Open Dat Bumgarner Thread
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LOL Jponry
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
good thing brandon belt can hit. cuz he is not attractive
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
Brandon belt looks nerrrdy
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who is currently having a second half renaissance
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Wait, where is Brandon Belt?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
ah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
/throws up
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
/pukes
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
thread scares me
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Also
I think Cuzzi is such an ass because he’s tiny. Over compensating. Small dudes are always the most annoying assholes in my experience.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who is currently having a second half renaissance
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Boooo sizism..
(what’s your definition of short?)
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
My mom says I’m GREAT.
(so does yours.)
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
small people always come up short in my opinion
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Drive monster trucks
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU RUSSELL MARTIN
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Good god was that really the best photo they had of Brandon Belt? Nice to see NBC using MS Paint for their cropping needs though
He doesn’t seem like a very photogenic person
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Needs to wash the dirt off
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY D:
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
If he keeps hitting i might be able to forget the fact he’s a longhorn
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
easy there, cowboy
I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.
by atxgiantsfan on Jul 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
heyo! you’re the first Austin-Giants fan I’ve seen here!
I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.
by atxgiantsfan on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he is in San Antonio (?)
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, came here in August of 2005 so I can’t complain.. 83? That pretty much makes you a local
I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.
by atxgiantsfan on Jul 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s always the previous ave of Californians that get mad about the new wave.
CALLIN YOU OUT SATYRICRASH!
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
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by BruteSentiment on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
he looks nice in this picture
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I want one of those jerseys
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame Jponry for that hit
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FUCK YOU KAIL FRESNO
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bumgarner's slurvy must be impossible to bunt
esp. from the left side.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
This NBC broadcast is shit
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
MADBUM
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Throw at first. Repeatedly.
That’s right, AT first.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
Panda almost got owned.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
LOL MORON
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
Belt taking the Panda Express to the big leagues.
I’m starting to get excited.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Owned.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
LOL BUNT
THE DODGERS SHOULD BUNT MORE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD James Burger King
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Did Cuzzi screw over the Cubs at some point too? Because their announcers were absolutely ripping him tonight.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
I think word’s just getting around.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Might be he is just terrible at his job.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
If ‘Screwing Over’ were a professional sport, he’d be an All-Star. He’s an AA douche, but that field is pretty competitive. Even being in the minors is pretty impressive.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Belt has that Joltin Joe goofy look
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
Woo

And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
/shift-A through the last two or so threads
Finally at a computer again.
BEAT LA
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
anyone know what happened
to dodgerblues? their forum is infested with porn posts.
by patneededthetowel on Jul 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
Changing name to dodgerblueballs
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster Posey happened.
I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.
by atxgiantsfan on Jul 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
too bad we can’t get infested with buster posey porn
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
From Dodger Blues
a-hole of the moment
Orel Hershiser
.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m still satisfied with the phrase “Posey solo jack.”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I’m still satisified with thephrase “Posey solo jack.”
I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.
by atxgiantsfan on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the cheering when Pablo hit was a taped feed.
No WAY you have that solid cheering from the Ravine Rats.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
OMG BUST
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Not ready for AA
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
YAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
REEEBAY?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Well done
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Madbum is looking nice
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I'm hungry
I think it is dinner time. Burger Joint sounds yummy. Mebbe a burrito. Hmm…
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
I actually had McNuggets earlier…right after I read someone posting about them in another thread and couldn’t resist the temptation.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Since my indoor grilltraption was dismantled it's been an endless stream of variations on a ham sandwich theme.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Why not just go out and buy a nice meal?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
GiantPain: The thread change happened while I was answering your question of how I can hate the ever-changing Florida Marlins.
Here’s your answer.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
Inarguable point is inarguable.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Hahah, yeah
But I think to hate a team, you need some sort of institutional memory. I hate Andre Ethier, Casey Blake, Russell Martin. I hate Troy Tulowitzki.
Almost noone who was on that Marlin team was on it a year later. That’s why I have a hard time hating them.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
But like
I don’t hate Ivan Rodriguez.
I will hate Andre Ethier even if he leaves the Dodgers.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
I root against laundry, too.
