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Post-game thread: Linecum dominates the Mets

The All-Star break is a completely artificial separation of the baseball season, but I’m guessing that a lot of players view it as something more definitive. I don’t have any way to prove this, but I have a hunch that Pablo Sandoval is one of those guys. When Sandoval roped a run-scoring double in his first at-bat of the second half, he practically did a dance on second base. Goodbye, first-half struggles. Hello, old Panda. At least, that’s what it seemed like he was thinking. And we should let him.

Again, just a hunch, but Lincecum doesn’t seem like one of those superstitious types. He seems a little too pragmatic. If his velocity is down, or his control is wonky, he probably doesn’t chalk it up to anything other than a little funkiness in his delivery. Still, it had to feel pretty good for him to pump a 94-mph fastball by a Mets hitter in his first start of the second half. Even better, he didn’t have any of the control struggles that mucked up more than a couple of his first-half starts.

Buster Posey doesn’t have superstitions. Superstitions have Buster Posey. He’s a really, really good catcher. It’s unbelievable -- absolutely stunning -- how much attention the Giants wanted us to pay to Posey’s defensive inexperience. It’s like a movie studio promoting a summer blockbuster by whining about the shoddy work their key grip did. What was the point of all that?

Lincecum. Sandoval. Posey. Yeah, that’s how encouraging games are made.

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Yay Timmy & Panda

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

i know me too totally a bust

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN’T CATCH MAJOR LEAGE PITCHING BECAUSE HE HASN’T CAUGHT ENOUGH MAJOR LEAGUE PITCHING!

26 Games @ 1B 11 Games @ Catcher.

It's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants can't win with Bochy, only in spite of him

He is a morale killer, and doesn’t know how to utilize his players or make a sub at the right time. The scope of his incompetence is almost breathtaking, and the fact that he holds a manager job with any major league team is astounding.

by jasperlamarcrabbe on Jul 16, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Watching him get hit in the face though, maybe it will knock some sense in to him, but doubtful.

"Triple A baseball isn’t very good. I’m going to tell you that right now. Especially from a pitching standpoint. Anybody who can pitch is in the big league."

by Giant Torture on Jul 16, 2010 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

In Hoc, brother.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 16, 2010 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Awesome sig. and UT can indeed suck it, although so can Tech to a much lesser extent, while I’m at it OSU can also suck it and Nebraska can most definitely suck it.

That is all.

"Triple A baseball isn’t very good. I’m going to tell you that right now. Especially from a pitching standpoint. Anybody who can pitch is in the big league."

by Giant Torture on Jul 16, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

The entire Big 12 can suck it

That is all

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 16, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

which big 12?

The big 12 that has 10 teams or the big 10 that has 12?

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Jul 16, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL how about, the conference formerly consisting of 12 teams

And Colorado can suck it too. Nebraska’s ok in my book.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 16, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's just the National League

I’d like to see him do well in the American League before I’m convinced.

by James Kannengieser on Jul 15, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's no Joba

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was just picked as “most overrated” in a poll of MLB players. 14% of the vote!

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

well earned

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swisher and Drew made the top-5, though, so it’s bullshit. But still.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overrated != bad

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 16, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah, but who in the world overrates JD Drew? He’s on pace for his 7th <4 WAR season, and has made exactly one All Star game. The Boston media hates him, and all the fans think that his contract was a mistake. He’s probably one of the most underrated players in the game.

Swisher maybe makes a bit more sense, but the guy has a 118 career OPS+, and was traded for a utility infielder, an organizational filler, and a pretty good relief pitching prospect who’s never made a top-10 list.

What it mainly shows, in my opinion, is that GM’s have generally caught up to the SABR community when it comes to OBP, but players have been left behind.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 16, 2010 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s kidding.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did it hit him in the head?

No harm then, except for the persistent echo.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it'll slow down his speech

to where it actually keeps up with his thinking. Not like you’d want to hear that in the first place.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 16, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Disappointed

That it didn’t require an ambulance.

"Triple A baseball isn’t very good. I’m going to tell you that right now. Especially from a pitching standpoint. Anybody who can pitch is in the big league."

by Giant Torture on Jul 16, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like home games, because we get clubhouse interviews. Cute Panda is cute.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I got all of it, but I had to pay really close attention.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 15, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, those letter high wiffleballs he missed by four inches were cute, too.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 16, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

WARNING!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey still isn't ready to handle the pitching staff

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Deal with it, pitching staff.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 15, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed that game. Even though it was a 1 run game for most of the night, it didn’t feel stressful like other games.

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it was nice to have that feeling that Tim was pitching and he was in control again.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stress!!!

No stress!!! What are you talking about.

/flies off to roost for the night/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

All around great day.

Belt goes 3-4 with a walk, a triple and a HR
Neal goes 2-5 with a double
Posey gets two hits and catches a CG shutout
Tim looks like the best pitcher in the league again
Sandoval hits a ball harder than he has in a month

I’m liking it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That was way better than Grant’s recap.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ jponry :(

They'll win tomorrow...
Tomorrow: They'll win tomorrow...

by howtheydidntscore on Jul 16, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

also

I got to warn three people.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it make it less fun when we ask you to do it?

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

I get to go find gifs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old Spice man FTW!

