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Open Dat Bumgarner Thread

Jesus Christ you could fit two Phil Cuzzis in there.

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LOL Jponry

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

BELT!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

good thing brandon belt can hit. cuz he is not attractive

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing. Not a good looking young fella

by nataku on Jul 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt looks like a goof

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandon belt looks nerrrdy

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who is currently having a second half renaissance
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, where is Brandon Belt?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thread roller coaster.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 19, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

/throws up

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pukes

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

thread scares me

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BELT MAN

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jul 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CUZZI, imagine if he was umping this game too

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

I think Cuzzi is such an ass because he’s tiny. Over compensating. Small dudes are always the most annoying assholes in my experience.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who is currently having a second half renaissance
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Boooo sizism..

(what’s your definition of short?)

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The consensus is that I’m a pretty nice guy.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mom says I’m GREAT.

(so does yours.)

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

small people always come up short in my opinion

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drive monster trucks

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU RUSSELL MARTIN

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Good god was that really the best photo they had of Brandon Belt? Nice to see NBC using MS Paint for their cropping needs though

by snafu on Jul 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

He doesn’t seem like a very photogenic person

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, dear God.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that pic is much better than the one on tv too

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should have chosen a better one than this.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs to wash the dirt off

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

EWWWW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY D:

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH THE HUGE MANITEEEEE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

his face is too big for his head

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he keeps hitting i might be able to forget the fact he’s a longhorn

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

easy there, cowboy

I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.

by atxgiantsfan on Jul 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good to see another Giants fan in Austin!

by txgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

heyo! you’re the first Austin-Giants fan I’ve seen here!

I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.

by atxgiantsfan on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think ResDog too

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he is in San Antonio (?)

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol Californian invasion of Austin pissing off the locals (though I’ve been here since ’83)

by txgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, came here in August of 2005 so I can’t complain.. 83? That pretty much makes you a local

I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.

by atxgiantsfan on Jul 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s always the previous ave of Californians that get mad about the new wave.

CALLIN YOU OUT SATYRICRASH!

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better Image

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Check out the new look of SFDugout.com

by BruteSentiment on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks nice in this picture

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want one of those jerseys

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that they all wear the striped high socks.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matches the overall quality of their “broadcast”

by vhants on Jul 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s what he really looks like.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Jponry for that hit

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Russell Martin

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU KAIL FRESNO

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

My Macbook is having problems connecting to my wireless router for some reason, and NBC11’s feed keeps dropping in and out. Technology is full of fail today.

by Natto on Jul 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bumgarner's slurvy must be impossible to bunt

esp. from the left side.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Hai Gais, is the nbc tv feed bad?

by nataku on Jul 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This NBC broadcast is shit

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

MADBUM

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

SOMEBODY FIX THE CAMERAS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw at first. Repeatedly.

That’s right, AT first.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Empty toilet bowl has not a lotta shit tonight

by ACgiant97 on Jul 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Late like the douchebag fans that they are

by nataku on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda almost got owned.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MORON

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt taking the Panda Express to the big leagues.

I’m starting to get excited.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Owned.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BUNT

THE DODGERS SHOULD BUNT MORE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD James Burger King

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Did Cuzzi screw over the Cubs at some point too? Because their announcers were absolutely ripping him tonight.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I think word’s just getting around.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might be he is just terrible at his job.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuzzi always has and always will be a shitty umpire.

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If ‘Screwing Over’ were a professional sport, he’d be an All-Star. He’s an AA douche, but that field is pretty competitive. Even being in the minors is pretty impressive.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt has that Joltin Joe goofy look

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo

And Posey is having amother great game.

by JohnnyDangerously on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

/shift-A through the last two or so threads

Finally at a computer again.

BEAT LA

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome back.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone know what happened

to dodgerblues? their forum is infested with porn posts.

by patneededthetowel on Jul 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Changing name to dodgerblueballs

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey happened.

I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.

by atxgiantsfan on Jul 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad we can’t get infested with buster posey porn

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Dodger Blues
a-hole of the moment
Orel Hershiser
.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still satisfied with the phrase “Posey solo jack.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still satisified with thephrase “Posey solo jack.”

I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.

by atxgiantsfan on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This, too.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the cheering when Pablo hit was a taped feed.

