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Post-game thread: Cain dominates, makes us forget that the Giants only scored three runs off the Diamondbacks

The difference between Matt Cain: innings-eating horse, and Matt Cain: top-o’-the-rotation starter is a plus changeup. That’s what turned Jason Schmidt into a Cy Young winner (non-’roids division), and tonight Cain had the plus changeup. Cain's fastball is hard to pick up and sneaky fast, and his breaking ball can be tight, but if he can consistently throw the changeup as well as he did tonight, that will be the thing that makes him. That’s an if, not a when, of course. But games like tonight’s make it easy to dream.

Also, credit to Bochy for getting Cain out of the game even though there was a shutout intact. The only reason to keep Cain in the game was for the accumulation of teeth-gritting gumption points. Not worth it. Sorry, Mr. Jenkins. Tonight, discretion was the better part of valor. Well done, Bochy. Well done.

More importantly, well done, Matt Cain. Not only did he pitch eight shutout innings, but he did so with a rookie catcher calling for gyroballs in every at-bat. That must have been distracting. I'll make smartass comments like that until every single person in the world admits that veteran catchers aren't magic just because they're veteran catchers. My work is cut out for me.

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Bruce Jenkins has blue balls

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, Boch is killing me.

by Bruce Jenkins's Boner on Jul 22, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know an easy cure for that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see some blue balls and I want them painted black.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

With orange trim!

The guy who tossed me off Justin TV…“Kostaz” is his name… – I hold no grudges.
Not after seeing his avatar.

(Ms. Hendricks, I love your Mad Men vamp – but with all due respect you can leave now.)

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesnt look shopped

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it does

The SF logo has no angle to it.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Jul 22, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

How come you got a new SBN profile?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 22, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a big fan of handhosiery?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 22, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry about it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I handle that? Thanks.

I’m sure you have more pressing business elsewhere.

For personal reasons I changed my moniker.
This seems to ruffle feathers – my new i.d.’s been labeled a “sockpuppet” – but I have no idea why.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t let Howie get a hold of your sockpuppets.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jul 23, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not quite sure who she is, but I like her

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Jul 22, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

“You can leave your hat top on”

"My My, Hey Hey .... GIDP is here to stay."

Bork Never Sleeps

by pynchon59 on Jul 23, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes, yes.

Cocker?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

gravelly voice and all

"My My, Hey Hey .... GIDP is here to stay."

Bork Never Sleeps

by pynchon59 on Jul 23, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm also partial to his rendition of "Feelin' All Right" but I won't disparage Dave Mason's.

Which seems fitting as he wrote it…

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Getting back there in time with Traffic...

made Shanghai Noodle Factory pop into my head

…place where I once used to be…nowhere…doing nothing

"My My, Hey Hey .... GIDP is here to stay."

Bork Never Sleeps

by pynchon59 on Jul 23, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shanghai Noodle Factory

A tune for the times…
I went and dug up the full lyrics. Somebody should record this again.

“Had to make a break…..Feeling stronger…Feeling stronger….On my island of dreams…with impossible schemes

"My My, Hey Hey .... GIDP is here to stay."

Bork Never Sleeps

by pynchon59 on Jul 23, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually a Randy Newman song.

by taliesin on Jul 23, 2010 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

True... had forgotten

“….don’t know our ass from a hole in the ground..”

"My My, Hey Hey .... GIDP is here to stay."

Bork Never Sleeps

by pynchon59 on Jul 23, 2010 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't think of this song without thinking about the Full Monty

That movie was fantastic. and ridiculous.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 23, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

great game, great cain

by commodoregiant on Jul 22, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Prior has a pretty good argument that year too

by kingofthacove on Jul 22, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

He does, but Schmidt had a pretty substantial advantage in hits allowed. That didn’t mean squat going forward, but it’s a nice tiebreaker for an award like that.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain pitched

and avoided getting Cain’d

"He made a decent attempt to put the tag on him. That's what it looked to me, and that's why I called him out."-Phil's Cuzzi

by Giant Torture on Jul 22, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

RePosting the Fangraph

Purrrrrdy.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still laughing at the caught stealing.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 22, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laughing also at Gillespie.

Didn’t get the memo.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost identical name as our guy Gillaspie.

by boogalou on Jul 23, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking last night that Gillaspie needs to make it to the majors just so we can have Conor Gillaspie and Cole Gillespie playing in the same division. Fans of other teams would never be able to keep them straight.

by taliesin on Jul 23, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buster ain’t havin’ that

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Jul 23, 2010 5:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

He really did not have anything to do with that one though.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 23, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like an Olympic mogul run, complete with the jumps

Where’s Johny Mosely?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 23, 2010 5:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cain is 8-8 what a joke should be at least 12-4.

also POSEY!! keepin the streak alive

by 49erEmpire on Jul 22, 2010 9:29 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

The ridiculous thing about the streak to me is that he has RBIs in 12 of the 16 games

by apistat on Jul 22, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean 'mem'.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

maymay

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beiber

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 10:31 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

/jponry accidental ban.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 22, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

ay baybay

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh gawd

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 22, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

I was expecting that.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRAWHATS CAN'T CLAIM RIBEYES

but they claim a lot else. (Quiet, you knowledgeable ones. This is a fine, upstanding place.)

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a lot of time - and else - on my hands.

How did I just know you’d know?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, natto is an artist

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That he is!

I wonder if Bill Keane – also an artist – is familiar with Jay Naylor’s work.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice to see Gary Darling isn't fucking over a team not named the Giants or A's

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap?gid=300722101

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh look, that crew is still horrible.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jul 22, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ty Wigginton looked like he was gonna KO Darling

then Juan Samuel got pissed at Darling and Hohn

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me

the best news of the day is that key members of the Padres pitching staff continue to express their inevitable regressions. Both Clayton Richard and Ryan Webb have been hammered throughout the entire month of July, and Garland is starting to pitch like, well, Garland. Oh, and Eckstein went on the DL. Fuck that guy.

by patneededthetowel on Jul 22, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

express should say experience*

by patneededthetowel on Jul 22, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

or....

continue to ride the inevitable regression express

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 22, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are OR scrubs.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jul 22, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Express!

Baseball has a long tradition of not just being getting something done but how they do it the "makes" the player. Two great examples was the Matt Williams homerun trot or Pedro Martinez’s reactions to big K’s are just two examples of just who the guy is inside working their way outside.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jul 23, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t eckstein go on the 30 day DL?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That does not exist

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too gritty for that anyway.

by speckops on Jul 22, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can only pray he’s out for the rest of the season. He’s by far the biggest giants killer of them all and his presence alone dooms the giants against the padres.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is funny, because he’s a midget.

by speckops on Jul 22, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Almost as short as mark wegner the giants hater.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe cheering injuries is not only bad karma, it's not classy

Randy Winn would not approve

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 23, 2010 6:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then why don't you call me sometime when you got no class.

Screw Eckstein

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jul 23, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woo-hoo

Eckstein is injured! Most of the time I would feel bad about celebrating a player’s injury, but it’s David Fuckin Eckstein, so awesome!