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today was a good day

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take it you didn’t have to use your AK?

by Into the Void on Jul 15, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

GIANTS BASEBALL: TORTURE

by DoubleDeuce22 on Jul 15, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breakfast with no hog, good year blimp, etc. etc.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today is the greatest day I’ve ever known

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 15, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t live for tomorrow, tomorrow’s much too long

by nataku on Jul 15, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about my boy?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

who

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Guzman

right in the sig. Jeeze.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

not familiar with him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

He is a relief pitcher extraordinaire! Also can hit a bit.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait is he pitching now? or was that in a blowout

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT Guy had a good day as well—replaced a router and configured 3 printers.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 16, 2010 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

BELT

Grinding the grinder.

by marcello on Jul 15, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough grizzle, needs more success in AA, although that won’t be enough either (see: sig)

"Triple A baseball isn’t very good. I’m going to tell you that right now. Especially from a pitching standpoint. Anybody who can pitch is in the big league."

by Giant Torture on Jul 16, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why are we talking about Bip Roberts taking off his shirt?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay win!

Also, I’m going to a game tomorrow! My first game of the year! WOOO!

by superk1ng on Jul 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Zito

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

fun fact

Zito also is pictured on tomorrow’s season ticket.

OMEN or CURSE??

you decide.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jul 15, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That choice

is like making me choose between Team Edward or Team Jacob.

So I’ll take the safest answer of “no.”

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 16, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like a movie studio promoting a summer blockbuster by whining about the shoddy work their key grip did. What was the point of all that?

The most educational first month of AAA baseball EVAR!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

You know, for the front office, that might be true.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wanted to say LOL game-calling intangibles that Buster doesn’t have!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jul 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I certainly hope Timmy

ices down his neck, as it must be sore from shaking off all those pitches Posey called. “Dammit, I don’t throw an eephus../shakeshakeshake.”

"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Jul 15, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Repost from previous thread:

Is it my imagination… or is it taking longer and l o – n - g – e -- -r
for them to get to the postgame wrap?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I enjoyed this game.

I could go for more like this.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, hey, FP in the wrap

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 15, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He looks creepy.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boooooo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

…wrap him in a tarp and throw him in the cove…wrap

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

During the broadcast when Huff slide past third and was tagged out FP said something like: “That’s a good play!” then he went on to talk about people using NUMBERS and COMPUTERS in baseball and that they need to use their EYEZ instead.

I was confused.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are getting pretty sophisticated. Didn’t that used to be called a syntax error?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL poindexters

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy has now beat every non-Giants team in the NL besides Cincinnati.

by kingofthacove on Jul 15, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Charlie Manuel for not using Timmy on Tuesday so he could pitch tonight. I knew Dickey would be tough, and we had the right guy on the mound to beat him.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Jul 15, 2010 9:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I knew Dickey would be tough, and we had the right guy on the mound to beat him.

I just wanted to post that again.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it affect me in any way?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't mess with Buster Posey, punk

That’s how it affects you

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't mess with Buster Posey

He messes with YOU!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, we warn each other for the lolz all the time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant warned me for the Key Largo video yesterday

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Abuse of power

That system is in place for a reason!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 15, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit. Now I have that song stuck in my head again. JUST LIKE BOGIE AND BACALL!

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 15, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got warned by Grant for saying your recap was better than his! It was a good one, but I’m not tech savvy enough to figure out how to post it. :(

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

I’m laughing so hard.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry's recap was most certainly not better than my post. Take that back.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

for finding the Chunk-Ma Fratelli love child.

by Every6thDay on Jul 15, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Print screen.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried that, but then what? I know you can paste it into a document, but then I just get lost.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can upload it to tinypic or similar. But the gif won’t move.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, okay. Thanks!

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

MCCOVEY CHRONICLES SUCKS AND I HATE IT.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 15, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

AWESOME

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got image warned for being pro-Scott Atchinson. You Dan Geise loving cult members!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRANDON PUFFER FOR LIFE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

was it a picture of the Atch face?

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a cat knocking a bowler hat off of a kitten

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still confused!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jul 15, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

But also charmed!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one made some sense in its context. And by “sense”, I mean that jponry is a power drunk lunatic, and by “context”, I mean that jponry is a power drunk lunatic.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Tim Lincecum complete game. Click.”

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd and disgusted at the same time.

It's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eww

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over-logging

Yet another example of why South Park is the best show on TV.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

“It wasn’t me it was the scary ghost!”

...Tater Salad

by nick217Giantsfan on Jul 15, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRAZILIAN FART FETISH!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 16, 2010 5:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm worried about Timmy

Only 6 Ks.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 15, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

5, actually. Still, I like 5/1 K/BB ratios.

by speckops on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was kidding

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 15, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, no

Leave your mic off FP

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

ditto

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. “No, wait, you were right the first time. Hit the switch again.”

by Seasick fish on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FP

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FP couldn't figure out his mic

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

TWHS

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many freaking changes of clothes do these guys have?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOO

FP invaded the radio. I was quite enjoying it just with Dave and Jon.

It's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

F.P. reminds me of Michael Scott

in a bad way

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT UP FP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a feeling that Ishi’s performance tonight will have Brian Sabean very easy to reach on the phone.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

43-1 when leading after 8 innings

thank you BW

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Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

unfortunately thats prolly foreshadowing for where he will be playing in 6 years.

