Post-game thread: The winning streak ends
Just like the old saying goes: When Aaron Rowand is your team’s only offense, Aaron Rowand is your team’s only offense. I don’t have to write about that crap, and you can’t make me.
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SO!
NOBODY CARES!!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
i thought it was kinda cool D: i guess i'll leave now
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Never cool.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
no
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
nah, i’m up to the worst stretch of the musical. all the boring Cosette songs.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yea… that’s where it got bad for us during choir,
There is a castle on a cloud
I like to go there in my sleep
Aren´t any floors for me to sweep
Not in my castle on a cloud
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I don’t mind that one as much, but the ones after she becomes an adult and there’s a stretch of like three songs that are just her and Marius mooning after each other are unbearable.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
i think my ears were bleeding during that while on stage…. but no joke, i had to sing that when i was in 8th grade
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
A Heart Full of Love might be the worst song in the whole play.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
haha, i wont go that far, but
i have to say, “bring him home” was awesome
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m almost past the weak stretch and into the BARRICADE parts.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Is this a LOST thing?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
This is SO MUCH BETTER THAN LOST
broadway shows>>>>>>>>> LOST
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ONE MORE DAY ALL ON MY OWN
ONE MORE DAY WITH HIM NOT CAAAARIN’
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Best song, but these were part solo's
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
This one must be really fun for the whole cast to do – so many different parts.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Javert's death = greatest solo
….There is no way to go ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! /drowns
You're F*cking Out!
by Kenny F*cking Powers on Jul 27, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
hmm
you start ordering mixed drinks?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
i absolutely no idea what this even means, but i’ll agree with you just to get on with it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
the other day someone questioned my sexuality on this site for ordering a gin martini rather than beer.
twas hoping to make it a meme
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
hahaha
no shit? haha, that’s fantastic, should prolly make it a meme, “any GUY who drinks a martini should have their sexuality questioned”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah
that was part of my response.
Also, Frank Sinatra. Real pansy ass, that Frank Sinatra.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Frank Sinatra to Ruskies:
“Knock off this commie bunk, or its ring-a-ding-ding for you bozos”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He really was a mama’s boy… liked to hang out with tough guys though.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn. I used to kind of like Pika too.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I will have to agree.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
K, so i voted yes, because i was only given one possible answer, something’s wrong Grant!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
hey, ya finally got one rite
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Edgar Renteria.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Just putting it out there
What kind of ungodly package (heh, package) would we have to throw at the Marlins to walk out of this series with Hanley Ramirez?
It’s probably a dumb idea to sell the farm for one guy and I don’t even know his contract status, but with Mole rapidly falling off a cliff and Jazzy inconsistent as usual I can’t get rid of this awful taste of bile in the back of my mouth as I contemplate Edgar Renteria, shortstop for a playoff push.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
Also it’d be kind of nice to have a human being to put at shortstop next year, I guess.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Bumgarner + Belt
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
+ Pew Pew Girl
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
No one can take her from me. I have the gif
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
He looks very nonchalant out there. Doesn’t seem happy with the Marlins
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 26, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
i wouldn’t be either, if i had to look at dan uggla’s enormous frat boy neck every day.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
well, someone’s gonna have to take over for Renteria before too much longer, that’s for sure.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
preferably before i choke on my own vomit.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Given his affordable contract (around $60 million for the next 4.5 years), I don’t think the Marlins would settle for anything less than a package built around Lincecum or Posey.
by RoyaleWithCheese on Jul 26, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
i think the appropriate response is “lol”
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Jul 27, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Time for some frustration-clearing music
Run to the Hiiiiiiillllls!
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
Run for your lives!!!!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I should have picked a song with a longer chorus. This chain is pretty much over
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 26, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT I BELIEVE YOU!!!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
19-game streak now?
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 26, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
What a beast.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Bright side
No pinch-running Whiteside
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
You're a bright side! :)
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
And I'm late on this, but you are too! :)
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
aw
I might have to add you to my sig
♥ baetown415 ♥
lol
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥
So Dr. Stankus, me... and who else gets that privilege?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Stankus...hmmm
I might need a doctor in THIS country some day.
You are still in the “might add” category ;)
Every6thDay was cracking me up tonight, though!
/shameless flirt
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥
Shameless flirt?
/awaits Lars’ arrival
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
wut
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions
HI LARS!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Hello
/glances around nervously
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Nervous Lars?
I think this may be a first.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
It totally depends on the situation
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
/propellers wildly
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I internalize everything
A bundle of nerves but no one would be able to tell by looking at me.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
How do you release your nerves then?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
By propellering wildly, of course. It’s not exactly a hobby. More like performance art.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I saw the stage floor after one of your public performances. It looked like Pollack painting.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
You should become an art therapist
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Flameless shirt?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Shirtless flame?
hawt
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
you could hear him biting back a stream of profanity. he’s a classy guy, but it was there.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Edgar Renteria
He’s not as bad as you think once you compare him to the other equally crappy players that play the same position.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions
I never said he didn't
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, I would agree that his crappiness isn’t so extreme, as crapiness goes
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, his defensive range is awful, though. It seems to have regressed even from where it was at the start of the year. Maybe he’s in hammy-protect mode.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions
et tu howie?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
LOL EDGAR'S RANGE!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Curiously . . .
. . . Baseball-reference.com’s “sabermetric” fielding measure, Rtot/year, shows him very slightly better than average this year. I myself don’t trust any of them, but that’s what at least one says.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Well, I actually didn’t have a huge problem with it earlier in the year. Lately, it’s been visibly painful. I know how much of a trap that can be, but I wouldn’t be surprised if his early season range-competence is covering up some current I-can-haz-range-plz.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
And all before he sucked out loud, like he does now, until he stops sucking.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Boy I loved it when Edgar Renteria was our last hope
God that was poop
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
remember when he hit that grand slam vs. Colorado?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
How the fuck did he hit a HR off of Billy Wagner?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
remember when he... oh forget it, onto tomorrow, GREAT MATCHUP, Cain vs. Johnson
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I was there-I saw it live
I still don’t completely believe that it happened
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Oh wait no I didn't
This should be a reply to Mike Benjamin Hit King-that HR I saw live
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
I was at that game
I still dont like it when he is the last hope
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
people who were there? LUCKY!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I don't like it when he is the first hope either.
Or the middle hope for that matter.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:08 AM PDT up reply actions
B-$, Cantalope, Scott, and Panda have looked far worse in ABs
at least Edgar took it to a full count
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
are you really comparing Andres Torres to Renteria
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
3rd on the team in wOBA
your point?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
.274/.365/.492
.378 wOBA
4.1 WAR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
None of that matters. Hokeysmokes wants to pick and choose the stats he likes to make his arguments.
Buser Posey: He knows the rules!
stats hokysmokes likes
1. days since last relief appearance
2. strikeouts to hit ratio
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hmm
SO unlike him
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
isn't there a fallacy there?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
where one only gives stats to prove his/her own point while not caring about
the stats against it? and just forming a conclusion that way?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
like a named one?
yeah, I think so, but I’m not recalling
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Yes, but he’s dangerously close to having more strikeouts than hits, which obviously would make him the worst baseball player on the team.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
The worst baseball player EVAH!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:09 AM PDT up reply actions
lol
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
it wasn't even Edgar's worst AB of the year
but man, it sure sucked
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Wow
B$ is not here anymore. I will take that as your agreement Rent needs to go.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/signs 2 year extension
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 5:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Remember in ST
when Bochy was saying that Renteria would be good this year because he was hurt last year and was “clutch” in 97. I’m thinking he was wrong.
-Then again I didn’t see this game, so maybe not?
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
no, you’re right, a-hole
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
They bring up Rent's 1997 WS appearance a lot
But don’t really talk about Uribe’s in 2005. I don’t know why.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Rent won it
with that magical hopper.
therefore, he is imbued with winnerness.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Once you’ve been inducted into the Cult of Clutch, you’re in for life.
They could be Giants...but not really.
no Pablo
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
still a better option than rohlinger I think, no pablo
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
He's due
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
LOL!
I hate that fucking phrase almost as much as “It’s all good”.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Uribe had to cover third, and Ryan Rohlinger is an unknown because he isn’t known yet, so how do you know what he’d do?
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
but is he a known unknown or an unknown unknown
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn’t an unknown unknown be…known??
by short_shifter on Jul 26, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
If they were going to lose anyway, would have been nice to see him to see what he could do.
Buser Posey: He knows the rules!
Your 2008 San Francisco Giants!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Your 2008 San Francisco Giants: It would have been nice to see what they could've done!
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
FAH KING EK STEIN
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Anagram of "shortstop Edgar Renteria"
THE RETARDATION PROGRESS
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Want another one?
THIRD-RATE POORNESS. GREAT!
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Really don't know what to make of
RED-HOT STRIPTEASER (GROAN)
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ve made your point. Which is you have no idea what you’re talking about
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/26/1589623/another-time-another-thread#42991313
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
My god
You don’t know shit about baseball. It’s stunning how little you know. There are five year olds with a better grasp of how the game works.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
by marcello on Jul 27, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i’m 99% sure that 80% of the time, hoky is screwing with us 100% of the time.
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by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
60% of the time
it works every time
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Trick question!
No trolls are great.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:13 AM PDT up reply actions
He’s an accomplished one at the least.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
it was the right play there I think.
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Yes, but that doesn't mean you don't give one up to gain higher win expectency
There are very few times you bunt, this, was one of them.
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
You're right
went down by 4%. I still would bunt there. To stay out of the double play and play for the tie at home.
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
i understand that argument
but USE A FUCKING PITCHER IF YOU"RE PLAYING FOR THE TIE YOU ONLY HAVE 2 PLAYERS LEFT ON YOUR BENCH ONE OF WHOM IS THE BACKUP CATCHER YOU FUCKING FUCK
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
You have to think in the long term.
If Ryan sacrifices his at bat just to move the runners over, who will have the last at bat if the next guy doesn’t get the job done? The answer today was the guy who went 0 for 4.
You can’t manage like that. The same come back is if Rohlinger hits one in the hole for 6-4-3, you’ll face endless questions on why didn’t you make the obvious play, which is to bunt runners over.
Bochy can’t really win in this situation. I dont’ blame him for bunting. I know hardcore stats guys want to crucify him there, but I won’t.
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
this
what did torres grounder look like? i wasn’t able to watch the ab – would it have been a dp assuming it was 1st adn 2nd with one out?
the first baseman bobbled it, if he comes up with it clean it is a possible DP. But it was a bobble and they barely got him at 1B
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
It was a pretty good defensive play to stop the ball from going into the outfield. First time all game the Marlins’ defense helped them.
Stanton made a couple nice plays and almost made another spectacular one.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe
that if you’re playing for exactly one run, bunting will raise win expectancy.
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Win expectancy went down after the successful bunt. If you factor in the chance that Rohlinger doesn’t get the bunt down, it’s an even worse managerial decision.
But what about the chance the Marlins D fucks up?
Like AZ did twice in a row?
