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I finally made dinner and the Giants scored 3 runs.

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wow pablo’s at bats are so insanely frustrating. he just looks terrible at the plate.

FREE BUSTER

by TimLincecumIsGod on Jul 23, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

What did you make?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I made a bowl of cereal.

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by can of corn on Jul 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made cold chicken fingers from Safeway that my mom left for me.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you heat them up? D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. Too lazy.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

INGREDIENTS

MEAT
MEAT BYPRODUCTS
WATER
WATER BYPRODUCTS

ASSEMBLED IN USA WITH A PERCENTAGE OF DOMESTIC INGREDIENTS

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

End result: delicious with a little ketchup.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prairie Home Companion has commercials for the National Ketchup Council. Or something.

In the SPBan fridge it’s Heinz or nothing.
And I NEVER have nothing.

Which is NOT what she was telling you.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot

PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED OILS
HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP (LOL NOT PRODUCE)
FOOD COLORING… FOR COLOR

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by L-Nova on Jul 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the problem with high fructose corn syrup?

Fructose is a natural sweetener.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

a) it’s gross
b) see a)

by wcw on Jul 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG GROSS EEEEWWWW

Uhh, how is it “gross”?

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Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It tastes less good than other stuff.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thins taste gross when you use corn syrup instead of sugar.

by wcw on Jul 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever tasted Coke with real sugar?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got a case in the pantry of Mexican coke in the fancy glass bottles. Thank you, Costco.

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by can of corn on Jul 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that Coca Cola is American, but Americans have to import it to enjoy it in its full glory.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

:( subsidy

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mexican Coke is the best.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a case of it in my fridge.

In fact, I think I’ll have one now.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

PERTINENT UPDATE

It is delicious.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll have another Beck's.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They sell them in 24-pack boxes at the Home Depot in, like, Hercules also. They told my dad and I that they only sell them individually, but for some reason they still keep them in that nice plastic wrap when shelved with the water.

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by L-Nova on Jul 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine is a nondiscerning palate.

I just kill the pangs.

Spaghetti sauce straight out of the jar.

Grilled chicken with those house brand marinades…or, if I’m not in the mood for the three – alarm grease fire on the gas grill, Kraft Buck – A – Bottle barbecue sauce.

As for Coke w/real sugar…I don’t care what they put in it.
But – oddly enough – I’m always astonished at those out there who punish their taste buds with Diet Anything.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

About a couple of months ago, my mom wanted us to get some sodas for a party.

So we buy the usual suspects of Coke, Sprite/7Up, one Sunkist Orange Soda. We also got root beer (my mom and grandmother drink it) and a bottle or two of Diet Pepsi (I prefer Coke over Pepsi; no clue why we bought Diet Pepsi).

Fast forward to now, and a half-empty bottle of root beer and the Diet Pepsi, unopened, sit in our cooler.

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by L-Nova on Jul 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boring

Chicken, rice and green beans

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot to eat dinner. Now it’s too late. I munched on trail mix.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my second choice. Went with the cheerios.

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by can of corn on Jul 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moldy Foods has a pretty decent O cereal. slightly better flavor than the old tri-sodium-phosphate Os

by wcw on Jul 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer Cascadian Farms version.

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by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amici's

Ralph approves

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by CB30 on Jul 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO SHARKS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

[brian wilson] whatever, ralph [/brian wilson]

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lt. Serge!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I see him more as a viscount

by wcw on Jul 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

With his electric stuff? No way! Dude’s straight out of Vermilion city!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rusty Ryal is a stoopid name.

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by can of corn on Jul 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

My brother’s name is “Rusty” and I always thought it sounded like something you’d name a dog.

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear. I hope I haven’t insulted your brother. Nothing wrong with “Rusty” per se, but paired with “Ryal” it sounds too much like “Rusty Nail.”

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by can of corn on Jul 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No worries, I was agreeing with you! :)

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cla Meredith.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

JA Happ.

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Picture

Bochy being a heroin smuggler would explain a lot.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

At first...