"He made a decent attempt to put the tag on him. That's what it looked to me, and that's why I called him out."-Phil's Cuzzi

by Giant Torture on Jul 22, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurt hiself warming up before batting

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 22, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should feel bad celebrating an injury, even Eckstein

Think how bad the Dodger fans looked who cheered Rowand’s beaning

I’d rather beat a team at full strength so there are no excuses

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 23, 2010 6:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I totally agree with you

Cheering an injury is weak, no matter who it is.

by nofreetime on Jul 23, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

FAH KING EX TEIN

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Don't you know they're riding...

on the Marrakesh Express…

Adoptive parental unit of Ehire Adrianza.
Godfather of Travis Ishikawa.

"Woo hoo!" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum
"The objective is that World Series ring" - The Kid
"I think my role here has changed a little bit. I'm counted on a little more." - Posey after hitting 12-24 with 4 homers after Molina trade

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Jul 23, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

MATT MOTHERFUCKING CAIN

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Recommended.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 22, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed this game

Also fuck the mets, can’t you do anything right?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

And I will follow you onto the front lines.
I’ll make smartass comments like that until every single person in the world admits that veteran catchers aren’t magic just because they’re veteran catchers. My work is cut out for me.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff fletcher LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST SAYIN

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

“(Stat pulled out of my ass), just sayin”

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO YOU ARE NOT SAYING?

/Lars’d

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO YOU ARE NOT SAYING

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 22, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's the thing though

Historically, MLB never calls up catchers this early. Before Wieters, the shortest minor league tenure I could find was something like 179 games for I-Rod. Even Bench went 250 or so. Buster played 125.

So is the conclusion “Buster is an exception-worthy talent” or “MLB has just been over-conservative for it’s entire history, and now we’ll see catchers called up faster all the time.”

(Please, no one post just “Yes.” That joke is no longer worthy.)

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Jul 22, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

No

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 23, 2010 2:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d lean more toward the latter, but there’s a heavy dollop of the former in there somewhere.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 23, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

The difference with Rodriguez and Bench is that neither played in college so they were a lot younger than Buster when they started playing professionally. The other thing is, it’s very hard to find a catcher drafted high out of college who hit as well as Buster in the minors.

I posted this in the offseason when we were discussing whether Buster should be the starter:

Since 1980 there have been 8 college catchers drafted in the top 10 picks of the first round:

1983 (8) Robbie Wine – never hit higher than .244 in the minors before being called up as a 23 year old.

1985 (1) BJ Surhoff – called up as a 22 year old, had a great rookie year, played 115 games caught 98.

1990 (7) Dan Wilson – struggled to hit his first 4 seasons in the minors.

1999 (3) Eric Munson – OPS of .879(A), .803(AA), .853(AA), .860(AAA) in the minors before getting a full time shot as a 25 year old. Had a nice season but never hit after that.

2005 (3) Jeff Clement – Hit well in 34 games in A ball his first year, struggled his 2nd season(AAA), did well his 3rd season (AAA) and mashed his 4th season (AAA). Hasn’t done anything in the pros.

2007 (5) Matt Wieters – called up after catching 120 games. Had a nice rookie season.

2008 (5) Buster Posey

2009 (4) Tony Sanchez

So over the last 30 years there have only been two players who were similar to Posey: Surhoff and Wieters. If I recall correctly Surhoff was not considered a strong defensive catcher.

WilRiv pointed out that Jason Castro should have been included in that list.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 23, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?!?!?

“Matt Wieters – called up after catching 120 games. Had a nice rookie season.”

That’s why I hate looking superficially at the overall numbers (and I know I do that, but should know better). If you look at his overall numbers – .288/.340/.412/.753 – you think, yeah, that is a pretty nice rookie season, heckk, very nice.

But if you were his fantasy baseball owner, then you saw that he was a .265/.318/.366/.683 hitter until September 14th, was never that far from .700 OPS but usually under, which is not a very nice rookie season, at which point he is on a tremendous hot streak for two seeks to raise his OPS 70 points to his final season batting line.

So is it nice season when he was not that great a hitter for the first 4 months (roughly) of his career and superman for 2 weeks? I would have to say no.

Adoptive parental unit of Ehire Adrianza.
Godfather of Travis Ishikawa.

"Woo hoo!" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum
"The objective is that World Series ring" - The Kid
"I think my role here has changed a little bit. I'm counted on a little more." - Posey after hitting 12-24 with 4 homers after Molina trade

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Jul 23, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously, the numbers he put up when he was hitting well don’t count. Everyone knows that.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jul 23, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun with splits!

From June 9th until the all-star break on July 8th he hit: .315/.375/.479/.854. That’s a whole month of really good hitting after only 8 games in the big leagues (his first game was on May 29th).

Then for the rest of July and August he had a .661 OPS.

Then for September and the 4 games in October he was awesome again: .882 OPS

So to recap, he was not terrible for 4 months and then good for two weeks. He was bad for a week. Then really good for a month. Then not very good for a month and a half. Then Awesome for a 5 weeks. So you’re wrong and the whole argument is beside the point anyway.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 23, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez has a tough act to follow tomorrow. Will Whiteside be there to shit all over our rallies?

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Jul 22, 2010 9:30 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

yes but he’s a veteran catcher that won’t call all gyroballs so we’ll be fine

by KungFuPandaGrip on Jul 22, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddam, I hope not.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 22, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also like that Cain was pulled

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 22, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jul 23, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like it when Cain isn't Cain'd

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

If I don’t hear the KNBR ad with Tommy Lasorda ever again, that will be OK.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 22, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I fucking hate that one. Especially when that ass is complimenting that fat fuck

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 22, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just fundamentally wrong all the way around

I mean, is this supposed to make me want to listen to KNBR more?

IT ISN’T WORKING

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 22, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha, the commercials with the two ditzy girls makes me want to throw things.
“it’s our first date”
“oh wear a short skirt and have KNBR on the radio”
/retch

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's sounds hot

Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal

by 27freethrows on Jul 22, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of the Marilyn Monroe quote

When asked what did she sleep in, replied “I have nothing on but the radio”.

by boogalou on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

LaSorda compimenting himself?

by 49erEmpire on Jul 22, 2010 9:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

that’s how i read it too

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 22, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

why do i ever have to be reminded that he exists when we aren’t playing the dodgers? it’s not just a friendly, “Ohhhh lol that Tommy Lasorda, he’s the face of the Dodgers!” hatred. he’s a legitimately disgusting human being and i wish people would stop giving him attention.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

OMG....it's worse than I feared

JT Snow and Doug Greenwald doing radio together.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Greenwald really that bad? I’ve heard him and I don’t mind him.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 22, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually liked Greenwald too. he did a good job last year doing a game in Milwaukee on very short notice, like less than a day

by 49erEmpire on Jul 22, 2010 9:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

He’s not bad, but we’re spoiled.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jul 23, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Greenwald I don't mind

It’s JT and his stammering.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah..

I think it’s still in ye olde buffer…
Jon Miller’s departure for this weekend’s Hall of Fame ceremonies in Cooperstown, N.Y., will prompt substitutions in the Giants’ radio broadcasting crew.

Doug Greenwald, the voice of San Francisco’s Triple-A Fresno affiliate, will fill in as play-by-play announcer on Friday through Sunday. Dave Flemming, who performed play-by-play duties for Thursday’s series opener against Arizona, will leave for Cooperstown, N.Y., on Friday to help honor Miller.

