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The Curious Case of Travis Ishikawa

I don’t want to be the guy at the rave who tells everyone around him that they’re all going to have flipper-babies because of the pills they’re popping. I really don’t want to be the dreary buzzkill. But Travis Ishikawa isn’t this good.

Pause for dramatic effect.

Oh, you knew all that. He could still be a useful player, of course. I’m not advocating that the Giants should release him while he’s hitting .342. I’m just not sure how much the Giants should go out of their way to get him at-bats. He’s hitting .342/.395/.507 right now, which is just swell, but it’s also completely unsustainable. His .397 BABIP isn’t going to last, and, really, we’re talking about 81 at-bats. A lot can happen in 81 at-bats.

I could see Ishikawa turning into a player who could hit .280/.350/.450 with nice defense – FanGraphs brought up a J.T. Snow comparison, which would work on a couple of levels. Snow didn’t get his career going until he was in his mid-20s, and his minor league stats weren’t all that great, especially for the Pacific Coast League. Snow turned into a pretty valuable player for a while. It was pretty unexpected, but it wasn’t Andres Torres-freaky. Ishikawa has a chance to follow the same path.

Things I’m sure of:

Star-divide

  • Ishikawa isn’t a .342 hitter.

After that, I’m lonely and confused. I could see him repeating his pretty lousy .261/.329/.387 from 2009 for a few years. I could see him reaching that Snow peak. I have no idea which one is more likely, and I can’t muster enough know-it-all blogger nerd rage to form a coherent opinion as to what the Giants should do. Should the Giants keep riding the hot hand, and start Ishikawa a few times a week, hoping that Ishikawa has turned a corner in his major league development? Yes. Should the Giants assume that Ishikawa’s resurgence is a sample-size fluke, and continue to use him mostly for pinch-hitting and defensive-replacement duties? Yes.

So I’m glad to report that my position is that I don’t have a position, and that I reserve the right to complain about whatever decision the Giants make because I’m too much of a weenie to commit. Most of us here have no problem giving the Giants management team a lot of guff – oodles of guff, even – for flubbing the easy decisions. On this one, though, I don’t envy them. They’re most likely going to ride Ishikawa until he has a significant slump, similar to what happened with Nate Schierholtz early in the season. If Ishikawa is able to avoid a complete dirigible accident of a performance in the second half, the Giants will have to wonder if he could be a cheap, cost-effective option for 2011. And I don’t envy that decision.

Here’s hoping that Ishikawa really did turn a developmental corner, and here’s hoping the Giants will make the right decision however it turns out. Also, the pills probably won’t cause flipper babies. Long, leathery proboscises jutting out from foreheads? Maybe. But that's the risk you take. And I'm not really a doctor. This is all non-binding advice. Live your life however you want to live it, man.

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If Ishi keeps hitting

We won’t see Belt this year =(

by TBRMKane on Jul 20, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Not gonna see Belt anyway

He had an 0fer last night, he’s finished as a prospect.

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Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 20, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE FINISHED

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 20, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And this from Cody Ransom? Har har.

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by Lyle on Jul 20, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what everyone was saying about MadBum and Posey this Spring

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really

most people wanted posey starting IIRC. I agree on Madbum though

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I have not gone back to look. I recall most of us were rather unhappy about the Bengie signing, but IIRC, the majority opinion (back in the Spring) was that they should go out and get a Yorvit-like catcher.

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that had more to do with making sure we get another year of him than with his readiness.

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by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much does the arb-clock factor into the Belt discussion?

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

looking back on the Buster chatter, it seems like the Arb clock issues were predominant with him

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me it plays a prominent role

I mean I think it would be a waste of money to call him up now and start his arb clock. I mean if we really need a PH recall Guzman or someone like that.

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the ability to get a decent sample of observing him catch.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s only one Yorvit.

by Evan on Jul 20, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt was drafted just last year. Still a bit early to talk about bringing him up. Also I wanted Posey to be the starting catcher at the beginning of the year.

by Natto on Jul 20, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not saying you are wrong about Belt. I am just saying that it was my recollection that the majority of folks around here wanted Buster to start in AAA (and definitely MadBum).

Here is one snapshot: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/3/26/1391663/sounds-like-buster-will-be-in

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was after Bengie was signed. at that point, there was no point in keeping Buster in the majors.

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by jponry on Jul 20, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are too damn smart. I just realized that. But I also want to go back to Jan/Feb discussions to see what the prevailing opinion was pre-Bengie

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I think a lot of people were in favor of signing a Gregg Zaun type so we could keep Buster’s arb clock down.

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by jponry on Jul 20, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

As well

Most of us wanted to sign Gregg Zaun because of his website.

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Rush song still on endless loop?

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by bgunn on Jul 20, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

that’s dangerously close to being as self-indulgent as arod.com

by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 20, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

The front page has a picture of him and says ‘World Champion’ I didn’t know he won the WS by himself.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did you not know that?

by jonesin25 on Jul 20, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't stand A-Rod

He’s like an overgrown child. And don’t try to tell me that if he was a Giant, I’d like him. I wouldn’t. He’d be just as disgusting

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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 20, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice wobsite, dude.

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by cornball on Jul 20, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And give him a few months working with Steve Decker.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were extremely pro-Zaun, if I remember correctly.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gregg Zaun is over 30 and still awesome
Josh Bard is over 30 and not awesome anymore

THAT’S HOW IT WORKS.

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by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I didn’t know that Zaun was going to break

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by jponry on Jul 20, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s no longer bringing his z-game?

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by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know that he broke.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh

I thought he was out for the year, but maybe not.

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by jponry on Jul 20, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait, I'm right

http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playerpages/player_main.aspx?sport=mlb&id=2091

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by jponry on Jul 20, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

But that had nothing to with my comment, it wasn’t meant to be criticism.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

And for the record

Zaun was doing well before the injury.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was right.

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by jponry on Jul 20, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still wish we’d signed him.

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by jponry on Jul 20, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would it have gotten Buster up sooner?

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

good ?

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know when Zaun broke down

But it seems to me like the 1.5 month rental of Zaun + 3 million dollars + an extra month of Buster may have been better than the whole Bengie debacle

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I was for it too, but he had a team option.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

One reason I liked Zaun is that he hits lefty, so he’d make a good complement to Buster.

by Evan on Jul 20, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t think it was, I just thought I was confusing Zaun with someone else so I looked it up and posted the link mostly for my own benefit than yours.

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by jponry on Jul 20, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

…to the edge
And he’s about to break.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, but MadBum did start in AAA. Do you think it was a wrong decision?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No- his performance in ST made that inevitable

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did

..and while I am not complaining about current successes, I think the long-term safe play would have been to give both of them a full year in the PCL.

by wcw on Jul 20, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure- but without them, we would still have Bengie and his .120 OBP and probably Joey as the 5th starter and we would be10 games out.

To me, the bottom line is,

1) Does Belt improve the team?
2) Does calling him up jeapordize his development?

Call me crazy or irresponsible, but I just do not care about arb-clock fantasies

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's not a "fantasy"

it directly relates to how much they’ll have to pay to keep him, and how soon. But the Giants aren’t exactly a small market team, so I have a hard time buying into “LETS NOT START HIS CLOCK ONE YEAR EARLY” too. They can afford it if he’ll help the team WIN NOW

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew that would attract some attention.

I say fantasy because:

1) A September call up will not dramatically affect his arb clock unless
 a) He is called up to the Majors sometime next Spring (like Posey)
2) For him to reach super2 status at all is a high class problem
3) This year is as likely to be our best shot at winning as we might see for some time.
4) When discussing arb clock issues, the potential gain far outweighs the potential cost.

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I agree

I was just saying that it IS a legitimate concern in some cases. But I agree that right now really isn’t one

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree- My problem is that generally (not the rule) organizations are too conservative in player development. If you look at this season, there has been a real change with Heyward, Storen, Strasburg, Posey, MadBum and probably many others getting the call very early. I think they are all 23 or younger. What is clear is that the Giants have gotten production from similarly aged prospects of late and when you regress Ishi, the idea of calling up Belt does not seem completely absurd to me.

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think it might be a little too early development-wise for Belt

but I wouldn’t kick and scream about it. I thought that about madbum and he’s been awesome

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, but I also am convinced that I have no idea what is the right time development wise. Seems like he will show us whether he is ready. If he is not, he goes back down.

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol 80 abs then demotion

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I am a fan of WIN LOTS. WIN NOW is a recipe for disappointment today and putrid teams tomorrow. Leaving aside Posey and Bumgarner (I think they should be up and down, respectively), what about Belt?

To maximize long-term success, give Belt another half year of AA, minimum. If he continues with the .400+ wOBAs, promote him to AAA. Give him that half-year and the next half year. If he’s still at .400+, bring him up. Otherwise, let him develop.

by wcw on Jul 20, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

so the criteria is that he has to be pretty much the best hitter in his league to get the call?

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?

Belt was not expected to hit like this. He supposedly completely revamped his swing to generate power. You want to be extra patient. This is not letting someone good rot in triple-A. This is asking for one full season at each level for a revamped swing by a tall player.

by wcw on Jul 20, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don't think the baseline for a callup needs to be a 400+ wOBA

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s the harm in an extra half-year if his bat is not screaming that it can help you now?

by wcw on Jul 20, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you know it couldn't?

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

His bat may not be screaming, but it sure is talking very loudly

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely using its outside voice.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 20, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That was good for a RL LOL

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

His MLE for his minor-league career is .276/.343/.442. Huffshikawa are better right now.

by wcw on Jul 20, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff and Ishi are not the comps. It is really Ishi and Rent or Ishi and Burrell.

Also, FWIW, Panda’s career MLE was: 0.228/0.253/0.334
and Buster’s was:
0.261/0.329/0.400

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of Panda’s career sucked.

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by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

too fat

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt plays 1B. How is he going to take PAs from Renteria?

In re callup MLE, this year is Belt’s career. Posey’s callup-year MLE is .294/.370/.433 . Posey plays C, not 1B. Posey was drafted #5, not in the fifth round. Posey has not changed his swing in the last twelve months. If your bar is ‘call him up when he’s as good as Posey,’ I concur. But see above — I think Posey should be up, despite short seasoning.

Sandoval’s callup-year MLE was .278/.308/.442, and I thought his callup was too aggressive. Would he have hit better and conditioned himself better with a full season at AA and AAA? Dunno. But maybe.

by wcw on Jul 20, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff and Ishi are not platooning. 1B is Ishi, Huff, Panda, Posey. When Huff plays 1B, usually means Burrell is playing OF. When Panda plays; Uribe is a 3B and Rent at SS; when Posey plays, Whitey is at C, etc…

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

current stats

Edgar Renteria wOBA: .328
Juan Uribe wOBA: .326

Not exactly a huge gap – even if you factor in predicted performace Uribe only has a tiny edge going forward… and probably no edge factoring in defense.

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by zenbitz on Jul 20, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here

No need to get Belt’s arb clock started already

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 20, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am totally okay with that.

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by cornball on Jul 20, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What you talking about Grant?

His name should be Travilou Ishigehrikawag!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 20, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Sell high

See if we get any takers.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I would be in this line. See if Houston would bite. They’re hella dumb. Hella dumb.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 20, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And what would we get for him?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 20, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might be a throw in

Who would prevent us from having to give up a prospect.

I don’t see Ishi as being the centerpiece of any deal.

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by GiantPain on Jul 20, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan Castro. We will need a good hitting catcher after Posey takes over 1st.

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by say hey nation on Jul 20, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean Jason Castro

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by say hey nation on Jul 20, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arr joo certain?

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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

jes.

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by bgunn on Jul 20, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullpen help?

I’d love another good arm in the pen.

Errr…nevermind. Just looked at their pitching staff—outside of Oswalt that is one of the worst staffs I’ve ever seen, and especially the bullpen.

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by Cody_ransom on Jul 20, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

What about that guy that does that cool showing the ball thing to the opposing dugout?

He sucks and I think is injured, but I see a lot of future GIF potential there.

