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Beat LA Thread #4

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BEAT LA

BEAT LA

 

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YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STAY ON FIRST

womp

by geef on Jul 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jul 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, why did the run count?

by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Scored before the second out was recorded.

by Into the Void on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

technically the third out, I mean.

by Into the Void on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I choose this as the correct answer

by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scored before Torres was thrown out

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the force out would have cancelled that out?
guess not

by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t a force out.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

weird. I need to reread my rule books.

by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it was a force out, but I think it’s slightly different than a force out when advancing to the next bag, maybe?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make-up for last inning.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess we get that run afterall

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by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

i always thought that was a force out

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Play better FFS, Giants.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk needs to get over the “momentum.”

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

turning into Bip tonight.

by Into the Void on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 outs.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP BEING DUMB GIANTS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

It is a time play not a force play.

The run scores before the out at first so it counts.

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank God for a new thread

My computer was smoking.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

same... just saying that on GSOM

i dont know how you stand some of the stuff they say there

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

RUN SCORES

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT THE DODGERS!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, two time plays at home in one game, very unusual.

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFff

At least the run scored but goddammit Andres.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I am not sure how many other different ways there are.

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by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS THAT CHALLENGE?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep saying, if there were a quadruple play, this team would hit into one

by wcw on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am just saying, I cannot think of a new way that this team has not already done.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

There must be some version of the cycle for DP.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scully says because the baserunners passed each other they should have been out. I wasn’t watching….

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

When the hell did they pass each other?

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by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well Jon mother fucking Miller says Pablo made the tag before the run scored, so suck it Vin!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scully also began this inning by saying something about how things "evened out" over those two plays

Not really. The ump totally blew one call and gave the Dodgers a run. The Giants gave away an out on the other play but did actually, correctly score a run.

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Run scored = make-up call??

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by Yoyo on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR THE RUN SCORED?

by Wazl on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

So wait, is that the only time when a double play doesn’t count as an AB in your record?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d assume it’d be the same if there’s no one out and you hit into a DP but a run on third scores. Right?

by Into the Void on Jul 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

like a ground ball DP? That can’t happen

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

First and third, no out, double play, run scores.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that's an 0 for 1, with no RBI

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by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah that counts as an AB

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is an AB and no RBI

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

My scoring skills are rusty, I guess because it was a DP no RBI even though it was a sac fly.

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s still an AB. You don’t get an RBI, I don’t believe.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip said Mole gets the RBI

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did not hit into a double play. It will not be credited as such. Once the first out is made directly, all runners proceed at their peril. That’s the language of the rulebook.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

do they really use the word “peril?”

by Into the Void on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

it sounds familiar

by wcw on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the language for an infield fly, i believe

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

0 or 1 outs, runners on 2nd and 3rd. pop fly to the outfield, run scores, runner on 2nd is out advancing to 3rd

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

basically any AB where the sacrifice is successful, but a runner is thrown out trying to advance. so a squeeze play works too

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

son of bitch, SHIT!

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

My theory

Giants are so mad at the officiating they are trying to find every niche and strange ruling in the book to just test the umpires.

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by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OH JEEEEEEEEZE TORRES, GIants=FAIL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

This is seriously the ugliest lead ever.

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by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then again. lots of ugly people get sex.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This lead is like that chic with the hot body but the questionable face

It’s not pretty, but it gets the job done.

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by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

As FP says, “Good uni, bad helmet.”

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oppo taco!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

May I introduce you to Coors Field and/or Fenway Park?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what Torres was doing. There’s no explanation.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

he likes to run

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spending too much time with Velez and Pablo

womp

by geef on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably thought there were two out.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Afraid of being taken out by Velez

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just his special way

Of saying “WELCOME BACK EUGENIO!”

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last thread sucked.

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by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

deal with it

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by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm already over it.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do the Giants remember how many outs there are in this thread?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy bulk loading comments Batman!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

New Rule

Sanchez is not allowed to bat when Ishi is at third with less than two outs. BAD STUFF HAPPENS.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL’d. And then cried.

by peetah on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

watching the LA broadcaST

and have yet to see a replay. Did Torrest pass Rent at some point?