Greenwald will be joined by former Giants first baseman J.T. Snow, a special assistant in the front office who has provided occasional color commentary.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So who's doing Grizzlies Radio?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 22, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guy Haberman, probably.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the bring up some one from Richmond

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

AA radio voices are more talented than those in AAA.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 22, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quality is inversely proportional to # of A’s?

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 22, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean thinks that way when it comes to quality of pitchers.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 22, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just reading that Greenwald and Snow are together in the booth is putting me to sleep.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I listen to Doug all the time. He’s okay, imo. JT, on the other hand…

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Melonscratcher

Who is the better broadcaster?

Doug Greenwald
JT Snow
FP Santangelo

"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12

by RichHerreraHomer on Jul 22, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Greenwald of those

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greenwald

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

fp, he’s not dull, just stupid

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WOW

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 22, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WUT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNREC

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm . . .

I think you and I have a different definition of the word “dull.” Because when a guy spends 3 hours talking about himself and his completely forgettable career while making bad jokes and saying “oppo taco” every find minutes, I think he’s dull.

Also, annoying. But mainly just boringly dull.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 22, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's another definition...

…the Az Snakepit GDT.

So,
less than 200 comments? wtf, folks?
Double you tee eff.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions

just left to make tea
ham and tomato sandwich in the end, feed the cats, icecream for afters.

by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

It’s a bad sign
whenever I’m in the top five or so.

by Azreous on Jul 22, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

I can never type fast enough to get in there.
by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

It’s all those cats.
by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 22, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

I can,
but I don’t have the commitment anymore.
Also, a couple of our more prolific folks post at a rate that personally I find ridiculous.

by Azreous on Jul 22, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Me too.
There’s just not that much to say sometimes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 22, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

There’s just not that much to say sometimes.

That’s a definitively painful line right there.
They’re just nice people who want to be cheerful…and are running out of reasons to.

When the Blanks were not yet in freefall mode the ’Pit was starting to do a pretty good imitation of a blog with a festive atmosphere. If you consider comment counts an indicator of that they put up good numbers, often clearing a thousand. This is something like what they had prior to the Randy years.

The wheel, it doth turn.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

lul

Most of our GDTs have 200+ comments before the first pitch, and we haven’t been to the playoffs since 2003.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Jul 23, 2010 5:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, ya. (Fargo ref)

I once tried a light elaboration on the differences between the sites.
It didn’t go well.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Greenwald

Then Snow
Then dead air
Then static
Then FP

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flip dead air and Snow and I agree.

by speckops on Jul 22, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its a trick question

They are both dead air

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greenwald. Easy.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greenwald

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT

For the good memories

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 22, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is an easy brachet for Greenwald.
Sure he is not flashy in his style but it smooth and mellow like beer on teh deck in a summerr evening.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jul 23, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Slam Dunk

Greenwald

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 23, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did Krukow just call Greenwald a hemorrhoid? LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Hah!

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 22, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krukow just called Doug Greenwald a hemorrhoid

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DRUNK

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL KRUK

“You took my pick you hemorrhoid!”

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 22, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Cain to the Diamondbacks...

…is like Billingsly to us?

Except Cain is 109,00,000 times better

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 22, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

and Latos

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 22, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Game Bears...

The Mark of CAIN!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 22, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

“You go to your maker with a curse on your lips, DBack.”

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 22, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Truman

I did like that Grimjack.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Jul 22, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s doing ok writing Conan too.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 23, 2010 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like it should be from a Robert E. Howard Solomon Kane story. I approve.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jul 23, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that Orioles game was intense. I like watching Gary Darling getting screamed at.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

“How can you NOT take Buster Posey?”

Word, Kuip.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhh

By taking Andres Torres?

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk just took him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just sayin'

There’s room for debate. Andres giveth to Giants and Taketh from Snakes.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, okay.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, I don’t seem to be rude. It just seems like a weird place to promote your adopted Giant.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are both awesome. End of debate

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Kuip said “how can you NOT take him”, as if there was no one else at all deserving…

This is stupid, isn’t it. Ok.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t think he was being completely serious.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably best for me to walk away slowly from this sub-thread

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d run away fast, if I were you.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ENJOY YOUR BAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what pic will show up on his warning.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of hope that it’s Football_Fatface

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d go for Hitler_dick, but I’m a traditionalist.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep trying to find another .gif that I like on that site, but the only thing that comes up for any search is porn.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why, try searching for the “Vaginaface” gif. That one’s not porn, trust me.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe you mean Vaginamouth.

And, uh…

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d warn someone with it, but I’d be scared I’d get them fired.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

centipedes_in_vagina is not what you think it is.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool. I’ll check it out.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny because it’s not what you thought it would be.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s more likely than you think.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit. I didn’t even look, and now my comment makes me seem like a coward.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL COWARDLY GRANT

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jul 22, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry went for it without a second thought.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

pffft that one’s been around for years.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw man, sometimes I feel like I’ve never seen anything on the internet.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a kind of party where people show each other things on the Internet

It’s called a Lemon Party. Look it up.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jul 22, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think howie would really enjoy this one.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

0_0

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Well, they sure look like they’re enjoying themselves!”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jul 22, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once you’ve been warned with AlienET_tastes_jizz, you become numb.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

what poor soul did you warn with that one?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

kenshin will log in for the first time in months and somehow…somehow he will know his duty.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jul 22, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's another old regular who hasn't been around in awhile?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of think it would be funny to warn a lurker. Or Jon Weisman.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dan Szymborski!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we really want to go big, we could do this thing right.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my god

or we could do the CSN Bay Area bot

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny because I’ve met the bot in person.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  


Dan Szymborski!!!

I ain’t clicking anything from you guys now!

--
Dan Szymborski
BTF
Dan on ESPN Insider

by D.Szymborski on Jul 23, 2010 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 23, 2010 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what Mayor would think about that one.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baron might get a kick out of it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that’s terrible.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jul 22, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is, honestly, a development that I find to be more than a little troubling.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M SORRY GIANTPAIN

I DIDN’T MEAN TO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha suuuure!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN UNBAN.

IT’S GOING TO BE OKAY.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT DOESN’T SAY HE’S BANNED ANYMORE DOES THAT MEAN HE’S NOT BANNED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I THINK HE’S UNBANNED BUT WE MAY HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Accidental Ban

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep worrying about typing my message so much that I forget to switch from ban to warn.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

That is awesome.

Truly drunk with power.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. You and I are thinking eerily similar this evening.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 22, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOR THE SWARM!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve done that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP ABUSING YOUR POWER JPONRY!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 22, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry: drunk with mod-power

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 22, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Buster is Rec'd

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 22, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I've been there

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jul 22, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Upgrade to Pro today!

Banwidth Exceeded

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 23, 2010 2:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good eye, Guy!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 3:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Accidentally DFA’d

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

D'aww, happy Buster.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey has nice teeth.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Jul 22, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I’m better than you.”

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Straightedge, eh?
/CM Punk

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 23, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

_

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 22, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

^_^

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 22, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty green eyes, but Manny Burriss’s eyes are still my favorite.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 22, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing you took off your double-flapped helmet, because those look goofy

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 22, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I posted this before I saw that you did.