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSSSHHHHHHH

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Flagged!

It's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 15, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ted Williams’ frozen head approves.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh. Halloween costume idea!

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 15, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jul 15, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Futurama has gotten popular

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
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by Gobroks on Jul 15, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subject line next time

It's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 15, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re underselling him here.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs Zombie Ty Cobb.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jul 15, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can probably do that

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 15, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey catching the CG SO after all these months of planted doubt is so perfect. I can’t get over it. Looking forward to much more of this battery in the future.

by Seasick fish on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL – no hitter w/ Bengie

by Bar None on Jul 15, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRM is losing it right now

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 15, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he’ll lose the bookmark to this site…

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 15, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL…i was actually trying to delete it. Was kinda mean.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 15, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair

I’m fairly certain that giantsrainman likes Buster a lot and was happy with the Bengie trade.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we are all happy about that trade.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 15, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

looking forward to another Posey/Molina comp in a few days. they’re funny.

by Bar None on Jul 15, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually feel sorry for Rangers fans. Only a little, but still it’s there.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 15, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Update

Bengie makes up a bit of ground with the home run today, but his SLG is still almost 30 points lower than Buster’s batting average.

Bengie Molina: .249/.308/.328, 4 HR, 19 RBI, 229 AB
Buster Posey: .355/.392/.567, 7 HR, 26 RBI, 141 AB

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds like a line from a sweet hip hop song.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 15, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would work even with bluegrass. That’s just a solid line.

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jul 15, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re finessing spreadsheets, you’re fucking around with punch cards
It’s 2010 — you can park your horse and buggy next to my new car.
Posey’s better than Molina, and y’all act surprised
Strawhats can’t even claim ribeyes

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 15, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 15, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's almost as disturbing as your "lyrics"

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 15, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Parking lot after the game

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can give you a ride but we’ll have to finish before midnight because I have an appointment very early tomorrow morning, etc…

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 15, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dem’ teef can queef, y’all want beef
Strawhats can’t even claim ribeyes

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jul 15, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dem’ teef can queef

Disturbing image

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean, he be playin’ with them
Pretendin’ those nerds don’t be botherin’ him.
Strawhats can’t even claim ribeyes.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 15, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

you scared by my TI-80?
while I’m kicking tires on your lady
cost certainty, you must realize
Strawhats can’t even claim ribeyes.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a good one!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to mimic an MF Doom song.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 16, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which one?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 16, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, I haven’t listened to Mouse & The Mask much.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 17, 2010 2:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

The “S” man, he be jigglin the jangle.
He dealin with phones, workin d’angle.
He even workin the ’lina-Main-Ray triangle.
Strawhats can’t even claim ribeyes.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jul 15, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make it Stop!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I park my cap ‘n buggy
’n burrow next to Burrell.
I watched Sabez’ lies go on to capsize
Strawhats can’t even claim ribeyes

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jul 15, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the greatest thing I've ever read.

I’m going to go purchase McC Premium Super Insider Edition™ right now.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 15, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

grant alt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am honored to be compared to such a wonderful and upstanding citizen and writer.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 15, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/continues to avoid warning

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 15, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. That’s all I’ve got.

by speckops on Jul 15, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

even worse

than I thought. At Bengie was essentially free to the Rangers

by Bar None on Jul 15, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/4/23/1440347/outside-of-the-box-thinking-why#35745050

Best line here :

You can dream (foolishly in my judgment) all you want that the Giants will trade Molina to open up catcher full time for Posey but that is only happening if the Giants completely fall out of contention and I just don’t see that happening.

Foolishly in his judgment I tell you. FOOLISH.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 15, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot about that one….. -1 for GRM

by Bar None on Jul 15, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatever you want to say

about GRM… I agreed with the statement 100% right up until I heard he was traded. I mean, what a beautiful, beautiful dream.

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Jul 16, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

No take backs!

I know jponry is right; I just liked the play on words.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is 22gigantes?!

It's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 15, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

"They can ride him"-FP

TWSS

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s almost 1 AM, LOL EAST COAST. Time to sleep. Later nurds.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jul 15, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Sleep tight

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

liar

sleep mode can be enabled at any time.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

along with a nice refreshing oil bath

just don’t forget his restraining bolt.

"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Jul 15, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see Pablo’s commercial.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 15, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

My favorite commercial

It’s bobble head nye!

I am the adopted son of Willie...Willie McCovey.

by velvadp on Jul 16, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really enjoyed John Miller's echo, just now

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 15, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

oh good, I thought I was having a stroke or something!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m on Sloan watch

by Bar None on Jul 15, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Entourage?

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 15, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but it’s a rerun

by Bar None on Jul 15, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just started watching Entourage again from Season One on…it’s just as funny or more the second time around

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 15, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should try that. Love the LA bashing.

by Bar None on Jul 15, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i get the dvd’s from the library and watch them in rapid fashion—at about 25 minutes per episode, they fly by.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 15, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

New season has been disappointing so far

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jul 15, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

bummer, I’m saving them up. My sis said it’s just as good as ever. What don’t you like?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 15, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno...it just seems like the writing has really gone down

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jul 15, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than the crap with Medellin flick

by Bar None on Jul 15, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought they pulled that off well, sort of a spoof within the spoof

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 15, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that season was better

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 15, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t know how any tv show can hold up after a few years.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 15, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah some shows can get repetitive quickly

Entourage has been pretty good until this season (which to be fair is only 2 episodes in)

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 15, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things I liked about this game:

1. Timmy complete game, and, more importantly, while not being a strikeout machine, he was very much in control the whole game, not hitting 100 pitches until the 9th. He also got a single and gave us a scary/hilarious sliding exhibition.

