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Around SBN: Ellenberger vs. Sanchez Heats Up, Hughes Talks Retirement

Post-game thread: The winning streak ends

Just like the old saying goes: When Aaron Rowand is your team’s only offense, Aaron Rowand is your team’s only offense. I don’t have to write about that crap, and you can’t make me.

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Was Edgar Renteria's at-bat in the ninth inning one of the ugliest at-bats of the year?
Yes.
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FIRST!!!! I WIN!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

SO!

NOBODY CARES!!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 26, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought it was kinda cool D: i guess i'll leave now

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never cool.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw I’m just giving you a hard time

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 26, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

sing another song please

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, i’m up to the worst stretch of the musical. all the boring Cosette songs.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea… that’s where it got bad for us during choir,

There is a castle on a cloud
I like to go there in my sleep
Aren´t any floors for me to sweep
Not in my castle on a cloud

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind that one as much, but the ones after she becomes an adult and there’s a stretch of like three songs that are just her and Marius mooning after each other are unbearable.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think my ears were bleeding during that while on stage…. but no joke, i had to sing that when i was in 8th grade

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Heart Full of Love might be the worst song in the whole play.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, i wont go that far, but

i have to say, “bring him home” was awesome

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m almost past the weak stretch and into the BARRICADE parts.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a LOST thing?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make for the sewers! Go underground!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is SO MUCH BETTER THAN LOST

broadway shows>>>>>>>>> LOST

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONE MORE DAY ALL ON MY OWN
ONE MORE DAY WITH HIM NOT CAAAARIN’

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best song, but these were part solo's

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one must be really fun for the whole cast to do – so many different parts.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I definitely had fun singing this, especially for being a tenor

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

In French, it’s pretty awesome too.

by speckops on Jul 26, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Javert's death = greatest solo

….There is no way to go ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! /drowns

You're F*cking Out!

by Kenny F*cking Powers on Jul 27, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

you start ordering mixed drinks?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i absolutely no idea what this even means, but i’ll agree with you just to get on with it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

the other day someone questioned my sexuality on this site for ordering a gin martini rather than beer.

twas hoping to make it a meme

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

no shit? haha, that’s fantastic, should prolly make it a meme, “any GUY who drinks a martini should have their sexuality questioned”

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t James Bond drink martinis?

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude’s old

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

that was part of my response.

Also, Frank Sinatra. Real pansy ass, that Frank Sinatra.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRANK SINATRA IS FUCKING AWESOME

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, ‘fictional’ is the attack I feared. But since macho is fictional, it seems perfect.

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frank Sinatra to Ruskies:

“Knock off this commie bunk, or its ring-a-ding-ding for you bozos”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really was a mama’s boy… liked to hang out with tough guys though.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. I used to kind of like Pika too.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s ok graham, remember the talks we’d have here that pissed everyone off? yea, it’s been a while

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will have to agree.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

K, so i voted yes, because i was only given one possible answer, something’s wrong Grant!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, ya finally got one rite

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAI GUYZ

Ummm I come here for news…WTF Is this shit?!

And Fuck you Rent….GAR!!!! :/

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rent

and Mota

He shouldn’t have swung at all

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Just putting it out there

What kind of ungodly package (heh, package) would we have to throw at the Marlins to walk out of this series with Hanley Ramirez?

It’s probably a dumb idea to sell the farm for one guy and I don’t even know his contract status, but with Mole rapidly falling off a cliff and Jazzy inconsistent as usual I can’t get rid of this awful taste of bile in the back of my mouth as I contemplate Edgar Renteria, shortstop for a playoff push.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Also it’d be kind of nice to have a human being to put at shortstop next year, I guess.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner + Belt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ Wheeler.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ Pew Pew Girl

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one can take her from me. I have the gif

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks very nonchalant out there. Doesn’t seem happy with the Marlins

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 26, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wouldn’t be either, if i had to look at dan uggla’s enormous frat boy neck every day.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, someone’s gonna have to take over for Renteria before too much longer, that’s for sure.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

preferably before i choke on my own vomit.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Given his affordable contract (around $60 million for the next 4.5 years), I don’t think the Marlins would settle for anything less than a package built around Lincecum or Posey.

by RoyaleWithCheese on Jul 26, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY.GOD.

/spits out morning coffee

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 27, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think the appropriate response is “lol”

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 27, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Time for some frustration-clearing music

Run to the Hiiiiiiillllls!

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 26, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Run for your lives!!!!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should have picked a song with a longer chorus. This chain is pretty much over

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 26, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but that was the song Lufthansa played for me when I was a kid, so there

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

6-66 – the number of the …….

by shallow23 on Jul 27, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT I BELIEVE YOU!!!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

bright side

Posey, 1 for 4

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 26, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

19-game streak now?

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 26, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a beast.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bright side

No pinch-running Whiteside

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

see?

there’s always another bright side :)

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

She really is! :)

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, thanks!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

aw

I might have to add you to my sig

♥ baetown415 ♥

lol

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stankus...hmmm

I might need a doctor in THIS country some day.

You are still in the “might add” category ;)

Every6thDay was cracking me up tonight, though!

/shameless flirt

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 26, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shameless flirt?

/awaits Lars’ arrival

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

wut

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

HI LARS!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hello

/glances around nervously

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nervous Lars?

I think this may be a first.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

/propellers wildly

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I internalize everything

A bundle of nerves but no one would be able to tell by looking at me.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

By propellering wildly, of course. It’s not exactly a hobby. More like performance art.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw the stage floor after one of your public performances. It looked like Pollack painting.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as it’s not “street art.”

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 27, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flameless shirt?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 27, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shirtless flame?

hawt

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even hearing Dave Flemming describe it was ugly.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 26, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

you could hear him biting back a stream of profanity. he’s a classy guy, but it was there.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar Renteria

He’s not as bad as you think once you compare him to the other equally crappy players that play the same position.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I never said he didn't

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/throws out rationality

Dont care!

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I would agree that his crappiness isn’t so extreme, as crapiness goes

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, his defensive range is awful, though. It seems to have regressed even from where it was at the start of the year. Maybe he’s in hammy-protect mode.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

et tu howie?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL EDGAR'S RANGE!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Curiously . . .

. . . Baseball-reference.com’s “sabermetric” fielding measure, Rtot/year, shows him very slightly better than average this year. I myself don’t trust any of them, but that’s what at least one says.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2010 2:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I actually didn’t have a huge problem with it earlier in the year. Lately, it’s been visibly painful. I know how much of a trap that can be, but I wouldn’t be surprised if his early season range-competence is covering up some current I-can-haz-range-plz.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

And all before he sucked out loud, like he does now, until he stops sucking.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

fuckin renteria! gets pay tons of money thanks to sabean cant even draw a freakin walk and strikeouts to end the game. this sucks!!

by christorres55 on Jul 26, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like I’ve been Garfucked

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Boy I loved it when Edgar Renteria was our last hope

God that was poop

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

remember when he hit that grand slam vs. Colorado?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

How the fuck did he hit a HR off of Billy Wagner?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He homered that one time this year against a team with a pitcher too.

It was nice.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember when he... oh forget it, onto tomorrow, GREAT MATCHUP, Cain vs. Johnson

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOME OPENER HERO, NERDS

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there-I saw it live

I still don’t completely believe that it happened

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait no I didn't

This should be a reply to Mike Benjamin Hit King-that HR I saw live

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at that game

I still dont like it when he is the last hope

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

people who were there? LUCKY!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like it when he is the first hope either.

Or the middle hope for that matter.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

B-$, Cantalope, Scott, and Panda have looked far worse in ABs

at least Edgar took it to a full count

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

are you really comparing Andres Torres to Renteria

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

3rd on the team in wOBA

your point?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

.274/.365/.492

.378 wOBA
4.1 WAR

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by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

None of that matters. Hokeysmokes wants to pick and choose the stats he likes to make his arguments.

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

stats hokysmokes likes

1. days since last relief appearance
2. strikeouts to hit ratio

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by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

SO unlike him

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by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn't there a fallacy there?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

where one only gives stats to prove his/her own point while not caring about

the stats against it? and just forming a conclusion that way?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

like a named one?

yeah, I think so, but I’m not recalling

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by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, it’s a named one, is it circumstantial? i think that’s it

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but he’s dangerously close to having more strikeouts than hits, which obviously would make him the worst baseball player on the team.

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by groug on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst baseball player EVAH!

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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Better at literally EVERYTHING ELSE

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by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. So?

2. He also has the 3rd (?) most PA on the team

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by rotorueter on Jul 27, 2010 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

it wasn't even Edgar's worst AB of the year

but man, it sure sucked

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BELIEVE YOU

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 27, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was the ugliest fucking swing. It practically bounced. Doubt it.

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by sanfrankid on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

B$ is not here anymore. I will take that as your agreement Rent needs to go.

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/signs 2 year extension

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 5:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember in ST

when Bochy was saying that Renteria would be good this year because he was hurt last year and was “clutch” in 97. I’m thinking he was wrong.

-Then again I didn’t see this game, so maybe not?

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by Gobroks on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

no, you’re right, a-hole

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the bone chips!

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by sanfrankid on Jul 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They bring up Rent's 1997 WS appearance a lot

But don’t really talk about Uribe’s in 2005. I don’t know why.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent won it

with that magical hopper.

therefore, he is imbued with winnerness.

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by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once you’ve been inducted into the Cult of Clutch, you’re in for life.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except tonight he was more the Anti-Clutch.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 26, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

clutch in 97…….. that is so wrong

by ldv on Jul 27, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

no Pablo

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

but who would replace him?

by GrooveGiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

still a better option than rohlinger I think, no pablo

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's due

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by Gobroks on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

I hate that fucking phrase almost as much as “It’s all good”.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe had to cover third, and Ryan Rohlinger is an unknown because he isn’t known yet, so how do you know what he’d do?

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

but is he a known unknown or an unknown unknown

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t an unknown unknown be…known??

by short_shifter on Jul 26, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they were going to lose anyway, would have been nice to see him to see what he could do.

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

David Eckstein would have walked or at least put the ball in play. Trade for him.

/banned

by mlb22 on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FAH KING EK STEIN

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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Want another one?

THIRD-RATE POORNESS. GREAT!

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

WIN

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really don't know what to make of

RED-HOT STRIPTEASER (GROAN)

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve made your point. Which is you have no idea what you’re talking about

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/26/1589623/another-time-another-thread#42991313

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

My god

You don’t know shit about baseball. It’s stunning how little you know. There are five year olds with a better grasp of how the game works.

by marcello on Jul 27, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

i’m 99% sure that 80% of the time, hoky is screwing with us 100% of the time.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

60% of the time

it works every time

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by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

So he’s the worlds greatest troll?

by marcello on Jul 27, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trick question!

No trolls are great.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s an accomplished one at the least.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more frustrated that they bunted Rohlinger.

by cakes on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

it was the right play there I think.

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I’ll take my chances with him.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but that doesn't mean you don't give one up to gain higher win expectency

There are very few times you bunt, this, was one of them.

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW

Win expectancy went down because of the bunt.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

went down by 4%. I still would bunt there. To stay out of the double play and play for the tie at home.

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i understand that argument

but USE A FUCKING PITCHER IF YOU"RE PLAYING FOR THE TIE YOU ONLY HAVE 2 PLAYERS LEFT ON YOUR BENCH ONE OF WHOM IS THE BACKUP CATCHER YOU FUCKING FUCK

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to think in the long term.

If Ryan sacrifices his at bat just to move the runners over, who will have the last at bat if the next guy doesn’t get the job done? The answer today was the guy who went 0 for 4.

by fracon on Jul 26, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t manage like that. The same come back is if Rohlinger hits one in the hole for 6-4-3, you’ll face endless questions on why didn’t you make the obvious play, which is to bunt runners over.

Bochy can’t really win in this situation. I dont’ blame him for bunting. I know hardcore stats guys want to crucify him there, but I won’t.

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEED MORE BOWKER

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

what did torres grounder look like? i wasn’t able to watch the ab – would it have been a dp assuming it was 1st adn 2nd with one out?

by thebighead on Jul 26, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

the first baseman bobbled it, if he comes up with it clean it is a possible DP. But it was a bobble and they barely got him at 1B

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a pretty good defensive play to stop the ball from going into the outfield. First time all game the Marlins’ defense helped them.

by cakes on Jul 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stanton made a couple nice plays and almost made another spectacular one.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, yes. I am blinded by my late-inning frustrations.

by cakes on Jul 26, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesnt it always?

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by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe

that if you’re playing for exactly one run, bunting will raise win expectancy.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except at home, 9th inning or later, with a runner on 2B and no outs.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though

Obviously that’s just in general, it changes based on the players involved.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win expectancy went down after the successful bunt. If you factor in the chance that Rohlinger doesn’t get the bunt down, it’s an even worse managerial decision.

by cakes on Jul 26, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what about the chance the Marlins D fucks up?

Like AZ did twice in a row?

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by Azmanz on Jul 27, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m okay with the play but he used up one of his position players while playing for the tie

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, seriously

Why couldn’t a pitcher have lain down a bunt?

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by groug on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's done this all year

In the Atlanta game (where Rent hit the HR off Wagner) he PH’d Torres-his last position player on the bench-to bunt

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by Gobroks on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So…can he stop doing that?

Please?

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by groug on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be smart

I mean does he not realize that starting pitchers can play in games where they don’t start. I mean Cain’s a good bunter and obviously wouldn’t have pitched today-so why not use him to bunt

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by Gobroks on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Cain gets hit on the hands and is out 6 weeks.