No WAY you have that solid cheering from the Ravine Rats.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

grape and sfgiantkid are just really loud.

by Natto on Jul 19, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt

0 for 3 with a walk and 2 K’s today.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG BUST

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not ready for AA

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t know why they had him skip AAA.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

TTO!

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Madison

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

REEEBAY?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Madbum is looking nice

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm hungry

I think it is dinner time. Burger Joint sounds yummy. Mebbe a burrito. Hmm…

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo ate a James McDonald earlier

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually had McNuggets earlier…right after I read someone posting about them in another thread and couldn’t resist the temptation.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since my indoor grilltraption was dismantled it's been an endless stream of variations on a ham sandwich theme.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not just go out and buy a nice meal?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

GiantPain: The thread change happened while I was answering your question of how I can hate the ever-changing Florida Marlins.

Here’s your answer.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Inarguable point is inarguable.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahah, yeah

But I think to hate a team, you need some sort of institutional memory. I hate Andre Ethier, Casey Blake, Russell Martin. I hate Troy Tulowitzki.

Almost noone who was on that Marlin team was on it a year later. That’s why I have a hard time hating them.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But like

I don’t hate Ivan Rodriguez.

I will hate Andre Ethier even if he leaves the Dodgers.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it helps, I dislike his face.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I root against laundry, too.

Marlins’ rings, since 1993: 2
Giants’ rings, sinc… ah, fuck it.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m coming down with a minor case of garnerhea.

by apistat on Jul 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Jennifer Garnerhea?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

James Garnerhea?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem and Kuip on the radio… NBC game today?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup! Crappy feed though.

by Chro on Jul 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, everyone.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

109 new comments. win.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Now you hit a line drive, Ish.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ish Singles?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

T!

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Ishi singles two innings too late.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Ishi

not clutch

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

only when he PH

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has been clutch lately though pinch-hitting.

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

About Nate

Why does he have so little in game power? He has the body

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, I’m on board with the body thing.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that verified? Because I am all about clarifying the mental database.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The man looks like a space monkey.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get out.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think his face is that attractive, but the bod is awesome.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like average-looking guys. But to each his or her own, I say.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best. Facial hair. Ever.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW THE FUCK DOES HE DO IT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I like the beard better.

by Chro on Jul 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never seen that particular version before. I’m used to the failbeard.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does he keep his beard so fresh

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He shaves it off every once in awhile and then lets it grow back in.

/knows way too much

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much what i do!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s regular trimming

by wcw on Jul 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say that’s bordering on creepy, but then I might know certain things about some minor leaguers, so.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, that’s not even close to the creepiest thing I know.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my...

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which Grizzly is the best in bed?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's dreamy dan, kdl??

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he constantly flashes the crowd…

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That really went in an unintended direction.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Theory about kdl's Nate Knowledge:

She knows where else he shaves.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t even… Speechless.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just really don't even want to know

sorry

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

….

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably the most pointless post ever

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, now I’ve crossed the line.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WASNT TALKING ABOUT YOU

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

His legs! I was talking about his legs! He’s a swimmer.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer, obviously

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally an answer to the question ‘Which Bear is best?’

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

this thread is getting good

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wanna know what else is getting good?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry to disappoint, but I’m still working on my first groupie experience. I’ll report back.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give us a twitter update midway

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That might be an awkward twitter update.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the best part, COME ON CHOP

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever you say, bro.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh jeeze, chop

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

TERMS OF SERVICE VIOLATION

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate’s an east bay kid, like me, so we got connections

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The abs were mentioned several times at the beginning of the season. But, I have not personally confirmed, no.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should make a bet to see who can be first to “personally confirm.” ;^)

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see this happen, haha.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I think his girlfriend would have something to say about that!

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drat. You distract her while I assess the current state of Nate’s torso. Teamwork!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

How ’bout I distract her and you two go see his abs?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Chop, I love you so much. ;)

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

you two... anybody want to see my abs?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shrugs

Beggars can’t be choosers. Let’s see ’em.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a Great American.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I randomly remember some discussion

About Mark DeRosa being fucking ripped back in spring training.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not ripped.

Torn.

And flapping.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

pwnt

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOU

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who is currently having a second half renaissance
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

O SNAP

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Loving the reverse jinx, positive.

