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Giants/Marlins Series Preview

When I look at the Marlins roster, it just makes me irritated at the Padres. Seriously. The Marlins are the team that was supposed to have a keg of good young pitching on tap. The Marlins were supposed to have young, competent hitters all throughout the lineup. Then I look at their roster, and both things are still true. Fourth place and hovering around .500 for most of the season. The Padres have one guy with an on-base percentage above .330 in the starting lineup. Even accounting for Petco National Park, that’s hard to believe. First place, and they haven’t lost for 24 straight games. I don’t get it.

Star-divide

The Marlins make good, young, and cheap starting pitchers orc-style, pouring some sort of wizard-approved mud into a white-hot mold. After a few years, when the pitchers become sentient and ask for paychecks instead of bread crusts and lukewarm Crystal Light, the Marlins trade them for materials to make more mud pitchers. It’s a disturbingly beautiful circle of life. This year, though, with one glaring exception, the Marlins starting pitching has been sort of uninspiring. Ricky Nolasco has fantastic peripherals, but he also has a penchant for giving up dingers by the bushel. Chris Volstad has a ridiculously heavy sinker, but that’s not playing well with a hilarious Cantu/Ramirez/Uggla infield. Nate Robertson was waived after a promising start. They could have been a contender. Could have been somebody.

But this team isn’t to be trusted. It’s the kind of team that will stealthily start to win and win and win, and when the season ends, they’ll be something like four games back from the Wild Card. Well, gee, how did they get so close? Hanley Ramirez will go 44 for his last 43, Mike Stanton will turn on some sort of developmental switch and start homering every other game. The second baseman -- I can’t ever recall his name, and I just wish someone would remind me of it in a completely annoying fashion every so often -- will continue hitting home runs at just the right time.

And you know what? I’m hoping the Marlins do well. I’m hoping they scratch and claw their way to a playoff spot in the next couple of years. I hope they take the NL East by surprise and end up with home field advantage in the playoffs. I’ll be thrilled for them. And then, I’ll hope that the Giants play the Marlins in the playoffs. And I’ll hope that one of the games ends when Cameron Maybin’s throw from center field hits the pitching mound. And I’ll hope that the series ends when the slowest runner on the Marlins team comes careening around third base to take Buster Posey out, and I hope Buster Posey puts his shoulder right into the face of the teal-bedecked sloth, standing over him as he writhes in pain, with Posey saying, "I ain’t havin’ it. I ain’t havin’ it. Because Buster Posey, that’s why.

I have a dream.

Hitter to watch:

It will never be acceptable that the Giants didn’t draft Mike Stanton. The Giants had a compensatory draft pick for losing Mike Stanton, the reliever, to free agency. Right there for the taking was another guy named Mike Stanton. It wouldn’t have been an overdraft-- the younger Stanton was a consensus first- or second-round pick. The Giants, trying to save money they’d eventually spend on Jose Castillo, drafted Charlie Culberson. To his credit, Culberson is having a pretty nifty season in San Jose after stinking up the joint in his first two professional seasons, but there was cosmic alignment just staring the Giants in the face. Mike Stanton out, Mike Stanton in. Welcome the old boss, same as the new boss, with the exception of the old boss being a boring lefty reliever and the new boss being a teenaged demigod of power.

It’s hard to second-guess most draft selections after the fact. It’s just too much of a crapshoot. But, c’mon, Giants guy in charge of the draft. Have a sense of humor and/or destiny.

Pitcher to watch

Man, that Josh Johnson is okay. When people get disappointed that Matt Cain is only one of the better pitchers in the National League, the slacker, it’s because they expected him to turn into what Josh Johnson has become this year. Johnson is a year older than Cain, so keep the comparison alive and hold out hope that Cain will go into beast mode at some point. Until then, the Giants will have to figure out how to score against Johnson on Wednesday. It will be tough, but not impo...wait, he’s pitching against Cain? Oh, swell. Just mark the complete-game shutout in your scorebook right now. At least we know that Cain will pitch well and lower his ERA.

Prediction

Slight annoyance. Two games against the Marlins is a little boring. What did we do to deserve four? It beats watching the Padres again, I guess.

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Every time I think about the Marlins, all i can think about is, “Hey, wouldn’t it have been neat if the Giants brass had stuck to their guns and acquired the 2B they allegedly preferred (Uggla) instead of Freddy Sanchez?”

Of course, that wish is certainly more powerful when Sanchez is struggling at the plate. Still, it would be nice to have Uggla in the middle of the order.

by Squire_Boone on Jul 26, 2010 4:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Everything I’ve heard indicated that they would have had to give up the other Sanchez (Dirty) to get Uggla. The Marlins were asking for too much.

Frankly, I’d have prefered option 3: Giants wait out the market on 2B and get someone for far less than $12/2yr.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

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by bondslegend on Jul 26, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kelly Johnson is unfair...

No one wanted for him at the trade deadline or after the season…Braves released him outright

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually

people here on MCC did want him. a lot.

by sfoakbay on Jul 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/raises hand

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hits for the cycle

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he'd be a nice buy-low option

Though obviously, no one really predicted THIS good of a season.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Search the site for “Kelly Johnson”.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Buster Posey, that’s why.

Awesome paragraph and LOL Dante Powell.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 26, 2010 5:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Early Post

is early

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 5:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Must be a special bonus for us east-coast mccoven

Much appreciated!

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is awkward...

Did you not know about the McCovey Chronicles East-Coast Insider package? It’s not usually available to… well, we call you people “normies”.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

we shall all now be formally normalized

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jul 26, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, we subscribed for the OT hijinks.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jul 26, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

damn East-Coast Bias!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 26, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Early post is early

I go to work way too early in the morning.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 6:02 AM PDT reply actions  

hate the marlins almost as much as the rockies or the fathers

not quite as much as LA, but still… hope we sweep em

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Jul 26, 2010 6:04 AM PDT reply actions  

So we know who to blame. From spring training:

Johnson heeded the advice of Giants starter and friend Matt Cain in July and started using his changeup a bit more. Over the winter, he tweaked and improved his delivery. This year, he plans to get even more use out of that pitch.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 6:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Damnit Cain, you created a monster!

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Jul 26, 2010 6:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fangraphs says that he’s throwing it 9.9% of the time, as opposed to 8.0% for his career.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 6:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Cain

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why do our pitchers keep helping other teams?!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Jul 26, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rags should issue a gag order on his starters. Friendly dudes are friendly.

OTOH, I don’t see Wilson teaching Bell or Broxton how to get five outs.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

He curls his ring finger in as he throws?

Unconventional! But, hey – whatever works.

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Jul 26, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's not for everyone...

…but that runner seems like he was indeed “having it”

by fjm on Jul 26, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

The thing that cracks me up about this is how bad that throw is (and at the same time, how good his arm is that he could still nail the runner with such a throw).

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I assumed the reason he ain’t havin’ it and the throw was off was because the batter crosses the plate and gets in his way.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 26, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve watched this like 100 times and never caught that. Everything makes more sense now.

EVERYTHING.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am at one with the cosmos.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 26, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love cosmos.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love I Am the Cosmos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR594Kkxmzg

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

mind. blown.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 26, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice Catch

Its not ego, its Buster trying to play the game right.

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 26, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

and even if it's ego

it’s only because he’s damn good

by sfoakbay on Jul 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like

Yeah, Bonds had a bit of an ego. But really, when you’re God With A Bat (and really Barry, forcing the Posey family to raise your immaculately conceived son was a bit of a dick move. Plus his siblings probably need a lot of therapy), you can kind of get away with that.

Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.

Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to do that (TM)

by quincy0191 on Jul 26, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

auto rec

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 26, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much this

Fuck those guys

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jul 26, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

F@#$ the Marlins

The first playoff game I ever went to was Game 3 of 1997 NLDS at Candlestick. Woo hoo, got to see the Giants get swept by the Marlins … f’ them for ruining my childhood.

by Section B, Row 1 on Jul 26, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is how I feel about the Braves, Padres, and Dodgers in ’93. Ruined the greatest summer of my childhood.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Jul 26, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, blame the September call-up rookie

and he didn’t exactly get bombed, only giving up 3 runs in 3.1 innings

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 26, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah Fuck Solomon Torres

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot the fucking Rockies too, couldn’t win one fucking game against Atlanta.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Jul 26, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. Still bitter about the wildcard team having home field advantage.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That series fucking sucked ass

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Side rant: MLB makes changes after Giants get screwed

1994: Introduced wildcard after Giants couldn’t get in despite winning 103 games

1998: Changed rules so that WC don’t have home field…

WTF!

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

2002 world series, we should have had home field.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was the final year of the old format

NL had home field in 2001, AL had it in 2002, then they went and changed the rules.

by RoyaleWithCheese on Jul 27, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

dude

well done. Needz moar green

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 26, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Marlins Wrecked and comment rec’d

Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can only hope...

That playing in front of people instead of a sea of empty seats will upset the Marlins so much that they forget how to play baseball.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 6:45 AM PDT reply actions  

You think that they’ll only suddenly figure out that they have no fans? After all of these years?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Marlins player whips off glasses. “My…GOD! There are no fans! The philosophical ramifications are staggering!”

Uggla: “Hurr hurr. If nobody watches us play baseball, do we really exist?”

And poof the Marlins team disappears.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jul 26, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Scary series

But the fact is we aren’t going where we want to end up if we can’t win Cain v. Johnson type matchups, so I’m looking forward to see how it plays out.

by NearestNorwich on Jul 26, 2010 6:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Johnson’s one weakness is that he’s usually at 100 pitches by the sixth inning. The Giants are not the most patient team in the world, but they need to be tomorrow night.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Jul 26, 2010 7:02 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Going over 100 has not been a concern for the big guy. Pitch count for his last 10 starts:

121
115
113
111
117
118
108
117
109
120

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Although he hasn’t pitched more than 6.1 in three of his last 4 starts. Who knows, maybe the Giants are getting him at a good time…

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Cain actually gets two big starts on this homestand: Johnson and the Sunday Night Baseball game against the Dodgers.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Marlins are 0-4 in Johnson's starts against us....Obviously that will continue....

July 7th, 2009
-Zito shuts out the fish and Uribe homers…Romo shuts the door…Johnson is CAINED!, leading him to befriend Cain to gain knowledge on how to deal…Cain deceives Johnson and tells him to work on change….Cain and his infinite knowledge on cainings knows this will lead to future cainings for Johnson, starting this week….

August 21st, 2008
-Ivan Ochoa, Eugenio Velez, Aaron Rowand and Ryan Rohlinger lead us to a walkoff! Matt Palmer and his 8.64 ERA outpitch Johnson. Really? Don’t remember this one….Johnson gets a ND…

June 6th, 2006
-Lance Niekro has his only successful game as a Giant in the 3-hole, Schmidt strikes out 16 fish and Johnson loses despite not giving up an earned run….CAINED!…Definitely remember this one…

May 31st, 2006
-Jason Ellison, Omar Vizquel, Steve Finley, Mark Sweeney and Ray Durham lead the Giants to victory…Schmidt strikes out 10 fish in 5 IP, 1 week before he massacres them again…Johnson gives up 3 runs in 7 IP and loses….CAINED!

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 26, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously, RyRohl should be in the lineup against Johnson.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ivan Ochoa? Matt Palmer?

Man…I am suffering from some serious cognitive repression of 2008.

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 26, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I had managed to forget that those guys existed.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ochoa

hit .200/.244/.267 and still wasn’t the worst hitter to get playing time for the Giants in 2008.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Jul 26, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

.267?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 26, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than the guy he replaced!

by taliesin on Jul 26, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for me to stop bitching about Edgar Renteria and some of the weak spots in the pen. I forgot how putrid those teams were

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ochoa is one of the main reasons we signed Rent.

Our options after ’08 were pretty much Burriss, Ochoa and Bocock. As bad as Rent was in ’09, our SS position in ’08 was worse.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

IKR

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by bondslegend on Jul 26, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Caption.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 26, 2010 7:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Here's my tip for the day on how to draft talent:

just take the dude who wins the golden spikes. Because he’ll be good (Lincecum and Posey both won them. Also Strasburg)

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by bondslegend on Jul 26, 2010 8:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Seems like it would work out OK

1978 Horner, Bob Arizona State
1979 Wallach, Tim Cal State Fullerton
1980 Francona, Terry Arizona
1981 Fuentes, Mike Florida State
1982 Schmidt, Augie New Orleans
1983 Magadan, Daven Alabama
1984 McDowell, Oddibel Arizona State
1985 Clark, Will Mississippi State
1986 Loynd, Mike Florida State
1987 Abbott, Jim Michigan
1988 Ventura, Robin Oklahoma State
1989 McDonald, Ben LSU
1990 Fernández, Alex Miami-Dade Community College
1991 Kelly, Mike Arizona State
1992 Nevin, Phil Cal State Fullerton
1993 Dreifort, Darren Wichita State
1994 Varitek, Jason Georgia Tech
1995 Kotsay, Mark Cal State Fullerton
1996 Lee, Travis San Diego State
1997 Drew, J. D. Florida State
1998 Burrell, Pat Miami (FL)
1999 Jennings, Jason Baylor
2000 Bouknight, Kip South Carolina
2001 Prior, Mark Southern California
2002 Greene, Khalil Clemson
2003 Weeks, Rickie Southern
2004 Weaver, Jered Long Beach State
2005 Gordon, Alex Nebraska
2006 Lincecum, Tim Washington
2007 Price, David Vanderbilt
2008 Posey, Buster Florida State
2009 Strasburg, Stephen San Diego State
2010 Harper, Bryce College of Southern Nevada

by DFARowand on Jul 26, 2010 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

2000 Bouknight, Kip South Carolina

Who?

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 26, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

That dude was chubby.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 26, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

2006 Lincecum, Tim Washington

Who?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 26, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, has anyone ever had three former winners on the same team before?

by Evan on Jul 26, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

1985 Clark, Will _ Mississippi State

Who ? The Strange Case of Will Clark

Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Jul 26, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this makes me really sad.

Clark was the reason I ever followed baseball at all, let alone the Giants, and I think it is supremely retarded that we’ll never see him in the HOF. Certainly he wasn’t the best player EVER, but lesser men will be in, and he never will.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boog Powell fans scoff at your sadness

as do the fans of Rusty Staub

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 26, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quite a few duds in there

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 26, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bryce Harper won it in CC? Wow…

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 26, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That surprised me.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 26, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Ben McDonald

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 26, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Gordon?

Proof he exists

Kansas City. Figures…

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Jul 26, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No mention of Will Clark? What is wrong with you man?

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Jul 26, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

he’s not Clarklegend

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

before my time, grandpa

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 26, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus. YOU’RE who my sig is for!

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo.

Still have a few of those, as well!

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lemme tell you some things about your grandmother…

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jul 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t the one small flaw in that theory that the award isn’t announced until after the draft. Otherwise, it seems solid!

My Bucardo is better than yours.

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Jul 26, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 26, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL oh man

I didn’t realize this either.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

History will be made

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

If this was our team we wouldn’t be working the jobs we work.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 26, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bullpen help bullpen help bullpen help bullpen help bullpen help bullpen help bullpen help bullpen help bullpen help bullpen help bullpen help bullpen help bullpen help bullpen help bullpen help bullpen help

Also, bullpen help

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 8:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 26, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN fail

Chat up…ESPN reporters cannot answer questions…lame…

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Sometimes, there's a man...well, he's the man for his time and place.

by I'm_a_Man on Jul 26, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as McC Insider Trade Deadline

And I was…a little bit confused.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Jul 26, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

so has the dan haren trade made any one else hopeful

that we could get prince fielder for nothing

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Problem is, we already had our one lopsided uneven ridonkulous trade

Bengie.
And you only get one.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 26, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

but I’d be offering a bunch of LHP’s for Stephen Drew.

“Hey Jerry, you can have Ryan Verdugo and Joe Paterson”

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 26, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want to trade my son?

Screw you, pal :)

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is back on the "Alex Hinshaw lefty" career plan.

by MadBum on Jul 26, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile

The Despicable Dodgers @ the Annoying Padres starting tomorrow. I want the Dodgers to take down the Padres and I want the Padres to beat the crap out of the Dodgers. So both, at the same time.

Six losses in three games, Ye Baseball Gods. I don’t ask for much.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 9:47 AM PDT reply actions  

big bean ball war

many 20 game suspensions

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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by zenbitz on Jul 26, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this line.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Jul 26, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d roll with three gruelling 5-hour, 18-inning games.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

in which the starters don’t make it out of the first inning

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 26, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Furcal pitches the 17th

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Manny pitches the 18th. Hilarity ensues.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 26, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about an extremely infection, but virtually harmless, disease?

All 50 of them come down with the measles and both farm teams are emptied to play up at the bigs for a month.

by mrs. owlcroft on Jul 26, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be an impressive feat, considering a ton of people on that team had to have had their MMR shots.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pertussis, and it’s been added to the tetanus/diptheria shot (Tdap). Also, San Franciscans, GO GET THAT SHOT. It’s officially an epidemic in CA and it’s actively killing people. And the SF DPH has said you can get the Tdap even if you’ve recently had the tetanus shot.

/works in an injection clinic
//Jenny McCarthy is a cunt
///only time I’ve ever used that word

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see that she actually retracted all of that stuff fairly recently? Not trying to sway your opinion, just making you aware.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

how recently

Cause I saw her still peddling those stupid ideas within the last few months

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t find a link. I could have sworn I saw something on Digg a month or two ago.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not in February: http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2010/02/27/jenny-mccarthy-still-thinks-vaccines-cause-autism/

…which is far too late for ANY excuse whatsoever: http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2010/02/02/and-now-the-antivax-failure-is-complete-the-lancet-withdraws-wakefields-paper/

And even if she did cave to the overwhelming evidence that she’s a nutbag, she’s helped do enough damage that the word still applies.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not being able to find a link, I retract my statement for now. Carry on trashing her.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

always looking on the bright side

by sfoakbay on Jul 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t stand the vaccine-autism people. The dude who published that “research” lost his license in the UK. Everyone else recanted. The study has been debunked several times. It’s over people. I still run into idiots who subscribe to that crap in clinic. What’s worse is the nurses that continue to spread the lies (I have run into several of these). It makes me so angry.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 26, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd respect nurses more

except I’ve met so many worthy of contempt.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve met many great nurses that really know their shit. And many many who don’t and are completely self-righteous. It’s frustrating.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 26, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have come across a few recently that seem to hate their job. It is beyond frustrating to see someone you love in the care of someone that really doesn’t give a shit about the quality of care they give their patients.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 26, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s really awful. I’m sorry to hear about that.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 26, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is what it is. Most notably it was the nurses at LA County/USC Medical Hospital. It’s county, so you don’t expect the best, but at least better that what it is.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 26, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL USC

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to work there when I was going to school

I chopped the heads off of rats.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does chopping heads off rats pay well?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 26, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will when I take over and make rat heads the new currency.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a part-time job it isn't bad

Cleaning lab animal cages, acid baths for Pyrex, etc. It almost paid the bills.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe they'll get dropsy?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

She’s just a pissed off mom with an autistic child. I can’t blame her.