Or I was just trying to be like you. Choose Your Own Advent Conclusion!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 22, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to do the opposite of ban you because I approve of that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Opposite of ban? PROMOTION!

another power drunk mod

And Posey is having amother great game.

by JohnnyDangerously on Jul 22, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This cracks me up.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 23, 2010 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least he stays on the podium

Cain
Torres
Buster

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster will be taken a lot in the future.

"It's not a crime to be a Giants fan, it's just the right thing to do"

by IdahoTee on Jul 22, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JON

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

best text message ever

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 22, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stolen bases from Huff AND Rowand?

Plus, you know, Cain was amazing.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 22, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I want to be Jon for a week or so.

"It's not a crime to be a Giants fan, it's just the right thing to do"

by IdahoTee on Jul 22, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to hang out with Jon for a week or so.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man I love Jon Miller more than words can say

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

G’night guys! I’m going to the gym. Have to get in shape for my jumping out of cake activities on Sunday!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Lars is going to be so sorry he missed the chance to reply to this comment

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 22, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The cake is a metaphor. The jumping is real, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So then I’m probably still right

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 22, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, looks like.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Saturday

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re jumping out of a cake, you should really have the date dialed in.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 22, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

She does it so often, the dates just mesh together.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

I was just posting this!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 22, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEST SHAPE OF KDL's CAREER

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I miss something in the GDT tonight?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should probably just come to McCovey’s on Saturday.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m busy. Family stuff. :(

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that when you jump out?

Because I missed it last time. Also what flavor of cake?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 22, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't listen to her

The (jumping out of a) cake is a lie

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 22, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIke kdl is ever serious.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Especially at her job.

(Lawyer? What’s that you say?)

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 22, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, stop carping.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 3:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was one of the best postgames I’ve heard in a while. Hilarious.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 22, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Totally, those guys had a 12 pack in the booth I think.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Jul 22, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

there just drunk with happiness watching the team win.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 22, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ethier up with 2 outs and men on 3rd and 2nd...

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Clutch K

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

against feliciano of all people

The mets really need to win this game.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain is so awesome even Young MC came out the the park just to watch him pitch

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 22, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Not-So-Young MC did anyway.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 22, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ba-Zing!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 22, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, too obvious.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 22, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, don’t be so hard on yourself. Someone still had to make the joke.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 22, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

One down

Veteran catchers aren’t magic just because they’re veteran catchers.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jul 22, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

lol sawx

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Posey to overtake Pete Rose.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Jul 22, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Rose had a few years head start

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I am talking current hitting streak.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Jul 22, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, Rose is #2.

I’d be happy if he catches Santiago (I believe he has the rookie record)

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol papelbon

/fantasty owners and bostonians screaming

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I would love it dearly if he gave up 6 right now. Many Sox buddies headed to Seattle for the series and they are quite smug.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Jul 22, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I enjoy when any team in the AL east loses except for the rays they are the shit.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

0 earned runs. My pokemonz is safe.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jul 23, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

What the… BSG had a 10-part Webisode series between seasons 2.5 and 3?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah. I don’t actually know anyone who watched it.

by speckops on Jul 22, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the most fragmented show ever. When in the world am I supposed to watch Razor? Or The Plan?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Razor: after season 3.

The Plan: never.

by speckops on Jul 22, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that’s good to know.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plan was awful

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 22, 2010 9:50 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I know, I know

Fuck the Dodgers…

But, aren’t the Mets closer to us right now?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

banhammer

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thrashing we gave them and what they recieved from Arizona gave us breathing room.

Always root against the Dodgers.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless it is in our best interest to root for them

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even then, I do not root for them

but for the other team to lose

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You say Tomato

I say FUCK THE PADRES

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that is the case just go to the beach and chill. Better for your soul.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Jul 22, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers play the redsox in the ws. I root fir the dodgers just cuz I’m an nl guy . Otherwise never root for the bums

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 22, 2010 9:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Not even then.

Root for a comet. Or an earthquake.

by speckops on Jul 22, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I suppose a meteor, not a comet.

by speckops on Jul 22, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going down
to the other side of town

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I root for the sweet relief of death in that situation

by apistat on Jul 22, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I root for death

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 22, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

This is not up for debate.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck yes

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

LOL at everyone who is trying to justify rooting for the Dodgers.

by pwoper on Jul 22, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first ever rec’ goes to you

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 22, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly but man a NY/ LA World Series would just be fucking terrible. I wouldn’t even watch it that year I think.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 22, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would make it even worse is that ESPN would dedicate ALL of their programming to fawning over that kind of series. The amount of oral going on in that scenario would outclass a year’s worth of pornos.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 22, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

Yeah, that’s the network fantasy matchup, just like Lakers-Celtics in basketball.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Jul 22, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think they would prefer a repeat of 2000.

by DrDC on Jul 23, 2010 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

16 recs? Not enough

/rec’d

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jul 23, 2010 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Exactly.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 22, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This as well

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Puddy and Pat Burrell look strangely alike.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Jul 23, 2010 5:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will you sing Sweet Caroline?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Tessie

I can’t help it.

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 23, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t ever stop drinking bourbon, man. You’re on fire!

by taliesin on Jul 22, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL NULL AND VOID

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Jul 23, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

You, Sir, are a god among men.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jul 23, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO

I don’t think a Giants fan can root for the Dodgers under any circumstances. If such a horror of a WS were to occur, I would just ignore it, pretend it never happened, and watch football.

by taliesin on Jul 22, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Won't happen this year

But what if the Giants are 2 behind the Rockies with 3 to play. They can’t win the Wild Card. Giants are facing (doesn’t matter). LA is facing the Rockies. The only way the Giants make the playoffs is if they win and the Rockies lose. You would still root against the Dodgers?

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Root against the Rockies.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 22, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Root for the Giants. What happens with the Dodgers… happens. I just wouldn’t watch it, check the score when it’s over.

by taliesin on Jul 22, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't matter ...

… the Dogs will purposely and maliciously lose anyway.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 22, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

some of us still remember 1981

And by remember, I mean, remembering ignoring the World Series that year. I even have dim memories of ignoring 77-78 as well.

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Jul 23, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it too early in the day to drink enorder to avoid those memories?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jul 23, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

The hell is this?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 22, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

note:

fuck the wild card, don’t worry about that until the season is almost done.

NL West champs plz.

by apistat on Jul 22, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This. All of it. It’s waaaay to close/early to have the WC be our primary focus.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 22, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jul 23, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

So this!

We have seen what lives in the bottom half of the NL East and Central in 2010. If a #2 team in either division does not have 89 or more wins with the bulk of their last month’s being against those squads it will be minor miracle and all of them should be moved to the ’05 NL West tell farther notice.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jul 23, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

in the long run root against the Dodgers

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 22, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have this "not the dodgers" thing going for them

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol i hope seattle can pull this off

if so.. LOL BOSTON

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 22, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro on deck..0-4
go not boston

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

I was watching this at the bar and Lackey had a no-hitter and a five-run lead in the 8th. They blew it? Ha!

by taliesin on Jul 22, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this winning thing we got going on

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 22, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

me too

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 22, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three That

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Jul 22, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The mets need to score 5 runs in this inning

just sayin

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF Seattle has 5 hits

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

IN PLAY RUNS

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Boston

In play (runs)

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

PALLOLBON

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Crappelbon. He will be catching bass in no time.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Jul 22, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He won’t be re-signed by the sox I can tell you that much.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SAWX

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

It was a ground ball to second that Bill Hall threw away after getting the out at second… allowing the second runner to score.

by kingofthacove on Jul 22, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

REnteriaish

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOOO

Up your Papelbon you douche

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm

This still works

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

BlolSTlolN

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by O R They? on Jul 22, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

C'MON ASIAN HERO

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR THREE!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t able to watch the game, but today my younger cousin said my brother was, “possessed by the spirit of Buster Posey” when my brother was trying to keep his eyes open for 2 minutes without blinking.