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand starts tomorrow

that may be just the excuse Bochy needs to never play Torres again

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Casey Blake sucks.

Carlos Santana.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Blake you can suck it

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Here's your goddamned Journey, you Dodger scum.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Get your own damn band.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminded me of Pablos baserunning that one time.

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

The giants should lead this game 7-0

Epic fail with the bases loaded today.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA!!! TELL EM JON!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JON

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY ITS THE HOOK!

nasty!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs Did Velez pinch run for Torres and they forgot to announce it? Massive #facepalm there.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Defensive liability enters the game

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Baggarly, you’re so sassy.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs saying facepalm seems weird

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

like an old person trying to be hip

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snarky Baggs is awesome.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not fair. Torres has never been a smart baserunner.

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point

At least he’s a pretty good basestealer though, unlike Velez.

by RoyaleWithCheese on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember this Affeldt!

by Wazl on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD FUCKER

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

upping my count on both searches there.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey it's Jeremy Affeldt

I missed that guy

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Bang.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just about to comment on how busy these threads have been. This game is kinda crazy.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

so painful

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger games bring out the worst in people.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Affeldt looks back to normal.... LOOKS.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow

by Gloff on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT LONEY!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah!!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you, Jeremy Affeldt!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

thought that was Dan Runzler.... but ok

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a different kind of love.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have a thing for lefties.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s be real here: I have a thing for BASEBALL PLAYERS.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i played baseball... kinda in high school

didn’t make the team though :(

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, well, nice try. :(

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s going to actually take a 6’3 230 pound outfielder though!!! I was too big

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Learn to play 1B, or catch.

by Into the Void on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoulda learned 1st! haha

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s “kinda”

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, i tried out for Varsity, got cut after the second cut, prolly cuz i was the Adam Dunn of the outfield

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the correction.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, well, yeah.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't, just don't get too involved in the convo

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL OKAY

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh. Interesting.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEA AFFELDT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I've figured out Mad Bum's success

The hitters can’t stop laughing at his pitching faces.

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by thehavenot on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Water is wet.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re not?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

wanna know who else is drunk?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

water is wet

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe this happens during every single game that involves torture.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and good job Affeldt

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
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by thehavenot on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

strikes

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

more like James mediocre

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP HITTNG IT THERE

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Let there be Range

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

sometimes, I miss Pedro Feliz’s defense

by wcw on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get some dirt on your shirt, Pablo.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

has been ruined for me.

by russian.tank on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Better than in play: run(s).

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DARE YOU TO STEAL MATT

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I DOUBLE DARE YOU MATT

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do I get besides Matt if I steal him?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody chill

that wasn’t even solid contact. Affeldt is in control.

by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

He at least has 2 pitches now instead of fastball spam.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RANGE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Semi OT

So where are all those KNBR callers saying that we should have gotten Manny when he’s been a complete bust for the money in L.A.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

your answer

KNBR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Fat

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got out of a screening...

and heard the Giants walk the bases loaded and then somehow Affeldt of all people get them out of it? This is going to be the shakiest bullpen in a World Series in quite a while, methinks.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

/Tigers pitcher throws another ball into the left field corner

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The curve is ridonk tonight.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Possibly hit belliard after he swung.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never seen that before, either.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

THat ball hit Belliard

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

knew it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omar heard it

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve gotta be shitting me.

by Wazl on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

oh crap umpires again..

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck just happened there?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it, Bengie!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re Out

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

This is such a strange game.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

IT HIT HIM

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Dead ball

He’s out

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The man.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ump's fucking the Giants again?

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

now they get together!

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey they got one right!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HACKING

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YES! GOOD JOB UMPS

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

...this game is so strange.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

THANKS BLUE

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God

by Wazl on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH! STFD!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

ST...FD?

