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Open GameThread, 7/16

New York Mets at San Francisco Giants, Jul 16, 2010 7:35 PM PDT



W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - Barry Zito 7-4 18 18 1 0 0 0 115.0 105 49 48 8 46 81 3.76 1.31


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - Jon Niese 6-3 16 15 1 1 0 0 89.2 94 40 36 9 28 73 3.61 1.36

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Current Series

Giants lead the series 1-0

Thu 07/15 WP: Tim Lincecum (10 - 4)
LP: R.A. Dickey (6 - 3)
2 - 0 win

New York Mets
@ San Francisco Giants

Friday, Jul 16, 2010, 7:35 PM PDT
AT&T Park

Clear. Winds blowing out to center field at 5-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 70.

 

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I’d like for Barry Zito to pitch a good game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckin’ A, man.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

CIA man

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP Tuli.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito will be fine....

….they finally refilled his Valtrex prescription. Smooth sailing tonight.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Jul 16, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

does FP have a contract with NBC?

Is he going to be on the radio tonight? D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder who Jon’s partner will be on NBC

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 16, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was leaving after the game.

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by Merope on Jul 16, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

do any of the other giants announcers other than Krukow and Miller have contracts with NBC?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raj Mathai!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller was talking about it on the wrap last night, but all I remember was that he was talking about it.

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by Merope on Jul 16, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Jon and FP on NBC tonight.

Kuip and Flem on the radio. Or at least that’s what they said during last night’s game.

by mrs. owlcroft on Jul 16, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon and FP would be a weird combination.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 16, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

poor poor Jon

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank goodness I don’t have a choice tonight. Radio all the way.

by pwoper on Jul 16, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

great, thanks, now I’ve got that stupid Go-Go’s song running around in my head.

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by Merope on Jul 16, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least FP has the sense to be properly intimidated.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

So with the pregame ceremony, does this mean FP will be unsupervised in the TV booth for a bit?

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 16, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks up porn on computer
/accidentally live broadcasts it over NBC
/blows up TV booth

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 16, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so, I think that’s what they were talking about on the wrap last night.

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by Merope on Jul 16, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

the induction isnt for a week 7/25

by justhangin on Jul 16, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

win now again damnit

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

adelante el beisbol!!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

For Sacramento, it’s channel 31, right?

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

usually

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by Merope on Jul 16, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait…does that mean we won’t get to see the Jon Miller dealie?

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by Merope on Jul 16, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

nbc coverage starts at 7. first pitch 7:35…so we’ll see it

by justhangin on Jul 16, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is "we"?

Some of us are out of area and have to rely on our dear, dear friends at Directv. Mets “coverage” (oh, joy), apparently no ceremony coverage.

I suppose there is some good ($$$) reason why Comcast can’t have all the games.

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by owlcroft on Jul 16, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

1-4 with a strikeout for Belt tonight.

2-4 with a double for the Real One though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Help, East Bay McCoven!

I’m looking for a pub or restaurant.

Requirements:
Good food
Good beer selection
Giants game on

Don’t say Pyramid.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 16, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Buffalo Bills brewery still in Hayward there on Ast? They used to be good, but then I haven’t been there in eons…

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by Merope on Jul 16, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

the internets confirm that their is such a place!

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 16, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember it from my college days way back… like you know 3 years after they opened, things could have changed in that time…

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by Merope on Jul 16, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

checking out the menu right now

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 16, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 16, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

what city?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

the closer to Berkeley the better.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 16, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t know…yelp?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, I’ve got some candidates from Yelp, but I trust y’all’s sensibilities more than bunch of damn yelpers.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 16, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, wood tavern FTW

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘wood’

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my head, it was said in a Beavis voice.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

then lol to you, sir

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

IC

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Jul 16, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they have a TV there?

That place certainly hits the first two qualifications.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 16, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. I wouldn’t call it a sports bar, per se, but they’ve got the big screens and a nice bar which is open to the dining area.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

settled, then.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 16, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

good for a date, or not

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve actually used it for a date night before, just didn’t remember there being a television. I like to think that reflects well on me as a dining partner.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 16, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

my neighbor is a waitress there (not tonight)—she’s recommending the halibut and some kind of german heffeweisen or spaten

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

heck ya.