2. Panda opens with a near-homer double, and the place practically exudes redemption.

3. The Giants go 7.1 innings without a double play, and when it finally happens, it’s not from one of the usual suspects.

4. This game was so under control that Ratto being FREAKING ANNOYING bothered me more than Ishi grounding into a double play with the bases loaded. Two weeks ago this would not have been the case.

5. Generally solid defense all around. Nothing spectacular, but some key catches from Giants D that could have been costly otherwise.

6. And, of course, Buster Posey going 3-4. Sustainable? Who cares? I want to keep watching the next game to find out.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 15, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Freddy Sanchez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a big part of the defense I had in mind

I just wish he’d get better luck with the AB’s. He’s making solid contact, and even placing them nicely, but there just seems to be someone there every time lately.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 15, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

your #6 should include

Posey suggesting ever so politely that the Mets should refrain from future stolen base attempts.

"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Jul 15, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

and rec'd

for mentioning Ratty, the worst possible advertisement for his post-Chronicle layoff job. DONT READ MY BLOG NERDS

"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Jul 15, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was weird.

If he mentioned one more time about how he didn’t know how to use twitter and whatever he put there would be bad anyways, I was gonna kick my monitor through the window.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 16, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Kuip and Miller

and Fleming. Really.. just one problem here.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

no doubt—I went with the radio as soon as I saw FP. Miller really is teh awesome.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 15, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

so when does bork give up on Ishi

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 15, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

0-4? tomorrow.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 15, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

can someone animate the arm

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

….
….
….

Why?!

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 15, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s terrible

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jul 15, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wow

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 15, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

high-larious

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 15, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 15, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

omg

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw man

we can’t flag something and rec it at the same time?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

BANNED.

FLAGGED.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

There needs to be a way to spread this.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Jul 15, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Facebook

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 15, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 15, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sent it to some friends. They hate me now.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants fans or regular people? I so want to do the same, but I’m afraid of the shifty eyes as my friends are the latter.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Jul 15, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is one thing I won’t post on my tumblr site.

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grosssssss

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 15, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jul 15, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't wait until we get an email from bochy's lawyer

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is his penis in his hip pocket?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 15, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s a reason they call him Big Head.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

also known as Ol’ Crazy Straw in some circles

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

it ripped right on through

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what Mrs Bochy said

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psh. The only people who read this site are us.

And kruk.

And if you believe that I have some lovely oceanfront property in Montana you may be interested in.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 16, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Montara?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

“I’ll need a large, high-resolution print of this. Put it in a plain manila folder. For reference purposes.”

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. My.

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

Natto,do you feel, you know, different after having made this? Like you’ve crossed some terrible line?

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve blurred them.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 17, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE BASEMENT?!

GET BACK IN THERE

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this calls for a warning

You can get the first taste of the animated arm.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 15, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been thinking about doing that. Not a fast stroke (lol) just a faint up and down movement.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 15, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you want a slow jerk, huh? Weirdo.

by marcello on Jul 15, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahhaa that's a good one

I like the cubicle boss and the Abe Lincoln one too

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 15, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s creepy.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Jul 15, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or the one with the thought bubbles.

/shudder

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry =/

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 15, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We've had enough Bork scarring, thank you very much.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 16, 2010 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

I am scared now.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

That is one of the most disturbing photos I have ever seen…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 15, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if that caused photographer Deanne Fitzmaurice to go blind.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 16, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

molina CG SHOs caught: 2
posey CG SHOs caught: 1

molina >>>>> posey

by kingofthacove on Jul 15, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I have this shirt.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 15, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was a pretty cool game

good thing we have the great 28 behind the plate to protect us from “wild pitches”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 15, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Shouldn't you be, you know, angry about something?

You’re kinda weirding me out, and I’m wondering if someone else logged into your account…

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 15, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know, odd night.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 15, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re in this thing!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 15, 2010 10:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Buster: “He was pounding it in the zone.”

/giggle

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

You did? OMG, she IS going to ban you! LOLOL.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIGH FIVE!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 15, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

giggle?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 15, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re so immature

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

U R 5

It's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 15, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but it’s a rerun

by Bar None on Jul 15, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Posey is soo dreamy

by 49erEmpire on Jul 15, 2010 10:09 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I don't think that ass is tapable

I’m probably in the minority though

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 15, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you'd rather have Molina's ass?