Marlins’ rings, since 1993: 2
Giants’ rings, sinc… ah, fuck it.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Jennifer Garnerhea?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
James Garnerhea?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Flem and Kuip on the radio… NBC game today?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks, everyone.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
109 new comments. win.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Ish Singles?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
T!
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Ishi singles two innings too late.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ISHI!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Ishi
not clutch
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
About Nate
Why does he have so little in game power? He has the body
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
Is that verified? Because I am all about clarifying the mental database.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
The man looks like a space monkey.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I like average-looking guys. But to each his or her own, I say.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Best. Facial hair. Ever.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
How does he keep his beard so fresh
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I would say that’s bordering on creepy, but then I might know certain things about some minor leaguers, so.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh wow.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, he constantly flashes the crowd…
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Theory about kdl's Nate Knowledge:
She knows where else he shaves.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I just really don't even want to know
sorry
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
….
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
probably the most pointless post ever
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Oh, now I’ve crossed the line.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
His legs! I was talking about his legs! He’s a swimmer.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Wellemeyer, obviously
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
this thread is getting good
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I know, right?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Wanna know what else is getting good?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Oh my.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Give us a twitter update midway
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That might be an awkward twitter update.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s the best part, COME ON CHOP
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Whatever you say, bro.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
TERMS OF SERVICE VIOLATION
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
The abs were mentioned several times at the beginning of the season. But, I have not personally confirmed, no.
We should make a bet to see who can be first to “personally confirm.” ;^)
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I’d like to see this happen, haha.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Drat. You distract her while I assess the current state of Nate’s torso. Teamwork!
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
How ’bout I distract her and you two go see his abs?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
you two... anybody want to see my abs?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
/shrugs
Beggars can’t be choosers. Let’s see ’em.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Hahahaha.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I randomly remember some discussion
About Mark DeRosa being fucking ripped back in spring training.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Not ripped.
Torn.
And flapping.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
pwnt
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL YOU
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who is currently having a second half renaissance
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
i see what you did there
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Loving the reverse jinx, positive.
"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Check out the new look of SFDugout.com•
by BruteSentiment on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally hit post right as he hit the ball.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, Nate hit a lazy fly ball
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
LOLME!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Well actually
It did look pretty lazy, it just kept going.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
There ya go.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY FUCK OFF HATERS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who is currently having a second half renaissance
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I ALWAYS BELIEVED
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who is currently having a second half renaissance
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
SCANDALOUS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
oh my... FUCK YOU BONDSLEGEND
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
JUGGERNATE
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT NATE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YES
CHURROS FOR ALL
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING SUCK IT YOU FUCKING NATE HATERS
I WILL END YOU
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
/seconded
I have no idea why I love this guy so much but I do.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Same!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
For me
It’s a perfect storm of HOMETOWN! (went to my high school) and POTENTIAL (good minor league numbers) and GRIT (defense and outfield assists and that beautiful facial hair).
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Now that I think about it, it’s probably that Phillies game where he nailed two guys at second. It wasn’t even the actual outs – it was the second time Ryan Howard hit one to right, and pulled up at first without a moment’s hesitation, as if to say “No fucking way am I testing this guy again.”
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, this.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
BEARD GOES BOOM!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
JUGGERNATE
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
At'll work
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT
NATE THE BAT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NATE HATERS WHERE YOU AT???
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Heyohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
JUGGERNATE!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
I thought that was a popup
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Ish & Juggernate redeeming themselves

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Wow. How long as it been?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
JUGGERSHOWCASE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
OK guys
Starting to make up for the second inning.
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck yeah, way to go Nate!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
!

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
LOL when I finally saw who it was
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
taters,precious
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jul 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
FP?
Looks a lil like Steve Young, actually.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Shouldn't he be on a taco?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Maybe add in Eric Byrnes
It can be a combo platter.
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope this means he's turning it around.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
Slngbox went out..
Ishi single, Nate HR?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
while we're on the subject
does y_p mean yes regardless of the vowel you put in the middle?