I’m not sure what Posey had anything to do with not blinking, but my brother was able to do it. I guess Buster is just that awesome.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 22, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Also your Brother is pregnant now.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to introduce her to your brother

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because opposites attract?

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 22, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

My brother is probably a little young for her. And she blinks wayyyyy too much.

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by mymclife on Jul 22, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

a little cross-eyed too.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 22, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He won’t complain.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jul 23, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

kuo being used for the third day in a row?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 22, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He wasn’t used yesterday but he did get up in the bullpen just in case.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mattingly wasn’t going to risk making any visits to the mound.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crack fully Paps

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Jul 22, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha

Papel bon bons

@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 22, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

With the spawn of Satan

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 22, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what this thread says when you play it backwards.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what my ex-wife's parents affectionately named me.

The Spawn of Satan.

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"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 23, 2010 5:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

ike davis just got a massive hanging slider and didn’t do anything with it :(.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Had Giants relief pitching been throwing it would have been over the palms.

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Jul 22, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it were us he’d have single-handedly tied the game, even with them up by 5 and the bases empty.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 22, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And stole home

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww dang Ichy

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Jul 22, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Sox pen

lol

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants already with their 3rd shutout since the break

Had 5 in all of the first half

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

how many the pads have

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

12

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

14 of those are against us

by DrDC on Jul 22, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

16 of them no-hitters

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 23, 2010 5:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

gotta get some rest. Sleep well Giant brothers and sisters

"And on the 11th day, the Lord said unto thee, Be Giant"

by IdahoTee on Jul 22, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Kuo the Dodgers closer now?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That would suck for them kuo is only good for about 40 innings a year due to his elbow.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unlikely

They won’t use him on consecutive nights.

by taliesin on Jul 22, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Futurama:

My reactions may or may not follow.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh-oh.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah...

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Blade Runner.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting better.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah its definitely getting better

even the war part turned good after the intro of the siths.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Zoidberg.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like Hermes.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really care for Bender either. At least, not anymore.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

No B story?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That episode was fine.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see the ending coming?

I did?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

I did.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I did. I was okay with it, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That was two episodes in a row that reminded me of how the series was when it was last on. Very good.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah,

well I’ve got one single nail, and another nail to nail it in with!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 23, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow the ink defense was pretty good.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to look past these because I’m watching it later tonight.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to be pretty vague.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I need to fold laundry anyway

So I will take my spoilers and retire.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s okay with you, I’ll take your retire.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Futurama now!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Jamey Wright is still in the league?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 22, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw him pitch a couple of times for the River Cats.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching Bullshit

Criminal Justice tonight. Should be who knows.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Red Sox finally put in their best reliever

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Bard?

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, FP. There was a lot of talent sitting behind Richie, Magowan and Young MC.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s already made this joke 3 times tonight on air and infinately more off air to anyone who gets within earshot of him, i’m sure.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 22, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t wait for him to go national.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Welcome to the ’Herd and FP show on ESPN Radio”

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, now I’m scared.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 22, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the first part of the Apocalypse.......

second is the zombies.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 22, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't wait for him to go mute.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 23, 2010 5:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

God he’s so terrible.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Mets

Still winless after the All-Star break.

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by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The slide under .500 is nearly complete LOL WINLESS SINCE ASB.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whats up with this Taiwan series next year, we play 2 regular season games a week before everyone else starts?

by HoosierGiant on Jul 22, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

Red Sox and A’s did that in Japan in ’08.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

it probably won't happen, but that doesn't stop me from planning a trip 8 months in advance

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh, If anyone goes

Can you please grab me another dog off the street? I’ll pay for shots and steerage.

Man I love my car dog

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 23, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you prepare it?

I prefer a two day marinade in olive oil, red wine vinegar and sage.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 23, 2010 5:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is being talked about, but sounds like there are lots of obstacles for it to happen

http://www.mercurynews.com/giants/ci_15582216?source=rss

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gyroballs

Matt Cain will never win a Cy Young until he learns a gyroball.

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Jul 22, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

/buster puts down 6 fingers, wiggles them, and giggles.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And......automatic Rec.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 22, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other than the Peanuts dancing GIF, this is probably my favorite McC GIF.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 22, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Upgrade to Pro today!

Oh…you don’t already have that?

Tsk…

BRISBEE: VCR TOWEL

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 3:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s weird. That was Buster not havin’ it last night but now it’s PhotoBucket. Stupid PhotoBucket.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 23, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

AUTO REC

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was my ban image.

It made me feel OK about it.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I got a warn with this image, I would be very happy. Happier than even if I hadn’t been warned. A ban, not so much.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 22, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good. It’s only one of the greatest gifs ever.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve made this a meme with WoW nerds who don’t even like baseball. It’s just so good.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 22, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get it...

First off, I can’t see the image. Secondly, did I get banned? I thought it was mildly amusing…

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Jul 23, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will Buster be an inner circle Hall of Famer

or one of those guys who’s really good and no one doubts they’re a HoFer but they’re not quite in the inner circle

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey will become the sole inner circle Hall of Famer, making Babe Ruth, Willie Mays, and everyone else look “pretty good, I guess” in comparison.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jul 22, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inner one

I know you’re joking, but for anyone to beat out the Babe in many hearts and minds there is no way around having to have a distinguished two way (pitching and hitting) career.

Let Buster close! He can pitch to himself, like the Flash!

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Jul 23, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can Buster Posey throw a pitch so fast that he himself cannot catch it?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jul 23, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well he would throw it infinitely fast but he’s infinitely quick.

It seems paradoxical.

But Buster’s infinite in ability so he could beat paradoxes.

by DrDC on Jul 23, 2010 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

He could play both positions simultaneously, allowing for a (mostly unnecessary) rover in the outfield.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 23, 2010 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Hall of Fame will be called:

The Hall of Posey

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Jul 23, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone watch Heartland Poker Tour on CSN CA?

Some of the sloppiest characters imaginable are duking it out for $150K, but the commentators make it worth the watch.

by patneededthetowel on Jul 22, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

OH HE FLOPPED A STRAIGHT!!!! OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

RISE AND SHINE ON THE RIIIIVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a terrible MMA announcer

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain is so awesome it's scary.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 22, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

He is a Third best pitcher.
At Best.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jul 23, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can appreciate this, even if you don't speak Chinese

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn-YesqzvNk

LOL.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I love when he chops the guy’s fingers off to improve the signal.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 22, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved their Conan story

When he and Leno turned into superheroes, I lost it.

by Murray, Present on Jul 22, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really glad they’ve started uploading Giants highlights w/ Giants announcers and opposing team highlights with their announcers. I still remember the video from Emmanuel Burriss’s first career HR where the Reds announcers were conducting an interview through the whole thing and hardly even acknowledged it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL reds announcers

Some of the best there is.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then there's Thom Brennaman to balance THAT equation.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 3:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to make a GIF of busters reaction after the giants won on tuesday.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey > all

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 22, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I had to miss the game

So I hear this Mat Cane fella pitched a 8 inning gem AND won a game? But that never happens…

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Jul 22, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

The team

Got confused who he was and Cain’d Zito instead.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 22, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Hey, aren’t you the coffee boy? What are you doing on the mound?”

