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"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Charizard used it.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ember all day

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still kinda covet Jason Bay

for whatever ungodly reason.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah a .424 SLG from a LF with no real defensive or baserunning value is hot

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP

The power will return.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

His OBP is down like 30 points from last year despite a similar batting average…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I’m just sayin’ that if you start with the Wheeler for Bay rosterbating, I ain’t havin’ it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

They’d have to send a loooooot of cash over in that deal.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 15, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/clank

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

pablo takin some good swings

by aaroncallagher on Jul 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Linedrives.. I'll take em Panda

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Mad Panda

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Mad red panda, I guess.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIFT A (was just starting the old thread when Natto put this one up)

Finished dinner. Hated Ratto in the booth (how did he fit in there with two other guys, amirite?)

And also, jponry warned cookyman?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEA, WTF JPONRY!?!?!?!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

(how did he fit in there with two other guys, amirite?)

TWSS

Bleeding orange and black since 1987

by TehGreekStallion on Jul 15, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yesssssssss the gif catches Pablo’s mid-air bubble

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

The difference between Bengie and Buster is so incredible that it borders on humorous.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Appropriate GIF is appropriate.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

And if you look carefully, Pablo blows a bubble while in the air.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIRE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Clint Barmes'

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

are we looking at FP & Flemming after Kruk & Kuip retire?

by justhangin on Jul 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd die.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

banned

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

how could you

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our only hope.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 15, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

then we’re screwed.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this his senior photo or recent?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

did anyone else say wtf to the sabathia toyota commercial?

by panda revival on Jul 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

it was just kind of strange to see him in a local commercial, even though he grew up around here.

by panda revival on Jul 15, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What time do I need to get there on Sat to get a bobblehead?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

It depends how long you want to wait in line. People start lining up like 4 hours in advance, no joke.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I get there 2 hours before, will I get one?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think so. You’ll probably just have to wait in a long ass line, but the line will be moving b/c the doors open 2 hours before start.

I make no guarantees though. The Timmy one will be extra popular.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Early

I went to the game last year for the Randy Johnson bobblehead and the lines were backed up all the way to the parking lot two hours before the game.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

That sucks

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would get there at least an hour before the gates open.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

this.

i got there at 4 at a 6:05 game. BARELY got the timmy bobblehead

by Unitard on Jul 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes Timmy

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

My 4 year old kid refers to him as “the guy with the girlish hair.” He’s her favorite accordingly.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice jinx FP

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FP just suggested that the guy in FRONT of the pitcher bunt

WHO PAYS THIS MAN

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 15, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

THE SQEEEEEEEEZE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up FP.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Whaaaat? Dontrelle Willis signed with the Giants?

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

D-TRAIN BABAY!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waiting for Boof moved?

by kingofthacove on Jul 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT!!!???!??!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL You

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

JEROME WILLIAMS IS AN ATHLETIC

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW WE CAN DURTY 4 HART!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

QUICK!!

Someone should make a fanshot and/or fanpost!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I started working this week, so I can’t obsessively check the site 24/7 anymore.

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay, for you!
Congrats, etc…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JOBS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL STEVE JOBS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLANTENNA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made a deal with my brother to trade him my iPhone update thingy for a ticket to one of the Roger Waters shows in December.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

upgrade?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow... Rodger Waters!!! LOVE IT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i may be late on this...

but dontrelle comes home!

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

We could use his bat in the lineup.

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

we could use his pitching

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN FRESNO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not with the way he’s been pitching in the past few years.

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

doesnt mean the giants pitching staff in the minors can’t help him out

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re not miracle workers.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, do i get any kind of credit for optimism?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like payday loan type of credit.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have plenty of credit

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

None!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can i adopt him then?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OR IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you going to make an orphan out of Brock Bond?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can be twinz!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take Brock.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOO

i’m keepin Brock

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you will get nothing, AND LIKE IT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough walks for you?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

isnt he from oakland?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well back to the bay area at least.

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn’t he just in oakland though?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona IRRC

Jerome Williams was in Oakland

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

*IIRC

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. Late.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

better late than...

never

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

and hey, i saw armando benitez is free

by justhangin on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

free as in ..he’ll pay YOU to put him on the team.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then blame you for something

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

was that not a dumb decision to bunt over?

by aaroncallagher on Jul 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm going to withhold judgment

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a really dumb decision.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just didn’t want to say that and jinx it and have Pagan drive in two.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially since he failed the first time.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

HYMNS.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

HAW HAW METS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Mets

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

You live in LA, BE VERY AFRAID.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a pretty word!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that a Silversun Pickups song?