Though I always have a hard time passing up Old Speckled Hen when it’s on tap, as it is there.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 16, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool—have a good time

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRASS

PHONE TOO HARD TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS! SABES & JOBS ARE IN CAHOOTS!!

ps WIN NOW!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 16, 2010 6:39 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez scratched with an illness. Panda is in the lineup.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Jul 16, 2010 6:39 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL FRAGILE IMMUNE SYSTEM

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jul 16, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your San Francisco Giants lineup...

now with 33% pure suckiness!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)

by bigboneded on Jul 16, 2010 6:41 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Also, Mike Pelfrey has a stiff neck and won’t pitch tomorrow. Takahashi will take his place.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Jul 16, 2010 6:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

that might be a break. I can never make up my mind whether Pelfrey is good or not.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 16, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s good but overrated [via being a New York Met]

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, uh, when is Belt getting the call up?

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Jul 16, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

….or the best?

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Jul 16, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Middle infielders must bat 2nd.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 16, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like Bochy just turns his lineup card upside down to fill it out sometimes. Rowand – 8th and then Rowand leading off. Renteria 7th and then Renteria 2nd.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 16, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the consensus was that he pulled names out of a hat.

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by Merope on Jul 16, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever since jcb9 moved, that’s what he’s been reduced to.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he just has one of those machines full of numbered balls like they use for the lotto

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Jul 16, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria . . .

. . . is a better #2 batter than FSanchez, and I’d rather have him there when he plays. (That leaves out some other good candidates who are non-traditional for the #2 type.)

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by owlcroft on Jul 16, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can Timmeh pitch on ZERO days rest?

pleez?

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)

by bigboneded on Jul 16, 2010 6:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Only if Buster Posey rubs his shoulder

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Jul 16, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT John Bowker's Fresno Stats vs Lefties :(

avg .205

obp .326

slg .333

ops .659

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 16, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry

Forgot to include SSS 39 AB

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 16, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

also dodgers are losing and Padres facing Dan Haren

by 49erEmpire on Jul 16, 2010 6:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

^look at “Mr. Yesterday’s News” here

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Jul 16, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

did the rockies lose?

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

The Rockies never lose… the other team just won is all…

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by Merope on Jul 16, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Giambi hit a walk off from the locker room

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Jul 16, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cordero Ks Stewart looking

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

And now I know what hole Thom Brennaman disappeared into.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies lose!!!

Umpire refuses their request to use the special baseballs they brought with them from Colorado.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Jul 16, 2010 6:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Game Gorecast

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 16, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Jul 16, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

and if you are wondering how the statue of liberty's head got all the way in the middle of the city

Buster Posey threw it there……from his knees

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Jul 16, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol "Dow Down 12"

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Jul 16, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stocks Skid Down 12? wow….

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by Merope on Jul 16, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

MOLINA HIT A GRAND SLAM

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

at Dennys?

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Jul 16, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 16, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet the Giants are regretting that trade now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 for 3, 4 RBIs

probably the best game from a rangers catcher all season.

by Hamed on Jul 16, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

A TRIPLE AWAY FROM THE CYCLE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce bochy has a better chance of hitting a inside the park home run at fenway than bengie does of hitting a triple.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a win-win deal!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff fletcher wuz rite!!!!

LOL POSEY IS IN A SLUMP CANT CATCH EVERYDAY THE GIANTS LOSE!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give that man a buffet!

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by jctGamer on Jul 16, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow
bengie molina..

I like you. Hell, you can fuck my sister.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 16, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TEXAS

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 10.64 ERA in Fresno through 11 innings. He's better than that...I hope.

by rhys on Jul 16, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL rangers fans

Won’t be saying that come mid august / September.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Benjie sweating like a candle melts . . .

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RED SOX

Mehlina with a 0-2 2 out grand slam LOL CLUTCH HITTER.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

he knows how to win

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 16, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe the Giants should win tonight.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckin' A, man.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, now

Don’t get cocky.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie is a triple away from the cycle

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 16, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

already noted!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should we be concerned?

If Beng were to hit a triple, would he survive the trip?

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 16, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

going for his 6th career triple!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

later folks

Going to play magic the gathering!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 16, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

nice man don’t get to tipsy

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

do i even need to say it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

cue GOD HATES NERDS IMG

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 16, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck you bastard.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never played that game, I just remember sitting and watching people “tap” things by turning them.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yadier molina with a 2 run dinger, I guess the essence of suck is exempt from the mehlina family tonight.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Dave is ready for his school portrait.

