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Giants/Diamondbacks Series Preview

Spoiled. You are all spoiled. Last year some of you complained about Bobby Howry. This year it’s Denny Bautista. That’s the big problem in the bullpen – a guy with a 3.49 FIP and overall positive value? Sure, he’s ridiculously wild, and the FanGraphs link up there suggests he’s been even worse in high-leverage situations. But if he’s the biggest problem on the staff, there probably isn’t a tremendous amount to complain about.

Bautista even has a positive WAR right now. By contrast, here are the WAR rankings for some of the Diamondback relievers:

Star-divide

Chad Qualls – Civil War

Juan Gutierrez – The Taiping Rebellion

Blaine Boyer – Falklands War

That’s how bad it’s been. Brother against brother. State against state. Qualls against the sensibility of Arizonians. The Diamondbacks'best reliever, Aaron Heilman, hasn’t been that bad, but he’s probably still around a Ladejarl-Fairhair Succession WAR ranking. It’s been ugly. And here we are, complaining about Denny Bautista.

The Diamondbacks represent a substantial fear of mine. What if, after drafting the right guys, making some good trades, and building the farm system up, everything goes wrong? The Diamondbacks had so many prospects at one point, they could afford to trade a half-dozen for Dan Haren, and still fill just about every position with a premium-yet-cheap young player. I wake up at night, sweating, after dreaming of a world in which the Giants take five years to collect all sorts of young hitters, only to allow 900 runs in a season because of injuries, general wretchedness, and bad luck.

I thought the Diamondbacks had it figured out, and that they would be the team to beat for a while. Whoops. This whole team-building thing is hard.

The vaunted youngsters mostly have been just okay instead of great. That goes for Stephen Drew, Chris Young, and, this year at least, Mark Reynolds. Carlos Quentin was traded, and Conor Jackson came down with a horrific illness. Poof. That’s how quickly a top farm system can turn into a team OPS+ of 93. The best hitter on the team this year was a Braves castoff. Actually, the best hitter on the team by OPS is Dan Haren. That’s kind of how the Diamondbacks are rolling this year.

Unless things turn around the next couple of seasons, the Diamondbacks will just be another entry in the Hall of Great Unjustified Fears Fame. The best comparison is the Padres back in the Sean Burroughs era, but I’ve already mentioned them here and here in reference to the Diamondbacks. The first link hints that, gee, I’d love if the Diamondbacks went the way of the Nady/Bozied/Davis/Burroughs-led Padres farm explosion. The second link says, hey, it’s not quite time to say the Diamondbacks have gone that way.

It still isn’t quite time to make any stronger proclamations of doom, but the odds aren’t looking good for the potential Diamondbacks dynasty that I worried about for so long. And if loving their struggles is wrong, brother, I don’t want to be right.

Hitter to watch:

In an offseason filled with second base options – Orlando Hudson! Felipe Lopez! Freddy Sanchez. Dan Uggla! – the answer was Kelly Johnson. Kelly Johnson. We appreciate all of the other entries, but the answer was Kelly Johnson. Dang it. When people complain that BABIP is a silly stat, please point them in the direction of Johnson. I’d trade Freddy Sanchez for him, and I’d even throw in Mark DeRosa.

Pitcher to watch:

Dan Haren is still striking people out, and he still has fantastic control. He’s also allowed a crazy amount of home runs, but I’m going to guess he’s just as good as he ever was, despite a 4.60 ERA. So let’s all enjoy watching him from the bench. Neener neener neener. I love not facing a team’s best starter in a four-game series.

Prediction:

I’ll probably figure out a way to reference the Sean Burroughs-era Padres in another post next year. Those guys really freaked me out. It’s a good thing none of them panned out, but that doesn’t really feel so comforting now that we’re getting drubbed by this collection of punchless goofballs.

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In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 22, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a four game series right? Why are we having so many four gamers lately? WTF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Unbalanced schedule!

by nataku on Jul 22, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Late post is late

But SUCK IT LA

And get ready to eat shit D’Bags

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 22, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, I’m just having a goof. I really just wanted an excuse to post the Bochy .gif.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty amazing how well it works and how he dips his head down right at the perfect time.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might have been the most amazing thing from that amazing thread, and that’s saying something.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should be used often.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s going to be so great for future bans

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

CNN, or some newsplace

Just cited a study that says Thursdays are the angriest days of the week.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Jul 22, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?!? That’s bullshit!

by fiji.siv on Jul 22, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense, sort of the end of the week but not yet Friday.

by DrDC on Jul 23, 2010 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Angry Grant is angry

Better watch out baetown415

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 22, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been sending $25/month for the premium version to howie. You haven’t been getting that money?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, kind of, but he converts it to wadded-up Kleenexes first. It’s at least $25 worth of Kleenex per month, I’m sure.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That explains all of the podcasts he sends me that look like they are filmed from the bushes.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Also, I would buy this album.

by Cheeeese! on Jul 22, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

And if you know the Bobby McHee song, I’ll buy you a beer at Mays Field.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Jul 22, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you know who WROTE the song..........

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Jul 22, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all honesty

if there is a premium version with iphone app, I’d pay. Seriously.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

same. five bucks wouldnt be that bad for a better mobile site. Reading old gameday threads is a bitch on my itouch.

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 22, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't give him ideas!

I am trying to sponge off for free as long as possible…

I can see it now…McCoveyChronicles-Insider…

by calbearjd on Jul 22, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you considered adding something like a Paypal donate button? I’m sure many of us would donate. I know I would.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 22, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, no. I’m just teasing. I get paid. Not enough to do it full-time, but enough to where I’d feel like a greed-weenie having one of those buttons.

