinnati would explode from all the smugness.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 27, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really can’t see how it ends well, except maybe the money we might save from not ordering Sunday Ticket this season…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 27, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He thinks he’s jerry rice and he can be a pro bowl receiver until he’s 42 LOL OWENS.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 27, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really can’t see how it ends well

Carson Palmer gets the boot and is traded to SF b/c he isn’t a leader anymore.

Also, does TO still have talent?

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 27, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that’d make Bengal fans happy.
They don’t like SF too well…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 27, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, he does. His numbers were depressed last season because he had some dude named iwouldn’tbethebackupatfresno throwing to him. But if you look at them carefully, they were actually still pretty awesome.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The state of Cincinnati?

by kaliber on Jul 27, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

could you tell him I said LOL @ Bengals please?

by Into the Void on Jul 27, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope is sad and says the Bengals are used to being the clowns of the league. I call them the Bungles.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 27, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/drops pass over the middle

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has to run the correct pattern through the middle to even have a shot at dropping. Instead, it looks like it was over thrown

by nataku on Jul 27, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 27, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It could be very, very good for a year. T.O. still has it, and he seems to play nice for at least one year per stop.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gallardo = beast at the plate.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 27, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

Why do the banner ads keep asking if I want to win Angel & Dodger tickets?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 27, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S A TRAP!

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Jul 27, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

A's Rangers game ...

Crisp on 1st and running on the pitch. Bengie throws an absolute strike to second. Unfortunately, both IF’s held their ground and throw goes into CF.

Crisp to 3rd scoring on single – Bengie charged w/ error (pending the scorer finding out who was supposed to cover). Also an ER charged to Cliff Lee (can’t assume the CS).
Life’s not fair.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 27, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

/now saying it’s an unearned run

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 27, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Life is both unfair and inconsistent.

by Evan on Jul 27, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Bengie keep the error?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

For now, yes

announcers said the scorer should find out who was supposed to cover (after the game) and change the error.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 27, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buccos over the Vapors 2-1 in the 5th.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Back to back dingers tie the game 2-2.

LOL HUMIDOR

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

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