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
you’re thinking of owlcroft
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yap is what a small, obnoxious dog says.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
in context, i think it would still be understood as yes.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Does doggie want a treat?
YAP!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Jul 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
if ethier were dhalsim, he would have caught it easily.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
not even into the RF fans
just barely over the wall, then bounced back into the field
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Take that Corey Hart!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
They can’t see!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
"One of the things I hate about Dodger stadium...
and there are many…like all the blue!" ~ David B. Flemming
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. Entertaining
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
who doesnt?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH TIMMY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
His groin just flew into the second dec k.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Torres.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That's a screaming Minoxidil moment right there.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
“One of the many things that annoy me about Dodger Stadium — aside from all the blue…”
Haha, Flem is awesome tonight.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
MOLE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SANCHEZ!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
WHY COULDN’T YOU DO THAT YESTERDAY MOLE
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
mcdonald
budah bum bu bum, im loving it
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
C’mon Huff. Get it to Buster.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Me too
Wasn’t Ely doing alright? He beat us once this year already didn’t he?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HUFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
AUDREY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
UP THE FAIRWAY
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
LOL SHITTY DEFENSE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HUFF!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Huff!
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
WTF how did we score 2 more runs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Nate
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
JUGGERNATE!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Schierholts two-run home run
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Forcefed them delicious churros.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate Pull Taco
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That sounds…well…like something
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
no comment
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
^ i don't believe it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Man, that ball almost hit Mole
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
nice
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Take the ball, Honeycutt - and the mound.
We old fans haz unfinished business.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
Hate that mother fucker
I ain't havin' it
by NuschlerFace on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I always thought that it was so apt that a guy named Honeycutt was caught scuffing the ball.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
SF leads four - oh!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
basesloaded no outs was too easy
buster will relished the challenge
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
IT’S K POSEY TIME
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
darn
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
fuck
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, Gerald. :/
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Buster :(
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
dang
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
OHHH Buster...
there’s my OHHH face.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
bulloxy blues
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
lol that pitch looks right down the middle on Gameday
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He looked fooled on the CHU
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Nikita. Now that looks like a winner.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TV Man #1: Listen, guys, I’ve got a great idea for a show. It’s about an assassin…
TV Man #2: BOR-ING! Assassins have been done to death, bro.
TV Man #1: Hear me out. It’s a female assassin.
TV Man #2: WHOA! But women only lactate and menstruate! They’re like the worst kind of ate!
TV Man #1: We’re going to call the show ‘Nikita’. That’s gonna be the chick’s name, too.
TV Man #2: GET THIS MAN A GOLDEN JOCK STRAP! HIS BALLS MUST KNOW NO HARM!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
le sigh
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Coming soon:
The American adaptation of “Le Sigh,” SUPEREXHALE, starring Megan Fox.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Flem & Kuip are on fire tonight
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
POSEY FOR CASEY BLAKE
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Its still shocking to me
The Yankees were going to get Cliff Lee for a catcher not as good as Santana and the Dodgers traded Santana for fucking Casey Blake.
Going into this year..
A lot of prospect rankings had Jesus over Santana. But Santana has been proving that wrong. 31:22 BB:K rate with power is amazing.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
RafRod Bomb
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
he's 1 homerun better
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
back in the AZL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
anyone happen to have mlb network on?
besides just being generally terrible, these guys are fairly dismissive of buster.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
what are they saying?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
best example was harold reynolds basically acting like the giants got crazy lucky that buster has almost made up for all that middle of the order production the giants traded away…
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Harold Reynolds
“I don’t understand why they traded Molina! They’re contending!”
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9543011
:37 seconds in. So fucking funny.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Whoops
I owe an apology to Reynolds. It was actually the guy after him who said that “I don’t get it, they’re contending!”.
But Reynolds also agreed with him.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
LOL thinking Molina was the number one catcher.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
What they lose on the defensive end, and that could be a lot…
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I do not see what is so great about the guys on MLB tonight
They often seem just as stupid as the people on ESPN
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They are
but at least they’re stupid about every team rather than just the Yankees, Red Sox, Mets and Phillies.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
MAN MATT WIETERS IS GREAT! YEAH MAN JESUS MONTERO IS GONNA BE THE BEST!!!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Can’t spell beast without AL East
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
...