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Check out the new look of SFDugout.com

by BruteSentiment on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I literally hit post right as he hit the ball.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, Nate hit a lazy fly ball

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLME!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well actually

It did look pretty lazy, it just kept going.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOME RUN!!!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

How's that?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

There ya go.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATE THE GR8!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY FUCK OFF HATERS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who is currently having a second half renaissance
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I ALWAYS BELIEVED

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who is currently having a second half renaissance
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's cool!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE FUCK U!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCANDALOUS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAWT

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

oh my... FUCK YOU BONDSLEGEND

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUGGERNATE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT NATE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

NAAAAAAAAATE

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YES

CHURROS FOR ALL

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING SUCK IT YOU FUCKING NATE HATERS

I WILL END YOU

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

/seconded

I have no idea why I love this guy so much but I do.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me

It’s a perfect storm of HOMETOWN! (went to my high school) and POTENTIAL (good minor league numbers) and GRIT (defense and outfield assists and that beautiful facial hair).

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that I think about it, it’s probably that Phillies game where he nailed two guys at second. It wasn’t even the actual outs – it was the second time Ryan Howard hit one to right, and pulled up at first without a moment’s hesitation, as if to say “No fucking way am I testing this guy again.”

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEARD GOES BOOM!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

At'll work

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

NATE THE BAT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE HATERS WHERE YOU AT???

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

/raises hand.

I don’t hate Nate. But one HR off a AAA pitcher isn’t going to change my opinion of him.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice effort, Eithier.

by apistat on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Heyohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NATE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that was a popup

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Ish & Juggernate redeeming themselves

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Nate and Ish making up for their last ABs.

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

juggernate bitches

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. How long as it been?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!

Where are the haters now?

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

OK guys

Starting to make up for the second inning.

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HE HAS THE BODY

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE & ISHI REDEEMED!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

TRADE FOR THERIOT

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Showcasing, Nerds!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck yeah, way to go Nate!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

!

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL when I finally saw who it was

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

taters,precious

And Posey is having amother great game.

by JohnnyDangerously on Jul 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

FP?

Looks a lil like Steve Young, actually.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I thought it was Steve Young for a second.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like FP

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn't he be on a taco?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

dumb as a box of tacos has a nice ring to it

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe add in Eric Byrnes

It can be a combo platter.

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope this means he's turning it around.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

showcase showdown

by mlb22 on Jul 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Slngbox went out..

Ishi single, Nate HR?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

while we're on the subject

does y_p mean yes regardless of the vowel you put in the middle?

by coolandtough on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yyp?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you like Shakespeare and enhancing the English language with new words?

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re thinking of owlcroft

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yap is what a small, obnoxious dog says.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

in context, i think it would still be understood as yes.

by coolandtough on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does doggie want a treat?

YAP!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice, where/how deep?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

if ethier were dhalsim, he would have caught it easily.

by coolandtough on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

not even into the RF fans

just barely over the wall, then bounced back into the field

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take that Corey Hart!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

They can’t see!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

"One of the things I hate about Dodger stadium...

and there are many…like all the blue!" ~ David B. Flemming

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Entertaining

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SELL HIGH ON NATE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I love timmy

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

who doesnt?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

tommy lasorda

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH TIMMY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

His groin just flew into the second dec k.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Torres.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

That's a screaming Minoxidil moment right there.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Flem

“The one thing I hate about Dodger Stadium…besides all the blue”

by pwoper on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

“One of the many things that annoy me about Dodger Stadium — aside from all the blue…”

Haha, Flem is awesome tonight.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

SANCHEZ!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY COULDN’T YOU DO THAT YESTERDAY MOLE

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

mcdonald

budah bum bu bum, im loving it

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Huff. Get it to Buster.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodger scouting report on Huff must think he’s susceptible to the high inside pitch

by nataku on Jul 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad they chose McDonald over Ely.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

Wasn’t Ely doing alright? He beat us once this year already didn’t he?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

UP THE FAIRWAY

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SHITTY DEFENSE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff!

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Wow

What the hell was that?

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF how did we score 2 more runs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schierholts two-run home run

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

N8

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forcefed them delicious churros.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds…well…like something

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

no comment

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOAR

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

^ i don't believe it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk didn’t either.

by kdl on Jul 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that ball almost hit Mole

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

pablo swing by huff for the base hit

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for some more RBIs for our ROTY

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Perfect

Wear out the pen more!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Take the ball, Honeycutt - and the mound.