In 2019, though, everyone can buy a shirt. And that’s when I’m moving to Woodside, baby.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 2020 it’s the official McCoven boobie tassle!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m holding out for the official butt plug in 2021.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 22, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball: It's Plugged Up Inside

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Aneros inside!

Don’t ask.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would also explain why they have to "pay out the nose"

as other options have been eliminated.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 22, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Isn’t that what Ostler described MadBum doing at the end of each inning?

fffffffffffffffff

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 22, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really understand people who donate money to blogs

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 22, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

WUT

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really understand people who donate money to blogs

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 22, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you want to understand or are you presenting your opinion passive-aggressively?

by Every6thDay on Jul 22, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever worked for tips?

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 22, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. But I don’t exactly see this blog as an employee-customer relationship.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 22, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you ever bought a magazine?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 22, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 22, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd imagine

that people pay bloggers for the same reason they pay magazine writers

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 22, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But magazines have a lot more costs that go into their production

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 22, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, yeah

like, paying the writers.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 22, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And paper!

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

and shipping, the physical production of the magazine, etc.

I guess there are some blogs that operate similarly to magazines, with multiple contributors and editors, and interviews and field research, etc. That I can understand.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 22, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

To get them to stop sleeping on the couch in the spare room?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helping out Grant for helping out us?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 22, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

We do this for fun. Donate to a good cause, not a blog

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 22, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

or

just donate to whatever you feel like

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 22, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I’m not trying to stop people from doing anything

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 22, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like it though.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If a comment of mine on here really has that kind of influence, I’ve underestimated myself

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 22, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant doesn't do it for the money...

He does it for the love of the game/blog! Right!

by calbearjd on Jul 22, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is Kevin Costner

who is Kelly Preston?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slight OT: Kelly Preston

Unbelievably underrated as a hottie…especially when she was blonde

by calbearjd on Jul 22, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

but then she married a Scientologist

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Jul 22, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And all was lost. Fuck Xenu, that playboy bastard, using his thetans to get with celebrities and all, dude is a fucking summers eve DOUCHE.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out of pure curiosity?

I know SBNation doles out a slice of the ad revenues to the authors. My hunch has always been that this is a negligible amount, like 100$ a month or something.

Care to say?

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough to pay mods, I can say that much.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might have to let a couple go, actually.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I have to keep Kenshin on because he has to see Unicorn Man when he logs in next time.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howie seems to have left of his own accord. I heard he went over to 22Gigantes.com.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant can see him if he looks over his shoulder

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or in the bushes outside his house.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/has the podcast

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insider!

"Row(and) will come out of this. You stay with your guys and he is one of our guys." - Bruce Bochy 05-31-10

"...and with Titanic's transverse bulkheads and watertight doors, it renders this vessel practically unsinkable." - "Shipbuilder" magazine, 1912

by Lyle on Jul 22, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

howie needs to become a mod at goldenstate of mind and fear the fin to complete the quartet

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 22, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm actually surprised he wasn't a bigger part of SBNBA

because he has double mod duties

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

its cuz theyre launching sbnhowie next week

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 22, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where he just posts pics of himself?

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Grant.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jul 22, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

pictures of himself holding a picture of grant.

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 22, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have to keep Grant down in the minors to avoid paying him more

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Jul 22, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY MAN!!

Some people are Raider fans!

LOL ME AND RESDOG AND MEROPE

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 22, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

KC Chiefs!!!!!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miami Dolphins!!!!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

INCORRECT

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 22, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banned

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, the team in Kansas City is called The Chiefs.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK that’s two times you’ve made fun of my team(s). Meet me by the bike rack after 7th period.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing you don’t remember the commercial then.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I love that commercial.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect even the Culinary Academy could field a better team than the Raiders.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean the Gourmet Academy! The Iron Chefs would be awesome, I know Chen Kenichi could play on O-line at least!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mario Batali wouldn’t last long in those Crocs.

by Every6thDay on Jul 22, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are the FAKE IRON CHEFS! Morimoto is only the TRUE Iron Chef among that bunch of scrubs!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flay went to Japan and won.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

TELL ME THE SEASON, AND THE EPISODE

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scouting Report: Bobby Flay

Strengths:
Cool-sounding name

Weaknesses:
Everything else

by Every6thDay on Jul 22, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Wikipedia

Flay is an Iron Chef on the show Iron Chef America. In 2000, when the original Iron Chef show traveled to New York for a special battle, he challenged Iron Chef Masaharu Morimoto to battle rock crab. After the hour battle ended, Flay stood on top of his cutting board and raised his arms in premature victory. Not realizing that cutting boards and knives are sacred in Japan, he offended Morimoto who criticized his professionalism, saying that Flay was “not a chef”. Flay went on to lose the battle.22

Flay challenged Morimoto to a rematch in Morimoto’s native Japan. In this battle, at the end of the hour, Flay threw his cutting board on the floor and stood on the counter yet again to raise the roof with the audience. This time, Flay won.22 Though they share a heated past, Flay and Morimoto, who are both Iron Chefs on Iron Chef America, are now friends.23 They even teamed – and won – against fellow Iron Chefs Mario Batali and Hiroyuki Sakai in the Iron Chef America: Battle of the Masters “Tag Team” battle.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how the references point back to McC.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morimoto is the true iron chef

He was a replacement chef….Michiba, Kenichi, and Sakai!

by calbearjd on Jul 22, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but Michiba was simply old. But he was the only chef so ballzy to waste time on writing his menu!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have so much respect for that man.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scoreboard

Michiba win rate: 86.5%

Morimoto win rate: 69.6%

Not to mention Michiba’s WAR is off the charts

by calbearjd on Jul 22, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re talking kindergarten playground scuffle level!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, those scuffles can get pretty nasty. Nastier though is dealing with parental reactions afterwards.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flay = pretty boy

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 22, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially when you go to a private school

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t always watch football. But when I do I prefer the Kansas City Chiefs.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

My condolences

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by Yoyo on Jul 22, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants fan, Suns Fan, Chiefs fan…what time rape warp continuum bullshit were you thrown into?

