Beat LA Thread #4
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BEAT LA
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Scored before the second out was recorded.
by Into the Void on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
umps busy on I pad
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I choose this as the correct answer
by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Scored before Torres was thrown out
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought the force out would have cancelled that out?
guess not
by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
weird. I need to reread my rule books.
by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Well it was a force out, but I think it’s slightly different than a force out when advancing to the next bag, maybe?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
nofree is correct; it is not a force
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Make-up for last inning.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess we get that run afterall
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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It is, but not a fielders choice type.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
It is a time play not a force play.
The run scores before the out at first so it counts.
Thank God for a new thread
My computer was smoking.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
same... just saying that on GSOM
i dont know how you stand some of the stuff they say there
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFff
At least the run scored but goddammit Andres.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
I am not sure how many other different ways there are.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I am just saying, I cannot think of a new way that this team has not already done.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
There must be some version of the cycle for DP.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Scully says because the baserunners passed each other they should have been out. I wasn’t watching….
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
When the hell did they pass each other?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well Jon mother fucking Miller says Pablo made the tag before the run scored, so suck it Vin!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Scully also began this inning by saying something about how things "evened out" over those two plays
Not really. The ump totally blew one call and gave the Dodgers a run. The Giants gave away an out on the other play but did actually, correctly score a run.
by Duelling Brandos on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Run scored = make-up call??
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
So wait, is that the only time when a double play doesn’t count as an AB in your record?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’d assume it’d be the same if there’s no one out and you hit into a DP but a run on third scores. Right?
by Into the Void on Jul 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
like a ground ball DP? That can’t happen
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
First and third, no out, double play, run scores.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
that is an AB and no RBI
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
no
sac fly and RBI.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
oops.
nevermind
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
NO. I was right the first time.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that’s still an AB. You don’t get an RBI, I don’t believe.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip said Mole gets the RBI
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
He did not hit into a double play. It will not be credited as such. Once the first out is made directly, all runners proceed at their peril. That’s the language of the rulebook.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
son of bitch, SHIT!
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
My theory
Giants are so mad at the officiating they are trying to find every niche and strange ruling in the book to just test the umpires.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This is seriously the ugliest lead ever.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No lead is an ugly one. It might be mildly unattractive, sure, but face it – in a drunken haze, you’d still tap it.
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Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Jul 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Then again. lots of ugly people get sex.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This lead is like that chic with the hot body but the questionable face
It’s not pretty, but it gets the job done.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
+109
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
May I introduce you to Coors Field and/or Fenway Park?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Replace Katt’s son with Andres
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mnYfsUyY_I
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
not good at counting
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Afraid of being taken out by Velez
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Just his special way
Of saying “WELCOME BACK EUGENIO!”
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
deal with it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
suck it, Blake
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
Do the Giants remember how many outs there are in this thread?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
New Rule
Sanchez is not allowed to bat when Ishi is at third with less than two outs. BAD STUFF HAPPENS.
Let's bring the...
watching the LA broadcaST
and have yet to see a replay. Did Torrest pass Rent at some point?
by Duelling Brandos on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand starts tomorrow
that may be just the excuse Bochy needs to never play Torres again
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
Casey Blake sucks.
Carlos Santana.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
Blake you can suck it
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
Here's your goddamned Journey, you Dodger scum.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Reminded me of Pablos baserunning that one time.
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
The giants should lead this game 7-0
Epic fail with the bases loaded today.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
HEY ITS THE HOOK!
nasty!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
extrabaggs Did Velez pinch run for Torres and they forgot to announce it? Massive #facepalm there.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
Defensive liability enters the game
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Oh Baggarly, you’re so sassy.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Baggs saying facepalm seems weird
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That’s not fair. Torres has never been a smart baserunner.
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Good point
At least he’s a pretty good basestealer though, unlike Velez.
by RoyaleWithCheese on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
STFD FUCKER
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
upping my count on both searches there.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hey it's Jeremy Affeldt
I missed that guy
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
Bang.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
Dodger games bring out the worst in people.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah, this is the Affeldt we remember
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT LONEY!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
thought that was Dan Runzler.... but ok
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
i played baseball... kinda in high school
didn’t make the team though :(
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
What’s “kinda”
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, well, yeah.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
don't, just don't get too involved in the convo
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Oooh. Interesting.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I've figured out Mad Bum's success
The hitters can’t stop laughing at his pitching faces.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
wanna know who else is drunk?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe this happens during every single game that involves torture.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, and good job Affeldt
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Let there be Range
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
Get some dirt on your shirt, Pablo.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
Better than in play: run(s).