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Jul 22, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Who me?

No I was sent out here so you guys can score some runs tonight."

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 22, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Scout6, are you still here?

Hey, I’m back from the gym. Guess what movie was on when I was on the elliptical? COCKTAIL!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Abbazabba bar you my only friend!

Killer kill!

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 22, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LULZ

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO when Brian WIlson saves games, its pretty cool

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 22, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

because most of the time when Wilson gets a save, the Giants win

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 22, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are there times when Wilson gets a save, the Giants don't win?

God, I hate when that happens.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Jul 22, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

If any team can do it

It’s the Giants

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 22, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the game, and Cain and Wilson made it seem like the easiest win ever.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 22, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WINS RULE

RUNS DROOL

/gets banned a second time by giants fan on justin.tv

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://espn.go.com/mlb/standings/_/type/wild-card

The giants have the biggest run differential of all the wild card teams by a large amount :D.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The really amazing (not really) thing about looking at the run differentials is how they generally drop as the record drops. Funny how scoring ore and giving up less tends to lead to more wins.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

the REALLY amazing thing is how sometimes they just don’t matter at all. If you go back to the standings of years passed, you can find teams that won divisions with negative differentials, and you’re just like wut.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

And . . .

. . . if you toss a coin long enough, you can get ten heads in a row. The W totals from R and OR numbers over a stretch is probabilistic, so there will always be the occasional outlier. That doesn’t affect the basic proposition that run differentials are a very strong indicator.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 23, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So now that the Giants won all we need is for the Padres and Rockies to........

Oh hey both happened. Am I in bizarro world?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 22, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hey

you know what that means right?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 22, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIZARRO!

I have a whole lot more respect for Erik Estrada.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 3:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh!

Padres play @ Bucs this weekend.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 22, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

losing streak here they come

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 22, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and I’m a grammar nerd, because I got excited when Yahoo’s new styleguide for writing for the web came in the mail today.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 22, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

One of my favorite twitter accounts.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 22, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I’ve been a longtime fan of that. It’s genius.

But me and most of the editorial board for our college newspaper (which is a sinking ship because of faculty interference) let to start our own news website, and we’re tossing out the AP (another sinking ship) in favor of Yahoo, and this excites me because I’m weird.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 22, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiro!

In Play : No Outs!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, 1st and 2nd, nobody out, Figgins at the plate tie game bottom of the 12th

No Bunt?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't imagine how wakamatsu will screw this one up

/failed squeeze attempt

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now IBB to Gutierrez

bases loaded 1 out

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes jose lopez LOL DOUBLE PLAY

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Lopez is hitting cleanup? What the fuck?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jul 22, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gutierrez is, he was IBB. Jose Lopez 5th lol

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait he does hit cleanup

OMG

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

WUT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IN PLAY OUT

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL POP UP

On a perfect fastball to hit a flyball on, sanchez of the mariners!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA GAME GOES ON

Unbelievable. Ichiro must be wondering Why The Fuck am I ON This Team.

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MARINERS

back to back pop ups on fast pitches LOL MILTON BRADLEY.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL ABOARD THE FAILBOAT
- J. Lopez fouled out to first
- M. Bradley popped out to third

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jul 22, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Milton bradley got a massive hanging curveball

LOL POP OUT

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

My god

The Dodgers look better every day he plays with there trade

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 22, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 22, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe he was coveted as a star piece years ago

the dodgers made a good move but LOL CASEY BLAKE always keeps me laughing.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This line up makes our 2008 line up look good

LOL zyndruk

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEFENSE IS THE NEW OBP

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 6TH BEST ORGANIZATION IN BASEBALL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SABERMETRICS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has any GM ever fallen this far from genius to below average?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 22, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The jay's GM?

The mariners really failed epicly but they got a great return on lee which is good. I think ruben amaro jr is a fucking moron and he’s one of the main reasons the phillies are not going to the playoffs this year. How can you trade cliff lee? Fuck “restocking the farm” with mediocre prospects that was one of the worst trades in MLB history along with the AJ debacle.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least AJ you can make the hindsight argument

How the fuck do you trade Lee when you’re a legitimate contender like that?

LOL Phillies

by DrDC on Jul 23, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Last night I was considering writing some Giants animated shorts. I could only come up with a few ideas though. Maybe I’ll come back to it later.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

non sequitir frw

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

am i the only one watching the World Cup of Softball?
US vs CAN, Jennie Finch just it a 2-run dinger

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Jul 22, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Jennie Finch is retiring.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

so i heard. she’s playing 1st today. i have no idea if that’s common or what in softball.
/imagines Timmy playing 1st… LOL

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Jul 22, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 22, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

finally the red sox scored after the mariners failed epicly

/red sox allow walk off

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That was an awful effort from the DBacks tonight. Cain was great and I don’t want to take away from him, but too many of their at-bats looked lazy and ambivalent.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 22, 2010 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think the diamondbacks really expected cain to be that great. He did a great job with the put away pitches tonight and avoided his classic “0-2 fastball” for a random dinger.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster's gamecalling

was obviously so bad it confused everybody

by DrDC on Jul 23, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I seem to remember Florida State fans having a chant they would sing when Posey came to bat. We must learn it.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 22, 2010 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Hail to the Buster, the Buster, the Buster
Hail to the Buster, the Buster Posey
He singles, he doubles, he triples, he homers
Hail to the Buster, the Buster Posey.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Wow, this is amazing.

by Chro on Jul 22, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know there’s a video of someone singing it on youtube.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re welcome!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I totally sang that in my head in the wrong tune.

by Chro on Jul 22, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

As my wife would say, " It has a good beat. I can dance to it."

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jul 23, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will I have to grow a mullet and carry a rifle in my pickup too?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but you have to do this

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 22, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

My sincere thanks for the subject line.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

FP Caller:

What about Buster as player / manager?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

and not in 20 years, like in 2 or 3 years.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Shlachter of the Star-Telegram reports on Nolan Ryan’s testimony about the Rangers’ money problems. The most notable item from Ryan’s testimony was that Texas may not be able to afford Josh Hamilton’s inevitable arbitration raise this winter. .

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

He's only making 3.25 million this year

He’s definately gonna murder the record for a position player.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

he seems like a pretty great guy, especially after his reformation

i hope he won’t go too far with his arb because the Rangers are pretty likable

And Posey is having amother great game.

by JohnnyDangerously on Jul 22, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the rangers a lot they are a awesome team and fun to watch

I also hate the angels with a burning passion and the A’s and mariners can suck it. I really hope that the rangers are able to keep him long term I’d hate to see him be a yankee for the next 10 years.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

And Posey is having amother great game.

by JohnnyDangerously on Jul 22, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely seems like their year

Yesterday they had 40,000 fans (like 9,000 walkups) on a Thursday night with heat in the high 90s. To draw like that in a place that traditionally cares only for football is like a sea change.

