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BEAT AZN!

Wait a tick…

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT’S RACIST

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

We weren’t even at 1000. Coulda stayed there all nite!!!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Trade Sanchez!!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want him as much anymore

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 8:31 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I know he jacked up his wrist today

I didn’t realize how bad it was

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 8:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

ouch. and I did like him as a player, just feared what Sabes would give for him

by wcw on Jul 22, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Giants immediately trade for him

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great, now we can get him for 1 player less!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

News: DeJesus has been diagnosed with a sprained right thumb, reports Ed Price of FanHouse.com.
Spin: Fortunately, the X-rays were negative, but DeJesus will miss the rest of the series nonetheless. He could return Monday at the earliest.

by Rook Takes Pawn on Jul 22, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch KC rush back as fast as possible to try to get some trade value out of him

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Sabean finally picks up the phone.

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

by Kobe on Jul 22, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m now extremely nervous of Freddy Sanchez Part II

by Rook Takes Pawn on Jul 22, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like 2 in a row even more

by wcw on Jul 22, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like I pitch outs

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 22, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slow night is slow.

by speckops on Jul 22, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 8:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hell yeah Gobroks

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me and my pokemoz agree

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah scout6

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually enjoy watching Cain pitch more than Timmy

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 8:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I would not go that far

Timmy makes hitters look downright silly

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does, but I dunno I just like watching Cain pitch

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 8:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I do feel pretty at ease when Cain pitches

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer Lincecum when he’s really on — but I think I might like Sanchez’s few amazing games where everything works even better

by wcw on Jul 22, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIG MATT!

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

by Kobe on Jul 22, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Cain!

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 22, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Matt Williams

Has to take orders from a former Dodger.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate'd

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Give ’em hell, Matt.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 22, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF?

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Posey: he knows the rules

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

by Kobe on Jul 22, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

That’s bullshit.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 22, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

/swings at hbp!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

another bad call

by wcw on Jul 22, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF??>

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 22, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Why was it not an out, then?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 22, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRING IN THE ROBOTS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Lame.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 22, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Where are the robots?

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

how could they miss that? oh, right. BLIND!

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

by Kobe on Jul 22, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

gameday says wild pitch…

should be a dead ball

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, it hit the top of his left foot

by Bar None on Jul 22, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

they called a WP, but that was wrong. it obviously hit him, but we can’t expect the umps to make the obvious correct calls.

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

by Kobe on Jul 22, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

sadly, blind umps do not equal justice

by Bar None on Jul 22, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at a party store today, and they had a blind referee costume. It was pretty funny.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

All right. I’m going to check in with Nightline and head to bed. Until next time.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 22, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

have a good night :)

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball is better. I’ll fill you in on Nightline:

the World sucks.

There, now you can stay with us.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No help there ...

Nightline got the call wrong too.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 22, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

the giants won't win as many games

if they have to get four outs per inning

by wcw on Jul 22, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Well at least it didn’t make much of a difference.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

So this Cain guy......

He is pretty good right?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 22, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Still learning how to win

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 22, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

3rd start at best.

Tim Kurkjian thinks he can still become a great pitcher one day.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than that Prince guy.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 22, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow John Lackey has allowed more runs than hits

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 8:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL CONTRACT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey a pitching change.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 22, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

lol caption

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Jul 22, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball Down Under!

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was confusing to look up and see “Gillespie” replaces someone or other

I’m all like “CONOR?”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Dizzy

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 22, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT DOC GET OFF MY JOKE

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WAS FIRST, CHICK

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 22, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how boring this game is

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could stand fewer mediocre PAs by a few of the Giants

by wcw on Jul 22, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

yeah, it’s already the 8th.

nice, calm lead.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 22, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, I’ll have time to write my flash fiction before Futurama.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

mcc slash fiction?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 22, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

little known fact

he got into his grad program with a grant/howtheyscored self-insert fic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

RL LOL

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 22, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The admissions team at Mills likes it hot.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I’m hoping to write something good enough to submit for the third annual Gulf Coast Barthelme Prize.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll see if I do, though. I’m very uncomfortable writing flash fiction. It’s a fucking mystery as a form to me.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking Dizzy

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLD!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 22, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

n’s are in short supply

by Bar None on Jul 22, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, we have o baaas.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gillaspie

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

same here

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 22, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

CONOR GILLASPIE 4 UPTON

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 8:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

My sons name is the same spelled Conner.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 22, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT:

I had on ESPN earlier and I heard this. “Benjie Molina, all he does is drive in runs.”