I thought Bochy was eating a light bulb. Then I thought it was one of those little creamed onions from Thanksgiving.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BORK

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

i second that about panda’s at bats. I recall vin scully dissing him that last game. SOmething along the lines of… “all that theatrics before stepping in the box, only to head to the dugout after the first pitch.” sheesh. FUCK YOU VIN!

by IRONxMIKE on Jul 23, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he didn’t try to go back to the batters box after getting out the first time.

by NHL84 on Jul 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The theatrics are much more cool when he hits the damn ball.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cue yakkity sax

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo sucks!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

“Deflected by Aubrey Huff”? What happened?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Bloop to left field

fell in between LF, CF, and SS. Then Huff stepped on it or something.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see Corey Hart pulled a DeJesus?

Hurt himself crashing into a wall tonight. Prospective Giants dropping like flies.

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by Giantsfan4life on Jul 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

GUYS LETS TRADE FOR MATT KEMP!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “PAIN FOR ETHIER.”

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in favor.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Naruto jokes

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by L-Nova on Jul 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can roll with that.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rumors work!

I heard we were trading for Adrian Gonzalez!

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by Giantsfan4life on Jul 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISWYDT

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET OFF UR HANDS AGENT NED BRASZ

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

DO NOT WANT.

If not for the fact that I’d have to see Rihanna at (almost) every damn home game.

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by L-Nova on Jul 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JT just said “Heighth”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He always does.

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by can of corn on Jul 23, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So…Romo-Affeldt-Wilson?

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by esseffgeez on Jul 23, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

presumably

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
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by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

lol dodgers
lol rockies

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid padres

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio!

Finish him!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo

how many times does he lick his fingers between pitches?

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by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

You know who does that a lot? Dreamy Dan. It’s kinda gross.

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing

Dreamy Dan does is gross.

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by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right. I have re-thought my statement.

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should let him know.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll tell him the same day I yell at Nate for grounding out tonight.

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a plan!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Btw, I’m uploading pictures from family softball for you. Next time the Giants need to rally (which will not be tonight, mark my words), I will not be afraid to use them!

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE! I’m looking forward to seeing the rest of them.

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by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dave Flemming family is adorable.

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA! NICE!

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by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

你好,我很喜欢棒球。

by Afatguy on Jul 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree (I think)

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
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by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 9:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

STFD SNYDER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

woah

/clicks subject line

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

something is wrong with that pitcture

by wcw on Jul 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is it actually (wondering about tattoo).

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny maybe?

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

wut

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERGIO

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve never seen a pitching staff give up so many 0-2 hits than this one.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Grargh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

a million

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

.255

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 ticks BELOW career avg.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering if he was unlucky

But no, he actually has been worse than last year despite the shinier ERA.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still find that bizarre. I guess it’s a function of the HR given up, but it seems weird that a guy with a K/9 over 9 and a BB/9 in the low 2s would have such a high FIP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

His FIP is almost the same as his xFIP from last year when he had a 2.1% HR/FB rate so I don’t think it’s that strange.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, good, another 0-2

by wcw on Jul 23, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM DAMMIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

STFD!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo

He’s good.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

where my romosexuals at?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT UP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEEEEAAAHHH!

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Present!

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

SL

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

qt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s so awesome.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He and Dan both had that blanket. They needed a snuggie.

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would have been hilarious.

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by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

were they sharing it? (oh la la)

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by MonochromeGarden on Jul 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dan

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

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by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was on fiah that day. He’s really good at these fan events.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs a wizard hat.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww, he’s adorable.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s so sweet.

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/comes out

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Jul 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

HERE!!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

present!

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

\o

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

god hates you

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

god loves romosexuals

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ici.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

sup

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

o/

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dudes and dudettes!!!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Sergio!!