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by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha I guess I'm random like that.

FWIW:

Team/Give a shit level:
Giants: 100%
Chiefs: 75%
Suns: 5%

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but those, like jhiat00, who root for the Chiefs, are incorrect when it comes to their rooting interest.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 22, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bummer, dude.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 22, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny thing is that Howie has the first comment ever on fearthefin, I think

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by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant offered him a Civic, but it just wasn’t enough.

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuz it was

not dropped and did not come with NOS.

by calbearjd on Jul 22, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then where has the money been coming from?

by Natto on Jul 22, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant’s been embezzling the Lunatic Fringe’s money via McC Premium.

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by Yoyo on Jul 22, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why the coup will happen soon. Watch out for it, guys.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! I already pay a whopping 99¢ a month for my kindle subscription don’t get greedy!!

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by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Amazon isn’t going to pay me for that, at least they can kick down a free .mp3 every month.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL rage

But I appreciate you mucho Grant!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 22, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

KNBR caller trade idea

Matt Cain for Ryan Howard

Rod Brooks is dumbfounded

by Section B, Row 1 on Jul 22, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

fittingly enough

Dave Cameron just posted his top 5 negative trade value players list and Howard came in at… #3!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

holy shit I didn’t realize just how huge the rest of A-Rod’s contract is. Jesus Christ.

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by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

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by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s signed for another seven years with a minimum of $174 million coming his way. In reality, it will be more than that, as he has $6 million bonuses to be paid out for hitting 660, 700, and 714 home runs, and another $6 million each if he ties and breaks the all-time HR record. If he stays relatively healthy and plays the full seven years, he could collect an additional $30 million on top of the already too-high salaries he’s due.

this even puts the Zito/Rowand contracts into perspective

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by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing Boras always brings up is how much money a guy like A-Rod will bring in through ticket sales, etc. I’m assuming that doesn’t get factored in?

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by calpolynate on Jul 22, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Yankees would sell out with or without A-Rod, so it seems fairly irrelevant in their case. They, of all teams, aren’t hurting for extra revenue.

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by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

but if they have dynamic ticket pricing and are able to charge a premium for the games leading up to the record, that could be a significant revenue boost.

by aug_21_2003 on Jul 22, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, ticket sales. But everything else – merchandising, tv ratings, etc.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 22, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

But again, they’re the Yankees. Their fans are going to watch and buy jerseys and caps, whether they have A-Rod or not.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 22, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they’ll buy more when A-rod’s on the team, breaking home run records.

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by calpolynate on Jul 22, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a ridiculous amount of money, but he’s still a ridiculously good player.

by Evan on Jul 22, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still, no team could afford to take that much on.

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by jponry on Jul 22, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s fucking disgusting

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 22, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Free Enterprise

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by hokysmksbw on Jul 22, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

another $6 million each if he ties and breaks the all-time HR record

This seems kind of redundant. Are the Yankees banking on his hitting exactly 762 home runs?

EFF YOU MCC LURKERS

by El Person on Jul 22, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's

6M for 660
6M for 700
6M for 714
6M for tying HR record
6M for beating it

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by zenbitz on Jul 22, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, which seems strange. They’re paying him $6 million for a home run, and then paying $6 million for the next one, too.

EFF YOU MCC LURKERS

by El Person on Jul 23, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only three years of Zito left! How time flies.

by Evan on Jul 22, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then how would Sabean do his weekly interviews?

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by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The next guy joked that we should shoot for Pujol..

I am officially on board the Matt Cain for Albert Pujols trade…

by calbearjd on Jul 22, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wake up bats.

Panda, Uribe and Ishikawa, Patience at the plate would be great, thanks.

Win this series!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 22, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

They have scored more runs in July than anybody else, no?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty amazing isn’t it? Especially considering how all of us continue to view the offense as weak and under-performing, even in July.

by opguy on Jul 22, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa actually has OK patience. Unfortunately, he also swings through a lot of pitches.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in favor of the Giants winning this series.

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Jul 22, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too!

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by Giantsfan4life on Jul 22, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s cool that Sean Burroughs has his own era. At least he was good for something.

by Evan on Jul 22, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He brought back Dewon Brazelton!

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by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure you just made up that name.

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by ResDog on Jul 22, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually didn't!

Proof

Just look at how bad he was

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by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lulz
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The Devil Rays opening day starter in 2005 is still on the mound, now pitching for the Kansas City T-Bones of the Northern League. Go Rays!

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 22, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool Name!

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 22, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terrible pitcher

In his best season he had 0.3 WAR. For his career he had a -4.1 WAR

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by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hottman, Moreheart, Handsome, Dickshot

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 22, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must win?

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Jul 22, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Na. 3 would be really nice though

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 22, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEEP AZ

SWEEP AZ

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 22, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I would enhjoy it if the Giants won

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by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn rogue H's

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by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still lol about max scherzer (sp) for edwin jackson.

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 22, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

NO HITTER!

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 22, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eight (8, VIII) Walks (BB's)

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 22, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did get Ian Kennedy back as well, who has been serviceable.

by nataku on Jul 22, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah. he's been decent

but even though scherzer got sent down, im pretty sure he is gonna be the better player between the two for along time.

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 22, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a good start yesterday. 7IP, 0R, 4H, 3BB, 5K. It was against Texas too.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

only thing i would be worried about is that his k/9 has been regressing while his walks went up. But he is a young kid and when he figures it out he’ll be a good one.