We old fans haz unfinished business.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I always thought that it was so apt that a guy named Honeycutt was caught scuffing the ball.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it when the Giants are winning.

by zuma420 on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

SF leads four - oh!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you just show us your O face?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

basesloaded no outs was too easy

buster will relished the challenge

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

Did everyone see the ump just hanging out in the huddle?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

IT’S K POSEY TIME

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

high fastball = grasping at straws

by zuma420 on Jul 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Posey

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

He is human after all.

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST NOT WORKING OUT

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE HAD HIS CHANCE

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

darn

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Gerald. :/

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster is terrible

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster :(

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

dang

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

OHHH Buster...

there’s my OHHH face.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Trade for Jose Molina

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

lol that pitch looks right down the middle on Gameday

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

It looked that way on TV too

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looked fooled on the CHU

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

tuff little breaking ball froze him. good pitch.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking fastball and totally fooled by the change-up.

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nikita. Now that looks like a winner.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

TV Man #1: Listen, guys, I’ve got a great idea for a show. It’s about an assassin…

TV Man #2: BOR-ING! Assassins have been done to death, bro.

TV Man #1: Hear me out. It’s a female assassin.

TV Man #2: WHOA! But women only lactate and menstruate! They’re like the worst kind of ate!

TV Man #1: We’re going to call the show ‘Nikita’. That’s gonna be the chick’s name, too.

TV Man #2: GET THIS MAN A GOLDEN JOCK STRAP! HIS BALLS MUST KNOW NO HARM!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

fucking

original.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

le sigh

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coming soon:

The American adaptation of “Le Sigh,” SUPEREXHALE, starring Megan Fox.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That pitch made me say “GAAAAAH”

by zuma420 on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem & Kuip are on fire tonight

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY FOR CASEY BLAKE

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Its still shocking to me

The Yankees were going to get Cliff Lee for a catcher not as good as Santana and the Dodgers traded Santana for fucking Casey Blake.

by DFARowand on Jul 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going into this year..

A lot of prospect rankings had Jesus over Santana. But Santana has been proving that wrong. 31:22 BB:K rate with power is amazing.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

Why didn’t Buster do anything?!?!

by pwoper on Jul 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

is he good yet?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

his power is developing!

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is very good news.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t even know he’s playing.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

is he back in rookie ball?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone happen to have mlb network on?

besides just being generally terrible, these guys are fairly dismissive of buster.

by coolandtough on Jul 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

what are they saying?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

best example was harold reynolds basically acting like the giants got crazy lucky that buster has almost made up for all that middle of the order production the giants traded away…

by coolandtough on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they claim ribeyes?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harold Reynolds

“I don’t understand why they traded Molina! They’re contending!”

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Like, right after the trade. Hold on, I might be able to find it.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9543011

:37 seconds in. So fucking funny.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops

I owe an apology to Reynolds. It was actually the guy after him who said that “I don’t get it, they’re contending!”.

But Reynolds also agreed with him.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

still pretty wacked out

by wcw on Jul 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL thinking Molina was the number one catcher.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
What they lose on the defensive end, and that could be a lot…

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not see what is so great about the guys on MLB tonight

They often seem just as stupid as the people on ESPN

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are

but at least they’re stupid about every team rather than just the Yankees, Red Sox, Mets and Phillies.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAN MATT WIETERS IS GREAT! YEAH MAN JESUS MONTERO IS GONNA BE THE BEST!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t spell beast without AL East

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

Want to rethink that?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks good to me.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jul 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t spell beastiality without AL East

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

There we go.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

as a current east coaster, i thank you for that new addition to my repertoire

by coolandtough on Jul 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Byrnes was all over him earlier

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a good way

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Byrnes was talking about how great he is

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

strong Nate strong>

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA D!

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

shift + a

Was anyone else having their KNTV feed go all choppy and then eventually go completely black earlier?

All my other channels were ok… seems to be fixed now. (I hope)

by fwoty oz on Jul 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad it wasn’t just me… was yelling at my tv.

by fwoty oz on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda!

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL Kuip & Flem

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

ahahaha KNBR

“HEY MY NAME IS VIN SCULLY, KNOCK IT OFF!”

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

My name is Vin Scully, knock it off!!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KUIP!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo inched his SLG back over .400 today

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

100 points to go

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the devil is going on the radio feed?

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Fun, and maybe a little magic

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s going wonky on the TV side as well

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

“HEY. I’M VIN SCULLY. KNOCK IT OFF.”