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

109 pitches that inning

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Sergio throws strikes

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

i wish we had 2 or 3 more of him

and maybe another wilson.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just don't want to be too greedy you know

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss not sucking too much not to be greedy

by wcw on Jul 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

heeeeeey

romosexuals in the house, two fingerlickin good

by IRONxMIKE on Jul 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Padres won, but the Rockies lost.
Reds won, but the Dodgers are down five in the 8th.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRosa

barely a Giant and has “The Mark deRosa show” on knbr and all these commercials (like that speech recognition computer program thing) lol

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

When is the Mark DeRosa bobblearm night?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking this last night

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

great minds think alike

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey man

They made all those fucking commercials, they’re damn sure gonna run them.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeha but I’m saying it’s a weird thing to try and push your product.

“Yeah I’m gonna buy this software because some broken down ball player that’s barely played for my team is pushing it.”

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised they took him out of that copyright segment where they show various Giants stars and Aaron Rowand.

I’m still waiting on seeing Posey and Huff in there.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a Giants postgame highlight

That they use like every night that starts with “BENGIE MOLINA HITS ONE HIGH…”

Bugs the crap out of me.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

this also reminded me of the

yes i love technology
always and fureverrrrr~ commercial

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio Romo

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Z

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like casey blake than mel.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

note to self
  • add Sergio to sig

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT NOW

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

done :)

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love it!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good call.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

K's

It feels like the DBacks have struck 46 times tonight.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

From Joe Posnanski
JPosnanski
  Mentioned in column but worth repeating for sheer jaw-drop: After hitting 500th, Barry Bonds hit 100 homers in next 230 games.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was about to ask how many walks he had during that stretch.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss that guy.

that he never even got a dh offer is a testament to something.

by wcw on Jul 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how teams would pitch him at first

if he came back.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Bonds, 2004

.362/.609/.812

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

its beautiful

/tear

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That still blows my mind

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most mind blowing thing?

That was the second-highest SLG of his career.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good players have OPS’s that high. Scary

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

everything stopped when he dug in that year

by wcw on Jul 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Holy fuck.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t even wrap my mind around that.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

all the 40+ aged women want Derosa’s contract extended

by IRONxMIKE on Jul 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rent with the bunt attempt

Kirk Gibson’s heart leaps from chest.

by NHL84 on Jul 23, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Schulman update on D-Train
Dick Tidrow, a Giants executive and pitching guru, has joined with instructors in the organization endeavoring to tighten Willis’ delivery by raising his arm slot and shortening his motion. If all goes to plan, Willis will pitch in one or two Arizona Summer League games within the next week, move to Fresno and, in September or perhaps sooner, help the Giants down the stretch as a left-handed reliever.

Willis has been throwing on the side in Scottsdale, and though the Giants will not get a true read until he gets into games, the club likes what it has seen.

“He hasn’t been wild here,” Tidrow said.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

(D-)Trainwreck coming up. It’ll be hilarious to watch at least once, hopefully when the Giants have a big lead.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

An Ollie Perez moment.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the (D-)Trainwreck already happened...

Giants have virtually nothing to lose and potentially a good bit to gain by trying to help Willis find his way back to being an effective major league pitcher. Tidrow has a good reputation as kind of an “Arm Whisperer”. I think it’s worth a shot. I’m glad the Giants are giving it a go.

Either way, I’m hoping Willis makes it. It sounds like he’s had some pretty tough personal issues to overcome.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If all goes to plan, Willis will pitch in one or two Arizona Summer League games within the next week, move to Fresno and, in September or perhaps sooner, help the Giants down the stretch as a left-handed reliever.

That is surprising. And, by that, I mean it’s not surprising at all.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll be surprising if he helps the Giants

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touche.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

good, that strike thrower Mota is up.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota over Affeldt

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Seriously, especially with 2 of the next 3 hitters being lefties. Don’t get it.

by NHL84 on Jul 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The BGCA*
  • Beard Groomers Club of America

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo hitting?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Um…

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO?!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo AB!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo is going to hit.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

ELI

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo hitting?

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

no way! Romo at bat!

