Post-game thread: Zito, Zito, Zito
This is the Faustian bargain we’re all a part of. We have to remember these games every time the Giants are losing 2-1, 3-2, 1-1, 0--1...these things do even out. Kind of.
Barry Zito won a Cy Young award once. For most of the past three years, we’ve scratched our heads every time we were on that particular Baseball Reference page. A Cy Young? Was it WWII? Was there a strike on? So it’s nice that every now and again, he reminds us that, yes, he was once very good and, no, he doesn’t like that nerds like me put that kind of statement in the past tense. I didn’t mean to. Dude was good tonight. Present tense.
You might have missed the other happenings tonight. Let’s see, Brian Wilson had a mostly uneventful ninth as he slowly transitions into one of the better relievers in baseball. Buster Posey must have been shaken off eleventy-six times tonight, as he caught his second straight shutout, which rookie catchers can’t do. Oh, and Bengie Molina hit a triple. To complete a cycle. Bengie Molina was one hit short of the cycle, that hit was a triple, and Molina got it. Think about how amazing that is. Molina...
- needed to have a four-hit game
- needed to get a double, which is really, really tough for him compared to other players, and it needed to clank off the glove of the right fielder.
- needed to get a triple. A triple. Bengie Molina needed a triple at the same time he had a double, a single, and a home run.
Video proof, if you need it. Look, I know it’s Zito’s night, but what in the actual hell? Bengie Molina hit for the cycle. The Giants won 1-0, but Bengie Molina hit for the cycle. Somewhere, a baby is being born to a mother and father who love that baby very much, but Bengie Molina hit for the cycle..
Good game, Giants. Good game, Bengie. This is like running into an ex when it’s clear that everything is going absolutely swimmingly for both parties. You got a promotion? Good, well we just bought a 5,000 sq. ft. house. Good, well, our kid just got into Yale. Good, good, that’s swell, and my spouse doesn’t make the same monkey faces during intercourse that you did. Good, good. I’m glad it’s all working out. That’s what the Molina trade/Posey liberation feels like right now.
Also, Bengie Molina hit for the cycle. And Barry Zito pitched eight shutout innings. Didn’t have to use the AK.
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Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
steady, boy
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m really concerned about Buster
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
my spouse doesn’t make the same monkey faces during intercourse that you did
IRL LOL
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
It's good writing
Essential to humor writing is the ability to include a punchline that comes out of nowhere but that you understand and are amused by immediately. It’s a tough thing to do. Grant can.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Whatever. He doesn’t provide anything that an ether soaked towel couldn’t.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
by Alex_Lewis on Jul 16, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He’s interacting with the peasants tonight.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You’re a peasant.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Should be
Nice build up to it, too.
"That sort of thing only happens to white people."
- Kirby Puckett joking about the fairy-tale nature of his friend, Cal Ripken Jr., homering in his final All-Star Game
by achiappanza on Jul 17, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
BUT WHAT IF I CAME HERE FOR NEWS??
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Jul 16, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I got your news right heah!
/grabs crotch and sneers
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 16, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m trying to figure out whether it’s Bengie or the Giants that make the monkey faces.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 16, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm trying to figure out how that baby was born when the parents have been declared medically unable to conceive.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 17, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Without s doubt, the best game Zito has pitched as a Giant. And LOL to Wfan in NY which said the Mets would take the next three games!
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Jul 16, 2010 10:22 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
The Giants had some chances though. Twice they had a runner on third with one out and didn’t get him in. They also had Uribe clobber one with two men on that didn’t get out. The Meta didn’t have a chance to score all night. One man to second base, and that was on a two out pop fly double.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Jul 16, 2010 10:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
The Giants were the Giants.
Niese was a convenient scapegoat.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 17, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I love that Zito’s fastballs tonight were mostly like 85-86 mph and he got 10 Ks
Awesome
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It’s all about the curve, I guess. If he’s snapping them off with command, he’s pretty awesome.
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 16, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
He was getting swings off the fastballs too, though. As far as I could tell anyway, considering I listened to the game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He actually was. It was shocking to see professional hitters swing and miss on a 85 mph fastball a handful of times
Zito cuts it pretty well up on the hands
That pitch seems faster than it is.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
My useless opinion is that BZ has learned how to waste his fastball. In the latter part of his career, Warren Spahn said that his fastball of perhaps 80+ was his best pitch. This was because of “hungry” hitters. He learned to throw the fastball high (or low) enough to seduce, but not center enough to get burned. He won 250 of his 320 games doing this.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Everybody’s got a Hungry Heart
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
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Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
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My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
This… IS AWESOME.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What is it Nate says at the end of 6 Feet Under? “You can’t take a picture of this; it’s already gone.”
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Something like that.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Help, I have done it today…
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 17, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
No fair making this impossible to share on fasebook.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That’s clever….
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
A suicide rap!!
Unfortunately, I’m no longer young.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Strawhats can't even claim ribeyes
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 16, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
t-shirt slogan
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
put it on the buttons
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
why is it not the new front page title yet?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The thing is
It didn’t happen
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
how drunk are you?
and could you buy us a round? it’s dry over here
Drunk enough. But I’m not pouring any of this Bulleit into my laptop. Fool me once, shame on me…
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 16, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Bulleit is awesome. Do you pronounce its name ‘Bull-ut’ or ‘Boo-lei’?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So does this!
/grabs crotch
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What does that even mean? I remember reading it, but not the context.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 17, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Seems to mostly be a function
Of if he’s throwing them for strikes.
Zito’s curve as a junk pitch is pretty good.
Zito’s curve as a strike pitch is ridiculous.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
I disagree
The fastball is the junk pitch.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You misunderstand me
Didn’t say that his curve is a junk pitch. Meant that when he can’t throw it for strikes, that is what it is. When he can throw it over the plate, it’s beautiful.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
We might disagree on what a “junk” pitch is. I’ll clarify later, but thanks for responding.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
my definition very basic
breaking pitch which isn’t meant to be thrown for a strike.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
full disclosure
This is probably wrong.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
FWIW
I got what you meant. Mr pedantic pants up there can clarify whatever he wants
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Jul 16, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
He has walrusman’s pants?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Molina still a fat ass
and Zito was awesome today hopefully his second half success continues. also thank god for Huff and Posey because the offense was garbage tonight
by 49erEmpire on Jul 16, 2010 10:22 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Second half Barry
I am counting on that guy!
"That sort of thing only happens to white people."
- Kirby Puckett joking about the fairy-tale nature of his friend, Cal Ripken Jr., homering in his final All-Star Game
"Pigs have flown in Boston tonight"
"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 16, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
I didn't realize Molina flew around the bases.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 16, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
hilarious
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Jul 16, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
nice write-up
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 16, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions
I had a stopwatch on Bengie on his triple
Four minutes 18 seconds!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 16, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions
Red Sox outfielders exchanging their reservation plans for the evening.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Eric Patterson. Same as Corey Patterson
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
You need to check that stopwatch. It's most certainly running fast.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 16, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
"running fast"?
Sounds funny in a conversation about Molina
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Hyper-jiggling?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 17, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
/cue Charriots of Fire Theme
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
That Molina highlight is hilarious.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Unlikeliest cycle of all time? The only contender I can conjure is Olerud hitting one during interleague play.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The only comp I can come up with is Sergio Romo throwing a no-hitter.