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

he actually doesn't suck that bad

but his motion is gonna end his career pretty soon

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

KC for dejesus

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather try to screw Royals. I fear that Moore will be fired soon, and we’ll be kicking ourselves for never getting anything from him.

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by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa doesn’t seem like the right sort of bait for that trap.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 20, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know what Moore is looking for. You’d think he’d be looking for young players, but he signed a bunch of old guys this year, and refuses to trade any of his veterans, so who knows.

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by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

YUNIESKY IS THE GREATEST SS EVER

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Traded for the Royals #3 prospect (at the time)

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John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, KC has what is considered one of the strongest up and coming farm systems in the league, and the old guys are just there to keep positions warm until the young guys are ready. I’d be worried about trading with the Royals now because DeJesus and Soria will cost way too much to obtain, while guys like Podsednik are sitting out there just waiting for someone desperate like Sabean to come along.

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by crazedcrustacean on Jul 20, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would Sabean be desperate? Motivated maybe…

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad ex-Braves and Mariners

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by oldjacket on Jul 20, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think a Bowker for Gordon swap might work?

Or can neither of us have nice things?

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be cool.

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by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Bowker

but I’d be down with that deal

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just remind Ed Wade of that 1 handed HR Ishi hit in the 1st series this year

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m all for it. Now if the Giants could just find some takers…

Buster. Posey.

by deuce deuce on Jul 20, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pittsburgh

El Person!!!

by El Person on Jul 20, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

not any more

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISHI FOR MCCUTCHEN!

They would totally do that, and we DEFINITELY need another outfielder…

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by breadfan7 on Jul 20, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISHI FOR A MORNEAU TYPE HITTER

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by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISHI FOR ISHI!

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by Lyle on Jul 20, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL KNBR CALLER LOGIC

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all seriousness, I wouldn't mind having McCutchen on our team....

…the dude is FAST, and hits fairly well. But if we signed him anytime before getting rid of Rowand, I’d go ballistic. Unless we were honestly going to just bench Scott.

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by breadfan7 on Jul 20, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the logic of wanting McCutcheon is what’s being lampooned here, it’s that you could get a top-tier player (ostensibly one of the faces of a franchise) for a guy who, up until a couple of weeks ago, pinch-hit once every sixth day.

by Every6thDay on Jul 20, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo

The last two times I have made the mistake of listening to KNBR when there was not a Giants game there were two seperate callers who said we needed to go after Ichiro and trade Nate for him.

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. That's kinda sad.

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by breadfan7 on Jul 20, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. That is . . .

. . . the sort of stuff I mean with my occasional “Hey, Ken” dropins—it’s the sort of things callers to Ken Dito (anyone remember him?) used to say all the time: “Hey, Ken, why don’t we trade Johnnie LeMaster for Nolan Ryan?”

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by owlcroft on Jul 20, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all seriousness,

I wouldn’t mind having albert pujols on our team.
 
In all seriousness, I wouldn’t mind having [really good young cost-controlled guy] on our team.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s what I’m getting from this. You’re making a life changing pact to not change at all.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 20, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

TBH

I feel like Nate and Ishi are being SHOWCASED! Any time a team randomly starts playing people right before the deadline, it makes me suspicious.

So I guess Nate + Ishi + (top 10 but not top 5 prospect) for DeJesus.

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by GiantPain on Jul 20, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

You are probably right

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by hairball on Jul 20, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would shit my pants if we made that deal.

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by AndOnTheDrums... on Jul 20, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

In happiness or sadness...?

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would do it and not think twice

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit your pants or make the trade?

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 20, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicken and the egg, my friend.

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by AndOnTheDrums... on Jul 20, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do I have to pick just one?

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy poops.

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by AndOnTheDrums... on Jul 20, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would shit your pants as well

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me next!

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by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pics or it would never have happened.

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by neurofarm on Jul 20, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently

Moore wants a ML ready pitching prospect + a mid tier prospect for DDJ. According to Jeff Passan & Dan Hayes

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Joey count?

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we could trick Moore

“look Martinez’s ERA in Fresno is very similar to Bumgarner’s”

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have this lefty pitcher with a wacky delivery and ML experience in AAA!

by Natto on Jul 20, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

D-train or Pooohcaytas?

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we can convince Moore that he is ambidextrous…

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And doesn’t have MLB experience.

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by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Triviality

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Espinelli!

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has the added bonus of bringing Asian fans to the ballpark!

by Natto on Jul 20, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

AZNS

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dayton Moore can't resist that type of flawless logic!

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Todd Wellemeyer is ML ready!

Well, as ready as he’ll ever be, at least.

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by EliminateMe on Jul 20, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely agree - Ishi and Nate are being showcased

which makes me wonder about KC. BButler seems ensconsed at 1B there, which would make Ishi superfluous. Nate would be a lesser replacement for DeJesus. The pieces don’t seem to fit for this to work for KC. There would have to be more. Maybe the Ishi showcase is for bullpen help in a separate deal.

As to the JT Snow comparison, I think it’s apt. But one of the reasons Snow worked so well for the Giants is that he had Kent offsetting his lack of power from the 2B postion. I’ve seen Freddie Sanchez and he’s no Jeff Kent.

Someone mentioned Juan Castro, when they meant Jason. But how about Juan? He was just DFA’d by the Phillies. He can’t hit a lick, but he’s probably better defensively at 2B-3B-SS than anyone in the Giants system. He gets the ball from glove to hand as quick as anyone I’ve ever seen. And he doesn’t throw the ball, so much as fling it – on a dime, every time. I’d like to see him stored at Fresno for a September call up, and some late-inning defense during the dog days.

And what does TBH mean?

by betterthanbochy on Jul 20, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

TBH = To Be Honest

As in, I don’t think we need another weak-hitting player with good defense, TBH.

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by breadfan7 on Jul 20, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate is a lesser replacement for DeJesus, which is precisely why they might like to have him. He’s not going to be the centerpiece, but he might help close the deal.

by Evan on Jul 20, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with you here

My writing implied that Nate wouldn’t be a workable piece in a DeJesus trade. Your take on Nate as part of the package is mine exactly. But I don’t see a KC need for Ishi. So who else will it take? Tommy Joseph? He’d be ready to take over at about the time Jason Kendall turns 40.

by betterthanbochy on Jul 20, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see this Snow was offset by Kent thing a lot, and I definitely remember saying it myself back in the day, but really Snow had a pretty good peak in his career. Yes, Snow wasn’t Mark McGuire or Jason Giambi. Nor was he the Thrill.

It’s not that not Kent offset Snows and let the Giants have a passable offense. Rather Kent (and Aurilia and BLB) + Snow gave the Giants an insanely potent offense. I guess I mean – he wasn’t an automatic out that you had to cover up with offense elsewhere. But rather a part of line-up that was pretty darned tough top to bottom.

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by kennv on Jul 20, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Kent’s power production from 2B justified a lineup with as weak a 1B hitter as Snow. Not that Snow couldn’t hit a lick, just that you expect more from 1B. Kent’s bat fulfilled that expectation. When viewed as a typical 2B, Snow seemed fine (and for one or two years was better than just fine).

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by Lyle on Jul 20, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course there is no rule against having a first baseman who mashes alongside Jeff Kent.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 20, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

and it negated a lot of the advantages of having Kent at 2B.

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by DrStankus on Jul 20, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

"Row(and) will come out of this. You stay with your guys and he is one of our guys." - Bruce Bochy 05-31-10

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by Lyle on Jul 20, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Piffle. There were no Prince Fielders or Ryan Howards in the 1990's NL.

Snow looked reasonably good offensively compared to the likes of Eric Karros and Jeff Bagwell.

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by hokysmksbw on Jul 20, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

wut

Bagwell was better than Fielder or Howard.

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by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree-KC doesn't need a 1B

I mean Kila Ka’aihue has spent the last 3 years in AAA without getting a legit shot

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

..which of course is as dumb as overly aggressive promotion. I mean.. Mike Jacobs?!

by wcw on Jul 20, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

He has shown really good OBP skills and good slugging but was never given a shot

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

Kila and Gordon for Bowker and Ishi seems a decent lateral swap. We can throw in Zorak as well.

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd do that

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

in, like, a milisecond

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

even quicker if they take Velez

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So true.

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by cornball on Jul 20, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kila was awesome for me in Baseball Mogul.

by Natto on Jul 20, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

then this org is the exact wrong one to which he should be traded.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 20, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right now

It kind of makes me mad anytime Whiteside is getting at bats instead of Ishikawa.

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by iammclovin on Jul 20, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Those are not defects

They are just the next step in human evolution.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S A FEATURE

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

irl lol

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for backing me up on Twitter earlier

No idea what Urban was talking about…

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by GiantPain on Jul 20, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even follow him and I felt the need to tweet him on that. It’s still up on the his blog entry, CLEAR AS FUCKING DAY

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by Prussian Creole on Jul 20, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about

I didn’t write anything about Twitter.

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by GiantPain on Jul 20, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/fist bump

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 20, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Incindentally

We should start a McCoven ‘list’ to compile everyone in one place. Someone should make a fanpost for everyone to post their handles if they want to.

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by GiantPain on Jul 20, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure

mine is pretty obvious

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 20, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

frequentmasturbater765

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by GiantPain on Jul 20, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

764 was taken

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 20, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you don’t mind me asking, how did you end up with that surname?

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by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He masturbates a bunch.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean my real surname?

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by oldjacket on Jul 20, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. The one that appears on Twitter.

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by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah yea. My Da’s father was from Arkansas, everybody else is from Greece or the ME.

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by oldjacket on Jul 20, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yasou!

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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANDROOG

FOLLOW ME.

I don’t actually tweet anything, just use it for N00Z

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIG BROTHER NOT WELCOMED HERE!

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by say hey nation on Jul 20, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Ishikawa immediately crashes into slump

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

For sure. It’s the Grant curse

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa was so frustrating to watch last year, that it is hard to get excited over what he’d done this year. I hope that feeling changes, but I don’t think it will.

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

IAWTC

However, he HAS done a great job pinch-hitting this year, and was a good distraction that we have 13 pitchers, several of which don’t belong here.

Having TI on the bench really saved our asses several times, because at one point he was batting over .500 off the bench. That kind of average isn’t sustainable, either, but it’s still valuable.

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by breadfan7 on Jul 20, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t stop thinking about Travis Ishikawa.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Is he shirtless for you, too?

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but he’s sliding into home and his pants are full of foam.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see. That means you always disliked your father. You’ve also been repressing your sexual urges toward Pat Sajak.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

1/2 right. I fap fap fap to PS every night.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD!! SELL ME A VOWEL, PAT!! SELL ME A VOWEL!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuckin’ A

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by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Til’ I buy a vowel
Hey Vanna – pick me a letter.

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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!!

I love it.

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by Lyle on Jul 20, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boxtops

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by nogooddeed on Jul 20, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn, you half Japanese [baseball players]

You do it to me every time.

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

My, but he is dashing.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m the epitome of Dodger enemy.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis is scorching the ball right now

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is

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by 49er16 on Jul 20, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is this chick? I just saw her in something the other day, but couldn’t place why she looked so familiar. Anyone know this actress’ name?

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by crazedcrustacean on Jul 20, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy Poler?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rachel Dratch.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 20, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh you’re right. It was a non-googled guess.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

thank you – It literally was driving me crazy trying to remember who she was since I see her in stuff all the time

Chris Gloor: my lefty is bigger than your lefty

by crazedcrustacean on Jul 20, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saturday Night Live skit

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by bgunn on Jul 20, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://letmegooglethat4u.com/?q=debbie+downer

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by calpolynate on Jul 20, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. Hadn’t seen that before.

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by bgunn on Jul 20, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rachel Dratch.

They should have kept her on 30 Rock.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 20, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was originally supposed to be Jenna Maroney, but I guess NBC didn’t think she fit that part. I kinda agree with that.

Although her appearances in season 1 were so fucking awesome.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since I haven’t been paying close attention to Giants baseball over the last 10 days or so, I’m going to provide my spectacularly uninformed opinion (as usual):

Travis Ishikawa is the next Rod Carew. Sure, go ahead laugh, but I’ll be there to give him a standing ovation when he gets his 3,000th hit.