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 22, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pulling for him. I have always liked watching him pitch.

Sidenote: I pitched against hit teammate Jeff Bonine and got him to pop out in a men’s league game like 6 months ago.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Falklands war

Wow. I was a little kid back then, I used to watch this show every week in taiwan that breaks down the weapons and aircrafts used during the war. It was awesome seeing Mirage III in action, and debating its capabilities vs FRS1.

If memory serves, the Argentines worked the British in Air combat.

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Total FAIL

It’s the opposite, the UK lost not a single Harrier to air engagement. The Argentines did not carry enough fuel to dogfight, just make a bombing run then escape.

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by hokysmksbw on Jul 22, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're probably right

i mean, I was 6.

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

SNAP OUT OF IT 6 YEAR OLD JCT!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dumbest. War. Ever.

Basically Argentina sent in special forces to take out the 57 British marines there and impose Argentine control on the island. Spanish language signage was put up, and the locals were put under house arrest.

Then the British showed up, asked them to leave, they refused, and 650 dead Argentines later, the Falkanders were back under British control as they wanted to be in the first place.

Britain had controlled the Islands for centuries, and Argentina basically just went to war because they felt they had a right to the land (based on Geographic proximity I guess).

In the 60’s Britain had even tried, together with Argentina to persuade the Islanders to depend on Argentina. They wanted to stay Brits, as that is what their heritage (for the most part) was.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 22, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, Britain fought Germany in a naval battle during World War I there. Kind of strange.

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by Yoyo on Jul 22, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, the Germans were only there because the British were.

They wanted to attack the British whaling fleet.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 22, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like reading about Japanese subs near Madagascar in WWII. Understandable, but bizarre at the same time.

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by Yoyo on Jul 22, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m way too pop culture. ‘Japanese subs near Madagascar’ made me think of Subway and the movie Madagascar.

/shoots self

by Every6thDay on Jul 22, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had a friend who was moving away… he was going to drive cross country. As a going away present I got him a card… and some whatchacallit… gift cards.
Mr. Merope comes home from work and I tell him “I went to the store today and I got Matt a gas card.”
Mr. Merope says “Ooookay, that’s nice…but I saw that when I was at the dentist’s last week.”

I guess I needed to speak a little slower.

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by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

you get to watch movies at the dentist?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 22, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, the Japanese were only there because the British were there.

They wanted to attack British ships bringing rubber from Africa.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 22, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

They painted Japanese symbols on their planes and ships, then made squnity eyes with their fingers.

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by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they figured there was no way the Brits would take the trouble to liberate so small, unimportant and distant of an outpost.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GEORGIA

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grenada was never a territory of the US.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like the invasion!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that was the Viet Cong.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly,

the western hemisphere is “our territory.”

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 22, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If not him, who? If not now, when?

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No better place than here. No better time than now.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You gonna do what they told ya?

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm calling a Gerald Posey HR TONIGHT!

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 22, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going to broadcast the game?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

you sound like Amy G's twitter

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her most lame tweets are the “ownage” tweets. “In 2 plate appearances, Travis Ishikawa is batting .500 against [name of pitcher].”

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see that A's game on Tuesday

The 3rd baseman asked for infield fly. And the 3rd base ump gave it to him IN FOUL TERRITORY.

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey supports the dimensions of chase field

I like me some dingerz mmm

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

you're right

orange and black look much better on him

by DimaK on Jul 22, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is something bout that west coast orange that makes it superior

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by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That shirt is hilarious, but he looks completely different. It’s weird.

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by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks pudgier

Also looks different without the facial hair

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by Goofus on Jul 22, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I consider him to be relatively thin and kind of lanky, which doesn ot appear in that picture. And, the goatee does change his look quite a bit.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I remember reading that he was down like 15 pounds this season, which could account for that.

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by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Camp Huff?

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 22, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best shape of his career

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 22, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why . . .

he’s The Best Athlete on the Field®.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 22, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Which would explain why he's...

…the best athlete on the team!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably why he’s the best athlete on the field/team.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably why he’s the best athlete in the game.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 22, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

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by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys I think he might be the best athlete on the field and the team.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 22, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

In his only start against AZ this year, Matt Cain fired his best game of year, going distance while allowing 1 hit and 9 Ks in SF’s 5-0 win.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 22, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

does anyone else think its crazy the mlb list tweet volume for games

link

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 22, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm…that’s kinda cool

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone going to the game tonight?

I’ll be in section 109.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

109

hehe.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 22, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last month our electric bill was $109 … after the smelling salts took effect we laughed.

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by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure it wasn’t the average temperature?

"Row(and) will come out of this. You stay with your guys and he is one of our guys." - Bruce Bochy 05-31-10

"...and with Titanic's transverse bulkheads and watertight doors, it renders this vessel practically unsinkable." - "Shipbuilder" magazine, 1912

by Lyle on Jul 22, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’ll be next month.
We’re hoping to be out of here by next summer.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up there, with NO air conditioner. Of course, we were so busy dodging dinosaurs we didn’t notice the heat that much. :)

"Row(and) will come out of this. You stay with your guys and he is one of our guys." - Bruce Bochy 05-31-10

"...and with Titanic's transverse bulkheads and watertight doors, it renders this vessel practically unsinkable." - "Shipbuilder" magazine, 1912

by Lyle on Jul 22, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Advice………………..what?

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Still

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, my favorite

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Mark is pitching tonight

rumor has it he was overheard giving advice to Zito last night. “You should really think about changing your name to Bobby”

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 22, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Haven't you heard?
but that doesn’t really feel so comforting now that we’re getting drubbed by this collection of punchless goofballs.