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw man. Don’t hurt yourself, Sergio.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo, WTF?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.

i REALLY hope affeldt is ok

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Romo

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

oh good. lets injure another reliever

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

the order should be: don’t swing

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

"Hey go out there and

HACK"

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Romo hitting for himself? :\

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

His approach is better than several of the position players on the team.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And why isn’t he bunting?

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 outs…

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two outs.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

we have too many healthy relievers that we can afford to risk one.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok Romo don’t Runzler yourself

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift a

just woke up from a nap, sanchez out after 5 ip? does anyone know his pitch count?

I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.

by atxgiantsfan on Jul 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

109

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Literally this time.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 ks, 1 run. He worked hard and left with the lead.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-out save for Wilson?

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

GAHHHH!!!

/mutes KNBR ad

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously. They need to take that one out of the rotation.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What

1-877-Kars for Satan?

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one with Lasorda

…Or is that what you meant?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, I love how many player specific ads they’ve made this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s a Huff one that is really weird. I can’t remember what it was, but I remember not understanding it at all.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

they just played it

it was bizarre

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just remember thinking,“I don’t get it.”

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

beautiful

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is awesome.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wut?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Formidable

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is amazing.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/thisiswhyyourefat.com

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Jul 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

kudos to whoever put that together!

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty cool. Too bad it looks like that shitty guac.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP PLAYING THE GODDAMN LASORDA COMMERCIAL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

You don’t hate that commercial, you hate yourself.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck you tommy i hate the shit out of you

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Cycle

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Ralph Barbieri to be my default GPS voice.

by IRONxMIKE on Jul 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWUT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would only take you to Amici’s

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And HP Pavilion.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT Snow:

You’d just sit there waiting for him to wake up and tell you where to turn.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take a right

wheeze

and then uhh, uhh, wheeze, left?

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Sabes

“get out of the car and kick some tires”

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kelly Johnson = Bengie Molina

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Good for him, I guess.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol hitting for the cycle, but allowing the Giants ground attack.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn. Props to Kelly Johnson

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
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by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

i guess its about the right time of the month for the cycle

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

i shouldnt make menstrual jokes. Period

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’ll get ragged for it

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll give them that.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah well, big deal , BENGIE MOLINA hit for the cycle recently too.

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice for him

Now get a damn DP.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

amen

Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.

by Amigo on Jul 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously though why isn’t Kelly Johnson a Giant.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Madison
Aubrey?
Pat

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabes won't sign a girl

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t a girl’s name in 1952 when my parent named me that.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw

I think Kelly is a perfectly masculine name.

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flaps wings and jumps several times/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 24, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a batting champion

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

2009:

.224 Avg
8 HRs
29 RBIs

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

2007-2008: .813 OPS

2009 BABIP: .247

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair point.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff's awful 2009 says hi.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

They forgot the last bit

Kelly Johnson: 28
Aubrey Huff: 33

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I slept for the cycle one.

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by gallo del cielo on Jul 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SERIES PREVIEW HITTER TO WATCH

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

REC'D

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

13 DPs? So that's what 5th on the Giants?

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

and another angel in heaven gets his wings

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hallelujah!

/EX Jesus Kick

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack Murphy too shallow for triples

Petco too deep for dingers

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

but

remembers the bullpens at JM? Balls would get stuck in there quite frequently. I remember a few inside the parkers from balls hit down the line.

by patneededthetowel on Jul 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God, please let there not be anything wrong with Affeldt!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a bad pitch

by wcw on Jul 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
They threw the ball from Johnson’s single to the DBacks dugout. And Miguel Montero, unaware, just tossed it into the stands. Yikes.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL FAIL FAIL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooooow.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he switch the ball though? It could have been a joke.

Eric Byrnes is going crazy on MLB.tv saying it wasn’t a joke.

by kingofthacove on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

amazing

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL THEM

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

subject

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadaharu!

Great old Miller Lite radio bit with him and Bob Uecker.

Bob Uecker: “Hello!”
Sad Oh:“Hai!”
BU: “Hi!”
S.Oh: “Hello!”
BU:“Hi!”