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by Kitspool on Jul 20, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re high, aren’t you? You’re high! I have a cousin in rehab and he says a lot of the same things, let me tell you.

D.L. Hughley

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

tattoo idea for jcb, xanthan, GRM

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by delorean on Jul 20, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

/raises hand

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

#1 GIS for "flipper baby"

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by bgunn on Jul 20, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

SEX BOMB BABY YEAH

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by EliminateMe on Jul 20, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, now I’m going to have to listen to that. Probably on repeat, for an hour or so.

by Evan on Jul 20, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you tell when it starts over?

by taliesin on Jul 20, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

His K’s are down. So that’s good.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s all I got.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

A for effort

but shouldn’t replace Ishi in this ’chop?

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by delorean on Jul 20, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry,

I meant Ichi.

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by delorean on Jul 20, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rented that

But couldn’t bring myself to watch it after hearing all the comments about how violent and disturbing it was.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jul 20, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, it's so good.

I fucking love Miike.

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by delorean on Jul 20, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not my favorite Miike

It’s just outright wanton violence for the last half. Also, the pacing was all off.

See Audition, much better movie in my opinion.

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Audition if fabulous. kiddi - kiddi - kiddi

Visitor Q is cool also. Now that is a disturbing flick! … and kinda funny also.

by armzdealr on Jul 20, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It didn't take long for me to start believing in Torres

mostly because it was obvious that his approach was way different. I don’t really see anything with Ishi to make me think he can’t keep hitting at least decently well. He’s been getting lucky obviously, but he doesn’t look like a lost penguin at the plate anymore.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I'm on the other side

I agree with you on Torres, he’s shown obvious signs of improvement. I haven’t seen anything but the same Ishi we’ve always seen who happens to be on a hot streak.

Hoping I’m wrong, of course.

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by GiantPain on Jul 20, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

it seems to me that he’s not flailing away like he used to. But I haven’t been watching as many games as I’d like to lately so IDK for sure.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think if we normalized his BABIP, he'd look pretty similar to how he's always looked

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by GiantPain on Jul 20, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, his BABIP is due to some oppo foul line bloopers

he’s such a dope at the plate. Here’s a guy who has been in organized baseball for like 8 years and yet he seems to have no idea what he wants to do or what the pitcher is gonna try to do. He and Nate are alike in that regard. They both need more ABs to know what they can do once they figure out what a major league approach is. I mean, don’t they ever get any coaching? Ish is like a left handed Rowand…prepared for a fast ball down the middle, and believes that every pitch is a fastball down the middle, and that he has to swing at it. Ish has a very good swing, and some serious power potential. But his approach is so flawed that I doubt he will ever hit his potential.

Nate is kind of the opposite: also has power potential, but seems to recognize pitches; unfortunately his swing isn’t as nice as Travis’, and he stands kind of upright and stiff, so he can’t seem to get his hands in the right place to barrel them. Both are flawed hitters. Too bad Nate wasn’t put at SS when he was young.

I’d deal them both for something worthwhile, although I kind of like them both; I think their time has passed. For them to develop into more than marginal players at age 26 seems like a remote possibility.

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by nogooddeed on Jul 20, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying he fails at oppo tacos?

Maybe all he needs is a stern talking to from Buster.

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by breadfan7 on Jul 20, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This, I think, is a really good explanation of their problems.

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by Lyle on Jul 20, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read something about Ishi hitting balls in the cage pitched from like 30 feet away

He was trying to work on his reaction time in identifying pitched.

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by Goofus on Jul 20, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife was telling me about this. I thought it sounded cool (and dangerous).

I’ve been saying this whenever TI’s name comes up, but I think he should be given a ton of credit for the way he’s kept himself prepared to come off the bench, because for a r-e-a-l long stretch, he was getting zero playing time.

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by bgunn on Jul 20, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I got free tickets for the game at the Diamondbacks where I’ll be one of those heads behind the plate. I don’t know if I want that much TV time. Too many opportunities for me to forget and pick my nose on camera.

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by cheno on Jul 20, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants game on Friday, I mean.

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by cheno on Jul 20, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade you for my tix thursday.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, going with my dad (who got the tickets). He’d be upset I think.

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by cheno on Jul 20, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t mind.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laugh loudly. And point a lot.

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Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What will you be wearing? Just so we know which one is you.

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by Lyle on Jul 20, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wanna say

I’m really bummed to have had to miss the ending of the game last night. Seeing Wilson K that fucking douchebag with the bases loaded to end the game would have made my month

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m an east coaster, and turned on the game in like the 6th or 7th and watched until Ishi’s walk in the 8th then turned in. I thought the same thing as you when i first saw the replay this morning, but then I noticed the bases were loaded, and I gotta say I’m glad I turned off the game in the eighth – that high stress ninth would have kept me awake all night.

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Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Jul 20, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, true

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite part of watching the Dodgers play is watching Carlos Santanna

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by say hey nation on Jul 20, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

COLOLETTI

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M POOPING!

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by cornball on Jul 20, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem with the Internet era

… is that wild, hopeful, borderline unfounded, homer-ish prediction-making gets squashed like a bug in the face of sample size, regression to/towards the mean, and age-appropriate performance. This forces most conversations into a realm of “Substantiate or prepare to be ridiculed” which may be more rational, but isn’t a whole lot of fun. Even your post, Grant, is constructed entirely along the lines of what is defensible.

Frankly, I think that this is what happened to Bob Fitzgerald in his talk radio career. When he first came on, everybody loved him because he was so freakin’ reasonable. But after a while, people would stop calling in because they knew he’s just shoot down what could be shot down rationally, and his show got boring. So then he learned to say a little more wacky stuff, and then haters come out about that.

Even here on this site, there’s not a person who will take up the torch of claiming long-lasting improvement for Barry Zito or Travis Ishikawa. People straddle the fence on Andres Torres and Aubrey Huff, though the latter is even an odder case because few wanted to claim he’d regress to “good Aubrey” even as they now are calling for regression to “normal Aubrey.”

The McCoven is filled with a lot of “Show me” cynics, which is fine if you’re managing my money, but getting old if you just want to be a fan.

OK, I’m going on record as saying that all four of those guys are going to maintain something closer to their current production than last year’s production. Fire away if you want, but I’m going to be a Fanboy. There will be no white paper.

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by achiappanza on Jul 20, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

True enough. It’s a little tough for me to go out on a limb at times.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 20, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please allow me to introduce you to GRM

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's the expression?

“The exception that proves the rule.”

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by achiappanza on Jul 20, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was kidding about GRM, but seriously, I do think there is a great deal of group think around here. That said, there is always a small and vocal minority on major issues. I also think people are willing to find religion. That is, while people were generally apoplectic over the Bengie signing this spring, most people were generally at least equally ecstatic over the trade. That is while it seems like people are hard on Sabean or Bork, I think people are just very true to their principles and are extremely data driven. So when the parties at hand betray those principles, there is general unhappiness around here.

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just get my notes from jponry and I’m good to go.

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by DrStankus on Jul 20, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOR THE SWARM!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Data driven?

Here it’s chain.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

But we all shit on GRM

I don’t think many would count him in the mccoven.

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by GiantPain on Jul 20, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s part of the McCoven, he just sees things in a different way.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 20, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Part of the mono-think instead of the groug-think.

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by bgunn on Jul 20, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just not part of the inside-the-box denomination of the McCoven.

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by EliminateMe on Jul 20, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with you on Zito

He’s throwing harder than before, and the change has developed into a real weapon. But lots of times good pitchers improve as they age—Mike Scott, anyone?
For hitters, though, you do run into a heart/head thing. Everytime Travis Ishikawa bats, I’m rooting for him, I’m on his side completely. Completely. And I also think first base is a problem area the Giants need to address, preferably by just giving the job to Brandon Belt next May .

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by Giantsfan4life on Jul 20, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is when the record stopped and made that screetch noise.
He’s throwing harder than before,

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

89 MPH heet!

WTF are you talkin about! THAT IS GASSY

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is

His fastball is up around 86. When he’s not been successful, it’s been 82. He doesn’t throw heat, but he can jam hitters, and get K’s on fastballs.

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by Giantsfan4life on Jul 20, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if you're completely wrong?

07: 84.5
08: 84.9
09: 86.5
10: 85.7

That’s not a very big difference. Certainly not 4 MPH

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks,

 I did not have to look this up.

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

fangraphs chrome extension ftw

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man

now I am looking at Barry Zito’s stats. He was way on the decline. Renewed rage about his contract.

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

IKR

I didn’t know shit about baseball in 06 and even I was like “WTF?! Barry zito? Are you serious?”

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was good but I was like “7 years wtf”

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

My roommate those years was/is an A's fan

He hated Zito. I would always give him shit about having Zito. Then the Giants signed him, I caught hell for it.

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol karma

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

…for having a As fan as a roommate.

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by cheno on Jul 20, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man his cy young season was pretty good though.

Crazy BABIP of .254 and 80% left on base.

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

so by "pretty good"

you mean “pretty lucky”

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha,

well his other stats were good too, just those ones jumped out at me.

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing on the fastball

interestingly his FB in 03 was worth more than his curve ever has been. And it went from being worth -6.8 runs last year to 10.9 this season while DROPPING veloctiy. Wow.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It definitely has seemed to tie up more hitters this season.

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

he must have just improved his control, like, a ton

that’s insane.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am wondering if he is just getting more movement on his fastball

Running it in on RH hitters more, then breaking back to the other side of the plate.

One of the more creatively minded should do some kind of analysis on his fastball and what has been different from last year.

Looking at you Xanthan. Let’s see a shiny chart.

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about a shiny shart?

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by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah,

I’m not good at all with pitchfx stuff. I would like to see this as well

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even with wideview I cannot see 2010

Link?

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So…it’s YOUR fault?

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

His roomate?

BRIAN SABEAN

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would make more sense, actually

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boras: “You want some LOL? Watch THIS!”

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/plays Brian Sabean like a fiddle

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really wish I could watch a video, or even a transcript, on how that entire process went down.

Like, I want to know if Boras uses death threats or what to get these guys insane contracts.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he gets people to bid against themselves. My father used to buy and sell businesses for one of the big integrated oil companies. One of his proudest moments was getting the Venezuelan state oil company, which was the only bidder who possibly could have been interested in an asset he had to sell, to bid against itself to the tune of some hundred or so million extra smackers. Boras, I believe, does much the same thing.

by wcw on Jul 20, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'VE GOT THE YANKEES ON THE LINE! GIVE US 127 MIL OR WE WALK!

And instead of calling him on it, they buy his bullshit.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do believe this is how it works.

They probably always say they have better offers, but they can’t reveal who the team or offer is, as well as other teams won’t admit “HELLZ YEAZ WE WANT BARRY ZEE-TO!!!”

It’s a poker game.

I just wish someone would just ignore Boras. Hopefully when Fielder becomes a FA he gets completely lowballed.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

wont happen

teams will be blinded by rib eyes.

The stupid thing is that it was BARRY ZITO. How is he worth a bidding war?! Fielder is at least a really good hitter.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wish GMs would realize Boras is just suckering them over and over.

Especially with Boras’ “Fielder a rare commodity” BS.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

intelligence:

not a common commodity with sports GMs. Just look at the NBA offseason. Hell just look at david fucking kahn.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It'd mind-boggling

that these guys are that stupid though. We all see it, so why don’t the owners?

Hire intelligent people.

UGH

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don't get it

how the hell David Kahn is employed and paid millions of dollars to….“run” that team is beyond me. Unbelievable. He has ruined the team for years to come. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK TRADING AL JEFFERSON. YOU FUCKING IDIOT. YOU COULD HAVE HAD FLYNN AND CURRY YOU MORON ARGGHHHHHHH

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the T-Wolves guy right?

I don’t care for basketball as much as I used to after watching the Kings get fucked over in 02.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, he is

and he is the reason I don’t care about basketball. I want to like the twolves, but holy shit. They could have had Flynn, Curry, Love, and Jefferson and now they have a steaming pile of dog shit for the next 10 years.