That collection of goofballs is currently #3 in the NL in OPS+ plus ERA+.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 22, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Double Plus®!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 22, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cards

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

@#%$! dave duncan

if there’s anyone I hope gets caught cheating, it’s him. well, and larussa, but same difference

by wcw on Jul 22, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are, Number Two ...

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 22, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn't that be . . .

. . . “You are, Number Six”? (Wherein the comma is crucial.)

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by owlcroft on Jul 22, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, just tried to edit, but failed

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 22, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM NOT A NUMBER

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

We want INFORMATION

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 22, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1 for Dr Data and number 1 reference

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish they would spread the run scoring more evenly than having instances of high scoring games though.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it Colorado

Suck it San Diego

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Reds

Wild Card!

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 22, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL METS

Without the sunday new york special they haven’t won since the ASB.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 22, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT AZ

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 22, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Not bad...

It’s no BEAT LA but it’ll do.

by calbearjd on Jul 22, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, it’s all we have at the moment

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 22, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

poor frandsen

Angels just acquired a third baseman

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 22, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
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by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lineup

Torres lf, F Sanchez 2b, Huff 1b, Posey c, Sandoval 3b, Uribe ss, Schierholtz rf, Rowand cf, Cain p

Wilber Bucardo: Missing?

by gianator on Jul 22, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Why can’t Bochy just leave Buster batting #3? It’s the obvious spot for him. Sheesh. It’s even obvious for an old-timer.

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"...and with Titanic's transverse bulkheads and watertight doors, it renders this vessel practically unsinkable." - "Shipbuilder" magazine, 1912

by Lyle on Jul 22, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe, maybe not.

Optimal lineup, as developed by Tango et al in The Book, says not.

(Best three in #1, #2, #4, arranged as logic/OBP suggests; next-best two in #3 and #5, again by logic; and rest in descending order, except pitcher #8 actually helps microscopically.)

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 22, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLineup

Torres LF
Sanchez 2B
Huff 1B
Posey C
Sandoval 3B
Uribe SS
Schierholtz RF
Rowand CF
Cain P

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This is easier to read

So Ishi struggles one game and he is out. Anyone surprised? Bochy hasn’t started Velez yet, surprised about that one.

Wilber Bucardo: Missing?

by gianator on Jul 22, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Nate plays because he had a good game. Go figure.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you guys really bitching

because we have Rowand & Churros instead of Ishikawa? TRAVIS Ishikawa?

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Jul 22, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot about that nickname. I love it. Reminds me of my boyfriend “Chorizo.”

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a joke about sausage here somewhere.

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goofus will find it.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 22, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s a joke about something or other in there

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 22, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there magic in there?

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

the magic inside is the joke

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spicy, delicious magic.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

石川隆

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

gamer with the puzzles again…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 22, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s NOT what I ordered!

"Row(and) will come out of this. You stay with your guys and he is one of our guys." - Bruce Bochy 05-31-10

"...and with Titanic's transverse bulkheads and watertight doors, it renders this vessel practically unsinkable." - "Shipbuilder" magazine, 1912

by Lyle on Jul 22, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAHTS RASIS!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 22, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres lf
F Sanchez 2b
Huff 1b
Posey c
Sandoval 3b
Uribe ss
Schierholtz rf
Rowand cf
Cain p

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Too slow, Chop! ;-)

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, but so was I. :(

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re both slow. :(

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waits for it

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 22, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres lf
F Sanchez 2b
Huff 1b
Posey c
Sandoval 3b
Uribe ss
Schierholtz rf
Rowand cf
Cain p

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, has anyone seen the lineup yet?

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully trading Alberto Callaspo was the start of many a trade for the Royals

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeJ had a wrist injury today ...

… fielding Jeter’s inside-the-park HR.
Had to leave the game.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 22, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kept hoping one of these lineups wouldn’t have Rowand in it.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Jul 22, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here ya go

Torres lf
F Sanchez 2b
Huff 1b
Posey c
Sandoval 3b
Uribe ss
Schierholtz rf
Rowand cf
Cain p

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So why is Cain batting ninth?

I’m outraged!

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by Giantsfan4life on Jul 22, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scooped!

Wilber Bucardo: Missing?

by gianator on Jul 22, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/doesnt mind this

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 22, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is probably the best DEFENSIVE lineup we've fielded all year.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely

that OF has quite the range

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 22, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one with the least range and worst arm is playing CF

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The San Francisco Giants: Minimizing potential for 52 years.

by younghutch on Jul 22, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

It’s not the best it could be, but it is a damn good defensive OF.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bold statement

Aaron Rowand, even now, is probably a better hitter than Travis Ishikawa.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

you're right about the bold statement

not so sure about the other part

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 22, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a bold statement.

This isn’t a bold statement.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 22, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you noticed that Rowand has trouble with the same pitch that Schierholtz does? The curve or slider that breaks away from Rowand, and in toward Nate, gets ’em every time. Sad.

"Row(and) will come out of this. You stay with your guys and he is one of our guys." - Bruce Bochy 05-31-10

"...and with Titanic's transverse bulkheads and watertight doors, it renders this vessel practically unsinkable." - "Shipbuilder" magazine, 1912

by Lyle on Jul 22, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

most everyone on the planet has trouble with that pitch

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 22, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Dutton of the Kansas City Star is reporting (via Twitter) that infielder Alberto Callaspo has been dealt from the Royals to the Angels in exchange for right-hander Sean O’Sullivan and minor league left-hander Will Smith.
AVG OBP SLG wOBA
.275 .308 .410 .312

His defense at 2B is pretty atrocious, but at 3B is decent (SSS). That much of an upgrade?

Wilber Bucardo: Missing?

by gianator on Jul 22, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

lol, Frandsen.