People like Oprah, who help her spread her nonsense, are much worse imo.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

This...

Gotta blame somebody. MIght as well blame the vaccine manufacturers. Some parents just don’t want to believe that some things are out of their control..

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Jul 26, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 26, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t blame her.

Why on earth not? She grasped onto something that was widely believed to be horseshit by anyone paying the slightest bit of attention and used her celebrity to push it on stupid people throughout the country. I understand being upset that your kid has autism (which he didn’t) but losing your shit and indirectly helping kill people is not the answer.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course she’s wrong. But I don’t necessarily expect people like her to be objective, or to make sense. I’d blame the enablers before I blame her.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. She doesn’t have any mental illness and she has plenty of opportunity to pick her battles. She chose to pick the one that was obviously flat-out fucking wrong. You don’t get to say “oopsie” when people are dying (not that she’s even done that).

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Again. On one side you have a mother of an autistic child who clearly lost her shit, and started spreading dangerous nonsense (that he might not be autistic after all isn’t really relevant); on the other side you have random people who are helping spread dangerous nonsense just because they feel like it.

She, at least, has an excuse. They don’t.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

(that he might not be autistic after all isn’t really relevant)

Maybe THIS is what I read.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect this will best left as an agreement to disagree, but I do not accept that something bad happening to your kid is an excuse to fly in the face of every reputable piece of science and modern medicine and encourage other people to get their kids killed by shit we shouldn’t even have to THINK about in this century.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

encourage other people to get their kids killed by shit we shouldn’t even have to THINK about in this century.

in the interest of fairness, that is a gross mischaracterization of her position.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arguably, but not really.

I’m sure she THINKS she’s doing good, but outside of fantasy land, she’s hurting people. That’s the bottom line.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can see this discussion is headed nowhere.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably.

My hatred of stupid people doing stupid things does not allow for much patience, especially when people’s lives are at stake.

I get WHY people defend her (well, the defenses presented by sane people, like in this thread) but given the amount of harm she (and her ilk) are doing and the complete, utter lack of evidence to support any of it, I’d rather spend my time exposing her & Wakefield’s bullshit.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

that makes sense

you wouldn’t have people spreading that stuff if she didn’t think that in the first place

by sfoakbay on Jul 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody I know ...

takes medical advice from Jenny McCarthy.

But, truth be told, there are millions of vapid housewives that will do whatever Oprah tells them to do… That is the insidious part of the whole issue.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Jul 26, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The people who follow her

are not taking medical advice…they’re just trying to “rationalize” genetics. The classic why did my kid get this and not someone else.

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mitch Albom says thank you
But, truth be told, there are millions of vapid housewives that will do whatever Oprah tells them to do

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

See if you can get the pertussis shot alone, not with the tetanus shot. With the tetanus shot, the pertussis vaccine only lasts one year. I know this how? currently have pertussis/got shot 2 years ago.

...Tater Salad

by nick217Giantsfan on Jul 26, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re an adult, it’s vastly more likely that you have pertussis (and I do not envy you) because the vaccine is not 100% effective (none are).

As far as I know, there is no only-pertussis vaccine.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright i wasn’t sure if there was or not. And i don’t know if you consider 17 to be an adult, but the last couple of months have been pretty crappy… Just started feeling better last week sometime..

...Tater Salad

by nick217Giantsfan on Jul 26, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teens (which you would be) need a booster to followup childhood pertussis shots. No idea if you had those, but if you didn’t, that may explain the better chances of the vaccine failing.

Sorry you got stuck with it; from everything I’ve heard it’s absolutely awful. Glad you’re feeling better and I hope you get back to 100% soon.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hot cake injections

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sign me up!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY CAKE!

LET ME SHOW IT TO YOU!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no... please don't?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gets a room

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t say it!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawt.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 26, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank god. We’ve had it for 4 years now and only now are we giving more than a few a day.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rec’d and
/flag’d

(actually neither because you can’t do both)

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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by zenbitz on Jul 26, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like all games to be rained out and postponed to a later date in September. Preferably, to be made up during their off days in September so they play the whole month without a day off.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT fLA!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 10:02 AM PDT reply actions  

BEAT FLA

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT effLA

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow this tweet war re: omal vizquel is fascinating

Even Baggs is getting in on the action

extrabaggs
  While I appreciate @keithlaw argument, it’s the Hall of Fame, not the Hall of Stats. Omar Vizquel is in for me — a transcendent player.
keithlaw
  Opens the door to all kinds of nonsense. RT @extrabaggs While I appreciate @keithlaw argument, it’s the Hall of Fame, not the Hall of Stats.

 keithlaw @extrabaggs Define “transcendent.” What did Vizquel transcend? He certainly didn’t transcend all those outs he made at the plate.

 keithlaw
 If you want to bust out the “Fame” card, that’s a huge point for Ozzie Smith and against Vizquel.
Jeff Fletcher JeffFletcherAOL
@keithlaw So what’s the basis of your distinction between Ozzie and Omar?
keithlaw keithlaw
You forgot to adjust for era. Ozzie’s OPS+ is higher as is his TZ total. RT @WFNYJon @keithlaw Vizquel has a higher BA/OBP/SLG than Ozzie.

and this LOL

keithlaw
  Judging by my reply stream, Omar Vizquel is the Justin Bieber of MLB shortstops

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 10:18 AM PDT reply actions  

I think Keith Law is a douche

My problem with baseball today is guys like Law. Their whole world revolves around stats. While stats is a part of the game, it’s not the entire game.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH SHIT WE MADE KEITH LAW TWITTER
keithlaw
  
Brilliant RT @SamMillerOCR @keithlaw Re: Vizquel/Bieber, Giants fans agree: http://bit.ly/bSXxZL

DREAMY

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

But not as much as Buster.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is so amazingly hilarious.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. I miss e-blurting out DREAMY.

by non sequitur on Jul 26, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why God has given us Buster Posey.

by Evan on Jul 26, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES LOL!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

please

it isn’t like he’s Sheehan.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

or murray chass

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

that guy’s a dick AND dumb as a metaphorical dumb object.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

sure

There are things like Clutch, Veteran Grit, and Gamership.

There are also various Bobblehead Nights.

Also, you meant to say “Stats ARE” not “Stats IS”.

You were saying?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Translation

FAH KING EX TEIN

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear, Keith Law is a dick just to be a dick most of the time. I’d really appreciate it if we could start having analysts who are smart AND know how to not alienate everyone who disagrees with them.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

a dick just to be a dick

Well, Kawakami can’t hold a monopoly on that, now can he?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’d probably argue that those analysts are out there, and no one is listening to them.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Um the whole thing started when he posted an insider article

on why Vizquel is not a hall of famer, so he did explain his reasoning. You just need insider to read it.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I didn’t mean he was a dick for not wanting Vizquel in the HOF. I just meant he’s a complete dick to people who disagree with him, both on that point and generally. It’s tiresome.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see him as being a dick just to be a dick at all. Dude has an opinion and is knowledgeable and snarky; I think he’d fit in here just fine.

Also, as much as I love Omar (and I love him A LOT) I don’t think he deserves to be in the Hall.

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by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's the Hall of Fame, not the Hall of Pretty Good

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought people could be Famous while still being Pretty Good

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by RDreamer on Jul 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psh.

Outside of sports there are tons of people famous for being famous!

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

As per my above comment to jct, he probably has a decent argument (I’m not an Insider), but from following him on twitter and reading those articles ESPN actually makes open, he’s becoming almost Rick Reilly-esq in his responses to those who disagree with him.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

understood

i think it’s a tone thing. he has this snarky persona that one probably finds funny if one finds one’s self agreeing with him most of the time. I think he’s one of the better analysts out there, and just doesn’t suffer idiots gladly.

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by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a fair assessment, and he is one of the better analysts out there (although, looking at the field, that’s not saying much). But at this point I’m getting tired of his antics and I actually do agree with him most of the time. But at this point I think he’s crossed the line from snark to condescension. And I have little tolerance for condescension whereas I love snark.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

best online baseball analyst

akin to being tallest midget

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by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

dude has cy young vote!

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

How did I start two sentences in a row with "But at this point . . . "

Fucking Mondays.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

and, of course, twitter is like a snark amplifier since everything has to be so short.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

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by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

And what did she say in reply?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! That’s not my bellybutton!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved watching Vizquel, but you’ve gotta admit his HOF candidacy is pretty borderline, even you allow mad style as a factor.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 26, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ozzie had a career OPS+ of 87. Omar has an 82. They’re basically indistinguishable at those numbers as both are freakin’ horrible offensive players, save a few nice seasons each. Both were elite defensively and Ozzie is in the HOF and Omar should get there, too.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 26, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

the KLAW disagrees
keithlaw
  @JeffFletcherAOL FWIW, I don’t see defensive stats as the be-all/end-all – but the difference between Smith/Belanger and Vizquel is huge.

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with the KLaw. Vizquel was great but Ozzie Smith was other-worldly. Plus Smith spent all that time fielding grounders on artificial turf, and not just on his home field – there were a lot more turf stadia back then.

I think you also have to remember the “best of his time” argument, and in Ozzie’s day, there were far more shortstops like him who weren’t that good. Omar suffers in comparison by having played against much, much better offensive SS who weren’t exactly embarrassing with the glove.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 26, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t both of those argument for Vizquel as much as for Ozzie?

by Evan on Jul 26, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so. Omar’s numbers deserve to be dwarfed by his peers, he wasn’t as good as many of them.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but Ozzie’s numbers would be dwarfed almost as badly by those of ARod et al. Playing in an era of slugging shortstops is just Omar’s bad luck.

by Evan on Jul 26, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily. It could be a product of the quality of pitching, or the way ballparks were constructed. Omar might have been an even worse hitter during Ozzie’s era, in fact, he probably would have been.

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by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would be kind of cool to see a positional version of OPS+.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

It exists. Called sOPS+. You can find it on BBR’s splits page.

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by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooooo, I’m going to enjoy this. Thanks!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

(That’s what you said when you had me tied up in your mom’s basement)

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 26, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Factually accurate.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is pretty hot.

No, seriously, it is.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, how’d you escape?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Typing this with my junk.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 26, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I feel dirty just having read that response.

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by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should see his keyboard and/or his junk.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thank you. The mental image was more than enough

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have a dirty mind

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GRANT'S JUNK!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SICK BURN

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also relevant to Grant’s junk.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also relevant to Grant’s junk pee.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re actually working on fixing that. I mean, I’m not heartless.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t feel bad for him. He recommended I partake in a reverse Eiffel Tower.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure you have pictures.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I use them to warn people with.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very hot!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Propellering onto a keyboard probably sounds like dumping over a whole bin of Legos.

by Every6thDay on Jul 26, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If a room full of Grant's randomly propellared on their keyboards...

…eventually one of them would come up with McCovey Chronicles

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by Goofus on Jul 26, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Typo there

“would” should read “did”.

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by EliminateMe on Jul 26, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess no worry about fat-fingering any keys.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s using his special dialing wand.

by Every6thDay on Jul 26, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

no wonder all of grant’s posts are typo free

by sfoakbay on Jul 26, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prehensile junk!

You are in the wrong industry.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like a tapir!

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

In what industry should we tapirs work?

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, how’d you escape?

Safeword (Eugenio)

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by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vizquel didn't have very many good backflips.

Ozzie>Vizquel.

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by breadfan7 on Jul 26, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That 5 pts of OPS+ is probably more significant that you are giving it credit for. Especially when weighed against their peers.

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by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Ozzie’s OPS was slightly more OBP-heavy, and he was a much better base stealer.

by Evan on Jul 26, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

wRC+ likes both of them a LOT more (89 for Omar, 96 for Ozzie). Guess that goes to show just how much of a SLG bias OPS has.

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t vote for Vizquel. He wasn’t that good.

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by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I could be wrong, but I think if he made it in, he’d be the worst player in the hall.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’d have to be worse than Rabbit Maranville.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Career WAR

Maranville: 38.2
Omar: 43.2

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Omar didn't have TEH FEAR

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some of the old guys in the hall were pretty weak. And I’d rather have Vizquel on my team than Jim Rice.

by Evan on Jul 26, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rice was really great for like three years there.

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by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

and he has TEH FEAR

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

And played in Boston

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that something people made up later, or was it really true then? Because the guy never even made it to the top-5 in IBB’s.

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by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

His supporters claim Jim Rice was a "feared" hitter, so “feared” that this state of terror of which his bat apparently evoked in the pitchers he faced, was valuable enough to his team that it warrants a Hall of Fame selection. In truth, about the only place one might have "feared" Rice was at home, in the ridiculously hitter-friendly Fenway Park, where he spent his entire career. While he did post an outstanding .920 OPS in Boston, his .789 road figure gives far more insight into the true value of Rice as a player. In fact, Rice was so "feared" that he was never intentionally walked even 10 times in a season and is tied for 179th on the all time list with "feared" hitters such Jerry Grote, Ken Henderson, Claudell Washington, and Fred Lynn among others. That’s less than Boston outfielder Mike Greenwell, Lou Whitaker, and even B.J. Surhoff. Rice’s one attribute that got him elected is the supposed "fear" he induced, and yet the statistics say he wasn’t even as “feared” by pitchers as B.J. Surhoff?

Read more: http://blogcritics.org/sports/article/jim-rice-a-hall-of-fame/#ixzz0uocU6stn

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta love a Jerry Grote reference.

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by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of my first favorite players.

by Evan on Jul 26, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

intentionally walking Rice was suicidal considering the overall offense of the Red Sox

over the years he had the likes of Yaz, Carlton Fisk, Dwight Evans, George Scott, Tony Armas, Fred Lynn, Bill Buckner, Wade Boggs, Don Baylor, Mike Greenwell, and Ellis Burks sharing his lineup

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by hokysmksbw on Jul 26, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Given that everyone Rogers Hornsby ever played with is in the Hall, I’m pretty sure Omar will fit in just fine.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 26, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

there’s no point in inducting current players by using players from the 1900s as a comparison

by sfoakbay on Jul 26, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously, but he wouldn’t be the worst player.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 26, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worse than Mazeroski?

(I haven’t done any research on who’s better. I’m just curious)

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by groug on Jul 26, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know who that is.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/mazerbi01.shtml

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the…

No, definitely not worse than Mazeroski.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check out Ray Schalk too!

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by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, OK

I take it back.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that his nickname is “Cracker”.

by Natto on Jul 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Veterans’ Committee really has a lot to answer for.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Jul 26, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when he got into the Hall of Fame. The highlight package consisted of the series-winning home run against the Yankees. And that was it.

In his defense, he was regarded as really good defensively. If that’s the case, it improves the argument a little. But he would have had to be magical to make up for his “hitting.”

by taliesin on Jul 26, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he is generally considered to be the best ever at playing second base, especially turning the DP.

by Evan on Jul 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

How good can you be at playing 2B without playing SS? Unless he had no arm, I guess.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa. Check out that crappy WAR.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

BB-ref has WAR now? Why wasn’t I informed?

Where do they get the defensive numbers? Total Zone?

by Evan on Jul 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s Sean Smith’s defensive numbers, yeah.

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by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's in the HOF cuz he hit that HR that one time

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by Gobroks on Jul 26, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MAZ WAS?

WHERE IS YOUR BASEBALL HISTORY, NERD?!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rice might be worse

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noodles are definitely better though

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noodles have the greater range of outcomes

Rice is more consistent in its performance.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The season-to-season variability for noodles is completely BABiP-driven.

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by cornball on Jul 26, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean...I won't give noodles a longterm contract

but 2 years with a club option for the 3rd is well worth the risk.

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

But rice can play more positions

Appetizer: Rice balls
First course: Risotto, rice soup
Main course: Sushi, jambalaya, congee
Dessert: Rice pudding, sticky rice, mochi

Breakfast: Rice Krispies
Snack: Rice cakes

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...it's still rice...

Noodles:

You can go Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean…etc.

Thick noodle, thin noodles, wheat noodles, barley noodles…

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up watching Omar in Cleveland during the 90s. He was my favorite player and the reason I fell in love with baseball. I loved his charisma, competitveness, and defense. I’d field ground balls with my dad every Saturday. I’d root for Omar every night on the radio.

I met him once. I couldn’t even speak. I stood there in awe and handed him a baseball to sign. He just flashed that goofy grin and said something I’m sure. I don’t know. I was in a daze. I wanted to thank him but I was 8 years old and very shy.

It doesn’t matter to me whether or not he makes it to the official Hall of Fame or not. But personally, he is an icon of what it is to be a great baseball player, a great person.

by Rook Takes Pawn on Jul 26, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The real problem . . .

. . . is that the criteria for “Fame”, as in Hall of, have never been defined. If it is pure performance excellence—which is the basis many here have been simply taking as axiomatic—that is one thing. But if it is broader than that, allowing pure performance to be tempered with, well, “fame”, then that is a whole other thing.

I have no definite opinion one way or the other on Vizquel’s credentials, but I do like a definition—probably famous, but I can’t recall from whom—that if you can’t discuss baseball of his era for long without his name coming up, he’s “famous” in the baseball-hall sense.

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by owlcroft on Jul 26, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the argument seems to be that he was good enough on defense that he deserves to be in the Hall despite entirely lackluster offensive output. I think I would say he was the best defensive shortstop of his generation. Is that enough? I dunno.

by taliesin on Jul 26, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That argument could be used to put Jose Conseco in, though. Or Roger Maris. Or David Eckstein. I can get “fame” being a bonus, but the player has to at least be very very good to get consideration, in my opinion.