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 16, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Was a starter in A-ball!
I still have hope!
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
I just watched the highlight of Huff’s slide and Romo was doing a weird dance in the dugout after
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Dontrelle Willis not walking anyone in a start?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 16, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
September 15, 2010, against the Dodgers
0.1 IP, 9 H, 0 BB, 1 K
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 16, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Steve Finley comes back from the dead to hit a Grand Slam off of him
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
after Cody Ransom rose from the dead and botched an easy groud ball
by 49erEmpire on Jul 16, 2010 10:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Hey!
This is why I hate him.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Jul 16, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Molina left the game in the 8th after the triple with a strained quad
by 49erEmpire on Jul 16, 2010 10:23 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
THAT is funny!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 16, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Not just Bengie, but Randy Winn had a nice game against the Dodgers as well, with a single and triple.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Jul 16, 2010 10:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Miller Pic
the force is strong with this one
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 16, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
Man those Texas announcers are annoying.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Worse than the marlins TV guys and that’s saying something.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I picture them with monkey faces . . . but not in a good way.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Marlins are far worse. Rangers aren’t that bad but Tom Grieve is really boring.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I see your Marlins and raise you Chicago White Sox.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 16, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
What if the Hawk and the Marlins guy combined
HIS NAME IS DAN UGGLA AND YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
I need to find a clip of this Marlins guy (or not)
what’s his name?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 16, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Rich Waltz
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
This may just be Giants win induced nonsense
But I have always said that if Zito helps the Giants win a world series championship then his contract is worth it no matter what he does before and after.
If Zito can deliver more consistently like he has in approximately 1/2 of his starts this season, and we get into the playoffs, we are dangerous as hell.
To sum up, if GoodZito = Playoffs = WS Champs, then $126,000,000 = Totally worth it
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 16, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions
I will knife anyone who claims differently.
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 16, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ALCOHOL!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 16, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
My desire to win a world series is equivalent to Flounder's need to get laid
Or this guy’s most basic need: http://www.theonion.com/articles/desire-to-ejaculate-motivates-local-christian-to-w,798/
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 16, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
No Finding Nemo references here. Too high-brow.
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 16, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t get it.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
"leaning up against a washing machine on a spin cycle"
LOL
by 49erEmpire on Jul 16, 2010 10:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I apologize to my McCoven brethren who are religious...this is satire
“I have opened my heart and mind to Jesus Christ, the Son of God the Father, my Lord and Savior in Heaven, who died on the cross for my sins, that I might be born again in His blood. And I yearn for the righteous power of the Holy Spirit to fill me with holy inspiration. But I also yearn—desperately yearn, yearn with indescribable longing, I mean really, really yearn—to ejaculate. If it were up to me I would prefer to ejaculate right now. This minute. No lie.”
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 16, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm religious and I thought it was hilarious
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 16, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Unanimous
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 16, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Benjie Molina hit the cycle?
Well if up is down and black is now white I guess it’s time to read twilight
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 16, 2010 10:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Strawhats can’t even claim ribeyes
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 16, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Bengie’s SLG all the way up to a still really bad .365
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Don’t do it, carrot. It will rot what’s left of your mind.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
5 minutes in cafepress design section

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
I like the dildo cap idea better
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we print stuff on the dildo?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
You can, but it would just wear off
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
"The thing is, this is happening"
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
embossed
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point
‘textured’
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean RBIED
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 17, 2010 5:03 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s a good thing wilson throws 97 and not 91 like heath bell.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Molina may have hit a grand slam and for the cycle but
Posey>>>>>B Molina forever
by 49erEmpire on Jul 16, 2010 10:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Anagram of "Did Bengie Molina really hit for the cycle?"
CHILLINGLY EMBROILED HEARTY DEFECATION
The anagrammer was equally dumbfounded. So much so it actually shit itself.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 16, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Watching video of the Yankees walk off win (I don’t know why, either), and is it just me or does Nick Swisher look a lot like Joey Lawrence?
Whoa.
LOL incompetent Maddon
Brings in Dan Wheeler, who’s having a good year, and he strikes out Jeter. He then pulls Wheeler for a struggling Cormier, who’s ALSO righthanded, but in a SSS has gotten Swisher out all six times he’s faced him. Of course Swisher wins the game with a single.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Jul 16, 2010 10:40 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
It’s just you.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone is singing really loudly and off-key outside
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That’s not strange at all.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 16, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
HE’S SINGING ADAM’S SONG
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Update
He’s singing another Blink 182 song. I don’t think the cover band is going to take off though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
our friend below may be right
dip into the Britney catalog
Is it this:
I get up at seven, yeah
And I go to work at nine
I got no time for livin’
Yes, I’m workin’ all the time
[Chorus:]
It seems to me
I could live my life
A lot better than I think I am
I guess that’s why they call me
They call me the working man
They call me the working man
I guess that’s what I am
I get home at five o’clock
And I take myself out a nice, cold beer
Always seem to be wonderin’
Why there’s nothin’ goin’ down here
[Chorus]
Well, they call me the working man
I guess that’s what I am
If so, sorry.
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 16, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks for reminding me it could be worse
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
neeer noo neeer noo
neer no neer no
neeer noo neer noo
neer no neer no
THEY CALL ME THE WORKING MAAAYAAYAN!
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 16, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Working Mayans
Damn, Spaniard!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I could live my life
A lot better than I think I am
That….doesn’t even make sense.
I was promised lasagna.
Sure it does.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 17, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions
it does it you understand TROO PROGZ ROCK
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Two options
Ignore it
or sing even more loud and more off key version of the song they’re singing
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 16, 2010 10:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Or sing a louder and more off key version of a completely different song.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Crazy by Britney spears
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 16, 2010 10:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Panama by Van Halen once convinced a dictator to surrender.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
CAUSE I KNOW WHAT IT MEANSSSS
TO WALK ALONG
THE LONELY STREET OF DREAMS!
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Or break out a vuvuzela
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 16, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 17, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I felt like I wasn’t stressed enough when Wilson was in the game. I actually felt confident in him.
If Brian Wilson sucks because of that, I apologize.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
BANNED
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This game was more exciting than antennagate
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 16, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 16, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s how he gets the best reception
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The iPhone knows that Steve Jobs is usually talking out of his ass.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 17, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Bowker pitched?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s got a short arm delivery.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 16, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Curse you
I was about to say “The bullpen was short on arms” before I saw this
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Lazing about on Island time will do that to you.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 17, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I believe he did a furniture commercial
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 16, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Only way he'll get major league PT on the Giants
and hey, can’t be worse than Bautista
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
that you did not pitch?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 16, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Third base!!!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I'LL BREAK YOUR ARM IF YOU SAY WHO'S ON FIRST!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 17, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
jcrasnick Laugh all you will at Molina’s lack of speed, but he now has four more career three-baggers than Bruce Bochy.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
LOL BOCHY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL BORK
That is hilarious.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing the Giants have a far-less-than-mediocre player to make crucial decisions
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 16, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Thankfully we no longer have a titanic anchor at catcher.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
so thats what this was all about
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 16, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BOCHY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 16, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy's best year
played in 63 games, hit
.252/.326/.512
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
2 GIDP's from buster tonight
And I don’t care at all. Then again it’s hard to get mad at jesus.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Man, I hope Taylor Mays is good.