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 23, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was the point not . . .

. . . that Ryan didn’t previously understand that he doesn’t have to take MLB’s imposed dollar limits but can go to the court to ask for more, and—according to remarks by the judge—might well get it if it seems essential to the team? If so, the arb money might well be available.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 23, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

WE'RE IN THE PLAYOFFS AS OF RIGHT NOW!

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOHOOO CELEBRATE!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 22, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we took a holiday
Took some time to celebrate
Just one day out of life
It would be, it would be so nice

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 23, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Madonna – The beginning of the dumbing down of mainstream music?

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jul 23, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some dumb lyrics that come to mind...

I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I’ll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin’ this way I just might break somethin’ tonight!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 23, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're a flick fandango phoney!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey I like The Cars!!

Ok that line is dumb.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 23, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that supposed to be serious?

In 1960, “Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini” was the #1 song in America. In 1975, we had “The Hustle.” Mainstream music has always been dumb.

by taliesin on Jul 23, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Roy Orbison

Ooby Dooby

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 23, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oswalt to the Cardinals....

this could be really bad

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 22, 2010 11:19 PM PDT reply actions  

COUNTER WITH HAREN

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 3:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, meant to put a “?” after Cardinals…ESPN is reporting that they are the front runners to get him over the Phillies and that Roy is willing to negotiate his $16 Mil to make a move

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 22, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oswalt says the place he wants to go most is the cardinals. He’ll probably eventually accept to go to the cardinals and say they don’t have to pick up his 2012 option because he’d be insane to stay in houstan.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe they’ll trade the farm for him and sign him to a really dumb extension

by wcw on Jul 22, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 years 47 million on top of his remaining deal?

LOL DODGERS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is merely a rumor, yes?

by speckops on Jul 22, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IF I CAME HERE FOR THE NEWS!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then Grant has a message for you...

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 23, 2010 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

He probably does….

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 23, 2010 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: I realize The High Road by Broken Bells is a great song

I don’t need to hear it 5 times a day to know this

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey has 37 hits in the last 30 days

The only people in the majors with more are josh hamilton with 39 and rafael furcal with 40. That is a fucking amazing stat, he might have the most multi hit games of any giant this year lol.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 11:37 PM PDT reply actions  

The accomplishment is diminished because of the presence of Furcal.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 22, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonah Hill as Paul DePodesta in the Moneyball movie? Phillip Seymour-Hoffman as Art Howe? Hmmm… The acting quality is there but I’m not sure about the likenesses

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 22, 2010 11:52 PM PDT reply actions  

What...is a Firefox persona?

Or, rather, what does one do with it?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

it goes at the top of the firefox window

so it doesn’t really do anything but its fun to look at

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Jul 23, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is awesome

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 22, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

man i am tempted

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg i did it

it looks amazing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It bothers me how the tabs get personified.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 23, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet! That one is right up there with the Natto’s art persona that someone made.

Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 23, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

That same guy made ones for Timmy, Matt and Panda too….

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 23, 2010 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

AND there's one for WILL CLARK!

I’m going with Buster for now, but The Thrill might win me over by Monday.

by Every6thDay on Jul 23, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

/wearing the shit out of it

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 23, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

All of a sudden Grant is a homer for Bochy. Not sure I can trust this "blog’ anymore.

by Into the Void on Jul 22, 2010 11:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I sewed a mother fucking totebag tonight!

Nope, there is no way I can say that phrase and still be manly

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 23, 2010 12:00 AM PDT reply actions  

GRANT SOLD OUT MAN

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 23, 2010 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to second the "Good Job" for Bochy

On getting Cain out of the game.

And all it took for Bochy to learn how to manage so astutely was Timmy’s arm falling off. Good work Bochy….

Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 23, 2010 12:04 AM PDT reply actions  

David DeJesus got hurt today.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 23, 2010 12:30 AM PDT reply actions  

I saw that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 23, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good on you.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 23, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

So does that increase the odds Sabean trades for him now?

/ glances are Derosa, Fred Sanchez & Renteria then braces self for answer

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jul 23, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like it when the Giants win.

by zuma420 on Jul 23, 2010 2:23 AM PDT reply actions  

OT: For those who have seen Inception, or are planning to

Check out the prologue comic!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 23, 2010 3:21 AM PDT reply actions  

KDL: Baggs answered the DeRosa question
Mark DeRosa met the team in Arizona and I talked with him after batting practice. It’s his first time around the guys since his July 1 wrist surgery. He’d been resting at his home near Atlanta.

DeRosa is out for the season, as you know. But he’s very encouraged at how the surgery went and he’s confident he will be in position to make a full recovery for a productive 2011.

"I’m really, really pleased," he said. "It’s fixed. Now I can actually start working to get healthy."

The surgery was complicated. It took almost 2 ½ hours of reconstructive work. Dr. Thomas Graham removed part of DeRosa’s ligament from elsewhere in his forearm and used it to wrap around his flopping tendon. The way DeRosa described it, it was almost like a cat’s cradle, shoelace kind of thing.

DeRosa also had his carpal tunnel released to alleviate nerve compression. That seemed to do the trick, because two weeks into recovery, he regained total sensation in the previously numb areas of his hand. That’s probably the best sign of all.

Yes, it should be mentioned that DeRosa will be 36 on opening day next year and he’ll be going on almost two years since his wrist troubles began. So a pragmatist would say the odds are against him ever resembling the player the Giants envisioned. But for now, he’s relieved that the time for tests, questions and treatment decisions has passed. He has a goal in front of him, with nothing else in the way.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 23, 2010 7:40 AM PDT reply actions  

The released Derosa carpal tunnel affected the lives of hundreds of sentient creatures.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

srs ot note

Yes, the rubberized dam near ASU blew the other night. The fingerpointing between the city of Tempe and B.F.Goodrich rivals Beachball Giveaway Night at the Ravine.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 23, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like how the news was all, “ZOMG THE DAM BROKE!”

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 23, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was disapointed not to see " Hawt Dam" as a head line some where for this story.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jul 23, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I was mild excited about DeRosa being on the team in the beginning of the year…good all-around player with a lot of fire. Hopefully he can help the club next year.

by calbearjd on Jul 23, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Odds of him, recovery or not, starting opening day?

I am pretty worried that his career is done.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 23, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

the Giants should extend his contract several years so as to give him time to make good here. Git on it, Sabez.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 23, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Possibly, though . . .

. . . the time off will, so to speak, “re-charge” him. He’s not going to turn into the equivalent of a 27-year-old, but at 36 he might play like a 33-year-old, which isn’t bad. But we shall have to wait and see.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 23, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster_ESPN Heard this: The Giants scout Jose Guillen on Thursday night.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 23, 2010 7:50 AM PDT reply actions  

DNW

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 23, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

There went by breakfast.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jul 23, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 23, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

GODDAMMIT NO

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabes loves injured players! Dejesus is as good as ours!