I mean, this isn’t retiring numbers, or putting a plaque up on the wall of fame. It’s the Hall of Fame, the highest honor baseball has. You can’t start letting pretty good players in, can you?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally OT

Haven’t posted or read much recently (mostly cuz I’ve been traveling through India since February). Been enjoying the winning lately. But because I’m an aspergery stat nerd, though, want to post two things I’ve been keeping an eye on.

===

G-Men record in:

Close games (one or two run margin of victory) against teams called the Bums, Friars, and Rocks-for-Brains
2-12 (translates to 23-139 over a full season)

All other games
54-31 (translated to 103-59 over all full season)
(including 18-12 in one/two run games)

===

Enchanter Splits:

April 2, 2008-May 15, 2010 (74 starts)
2.46 ERA
0.760 Win%
10.54 K/9
2.91 BB/9
0.43 HR/9
0.285 BABIP
63.1 Avg GSc

May 20, 2010-July 25, 2010 (13 starts)
4.06 ERA
0.556 Win%
8.12 K/9
4.17 BB/9
0.66 HR/9
0.321 BABIP
51.4 Avg GSc

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Jul 26, 2010 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

“103-59” makes me a bit queasy.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

that was only their projected win total that year. I’m sure we’d all agree, as much of a tragedy as “The Great Asteroid of 1993” was, the final month of the baseball season was just one of many casualty.

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Jul 26, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whereabouts in India?

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 26, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been

all over in the past 5.5 months – Varanasi, Bodh Gaya, Tamil Nadu, Kerala, Bengalore, Mumbai, Ajanta and Ellora Caves, Ajanta, and Rishakesh. I’ve been in Dharamsala now for 2.5 months, will go to Amritsar next week, then fly from Delhi back to Bangkok.

If anyone’s interested in my travel pics …

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Jul 26, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

did you have a chance to check out simla?

by sfoakbay on Jul 26, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Simla. I’ve mostly been hanging out in Dharamsala while in Himchal Pradesh, working on writing a book.

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Jul 28, 2010 4:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that’ll take a while to read. I’ve never been to India, but I figure I could handle Calcutta (from what I’ve heard, it’s like Dhaka but more so).

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 26, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah. I was intimidated Calcutta – it’s got, you know, a reputation as being crowded and crazy. So I just jetted through, changing trains. But from I’ve heard from people I’ve met while traveling, many good times can apparently be had at ol’ Calcutta.

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Jul 28, 2010 4:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Rays

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/07/rays-interested-in-chad-qualls.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

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by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 10:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Why not? The Dbacks would probably pay the Rays to take him.

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by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Qualls' peripherals are still solid

He’s getting BABIP’d and Chase Field’d this year.

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by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jerry DiPoto to Andrew Friedman: “Take him! Please! We’ll even throw in Stephen Drew if you’ll give us Randy Choate!”

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by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Qualls is breat buy-low candidate.

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by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great, too.

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by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

JLH is my breast buy-low candidate. Ghost Whisperer was unjustly cancelled

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

especially the "low" part

doubt he will ever be a “sell high” candidate

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by nogooddeed on Jul 26, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah-Tampa probably won't have to give up anything

and Qualls could end up being a decent 7th/8th guy to set up Soriano

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by Gobroks on Jul 26, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rays are pouncing after the Dbacks showed that they sucked at trading.

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by Yoyo on Jul 26, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Another 4 game series?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

After this, ONLY two more to go!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did I read this right?
1:23am: The Yankees dangled Jesus Montero in talks for Joakim Soria, reports ESPN’s Jayson Stark, but the Royals weren’t interested.

Cashman: Here, we’ll give you Jesus Montero for Joakim Soria

Moore: He’s too good at getting on base. I want guys that hits .330, not projectable middle of the order bat.

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

No fucking way

Moore should be fired immediately

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by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit.

In other news, we need to see what it would take for us to get Montero if they’re so desperate to get rid of him.

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by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

If we were doing a lot worse this year, I’d be open to discussing a Weez for Montero trade.

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by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Um.

I’m open to discussing that right now.

Who’s our 1B of the future?

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by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

But our relief corps is pretty banged up right now, and we are IN THIS THING.

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by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

WIN NOW???

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by Smoke on the Water on Jul 26, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

MAGIC INSIDE BITCHES

by sfoakbay on Jul 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, the answer to that right now is Brandon Belt.

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by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Choosing between Montero and Belt is the kind of problem I want to have.

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by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Am I correct in thinking that you don’t think we are going to end up contending this year?

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by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all

I think we can compete this year.

I just think that if the Yankees called up and said MONTERO FOR WHEEZ!, I couldn’t refuse that offer, no matter how well we’re doing this year.

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by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Wilson more than I should, given his penchant for interesting saves, and I would do thi deal without thinking. Montero’s bat will play at any position.

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

but it would fucking devastate the bullpen right now

by sfoakbay on Jul 26, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that in this fantasy world, a 1970s-peak Earl Weaver is managing the Giants. he could handle it just fine.

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt can apparently handle a corner OF spot, too, so it wouldn’t really be a huge problem.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jul 26, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Corner OF is the new first base.

/montage of minor league outfielders learning to play 1B with JT Snow

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by Ott on Jul 26, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just think about this

If we trade Wilson, who is the closer? Romo should get the job, but with how he’s been used, do you see that happening?

We’d get Casilla or Mota.

Besides that, it probably wouldn’t be prudent to take out a good pitcher from our bullpen.

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by thehavenot on Jul 26, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. It isn’t so much “who becomes our closer”, but “which asshole ends up taking Wilson’s roster spot”

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by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

btw, whats the latest on Angel Villalona?

by justhangin on Jul 26, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn’t killed anyone in a while.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link, please.

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 26, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN!

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by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has killed anyone in a while.

by maysian on Jul 26, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda

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by ResDog on Jul 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely this

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by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

As an aside

Has Wilson won you over, yet? Or do you still find him underwhelming?

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by thehavenot on Jul 26, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

Good question. there’s no denying that he’s been a fantastic closer these past two years, but my problem hasn’t been with Wilson as much as it’s been with the whole idea of a Closer as it’s currently defined. i.e., using your best reliever to finish the game rather than in the highest-leverage situations.

that having been said, I’m still stunned that Weez has as many saves as he does given all the baserunners he allows. It’s flabbergasting, frankly. I really can’t explain that.

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by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair to Bruce Bochy

He is not a complete slave to the closer fetish. I mean, if there’s a high-leverage situation in the 8th, Wilson comes in.

Now, we’d probaby never see him in the 7th, but Bochy does a good job with Wilson.

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by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

yup

I like that Bochy hasn’t been afraid to bring in WIlson for the occasional 4- or 5-out save. Just to be clear, my issue isn’t with Bochy’s use of the closer specifically; just the use of the closer in general.

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by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with you.

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by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

The closer role

It is the quintessential example of the mystical mentality of baseball. It is right there with turning caps inside out to spark a rally, with not speaking about a no-hitter in progress, with skipping over the baselines on the way in and out of the field.

But it affects the way games are managed. The ninth is somehow different from the other innings, therefore we can only have a fantastic pitcher who has the right mentality as our closer.

The strange thing is, I agree with it, to an extent. Not because I think the ninth is different, but because baseball players and managers think the ninth is different. If closing out a ballgame seems like it is a big deal to someone, then it is going to be a big deal to that person.

Still, I’m with you. I agree. There’s no reason why Brian Wilson needs to be pitching when the Giants are up by three in the ninth and the bottom of the order is up. And it would be useful to have him in for a more important situation even if it is earlier in the game.

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by thehavenot on Jul 26, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. And the roles change during the post-season. You lean way more on your closer, so it’s important to have one that misses bats.

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by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agree with this. I think my biggest issue with statheads (and I do NOT mean that in a derogatory way because I’d like to be one someday) is that they can ignore some obviously very real, psychological considerations. I don’t care if stats can prove it or not, but I should think that everyone’s life experience shows that confidence can be a really important factor to success. Ergo, I get the idea of the closer and why you’d want to have them, but I definitely agree it shouldn’t be as formulaic as it is for most teams these days.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jul 26, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

they can ignore some obviously very real, psychological considerations.

Now, I’m not a stathead, really, but I will say that I have a tendency to ignore such things. And I don’t do it because I don’t believe in them. I do it because I don’t trust them. I understand what a difference confidence makes, but I don’t know what that means in a league where everybody playing has been the most confident guy on the field since little league. I’m not a psychologist, and I don’t trust my understanding of how these things work. So when I ignore them, it’s because I don’t trust them. Not because I don’t believe in them.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

So explain "ownage"

WE know it exists. Why does a player just thrive against certain pitchers or teams. Why do they struggle so much against some others.

I understand individual stuff may be attributed to approaches etc. But so many players have teams they kill and others they struggle against. And given turnover, the only plausible explanation is that they know their history. Thus they have a little extra confidence against the teams they own and a little less against those they struggle with.

Players are human. Confidence plays a factor in everything we do. It’s logical to think it plays a part in MLB as well.

by lexluth7 on Jul 26, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, we don’t know it exists. Small samples are pretty meaningless for most of these things. However, it does stand to reason that some players may indeed perform better against one another — a particular pitcher’s repertoire may perfectly mesh with a certain batter’s weaknesses, for example. But to demonstrate same you’d need a lot more PAs than single matchups usually generate.

As for confidence, sure, it likely matters on the margins. Way, way on the margins. This is not rookie ball — if a player has confidence issues so large as to be measurable, it seems unlikely he will have made the majors.

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I flipped a coin today

it came up ‘heads’ 4 time in a row! That coin had some OWNAGE on me (I always bet tails, because… Buster Posey!)

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by zenbitz on Jul 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course, some coins are loaded

in other words, never put real money on a bar bet

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That has nothing to do with what I said.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I understand you right, you’re saying the problem is it’s hard to quantify confidence, and that’s a fair point. I agree that it would be foolish to base big decisions on psychological factors like that.

What I would argue, though, is for those who would scoff at the very notion of team chemistry playing any sort of a role is that I’ve had good jobs and bad jobs in my life, but the ones where I and my coworkers were the most productive were the ones with a good overall environment that kept us focused and at least somewhat interested. I guess what I’m saying is that while I think they’re really hard to quantify, it just seems blithely statistically arrogant to assert that psychological factors can’t have an impact. So if you can do little things to help a clubhouse atmosphere in that regard (like having a steady guy to pitch the ninth, for instance) you should generally do it.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jul 26, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

People have tested that sort of thing, just not in baseball.

Listen to the prologue in this episode of “This American Life.” It’s very, very interesting, and relates to this idea directly.

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by Ott on Jul 26, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 9th IS different

Some guys have the stones to be out there night after night in a position where one pitch can cost you a game and some don’t. It is as simple as that.

Wilson is effective cause he has plus stuff and huge stones. Both are a must for a closer.

by lexluth7 on Jul 26, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

But often, you’re quite a few pitches away from any real effect on the game in the 9th, yet you could have the bases loaded in the 7th with one out and a one-run lead, yet you throw some random lefty in there.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Understood

But then you end up with a guy in the 9th who can’t handle the pressure. Roles in the bullpen are important.

by lexluth7 on Jul 26, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

As the importance of “roles” in the ’pen appears to date to the invention of the save statistic, I tend to find it fictitious. Give me Earl Weaver any day instead.

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that’s the thing. There quite often isn’t any real pressure in the ninth. Three-run lead with 5-6-7 coming up? Meh. The 8th was way more important to shut down.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure there is pressure in the 9th

But it’s not like there isn’t any pressure at other times in the game. In fact, there are many instances where the pressure in the 6th-8th is a lot higher than the 9th.

Or are you gonna try to say that there is no pressure coming in the 2 on, 1 out, the middle of the order coming up and a 1 run lead?

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by thehavenot on Jul 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say that the 9th inning has some sort of pressure multiple…

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The great thing about landing Montero is that the Goofus Doctrine could get exponentially more intricate.

by Evan on Jul 26, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is the Goofus Doctrine, again?

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by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hard to tell where sex stops and food begins?

Maybe I should watch this movie.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or better yet, I’m just going to go buy some produce.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

HULK

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by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crouching Tiger

Pushing Hands
Lust, Caution
Eat Drink Man Woman
Brokeback Mountain…

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

had to watch this movie for class

very interesting

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rotating Posey & Pablo so that both play both third and catcher.

by Evan on Jul 26, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

What would the Royals do with a 1.271 OPS?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

(In July, that is.)

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

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by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

that can't be true.

because 1. the yankees wouldn’t offer montero for a reliever and 2. the royals aren’t THAT dumb… are they?

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by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soria is really really good, so I can see the Royals not wanting to trade him (not that it’s not ridiculous). But why would the Yankees offer that?

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by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is really really good but he’s also a reliever.

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by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

But I wouldn’t be surprised if Moore considers him untouchable. Hell, Sabean is no Moore, and I’m still not sure he’d do that trade.

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by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And by that

I mean Wilson for Montero.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Soria has a fantastic contract. That trade would be a lot closer than I first thought.

by Evan on Jul 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good, I don’t know about fantastic. The last two options (2013-2014) are for $8M-$9M.

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by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they’re options. You’re only on the hook for a pittance if something goes wrong.

I may overvalue Soria because I’d convert him to a starter yesterday.

by Evan on Jul 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a reliever in the minors too, so I don’t know if he can start.

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by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was in the pen because he went through Tommy John at an early age. Then he got Rule 5’d, so he had to stay there. But he has four good pitches and is still pretty young — I think he’d be a terrific starter.

by Evan on Jul 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did he get Rule 5’d? He only had 2 seasons in the minors.

I agree he has the stuff to be a starter, don’t know about the stamina.

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by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we’ll never know. If the Yankees get him, he’ll become Mariano’s heir apparent.

by Evan on Jul 26, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think his Rule 5 eligibility arose from seasons missed to injury, but I’m not sure.

by Evan on Jul 26, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that doesn’t affect Rule 5 eligibility.

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by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Moore

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by Gobroks on Jul 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

woooow

Cain has the best ERA of our 5 starters
Zito has a better whip than Lincecum

I did not know these things

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 26, 2010 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

MadBum has to have the best ERA, no?

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by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum – 2.43
Cain – 3.10

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well my bad, I should have said of the 4 who had been there all year

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 26, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently

There are still things you don’t know, grasshopper.

Are you working tonight’s game, btw?

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by Goofus on Jul 26, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Four game series

Today is the last game

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by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

what a weird 4 game series date

Thursday to Monday?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Friday to Monday.

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by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, well,t hat's it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

high 5?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

U R 5

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Philly going for the sweep!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know it's a four game series

I guess since it’s getaway day? I remember the Giants playing some Monday night games during a four day series though.

by Natto on Jul 26, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

MLB probably just wanted a day game.

The Phillies play the D-Backs tomorrow. That’s a night game, though so they have plenty of time to get there and settle in.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that series was over.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet my friend that Aubrey would have a higher OPS+ than Polanco this year

I am feeling relatively secure in that bet.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently the Marlins are confused
In fact, one source with direct knowledge of the club’s thinking describes team officials as "confused" as to their next step.

The Marlins are coming off a 7-3 homestand that included four walk-off victories. But another test awaits for the Fish — a seven-game trip to San Francisco and San Diego.

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Walk-off victories will be much harder for them on the road. Is that what they are confused about?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably confused as to whether they’re in this thing and buy at the deadline, or if they should sell while the selling is good.

by nataku on Jul 26, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

They know they're in this thing

They’re just confused about what “this thing” actually is.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Jul 26, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that it’s not a sandwich.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 26, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Benny Hill theme song should be played when the Rockies are playing defense.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m actually pretty excited to see Josh Johnson pitch, should and will win the Cy

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Adam Wainwright's not out of it...

and if the Cardinals make the playoffs and the Marlins don’t, there will be a sizable bloc of voters who want to give it to a guy who pitched on a winning team.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 26, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

also a make up for WAINO WUZ ROBBED

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Josh Johnson>you and everyone

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Josh Johnson>Buster Posey

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

you go to hell

you go to hell and you die!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

K?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

banned

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can ban me for the truth

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok

i will

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

aight, peace

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s jponry when you need her??

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha, have to call for help

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

is it nice to slap someone on a hospital bed?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

New gingrich says, yes.

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pika, Buster, Buster Pika

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 26, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

such a funny video, but yea, haters gonna hate

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's awesome...especially the flying shades

what’s this from?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 26, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dude thinks he’s smart covering his nads. Wrong.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WITHOUT BIAS for once

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What..bias?

Seriously though…it’s hard for me to get too excited about a pitcher..Much to fragile.

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bias as in being a giants fan… of course there are people that automatically say the player on their team is best… Yea, Buster is pretty sick, i just gotta say Josh Johnson is beastly

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soooo Good

13 straight starts of 2 ERs or less (12 of 1 ER or less).

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Jul 26, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's unreal

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not saying he's not being good

Just waiting for him to doing it for a few years.

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will definitely be an interesting matchup, Buster vs. Josh Johnson

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnson-Buster should be explosive.

by Every6thDay on Jul 26, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

But pitchers are much more fragile to me…

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 26, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not gonna lie, here, what, i can’t have my own opinion?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, you’re supposed to blindly follow the swarm. Did you not get the memo?

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D yep, i just chose not to follow

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

poor guy

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just kidding!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 26, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suffer a slow painful death, you!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

u first

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say Wainwright is in the lead and hopefully we’ll pound Johnson tues and turn his season upside down as we did to Jimenez

by justhangin on Jul 26, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the biggest POS article I've read in a long while

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100726&content_id=12644618&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

Wow talk about a waste of electrons. By this Sunday, the Brewers will either have Traded Fielder, Extended Fielder, or Kept Fielder until this offseason.

Some earth shattering analysis.

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 10:54 AM PDT reply actions  

What's the 4th option?

Make him disappear?

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shoot him into space?

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

into a black hole?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

a baby could write something like that

hey guysssss, we might trade, extend, or keep prince fielder!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Up to 20% off, or MORE!”

LOLWUT

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

By Sunday, the Brewers will have either done something or nothing with Fielder. Book it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

/source in Milwaukee

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Judy?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to need a source for that.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 26, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, though

I’d love to have Fielder.