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I’m okay with the play but he used up one of his position players while playing for the tie
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, seriously
Why couldn’t a pitcher have lain down a bunt?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
He's done this all year
In the Atlanta game (where Rent hit the HR off Wagner) he PH’d Torres-his last position player on the bench-to bunt
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
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So…can he stop doing that?
Please?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
That would be smart
I mean does he not realize that starting pitchers can play in games where they don’t start. I mean Cain’s a good bunter and obviously wouldn’t have pitched today-so why not use him to bunt
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Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
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And Cain gets hit on the hands and is out 6 weeks.
Yes, I know, starting pitchers have to take at bats once every 5 days regardless, that doesn’t mean you try to minimize the amount of times they face 95mph fast balls with their hands in the way.
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Simple solution:
Go to KnightsInShiningArmor.com and get all the pitchers those cool metal gloves that Knights wear. If they’ll stop a sword, they’ll stop a fastball.
Pure science to the rescue!
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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:17 AM PDT up reply actions
i think the argument is typically
position players are more of a threat while pitchers are almost guaranteed to bunt.
i think this game really comes down to renteria’s hack at slop at bat and mota’s ultrasuck, bochy didn’t horribly mismanage the ninth.
It was
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the closest analogous when down 1 run
runner on 1st no out vs runner on 2nd 1 out, bunting is a bad idea
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
and still
even if it was the right play USE A PITCHER ASSHOLE
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I don’t really know how this stuff is calculated, but I’m not sure you can just look at an “analogous” situation. For example, if you look at the same situation in the top of the 9th, win expectancy goes down after a successful bunt.
historical outcomes
the reason there’s a difference between the top and bottom is that even if the away team goes up in the top, the home team has a chance to win it. If the home team takes the lead in the 9th the game is over
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Well, sure…but the point is that you thought the situation in the chart (1 run down) was analogous to the situation in the game (2 runs down), and it turns out it wasn’t.
i didn't think it was
it’s just the closest situation available in the chart, and if that’s what baetown was looking at, he’s wrong in classifying it as the right move
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Whoopsie, brain fart
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Yeah, my bad
Seems like Bochy cost the team ~.04 of win probability with that decision (though this was calculated assuming the average pitcher and batter; but it’s still probably close enough).
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And also...
It’s actually even worse that that, because you’re assuming a successful bunt.
Well, considering it was RyRohl hitting v. Torres hitting, it probably evens out
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well
it’s also assuming no errors, I think those 2 pretty much even out if the bunter is any good
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I'm not
I had faith in Torres…it just didn’t work
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY COULDN'T SANCHEZ HAVE DEFLECTED THE BALL JUST THREE FEET HIGHER
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does god hate us?
to many questions when your a giants fan
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
i think this is only an acceptable complaint if one also promises not to bitch if someone hits into a double play when they forgo the bunt
THIS
is why I was on the fence about it. I wasn’t sure I could excuse a double play had they not bunted.
by Every6thDay on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I still think that there's a 10 game win streak in this team
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
Bochy’s never managed a team that’s had one.
by Every6thDay on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
How utterly shocking!
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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Nate Schierholtz: not having a good year
Aaron Rowand’s 2010 line: .243/.291/.405
Nate Schierholtz’s 2010 line: .249/.318/.376
Also, as to Edgar Renteria, HE IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
LOL
Aaron Rowand: 257 ABs
Nate Schierholtz: 181 ABs
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
so, maybe Rowand is still a better hitter than Tim Lincecum.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions
I still can't believe people were arguing this
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Brutal
Renteria was 0-5 and absolutely awful in a few key situations. Why is he batting second? Why is Sanchez batting eighth? Bochy is a fucking idiot.
Bowker, Denker, and Holmker.
by DubsFanByTheZoo on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
rent is a better offensive player than Sanchez
though neither should be batting 2nd
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
There weren't a lot of options tonight
They should be batting 7th and 8th when they’re in the lineup together.
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd like Posey to bat 2nd
But since he’s the cleanup hitter, you can’t move him out of the cleanup spot.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I say just for fairness to competition
Torres
Huff
Posey
Posey
Posey
Posey
Posey
Posey
And let Posey Pitch too…fuck it.
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t fuck Posey
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
i think Florida State had a line up like this once
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
I saw Willie Mays pretty much do it in an old-timer’s game…so, it’s got to be legal.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Rent and Sanchez are 7,8
not 2,8…there might be the problem
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Both hit just awful.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Rent is an even worse fielder
I’m not NEARLY as concerned about Edgar’s hitting as I am his (lack of) range/defensive ability. And thats saying a lot =(
AVERAGE BY UZR SINCE '09!
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
NERBS!
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not to mention
better than anyone else on this roster
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Average per Baseball-Reference.com for 2010.
In fact—as posted elsethread—by their Rtot/year, a hair better (-2 runs on a seasonal basis). But who cares about silly old numbers?
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Don't fling those numbers in the face of my loathing!
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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:22 AM PDT up reply actions
if DeJesus hadn't hit the wall
they would have pulled the trigger by tonight.
I feel like a high-OBP table setter would be just as much use as a power bat at this point.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
good hitting is good hitting
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exactly
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Urban doesn’t think so, and still hasn’t really explained why two weeks of good offense are enough to forget the previous four months
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 26, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
John Bowker says "Hi"
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bork says "who?"
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 26, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
No, wise owls say "who", Bork says, "Huh?"
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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:24 AM PDT up reply actions
on that road trip where the Giants went 6-1, Edgar went 5/15 with 5 walks
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
the only game they lost was the one game Edgar did not play in
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
corellation = causation
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
might have made a difference
he was relatively hot; reached base in every game he played in; he only struck out once on the road trip and tonight was only his third K since the All-Star break
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
nope
http://sfgate.stats.com/mlb/playerstats.asp?id=5602&fn=Edgar&ln=Renteria&tm=26&p=F&page=logs
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
No, I realize that you made a factual statement. The reason I think YOU CAN’T POSSIBLY BE SERIOUS is…
YOU CAN’T POSSIBLY BE SERIOUS.
Buser Posey: He knows the rules!
What do girls know about Baseball, anyway!
now, that was not serious
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I think she means
you are factually correct.
But still wrong. Amazingly wrong
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
He's trolling
HEY LOOK AT ME
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I gotchyer back
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
you are an idiot
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I think he’s just the President of the Edgar Renteria Fan Club and he’ll do his duty even if it means grasping at the thinnest of straws.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 26, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
small, insignificant numbers.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 26, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL YOUR BASEBALL ACUMEN
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions
What?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 26, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
TBS: House of Payne
Very Funny?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/26/1589623/another-time-another-thread#42991313
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Edgar Renteria is not the problem
But you are making it almost impossible to defend him.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
You continually cite statistics that do not adequately measure whether a player is good or not.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
He is a troll
Just ignore him.
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I cite the statistics that matter -- things that ACTUALLY HAPPENED
I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
.....
You know all that modeling and “mythical” probability stuff comes from real life, right?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
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no, it doesn't, statistical modeling is a veritable religion
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
..... But they derive it based on what has happened in the past.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I cannot wait to invent a new stat
One the measures the level of pixie dust in Mt. Everest over the time it takes a dragon to beat it’s wings 1000 times, when compared with the size of an elf’s shoes.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Too many variables, for example...
1) Size of the elf’s feet. Contrary to popular elf lore, they are NOT all the same size.
2) Dragon wing span. All different.
3) Winter or summer?
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"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:28 AM PDT up reply actions
All easily answered
1) Kiebler elves. All have the same shoe size. Just steal one of Eckstein’s cleats.
2) Using the mythical “Replacement Dragon” which of course is a dragon of average wingspan
3) Screw that noise, Spring. Elves do not frolic at any other time of year. Santa’s elves do not count.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I believe Replacement Dragon
would be the average dragons wingspan that you just pulled up from AAA.
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It is a tale, told by hokysmksbw, full of sound of fury, signifying nothing.
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Also
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/26/1589623/another-time-another-thread#42991313
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I will bet you $1000
that I can predict the outcome of any 100 ACTUAL baseball games with greater accuracy than you can.
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
xeifrank would take up that bet with you
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I wouldn't take it with him
Xeifrank actually understands how baseball works
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I predict that one team will win and one team will lose each of those games.
Send that $1000 to Greenpeace.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Julian Simon thinks you are a punk
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
No one ever wants to take my bets
:(
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
heh
someone took his widow’s bet.
losing so far.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
troll
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
You’re being a bit to nice with that description.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
no
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
you’re wrong. speed is good.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s just having an off year so far
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll repeat what I said this offseason
Figgins ~ Rowand. Averageish player overpaid after career year
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Figgins has been much more productive and over a longer period of time than Rowand
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand WAR since 2002
22.5
Figgins war since 2002 – 19.1
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
so, basically
no, you’re incorrect
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
how about since 2004?
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Prove it yourself
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
i’m not the one throwing out random statistics
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Figgins has been much more productive and over a longer period of time than Rowand
Prove it.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
no. go away you big bully
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop saying things you can’t back up.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
see below
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
At no point did I say what measure you have to use. But if you’re going to say things like “Figgins has been much more productive and over a longer period of time than Rowand”, when you are refuted, you should either admit you were wrong or provide some evidence to support your assertion.
You have done neither.
I am aware you never will do either.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
ok, let’s negotiate
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
figgins 17.6
rowand 20.4
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
and I'd hardly call WAR a "random statistic"
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
WAR is just an assumption based upon projections.
It’s religion, not fact.
The random replacement player represented by the "R" is a mythical creation, a hypothetical model.
Runs, Hits, HR, RBI, SB, etc. are things that ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
Any stat you cannot win an award for is nerd-fuck BULLSHIT!!!
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/25/1587195/which-former-giants-player-would#42934324
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lol holysmokesbbq
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
My brain is still trying to fully grasp everything there
It’s a lot of information.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
my favorite part
is the underlying assumption that none of the things that “ACTUALLY HAPPENED” are accounted for in WAR
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
THAT is hilarious and I laughed out loud.
And THAT actually happened!
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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:32 AM PDT up reply actions
who wrote that? it’s like prophecy
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
“Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.”
by Every6thDay on Jul 26, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
ok, Wiggins has 306 stolen bases, Rowand has 63
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
ok now you're just fucking with me
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
well, who said that WAR was the relevant stat to use?
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't always use an uberstat
But when I do, I prefer WAR.
Stay statty, my friends.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
well it's a good catch all
we can use wOBA if you prefer (rowand is very slightly better)
or wRC+ (they’re tied)
In any case, my point is the same. They’re both averageish players who got overpaid after a career year
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
are you educated in how to use statistics?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
ok, now I think you’re just fucking with me
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
First of all, you shouldn't use Fangraphs WAR, since the offense part is a little broken
Second of all, you should calculate WAR/600 PA’s or something like that, when you’re dealing with an extended period of time.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
how is the offense part broken?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
They do not count ROE's in the numerator
Yet leave the PA’s in the denominator. So not only are they not giving credit for a (+) play, they’re giving negative credit for it. And they do a blanket park-factor adjustment instead of by components.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
are you sure?
they appear to use Tango’s wOBA, which does count ROEs
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Nope, they don't
Graham MacAree pointed it out in a blog post at Statcorner.com (which is now gone because they cleared out their blog; stupid spambots). Fangraphs includes SB/CS but not ROE
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
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hmm interesting
though i suspect that value would tend more towards true talent, i can’t believe ROEs are a repeatable skill
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Except that they are... whether because of speed, handedness, hustle, whatever
They are a repeatable skill.