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know who that is.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woa, really? is it pouring there?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

20% chance of T-storms there, gotta love that tropical moisture

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flash Flood warning in Palmdale

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn!

See, this is what i would like to happen to the Bay Area some time during the summer, happens so rarely

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

April showers bring May flowers
What do July showers bring?
Extra hot brush fires in September!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE CORRECT MEROPE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

I prefer charred earth to rolling hills of dead grass.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuz I’m praying for rain
And I’m praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

That being said, I’m moving back there in September.

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

nm. I thought he was unscary enough to hurt us.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s creepy outside, huh?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was like looking outside to Mars earlier

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD JOB TIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I approve

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I like having Nate out there..

I’m not scared every time a fly ball is hit.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Belated dinner post:

Chicken pad thai.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Salami sandwhich

/broke

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought salami was relatively expensive.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if you’ve been eating it for the past four days.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you get a frequent salami buyers discount at your grocery?

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shop at WINCO

So everything is a lot cheaper there then places like Safeway.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a fine dinner.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love salami sandwiches.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. Provolone, salami and pesto on a sourdough roll. Ain’t nothing better.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a genius. I am doing this.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s totally awesome. I even brought the fixings camping this last weekend to eat for lunch.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Switch the pesto for lettuce, tomato, chili flakes, olive oil and vinegar and I’ll be soooo happy.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. Too busy. I like my sandwiches simple.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

You used to be mormon, right? Does that mean you can have more than one husband?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, used to be. Nah – that’s just twice as much dirty man underwear to wash. Not enough up-side.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll just go ahead and not make all the jokes my mind came up with.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. I think I can come up with a few, too.

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by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Portillo's!

Maxwell Dog

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need some teryaki

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was good

but it came with fortune cookies… ehhh

by chenster on Jul 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/runs are in your future/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did the cookie come from Taco Bell?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

My chili ruled.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whole wheat linguine and home made spicy pasta sauce (tomato-based), and a lovely old vine Zinfandel.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like your style.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. It’s very tasty!

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sauce sounds good. What do you put in it?

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by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Super easy: an onion, three garlic cloves, tomato paste, canned, chopped tomatoes (I always use low sodium), a tiny bit of sugar and salt, parsley and red pepper flakes. It’s actually a Weight Watchers recipe. :/

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good to me!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I simmer it for a long time. It’s better that way.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

People who don’t simmer live sad, lonely lives.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all in the reduction, wooohoo!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s kinda what I made last night, less the onion, and with tomato sauce instead of paste/chopped tomatoes. I put in 5 cloves of garlic (we like garlic), salt, italian spices, red pepper flakes. Then I added some half and half and a little butter, topped off with some parmesan. Ladled it over penne and sliced habanero sausage.

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by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG, awesome. I usually like sauce less chunky than this, so yours sounds better. I’ve never had habanero sausage – sounds amazing.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Costco, baby! It’s the Aidell’s brand. Yum.

And my fella doesn’t like chunky tomato, so I usually use some version of sauce or puree or paste for sauces.

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by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Jealous

Sweet potato chips.

by Chro on Jul 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALBACORE WITH EXTRA MERCURY

ON TOAST!

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by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOK AT MONEY BAGS LIVING ON HIS PILE OF CHEESE DUCATS

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bacon Cheezeborger with BBQ chipz

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inside the burger?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that would be interesting!!! naw

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toast, sausage, and frozen buffalo wings.

We’re going on a two week vacation and remodeling our kitchen, so it’s “eat all the food we have” time.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like butt pee to me.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea.. just doesnt look good at all

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not. But at least there wasn’t much sausage or buffalo wings left.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, that kinda saved ya

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although I did have leftover Panda Express for lunch, so I’m kinda expecting the butt pee now.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 15, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, that doesnt sound sound so hot

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have fun away from home! LOL!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like more runs.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Eat at TacoBell

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by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neener, neener, neener.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

and less buns

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could try Taco Bell if your chili didn’t get it done.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT BAY

that was a triple.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF Bay

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Bay sucked at D

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s kind of hilarious that Tim had that one big hitting game and I don’t think he’s had a hit since.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

he had a hit last game I think..

Well he has 4 hits now, 3 in the Dodger gam.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

heating up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

His swing doesn't look bad..

But he has bad results.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 hit last start.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that game was awesome

i went with a bunch of dodger fans, and rubbed it in their faces that timmy single handedly beat the dodgers for about three weeks. it felt good

by panda revival on Jul 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LEADOFF!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Scott and Nate

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT HITS NUCKIES SO WELL

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

OWNAGE ON ALL KNUCKLEBALLERS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We aren’t going to score a run without Posey being involved.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Top Chef Fans

Is padma the most pretentious person on earth or is it me?