He’s currently sitting at #3 on White Whale list, after Willingham and Werth.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WHALE

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol racist

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol, fat.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol black

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 26, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Raiders could use him

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Prince Fielder is white?!?

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Jul 26, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reggie Willits isn’t black?!?!

by sfoakbay on Jul 26, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey at least they eliminated one option.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 26, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: THinking about going to the St. Louis game in St. Louis on the 22nd? or around that time

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Is the 22nd Sunday? ’m going to the first two games of that series.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

or the 21st... sorry it's one of those days, just got to plan out my trip back

to school, but i’ll let you know

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I suggest going to the St. Louis game not in St Louis.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 26, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aint havin it, gtfo dude

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

@jaysonst: Marlins not in sell mode but still shopping Jorge Cantu to Rangers, Rockies, and Giants.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Hmm… that is interesting, i wouldn’t go after him, the guy hasn’t been up to expectations all year

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear he’s got a Can-tu attitude, though.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

now that is badass!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

groan

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

/taps microphone

Is this thing on?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's Andy Pettitte

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear he’s got a Cant-u do it attitude.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jorge Cant-u get on base?
/bans self

by sfoakbay on Jul 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

groan

After a game in 2004 when our right fielder solidified our win by making a diving catch in the 9th with runners on, my friend turned to me and said “Looks like Ricky really saved Ledee!”

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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

That joke has the double infamy of both being terrible and reminding me that Ricky Ledee was ever a Giant.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 26, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jorge Cantu

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heyyyy it looks like the Balclutha over in Hyde Pier

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

BP oil spill site photos?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Coming from someone who doesn't DNW almost anybody

I DNW Cantu.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cantu has sucked after his ridiculous April.

by nataku on Jul 26, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

yikes

260/309/412

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 26, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

career .322 OBP, As a comparison, Rowand is .336

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

DNW

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 26, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tulo’s back and going to be in the Rockies lineup tomorrow.

Do the Giants need to worry more about the Rockies now?

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

i think so

but the padres haven’t lost in the past month and a half.

and the rockies will inevitably get hot again… ugh

by chenster on Jul 26, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a huge fan of their rotation but we pretty much have to worry about everyone.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a huge fan of their rotation!

Ubaldo – 2.75
Hammel – 4.23
Francis – 4.56
Cook – 4.78
De La Rosa – 5.65

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ubaldo is a flaming wreck for the last month or so

The rest of the staff will regress to the mean…their hitting better pick up or else

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

regress to the mean? those eras all seem reasonable to me for them without looking at FIPs or xFIPS

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 26, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ubaldo not withstanding

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 26, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sh’yeah!

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jul 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read that as “Tulo’s black”. ORLY?!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 26, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ot:: espn radio this morning

 today on the colin cowherd show the most ridiculous thing happened. Apparently some of his callers were complaining about the bias and he went off. He said that there are no legitimate sports franchises from the bay area to Seattle and if we wanted attention we should “get good”. He ranted for like 5 minutes about how the fans out here dont care and the teams are terrible so why should espn care. He then finished saying that mike singletary would be on tomorrow.

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

lol

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

He then finished saying that mike singletary would be on tomorrow.

Classic.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

hes been corrupted too cuz when he first came up after kornhieser left he always talked about how he was a west coast guy

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

He still talks about how he’s a west coast guy. Every other sentence begins with "I’m from Washington . . . "

Basically, it’s really just about him

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

So SoCal does not suffer from East Coast bias?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

i barely get knbr up here so my talk radio choices are npr, right wing talk radio, and espn radio.

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go with NPR.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

NPR!

I’m a right-winger, but even I don’t like drive time radio.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

fox news bitches!

/teapartypalinobamahitlerfuckthencaapglennbeckomnonomorelliy

by sfoakbay on Jul 26, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do listen to my share of the herd when dan patrick is on commercial, and sometimes I really agree with him, and sometimes I think he is the weirdest most socially unadjusted idiot on the radio. He’ll make an insightful point about basketball every once in a while but clearly does not know his baseball. Although he is one of the few main streamers to say how little a baseball manager matters.

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 26, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow thats more thought than I ever expected to waste on Colin

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 26, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although he is one of the few main streamers to say how little a baseball manager matters.

Broken clock right twice a day and all that.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 26, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah hes still a dipshit and a company man through and through

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
He then finished saying that mike singletary would be on tomorrow.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I was just gonna post the exact same thing!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

As in, subject line and everything. :)

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great minds!

I am a sucker for these kinds of stories, especially involving Cainer.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

<3

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

that is so incredibly sweet.

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 26, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

are the hearts multiplying in your sig?

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hawt!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

watch out :)

you might be added next

♥ Stankus ♥

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 26, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Dr. Stankus. He didn’t go to medical school for nothing, you know.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t mail order that piece of paper for the hell of it.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are a lot of hearts

Why don’t you just put the whole team in there? ;-)

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Chris Haft says GET OFF MY LAWN!

the clubhouse stereo was happily blaring some dreadful-sounding music.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet it actually was dreadful, considering what most ballplayers listen to. CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Linkin Park is awesome

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

/not an angsty 13-year-old

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get off your lawn?

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

/puts on a phonograph record and leans back in my rocking chair

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's nothing to do in Columbus but listen to shit and do nothing?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot to set the player to 78 RPM.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean, 16RPM

Angstier sludge is angsty

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

the funny thing is that i have no idea what the hell you’re talking about

by sfoakbay on Jul 26, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

neither was i

but damn they had some good music, not anymore though

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

GOD! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: MUSIC THREAD, but yea, i’m not a fan of their new stuff, but when i just wanted to rock out? It was Linkin Park that was on

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know you don’t mean it literally but I’ve never considered Linkin Park “rock”

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

neutered...

I know you don’t mean it literally but I’ve never considered Linkin Park "rock"

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE! AND OMG I AM ABOUT TO BREAK!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, this is very true, good thing i don’t listen to them a whole lot. Especially today, the rock music i’d listen to, to just rock out would be Queens of the stone age

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

now your’e talking.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 26, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUH! They're "nu metal!"

They were frontrunners of that genre, and barely outlasted the habit of naming such music with such a terrible spelling.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 26, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Linkin Park could hardly be considered frontrunners of nu metal.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, try Limp Bizkit.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Linkin Park is a classic example

of mass/overproducing three very similar sounding songs and somehow making five or six albums out of them.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 26, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never said they were bad,

just that they weren’t very diverse.

You can take a song from the beginning of the careers of many bands (Beatles, Rolling Stones, Dave Matthews Band, Metallica) and see subtle yet definite changes over decades where the bookends sound completely different. DMB and Metallica are even still touring and recording…

Not so much with Linkin Park. Which, again, isn’t a bad thing, necessarily. Aerosmith has been playing longer than half the people on this site have been alive, and they still sound pretty much like they did on their very first record. And they still sellout most of the places they go. But if you’ve heard three or four of their songs, you’ve really heard them all.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 26, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

DMB is one of my favorite bands. They get a lot of hate though.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed on both counts.

I play drums, and Carter Beauford is freaking amazing. Actually, I have been a pretty big DMB fan for awhile, and my least favorite part of the band is…Dave Matthews. Can’t stand his vocals half the time, but there are some amazingly talented musicians who love to jam and do it well.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 26, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, my sentiments exactly.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the fuck out of them, for instance.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

you got destroyed.

Poor guy.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW, I like several Linkin Park songs, as well.

The mashups with Jay Z were also interesting, as was the remix album of their own stuff.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 26, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that song they did with Busta Rhymes.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks...

wipes up tears…

Seriously…I have never been into a specific band or singer or artist…just listen to songs that I like.

Although…the Asian people = Good Music part still stands

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the way you think

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Asian people = good music?

Heard of K-pop and J-pop?

/awaits jct’s response

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

look up

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just did

I still don’t understand the appeal.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't H8

Appreciate

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were a couple of Asian girls where I used to work. They called themselves the Asian Persuasion.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

My point is Wing.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they have C-pop too?

I don’t think I’ve ever heard it.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

C-pop died like 15 years ago

It’s all about Kpop and to a lesser extent Jpop in China and Taiwan now.

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jolin Tsai!

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know...but she's been around for like 5 years...

There’s no one else (personally don’t care about her)

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

聽媽媽的話

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's sad to see C-Pop fall off the map

15-20 years, it dominated Asia

The 4 kings
A-mei
Coco Lee

Now…it’s a 3rd option behind Kpop and Jpop…

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coco was terrible. Oh my god.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't say she was good

But she was popular…now married to a old banker with a kid

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just seems like six.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain love is never OT :)

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is an excellent point. :)

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

kdl and Cain can share this rec.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cain's a nice guy

i kinda wanted a Cain jersey over a lincecum jersey when i bought a giants jersey, but im happy regardless

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ran into a similar issue

I’ve always liked Cain more, but when my wife bought me a jersey for my birthday, Lincecum was the name she heard in the news the most often. Don’t get me wrong, he went on to win his second CYA, and I’m glad he’s on the team, but Cain is much more the kind of guy I’d love to knock back a few beers with after a game.

Now I wonder if it’s worth dropping another serious wad of cash on a Cain jersey, and whether it would hurt her feelings.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 26, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel the same way. Even when Lincecum was really in top form (hoping he gets back there real soon) Cain was pretty much always my favorite Giant. I think it had something to do with the way he just put up with such a craptastic offense for so long, took so many undeserved losses, had to listen to uneducated buffoons talk about how disappointing his career has been because he doesn’t have enough “WINZ” and then dealt with inane “Cain 4 Fielder!” talk year after year, but never once complained or lost his head. I pretty much love all the young Giants (we’re lucky in that regard, IMO, to have a group of such likable young players), but Cain will probably always be my favorite because he showed up at such a dark time for the franchise and he’s just been so consistently humble and awesome ever since. In short: Go Matt Cain!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 26, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mancrush on Matt Cain is reaching unhealthy proportions.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 26, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain, heart of gold.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Jul 26, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is still my favorite forever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mostly posted this for you. I was hoping you’d see it. :)

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I didn’t just shift-A!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 26, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually ask this to all travelers in my car. If they say yes, I turn it up until I can’t hear their reply.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jul 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww. I love Cain.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just watched the end of Ferngully. And man, they got it so much the hell better than Avatar.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

BUT IT WAZ 2D

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually almost stunning exactly how much less fucked the moral of Ferngully is than Avatar.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remind me, it’s been a while.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, for one, Zach never pretends to be a fairy.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

But it's not made by CAMERON

Hollywood (and the public) would fawn over one of that guy’s dumps, and it would gross $200M at the box office.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Jul 26, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry if this has already been posted but...

Jayson Werth is out of the lineup tonight…

Where is he going?

by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

day game after night game rest?

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

If he comes to the Giants for a reasonable deal

I’ll post like 20 comments of just unf unf unf unf unf unf

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

After 15 or so it just gets repetitive.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to my twitter feed

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have actually considered creating an account just to listen in on the extra curricular tweets of the various McCoven.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

STICK YOUR EAR IN THE SWARM

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of it is like here.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that interesting. And, Lars and I get pretty obnoxious.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/closes twitter.com tab

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/chuckles

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good idea.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

PiKA hates your unf unf tweets. So, of course, you should keep posting them.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the unf unf tweets!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Lars’ Amy G. tweets the best.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to explain one of his tweets to her.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's pretty bad...

unf unf unf unf unf

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was actually a “TWSS” tweet.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yea!!!! i remember that one, she had no idea what that meant

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

After I mentioned The Office, she figured it out.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's all you really have to say

is The Office, really kinda started it all

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitchcock invented them.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!!!! U IZ WRONG!!!!! MICHAEL SCOTT FTW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously, where do you get this info from?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teh Internet. I think it was posted here, actually.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh?

because that is golden!!! haha, funny as shit

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is seriously awesome.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Hitchcock was a weirdo.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wikipedia claims Wayne’s World started it, and upon watching, they did indeed use it in the movie.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s where I first heard it.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, the first time I heard, when filling out an application, the answer to the question “Sex?” as “Yes, please!”

by Every6thDay on Jul 26, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did I miss that? That sounds legendary.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to toot my own horn

But I thought I did pretty well with my Jeff Fletcher tweets yesterday.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

would have been better with a vuvuzela

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

excellent.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

xkcd is really easy to change around, isn’t it?

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 26, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The beauty of stick figures.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it's fucking annoying

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/humps your leg

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, sorry, i had to laugh

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s talk of him going to the Pads. That would kinda suck.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWOOP SABES

This is the kind of thing where maybe you have to make a bad deal just to prevent a guy from going to a division rival.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, LOL D’Backs, LOL Astros, LOL Pirates who have playoff chances at 0%

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Nationals: 0.1%.

“So you’re telling me there’s a chance? Yeah!”

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re in this thing!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Jul 26, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN NOW!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 26, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BP

has us at 37-50% depending on what method.
Accuscore is probably using straight pythag which overrates the Giants (clutchy and faced bad teams LOL Astros)

Neither is accounting for full bore Poseygarner

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Jul 26, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this really Barry?

http://twitpic.com/28sbwv

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Jul 26, 2010 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

In Play : Run(s) Raul Ibanez!

RAUUULLLL

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan Howard sucks

5-2 Phils still

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

phillies fan, eh?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a fan of most teams playing against the rockies. Except the Dodgers. Fuck them.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Purple Row schadenfreude will be delicious.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Purple Row schadenfreude will be delicious.

by sfoakbay on Jul 26, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

More O/T: I want the Buster Posey bobblehead they’re giving out in Fresno.

http://tweetphoto.com/35064698

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster’s bobblehead > you.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear they're coming out with a battery operated version

should be a big seller.

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 26, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/did not need the mental pic

by sfoakbay on Jul 26, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Made me laugh out loud…thank you

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boche’s fuckin bobblehead would pinch run Whiteguy’s bobblehead for it after it went 4 for 5 with a
pair of doubles.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

ME TOO! I just tweeted to that effect.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that he’s wearing his catcher’s gear in it.

“I’m a catcher.”

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that it looks so much like him. Or at least, the offspring of him and Stephen Curry. As far as bobble heads go, they did a good job.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I just realized I’ll be in the area Saturday!!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

JEALOUS

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really. Don’t be. It’s still Fresno.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Good point.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Road trip?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 26, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I didn’t have to go to a wedding this weekend, I’d be going to Picnic in the Park at AT&T and making Zito pour me a beer.

Otherwise, I would totally go.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that’s right. We have weddings to go to this weekend. Kinda forgot. Haha.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 26, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psssshhh. I’m sure they’ll have other weddings. This bobble-head is once in a lifetime.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, I had a whole discussion with someone about how I could get out of going to the wedding so I could go to Picnic in the Park.

/stalker

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story

I was at a family gathering a couple of years ago when one of my cousins announced that she was getting married. This girl had been married/divorced twice already. Later, she walks up to me and asks if I would be attending her wedding. Lars’ response:

“Now when have I ever missed one of your weddings?”

She didn’t think it was very funny. =/

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd now. And I would have lol'd then.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 26, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. Awesome.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the kind of line I only think of hours later.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars had probably been holding onto it since the second wedding.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i bet he got some odd looks

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, it came to mind when she made the announcement

I was debating with myself as to whether I would use it or not. My lack of tact won out.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still, I’m on the ride home going ‘WHEN HAVE I EVER MISSED ONE DAMMIT!’.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I told my siblings that they get one wedding and one graduation.

There’s only one more of those possible for those.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a guarantee?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 26, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you need me to screw up their relationship? Because I bet I can. Lord knows I’ve screwed up enough of mine.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Nah. It’s okay.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 26, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw! :(

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously contemplated bailing on my cousin’s engagement party to go to the meetup last weekend. I had a lot of fun with the family but I’m still not sure I made the right decision.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Jul 26, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll be in the bay area this weekend

how early do you have to be there to get it, since it’s only 2500 people.

it’ll be a freakin’ 3 hour drive from san jose though.

by chenster on Jul 26, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

take the 280 from SJ not the 101

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 26, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

take the Caltrain, not the car

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

To get to Fresno? No good deed indeed.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ 10000000

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAAAAAA!!!! “Take the 5 to the 101”

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

can of corn irl

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

she's hawt

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Niblets is hawt.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not me.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, she is.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, just much older.

(But thanks, Lars)

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

age is just a number

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

True dat.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

A number of years. That have aged you.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yes!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hella

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mentioned this once to some people from here and none of them had the slightest idea what I was talking about. I was pissed off.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 26, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/unrec’d

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 26, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gratuitous rec

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amen

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 26, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most people start lining up 30 minutes before gates open for a promotional item.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm weighing my options

ebay bidding or gas money haha.

when do they allow people into the stadium? since it’s at 7 pm

by chenster on Jul 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gates open at 6:05 for every 7:05 game. Season ticket holders get in at 5:35.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m getting one!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, now that I think of it, I might end up with four.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want one!

Trade you a BEAT LA beach towel?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I can convince my brother to let me have the extra one, I’ll definitely trade it or that!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yaaaaaaaaay!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to the beach towel game!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 26, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yaaaaaaaaay!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is an awesome bobblehead. Damn living in southern California!!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 26, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

I finally get to watch Inception tonight! Hopefully it doesn’t suck.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 26, 2010 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I have decided to trust your opinion on this

Please report back on what you thought. It has been hyped so bad that I am already starting to hate it and I have no idea what it is or what it is about.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, well now the pressure’s on.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 26, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a good movie. And I have awesome taste, so you should listen to me.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Generally with this sort of movie, I like to wait until it’s been out at least a couple of months. At that point, the hype has been forgotten and the backlash has become conventional wisdom.