Fuck.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you had a couple good years

Just like my Kings, who at least are on the way back up.

Why T-Wolves?

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I was raised in Minnesota

fortunately none of the vikings or twins stink got on me, but I wasn’t really raised with a BBall team. Also like the wild, but they suck too for the same reasons

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WUT

Hey I like the Twins!!

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by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like them more with their new stadium.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't really mind them

just saying that they didn’t crowd out the Giants.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OIC

More logical than me being a Chiefs fan LOL

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL US

 I like KC too!

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by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just picked them as a kid. I grew up in SD so you just sort of choose a team. Also Derrick Thomas.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I was just a huge fan of Tony Gonzalez and I loved their history, fans and stadium.

I also don’t like winning.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

KC + SFG = Utter Futility

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by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm also a Kings fan

so the refs make sure we’ll never ever win

Sports will be the death of me.

I’d rather never win than be a Yankee fan however.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m very meh on basketball. I’ll watch the Suns if they are in the playoffs. Otherwise it’s just filler between superbowl and April 1st.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst regular season in sports.

The NBA is a huge joke compared to the other sports.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I’m sorry.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So drafting two point guards with two consecutive picks isn’t smart managing?

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!

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by cheno on Jul 20, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially when one obviously will never ever play for your team

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean the pick you traded for?

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!

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by cheno on Jul 20, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think about it:

It requires the persons doing the hiring—the owners—to be nontrivially less stupid than the guys being hired. Does that sound like the world we live in?

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by owlcroft on Jul 20, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Since he has been here, velocity has been consistently in the mid 80’s. 85. There were a few starts at the beginning of last season after the canyon throwing that he touched 89-90.

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHRISTY

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

These god damn "facts" keep getting in the way of my pointless predictions!

DAMN YOU, EVIDENCE!

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see the point, but I can’t really live in the pretend world where Travis Ishikawa and Mark Teixera swapped souls over winter, Freaky Friday style.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 20, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Lot of free time for me this summer

Any TV show recommendations?

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 20, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

No, but I have 4 papers due next week, 2 finals and a midterm. Wanna help?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 20, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Wire
Arrested Development
Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1000000000000 on The Wire

Wow, I know the Sopranos get all the hype, but IMO, The Wire is much much better.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 20, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

it really is

I’ve only seen season 1 so far. And it was pretty great

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

100 bajillion googelplex in this line. The Wire is fucking awesome.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 20, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

not just because I am a Baltimoron, but

I really think The Wire is among the best television shows ever

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

It’s the best show I’ve ever seen.

by Every6thDay on Jul 20, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bad- was trying not to be a Homer or hyperbolic- both weaknesses of mine.

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do love The Wire, but The Sopranos seems to be getting short shrift these days. Yeah, it went on too long, and never fully recovered from the death of Nancy Marchand, but so many episodes were just brilliant.

by Evan on Jul 20, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dexter is pretty awesome

"Triple A baseball isn’t very good. I’m going to tell you that right now. Especially from a pitching standpoint. Anybody who can pitch is in the big league." -BS

"YOU'RE A PAIN IN MY ASS! STOP BEING THAT" - Mel Gibson

by Giant Torture on Jul 20, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda lost it in the third season

Seasons 1 and 2 were entertaining enough. Also, Dexter’s sister (Deb?) was one of the most grating TV characters of the last couple years.

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Season 4

is the best

The finale was the most shocking thing I’ve seen on TV

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

100% Madmen
also started watching Friday night lights this year. Not bad…

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pleasantly surprised by Friday Night Lights, anxiously awaiting the new season on DVD.

"Triple A baseball isn’t very good. I’m going to tell you that right now. Especially from a pitching standpoint. Anybody who can pitch is in the big league." -BS

"YOU'RE A PAIN IN MY ASS! STOP BEING THAT" - Mel Gibson

by Giant Torture on Jul 20, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate admitting that a show about high school football made me tear up so much.

It’s a really quality show.

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

the movie was great

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 20, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don't want to like something that came from buzz bissinger

so I haven’t seen the show or movie yet

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

the show isn’t really like the movie

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 20, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Buzz (ie post-Costas Buzz) is really awesome. A must-follow on Twitter.

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by cheno on Jul 20, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has he gotten over his whole “blogs are evil” thing? He was such a douche on Costas

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 20, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Him and Leitch are all buddy-buddy now and he’s a lot more open minded.

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by cheno on Jul 20, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pretty much can't stand him after that

would take a total turnaround.

And it’s not just the costas thing. It’s the “I’m a fucking moron who sucks on LaRussa’s dick, so I must know way more about baseball than you” thing too. I really can’t stand old school baseball snobs, especially when their way of looking at the game is ridiculously outdated and wrong.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t everybody act like they know more than other people?

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by cheno on Jul 20, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not nice people

and when they actually don’t, then it’s really annoying.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I mean (and I’m not picking on you. since we all do it), you just responded to somebody saying they like a show by saying “that show sucks.” That’s pretty much typical Buzz.

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by cheno on Jul 20, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

here's the difference

I’m saying it mostly tongue-in-cheek. I’m not saying “hey, you’re a fucking moron for liking that show”

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Buzz does it for the reaction, which in itself is pretty tongue in cheek.

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by cheno on Jul 20, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh whatever

I’m pretty sure that costas bullshit wasn’t “for the reaction”. I think he’s just an asshole who’s a little to full of himself personally.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

or too even

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, it totally was. He was just expecting Leitch to be a typically angry blogger that would go after him. Didn’t know Leitch is pretty much the classiest guy on the Internet.

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by cheno on Jul 20, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok whatever

I can’t agree with that. He totally lost his shit and looked like a total jackass. Pretty sure he didn’t have any greater motive than trying to make his “point”, whatever it was.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO YOU ARE NOT SAYING?

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup, this

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mad Men and Sons of Anarchy and what Jhiat said.

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by cheno on Jul 20, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, what jihad said works for me, too. United States of Tara is pretty cool, as well.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 20, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks I just got called by the NSA and I am now on the no-fly list.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yer welcome—at least someone is paying attention hehe

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 20, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe you should get busy with something like this:
http://www.mercurynews.com/top-stories/ci_15558973?nclick_check=1

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 20, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Good Guys

best new show of the year – already a classic! Bradley Whitfield will probably win an emmy someday for his over the top burn-out detective.

Chris Gloor: my lefty is bigger than your lefty

by crazedcrustacean on Jul 20, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

my sarcasm meter broken?

can’t tell if this is serious.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

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by DrStankus on Jul 20, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he is serious. I don’t think the show is thaaat great, but it is definitely worth watching for Whitford and his bonking the women he interviews and his 70/80s cop show sensibilities.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 20, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s an all right show.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 20, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 20, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

we are all Louie

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 20, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody tells me he's funny...

Maybe one day I will believe them. I mean, I’m certainly open to the possibility.

by Every6thDay on Jul 20, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait—we’re talking about Louis C.K., right?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 20, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really liked ‘Lucky Louie’

by wcw on Jul 20, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not.

Didn’t care for “I Think I Love My Wife,” either. Pootie Tang… shrug. He was great in Parks & Recreation, though, which is why I haven’t closed the door on him. Yet.

by Every6thDay on Jul 20, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really liked Pootie Tang, too

by wcw on Jul 20, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lick my balls if you love Jesus!

LICK MY BALLS IF YOU LOVE JESUS!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 20, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don't see it...

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

very

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 20, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

very

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 20, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dig Lie To Me

It’s a summer show too.

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by GiantPain on Jul 20, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

that show sucks

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

twin peaks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 20, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

AUBREY

WALK WITH ME

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

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by DrStankus on Jul 20, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

“THIS PIE IS DELICIOUS!”

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dale Cooper: Now, I’d like two eggs, over hard. I know, don’t tell me; it’s hard on the arteries, but old habits die hard — just about as hard as I want those eggs. Bacon, super-crispy. Almost burned. Cremated. That’s great. And, I’ll have the grapefruit juice, just as long as those grapefruits… [He trails off as he sees high school vixen Audrey Horne saunter up to his table.] … are freshly squeezed.

"Row(and) will come out of this. You stay with your guys and he is one of our guys." - Bruce Bochy 05-31-10

"...and with Titanic's transverse bulkheads and watertight doors, it renders this vessel practically unsinkable." - "Shipbuilder" magazine, 1912

by Lyle on Jul 20, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

For posterity:
The Wire
Deadwood
Arrested Development

For fun:
Burn Notice
How I Met Your Mother
Leverage
Futurama

To get half of the references on this site (nerbs):
Firefly
Battlestar Galactica

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if you want some more obscure shows

The Canadian show Intelligence was surprisingly well done. Think The Wire but in Canada with pot distributors.

Also, Underbelly was a pretty amazing show about the Australian Mob in Melbourne.

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frakkin' purplebellies

Actually, we should use that when we play the Rockies.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 20, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not gonna lie

True Blood… Not a terrible show

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 20, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can one object to vampire porn?

/never seen a whole episode

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

poor scripting, bad accents, over the top acting, stupid plotlines
but to be fair, I’m outrageously judgmental about tv shows

by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 20, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds about right

the only part of the show I watch, I watch via fleshbot

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by DrStankus on Jul 20, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who is currently having a second half renaissance
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean

what is a “fleshbot”? I have no idea what that is

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it like Cherry 2000?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty cheesy in a good way, most of the time

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 20, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that’s what I don’t like. I get it, but I don’t like it

by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 20, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough

i didnt really like it until it got extra strange

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 20, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like it’s trying too hard to be that strange. Everything feels phoned in. But again, uselessly judgmental of tv

by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 20, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think im the same way with the internet

Fuckin blogs

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 20, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get the news I need on the weather report.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I've got nothing to do today but smile.

"Row(and) will come out of this. You stay with your guys and he is one of our guys." - Bruce Bochy 05-31-10

"...and with Titanic's transverse bulkheads and watertight doors, it renders this vessel practically unsinkable." - "Shipbuilder" magazine, 1912

by Lyle on Jul 20, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey let your honesty shine, shine, shine now

Heeeeeere IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII aaaaaaammmmmmm….

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s kinda terrible and kinda okay.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 20, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

New shows

True Blood is awesome so far this year.
White Collar just restarted last week. New ep tonite.
Tosh.0 is extremely funny and gaining viewers every week.
Peen & Teller Bullshit is 1/2way through the season.
The Good Guys is entertaining.

Catch up time:
Dexter…4 seasons to watch before September.
Californication, 3 seasons to watch before January.
Sons of Anarchy, 2 seasons to watch before September.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 20, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

My guiltiest of guilty pleasures

Watch the first season of Veronica Mars. It’s light, has a couple good whodunnits, and surprisingly well acted.

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME SHOW!!

There are some days where I just flat out miss it. The DVDs are all we have left.

by Every6thDay on Jul 20, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loved Veronica Mars!

Kristen Bell hasn’t been that good in anything since, sadly. She needs to find the right director to cast her to her strengths.

Btw, any idea what Rob Thomas is writing these days?

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"...and with Titanic's transverse bulkheads and watertight doors, it renders this vessel practically unsinkable." - "Shipbuilder" magazine, 1912

by Lyle on Jul 20, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Party Down

which has since been canceled by Starz (pay channel).

He also relaunched his first show, “Cupid” (which originally starred Jeremy Piven) but that has since been canceled by ABC.

I think Kristen Bell was good in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall,” but yeah, film work doesn’t give her the chance to try something new every week. She got to play the comedy to drama range on VM for sure.

by Every6thDay on Jul 20, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Party down get cancelled? That’s upsetting.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 20, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was quite an uproar on the blogz.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 20, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

She was good in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. But I didn’t care for her in Heroes. Haven’t seen much else.

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"...and with Titanic's transverse bulkheads and watertight doors, it renders this vessel practically unsinkable." - "Shipbuilder" magazine, 1912

by Lyle on Jul 20, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oy. Heroes was a travesty for all involved.

What an embarrassingly awful show. I don’t want people to think I am criticizing them for liking it, I just never sparked to it.