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 16, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Grant
You forgot one more thing about the oddity of Molina’s cycle. He did it against…THE RED SOX!!!! OOOHH!!!! They are in the AL EAST!!!!!!! If he hit for the cycle against the Red Sox in the AL East he must have hit like 7 or 8 cycles this year in the NL West, right?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
you can work for ESPN now.
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 17, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions
How are two routine fly balls to the warning track ruled a double and a triple? LOL official scorer.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Jul 16, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions
The double in particular looked pretty errorish. Oh, well, good for Bengie. At least I don’t have to watch Time For Timer waddle around the field anymore.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know
I don’t think that catch could be made with routine effort.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
shame on you
Boston official scorer hits grand slam homer for cycle!
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 17, 2010 4:31 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL AROD!!
“Steinbrenner was the best owner in sports. Twenty seven championships speaks for themselves!”. Just how old was Steinbrenner? Didn’t know he owned the Yankees back when Ruth and Gehrig were around.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Jul 16, 2010 10:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
/facepalm
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL fraud.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Arod made this statement while on his way to the monthly Not-Quite_MENSA meeting
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 16, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
No holding back there.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 16, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Dick Stockton can attest to it.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
for real?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 16, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
...

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 16, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
This still makes me laugh.
Every time.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Jul 16, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
wheres the picture of him crying?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s doing it for a long time.
Sometimes, there's a man...well, he's the man for his time and place.
Never stops.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Jul 16, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I covet DeJesus.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
I would love DeJesus but likely not available at the price I am willing to pay.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Jul 16, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Ishikawa, Schierholtz, and Pucetas.
/Royals’d
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 16, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Evan Crawford, Andrew Fleet and Shoop
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 16, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Wayne Gomes' stained Jock, a Chad Zerbe baseball card, and Eugene Velez.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Jul 16, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Ryan Vogelsong & Armando Rios
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Fred Merkle, straight up.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 17, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
With or without the boner?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Jul 17, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I would do either of those deals
I would love to add his glove to the OF, and move Huff back to 1B full time.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Jul 16, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Jose Guillen is on the way!
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 17, 2010 4:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Royals Review has some great comments about a Guillen trade
“Stuff I would trade Jose Guillen for” Power Rankings 1. An actual baseball player (Low A or above)
2. A radio commentator to replace Bob Davis
3. A hot tub
4. A Jose Guillen rookie card
5. A couch
6. Free firewoodFollow me on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/bhindepmo (follow me, because reloading my twitter page 40 times a day is kind of creepy)
by BHWick on Jul 16, 2010 10:18 AM PDT reply actions
As long as Aaron Rowand isn’t the return, I’d be ecstatic with almost any Guillen to the Giants deal Unless I’m wrong…
My Twitter feed
by Top Ramen on Jul 16, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I love Royals Review
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
All while Jesus spoke strongly against coveting.
Rich irony, indeed. Well, not really, but I’m going with that anyway.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 16, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
one of the best Old Dugout Names
DontFuckWithDeJesus
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
My Led Zeppelin poster won’t shut the fuck up about it.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 17, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Same with my Pink Floyd Poster.
Never. Stops. Talking.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
What do you poker playing dogs have to say about it
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
They don't talk, they just melt.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Jul 17, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
OT: Has Bryce Harper signed with the Nats yet?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 16, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions
I imagine boras will do whatever it takes to get him 100 million.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, well, then.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 16, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Thanks.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 16, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
np
FWIW, he probably won’t sign until August 16th and 8.59 PM (pacific time)
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Has any 1st rounder signed?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
12 according to BA
including Christian Colon-the #4 pick and a Boras client
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Ah, okay. I was just asking cause apparently, while I was on vacation, I stayed in the same hotel as his summer team. (He’s listed on the roster, but I wasn’t sure if he had signed yet.)
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 16, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh cool
I’m surprised he’s playing-I would think Boras wouldn’t want to risk him getting injured
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Yeah, I’m surprised, too. I didn’t expect to see him playing anywhere this summer. Then again, I don’t know if the roster has changed or whatever since the team site doesn’t mention it at all.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, maybe he quit or something
iono
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
you didn’t have to use your AK?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
it bears repeating
but he ain’t havin’ it.
Bengie had it.
But Buster ain’t havin’ it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wow I meant to reply to the other comment below this one.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I know I could just delete it but all you losers have the page open with auto-refresh on so you’d still see my fail.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You know what, just leave me alone.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/ignores jp/
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
AINT HAVIN IT!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Strawhats can't even claim ribeyes.
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 16, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
rec'd so hard
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Rx'd
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It bears repeating.....
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 16, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Mets really clocked us last year when they visited, especially with a lot of steals. Its really nice to see Posey smoke them when they try.
He wouldn't need footwork
If he threw from his knees
as all real catchers should
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 16, 2010 10:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Russell Martin does a lot from his knees
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
All I do is watch replays of Buster throwing people out.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He ain’t havin’ it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Being in NY, I’m forced to watch the Mets’ feed on all these games, but Keith Hernandez has a serious man crush on Buster Posey. He’s comparing him to Johnny Bench, and going crazy over his swing and his arm. I think he’s even dumped Elaine Benes for him.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Jul 17, 2010 6:51 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I would dump Elaine for Buster in a heartbeat.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 17, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey now.
Gary, Keith, and Ron are far and away the best part of the Mess. We lucked out. It’s those poor suckers in Cali that were forced to listen to FP the whole game.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 17, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no problem with the Mets broadcasting team. I consider it a serious plaudit that Buster’s been exciting enough to actually attract Keith’s attention.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Having been FORCED by MLB - TV to catch the Mets side of the opening game I have no problem with them either.
It was funny listening to Hernandez’ astonishment at Bochy’s head size, and also when he tried to direct Ishi to optimum positioning.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 17, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if you have premium
I pay for it, because frankly, there are some awful announcers out there, and it’s worth the extra 5$ a month to only have to listen to K&K.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
I have premium.
For some bizarre reason the archived game wouldn’t run for more than a few seconds on the CSNBA feed.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Happens to me from time to time
try skipping around to innings.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
My first thought. No go.
Which was why it was even more bizarre that simply changing broadcasts worked so well.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 17, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
his swing gets it done for me
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 16, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
As I was watching, I had this strange feeling… like there’s this guy that is going to be involved in every play and he’s just… got it. He can handle it. Seriously, is this what Minnesota fans feel like?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
point
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to Ellison though
so I’ll only give a half hearted woo
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 16, 2010 11:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
A basketball guy got them, that should be better.
I’d love to see the W’s build an arena in SF, and bring back the Cable Car Uni’s full time.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Jul 16, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Well they changed their logo back to the Bay Bridge
I think that would be a sick jersey with the old school blue and yellow
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 16, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
even saw the lights of the Goodyear blimp
and it read Barry Z’s a pimp
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 16, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions
It wasn't all perfect…
Brandon Belt was only 2/5, lowering his BA to .409.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Jul 16, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
And they were singles too.
only two measley bases.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Jul 16, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
ONLY TWO? SELL! SELL!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
So
I think the Braves should trade for Alex Gonzalez and his .296 OBP. Anyone else?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 16, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions
So what does anybody know about Tim Collins?
by Murray, Present on Jul 16, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Not as good as a Tom Collins.
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 17, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Phil Collins?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Jallu Collins!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 17, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
...