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY, SHUT IT, VIN SCULLY IS AWESOME

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to listen to Kuip and Flem on the radio

To know what WBC is talking about.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

and, a verrrrry long time ago,

a loyal Giants fan, too.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, there was a fan annoying the announcers, I think, and Kuip was getting sick of it, so he yelled that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA, fantastic

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol Scully about Pablo:

" That’s a big Bear!"

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I demand to see Jon Miller pitch every giants game

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

This is not the pitch you're looking for.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd give up my klondike bar

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 Amy Gs?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd Pay.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow

by Gloff on Jul 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have $10,000

But I might take out a loan for that experience.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casey Blake? Meh. How much for Eckstein?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free

He’s a Rodent, just watch out for PETA.

by Gloff on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much to smite Casey Blake

with Eckstein?

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

he would deserve it

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that scumbag!

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey im vin scully knock it off

by barrybondsistheGOAT on Jul 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Gotta run, gang. Let’s win this one for whoever.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

the gipper

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller, "My daughter was terrified."

Emily, “Dad!”

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey I like this "lead" thing

also suck it russel martin

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL JON

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, good job

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this GB% for real?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

probably not, but I like it

by wcw on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLney

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

beat me to it

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

are we gonna get a gif here

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES PLEASE… get on it, nerdz.

by zuma420 on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… this “Madison” kid is not half bad.

by zuma420 on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT LONEY YOU MEDIOCRE PLAYER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

something something strawhats

by apistat on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's not actually not much better than what I think Travis could have been

If the Giants could have stuck with him at first.

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

James Only

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only the Loney

Know why
I cry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1 Orb

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A
SIRM!!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

BumG

if this guy is as good as he seems at age 20 he’s a bigger deal than Buster Posey.

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 19, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

no one is a bigger deal than buster posey

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's not as good looking, I'll give ya that

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So kdl isn’t the only one with inside information…

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, fantastic

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rec’d

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice try

But incorrect.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. age-vs-level means the most for hitters

by wcw on Jul 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just tuned in...

but Vin Scully can suck it. Generally I find him hard to hate, but he just started in on the “Matt Cain has been disappointing because he doesn’t get enough WINZ” line, then moved on to a counting stat that purported to demonstrate that Giants pitchers have been GOOD at picking off baserunners this year.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

they dont work in the subject line

youre just supposed to include a subject line when you post an image

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

type “/SIRM” on both side of the link

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one time where everyone loved Rent.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

lol precisely what I thought too

by zuma420 on Jul 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodger fan at my work has been pissed at him all season.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buhhhdweiser.

/takes a pull oh his Beck’s

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL empty mustard seats.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The flashback to Renteria getting in Martin’s face warms my heart

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA WILL!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Uribe

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish Renteria

just kicked Martin in the face

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HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

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HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Uribe just mouth “fuck you”?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SHERRILL WARMING UP

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he was gone?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did I

but they just showed him warming up in the pen. Guess they could not get rid of him.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is the Dodgers bullpen?

Woa, Sherril is a fat fucker

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HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Back end of Dodger bullpen is outstanding, but they have two of their better

middle relief guys out. Brox is unavailable today, although Kuo is probably handy. I doubt they’ll burn Kuo while losing though, and save him for high leverage situations tomorrow/day after. It’s a good bet to build on the lead if you get to the pen before the 8th, and today, maybe even after that.

by Voxx on Jul 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do it again, Nate!

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

i mean WAT

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

not that time

nice login, btw. the word ‘perfidy’ doesn’t get enough play these days.

by wcw on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm bringing it back

Much like “porch monkey.”

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

porch monkey?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's from CLerks 2

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not knowing the Clerks 2 reference, I read it as something like this

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s definitely one of those movie references to avoid in mixed company not on the internet.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much like my personal favorite of that category:

“Yeah, man, I got a rash.”

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has stinky bugs?!?

Ohhhh…..

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe my grandma was a little racist.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

clerks 2 reference. One of the main characters was trying to bring back the phrase porch monkey

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

All right, look, there’s only one “Return,” okay, and it ain’t “of the King,” it’s “of the Jedi.”

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. A baserunner

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

TRAVIS WALKS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NATE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

/dingerz wear him out

by Bar None on Jul 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A Dishes done and two more runs.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez was called up today???????

D:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

unless if he takes out martin again then I don’t want him

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

read that and puked dinner

by Bar None on Jul 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

cause Walkameyer and Bautista deserve a spot…. fuck

by Bar None on Jul 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell?????

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

youuuuuuur

San Francisco Giants front office!

by wcw on Jul 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA Sabean

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

just when you think it’s getting better…

by Bar None on Jul 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean is one self masochistic GM

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not exactly what I meant when I said we shouldn’t have 13 pitchers.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess versatility and stuff.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

FUCK AC TRANSIT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

wat

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to the store and waited over two hours for a bus to come. Never did. Had to catch a cab home. Missed the first couple innings.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That happened to my friend today

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was awful. I would probably still be there.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read something on SFGate about a sick out…
Be thankful, if you lived in Sac that would be a regular experience, especially in hot weather.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what my mom was saying. Such BS.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Bunch of lying shitheads.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

about time

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

SORRY

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what they call

A Peek-A-Boo television broadcast.

@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Jon talking through a balloon

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Was listening to the first part of the game

Was the Posey slide into Martin worth a .gif?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

cause Walkameyer, Bautista, et al deserve a spot……fuck

by Bar None on Jul 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

reply fail?

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm CONSUMED with the desire to see a win.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

To prove that Vic is my long lost father:

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prosciutto, on crostini with a red vine?

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jamon.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

Jamon on a crostine with a red vine?

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in Spain and wasn’t asking questions. All I knew was bread and jamon.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

After my sister’s wedding reception in France, I always ask.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of the countries where I might expect that experience, France is well short of the top.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you didn’t drink, Vic

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never if I'm going to be driving.

Safe at home is just that.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait...

…who’s Vic?

uhh…err…

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vic is that gentleman in the picture above

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see no gentlemen

Only a couple of fine fellows feeding their fine faces.

(Lewis, you’re MY favorite human being!)

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did you know that?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

MADBUM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

They really need to change the triple crown

To the slash line stats.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Same hit as last time.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Mets are terrible.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn't mind him in the bullpen, really
extrabaggs
  
Nice rehab outing for Todd Wellemeyer at AAA Fresno: Five shutout innings, one hit, three walks, four strikeouts vs. Salt Lake.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit.

I’m praying he never pitches for SF again.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

jerk

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think that would be a great option

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

pass

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not a bad guy to have around

for Sanchez starts. Since, sometimes Sanchez is Sanchez, and you need a long reliever.

by Voxx on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE!!! SAVE US FROM BAUTISTA!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

AKA

“effectively wild.”

I’ll pass.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you Kemp

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh Oh

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. And it sounds like Scully.

But it’s Giants baseball so I’m not complaining.

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 19, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peanuts

Wah woo wah

And Posey is having amother great game.

by JohnnyDangerously on Jul 19, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love when Jon Miller gives a shout out to my hometown

by mlb22 on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

which town

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Petaluma?

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWO!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO!

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND BALL MACHINE

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

MadBum looks a little off tonight

 Weak contact, but not too many swinging strikes. I feel like he was more dominating before.

Of course, gidp follows, so I don’t know what I’m talking about.

by peetah on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s getting groundballs like crazy today.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

9:1 so far

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

amazing

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, I like that part. I just got the impression that he was more even normally.

by peetah on Jul 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, I guess about 60% GB. ESPN stats were just broken :(

by peetah on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s been ahead in the count most of the night.

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BELLYLARD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

giants way, wait….

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

2

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

" Sanchez to Uribe to etc."

Nice job Scully.

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawa has a name jackass

To Vin Scully

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY MY NAME IS VIN SCULLY, KNOCK IT OFF

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY NAME IS VIN SCULLY

IN MY DAY WE INTERNED MEN NAMED ISHIKAWA.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey he just said his name “Isha-kawa”

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, yeah.

Living legend and all that. Come on, can’t a guy make a li’l LOLOLD joke about a Dodger institution?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really big fan of the groundballs that Madbum is generating.

by speckops on Jul 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

geez, poor Jonathan Sanchez

7 IP 2 ER and the next day everyone’s shittalking you

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

He still has issues with command, but in general, he has been very solid this year.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

not hating

but it seems MadBum has more control of the game than JS. Every start with JS is a ride on the Wild Mouse.

by Bar None on Jul 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why can’t bum strike people out?