WHATEVER GO HOME

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Dodgers

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL EVERY SINGLE OBSCURE RULE IN THE BOOK

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope they have to look up the one where the batter fouls the ball off the third base ump’s head into fair territory and hits the home plate ump on the backswing.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone tell SIRM to catch a pop up with his mask!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey

Smart Man

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by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Umps Get Call Right World Ends Tomorrow.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow

by Gloff on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Southern California finally slides off into the ocean..

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only....

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow

by Gloff on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

I’m not sure what just happened

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Schierholtzed.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate has done it twice, though.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just like to be reminded of Sanchez’s no hitter.

by Natto on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s a good memory.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

I almost don’t mind the Juan Uribe boot, even.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost is the key word there, I'm guessing

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow

by Gloff on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster's so smart!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you for conferring, umps

That would have been helpful a couple of times before now

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Smart Posey is Smart

by ACgiant97 on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH POSEY

rollin like a big shot!

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

UMPS GET CALL RIGHT?!!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I could read his lips

he said “Belliard needs to sit the fuck down.”

by Into the Void on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT MOTHER FUCKING DODGERS

Sorry for the expletive.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Good call.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

My brain just imploded.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

I still have no idea what just happened.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

if you swing and the ball hits you, it’s a strike. i think nate did that last year?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

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#52

by cloudydays on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He struck out but the ball hit him in the foot.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, okay. All I heard on the radio was something about the ball going into the stands after he swung at the pitch.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schierholtz'd

Swung at a pitch that him.

Dead ball, strike three, inning over.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster ain’t havin’ it.

HE AIN’T HAVIN’ IT.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I like that he

immediately turned to the ump to explain it

by wcw on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Buster ain't havin' it

Why then, I ain’t havin’ it neither.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be an amazingly bad call if they didn’t call that right.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, the umpires got that one right in a game full of very weird plays.

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

everyone talks about panda coming back second half

a 2009 affeldt would also go a long way towards a pennant push. good job jeremy.

by thebighead on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate shouting from the bench that he understands that play.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

ahahahahahaa

I love Nate but oh man LOLing here

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

AFFELDT IS AWESOME AGAIN

Extend the extension Sabez! Get on it!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

/tim wakefield extension for affeldt

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh minus another extension

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

What did Buster do?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

He told the umps the ball hit belliard

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Argued with the ump/explained that the ball hit Bellylard.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a better umpire than the umpire

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Told the umps it hit the hitter. They took his word for it.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

couple things involving water:

walking on it
turning it into wine

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pointed out that the ball hit Belly Lard.

by Natto on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said he ain’t havin’ it.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love my sig.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Made kdl swoon.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like that’s difficult. ;)

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEYYYYY NOWWWWW!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR AN ALL STAR

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET YOUR GAME ON!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO PLAY

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO PLAY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!!!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOOOO EASY, is kdl

wait

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WUT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’ll just let that one go.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it's gone

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUTTA HERE

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND IT'S HEADED TO OAKLAND

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND ADIOS

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ADIOS PELOTA!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

how is he even real? *_____*

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a god walking among mortals.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I searched to see how many times I’ve used “dreamy.” There weren’t very many. I was shocked!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s walking dreaminess.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Geico commercial is like 20 dB louder than the rest of the commericals

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that the one with the screaming hick?

New low, GEICO.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s that guy from Full Metal Jacket

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey’s so damn good, he throws guys out without even having the ball in the field of play.

by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster: “Blue I AIN’T HAVIN IT”

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump: “You’re right Mr. Posey, let me go over and pretend to conference with them but I got this”

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the worst game to have no radio or TV for.

I am so freaking confused right now.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

gameday LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

everything is under control

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don't want to

This one is UGLY

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Oh okay a swinging strikeout, simple enough. Awesome!”

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am watching it on TV

and it does not help the confusion. You might say it is super effective.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s also got a 13 game hitting streak going which is the longest in the majors :D.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's got something else that's the longest in the majors

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bow chicka bow wow.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

the smartest man in Baseball

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

now that’s confusing.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to be really good at that

by wcw on Jul 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice tail, Gamer.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s no moon tail.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

azn's are weird, hence, JCT is weird

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cheeto guy can’t score because the girl swung at a ball that hit her?

by peetah on Jul 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Buster Posey – he knows the rules!”

by kimmyg on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Jon

“Buster Posey: he knows the rules!”