This technique even allowed me to enjoy Avatar.

by Evan on Jul 26, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only techniques that would have allowed me to enjoy Avatar are drinking-based.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t work for me.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Porn based.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blue nipples

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger blue nipples

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s weird that they have sex with the same things that they use to ride animals with.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urine is sterile.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mind: Blown.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was pretty OK

But I gotta say, I don’t understand all the hype/continued speculation.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEnt to go see it last Thursday, it was unbelievable, i was actually pretty surprised by it too, i didn’t think i’d be as surprised as i was, but damn, that movie was definitely interesting and kept my attention throughout

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes but

you like Linkin Park and dislike Buster Posey

therefore everything you say is opposite

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

see, i’m gonna take this as disrespect and just not listen to you evar again :(

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Delorean, I don’t think I’ve ever seen PiKA upset before.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have powers

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

good thing i don’t care enough

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

takes alot to bring down a guy like me, and i’ve finally been brought down big time

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pfft

I bet you’ve been down lots.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have! Specifically: down to the basement to check on Grant.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope this isn't true

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs food and lube.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vic may have some to spare.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i feel like i must have missed some vic drama this weekend.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a ton. At least on the boards. Sounds like the meet-up went fine though.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t know how deep the rabbit hole goes.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 26, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFT W/O LUBE!

This work safe

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 26, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey daddy-o, I don’t wanna go dooown to the basement.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jul 26, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm confused

Does that really mean that PiKA is going to listen to everything that delorean says?

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to see it pretty bad for a while, but it’s been relegated strictly to the Netflix bin at this point.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woa… i would never have gone that far, but i hardly ever go to see a movie in theaters, the only movies in the past year other than Inception i saw, was Cyrus, and Toy Story 3, Inception was the best 10 dollars i’ve spent

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus we have the same “only trips to theaters tastes” and I liked em all, Inception was my favorite

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 26, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would bet money on “Good, but not quite up to the hype.”

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 26, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. I think it deserves a little extra credit for being basically an original film. No book, no comic book, no film remake.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

no film remake

Yet!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man I would definitely pay to watch Inception in 3D.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Jul 26, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

My brother actually pointed out to me that the top three movies this last weekend were all original concepts.

I mean, insofar as Salt is an “original” story.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Using the word “original” is definitely tricky.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

In strict terms, though: It’s not a remake or an adaptation.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it has Angelina fucking Jolie. even though she looks kinda old

by sfoakbay on Jul 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inception definitely made me question a hell of alot, even scientists are looking into this sort of thing, because they’re thinking if this sort of thing is actually true

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Isn’t that a bit like givings kids at school extra credit for not propelling themselves to class using only their tongue?

I mean, shouldn’t that be the norm?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

propellering themselves to class?

i had no idea that was possible.

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Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so. It’s not like films were mostly original back in the olden days—-even then, most stuff was based on books and plays.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

not at all, done right a film version of a comic or play or novel can be a fascinating interpretation of the story and bring an interesting perspective to the material, however asking it to be done right might be a bit much these days… :(

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 26, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The script took almost 10 years to write

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and ended up being well worth every minute. Very complicated movie that was somehow no trouble whatsoever to follow.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have no idea how the guy tied everything together

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thin originality is a little overrated. I’d rather see the best version of something than just the first version of something. I’d rather watch Jurassic Park the movie than read Jurassic Park the book.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 26, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like Inception felt unpolished though. You make it sound like it was one step away from being a set of storyboards.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably SHOULD see it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I don’t understand the Jurassic Park analogy. How is the movie better by virtue of coming out later?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s saying that the movie stands alone as a great work, not suffering from being derivative.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying that the movie is better better by virtue of coming out later, I’m just saying that it is better (it has better pacing, and a better understanding of it’s own characters), despite being derivative of Micheal Crighton’s book.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 26, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, ok. I get you now. The better version may or may not be original, but whether or not that’s the case doesn’t matter as long as you get to enjoy the better version.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly!

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 26, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got back from it

It was good and interesting and engrossing. That’s about as much as I can say right now.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inception=movie of the year

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying not to hype it up

It’s good. While I don’t think it’s oscar-worthy, it’s definitely unique. It’s non stop so go the restroom before the movie starts.

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Jul 26, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

what movie that's come out this year

would you say is more oscar-worthy?

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw Despicable Me. It was cool, but I wish that everybody involved with the creation of the character Vector would get fired and also never work again.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We liked that one. The minions need their own series of short films.

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The minions really saved a lot of that movie for me. They were awesome.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: What's up with Panda

Fitz/Brooks says he’s out for a few days.

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

his wife

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, WAS at this point

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not anymore

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not for long.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs says it’s related to his divorce.

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: IF anyone is watching OTL on ESPN, it’s definitely interesting, talking about food poisoning at ball parks across the country. Making me question eating at a ball park

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

So, basically, if you want to go to a ballgame in Florida, you’re probably better off getting food from an unlicensed taco truck nearby.

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by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lesson: Move to Canada

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 26, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Protip: Never eat the food the day the team returns from a roadtrip (like tonight for example).

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by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they usually have old food?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The chances of bread products (and other things—like peanuts) being stale is increased quite a bit.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ewww, that’s just disgusting

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

well shit, i’m going tonight and I want a chacha bowl

i think i’ll still have it!

by panda revival on Jul 26, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

AT&T is top quality

I didn’t know how good we had it until I went to Dodger Stadium in college and then lived in DC (Verizon Center is AWFUL)

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger Stadium is a disaster...

Bad food, one way in and out, horrible fans…

Oh yeah and they’re the home of that crappy AA team

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to go there with my Dodger fan friends

So I can point out all the ways that park is a shithole compared to ATT.

Also it helps me not get stabbed when I wear my Mays jersey.

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am too cheap to eat at the park anyways

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by say hey nation on Jul 26, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

likewise, i'll eat before or after the game

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. I always get a sammich on my way to the park.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 26, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

where is there? there's a few people places on the Embarcaderro that work

but where you go?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a bunch of stuff on the other side of the park. Safeway is a go-to for a lot of people. There’s also Quiznos, Subway, and a few delis on King and Townsend.

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually go to Subway on 2nd and walk to the ballpark.

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by djp4cal on Jul 26, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I lived in Pacifica it was the Philadelphia Hoagie from Columbo’s deli.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mind eating at the park

… as long as it’s a jerk chicken sandwich I got at Primo Patio on the way in to the game.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another OT:

Fitz/Brooks were talking about how it would be tough to win the wildcard over Reds because Dusty is the manager…I say

ARE YOU INSANE!!!! I can’t wait to win it over Dusty…have fan-hated that man since 2002

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Really? Because of the manager?

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 26, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was scary for about a minute

[Comment From James James : ]
Just heard via twitter that Jason Werth was traded to San Diego for prospects. Any truth to that?
Monday July 26, 2010 3:48 James
3:48


Jason A. Churchill:
No. Jayson Stark just reported via twitter that the two sides have talked, but that nothing was done, nor close.

by aaroncallagher on Jul 26, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Padres have prospects?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's my question...

SD and the Giants seem to be looking at the same people…what does SD have to offer v. what the Giants have to the offer.

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres? who?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no

Prospectors. They figure they can trade for doubloons.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prospector Pete for Werth.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d trade for this guy: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/197990/gus_chiggins_old_prospector/

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by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many Jasons.

by Evan on Jul 26, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tough Tattoo guy Mat Latos for Werth. Do it.

by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat FLA

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THE MARLINS!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Derreck Lee is available

Fits Sabean minimum requirements:

34+ y/o

last year of contract

slumping

Green Light?!!

You're F*cking Out!

by Kenny F*cking Powers on Jul 26, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder about him...

A couple of years ago…incredible hitter…then just dropped off the face of the baseball…

Wouldn’t mind getting him for some low level prospect

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

My question regarding any potential 1B/corner OF pickup

we might trad to get for for their bat:

Q. Are they a sure bet to be a better hitter than Bowkermania would probably be if we gave him five starts a week?

If not – pass.

Ergo – everyone but Adam Dunn – pass.

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Jul 26, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

And what about Ishikawa?

He might not hit for power, but at least he’s hitting for average.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

2009 road splits not so impressive

.291 .375 .534

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by nogooddeed on Jul 26, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

900 OPS isn’t impressive?

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by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

those are awful numbers

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This year's road splits

.214 / .327 / .312

DNW

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Jul 28, 2010 4:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

2010 Road Splits

.214 / .327 / .312

DNW

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Jul 28, 2010 4:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure bets to hit better than Bowker:

Willingham. Werth. Dunn. Fielder. Pre-Injury DeJesus. Cory Hart probably.

There are a lot.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnnie LeMaster

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 26, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker

By calculations, Bokwer’s last four years combined (age 22-26) – three years of MLB stats, plus MLE for three years at Fresno + MLE for 2007 Norwitch works out to

1825 PA of .255 / .356 / .485 of MLE

So – I am trusting that, if the guy settles in and relaxes, then he’d eventually demonstrate that, as his current established level of talent.

Are you certain that any of those guys is gonna hit better than that? Are you so certain that you’d be willing to part with some combination of Belt, Baumgarner, Guzman, Crawford, Neal, Wheeler, Runzler, Downs, whoever?

Are you certain that any of those guys is gonna hit better than that, i.e be worth giving up Belt or Baumgarner or

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Jul 28, 2010 4:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wrigley Field

inflated dingerz

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 26, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

his back is a mess

really great guy, but DNW

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 26, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

my prediction

Sabean says, “we’re good, no trades.”
on the last day, Padres trade for Werth, Sabean panics and overpays for some Rowandic creature from hell.

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 26, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

They still call him Lights out lidge at CBP

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by say hey nation on Jul 26, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flickering lights Lidge

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brad LOLidge

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lidge doing everything he can to ensure a Rockies victory

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by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Brad “Original B-Weezy” Lidge

You're F*cking Out!

by Kenny F*cking Powers on Jul 26, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally he pulls it out. Cheesus.

by non sequitur on Jul 26, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say that. It was perfectly suited for a TWSS.

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laugher.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Lidge for giving me a heart attack

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by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

are… are you serious?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm dude

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhh, i thought you were serious about caring about the Rockies that much

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then the Rockies proceed to win 16 straight.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Jul 26, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better to bury the Rockies. Plus its the fucking Rockies

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by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol at this actually happening.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to be an extra. Filming on Thursday. Whoop whoop!

(But we already had this conversation in some thread last week, I think.)

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is your role? Just a random fan?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s actually in running for the role of Brian Sabean.

by Natto on Jul 26, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since I look so much like him? Thanks, Natto.

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re trying to go for a sexier route.

by Natto on Jul 26, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm. Sexier than Brian Sabean. Not sure if that’s a compliment.

;-)

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playing Sabean means you get to dry hump Pitt. I don’t know what you’re complaining about.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, just a member of the crowd.

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

When is this again? Thursday?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, the 29th. It’s from 10:30 p.m. to 5:30 a.m. The lengths I will go to to possibly see Brad Pitt!

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

woa… so it’s all night?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

But, yeah, it is.

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds splendid! i prolly wont be there, my face isn’t good enough for the big screen

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I doubt you’ll be able to see me. But, if someone does, I will totally get discovered and become a big star, I’m sure.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a star of McC already though!!! I’ll be the next Brad Pitt, so screw him!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, PiKA, you crack me up.

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is True.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Jul 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keeper!

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a butterface!

(That was my favorite backhanded compliment ever.)

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i had no idea what a butterface was until

like a year ago

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that it meant that she had a real nice face, smooth like butter.

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by DrStankus on Jul 26, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, AWWWWW!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

Backhanded is such a strong word.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Jul 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clinton Agrees

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Jul 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, not really a compliment. LOL.

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

Gloff: Master of Backhandedness

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Jul 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I remember! You being in this movie appears to be one of the few things it has going for it!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you, Howie.

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t you say you have a makeout scene with Jonah Hill?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy is looking fatter and fatter by the movie

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, he slimmed WAY down from when he was in Accepted.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit, yea, big time

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t think I’m gonna watch this film.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Good looking confident guy in a suit being played by awkward fat guy with neck beard to cover his awkwardly fat neck.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Jul 26, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

shooting in oakland?

who would have thought

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wow

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lived in Berkeley for 4 years

Trust me. I know.

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i lived in Moraga for 22 years, i’ve seen some shit

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude isn’t Moraga full of white ppl?

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

and azn's, they kinda run shit

but i’ve walked down telegraph quite a few times, and shattuck

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

pfft.

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah yes, THE MEAN STREETS OF MORAGA!

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 26, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been trying to weasel my way into the cutting room for that lately but to no avail, I also want to read the new script they have because the old one wasn’t half bad

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by TexasRanger on Jul 26, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow…. the D-backs are 22 games back???

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow…. the D-backs are 22 games back still in MLB???

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by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

coulda said that about the Tigers back when they lost over 110 games

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Relegate them!

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by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

For footy nerds...

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by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is awesome.

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by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

“beast mode” — nice : )

Also, Sidney Ponson.

now skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody.

by bondo on Jul 26, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

In and out burger

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OT: Lunch call

Left over Paella from Costco…

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

A very meh bratwurst and some fries.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Herb garlic smoked chicken, gonna have that in a quesadilla

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Left over carne asada nachos.

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by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a very late breakfast of granola with honey.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually just finishing my vanilla latte from a very late breakfast. With Greenlee’s Bakery cinnamon bread. Mmmmm.

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

From my very own kitchen. I grind the beans, foam the milk and draw the 2 espresso shots.

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a hell of a lot cheaper to get my own set-up than buying one every day.

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a big coffee guy myself...

But the wifey is…her reward for keeping up with a 9 month old :)

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s my morning ritual to prepare me for my 8 and almost-5 year olds.

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do the same thing, foam and all, only I make mine a mocha. Because if you want me out of bed before 12pm, there needs to be chocolate invovled

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by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did the mocha for a while. In fact, I’ve been hankering for them again. I need to find a good white chocolate syrup.

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! White Mocha FTW!

Although I had to settle for a macchiato today because we are out of white chocolate syrup ATM.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vanilla Latte>>>>White Mocha

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged

Although I’m sure it’s better for you.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

well... i usually drink mine with NONFAT milk

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not wannabe – just not as heavy tasting (I’m sure there’s a better way to describe it).

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus we are comparing mochas to lattes (elitists).

However white mocha > regular mocha.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also good: a zebra mocha (equal parts regular mocha and white chocolate mocha). Also known as a tuxedo. Or, for those with a lack of imagination, a black and white.

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds amazing!

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by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since Starbuck’s lattes are not as tasty as some others, this is usually what I’ll order there.

Although my favorite this past winter was the sbux Dark Cherry Mocha.

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Starbucks...lattes

those two words should not be in the same paragraph

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. Dunno if they have Dutch Bro’s there in the bay area but I would certainly recommend them.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhh, that Dark Cherry Mocha is epic!

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by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about White Gold?

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by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’m talkin’ about! I’m still getting the hang of frothing the milk but my wife is an ex-barista so she’s showing me the ropes.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It took me a lot of trial and error. Gotta make sure the frothing pitcher is good and cold.

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hippie.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can not go wrong with that, sounds fantastic

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs. jhiat00 and I recently started making our own espresso drinks at home. Saving $6/day FTW!!

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by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why I did it. I’ve been using mine for maybe 2 years. I’ve saved hundreds of bucks so far.

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been lobbying for one. Besides the savings factor, I just love the smell of coffee in the morning.

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by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon. . . do eeeet. . . .

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think I’m gonna. Just need to make room on the kitchen counter (/looks at panini press).

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by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a huge fan of the fully auto machines, since I am useless before 10AM. Costco has a perfectly adequate one for $400. Plenty of scratch, but it will make your espressos with one button push. Foaming milk is quick and easy, but I have gone to Americanos with half-and-half for fully early-morning autopilot glory.

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually, all I need is a wet cappuccino and then I’m all set. But I’d like to have choices.

I think I’ve seen the latest model sold at Costco and it’s HUGE. I’m thinking of getting a smaller one like this:

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by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks fancy.

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the problem with America

go to any city in Europe and you can get a transcendent espresso for 70 euro-cents. Anywhere! Here it’s close to 2 bucks and tastes like shit.

espresso is just too labor intensive for me at home. I’m strictly a cold-brew or drip/french press guy.

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by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

More importantly

You can go to Taiwan and get great milk tea for 80 cent…here it’s like 3 bucks and taste like crap…

Asian bias…

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s milk tea? Is that like pearl tea?

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by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bah, what’s the point without the pearls? :D

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by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool. I spent part of my childhood in Asia, so I have fond memories of pearl tea.

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by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Takes me 10 minutes to get everything done, including grinding, foaming, pouring and clean-up. It’s a soothing morning ritual.

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

if i had 10 minutes, i might be so inclined. i’m just bitter.

LIKE MOST OF THE TERRIBLE ESPRESSO ONE FINDS IN THE U.S.

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by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

And true.

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found a chain that might do it for me. It’s A Grind?

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by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the lattes at Piccino (22nd/Tennessee) are as good as I have had anywhere.

Pricey, true, but that’s the market. Complaining about the market price of good coffee in the US is like complaining about the market price of supermarket fruit north of the Alps: pointless.

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

I never drank coffee until I went to Italy… coming back and trying the dreck they serve here was disappointing to say the least. Luckily I work two blocks from the Epicenter Cafe where they actually know how to make the stuff.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of the reasons I live here…in Italy

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by pynchon59 on Jul 26, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not envious in the least… but just out of curiousity, how does one do that?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, curiosity.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing to it really

get out of college, not feel serious, come to europe rather than wait tables, paint houses or bum around the US, find a job over here to prolong the adventure, meet an Italian girl, get a real job, get married, have a family. A work in progress

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by pynchon59 on Jul 26, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed that boat in the 80’s… still, not at all bitter.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s the sailing that counts, not the ports of call

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by pynchon59 on Jul 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Milan

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by pynchon59 on Jul 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's awesome

I don’t know if I could live there for a while, but I’d love to live there for an extended amount of time.

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by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But in Florence

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by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Florence is a beautiful open-air museum and fairly insulated. Milan is a small tightly packed big city with all the pros and cons of any big city. Luckily, I walk to work so it feels like Europe everyday. Very well located to get away. Sea, mountains, lakes, etc all within a couple of hours drive. When there were no speed limits (not enforced) it was more fun.

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by pynchon59 on Jul 26, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Milan is incredible

Very jealous!

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by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw “I Am Love,” which is silly but gorgeous, and now I kinda want to move to Milan and have an affair with Tilda Swinton.

by Evan on Jul 26, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

bumped into them filming walking home from work one day. nothing much was happening so kept going without waiting to catch a glimpse of Tilda.
/sigh

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by pynchon59 on Jul 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had one day in Florence – went to the Uffizi gallery in the morning and got sucked in by the 13th Century altarpieces. Stayed for hours and hours – we saw almost none of the actual city.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this response!