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

nicely done.

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice use of “you’re.”

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The food channel just makes me hungry, so I don’t watch it.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top Chef is on Bravo, not the Food Channel.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, same thing but not really.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s much better than the first season’s hostess.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I counter with any and all of the judges on Work of Art. Padma is nothing compared to them.

Like, this was a legit piece of criticism: “This is way too literal. I don’t get what you’re trying to say here.”

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god, Work of Art is probably Bravo’s worst show. Apart from the Real Housewives series.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 15, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, Real Housewives. I admit, I find New Jersey and New York entertaining, but Atlanta is just too much and Orange County is getting old. DC and Beverly Hills look interesting, but I’m sure they’ll be just as bad.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are the most annoying jackasses.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

It was hundreds of degrees in Sac today.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

96 in MOraga

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

and tomorrow’s ’poseda be worse.

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by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im out of town tomorrow thank god, but i am afraid for my trees.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

water them well in the morning…
or get a whatchacallit soaker nozzle and leave the water on just a little.

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Nozzle” always cracks me up for some reason.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

/she said “nozzle.”/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank goodness I work in an office and have a good AC at home.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it didn’t seem bad until I left work around 6, and I almost died.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please don’t die

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. I’m inside with the central A/C right now, thank goodness. I’m thinking about going swimming later.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to go swimming tomorrow morning… EARLY… before the arthritis class takes over the pool.

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figure if I go around 10, all the loud kids will be gone.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

F.P.

“Hosey”, really?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring back Ray Fatto!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ban him

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WAS JUST A WARNING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is but one simple man of baked goods tossed temporarily into the chasm?

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

First, they came for Cookyman

And I did not speak up, because I was too busy making TWSS jokes.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 15, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then, they came for Pika

And I did not speak up, because I wasn’t drunk.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then, they came for Lars

But I didn’t speak up, because LOL LARS

by speckops on Jul 15, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA, being drunk is fucking awesome, because NOTHING MATTERS TO YOU

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO MUCH THIS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't make me warn you too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, whatever, it's not like i haven't been warned before

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEA RLY!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

APPARENTLY YOU CANT DISAGREE WITH JPONRY OR HOWIE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got the cat attacks the babysitter gif, what’s not to love?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

and i loved it! because i never saw it before

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty hilarious.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to feel left out.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

gosh you guys are so demanding

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'RE NOT ALL GUYS HERE JPONRY!!!! JEEZE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe I haven’t gotten warned lately. I’m always in trouble for using this place like a chat room.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

you and me both, sister

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

Thank you jponry, I really enjoyed that.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummmm, i dont want to know

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if it was a he or a she, but they definitely said that.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. Warn me, dammit!

POSEY SUX
POSEY SUX
POSEY SUX
POSEY SUX
POSEY SUX
POSEY SUX
POSEY SUX
POSEY SUX
POSEY SUX
POSEY SUX

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOAH, living in the danger zone there.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What you just said, even in jest, made me cut my wrists.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 15, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIGHT THE POWER

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This qualifies as a warning

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Jponry

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’d I miss?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on this was totally justified

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jponry abusing power???

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s always so confusing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Heh.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHH HA HA HA

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by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jponry looks beautiful and seductive in that picture

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

the gif kind of loses something w/o the animation

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Warn me next! Warn me next!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't know you looked so seductive jponry

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't know you were into older women

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HECK YEA, older women know what's up

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we all know what’s up, PiKA.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no you didn't go there

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh snap

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

NIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

NIGHTMARES

Also the dream sequence in All Dogs Go To Heaven.

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

everything about Watership Down

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brave Little Toaster. What the HELL.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUN

Not as scary when I saw it later. Wave of forks!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I totally forgot about how scary that shit was.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/makes a Cookyman is young joke

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

DRUNK PIKA IS A MOD???

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by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEA RIGHT, never in a million years

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN CORA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

THE K MONSTER

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FEED IT

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD WRIGHT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

There is a spot on the bench for you Wright. STFD

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL METS

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by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a sweet pitch to wright

by justhangin on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Franchez, Huff, Posey

Time to run this annoying kunckler!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

but now we gotta deal with the “we have only 1 run” problem

by justhangin on Jul 15, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Shoot the gap!

I enjoyed that. I don’t know why.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS….