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 22, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Strawhats!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

“That’s right, he is never too busy to go on a taco bell run for his team”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

now see

I don’t get this at all. Bengie doesn’t have especially good RBI totals in his career at all. His career high is 95 RBI… I mean that’s nice for a catcher, but it’s not the kind of total I’d think of when I say something like that about a player.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but you’ve actually looked at his numbers and have a clue.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is against

ESPN protocol

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 22, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Molina runs to drive-ins

by Bar None on Jul 22, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Power walks.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gets someone else to drive him.

by speckops on Jul 22, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Kruk make a CamLam reference

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 8:37 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

wow, it’s almost 9 already, I haven’t eaten dinner yet.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I just started eating, TJ’s dried tortellini w/ some boring jar of sauce with olives. lazy dinner is lazy.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Qualls

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Worthless

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He is so terrible right now.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Qualls?

for a sec I thought I slept though the 8th

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 22, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Replays on the Drew strikeout pitch

Did they show clearly that the pitch hit Drew?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 22, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

it was a bad call

by wcw on Jul 22, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

by Kobe on Jul 22, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUFF!

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

better with highlights or without??

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

WITHOUT.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

dnw

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

without lol

he looks douchy

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 22, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like a lame young guy. I like his old dirty uncle look more.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

dirty old uncle look is hot but I kinda like the surfer look on him.

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

highlights?

oh Baltimore…

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Jul 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those were the only highlights the Orioles ever got on Sportscenter.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

oi oi oi!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

FROSTING

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

WITHOUT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Qualls

Doesn’t want Huff to steal on him.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Man,

Qualls is having a BAD year

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, what gives?

I always thought he was a solid reliever

by wcw on Jul 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Gerald!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Busty

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Gerald!

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

in play no out!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

GERALD!

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!

All he does is be awesome.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HE KNOWS THE RULES

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster is a little more than 100 plate appearances behind the qualification mark. Think he will make it up by the end of the year?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s 502 for the full season, IIRC.

He is around 175. Maybe 60 games left. over 5 at bats per game?

Hmm…

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's PAs

not ABs

Not that it helps him too much. He’s not been walking.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 22, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I said

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, so you did

it was the 175 that made me think you were talking ABs, since I see he has 180 PAs

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 22, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I SAID YES.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No problem

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately it doesn't look like it

Unless he plays every remaining inning and the Giants have more than their share of extra inning games.

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 22, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Pablo wants to swing.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Bust a Move!

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

by Kobe on Jul 22, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

lol panda :(

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 22, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Panda

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 22, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Panda

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

bad

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

by Kobe on Jul 22, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

feels like Spring

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 22, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 22, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

This has not been a good game for Pablo.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FTFY
This has not been a good game year for Pablo.

(Other than those first six games after the All-Star break)

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 22, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mets, down one with bases loaded two out in the top of the fifth, let the pitcher bat. would you?

by justhangin on Jul 22, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

depends on the pitcher

by wcw on Jul 22, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Takahashi. pitching well. 1 hit, 1 walk. But, losing in the fifth

by justhangin on Jul 22, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn’t their ‘pen slagged? I’d let him hit as a result.

by wcw on Jul 22, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was MadBum

Or Don Robinson.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 22, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

or a fatr tub of goo

by wcw on Jul 22, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops, typo. anyhow, this guy

by wcw on Jul 22, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda is now

officially a headcase in my book.

by Bar None on Jul 22, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

too many Panda Snacks

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

by Kobe on Jul 22, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean talking of his “personal problems” today – divorce?

by Bar None on Jul 22, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does that make him a headcase? What the hell?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not a headcase that’s just a dude with a fucked up personal life.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

true, but he’s back to spring form after just a few games….. just sayin’ it’s not mechanics

by Bar None on Jul 22, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has issues.

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Milton Bradley/Carlos Zambrano?

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say batshit crazy

by Bar None on Jul 22, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re implying it. Headcase means batshit crazy.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently headcase means “affected by difficult personal issues.” So it means human, I guess.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WILL BE OKAY.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE SKY IS FALLING

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 8:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOSE YOUR SHIT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twice already today. I don’t think I have any left, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is going to suck when you find them.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw it coming

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 22, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This ad with the Napoleon Dynamite technology song is pissing me off, I’ve had the goddamn thing stuck in my head all week.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Feels like it will stay there too...

always and forever

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 22, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

damnit

why, jponry, why?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 22, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yessssss i love technology

always and foreverrrrr~

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Together with you is like a dream come true

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone else noticed that they play a ton more self promotional ads on knbr lately. Can’t they sell their souls to kars4kids or westcoastwellness some more?