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 16, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions
Farley: He’s my hero!
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Jul 16, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Paul is dead
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 16, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
On a related note
We saw Paul at AT&T the other night and it too was awesome.
That man is an incredible showman, played for three hours, sounded great and had the most incredible catalog of songs anyone could imagine from which to choose his set list.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Natto was there too.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I thought you were James Franco.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Francisco Franco?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Jul 17, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I get kinda irrationally angry whenever the Peaceful Beauty's field is damaged, though.
I mean, I get that private financing demands extra paydays, but… ugh.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 17, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Onion
Manny Embarks on Journey to Find Legendary Realm of Batlantis
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So I missed a lot
Smoak+ for Cliff Lee? Pretty steep
Yunel Escobar for Alex Gonzales?
I think J.P. Ricciardi is a genius.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions
Crakalaka!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Disaster!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Ummm… yeah. Hi.
/goes back to drinking
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Where the hell have you been?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 16, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Idaho
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 16, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
River rafting
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 16, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
On the Salmon River
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 16, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The Main Fork
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
The Main Spoon!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 16, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
We saw a bear.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You can stop anytime now, y’know?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 16, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just getting to the good part.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Keep going, then.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
We saw another bear.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 17, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
there's a dumbass bear on your avatar
has a C on it, same with your profile pic on facebook, was it that bear?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
No. It was bigger.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 17, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
TWSS???
and oh that’s cute, why didn’t you bring up CAL to him/her
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It looked a little bitey.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 17, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Salmon River
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 17, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
wow, that is pretty sweet, so it’s right in the middle of the state? i’m jealous, how’d the fishing go?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I caught one tiny fish, after paying $50 for a permit.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 17, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
WOW, that’s just not worth it, do you fish much at all?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Not too much, a couple times a year.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 17, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh yea? you just fish up in the mountains? Because that’s something i really want to do more of, going up to Tahoe or Yosemite and fishing. But fishing out in Montana and Wyoming was hella fun
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Well we do at least 1 river trip almost every year, so yeah
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 17, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
tight, yea, i need to make at least one of those trips a year, because i haven’t done that in a while… Think the biggest fish i caught was like a 14 pounder, a rainbow trout
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Thats a pretty damn big fish. How long?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 17, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
hmmm, trying to remember, it was out in Montana in the bitterroot river, like 10 inches or so
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
10 inches 14 lbs?
Are you sure? Thats the fattest fish ive ever heard of.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 17, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
hmm, maybe it was like 10 lbs...
gotta check, but yea, it was a fat ass trout, but i do believe it was somewhere arounda foot long possibly longer… but how bout this, i had the fish on the line, my dad went to go grab it, and the line broke… dad almost fell into the river
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That sucks. I caught a pretty big one on the Sacramento. Probably about a foot. My friend had like a 2 foot salmon on the line, and got it so close we could see it. I ran into the water with the net but it broke off. We were pissed. That was on the Rogue.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 17, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Kind of thought you were the “Barefoot Burglar”
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
wat
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You disappeared about the same time as the kid who got arrested. Google “Barefoot Burglar” to read more. I was joking it was you.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Nah
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 17, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Right.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 17, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Ricciardi
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Ricciardi
I love when former GMs and managers go on ESPN to be “experts.”
And when I say former, I mean fired.
At least . . .
. . . they usually make it plain why they were fired.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Every time Phillips opens his mouth, I wonder how he got hired in the first place.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
Steve Phillips is the counterargument to anyone wanting to trust GM’s because they’re professionals.
In a world in which Steve Phillips gets to run one of the richest teams in Major League Baseball, no authority figure should ever be trusted.
I was promised lasagna.
LOL Kazmir for Victor Zambrano
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Wikipedia
Phillips is often erroneously blamed for trading Kazmir to the Tampa Bay Devil Rays for Victor Zambrano on the July 31, 2004 trade deadline. Kazmir went on to become an All Star, while Zambrano never made an impact with the Mets and was out of major league baseball a few years later. It was, however, Jim Duquette, Phillips’ successor, who made the deal.
I was promised lasagna.
Oh, well he still traded for Mo Vaughn
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
The fact that he claimed that the Nationals should trade Strasburg for Oswalt is probably worse than any trade he’s ever made.
I was promised lasagna.
Yeah, that comment probably talked him out of a future interview
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
STRASBURG FOR OSWALT!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 17, 2010 5:16 AM PDT up reply actions
You missed out on J.P. getting canned? ;-)
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
OT: Inception
Saw it this afternoon. Brilliant up until the last act. I would say Memento is the best thing Nolan’s done, then Dark Knight, then this, then The Prestige.
SPOILER ALERT: THEY WERE IN A DREAMZ LULZ.
by Murray, Present on Jul 16, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions
You Bastard
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 16, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
In case people are seriously angry
When you watch the movie, you’ll understand that the glib “spoiler” I’ve posted doesn’t give anything away. It’s pretty much the entire plot. They go into dreams, and dreams within dreams. What is reality? It’s a movie that is impossible to explain in a few words. Go see it.
by Murray, Present on Jul 16, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I also saw it today
and thought it kicked ass.
And yes, the spoiler alert isn’t one, but is, but isn’t. But no, seriously, it is.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Isn't that what one of the characters says in the trailer?
Something about dreams and not dreams and the line between dreams and not?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Dunno. Didn't actually see any trailers and saw it on a whim.
My local theater was only playing Twilight or Inception, and it was motherf*cking hot out. The choice was obvious, and I’m glad we saw it.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
KNBR Caller: Buster Posey needs to bunt more.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 16, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions
manufacture runzzzz!
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Jul 16, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Bunting?
BUSTER AINT HAVIN IT
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
postgame callers are pretty bad
but a rung above Marty Lurie AM callers
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 17, 2010 4:36 AM PDT up reply actions
dude, if there's one thing Buster learned at FSU (it wasn't how to play catcher for sure, he still sucks at that)
it was how to bunt. http://www.tomahawknation.com/2009/5/12/872780/mike-martin-micromanager-why-fsus
oh, god
At one FSU-Virginia game I went to, FSU sacrifice bunted like four times with runners on first and second and nobody out. Once with the #2 hitter. In that case, after be bunted, the third and fourth hitters both struck out. And then FSU lost by one run. LOL them.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
0.5 Games back of the WC
3.5 out of division.
9-2 after the 7 game slide.
In this thing.
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 16, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Proudly hold our heads up high
And say we are tied with the Dodgers
by Los Gigantes on Jul 16, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there magic inside?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
Scout on Buster Posey.
But you know how some guys walk to the plate with that quiet confidence? That’s what I saw from him, right from the beginning. He knows he can hit. He’s not afraid to hit with two strikes. And he never chased. That never happens with young guys. They always chase something. Not him.
Strawhats can't even claim ribeyes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can I get some background on this?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Jul 16, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
No
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Fair enough.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Jul 16, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
That didn’t help
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That would yield like 40,000 results.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 17, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I would appreciate if you put my statements in blockquotes.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WAIT, Bengie hit for the cycle?
Huh, I guess every blind squirrel finds a nut. Huh, I guess every fat woman grows a dick and fucks Brooklyn Decker.