Then again, it probably has its own gravitational pull if you get too close.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 16, 2010 2:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buster is so dreamy. He’s, like, everything you could ever want in a rookie.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

man that throw by Buster was good

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

The thing is, he’s got a strong arm, and also accurate.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Giants

someone singing ‘beautiful’ high pitched in the background

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 15, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

It was a song. Pharell and Snoop Dog.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea i know the song, someone was singing along with it

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 15, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, really? Hilarious! I’ll have to rewind.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i could’ve sworn i heard FP say Pablo looked “hitterish” on the wrap

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 15, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

no bueno

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 15, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I heard it, too.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than Hitlerish.

by speckops on Jul 15, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, he did kill that ball

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 15, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK AND YES TIM LINCECUM AND MY BOY

FUCK ALL THE HATERS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 15, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

but you are king of the haters, so how exactly does this work?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 15, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Amazin' Avenue

“You make him get it up, and when he does you gotta go with it.” — Bob Ojeda on Lincecum during the pregame show

LOL

by pwoper on Jul 15, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I like their blog

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS

That’s right.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jul 15, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked “Dickey is going to go deeper.” — Keith Hernandez as well

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

AA is a great site

One of my favorite non-Giants blogs

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 15, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he said “Vamanos”

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 15, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He clearly yelled “Rama” from Thundercats, indicating that he is, indeed, back from the dead. Also, if it’s not THAT clear, he might have just yelled “llamas” and pointed at Grant.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jul 15, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

snarf snarf snarf

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 15, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought somebody said he yelled “vamo” like go

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 15, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a fun game.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jul 15, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

Kobe Fred’s steaks from Schaub’s in Palo Alto: Worth the money?

For something like $30/lb I have to be convinced that it’s guaranteed to be the best thing I’ve ever put in my mouth.

by apistat on Jul 15, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred’s steaks are definitely awesome. Dunno if I’ve ever had the Kobe variety.

by speckops on Jul 15, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/makes obvious joke

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 15, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it real kobe?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 15, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe they just call it American Kobe because the requirements for being real kobe are ridiculously specific in both treatment and especially location.

Regardless, it’s a pretty good looking piece of meat judging by the one pic of a non-fred’s cut on their Yelp page:

The marbling there looks pretty nice. Also, whoever decided to stage that photo and post it on yelp is almost definitely a douchebag.

It’s my father’s birthday this week so I’m planning to pick up a few to bbq… Though I’m buying a cheaper one for my mother since I refuse to subject such a fine piece to meat to being cooked well done.

by apistat on Jul 15, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're using lower-quality meat for well done orders?

Congratulations, you’re like a restaurant!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 15, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least he provides what's requested

I just refuse to do well-done. My mother gets medium.

by wcw on Jul 15, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no problem with this

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, with the martini—beautiful.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 15, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

good call.
Maybe this weekend would be a good time for a field trip to this relic:
http://www.yelp.com/biz/house-of-prime-rib-san-francisco

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCoven meetup at House of Prime Rib?

All on Grant’s tab? Count me in!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 15, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

rules:

everyone’s gotta have a martini with their creamed spinach and beef.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus a bottle of Shafer Cab per person per steak

by wcw on Jul 15, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

goddamnit

now I really want this

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

On one hand, I despise anything cooked well done

On the other hand, you’re probably paying a decent price for the meat, so I feel like you should still get a quality cut.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 15, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

but

it’s not like you can tell the difference with all the fat and texture cooked away.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's true too

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 15, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

Besides, it’s not like I’d be getting some Grade D shit. I just don’t particularly like the idea of paying a premium just to ruin it by cooking it to the point where the difference between it and a cheaper one is negligible.

by apistat on Jul 15, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You ordered a piece of charcoal with fat, over my gourmet-ass cries
Strawhats can’t even claim ribeyes

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 15, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

and thusly the blogosphere learned there leader had been stricken with Mad Cow Disease. they took him outside to put him out of his misery but sadly Sheriff Estes nor Deputy Ortiz came anywhere close with their bullets.

So he was fed to Prince Fielder.

FIN

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jul 15, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

from the department of redundancy department
whoever decided to stage that photo and post it on yelp is almost definitely a douchebag.

That’s a prerequisite for posting photos on Yelp.

"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Jul 16, 2010 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL A'S

hiding tickets around the Bay Area

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 15, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

/finds ticket
/throws away ticket

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 15, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

this made me LOL

by 49erEmpire on Jul 16, 2010 3:00 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

they should hide them in the Colosseum

nobody will find them then.

"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Jul 15, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Put them in the upper deck and they will remain there until its demolished or bombed.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 15, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditto.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 16, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

BORK

Photobucket

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 15, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the original is creepier

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 15, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody warn this guy.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 15, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why so bad at managing?

by apistat on Jul 15, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LIKE TURTLES

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re a great zombie

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 15, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFF

FP again tomorrow? Ugh.

by pwoper on Jul 15, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

what the hell? is Krukow in the hospital?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 15, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

vacation for a week.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 15, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wants a really long All-Star break?

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 15, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you ever been to SLO?

I would stay an extra day too

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 15, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

just the timing is weird, with this string of Mets-Dodgers. And, yes, been to SLO, class of ’84.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 15, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MAN YOU’RE OLD

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 15, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLD

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

class of 2010!!! YEA BUDDY!!

but i’m going another semester

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 16, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

But not at Cal Poly, right?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jul 16, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

suck it class of 1913

LOLD

"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Jul 16, 2010 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is Krukow's restaurant . . .

. . . still open? Went there a couple of times back in the day, when Paso Robles wine country was still sort of occult knowledge.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 16, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate to break this you

He’s here for the full weekend.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know where I can find the HR plotting chart thingy for players? I know I’ve seen it before.