Also, they don’t do commercial breaks for pitching changes anymore.

"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12

by RichHerreraHomer on Jul 22, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those promotional ads make the phones ring.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whee, Justin TV!

Some clown said "Pads are a joke"

and I replied “A joke in first place? I don’t think so.”

And that led to…

You are banned from talking in kostaz003

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Unlike other places I got the message quickly.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh No's

Doug Greenwald on radio this weekend.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t mind.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s ok. I didn’t mind him during ST

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 22, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda like him. It’s in his genes I suppose.

by Unitard on Jul 22, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So basically Grant jinxed panda?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey gaiz!

Im drunk.

/PIKA needs to show up and male me look reasonable

by DFARowand on Jul 22, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

cheers!

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA YEAH IM DRUNK TOO

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obsess much?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez on her arm?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 22, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

GIANTS BASEBALL: TORTURE

by DoubleDeuce22 on Jul 22, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t you ever drawn on yourself before?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

was that some lame rattlestake sound?

by justhangin on Jul 22, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

I muted the TV to make sure the pipes in my apartment hadn’t burst. Fuck.

by SixFourThree on Jul 22, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would you expect out of a lame rattlesnake?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

espn is ridiculous.

breaking news, cut to baseball tonight:
no-hitter alert! john lackey has a no-hitter through FIVE. (and now six)

i’m pretty sure they don’t do that for any other five-inning no-hit bids.

by gswarriors2006 on Jul 22, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

GIANTS BASEBALL: TORTURE

by DoubleDeuce22 on Jul 22, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's crazy cuz Seattle scored a run

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 8:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

/heart starts beating again

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

by Kobe on Jul 22, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

109

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

by Kobe on Jul 22, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

deeeps plez

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I might go to the gym. I love Matt, but I think the D-backs are just too boring.zz

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Those “z’s” were accidental, but fitting, I guess.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, I thought they were there on purpose.

by Chro on Jul 22, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shouldn’t have even said anything.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But...but...GIANT SPORTSCASTER HEADS!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, stay!

more Posey is coming up :)

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, you convinced me. ;)

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

he thanks you w/all his heart.

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! :)

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s adorable.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally.

beyond adorable.

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t it here in AZ when they showed Buster in the stands after he signed?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 22, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The crowd reaction never seems to match what’s goin on in the game.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

/crowd makes moo sounds.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

by Kobe on Jul 22, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawa

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well then yes it is

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t love Uribe at short

by wcw on Jul 22, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bocock

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rohlinger?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 8:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain!

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 22, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Another 4-game series? Great.

by pwoper on Jul 22, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it’s starting to get weird.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we only had to deal with the Dodgers for 3 games.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are a few more 4 game series in August too

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never remember there being even as close to as many. It seems odd.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey man

No complaining about 4-gamers when we’re missing their ace.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not complaining about this one in particular. It just seems that they have a ton scheduled this year.

by pwoper on Jul 22, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

GIANTS BASEBALL: TORTURE

by DoubleDeuce22 on Jul 22, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE YOU MATT CAIN.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN, CAIN

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 22, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I luvs Matt Cain.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain

pretty fucking good

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 22, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

by Kobe on Jul 22, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Good start Matt

No way he pitches the ninth, right?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope not, 117 seems like enough to me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he totally will.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn't appear to be laboring

He’s not made of porcelain.
It’s kinda sad that 120 is such a big number nowadays. 20 years ago there would be no question that he would finish.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really find it sad at all.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I thought he could finish the 9th with only 120 pitches, I wouldn’t mind. But 130-140 is where I start to get nervous and that’s what it would generally take.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

To me, it’s not even really the pitch count anymore. A fresh Wilson is probably better than a ninth inning Cain. And if 120 pitches is what it takes for a manager to put the better option in the game, I’m okay with it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

120 is a much bigger deal than 100, imo

by wcw on Jul 22, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s at 116 pitches, so I’m thinking no.

I hope.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

*117

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH MATT CAIN

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 22, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD UPTON!

what a great start for matt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 8:54 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Why do I think this B. Weez commercial is funny?