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was so special about the ball?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERGIO

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I like double plays

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

4-6-3

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Right on cue!

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLUPTON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Upton: playing Giants baseball

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
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by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Side note

I think it would be hilarious if we traded for Adam LaRoche.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

i would be pissed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

For a B or C level prospect? I wouldn’t mind it. 1B is potentially open if we keep Huff in the OF.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does have those big second halfs. But he has a 98 OPS+ so far this year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

A lot of that is park factor right?

But yeah, he’s not having a good year. It’s not a great idea, which is probably why it’s not being discussed.

I would just find it hilarious.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh yeah, if a guy puts up a .327/.444 line in Chase Field, it’s not the same as a .327/.444 line in AT&T. Chase Field is a pretty big hitter’s park (and it never seems to get attention for being one)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doug started off that double play call really well but he lost steam at the end.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh....ugh...

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by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

earlier...

“The only time Johnson hasn’t been on base was when he was hit by a pitch.”

???

by Into the Void on Jul 23, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

more awake than earlier in the game

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty tolerable

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m okay with them so far.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stand and clap

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

i bet the dbacks would be all over that

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

bautistia for kelly johnson!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERGIO

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

F U Ump

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Weezy time

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

God Dammit Sergio

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by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wish we had 13 pitchers.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt 3-5 with 2 2B’s and a K.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BELTED!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neal also proved to be real.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

why did he make two outs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He received J.T. Snow’s seal of approval during the pregame on KNBR. After seeing Belt, Snow told Amici’s Pizzeria and ‘I played for the 76ers’ (Matt Geiger?) that Sabean had just drafted his 1st basemen of the future.

by Hamed on Jul 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting that he’s starting to get a lot of hype.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe sincerely

That 1.045 will stand the test of time as the all time record for OPS by a player who couldn’t get a contract the next season.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what i meant, yeah.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have signed him as a DH

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

my god

its beautiful

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magnum!

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 23, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i did this the other day

but go find the ‘Neutralize Stats’ section and neutralize his stats for 2000 Coors Field.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it under a different name? Because ctrl+f “neutralize” is not working for me.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 23, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. Found it.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s under More Stats now I think.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t go to subcategory “Offense”.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean “Batting”.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

That was fun.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Show me!

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t know if this will work…

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go to that link and CTRL+F for “2000 Coors” and then just click that link.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

2001

.400/.592/.1.054

100 hr’s 197 RBI

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hilarious

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 23, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

there was a while there that I was shocked every time he did not get on base

by wcw on Jul 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was at least a couple of years for me.

by Every6thDay on Jul 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course, skinny Barry was a sight to behold, too. wish the Giants hadn’t cheaped out back when and had signed him away from college.

by wcw on Jul 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact

That’s below Ted Williams’s career OBP.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The greatest hitter who ever lived.”

by Every6thDay on Jul 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That damn ad behind the batters needs to go!!! I keep reading the damn thing as Auschwitz.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahaha

They just showed it on MLBN. Miguel Montero threw a different ball into the stands, not the cycle ball.

by kingofthacove on Jul 23, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

that guy had a weird face

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

he literally fell on his ass trying to catch a bloop single which ended up going past him in order for byrnes to get the triple

by kingofthacove on Jul 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at that game

pretty sure he wanted byrnes to get the cycle

by patneededthetowel on Jul 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm kinda scared of this matchup

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by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

It's a manly match up

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by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson needs to get Reynolds out. This is correct.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently Russell Branyan was the Mariner who started the fight

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Impossible.

In MVP Baseball 2005 my inbox said he was improving team morale with his attitude.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 23, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

CMON BWEEZY!

i have my defibrillator on hand

by IRONxMIKE on Jul 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks BDub

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

good

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job, Wilson

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
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by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Wilson <3

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

B Weez!