Want to rethink that?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
can’t spell beastiality without AL East
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
There we go.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
as a current east coaster, i thank you for that new addition to my repertoire
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Jul 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Byrnes was all over him earlier
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
In a good way
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Byrnes was talking about how great he is
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
PANDA-FENSE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
shift + a
Was anyone else having their KNTV feed go all choppy and then eventually go completely black earlier?
All my other channels were ok… seems to be fixed now. (I hope)
Daniel Turpen is a Giant Beaver
Panda!
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL Kuip & Flem
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
ahahaha KNBR
“HEY MY NAME IS VIN SCULLY, KNOCK IT OFF!”
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
My name is Vin Scully, knock it off!!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
LOL KUIP!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo inched his SLG back over .400 today
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
100 points to go
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Fun, and maybe a little magic
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s going wonky on the TV side as well
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
“HEY. I’M VIN SCULLY. KNOCK IT OFF.”
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
HEY, SHUT IT, VIN SCULLY IS AWESOME
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You have to listen to Kuip and Flem on the radio
To know what WBC is talking about.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
and, a verrrrry long time ago,
a loyal Giants fan, too.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, there was a fan annoying the announcers, I think, and Kuip was getting sick of it, so he yelled that.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol Scully about Pablo:
" That’s a big Bear!"
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
Scully is a cub!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I demand to see Jon Miller pitch every giants game
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
This is not the pitch you're looking for.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I would pay $10,000 to punch Casey Blake in the face
by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Jul 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
I'd give up my klondike bar
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
10 Amy Gs?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I don't have $10,000
But I might take out a loan for that experience.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
How much to smite Casey Blake
with Eckstein?
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
he would deserve it

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate that scumbag!
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
THROW STRIKES
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
the gipper
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Hey I like this "lead" thing
also suck it russel martin
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
LOL JON
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Ok, good job
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
LOLney
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT DODGERS
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
loney
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
are we gonna get a gif here
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SUCK IT LONEY YOU MEDIOCRE PLAYER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
he's not actually not much better than what I think Travis could have been
If the Giants could have stuck with him at first.
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
James Only
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Only the Loney
Know why
I cry
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
+1 Orb
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
BumG
if this guy is as good as he seems at age 20 he’s a bigger deal than Buster Posey.
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
no one is a bigger deal than buster posey
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
he's not as good looking, I'll give ya that
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
lol
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Just tuned in...
but Vin Scully can suck it. Generally I find him hard to hate, but he just started in on the “Matt Cain has been disappointing because he doesn’t get enough WINZ” line, then moved on to a counting stat that purported to demonstrate that Giants pitchers have been GOOD at picking off baserunners this year.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
they dont work in the subject line
youre just supposed to include a subject line when you post an image
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
type “/SIRM” on both side of the link
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The one time where everyone loved Rent.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
agreed, I actually didn’t mind that AB. That’s the kind of hit he’d get last year, and usually it’d find a gap.
Yeah, that hitter we've been looking to trade for?
Pablo.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The Dodger fan at my work has been pissed at him all season.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Buhhhdweiser.
/takes a pull oh his Beck’s
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
LOL empty mustard seats.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nice and leggy to the left of the Farmer John advertisement
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
The flashback to Renteria getting in Martin’s face warms my heart
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
That combined with the grand slam keep me from hating him
I ain't havin' it
by NuschlerFace on Jul 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Says the guy who updates his handle to call down doom upon his least-favorite Giants.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
you tell ’em Jon!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
that's why he's our HOF'r
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish Renteria
just kicked Martin in the face
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
close enough

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL SHERRILL WARMING UP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I thought he was gone?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
So did I
but they just showed him warming up in the pen. Guess they could not get rid of him.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
How is the Dodgers bullpen?
Woa, Sherril is a fat fucker
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
Back end of Dodger bullpen is outstanding, but they have two of their better
middle relief guys out. Brox is unavailable today, although Kuo is probably handy. I doubt they’ll burn Kuo while losing though, and save him for high leverage situations tomorrow/day after. It’s a good bet to build on the lead if you get to the pen before the 8th, and today, maybe even after that.