Yes, I know, starting pitchers have to take at bats once every 5 days regardless, that doesn’t mean you try to minimize the amount of times they face 95mph fast balls with their hands in the way.

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Simple solution:

Go to KnightsInShiningArmor.com and get all the pitchers those cool metal gloves that Knights wear. If they’ll stop a sword, they’ll stop a fastball.

Pure science to the rescue!

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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, you always think that the solution is at KnightsInShiningArmor.com.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 27, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think the argument is typically

position players are more of a threat while pitchers are almost guaranteed to bunt.

i think this game really comes down to renteria’s hack at slop at bat and mota’s ultrasuck, bochy didn’t horribly mismanage the ninth.

by thebighead on Jul 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were down 2

the tying run was at 2nd, our situation isn’t there

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

the closest analogous when down 1 run

runner on 1st no out vs runner on 2nd 1 out, bunting is a bad idea

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

and still

even if it was the right play USE A PITCHER ASSHOLE

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really know how this stuff is calculated, but I’m not sure you can just look at an “analogous” situation. For example, if you look at the same situation in the top of the 9th, win expectancy goes down after a successful bunt.

by cakes on Jul 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

historical outcomes

the reason there’s a difference between the top and bottom is that even if the away team goes up in the top, the home team has a chance to win it. If the home team takes the lead in the 9th the game is over

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, sure…but the point is that you thought the situation in the chart (1 run down) was analogous to the situation in the game (2 runs down), and it turns out it wasn’t.

by cakes on Jul 26, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i didn't think it was

it’s just the closest situation available in the chart, and if that’s what baetown was looking at, he’s wrong in classifying it as the right move

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the scenarios on that page are when the team’s within one run.

by cakes on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my bad

Seems like Bochy cost the team ~.04 of win probability with that decision (though this was calculated assuming the average pitcher and batter; but it’s still probably close enough).

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aha, thanks for that!

by cakes on Jul 26, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And also...

It’s actually even worse that that, because you’re assuming a successful bunt.

by cakes on Jul 26, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

it’s also assuming no errors, I think those 2 pretty much even out if the bunter is any good

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. I’m sure someone here can dig up the numbers on that too. :-)

by cakes on Jul 26, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think this is only an acceptable complaint if one also promises not to bitch if someone hits into a double play when they forgo the bunt

by mlb22 on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

is why I was on the fence about it. I wasn’t sure I could excuse a double play had they not bunted.

by Every6thDay on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think that there's a 10 game win streak in this team

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy’s never managed a team that’s had one.

by Every6thDay on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

How utterly shocking!

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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

The only reason why Renteria played today was because Sandoval our beloved panda was not in the game for personal problems. Im pretty sure it would be a different game if he was in the lineup……at least better then renteria

by christorres55 on Jul 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate Schierholtz: not having a good year

Aaron Rowand’s 2010 line: .243/.291/.405
Nate Schierholtz’s 2010 line: .249/.318/.376

Also, as to Edgar Renteria, HE IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS

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by groug on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Aaron Rowand: 257 ABs
Nate Schierholtz: 181 ABs

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t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sporadic playing time. Maybe he’s not much better, but he sure hasn’t had consistent time since he “slumped”.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jul 27, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plays good D tho.

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by Azmanz on Jul 27, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brutal

Renteria was 0-5 and absolutely awful in a few key situations. Why is he batting second? Why is Sanchez batting eighth? Bochy is a fucking idiot.

Bowker, Denker, and Holmker.

by DubsFanByTheZoo on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

rent is a better offensive player than Sanchez

though neither should be batting 2nd

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

There weren't a lot of options tonight

They should be batting 7th and 8th when they’re in the lineup together.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like Posey to bat 2nd

But since he’s the cleanup hitter, you can’t move him out of the cleanup spot.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to bat him everywhere

Can this be done?

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say just for fairness to competition

Torres
Huff
Posey
Posey
Posey
Posey
Posey
Posey
And let Posey Pitch too…fuck it.

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you throw harder than zito, i think you should be allowed to pitch!

by ldv on Jul 27, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t fuck Posey

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by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think Florida State had a line up like this once

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 27, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Willie Mays pretty much do it in an old-timer’s game…so, it’s got to be legal.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both hit just awful.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent is an even worse fielder

I’m not NEARLY as concerned about Edgar’s hitting as I am his (lack of) range/defensive ability. And thats saying a lot =(

by DimaK on Jul 26, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

AVERAGE BY UZR SINCE '09!

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

NERBS!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

not to mention

better than anyone else on this roster

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Average per Baseball-Reference.com for 2010.

In fact—as posted elsethread—by their Rtot/year, a hair better (-2 runs on a seasonal basis). But who cares about silly old numbers?

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2010 2:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't fling those numbers in the face of my loathing!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know there isn’t too many good options out there but, man, we need another fucking bat.

by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Werth!

I would gladly deal Neal plus some minor players to get him.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

if DeJesus hadn't hit the wall

they would have pulled the trigger by tonight.

I feel like a high-OBP table setter would be just as much use as a power bat at this point.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

good hitting is good hitting

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urban doesn’t think so, and still hasn’t really explained why two weeks of good offense are enough to forget the previous four months

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 26, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Bowker says "Hi"

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, wise owls say "who", Bork says, "Huh?"

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

corellation = causation

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

might have made a difference

he was relatively hot; reached base in every game he played in; he only struck out once on the road trip and tonight was only his third K since the All-Star break

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 26, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh come on!

You’re just fucking with us, aren’t you?

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I realize that you made a factual statement. The reason I think YOU CAN’T POSSIBLY BE SERIOUS is…

YOU CAN’T POSSIBLY BE SERIOUS.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do girls know about Baseball, anyway!

now, that was not serious

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 26, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blacks and Jews too!

OMG GUYS IM JUST JOKING SO ITS OK!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 27, 2010 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think she means

you are factually correct.

But still wrong. Amazingly wrong

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that’s exactly what I mean.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's trolling

HEY LOOK AT ME

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gotchyer back

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t mean anything?

The only game we’ve lost in the past week are when Zito pitches!

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zeets does not pitch to win

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 26, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are an idiot

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one’s this dumb. I’m starting to think he’s just a troll.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Hint: Yes)

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 26, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s just the President of the Edgar Renteria Fan Club and he’ll do his duty even if it means grasping at the thinnest of straws.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 26, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 26, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very funny.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

TBS: House of Payne

Very Funny?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/26/1589623/another-time-another-thread#42991313

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar Renteria is not the problem

But you are making it almost impossible to defend him.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You continually cite statistics that do not adequately measure whether a player is good or not.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is a troll

Just ignore him.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cite the statistics that matter -- things that ACTUALLY HAPPENED

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 26, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

.....

You know all that modeling and “mythical” probability stuff comes from real life, right?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot wait to invent a new stat

One the measures the level of pixie dust in Mt. Everest over the time it takes a dragon to beat it’s wings 1000 times, when compared with the size of an elf’s shoes.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many variables, for example...

1) Size of the elf’s feet. Contrary to popular elf lore, they are NOT all the same size.

2) Dragon wing span. All different.

3) Winter or summer?

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

All easily answered

1) Kiebler elves. All have the same shoe size. Just steal one of Eckstein’s cleats.
2) Using the mythical “Replacement Dragon” which of course is a dragon of average wingspan
3) Screw that noise, Spring. Elves do not frolic at any other time of year. Santa’s elves do not count.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 27, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe Replacement Dragon

would be the average dragons wingspan that you just pulled up from AAA.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 27, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a tale, told by hokysmksbw, full of sound of fury, signifying nothing.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/26/1589623/another-time-another-thread#42991313

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will bet you $1000

that I can predict the outcome of any 100 ACTUAL baseball games with greater accuracy than you can.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

xeifrank would take up that bet with you

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't take it with him

Xeifrank actually understands how baseball works

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict that one team will win and one team will lose each of those games.

Send that $1000 to Greenpeace.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 26, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Julian Simon thinks you are a punk

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one ever wants to take my bets

:(

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

someone took his widow’s bet.

losing so far.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

troll

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here's my new sig.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 27, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re being a bit to nice with that description.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way.

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 26, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem is such a milquetoast

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

How bout:

Chone Figgins
Torres
Buster
Huff
Uribe
Panda
Ishi
Mole
pitcher

by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re wrong. speed is good.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s just having an off year so far

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll repeat what I said this offseason

Figgins ~ Rowand. Averageish player overpaid after career year

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Figgins has been much more productive and over a longer period of time than Rowand

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand WAR since 2002

22.5

Figgins war since 2002 – 19.1

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, basically

no, you’re incorrect

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about since 2004?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prove it yourself

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not the one throwing out random statistics

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Figgins has been much more productive and over a longer period of time than Rowand

Prove it.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 26, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

no. go away you big bully

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop saying things you can’t back up.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 26, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

see below

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

At no point did I say what measure you have to use. But if you’re going to say things like “Figgins has been much more productive and over a longer period of time than Rowand”, when you are refuted, you should either admit you were wrong or provide some evidence to support your assertion.

You have done neither.

I am aware you never will do either.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 26, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, let’s negotiate

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

figgins 17.6

rowand 20.4

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I'd hardly call WAR a "random statistic"

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAR is just an assumption based upon projections.
It’s religion, not fact.
The random replacement player represented by the "R" is a mythical creation, a hypothetical model.
Runs, Hits, HR, RBI, SB, etc. are things that ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

Any stat you cannot win an award for is nerd-fuck BULLSHIT!!!

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/25/1587195/which-former-giants-player-would#42934324

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol holysmokesbbq

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

My brain is still trying to fully grasp everything there

It’s a lot of information.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

my favorite part

is the underlying assumption that none of the things that “ACTUALLY HAPPENED” are accounted for in WAR

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT is hilarious and I laughed out loud.

And THAT actually happened!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

who wrote that? it’s like prophecy

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Statistics that prove his point and discredit yours

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by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.”

by Every6thDay on Jul 26, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, Wiggins has 306 stolen bases, Rowand has 63

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok now you're just fucking with me

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, who said that WAR was the relevant stat to use?

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't always use an uberstat

But when I do, I prefer WAR.

Stay statty, my friends.

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by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

well it's a good catch all

we can use wOBA if you prefer (rowand is very slightly better)
or wRC+ (they’re tied)

In any case, my point is the same. They’re both averageish players who got overpaid after a career year

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you educated in how to use statistics?

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, now I think you’re just fucking with me

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARE YOU A STATS DOCTOR? I DONT THINK SO

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by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

First of all, you shouldn't use Fangraphs WAR, since the offense part is a little broken

Second of all, you should calculate WAR/600 PA’s or something like that, when you’re dealing with an extended period of time.

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by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

how is the offense part broken?

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do not count ROE's in the numerator

Yet leave the PA’s in the denominator. So not only are they not giving credit for a (+) play, they’re giving negative credit for it. And they do a blanket park-factor adjustment instead of by components.

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by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you sure?

they appear to use Tango’s wOBA, which does count ROEs

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, they don't

Graham MacAree pointed it out in a blog post at Statcorner.com (which is now gone because they cleared out their blog; stupid spambots). Fangraphs includes SB/CS but not ROE

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by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm interesting

though i suspect that value would tend more towards true talent, i can’t believe ROEs are a repeatable skill

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s the first example I could find of Tango answering this question, though he does not provide any math in this one.

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by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting

wonder why fangraphs doesn’t count it

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure either

Though at this point, it would be a pain to recalculate ROE’s into all the player pages. I mean, I go to Statcorner pretty much just for the park-adjusted wOBA they calculate (with each component having been park-adjusted).

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by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd actually never seen statcorner before

thanks for pointing it out. A career total would be really helpful there though =/

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I agree

But they did get majorly run over by spambots and such, and I don’t think they want to redo much of the site because of Fangraphs and Rally’s Baseball Projection site

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by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

nitpicking

The reason we don’t include ROER is because it’s not included in the baseball-databank and it wasn’t a stat that we initially had in our database. We could include it, but it would take a non trivial amount of work.

In reality it hardly makes any difference at all except for a few players each year and they are not the same players each and every year. The repeatability of ROER on the whole has a very weak year to year correlation and is mostly a function of playing time, though there may be a handful of players that are the exception.

I think to call the offensive portion of WAR “broken” is a gross overstatement.

by dkappelman on Jul 27, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for the response

this stuff is all way interesting to me

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by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I said a "little broken"

But yeah, I can’t imagine the amount of work it would take to redo every player’s wOBA for every season.

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by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch

Is that even worse than Bengie?

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

last year .789

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lofton didn’t appear to have anything left when they got him, either, but he sure panned out well, and he was hella old

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not hating on him

I have no opinion on it…just noticing the numbers

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

depending on the price

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking “You know, the Giants don’t have enough shitty overpaid veterans in their lineup”!

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by groug on Jul 26, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What Sabean needs to do is get rid of fucking Posey and Torres and get Molina's ass back here and play Rowand every day.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have Scott Podsednik. Him and Torres would be a hell of a 1-2 with Huff, Posey, and Uribe behind them.

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by geef on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

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by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

why

It goes my oh my, we chokin' on borrowed time

by geef on Jul 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

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by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

listen to the mod geef, don't say anything else, you're entitled to your own opinion

but for GODS SAKE DONT QUESTION JPONRY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can have his opinion and I can say “no” to it.

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by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes. i mean no. wtf.

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY! i disagree with you right here though jponry

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want to trade for Scott Podsednik?

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by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, can i have ummm Austin Jackson?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need moar outs?