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson is the girl crazy firend in sitcoms.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right. He’s the chauvinist side kick.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a tough exterior

But a heart of gold

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

terrible sense of humor?

the guy’s delivery is pretty good, actually

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 22, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I like it because he knows that’s his rep.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

because B Weezy is always funny.

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i feel pretty sleazy

about really liking that commercial

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Jul 22, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That commercial is way over-selling the ballpark experience

Yeah, man, it’s AMAZING out here, man!"

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they just get back from NOLA?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, that one!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to think so.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Justin TV

has, however, VERY COOL COMMERCIALS! (unlike some other outlet I won’t naMLB – TV)

Just saw the “Wilson converses while throwing slo – mo”
“So…is that your girlfriend?”

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

You don't ask for much, do you?

I mean, he’s already hit two this month alone!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 22, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a question...

How is the word “meme” pronounced?

Is it like “meem”?
Or “mem”, like the french word (as in, “la meme chose”)
Or is it like “mimi”?
Or is it like “maymay”?
Or like “memmy”?

I really would like to know.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 22, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

meem

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is indisputable.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a maymay now

the new mccoven maymay is to call internet maymays maymays

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

do we have to spell it that way?

by wcw on Jul 22, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES. I would love it if a new meme was maymay or should I say if a new maymay was maymay

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i will ban anyone who calls it maymay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duly noted.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now that I have noted it, it has been dually noted.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

meme tootoo

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Jul 22, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

^

109th comment!

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Jul 22, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I’ve been pronouncing it “memm”

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 8:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

From Dawkins' original thingy creating the term

“We need a name for the new replicator, a noun that conveys the idea of a unit of cultural transmission, or a unit of imitation. ‘Mimeme’ comes from a suitable Greek root, but I want a monosyllable that sounds a bit like ‘gene’. I hope my classicist friends will forgive me if I abbreviate mimeme to meme. If it is any consolation, it could alternatively be thought of as being related to ‘memory’, or to the French word même. It should be pronounced to rhyme with ‘cream’.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh, well I'll be

I learned something today

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 9:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

WOW!

That’s what I call authoritative! Thanks!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 22, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will always pronounce it mem. don’t care.

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ban

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

"meem"

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 22, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish it was maymay

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will now call it a maymay

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can say it like that if you want to.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will, but if I go to McCovey’s on Saturday, I’m saying it right for risk of being kicked out of there

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will be there and back you up.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU SHOULD GO! Did you hear about the cake?

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you still jumping out of it?

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh now we’re onto something!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

People will just have to come to McCoveys to find out…

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

but this time she will be jumping out of it and into another cake.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how you say “this time” as if I have jumped out of a cake on another occasion.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume you have been practicing.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you considered jumping out of a pie?

It could be like the four and twenty blackbirds.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 23, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

and after that… GIRL MUD FIGHTS!

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we’d be wrestling in Jello?

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am beginning to think my wife is not going to let me go to this.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry. Jello is much less sexy than Jell-O.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It must be a pretty weird flavor then.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

and i don’t really know why.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Jul 22, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its meem

Its the equivalent of a gene

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 22, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me, too.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said it as "maim" in my head for a long time

I just got it in my head as meem

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

in what language?

in French it’s mem, in English it’s meem

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 22, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty sure it’s Greek

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Jul 22, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes it is.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 23, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes it does.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 23, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson warming in the pen.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Well lookie what I found...

“Jon Miller’s departure for this weekend’s Hall of Fame ceremonies in Cooperstown, N.Y., will prompt substitutions in the Giants’ radio broadcasting crew.

Doug Greenwald, the voice of San Francisco’s Triple-A Fresno affiliate, will fill in as play-by-play announcer on Friday through Sunday. Dave Flemming, who performed play-by-play duties for Thursday’s series opener against Arizona, will leave for Cooperstown, N.Y., on Friday to help honor Miller.

Greenwald will be joined by former Giants first baseman J.T. Snow, a special assistant in the front office who has provided occasional color commentary."