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
I DOUBLE DARE YOU MATT
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
What do I get besides Matt if I steal him?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Everybody chill
that wasn’t even solid contact. Affeldt is in control.
by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
He at least has 2 pitches now instead of fastball spam.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Semi OT
So where are all those KNBR callers saying that we should have gotten Manny when he’s been a complete bust for the money in L.A.
Let's bring the...
your answer
KNBR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL Fat
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
This just popped into my head after what Torres just did...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ94rkwdTvQ
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
Just got out of a screening...
and heard the Giants walk the bases loaded and then somehow Affeldt of all people get them out of it? This is going to be the shakiest bullpen in a World Series in quite a while, methinks.
/Tigers pitcher throws another ball into the left field corner
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
The curve is ridonk tonight.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
Possibly hit belliard after he swung.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
THat ball hit Belliard
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
knew it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
oh crap umpires again..
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
What the fuck just happened there?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The man.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Ump's fucking the Giants again?
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
now they get together!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
...this game is so strange.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
FINALLY!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
ST...FD?
WHATEVER GO HOME
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
Wow Ump got it right
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
Suck it Dodgers
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
LOL EVERY SINGLE OBSCURE RULE IN THE BOOK
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I hope they have to look up the one where the batter fouls the ball off the third base ump’s head into fair territory and hits the home plate ump on the backswing.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone tell SIRM to catch a pop up with his mask!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster Posey
Smart Man
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Southern California finally slides off into the ocean..
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
I’m not sure what just happened
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, that’s a good memory.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
yep
I almost don’t mind the Juan Uribe boot, even.
Almost is the key word there, I'm guessing
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Thank you for conferring, umps
That would have been helpful a couple of times before now
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
"They got the call right"
Only took them a few tries :-/
YEAH POSEY
rollin like a big shot!
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
UMPS GET CALL RIGHT?!!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
I could read his lips
he said “Belliard needs to sit the fuck down.”
by Into the Void on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT MOTHER FUCKING DODGERS
Sorry for the expletive.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
STFD
I still have no idea what just happened.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
He struck out but the ball hit him in the foot.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, okay. All I heard on the radio was something about the ball going into the stands after he swung at the pitch.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Schierholtz'd
Swung at a pitch that him.
Dead ball, strike three, inning over.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
I like that he
immediately turned to the ump to explain it
If Buster ain't havin' it
Why then, I ain’t havin’ it neither.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
That would be an amazingly bad call if they didn’t call that right.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
everyone talks about panda coming back second half
a 2009 affeldt would also go a long way towards a pennant push. good job jeremy.
Nate shouting from the bench that he understands that play.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ahahahahahaa
I love Nate but oh man LOLing here
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
AFFELDT IS AWESOME AGAIN
Extend the extension Sabez! Get on it!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
/tim wakefield extension for affeldt
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
z
What did Buster do?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He was a better umpire than the umpire
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
couple things involving water:
walking on it
turning it into wine
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
He said he ain’t havin’ it.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
YOUR AN ALL STAR
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
You're
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
GO PLAY
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
GO PLAY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
AND ADIOS
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
how is he even real? *_____*
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s a god walking among mortals.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
He’s walking dreaminess.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
This Geico commercial is like 20 dB louder than the rest of the commericals
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
Is that the one with the screaming hick?
New low, GEICO.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s that guy from Full Metal Jacket
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey’s so damn good, he throws guys out without even having the ball in the field of play.
by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
Buster: “Blue I AIN’T HAVIN IT”
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
This is the worst game to have no radio or TV for.
I am so freaking confused right now.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
gameday LOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
“Oh okay a swinging strikeout, simple enough. Awesome!”
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I am watching it on TV
and it does not help the confusion. You might say it is super effective.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He’s also got a 13 game hitting streak going which is the longest in the majors :D.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
He's got something else that's the longest in the majors
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Bow chicka bow wow.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
This game

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Nice tail, Gamer.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
azn's are weird, hence, JCT is weird
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
first Giant tonight who’s demonstrated that.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you get first base if it bounces and hits you but you don't swing?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
No, no, guys
Buster thought that he was out because he swung.
“That’s strike 3 and shit, ump! Why the hell is he at first fucking base?”