I think this should be my new sig.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you get first base if it bounces and hits you but you don't swing?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

No, no, guys

Buster thought that he was out because he swung.

“That’s strike 3 and shit, ump! Why the hell is he at first fucking base?”

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry, Mr. Posey sir. I will correct that instantly.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

VIn Scully acting like “The scales balanced” on the bad calls… funny how he showed the blown call on the sandoval tag on replay, but NOT the supposed blown call when the runners allegedly passed one another on the basepaths

Somehow, I used to think he was less homerish than this.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I haven't listened to him since I was in school 5 yrs ago

but he sort of made his name by NOT being a homer. At all.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Jul 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s being a little bit biased tonight.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sucks. He was the only thing about the Dodgers I could tolerate.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not taking the losing streak well…

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh boohoo, Vinny.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he just found out Mrs. Mccourt gets him in the divorce settlement

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

win

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is not a good announcer at this point

by stress on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Retirement age legend is retirement age.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So two bad calls go against the Giants. One is corrected, one is not. And that qualifies as balancing the scales?

Sounds like he’s losing it.

by RoyaleWithCheese on Jul 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never seen anyone swing at a HBP that hit the ground first.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

a lotta shit i have never seen during this game

by ACgiant97 on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so glad Belliard is a dodger

by BrianIsAwesome on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn’t Nate done that?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I aint nevah seen no elephant fly!

by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow.

Huff almost went ya-ya there.

by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STRAIGHTEN THAT OUT

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It's a shame that was foul

I would have enjoyed a homerun, there

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow

by Gloff on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Huff

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon just made Buster sound like a massive cock block

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson in the bullpen?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope so

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't

Day off would be nice

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

no day’s off against the Dodgers.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to beat the fucking dodgers

He is the best reliever we have.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darn

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster needs to hit the ball in the air

by oldgiantsguy on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Homer to right..

He’s due

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

...Tomorrow

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster is in a slump.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB Network was wrong!

3 analysts predicted a 2 hit game for Buster

by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Buster

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

early swing was early.
fuck Jeff Weaver.

by ThisIsMyNightmare on Jul 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster may have tools...

…but I bet he doesn’t have a pencil reamer.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WTP

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF PABLO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

SO CLOSE

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

all you can do is hit the ball hard, then it’s up to babip

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

hard contact on the outs. no more rollover gbs to the left side. looking better.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson

FINISH THIS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

...whatever this is.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

(with outs, not runs)

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREEEEEEN POLICE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

commercial for volkswagon

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OIIIIIIILLLLL PROBLEMS

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow

by Gloff on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Routine pop-ups going out to right, blasts to left are dying…

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo had a mediocre game

but his clutch hit still gives him a solid B for tonight

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

everything he hit was hit very hard

he had some good swings tonight, i wouldn’t call it mediocre.

by thebighead on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just that one tag play

even though the umps blew it like jenna haze, he shoulda went to first

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s had a pretty good game

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon Wilson 10 pitch inning

by oldgiantsguy on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

3.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can still lose wth a 10 pitch inning.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

A 3 pitch inning would be even better.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WITH NO RUNS

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, GovernorStephCurry hasn’t been back since he got ripped on

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

what did you guys do to him

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

he went back to GSOM and posted some fanpost

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banned.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow

by Gloff on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good..

that was a pretty bad jinx.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can’t come back until this game is over

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did he do?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

basically jinxed Bumgarner

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something about “CG shutout for MadBum?” a minute or so before the Furcal jack.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. Leading off the 6th inning.

by speckops on Jul 19, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was past his bedtime anyway

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would it be too much to ask for a quick, uneventful bottom of the ninth?