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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 22, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently the Angels don't either

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can’t decide if you should run or slide

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 22, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angels Fans like Frandsen!
I hope to hell Frandsen sticks around and is not fodder for the next move for pitching. Otherwise I will be enraged at Reagins for making this move.

I hate the Texas Rangers
by 44FAN on Jul 22, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bienvenido ah Miami Anaheim

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Smith, no kidding!

Isn’t he, like, giving away body parts these days?

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by Giantsfan4life on Jul 22, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooo

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s moving to his Auntie and Uncle in Kansas City.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What in the world have The The Angels Angels been doing with this kid's development path?

http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=smith-058wil

Does that look like someone who should be getting slapped around in Salt Lake City? I have no idea if he’s even a legit prospect or not because there’s no way to derive any meaning from them.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHOWCASE!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jul 22, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was in the top 20 prospects 2 years ago

I could be wrong though

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

showcase

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I saw him play in Orem

Orem Owlz baseball: it’s a hoot.

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by Giantsfan4life on Jul 22, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, without the Fresh Prince he’s nothing.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is the fresh prince! You mean DJ Jazzy Jeff?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to say that I meant all of his success as an actual person is based on his rapper persona, but in fact I was just tragically wrong…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Wood should start hitting aaaaaaany day now.

by Evan on Jul 22, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its a 4 game series inside!

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like to see the DBags moved to the Junior Circuit

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mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 22, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

 Gotta be the D’backs in the AL. When we finally get 32 teams, with 4 divisions of 4 teams in each league, then the 8 teams in the West need to be divided evenly. Making the ALWest go to Seattle would be balanced by making the NLWest go to Denver. Having both Phoenix and Seattle wouldn’t be fair, travelwise.

"Row(and) will come out of this. You stay with your guys and he is one of our guys." - Bruce Bochy 05-31-10

"...and with Titanic's transverse bulkheads and watertight doors, it renders this vessel practically unsinkable." - "Shipbuilder" magazine, 1912

by Lyle on Jul 22, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many miles, travelwise. KC is even further away from, say, Anaheim. KC, StL, Dallas, & Houston might need to be in one division, but that’s arrangeable(sp?).

"Row(and) will come out of this. You stay with your guys and he is one of our guys." - Bruce Bochy 05-31-10

"...and with Titanic's transverse bulkheads and watertight doors, it renders this vessel practically unsinkable." - "Shipbuilder" magazine, 1912

by Lyle on Jul 22, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t feel like KC, the Rangers & Astros are sacrosanct… collapsing them into the NL Central would be the only way.

by Every6thDay on Jul 22, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rodrigo Lopez is beyond atrocious. He was leaving hangers up all day against the Padres in his last start. If the Giants don’t put 8 runs up on him, I’ll be shocked used to it.

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Here's me when the Dbacks are about to finish their 2 game series "sweep" in May

Photobucket

The garlic fries were good but I paid the price later.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

pffft

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 22, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that was the sound. And then a really bad smell afterward.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scottsdale Scorpions. It’s the Giants’ AZFL team.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jihad!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 22, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn you!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

would it be inappropriate to say that this is a flattering picture of you

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could say that again

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry this was an essay on my love life

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

all im seeing are blanks (pun intended)

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey I was sad ok??!! A little drunk too. But mostly sad!!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i actually wasn’t kidding… in a Charlie’s/Roscoe’s kinda way (oops)

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get that reference. But while I google it I’ll assume it’s gonna come up a Brad Pit movie.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok GIS of “charlie’s rosco” is not helpful.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve decided to change the subject for my own sake

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I interject here? I’m not totally sure what mlb22 is trying to say, but I think it’s complimentary.

jhiat00, you’re an attractive dude. Okay? Geez.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats exactly what i was politely saying. and the random names i threw out are drinking establishments in the greater phoenix area. The End.

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

A non-ironic compliment? On the Internet????

by Every6thDay on Jul 22, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never been to or heard about those places. However, I prefer dive bars.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

one is very much a dive bar. You can even wear a shirt that says Giants Are Your Bay Area Rooting (interest)

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I’ve seen a few of those around where I live. Apparently I live in a “gay” part of town.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

7th (st? the western one of the two) and camelback area

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

7th St. and Camelback.

Streets are East and Avenues are West.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok, 7th AVE and camelback is the area I was referring to hehe

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I thought it said 'not a flattering picture of you.'

Well in that case HAI LADIES!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

jhiat00 (posed) vs. howie (candid) pic face-off!

by Every6thDay on Jul 22, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I smell a meme.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

cannot locate candid photos of howie… I know they exist, but I can only justify reading the comments as a distraction from work. Searching for images of him does not fall under those justifications. Not ever.

by Every6thDay on Jul 22, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re on the one yard line but you haven’t crossed the goal line, bud

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who you callin’ bud, friend?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that explains all the confusion!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still coming to terms with mlb22 being a lady. I mean, it’s the 21st century, mlb22 can be a guy, too. Basically, without a face or sound of the voice, I’m easily confused about gender over the internet.

by Every6thDay on Jul 22, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i spell it out fairly well in an acronym just above

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, I did not catch that on first read through.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank god, i was beginning to wonder if first pitch was gonna come before scooby and velma figured it out :)

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got distracted by slash fic, missed it.

by Every6thDay on Jul 22, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those meddling kids!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

My plan would have worked if it weren’t for them!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha yeah I guess we all assumed incorrectly.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either way, hottie, you’ve been complimented!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/takes screen shot

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you know what picture to use for that internet dating site you’ve been meaning to check out.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you two should go on a date at Roscoe’s in Phoenix, and i’ll sit in the corner and watch the ballgame to round out the irony.