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Sorry, Mr. Posey sir. I will correct that instantly.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
VIn Scully acting like “The scales balanced” on the bad calls… funny how he showed the blown call on the sandoval tag on replay, but NOT the supposed blown call when the runners allegedly passed one another on the basepaths
Somehow, I used to think he was less homerish than this.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jul 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
I haven't listened to him since I was in school 5 yrs ago
but he sort of made his name by NOT being a homer. At all.
Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.
He’s being a little bit biased tonight.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
win
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Retirement age legend is retirement age.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
So two bad calls go against the Giants. One is corrected, one is not. And that qualifies as balancing the scales?
Sounds like he’s losing it.
by RoyaleWithCheese on Jul 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
"Buster's worked long and hard as his ball blocking"
by BrianIsAwesome on Jul 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
I’ve never seen anyone swing at a HBP that hit the ground first.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
Hasn’t Nate done that?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I aint nevah seen no elephant fly!
by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a shame that was foul
I would have enjoyed a homerun, there
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOL Huff
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Jon just made Buster sound like a massive cock block
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HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
I hope so
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I want to beat the fucking dodgers
He is the best reliever we have.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Joe Mauer type player
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
MLB Network was wrong!
3 analysts predicted a 2 hit game for Buster
by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Buster
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
ugly
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
early swing was early.
fuck Jeff Weaver.
by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
Buster may have tools...
…but I bet he doesn’t have a pencil reamer.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
WTP
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
all you can do is hit the ball hard, then it’s up to babip
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilson
FINISH THIS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
...whatever this is.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
(with outs, not runs)
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo had a mediocre game
but his clutch hit still gives him a solid B for tonight
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HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
Just that one tag play
even though the umps blew it like jenna haze, he shoulda went to first
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HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s had a pretty good game
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Can still lose wth a 10 pitch inning.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
A 3 pitch inning would be even better.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL, GovernorStephCurry hasn’t been back since he got ripped on
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
he went back to GSOM and posted some fanpost
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He can’t come back until this game is over
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
What did he do?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Something about “CG shutout for MadBum?” a minute or so before the Furcal jack.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's do this Wilson
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Sure would have been nice if bork didn’t use wilson yesterday, oh well. Romo didn’t look that good today but he hadn’t pitched since sunday before the ASB.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
All time list: closers
Moustache: Rollie Fingers
Fu Manchu moustache: Goose Gossage
Chaw: Rod Beck
Wild hair spilling out of the hat: Dennis Eckersley
Hair so hideous that even the bit you can see tells you how ugly the rest of it is: Brian Wilson
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
Torture
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
SIRM
Wilson trying to make it interesting.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
fuck you, Russell Martin
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
why the hell
is wilson so enamored with his slider when he throws 98?
by patneededthetowel on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
this guy is a GIDP waiting to happen
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
So I guess this was never likely to be a 1-2-3 inning, was it?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
No inning ever is
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Just throw it down the middle, Brian. Please don’t let it get to Ethier. Please.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
/looks around the table for THE TORTURE/
There it is.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
Come one Martin
Test Buster.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
A double play would be cool.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
If Anderson reaches safely...
I predict we are in big trouble.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
is it just me or
do i hear “Go Giants” chants.
Highly doubtful
It’s probably a GIANTS SUCK chant. They were doing that when they were being shut out 9 – 0
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Oh I hate that Ethier douche. Please don’t let him hit. I just hate him. I don’t want to see him anymore.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
Meh, in the bag
Show confidence show confidence show confidence show confidence show confidence
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
STFD
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
k thnx, bye!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
STFD WASHED UP GUY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD, GRANDPA
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
Pretty sure Garrett Anderson can’t hit Brian Wilson’s fastball anymore.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
I think Wilson should throw several sliders in a row.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
i think you should have
a nice big glass of shut the fuck up :)
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HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Oh No
Furcal
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Finish this Jerk!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Fat
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
No no no not Ethier no please don’t let him hit please don’t let him hit
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Why can't it be uneventful?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
that would’ve been a good time for the slider.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
DOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
Fucking Furcal
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
@#$%! babip
though some range in the infield would help
Dodger game plan:
hit everything between Pablo and Renteria.
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
Get a groundball, go home
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
can you fucking waste one?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
I forgot what Torture Time felt like.
Considering I stopped watching yesterday’s game around the 8th inning.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
LET'S PLAY A GAME
Predict the final score.