0.o
Andy Roddick grew a dick?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 16, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
With a name like rod-dick, I wouln't think he'd need to
By the way, I saw on TMZ a clip of some dude trying to hit on Brooklyn Decker. His pitch was that he manages a fantasy baseball team, plays pickup basketball and is on a softball team. His three sports should be good enough to top Roddick. Good stuff.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
A cool picture of Zito from Amazin' Avenue

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
More velocity then his fastball
Unpickable
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, my whole nose is totally numb!
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
there’s a dimensional rip from Buster and Timmy’s hand collision
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 16, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Another game time change
Sunday, August 1st moves from 1:05 PM to 5:10 PM. Yes, this is now a Sunday Night game.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Might be setting up the giants lone ESPN sunday night baseball appearance!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Too much Orel
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Still waiting for him to team up with Steve Sax in the broadcast booth
Nothing better than beat Orel Sax
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
That broadcast team would blow
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
I’ll be there but you guys also get more Joe Morgan.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
But July 25th, you get neither Jon nor Morgan. Both will be at Cooperstown.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Just Orel?
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
TWSS!
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I was trying to set that up!
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
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Yeah, right
I think Red Sox have like a batting practice session or something that night that’ll bump SF/LA to ESPN2
LOL Sabean/Bochy
The Giants are keeping a 13 man pitching staff and what happens? Tim pitches 9 inning, Zito pitches 8.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
And they might be tired next time through the rotation. The off days may have had something to do with them being able to go deeper into games…
only the fear of seeing Bautista ruin their game
is keeping the starters motivated. 100 MPH FASTBALL TO THE BACKSTOP DOWN THE STRETCH NERDS!
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 17, 2010 4:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Even Bautista can’t throw one to the backstop with Buster back there.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Jul 17, 2010 6:56 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Very late to the party. Just got back from the game, stayed for the fireworks. I’ve gone to both Met games. Excellent pitching from Timmy and Zito, although the second game’s dps were a little exasperating. But I’ve done my part for this series, now one of you needs to go watch the next two. I’m exhausted.
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I enjoyed this game
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Having a little post-game celebration Mr. Huff?

I don’t even want to know why is bent and slightly torn.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
I’m confused
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 17, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Bengie Molina's HR ball that he hit during the cycle...
Somewhere a confused little girl in Boston has that ball and I will pay any price to have it!
his “triple” and grand slam were medium fly balls before the warning track at AT&T LOL FENWAY.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
As much as I loved the win...
Once I saw Bengie hit for the cycle WITH a grand slam… I thought back to those damn Bork pictures from yesterday.
Unseeable, I tell you.
UN. SEE. A. BLE.
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i come home from the game and this is what i get

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 17, 2010 12:03 AM PDT reply actions
thank you, subject line
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
This may be the funniest thing I've read all year
When slow-footed Bengie Molina went to the plate needing a triple to hit for the cycle in cozy Fenway Park, his manager had a question for Michael Young.
“Where do you think he has to hit it for a triple?” Ron Washington asked his third baseman. “He said, ‘Nowhere in this ballpark.’”
As always, I wonder what sort of Vegas odds you could have gotten before the season on the prop bet “Bengie Molina will become the first visiting player in 32 years to hit for the cycle in Fenway Park.”
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
What I found hilarious was the red sox didn’t even bother to throw to 3rd. It should have been an error on patterson but after how many times molina got AT&T’d he deserved that.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 17, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Don’t tell Bengie, it’ll hurt his feelings
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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 17, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Friday Orange and White:
Am I correct in believing it is still unbeaten?
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7-0
Orange friday is cool.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 17, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I felt the streak was gonna end today but apparently the mets are that depressed over lebron’s decision. What’s the giants record in 1 run games now? It has to be getting pretty close to .500 or so.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 17, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
The way scott sucks
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 17, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Terrorism Will Surely Succeed
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 17, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions
www.google.com works to I hear.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 17, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
No idea but I hear it contains directions to the promise land.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 17, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 17, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Which proves little.
As Bill James pointed out a long time ago, W/L records in close games measure mostly luck: it is records in not-close games that measure quality.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Yeah I was just curious to see how it looks overall now. It feels like the giants have played better in 1 run games lately. Last time I saw the record they were 11 games under .500 in 1 run games and thats no bueno lol.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 17, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Best fact about the 8 games played against the padres this year: The 7 games bengie molina started the giants all lost and molina drove in 0 runs while being 0 for 12 with RISP and 4 GIDP’s. The padres also ran all over us regardless who was on the bases, that was fucking pathetic.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 17, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Well yeah I thought I basicially made that point in my post
The fact that it required eli whiteside, matt downs, and gino velez clutch hits to win that game is even more LOL. Not only that but good thing wilson had a 3 run lead because got got eckstein’d but managed to get the elusive first win against the padres.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I think the only reason molina wasn’t playing in that game was because he was “sore”.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Like if the Queen woke you up every morning. Too special.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 17, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
OH WTF WHITE COLLAR IS BACK!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 17, 2010 12:34 AM PDT reply actions
You really have been in Idaho.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I know where that is.
Turn right at Oregon; if you miss the turnoff, there’s another at Washington.
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I drove through Idaho, Oregon, Nevada and California today.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 17, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
And they brought back Agent Diana! Diana >>>>>> Lauren.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 17, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
But what a bitch!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 17, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I think she’s only keeping the box safe so that Fowler/the other implied bad guy don’t get their hands on it again. Or this could be wishful thinking, because I was not a fan of the fake cut with Kate and Peter in the first season.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 17, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions
no way
Diana is EVULLLLZ
Neil and Peter will take her down in the end
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Surely the writers are more creative than that. Otherwise it’s the same exact storyline as last season – corrupt FBI agent goes rogue and manipulates Neal to his/her own end.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 17, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Shift + A
Seriously, what a gift double—and triple—to Molina.
Also LOL ANNOUNCERS. “That trade’s looking real good right now!” Yes, it is—but only if you’re looking at Buster Motherfucking Posey.
Glad to see someone agreed with me, even the home run is a before the warning track fly out in pretty much every park.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 17, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure the GS would have cleared in at least 15 other places.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Yeah, in the video link that Grant posted, one of the announcers also says something to the effect of “Yeah, that flyball he hit (the other night?) would’ve been out in any other—-er.. our parkbandbox back home!”
It’s win-win.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 17, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Reminds me of the year we traded Neifi Perez to the Cubs (or maybe we released him and Chicago picked him up). I saw a highlight where Neifi hit a home run in one of his first games as a Cub, and the jackass announcer shouts “San Francisco, you gave up a gem!”
Yeah, sure we did.
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 17, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Molina and Posey tied with 1 grand slam each. post trade. still 1st game Molina has done well. 4 RBI’s in a game thats 25% his whole seoson total.
Its not easy being a giants fan
There is literally nothing that Molina could do with Texas that would make me think it was a bad trade for us.
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 17, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL – Listening to WFAN is FUN!
Also… this win feels really good. I don’t know what it is… but it feels better than other wins.
Can we keep this Zito?
I didn’t expect the giants to win after the 4th inning ended but zito somehow made 1 run stand up. The giants should of at least had a 3-0 or 4-0 lead but there was epic RISP fails. I guess the mets expected maximum mediocrity from zito and got 12-6’d all night and had no idea what was coming.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 17, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
lol huff
— Quote of the night, provided as always by Aubrey Huff: "I don’t think I’ve ever been that pumped up to score a run in the (fourth) inning. The atmosphere was great. It felt like a playoff game. Not that I would know."