There’s a page that has dots marking distance of a HR, and you can adjust it for parks… Damn it, I wish I could remember what it was called, because I’m failing miserably on google.

by SixFourThree on Jul 15, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool, I don’t recall if this is the one I’d seen before, but it’ll do. Probably was.

Thanks a ton.

by SixFourThree on Jul 15, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ballpark Overlay Tool

Just follow the steps

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 16, 2010 5:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

We can add Matt Latos to the baseball bizarre injury list

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/holloman/020307.html

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

fake injury list

preserving young arm probably

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard somewhere that I guess they were going to shut him down at 170 innings or so. Could be wrong though.

It's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 15, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does this mean I have to change my team name from Latos Intolerant?

by apistat on Jul 15, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha
Glenallen Hill’s arachnophobia is legendary.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite is still Marty Cordova burning himself in a tanning booth. Dude, you play baseball in the sun.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

he doesn’t play baseball NAKED in the sun though, eh??

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jul 15, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like

Steve Sparks (Brewers) Dislocated his shoulder attempting to tear a phone book in half.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, okay then.
Manager: Roger Craig (Giants)
Cut his hand on a bra strap … though we’re guessing that’s pain he played through.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

so many of those are great.

Carlos Perez (Expos) Broke his nose in a car accident … while trying to pass the team bus.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm Baby!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No,no,no
Starting pitcher: John Smoltz (Braves)
Once burned his chest while ironing a shirt … which he was still wearing.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Amazin Avenue
The silver lining is that Carlos Beltran played a full nine innings without incident, managing a single in four respectable at-bats. However, he was thrown out trying to steal second base in the fourth inning by Giants catching menace Buster Posey.

It's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 15, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltran got a great jump and was out by a lot, sure helps not having a hippo behind the plate.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 15, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran is a great basestealer, but that was a great throw.

by wcw on Jul 15, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I thought he had it but then I remembered that jesus is behind the plate with the 95 mph heater to second.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 15, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

a radar gun on throws to second would be awesome.

by apistat on Jul 15, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Posey was a reliever in college and used to hit 98, I imagine he’s still got some heat in his arm.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 15, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he should ease into long relief and we could DFA Denny

by wcw on Jul 15, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We just signed a designated walker today to replace bautista, good thing this ones a lefty.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 15, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

What you got against hippos?

I mean, that’s slander.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 16, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was one hectic game to work

2 hours, 11 minutes?!?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 15, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Thankfully the mets ground ball outs were avoiding uribe :D.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 15, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw maybe a total of 1.5 innings of the game

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 15, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, I think I saw you on the big screen a couple times. I might be completely wrong, though.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 15, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You probably did. There were only 2 of us working tonight. Me and Caitlin

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by heimy25 on Jul 15, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then I definitely did. Were down on the field with the kids by the dugout during BP?

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by djp4cal on Jul 15, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was down on the field during BP, yes. Not too close to the dugout though. Well maybe sort of near the visitor one

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 16, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

What happend in timmys first start of his career pitching to buster?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 15, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy Tonight

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I finally got caught up on the innings record

April: 48-38-117
May: 52-55-153
June: 59-55-132
July: 28-25-61
Overall: 187-173-463

So, hey, winning record in innings! Bip would be proud.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 15, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

New best friends

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

"Buster called a great game, I felt really comfortable pitching to him"

/fap

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 15, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

where’s that bochy picture?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

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#52

by cloudydays on Jul 15, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 15, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The reacharound is just good manners.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh my

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by jctGamer on Jul 15, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was standing about 15 feet away just in awe of the whole thing, wondering why Dunston was apart of it. I had never seen him apart of any other ceremony before this one…and it had to do with mailmen

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by heimy25 on Jul 15, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed when I saw him out there. It was for a good cause, but still funny to see him out there.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 15, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have the technology
Q: Did he pick the Giants because he’s an Oakland native? Nope, and contrary to what some might believe, Sosnick said they had several offers after the D-Backs DFA’d him. Willis chose SF because he wants to work with vice president of player personnel Dick Tidrow, a vaunted pitching guru. According to Sosnick, "there’s no one that (Dontrelle) respects more" than Tidrow, and he’s heard good things from other players about Tidrow’s ability to figure out what’s wrong. "It’s been three years now that he’s been dealing with this," Sosnick said of Willis’ struggles. "Right now he just wants to know what’s wrong and the fact that he has a chance to work with (Tidrow) is a gift."

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by jctGamer on Jul 15, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats pretty awesome

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by heimy25 on Jul 15, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

It’s awesome to have such a great pitching guru in our system

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by Gobroks on Jul 15, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rags should be considered a guru

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

/throws changeup

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."

by kennv on Jul 16, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 16, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

CarLOLs
"I was trying to pick up the catcher’s sign," Beltran said. "I saw two fingers and I just felt that I was going to be able to make it. I guess when you drink too many coffees and too much sugar before the game, it makes you do crazy things."

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, or too much GREENIES

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by heimy25 on Jul 15, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

“After losing eight of our last 12 games, forming Carlos Voltron is our only hope to save our playoff chances,” Manuel said. “We really need power this late in the season, and the 2.5 million pounds of thrust in Voltron’s solid-fuel boosters should give us the lift we need.”