Do it again, Nate!
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
i mean WAT
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
not that time
nice login, btw. the word ‘perfidy’ doesn’t get enough play these days.
I'm bringing it back
Much like “porch monkey.”
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
porch monkey?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
it's got a.. fragrant etymology
my advice is pretty serious
Not knowing the Clerks 2 reference, I read it as something like this
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s definitely one of those movie references to avoid in mixed company not on the internet.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Much like my personal favorite of that category:
“Yeah, man, I got a rash.”
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It has stinky bugs?!?
…
Ohhhh…..
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe my grandma was a little racist.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
clerks 2 reference. One of the main characters was trying to bring back the phrase porch monkey
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
All right, look, there’s only one “Return,” okay, and it ain’t “of the King,” it’s “of the Jedi.”
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice. A baserunner
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
TRAVIS WALKS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL NATE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Velez was called up today???????
D:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
unless if he takes out martin again then I don’t want him
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
What the hell?????
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
DFA Sabean
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabean is one self masochistic GM
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Not exactly what I meant when I said we shouldn’t have 13 pitchers.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I guess versatility and stuff.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
wat
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I went to the store and waited over two hours for a bus to come. Never did. Had to catch a cab home. Missed the first couple innings.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
That happened to my friend today
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I walked home carrying Mister Toddler a couple times
the week that Muni changed their schedule
I read something on SFGate about a sick out…
Be thankful, if you lived in Sac that would be a regular experience, especially in hot weather.
Bunch of fuckers taking a "sick-out"
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
This is what they call
A Peek-A-Boo television broadcast.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
LOL Jon talking through a balloon
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Was listening to the first part of the game
Was the Posey slide into Martin worth a .gif?
No one here gets out alive.
no
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
reply fail?
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm CONSUMED with the desire to see a win.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
Ready to double fist some Beck's I see
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
To prove that Vic is my long lost father:

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Prosciutto, on crostini with a red vine?
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Jamon.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Sorry
Jamon on a crostine with a red vine?
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
I was in Spain and wasn’t asking questions. All I knew was bread and jamon.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
After my sister’s wedding reception in France, I always ask.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Of the countries where I might expect that experience, France is well short of the top.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I thought you didn’t drink, Vic
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Never if I'm going to be driving.
Safe at home is just that.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait...
…who’s Vic?
uhh…err…
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Vic is that gentleman in the picture above
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I see no gentlemen
Only a couple of fine fellows feeding their fine faces.
(Lewis, you’re MY favorite human being!)
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
How did you know that?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
MADBUM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
They really need to change the triple crown
To the slash line stats.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
I wouldn't mind him in the bullpen, really
extrabaggs
Nice rehab outing for Todd Wellemeyer at AAA Fresno: Five shutout innings, one hit, three walks, four strikeouts vs. Salt Lake.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Shit.
I’m praying he never pitches for SF again.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
i think that would be a great option
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He's not a bad guy to have around
for Sanchez starts. Since, sometimes Sanchez is Sanchez, and you need a long reliever.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
PLEASE!!! SAVE US FROM BAUTISTA!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
AKA
“effectively wild.”
I’ll pass.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
If anyone is looking for an online feed of tonight's game:
http://www.justin.tv/softmlbgame#/w/260211984
my feed is really slow
same for everyone else?
Me too. And it sounds like Scully.
But it’s Giants baseball so I’m not complaining.
"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 19, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Peanuts
Wah woo wah
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jul 19, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
TWO!
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
TWO!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
SAWED OFF!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
Reverse Giants!
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
MadBum looks a little off tonight
Weak contact, but not too many swinging strikes. I feel like he was more dominating before.
Of course, gidp follows, so I don’t know what I’m talking about.
He’s getting groundballs like crazy today.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
9:1 so far
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
wow
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
And he’s been ahead in the count most of the night.
by Duelling Brandos on Jul 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BELLYLARD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
giants way, wait….
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
2
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
" Sanchez to Uribe to etc."