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like I won’t be listening to the radio this weekend.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind Greenwald, he gets excited a lot but I’ve listened to him on the radio to Grizzlies games and he isn’t Dave or Jon obviously but he isn’t horrible.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 22, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

J.T. Snow, a special assistant in the front office who has provided occasional color commentary.

in between the “uhs”

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Nate.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Nate

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOOD LORD ROWAND.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, careful there, Rowand.

by Chro on Jul 22, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HACK

Nice swing Scott

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 22, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLRowand

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 22, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt's already at 117 pitches

I approve of the take-out.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I approve of takeout when I have no time to cook

by Natto on Jul 22, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell was Buster just doing?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

talking mechanics with rags?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 22, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked like he was backhanding Cain.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

teaching Righetti about baseball

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 22, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 22, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teaching Rags how to pitch.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 22, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

zito is jamming by himself

GIANTS BASEBALL: TORTURE

by DoubleDeuce22 on Jul 22, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

So

If we could take the score from yesterday and switch it with the Giant’s score from today, would you want to?

That means we win yesterday 3-2 but are currently in a 0-0 tie and Matt was Cain’d again.

Hmm????

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

because in that scenario there is a chance that the Giants could win both of the games.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 22, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

… and the Dogs would have an extra L.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 22, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

RICHIE IS HERE!

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

What, he's with you?

Tell him I said “hey”

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 22, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish Them Wilson

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ATTENTION, CHASE LIBRARY PATRONS

The library ( AND B WEEZY) will be closing soon.

Please gather your belongings – your hopes, dreams, your dead – assed snakes…and get the fuck out.

Thank you for visiting the Chase Library!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 22, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Shit!

Was that Young MC next to Richie?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 22, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Busta move!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 22, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 22, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a big Buster fan.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he doesnt even know her

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what’s sad? I knew who it was (when they showed him earlier) before they said who it was.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is that sad? he had some good records

by wcw on Jul 22, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

20 years ago.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of the best shows I ever saw was Don & Dewey when they were freaking ancient.

I am so, so glad I went.

by wcw on Jul 22, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

more than most people. I wore out that cassette in high school.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had Bust A Move on a cassette single.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had the "Cocktail" soundtrack on cassette.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me, too! LOL Kokomo.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a crazy soundtrack

Don’t Worry, Be Happy
Kokomo

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is that sad?

Maybe one of the greatest hip hop songs of all time

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 22, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look it’s Wilson

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Why?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course Saturday the Giants might need him, but he’ll be unavailable because he pitched an inning tonight, and two tomorrow.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

truf

And I swear it’s one button lower every time I look.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

next it’ll be his pants

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Jul 22, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't tease.

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I've used this joke before

But DeRosa’s tendons won’t be the only thing flappin’ around.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

GIANTS BASEBALL: TORTURE

by DoubleDeuce22 on Jul 22, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The unbuttoned jersey?

What about that fucking hair?

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

He is a douche, but he’s our douche.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 22, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like him a lot actually :)

but yeah i agree, i’d probaly hate his guts if he wasn’t ours

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 22, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus, aside from the @#%! torture, he’s real darn good

by wcw on Jul 22, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he’s our douche

You know, communal douches are a great way to spread disease.

by speckops on Jul 22, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

rebel.

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice Ish

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

YES ishi.

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 22, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job Travis

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 22, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

So were the shoes an All Star Game only thing?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently they wouldn’t be allowed by the MLB for normal games

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL STAR GAME

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully playoffs, too

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess so. Maybe they aren’t allowed in regular games.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum sighting.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL REYNOLDS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 9:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

STFD

GIANTS BASEBALL: TORTURE

by DoubleDeuce22 on Jul 22, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kuip striking out with the ladies in high school

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk and Kuip are so drunk

we’re the just talking about their love lives in high school?

by TGOH on Jul 22, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip is three sheets to the wind

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kharmic justice

K Adam LaRoche please.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice game

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Puppies for the Win!


"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

OK, look

If you’re going to SAY “Rec’d!” but you don’t ACTUALLY rec it – well, that seems sort of lame.

Now, get back there and do the right thing.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm...it didn't show up on this screen. Yet.

My apologies.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let ME try it...

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...

Unless I got a 2 for 1 deal there it is. Weird.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

omfg puppies

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Badass.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAMF.

That’s, like, my favorite thing ever.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

like this.

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stunner! Stunner! Stunner!

Stone cold stone cold stone cold

@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 22, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

love this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH MATT CAIN

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

WINZ!

BEAUTIFUL

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres hit an awesome HR

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torture went missing

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 22, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

matt cain was awesome

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORING!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

This is cool

Up until the bones in his legs break.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOOOOOOHHOOOOOOOOOOO

GIANTS BASEBALL: TORTURE

by DoubleDeuce22 on Jul 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

creepin up on the padres!

by SLOgiantsFan on Jul 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

charging up!