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Here’s the first example I could find of Tango answering this question, though he does not provide any math in this one.
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interesting
wonder why fangraphs doesn’t count it
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I'm not sure either
Though at this point, it would be a pain to recalculate ROE’s into all the player pages. I mean, I go to Statcorner pretty much just for the park-adjusted wOBA they calculate (with each component having been park-adjusted).
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
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I'd actually never seen statcorner before
thanks for pointing it out. A career total would be really helpful there though =/
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Yeah, I agree
But they did get majorly run over by spambots and such, and I don’t think they want to redo much of the site because of Fangraphs and Rally’s Baseball Projection site
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nitpicking
The reason we don’t include ROER is because it’s not included in the baseball-databank and it wasn’t a stat that we initially had in our database. We could include it, but it would take a non trivial amount of work.
In reality it hardly makes any difference at all except for a few players each year and they are not the same players each and every year. The repeatability of ROER on the whole has a very weak year to year correlation and is mostly a function of playing time, though there may be a handful of players that are the exception.
I think to call the offensive portion of WAR “broken” is a gross overstatement.
thanks for the response
this stuff is all way interesting to me
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Well, I said a "little broken"
But yeah, I can’t imagine the amount of work it would take to redo every player’s wOBA for every season.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
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And thanks for your reply too
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
last year .789
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Lofton didn’t appear to have anything left when they got him, either, but he sure panned out well, and he was hella old
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not hating on him
I have no opinion on it…just noticing the numbers
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
depending on the price
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just thinking “You know, the Giants don’t have enough shitty overpaid veterans in their lineup”!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
What Sabean needs to do is get rid of fucking Posey and Torres and get Molina's ass back here and play Rowand every day.
Veteran grittyness MATTERS!!!
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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I’d rather have Scott Podsednik. Him and Torres would be a hell of a 1-2 with Huff, Posey, and Uribe behind them.
It goes my oh my, we chokin' on borrowed time
no
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
no
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
listen to the mod geef, don't say anything else, you're entitled to your own opinion
but for GODS SAKE DONT QUESTION JPONRY
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He can have his opinion and I can say “no” to it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yes. i mean no. wtf.
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
EXACTLY! i disagree with you right here though jponry
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You want to trade for Scott Podsednik?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
no, can i have ummm Austin Jackson?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
no
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
we need moar outs?
Scotty Podz is not a good player
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we have plenty of mediocre in our outfield already, but the infield could use a mediocre upgrade
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm actually not insanely opposed to this if he comes cheap
bat him 2nd.
i’m losing faith in nate quickly and i wouldn’t mind a burrell/rowand/pods platoon (with rowand getting the least time). i realize most of his value is BA but he does have some speed and i think we could hopefully fleece that moron dayton moore.
better a cheap pods than a guillen or hart or werth that we pay out our ass for
Exactly. He’s cheaper than all the other options that the Giants have been considering and he would be a much better leadoff or #2 than what we have in house.
It goes my oh my, we chokin' on borrowed time
He’s no Bowker
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
agreed
this is assuming the continued ignorance of management – we still don’t know if bowker is an option. but i’m fairly certain at this point nate is not one – i know, i know no sustained playing time but imo he is a 4th outfielder.
just trying to think of something realistic that would help the team. he is better than Rent or Scott
by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants taking on a ton of salary is not realistic.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
good then 92-70 watching college football in October
by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
he is better than Rent or Scott
Not even a little true
Chone Figgins this year: .232/.334/.275
Chone Figgins career: .286/.360/.378
Aaron Rowand this year: .243/.291/.405
Aaron Rowand career: .277/.336/.444
Oh look, Chone loses twice.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
actual numbers?
oh, those
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
I didn’t realize scott was actually slugging above 400…not quite as miserable as I expected…DINGERZ!!!
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that’s a new development because he went 2/2 with 5 total bases tonight.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
LOL
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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:38 AM PDT up reply actions
We are going to need like 3 more wins when the season is over so what are our options that don’t clear a bunch of our young guys out?
by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Stand pat
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don’t see why just doing something for the sake of DOING SOMETHING!!!!!! would help us win any better.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
How do you feel about Bautista for Burriss and Adrianza
by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
The other thing I hate about pre-trade deadline is all the random trades being thrown around, 99% of which will never happen.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well I admit I made up Chone Figgins, but they are actually talking about Bautista
by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
no no no you didn't
you had a decent source in Milwaukee
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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But he wasn't saying. Just sayin'
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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:39 AM PDT up reply actions
too high
99 44/100s
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My simulator shows that 99.72% of all rumored trade deadline trades do not happen.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
HYPOTHETICAL BULLSHIT!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:40 AM PDT up reply actions
THANK YOU
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He’d probably give us the best shot of any of the names being thrown around, but he doesn’t guarantee a post-season berth by any means.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SSS of course..
But, he’s like 0-his last 30 with RISP. Hasn’t gotten a hit with RISP since beginning of May
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus, I am pretty sure he does not like hitting in ATT
What are Werth’s stats at the phone book? (sss, I know)
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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the phone book?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Meh
Still not sure if the rental would be worth it. Would need to know what it would take. Maybe a nice package with Ishi as the center piece. I could live with that.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Obviously it’s pretty fluky but it is still 0-30
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
yep
and this is why I’m against any big midseason move, barring to replace someone lost to injury.
there is hardly ever enough value gained to justify the move. 62 games left? 3 WAR over the replacement to gain a win?
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Haha
joecapMARLINS
Cogs hurt left knee in pie celebration Sunday. Team will ban pie celebtrstons now #marlins
Also, Hanley might lead off tomorrow.
They could be Giants...but not really.
Fuck that team
How could anyone ban pie. Bastards.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Ugh.
This game sucked, but I guess, at least, Buster’s hitting streak is at 19 games.
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Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions
buster probably agrees
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BUSTERS FAULT
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
To do list
Acquire Guillen for some jobber minor leaguer
Call up Belt: our new Morneau-type hitter
Bring in some strike-throwing relievers
Boom, NL West crown
BOOM SHAKALAKA!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions
What the team could probably use . . .
. . . is a SS batting .300 with a .365 OBP and at least average defense.
And it is certainly well known around baseball insiders that no good player has ever struck out to end a game that a hit would have won. Not. One. Ever.
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Renteria did what practically every Giants hitter in a 3-2 count did tonight, swing at whatever was coming on that next pitch.
Still, Renteria is quickly moving out from under the umbrella of his many defenders, that much is clear. You can juke the stats as much as you want, eventually, his torrid start will be far enough in the rear view that all we’ll have is what’s left.
by Every6thDay on Jul 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
again, he went 5 for 15 with 5 walks on the road trip that just ended
he also scored 4 runs and drove in 4 runs
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
he just looks bad a lot
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/26/1589623/another-time-another-thread#42991313
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Well, lessee . . .
OPS by month:
April .773
May .727
June .854
July .630
Yep, fall-off in July. Big jump up in June is, of course meaningless, because, um, uh, I guess because we don’t look at big jumps unless they’re down. Thus the jump down in July is really, really meaningful, whereas the jump up in June is totally meaningless. (And that the June/July average is almost exactly the April/May average is, um, ah, even more meaningless, yes, that’s it, even more!)
Very, very scientific, yes, yes.
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He played in 9 games in June.
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Well . . .
. . . his OPS for the entire season is .742. Coming into today, over the last 14 days it was .927. That’s a collapse?
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I never said he was in a collapse
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True.
You did not. I’m sorry if it seemed I was saying you did. I tend to reply to cascading threads at the most recent juncture point. Someone upthread had said things about his early season results being a false dazzle that was blinding people to his true rank awfulness, an awfulness I have yet been unable to discover. All he does is field league average or better and hit in the top echelon of shortstops (the actual lists are posted somewhere elsethread).
Given my druthers, yes, I’d rather have Furcal or Ramirez or a couple of others; but all in all, the team is doing quite well to have him. But around here, he’s in a box: if he does well one day, it’s despite his “obvious” awfulness, while if he does poorly it’s because of his “obvious” awfulness.
That his cumulative performance through the season to date (and his career to date excluding the two injury-plagued seasons) is really quite good—and pretty consistent—is just totally ignored.
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lol
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Plate appearances by month:
April/March — 84
May — 12
June — 36
July — 59 (so far)
by Every6thDay on Jul 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you being serious?
32 at bats in June.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Arguable soft BA aside, it’s not really that Rents is that god-awful. He’s probably no worse than mediocre. Possibly even good when you consider age, other shortstops, etc etc etc.
It’s what when he’s bad, he’s really bad. So bad my sphincter tightens when I watch. He’s right down there with Panda for hacking at slop, and none of Panda’s power or expectation to return to form. He provokes this gut reaction of absolute bile from a lot of fans because you can see the spectacular failure coming, like the lamplights of a train in a tunnel, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
I’d still argue that the Giants could upgrade at SS, specifically with an eye towards contention next year as well. But as it stands, there are definitely bigger holes in the offense. Just very few that have such terrible, disgusting crap at the very bottom.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Look, he struck out tonight.
I don’t think tonight alone is the smoking gun many people have been looking for… I don’t think there is a smoking gun. This is a gradual decline, the long goodbye for baseball players. And we can still smell the corpse from last year’s team.
by Every6thDay on Jul 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
An interesting look . . .
. . . at all shortstops (both leagues) with at least 150 plate appearances in 2010, based on offense only, and looking at 2010 results only (no park adjustments, but they don’t matter much here). Draw your own conclusions.
Better than Renteria
Furcal, Rafael.
Tulowitzki, Troy
Ramirez, Hanley
Castro, Starlin
Brignac, Reid
Virtually identical to Renteria
Rollins, Jimmy
Gonzalez, Alex
Worse than Renteria
Lopez, Felipe
Jeter, Derek
Drew, Stephen
Donald, Jason
Aybar, Erick
Reyes, Jose
Ramirez, Alexei
Pennington, Cliff
Guzman, Cristian
Scutaro, Marco
Santiago, Ramon
Aviles, Mike
Andrus, Elvis
Vizquel, Omar
Cabrera, Asdrubal
Wilson, Josh
Bartlett, Jason
Cedeno, Ronny
Escobar, Alcides
Desmond, Ian
Theriot, Ryan
Hardy, J.J
Betancourt, Yuniesky
Escobar, Yunel
Lugo, Julio
Cabrera, Orlando
Valdez, Wilson
Crosby, Bobby
Izturis, Cesar
Wilson, Jack
Cabrera, Everth
Tejada, Ruben
Cora, Alex
Ryan, Brendan
Manzella, Tommy
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What offensive numbers?