I thought they wasted Kristin Bell on it, too, by having her be a lightning-shooting Veronica Mars clone.

by Every6thDay on Jul 20, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the first season but quit watching after like disc 2 of season 2.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was so disappointed with the way season 1 ended that I never bothered with season 2.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 20, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that ending was pretty weak.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still upset she chose to do Heroes over Lost

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 20, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The never to see the light VM movie!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 20, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kristen Bell makes the “Actresses I have a Soft Spot for Despite Their Limited Range” list.

Others on the list include: Maria Bello, Elizabeth Shue, Piper Pirabo, and Salma Hayek.

Basically the female equivalents of Nathan Fillion and Harrison Ford.

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Piper Perabo. I liked her.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 20, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

New (good) show on USA: Covert Affair.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 20, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

She has a new show on USA

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 20, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's in the new Covert Ops or Affairs or something

One of the most blah pilots I’ve seen in a while. Although it has a cool blind dude who likes Mingus!

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the pilot. Thought it was fun enough

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 20, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something about it rubbed me the wrong way

It seemed like the only consultation they had on how fights and secret agent stuff works was from early 90s action movies. Burn Notice seemed more believable.

I’ll probably keep watching (again softness for Perabo), but they need to at least get the guy who consults on Human Target to coreograph (sp) some fight scenes.

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think it got renewed, but it was pretty solid

The only thing that irked me was the Vancouver, San Francisco filming.

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

best show ever named after a department store

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by nogooddeed on Jul 20, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alien WalMart?

"Row(and) will come out of this. You stay with your guys and he is one of our guys." - Bruce Bochy 05-31-10

"...and with Titanic's transverse bulkheads and watertight doors, it renders this vessel practically unsinkable." - "Shipbuilder" magazine, 1912

by Lyle on Jul 20, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure it was renewed. If it wasn’t I’ll be even more pissed with the cliffhanger ending.

by tarlinian on Jul 20, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there’s plenty of Mingus, I might have to watch.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 20, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think of it like a poor man's Alias

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t consider VM a guilty pleasure at all.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 20, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't either

Until every time I tried to explain the premise of the show, people laughed in my face.

Seriously. “It’s about a high school private investigator who solves mysteries with the assistance of her former sheriff father, pitbull, and spunky crew.”

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 20, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until every time I tried to explain the premise of the show, people laughed in my face.

Sort of like when I tell people they should watch Legend. “So there’s Tom Cruise and this unicorn…”

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've also had trouble with:

Ravenous and Army of Darkness.

The easiest sell has to be Firefly. “Cowboys. In space.” Either you buy it, or you don’t.

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha I forgot about Ravenous. I liked that movie.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot the kicker. It was on UPN!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 20, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but who cares what anything is “about”? It’s the writing that makes the show. The relentless focus on class and power was a weird and wonderful thing to see on TV.

Plus, Kristen Bell was fantastic and the rest of the cast was decent.

by Evan on Jul 20, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of cock talk

And Lucy Lawless getting off. Not bad at all.

by Every6thDay on Jul 20, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to go out on a limb there...

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit oldjacket

we just tweeted the exact same thing at Urban.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 20, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Urban: What the hell is propellering?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOR THE SWARM

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 20, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't Starcraft 2 come out in a week or so?

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I got a beta invite yesrerday. Still can’t log in. If I ever get in I will likely play for a while and say, yep..not gonna buy this.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 20, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am soooo buying it.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 20, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But more for the campaign than the online play

I’m a sucker for a good storyline.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 20, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I am hoping to get out of the Beta.

I’m more excited about being a Goblin.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 20, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never played through the campaign on the original. I mostly just booted up my 56k and got destroyed by people online.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 21, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

My opinion on Ishi hasn't changed

He’s a decent back up 1B.

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

double switch for defense!

by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 20, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm all about Ishi

I think that patience is a good idea here—he’s on the cusp of either a fine career, or extended mediocrity. He could be better than Snow in a couple areas—baserunning, and OBP; he runs better than Snow, and has better pitch selection, imo. Other than that, I’d be fine with a Snow-like career. First base defense is greatly underrated.

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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 20, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Can he score from 2B on a single?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

he can’t score from 3rd on a slow roller

by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 20, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes he can damnit

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 20, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS NOT WHAT CUZZY TOLD ME!

by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 20, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Cuzzi’d

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too soon

"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe

by EliminateMe on Jul 20, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snow had some great OBP years, don’t know if Ishi could do better. Grants .350 projection seems best case senario

Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Jul 20, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, what is very good? over .375? I see a couple full seasons for him around that mark, 97 & 99.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 20, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very good, imo, is .400 or better.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 20, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

good: .370
minimum: .340
below .340 : fail

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 20, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't league average like .330?

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 20, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. It’s usually somewhere between .330 and .335

by RoyaleWithCheese on Jul 20, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

By my criteria, if you aren’t above average in getting on base, you fail.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 20, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if you are average in getting on base you are not average?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “average isn’t good enough.”

by Every6thDay on Jul 20, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Average is average.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is what it is.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

sei o una

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 20, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

.290 IS NOT HIGH AVERAGE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't agree with that in general

But it’s true for a first baseman. I’d guess average for first basemen has to be over .350.

by taliesin on Jul 20, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Around .360, I think.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

but

average for (batting title) qualified 1B is much higher.
.364 in 2010 (.481 SLG, .367 wOBA)

For 2009 it was (.378/.515 for a .380 wOBA).

You will note that in a career year, Snow was a decent hitting 1B. I won’t say average – since the batting title qualified cuts off a lot of the crap.

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by zenbitz on Jul 20, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

.400 or better is elite

There’s usually only like 5 guys that break it each season

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like 15. Though only 6 so far this year.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Offense is also declining, so that number will continue to go down I’m guessing.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did this in the offseason

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

needz moar caption

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 20, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should we put it on the refridgerator?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's actually also a coupon for a side salad at Round Table Pizza

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

VERSATILITY DOWN THE STRETCH NERDS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see the same but for players with over 100 PA’s… or something like that.

My hypothesis being that this looks like you included all data, which would be tugged down by some real crap from guys who only get a few ABs as filler.

by fwoty oz on Jul 20, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can try to go through my methods again, but I largely forgot them

I do remember that I did not include pitchers of people under 100 PAs

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

It’s only 2009

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice work.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 20, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is the 50th percentile of OPS+ 95? (Does it have to do with some cross league weirdness?)

by tarlinian on Jul 20, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps it averages players and not PA (so say Pujols and Lincecum’s OPS+ have the same effect on the mean).

Can’t say for sure though.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think its because OPS is calculated across both leagues and this is only NL

Also, I dropped off a lot of players, so it might have skewed things. I wouldn’t take this as gospel, just a handy thing to help you when you want to know exactly how bad Aaron Rowand is.

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you play 1B

and have meh power, then you better have a .400 OBA.

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-------
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by zenbitz on Jul 20, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless Ishi, Nate, or Pat step up and show that two of them are the best/most consistent of the bunch, I think the best thing Bork can do is to play the two that are playing the best at that moment. I have no problem with Nate and Travis playing pretty consistently for a week or two until one of them starts to slump, only to be replaced by Pat. Huff would be sliding from OF to 1st any time a move happened, but I think it would be worth it.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree, but I also believe that the team is stronger if they know who’s a starter and who is a role player day in day out. It’s hard to argue though, considering nobody has really been consistent. What is most important though, is that Velez is picked off or clanks very soon so we don’t have to see his mug anymore.

by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 20, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't not believe in Ishikawa

There is a lot to be said for an above average defender at 1b. It makes the rest of the infield better in a way that no other position can effect others. That’s bad grammar but Travis is good on D.

With that in mind, if he could put up an .800 OPS he would be a very good regular.

Now if he could hit 20 HR and drive in 80 RBIs…maybe bat around .280. He’d be amazing!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 20, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

is snow still coaching him over there?

by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 20, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, Travis is coaching JT now. That’s why JT stopped mumbling so much.

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by cornball on Jul 20, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BARBI!

I just thought of that…

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don’t think there are enough outs available at 1B to make an amazing defender/.800 OPS hitter a good proposition.

I know what Fangraphs says. I also think they are full of shit. :-)

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by DrStankus on Jul 20, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does fangraphs say?

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got here

Suck it Grant, you fucking buzzkill.

by Bar None on Jul 20, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FLAGGED

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Curt Schilling's RPG

Link

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by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

In this game, you role play an asshole, the twist is that all you do is shit.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 20, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE CINEMATIC!!

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/wields vorpal sock

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by EliminateMe on Jul 20, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think

That if this team wants to be a playoff team they need to either add a LF, RF and/or 1B.

Huff can play 1B or LF, so that leaves a couple places to upgrade.

Having Burrell, Ishikawa and Nate come off the bench would be the best scenario.

I also think Bowker would be better than all of them and player like DeJesus or Branyan would be a great fit.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm with you

Except I don’t want rentals, so Fielder or DeJesus are my white whales.

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by GiantPain on Jul 20, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rental thing doesn't bother me with those two

Since we get them in 2011 and will get compensation if they leave.

I would only want DeJesus if we don’t overpay as he’s having a career year. But this is Moore we’re talking about.

Fielder: Not worth it.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want the Giants to win the World Series. There’s a part of me, wholly irrational, that thinks there are maybe seven guys on the roster who can’t be traded and the rest are fungible if it means significant improvements. Still, Sanchez or Bumgarner for Hart is a bad deal and I also agree with the DNW Fielder.

by Every6thDay on Jul 20, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with you

but FWIW Branyan isn’t a rental-he has a 5M option for next year

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

branyon?

is he really a big enough upgrade over what we have to warrent whatever would need to be given up?

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by TrojanCBB on Jul 20, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

same with DeJesus.

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 20, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum is not being traded.

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by bgunn on Jul 20, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Won't argue that.

Just meant that he and the Sanchise are the two that keep getting named as what other teams want.

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by TrojanCBB on Jul 20, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't hurt to want

But it makes no sense for a team that is trying to contend to trade a pitcher from its starting rotation for a bat. Then you’ve just solved one problem and created another! Now if Sanchez or Bumgarner had been part of a package to get Cliff Lee, that would make sense. But everybody’s talking about Sanchez for Fielder, Bumgarner for Hart, which is just stupid.

by taliesin on Jul 20, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, there's no fucking chance they trade madbum

not even worth discussing

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what if the Braves offered Heyward?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 20, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if they throw in Hanson.

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by cheno on Jul 20, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beck?

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by bgunn on Jul 20, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a [e] pro hitter!

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmm Bop!

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by DrStankus on Jul 20, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if Angelina Jolie called me tonight and invited me over?

See? It’s fun to thing about things that will never happen!

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

’specially since she already invited me over

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 20, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so. He was acquired pretty cheaply in the first place.

Average OBP, massive power, and good defense.

I’d prefer Branyan hitting 6th a lot more than having Ishikawa, Uribe or Nate there.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be against this

good defense though? Really? I haven’t paid attention

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man if we got DeJesus

so many Lebowski GIFS

When he does something awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IONyLZn0pLI

Nobody Fucks with De Jesus

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 20, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut the fuck up Donny

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 20, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

bears repeating

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by nogooddeed on Jul 20, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can get you a fucking toe.

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by cornball on Jul 20, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey nice marmot!

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 20, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the fucking eagles, man

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by DrStankus on Jul 20, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Jul 20, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

I also like, “It’s down there somewhere, lemme take another look.”

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by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking

I like this whole Beating LA thing
No Dodger trolls coming over here.
Good riddance fuckers

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 20, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 20, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

One came over last night during the 9th calling a walkoff

He was lol’d off the board.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good!

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 20, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Pika's reply after the K
STFD

nice, good call though

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

pika ftw

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the optimist camp, kind of

I think there’s a chance he really can have an OPS in the low 800s, so I’d like to see Ishikawa get four starts a week until he proves one way or the other if he can be an average major league first baseman. I would like the organization to not go into this off-season still not knowing whether they should keep him or not, and the alternatives for the starting lineup are no great shakes themselves (Uribe, Renteria, Burrell, Eugenio, Schierholtz), and Schierholtz is probably the only member of that group who might have a future with the club.

by taliesin on Jul 20, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Still believe

No duh. Ishikawa is not gonna hit 350 for his career.