Scotty Podz is not a good player

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by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

STEALZ

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by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

we have plenty of mediocre in our outfield already, but the infield could use a mediocre upgrade

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm actually not insanely opposed to this if he comes cheap

bat him 2nd.

i’m losing faith in nate quickly and i wouldn’t mind a burrell/rowand/pods platoon (with rowand getting the least time). i realize most of his value is BA but he does have some speed and i think we could hopefully fleece that moron dayton moore.

better a cheap pods than a guillen or hart or werth that we pay out our ass for

by thebighead on Jul 26, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. He’s cheaper than all the other options that the Giants have been considering and he would be a much better leadoff or #2 than what we have in house.

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by geef on Jul 26, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s no Bowker

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by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

this is assuming the continued ignorance of management – we still don’t know if bowker is an option. but i’m fairly certain at this point nate is not one – i know, i know no sustained playing time but imo he is a 4th outfielder.

by thebighead on Jul 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That being said, Bowker would also be good but the management hates him.

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by geef on Jul 26, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice try, Jack Z.

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by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

just trying to think of something realistic that would help the team. he is better than Rent or Scott

by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants taking on a ton of salary is not realistic.

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by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

good then 92-70 watching college football in October

by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i’m sure chone figgins’s .609 OPS will be the difference between making it to october or not

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by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is better than Rent or Scott

Not even a little true

Chone Figgins this year: .232/.334/.275
Chone Figgins career: .286/.360/.378

Aaron Rowand this year: .243/.291/.405
Aaron Rowand career: .277/.336/.444

Oh look, Chone loses twice.

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by groug on Jul 26, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

STEALZ

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by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you look at the actual numbers

Damn, although, he would be a fine utility guy.

by fracon on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not for 9 Million

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by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

actual numbers?

oh, those

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I didn’t realize scott was actually slugging above 400…not quite as miserable as I expected…DINGERZ!!!

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s a new development because he went 2/2 with 5 total bases tonight.

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by groug on Jul 26, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

We are going to need like 3 more wins when the season is over so what are our options that don’t clear a bunch of our young guys out?

by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stand pat

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I hope we can win like that.

by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see why just doing something for the sake of DOING SOMETHING!!!!!! would help us win any better.

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by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you feel about Bautista for Burriss and Adrianza

by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other thing I hate about pre-trade deadline is all the random trades being thrown around, 99% of which will never happen.

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by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I admit I made up Chone Figgins, but they are actually talking about Bautista

by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

no no no you didn't

you had a decent source in Milwaukee

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he wasn't saying. Just sayin'

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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

99.99%

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 26, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

too high

99 44/100s

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by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

My simulator shows that 99.72% of all rumored trade deadline trades do not happen.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

vr,

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

HYPOTHETICAL BULLSHIT!

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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 27, 2010 4:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Werth

Puts us in the post-season barring any major injuries

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d probably give us the best shot of any of the names being thrown around, but he doesn’t guarantee a post-season berth by any means.

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by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS of course..

But, he’s like 0-his last 30 with RISP. Hasn’t gotten a hit with RISP since beginning of May

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, I am pretty sure he does not like hitting in ATT

What are Werth’s stats at the phone book? (sss, I know)

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

the phone book?

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

You’ve never heard of Yellow Pages Park?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was the phone booth?

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

You’re going to get compensation when he walks, I think it’s definitely worth it as long as it’s not Belt.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Still not sure if the rental would be worth it. Would need to know what it would take. Maybe a nice package with Ishi as the center piece. I could live with that.

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going to get compensation when he walks, I think it’s definitely worth it as long as it’s not Belt.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll be fine here. He’s a doubles machine.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Historically he’s not bad with RISP, I’m not too worried.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously it’s pretty fluky but it is still 0-30

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Renteria tonight?

I don’t see what you’re getting at, he’s still a damn good player.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

THT projects us to be at 94 wins as of right now, and Werth adds another win or two, those are pretty damn good odds.

Obviously nothing is a lock. The Yankees aren’t a guarantee either.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

and this is why I’m against any big midseason move, barring to replace someone lost to injury.

there is hardly ever enough value gained to justify the move. 62 games left? 3 WAR over the replacement to gain a win?

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by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

joecapMARLINS
Cogs hurt left knee in pie celebration Sunday. Team will ban pie celebtrstons now #marlins

Also, Hanley might lead off tomorrow.

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by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck that team

How could anyone ban pie. Bastards.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

This game sucked, but I guess, at least, Buster’s hitting streak is at 19 games.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

buster probably agrees

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by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They seem to go hand-in-hand usually, but he usually gets 2 hits.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTERS FAULT

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least there’s some fight in this team.

by GrooveGiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

To do list

Acquire Guillen for some jobber minor leaguer

Call up Belt: our new Morneau-type hitter

Bring in some strike-throwing relievers

Boom, NL West crown

by TBRMKane on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

wait 'til next year

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by hokysmksbw on Jul 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOM SHAKALAKA!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

What the team could probably use . . .

. . . is a SS batting .300 with a .365 OBP and at least average defense.

And it is certainly well known around baseball insiders that no good player has ever struck out to end a game that a hit would have won. Not. One. Ever.

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by owlcroft on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria did what practically every Giants hitter in a 3-2 count did tonight, swing at whatever was coming on that next pitch.

Still, Renteria is quickly moving out from under the umbrella of his many defenders, that much is clear. You can juke the stats as much as you want, eventually, his torrid start will be far enough in the rear view that all we’ll have is what’s left.

by Every6thDay on Jul 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

again, he went 5 for 15 with 5 walks on the road trip that just ended

he also scored 4 runs and drove in 4 runs

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by hokysmksbw on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

who are you?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

he just looks bad a lot

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/26/1589623/another-time-another-thread#42991313

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, lessee . . .

OPS by month:

April .773
May .727
June .854
July .630

Yep, fall-off in July. Big jump up in June is, of course meaningless, because, um, uh, I guess because we don’t look at big jumps unless they’re down. Thus the jump down in July is really, really meaningful, whereas the jump up in June is totally meaningless. (And that the June/July average is almost exactly the April/May average is, um, ah, even more meaningless, yes, that’s it, even more!)

Very, very scientific, yes, yes.

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by owlcroft on Jul 26, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He played in 9 games in June.

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by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very, very scientific, yes, yes.

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by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well . . .

. . . his OPS for the entire season is .742. Coming into today, over the last 14 days it was .927. That’s a collapse?

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by owlcroft on Jul 26, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never said he was in a collapse

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by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

You did not. I’m sorry if it seemed I was saying you did. I tend to reply to cascading threads at the most recent juncture point. Someone upthread had said things about his early season results being a false dazzle that was blinding people to his true rank awfulness, an awfulness I have yet been unable to discover. All he does is field league average or better and hit in the top echelon of shortstops (the actual lists are posted somewhere elsethread).

Given my druthers, yes, I’d rather have Furcal or Ramirez or a couple of others; but all in all, the team is doing quite well to have him. But around here, he’s in a box: if he does well one day, it’s despite his “obvious” awfulness, while if he does poorly it’s because of his “obvious” awfulness.

That his cumulative performance through the season to date (and his career to date excluding the two injury-plagued seasons) is really quite good—and pretty consistent—is just totally ignored.

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by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2010 3:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plate appearances by month:

April/March — 84
May — 12
June — 36
July — 59 (so far)

by Every6thDay on Jul 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arguable soft BA aside, it’s not really that Rents is that god-awful. He’s probably no worse than mediocre. Possibly even good when you consider age, other shortstops, etc etc etc.

It’s what when he’s bad, he’s really bad. So bad my sphincter tightens when I watch. He’s right down there with Panda for hacking at slop, and none of Panda’s power or expectation to return to form. He provokes this gut reaction of absolute bile from a lot of fans because you can see the spectacular failure coming, like the lamplights of a train in a tunnel, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

I’d still argue that the Giants could upgrade at SS, specifically with an eye towards contention next year as well. But as it stands, there are definitely bigger holes in the offense. Just very few that have such terrible, disgusting crap at the very bottom.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, he struck out tonight.

I don’t think tonight alone is the smoking gun many people have been looking for… I don’t think there is a smoking gun. This is a gradual decline, the long goodbye for baseball players. And we can still smell the corpse from last year’s team.

by Every6thDay on Jul 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

An interesting look . . .

. . . at all shortstops (both leagues) with at least 150 plate appearances in 2010, based on offense only, and looking at 2010 results only (no park adjustments, but they don’t matter much here). Draw your own conclusions.

Better than Renteria
Furcal, Rafael.
Tulowitzki, Troy
Ramirez, Hanley
Castro, Starlin
Brignac, Reid

Virtually identical to Renteria
Rollins, Jimmy
Gonzalez, Alex

Worse than Renteria
Lopez, Felipe
Jeter, Derek
Drew, Stephen
Donald, Jason
Aybar, Erick
Reyes, Jose
Ramirez, Alexei
Pennington, Cliff
Guzman, Cristian
Scutaro, Marco
Santiago, Ramon
Aviles, Mike
Andrus, Elvis
Vizquel, Omar
Cabrera, Asdrubal
Wilson, Josh
Bartlett, Jason
Cedeno, Ronny
Escobar, Alcides
Desmond, Ian
Theriot, Ryan
Hardy, J.J
Betancourt, Yuniesky
Escobar, Yunel
Lugo, Julio
Cabrera, Orlando
Valdez, Wilson
Crosby, Bobby
Izturis, Cesar
Wilson, Jack
Cabrera, Everth
Tejada, Ruben
Cora, Alex
Ryan, Brendan
Manzella, Tommy

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by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2010 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

What offensive numbers?

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by scout6 on Jul 27, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

well there's this

http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=ss&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=150&type=1&season=2010&month=0
The list of players better is essentially the same (if you define “better” as wOBA >= 105% Edgar’s wOBA, reasonable definition imo), but the list of virtually identical (wOBA 95%-105% Edgar’s) expands considerably

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by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok thanks

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by scout6 on Jul 27, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

The TOP.

But for those unhappy with measures they are not already familiar with, apply pretty much any total-value offense metric; the results should be very much the same.

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by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey?

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG, did you guys know that Matt Garza is from Fresno?

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Selma, I think

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG NO WAI

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

(IDK if that was sarchasm or not, but, heh, I’ve been hearing it all day. :P)

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was sarchasm. (I like how I just now got confused because my spell check told me “sarchasm” isn’t a word.)

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, okay. I was just making sure so I didn’t come off as an ass or whatever.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!! I did, this is why i like him

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he only attended Fresno St for school.

by nataku on Jul 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep! He went to Fresno State, I think?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

hence why i like him even more! HA

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just assume everyone should already know this lol

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it was a chasm.

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who all is Fresno tied on MCC btw?

I know there’s me, Piki, Chop, scout? and then….???

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

only reason why i'm Fresno tied is my mom is alumni and i got tons of family there

plus all i do is rep fresno state stuff

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, even in my NCAA Football 11 game, doin a dynasty with Fresno State

GO BULLDOGS

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, and something else? Guess what kind of dog we have....

best decision we could have made as a family

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha that is awesome...

I’m a little ashamed of my dogs in this regard

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, english bulldogs>every other dog

i know that’s debatable though, i’m sure your dogs are awesome

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

they actually are

They cheer at giants winz…shoulda heard them after the win over the dodgers on Tuesday lol

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like French Bulldogs.

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awwww, they're really cute!

american bulldogs aren’t too bad either

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want a French Bulldog.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

But... what about the fresno st. mascot?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha, you’re dogs are smarter than mine! She’s just lazy and doesnt do shit, but all you have to know about why bulldogs are awesome, watch that video of UGA biting the Auburn player

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basset hounds FTW

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by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, those might be some of the cutest ones just because of the look they always have

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Basset?

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by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha, it's pretty fun

i’m loving the recruiting and shit like that, plus the game play is sweet, it’s pretty spot on

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Small annoyance on every game before…does Bulldog stadium still have the soccer goals behind the end zone for no reason? lol

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

let me check… nope, they dont got em, and i had no idea they had a bulldog in a suit during every game

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a suit?!

I wasn’t even aware of this…I know they had Timeout all fucked up and introduced the actual Bulldog, Victor E. lol, but never seen him in a suit

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep! in a suit!

But they can’t actually put the real dog into the video game, but i do know that Fresno St. does the same thing Georgia does during game day

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We pretty much jock everyone

Tennesse, Wisconsin, Georgia…I’d like if we had some of our own tradition. Do u have it on 360?

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, on 360, but those schools definitely have some tradition over Fresno state, i dont see one from Fresno at all… I’m a michigan fan at heart too, also a WVU fan… kinda lost respect for Michigan lately with Rich Rod and that situation…

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll have to hit u up for a game on live…if ever get money for it lol. Yeah, idk whats even up with Michigan. I used to rag on my cousin, but now its just kinda sad

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

aight, my gamertag is guutbaby

yea, i’ve been a fan for almost 15 years, and it’s just been sad. So i know exactly what’s going on with your cousin too… but i almost went to that Cincy Fresno state game last year

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool, I'll send u a request once I get some activation

Ah man I hated that game…I’ll be going this year to the home one we get, but I doubt a better result

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, i hope so, i’m not sure if they’re top 25, but if Fresno state does well out of conference they stand a chance, because Boise isn’t in the WAC no more, are they?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're here for the remainder of this year.

And we play them in Boise. There’s talk of us adding Cal to the schedule to…although I just briefly heard that last week. Either way, we just keep finding ways to underachieve in conference

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fresno state cant ever get over the hump, it’s fucking bad, and once Boise’s gone from the conference, no in conference game will be as good as Boise, Hawaii used to be a good game… but now? not so good

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

Boise Leaving is depressing…We’re still stuck in the conference that we can’t win and they just came up into and tore through. Its bad times for football

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It definitely is, but, the players aren’t that bad, the coach is definitely pretty good, it’s just depressing that the conference will SUCK

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thing is...