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well there's this
http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=ss&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=150&type=1&season=2010&month=0
The list of players better is essentially the same (if you define “better” as wOBA >= 105% Edgar’s wOBA, reasonable definition imo), but the list of virtually identical (wOBA 95%-105% Edgar’s) expands considerably
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Ok thanks
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The TOP.
But for those unhappy with measures they are not already familiar with, apply pretty much any total-value offense metric; the results should be very much the same.
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Buster Posey?
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Selma, I think
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
ZOMG NO WAI
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
(IDK if that was sarchasm or not, but, heh, I’ve been hearing it all day. :P)
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It was sarchasm. (I like how I just now got confused because my spell check told me “sarchasm” isn’t a word.)
Buser Posey: He knows the rules!
Haha, okay. I was just making sure so I didn’t come off as an ass or whatever.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
hence why i like him even more! HA
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I just assume everyone should already know this lol
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Who all is Fresno tied on MCC btw?
I know there’s me, Piki, Chop, scout? and then….???
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
only reason why i'm Fresno tied is my mom is alumni and i got tons of family there
plus all i do is rep fresno state stuff
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Don't try and back out now! lol
But yeah, I know you don’t live here
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, even in my NCAA Football 11 game, doin a dynasty with Fresno State
GO BULLDOGS
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oh, and something else? Guess what kind of dog we have....
best decision we could have made as a family
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Haha that is awesome...
I’m a little ashamed of my dogs in this regard
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, english bulldogs>every other dog
i know that’s debatable though, i’m sure your dogs are awesome
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they actually are
They cheer at giants winz…shoulda heard them after the win over the dodgers on Tuesday lol
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Awwww, they're really cute!
american bulldogs aren’t too bad either
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I want a French Bulldog.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
But... what about the fresno st. mascot?
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Basset hounds FTW
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Fred Basset?
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I just ordered my copy through ebay
Is it the best!!!??? lol
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, it's pretty fun
i’m loving the recruiting and shit like that, plus the game play is sweet, it’s pretty spot on
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Awesome
Small annoyance on every game before…does Bulldog stadium still have the soccer goals behind the end zone for no reason? lol
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
let me check… nope, they dont got em, and i had no idea they had a bulldog in a suit during every game
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In a suit?!
I wasn’t even aware of this…I know they had Timeout all fucked up and introduced the actual Bulldog, Victor E. lol, but never seen him in a suit
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
yep! in a suit!
But they can’t actually put the real dog into the video game, but i do know that Fresno St. does the same thing Georgia does during game day
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We pretty much jock everyone
Tennesse, Wisconsin, Georgia…I’d like if we had some of our own tradition. Do u have it on 360?
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, on 360, but those schools definitely have some tradition over Fresno state, i dont see one from Fresno at all… I’m a michigan fan at heart too, also a WVU fan… kinda lost respect for Michigan lately with Rich Rod and that situation…
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I’ll have to hit u up for a game on live…if ever get money for it lol. Yeah, idk whats even up with Michigan. I used to rag on my cousin, but now its just kinda sad
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
aight, my gamertag is guutbaby
yea, i’ve been a fan for almost 15 years, and it’s just been sad. So i know exactly what’s going on with your cousin too… but i almost went to that Cincy Fresno state game last year
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Cool, I'll send u a request once I get some activation
Ah man I hated that game…I’ll be going this year to the home one we get, but I doubt a better result
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, i hope so, i’m not sure if they’re top 25, but if Fresno state does well out of conference they stand a chance, because Boise isn’t in the WAC no more, are they?
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They're here for the remainder of this year.
And we play them in Boise. There’s talk of us adding Cal to the schedule to…although I just briefly heard that last week. Either way, we just keep finding ways to underachieve in conference
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Fresno state cant ever get over the hump, it’s fucking bad, and once Boise’s gone from the conference, no in conference game will be as good as Boise, Hawaii used to be a good game… but now? not so good
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yeah
Boise Leaving is depressing…We’re still stuck in the conference that we can’t win and they just came up into and tore through. Its bad times for football
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It definitely is, but, the players aren’t that bad, the coach is definitely pretty good, it’s just depressing that the conference will SUCK
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Thing is...
Hill seems like the symbol for our mediocrity…he’s good, but you wonder if this is as far he can take us, and if theres a better option
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Lloyd Carr was similar at michigan, we knew he was OK, but was there a better option elsewhere? and turned out we FUCKED UP. But Pat HIll is amazing at what he does, plus the Bulldogs have a good starter now, and plus Carr?
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Yeah I feel you on the Mich thing. Its more that the admin for Fresno fucks up alot too. And if we put money into football like boise does we could be better off
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
yep, it’s terrible how the admin is screwing up so badly especially to a fan base as loyal as theirs, where legitimately the stadium is packed for every game, the one thing i’ll always remember when i was a kid, was watching Fresno State games with the checkered endzones and my grandpa talking about how he knows Sweeney
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The good times are killin me…cuz they seem to be gone.
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 27, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
SO GONE!!!!!!
with basketball, football, baseball
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Me 2
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Its a 6 not a "?"
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HAha...I waznt sure on you
hence the ? lol
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Well yes.
In other news: only 94 today in Fresno! SMALL VICTORIES!
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Wow, I didn't even notice
I kinda thought golf didn’t feel that horrible today
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Supposed to be low 90s all week
LIVE IT UP, FRESNO!
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Sweet!
I’m wearing my Giants sweater All week straight!!!!!
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m technically 45 minutes north of Fresno, if that counts for anything. But I just moved to the SLO area.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Chop, you lost a lil respect from saying that you lived 45 mins north
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I went down to Fresno at least once a week, though.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
so you know fig garden village?
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Yeah. I’m not all that familiar with it, but I know it.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohhh ok, was just gonna ask if you’ve been to Hungry Bear cookies
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YES.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK. YES.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
oh my god, i don't think i've been to a better place for cookies
it’s bad too because they sell out easily
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Ugh, seriously. But, really. There’s nothing better.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
i totally agree! damn! i'm making myself hungry for
some hungry bear cookies… plus the girls that work there were always attractive!! haha, not appealing to you chop i know
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LOLOL. Surprisingly, I don’t, like, eye roll whenever I hear guys talk about attractive chicks. IDK. I grew up hanging out with guys.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, well, fresno didn't really have many attractive
women, but i think mom wanted me to actually get to talk or hang out with some of the girls there since they were mostly armenian…
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Haha, yeah. Fresno doesn’t really have that many attractive people, period. But, hey, if you can, you should. Not saying you should cheat on your gf or anything, though.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHA!
it was funny, i went to all these Armenian things there, and not one time did i find an armenian girl attractive, it was their personality, it was very kim kardashian like
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Hahaha.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
But now i’m with a girl who’s Irish! good thing is? she can drink! Bad thing is? she can’t drink much… actually that might be a good thing
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good for your pocketbook at least
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
unless she's like my old roommate
who couldn’t drink much but did anyways.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
more like
drinking to get totally fucking wasted.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
mine wont do that much, only on occasion
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well that's good
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
yep! she kinda sometimes
or all the time or most of the time takes care of my drunk ass
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until she get's pregnant
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
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Yeah, I’m thinking that might be a good thing.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
a cool village near bullard
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My bad
Dickish chasm…But I do enjoyz it there for some cold stone and various restaurants
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I ruined my one time there
Ordered like a half pound of ground beef instead of something good. I’d like to return. Chipotle wasn’t bad either
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
i've done that many times before, going to places to get a burger
it’s the simplest thing ever, unless the place is famous for their burgers
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The burger place there is pretty awesome.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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they just put a place in there?
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I cannot remember what it is called
Ima try to find it.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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BINGO
Place is pretty damn good.
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damn, i've never been there, must be somewhat new
i haven’t been to fig garden in over 3 years? i’ll be down there in less than a month tho
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Lunch time is nuts there
but if you get the chance, check it out. Still not as good as the Dog House Grill’s burgers, but good nonetheless.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DOG HOUSE GRILL!!!! didn’t there used to be a brewery in Fresno called Bulldog brewery? i might be making that up… but i’ll give it a shot!
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No you are right
It was on Shaw just east of Fig Garden. Its not there anymore but a new brewery replaced it.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yea, they shut it done, and oh shit, there’s a new one? any idea when that came in?
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Since before I moved back in January.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
you like being back there at all?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah
I am enjoying it. I love my new job. Miss some of the people from up north. but still enjoying it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yea, that's gotta be tough
but the job makes it worthwhile, plus friends, right?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah
My new coworkers are really awesome. Plus its terrific to see my college buddies again.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
where did you move?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
From Tracy to Fresno
My life is not very exciting. High school in Tracy, College in Fresno, first job in Tracy, then moved back to Fresno for job.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
soooo, it almost makes sense you'll
be right back in Tracy sometime soon
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Quite possible.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
after being here in Aptos for like 3 days
i question how it’s even possible to actually move away from the Bay
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
a job helps.
My choice when moving back to Fresno was:
Unemployment or Fresno.
Probably one of the few times Fresno is the hands down correct choice.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That's not hard to choose
and great point, i’ll definitely go where the money is
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
that’s 50% of the reason I’m in Sacramento
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
well, put it this way, i would not be pissed off for one second if i had to live out in the midwest, like Columbus, why? i have friends there, in my opinion if you know someone there or a group of people then you’ll have fun and it wont be terrible
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
wisdom of the pika
not a fallacy
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Memories of Tracy: weird smells
Memories of Fresno: weird smells, more raisiny than cow poop. And running.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Running? running in like 110 degree heat?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
naw
it was the cross country regionals. It was Thanksgiving weekend
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
That's What She Said
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Oh my.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Doghouse
My brother works there. The only reason I visit Fresno.
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
not bad
They’ve got a few decent selections – Firestone DBA, Sierra Nevada, a seasonal Sammy I think
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
by calpolynate on Jul 27, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That sounds like a major upgrade of a move
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh, yeah. It’s certainly nicer, but I do miss being close to the Grizzlies. And I hate being in Dodgers territory.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahh, ya...gross indeed
But that whole area with Morro Bay and Cuyocos (sp) are some of my favs
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Morro Bay is fucking gorgeous.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
what about Jason Bay?
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
He looks like Grant.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Ehh.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Michael Bay?
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Pearl Harbor is my favorite movie. I especially enjoy the part where the ship blows up.
It goes my oh my, we chokin' on borrowed time
Oh.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to camp over there every year when I was younger. I miss it
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I lived in Cayucos for 2 years
it was nice
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Must have been
I used to stay in a rental house with my family on occasion over there, it was simply amazing
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
it's nice
the only bad part of town is when you live on the far south end, black out on haloween and get dropped off on the far north end, and have to walk the length of the town down 1.