I’m guessing the baseball gods are answering, “Yes,” but it’s hard to make out their answer when they’re laughing so hard.

by Wazl on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go Wilson

17/4/21 pitches the last three days

by peetah on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

err, 20, not 21. not that it really matters…

by peetah on Jul 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

nail em Wilson!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's do this Wilson

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure would have been nice if bork didn’t use wilson yesterday, oh well. Romo didn’t look that good today but he hadn’t pitched since sunday before the ASB.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

/preemptive SIRM

by wcw on Jul 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

All time list: closers

Moustache: Rollie Fingers
Fu Manchu moustache: Goose Gossage
Chaw: Rod Beck
Wild hair spilling out of the hat: Dennis Eckersley
Hair so hideous that even the bit you can see tells you how ugly the rest of it is: Brian Wilson

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by Giantsfan4life on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

In all fairness, Beck should win all of those last three

by apistat on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s hiding a dead rodent under his hat

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torture

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

/bangs head on desk

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Here we go.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

RANGERIA

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

SIRM

Wilson trying to make it interesting.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you, Russell Martin

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

DP plz

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Please no more torture.

by speckops on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

why the hell

is wilson so enamored with his slider when he throws 98?

by patneededthetowel on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

TORTURE TORTURE TORTURE

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

this guy is a GIDP waiting to happen

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

So I guess this was never likely to be a 1-2-3 inning, was it?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

No inning ever is

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please don’t walk this pathetic hitter again!

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Just throw it down the middle, Brian. Please don’t let it get to Ethier. Please.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

/looks around the table for THE TORTURE/

There it is.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Come one Martin

Test Buster.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

A double play would be cool.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

brilliant managing, yesterday, Bork

you schmuck

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

YOURE A SCHMUCK!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay doubleplay PLZ?!?!?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

If Anderson reaches safely...

I predict we are in big trouble.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

is it just me or

do i hear “Go Giants” chants.

by russian.tank on Jul 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Highly doubtful

It’s probably a GIANTS SUCK chant. They were doing that when they were being shut out 9 – 0

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I hate that Ethier douche. Please don’t let him hit. I just hate him. I don’t want to see him anymore.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh, in the bag

Show confidence show confidence show confidence show confidence show confidence

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by Giantsfan4life on Jul 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

96

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

109

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow

by Gloff on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

k thnx, bye!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD WASHED UP GUY

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabean

/likes the cut of Garret’s jib.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 19, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 more

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty sure Garrett Anderson can’t hit Brian Wilson’s fastball anymore.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD ANDERSON, YOU OVER THE HILL POS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

DP Plz again

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Wilson should throw several sliders in a row.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

i think you should have

a nice big glass of shut the fuck up :)

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh No

Furcal

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Fecal.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow

by Gloff on Jul 19, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay, he’s made, like, two outs against the Giants this year

by peetah on Jul 19, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

HYMNS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

forget the slider to this fucker

by oldgiantsguy on Jul 19, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Fat

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s too much of the strike zone with an 0-2 count

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ARRRRGGGGHHH!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

No no no not Ethier no please don’t let him hit please don’t let him hit

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUCK

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

/bangs desk against head

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Why can't it be uneventful?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

that would’ve been a good time for the slider.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, torture time.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

God, please. Please.

by Wazl on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf on the location there =/

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Furcal

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

@#$%! babip

though some range in the infield would help

by wcw on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit, come on Wilson.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodger game plan:

hit everything between Pablo and Renteria.

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian is seriously getting BABIP’d to death this year, it’s bizarre.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Get a groundball, go home

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

…..

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

His only low stress inning was in the ASG

by justhangin on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

can you fucking waste one?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Blake Dewitt coming out to Wilson’s entrance music. Is that a good or a bad sign?

by deuce deuce on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I forgot what Torture Time felt like.

Considering I stopped watching yesterday’s game around the 8th inning.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S PLAY A GAME

Predict the final score.