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 16, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

is the game is blacked out on mlb.tv?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 16, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Love that they’re showing this tribute on TV!

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Bill Clinton!

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller deserves to be in the HOF simply for being forced to work with Joe Morgan all those years.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 16, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unlike FP, Joe Miller doesn’t have the sense to be humble in his presence.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Joe “Morgan.”

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a weird moment

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 16, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Very thankful to be blessed with good announcers

by ACgiant97 on Jul 16, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok I read Lons mind

by ACgiant97 on Jul 16, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This x 1000

I just lived in DC for 3 years and I couldn’t bear to watch nationals broadcasts (ROB DIBBLE?!) Being able to listen to the dulcet tones of Jon (HOF), Flem (what fortune to get him after the revolving door that preceded him), and K&K (I don’t care what they say about them, they’re all right in my book).

Thank spaghetti monster I’m a Giants fan…

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 16, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember the Ron Fairly days?

Willie, was he ever dreadful.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curiously . . .

. . . Hank liked him. Just got through Hank’s autobiography, and he has only kind words for Fairly. For myself, he wasn’t a rave fave, but aside from a few mannerisms (mostly repeating himself), I found him tolerable, though I am well aware that—even within this household—that is a far from universal opinion.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 16, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t hate him. He and Greenwald were the announcers through my formative years, though. I couldn’t really compare them to anyone.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 16, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well at least Freddy Sanchez isn't the most random late scratch of the day
Sean Rodriguez was scratched from Friday’s lineup due to flooding at this condo on Thursday, Marc Tompkin of the St. Petersburg Times reports.

by DFARowand on Jul 16, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

...

Bummer

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is neat.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 16, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Amen, Lon

Amen.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY CRAP

His HS coach is still alive?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

miller is not that old

by aaroncallagher on Jul 16, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Jon Miller has looked 55 for about 15 years now.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 16, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Predictions?

Zito 6 hitter.
Buster, 2-4, 2 RBI
5 batter save for Wilson

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 16, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I think its about time for a 8 out save from wilson.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I often wonder . . .

. . . if Bochy will ever realize that Zito is not a deep-game pitcher.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 16, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

odd time for Kruk to take a vacation.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 16, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I can see it – adding these vacation days onto the ASB gives him a longer consecutive vacation

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow terrible sentence

Why not just go the week before the ASG? Same thing with the extended break and he could’ve avoided the long road trip.

by DFARowand on Jul 16, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The broadcasters don’t seem to miss away games. The scrubs JT, FP etc don’t travel to away games.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 16, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Bip did some road games last year

by DFARowand on Jul 16, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

except that one time where we had to listen to Bip talk about winning each inning.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 16, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed it, especially with the long swing.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, yeah. I get that part, just not being there for John’s HOF night. that’s all.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 16, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably just didn’t know about it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 16, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they didn’t move the start back for this game until just, what, yesterday?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure that they plan these things really far in advance, also.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really...

He extended his all-star break, which makes sense

by Hamed on Jul 16, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking that. Probably a bummer for Kruk. :(

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Larry Baer

gesturally challenged

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 16, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLry baer

The king of awkward and hair dye.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Larry Baer reminds me of Harvey Milk.

by Uncle Russel on Jul 16, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh God, that Yosemite Falls call was so awesome!

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Creepy.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am almost afraid to ask which one you are referring to.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for posting the link and not the image.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN NEVER UNSEE THIS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious though.

Well done.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we were never going to speak of this again

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 16, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny because it’s true.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that was that other thing.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 16, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

what other thing?

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 16, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coming soon to the front page of SB Nation Bay Area

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 16, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

this needs to happen

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahha

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am stealing this for my profile pic.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if this will get a violation from Photobucket.

by Natto on Jul 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it IS pixelated. Should be fine.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that the new facebook profile pic?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imitating Maradona?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jul 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH LIONEL

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baer: “Now we’ll pass the microphone around the stands and let each fan say a few words.”

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 16, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve never heard him speak before. I wonder if he mumbles? I bet he mumbles.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw him getting in his truck at Concord BART one time.