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by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been thinking of getting a press for work. The free coffee here really sucks.

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a french press, too. I like it. I was thinking of using it to cold-brew some iced-coffee this week. Anybody tried that?

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

cold brew is the shit

the only way to make iced coffee. spend the $30 and get the Toddy system. it rules.

Also, I recommend Aeropress to anyone looking for a cheapo press for work. they’re awesome.

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by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear I don’t have any financial stake in the Epicenter, but that’s how they do their iced coffee… I’m assured it’s very good. Also they use French press for regular cups-o-coffee (which I have at home and like quite a bit).
At work, I just use a funnel/filter thingy.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how transcendent has been used to describe two different things in this thread.

by Natto on Jul 26, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find making an espresso much easier than doing that French press stuff

Although steaming milk and making it a latte adds to the effort

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by Goofus on Jul 26, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a plus, I guess?

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by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

wet cappucino. is that like another term for Butt pee?

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by Kenny F*cking Powers on Jul 26, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ours is basically a coffee maker with a metal tube for frothing. Very simple but it’s all you need.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘Coffee maker’ == ‘espresso maker’ I assume.

The fully auto route is for convenience. It is worth it to me to save those minutes every morning, and to be able to rely on consistent product no matter how sleepy I am. But the real moneysaver is a completely manual machine and just enough skill to turn out decent product.

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the real moneysaver is a completely manual machine and just enough skill to turn out decent product.

Yes, this is what I was getting at. And by ‘coffee maker’ I mean it literally has a little mini coffee pot for the espresso to drip into.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pour in the hot water, wait 4 minutes, plunge and pour. Easy-peasy!

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, this is why I just stick to tea. Cheap, easy, no machinery needed.

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by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I like machines. If I drank tea, I’d have to find a tea machine.

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I have one of those electric kettles. I don’t need it, it’s just quick and transportable.

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by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to have one if you're Asian

One that’s like $150…it’s a requirement

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with can of corn. I’m kinda addicted to kitchen gadgets, I think.

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by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Step away from the William Sonoma catalog...

You really don’t need that 3rd panini press…

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, you can gadget the heck out of tea if you want. I have an electric kettle and a cast iron tea pot.

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by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D THINK OF ALL OF THE TEA!!

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by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This this this

Although my actual reasoning is that tea tastes great to me and coffee tastes terrible.

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by goGSW24 on Jul 26, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like coffee, but I find tea to be less dehydrating and just easier on the body overall.

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by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true

I mean, it’s basically water.

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by goGSW24 on Jul 26, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The flavonoids and the enzymes all mix together ’n shit.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greenlee's cinnamon bread

I only recently discovered that stuff up here in Oakland. Is it a South Bay thing?

by non sequitur on Jul 26, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. The bakery is in San Jose down the street from where I used to work a while back. It’s awesome stuff.

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

A single bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the sugary end bowl. Bittersweet ending

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by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tlaloc-Cancun burrito

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by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much carne asada did you pack in there? I’m going to guess three pounds.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 26, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

3, 4

whatever it took

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by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicken skillet carbonara.

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by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicken tikka masala and naan from the Indian place across the street.

by non sequitur on Jul 26, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 PB&J’s, a braeburn apple and some trail mix. IR5.

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by j14 on Jul 26, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good to me. I R 5 2.

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

something i dont think i've ever had

PB&J

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the weirdest thing I’ve EVER HEARD.

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who stole your childhood from you?

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by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who? donuts, and fat foods, plus cereal… and also burgers

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean like Ages 5-8. Those were all I ate

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by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no kidding? haha, i dont think i had it once at all…

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude

there’s no way that’s possible. some multigrain bread, organic smooth peanut butter, and raspberry jam?

by sfoakbay on Jul 26, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds orgasmic, but nope

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

either way, elitist food is fucking awesome

by sfoakbay on Jul 26, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, PIZZA is fucking awesome

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a Walrusman joke here

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

shirley you can't be serious

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am serious, and dont call me shirley, still aint too happy bout you

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

DELOREAN IZ 5!!!! I WIN!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably one of the better comedic movies

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, a true classic.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we still in “the opposite of what he says is true” mode?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

PiKA HAS NEVER NOT EATEN A PB&J

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea… i knew i’d get a rise out of this crowd here, i was pretty pickey as a kid…

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I’ve never had PBJ” is way different from “I had PBJ once or twice as a kid and didn’t like it”

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just never had it

and yea, it definitely would be a different story. I at least have to TRY something to not like it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

PB&J just hasn’t been the same since I tried both a PB&Nutella and a Nutella&J.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have yet to triple deck that, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about the two pieces of bread are actually two PB&J’s?

/Colbert’d

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next time, try pistacchio butter & jelly. Yum.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The restaurant i work at has a burger where each 1/2 of the bun is a grilled cheese sandwich. Just asking for a heart attack

by stone.man on Jul 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I believe that was how the Colbert bit started. It ended with a grilled cheese infinity sandwich.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I make an awesome vegan nutella analogue at home.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/falls out of chair

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Jul 26, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did, too. It’s unpossible, right?

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

My kids won’t eat them. Peanut butter only for one, no sandwiches at all for the other. WHERE DID I GO WRONG??

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are a failure of a mother. That’s all there is to it.

Somehow you made them RIDICULOUSLY CUTE, though. :)

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, thanks. I don’t know where they got their cuteness genes. Maybe it skips a few generations or something.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh please! They obviously got it from you. :)

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waits for “get a room” joke followed by obligatory Lars’ “HAWT”

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAWT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get a room!

But make sure it’s on the ground floor and leave the curtains open

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 26, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Mr. can of corn overhears this and runs away crying

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy cute is different than girl cute. He’s good looking in a hot neanderthal way. If my girls had his handsome protruding brow, they wouldn’t be so cute.

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course, pretty boys are awfully cute, too. Mister Toddler is boy cute and generally pretty, which gets him a lot of positive attention. It also results in events like the burritrons at Tepa assuming we gringos will not understand them when they remark how very lindo and guapo he is, and with those parents

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they like canned corn?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

i hardly eat peanut butter… hell, i didn’t even eat peanuts until like 2 or 3 years ago…. anybody else have a childhood favorite?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peanut allergy or just cruel deprivation?

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

just didn't get into it

i dont mind it though, if it was that or nothing, i’d eat it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

anybody else have a childhood favorite?

Yeah PB&J

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

aside from that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

peanut butter and apples

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Jul 26, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Graham crackers with peanut butter and honey.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is 100% correct.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Jul 26, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really blows my mind

PB&J’s have been my standby for as long as I can remember. I don’t think I have ever gone more than a week without one so someone that has never had one is beyond my comprehension.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Jul 26, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

They saved my ass when I was poor in law school.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could afford peanut butter in law school? You must have been RICH!

Actually, I think that was probably my one indulgence. BRAND NAME PEANUT BUTTER!

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha! But, I ate generic, so that’s obviously how I did it.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quality peanut butter is the only way to go.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Jul 26, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

from trader JOES!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mom used to buy bulk peanuts and take them to some hippie place to get them ground up into some grainy flavorless paste that she made us eat for a while. Thankfully this phase was short lived.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGH

My stupid fucking hippie parents did this too. VILE.

I require SALT, foul woman!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a joke in there somewhere…

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t buy it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 26, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

PB&J?

How old are you?

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

5

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

rare is the day that i don’t eat at least 1 PB sammich.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't make fun

I have at least one PB&J a week.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here. There is usually one in my backpack.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Jul 26, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

older than you! i'm 5!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

PB&B > PB&J

(B = banana)

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

PB&J&B

(when made with peanut butter, strawberry jam and banana)

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/drools

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

(also good when I was a kid – putting frito’s into my PB&J).

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did this as well

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And marshmallows and chocolate syrup

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nutella’s pretty good too. and crunchy > smooth.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Skippy super-chunk FTW!

I have to keep both in my pantry – my one kid who does eat peanut butter only eats creamy. AGAIN, WHERE DID I GO WRONG??

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Specialties puts bananas and apple slices on their PB&J

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 26, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

PB&fresh berries is pretty amazing too.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Jul 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/nods

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

right on

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jul 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

PB coated with chocolate in an orange wrapper with Reeses written on it.
When opened at around 3 AM and melted between 2 pieces of toast and accompanied by some chocolate milk, the experience can be sublime. Or at least that’s how I remember it. Long time ago

"My My, Hey Hey .... GIDP is here to stay."

Bork Never Sleeps

by pynchon59 on Jul 26, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turkey sandwich.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too! We’re twinsies!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Buster Posey and Matt Cain had turkey sandwiches today, too. That’s what all the cool people eat.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This all has to be true.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

…onto his In-N-Out burger.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

/takes a rip

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Jul 26, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicken Caesar from TJ’s.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sammich from Ted’s Market and Deli on Howard.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to run, so I got Jack in the Box

It was… ok

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm

One of those chicken sandwich things they’re promoting, their “super” cheeseburger (or something), and two tacos. I shoulda gone somewhere else.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tacos are good..

Should have went with Jumbo Jack…

Chicken Sandwich not so good…mayo-like substance bad bread

Never had a cheeseburger there…their new “sandwiches” are awful…

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I should just stick with the tacos there

And their sirloin burgers aren’t bad either

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stuffed manicotti

Leftovers from when wife cooked last night. She also made salad and breadsticks.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 26, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inn-n out dbl dbl & animal fries. Yummy

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jul 26, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB.com’s new Power Rankings have us 7th
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?topic_id=6261176

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 26, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB Power Rankings process

Step 1. Put Yankees as #1
Step 2. Arrange teams by W-L
Step 3. Adjust slightly based on past week’s W-L record
Step 4. Add 1 fact about team or player on team

by snafu on Jul 26, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

One part about ESPN i like, sportsnation during the afternoon

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Michelle Beadle

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not worth the spewing of crap that is Sportsnation

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It gives me seizures much like Pokemon does to Asian kids.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Jul 26, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't stop staring at her!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get the appeal.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

might be the .gif

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

michelle beadle gif Pictures, Images and Photos

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a woman eating a hot dog.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it is, good observation

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

FELLATIO

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Me neither) Attractive woman, not worth watching Sportsnation

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen it too often by now. /adblocked

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you’re supposed to bite down.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

why's that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/links_to_youre_doing_it_wrong_thread

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawt isn't it?

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get this gif at all, but I sure wish it had a subject line.

by Evan on Jul 26, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adblocked

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subject line

Next time, please.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see you’ve never clicked on a subject line before…

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

About another 40% of that hot dog would have to go in before I found this at all remarkable.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I love her. She has my my dream life.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stacrraft.

Starcraft Starcraft Staraft.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that out today?

Have not played that game in years

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

tomorrow!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

NCAA FOOTBALL 11!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madden August 10

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

gonna have to trade some video games in for it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you explain the appeal of Madden games to me?

I love football and video games, but I’ve never understood this.
I don’t get why a new version with hardly any game play changes comes out every year.
I don’t get why it sells so well when it comes out , when you can wait 3 months and buy it used for $10.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Jul 26, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BROOD WAR

/might buy SC 2 after a few years

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Does anyone here watch old Star Trek: TNG episodes?

I was skimming through the channels the other day and I noticed Star Trek:TNG on WGN. It was “The Best of Both Worlds” episode when Picard was captured by the Borg. I don’t know why but I got hooked into that show again.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Hate to admit it but I do...

Best fictional depiction of torture and the futility of it.

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, Picard’s ass, right?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s wearing a small speedo……..

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, hello?!

You're F*cking Out!

by Kenny F*cking Powers on Jul 26, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved that show as a kid (I waz a nerd)

Haven’t watched the show in a long time, but somehow after watching that episode I’m hooked again.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should get hooked on voyager, the superior series.
/awaits flame war

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

banned

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t bait me :(

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

incorrect

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

they even fucked this up

the best character in the pathetic series. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A HOLOGRAM OF MCCOY

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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by zenbitz on Jul 26, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’d be hard to get him to act at his age…

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think she went to college with my wife. She never did it for me, but I appreciated her divorce case for tawdry details. Reading her papers was a nice fifteen minutes back when they came out.

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jadzia Dax, on the other hand….

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the wrongest anyone has ever been on anything.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Jul 26, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

+eleventy billion

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU HAD ME AT HELLO

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

All Star Trek: TNG episodes are old now.

And up until about 5 years ago, I could name the episode just by glimpsing at the screen for one second. Any single shot (save stock Enterprise in space shots) and I could tell which episode.

by Every6thDay on Jul 26, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for season 1, I could probably do the same. Maybe. Riker has a lot of blank stares though.

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's weird

I never really got into it during the original run (I was young when it started), but in the last couple years I have watched the reruns on SyFy or Spike or whatever. Episodes are hit or miss (b/c they mix shitty early season ones with later ones) but the ones that work are a great hour of entertainment

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT IT'S JORGE!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hip hip, Jorge!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
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by Gloff on Jul 26, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My thoughts exactly

For a team that is bankrupted…Texas is pretty active

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much will Hamilton get from the Yankees this off season?

by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twelve gazillion

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by RDreamer on Jul 26, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ten dollars.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 26, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone posted about the Mariner’s trade prospects and Churchill mentioned Russell Martin.

Hahahahaha. Suck it Seattle.

You're F*cking Out!

by Kenny F*cking Powers on Jul 26, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

One night I came home.

I figured, let my Jorge come on, I’ll play it cool. Let him make the first move. He went to Florida.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like how the chat is pretty much

5 questions about Yankees
3 questions about Boston
2 questions about phillies
1 question about all of the other teams.

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't know if I should be happy or sad about this on the ESPN chat
In addition to DeJesus, the Giants also were looking at Jose Guillen.

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

sad

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

not me

Sabes probably redoubled his efforts after DDJ hurt his thumb

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Praise Jesus

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, Kershaw has dropped his suspension appeal

This way he can make his start in SF on Sunday! Yay!

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Bench Clearing Brawl FTW

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Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Jul 26, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

TENSIONS ARE HIGH FOR THIS WEEKENDS SERIES!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw vs. Cain – woohoo!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the Dodgers.

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by Prussian Creole on Jul 26, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shift-A

The weather here at the coast is a lot nicer than in the valley.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

In Santa Cruz? i tend to agree, since i'm here now, and it's still foggy

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pismo Beach

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love that place.

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's AIGHT

i think i’ll take life here in Santa Cruz over it though.

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

SC is a sweet town.

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Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Jul 26, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. I gotta go spend a weekend down there sometime soon.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Cousin lives there

and I had to deliver a bike there and hit him up, I was there for an hour before I got hammered. I was not prepared for the awesomeness.

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6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Jul 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

Yeah, it sucks now because all my friend who went to UCSC have moved away, so I can’t just head down there on a minute’s notice, and there really aren’t any places to stay downtown (important because I tend to end my night at the Red Room).

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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Splash clam chowder!

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by calpolynate on Jul 26, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll have to try that.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was in college, we had an ongoing competition to see who could finish the entire bread bowl with chowder – bread and everything. It’s not easy.

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by calpolynate on Jul 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must watch too much baseball. I read that as “splash cam chowder.”

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by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

As did I

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Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Jul 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you Captain Obvious. ;-)

How was the move?

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

chop hasnt moved yet, has she?

i moved from the east bay here to Aptos last week… SUCKS!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way, bro!

SC County is the best!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 26, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, i dont know anyone here in Aptos, plus i think life in the South Bay would be a little bit more acceptable

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes sense. It sucks to not know anyone.

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by goGSW24 on Jul 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i... i... have no friends D:

actually they’re all in the east bay

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll meet cool people here.

At least I think you will…

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by goGSW24 on Jul 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

People here seem a little TOOOOOOOOO laid back

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever, dude.

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by EliminateMe on Jul 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

aaaaaaaaahahaha

well played, Mauer

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by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA, people here are chill tho dude

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much why I slightly resent moving out of the valley.

Then again, most of my friends suck, so I don’t know.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAKE NEW FRIENDS!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, this is one of the reasons I talk to my tumblr/twitter friends every day, as opposed to the people I know in the valley.

But, eh, I start school in less than a month, so there’s that.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same, haha, you and i are pretty much on the same boat there, i start school in about a month, and i’ll be talking on here alot, golfing, driving up to Chico, the Bay Area.

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, pretty much.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

College is fun because there’s always someone to hang out with. It’s why I loved law school so much (when it’s supposed to be hell).

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, this is so true

no matter what, there’s always somebody to hang with, it’s awesome!

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been getting to know some of the people living on my floor over Facebook and a lot of them are pretty chill people, so I’m looking forward to hanging out with them.

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Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

good thing you friended them first

pretty much the best way i got to be friends with the people on my floor, also just hanging out with them on the weekends and after class helped

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, there’s a lot of people on my floor who have the same major as me and some of us share the same interests, so that’s nice. I’m still hoping that there’s someone who likes baseball so we could go to a game.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhh i’m sure you’ll find a few people that are willing to throw down some money to go see a game. Wouldn’t doubt that for a second

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, yeah. I just hope they’re not the kind who’ll try to, like, talk through the entire game about random shit.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

well… guess i wont be going to a giants game with you anytime soon… D:

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah, no, like, the kind of random shit they talk about is different than the random shit you talk about. :P

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhhh, yea, that’s pretty bad, i mean, i go with one of my friends who isn’t a big fan of baseball, but he’ll watch it, and we’ll talk some shit…

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, they’re kinda hipster, not that they’re anything wrong with that, but I don’t want to listen to random hipster shit during the game. at least one of my online friends is from the east bay and she said she’ll definitely go to a few games with me.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE!!!! what about just going to an A’s game? like given the opportunity. but that is pretty sweet, at least now you get to go to a few games every now and then

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The A’s are my AL team (lol), so I’m definitely down for going to one of their games. But, yeah, my online friend and I are making plans to go to at least one Giants game, one A’s game (she’s an A’s fan), and maybe a SJ/Stockton game.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, wow you must be thrilled… one thing i want to go to is a SJ game just for the hell of it, and i heard they’re hella fun. But that makes it so much better that you got an A’s fan on ur floor

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, yeah, I’ve heard they’re really fun. And I have ulterior motives for going to an SJ game that I won’t mention here. But, actually, she doesn’t go to my school. We’re tumblr friends.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice! and i wont ask anything further bout the motives for… and that’s a little weird bout the tumblr friends, where you don’t really KNOW her :D

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. well, we’re also friends on twitter and FB and she, and a bunch of others, talk just about every night on AIM or skype.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

who does that kinda thing, it’s just kinda weird, like to not have ever really met someone and go to a game all the sudden? haha

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, well, we’re planning on meeting before going to a game, but yeah. I don’t know. It doesn’t seem weird to me. It’s sorta just like a MCC meetup or something. Except she and I are pretty good friends and we talk to each other about almost every thing.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

woa… new best friend??? sounding like it, but that’s kinda weird to make a friend over the internetz… although that’s prolly what happens here…but will go to an MCC meet up sometime

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not exactly new best friend, but I’m pretty close to her and about 10 others, since we participate in this huge group chat where we talk about baseball and random shit, haha. But, yeah, probably.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

oh man, sounds pretty similar to here, but alot less creepy! haha, actually sounds pretty neat

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, yeah, it’s somewhat similar. Except it’s a free-for-all as to what we talk about.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting

haha, i mean, prolly a lil more random than what it’s like here!