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, I don’t think Mrs. jhiat00 would be excited about that.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on...

this is the 21st century!

by calbearjd on Jul 22, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to step away from this conversation now.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry about that. Sorry. My bad. Sorry.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe in 2021.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG, I had to look it up on my phone and OMG! Grant!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It ties in to a comment on this thread! I didn’t know about it until then! Don’t judge me!

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m the gay guy and yet i didn’t say the crudest thing. i love it.

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

We assume complete deviance on your part by definition, though. It’s implied.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’ve invented things people can’t even google yet

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/e-mails Andrew Sullivan

by Every6thDay on Jul 22, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I looked it up on my phone because, judging from the comments in this thread, it was NSFW.

(I will admit, it was funny.)

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/judges Grant

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

/judged

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Jul 22, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

so that’s what you get with the McCovey Chronicles insider package…

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 22, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

package insider? i hardly know her

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That shows

you actually get insider package, not the other way around.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 22, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

its been years since ive gotten insider package

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

officially at a loss for words, and that’s probably a good thing

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

and i’ve been facepalmed… either way a win win for everyone!

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is mlb22 a lady? I guess that makes sense. The default assumption around here is dude, unless someone’s name is gender specific like GiantsBabe. I make that assumption, too, even though I’m a lady. Or woman, anyway.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude posts like a lady?

"Row(and) will come out of this. You stay with your guys and he is one of our guys." - Bruce Bochy 05-31-10

"...and with Titanic's transverse bulkheads and watertight doors, it renders this vessel practically unsinkable." - "Shipbuilder" magazine, 1912

by Lyle on Jul 22, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant blogs in an elevator

Writing it up as he’s going dowwwwwn.

by Every6thDay on Jul 22, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m relieved that mlb22 is still a guy… I had pictured Paulo Costanzo from Road Trip this whole time and didn’t want to have to change my mental image to Paula Abdul.

by Every6thDay on Jul 22, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was hilarious, well done. great movie btw. im relieved im still a guy too after this experience

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

GiantBabe is a lady?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 22, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gender . . .

. . . is something nouns and pronouns have. Living beings have two sexes (minimum).

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 22, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the Internet...

aren’t we all just nouns and pronouns?

by Every6thDay on Jul 22, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m an adverb.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I’m noun, but I don’t have to like it.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll settle for any sex at the moment

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 22, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to say something similar, but decided not to.

But, I guess I just did.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

would it be inappropriate to say that this is a flattering picture of you

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if you say it twice

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 22, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

weird….when I posted this, mlb22 had the same message there twice, but now it shows just once.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 22, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can put garlic fries on layaway?!?

Awesome! Yet sad, I knew they were expensive, but still…

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 22, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that price. Although they were expensive.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Arizona baseball squadron being right up front about being a collection of douchebags.

by Every6thDay on Jul 22, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

burn

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 22, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's more likely?

D-Backs’ bullpen pitches a clean inning or Matt Cain throws a 27-hit shutout?

Only if the Giants traded for Brett Cecil...

by Ken O'Brien on Jul 22, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Tossup

EFF YOU MCC LURKERS

by El Person on Jul 22, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAI GUYZ I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER. NOT A RUMOR, JUST AN IDEA

To MIL:

Madison Bumgarner, Thomas Neal, Travis Ishikawa, Francisco Peguero

To ARI:

Jonathan Sanchez, Brandon Belt, John Bowker

To SFG:

Prince Fielder, Dan Haren

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

/clears calendar in October

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

garlic fries to cost $21 now

by mlb22 on Jul 22, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

each

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez does love him some garlic fries.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jul 22, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE SMELLS!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 22, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Team fails to make playoffs.

"Row(and) will come out of this. You stay with your guys and he is one of our guys." - Bruce Bochy 05-31-10

"...and with Titanic's transverse bulkheads and watertight doors, it renders this vessel practically unsinkable." - "Shipbuilder" magazine, 1912

by Lyle on Jul 22, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 22, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Tintin references always welcome

Overall entertaining comic…with a slight hint of racism

by calbearjd on Jul 22, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Herge got better about it through the years.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw

Tintin in Soviet Russia or whatever… not racist but certainly McCarthy-esque in it’s anti-commie propaganda value.

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Jul 22, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh...try

the Blue Lotus

Tintin in America

Tintin in the Congo

BTW: Spielberg is doing a Tintin film?

by calbearjd on Jul 22, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I am not denying the racism... but hey, it was the 30s

THIS however was facinating:

The most serious instance of anti-Semitism, however, featured in The Shooting Star (1941), which appeared during the German occupation. In a scene that appeared in Le Soir on 11 November 1941, two evil-looking Jewish men, Isaac and Salomon, watch Philippulus the Prophet inform Tintin that the end of the world is nigh. One of them, speaking in very twisted French, looks forward to this as it means that he will not be obliged to pay off his creditors.3 In addition, the sponsor of the rival expedition sent to find the meteorite is called Blumenstein, is given the appearance of a stereotypical Jewish businessman and uses underhand and potentially lethal methods to delay Tintin’s ship. His bank is located in New York and his crew attempts to plant the American flag on the meteorite.

Take note: This is NOT in the version of The Shooting Star that I read in the 80s, and now my son has!

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Jul 22, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny how the Chinese are portrayed realistically in The Blue Lotus but the Japanese are caricatured. Easier to tell between the good and bad Asians! Also, I fear that the Tintin film will suck. It’s going to be mocap, so it’s already iffy.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXCEPT

Herge was a nazi collaborator, so that would be backwards!