I’ll go first: 5-4
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Quiet You
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LET'S SEE SOME HAWT DP ACTION
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
Come on, GIDP. Please. No walks. None walks. I don’t want that. Don’t do that, Brian. Please, just don’t walk him.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
groundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundball
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
Oh dear no
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
NBC: CRAP
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
Are you kidding me, NBC?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
No NBC 11 D:
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
uuuuhhhhhhh
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Generous strike call
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Oh NBC
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
good call blue
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HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
it was good
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
Thank you Dodger hitter
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Wilson
If you walk Dewitt here and bring up Ethier with bases loaded, I’ll lose all faith in you and it will never come back.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Finish this asshole Brian
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Now to see if the big one at the bottom is a new bike or a framed autographed picture of Russell Martin
Either way it’s going to get destroyed.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
lol Dewitt
lol bad career numbers against Wilson
lol Torre
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
doubleplaydoubpleplaydoubleplay
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Ethier
D:
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Dodger broadcast showed it was a strike. I dunno why you all are hating.
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
He pretty clearly went around. It was the pitch before that was sketchy,
by Duelling Brandos on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It was definitely not a strike that’s typically called one.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
God I wish he did not have to face Ethier though.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
k thnx, bye!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
NAILED
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
Get this dick Ethier out.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
one more, please
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
STrike out Eithier! Little fucker
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
no not Ethier anyone but Ethier please no
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STRIKE THIS MOTHER FUCKER OUT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
Hopefully
The rules of baseball allow for Ethier to get out sometimes in this situation.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Well, don’t walk the fucker.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STRIKES
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Scully trying to jinx Wilson “he’s only allowed one HR.”
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
C’MON
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, Wilson.
You and your unkempt top.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Come on two more strikes
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
Let’s go Giants chant
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
THROW STRIKES
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions
WHERE ARE THESE MISSING?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT MISS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Torture
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
I wonder...
Does Wilson secretly want to walk Ethier so he can have his revenge on Blake?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
DOUCHE ON DOUCHE
DON’T CROSS THE STREAMS
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole through your head...
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
by 1ManWolfPack on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I would’ve done it if you hadn’t stopped me.
by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Lemme guess
Drilled it on the gay side?
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
ARGHADGHADFLKJ
OPEN BASE
/DRINK
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
throw strikes!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions
As long as it wasn’t Ethier.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Revenge Time
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Fuck, pretty much every ball in that AB looks like a strike on At Bat.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
They were pretty much right there on the corner
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
he wants Blake
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions
Look who's up
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions
Not a Wilson inning
without loaded bases!
-Bay Area cardiologists
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Wilson v. Blake
It had to come down to this.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
Oh no!
Casey Blake prepared to get fucked up!
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
JEEZ, WEEZY
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
i THink wilson wanted this match up
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
Didn’t Blake already hit a walkoff against the Giants this year?
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
UGH I HATE THAT FUCKER CASEY BLAKE
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
get this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
BRIAN
USE THE DARKSIDE. GIVE IN TO THE HATE.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL SAME PITCH ON OTHER SIDE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Calling this shit right now
Blake Walk-off
by JeffWondersWhy on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
you hush damnit
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
well you are a retard
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Dodger fan
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL U
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
thehavenot is standing
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
ONE MORE
fuck you blake
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
STFD

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
WOO HOO!
Finally…I was getting dizzy watching this.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
Dance!
"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
SWEET SWEET TORTURE
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
HURTS SO GOOD
/TWSS comments
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
jponry is standing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
OOH OOH OOH
My local supermarket in NYC has a vending machine of old baseball cards (because, hey, why not?) and for one measly buck I got a Fleer 1994 Giants team set. Barry in front, in his own separate sleeve, Beck bringing up the rear in all his mustachioed glory, and all those awesome 1993 warriors in between.
Curvy font all over the mofo, too! Delicious.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
ooohhhh
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Wow.
How many more measly bucks ya got?
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
where is this supermarket?
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Out in the cornfield.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The Key Food at the Ditmars N/Q stop in Astoria, Queens.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Snap, I know that place
My sister and brother in law live right around the corner.
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
STFD ASSHOLE
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
HA
FUCK YOU BLACK
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Whoops
LATENT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YESSSSSSSSSSS
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
I believe that is what she was exclaiming.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
STFD BLAKE YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
Wilson, you magnificent bastard.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
STFD DOUCHE
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
THREE PITCHES!!