I would of never expected him to be a Concord guy.

by Uncle Russel on Jul 16, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to hear from Side Show Mel!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 16, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ork ork ork

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, the guy who said he was blind and loved to listen to John got me really choked up.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That was pretty cool.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s time we hear from Jon Miller.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 16, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGGGHHHH i cant believe im missing this

Instead MLB.tv is showing me the Mets taking batting practice

by DFARowand on Jul 16, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I just get “This game will begin shortly” :(

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you get mlb.tv don’t you automatically get the audio too? They are playing it on KNBR…

by Into the Void on Jul 16, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're lucky you're getting that.

Even flipping back and forth between feeds all I get is THIS GAME WILL BEGIN SHORTLY.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No 02 NLCS call?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I was looking forward to dead Cardinals.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 16, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

They played a call from john miller back with the orioles… it was epic. It was like jon miller turned kup, tons of yelling and homerism it was awesome.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extremely boring crowd

It’s as if every single person is on their black berry facebooking wondering whats taking so long for the game to start.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re waiting for Justin…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 16, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If those people are on their phone now, they’re going to be on the phone when the game starts.

by Uncle Russel on Jul 16, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope a foul ball hits them.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

corporate gladhanders and tourists

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even like Garagiola, but he sure nailed that tribute.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 16, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

it really is remarkable—three HOF broadcasters from San Francisco

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

His books are pretty funny.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 16, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m embarrassed for him, he looks like a fool

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jewish lawyer who is easy to hate . . . until he’s your lawyer.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahem….what does Jewish have to do with it?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

As a Lawyer, I can take the lawyer jokes.

But as a Jew…thin ice my friend…

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 16, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a weird comment

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bow Tie looks like Bill Nye's dad.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOW! BOW! BOW!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many couches were killed to make that jacket?

by Natto on Jul 16, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

my couch is eerily similar to that jackey

by aaroncallagher on Jul 16, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or, as we used to say . . .

. . somewhere in this town is a 1967 Volkswagon missing a front seat cover.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 16, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got some really ugly chairs with that pattern

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez, it sounds like there are a total of ten people clapping.

by Into the Void on Jul 16, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

There was one very enthusiastic woman they picked up on the mic.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

His mom. Everyone else is texting.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEE..Congrats Jon

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 16, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 16, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

AT&T Park is really into balloons for celebrations.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Take THAT, Nature!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

INORITE?

That’s the third time I’ve seen them this year.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Lou Seal found floating, dead in McCovey Cove.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 16, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/easily replaced . . . next!/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, where else but RIGHT NEXT TO A BODY OF WATER

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Jon's glasses

I am going to have to get me some like that

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish I was there!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 16, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Me, too! A bunch of those people have looks on their faces like, “who?”

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you, Joooon. Clap Clap clapclapclap

by Uncle Russel on Jul 16, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Great speech so far by miller, I love his stories.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man I can’t wait for Jon’s HoF speech.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WE HAZ VID/AUDIO

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

classy props

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never seen Lee Jones before! I’m so glad Jon recognized him.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Lee Jones is immortal now!

by Punch Rockgroin on Jul 16, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for Jon to embarrass his kids.

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 16, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

or for them to embarrass themselves…

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 16, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

jon millers son = WIN!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon's son = gamer

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Good name for the kid, Jon.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 16, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 16, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, Jon’s kids.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

endless well of yogi’isms…only in america

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLTRACT

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a real Giant – came from the A’s

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 16, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy’s going to be pissed that all the old guys got ignored.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s re-doing the lineup card right now.

by Into the Void on Jul 16, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/murph and mac come out of the center field wall

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Yogi

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Berra joke

And the crowd goes mild!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay his speech was on MLB tv!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLemeyer, not a Giant great

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 16, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody better get that Affeldt clip…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 16, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WUT

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 16, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

this is cool

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa.

Can sing!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This crowd sounds like A’s stadium playing the pirates in september in a afternoon game, how embarrassing.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

they don’t even know who Miller is

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expected a slightly loud crowd, this was an abomination.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg Jon’s daughter is singing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Emilie. Speed it up

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon’s daughter has gorgeous eyes

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Emily Miller

It’d be funny if she sung the National Anthem with a Vin Scully voice.