In case you missed it, Kansas City outfielder David DeJesus, one of the names atop the Giants’ trade list, sustained a severely sprained right thumb while crashing into the outfield wall. He’s expected to miss the remainder of the Royals’ weekend series – and perhaps more. The Royals sent him to see a hand specialist in Cleveland. That’s where DeRosa’s doctor is based, but I’m not sure if it’s the same guy.

by DFARowand on Jul 23, 2010 7:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Schmidt

That’s what turned Jason Schmidt into a Cy Young winner (non-’roids division)

Hate to say it, not so sure about that.

His history, in five parts : (1) he was El Righty Malo, (2) then he got traded to a team with I Am Benito, Marvelous Marvin’ B, Armando “Her Name Is” Rios, and what’s-his-name, that left fielder guy, and (3) turned awesome. Then, (4) MLB started cracking down on roids, and (5) that same day, Schmidt’s arm, shoulder blade, groin, ankle, and ear simultaneously fell off.

As much as I loved the guy while he was with us, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was having a li’l of ye olde “cream” and “clear” off of the post-game buffet. He’s up there with Luis Gonzales and Bret Boone on my list of “suspected, but never proven/admitted.”

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Jul 23, 2010 8:18 AM PDT reply actions  

There was some rumors about him around the time of the injuries. Schmidt got pretty pissed off about them (not that that means anything).

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jul 23, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

He still should have won the Cy Young. He was beaten by a stinkin’ reliever!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 23, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

WAR seems to think that Prior should have won over Schmidt, though.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 23, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, I understand the anti-WAR argument regarding awards. At some point, you have to give credit for what happened instead of what SHOULD have happened (FIP).

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 23, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

URL?

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Jul 23, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

search here

http://www.fangraphs.com

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 23, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, right. I was thinking that you might have had a handy-dandy 2003 NL pitchers page dialed up, since you posted that Prior was #1.

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Jul 23, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, looking over the NL pitcher VORP list for 2003, I notice that:

  • Livan “Conditioner” Hernandez is fourth, and Russ Ortiz is twenty seventh
  • My least favorite bum of all time (Gagme) is no higher than fourteenth
  • He isn’t even the highest ranking bum reliever on the list
  • That honor goes to G Mota, who might soon be joined in our pen by the guy at fifteenth, right below Gagme, i.e. Dontrelle
  • Prior at #2, Wood at #5 – man, I’d support the people of Chicago in a class action lawsuit against the toothpick

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Jul 23, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buster_ESPN News on David DeJesus:Best-case scenario, he’ll miss two weeks, worst case scenario is he’ll need some sort of surgery and will miss 6 weeks

the funny thing is that KC was intentionally waiting until the deadline to deal this guy. idiots.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 23, 2010 8:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Still not buying Gerald to call games

Especially after the reverse Eephus pitch that he told Lincecum to throw…seriously…two-time and reigning Cy Young award winner and a reverse eephus pitch? Bengie would have never done something like that…

Somewhat if Gerald has a 15 game hitting streak…Dimaggio had a 56 game streak…you see him catching…

by calbearjd on Jul 23, 2010 8:26 AM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT+A

MATT CAIN IS MAGIC INSIDE

MATT CAIN IS A DOUBLE RAINBOW IN THE SKY

ALL DA WAY ACROSS DA SKY

WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 23, 2010 8:39 AM PDT reply actions  

/breaks into tears

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gary radnich should be killed

Comes on this morning and instantly starts sucking a-rod and saying he’s gonna be heralded as the greatest player of all time in 10 years. Why don’t you go work in new york or something and touch yourself to thoughts of jeter and afraud? What a disgrace, it would be nice if there was intelligent non moron sports talk hosts on 680.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 23, 2010 9:08 AM PDT reply actions  

In 10 years, A-Rod will have a very strong case for top 10 player of all time and there could be arguments for top 5.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jul 23, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

*

*

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 23, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vamprie bite marks?
Et Tu McCoven?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jul 23, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was supposed to be an asterisk but it didn’t reall work out.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 23, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

&

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jul 23, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just think it’s BS that the Bonds thing caused a ridiculous circus ending with a bunch of dumb ass fans voting to stamp the HR ball with an asterisk as well as a Grand Jury indictment while ARod get’s busted and everyone is all, “Meh………ZOMG AROD IS THE SHIT PROBABLY BEST EVAR!”

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 23, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well Barry’s already in the top 10, asterisks be damned.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jul 23, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

In 10 years, Buster Posey will be heralded as the greatest player of all time.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
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by jctGamer on Jul 23, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right behind Will Clark.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jul 23, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Gary Radnich

You just have to understand his schtick.

Adoptive parental unit of Ehire Adrianza.
Godfather of Travis Ishikawa.

"Woo hoo!" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum
"The objective is that World Series ring" - The Kid
"I think my role here has changed a little bit. I'm counted on a little more." - Posey after hitting 12-24 with 4 homers after Molina trade

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Jul 23, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woah. Sportscenter had a Cain segment.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 23, 2010 9:38 AM PDT reply actions  

gaiz

my gf sayz i got a man crush on buster. she wants to go to a giants game with a sign that sayz “BUSTER MARRY MY BF.” I tried to explain to her that if she watched the past 2 years of fat ass, she’d understand, but she hasn’t.

by shallow23 on Jul 23, 2010 9:52 AM PDT reply actions  

“Don’t be jealous baby, I bought you a Posey jersey to wear in bed.”

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 23, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now squat down and say “bring me some heat- right down the middle.”

….aaaand I’m spent.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 23, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take it that your gf does not have a fat ass?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 23, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I'm the only one who notices him

As no one bothered to mention that we’ve actually had another starting pitcher on our team learn a plus changeup since Schmidt, who has found great success with it, it is his best pitch since he started using it, and people might not notice him because he’s relatively short and looks like the bat boy when standing next to Cainer, but his name is Tim Lincecum, maybe you’ve heard of him? :^)

Given the efficacy of the change-up, I hope that’s the first thing the Giants instructors do with their pitching prospects, teach them the change-up and see if he can learn to master it. Glad Cainer is finally figuring it out, that would make our rotation even better in the playoffs, with short series demanding you have great pitchers to shut down the opposition.

Adoptive parental unit of Ehire Adrianza.
Godfather of Travis Ishikawa.

"Woo hoo!" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum
"The objective is that World Series ring" - The Kid
"I think my role here has changed a little bit. I'm counted on a little more." - Posey after hitting 12-24 with 4 homers after Molina trade

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Jul 23, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Veteran Catchers

 veteran catchers aren’t magic just because they’re veteran catchers

by Bull579 on Jul 23, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

so, Pika is in Panama again

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 23, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

now would be a good time to invade Panama

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. 1-0 & 28/30

D. Sanchez pitched a fine game during his 5 inning stint but it was Mr. 1-0, formerly Mr. 2-0, with his 1/3rd of an inning in the 6th who got the W tonight while Brian Wilson continued his dominance by getting his 28th save in 30 chances with another impeccable relief performance. There are still 65 games left so don’t rule out 50 saves and the way he’s been going, and don’t expect it to end anytime soon, the odds are in his favor. Aubrey Huff supplied the punch once again with 2 homers and 3 rbi and pushed his average even further above .300. Great signing! The Giants are climbing in high gear and it looks like the break did them a lot of good. They’re playing up to their capabilities now.

by Nailblubberina on Jul 23, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

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