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, a little random probably doesn’t even begin to describe it. But, yeah, it’s fun and I like talking to them more than the jerks I know in the valley, so that’s nice.

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Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

woa... jerks in the valley?

what about people in Pismo? and i dont think i’ll ever get into tumblr, twitter works good for me talkin to djp and people there

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

People I know are just … yeah. Either they’re judgmental or we grew a part or they fell into drugs. Pismo/SLO, I’ve met nothing but nice people. And, yeah, tumblr is a big hole of timewasting.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/unfollows you

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by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The good kind of timewasting!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea… that sucks, that people kinda fell into the judgmental type… and that’s exactly what i need to do in tumblr is waste more of my time… as if i dont do that here… and just remember this chop… THEY ARE DODGER FANS

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, there are people in my family who are Dodgers fans, so. :|

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You've never made a friend over the Internets?

The people on the Internet are so much more interesting than the people I’m exposed to on a daily basis that it’s my only recourse.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, that’s true, and i’ve made some friends, but they were on my floor in college, that’s bout it!

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not technically. My mom started her new job today, so we had to be down yesterday no matter what. We’ve moved some stuff, but not all of it.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow… that will be a ton of fun to move everything outta fresno when it’s like 105 outside

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, expect a lot of “FUCK THIS WEATHER” tweets the day I move every thing out.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it's what, only 65 in Pismo? haha

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, yep. So fucking nice.

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Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay. We haven’t really moved every thing yet, though, so we have to go back to the valley to get all our shit this weekend.

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Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys doing that yourselves?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice one.

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

chop—you’re moving to Pismo? that’s quite a change.

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger territory.......

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

get car stuck on the beach territory

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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had to check your profile to make sure you weren’t my ex… we did that in like 2002. She freaked out and floored it; we managed to get out by sheer dumb luck.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ur ex and you got stuck on the beach? what were you doin

with a car on the beach?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

We took a wrong turn.

No really. It was dark, and we were lost, and we ended up on the beach in her Cherokee.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, that is actually pretty funny!!!!

so many people out here have jeeps, what’s up with that, even Katy Perry

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were actually on a road trip… SF>Santa Cruz>Pismo>Santa Barbara>San Diego>Riverside. She was actually from Redwood City. Needed a Jeep to get through the thick jungle brush of US-101, I guess. Though I will say that a woman driving a stick shift is pretty hot.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

sooo pretty much chillin on the coast until you got to riverside...

and wow…. she drove stick? i’m in love

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, she had friends at UCSB & UCSD, and I had friends at UCR.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's a pretty awesome drive then

and yea… i couldn’t get into a UC, wasn’t smart enough :(

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t get into a UC, either. :/ Stupid requirements…

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck em

they’re missing out on a hell of a student

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I was disappointed at first, but after hanging out at UCSC during my brother’s orientation, I realized that I so would not have liked being at a huge university and Mills is def the right place for me. So not being allowed to apply was really a blessing in disguise.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

True! going to a school with like 20 or 30 people in your class is perfect size. Plus, that’s what i got from going to Miami, i know all my profs, and plus the perfect type of atmosphere

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, exactly. I like the small class sizes and being able to know all your profs. And I love, love, love the atmosphere at Mills, so it all works out.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea... then there ya go!

Good to hear everything is working out so far… now let’s see how you feel when you actually take your first class there

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I’m hella psyched for my first class, honestly. I don’t know if it’s because I’ve been away from the whole school setting for a year or whatnot, but I sat in on one of the classes I’m going to take this semester during this preview thing last year and I enjoyed it.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I’m so fucking happy I don’t have to take a math class.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, watchit!

full disclosure: I have a math degree

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just never good at math past the 8th grade level. I’m more of an English/history person.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

something i didn't do

sit in on a class… But it’s all bout the prof and the class itself, but you’ll have to take a math class sometime soon, right?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. I’m taking a comp sci class over a math class for my Gen Ed requirement.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t math in your gen ed?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sort of, yeah. One of the gen ed requirements is “Quantitative and Computational Reasoning,” and the choices are between classes in comp sci, econ, math and psych.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank god you're not doing math

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me it depends on the class...

Biology 1A…no problem with 700 people in my class..

Upper level history…good to have 10 people in my class…

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I flipped off a Russell Martin poster here.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Pismo exactly, but hella close. And, yeah, it’s a big change from the valley.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least you can listen to Giants games on the radio in Pismo. TV you are stuck with the LA teams

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend’s letting me hack her MLB.tv account, so I’m fucking glad for that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

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by heimy25 on Jul 26, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always a bummer to move in the valley in August. :(

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This pretty much always applies.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 26, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm jealous D:

Although the weather in Sacramento today is actually quite pleasant.

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by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

for today and today only

you’re wrong. It’s 82, sunny and beautiful out here.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lived about 45 minutes north of Fresno, where it’s about 90+ right now, I think.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

90 is nice and brisk

raise the temp another 10 degrees and get back to me
/has lived in Folsom 21 of his 24 years

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s supposed to be around 100 tomorrow. /lived in the valley for 18+ years

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

101 on Saturday. Oy.

I guess standing in that weather is worth it for the bobblehead.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Literary/Music references

Grant,

I am old enough to gget the reference to MLK and the Who. Anyone who has been alive recently will get the reference to Tolkien. But the stumper is that reference to Tim Dog and Kool Keith. For a fifty plus guy, I’m having to work way to hard here. Keep posting. Can we give Graham a shot as long as Velez is receiving a new brain. Same as the old brain.

by Longtimewaiting on Jul 26, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

It reminds me of that interview with SportsNet New York where Grant was talking about Buster Posey being dipped in the waters of the River Styx and the interviewer had no idea what he was talking about.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 26, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant was around when the Styx was still dry.

by speckops on Jul 26, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's New York

Their mythology doesn’t go further back than the ’27 Yankees.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 26, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling that

Cantu will change clubhouses a la Franchez at the end of this series

by TBRMKane on Jul 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I really hope that isn’t the case.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

His being traded to Pittsburgh for Alderson works for me.

by wcw on Jul 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems that he’s been sinking like a stone since his early season success….

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be ok with this.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Jul 26, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Although I would prefer if he switches mid series

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Jul 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be perfectly honest

I don’t want to see a trade by the Giants unless it was a solid Lefty reliever. We have a solid lineup right now

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Jul 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

[Comment From Jeff Jeff : ]
If you were Brian Sabean, would you give up Sanchez for Werth, Hart or any other available position player at this point? I think creating a hole to file another hole doesn’t make much sense…
Monday July 26, 2010 5:14 Jeff
5:14


Jason A. Churchill:
No.
Monday July 26, 2010 5:14 Jason A. Churchill
5:14


Jason A. Churchill:
Bumgarner, yes, for Hart. But not for Werth, who is a FA at season’s end.

by aaroncallagher on Jul 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Bumgarner, yes, for Hart. But not for Werth, who is a FA at season’s end.

DO NOT WANT

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants need relievers!!!

Bautista and Casilla scare me a lot when they “pitch”

by TBRMKane on Jul 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snowball Fights.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Jul 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would break things

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure firefox is running faster since I got the Posey upgrade.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course it is.

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by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chrome as well.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Jul 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chrome has always had Posey.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 26, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a Posey Chrome theme?

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 26, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, Posey is simply an integral part of the code.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 26, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't matter how fast it runs

Buster will throw it out.

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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
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by GiantPain on Jul 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Bochy replaces it with the Whiteside upgrade

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by EliminateMe on Jul 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: FUCK SUNBURNS, that’s all i got to say

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Jul 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a weird fetish.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Jul 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are the worst kind.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t know until Sunday Morning

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sweet deal for tomorrow night's Giants Game...

Open bar before the game, bleacher ticket, sweet looking t-shirt, post game party at Slide

25 bucks.

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=133902533315389&index=1

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahah at least I didn’t make a separate fanshot this time!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'LL BE THERE AT THE FUCKIN BAR!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you actually going??

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can't :(

i realllllly wish i could though, that’s a hell of a deal… Once i get an apartment in the bay area, i’ll definitely be going to more McC things, or just events like these..

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice, when will that be?

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by heimy25 on Jul 26, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

looking at January... one thing i definitely have to get going on

is finding a job here in the bay area… not a job job, but just like working at a coffee shop, a bakery, anything like that

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apply for a Mod job here @ McC!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine the flavor!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY FATHER IS A BAKER!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, are you actually kidding? but seriously, my passion is baking and just working at chill places like that… but can’t always get what you want

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

1/2 kidding. When I was little he was partners with this other dude and they owned a donut shop. He used to wake me up at like 3 AM and we would make donuts and then deliver them.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow…. must’ve been rough, waking up that early to make and deliver donuts? how’d you like that?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved it! A 10 year old with unlimited access to donuts! :D

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

how's the weight?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good. I was skinny as hell until I hit about 25.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

no kidding!!!! even after all the donuts???

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was the jack ’n cokes that did me in.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i had no idea how fattening those were

until like the day after i had a ton of jack and cokes

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really care for Jack and Cokes, but I imagine that they produce worse-than-average hangovers.

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by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, wasn’t all that great the morning after…

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually beer gives me the worst hangover. Probably because I got so used to drinking whiskey.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird! I find beer to be the most delicious and least-detrimental of drinks, but maybe that’s because it’s what I’m used to.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yo is there any type of beer fest

thing going on in Ohio during the fall?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a small microbrew fest in Columbus in September or October. The big Ohio Brew Week already happened last weekend.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit... really? well

guess i’m gonna go to the one in Columbus in September, loveeeeee Microbrews

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s a start. http://www.beerfestivals.org/ I know Columbus has a decent beer scene.

Keep an eye on this, as well: http://beeradvocate.com/events/calendar

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh sweet!!!

thanks dude!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always happy to help out a fellow beer geek.

http://beermapping.com/ is another great resource, though not so much for events.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the best place to go to in the city for Belgian beer? I plan on driving up from SJ sometime this week specifically for this.

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by calpolynate on Jul 26, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Monks Kettle (16th west of Valencia is good)

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by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

my bad

I meant a store, so I can take it home. Noticed Dogfish Head brewery will be there Aug. 4th for a pairing – looks good.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 26, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re looking for bottles to go, City Beer, Healthy Spirits, and Beer Revolution in Oakland are the places to check. Super friendly people at all three, too.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

excellent

thank you.

Really getting into beer lately. Started (sort of) a chronicle:

http://picasaweb.google.com/nathan.johns/Beer

Wife thinks it makes me look like an alcoholic.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 26, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, very nice. It’s a great area for beer, with a great community.

This dude’s in San Jose: http://www.betterbeerblog.com/

If you’re on Twitter, there are a ton of people around talking beer. READ MY CRAPPY TWITTER LIST: http://twitter.com/troymccluresf/sfbeer

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The Grain Trust” – that’s awesome.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 26, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

La Trappe is a dungeon-like restaurant in North Beach, it has the most by FAR (like a 70 page menu book). http://latrappecafe.com/

Toronado is a dive bar in lower Haight; kind of a west coast beer mecca. READ MY CRAPPY BLOG: http://goldengatebeerbars.com/2009/08/11/toronado/

Monk’s Kettle is an upscale-but-not-snobby restaurant & bar.

OH you meant store.
Healthy Spirits at 15th & Castro, City Beer Store on Folsom bet, 7th & 8th. And Toronado sells their bottle to go. Dunno about La Trappe.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow… hard alcohol does that for me… i usually always drink beer, and i don’t gain a ton of weight either by doin it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congeners!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 26, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see how

Cracker Jacks and Coca Cola would contribute to the width of one’s waist line.

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost as much as $.99 tacos from Jack ’N the Box at 3AM then passing out at 3:30 AM.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only there was such a place…

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

These crazy mods will ban you! They’re drunk with power!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Save me kdl!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 26, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know some people. I"ll see what I can do.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least i dont do that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

by the way, i was OK with my tweets yesterday

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bar downtown, but the Coca Cola slide would be interesting

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 26, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, there’s a company called Slide about a block away from the park, which is why I ask.

by Natto on Jul 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh ok yeah this is on Mason and Post right next to Ruby Skye

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the heads-up, kind spambot!

Just bought my tickets.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jul 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome! Come introduce yourself tomorrow. I likely will be the one handing out the T-Shirts out there

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIll do!

Quick question from someone who has not, for some reason, sat in the bleachers before – my friends and I aren’t sure if we should buy our tickets individually, or as a group…is the seating in the bleachers assigned?

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jul 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is, but unless it’s like a Friday night Dodger game, you can probably find a place for you all to sit together.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool, thank you.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jul 26, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omg I would so do that

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 26, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: This is probably the greatest image of Sanchez

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Jul 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Dodgers
Things have actually perked up in the last few days with the Dodgers, based almost solely on the fact that Colletti said he is more “open-minded” than he has been on moving some of their prospects. That said, this is a system ranked somewhere between 23rd and 26th in the league depending on who you ask, and what the Dodgers seem to be looking for is a combination of pitching depth and a reserve OF. Given that we thought the team could be essentially cooked from a dealing standpoint, that will have to suffice for “active” … but it ain’t that active.

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

KEMP FOR SANCHEZ

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The visiting team's lineup

Bonifacio LF
Sanchez 1B
Ramirez SS
Uggla 2B
Cantu 3B
Ross CF
Stanton RF
Paulino C
Nolasco P

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

It is kinda scary that I look at the Marlins lineup vs ours

and think we are actually fairly close to theirs.

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, it’s pretty surreal. As is looking at Pokemonz transaction trends and seeing Posey, Huff, Torres and Uribe in the top 30 adds.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

We have a higher OPS, wOBA, and one less run

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schadenfreude Does my heart good

I will dance and laugh as Troy burns

May the Pac-10 (12?) be inherited by the Animal Kingdom (Bruins and Bears, Ducks and Dogs) and not a shitty Condom Brand

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 26, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a fascination with Jim Ray Hart

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

there was a graphic shown of most RIBEYEZ in a month by a Giants players, and in 1973 it showed both Gary Mathews and Jim Ray Hart on the list (20 & 24). I sure don’t remember much good from that year besides Bobby Bonds and Ron Bryant, so it was surprising to see that show up, especially since that was near the end for Hart.

However, there must’ve been a mistake, because Hart’s total RBI that year for the Giants was only one.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

congratulations on your conspicuous consumption

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I try...I am into myself like that...

I think all of you like family that I need to brag to.

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your positive contribution has been negated by the term ‘wifey’.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

do not GIS that word with safe search off. Trust me on this one.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/lack trust, gets reprimanded

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

any seasoned internet veteran knows “wifey”….

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not gritty enough…

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely salty though…

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No pic? What did you get?

I’m trying to convince the mister to get his Dodge Charger. He’s waiting to see what the ’11 looks like.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow this tweet war between Baggs and KLAW is still going on. And Baggs just (very) subtly played the “i have a hall vote” card.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

any more details. apparently twitter is blocked by the website police in china.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

keithlaw keithlaw
  
If the last 24 hours have taught me anything, it’s that there are too many people out there who are afraid of math.
Andrew Baggarly extrabaggs
  @keithlaw I like math. But the HOF is about so much more. It’s about romance – players who made an impact on the game & resonated with fans.

 extrabaggs
  @keithlaw And as you’re learning today, Vizquel resonated with A LOT of fans.
keithlaw
  @extrabaggs So retire his number. He simply hasn’t been a good enough player for the game’s highest honor.

 keithlaw
  
@extrabaggs Eckstein resonated with fans. Jamie Moyer has. Conigliaro. Any # of Yankees. Doesn’t mean they belong in the Hall.
extrabaggs
  
@keithlaw Not saying yr wrong. Enjoying the lively debate. HOF means many things to many ppl. Makes being a voter such an honorable chore.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

zing.

klaw got zang

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

where is that “you got told” flow chart?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

zung

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty sure “zung” is the past perfect

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘Keith needed to be zung before he could stop being an arrogant douche to people.’

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool thanks!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romance?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, doesn’t law have a Hall vote too? He votes for awards now, so he is part of the BBWAA

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 27, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Use a proxy.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i have tunnleblick which encodes a vpn. it works but it slows the connection speed down too much to be useful all the time.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our lineup

Torres, CF
Renteria, SS
Huff, RF
Posey, C
Uribe, 3B
Burrell, LF
Ishikawa, 1B
Sanchez, 2B
Zito, LHP

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Panda

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, wait, the personal issue. I forgot. I feel like an asshole.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 26, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

jerk

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/points to wall

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

To the touch?

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOU

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whadda dick!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont mind that at all

im going tonight, and I will be quite happy to see that lineup in action.

by panda revival on Jul 26, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am very glad that Bochy was not afraid to drop Sanchez to the 8th spot. I rip the man for sticking with veterans a lot, but he is doing it right this time. I’m willing to give him props when I see he does something right too.

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by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria is playing fairly well right now for that spot. Unless you move Posey there, there aren’t many logical choices. Switch, right, left, right is fine for top 4

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent's offens on the year has been

wait for it

above average.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you regress it though it’s been shitty. His regressed wOBA is like .280.