I’ll go first: 5-4

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Quiet You

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET'S SEE SOME HAWT DP ACTION

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

PLease throw Strikes

by ACgiant97 on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

This is all just to make Dodger fans experience pain, right? Give them hope them crush them like they soul-less baby killers they are.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, GIDP. Please. No walks. None walks. I don’t want that. Don’t do that, Brian. Please, just don’t walk him.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

groundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundball

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh dear no

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT NBC NOT AGAIN

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow

by Gloff on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW FUCKING STRIKES

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK YOU NBC!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

see beginning of game

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we get more NBC suckage…

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING GOD NBC

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKEN NBC

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

NBC: CRAP

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you kidding me, NBC?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

No NBC 11 D:

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU, NBC!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

uuuuhhhhhhh

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Generous strike call

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

HOly cow, thank you!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh NBC

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap that was low

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

looked okay for low, but maybe inside

by wcw on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

good call blue

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Sketchy called strike is sketchy.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not complaining.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Nate?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Dodger hitter

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD CALL, FUCK YOU DEWITT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMNS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson

If you walk Dewitt here and bring up Ethier with bases loaded, I’ll lose all faith in you and it will never come back.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish this asshole Brian

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Now to see if the big one at the bottom is a new bike or a framed autographed picture of Russell Martin

by peetah on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either way it’s going to get destroyed.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

that slider was wicked

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Dewitt

lol bad career numbers against Wilson
lol Torre

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubpleplaydoubleplay

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

The K works, also.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ethier

D:

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger broadcast showed it was a strike. I dunno why you all are hating.

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

He pretty clearly went around. It was the pitch before that was sketchy,

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was definitely not a strike that’s typically called one.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow

by Gloff on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

1 more out

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

1 more.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

just came in to say..

torture

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Please nothing bad. Please, please, please.

by speckops on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

God I wish he did not have to face Ethier though.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

k thnx, bye!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD FUCKWITT oR FAILWITT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

NAILED

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

hell yeah!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Get this dick Ethier out.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

one more, please

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

STrike out Eithier! Little fucker

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

It has to be Ethier

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

hm. doesn’t get much more dramatic than ethier vs wilson with 2 outs in the 9th…

by FPTV on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

you mean ethier > kaz matsui?

by mlb22 on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

no not Ethier anyone but Ethier please no

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKE THIS MOTHER FUCKER OUT!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes Wilson

by ACgiant97 on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully

The rules of baseball allow for Ethier to get out sometimes in this situation.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON BRIAN!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Away away away away

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, don’t walk the fucker.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Ethier strikes out on 3-2. you heard it here first

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Scully trying to jinx Wilson “he’s only allowed one HR.”

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

never like the man.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Open base right Kruk?

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm waiting for that.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ONE B WEEEEEZY

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

ON

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Wilson.

You and your unkempt top.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m assuming they’re not pitching around him on purpose.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope not but assume nothing

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be so LAME.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOUD CONTACT IS LOUD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Brian.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I Cannot Watch

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on two more strikes

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go Giants chant

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn Ump, call strikes

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE ARE THESE MISSING?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT MISS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAHHH SO CLOSE

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder...

Does Wilson secretly want to walk Ethier so he can have his revenge on Blake?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES WILSON

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUCHE ON DOUCHE

DON’T CROSS THE STREAMS

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole through your head...

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would’ve done it if you hadn’t stopped me.

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lemme guess

Drilled it on the gay side?

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looked pretty good.

by deuce deuce on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGHADGHADFLKJ

OPEN BASE

/DRINK

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

You think we’d get used to this by now.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

never

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa….strike there i think

by justhangin on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeez, how does Ethier not swing at those?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow pitch 4 looks like a strike.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

SAME PITCH, WHAT THE FUCK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does he hate us so much?

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

As long as it wasn’t Ethier.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Revenge Time

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck, pretty much every ball in that AB looks like a strike on At Bat.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

They were pretty much right there on the corner

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t think the ump missed any

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look who's up

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This is fun…

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck, Casey Blake vs Brian Wilson.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Take a strike, give a strike, I guess.

by deuce deuce on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a Wilson inning

without loaded bases!
  -Bay Area cardiologists

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson v. Blake

It had to come down to this.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh no!

Casey Blake prepared to get fucked up!