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by jctGamer on Jul 15, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heart Voltron so much

Definitely one of my favs of all time

by TBRMKane on Jul 15, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yarr

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by jctGamer on Jul 15, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not the usual response from a player.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 16, 2010 5:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gunned

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 16, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just got back from the game

Watching Tim deal, Pablo smash that double, and Posey throw a rocket to second made up for the complete idiots sitting around me. And I’m one game closer from winning some of my dad’s (a Met fan) money :)

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 15, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez also made 5 or 6 excellent plays that would be “singles” on the left side of the infield.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 15, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He seriously played one hell of a game at second.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 15, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does that night in night out, It’s excellent that we have at least one infielder with excellent range.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 15, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I passed a jerk in a suit this morning

saying to his equally jerky colleague “yeah, we left after 4 1/2 innings…”

OK, it took about an hour to play 5 innings, so that’s just weak.

"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

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by natteringnabob on Jul 16, 2010 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck? Even the people sitting in front of me who probably paid attention to about 1/2 an inning stayed for the whole game.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 16, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I get bridge and tunnel people needing to get back

but why pay to see the Giants and Mets on Timmy day and leave at, what, 10 minutes to 8? And this snappily-dressed middle aged executive did not have an infant to get home. Boo.

"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Jul 16, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s so incredibly idiotic. Even worse than the guy sitting behind me who was doing his best Tim McCarver imitation.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 16, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

The guy who regularly sits next to me usually leaves in the 7th or 8th. Last night he said to me “So this is what the 9th inning looks like.”

Fast game was fast.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 16, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing Posey (as a catcher) go out to the mound

to congratulate Timmy on a complete game makes me wet.

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 15, 2010 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

When tim said in his interview “Buster was calling a great game, I felt really comfortable throwing to him” it was if bengie never existed.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 15, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey caught stealing percentage?

Would someone kindly post the numbers? Or tell me a good spot to find them. I don’t see this on fangraphs, though I suspect it is there somewhere.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 15, 2010 11:44 PM PDT reply actions  

And now I find it. I was looking at advanced fielding. Oh well.

6 caught, 9 successful…40% so far which is a pretty good number.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 15, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie so far as a Ranger: 0%

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait, no. He’s caught one runner now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This doesnt make any sense.

The only runner slow enough to thrown out by Bengie is…… Bengie.

by sleeknerve on Jul 15, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he their everyday catcher?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 16, 2010 3:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s an amazing number.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 16, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have watched the replay of Posey’s throw to get Beltran 77 times. Now I must change my underwear.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 16, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Two upcoming home game time changes

Friday night (tomorrow) moved from 7:15 PM to 7:35 PM due to the Jon Miller ceremonies. Wednesday, September 1st vs. Colorado moved from 7:15 to 6:15 PM time. No reason given.

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by SFGuy on Jul 16, 2010 1:12 AM PDT reply actions  

No! No! No! No!

No good feelings posts! No being upbeat and happy and satisfied. Optimism is BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. Bad. Bad. No more. Please don’t do it.

I think there are about 450 comments before mine, so we need 450 negative posts to counter any ‘encouraging’ comments or good feelings.

#?@& the Giants! Now piss off!

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by thatdog on Jul 16, 2010 1:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Out with a lady friend so I missed the game...

Did Buster allow seventy wild pitches? Did he keep demanding Timmy throw a knuckleball?

Surely he did because he must not be ready to catch Timmy because he’s never caught Timmy

by DFARowand on Jul 16, 2010 6:25 AM PDT reply actions  

it was a disaster

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jponry! Thanks for the update

Give me the groupthink on the dontrelle willis signing

by DFARowand on Jul 16, 2010 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was a disaster

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

All kidding aside

If, as I just read, all they want him to be is a lefty specialist, I’m down for it.

by DFARowand on Jul 16, 2010 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL VORP but

I was curious and Buster is now second in the NL in VORP among Rookie Position Players (behind Gaby Sanchez) and 4th overall (behind Jaime Garcia and Mike Leake).

Pretty good considering he’s been up for a much shorter period of time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 6:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow…VORP.

Haven’t heard that in a while.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 16, 2010 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw someone quote it about a week ago and I was like, “Seriously?”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Josh Hamilton is leading the majors, apparently.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 16, 2010 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Josh Hamilton has a .635 SLG. When did that happen?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 16, 2010 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

you should have seen his SLG in that HR derby

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by jctGamer on Jul 16, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here's what I'm wondering

Is there anything that prevents teams from letting their knuckleballer throw twice every 5 days instead of once? They always talk about how they don’t get tired. It would be extremely valuable.

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by Cookyman on Jul 16, 2010 6:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Like as a reliever on some days? I don’t know if they’d really want to give Tim Wakefield or Charlie Haeger 60 starts instead of 30.

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by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

i remember that the dodgers did this

I think Haeger at one point pitched in relief the night before he was supposed to start. I think that start was against us, actually.

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by GiantPain on Jul 16, 2010 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe not anymore, but before this season, Wakefield had 9 straight seasons with an ERA+ of 100 or higher. And, in his case it’s perfect, as he’s got an eternal team option for $4M, so it’s not like he could ask for more money. So, basically, you’d be getting a free, above average starter. I don’t see why anyone would turn that down.