But he should be getting starts. Some of his biggest problems are in identifying major league pitching, but on the other side you have some great potential if he can cover and protect the plate better. Signing bonus baby. Big Age 21 year. Couple of years of flail, but then the 2008 resurgence. He’s had his “Belt-moments” and his adjusting to the league time. If he develops into a good player, it is happening now, and now is the time to take advantage of his cheap contract years.

And it just so happens, that he is also in a hot stretch right now. So let him hit until he shows otherwise.

Better option then Velez.

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by kennv on Jul 20, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant, you got it wrong

Something about this post has been bothering me. You said Travis was not a .342 hitter. I did some research and it turns out that right now he is a .342 hitter.

Travis is NOT a .341 hitter or a .343 hitter.

Get it right next time!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 20, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT IF I CAME HERE FOR N00Z

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

How big of a pit . . .

. . . and how big of a spit would it take to rotisserize Emmett Ashford ? Shag Crawford?

And how long? Two days?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 20, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

If Ishi plays, who doesn't?

Posey can’t catch everyday, and we don’t want him to. When Whiteside catches, Posey plays first, and should.
Huff’s not a bad defensive first baseman, and he’s also key to our offense. He can play right, but he’s stretched there. He can also play left, which is the only position Burrell can play. And Sandoval can play first, and sometimes should.
What makes most sense is to do what Bochy’s doing—say that first base, left field and right field belong to Huff, Burrell, Schierholtz, Posey, Ishikawa and Schierholtz. Play matchups and ride hot hands. Out of that group, we’ve got an OK group offensively.
We don’t need Velez in that mix. I would love for Bowker to be, but he’s not, and won’t be unless someone gets hurts. Next year, probably in May or June, I suspect that Belt will force himself into that conversation, and end up just taking the 1B job. What I don’t want is for us to weaken our starting rotation to force DeJesus or Corey Hart or someone into that rotation, when there’s no reason to think they’d really be that much better than what we have already.

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by Giantsfan4life on Jul 20, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like playing the hot hands.

Baseball doesn’t work that way.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball works that way – sometimes things are falling and sometimes not, sometimes a hitter is ‘in the groove’ and is putting the barrel on the ball and sometimes not. It’s just not a reliable way to manage and/or gamble.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re kind of agreeing with me? lol

I think I didn’t say it write. Obviously baseball does work that way, but it’s not something that you can control and foresee.

No manager thinks “well I think Travis is gonna put up a ridiculous BABIP this week so let’s play him.”

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think at least some do – ’Jerky’s been swinging well lately’ is a fairly commonly heard sentiment, I think. Maybe it’s just Bochy. I agree that that’s not a good thing to base your decisions on though.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don’t believe in slumps in baseball, unless it’s something where the approach has actually changed over time (Sandoval over a few months).

But when Posey had his “slump” earlier this year, he honestly didn’t look too much different than when he got called up (he was hitting a lot of grounders and liners at people).

You just have to stick with what you have.

/Bowker’d

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been told you can tell who is hot by how smooth their leg kick is

by panda revival on Jul 20, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm probably falling intto the chasm here...

…but you really don’t believe in slumps?

You are telling me you follow the Giants and you don’t believe in slumps?

Just look at one Freddy Sanchez right now for a perfect example. He is not seeing the ball like he was when he first came back and his confidence is down at the plate.

by nofreetime on Jul 20, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t.

I believe in BABIP slumps, but I don’t think a player suddenly forgets how to hit for a couple weeks.

Freddy Sanchez lined out, hit a line drive single, and hit a ball pretty well for a sac fly yesterday.

He looked a lot better at the plate than Huff yesterday, does that mean he’s hot and Huff is in a slump?

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe in slumps

and I don’t think they are BABIP but rather mental slumps.

I think hitting a baseball at the MLB level is a very trying mental exercise. There was just a story about how Torres improved significantly once he treated his ADD with medication.

by nofreetime on Jul 20, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

My definition of a slump is something that lasts over a month.

Pablo Sandoval slumped.

Buster Posey did not.

Aaron Rowand just sucks.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Pablo’s slump wasn’t just random variation in ball placement, IMHO.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’m saying. That was a real slump.

I don’t believe a guy can slump for 2 days.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand what you are saying. First you said, there are no slumps only BABIP. Now you seem to be saying you can slump that is not BABIP but only if you are “slumping” for a month.

This really doesn’t make any sense.

by nofreetime on Jul 20, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t believe in the traditional sense of a slump as in, “OMG he’s 0-10, sit him.”

Maybe I didn’t make it clear. But usually when a hitter is truly “slumping,” I believe it’s because he’s changed something in his approach that’s caused him to become a different player over a long period of time.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect . . .

. . . that slumps cause slumps.

By that, I mean that when the sheer chances of the game cause a player’s results to drop, the player often starts looking for a “cause” when there is in fact no true “effect”—and, in the process, the player changes things he’s been doing and generally gets himself tangled in a real slump, caused by his messing about.

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by owlcroft on Jul 20, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can agree with this.

I think the whole point I was trying to make is that managers who make lineups based on who last had an 0-4 is just stupid.

It went on a tangent that I didn’t want.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with your take on this. I remember some BLB interviews where he’d talk about how suddenly the ball would get real big or real small and how that was the difference between a 10-HR week and a 0-HR week.

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by cornball on Jul 20, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss BLB.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 20, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's this cafe.

It caters to the wounded Giant fan.
He’s OK with the skinny Elvis but feels that because Elvis put fat in his diet he shouldn’t be herHALLded.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really dig his neon font.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was Steve Martin

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by nogooddeed on Jul 20, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mole: not hot in any sense of the word

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by nogooddeed on Jul 20, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So after perusing his stats a little more (I know it's SSS, but still interested me)

put me out of the “I believe” camp and into the “this is a total fluke” camp.

O Swing%:

09: 27.9%
10: 31.3%

Z-Swing%:

09: 71.9%
10: 66.1%

O-Contact%:

09: 45.8%
10: 68.1%(!!)

So he’s swinging at MORE pitches out of the zone, not less. He’s just making contact with those pitches nearly 20% more than his career average. And his walk rate is basically the same it’s always been. And he’s actually swinging at fewer pitches IN the zone.

I think we’re seeing a Velez-ian hot streak here soon to be followed by a terrible crash into a burning hillside. Unfortunately he’s now been branded a “CLUTCH HITTUR” so a change will not be made when necessary.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Only thing is, he doesn’t really have a “career average” since he’s barely played a full season before this year.

That being said, I do agree that it’s all a fluke.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I know

but neither did Torres, and we can still see the difference even when he had limited ABs this year. What I was looking for is evidence that Ishi’s approach at the plate has changed, and maybe that’s why he’s been better. But if anything, his approach is WORSE, he’s just getting lucky

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well you could also make the claim that he’s simply putting the ball in play more.

He did strike out a lot last year, so he’s giving his BABIP a chance to work magic.

He’s always had a high BABIP, but has struck out over 25% of the time (below 20% this year).

But yeah, a 36.7 LD% just isn’t sustainable LOL.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

His swinging strike % is way down this year, FWIW

so it could be. Maybe he’s Sandoval light (LOL LIGHT GET IT)

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not WAY down

like 5%

And there’s no way that LD is sustainable, hell most players are lucky to crack 20%

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 % isn't negligible

give me a break, I’m fishing for hope here.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

5% in a SSS is

FISH? YOU WANT TO FISH?

Hmm

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fish is gross.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 20, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight's Lineup

RF – TORRES
2B – SANCHEZ
C – POSEY
LF – BURRELL
1B – SANDOVAL
3B – URIBE
SS – RENTERIA
CF – ROWAND
P – LINCECUM

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 20, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

DNL

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by capn on Jul 20, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL OUR LINEUP LAST NIGHT SCORED 5 RUNS

LET’S NEVER USE IT AGAIN.

This is an awful fucking lineup. I guess Huff does need a night off, but what the actual fuck playing rent over ishi. Jesus christ.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also rowand

WHY DO YOU KEEP PLAYING HIM. HE FUCKING SUCKS.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

60 MILLION REASONS

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 20, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things always get funky vs lefties

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 20, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, you need a different lineup against lefties than against righties. This one looks pretty good to me.

by Evan on Jul 20, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: “What the actual fuck” is probably my favorite phrase picked up from lurking at this site, thank you.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 20, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't claim it

forgot who came up with it, but yeah it’s pretty great

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I associate the phrase with jponry.

by Evan on Jul 20, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I searched the site for it and the 5 earliest results are all from her.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard she stole it from jporny.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

you were right to do so

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by jponry on Jul 20, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a pretty big fan of "toad fuckery."

I just hope I don’t slip up and use it in front of my students once school starts again.

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by breadfan7 on Jul 20, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Also

“shit that’ fuck”

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

its the "facing a tough leftie" lineup

lineup # 248 in the continuing efforts of Bruce Bochy to seem like a smart person.

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by nogooddeed on Jul 20, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schulman pointed out:

 hankschulman
  
Lefties hitting .179 vs. Kershaw. Righties .231.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 20, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol batting average in small samples

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

career it’s .233 and .194 over 1660 plate appearances. whatever. just fucking win, giants.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 20, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, unfortunately he's pretty good

but his OBPA is about 100 points higher than BAA, so take walks, guys! LOL

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

go watch a mailman

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 20, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T SWING

and hope he’ll be gone after 5

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Schulman point out that Huff is also better than everyone else at hitting, depsite being a lefty?

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just figure they're resting Huff

they can’t be stupid enough to simply be sitting him because of a LHP right?!

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably just rest. Giants don’t have a day off for awhile

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by heimy25 on Jul 20, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

has to be

I’m pretty sure huff is above the platoon nonsense.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if you are going to rest him, picking your spots is probably a good idea.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like, not against the Dodgers and their best pitcher?

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it makes sense that if you’re going to rest him in a series, rest him when they are facing a pitcher that is brutal on lefties.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I have a hard time being mad about that. He’s old and we need him in shape.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best athlete on the team

Honestly, we just need more VROOM out there.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

correction: "Best athlete on the field"

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by nogooddeed on Jul 20, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Players need days off sometimes, and for Huff those days should generally come against lefties.

by Evan on Jul 20, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

AUBREY HUFF VS. LHP THIS YEAR

.310/.388/.540

OPS .928

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW MANY RIBEYEZ?

To be fair, Kershaw isn’t your typical lefty.

Still inexcusable.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still inexcusable.

This.

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by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

21 RIBEYES 6 TATERS!

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just realized what your avatar is. Yikes, dude.

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by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I could not resist.

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Natto made the original.

I warned everyone then I would be using it as my avatar.

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eww

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by cornball on Jul 20, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty sure it's just rest

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

So what’s the real lineup?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Throwing in the towel Bochy, nice.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it was nice beating LA once

no need to rub their faces in it.

Fuck off, bruce.

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wants to get their confidence back.

The Dodgers that is.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Huff?

LOL RENT/ROWAND

7-8-9 will probably be very uneventful tonight.

Also, LOL KEEPING ROWAND IN CENTER FIELD OVER TORRES.

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

7-8-9 will probably be very uneventful tonight.

Timmy’s approach will be better than the other two. And, no, I’m not exaggerating.

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by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It WAS in Chavez Ravine where Timmy went 3 for 3 with 3 RBI in a 9-0 shutout.

Stranger things have happened.

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by breadfan7 on Jul 20, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey that happened to be the game FOX chose to allow me and lil jhiat to watch that Saturday!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

the announcers were pretty bummed

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want this to happen

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

So wait, you’re still supposed to catch the ball, but over here instead of over there? I am so confused.

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by cornball on Jul 20, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

moderates occupy the center

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by nogooddeed on Jul 20, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can't adjust to having 2 walls near him

He can’t decide which one to run through

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just keep telling yourself that they are “showcasing” Rowand.
To who and for what? I dunno…
Maybe the glue factory called.