@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 16, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

do it!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can hit high notez!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

/Young Frankenstein

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Oooper DOOPERRR"

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Victor!!!

come to papa

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

even Miller managed to dress well

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 16, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

CLAPA CLAPA CLAP CLAP

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

USAUSAUSA

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN NOW!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

ADELANTE CON EL BEISBOL!!!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t wait until 20 years from now when Kuip is inducted and Cole Kuiper sings the Anthem.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Cole Kuiper is more or less my favorite person in the world.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

I have a crush on him after 5 seconds of looking at his twitter

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

For reals. He is HILARIOUS.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of Cole Kuiper

LOL he needs to post on MCC: http://twitpic.com/25yjza

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why he’s amazing.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip should have been inducted 5 years ago except he doesn’t work for ESPN so it will take another 20 as you said.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Krukow stumbles through the middle of the song drunk off his ass in a Hawaiian shirt

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 16, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

perfect

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck is this ESPN 630 AM shit? “Go here for all your giants games!!”

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Michael Kay

“greatest honor they can give George Steinbrenner is winning this game!!”. Just got his wish. I’m sure the Boss is thrilled.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Jul 16, 2010 7:41 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL SMUG

They’ll be talking about that for the next 45 years.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ZITO!

THROW STRIKES, YOU BASTARD!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

GO UGLY, LUCKY UNIS

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 16, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon must be alone, yes!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 16, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Raj!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 16, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was every degree of awesome.

Perfect way to make up for a tough day at work.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 16, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito is out to prove Jon wrong.

by Uncle Russel on Jul 16, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

this

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 16, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raj mathai play by play

Incredible.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

is he breaking his cherry tonight?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

His reaction times are slower of that than the most gritty of veteran stoners.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
most gritty of veteran stoners

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raj?

I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d rather have FP?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 16, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

how ’bout Lon?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOSTALGIA FTW

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now we have the dynamicless duo.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raj – don’t quit your day job

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 16, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I would be ok if he did.

by Uncle Russel on Jul 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurry up, Jon! I want Raj to go away.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Raj sounds like he's in a locked room with a tv.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Raj calling the game from the dugout.

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 16, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Deep drive into center field?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shit there is a game too.

Oh lord. Raj by himself.

OH GOD FP IS WITH HIM NOW.

THIS SEEMS A HORRIBLE WAY TO CELEBRATE HAVING A GREAT ANNOUNCING TEAM.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's send it over to JT

I….

…yeah

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 16, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL all of this

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 16, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raj is horrible

I’m going to take his job one day.

by Poseyrific on Jul 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Do Zito’s pants look extra tight tonight?

/not complaining

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't make me look at Zito's ass.

I do not need your help.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is not wearing pants

He just has no tan whatsoever

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg, kiddle, is that all you watch baseball for?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it is just a bonus.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d like to see your scorebook

/1 for 3, nice ass.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d like to see your scorebook

This is a pickup line I have never heard before.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad announcer is bad

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

0-1 pitch to Bay here………./talks about something else

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell happened to the grass in the outfield?

by nofreetime on Jul 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Paul McCartney fucked it up.

by Into the Void on Jul 16, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paul McCartney concert.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Band On The Lawn

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, he doesnt call the balls and strikes

by justhangin on Jul 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice Curve.

JON SAVE US

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

thank god Jon came to remove Raj

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

he wasn’t that bad for someone who has never done it before

by kingofthacove on Jul 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this the ultimate TWSS or what?

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHOO them away, Jon!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

oh thank god

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL I’m glad I’m radio only tonight.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

for us out of towners, who played a concert at AT&T last week? nice grass

and why was game start delayed tonight? HOF presentation for Miller?

by mlb22 on Jul 16, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Paul McC

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Jon

“They started the game before I got up here?”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Kito!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw, Flem just told Kuip he’s going in the Hall someday too :’)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

he's on vacation

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vacation

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had to get away

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meant to be spent alone

Whoops

/looks

/likes it

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krukow is Paul

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 16, 2010 7:46 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

STFD JASON BAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got here

But man…they do a great ceremony for Miller, his daughter sings the anthem…then they kick it to Raj. Ugh.