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by Cookyman on Jul 16, 2010 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Cookyman Doctrine™

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by Cookyman on Jul 16, 2010 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, definitely in his good years, it could have been useful to have Wakefield start more than once a turn.

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by jponry on Jul 16, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

That never ending option is so great.

Sign him, then tell him he’s pitching every day until he’s 50! Even if it lowers his ERA+ by 20 points, who cares? You just got the entire Red Sox payroll (minus $4M) to spend on position players!

I should totally be a GM.

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by Cookyman on Jul 16, 2010 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Players Union absolutely absolutely hates that contract. But Wakefield doesn’t give a shit.

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by jctGamer on Jul 16, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t have that contract anymore starting this season. Over the winter they canceled it and gave him a two year extension for $5 million with some performance bonuses. This new one has no options.

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by srpwrd on Jul 16, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they still could have done it from 2006 to 2009.

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by Cookyman on Jul 16, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what his W-L totals would look like if they had.

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by srpwrd on Jul 16, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’d probably have a shot at the CY Young. 25-17 or something with 320 IP might get it done.

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by Cookyman on Jul 16, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

a solid idea

alternately, with a more mediocre guy, like maybe Wakefield is nowadays, or Haeger/Zink etc., they could be the perpetual long reliever, for 3 or more innings in lopsided games. I think that’s what the Pilots and Astros were doing with Jim Bouton in Ball Four (although they didn’t say it to his face).

I was kind of surprised that RA Dickey seems to have a windup and throw fairly hard for a knuckler. Wakefield just sort of stands there and lobs them over, but Dickey looked like his arm might actually get tired.

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by natteringnabob on Jul 16, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked this game

Because these feel like the kind of games we’re supposed to be winning… low scoring affairs. I think it bodes well.

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by GiantPain on Jul 16, 2010 7:07 AM PDT reply actions  

With the Royals scouts in town last night

Nate and Travis didn’t exactly cover themselves in tradability sauce.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 16, 2010 8:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Travis no

But Nate drew a walk and smoked at least one line drive that happened to be caught, I recall.

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by GiantPain on Jul 16, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

intentional pass in front of the pitcher

not exactly WAR material

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by nogooddeed on Jul 16, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

it IS the Royals

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by jctGamer on Jul 16, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey did though

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by jctGamer on Jul 16, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

POSEY FOR GUILLEN

"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"

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by natteringnabob on Jul 16, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Rowand did!! it was all over his uniform

maybe they’re looking for a gamer!!

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by nogooddeed on Jul 16, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

i couldn’t believe how bad Ishi looked at the plate last night; hopefully, it was just knuckler problems.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking: Giants to change name to Disciples

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 16, 2010 8:51 AM PDT reply actions  

seriously, watching that game at the park

it was like there were two great players, and then 40-some odd nameless other guys running around.

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 16, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Seattle Mariners?

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by jctGamer on Jul 16, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

DNW
The Giants have long been linked to Kansas City right fielder David DeJesus in trade speculation, but the Royals hitter they might have a better chance of acquiring is Jose Guillen, according to industry sources

by DFARowand on Jul 16, 2010 9:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Is Jose Guillen even a significant upgrade over Pat Burrell? Yes, I’m being completely serious. No, I have not figured out how to clearly define ‘significant upgrade.’

by Every6thDay on Jul 16, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen>Burrell

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 16, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Disagree.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 16, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to FanGraphs for the first time in, oh, three months (sorry, folks, I’m a right brainer) and looked at Guillen and Burrell… it didn’t split Burrell’s time with the Giants, but Guillen was better than Burrell, save his walk rate.

Still, I’ve decided to ignore the numbers and say that Guillen is not an upgrade for this team.

by Every6thDay on Jul 16, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

It does split

At the top of the stat box, click “show partial seasons”

IIRC, Guillen was a negative value player last year.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 16, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was indeed. Considerably.

by Every6thDay on Jul 16, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

GO GUILLEN!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 16, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haft is an idiot

The Giants have long been linked to [good player], but industry sources are telling me that, shockingly, it might actually be easier to trade for [much worse player].

More as this develops.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 16, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Warriors. I might be done with them.
New Warriors co-owner Peter Guber co-stars in a 1996 unauthorized and salacious book chronicling Guber’s time running Sony Pictures with Jon Peters. From the Publishers Weekly review of “Hit & Run” by Nancy Griffin and Kim Masters: “This is basically the story of two boys who never grew up, but ended up running Sony-owned Columbia Pictures into the ground. Peters, whom the Los Angeles Times described as a ‘seventh-grade dropout and reform school graduate who began his show-business career as Barbra Steisand’s hairdresser-boyfriend-manager,’ was a master at self-promotion; only semi-literate but able to count well enough to make it big in Hollywood. Bostonian Guber earned several academic degrees before ‘going Hollywood,’ somehow managing to indifferently run several studios and make high profits and only a few good films.”

by DFARowand on Jul 16, 2010 9:11 AM PDT reply actions  

sounds about right. Horroriors Forevar!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not too sure why it matters when Lacob is going to be the guy calling the shots, but sounds good

have fun being a fan of whomever your choice

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 16, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 16, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow. I just saw Natto’s Bochyporn. Wow

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 16, 2010 10:26 AM PDT reply actions  

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