Hill seems like the symbol for our mediocrity…he’s good, but you wonder if this is as far he can take us, and if theres a better option

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lloyd Carr was similar at michigan, we knew he was OK, but was there a better option elsewhere? and turned out we FUCKED UP. But Pat HIll is amazing at what he does, plus the Bulldogs have a good starter now, and plus Carr?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I feel you on the Mich thing. Its more that the admin for Fresno fucks up alot too. And if we put money into football like boise does we could be better off

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, it’s terrible how the admin is screwing up so badly especially to a fan base as loyal as theirs, where legitimately the stadium is packed for every game, the one thing i’ll always remember when i was a kid, was watching Fresno State games with the checkered endzones and my grandpa talking about how he knows Sweeney

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The good times are killin me…cuz they seem to be gone.

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 27, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

SO GONE!!!!!!

with basketball, football, baseball

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me 2

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its a 6 not a "?"

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yes.

In other news: only 94 today in Fresno! SMALL VICTORIES!

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I didn't even notice

I kinda thought golf didn’t feel that horrible today

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Supposed to be low 90s all week

LIVE IT UP, FRESNO!

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet!

I’m wearing my Giants sweater All week straight!!!!!

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m technically 45 minutes north of Fresno, if that counts for anything. But I just moved to the SLO area.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chop, you lost a lil respect from saying that you lived 45 mins north

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went down to Fresno at least once a week, though.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you know fig garden village?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I’m not all that familiar with it, but I know it.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhh ok, was just gonna ask if you’ve been to Hungry Bear cookies

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEST COOKIES EVARRRRRRR

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK. YES.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my god, i don't think i've been to a better place for cookies

it’s bad too because they sell out easily

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, seriously. But, really. There’s nothing better.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i totally agree! damn! i'm making myself hungry for

some hungry bear cookies… plus the girls that work there were always attractive!! haha, not appealing to you chop i know

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOL. Surprisingly, I don’t, like, eye roll whenever I hear guys talk about attractive chicks. IDK. I grew up hanging out with guys.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, well, fresno didn't really have many attractive

women, but i think mom wanted me to actually get to talk or hang out with some of the girls there since they were mostly armenian…

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, yeah. Fresno doesn’t really have that many attractive people, period. But, hey, if you can, you should. Not saying you should cheat on your gf or anything, though.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA!

it was funny, i went to all these Armenian things there, and not one time did i find an armenian girl attractive, it was their personality, it was very kim kardashian like

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

But now i’m with a girl who’s Irish! good thing is? she can drink! Bad thing is? she can’t drink much… actually that might be a good thing

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

good for your pocketbook at least

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY MY POINT

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless she's like my old roommate

who couldn’t drink much but did anyways.

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

drinking to fit in?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

more like

drinking to get totally fucking wasted.

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by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

mine wont do that much, only on occasion

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

well that's good

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by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep! she kinda sometimes

or all the time or most of the time takes care of my drunk ass

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

until she get's pregnant

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by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

aint happenin

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m thinking that might be a good thing.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

And who knows how armenian women are like… definitely not like the Kardashians, haven’t really met my cousins wife yet… she’s armenian

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

a cool village near bullard

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bad

Dickish chasm…But I do enjoyz it there for some cold stone and various restaurants

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha!!!

Elbow ROOM!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ruined my one time there

Ordered like a half pound of ground beef instead of something good. I’d like to return. Chipotle wasn’t bad either

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've done that many times before, going to places to get a burger

it’s the simplest thing ever, unless the place is famous for their burgers

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The burger place there is pretty awesome.

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

they just put a place in there?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot remember what it is called

Ima try to find it.

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

aight, i'll look too

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE HABIT?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BINGO

Place is pretty damn good.

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, i've never been there, must be somewhat new

i haven’t been to fig garden in over 3 years? i’ll be down there in less than a month tho

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lunch time is nuts there

but if you get the chance, check it out. Still not as good as the Dog House Grill’s burgers, but good nonetheless.

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOG HOUSE GRILL!!!! didn’t there used to be a brewery in Fresno called Bulldog brewery? i might be making that up… but i’ll give it a shot!

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No you are right

It was on Shaw just east of Fig Garden. Its not there anymore but a new brewery replaced it.

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, they shut it done, and oh shit, there’s a new one? any idea when that came in?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since before I moved back in January.

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

you like being back there at all?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I am enjoying it. I love my new job. Miss some of the people from up north. but still enjoying it.

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, that's gotta be tough

but the job makes it worthwhile, plus friends, right?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

My new coworkers are really awesome. Plus its terrific to see my college buddies again.

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something i wont be able to do, yet i donno yet… live near my college buddies… and that definitely has to be cool

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

where did you move?

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by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Tracy to Fresno

My life is not very exciting. High school in Tracy, College in Fresno, first job in Tracy, then moved back to Fresno for job.

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

soooo, it almost makes sense you'll

be right back in Tracy sometime soon

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quite possible.

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

after being here in Aptos for like 3 days

i question how it’s even possible to actually move away from the Bay

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

a job helps.

My choice when moving back to Fresno was:
Unemployment or Fresno.

Probably one of the few times Fresno is the hands down correct choice.

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not hard to choose

and great point, i’ll definitely go where the money is

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s 50% of the reason I’m in Sacramento

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by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, put it this way, i would not be pissed off for one second if i had to live out in the midwest, like Columbus, why? i have friends there, in my opinion if you know someone there or a group of people then you’ll have fun and it wont be terrible

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

wisdom of the pika

not a fallacy

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Memories of Tracy: weird smells
Memories of Fresno: weird smells, more raisiny than cow poop. And running.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Running? running in like 110 degree heat?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

naw

it was the cross country regionals. It was Thanksgiving weekend

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by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tracy: still smells
Fresno: Does not smell as bad.

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by scout6 on Jul 27, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's What She Said

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow... that is a good one

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH FUCK!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doghouse

My brother works there. The only reason I visit Fresno.

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by calpolynate on Jul 27, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

good beer?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

not bad

They’ve got a few decent selections – Firestone DBA, Sierra Nevada, a seasonal Sammy I think

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by calpolynate on Jul 27, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, yeah. It’s certainly nicer, but I do miss being close to the Grizzlies. And I hate being in Dodgers territory.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh, ya...gross indeed

But that whole area with Morro Bay and Cuyocos (sp) are some of my favs

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morro Bay is fucking gorgeous.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about Jason Bay?

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like Grant.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ehh.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael Bay?

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pearl Harbor is my favorite movie. I especially enjoy the part where the ship blows up.

It goes my oh my, we chokin' on borrowed time

by geef on Jul 26, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to camp over there every year when I was younger. I miss it

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lived in Cayucos for 2 years

it was nice

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must have been

I used to stay in a rental house with my family on occasion over there, it was simply amazing

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's nice

the only bad part of town is when you live on the far south end, black out on haloween and get dropped off on the far north end, and have to walk the length of the town down 1.

Not like that happened to me or anything

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Nice…good thing its a small town huh. Still a decent walk

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

I made it home at 5 AM. I had work at 9. I made it. The hostess, who was also out in slo that night, did not. I sold her down the river.

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

not hawt enough

to make up for the fact that I now had to do her job as well, completely hungover.

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds about right

There should have at least been some courtesy domeage if she wanted to amend for it

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

where in the SLO area, btw?

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

No idea yet, honestly. We haven’t found a permanent place to live.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

I’d suggest AG. Not that expensive, nice town, pretty close to everything, unless you’re working in MB/Cayucos

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll keep that in mind.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Played a game at Reedley JC when in college. I don’t remember too much about the area though.

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 27, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRESNO STATE!

That was my outburst earlier.

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I first saw her in from dusk till dawn. The scene where she poured tequila down her legs scarred me for life. I was not prepared.

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by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

so, can we trade for Hanley Ramirez yet?

I’d give a lot. who’s with me? whose turn is it to store the hypnotoad for emergency Sabean control?

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

if we have a second hypnotoad

use it on Atlanta for Jason Heyward

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, there’s a taint on Ramirez; I don’t think we have the stomach for finding out if it’s true or not

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, that's just you

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

So hostile

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Jul 26, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol seriously?

Have you read any of your posts?

by giants92388 on Jul 26, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep! And to me, i’m the smartest person here

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rank it:

1. hokeysmokey
2. pika
3. Grant

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

couldn’t agree more, you read my mind

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant: Third best poster. AT BEST!

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Jul 27, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

i can't read my own posts by the way

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, it has become a popular mccoven meme as of late

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s viewed as being the bay area’s #1 sports talk radio host except he doesn’t have a clue about sports or even talk about them for that matter.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he acts like he’d much rather be doing something else, which I wish he was.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is why it is bad to respond to one bad game:

How bout:

Chone Figgins
Torres
Buster
Huff
Uribe
Panda
Ishi
Mole
pitcher

and

I’d rather have Scott Podsednik. Him and Torres would be a hell of a 1-2 with Huff, Posey, and Uribe behind them.

The part that scares me is Brian Sabean may agree. This is why I want the Giants to stay put. FREE JOHN BOWKER!

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah life is good when you play Milwaukee, Washington, DBacks, etc.

by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of those teams have dangerous lineups.

Most trades will involve getting rid of pitching our teams greatest strength. I am just not sure there is any player that will be worth the loss in pitching stability.

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

well I agree with not trading any of our major league starting 5

by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't understand the podsednik hate

i think he would be cheap to get, his contract is reasonable, and he’s an upgrade over nate or rowand and we can shift a bat like edgar’s that should not be in the 2-hole.

i understand it if the fear is that sabean will overpay though. assuming a reasonable return i don’t think its the end of the world.

by thebighead on Jul 26, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not that much better than Nate or Rowand, as he’s a fairly poor fielder who is mostly limited to LF.

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by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he IS better. If he’s had for cheap, you could play with a lineup like this:

Torres/Podsednik LF/CF
Podsednik/Torres CF/LF
Huff RF
Posey C
Uribe SS
Sandoval 3B
Ishikawa 1B
Sanchez 2B
P

Keeps Rowand and Renteria on the bench, as well as moves Burrell there, which gives the Giants a legitimate power threat to be used as a pinch hitter.

Considering the other names being thrown out there, I don’t think this is unreasonable.

It goes my oh my, we chokin' on borrowed time

by geef on Jul 26, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been worth 0.2 more WAR than Schierholtz so far this year and that’s with a huge playing time advantage.

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by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Podsednik

He’s not the worst possible move the Giants could make at the trade deadline!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, what’s your point?

The original post I replied to was somebody calling for Chone Figgins. I said I would rather have Scott Podsednik and gave my reasoning. I don’t believe that’s unreasonable.

It goes my oh my, we chokin' on borrowed time

by geef on Jul 26, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is having one alright year.

He is basically Nate without the arm.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Nate without the arm is not a very good player

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then, Ka’aihue had a great spring training this year (.347/.448/.673 with four homers) and was sent back down. He crushed the ball in Omaha and finally got a callup — at which point he was given all of four major league at-bats before getting sent back down again. Four at-bats. He is now hitting .304/.459/.570 in Omaha.

The Royals will tell you that they simply don’t have a spot in the lineup for him — Billy Butler already plays first base and the Royals are paying Jose Guillen a lot of money to be the team’s DH. But my point here is not the Royals’ roster management, but their judgment. My point here is that the Royals simply do not value Ka’aihue’s talent for getting on base, certainly not enough to find out what they have. They see those walks as more of a negative than a positive. They do not value his talents.

You know whose talents the Royals value? Scott Podsednik’s. He has been their left fielder and leadoff hitter all year. HIS OPS+ is 98, making him one of only two American League left fielders with a sub-100 OPS+. He has been caught stealing 11 times. He has only three homers all year and he has struck out almost twice as often as he has walked (54 strikeouts, 29 walks). His UZR and the John Dewan plus/minus both suggest that he has been well below average defensively in left.

http://joeposnanski.si.com/2010/07/19/diary-of-a-losing-team-batting-champs/

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would try to trade filler for him.

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHECKMATE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

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by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with scout6, but can also counter with:

Here’s why it’s good to respond to one bad game:

  • Cantu’s defense hopefully should have moved him into the front office’s DNW column.
  • You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

    by bgunn on Jul 27, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

    The one positive

    is that this game should shut all the Rowand haters up for a long, long time.

    by Into the Void on Jul 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

    It will not

    I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

    by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

    if by a long time you mean 12 hours

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    by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Eh, not really

    He’s gonna have to keep up a solid performance the rest of the season if he wants his haters to shut it.

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

    by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

    yeah

    I was watching in a bar and was trying to figure out if Torres could have got to that double.

    by Into the Void on Jul 26, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

    The fact that rowand plays center while torres sits in left or right is criminal. It’s also a clear sign that bork thinks rowand is gold glove center fielder and one of the best defenders in the game and a better defender than torres. I hope that’s not the case and bochy is just afraid of rowand playing left field but that’s highly unlikely.

    "The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

    by sfgiants420 on Jul 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Aaron Rowand has a Gold Glove, therefore Aaron Rowand is a Gold Glover.

    Ipso facto!