Also STFD Bay

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 16, 2010 7:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Lol Jon. “You’re not Mike Krukow”

by DFARowand on Jul 16, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

as we’re all painfully aware

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 85 MPH FASTBALL SO FAR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

is that a problem, three up three down? jeezus

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/splooge fountain

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That, in connection with that Bochy picture is just… no.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

A sherbet dessert.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Those tight pants have magical powers.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

STFDavid

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Funky Casio keyboard music to take us to the break.

by Natto on Jul 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

They’ve gotta do something about their music.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD WRIGHT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito bringing the lukewarm tonight.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Besides Raj giving me ear cancer, agreed

by dprodigy19 on Jul 16, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand him either

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

REACH BASE SAFELY, YOU BASTARDS!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

This Posey fanclub Twitter account is killing me:

BusterPoseySFG Zito just had his 1st strikeout of the game, Posey throws the ball down to 3rd following strike 3.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD THING I COME HERE FOR NEWS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of sandwich did he have for lunch?

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

bah

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

9 pitch AB, good effort

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Was it noted that Molina just hit a grand slam? Does anyone care?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gustavo Molina

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

No

Guillermo

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

posey hit one a few games back

by russian.tank on Jul 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noted, yes

Care, no.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I care

but not that much

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happened a while ago…

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like 2 innings ago

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

BusterPoseySFG Congratulations to Bengie Molina on his grand slam, lets see what Posey does tonight.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

FP in love with the camera

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

Rent is due apparently.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

GAR

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent!

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Oh lawd

STARTING JOB REGAINED!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

A cough touple is listed on page 44 of the Karma Sutra.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 16, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

a bit late on this

but raj can’t announce for shit.

by russian.tank on Jul 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

you know the drill

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

"Suck It, Haters! – some fish

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SLOWGAR

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rent's speed

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Does Rent have a pulled muscle or something? He looks really slow.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

dammit

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff!

Nice wheels, Rent.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazin’ Avenue hating on the foul territory bullpens.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

omg rec'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

They'll win tomorrow...
Tomorrow: They'll win tomorrow...

by howtheydidntscore on Jul 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL bengie completes the cycle

NO FUCKING WAY

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

TRIPLE!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 10.64 ERA in Fresno through 11 innings. He's better than that...I hope.

by rhys on Jul 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up, he did not!

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WUT?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no way…

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 16, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROFL

BENGIE JUST HIT THE CYCLE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I saw LOL

he hit a deep fly ball off the top of pattersons glove and he kicked the shit out of it.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

how on earth did he get a triple?

by Into the Void on Jul 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a outfield deflection assisted triple.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t believe you.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I really wish we had him back. This offense could use some cycles

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

moon falls into the sun

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one’s going to happen, isn’t it?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

MUST BE MISSING HIS BAT NOW!!

/Fletcher’d

It's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 taters...

Hey FP quit trying to be different and just fucking say Home Run

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t dig oppo taco either.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait for the oppo taco

by Snack on Jul 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

.997 Slugging % this month…sexy.

It's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 16, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

single to right field

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 16, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside beats that out

by kingofthacove on Jul 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Need his speed in the line up bork bork

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quite a bit faster.

/Bochy’d

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BUSTER

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Buster

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie hits for the cycle

Giants fit into the DP

NOT FAIR

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Ground into double Fuck.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

curse of the Bengie Molina Cycle

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff Fletcher just came

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 10.64 ERA in Fresno through 11 innings. He's better than that...I hope.

by rhys on Jul 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just started writing new power rankings putting the giants 25th in the league saying they can’t win without molina.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 10.64 ERA in Fresno through 11 innings. He's better than that...I hope.

by rhys on Jul 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

B-$ woulda homered.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina = hits for cycle
Posey = GIDP

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

i think we all know who won this trade

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has been the worst 5 minutes ever.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 16, 2010 7:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

OH MY GOD.

YOU GUYS AREN’T GOING TO BELIVE THIS.

BENGIE MOLINA JUST HIT FOR THE CYCLE FOR US.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Dave Barnett

by TXHC on Jul 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL he hurt himself.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right, I don’t believe it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vast big money conspiracy to convince us

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh it's not fun.

You guys already know. I just didn’t know if you guys had heard about it yet, I had to come say something because of how hilarious it was. I thought he was going to die.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Dave Barnett

by TXHC on Jul 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry the moment he started hitting he got hurt. Ouch. Hope the Rangers have a great prospect he was blocking.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Jul 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have fun knowing he’ll go 2 for 30 the rest of the month.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 16, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn nit

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

"Hey everyone, I'm Nicky Boyer."

“I make bestiality movies.”

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BUSTER!