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t tase me bro?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Lead.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 23, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve decided that Torres deserves to score in this inning to make up for the 7th

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

So far so good

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now Huff needs to fix the right that he wronged

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

FP or J Sanchez. Are they both exactly as good at their jobs?

by justhangin on Jul 23, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t even know where to start with this.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I demand to see

The hilarious DBacks dancing reliever. He’s on the DL right? When does he get back?

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That dude is out of control. I forgot about him actually.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

TORRES!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Upton

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LolONdres!

Lolpton!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL UPTON

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Upton

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by CB30 on Jul 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE!! hahaha

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by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

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by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Upton

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by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL UPTON

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

This is why errors are a terrible stat to measure anything.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

And as soon as I click “post”, it gets changed to an error.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hit the hell out of that thing. Bad defense, but it looks like it kinda took off.

by Every6thDay on Jul 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL UPTON

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by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive!

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productivity

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodnight MCC

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

sleep well

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

quitter

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 23, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

have a good night :)

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by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I just Tweeted, Affeldt mysteriously absent. Wondering if he’s hurt. RT @DelMarDennis: Why no pinch-hitter for Romo.

by kingofthacove on Jul 23, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

is he not at the game at all?

weird

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't afford to lose Affeldt

Hope he’s OK…

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

His wife is pregnant. Maybe she’s in labor? (This is my theory to try to make myself feel better.)

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to go medicate our cat while my wife was in labor.

in fairness, she was in labor for a while.

by wcw on Jul 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this place.

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Late because of an epic sporcle/uno/apples to apples marathon with my family. So, all I know is that Posey has today off and Huff hit two homers. How did our lovely band of offensively-challenged ballplayers score the rest of the runs?

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by mymclife on Jul 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

defensive fail

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by hokysmksbw on Jul 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres!

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by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

dbacks patented lol defense

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by MonochromeGarden on Jul 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bunts
/error by Edwin Jackson
/bunts
/error by Edwin Jackson
/ANDRES MUTHAFUCKIN’ TORRES!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

bunt to Edwin Jackson = RUNS

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUFF!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Now I have Dashboard Confessional stuck in my head

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by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Swear I knew it all along

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by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM RIGHT

I SWEAR IM RIGHT

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by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 10:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

You go, Aubrey!

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- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff!

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by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

HUFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

IN PLAY RUNS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

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by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

awesome

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by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh
oh my gosh

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

gaga??

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by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talented lyric writer!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahah thats the best

by IRONxMIKE on Jul 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTW!

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 23, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

“…how long his bat stays in the strike zone.”

I R 5.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job, Aubs

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Pablo. Hit a homer.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

no fries, F U

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

panda walk

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

if he stopped swinging at slop a whole lot would get better

by wcw on Jul 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBanda!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

yay no dp

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by operation carrot on Jul 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

panda walk with me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

wow must have been unreachable

by oldgiantsguy on Jul 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Way inside, but ball 3 was a high fastball just off the zone.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

c’mon TI. drive them in

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

big swing is big

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by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Rent, look for the damn changeup

by HoosierGiant on Jul 23, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Nate!

Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.

by Amigo on Jul 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

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by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Edgar looks different to me.

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by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

he Ginyu’d Freddy Sanchez

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by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh sorry about that

not sure if anybody here gets that

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by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, I didn't but I meant

his face or something…maybe he got some botox?!

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by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

realizing he is close to getting Perma-benched

by HoosierGiant on Jul 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP

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by mymclife on Jul 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I was going to go swimming, but I just realized that it’s 10:15.

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

late night swimming is cool.

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by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

specially in flowing water

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by operation carrot on Jul 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, some kids just walked past our beach house down to the beach to go swimming wearing a bunch of glow sticks and glow necklaces. They certainly don’t think it’s too late for swimming.

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by mymclife on Jul 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's never too late to swim! especially in the ocean.

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by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless you've seen Jaws.

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by GiantsBabe on Jul 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad my swimming will be in a pool.

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got here late and just noticed the weird line for Guapo. Were the 5 BBs as painful as they look in the linescore?