"We didn't win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad,"-KNBR caller.

by GovernorStephCurry on Jul 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

MADBUM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers play some terrible music

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers play some terrible music

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey everyone, it's Xavier Paul

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL XAVIER!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LHB PH?

hmm…

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

PauLOL

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Some children's predator.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLPAUL

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Jul 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TWO FIRST NAMES

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, he answered my prayers.

"We didn't win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad,"-KNBR caller.

by GovernorStephCurry on Jul 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

that one guy up there ^

by zuma420 on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this Bumgarner guy

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD PAUL IS DEAD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed.

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAD BURIED PAUL

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

89-mph heat!

great location, but I really wish he still brought it at 94

by wcw on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously the zippers broken

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madbum!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD guy that probably should not have PH

Sending up a lefty? WTF was up with that?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Paul hit for McDonald

Oh no he didn’t.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

the gf appreciates that.

by coolandtough on Jul 19, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it really back?

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFantastic.

Oh crap, when does the new season start?!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOO

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What, "Mad Men - The New Clientele"?

I liked the note Season 3 finished on. I think to take it past that will be pushing it.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m afraid that the new season will suck.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

The ending was pretty identical to the ending of House’s 3rd season, and the show started sucking around then.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ending was identical. Screams over the shark.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably, but I’ll give it a whirl.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I didn’t even like the note all that much. Historically, they are entering a rather interesting period.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was sort of rushed together but fell nicely.

Now Breaking Bad still has some dramatic outings in store. Where the hell is season 4?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patience, patience.

S3 just ended.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 19, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWIIIIIIINNNNGGGG and a miss!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

DISGRUNTLED INDIGENT!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Deranged Buttocks!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 19, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I checked my fantasy team for the first time in months today. Still in 7th place, right where I left it.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

nine hits so far, nice!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 19, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I would accept that in lieu of a 94mph fastball

by wcw on Jul 19, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think MadBum will be better than Lee

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee can’t hit

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evidence!

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right after Sanchez becomes Randy Johnson.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

When RJ was Jonathan’s age, he had a 3.98 ERA and 150+ walks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I bet he hadn’t even thrown one of his no hitters yet.

by nofreetime on Jul 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, I think he was throwing 99 mph

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

he should win a Cy Young, get traded numerous times and then sign with the Yankees?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

but then he’d be traded to the Rangers (this year)

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably for Molina

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mysterious Monasterious?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I might have been the best if that damn BBQ range hadn’t blown up in my face.

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Lolz Flem

Shit-talking the low-rent Latrine celebs.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WILL FERRELL?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

sweet hat, huh?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's he wearing?

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 19, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

a fedora!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

MADBUM

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

FFFFFFFFFFF

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

pitching around madbum

need to bring back the rubber chickens for him

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Bummy!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

MADBUM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

MADBUM THE BAT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

MadBum > Whiteside

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

MADBUM!

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow

by Gloff on Jul 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

MADISON!

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA WILL FERRELL, AND YEA MADBUM

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

MADBUM!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

CarrLOL seems to be Velez’ing it up.

by peetah on Jul 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Shoulda pinch hit him!

by speckops on Jul 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Cuzzi should have stayed fired

by wcw on Jul 19, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

MADBUM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Insane lazy person!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

MadBum!

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I just want to say that we use this lineup more often

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 19, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Not enough veteran grit

by DFARowand on Jul 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Nate's HR will get him another start.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ferrell’s kid is going to grow up to be a good dodger fan…already wants to leave in the 6th inning.

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddy got BABIP'd twice tonight.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

No wonder he’s hitting for a shittty .290!

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Matt Kemp

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL UNNECESSARY DIVE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kuip

“Thanks Andy…………maybe sometime tonight?”

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Kemp

I strongly dislike you.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

hack hack hack

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WTP

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

well so much for mad bum getting a rest :(

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/19/1577876/beat-la-thread-3

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 19, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone have the new iPhone?

Heard there were problems, wondering if I should order 1, or wait.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 19, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

no

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 19, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

STILL ON BACKORDER! ONLY 18 MORE DAYS!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 19, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go With a Droid, they're less hipsterish

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow

by Gloff on Jul 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

and much better phones.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow

by Gloff on Jul 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow its the 14th inning in detroit

nelson cruz with a 2 run dinger, but I suspect feliz will LOL BS.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 19, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers cut our phone lines

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 19, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

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