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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The quote of the night was actually on the radio side. Huff said to to pat burrell “This feels like a playoff series” and pat burrell said to huff “how the hell would you know?”. Huff gives some great interviews, I dunno if you heard his radio interview but it was excellent per usual.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Huff is so much cooler then i thought he would be, ohh and why did bochy pull him for defence in the 9th, had they tied he just handcuffed one of our best players. he did that to Posey in Col. and it burned him
Its not easy being a giants fan
If that game ended up going extra’s and ishikawa failed whiteside style the KNBR phones would have exploded.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I thought
that was an incredibly classless thing to do. Besides scoring the game’s only run, Huff made like 4 very nice catches of fouls, including one leaning over the railing that most guys would have given up on. And he did it very nonchalantly, kind of looking at the crowd afterward like “yeah, no problem”.
Botchy: “Ishi, get in there for Huffy!”
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 17, 2010 4:42 AM PDT up reply actions
It was a double switch, wasn’t it? I think he wanted to keep Wilson in the game in case the Mets scored a run.
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by rxmeister on Jul 17, 2010 7:03 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
still dumb
Ishi went in the 9th spot, and the 5th spot would have led off the tenth so it’s entirely possible that spot doesn’t come up until the hypothetical 11th inning. Which if you get to the tenth, why would you want Wilson still pitching? If the closer can’t close, what’s the difference? And if you have concluded the game is going extra innings, why take Huff’s bat out at all?
It didn’t seem to bother Huff (I don’t know that anything really does) but it looked like crap.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 17, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Calling it "classless" when we don't know the whole story might be extreme
My guess: It was probably a combination of wanting to not have Wilson at the plate, wanting Ishi’s defense and giving Huff some rest. After all that running around on defense and being on the bases all night, he was probably pretty gassed.
For all we know, Bochy talked to Huff and Huff said he was on fumes. As you said, Huff didn’t seem bothered by it. Besides, it’s not like Ishi is an embarassment at the plate these days.
If taking him out helps him stay in the lineup today, the move was pretty defendable.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I'm always glad to see Ishi play
I question the amount of rest gained by sitting for half an inning.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 17, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
It all depends on what would have happened
But if he’d had to leg out a triple or dive for a couple balls on defense, it could have made a huge difference.
I’m specicially thinking about that game a couple weeks ago where Huff gave all and needed to rest the next day.
Again, we have no idea what conversation might have occurred in the dugout. Huff could have said, “Skip, if I have to make another one of those catches out there..we’re screwed.”
My only point remains that without full knowledge of the situation, it might not be fair to jump down Bochy’s throat for this one.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
still not sure
how he legs out a triple in a home game in the bottom of the ninth. And yes, you are entirely free to imagine rational conversations that might have happened. And if Huff sits today or turns out to be injured, that’s fine. Otherwise it just looks like another pointless double switch that took out a guy who had reached base every time up, scored the winning run, and made several nice defensive plays. I’ve seen plenty.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 17, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Aubrey Huff isn’t even as close to a good a defensive player as Travis Ishikawa.
Especially not just because he caught four foul pop-ups.
by kingofthacove on Jul 17, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
wtf did I just write
Aubrey Huff isn’t even close to as good a defensive player as Travis Ishikawa is.
by kingofthacove on Jul 17, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
This is true, but at the same time, is the defensive upgrade from Huff to Ishikawa really worth anything at all for three outs? Compared to the downgrade in bat if the game does go extra innings?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Just got home. went 3-0 with Black / White (lol?) and took all is dust.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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The giants are now 13-14 in 1 run games which is better than I thought. That’s especially impressive considering they didn’t win a 1 run game until a week into may.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
FFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions
So yea, is it ok if i talk about my personal life again?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
oh, bengie molina hit 4 tha cycle
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
THE UNBELIEVABLE HAS HAPPEND!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
oh really? what about Fred Lewis? or Kevin Frandsen? or any other ex giant
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Fine by me.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
k, here it is
I HAVE TO ADMIT IT, i kinda missed graham, just a little tho
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Haha, so did I, actually.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions
After watching bengies cycle videos again
I’m gonna have to say that the two guys that do rangers tv are the worst crew in baseball. For the love of god the color guy was panting while bengie was running even the hawk isn’t going that far.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Perhaps boss has infected him.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
It’s the new Where’s Waldo.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
so, I'll share a fun story with y'all
For one of my TA training courses, we have a class blog we have to post to a couple of times a week. One student wrote a post entitled, “Teaching Through the Lens of Marxism.” It talked about the theoretical background of one particular approach to teaching composition, which does have some Marxist influence.
A few days ago, we noticed it had been linked from an ultra-conservative website that aggregates blog posts based on keywords. Apparently they’re trying to prove that the education system is brainwashing the nation’s youth to become commie-nazi zombies. SCORE!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
aw, shit, I have to update my sig
Mr. Downing has a 1.04 ERA now. :(
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
I like burning ants through the lens of Marxism.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 17, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, ants are collectivist, but under a monarchy, not the dictatorship of the proletariat.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
This is why they must die.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 17, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions
PEDAGOGY STORIES ARE AWESOME!!!
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PEDAGOGICAL CONTENT KNOWLEDGE
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ftfy
Hmm, I missed achattydrunk Grant.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 17, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I have a headache right now. And I’m a little dizzy.
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 17, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Grant’s becoming more of a drinker than i am, thank goodness
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Becoming?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 17, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
then that's good
because yea, i had A beer last night, being home means less drinking
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
see, now what classifies a type 1 or a type 2
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I went to a reference page so I could give you a pretty specific breakdown, but now I just feel bad for having made this joke. I also got it backwards.
To oversimplify ,Type IIs are binge drinkers, whereas type I’s just drink all the time.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
woaaaa, haha, it’s cool dude, i just didn’t even know there was such a thing. This is what i want to do after college, or even every night in college, hang out with a good beer, not a bud light or anything like that, but a sierra nevada, or great lake brewing company beer and just relax
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Great Lakes Brewery (in Cleveland) releases Quitness IPA; ‘it leaves a bitter taste in your mouth.’
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 17, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
alcoholic type I
‘Maintenance-type’ alcoholic An anxiety-prone or passive-dependent person who drinks to alleviate problems; the onset in either sex is after age 25; AT-Is have a high reward dependence and avoid harmful or novel situations; most have minimal–if at all—antisocial tendencies
alcoholic type II
‘Binge’ drinker An alcoholic who enjoys the novelty of drinking; AT-IIs may be antisocial, have a history of violence, may be the biological son of an alcoholic father, and become alcoholic by age 25
I was promised lasagna.
Well, that’s weird, i’m not a type II either, i do binge drink on occasion, since it’s college, but i don’t have a history of violence, i’m not antisocial at all, i’m on the opposite of that. Oh shit… the last one scares me tho about being a son of an alcoholic father
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
BREAKING NEWS: GIANTS UNDEFEATED ON DAYS BENGIE MOLINA HITS FOR THE CYCLE
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Not only that, the pitching staff hasn’t given up a run since the Giants signed Dontrelle Willis. Way to go, Sabes!!
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Jul 17, 2010 11:19 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Vigorous thrusting continues
To quote me, after the first win of the current hot sreak:
Doesn’t need to be a prolonged winning streak
I think a 10-2 hot streak would thrust us right back into the thick of things.