It's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

and Bengie hurt his leg on the triple

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie is sweating so much

it looks like he just got out of a pool

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Third base is flooded.

by Into the Void on Jul 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

melting melting

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mehlina strains his hammy legging out the stand up triple LOLOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

No joke

It was deflected and kicked around by patterson and there was no throw and bengie was running without looking back I guess.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he strained his hamstring and had to be taken out of the game immediately.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

109 games? Awesome

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

As ordered.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was his 109th game and he finished with 110 pitches. If he’d finished with 109, McCovey Chronicles would have exploded.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciate Raj’s self-deprecating humor. FP does not, lol.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t really mind Raj. FP is another story.

by Natto on Jul 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

teen-age crush

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobble acid

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Aubrey have a tattoo on his wrist?

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 10.64 ERA in Fresno through 11 innings. He's better than that...I hope.

by rhys on Jul 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

He has some transformers ones on his back

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha. Ha.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrecked

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 16, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FRENCHY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I've never seen Bengie run that fast

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Which Met did Gary Radnich pick as player of the game tonight?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

oh wow

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 16, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This is my new favorite thing on the internet.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Zito.

And his pants.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

simply scrumptious.

I like typing “scrumptious.”

I’m going to do it again: scrumptious.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knock yourself out!

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OSHIT 88 MPH!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s got the good stuff tonight.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 10.64 ERA in Fresno through 11 innings. He's better than that...I hope.

by rhys on Jul 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

GOOD

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

FUCK THE DODGERS!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you for sharing, but surely you don’t mean that literally.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD IKE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

fine effort by patterson dropping bengie’s triple. he isn’t in the lineup for his bat…

by mlb22 on Jul 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Efficiency, Bitches!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Not really.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheap at embarcadero? What, like a baja fresh or some shit?

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dive off the peer and catch a fish in your mouth.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito is throwing too many strikes with 2 strikes. thanks, FP.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 16, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw fewer strikes Giants pitcher

did i get that les/fewer thing right?

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Jul 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

Bengie cycle. lol triple. and the momnet he is good for the rangers he pulls his suck muscle.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Jul 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Those hats are awful.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 16, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Jul 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

not for me

but maybe some of my friends need new hats

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Jul 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll pass

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I try to buy the ugliest apparel I can find. In fact, I have a jacket just like Bow Tie’s.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m getting the argyle.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/timmy shirt thread

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 16, 2010 8:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Narduar would dig those hats, for real.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh boy!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ill give you $7

They'll win tomorrow...
Tomorrow: They'll win tomorrow...

by howtheydidntscore on Jul 16, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see why it’s $5.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 16, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCORE RUNS, YOU BASTARDS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

MILLER - THE EMBLEM

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant runs in this inning.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

. . . aren’t likely . . .

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strain the hammy getting the stand up triple.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat the Patient!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BBURRELL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Part of the HOF award for Jon is that he doesn't have to do ads anymore.

Those are now handled by the lackeys.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BBurrell

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOLL DUDE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

balldude has a green glove. FAIL

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Rangers announcers: “There’s no way bengie hurt himself running to 3rd on that stand up triple, there wasn’t even a throw.”

LOL Ya rite

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

STNAIG LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

God I hate you sometimes.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Man we are terrific at this.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

by kdl on Jul 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I, too, am extremely disappointed.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 16, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay, Juan.

Testin’ me, man. Testin’ me.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I dropped McCann for Posey. I’m a homer.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a poor fantasy baseball player

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know right.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Molina= AL Player of the Year

the fastest man hits for the cycle

Los Angeles Lakers, San Francisco Giants, San Francisco 49ers and the University of California Berkeley FAN. Lakers=2010 Champs, Giants= 2010 NL West Champs, 49ers= Super Bowl 45 Champs.

Lakers!

by Belgutei E on Jul 16, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That one ‘s’ has such a profound effect on your statement.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 16, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you Jon but the double isn’t so beautiful to me anymore watching this team

by DFARowand on Jul 16, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLOL

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I did not enjoy that half inning.

:(

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't like that inning

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 16, 2010 8:09 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

/head to kitchen for food and drink/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

GRRRRRR

“Joo want Pablo – WEE GOT NO PABLO!”