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

JEEZ, WEEZY

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Please don’t let this asshole beat us

by oldgiantsguy on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

this

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS ISN'T FUN

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

i THink wilson wanted this match up

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do they have to show that home run?

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Bitch Payback is Bitch MR. BLAKE

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow

by Gloff on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t Blake already hit a walkoff against the Giants this year?

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH I HATE THAT FUCKER CASEY BLAKE

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

It wouldn’t be a Brian Wilson save without the bases loaded. How much do you want to bet we see a 3-2 count?

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh….

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

get this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

USE THE DARKSIDE. GIVE IN TO THE HATE.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS THE SAME FUCKING PITCH

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SAME PITCH ON OTHER SIDE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate the fucking dodgers!!!!!!!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate the fucking dodgers!!!!!!!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKE THIS DOUCHE OUT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

you hush damnit

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

nice, good call though

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol you

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

well you are a retard

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger fan

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 more strike

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

HYMNS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEET PITCH, LOVIN THAT SLIDER

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THE DODGER DOUCHE BAG!

by ACgiant97 on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

thehavenot is standing

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE MORE

fuck you blake

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO HOO!

Finally…I was getting dizzy watching this.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, come on…

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Dance!

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD BITCH

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

HURTS SO GOOD

/TWSS comments

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

FUCKER

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

jponry is standing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

OOH OOH OOH

My local supermarket in NYC has a vending machine of old baseball cards (because, hey, why not?) and for one measly buck I got a Fleer 1994 Giants team set. Barry in front, in his own separate sleeve, Beck bringing up the rear in all his mustachioed glory, and all those awesome 1993 warriors in between.

Curvy font all over the mofo, too! Delicious.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

ooohhhh

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

How many more measly bucks ya got?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

where is this supermarket?

by coolandtough on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out in the cornfield.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Key Food at the Ditmars N/Q stop in Astoria, Queens.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Snap, I know that place

My sister and brother in law live right around the corner.

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSsssss

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD BLAKEEEEEEEEEE

by fwoty oz on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD ASSHOLE

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH WILSON.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I NEVER DOUBTED YOU BRIAN

by kimmyg on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

So… Wilson just wanted to get to Casey Blake?

womp

by geef on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

HA

FUCK YOU BLACK

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

/RACISM!

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Whoops

LATENT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/exhales loudly

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck yeah!

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSS

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY DOES HE MAKE IT LOOK SO HARD?!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe that is what she was exclaiming.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sit the fuck down.

by Chro on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

YES! STFD BLAKE!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

CROSS YOUR ARMS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

This is hilarious

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

HYMNS!!!!

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, he definitely planned that entire situation.

by apistat on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson, you magnificent bastard.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by vhants on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m 98% sure Wilson was messing with us the whole time.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD DOUCHE

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

THREE PITCHES!!

AHHHHH… That felt good!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN ASSCLOWN

HAHA YOU’RE NOT CARLOS SANTANA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD DOWN YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKER BLAKE! FUCK OFF, GO MOCK YOUR MOTHER

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

EAT MY ASSHOLE

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Just another HawwwHawwwHawwwwHawwww LAUGHER!

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

z

I love papa dubz

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU CASEY BLAKE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Weird game.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT DOUCHE

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

"another scary ride for Brian Wilson"

Jon Miller is the best baseball announcer working today

by wcw on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN MEANT TO DO THAT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WEIRD GAME IS OVER

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Job Wilson

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

FUCK OFF BLAKE YOU BITCH

PAYBACK!!

Wilson should have done his little sign while facing Blake.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Never gets old.

I’m hypnotized.

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a sick man . . . or woman

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 19, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s got the persuasion

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

so far as i’m concerned, she should become a McC regular, along with 5 and strange dancing eggman. Holy Trinity of WIN.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

clearly i haven’t been hanging around here enough postgame because i’ve only seen her a couple times

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 19, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes indeed!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

OF COURSE

(Wilson just wanted to pitch to Blake.)

YEAH THAT’S IT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

lol @ your username

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This episode was on yesterday...