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by Merope on Jul 20, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably better than the last lineup the Giants barfed up against Kershaw:

Remember April 18, 2010? A foolhardy Sergio Romo through a hanging slider to a slider speed-bat held by Manny Ramirez… a 2-1 Giants defeat. The starting 9?

LF Velez
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
C Molina
2B Uribe
CF Torres
RF Schierholtz
SP Zito

by Every6thDay on Jul 20, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

JESUS CHRIST MY EYES!!! MY EYES, THEY BURN!!! ARRGHHH MAKE IT STOP PLEASE

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Velez

That was when Torres sucked too.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe because he was hitting 7th and not where he should have been?

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres pissed me off so much early in the year.

Couldn’t put a good swing on the ball, was making bad defensive plays, and was getting picked off the basepaths.

How times have changed.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually believed that was the lineup for tonight,

then i saw molina’s name and my heart started again

by panda revival on Jul 20, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's no way they'd hit velez leadoff again

……..

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's playing at the Ford Theatre tonight?

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by scout6 on Jul 20, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Setting yourself up for disappointment.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha ha ha ha ha . . .

. . . in a sepulchral Shadow laugh.

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by owlcroft on Jul 20, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if Bochy is still Bochy

/checks Bochy’s drivers license

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by nogooddeed on Jul 20, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny depressing cuz it’s not true

/spark plug’d

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I give it 48 hours, tops.

by Evan on Jul 20, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This line-up is bad.

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by cornball on Jul 20, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torry
Sanchy
Pos..uhh…Posy?
Burry
Sandy
Uriby
Renty
Shitbag
Lincy

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by manabout on Jul 20, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLNATE
Hit your home-runs somewhere else!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROWNADS

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, seriously

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not enjoy this lineup. This is a huge bag of suck compared to last nights lineup.

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t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Jul 20, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like a challenge to Lincecum

Let’s if you can throw back to back shutouts…

Because that’s your only chance.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

How dare you doubt Buster.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

so the challenge is really to Buster, not Timmy?

by Bar None on Jul 20, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point

Tim Lincecum shutouts in 2nd half: 1

Buster Posey shutouts: 2

SCIENCE

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS: Tim Lincecum holds Dodgers to negative runs.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 20, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe we can get Ishi’s run back

by Bar None on Jul 20, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stella got her groove back. Hell anything’s possible.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm waiting for the jokes about the second coming of Jesus

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by nogooddeed on Jul 20, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate and Ishi are held out due to a pending trade…

I can’t back this info up with any proof.

by HoosierGiant on Jul 20, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I wont hold my breath

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 20, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This isn’t inside info, just wishful thinking

by HoosierGiant on Jul 20, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always liked Ishikawa but have great doubts about how well he can do. I’d be ecstatic if he became JT Snow v. 2.

by Natto on Jul 20, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm thinking JT .005

But I was hoping that earlier. Remembering how JT went from all defense to really good out of nowhere it seemed. At least to me back then, not seeing any real numbers and just hearing him talk about changing his swing.

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 20, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade Travis for some bullpen help. I’m guessing a team out of the race will want to dump some salary for a cheap .342 hitter.

by RUSirius on Jul 20, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Eckstein just got thrown out at home

Ha!

Also, All-Star Omar Infante is hitting 3rd.

LOL COX

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck that guy!

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by cornball on Jul 20, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say give him another shot at first. Why not? If it doesn’t work, he can go back to his role as a PH/ defensive replacement.

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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 20, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez up Graham waits

Bullpen will be fine. Leave it.

What I don’t understand is why the Giants front office loves Velez. The guy is dumber than a box a rocks. Terrible baserunner, misses the cutoff man repeatedly. The Graham kid is tearing the cover off the ball. Is a smooth outfielder. Is smart on the basepath. How many times do we have to run Velez through the rinse cycle before we understand the guys is simply stained and the spots won’t come out. Graham is the only AAA player ready at this time. Are we talking arbitration eliible issues?

Mark my words Velez will make another dumb play on the basepath or miss the cutoff and bring his 255 bat to Frisco.

by Longtimewaiting on Jul 20, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I doubt even Frisco’s AA team, the Rough Riders, would want him.

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by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always enjoyed that Frisco burger from Hardee’s.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jul 20, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have Bowker or Rohlinger than Graham. Matt Downs too probably.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 20, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have a gas-filled corpse than Velez.

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by cornball on Jul 20, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shall call it Fire Bones.

by Every6thDay on Jul 20, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Brewers

giving up 8 (so far) in the 1st inning against Pittsburgh

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 20, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Cubs could do it

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

guess who sat alvarez

fuck

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he hit another one

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 20, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the plus side

votto and tommy hunter are awesome. And fuck you, matt garza. WTF

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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

10-7 now, this game is going to be hilarious.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 20, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ish deserves the shot

I am not an Ishikawa fan. But, the guy deserves the shot. He may be a better hitter than we all think. Right now he is raking and showing signs of blossoming. He may swoon in August but like so many young guys in this organization, they really don’t get the chance to stay up long enough to tell.

I thought Sabean was going to send Buster down after he started hot and then went four games looking like a high schooler. It is nice to see the Giants finally figured out Posey was better all around than Molina. With madbum pitching well it is time to give Scherholtz all of Rowands time. Send Rowand away. Pay 75% of his salary and ask for a nice AA prospect. Scherholtz deserve more time. Rowand is a white elephant. (no racial intent meant). He is shot. Let’s see Nate and Graham playing and dump these garbage heap players.

by Longtimewaiting on Jul 20, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny out 3 more weeks
Dodgers placed OF Manny Ramirez on the 15-day disabled list, retroactive to July 17, with a right calf strain.
It’s the second time Ramirez has been placed on the DL with an injury to his right calf this season. According to Evan Drellich of MLB.com, Dodgers manager Joe Torre called the strain “significant” and said the aging slugger would likely be sidelined for three weeks.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 20, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

smiles

fuck’em …

Cain is Able ...

by Norcalfan10 on Jul 20, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did anyone make a gif of Manny drop kicking back into second from that game before the break

I was at the game and laughed so damn hard.

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by grape on Jul 20, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if this is like his knee injury?

As I recall he had trouble remembering which knee he was supposed to be favoring.

I’m so thankful that the Giants did not get him.

by nofreetime on Jul 20, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both Damon Bruce and Ralph Barbieri last year during his 50 game suspension said the Giants should have signed him

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by SFGuy on Jul 21, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Never gets old, no matter what they say.

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed Chris Farley during “Grown-Ups.”

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by cheno on Jul 20, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Replaced by Chris Rock.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except when that happened Juan Fucking Pierre replaced him and hit the snot out of the ball. I was pissed.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pierre's hair was on fire

and I mean ALL of his hair. He never played like that before or since.

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by nogooddeed on Jul 20, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is what chapped my ass.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Mays here.......

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by nogooddeed on Jul 20, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

U R 5

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s his birthday today.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa again:

The man has a career BABIP of .348 (and is currently at .397). Maybe he is one of those marvels who can sustain such a BABIP, but I know where I’d lay my money. I suspect his line in extended play would show a dropoff in BA, not a rise to .280 or thereabouts; it’s currently .276, and I see a .260 to .270 as his future there. His career power factor is an unexciting 1.5 or so, and that may be giving him the best of it. And his walks rate, while not terrible, is still below league average and has been pretty consistent.

All in all, he is a so-so major-league hitter in the abstract, and a terrible hitter for a first baseman (whose capabilities do not seem likely to realistically include any other position). He has a good glove, true; but, as we used to say, with that and a token, you can get on the subway.

One thing this team—any team, really—does not need is a light-hitting defensive first baseman. We have a plethora of guys who can play first base and hit pretty well. There is enough talent on this team right now that intelligent use of it (I know, I know) will both score runs and catch the ball adequately or better, and Ishikawa is just not a part of it.

If the team needs something (other than perhaps pen help), it is a solid right fielder—in fact, just what John Bowker’s fans (of whom I am not one) think Bowker is or would be.

In all the years people paid me money for opinions on baseball, the chief thing I had to avoid was letting heart get in front of head when evaluating. Coulda, woulda, shoulda: the three horesmen of the apocalypse.

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by owlcroft on Jul 20, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

“Ishikawa” and “marvel” in the same post. You heard it here first! Really. Nobody else has ever said it.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 20, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

how comic

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by nogooddeed on Jul 20, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis Ishikawa enjoys Marvel comics.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vin Scully

Apparently he’s been salivating over Posey and MadBum (who wouldn’t?), and I’ve seen various Dodger fans across the internet (impressive I know) apparently realizing that Vin Scully is really a Giants fan.

Just makes me smile, even Vin Scully doesn’t like the Dodgers!

by DrDC on Jul 20, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Then again...

who could like those blue freaks

by calbearjd on Jul 20, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goatlanta!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goatse!

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by nogooddeed on Jul 20, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

see also Tommy Lee Jones in No Country for Old Men

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by nogooddeed on Jul 20, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a Mychael Urban chat during the game tonight. I expect good questions about his relationship with Zito.

Also, RyRohl isn’t in the Grizzlies lineup tonight. For a nanosecond, I hoped that the Giants realized they called up the wrong guy and were going to send Velez back.

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by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

never!

BEAT LA!

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say BEAT LA!! in November, for the next year.

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by Azmanz on Jul 20, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s only ONE November, you know.

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

long December?

And Posey is having amother great game.

by JohnnyDangerously on Jul 20, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

November Rain

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 20, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-1 Braves over Padres in the 6th

Also, Tony Gwynn Jr still wears his hat stupidly.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you honestly think the Padres aren’t going to come back and win it in the 9th?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the sticker still on it?

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you really bought the hat for the tags!

/snaps off corporate bobblehead logo
/uses hat sticker as beer coaster

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Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear they make great hats.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Mainway Toys?

Maker of the the Bag o Glass and Johnny Switchblade?

by calbearjd on Jul 20, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peachtree TV???

Yes, he does.
Where does one go for those insane stats for both teams when leading after 7?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoo!

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by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-1!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars, you are magical.

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by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

She may have mentioned this.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its magic inside?

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 20, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's for dinner?

Two chicken burritos and a 5-layer burrito fresco style from Taco Bell

by calbearjd on Jul 20, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Leftover pasta from Sunday – sausage, linguini and capers in vodka sauce, with a side of asparagus.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 20, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wotinell's a "caper" - outside of a crime or an impromptu celebratory dance?

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Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

little green pea-looking thing, real good in pasta

Tastes somewhere between an olive and a spoonful of mustard

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 20, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Microwave oughta loosten that baby right up.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 20, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just had lunch
A turkey sandwich
A peanut butter and honey sandwich
A tuna and crackers sandwich
and an ice cream sandwich.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 20, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't have lunch today

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have like no food, so I have had like 1 full meal a day for the last 3 days. I went to water polo today and almost died because I had no energy, so I came home and overcompensated.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 20, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I just woke up at 12:30 and decided to just wait for dinner

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats what I usually do, but then I go out and miss dinner, so I end up not eating anything.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 20, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, that's not good

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Thats why, when I do eat, it in usually in great quantities.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 20, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense

Do you also have a crazy high metabolism?

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 20, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know a couple people like that

like they eat anything and weigh under 150 lbs. It’s crazy

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait’ll they hit 30… 35…

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by Merope on Jul 20, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

it’s still really unhealthy, even if you don’t gain weight right away

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I'm sure they'll be fine cuz they exercise a lot

but it’s crazy

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Graham will look like Bengie when he’s 30.

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by SFGuy on Jul 21, 2010 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I caved to a craving I’ve had for awhile and got In N Out.

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by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

- splutter -

That’s what he was saying.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

i miss in n out so hard now.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 20, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you're throwing a changeup?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what’s weird? It wasn’t that good.

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by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you know, I did most of my In-N-Out consumption when I was in SoCal for college and pretty much on drugs all the time. So I think my affection for that place is 1/4 nostalgia, 1/2 weed, and 1/4 actual quality burgers.

Still want one, though.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 20, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s better than any other fast food, for sure. But, I’d rather have The Counter.