    GROUGTHINK ALERT
    "You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

    by groug on Jul 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

    vizquel has 13 of them

    ergo, hall of fame

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    by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

    absolutely

    The money lies in the RBIs
    -- Jeff Kent

    by hokysmksbw on Jul 26, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

    and with Cano's hot hitting first half

    He locks up the gold glove for 2B

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    by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Rowand is the CF because he is the CF

    Belted!

    by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

    this

    It's Johnnie Walker inside.

    by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

    LOL NO

    Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

    Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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    by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Or fred lewis

    "The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

    by sfgiants420 on Jul 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

    If Pablo can get to 75% of how he was last year all this trade argument will be moot.

    by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

    Let’s just all agree that Renteria is OK, not bad not good, cant we all just be friends?

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

    He is OK, he should start for the Indians or the Astros or something. And bat 2nd with them

    by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

    see now you're just being mean to the Indians and the city of Cleveland

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    No, although its not one of my favorite cities

    by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

    k, almost read that as "its one of my favorite cities" i woulda had to question

    everything about my life

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    well its obviously not good enough for the “King” Lebron James

    by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

    pretty much!!!!

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Fuck you Piki!

    Your rational post is too soon!

    by Artimus Clyde on Jul 26, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Posey said that he and fellow rookie call-up Madison Bumgarner don’t feel like interlopers on this team.

    “It doesn’t feel any different than at any other level,” Posey said. “The guys have been great. Some of the rookie stuff here and there. But for the most part, I think I can speak for him, too, we feel part of the team.”

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 11:14 PM PDT reply actions  

    When you have added two full wins in under 200 PAs, you’d better be made to feel part of the team.

    by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I wonder if Posey refused to carry Molina’s pads

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    by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    both guys will probably have to do the dressup rookie hazing again this year.

    Bonds stands alone.

    Neal before Zod!
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    by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 26, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Every year, players have to do something. It just hasn’t happened yet.

    Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
    "Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

    by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

    they already did

    last year. MadBum was a ketchup bottle, Posey was the St. Pauli Girl (and he was totally frickin’ hot – ngl, as a female, i felt a little insecure, he was hella pretty.)

    "Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

    by MonochromeGarden on Jul 27, 2010 4:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

    The clubhouse was lucky that Posey graced them with his presence.

    by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Letting Pablo leave = mistake

    Q. Did somebody die?
     
    A. No.
     
    R. Then be here to do your freaking job.
     

    31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

    We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.

    Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

    by S.F. Giangst on Jul 26, 2010 11:16 PM PDT reply actions  

    dude's got a life to take care of too

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

    and there’s a kid involved, i think

    by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 26, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

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    by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Sometimes, there are bigger things in life than baseball.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

    THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

    i can’t “this” enough

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

    yeah I am just going to ignore you.

    Ass.

    Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

    Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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    by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    No

    It’s two days, he needs to take care of his stuff.

    It’s not like he’s been scorching the ball either.

    by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Classy.

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

    very classy

    wonder how many fake sick days this punks taken this year

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    by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

    No.

    Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

    by imovermyhead on Jul 26, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Gonna have to go with the Tu quoque here, and see what you would’ve done, STFU

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

    8 fifteen-year-olds just told you that you know nothing about life or working for a living and then called you nasty names. That almost make the original post rec worthy.

    Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.

    by cybermaldonado on Jul 26, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I’m 33 :(

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    by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

    i'm 22 :(

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Didn’t notice you wrote anything.

    Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.

    by cybermaldonado on Jul 26, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

    technically I stared at the monitor

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    by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

    You wrote it the same way you undress me: with your eyes.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Everyone else wrote it with their hands. What does that mean?

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

    You know what that means.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I choose to pretend that I don’t.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

    oh sick burn dude

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    by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I'm 25.

    Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

    Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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    by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

    37 bitches

    older than everyone but Lars’ propellering penis

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    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

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    by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Thirty-seven?!

    It's Johnnie Walker inside.

    by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 27, 2010 6:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

    In a row?

    Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

    by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

    He' 37

    he’s not old.

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    by scout6 on Jul 27, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

    He couldn't just call him "man"

    The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

    by SF Pete on Jul 27, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

    He could call him Dennis.

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    by scout6 on Jul 27, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

    He didn't know he was called Dennis

    GROUGTHINK ALERT
    "You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

    by groug on Jul 27, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Well, he didn't bother to ask, now did he?

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    by scout6 on Jul 27, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

    LOL young

    Utter frustration and futility.
    Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

    by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Man, you’re kind of a dick.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

    IM 17 ASSHOLE GET IT RIGHT

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
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    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Nope.

    Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

    by srpwrd on Jul 27, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Still waiting to hit the bottom of the chasm…

    Tell me I fell into the chasm.

    You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

    by bgunn on Jul 27, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

    One more thing about Renteria

    Does it seem like he is trying to guess the next pitch vs see it? I think some days his bat speed is so slow if he doesn’t start swinging during the windup there is no way he’ll catch up to a fastball.

    No one here gets out alive.

    by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

    He's ALWAYS been that kind of hitter

    and yet has hacked out more career hits at age 33 than Willie McCovey had at 43

    The money lies in the RBIs
    -- Jeff Kent

    by hokysmksbw on Jul 26, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Career OPS

    Edgar Renteria .742
    Willie McCovey .889

    And like you said. McCovey played till he was 43.

    No one here gets out alive.

    by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

    irrelevant

    it’s about ACTUAL REALIZED HITS not a phantom comparison of non-overlapping careers

    The money lies in the RBIs
    -- Jeff Kent

    by hokysmksbw on Jul 27, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Irrelevant

    McCovey had 4,219 total bases.

    Renteria has 3,110.

    Rent has a long way to go.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

    TROLL

    as everyone knows, the Giants established a longstanding tradition of not knowing what they had with their treatment of McCovey.

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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    by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

    wOBP

    No one here gets out alive.

    by Bond16 on Jul 27, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

    sorry... OBA

    No one here gets out alive.

    by Bond16 on Jul 27, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I know

    /gives hard time

    :)

    by DrDC on Jul 27, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

    TWSS

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    by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I would have voted for both of Rent's last two at-bats as some of the ugliest this year.

    Struck out twice with RISP.

    Why is the ninth inning the only one getting the glory? If he’d done it right the first time we may not have had to bat in the ninth.

    Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

    by breadfan7 on Jul 26, 2010 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

    If Derosa would have stayed healthy we would be fine right now!

    /ducks

    by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:20 PM PDT reply actions  

    Wreck'dddddd

    Hard to believe he hit a walk off Baltimore chop 23 years ago now that’s what I call longevity!

    "The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

    by sfgiants420 on Jul 26, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

    He hit walkoff baltimore chop 23 years ago?

    She wasn’t even alive!

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

    by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

    edgAARP ain’t havin that

    "The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

    by sfgiants420 on Jul 26, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Buy a gun.

    Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

    Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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    by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

    http://www.omgsoysauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/asian-girl-boxing-gif.gif

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    by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

    HA!

    Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

    Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
    IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

    by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I really need to make a

    “Who else but jctGamer?” poster thing.

    Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

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    by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

    o_O

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Tsurugi = gone to?

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 26, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Nah, went to this shopping center place on Madonna.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

    That’s silly.

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 26, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Eh, I’ll talk my parents into going to Tsurugi tomorrow. Either that or the Blues game.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

    ORDER

    Tuna Tataki = Ordered!

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 26, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Hah, I’m the only person in my immediate family who doesn’t eat sushi outside of California rolls. :P

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I used to be like you

    then I saw the light. Life is so much better now.

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Yeah, my brother’s been trying to get me to at least try sashimi or something, but idk. It just doesn’t seem like something I’ll enjoy.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

    just look at the ingredients

    pick out something that looks full of deliciousness, and order

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Alright, then.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

    YOU SAID THEY LOVED SUSHI

    Well then just get the Kobe beef, Christ!

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 27, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

    They eat sushi! I don’t!

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

    All your prevaricating is getting me a little antsy!

    I misread. They have Sukiyaki type stuff if you’re more into that. The menu is endless and amazing.

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 27, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

    LOL.

    Hm. That sounds pretty good, actually. I’ll definitely have to try this place out before I go to school.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

    also

    Firestone – best burger I’ve ever had
    High Street Deli – Great sangwiches
    Giant Grinder shop – also great sangwiches
    Morro Bay – more great seafood than you can shake your fist at

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

    High Street Deli is awesome.

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 27, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

    only bad thing

    don’t go there if you need to be somewhere else soon

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Never did. My experience there was very European. Order a sandwich and beer, sit out in the amazing weather while enjoying my beer and awaiting my sandwich.

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 27, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

    yup

    that’s the way to do it

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I’m gonna have to make a list now, lol.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

    wait

    you are AZN?

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Yes.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

    OH MY GOD, WAIT WHAT!!!!?!!?!?!?

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Were you here when I first mentioned I was Asian?

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

    maybe? i probably don't remember

    but wow… took me about like 15 years to actually try chinese food, LOVED IT!!!!!!

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Haha, okay. But, yeah, I’m Asian. And, dude, Chinese food is the shit.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

    it definitely is!

    nothing better than getting it here in they bay Area

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Getting it in Taiwan!

    Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
    The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
    I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

    by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

    OK SMART ASS!!!! haha

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

    agreed

    I just wish that they would not think that just cause I’m the white devil that they shouldn’t give me the good shit.

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

    YEA!!! hey, i got some color on me!

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

    All internet gurlz

    are belong to us

    Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
    The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
    I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

    by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

    AZNS ARE TAKIN OVER TEH INTERNETZ!!

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Pika was definitely in the thread where we were speaking Tagalog, insofar as I am capable of that.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

    yea, that was the Milwaukee series

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Puede ka ba magsalita madulas Tagalog, though?

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

    /eats duck abortion

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Oh, ew. Balut is fucking disgusting.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Oh god….

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Ha, Google translate tells me that means “Can you speak Tagalog slippery, though?”

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

    LOL, what even.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

    (BTW)

    I knew this.

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

    LOL, I fell into the sarchasm.

    But, seriously, though. I constantly get asked how I don’t like sushi even though I’m azn.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I don’t understand how anybody could not like Sushi.

    Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
    The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
    I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

    by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I’m in the same camp, but it clearly happens.

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 27, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Eh. I grew up in a Hispanic culture, so I gravitated more toward that than my Asian heritage.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

    /SUSPECTS THE TACO TRUCK

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 27, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

    TACO TRUCKS ARE THE SHIT, MAN.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Agreed.

    Ramon’s truck on the border of Madera…. AWESOME.

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 27, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Hah, I’ve never been to a taco truck in Madera.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Ramon’s direct before 145…. That man is a genius.

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 27, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I gotta get a taco there, then.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

    So… hispanics are pretty awesome, huh?

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Hispanic culture

    in Fresno, you say?

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

    North of Fresno.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

    UNHEARD OF

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

    INCONCEIVABLE

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

    INCEPTION!!!

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

    It's pretty easy

    I prefer it when the animals I eat are cooked.

    Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

    by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

    you're missing out

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

    but I've had it before

    And I don’t like it. I am white, give me some cheese please.

    Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

    by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

    hey

    that’s just more for me.

    thank you. you keep the cost of things like bluefin tuna, uni, and likely even oysters, eaten raw by whitey without Japanese influence, to a minimum.

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Oystersnomnomnom

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

    heh

    I have been in groups, each of which was no larger than 3 people, where we have finished off the available oysters in the kitchen.

    one of which had ‘oyster bar’ in the name of the restaurant.

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I don’t think it’s so much of a case of me being white anyway, more of just the fact that I’m a bit of a picky eater.

    Onions = death (or at least vomit)

    Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

    by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

    oh wow

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

    All onions?

    Or even light onions, say on a nice turkey sandwich?

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Green onions well-cooked

    Are okay. In general, food is much, much better if no onions are involved.

    Or at least….make it a minor ingredient and nuke the hell out of it.

    Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

    by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

    oh wow.

    I would eat onions like apples if it was socially acceptable.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

    That is socially unacceptable for very good reason.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Says you!

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

    And everyone else in society, discounting ogres.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I tried that once on a shallot (I was really, really bored), and I had the taste in my mouth for 5+ hours.

    Big mistake.

    Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

    by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

    The good taste!

    Or I guess not, from your experience

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Fish that can’t be consumed as close to raw as possible is wrong.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

    That’s weird.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

    /suspects the mail man.

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 27, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

    but

    you are all the same.

    black hair, like rice.

    Just like how us whiteys all love whatever hitler loved

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Eva Braun

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 27, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

    awesome

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I went to a white friend's house

    he puts soysauce in the fridge. I slapped him.

    Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
    The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
    I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

    by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

    good

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

    /propeller

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 27, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

    What the fuck.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I put soy sauce in my food.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

    wait, really?

    where should it go?

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

    not in the fridge?

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

    hold the phone

    you are saying that a condiment known for 1000s of years before refrigeration, doesn’t need to be refrigerated?

    /mind blown

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

    ikr

    crazy

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Anywhere but the fridge.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

    step 1 : cut a hole in the box

    Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
    The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
    I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

    by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Sushi is delicious.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

    duh

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

    the eff

    I lived there for 3 years never heard of that place. HOW!?!?!?!

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Clearly you and Swanson have a blood feud.

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 26, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

    haha

    I think I saw him like 3 times total when I was down there

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Decided not to click.

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 26, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

    read my sig

    Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
    The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
    I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

    by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

    You don’t want to.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

    It's not the worst thing that has been posted on this site.

    Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

    Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
    IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

    by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

    No, I am a chick. I just didn’t expect that comment, lol.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Someone had to say it!

    I also just realized what your username means.

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

    LOL.

    I’m surprised some people actually know what it means, tbh.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I knew both parts

    It just took me until now to put them together

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I had to google it. /bad knowledge

    "I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

    by djp4cal on Jul 27, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

    The baltimore chop was interesting to me when I saw Ken Burns' Baseball documentary

    It kind of died off pretty quickly though.