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably more.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD! GO AWAY!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for the subject line.

shudder

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't post these

they are against site rules

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by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pictures of Ralph?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, they are obscene.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really wish I was talented enough to make a Ralph Barbieri “deal with it” picture.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 23, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda looks like Evan Stone

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 23, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the zone, Nate, in the zone

by oldgiantsguy on Jul 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it, Nate.

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I tried

Nate failed me

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by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

why was the torres double ruled an error?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

mental errors shouldn’t be errors

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they ruled it a hit?

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

They changed it immediately, I agree with the call as well

by HoosierGiant on Jul 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The better question is “why was the Upton error originally ruled a double?”

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a bad call

Catchable ball, but untouched, evidently.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put it this way, Burrell would have caught it.

by HoosierGiant on Jul 23, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

my 16-year-old cat, who has only ever caught one thing — a butterfly that probably flew into his open mouth — would have caught it

by wcw on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Showcasing

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by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

man that wouldve been the nail in the coffin

by IRONxMIKE on Jul 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate is, like, the opposite of Zito. He starts out well and then falls off a cliff.

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You gays? I miss Buster.

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

double plus un-good, Nathan

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by MonochromeGarden on Jul 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Jorge is back

8 IP, 0 ER, 6 K’s, 0 BB’s.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 23, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

i believe in bucardo

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by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jorge Bucardo never does the dishes.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jul 23, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO/FO

15/2

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 23, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dayum

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 23, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man

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by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty.

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by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

That makes me very happy

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by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 10:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

seven runs, (Zito sighs)

by oldgiantsguy on Jul 23, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

bah

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Brian.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

You could dive for that one, Nate.

3-run lead, y’know

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Brian, practise for the good teams

by oldgiantsguy on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like this In play: no out.

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by mymclife on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just listening to the radio. Greenberg would be good if he had a voice that didn’t put people to sleep, and JT is unbelievably horrible.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

He's very nasal.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit. This game is still going

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 23, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish this game would be over already.

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by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

a double play would help

by wcw on Jul 23, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just want to get thru this game and series so we can move on to playing real teams

by snafu on Jul 23, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooo, In play: out(s)!

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by mymclife on Jul 23, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Jam Sandwich!

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by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 10:22 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I can’t think of a reliever better than Weezy in the league right now

by HoosierGiant on Jul 23, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

better than this Wilson — the one who doesn’t walk anyone? probably not.

better than the other one…

by wcw on Jul 23, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

still would take Mariano Rivera until he shows he cant do it anymore

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by operation carrot on Jul 23, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuo is pretty good

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I hang my hat here, or maybe with the new, improved Gregerson

by wcw on Jul 23, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

“If he hits you, don’t charge him.”

by wcw on Jul 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he’s made of porcelain

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by CB30 on Jul 23, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luke Gregerson

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

HYMNS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF is up with the defensive indifference?

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 23, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

it always happens in the 9th w/ a lead this big

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I just saw defensive indifference on gameday, and was confused.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The run doesn’t matter, so they let him take second.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 23, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots . . . . . .

  . . . . . . of

. . . . . . . walks.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 23, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Epic NL West TempestTeapotTussle!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you, BLANKS!

Enjoying your new streak? I know I am!
I’m sorry, I don’t mean to gush…

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve never been a fan of this one.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 23, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

how can you not be a fan of this? objectifying women is always great, and she looks naked in this as well.

by Hamed on Jul 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ruh roh.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jul 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I hope that was sarchasm cuz otherwise there’s a shitstorm abrewin.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 23, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was a joke.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always tough to get a proper sarcasm reading on users with a low post count.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jul 23, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry for not posting as much as sfgiants420 or any of the other incessant posters, but it’s not difficult to judge something so blatant as sarcasm. Even if I did have these beliefs, which I don’t, I wouldn’t post something so explicitly sexist. No one in his/her right mind would.

by Hamed on Jul 24, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you're going to criticize me for something...

it should be for introducing “waffles” to this site. He is my younger brother!

by Hamed on Jul 24, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Having a low post count is certainly not a criticism, it’s simply a matter of not knowing a personality as well as somone who posts here often.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jul 24, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

BALLGAME

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I think you’re right.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 23, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you, B. Weezy!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WINZ

Ugly or not.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

dance magic dance

Photobucket

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Laaawl!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

the babe with the power

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

the power of voodoo!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

REMIND ME OF THE BABE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of my favorites

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did we win?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

why

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not everyone is as hip and cool as you want everybody to be.