I’m in favor of vigorous thrusting and I don’t care which teams we hurt in doing so.
A win today and the 10-2 hot streak is a reality. Since the Giants are obviously listening to me, “Win today fellas!”
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Chatt board is chatty today
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
it’s the WINZ baby!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 17, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
soooo when the team is losing we talk more? because we get all worried? But when the team is doing well, there’s nothing to worry about hence there’s no talking, right?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
doesn’t chatty me talking a lot?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 17, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
mean
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 17, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
yep, just really isn’t that much going on here… also i can probably see people going more on topic if the giants were losing a ton of games
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oh, it was chasm
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 17, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
yea right… i’m beginning to think you’re a liar
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
i’m gonna go have some coffee. when i get back, this thread better make some sense…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 17, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Anyone watchin the tour?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 17, 2010 10:31 AM PDT reply actions
Fuck that
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 17, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh really? it's better than people biking all over France
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
No way. This is exciting.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 17, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
/sees this post heading toward DED DAWG
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 17, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Strawhats can’t even claim ribeyes.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 17, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Let's all give it up for Jon Miller one more time!
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Jul 17, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
your tweeter tells me this, and it looks fantastic, what a great backdrop
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Really was nice to see. Awesome too that they were shooting most of them off of a boat out in the water
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
isn't that what they always do"
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yea, i think that's what they usually do
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Some time they need to set up the biggest firework show in the world, all launched by way of boat with the Statue of Liberty in the foreground.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
/feels shame
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This always happens to me. I’ll be staring into space and come up with something that I think is a great idea only to discover that it was thought of fifty years ago and is common knowledge.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
nice pic
standard “shoot em under the fog” procedure, I guess?
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 17, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I suppose so. It definitely was foggy/overcast but there were absolutely no visibility problems with the fireworks
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
that's what they do on the 4th of July too
I kind of like fog-works, psychedelic!
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 17, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
If these bitches next to me don’t quit gossiping loudly about their “friends”, I’m gonna spill their coffee in their laps.
This is what you get for trying to get work done in a cafe
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
On a Saturday.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 17, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Fucking people talking to their friends in public. On a Saturday.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
YEA, WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT BS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Their talking about how uneducated all their friends are, and one of them is mad about one of her friends who went to a party and didn’t get drunk.
Now they’re talking about abortions.
/plugs ears
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 17, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude, welcome to college, if you don’t anticipate this shit, then there’s an issue. I mean, this is a typical Friday or Saturday morning just getting a coffee or standing in line to get food every week, it just makes you shake your head, sorry you had to hear that bullshit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
/facepalm
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
STOP TALKING IM TRYING TO POST ON A NERB BLOG
I feel your pain… for some reason I find people talking about work (job interviews, projects, etc.) incredibly distracting in a cafe but regular chit-chat not so bothersome. And I suppose abortion chats are hard to tune out.
No mp3 player or music on your computer? Or nature sounds or something? Headphones are your friend.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 17, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Yea dude, that would be the best part, just bring some headphones or something, the problem with my mac is that i fucked it up so much, i can’t even listen to music via headphones
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bluetooth maybe?
If it’s just the jack that’s busted it might be cheaper (barely) to get bluetooth headphones.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 17, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
yea, it's the jack that's busted
but i didn’t even know you could listen to music via bluetooth, damn!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
these are awesome
they don’t hold a charge forever but they sound great. I got them to use with my phone b/c Samsung was slow in putting out wired headphones for it.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 17, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
see, now that's not very nice, jerk
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Don’t tempt me
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 17, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
oh you've already tempted me, so bring it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I mean, don’t tempt me to spill coffee on them
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 17, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha, if i were there with ya, i prolly would’ve been kicked out, what coffee place?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It’s a Barnes and Noble. They just got free wi-fi. Score!
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 17, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Giant Moves
I read this blog every day. I seldom post. Grant has a very witty approach to a long season and is entertaining. I just wanted to add a couple takes.
The Giants starting pitching is really five deep and with Martinez and Wellmayer they have acceptable call ups to fill in for injury. I’m not real sure why they carry 13 pitchers. The starters all seem to be going 6 plus per start.
A subtle and very positive change has taken place with this team. The addition of Posey (long overdue) and Bomgarner (also overdue) plus the long awaited emergence of Ishikawa has helped this team immensely. All of a sudden the Giants are signifcantly younger and playing with a more youthful enthusiasm.
I would like to see the Giants make one or two moves to continue this youth movement. I think it is time to try and dump Rowand’s contract. Even if the Giants have to pay a team to take his salary by 50% we can get a young prospect in return. Scherholtz is at least as good defensively and with more at bats he will probably hit for a higher average. With the roster spot available I would like to see Tyler Graham moved up and allowed to play rotating between Torres, Huff, Burrell and Scherholtz.
In addition the Giants don’t really need thirteen pitchers. One should be sent down and Ryan Rohlinger should be brought up to take some of the burden off Uribe and Renteria. Uribe is tiring and needs some time off. He has dropped 50 points on his batting average and has been clearly overused. Rohlinger is capable of playing three infield spots and would be a solid addition.
Any comments?
by Longtimewaiting on Jul 17, 2010 11:38 AM PDT reply actions
oh, don’t start with me merope, don’t even begin :D
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do it, misses, he’s been asking for it all morning
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 17, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
But he can't even buy it.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 17, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I would do naked cartwheels through a crowded mall if the Giants found a way to get rid of Rowand. Unfortunately, no team is going to take him. It was easier trading Molina because of his contract.
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 17, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
One of these days I’m going to peer through every team in the league to try and come up with possible Rowand scenarios. Still, even if I were to find something perfect, I doubt a team could even pretend to be interested until Rowand is in his last year.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
If they could drop Rowand and just utilize Torres everyday
like they are now, i’d be very happy, and Schierholtz though isn’t really doing a whole lot on the offensive end unfortunately…. Graham would be an interesting call up, since i dont see anybody else in the minors, specifically AAA that’s half way decent and ready at this point. I would expect to see the giants move a pitcher down sometime soon and bring up RyRohl (commence SWOONING). Rohlinger then would be the Schierholtz of the infield, good defense, but suspect offensively
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yes
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 17, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Sunk costs.
The money’s spent, yet they continue to lose value through his nonproductivity.
Hope springs eternal that it might get better and they receive value…yet day after day after day…
…WAIT – SINGLE!
(And sure as shit someone pipes up “I hope this means he’s turning it around.”)
43 fruitless ABs later, DOUBLE.
“I hope this means he’s turning it around.”
He’s blocking productivity.
What’s the VALUE of that?
Just dump him.
DFA., in the Bay, get Scott Rowand out de way.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 17, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
One has to think . . .
. . . that if the G’s were to eat all or nearly all of his contract, someone would take him. As everyone keeps saying, “sunk costs anyway”, so the net change would be no Rowand and—possibly—some at least marginally useful puzzle piece. That would be a major improvement, even if the marginal never actually got out of triple-A: addition by subtraction.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Even if we were to dump Rowand’s contract (which we won’t), Bowker would be a much better candidate to take his spot than Graham.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 17, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
help
ok, even though I’m a gritty veteran, I don’t know the “strawhat” reference…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
I truly can’t believe i’m watching the San Jose Earthquakes play on ESPN
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Nothing better on TV?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
NBC there's a good golf tournament at Tahoe that's on
but the world cup turned me onto soccer, so i’m watching this
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Nice.