Not like that happened to me or anything
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
LOL
Nice…good thing its a small town huh. Still a decent walk
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
I made it home at 5 AM. I had work at 9. I made it. The hostess, who was also out in slo that night, did not. I sold her down the river.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
not hawt enough
to make up for the fact that I now had to do her job as well, completely hungover.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
sounds about right
There should have at least been some courtesy domeage if she wanted to amend for it
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
where in the SLO area, btw?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
No idea yet, honestly. We haven’t found a permanent place to live.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
ah
I’d suggest AG. Not that expensive, nice town, pretty close to everything, unless you’re working in MB/Cayucos
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I’ll keep that in mind.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Played a game at Reedley JC when in college. I don’t remember too much about the area though.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
FRESNO STATE!
That was my outburst earlier.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I first saw her in from dusk till dawn. The scene where she poured tequila down her legs scarred me for life. I was not prepared.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
so, can we trade for Hanley Ramirez yet?
I’d give a lot. who’s with me? whose turn is it to store the hypnotoad for emergency Sabean control?
if we have a second hypnotoad
use it on Atlanta for Jason Heyward
yeah, there’s a taint on Ramirez; I don’t think we have the stomach for finding out if it’s true or not
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
So hostile
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Lol seriously?
Have you read any of your posts?
by giants92388 on Jul 26, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
yep! And to me, i’m the smartest person here
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’d rank it:
1. hokeysmokey
2. pika
3. Grant
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
i can't read my own posts by the way
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
well, it has become a popular mccoven meme as of late
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s viewed as being the bay area’s #1 sports talk radio host except he doesn’t have a clue about sports or even talk about them for that matter.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
and he acts like he’d much rather be doing something else, which I wish he was.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Here is why it is bad to respond to one bad game:
How bout:
Chone Figgins
Torres
Buster
Huff
Uribe
Panda
Ishi
Mole
pitcher
and
I’d rather have Scott Podsednik. Him and Torres would be a hell of a 1-2 with Huff, Posey, and Uribe behind them.
The part that scares me is Brian Sabean may agree. This is why I want the Giants to stay put. FREE JOHN BOWKER!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah life is good when you play Milwaukee, Washington, DBacks, etc.
by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
All of those teams have dangerous lineups.
Most trades will involve getting rid of pitching our teams greatest strength. I am just not sure there is any player that will be worth the loss in pitching stability.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
well I agree with not trading any of our major league starting 5
by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
i don't understand the podsednik hate
i think he would be cheap to get, his contract is reasonable, and he’s an upgrade over nate or rowand and we can shift a bat like edgar’s that should not be in the 2-hole.
i understand it if the fear is that sabean will overpay though. assuming a reasonable return i don’t think its the end of the world.
He’s not that much better than Nate or Rowand, as he’s a fairly poor fielder who is mostly limited to LF.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
But he IS better. If he’s had for cheap, you could play with a lineup like this:
Torres/Podsednik LF/CF
Podsednik/Torres CF/LF
Huff RF
Posey C
Uribe SS
Sandoval 3B
Ishikawa 1B
Sanchez 2B
P
Keeps Rowand and Renteria on the bench, as well as moves Burrell there, which gives the Giants a legitimate power threat to be used as a pinch hitter.
Considering the other names being thrown out there, I don’t think this is unreasonable.
It goes my oh my, we chokin' on borrowed time
Scott Podsednik
He’s not the worst possible move the Giants could make at the trade deadline!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
He is having one alright year.
He is basically Nate without the arm.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And Nate without the arm is not a very good player
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Then, Ka’aihue had a great spring training this year (.347/.448/.673 with four homers) and was sent back down. He crushed the ball in Omaha and finally got a callup — at which point he was given all of four major league at-bats before getting sent back down again. Four at-bats. He is now hitting .304/.459/.570 in Omaha.
The Royals will tell you that they simply don’t have a spot in the lineup for him — Billy Butler already plays first base and the Royals are paying Jose Guillen a lot of money to be the team’s DH. But my point here is not the Royals’ roster management, but their judgment. My point here is that the Royals simply do not value Ka’aihue’s talent for getting on base, certainly not enough to find out what they have. They see those walks as more of a negative than a positive. They do not value his talents.
You know whose talents the Royals value? Scott Podsednik’s. He has been their left fielder and leadoff hitter all year. HIS OPS+ is 98, making him one of only two American League left fielders with a sub-100 OPS+. He has been caught stealing 11 times. He has only three homers all year and he has struck out almost twice as often as he has walked (54 strikeouts, 29 walks). His UZR and the John Dewan plus/minus both suggest that he has been well below average defensively in left.
http://joeposnanski.si.com/2010/07/19/diary-of-a-losing-team-batting-champs/
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
CHECKMATE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I agree with scout6, but can also counter with:
Here’s why it’s good to respond to one bad game:
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
if by a long time you mean 12 hours
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Eh, not really
He’s gonna have to keep up a solid performance the rest of the season if he wants his haters to shut it.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
yeah
I was watching in a bar and was trying to figure out if Torres could have got to that double.
by Into the Void on Jul 26, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm continually thankful for the defensive wizardry of Andres Torres
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
The fact that rowand plays center while torres sits in left or right is criminal. It’s also a clear sign that bork thinks rowand is gold glove center fielder and one of the best defenders in the game and a better defender than torres. I hope that’s not the case and bochy is just afraid of rowand playing left field but that’s highly unlikely.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaron Rowand has a Gold Glove, therefore Aaron Rowand is a Gold Glover.
Ipso facto!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
vizquel has 13 of them
ergo, hall of fame
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
and with Cano's hot hitting first half
He locks up the gold glove for 2B
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Rowand is the CF because he is the CF
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Or fred lewis
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s just all agree that Renteria is OK, not bad not good, cant we all just be friends?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He is OK, he should start for the Indians or the Astros or something. And bat 2nd with them
by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
see now you're just being mean to the Indians and the city of Cleveland
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
No, although its not one of my favorite cities
by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
k, almost read that as "its one of my favorite cities" i woulda had to question
everything about my life
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
well its obviously not good enough for the “King” Lebron James
by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you Piki!
Your rational post is too soon!
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey said that he and fellow rookie call-up Madison Bumgarner don’t feel like interlopers on this team.
“It doesn’t feel any different than at any other level,” Posey said. “The guys have been great. Some of the rookie stuff here and there. But for the most part, I think I can speak for him, too, we feel part of the team.”
They could be Giants...but not really.
I wonder if Posey refused to carry Molina’s pads
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
both guys will probably have to do the dressup rookie hazing again this year.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 26, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
they already did
last year. MadBum was a ketchup bottle, Posey was the St. Pauli Girl (and he was totally frickin’ hot – ngl, as a female, i felt a little insecure, he was hella pretty.)
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Jul 27, 2010 4:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Letting Pablo leave = mistake
Q. Did somebody die?
A. No.
R. Then be here to do your freaking job.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
dude's got a life to take care of too
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
and there’s a kid involved, i think
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 26, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes, there are bigger things in life than baseball.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
i can’t “this” enough
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yeah I am just going to ignore you.
Ass.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
very classy
wonder how many fake sick days this punks taken this year
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
No.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 26, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
8 fifteen-year-olds just told you that you know nothing about life or working for a living and then called you nasty names. That almost make the original post rec worthy.
Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 26, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m 33 :(
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Didn’t notice you wrote anything.
Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 26, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
technically I stared at the monitor
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
You wrote it the same way you undress me: with your eyes.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Everyone else wrote it with their hands. What does that mean?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
You know what that means.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I choose to pretend that I don’t.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions
oh sick burn dude
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
37 bitches
older than everyone but Lars’ propellering penis
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Thirty-seven?!
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2010 6:00 AM PDT up reply actions
In a row?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions
He' 37
he’s not old.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He could call him Dennis.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He didn't know he was called Dennis
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Well, he didn't bother to ask, now did he?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL young
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, you’re kind of a dick.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
IM 17 ASSHOLE GET IT RIGHT
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
One more thing about Renteria
Does it seem like he is trying to guess the next pitch vs see it? I think some days his bat speed is so slow if he doesn’t start swinging during the windup there is no way he’ll catch up to a fastball.
No one here gets out alive.
He's ALWAYS been that kind of hitter
and yet has hacked out more career hits at age 33 than Willie McCovey had at 43
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Career OPS
Edgar Renteria .742
Willie McCovey .889
And like you said. McCovey played till he was 43.
No one here gets out alive.
irrelevant
it’s about ACTUAL REALIZED HITS not a phantom comparison of non-overlapping careers
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Irrelevant
McCovey had 4,219 total bases.
Renteria has 3,110.
Rent has a long way to go.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
TROLL
as everyone knows, the Giants established a longstanding tradition of not knowing what they had with their treatment of McCovey.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I would have voted for both of Rent's last two at-bats as some of the ugliest this year.
Struck out twice with RISP.
Why is the ninth inning the only one getting the glory? If he’d done it right the first time we may not have had to bat in the ninth.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Wreck'dddddd
Hard to believe he hit a walk off Baltimore chop 23 years ago now that’s what I call longevity!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 26, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
He hit walkoff baltimore chop 23 years ago?
She wasn’t even alive!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
edgAARP ain’t havin that
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 26, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't even know how to respond to this.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Buy a gun.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This might be the most sensible thing to do.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.omgsoysauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/asian-girl-boxing-gif.gif
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
HA!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I really need to make a
“Who else but jctGamer?” poster thing.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
o_O
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Tsurugi = gone to?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Nah, went to this shopping center place on Madonna.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s silly.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Eh, I’ll talk my parents into going to Tsurugi tomorrow. Either that or the Blues game.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
ORDER
Tuna Tataki = Ordered!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Hah, I’m the only person in my immediate family who doesn’t eat sushi outside of California rolls. :P
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to be like you
then I saw the light. Life is so much better now.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Yeah, my brother’s been trying to get me to at least try sashimi or something, but idk. It just doesn’t seem like something I’ll enjoy.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
just look at the ingredients
pick out something that looks full of deliciousness, and order
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Alright, then.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
YOU SAID THEY LOVED SUSHI
Well then just get the Kobe beef, Christ!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
They eat sushi! I don’t!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
All your prevaricating is getting me a little antsy!
I misread. They have Sukiyaki type stuff if you’re more into that. The menu is endless and amazing.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL.
Hm. That sounds pretty good, actually. I’ll definitely have to try this place out before I go to school.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
also
Firestone – best burger I’ve ever had
High Street Deli – Great sangwiches
Giant Grinder shop – also great sangwiches
Morro Bay – more great seafood than you can shake your fist at
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
High Street Deli is awesome.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
only bad thing
don’t go there if you need to be somewhere else soon
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Never did. My experience there was very European. Order a sandwich and beer, sit out in the amazing weather while enjoying my beer and awaiting my sandwich.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
yup
that’s the way to do it
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I’m gonna have to make a list now, lol.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
wait
you are AZN?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Yes.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD, WAIT WHAT!!!!?!!?!?!?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Were you here when I first mentioned I was Asian?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
maybe? i probably don't remember
but wow… took me about like 15 years to actually try chinese food, LOVED IT!!!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Haha, okay. But, yeah, I’m Asian. And, dude, Chinese food is the shit.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
it definitely is!
nothing better than getting it here in they bay Area
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Getting it in Taiwan!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
agreed
I just wish that they would not think that just cause I’m the white devil that they shouldn’t give me the good shit.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
YEA!!! hey, i got some color on me!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
All internet gurlz
are belong to us
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
AZNS ARE TAKIN OVER TEH INTERNETZ!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Pika was definitely in the thread where we were speaking Tagalog, insofar as I am capable of that.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
yea, that was the Milwaukee series
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Puede ka ba magsalita madulas Tagalog, though?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
/eats duck abortion
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Oh, ew. Balut is fucking disgusting.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh god….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Ha, Google translate tells me that means “Can you speak Tagalog slippery, though?”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL, what even.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
(BTW)
I knew this.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
LOL, I fell into the sarchasm.