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Yeah, it did. But I do act like a total fangirl whenever I see a successful baltimore chop nowadays.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I like the chop, the suicide squeeze, and the inside-the-park home run

    Oh, and the drag bunt that works.

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I love seeing inside-the-parkers. And the suicide squeeze is hella fun to see when executed properly.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Agreed.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Benny “the Jet” Rodriguez!

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Hey, fuck that guy.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

    That’s a great movie if you just turn it off a few minutes early.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

    oh man

    Omar’s straight steal in ’08 was a thing of beauty.

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I kinda want to see Andres do that one day.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Hell yeah

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Yes.

    "I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

    by djp4cal on Jul 27, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

    That’s right. I totally forgot Burns mentioned it.

    "I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

    by djp4cal on Jul 27, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

    TWSS

    Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

    by oldjacket on Jul 27, 2010 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

    The mood is too depressing here

    To cheer you up…

    Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
    The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
    I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

    by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:30 PM PDT reply actions  

    Obvious lies about the defense.

    Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

    Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
    IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

    by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

    he needs to work on his footwork

    by shallow23 on Jul 27, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

    hot

    Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
    "Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

    by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Being a Veteran

    0

    I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

    by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

    These charts make me want to break something.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Whoa there

    Let’s be calm, sir

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

    URGE TO KILL RISING

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

    why?

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

    NEEDS MOAR POWR

    Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

    by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Watching Daybreakers. Will it be more entertaining than the Giants?

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

    Ethan Hawke has no reflection.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I assume most transparent actors have that problem.

    Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

    Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
    IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

    by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I think they hit all the major points in the first five minutes. No reflections. Burn in sunlight. Have fangs. Connected to bats.

    The only thing missing is the crucifix.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I’m not counting garlic because it’s been out of the popular depiction for years.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Really?

    Who started that up?

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I'm not sure I understand the question, but....

    You really never see the “garlic hurts vampires” thing anymore, and you haven’t for a while. Sunlight: check (even though Dracula himself could go out in the sun unharmed – this would have been a point in Stephanie Meyers’s favor if she hadn’t gone with sparkles). Wooden stakes: check (just noticed I missed that in the above list). Bats: check. Christian symbols: check. Mirrors: check.

    But I guess garlic is too goofy or something.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I mean, which authors started to not include the garlic

    Or was it just kind of everyone after a while?

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Oh, I’m not really sure. It’s just something I’ve noticed seems to have fallen out of favor. I think that so much of the vampire today has to do with “reimagining” it somehow (one thing that makes me so sad about vampires today), and people are always trying to figure out what to include and what to ignore – the garlic thing is probably the first to go every time.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I see

    I kind of dislike “reimagining” past creatures like vampires and werewolves, but all those teens go gaga for them, so it’s whatever I guess.

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

    meh

    there isn’t much consistency with vampire abilities throughout history either, this picking bits and pieces thing is nothing new. Though Stephanie Meyer can take her pseudo vampires and gtfo.

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Yeah, but today creating your vampire really seems to be the point of the story all too often. That seems more recent to me. I could be wrong. I’m not really an expert. Just an interested party.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

    go back to Civ

    Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
    The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
    I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

    by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I’m going to Civ pretty much all tomorrow and Wednesday.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

    the game?

    OMG, there’s a CIV 5 coming out just before my birthday.

    wish I had the spare time of youth

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Heck yes the game.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

    NERD

    I just put Civ 4 on the new computer. Was thinking that I might jump into a good civ weekend session.

    although, that’s really more of a winter thing.

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

    /remembers civ 1

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I think I recently uninstalled Civ 4

    Jeaaaggaahh

    by Soulbrother16 on Jul 27, 2010 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

    i couldn’t get through it even though i was stuck in an airline seat for 9 hours.

    No one here gets out alive.

    by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

    SAM NEILL

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

    OH GOD VAMPIRE MONKEYS = ANIMAL TESTING

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Oh good, projective vomit.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Wow, exploding head.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Wow, that car really exploded for some reason.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I just watched an episode of The Prisoner

    I AM NOT A NUMBER. I’M A MAN.

    GROUGTHINK ALERT
    "You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

    by groug on Jul 27, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

    tangent

    Didn’t somebody try to start an Iron Maiden sing-along going earlier in the thread? From the same album:

    NOT A PRISONER.
    I’M A FREE MAN.
    AND MY BLOOD IS MY OOOOOWWWWNN NOW

    Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

    by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Oh, I’m pretty sure that’s Sam Neill’s daughter.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Why even drive around at night? You stupid humans deserve whatever is happening to you now.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Oh good, biterape.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

    was it hot?

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

    It was stupid.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

    this doesn't answer the question

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

    movie's stupid?

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Yeah. :(

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

    wanna know a movie that isn't?

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Avatar?

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

    umm... i donno bout that one... D:

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

    INCEPTION

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

    TRUF

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I don’t understand the fuck out of this cure.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

    That movie really didn’t make much sense.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Now, the only question is whether to “hated it” or “didn’t like it” on Netflix.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

    OT

    should I buy SC2 tomorrow?

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:36 PM PDT reply actions  

    Heard it’s a little lame. I think from Bircher?

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 26, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

    yeah he had the beta

    but the beta had no singleplayer. I guess i should wait for reviews to see how the campaign is first

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Blizzard RTS have always had good single player. If that’s all you want it for, then I’d say go for it.

    My main gripe is that they took out so much depth from the multiplayer. Workers automatically split, melee units auto-surround, and control groups are enormous now.

    /nerdrant

    It goes my oh my, we chokin' on borrowed time

    by geef on Jul 26, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I'm really glad they did that stuff

    I’m absolutely terrible at micro

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Yeah, those actually sound like improvements. Particularly since I don’t have a mouse.

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 26, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

    good god man

    buy one, they’re like $10

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I really should.

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 26, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

    They are for the more casual (for lack of a better word) players, but the most defining aspect of SC multiplayer was how much your actions per minute could influence you.

    I’m no Korean progamer, but I was C+/C on ICCUP so I could hold my own against some pretty decent players.

    I was like rank 1 or 2 in my Platinum division on SC2 beta also, but that’s not really that impressive since alot of people on there were flat out retarded, and if you played Zerg you could pretty much beat 90% of the people with a 5 pool.

    fuck i am such a nerd

    It goes my oh my, we chokin' on borrowed time

    by geef on Jul 26, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

    tldr: spam zerglings and roll over everyone

    It goes my oh my, we chokin' on borrowed time

    by geef on Jul 26, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

    You’ll get laid one day.

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 26, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

    derp

    It goes my oh my, we chokin' on borrowed time

    by geef on Jul 26, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

    what did you just say?

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

    yeah

    and thanks to their new matching system, hopefully i’ll never have to play you

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I’m not buying it.

    The only game I play now is HoN, but that’s only sporadically.

    It goes my oh my, we chokin' on borrowed time

    by geef on Jul 26, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

    to me

    it’s like fighting games, if you get paired with someone who plays WAY more than you, it’s no fun at all.

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Yeah, that’s true. I guess the best way I can put it is that if you liked Warcraft 3 more than Starcraft, you’ll probably love Starcraft 2.

    If there’s a DotA map for Starcraft 2 I may have to reconsider my choice of not buying it though. The map editor is incredible.

    It goes my oh my, we chokin' on borrowed time

    by geef on Jul 26, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

    def. like WC3 more

    except i wasn’t the hugest fan of the heroes

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    by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Check out teamliquid.net and look at the right side of the page for live user streams if you’re bored. I don’t know if anybody good is playing since I don’t recognize any names there, but it’s a fun watch.

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    by geef on Jul 26, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

    this is why

    I always liked turn based vs. real time.

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    by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I like both

    the Total War games are awesome IMO

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    by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I'm too distractable

    I want it all state-ful.

    Like baseball.

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    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

    you can eschew the RTS component of the TW games if you want

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    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Turned-based > RTS

    /thinks deeply

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    by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

    +1, I just can’t wrap my mind around it all while clicking all over the place, my brain wants a break.

    Jeaaaggaahh

    by Soulbrother16 on Jul 27, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

    5 pool?

    What I never understood was why people didn’t do 7 pool. Because when you put down the pool, you’re down to 6 and still have your 3 larva. Although I guess the lings don’t come out as quickly.

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

    A few years too late for Soul Caliber 2 but I still think its a great game.

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    by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Depends.

    I hated it because they dumbed it down so much from SC, but I’m probably a mega-nerd.

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    by geef on Jul 26, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

    will South Korea be able to survive another Starcraft?

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    by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Many blinded, many more dead.

    Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

    Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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    by scout6 on Jul 26, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I don't think Koreans are going to take it very well

    Especially since Blizzard’s been trying to fuck with KeSPA for a while.

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    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

    say wut?

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    by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I played some beta

    it was alright, but multiplayer isn’t really my thing unless i’m playing with friends

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    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I like the single-player mode because it helps my micro, and the campaign story is at least a little bit interesting

    But I enjoy playing it with friends the most because they introduced me to the game and helped me through it.

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

    OT to the OT

    more games need co-op modes

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    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Fasho!

    Call of Duty definitely needs one.

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    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

    IMO

    there’s no excuse for a modern FPS not to have one

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    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Yes

    And more games need to allow you to play co-op on one console, not just through the Internet

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    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

    YES

    there is no justifiable reason not to allow 4 players on one console ON FUCKING LEFT 4 DEAD 2

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    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

    omg, that was just incredibly dumb

    Especially since that game relies so heavily on teamwork

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    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

    honestly

    i know it cost them at least one customer (me). I would have played the shit out of that game, but it’s not worth it if i can’t play it as a party game

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    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Seriously. That was just stupid.

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    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

    fucking dumbass
    The Marlins’ Chris Coghlan became the latest casualty of an over-exuberant celebration, injuring his right knee while rushing to plant a shaving-cream pie in the face of Wes Helms after Sunday’s walk-off victory. This comes less than two months after Angels’ first baseman Kendry Morales suffered a season-ending injury jumping on the plate following his walk-off homer.

    The Marlins did not reveal the cause of the injury until Monday, when Coghlan underwent an MRI exam in San Francisco. He has been diagnosed with a torn meniscus, and if he needs surgery, he’ll be out six-to-eight weeks. In the meantime, Coghlan was placed on the disabled list after Monday night’s game, and Logan Morrison has been recalled from the minors.

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    by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:38 PM PDT reply actions  

    What's next?

    Someone breaking their leg on a celebration?

    by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

    /Gramattica'd

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    by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I was thinking Kendry Morales actually.

    by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

    /rowand breaks face while celebrating walk off sac fly

    "The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

    by sfgiants420 on Jul 26, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

    He'll need knee surgery

    Unless he’s gonna drag his knee around the outfield like he’s the kevin garnett of the MLB.

    "The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

    by sfgiants420 on Jul 26, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Wes Helms?

    I thought only young players were supposed to get the shaving-cream pie

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    by Useful_Idiot on Jul 26, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I’ve had dinner with that dude. Him and Kyle Farnsworth I think it was.

    I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

    by jhiat00 on Jul 27, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

    To me, this was the best part:

    Team will ban pie celebrations now

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Good idea

    Are cake celebrations still allowed?

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    by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

    the cake celebrations are a lie

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    by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

    cake>pie

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

    Cake has the best music, pie has nothing

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    by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Surprising insight from a non-Sacramentan.

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 26, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I’m a northern californian, i know my alt bands

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    by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

    or indie bands

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

    or

    what ever we call bands that sell X ‘records’ that aren’t the Justin Beiber of their time

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    by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Dude, everything else, even Ke$ha >>>>>>>> Justin Beiber

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    by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Ke$ha's ass is a square

    it’s off putting.

    I mean, set up some poor chick from the sticks who can half carry a tune as a sex symbol, fine.

    Just, for good or ill, put a curve in that thing.

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    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

    haha, i need to check out her ass

    haven’t paid much attention to it, since i’ve been amazed at how fucking crazy she looks everytime she does a show… Katy perry though? sexy

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    by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

    and he's signed to Usher, i know right?

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

    being 15 and saying you're madly in love with Kim Kardashian

    always helps too

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    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I must say...

    The little bastard does get ass…for no good reason, but still

    by Artimus Clyde on Jul 27, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

    wait... he's 15 and gets it done?

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

    and

    his haircut is even more retarded than yours

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

    you don't know what my hair looks like!!!

    or do you!!?!??!

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Jailbate on Jailbate action…he’s livin it up, until he hits 18 and realizes his fan base doesn’t age

    by Artimus Clyde on Jul 27, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

    he’s doin illegal shit

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    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

    if he's gettin it done with chicks

    at 15 yrs old, that shits illegal

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    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

    negative good sir

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    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

    oh, it’s if you’re a GIRL

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    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

    naw it's about age differential

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    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

    what if he's interested in Kardashian

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

    then it'd be illegal for her

    if they were doing the dirty.

    Isn’t kardashian with reggie bush anyways?

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    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

    they done dawg

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    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

    he can do it all he wants…and so can the chicks if they aren’t 18

    by Artimus Clyde on Jul 27, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

    And honestly

    That shit happens ALL the time anyways

    by Artimus Clyde on Jul 27, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

    yea... i've heard things

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    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

    just messed up dude, so messed up

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    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

    statute law is ridiculous

    when Im 17 with a 17 and I turn 18…its wrong?? fuck that

    by Artimus Clyde on Jul 27, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

    It doesn’t work that way.

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 27, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

    depends on what state you're in

    usually there’s an allowance for something like a 2 year age differential

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    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

    now that would make a little more sense

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Yea, i find that as being pretty fucked up, like if it’s your 18th birthday?

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Just yank it yourself, for fuck’s sake.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

    YES!!!!