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by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like In N Out and all

But it’s not that great…awful fries

Still need to try 5 Guys

by calbearjd on Jul 20, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are putting one in downtown Pleasant Hill for all us East Bayers. I’m excited.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 20, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not as good as it used to be that’s for sure. Either the buns have gotten bigger or the burger’s gotten smaller.

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by Merope on Jul 20, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either the buns have gotten bigger or the burger’s gotten smaller.

That happens as you get older.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disneyland is like that...

Much smaller than I remembered as a kid

by calbearjd on Jul 20, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once I got my hands on it the meat got bigger (There's the set...)

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I rinse the dirt an' DDT off the lettuce, too.

But I love that crunchy texture…

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will result in deformed offspring?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flipper children?

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we’ve come full circle.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU call him a 'flipper child'.

I know better.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You look like Jim Carrey

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like him.

Minus the talent, popularity or income.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

She doesn’t like mushrooms

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 20, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're putting in right by my house

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You gotta ask for the fries “well done” – they double dunk them in the hot oil. They’re delicious!

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by can of corn on Jul 20, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo!

I was just about to say this.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jul 20, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, TWSS and I didn’t even notice.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 20, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to have a crappy sandwich, but now I’m going to get either some In-N-Out or go to Nations.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 20, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s contagious! I went because a friend mentioned she had it. Epidemic!

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by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

meme epidemic

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 20, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally's!

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that a thing?

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 20, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Burger?

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks tasty enough. I’d go to Kentucky to hit that, but not to Indiana.

(Sorry IN lurkers, your state sucks)

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 20, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are a few in CA, too. I have one close by in Anaheim, and while in college used to go to the one in LB quite a bit.

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally's is like Sonics to me

Always looks great on the commercials but seems like it would be disappointing in real life.

by calbearjd on Jul 20, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sonic is pretty meh.

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never tried Sonic.

Iused to live near a Chik-Fil-A though. Those are awesome.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 20, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are pretty good...

except it’s pretty expensive and unbelievably salty…

by calbearjd on Jul 20, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally's Swiss cheezburgerz

I haz had ‘em.
On more’n one occasion (and I DID remember the first when I went for the second).

Basically, the “That which does not leave you hugging the commode all day” works in a pinch.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there’s one down Fresno way. It’s basically processed grease.

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by Merope on Jul 20, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not hungry

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOULL EAT WHATS ON YOUR PLATE AND LIKE IT!!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL!

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by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t. I just ate In N Out.

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by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will have dinner vicariously through you.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds a little too much like the human centipede for my comfort.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s see how In-N-Out tastes after a couple go-arounds.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 20, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 20, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ew.

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by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT

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Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pork Chops

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ribeye

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 20, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

don’t let the straw hats claim it

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by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red bead and rice
baked chicken
smothered in gravy
Cactus Cooler
Copenhagen

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

desert

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

but sometimes as dessert, too

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ain’t havin’ kissin’ it. (ANOTHER set…)

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chinese take-out. Hopefully soon.

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by can of corn on Jul 20, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some folks' palates aren't as refined as other palates are.

See: In ‘n’ Out

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

unfamiliarity with what actually constitutes “chinese food”?

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 20, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking that, but I was hoping someone else would take the alley-oop. Dap.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 20, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s fast and relatively inexpensive, and easy to find. I’ll admit I like the orange chicken and the cream cheese rangoons. There was an orange beef thing that was pretty good, too. I don’t look at it as Chinese food – just saucy food with rice.

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by can of corn on Jul 20, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say it was good for you – just that it tastes good. Meh. I don’t get the people who eat at McDonalds, but lots of folks do.

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by can of corn on Jul 20, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of folks are sheep.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just nasty.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 20, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lawl "THING"

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The honey walnut shrimp is pretty good, too, for fast food.

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by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all about the expectations.

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by can of corn on Jul 20, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. It’s not exactly gourmet, and I try to stay away from it, but in a pinch it’ll do.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like straight - out - of - the - jar mayo.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys win. We’re disgusting.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once ate day - old McD's fries

 which had seasoned nicely in a pickup truck
The promised volunteer lunch truck never showed up. I was desperate. And VERY hungry.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would not eat shrimp from there

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 20, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, you would eat eggrolls!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 20, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay

I’m sure a decent number of you know that I’m an extreme Chinese food snob.

But I kinda like Panda Express.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 20, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

here’s the deal.

To me a legit authentic Chinese meal is about my favorite thing in the world. Americanized Chinese food can’t hope to compete. But then again, they’re so dissimilar that I tend not to even compare them.

So I don’t mind Kentucky Fried Panda. They do a decent Orange Chicken, which is my favorite inauthentic Chinese dish.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 20, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

But even for Americanize Chinese food

Panda is awful…only to be beaten by Pick Up Stix

Just go find some greasy Chinese restaurant somewhere…

by calbearjd on Jul 20, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pick Up Stix is effing terrible. And expensive to boot.

I dunno there are some soulless, mushy crappy independent Chinese food places out there. I would award KFP lower middle status, with some bonus points for consistency.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 20, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much how I feel about gyros (YEAR - ohs)

Had my first (through, oh, twenty fifth) in Greece.
Succulent as ONdres’ bat the day is long.

Nothing here compares.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Butt Pee?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

gonna whip up some Joe's Special

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by zenbitz on Jul 20, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant

When someone says they don’t wanna be that guy…. most likely they are that guy!

by ACgiant97 on Jul 20, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Tony Gwynn admires his tags

as a ball sails over his head

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That was Kemp-like.

by Hamed on Jul 20, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Rockies.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 20, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Diaz singles with bases loaded

4 – 1 Braves

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I was wondering if the Braves would pull a Giant...

But they scored with the bases loaded and less than 2 outs.

by calbearjd on Jul 20, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jinxed them...GIDP

Braves fan experiences what it’s like to root for the Giants

by calbearjd on Jul 20, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Venters

Without my readers on I thought it was Wohlers.

Also – were Everth Cabrera’s parents drunk when they named him?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like this

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who is currently having a second half renaissance
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Francis is good. That is bad.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 20, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A BUNCH OF CLOWNS

in straw hats!!!!

No opening thread for you, unless Natto steps up, which I doubt.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 20, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t even claim ribeyes.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Pirates about to blow a 9 run lead.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 20, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t worry, milwaukee will give it back.

i love this game.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 20, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

mod of the moment = nobody

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 20, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my god carl crawford

anyone see that? Wow. That is pretty bad. But hilarious.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who is currently having a second half renaissance
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 20, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes! But that’s why they make cups.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cups can only do so much…

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 20, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, like protect your balls from getting beaned… it would still hurt, but not like that.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the most flukey, random thing.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, why is he out? The ball hit him.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude tagged him whilst he was on the ground.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if the ball hits the runner, isn’t he supposed to be safe? Otherwise you could just throw it at his face, watch him fall down, then tag him out.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think throwing at a guys head would have the accuracy to be too effective

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 20, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. If a pitcher throws at a hitter, he gets a free base. Should be the same with runners.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I was a runner I’d try to get hit by it then. Coming in a lot slower than what they see at the plate

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 20, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same rules. If he does it intentionally, it’s his problem. I don’t see any difference.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better yet...

Throw at head…have fielder clock the runner.

by calbearjd on Jul 20, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the thrown ball strikes the runner, the ball is live and play continues (unless it is ruled obstruction by the runner). In the old days if you didn’t get down on a double play they would in fact bean you for trying to obstruct the play.
If you tried to throw it at the runner and missed, you would give up a lot of bases… I think the price of failure is too high for it to be an effective tactic.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like kickball

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 20, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess. It’s still stupid. Why should Crawford be out on that play?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he got tagged while not standing on the base. It’s not soccer where you flop and play stops – the play finishes and then you worry about being hurt. He is the victim of terrible luck.
Apparently in the 1978 World Series Reggie Jackson managed to get himself in the way of a throw and broke up a double play… interference was not called so the play stood.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could use the exact same logic to allow fielders to trip runners too. Or to punch them in the face.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are both expressly prohibited… if the ball had rolled away from the fielder, he could have advanced (assuming that were physically possible). Interestingly, it might have been John McGraw’s propensity for doing just that sort of thing (while the umpire was following the flight of the ball) that brought about the modern multi-umpire crew.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand why he WAS called out. I just disagree with the rule. It’s interference. Interference is interference regardless of whether or not it was intentional.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 20, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy Lasorda is still pissed about that 1978 play.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 21, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE IS THE GAME THREAD?!

Get ’er done, mods.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 20, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

GET OFF YER HANDS MCC BRASSZ

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I'LL DO IT

(THAT ought to light a fire under their asses.)

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANARCHY!

FOLLOW ME MCCOVEN, I WILL LEAD YOU TO THE PROMISED LAND. WE WILL PLANT CORN AND START A VOLUNTEER FIRE DEPARTMENT. I WILL SHOW YOU A WORLD FREE FROM THE BANHAMMER OF DICTATORS!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 20, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

What the actual fuck? The volunteer fire department part has me rolling.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/doesn’t need no “department” to start no fahrrs

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read your blog?

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

OPEN YOUR EYES XANATHAN

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or

If you find yourself alone…
riding in green fields
with the sun on your face…
do not be troubled.

You are in Gamethread heaven

by calbearjd on Jul 20, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huzzah!!

/hangs back to let others rampage/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 20, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So . . .

. . . was Norm Cash a .361 hitter?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 20, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Gameday Thread

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 20, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: carl crawford = master of bad luck

pick off throw to the groin LOL orioles

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 20, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I WANT THE GAME TO START SO BAD

BEAT LA!!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 20, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I would be okay with that game never having started.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jul 20, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's the matter with Grant?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s a bum?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 20, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/golf clap

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should not feel like once a week the padres lose, for fucks sake.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 20, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, this pregame show sucks really really hard.

Gary, FP and Urban all sound like they’re talking out their asses.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 20, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The complete lack of sports knowledge irritates me to no end

Plus he’s like 60 and obsesses over sluts in Hollywood like he’s a 15 year old girl.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 20, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

was Urban really the coach of the Slavakian national team?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 20, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's new?

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 20, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

fart

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 20, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What else is new?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 20, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t like the Domino’s Pizza countdown to first pitch??

by vhants on Jul 20, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG, it’s awful.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 20, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

More snobby food talk? In this case, the countdown show.

The re-done pizza isn’t quite as bad as it used to be. The sauce tastes better, and the crust has some good flavor. Obviously not my favorite pizza, but when I gotta go mass quantity to feed various kids, it’s probably the best option.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 20, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Costco pizzas are huge and only around $10.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 20, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did anyone listen to Damon Bruce today

dude has no idea how the ROY system works. He was telling his listeners that Posey wouldn’t have enough at bats to be eligible for ROY. I shit you not.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 20, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PIKA

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 20, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if you did need to qualify..

Posey will qualify.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 20, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get off your hands, MCC BRASS!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 20, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

is this the thread?

by justhangin on Jul 20, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Walrus Man , save us

we need a game day thread

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 20, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Kenshin will log on, see his unicorn, and make a gameday thread.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This shouldn’t make me as excited as it does.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Puddlin'.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t this why Jponry wanted to be a mod?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 20, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

So it's 15 mins to 1st pitch

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

And????

Desire is the root of all pain…

by calbearjd on Jul 20, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we need a GDT

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 20, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t like talking to us? :(

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 20, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wants large talk!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 20, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

very large talk!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 20, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to rule the world!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Time Zone"

Afrika Bambaata: “Who wants to be a president or king?
Johnny Disaster Rotten: ”ME!"

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 20, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!! BEAT LA!!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 20, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

That's not small talk ....

beat la;; beat la;;

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 20, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

save it for the GDT

its coming, i know it

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 20, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is so unprofessional

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 20, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

lol mods

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 20, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Where’s the GDT? LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 20, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re saved!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 20, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAVE US JPONRY, YOURE OUR ONLY HOPE.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 20, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO BAD I CAN TASTE IT

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 20, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before I read this...

I hated that movie.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 20, 2010 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

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