But, seriously, though. I constantly get asked how I don’t like sushi even though I’m azn.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t understand how anybody could not like Sushi.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I’m in the same camp, but it clearly happens.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Eh. I grew up in a Hispanic culture, so I gravitated more toward that than my Asian heritage.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
/SUSPECTS THE TACO TRUCK
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TACO TRUCKS ARE THE SHIT, MAN.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Ramon’s truck on the border of Madera…. AWESOME.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Hah, I’ve never been to a taco truck in Madera.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Ramon’s direct before 145…. That man is a genius.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I gotta get a taco there, then.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Hispanic culture
in Fresno, you say?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
North of Fresno.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
UNHEARD OF
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
INCONCEIVABLE
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
It's pretty easy
I prefer it when the animals I eat are cooked.
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
you're missing out
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
but I've had it before
And I don’t like it. I am white, give me some cheese please.
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
hey
that’s just more for me.
thank you. you keep the cost of things like bluefin tuna, uni, and likely even oysters, eaten raw by whitey without Japanese influence, to a minimum.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Oystersnomnomnom
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
heh
I have been in groups, each of which was no larger than 3 people, where we have finished off the available oysters in the kitchen.
one of which had ‘oyster bar’ in the name of the restaurant.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I don’t think it’s so much of a case of me being white anyway, more of just the fact that I’m a bit of a picky eater.
Onions = death (or at least vomit)
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
oh wow
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
All onions?
Or even light onions, say on a nice turkey sandwich?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Green onions well-cooked
Are okay. In general, food is much, much better if no onions are involved.
Or at least….make it a minor ingredient and nuke the hell out of it.
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
oh wow.
I would eat onions like apples if it was socially acceptable.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
That is socially unacceptable for very good reason.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Says you!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions
And everyone else in society, discounting ogres.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I tried that once on a shallot (I was really, really bored), and I had the taste in my mouth for 5+ hours.
Big mistake.
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions
The good taste!
Or I guess not, from your experience
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Fish that can’t be consumed as close to raw as possible is wrong.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s weird.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
/suspects the mail man.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
but
you are all the same.
black hair, like rice.
Just like how us whiteys all love whatever hitler loved
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Eva Braun
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
awesome
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I went to a white friend's house
he puts soysauce in the fridge. I slapped him.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
good
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
/propeller
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What the fuck.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I put soy sauce in my food.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
wait, really?
where should it go?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
not in the fridge?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
hold the phone
you are saying that a condiment known for 1000s of years before refrigeration, doesn’t need to be refrigerated?
/mind blown
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
ikr
crazy
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Anywhere but the fridge.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Sushi is delicious.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
duh
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
the eff
I lived there for 3 years never heard of that place. HOW!?!?!?!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Clearly you and Swanson have a blood feud.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
haha
I think I saw him like 3 times total when I was down there
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Decided not to click.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You don’t want to.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not the worst thing that has been posted on this site.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
(Did I get your sex wrong?)
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
No, I am a chick. I just didn’t expect that comment, lol.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Someone had to say it!
I also just realized what your username means.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
LOL.
I’m surprised some people actually know what it means, tbh.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I knew both parts
It just took me until now to put them together
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
The baltimore chop was interesting to me when I saw Ken Burns' Baseball documentary
It kind of died off pretty quickly though.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Yeah, it did. But I do act like a total fangirl whenever I see a successful baltimore chop nowadays.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I like the chop, the suicide squeeze, and the inside-the-park home run
Oh, and the drag bunt that works.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I love seeing inside-the-parkers. And the suicide squeeze is hella fun to see when executed properly.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions
And stealing home, as long as it's not against the Giants
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Agreed.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Benny “the Jet” Rodriguez!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey, fuck that guy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s a great movie if you just turn it off a few minutes early.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions
oh man
Omar’s straight steal in ’08 was a thing of beauty.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I kinda want to see Andres do that one day.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
The mood is too depressing here
To cheer you up…

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Obvious lies about the defense.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
These charts make me want to break something.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Whoa there
Let’s be calm, sir
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
URGE TO KILL RISING
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
why?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
NEEDS MOAR POWR
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Watching Daybreakers. Will it be more entertaining than the Giants?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Ethan Hawke has no reflection.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I assume most transparent actors have that problem.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think they hit all the major points in the first five minutes. No reflections. Burn in sunlight. Have fangs. Connected to bats.
The only thing missing is the crucifix.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not counting garlic because it’s been out of the popular depiction for years.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
Who started that up?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I'm not sure I understand the question, but....
You really never see the “garlic hurts vampires” thing anymore, and you haven’t for a while. Sunlight: check (even though Dracula himself could go out in the sun unharmed – this would have been a point in Stephanie Meyers’s favor if she hadn’t gone with sparkles). Wooden stakes: check (just noticed I missed that in the above list). Bats: check. Christian symbols: check. Mirrors: check.
But I guess garlic is too goofy or something.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I mean, which authors started to not include the garlic
Or was it just kind of everyone after a while?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Oh, I’m not really sure. It’s just something I’ve noticed seems to have fallen out of favor. I think that so much of the vampire today has to do with “reimagining” it somehow (one thing that makes me so sad about vampires today), and people are always trying to figure out what to include and what to ignore – the garlic thing is probably the first to go every time.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I see
I kind of dislike “reimagining” past creatures like vampires and werewolves, but all those teens go gaga for them, so it’s whatever I guess.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
meh
there isn’t much consistency with vampire abilities throughout history either, this picking bits and pieces thing is nothing new. Though Stephanie Meyer can take her pseudo vampires and gtfo.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Yeah, but today creating your vampire really seems to be the point of the story all too often. That seems more recent to me. I could be wrong. I’m not really an expert. Just an interested party.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions
go back to Civ
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I’m going to Civ pretty much all tomorrow and Wednesday.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
the game?
OMG, there’s a CIV 5 coming out just before my birthday.
wish I had the spare time of youth
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Heck yes the game.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
NERD
I just put Civ 4 on the new computer. Was thinking that I might jump into a good civ weekend session.
although, that’s really more of a winter thing.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
/remembers civ 1
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I think I recently uninstalled Civ 4
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 27, 2010 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions
i couldn’t get through it even though i was stuck in an airline seat for 9 hours.
No one here gets out alive.
SAM NEILL
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
OH GOD VAMPIRE MONKEYS = ANIMAL TESTING
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good, projective vomit.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, exploding head.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, that car really exploded for some reason.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I just watched an episode of The Prisoner
I AM NOT A NUMBER. I’M A MAN.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
tangent
Didn’t somebody try to start an Iron Maiden sing-along going earlier in the thread? From the same album:
NOT A PRISONER.
I’M A FREE MAN.
AND MY BLOOD IS MY OOOOOWWWWNN NOW
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I’m pretty sure that’s Sam Neill’s daughter.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Why even drive around at night? You stupid humans deserve whatever is happening to you now.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh good, biterape.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
It was stupid.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
this doesn't answer the question
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Yeah. :(
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
wanna know a movie that isn't?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Avatar?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
umm... i donno bout that one... D:
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
TRUF
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I don’t understand the fuck out of this cure.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
That movie really didn’t make much sense.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Now, the only question is whether to “hated it” or “didn’t like it” on Netflix.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions
OT
should I buy SC2 tomorrow?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Heard it’s a little lame. I think from Bircher?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
yeah he had the beta
but the beta had no singleplayer. I guess i should wait for reviews to see how the campaign is first
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Blizzard RTS have always had good single player. If that’s all you want it for, then I’d say go for it.
My main gripe is that they took out so much depth from the multiplayer. Workers automatically split, melee units auto-surround, and control groups are enormous now.
/nerdrant
It goes my oh my, we chokin' on borrowed time
I'm really glad they did that stuff
I’m absolutely terrible at micro
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Yeah, those actually sound like improvements. Particularly since I don’t have a mouse.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
good god man
buy one, they’re like $10
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I really should.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
They are for the more casual (for lack of a better word) players, but the most defining aspect of SC multiplayer was how much your actions per minute could influence you.
I’m no Korean progamer, but I was C+/C on ICCUP so I could hold my own against some pretty decent players.
I was like rank 1 or 2 in my Platinum division on SC2 beta also, but that’s not really that impressive since alot of people on there were flat out retarded, and if you played Zerg you could pretty much beat 90% of the people with a 5 pool.
fuck i am such a nerd
It goes my oh my, we chokin' on borrowed time
You’ll get laid one day.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
yeah
and thanks to their new matching system, hopefully i’ll never have to play you
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I’m not buying it.
The only game I play now is HoN, but that’s only sporadically.
It goes my oh my, we chokin' on borrowed time
to me
it’s like fighting games, if you get paired with someone who plays WAY more than you, it’s no fun at all.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Yeah, that’s true. I guess the best way I can put it is that if you liked Warcraft 3 more than Starcraft, you’ll probably love Starcraft 2.
If there’s a DotA map for Starcraft 2 I may have to reconsider my choice of not buying it though. The map editor is incredible.
It goes my oh my, we chokin' on borrowed time
def. like WC3 more
except i wasn’t the hugest fan of the heroes
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
this is why
I always liked turn based vs. real time.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I like both
the Total War games are awesome IMO
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I'm too distractable
I want it all state-ful.
Like baseball.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
you can eschew the RTS component of the TW games if you want
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Turned-based > RTS
/thinks deeply
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
+1, I just can’t wrap my mind around it all while clicking all over the place, my brain wants a break.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 27, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions
5 pool?
What I never understood was why people didn’t do 7 pool. Because when you put down the pool, you’re down to 6 and still have your 3 larva. Although I guess the lings don’t come out as quickly.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
You could probably improve your micro faster than you can your macro
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I have the same complaints
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
A few years too late for Soul Caliber 2 but I still think its a great game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
will South Korea be able to survive another Starcraft?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Many blinded, many more dead.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don't think Koreans are going to take it very well
Especially since Blizzard’s been trying to fuck with KeSPA for a while.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I'd suggest you wait and play your friend(s) version first
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I played some beta
it was alright, but multiplayer isn’t really my thing unless i’m playing with friends
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I like the single-player mode because it helps my micro, and the campaign story is at least a little bit interesting
But I enjoy playing it with friends the most because they introduced me to the game and helped me through it.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
OT to the OT
more games need co-op modes
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Fasho!