Bummer, innit?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not appropriate for victories.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't even get how this is relevant

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Engage!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He isn't dancing

…Not that I’d want him to.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 23, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

And the game only goes 3 hours and 46 mins

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Winning with D and Ks!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Pew Pew!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, baby, picked another game up on the Dodgers

by oldgiantsguy on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

jponry likes this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

dregarx and one other person like this

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

mymclife and three other people like this

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 23, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

sadison bummedgarner and four other people like this

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

iammclovin and five other people like this even though

iammclovin is kind of all “what the heck is going on?”

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 23, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOOOOOO!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I need to see this movie again really soon.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 23, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Then vader goes and robs a bank

by nataku on Jul 23, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  


Gifs at Giftube.com


GIFSoup

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

ray gets the win?

lol

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

This rule needs to be changed. Dirty should have gotten the win.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Chris Ray with the win

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 23, 2010 10:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

woo

Photobucket

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 23, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this from one of his music videos?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 23, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson

is good

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Jul 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF was that with FP’s mouth? somebody superglue his upper lip to his teeth?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

It's been lke that for awhile..

Also, he blinks alot

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

I blink a lot.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 23, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

REC'D! because I just REC'D it

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, really...that is fucking GREAT!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just went to GIFsoup for the first time and I think I’m in love.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 23, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ehhh, just like this one

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 23, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 23, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Still my favorite

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 23, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

always good

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still scares me

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

classic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

mind me asking where it's from?

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 23, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Camp

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jul 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

a movie called jesus camp

the raptor head was not in the original film.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

I really wanted to know what the story was about and the raptor head was a big piece of the intrigue.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 23, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Commercial rundown featuring what I consider as the coolest purveyors of sound, Thievery Corporation.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 23, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAT TASTES GOOD

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a calzone? Or is that a severed cow leg?

Where is this Amici’s?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a before? or an after?

by oldgiantsguy on Jul 23, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The document to the right describes the Giants momentum with its first word.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

gross

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget to "Eww".

Throw in an “OMG” for extra offensive sensitivity.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Greenvald just refer to Travis Ishikawa

as Jt Snow?

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Jul 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

ATTENTION EVERYONE

THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS ARE OVER .500 ON THE ROAD

DISCUSS

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I was just about to post this

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

werd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pink Floyd?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 23, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

They want the fans to leave

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's weird

At first it sounded like the beginning of “Time”, but then it became “Have a Cigar”.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 23, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATTENTION CHASE LIBRARY PATRONS...

…THE LIBRARY HAS, ONCE AGAIN, BEEN SHUT DOWN.
GATHER YOUR DEAD SEDONA RED CRAP AND CLEAR THE FUCK OUT.

AND THANKS FOR CHOOSING TO WASTE NEARLY FOUR HOURS OF YOUR FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE CHASE LIBRARY!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

now it's Money

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

now it's a weird upbeat version of Wish You Were Here

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then "Wish You Were Here"

and then “Dark Side of the Moon”

Pink Floyd and fireworks?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 23, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, last one from me

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 23, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott, is that you?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 23, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

translate?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 23, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listening to the highlights, JT kept making weird noises. When Torres hit the triple, he was like, “ohhhhh”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

ok

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs more jeremy lin

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is our record during this long stretch of games so far? Is it 38 games with only a couple days off?

by Hamed on Jul 23, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Short postgame show is short

Also, why does Doug keep saying this is the first at-bat of Velez since his callup? He hit right after Rowand got plunked in the Mattingly game.

EFF YOU MCC LURKERS

by El Person on Jul 23, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

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