I’ll take him being lucky for another couple months though.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

regress it to what?

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by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Based on his batted ball data

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

iduno

that’s too experimental for me. His ZIPS ROS wOBA, which I trust way more as a projection, is .328.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZiPS also overestimates his power at this point in his career.

His ISO has been at .077 the past two seasons and ZiPS has him at over .100.

I don’t see that happening.

His BABIP is also at .347 despite him having a LD% at 17 (despite always being above 21).

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I’m not ready to say he’s lost all his power based on a season and a half of low ISO, especially since he spent one of those seasons with an injury that required surgery. Ditto with LD%. Players tend not to have their skillsets fall off the face of the planet that fast, even at 35. Double for his power, which tends to peak later and fall slower than other skills. There’s a reason that ZIPS projects his power that way, and I trust their methodology more than half a season of healthy data.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, injuries would be part of that decline.

CHONE, Marcel and Oliver projections are much lower than ZiPS as well. So when 3 projection systems predict similarly, I’ll trust them more than the one outlier.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but they aren't available and easy to view on fangraphs

also, are all of those updated with current season data? or are they still projecting basically what they did at the start of the season? Honest question, I really don’t know

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think they update, but the ZiPS projections that are updated typically only have very insignificant changes.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

they were all way higher on him than i thought they were:

ZiPS: .280/.336/.388, 7 HR, 443 AB
PECOTA: .283/.340/.403, 8 HR, 409 AB
Bill James: .276/.335/.383, 8 HR, 507 AB
CHONE: .270/.330/.385, 9 HR, 481 AB

None of those are bad for an average fielding SS.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

not bad, but still pretty average, and I’d still say they’re overly optimistic.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

and for reference

here’s ZiPS ROS:

.281/.339/.386

Basically the same as their pre-season. I really don’t see how, based on what he’s done this year and over the course of his career, that is out of line.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not, I’m just saying that this year he still hasn’t been that good.

I still prefer him over Sanchez FWIW.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

And I will give him props for continuing to bench Rowand too.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG SANCHEZ IS INSULTED!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand says: “get in line.”

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

/crashes into wall

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm OK with this lineup

mayyyyybe Nate>Pat

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 26, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

usually yes

but nate’s swing has been looking pretty ugly as late, in my humble opinion

which means nothing

by panda revival on Jul 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

iono, I feel like we’ve only seen a couple good swings from Nate this year. Lot of first pitch swinging too.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need Nate to PR in later innings ...

to deplete depleted bench.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 26, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am okay with this lineup.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Sanchez

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NATE

But in all actuality this is a pretty decent lineup. Anyone else thinking that Nate is injured still? Was rubbing his shoulder after his hit the other night from what I heard.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 26, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

That rub, and the mild grimace that preceded it, told me volumes more than eitther Bochy or Schierholtz himself have. He is plainly not 100%, and that means we have to pretty much discard his record since the wall-bang. His record before that looked pretty decent, but we really need to see more of it. What a mess.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 26, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should start a pool on which inning Burrell and Posey get pinch run for.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 26, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
SouvenirCity
  
First 3 jerseys I see at the Cell? Rowand, Crede and Iguchi.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 26, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d just like to know who the bright bulb is that determined that seat backs weren’t necessary in the bleachers. sheesh.

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would they still be bleachers if they had seat backs? I always picture just benches…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i thought the definition of a bleacher was no seat back
it would still be nice to have them though

by panda revival on Jul 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

the old Candlestick bleachers were a sweet deal. You could sit at or around the foul pole and the fence was chainlink, so you could see through to the outfield and plays up against the fence. The seats had backs, as well, although I didn’t care about that at the time.

The last Cal game I went to, though, was unbearable (all benches there)—at least it was a good game so we stood a lot.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They weren’t even bleachers before the remodel, they were really just shitty (but very cheap) seats. They didn’t pad the wall & add the actual bleachers til the mid 90s.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont really remember much about going to candlestick, I was only 10 when PacBell opened up, all i really remember is the giants winning every game I went to there, and it being damn cold… Again a 7 year old really doesn’t care about his seat when he watched barry bonds hit home runs.

by panda revival on Jul 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

108 row N

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

This thread is out of control. There are like ten interesting/hilarious conversations going at once and I am getting a bad case of ADD trying to keep up.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

the ADD is responsible for your being here in the first place:)

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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i suspect that many people’s ADD is actually Lazy-DD. I know mine is.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.
Bob Porter: Don’t… don’t care?
Peter Gibbons: It’s a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don’t see another dime, so where’s the motivation? And here’s something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob Slydell: I beg your pardon?
Peter Gibbons: Eight bosses.
Bob Slydell: Eight?
Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That’s my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

PETER: So I’m sitting in my cubicle today and I realized that ever since I
started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the
day before it. So it means that every single day you see me, that’s on
the worse day of my life.
DR. SWANSON: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
PETER: Yeah.

DR. SWANSON:Oh, that’s messed up.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Porter: Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lumbergh fucked her!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 26, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROOT YOUR ANDROID PHONE

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLASH SUX

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-year phone contracts suck

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

STAND ON ONE FOOT AND STICK YOUR FINGER IN YOUR EAR IF YOUR iPHONE HAS BAD RECEPTION!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do that just for fun.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

flashblock on firefox FTW!!

That add-on has made my laptop work so much better.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what would be cool?

If there were a version of this site that didn’t crash my browser so damn much.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

firefox works pretty well.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, never have any problems with Firefox on Win 2K, XP, or Mac 10.4.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

flashblock!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe try an uninstall and a reinstall. i’m on 3.6.6 for OSX and its been working great. did the flashblock add-on really crash your browser?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

I don’t know what’s up with Mozilla now…maybe it’s my work computer…

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one turned into a memory hog. I’ve switched to chrome for almost everything else but this site – this site crashes chrome.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh

works fine for me in CHrome — better than FF ever did, in fact.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once a thread gets past a few hundred posts, it just stops refreshing and a lot of other windows slow down. I’m on a Mac. Are you?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

nein

PC

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mac version is a lot newer – it’s really buggy in some ways.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

roger that

makes sense

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m on mac osx here as well. agree that it was a resource hog and not running flash well. then i downloaded the flashblock add-on and everything is peachy again. also with firefox on a macpro laptop you can do the 3 finger scroll to the top or bottom of the page. which is very useful on this blog.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m unfamiliar with the 3 finger scroll. How’s that work.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

here it comes

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I know i teed this one up. But with firefox you can use three fingers to scroll to the top or bottom of the page. it doesn’t work with chrome or safari. i think you have to have the macpro trackpad though.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not called the Shocker or anything??

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

“Clitmouse” was enough of that for USB input devices.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course it is.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got a macpro, but it’s a few years old. I’m guessing it doesn’t work on mine.

/add various crude jokes for the lulz

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah it has to be the new trackpad that doesn’t have a button. just a clickable trackpad.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

theres a major memory leak in ff, i found a fix for it though
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/11922/

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Argh – Windows only.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 26, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now with more Buster!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody here tried the FF 4.0 beta?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

you ever try using opera?

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Jenny McCarthy?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think people should communicate with each other using opera all the time

Just walk into a room and start singing in Italian. It would pretty much be the best thing ever.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would hate humanity if I had to listen to bel canto regularly.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chrome

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 27, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Non-update update
#Marlins are NOT close to deal with #Rangers on Cantu. Can’t agree on players. #Rockies have stepped up bid for him & #Giants still in mix.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

ITS A TRAP

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://sfist.com/2010/07/26/att_park_beats_dodgers_stadium_food.php

According to a food vendor health inspection survey on ESPN, a scant 4% of AT&T Park vendors were in violation, compared to the Dodgers Stadium 13%.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Florida

I’ll never eat there.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is not for another hour

ENTERTAIN ME!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

there you go

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I try

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i love monkeys!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a fan of monkeys...

Especially random monkeys in movies.

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cars are okay...

Hate that movie with Clint Eastwood and the oranguatan …

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

agree

trained monkeys are pretty weak

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it wasn't just one

there were at least 2, maybe more

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of driving around with my friends when I was a teenager.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when you could do that… and being pulled over for passing a certain smoldering leafy substance around whilst doing it. Damn fascists and their sensible safety regulations.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The monkey in the cab needs a Giants hat.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtflol

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 26, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free Unicorn! Nom Nom Nom

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like Yellow Submarine meets the Godfather.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that you have to give this update is....
GM Omar Minaya confirmed to Andy Martino of the New York Daily News that the Mets aren’t going to fire any coaches today (Twitter link).

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MINAYA

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ “today”.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I thought.

/fired tomorrow
/Minaya fired the next day

I don’t see how you can fire 2 GMs within a couple of years and keep your job.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adjusted pitching probables against the Bums:

Monasterios vs Lincecum
Ely vs Zito
Kershaw vs Cain

Monasterios and Ely might trade places, though.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain’s due for his 1st Dodger killing.

I don’t want to lose nationally.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone watches on Sunday Night

It’s just another home game for Jon Miller

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking it would be nice if they could include a short segment with Kruk and Kuip to say a few things about him.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

\posey airbrushed

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 26, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rallye Bewb Barbie

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s terrible and pathetic.

Also, Maaarrshaa!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 26, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just came across twitter feed
CSNAuthentic
Miss Gary Radnich’s morning show today? #garyradnich http://bit.ly/cOBqS8

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t miss what you never wanted in the first place.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t say that I missed it, Bob.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I was about to say this exact thing.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 26, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Good one, Peter

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 26, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

miss gary radnich? thats an unlucky lady

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary is a woman?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leaving work in a minute… gonna go out early and see if the rumor of Zito socks being sold at the Dugout Store are true and see if I can grab a pint of Saison du BUFF at Public House before the game. Peace out, ya’ll.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually, I think it was someone here who said they had ’em.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do

Dugout Store, main floor, in the corner under the stairs, left of the ticket window.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 27, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

My handwriting is very beautiful...

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/5123119f-e901-41fb-99e1-2d413db91359.jpg

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm pretty sure he's still up there talking

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 26, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either that or waiting for Joe Morgan or John Fogerty to stop talking.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That‘s why teh google doesn’t have it!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bright yellow shirt/tie.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not babyshit yellow, Tony Danza yellow.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s more Brown I think.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the color of the fap fap cleanup towel after it dries.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a throwaway line in Hollywood Knights… the shirt was more of a canary yellow actually.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

+25

Thanks! I’ve been looking for this all day. :D

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giving a shout out to Kruk and Kuip! Nice!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some nice words about Fleming as well.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 26, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Coghlan not in #Marlins clubhouse, seeing a doctor. Don’t know why yet…

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I tried to warn him about those “massage” places in SF…

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rub ’n tugs?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What good is a story without a happy ending?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as he’s not being seen by Doc Akizuki…

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

1600 Comments for a Marlins - Giants Series

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 26, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

1000 are probably OT.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Early post, long day.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 26, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T JUDGE US!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a very serious peanut butter discussion that needed some in depth commentary.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

must go check that out.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

let else could we talk about?

favorite brawl characters" i really like pikachu but ive started being ike and peach more and more. I was pit and marth but my friends found out how to destroy them so i had to stop

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Brawl is so 2009

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about the fact

that in the year god of war 3 and mass effect 2 and modern warfare 2 come out
mario galaxy 2 is gonna destroy them all

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/for game of the year

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um Brawl sucks

N64 or nothing

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/everyone plays as kirby

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kirby is pretty cheap.

Not with the people I play with though. Good range of characters

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

link was about the only one who had a chance against kirby in the n64 game in our gaming sessions. Kirbys down spin kick into a throw is ridiculous

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spamming smash kick kinda sucks. And of course up tilt

It depends on who plays as him. Everyone has a weakness. Except asians

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey is this Asian's weakness

Wait, what was this thread about?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for Buster.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Opponent used Steal!

Its not very effective!

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would happen if Buster Posey faced off with Buster Posey?

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that how dark matter is created?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it would actually destroy dark matter.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ICHIRO LASER BEAM

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if Buster Posey faced Ditka?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

My kids have been playing with our old N64 with great delight. Pokemon Stadium is their current favorite.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great game

I sold mine to get a gamecube a long time ago. Worst decision ever

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best part of Pokemon Stadium

is the Lichetongue game of eating sushi…countless hours wasted

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really never liked Brawl.

I think I’m the only one on the planet for whom this is the case. It’s like amateur porn, if normal games are like professional porn: the latter has a plot that drives the action, but the former just has action.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 26, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

the best type of porn is amateur porn where the couple isnt very good and the girl doesnt enjoy it at all. just throwing that out there

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should we visit Fish Stripes?

It seems kind of lonely over there.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

ive always liked the road trips that other sports blogs on sbn do

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

good idea!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

so sad

there are about as many comments over there as there are people in the stands at actual marlins games

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Is that like 100?

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

logged in to fish stripes

all i heard were cricket sounds, but i warned a marlin fan to bring a jacket to the game. he seemed pretty clueless about SF night game weather.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never been to a night game at AT&T...

But Candlestick would necessitate polar expedition gear

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mays Field isn’t as bad, but it’s still San Francisco in the summer. Err on the side of warmth.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually bought some kind of super hoodie earlier in the year and that’s kept me perfectly warm at night games, without needing forty layers. I used to bring a burro on the N with me to cart around a hoodie and two blankets, but now I’m golden. Best $90 I ever spent (still ouch, though).

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes a pretty big difference where you are in the stadium too… the upper deck can be pretty damn windy while the hoity-toity seats behind the plate are relatively calm.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT SERIES PREVIEW!

There was 800 new comments from when I finished lunch at 2pm until now!

What is the quick rundown?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 26, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I have read it all and I honestly still have no idea

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i could not keep up. i tried to read it all, but there were like ten different topics and they were updating too quickly so i shift-a scrolled to the bottom and gave up.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 26, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

something about peanut butter

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 26, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

PIKA has never had a PB&J. And lots of elitist coffee talk.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT. HE’S NEVER HAD A PB&J?!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

INORITE

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can see how that may have led to a lengthy discussion.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's see

PBJ good but different variations also acceptable

French press good…coffee/espresso in the US sucks

Something about closers and 9th inning

Inception still good movie but not-oscar worthy (originality overrated)

Music…Asian people = good music…

There’s like 50 other topics though

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I wonder if the site activity is up from last year at this time.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 26, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what?

Fuck the Padres. That’s what.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

This seems extremely appropriate.

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I endorse this statement.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad we could build this kind of consensus.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 26, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s only four of us, though. GIT ON IT MCCOVENS!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

DNW
Here’s a big name to add to your distinguished list of available relievers: #Yankees trying to unload Chan Ho (7 HR in 32.1 IP) Park #trades

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 26, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I want his beard

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cantu

do not want
period.

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 26, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I just read your caption for the photo

And if I remember correctly, Skipworth was supposed to be the #2 catcher that draft. LOL Skipworth (so far)

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were some who preferred the power potential of Skipworth to Posey’s overall package. Whooooops.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 26, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL – You said “Posey’s package.”

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too easy

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 26, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it hot in here?

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 26, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

fans self

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 26, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Petco Park

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 26, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Chan Ho Park

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s already translated into Chinese

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks around for angry Korean-Americans

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's okay...all Asians are the same

Hey…they picked three Chinese actress to play geishas…

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/dog pile

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howie mentioned something about your genitals being burned?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

must stop thinking

about Howie and gentials

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 26, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it’s on my list of things to do.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 26, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howie’s genitals are on your list of things to do?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 26, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see molds.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck. Sell.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

You need to wash better!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HOWIE'S MOLDY GENITALS!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh great. The secret is out.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a mental image I wanted to have.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 26, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what happens when you don’t store them properly.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just be glad you can’t get a whiff of the smell.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 26, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

eww

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is back on the "Alex Hinshaw lefty" career plan.

by MadBum on Jul 26, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

When was the last time Grant posted something that didn’t have a picture of Buster Posey on it?

by BusterPosey on Jul 26, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandon Belt update!

1 for 2 so far, with a triple.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jul 26, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude doesnt hit singles

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Wolf...

I know your ERA is above 5 but get it together

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for nothing

If you were going to suck…at least stay on the Dodgers

by calbearjd on Jul 26, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, Jose Bautista

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes lets do Bautista for Burriss and Arianza right now

by HoosierGiant on Jul 26, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh

We made SFist: http://sfist.com/2010/07/26/day_around_the_bay_484.php

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I take full credit

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 26, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man. next up a guest spot on suddenly susan

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUSAN!!!!!!!!!!! WHO ARE THESE NERDS ON THE COMPUTER!!!!!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why were you looking at this?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 26, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would like the game to start now so i can see gerald hit

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 26, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

So, game in Tamps Bay, eh?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 26, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Xanthan with hard hitting analysis
Today’s fact: Buster Posey is good at baseball. His current 18-game hitting streak ranks second in Giants history (Willie McCovey hit in 22 straight in ’59) for a rookie hitter. (Chris Quick, Bay City Ball)

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 26, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

in other news operation carrot would like to report that cheese and bacon are delicious

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmmmmmmmm

bacon wrapped cheese

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 26, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

bacon baconed bacon

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

fat wrapped in bacon brzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 26, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m on board with this

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

all these espn cutins for arods 600th reminds me sooo much of when they did it for bonds. except i actually enjoyed those…

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 26, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just going to comment on this. Did they really do it for Bonds’ 600th HR though?

by Into the Void on Jul 26, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad they play in the AL where the pitchers can’t break up each others nono

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 26, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Scherzer walked two guys and had catcher interference to load the bases

by DrDC on Jul 26, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wanted to say LOL USC

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll always +1 that

but why though?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That and general awfulness

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 26, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really wish I could watch the Detroit-Tampa game. Holy god. They’re starting the seventh.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 26, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB Network keeps having live lookins. That is, if you get that channel.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 26, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s on ESPN

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I needs to study. Unfortunately.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 26, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

chicks dig the grand salami

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 26, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Fielder HBP

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 26, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOOD LORD WHY IS RATTO ON MY TV

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 26, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

GET HIM OFF OF IT – HE’LL TOTALLY SMASH IT

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 26, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is your TV broken?

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Jul 26, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're just lucky he's wearing pants

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 26, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he was wearing speedos

No one would ever know

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

the camera men would know

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 26, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

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