Sabermetrics Library is an excellent source. If you havn't visited it, I strongly suggest that you do so. However, after extensive research around the site and the web I have come to the conclusion that there isn't a good guide out there to help my fellow country men in getting ahead in this stats-centric world. An affirmative action, for ignorant yellow dudes like me, if you will. So I decided to translate some of them for the benefits of the rest of us aZn ppl.

*This fan post is satire. If you can't take a joke, don't read it. I put the rest after the jump. If you are offended by Chinese people making fun of Chinese people, don't read further.

Sabermetrics Term -----------------Chinese Equivalency

UZR / 150 -------------------------------Yu Rung Fah Gud
High BABIP-----------------------------Yu Lah Kee Beech
Free Agency --------------------------- Wai So Mah Che No Bai Dam Ting
Clutch ------------------------------------Fah King Ex Tein
Replacement Level  ----------------- Yi Shi Ka Wa
League Equivalencies ---------------Yu Yin En El Yu No Gud
Regression to the mean-------------Aw Su Ton Ja Ku Sun
Minor League Equivalency (MLE)--No Gud Yin Bee Gu Lee Gah
Grit -----------------------------------------Fah King Ex Tein
HR / Fly Ball -----------------------------Bowl Goh Fah
WHIP---------------------------------------Wok Gaiz No Gud
OPS---------------------------------------- Wok en Heet Bowl Fah
Speed Score (spd)---------------------Ben Gie No Gud
FIP-------------------------------------------Wah Da Fuk Mat Kein So Lah Kee
Bunting Runners Over ----------------Dun Doo Eet Dum Gai
wOBA --------------------------------------El Bah Poo Hols

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