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

KDL WUZ RIGHT

I just spotted Mark DeRosa in the high-five line.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

SEE???

I was beginning to think I was crazy.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry to instill doubt

I just thought it was weird is all. I’m glad he’s around. I hope he bounces back real nice in 2011.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitching to WIN, Nerds!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

i like your style, dude.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 22, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow no torture

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I REALLY lke the 2010 Giants

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 22, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

I do to

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me, sir?

We need to see your shirt’s documentation.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GGG!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 22, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres post game interview!!!

He seems so cool…totally appreciates where he is

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 22, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 22, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Yes!

More Psych-o’s on MCC.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 22, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too!

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Jul 22, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 22, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain back up to .500!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Fear not.

We’re into the slumpbusters.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 22, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I now know what it looks like

To see Elmo have sex.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

 John Lackey has a no hitter… but not a shutout?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Sawx pitcher.

by speckops on Jul 22, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Huge image needs subject line.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry!

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's all good.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks. I got carried away.

Love the highlights.

♥ NATHAN JOHN SCHIERHOLTZ ♥ Posey Girl ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRUMPETS BLARE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN if you’d like to help jinx the no-no…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Who was throwing a no-no?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 22, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did he have no hits but gave up a run?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 22, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winz!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 22, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not sure why, but I’m finding The Invention of Lying to be really painful to watch.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

It kind of is. I think it would have been a pretty funny skit or something.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw it on a long flight

I thought it was funny at first, but then the second half just dragged.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 22, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s tough to watch one joke retold as many ways as possible. I think I just pinpointed why I’m having so much trouble watching it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

More things to bring smiles to your face

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Makes me want to leave my computer on with this thread open, so that A.J. can have his mug punched repeatedly for all eternity.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 22, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just save this link:

http://i640.photobucket.com/albums/uu121/mifoster6/Barrettpunch.gif

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or save the picture itself… that too.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Done

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 22, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mariners with a hit in the 8th.

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 22, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NO NO-NO FOR LACKEY

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet Terry Francona is relieved

by Splash Down on Jul 22, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want to jinx anything

But these are your 2010 Wild Card leaders, the San Francisco Giants.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That's nice

Hopefully some nice fans will be happy with the wild card after we own the NL West and win the division.

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 22, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

8 wins for Cain

As well as he’s pitched, 8-8 feels wrong

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 22, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

serious

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 22, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Matt Cain

“As the game went on, it felt more and more better.”

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, FP is such an ass.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Reiss called the row of Magowan, Aurilia, Young MC an all star row, and then FP said, “All star front row and all star back row.” The row behind them had three girls in varying degrees of tube top. You couldn’t even see their heads, just bewbs. Reiss was rendered speechless.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 22, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s gross.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And his stupid face doesn’t move.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he uses botox. I could see him doing that. Such a douche.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially when he’s paid to be an analyst because of his “expertise.” Unprofessional and unclassy.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 22, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure he does something to his face.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude is an idiot.

How is he still employed. His Dodger stink is too much for me as well. He mentions when he played for the Dodgers far too often.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

There should be a question mark in there somewheres.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s also bad at his job. He makes so many mistakes.

I have a friend who is a big fan of his (don’t ask), so I always say hi to him when I see him for her benefit, and he’s always really nice. But the way he is about women grosses me out.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn! Why'd I switch to ESPN?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 22, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay classy FP

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 22, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt was like, “I LOVE BUSTER POSEY” on his post game interview

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

They all seem to live for him.

Bengie Schmengie.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry I'm late guys

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit Mets

You better not start the Dodgers on a streak.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t the Mets just get swept by the D-Backs?

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants swept them, too.

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by hokysmksbw on Jul 22, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, right after the Giants swept them too :)

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by O R They? on Jul 22, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which they DID!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it would be nice if the mets could start playing well now

by kingofthacove on Jul 22, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

3.5 GB

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

or wait is it 3.0

it must be 3.0

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rawr

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

This soothes me

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice and easy decline.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 22, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL UPTON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like Downton, amirite?

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Jul 22, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He stole my dance face.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s kinda Mad Bum-ish

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by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

like..

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

never gets old

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 22, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah!

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by GiantsBabe on Jul 22, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The undertongue, as opposed to the overbite.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/22/1583674/post-game-thread-cain-dominates

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

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