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

lol
hankschulman
  
That’s DPs 94 and 95 for the Giants. Wondering if they’ll stop the game for 100.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I preferred this team when they were striking out on fastballs at their eyeballs than grounding weak dribblers off their shoe tops. It’s a tough choice though.

by Punch Rockgroin on Jul 16, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d rather a toronto blue jays approach than this shit.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Giants aquire Corey Hart

Los Angeles Lakers, San Francisco Giants, San Francisco 49ers and the University of California Berkeley FAN. Lakers=2010 Champs, Giants= 2010 NL West Champs, 49ers= Super Bowl 45 Champs.

Lakers!

by Belgutei E on Jul 16, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I really hope not

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

why not?

Los Angeles Lakers, San Francisco Giants, San Francisco 49ers and the University of California Berkeley FAN. Lakers=2010 Champs, Giants= 2010 NL West Champs, 49ers= Super Bowl 45 Champs.

Lakers!

by Belgutei E on Jul 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he sucks

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s got a padded season playing for a horrible team at a little league parked in a damn good line up.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE don’t need another outfielder, he isn’t that good, and I just really don’t like him for some reason.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he's going to regress and he's going to cost a lot to acquire

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better hope not LOL 10 mil in arbitration.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

then who will they aquire?

Los Angeles Lakers, San Francisco Giants, San Francisco 49ers and the University of California Berkeley FAN. Lakers=2010 Champs, Giants= 2010 NL West Champs, 49ers= Super Bowl 45 Champs.

Lakers!

by Belgutei E on Jul 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

a middle reliever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t have to trade for someone y’know.

by Natto on Jul 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boutros Boutros

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Golly!

Didn’t we just sign some suckass already regressed middle reliever?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not sure they need to aquire anyone.

Maybe a reliever with Runzler hurt.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pray every night that they won’t

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

pray to . . . Willie?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… where’s the ballpark in that there luxury suite?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

This game reeks of Zito getting Cain’d.

by Punch Rockgroin on Jul 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

i’ll settle for a good outing from zeets

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BELT!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit.

Did not know Belt was 6’5

by DFARowand on Jul 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s a big dude.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 87 heat.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

what’s with all the swingthroughs? is the good Zito back?

by wcw on Jul 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

his average fastball has been like 85 so far

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Captain Hook.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD CORA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell? I don’t like that ad.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 16, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you see the little accident ad too?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

How is jon rauch so shitty? He came into the9th with a 5 run lead and is qualising it.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

damn Pokemonz

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rauch line: 2 hits, 3 walks, 1 strikeout pitching against the bottom of the order with a 5 run lead LOLOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don’t bring in closers with big leads.

/baseball strategy

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did he not swing at that?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike 4

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

What's the difference between Graham and Brown?

Just wondering…both seem to have similar skill sets

by giants92388 on Jul 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Age

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

STFD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BOUTROS BOUTROS!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Slider?

and stfd! (on a fastball)

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Jul 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t get why that umpire calls that a ball on a 2-2 count against a pitcher looked great to me.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

86 mph heat!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

ZTFD

What are these shenanigans?!

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

These are the Zito innings you have to love.

The ones you look back on in times of great anguish

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito caining is imminent

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Already in the works

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito looks really pissed tonight.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

apparently it suits him

by wcw on Jul 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some deb said no.

Hell hath no fury like a millinaire scorned.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

o! o!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

PREVIEW IS YOUR FREN'

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH, SHUT UP

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh by the way, in person Pablo looks massively fat

much more so than on television

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 16, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

“the giants will come to regret this trade” LOLOLOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

adrian gonzalez 2-run homer

by mlb22 on Jul 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

why is haren giving up so many hrs

fuck mah pokemanz

gonzalez is my pokeman too

by thebighead on Jul 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn Pokemonz. haren and rauch

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell has happend to dan haren? I guess he must be saving his elbow for his next contract.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has decided to concentrate on hitting this year.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d be the 2nd best hitter on the giants.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he hates me.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

“So far he has only called for 65 gyroballs!”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NADS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

lolrowand

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL irony

Jon talking about flawless mechanics and Rowand pops out

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 16, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

/giants forget how to score runs

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LEAD THE MAJORS IN JULY

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Jul 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 INNINGS IS A LONG TIME

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez FP how many times are you gonna mention that Posey is a rookie

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

God dammit dan haren is getting lit up in SD FAIL FAIL FAIL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLRRES

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLtational Hitting!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 16, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

GUN

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.