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

    IKR?

    you should be able to get a hummer from a 17 yr old on your birthday

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    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I find it fucked up in general

    18-30 is bad but legal

    17-20 not even bad, but prison…

    I don’t agree with the law thats all

    by Artimus Clyde on Jul 27, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

    and OT

    but I just put 2 and 2 together with your avatar and your name. Nice.

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    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I've never read your name

    except in Cartman’s voice

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    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

    fuck him

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

    i’m sure some girl did

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    by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

    well... i got nothing more to say

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    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

    hey man

    don’t fuck with the Biebs.

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    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

    best band from Sacramento

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    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I got to record in the same studio as them once. Not while they were there, unfortunately

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    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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    by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

    what kind cake?

    what kind pie?

    this is like arguing about the difference between “joe power hitter” and “john on base guy”. We need specifics to know which is a better hitter.

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    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

    it wasn't Renteria's fault

    It was my fault. Apparently, i brought the wrong people to the game tonight.

    I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

    by JRPhillips on Jul 26, 2010 11:57 PM PDT reply actions  

    but we had a good time. Still, I blame them.

    I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

    by JRPhillips on Jul 26, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

    That game was stupid. Glad I got a free ticket.

    "I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

    by djp4cal on Jul 27, 2010 12:14 AM PDT reply actions  

    yo djp, good for you, plus you got some drinks

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    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Hell yeah I did.

    "I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

    by djp4cal on Jul 27, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Wow.

    Fucking knife fight broke out here tonight. I mean, it was a tough loss, but we’ve had tougher. What the hell?

    Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

    by oldjacket on Jul 27, 2010 12:15 AM PDT reply actions  

    IM FUCKING PISSED

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

    RAGE!

    Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

    by oldjacket on Jul 27, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

    RAWR!!!

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

    at the game? where was this?

    by 49erEmpire on Jul 27, 2010 12:32 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

    no

    it was comicon. and it was a pen. to the eye

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    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Oh, I heard about that. My friend said the stabber got jumped by like 15 nerds.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I don’t think I want to know what the hell that thread about Bieber is about.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:24 AM PDT reply actions  

    talking about how much he gets some

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

    … … …

    I don’t know how to respond to this.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

    i’m not posting that gif again

    Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
    The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
    I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

    by jctGamer on Jul 27, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

    so yea... would you like a hungry bear cookie?

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Uh. YES.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

    it's his awesome haircut

    Pika’s jealous

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

    i think all the popular people have those types of hair cuts i guess

    people that have seen a pic of me know i don’t have that hair style at all

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

    sure

    but I hear you are into Irish now, so your standards are low

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

    nope, i'm not into Irish, screw that shit

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

    disclaimer

    my grandmother’s name was Margaret Mary. My mother, Mary Margaret. She was the 3rd of 14.

    I will make any Irish joke I want, thank you very much. :)

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

    haha! i'm into armenian chicks!!

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

    People need to just masturbate more is my solution.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Both the how and why of your solution.

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 27, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

    sex can wait, masturbate

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

    It’s totally fair

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I can't argue

    Its also the solution to grieving giant losses…brb

    by Artimus Clyde on Jul 27, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

    It goes my oh my, we chokin' on borrowed time

    by geef on Jul 27, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

    The implications of that photo are pretty sick.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I should not have used the word photo.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

    yes

    that is one unfortunate arrow

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Oh my.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

    well that explains everything about him

    by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 27, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

    !

    It goes my oh my, we chokin' on borrowed time

    by geef on Jul 27, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

    subject lines are for squares

    It goes my oh my, we chokin' on borrowed time

    by geef on Jul 27, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

    God. The things I miss when not signing on for an entire day.

    "I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

    by djp4cal on Jul 27, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Work tomorrow! Time for bed. It was fun.

    "Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

    -Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

    by Alex_Lewis on Jul 27, 2010 12:31 AM PDT reply actions  

    TWSS!!!

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

    The last thing I watched was Rowand’s homer. I’m glad I missed the rest of the game.

    by Natto on Jul 27, 2010 12:51 AM PDT reply actions  

    Did you wait around to watch the conformation of the HR, or just the initial call?

    Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

    by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Dam

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 12:57 AM PDT reply actions  

    Did you forget the “n”?

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

    nit

    well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
    Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
    mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

    by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

    THREE GORGES DOWN THE STRETCH, NERDS

    GROUGTHINK ALERT
    "You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

    by groug on Jul 27, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

    You can keep your Chinese dams!

    I am all about the Hoover baby!!! USA USA USA!

    by calbearjd on Jul 27, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

    nit

    well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
    Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
    mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

    by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 1:00 AM PDT reply actions  

    /reply failbear

    well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
    Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
    mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

    by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Did you forget the d?

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

    /double-secret reply failbeard

    well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
    Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
    mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

    by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Fangraphs article on Andres Torres

    Read it. Or don’t.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:03 AM PDT reply actions  

    The "Or don't" should have been a link to like Google or something.

    once again you disappoint me.

    Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

    Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
    IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

    by scout6 on Jul 27, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

    IM NOT HERE TO PLEASE YOU

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

    OR ARE YOU?

    Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

    Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
    IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

    by scout6 on Jul 27, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

    OR AM I?

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

    WHO ARE YOU HERE TO PLEASE?

    Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

    by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

    YOUR NAME IS PIKA

    AND YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

    1029 comments

    I was here
    I saw a f load of comments
    I cried
    I left

    Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
    Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

    by merkin on Jul 27, 2010 1:05 AM PDT reply actions  

    Come back!

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

    OK you talked me into it

    When Pablo is back, I still they need to platoon Uribe and Renteria
    Uribe playing against Lefties, and Renteria sitting against Righties

    Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
    Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

    by merkin on Jul 27, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

    LOL

    Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

    by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

    The warnings just keep getting weirder and weirder

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 1:25 AM PDT reply actions  

    examples pls?

    Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

    by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

    i dont think i can go into it

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Huh… gross.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

    i norite?

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

    How do you know if you’ve been warned?

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

    A message will pop up on your screen if you try to post. Wanna see?

    by Natto on Jul 27, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Okay?

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

    WTF CHOP!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I WANNA KNOW WHAT A WARNING LOOKS LIKE, BRO.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

    then piss of natto!!

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

    LOL, it was an amusing gif.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

    i knorite???

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Dude, like, you know that Natto bro?

    Like, fuck that guy.

    Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

    by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

    it didn’t work!

    Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

    by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

    THE POWER OF MODS!!! RAWR

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

    how does it work? does one of you screen for comments or something?

    Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

    by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Well, if we see something disagreeable in the course of posting, we’ll send a warning. I certainly don’t read through every single post on this board.

    by Natto on Jul 27, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

    nat is a bad mod for that too

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

    but i'd get sick of myself too

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I’m guessing in my short time here I’ve never posted anything objectionable enough to merit a warning.

    Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

    by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

    lol goody good

    A message appears on your screen when you try to p0st something.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

    It’s in line with my IRL rep.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

    You’re what?

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

    My non-existent real life reputation.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Oh. That’s too bad.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I actually like having the rep as the goody two-shoes among my friends, tbh.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Well, good on you then.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Eh, they’d probably be surprised as to how much I fucking curse, though.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

    No one is perfect. Everyone has something.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

    That’s what makes them all so easy to blackmail.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Ban PikaGiant or your onion fetish hits the news, bud.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I wouldn’t do that if I were you. It would be a shame if something happened that caused the rest of the world to learn about your affinity for toes.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Wait, that’s actually my affinity.

    I’m going to need some time to sort through which of things I can blackmail you with are and aren’t actually mine.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

    This time, baby, i’ll be bulletproof.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

    REALLY GRAHAM???

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Its catchy

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

    THATS THE PROBLEM!!!!

    i’m listening to it now! plus she’s a redhead!!!

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Ew.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

    yea… that fucking song, oh and she’s british

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Strike 2

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

    oh, and she's better than Beiber

    suck it graham!

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I don’t like him.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

    no shit, Graham

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Well then why was I told to suck it?

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

    with your "strikes"

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

    O ok

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I have no idea which song this is from.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I take it you don’t listen to the radio much?

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Not unless it’s oldies radio.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Probably for the best. I get bored of oldies after a while though. I need something faster.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I listen to top 40 sometimes, but not a lot of it interests me.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Yeah. I would never call it good music, but it can be fun to listen to.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Haha, definitely.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

    la roux

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

    kthx.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I curse and I should learn how to use FB for good, not evil. Eh, it’s better than the cocaine most people I know do.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Are those your only two options?

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Yes?

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Cussings cheaper.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

    What do you exactly mean by cheaper…?

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Well your average crack rock costs about $15, and cussing comes free with The Bill of Rights.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Ah, okay. But, I do have to pay for the internet, so the FB thing ain’t exactly free.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

    But this addiction is slightly healthier.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

    You’ve never seen my facebook, have you?

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

    MacGyver?

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Si. If you can, take a look at the friends list.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I can’t find it.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Huh. Weird. Go ahead and friend me if you want and look at it. But, meh, most of the things I do on FB are for the lulz.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

    That was a very sly way of asking me to be your friend. But I can’t find your profile.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

    LOL. Seriously? Huh. Did you try looking me up on Pika’s friends list?

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Did you change it from MacGyver? Cause I don’t see it.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I haven’t. Maybe you should just try looking it up under “Gyver.”

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I did. No luck. You have your search settings locked?

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Not that I know of.

    Y’know what, I’ll just look for you and send you a message or something.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I can hardly wait.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Uh-huh. Sure.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

    That was fast.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I’m on FB too much, bro.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I notice that about half your friends are baseball players.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Eh, more like 1/3, but yeah. For the lulz.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Yeah. I tried to add Buster but he denied me.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Hahaha, he has one?

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Yeah. I thinks its him. Whoever it was denied me, and I havent tried adding other players.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Ah, yeah. Usually, I just add them just being all, “lol let’s see what happens.” But that’s only if I’m hella bored.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

    it's called bein a creeper

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

    This is true.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

    i've seen both of yours

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Haha.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Just don't fucking cuss for the fucking sake of cussing.

    I hate those fuckers.

    Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

    by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Nah, I don’t do that.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

    that’s good

    Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

    by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I use Facebook for posting pictures of crying babies.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

    It’s funny because it’s true!

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Well, that’s something.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

    To be fair, I also use Facebook to post pictures of this:

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Style confused transsexuals?

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Was that too mean?

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

    If I was worried about people making fun of me, I wouldn’t post all the weirdest pictures of me.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Solid gameplan.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Indeed.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I got nuthin.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Solid stache

    I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

    by CB30 on Jul 27, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Can’t bash the stache.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Its a little David Spade-y

    I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

    by CB30 on Jul 27, 2010 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Its nucking futz!

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Hey!

    That’s also a slight at my height!

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Why are you wearing half an ostrich egg on your head?

    They could be Giants...but not really.

    by esseffgeez on Jul 27, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

    It’s a diving helmet, or something. The other dude in the picture appeared to be a psycho. He put it on my head and said that everybody wears it backward. Then we took the picture and he said a bunch of other stuff that I really didn’t understand.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

    LOL farmer's tan.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

    IT’S THE LIGHTING PROBABLY

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

    looks different now

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

    seen it, it's humorous

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Gabby loves ninong Garrett.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I was about to post something stereotypically female, but I stopped myself.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Aw man, now I want to know.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

    LOL, I was just gonna say “d’awww.”

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I warned Graham once and he thought he was banned.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Stop trying to cover it up. Everyone knows it was a conspiracy theory to get me banned, but something went wrong. I was strong. Very strong. Much stronger than you and Grant ever imagined. The banhammer simply crumbled atop my skull. You had to think fast, especially once I learned your real name. You came up with a idea that was just crazy enough to work. You ran to your computer, hurdling the laundry basket and crossing the basement in barely 3 steps. You changed my banning to a warning, then sat back and prayed. What you didn’t know, was that I was having a particularly good day, and was feeling rather merciful. You and Grant just assumed I never caught wind of the original plan, but if only you knew how wrong you were. How wrong you were, until tonight, that is.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Wow, you got Natto to warn you twice?

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

    He was a little intimidated.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I kind of want to warn you with Assflame, but I really shouldn’t.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

    did you warn me with this one? i mean i got a good laugh out of it!

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Good choice, he thought he was sly bout what he did, BUT SOMEONE WITNESSED IT!!!

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I’mma get you in a minute PiKA. Just fair warning.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Aw man, I should have gone with Whack_a_kitty.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

    there's still time... i shouldn't have said that

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

    No, it’s too cute for human eyes.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

    LOL

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

    He means business

    An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

    by O R They? on Jul 27, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

    DEAL WITH IT.

    Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

    by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

    i got a pretty funny one with a person an a skateboard

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Haha, nice.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Every time I think it’s not going to be funny, the gif starts over and that person does that little failhop and I’m lulzing again.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

    hahaha, this is so true, i had to watch it for like 5 minutes, and i couldn’t stop laughing!

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Damn it.

    Every time there’s a subthread about warnings and a bunch of people get warned, I miss it. What does a guy have to do to get a warning around here?

    My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

    by goGSW24 on Jul 27, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I am sure Howie to Jct could point you to a few useful tips.

    Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

    Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
    IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

    by scout6 on Jul 27, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Probably

    My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

    by goGSW24 on Jul 27, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Just ask Natto to warn you.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Done.

    My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

    by goGSW24 on Jul 27, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

    How was the movie?

    Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

    by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I saw you were here and was just about to post about it.

    It’s really, really good. You should go see it.

    My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

    by goGSW24 on Jul 27, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Good enough for me. Will do!

    Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

    by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Woooo!

    Take kdl.

    My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

    by goGSW24 on Jul 27, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

    TOLD YOU LARS!!! IT WAS AWESOME!!!