/laughs

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SHITTY NEVER-HAD-A-CHANCE SHITHEAD DODGERS!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  


"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously tho

Can Someone explain to me Wilson’s BABiP?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSS!!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

yessss

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

2-5 against the dodgers this season

improvement!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

CG tomorrow

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

MadBum has more wins against the Bums than Cain :(

by speckops on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WIGGLY WORLD!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

accio vulpis!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m okay with this.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Emma Watson

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Really?

It’s amazing to me that they were able to project how HAWT she’d be when they cast her as Hermione.

by speckops on Jul 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

why am i attracted to this girl

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because she’s gorgeous?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, this is true

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

she got HOT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You tell me.

Hair?
Face?
Personality?
Dance?
Hermione?
Other?

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

no attractive girl has "personality"

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lies

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

hence, the point

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not really true

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m KIDDING, Emma watson has everything!!! She’s british, that’s just awesome in itself, she’s got a cool personality, that’s 109, she’s got beautiful hair and features=1000000000000000009, and oh and plus she can dance, that means she could drop it low

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you drunk?

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, i was joking, come on kdl

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked your use of 109 or 1000000000000000009. Nice job!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh that’s why you thought i was drunk

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson not the only one struggling for the save tonight.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

she moves her eyebrows too much when she talks. or she did in the earlier movies.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHEM.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man. Oh man. Ohhh man. PIKA is in trouble!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bitter are we?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

People, CHILLLL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because she is beautiful

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf happened here

womp

by geef on Jul 19, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT CASEY BLAKE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugly game, but I guess I'll take it.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Is that Psych?

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

just like Satchel Paige intentionally walking the bases loaded just to get to Josh Gibson

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

vintage van damme

by fjm on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of liked that whole bases loaded thing, only because all the Dodger fans got their hopes up, only for Casey Blake to have to STFD.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

All the reporters have a convenient lede now.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

this is awesome

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your updated Go-Kart standings

San Diego 54-37
San Francisco 51-42
Colorado 50-42
LA Dodgers 49-44
Arizona 35-58

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DODGERS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

L10: 3-7! :D

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

jponry likes this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC'D

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 wins?

not rec’d

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck the Padres

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lose a fucking game San Diego

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’ll take it.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Showcased!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 19, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

and of course

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

seconded.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson is the jedi, Blake is the goalie.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster’s all, “Hey, don’t forget about me!”

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool interview, Nate.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed and

Cool comment, Alex

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m uh monotone and uh played hard got an opportunity and uh took a good swing uh thought it had a chance uh

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it’s uh JT!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh I have my hands on my hips uh I’m not allowed to change my facial expression uh and my lips are required to be two centimeters apart at all times uh

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen this one in a while.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell is this?

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you not heard the good word of Raptor Jesus?

by apistat on Jul 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have now!

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

My personal favorite is still philosoraptor..

Too bad this is really the only decent one.

by apistat on Jul 19, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Nice.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just love ‘philosoraptor’! Why didn’t the Internet think of this YEARS ago???

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

dumbass internet

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAPTOR JESUS!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MAN, I HAD FORGOTTEN

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF happened to this one

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

it made some premature appearances which was bad luck

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

so we can use it now?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes!

forgot about this one

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

I forgot about this one.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost a simulpost

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol 90210

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Granite is.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious ballplayer is serious

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much. Plus, he has that kind of monotone voice.

Buser Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Humble

Nate’s just a humble man.

Why can’t you accept that?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

and good, that was a good home run

by oldgiantsguy on Jul 19, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I approve of Madbum beating the Dodgers.

He should do it every time.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

More winz over LA than that loser Cain

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 19, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 19, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madbum now a True Giant

Madisoooooooooon, you won the game….
you beat the Dodgers, inflicted paaaaaain
From the left side
you tanned their hide
You yell at them to suck your cutter
And no, good sir, you did not stutter!!

by Every6thDay on Jul 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

If it happens to the Dodgers then it's a - OK.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I WAS AT 71-72

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

90210 open thread now guys?

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Nate's HR on MLB Network

“Nate’s mom was originally from England where she was a marathon runner…”

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

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