AHHHHH… That felt good!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
SIT THE FUCK DOWN ASSCLOWN
HAHA YOU’RE NOT CARLOS SANTANA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUCK YOU CASEY BLAKE
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
"another scary ride for Brian Wilson"
Jon Miller is the best baseball announcer working today
WEIRD GAME IS OVER
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
MAD BUM BEATS THE BUMS!

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
Good Job Wilson
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
FUCK OFF BLAKE YOU BITCH
PAYBACK!!
Wilson should have done his little sign while facing Blake.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Never gets old.
I’m hypnotized.
"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re a sick man . . . or woman
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 19, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s got the persuasion
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd
so far as i’m concerned, she should become a McC regular, along with 5 and strange dancing eggman. Holy Trinity of WIN.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
awesome
clearly i haven’t been hanging around here enough postgame because i’ve only seen her a couple times
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jul 19, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes indeed!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
OF COURSE
(Wilson just wanted to pitch to Blake.)
YEAH THAT’S IT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fuck you Blake, mock him again asshole!
by Rowand's Greatness on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
lol @ your username
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This episode was on yesterday...
/laughs
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
LOL SHITTY NEVER-HAD-A-CHANCE SHITHEAD DODGERS!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously tho
Can Someone explain to me Wilson’s BABiP?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
YESSS!!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
2-5 against the dodgers this season
improvement!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
WIGGLY WORLD!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
accio vulpis!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Emma Watson
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. Really?
It’s amazing to me that they were able to project how HAWT she’d be when they cast her as Hermione.
why am i attracted to this girl
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Because she’s gorgeous?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
she got HOT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You tell me.
Hair?
Face?
Personality?
Dance?
Hermione?
Other?
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
no attractive girl has "personality"
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Lies
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m KIDDING, Emma watson has everything!!! She’s british, that’s just awesome in itself, she’s got a cool personality, that’s 109, she’s got beautiful hair and features=1000000000000000009, and oh and plus she can dance, that means she could drop it low
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
nope, i was joking, come on kdl
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
oh that’s why you thought i was drunk
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Wilson not the only one struggling for the save tonight.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Bitter are we?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Because she is beautiful
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I <3 you Hermione
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT CASEY BLAKE
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions
Ugly game, but I guess I'll take it.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yep.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
just like Satchel Paige intentionally walking the bases loaded just to get to Josh Gibson
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions
check

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
I kind of liked that whole bases loaded thing, only because all the Dodger fans got their hopes up, only for Casey Blake to have to STFD.
Buser Posey: He knows the rules!
All the reporters have a convenient lede now.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
woooo

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
Your updated Go-Kart standings
San Diego 54-37
San Francisco 51-42
Colorado 50-42
LA Dodgers 49-44
Arizona 35-58
They could be Giants...but not really.
LOL DODGERS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
L10: 3-7! :D
They could be Giants...but not really.
by esseffgeez on Jul 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
jponry likes this
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
REC'D
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
3 wins?
not rec’d
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck the Padres
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Lose a fucking game San Diego
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’ll take it.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
and of course

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Brian Wilson is the jedi, Blake is the goalie.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Cool interview, Nate.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m uh monotone and uh played hard got an opportunity and uh took a good swing uh thought it had a chance uh
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
uh I have my hands on my hips uh I’m not allowed to change my facial expression uh and my lips are required to be two centimeters apart at all times uh
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions
I haven’t seen this one in a while.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I just love ‘philosoraptor’! Why didn’t the Internet think of this YEARS ago???
by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
If Strawhats can claim the ribeye . . .
, , ,
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 19, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
OH MAN, I HAD FORGOTTEN
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
it made some premature appearances which was bad luck
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!
I forgot about this one.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Serious ballplayer is serious
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
uh
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Humble
Nate’s just a humble man.
Why can’t you accept that?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
I approve of Madbum beating the Dodgers.
He should do it every time.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
More winz over LA than that loser Cain
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Madbum now a True Giant
Madisoooooooooon, you won the game….
you beat the Dodgers, inflicted paaaaaain
From the left side
you tanned their hide
You yell at them to suck your cutter
And no, good sir, you did not stutter!!
by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If it happens to the Dodgers then it's a - OK.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
+25
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
90210 open thread now guys?
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
LOL Nate's HR on MLB Network
“Nate’s mom was originally from England where she was a marathon runner…”
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Russell J is a 5’ blond
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions

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