Call of Duty definitely needs one.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
IMO
there’s no excuse for a modern FPS not to have one
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Yes
And more games need to allow you to play co-op on one console, not just through the Internet
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
YES
there is no justifiable reason not to allow 4 players on one console ON FUCKING LEFT 4 DEAD 2
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
omg, that was just incredibly dumb
Especially since that game relies so heavily on teamwork
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
honestly
i know it cost them at least one customer (me). I would have played the shit out of that game, but it’s not worth it if i can’t play it as a party game
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Seriously. That was just stupid.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions
fucking dumbass
The Marlins’ Chris Coghlan became the latest casualty of an over-exuberant celebration, injuring his right knee while rushing to plant a shaving-cream pie in the face of Wes Helms after Sunday’s walk-off victory. This comes less than two months after Angels’ first baseman Kendry Morales suffered a season-ending injury jumping on the plate following his walk-off homer.
The Marlins did not reveal the cause of the injury until Monday, when Coghlan underwent an MRI exam in San Francisco. He has been diagnosed with a torn meniscus, and if he needs surgery, he’ll be out six-to-eight weeks. In the meantime, Coghlan was placed on the disabled list after Monday night’s game, and Logan Morrison has been recalled from the minors.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
/Gramattica'd
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
/rowand breaks face while celebrating walk off sac fly
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 26, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
He'll need knee surgery
Unless he’s gonna drag his knee around the outfield like he’s the kevin garnett of the MLB.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 26, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Wes Helms?
I thought only young players were supposed to get the shaving-cream pie
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 26, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
To me, this was the best part:
Team will ban pie celebrations now
They could be Giants...but not really.
Good idea
Are cake celebrations still allowed?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
the cake celebrations are a lie
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
cake>pie
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Cake has the best music, pie has nothing
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Surprising insight from a non-Sacramentan.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m a northern californian, i know my alt bands
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
or
what ever we call bands that sell X ‘records’ that aren’t the Justin Beiber of their time
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Dude, everything else, even Ke$ha >>>>>>>> Justin Beiber
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Ke$ha's ass is a square
it’s off putting.
I mean, set up some poor chick from the sticks who can half carry a tune as a sex symbol, fine.
Just, for good or ill, put a curve in that thing.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
haha, i need to check out her ass
haven’t paid much attention to it, since i’ve been amazed at how fucking crazy she looks everytime she does a show… Katy perry though? sexy
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
But Beiber Sellz Recordz!!!!
How iz he not the Best!!!???
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 27, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
and he's signed to Usher, i know right?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
being 15 and saying you're madly in love with Kim Kardashian
always helps too
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I must say...
The little bastard does get ass…for no good reason, but still
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 27, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
wait... he's 15 and gets it done?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
and
his haircut is even more retarded than yours
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
you don't know what my hair looks like!!!
or do you!!?!??!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Jailbate on Jailbate action…he’s livin it up, until he hits 18 and realizes his fan base doesn’t age
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 27, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
if he's gettin it done with chicks
at 15 yrs old, that shits illegal
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
negative good sir
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
naw it's about age differential
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
what if he's interested in Kardashian
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
then it'd be illegal for her
if they were doing the dirty.
Isn’t kardashian with reggie bush anyways?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
he can do it all he wants…and so can the chicks if they aren’t 18
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 27, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
And honestly
That shit happens ALL the time anyways
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 27, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
yea I've...wait...
Not going to incriminate myself
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 27, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
just messed up dude, so messed up
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
statute law is ridiculous
when Im 17 with a 17 and I turn 18…its wrong?? fuck that
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 27, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
It doesn’t work that way.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
depends on what state you're in
usually there’s an allowance for something like a 2 year age differential
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
now that would make a little more sense
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yea, i find that as being pretty fucked up, like if it’s your 18th birthday?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Just yank it yourself, for fuck’s sake.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
IKR?
you should be able to get a hummer from a 17 yr old on your birthday
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I find it fucked up in general
18-30 is bad but legal
17-20 not even bad, but prison…
I don’t agree with the law thats all
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 27, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
and OT
but I just put 2 and 2 together with your avatar and your name. Nice.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I've never read your name
except in Cartman’s voice
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
i’m sure some girl did
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
well... i got nothing more to say
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
hey man
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
best band from Sacramento
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I got to record in the same studio as them once. Not while they were there, unfortunately
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
what kind cake?
what kind pie?
this is like arguing about the difference between “joe power hitter” and “john on base guy”. We need specifics to know which is a better hitter.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
it wasn't Renteria's fault
It was my fault. Apparently, i brought the wrong people to the game tonight.
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
Wow.
Fucking knife fight broke out here tonight. I mean, it was a tough loss, but we’ve had tougher. What the hell?
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
no
it was comicon. and it was a pen. to the eye
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Oh, I heard about that. My friend said the stabber got jumped by like 15 nerds.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think I want to know what the hell that thread about Bieber is about.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:24 AM PDT reply actions
talking about how much he gets some
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
… … …
I don’t know how to respond to this.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
so yea... would you like a hungry bear cookie?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Uh. YES.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
it's his awesome haircut
Pika’s jealous
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
i think all the popular people have those types of hair cuts i guess
people that have seen a pic of me know i don’t have that hair style at all
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
sure
but I hear you are into Irish now, so your standards are low
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
nope, i'm not into Irish, screw that shit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
disclaimer
my grandmother’s name was Margaret Mary. My mother, Mary Margaret. She was the 3rd of 14.
I will make any Irish joke I want, thank you very much. :)
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
haha! i'm into armenian chicks!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
People need to just masturbate more is my solution.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Both the how and why of your solution.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
But thats the solution to everything..
no fair
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 27, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s totally fair
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I can't argue
Its also the solution to grieving giant losses…brb
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 27, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
The implications of that photo are pretty sick.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I should not have used the word photo.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
yes
that is one unfortunate arrow
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Oh my.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
well that explains everything about him
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 27, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Work tomorrow! Time for bed. It was fun.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Did you wait around to watch the conformation of the HR, or just the initial call?
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Dam
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 12:57 AM PDT reply actions
Did you forget the “n”?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
nit
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
THREE GORGES DOWN THE STRETCH, NERDS
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
nit
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
/reply failbear
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you forget the d?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
/double-secret reply failbeard
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Fangraphs article on Andres Torres
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:03 AM PDT reply actions
The "Or don't" should have been a link to like Google or something.
once again you disappoint me.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
IM NOT HERE TO PLEASE YOU
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
OR ARE YOU?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OR AM I?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
WHO ARE YOU HERE TO PLEASE?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
YOUR NAME IS PIKA
AND YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
1029 comments
I was here
I saw a f load of comments
I cried
I left
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
Come back!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
OK you talked me into it
When Pablo is back, I still they need to platoon Uribe and Renteria
Uribe playing against Lefties, and Renteria sitting against Righties
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
LOL
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions
didn't get to watch the game but I'm guessing Edgar's 0 for 5 wasn't acceptable?
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
The warnings just keep getting weirder and weirder
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
examples pls?
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
i dont think i can go into it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Huh… gross.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
How do you know if you’ve been warned?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I WANNA KNOW WHAT A WARNING LOOKS LIKE, BRO.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL, it was an amusing gif.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude, like, you know that Natto bro?
Like, fuck that guy.
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions
it didn’t work!
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions
how does it work? does one of you screen for comments or something?
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, if we see something disagreeable in the course of posting, we’ll send a warning. I certainly don’t read through every single post on this board.
nat is a bad mod for that too
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
but i'd get sick of myself too
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m guessing in my short time here I’ve never posted anything objectionable enough to merit a warning.
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions
lol goody good
A message appears on your screen when you try to p0st something.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s in line with my IRL rep.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions
You’re what?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions
My non-existent real life reputation.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh. That’s too bad.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I actually like having the rep as the goody two-shoes among my friends, tbh.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, good on you then.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Eh, they’d probably be surprised as to how much I fucking curse, though.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions
No one is perfect. Everyone has something.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s what makes them all so easy to blackmail.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Ban PikaGiant or your onion fetish hits the news, bud.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t do that if I were you. It would be a shame if something happened that caused the rest of the world to learn about your affinity for toes.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait, that’s actually my affinity.
I’m going to need some time to sort through which of things I can blackmail you with are and aren’t actually mine.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions
This time, baby, i’ll be bulletproof.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Its catchy
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions
THATS THE PROBLEM!!!!
i’m listening to it now! plus she’s a redhead!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Ew.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions
yea… that fucking song, oh and she’s british
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Strike 2
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions
oh, and she's better than Beiber
suck it graham!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I don’t like him.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Well then why was I told to suck it?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions
O ok
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea which song this is from.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I take it you don’t listen to the radio much?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Not unless it’s oldies radio.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Probably for the best. I get bored of oldies after a while though. I need something faster.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I listen to top 40 sometimes, but not a lot of it interests me.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. I would never call it good music, but it can be fun to listen to.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha, definitely.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions
kthx.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I curse and I should learn how to use FB for good, not evil. Eh, it’s better than the cocaine most people I know do.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Are those your only two options?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Cussings cheaper.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions
What do you exactly mean by cheaper…?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Well your average crack rock costs about $15, and cussing comes free with The Bill of Rights.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah, okay. But, I do have to pay for the internet, so the FB thing ain’t exactly free.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions
But this addiction is slightly healthier.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions
You’ve never seen my facebook, have you?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions
MacGyver?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Si. If you can, take a look at the friends list.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I can’t find it.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Huh. Weird. Go ahead and friend me if you want and look at it. But, meh, most of the things I do on FB are for the lulz.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions
That was a very sly way of asking me to be your friend. But I can’t find your profile.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL. Seriously? Huh. Did you try looking me up on Pika’s friends list?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you change it from MacGyver? Cause I don’t see it.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t. Maybe you should just try looking it up under “Gyver.”
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I did. No luck. You have your search settings locked?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Not that I know of.
Y’know what, I’ll just look for you and send you a message or something.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I can hardly wait.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Uh-huh. Sure.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions
That was fast.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m on FB too much, bro.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I notice that about half your friends are baseball players.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Eh, more like 1/3, but yeah. For the lulz.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. I tried to add Buster but he denied me.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha, he has one?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. I thinks its him. Whoever it was denied me, and I havent tried adding other players.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah, yeah. Usually, I just add them just being all, “lol let’s see what happens.” But that’s only if I’m hella bored.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:35 AM PDT up reply actions
This is true.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Just don't fucking cuss for the fucking sake of cussing.
I hate those fuckers.
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah, I don’t do that.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions
that’s good
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I use Facebook for posting pictures of crying babies.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s funny because it’s true!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, that’s something.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, I also use Facebook to post pictures of this:

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Style confused transsexuals?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Was that too mean?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions
If I was worried about people making fun of me, I wouldn’t post all the weirdest pictures of me.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Solid gameplan.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Indeed.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I got nuthin.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Can’t bash the stache.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Its nucking futz!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey!