Nice job Scully.
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
Ishikawa has a name jackass
To Vin Scully
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY MY NAME IS VIN SCULLY, KNOCK IT OFF
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
MY NAME IS VIN SCULLY
IN MY DAY WE INTERNED MEN NAMED ISHIKAWA.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey he just said his name “Isha-kawa”
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, yeah.
Living legend and all that. Come on, can’t a guy make a li’l LOLOLD joke about a Dodger institution?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
geez, poor Jonathan Sanchez
7 IP 2 ER and the next day everyone’s shittalking you
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I agree
He still has issues with command, but in general, he has been very solid this year.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
not hating
but it seems MadBum has more control of the game than JS. Every start with JS is a ride on the Wild Mouse.
Why can’t bum strike people out?
"We didn't win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad,"-KNBR caller.
by GovernorStephCurry on Jul 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
MADBUM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Dodgers play some terrible music
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
Dodgers play some terrible music
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey everyone, it's Xavier Paul
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lolxavierflail
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jul 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL XAVIER!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
PauLOL
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Some children's predator.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL TWO FIRST NAMES
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
GovernorStephCurry
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, he answered my prayers.
"We didn't win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad,"-KNBR caller.
by GovernorStephCurry on Jul 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
I like this Bumgarner guy
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
STFD PAUL IS DEAD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Indeed.
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
MAD BURIED PAUL
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
89-mph heat!
great location, but I really wish he still brought it at 94
MAD BUM: I GOT YOUR K'S RIGHT HERE!
/grabs crotch
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
seriously the zippers broken
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD guy that probably should not have PH
Sending up a lefty? WTF was up with that?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Paul hit for McDonald
Oh no he didn’t.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
the gf appreciates that.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Jul 19, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it really back?
"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFantastic.
Oh crap, when does the new season start?!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WOOOO
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What, "Mad Men - The New Clientele"?
I liked the note Season 3 finished on. I think to take it past that will be pushing it.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
The ending was pretty identical to the ending of House’s 3rd season, and the show started sucking around then.
I was promised lasagna.
Probably, but I’ll give it a whirl.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
And I didn’t even like the note all that much. Historically, they are entering a rather interesting period.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I thought it was sort of rushed together but fell nicely.
Now Breaking Bad still has some dramatic outings in store. Where the hell is season 4?
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Patience, patience.
S3 just ended.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
DISGRUNTLED INDIGENT!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
Deranged Buttocks!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 19, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I think MadBum will be better than Lee
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Evidence!
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey
When RJ was Jonathan’s age, he had a 3.98 ERA and 150+ walks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He actually threw one pretty early
I ain't havin' it
by NuschlerFace on Jul 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
he should win a Cy Young, get traded numerous times and then sign with the Yankees?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
but then he’d be traded to the Rangers (this year)
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
probably for Molina
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for MadBum home run
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Mysterious Monasterious?
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Lolz Flem
Shit-talking the low-rent Latrine celebs.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
LOL WILL FERRELL?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What's he wearing?
"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 19, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
pork pie straw hat
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Will Ferrell can't even claim ribeyez
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
MADBUM
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFF
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
pitching around madbum
need to bring back the rubber chickens for him
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
MADBUM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
MADBUM THE BAT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MadBum > Whiteside
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
MAD BUM KNOCK!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
Insane lazy person!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Got to the bullpen early
Yay
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
MadBum!
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I just want to say that we use this lineup more often
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
Maybe Nate's HR will get him another start.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Freddy got BABIP'd twice tonight.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
No wonder he’s hitting for a shittty .290!
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate Matt Kemp
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL UNNECESSARY DIVE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Kuip
“Thanks Andy…………maybe sometime tonight?”
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WTP
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/19/1577876/beat-la-thread-3
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Anyone have the new iPhone?
Heard there were problems, wondering if I should order 1, or wait.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
STILL ON BACKORDER! ONLY 18 MORE DAYS!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
wow its the 14th inning in detroit
nelson cruz with a 2 run dinger, but I suspect feliz will LOL BS.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Dodgers cut our phone lines
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

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