If I understood soccer, I’d probably be watching it, too.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, where’s that jerk DJP? but i really don’t understand it too much, but gotta support the hometown team, plus they USED to be good, and this year they’re not terrible
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
And then they moved to Houston in 2005 and won the MLS in 2006. =(
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 17, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep… now i guess there’s a rivalry between Houston and San Jose? like i said, i’m not that big into MLS, just kinda follow along here and there
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, I think there’s a bit of a rivalry between Houston and SJ. The bigger one is between SJ and the LA Galaxy though.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 17, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
well
can we all agree here that anything concerning SF and LA is a rivalry in anything, sports, economics, and just business?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Pretty much.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 17, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL, isn’t he at the game?
But, yeah. Fresno Fuego and SJ Earthquakes for me.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, he's at the game AGAIN!!!!
I told him how jealous i was… And that’s all ya need right there for soccer, but i can’t imagine soccer in fresno, it’s not that hot, is it?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Haha, I know. I haven’t been to a Giants game all year, and I’m itching to go to one. But, yeah, it’s not really big in Fresno, as far as I know.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, what’s terrible is that it’s tougher for you to go to a game than me, since i’m right here in the Bay Area, and i’m just saying “nah, i dont want to go, i’ll go later in the summer” but it keeps rolling on
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL, seriously. And it’s gonna be even tougher for me to get to a game at all since I’m moving down south in a week. But, really, dude. Go to a game.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Woa woa woa
you’re moving down south? for school? or is your family movin?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Family. I’m gonna spend less than a month with them there before I move up to Oakland.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, yea, that’s pretty much where i’m at, i’m moving out on Tuesday and prolly going to be in Aptos and in Chico and in the city until mid August
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Haha, yeah. It’s just hella weird for me since I’ve never lived outside of the valley.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Where i’d never want to live IN the valley… don’t wanna deal with the heat and all that BULL
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL, the heat’s fine as long as you’re near a pool/know someone with a pool and have A/C.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, i seriously can't imagine
anybody without A/C in that area, Shaver lake though sounds good to me
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, Shaver Lake’s nice. But, I swear, whenever someone’s A/C dies during the summer, it’s full on panic mode.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
opening the windows does absolutely nothing down there, and a fan does nothing either, my grandpa used to actually put the heat on during the summer
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Unless it’s a little windy outside, opening the windows is not really a good idea. But, seriously? He put the heat on?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea, if there’s a little wind, then you got to open the windows… but yea he was just out of his mind, and we’d literally be sweating just sitting there
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Damn, that’s insane.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
correction:
Damn, HE’S insane… but yea, the guy was crazy… but i can’t wait to hang with my cousin down there next month
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Haha, yeah. I really can’t imagine any logical reason to put the heat on when it’s fucking hot outside. But, yeah, have fun down here, man. And don’t die in the heat.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea, kinda think he wasn’t thinking very well, but yea, i’ll definitely have some fun, go to a grizzly game, and i think he’s gonna take me boating over at Kings canyon
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Awesome. Sounds like it’s gonna be a great time.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
WBC is becoming PiKA?
“Haha yeah…”
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 17, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been starting my sentences like that for a while now.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course you have.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 17, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
/haha, hehe, hoho
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 17, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Cannon!
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 17, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw, really?
He used to be awesome, plus he went to my high school
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 17, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
oh no shit! that’s sweet! well, yea i guess he got benched because he wasn’t doing too well, so they got this dude who was “goalkeeper of the year” in 08, so yea… i’ve just read too much of the MERC
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I haven’t followed the Earthquakes since they came back to San Jose, but I think Cannon was in contention for GK of the year when Busch won it. Cannon won GK of the year twice before that too.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 17, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BURNETT
Most over-rated and over-paid pitcher in the AL, right next to john lackey.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
My record at pacbell this year is 13-2, lets try to improve it Matthew
Cain
by ThePasswordisWillieMcgee on Jul 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
I'm 2-0 this year
Went to opening day which was awesome (to spite the braves having 200 baserunners). I also went to the sunday game against the braves and waited through 8 hours of rain delay and walked past kirk rueter like 500 times who looked like he was having a great time. Not sure what game I’m gonna go to next I don’t wanna lose my undefeated record :D.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
carLOLS mamol took the bad closer karma for the day
Thankfully wilson’s hanging slider last night to write came without a 2unner on 2nd.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
The not-so lolineup
Torres CF,
Sanchez 2B,
Huff RF,
Posey C,
Burrell LF,
Uribe 3B,
Sandoval 1B,
Renteria SS,
Cain RHP
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
I can dig this lineup.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Three hours to go. Whoooooo. /sigh
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
again, no Ishi.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I am all right with this lineup
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It's pretty close to optimal
Only squabbles are replacing Rent with Ishi/Nate, but whatever.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Not too bad
lol defense, but this isn’t too bad
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Tweets!
AmyGGiants
Today is #sfgiants annual “Family Gm”. While pitching to his son, Huff joked to Bumgarner, “he’s hittin right handed & it’s pissin’ me off”
AmyGGiants
#sfgiants Bumgarner’s response to Huff, “At least he’s throwin’ with his left”
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
What the toad fuckery.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone has not been assimilated.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a really ugly bobblehead too.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That’s what I thought. We were thinking of going to a game this weekend …but today’s a bobble head day – no thanks – and tomorrow, well thanks to your “dynamic” ticket pricing pffffft… fageddabouttit
same here
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 17, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I still don’t understand that. If you get there when the gates open, the long lines move pretty quick, and from what I’ve seen, there were still plenty of bobbleheads left to give out.
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 17, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of bobbleheads, here's the Posey one the Grizzlies are giving away.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
omg
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
wtf
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 17, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That was the first thing I thought of, actually.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
This is really funny
since people were getting bobbleheads at 5:30
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
wow, who is that obnoxious guy with Urban on knbr?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
he’s one of those spit-talkers
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Even though he was a prick.
He certainly changed the way players were courted, signed, and treated while on his teams. Plus 7 championships during his reign is pretty good too.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sigh. It just sounds so ridiculous for an owner to be added to Cooperstown. Is there a precedent?
by CaliforniaBone on Jul 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess spending twice as much on payroll on the 2nd highest payroll team makes you one of the greatest of all time.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
he deserves it
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 17, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
evil @ Cardinals
Why did Wainwright only go six innings with 89 pitches? Hurt? Taking it easy because of his All-Star appearance?
did Ray Ratto quit the Chron?
news says he’s joined Comcast, but I’m not seeing where he’s quit writing for the Chronicle. Anyone?
/haters refrain, plz
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
big Walrus is big
hater couldn’t refrain
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
big Walrus pic is hilarious, imo
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
never mind, I found it. The Chron is being reduced to a collection of AP feeds.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
but at 4x the price that it used to be, they must be making it up in volume…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 17, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't bet on that
then again at 1/8 the former content, you might be right. I love reading the sports “page”.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s a variation on an old GM joke—“we lose $100 on every car we build but we make it up on volume”
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 17, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I would assume
it’s part of another round of layoffs/buyouts at the Chron.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Cardinals win
suck it fraudgers.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Then why was he allowed to wear them during the ASG?
Not that I’m complaining about that, mind.
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 17, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions

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