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Jul 22, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

aren’t all asians the same? at least that’s how I took it reading about Jeremy Lin today. He’s “Asian American,” apparently, even though his parents came from Taiwan.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 22, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but he was raised in America, so there.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve never heard of that term before?

by Natto on Jul 23, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

AXIS Collaborators FTW!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 22, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

to NYY: Babe Ruth

tradesterbation at its finest

by wcw on Jul 22, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

to BOS:

No No Nanette

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 22, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WOULDN’T GO SEE THAT PIECE OF CRAP

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 22, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally

I wouldn’t have paid to see Babe Ruth either

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 22, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he did it with beer, hot dogs and hookers!

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 22, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he did it on beer and hot dogs, the kinky scamp.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 22, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the Depression goddammit

And those ballplayers still made thousands of dollars a year

Babe Ruth spent his on the proverbial hookers ’n blow

Times were rough, get off my lawn!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 22, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure he had hot dogs and beer spiked with blow.

I heard he once shot an elephant with Teddy Roosevelt and did blow on the carcass

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 22, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has to be the plot for Night At The Museum 3

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 22, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.

How he got into my pajamas, I’ll never know.

(Groucho Marx, Animal Crackers)

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 22, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/the most ineresting man in the world

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 22, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first 15 years of Ruth’s career were pre-depression. His trade to NY ushered in the roaring ’20s

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

WUT?

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 22, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting

Haren > Sanchez and Bum but both?

Fielder > Ish, Bowker

Belt, Neal, and Peguero…throw in…

by calbearjd on Jul 22, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

bodies everywhere

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 22, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which part of the Eiffel Tower is the Giants, exactly? (links to Urban Dictionary).

by Every6thDay on Jul 22, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm glad you didn't click the link

or did you?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 22, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am aware of both defintions of Le Eifel Torre

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 22, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

JENNA HAZE!!!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 22, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to do this

But instead of high fiving, GO TEAM VENTURE!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 22, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

ridonkulous

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 22, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any cash involved?

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 22, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/brainsplode

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 23, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell is a “Chinese Immersion Lego Teacher” ?
Weird jobs are weird.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 22, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Apparently New Politics are gonna play a free show in San Jose tonight (IDK where)

Here’s their hit song Yeah Yeah Yeah

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

loud white folk

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 22, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIS result for "loud white folk"

Someone shoop Zito onto this guy nao

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 22, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

granted

Photobucket

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 22, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

goddommot fronk

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 22, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonna leave work early to try and catch some BP. Suck it Miguel Montero! (doesn’t have the same ring).

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT, BAUTISTA HATERS

it could be worse!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 22, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Just saw the reference to the Taiping Rebellion

Nice…very nice…Yellow headbands for everyone…

by calbearjd on Jul 22, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I like being spoiled

I also don’t terribly mind Denny bautista. He’s fun and scary, like a poorly maintained roller coaster. I mean, he’s not GOOD or anything. Even on good pitching staffs the back of the pen isn’t good. I do appreciate that the back of our pen is filled with crappy pitchers with upside.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 22, 2010 4:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Ooooh....

Sabes is on KNBR now?
yup

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

NEVER. THE ARCHIVE WILL BE SCRUBBED BY DUDES IN BLACK SUITS AND MIRRORED GLASSES.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

deal with it

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 22, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that was a snooze fest.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh way to go Ralph, make fun of Saltalamacchia

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yips yips

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 22, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

pfffft the only thing Ralph knows how to throw is a hissy fit.

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by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

former future Giant DeJesus just went down in a heap on the warning track. looks like a hurt wrist. oh, jeter inside the parker.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

being removed from the game.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the corpse of Rick Ankiel goes in to center. Wow

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by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ankiel was activated?!

by bipolarbear on Jul 22, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Along with his Bengie-esque .280 OBP over the last two years.

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by cornball on Jul 22, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/trades for him

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by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve read this book before

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh noes

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by Gobroks on Jul 22, 2010 5:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

/rambles on about nothing, giving no serious answers

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by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

A left handed hitter and bullpen help are the possible trade targets.
He said he doesn’t want to trade [high level] pitching, since they can’t replace it.

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by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shocking!

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by CB30 on Jul 22, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I’m not FOX… I don’t make the news I just report it.

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by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/avoiding due diligence

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 22, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

duh, I said that like 5 minutes ago…sheeeeesh…

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by Merope on Jul 22, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to eat

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 22, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taiwanese national team vs. SFG?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 22, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

They have some decent players

I am too lazy to profile them though.

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going to Chase Field now. Hope I don’t spontaneously disrobe on camera.

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by cheno on Jul 22, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope you do.

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by goGSW24 on Jul 22, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you do, but don’t run onto the field, I will be severely disappointed.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL John Smoltz doing the all body parts team on MLB network broadcast

Best one is Tony Armas (Toe Knee Arm Ass). lol.

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Burroughs era Padres

Were managed by Bruce Bochy! The way he handled the young players, not only set their development back but drove some of them in to the ground. Especially Nady, he’s had some very productive years when healthy, but Bochy yo-yo’d him in and out of the lineup every time he had an 0’fer, sound familiar. Your fears are real.

"He made a decent attempt to put the tag on him. That's what it looked to me, and that's why I called him out."-Phil's Cuzzi

by Giant Torture on Jul 22, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I could see Bowker being the next Nady

by bipolarbear on Jul 22, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too...

But hopefully he stays healthier, and I could also see Sabean trading Bowker to the Cubs for X.

"He made a decent attempt to put the tag on him. That's what it looked to me, and that's why I called him out."-Phil's Cuzzi

by Giant Torture on Jul 22, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

X?

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by joe579 on Jul 22, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

X Nady.

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by Giant Torture on Jul 22, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a Nady, woah woah woah, he’s a Nady

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 22, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT THEY CARE ABOUT THE KIDS FEELINGS
BRONCO – Taiwan defeated the Philippines 30-0 (in 5 innings) to set up a showdown against South Korea tomorrow.

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by jctGamer on Jul 22, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

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