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

    What movie did you go see?

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Inception.

    Lars thought he was going to dislike it because it’s so over-hyped. So when I mentioned I was going to see it yesterday, he said he would randomly trust my opinion on it. And it was really freaking awesome.

    My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

    by goGSW24 on Jul 27, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Ah, I see. I keep thinking I’m gonna dislike it, too, but then I saw clips of it and now I hella want to see it.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

    go see it

    it’s really really good

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Hey, Netflix has Dragon Tattoo on Instant Watch. That’s convenient.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Oh, good lord, it’s two and a half hours long.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

    so... how you liking netflix?

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Netflix is wonderful.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

    worth it? because i dont have it yet, thinkin bout it though

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

    hell yeah it's worth it

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

    hell yeah it's worth it

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

    stop copying me

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    stop copying me

    My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

    by goGSW24 on Jul 27, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

    why are you hitting yourself?

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I have it saved to my Netflix queueue.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

    if the movie is not available yet then it’s saved

    The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

    by SF Pete on Jul 27, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    You heard right.

    My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

    by goGSW24 on Jul 27, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Fuck it, I can’t watch this movie.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Being at the game

    The Giants looked totally flat until Rowand’s homer.

    Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
    "Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

    by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2010 1:35 AM PDT reply actions  

    OT: watched Beautiful Losers last night

    great doc about street art that came up in the late 80’s and 90’s. It’s an instant watch on Netflix

    An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

    by O R They? on Jul 27, 2010 1:45 AM PDT reply actions  

    5 days in a row. 5 different start times

    Wednesday-Sunday’s game time: 4:05 PM, 12:45 PM, 7:15 PM, 1:05 PM and 5:09 PM

    Side note: I didn’t know Estes and Aurilia are getting their plaques on the Wall of Fame on Saturday.

    Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
    "Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

    by SFGuy on Jul 27, 2010 1:48 AM PDT reply actions  

    5:09?

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

    It’s 1:09 somewhere.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Fiji.

    THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

    by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 27, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Oh, sweet, then I’ll probably get to listen to the game on Saturday before the Grizz game.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

    AmyGGiants
    My apologies to the unknown gentleman crossing my path while on-air! Reactionary move 

    I missed the game. What is this referring to?

    by kingofthacove on Jul 27, 2010 2:11 AM PDT reply actions  

    Some fellow . . .

    . . . who started to walk between her and the camera while she was doing a standup. She swept her arm across, moving him back in a way that Kuip and Kruk suggested great volleyball arms, while carrying on unfazed.

    Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

    by owlcroft on Jul 27, 2010 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Somebody cue the Christian Bale sound byte.

    Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

    by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 2:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

    2:14 am

    LOL SLEEP

    Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

    by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 2:14 AM PDT reply actions  

    I promised myself I was going to bed at 2, too.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Sleep? what’s that?

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I swear, I think I'm nocturnal

    There’s no other explanation as to why I keep drifting my bedtime back to 4am, 5am, 6am…

    Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

    by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 27, 2010 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

    So this game sucked, and Renteria’s “play” made me want to hurl. However, if they can shake this off and play well the rest of the series this will only be a blip in the middle of this hot streak.

    Just pray to your baseball gods this isn’t the beginning of a downward spiral.

    Jeaaaggaahh

    by Soulbrother16 on Jul 27, 2010 2:19 AM PDT reply actions  

    If we can win against Johnson

    WS here we come!

    Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
    Bertier: Yours.
    Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.

    by Amigo on Jul 27, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Alright, Rowand! If you will it, it is no dream.

    Sometimes, there's a man...well, he's the man for his time and place.

    by I'm_a_Man on Jul 27, 2010 6:25 AM PDT reply actions  

    Wow!

    This whole comment section is filled with crap, used bandaids, fast food containers and various body parts that were harvested for the coming revolution.

    In other words: McCovey Chronicles.

    I love you little fucksticks. You are nothing if not entertaining.

    Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

    by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 7:52 AM PDT reply actions  

    Love you too Lars!

    Though some of us more than others

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I love Lars the most. Obviously.

    Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

    by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

    The most frequently, maybe.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

    The most frequently freakily, maybe.

    You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

    by bgunn on Jul 27, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Hey!

    What has he been telling you guys?

    Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

    by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Lame

    All he did was write me this lousy thousand-word description.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I hate the internt.

    Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

    by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

    *internet

    Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

    by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Did I leave my handcuffs at your place?

    Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

    by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

    No, but you did leave that riding crop.

    Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

    by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I probably left it next to the Twister mat.

    Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

    by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

    WUT

    "I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

    by djp4cal on Jul 27, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

    LOL

    My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

    by goGSW24 on Jul 27, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I read this as “I hate the intent”, and thought that Howie had deeply, deeply offended kdl.

    Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

    by rotorueter on Jul 27, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Oh, he does that on a regular basis.

    Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

    by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

    All I got was a T-shirt!

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Winner.

    Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

    by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

    lol

    My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

    by goGSW24 on Jul 27, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

    /high five!

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

    a backhanded compliment if I evar heard one

    well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
    Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
    mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

    by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Long time reader, but I’ve never posted. My lone observation from last night’s game is that Pat the Bat is the most unhappy professional baseball player I’ve ever seen.

    ..:Fear The Fin:..
    The artist formerly known as cyoung

    by OtherKid on Jul 27, 2010 7:58 AM PDT reply actions  

    I think he's only unhappy when he sucks

    Or maybe he’s unhappy because he’s realizing he’s declining

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

    /looks kinda like Ray Liotta

    well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
    Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
    mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

    by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Gerald buster posey has been discovered!

    A Hitting Savant

    Regardless of the location in which a pitch is thrown, Giants rookie Buster Posey has thus far shown an incredible ability to hit the ball with authority and effectively use the entire field. Buster OlneyInsider

    Buster onley giving gerald some love today, gerald has been discovered!

    epic photo by the way with russel martin looking on at something he can’t do HIT LOL.

    "The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

    by sfgiants420 on Jul 27, 2010 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

    Ha

    Looks like another “sweet release” image.

    Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

    Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
    IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

    by scout6 on Jul 27, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Hooray Hoorah

    You think I’m stupid
    Stay out of my way
    You think I’m stupid
    Yeah yeah yeah

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

    LOL PIKA

    My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

    by goGSW24 on Jul 27, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

    OH REALLY GRANT??? REALLY!?!??!

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

    lol

    GROUGTHINK ALERT
    "You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

    by groug on Jul 27, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

    nu metal nonsense

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Make a wish!

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:11 AM PDT reply actions  

    The Indians DFA’ed their second round pick from 2006. I don’t really understand why. A 25 year old in AAA is not that old, and has a minor league line of .280/.341/.442.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

    He sucks. I watch him everyday. They had to move him to 1B from 3B, but he is awful defensively at both positions.

    Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

    by rotorueter on Jul 27, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

    You follow Cleveland’s AAA team?

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

    That’s hardcore.

    Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

    by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Reply fail?

    You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

    by bgunn on Jul 27, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Funny.

    Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

    by kdl on Jul 27, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

    but the numberz

    well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
    Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
    mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

    by greatgiantfan on Jul 27, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Dude, warn me!

    My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

    by goGSW24 on Jul 27, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

    LOL

    That GIF was awesome!

    My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

    by goGSW24 on Jul 27, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Oh really? I missed that. Thats cool.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

    it's funny, i keep forgetting about that

    so now i can get info, inside info bout the indians, which almost all of my friends root for

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Thats cool

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Being an indians fan isn’t cool dude

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I like the Indians

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I'm sorry

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I like Travis Hafner, that's bout it

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

    My friend likes the Indians.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

    My friends are from Cleveland

    i feel bad for them

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

    what happened to the city of Cleveland in the past month?

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

    ftfy

    Why what has happened to Cleveland sports in the past month 46 years?

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I fuckin love MGMT.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

    They’re pretty cool.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Understatement. They might be my favorite non-rap group.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I’m into punk music for the most part, so MGMT’s style isn’t what I listen to on a normal basis. But I like them.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

    There are no other bands quite like them

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

    have you ever listened to Ratatat?

    if you haven’t, stop what you’re doing and listen now.

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

    yeah, I like them a lot too.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

    i fuckin agree!

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I can't believe Grant won't start a new thread...

    Bad taste in music and wants everyone’s computers to explode

    by calbearjd on Jul 27, 2010 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

    I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!

    Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

    by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

    1400 comments?

    My computer has survived many more than that.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Sometimes solutions aren't so simple.

    "I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

    by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Discuss
    The Yankees are one of six teams on the no-trade list of Royals closer Joakim Soria, reports ESPN’s Andrew Marchand. We learned yesterday that the Yankees made a “big proposal” for Soria, even dangling Jesus Montero, but the Royals were not interested.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

    So

    Soria does not want to go to the Yankees? Good for him.

    Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

    Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
    IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

    by scout6 on Jul 27, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Oh, and Jack Tatum died.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

    YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF WHAT I DISCUSS!

    Montero for Soria would be a huge overpay.

    Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

    by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 27, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Why Soria?

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

    He’s pretty damn good, he’s on a losing team, and Dayton Moore’s an idiot.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

    But he's a reliever

    And the Yankees don’t really need another one.

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Yeah but they're the Yankees

    So, why not?

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Yankees also never stockpile people

    However, they may want to be the first team to have a $300 million payroll

    by calbearjd on Jul 27, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

    They are starting to look for Rivera's heir.

    LOL JOBA

    Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

    Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
    IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

    by scout6 on Jul 27, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Joba is good, actually. He shroud be a good closer.

    I was promised lasagna.

    by Cookyman on Jul 27, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

    The Shroud of Chamberlain?

    Utter frustration and futility.
    Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

    by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Yes.

    I was promised lasagna.

    by Cookyman on Jul 27, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Want to grow long hair and a beard?

    You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

    by bgunn on Jul 27, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Wait, Soria got 6 teams to choose not to got to, and he chose the Yankees? That’s awesome.

    I was promised lasagna.

    by Cookyman on Jul 27, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

    That's terrible

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Wow.

    My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

    by goGSW24 on Jul 27, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I’m speechless.

    "IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
    Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 27, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Anybody watching OTL on ESPN, this is absolutely nuts, talking about skateboarding and Xgames falls

    His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

    by PiKAgiant on Jul 27, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

    I watched the end of the game (and the beginning)

    And I don’t get the Edgar hate. That was not an ugly at bat. It was disappointing, but he worked a full count and whiffed on a decent breaking ball. It’s not like it was a BP fastball right down the middle, or a typical Rowand two striker slide job.

    Back on the market.

    by positiveuphemism on Jul 27, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

    I thought the only bad thing was that

    Rent, being the veteran he is, should’ve known a changeup was coming. That, or Nunez’s change is just really nasty

    by TBRMKane on Jul 27, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I thought about this. He could have just guessed and said, don’t swing at anything, he’s prolly gonna throw something I can’t hit. On the other hand, this is not a really good approach for any player to take in that situation. He saw a pitch he thought he could hit and missed. Better that than taking some cheese down the middle.

    Back on the market.

    by positiveuphemism on Jul 27, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

    /Banned for knocking Scott

    Scott was the only offense the Giants had last night…THE ONLY OFFENSE!

    by calbearjd on Jul 27, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

    loling USC is never OT.

    Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
    You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
    --Daisy Owl

    by Viliphied on Jul 27, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

    This

    Screw them.

    My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

    by goGSW24 on Jul 27, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

    They’re up there with no clue of wtf it all means.

    Jeaaaggaahh

    by Soulbrother16 on Jul 27, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Who the fuck are those people?

    Utter frustration and futility.
    Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

    by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

    argument for steroid testing in baseball

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Oh… no thanks. I’m related to enough goombahs to not find their antics particularly amusing.

    Utter frustration and futility.
    Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

    by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

    But they're legit

    They are on the NYSE ringing the opening bell!

    by calbearjd on Jul 27, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

    That’s not the NJSE?!

    You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

    by bgunn on Jul 27, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

    half of these aren't even Italian

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Half of my relatives in Jersey aren’t either.

    Utter frustration and futility.
    Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

    by Johnny Disaster on Jul 27, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

    GTL BRO /fist pump

    "I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

    by djp4cal on Jul 27, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

    It's reasons like this I hope I do not have a daughter

    Cause if this media trend continues the only way it will look like she can get ahead will be to sleep with athletes and make crappy autotuned music.

    Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

    Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
    IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

    by scout6 on Jul 27, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

    IRL LOL

    Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

    by breadfan7 on Jul 27, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    this is awesome.

    My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

    by goGSW24 on Jul 27, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I want to punch each one of them in the face.

    Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

    Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
    IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

    by scout6 on Jul 27, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

    LOL wow

    Those all made me crack up, especially the one ballroom dance one.

    Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

    McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

    by baetown415 on Jul 27, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Dave Stewart/Mike Tyson high?

    Will Clark high?

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Almost Mickey Mouse high

    YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

    by heimy25 on Jul 27, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

    whoa

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    "Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

    "You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

    Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

    by DrStankus on Jul 27, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Another source told Levine that six teams are bidding for Dunn: The White Sox, Angels, Tigers Rangers and two NL clubs. As you can see below, the Rockies and Giants have been linked to Dunn, but it’s not certain that those two teams are pursuing him now.
    The Giants also expressed interest in Dunn, according to Knobler.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

    Josh Willingham is drawing interest from the Braves, Rays, and Red Sox. Adam Dunn remains a trade candidate as well, but the Nationals would only deal one of the two.

    And it seems more likely that Dunn will be traded.

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Chuck Norris is an awful actor

    Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
    Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
    "The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 27, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

    When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

    by TBRMKane on Jul 27, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

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