That’s also a slight at my height!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s a diving helmet, or something. The other dude in the picture appeared to be a psycho. He put it on my head and said that everybody wears it backward. Then we took the picture and he said a bunch of other stuff that I really didn’t understand.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL farmer's tan.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions
IT’S THE LIGHTING PROBABLY
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Gabby loves ninong Garrett.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I was about to post something stereotypically female, but I stopped myself.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Aw man, now I want to know.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL, I was just gonna say “d’awww.”
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I warned Graham once and he thought he was banned.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Stop trying to cover it up. Everyone knows it was a conspiracy theory to get me banned, but something went wrong. I was strong. Very strong. Much stronger than you and Grant ever imagined. The banhammer simply crumbled atop my skull. You had to think fast, especially once I learned your real name. You came up with a idea that was just crazy enough to work. You ran to your computer, hurdling the laundry basket and crossing the basement in barely 3 steps. You changed my banning to a warning, then sat back and prayed. What you didn’t know, was that I was having a particularly good day, and was feeling rather merciful. You and Grant just assumed I never caught wind of the original plan, but if only you knew how wrong you were. How wrong you were, until tonight, that is.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow, you got Natto to warn you twice?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions
He was a little intimidated.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I kind of want to warn you with Assflame, but I really shouldn’t.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions
did you warn me with this one? i mean i got a good laugh out of it!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Good choice, he thought he was sly bout what he did, BUT SOMEONE WITNESSED IT!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’mma get you in a minute PiKA. Just fair warning.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Aw man, I should have gone with Whack_a_kitty.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions
there's still time... i shouldn't have said that
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
No, it’s too cute for human eyes.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions
DEAL WITH IT.
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions
i got a pretty funny one with a person an a skateboard
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Haha, nice.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Every time I think it’s not going to be funny, the gif starts over and that person does that little failhop and I’m lulzing again.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn it.
Every time there’s a subthread about warnings and a bunch of people get warned, I miss it. What does a guy have to do to get a warning around here?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
I am sure Howie to Jct could point you to a few useful tips.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Probably
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
Just ask Natto to warn you.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Done.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
How was the movie?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I saw you were here and was just about to post about it.
It’s really, really good. You should go see it.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
Good enough for me. Will do!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Woooo!
Take kdl.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
TOLD YOU LARS!!! IT WAS AWESOME!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
What movie did you go see?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Inception.
Lars thought he was going to dislike it because it’s so over-hyped. So when I mentioned I was going to see it yesterday, he said he would randomly trust my opinion on it. And it was really freaking awesome.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
Ah, I see. I keep thinking I’m gonna dislike it, too, but then I saw clips of it and now I hella want to see it.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
go see it
it’s really really good
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Hey, Netflix has Dragon Tattoo on Instant Watch. That’s convenient.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, good lord, it’s two and a half hours long.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
so... how you liking netflix?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Netflix is wonderful.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
worth it? because i dont have it yet, thinkin bout it though
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
hell yeah it's worth it
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
hell yeah it's worth it
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
stop copying me
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
stop copying me
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
why are you hitting yourself?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I have it saved to my Netflix queueue.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You heard right.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
Fuck it, I can’t watch this movie.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Being at the game
The Giants looked totally flat until Rowand’s homer.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
OT: watched Beautiful Losers last night
great doc about street art that came up in the late 80’s and 90’s. It’s an instant watch on Netflix
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
5 days in a row. 5 different start times
Wednesday-Sunday’s game time: 4:05 PM, 12:45 PM, 7:15 PM, 1:05 PM and 5:09 PM
Side note: I didn’t know Estes and Aurilia are getting their plaques on the Wall of Fame on Saturday.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
5:09?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s 1:09 somewhere.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Fiji.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 27, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, sweet, then I’ll probably get to listen to the game on Saturday before the Grizz game.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions
AmyGGiants
My apologies to the unknown gentleman crossing my path while on-air! Reactionary move
I missed the game. What is this referring to?
Some fellow . . .
. . . who started to walk between her and the camera while she was doing a standup. She swept her arm across, moving him back in a way that Kuip and Kruk suggested great volleyball arms, while carrying on unfazed.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Somebody cue the Christian Bale sound byte.
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 2:38 AM PDT up reply actions
2:14 am
LOL SLEEP
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
I promised myself I was going to bed at 2, too.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Sleep? what’s that?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I swear, I think I'm nocturnal
There’s no other explanation as to why I keep drifting my bedtime back to 4am, 5am, 6am…
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions
So this game sucked, and Renteria’s “play” made me want to hurl. However, if they can shake this off and play well the rest of the series this will only be a blip in the middle of this hot streak.
Just pray to your baseball gods this isn’t the beginning of a downward spiral.
Jeaaaggaahh
If we can win against Johnson
WS here we come!
Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.
Wow!
This whole comment section is filled with crap, used bandaids, fast food containers and various body parts that were harvested for the coming revolution.
In other words: McCovey Chronicles.
I love you little fucksticks. You are nothing if not entertaining.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 7:52 AM PDT reply actions
Love you too Lars!
Though some of us more than others
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
The most frequently, maybe.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
The most frequently freakily, maybe.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
A picture's worth a thousand words...
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Lame
All he did was write me this lousy thousand-word description.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Did I leave my handcuffs at your place?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I probably left it next to the Twister mat.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
All I got was a T-shirt!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
/high five!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
a backhanded compliment if I evar heard one
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Long time reader, but I’ve never posted. My lone observation from last night’s game is that Pat the Bat is the most unhappy professional baseball player I’ve ever seen.
..:Fear The Fin:..
The artist formerly known as cyoung
I think he's only unhappy when he sucks
Or maybe he’s unhappy because he’s realizing he’s declining
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
/looks kinda like Ray Liotta
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Gerald buster posey has been discovered!
A Hitting Savant
Regardless of the location in which a pitch is thrown, Giants rookie Buster Posey has thus far shown an incredible ability to hit the ball with authority and effectively use the entire field. Buster OlneyInsider

Buster onley giving gerald some love today, gerald has been discovered!
epic photo by the way with russel martin looking on at something he can’t do HIT LOL.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Ha
Looks like another “sweet release” image.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Woooooooooooo

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He was awesome for this one gif
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Hooray Hoorah
You think I’m stupid
Stay out of my way
You think I’m stupid
Yeah yeah yeah
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL PIKA
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
OH REALLY GRANT??? REALLY!?!??!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
nu metal nonsense
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Make a wish!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:11 AM PDT reply actions
The Indians DFA’ed their second round pick from 2006. I don’t really understand why. A 25 year old in AAA is not that old, and has a minor league line of .280/.341/.442.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions
He sucks. I watch him everyday. They had to move him to 1B from 3B, but he is awful defensively at both positions.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
You follow Cleveland’s AAA team?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
but the numberz
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude, warn me!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
LOL
That GIF was awesome!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
Oh really? I missed that. Thats cool.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
it's funny, i keep forgetting about that
so now i can get info, inside info bout the indians, which almost all of my friends root for
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Thats cool
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Being an indians fan isn’t cool dude
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I like the Indians
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I like Travis Hafner, that's bout it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
My friend likes the Indians.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
My friends are from Cleveland
i feel bad for them
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
what happened to the city of Cleveland in the past month?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ftfy
Why what has happened to Cleveland sports in the past month 46 years?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I fuckin love MGMT.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:40 AM PDT reply actions
They’re pretty cool.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Understatement. They might be my favorite non-rap group.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m into punk music for the most part, so MGMT’s style isn’t what I listen to on a normal basis. But I like them.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
There are no other bands quite like them
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
have you ever listened to Ratatat?
if you haven’t, stop what you’re doing and listen now.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
yeah, I like them a lot too.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe Grant won't start a new thread...
Bad taste in music and wants everyone’s computers to explode
I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
1400 comments?
My computer has survived many more than that.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes solutions aren't so simple.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Discuss
The Yankees are one of six teams on the no-trade list of Royals closer Joakim Soria, reports ESPN’s Andrew Marchand. We learned yesterday that the Yankees made a “big proposal” for Soria, even dangling Jesus Montero, but the Royals were not interested.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions
So
Soria does not want to go to the Yankees? Good for him.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh, and Jack Tatum died.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
i'm surprised nobody has talked bout this, pretty much was ronnie lott before ronnie lott
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF WHAT I DISCUSS!
Montero for Soria would be a huge overpay.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Why Soria?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
He’s pretty damn good, he’s on a losing team, and Dayton Moore’s an idiot.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
But he's a reliever
And the Yankees don’t really need another one.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Yeah but they're the Yankees
So, why not?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Yankees also never stockpile people
However, they may want to be the first team to have a $300 million payroll
They are starting to look for Rivera's heir.
LOL JOBA
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The Shroud of Chamberlain?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Legal OT: Really Utah? Really?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100727/ap_on_re_us/us_polygamist_leader_appeal
I am usually on the side of defendants but not in this case…
That's terrible
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Wow.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
I’m speechless.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched the end of the game (and the beginning)
And I don’t get the Edgar hate. That was not an ugly at bat. It was disappointing, but he worked a full count and whiffed on a decent breaking ball. It’s not like it was a BP fastball right down the middle, or a typical Rowand two striker slide job.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 27, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions
I thought the only bad thing was that
Rent, being the veteran he is, should’ve known a changeup was coming. That, or Nunez’s change is just really nasty
I thought about this. He could have just guessed and said, don’t swing at anything, he’s prolly gonna throw something I can’t hit. On the other hand, this is not a really good approach for any player to take in that situation. He saw a pitch he thought he could hit and missed. Better that than taking some cheese down the middle.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 27, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
loling USC is never OT.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
This
Screw them.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
They’re up there with no clue of wtf it all means.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 27, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Who the fuck are those people?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
argument for steroid testing in baseball
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Oh… no thanks. I’m related to enough goombahs to not find their antics particularly amusing.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
half of these aren't even Italian
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Half of my relatives in Jersey aren’t either.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It's reasons like this I hope I do not have a daughter
Cause if this media trend continues the only way it will look like she can get ahead will be to sleep with athletes and make crappy autotuned music.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
this is awesome.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
I want to punch each one of them in the face.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL wow
Those all made me crack up, especially the one ballroom dance one.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Dave Stewart/Mike Tyson high?
Will Clark high?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
whoa
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Another source told Levine that six teams are bidding for Dunn: The White Sox, Angels, Tigers Rangers and two NL clubs. As you can see below, the Rockies and Giants have been linked to Dunn, but it’s not certain that those two teams are pursuing him now.
The Giants also expressed interest in Dunn, according to Knobler.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions
Josh Willingham is drawing interest from the Braves, Rays, and Red Sox. Adam Dunn remains a trade candidate as well, but the Nationals would only deal one of the two.
And it seems more likely that Dunn will be traded.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Chuck Norris is an awful actor
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions

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