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FRED!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFFMENTUM

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Wilson's shoes

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh

Freddy Sanchez has an OPS of .701 – I’m really glad we made that deal, and pay him $6M for it when Felipe Lopez and Kelly Johnson were available.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

COULD FREDDY SANCHEZ WIN THE BATTING TITLE THO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXCITED KUIP

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by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Sup

Nice throwins by Timmy I see.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck You Infield Shift

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

How many teams play the shift against Huff?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SHIFT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh FP

“17 Taters”

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

GERALD!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

WAY TO GO POSEY, and damn

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT HUFF!~

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY IS A GOD!
Damnit Huff!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

BAH

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY

but baserunning =(

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Huff

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSS

NOOOOOOOO

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER YOU'RE KIDDIN ME

OH HUFF, DUH

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by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

This is just stupid effing baserunning

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

if he kept his hand on the bag

different story

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw, huff. :(

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside would have gone to 2nd base

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside would have scored

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

NNOOO HUFFF NOOOO

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF YOU MORON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

MORAN*

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i blame that on FP…

by EastBayGiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

overhustled

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up, FP

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Also FP needs to stop talking

or I need to turn on the radio.,

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon and Flem are calling a solid game tonight

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm? (I didn’t hear it)

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The recording of the show was lost, so it was just Jon and Flem doing it.

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

win-win!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! Wish I’d heard it.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon said it was a shame because it was a fantastic show, especially the questions part.

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi-freaking-larious!

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawt.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Business as usual

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO THANKS

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by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe Ishikawa is hitting 5th.

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

but he had a couple of good games

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tapping in to the asian market

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 15, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHOWCASING!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gave up his career as a guitar player apparently.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of ugly people in this Metro PCS commercial.

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy SHISHKABAB!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fucking hate those commercials.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

But stereotypes are so funny! And the Indian stereotype theme has barely been tapped!

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make sure to tune into the fresh new comedy: OUTSOURCED!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, they enrage me. I probably need to calm down, but sheesh. That shit is BAD.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really can’t believe that not only did the first one stay on the air so long, they’re making more. In the Bay Area especially, you’d think some people would be more openly outraged. Oddly enough, it doesn’t seem to be the case.

But yeah, they’re pretty wrong.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, they must be testing well, which makes me even CRAZIER.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHISHKEBOB!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEET HOLY MOLY!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: So I've got a quail family living in my backyard

Why the hell is my backyard so attractive to animals and their offspring? I’ve got the daddy quail standing on my fence half the day serving as lookout, glaring at my kids if they even try to go out to play.

The quail chicks are super tiny and super cute, though. I guess we’ll have to deal for a little while.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

haha, i kinda missed the quails when i was in Ohio, they’re pretty cute. At least you don’t have a freaking turkey family in your backyard

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that quail attacks your children, just eat him.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, quails are cute.

My dad and I were sitting outside at a restaurant on the American River yesterday, and a whole group of ducks flew over us and then landed on the river. It was awesome. I love wildlife.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. I had to watch Babette’s Feast for a film class, and in one scene they cooked quail, and then ate their skulls. It was traumatizing.

And then my friends who were taking the class were like, “Mmmm, that looks so good.” I can’t imagine eating quail after seeing the baby ones waddle around.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 15, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is eerily similar to the story about the crabs on Top Chef last night.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is. I somehow keep seeing creatures being killed and eaten. I’ll be a vegetarian at this rate.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 15, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how a friend of mine turned.

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by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, that wouldn’t be so bad, I guess.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, don't think i'll ever go vegetarian

i just by grass fed

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They eat them in France all the time, and the Japanese love quail eggs.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quail is delicious.

by speckops on Jul 15, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not bad. I had hard boiled quail eggs at Masa’s one time, and they were kinda good.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed!!!!

it’s sad though because here in Lafayette, every time i drive through the area i see turkeys, and every time i see the turkey’s i just say to myself, “Fucking turkey’s” because they go out in the middle of the road thinking they’re hot shit

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: concerning the Tigers (second favorite team), i thought it was pretty sweet that Boesch sought help from Al Kaline because he was all worried about not getting home runs. Just think it’s cool

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

No way – the Tigers are your second team? Mine, too! My daddy raised me on Giants first, then Tigers second (his childhood team).

You’re aight, man.

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by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i got family in Detroit, and spent a few summers out there, also a few winters, but yea, Al Kaline, Ty Cobb (who i wish i saw play), Cecil Fielder, some great players right there, i still have my Bobby Higginson jersey… but that’s sweet!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

My closet is full of Giants jerseys, plus 2 Tigers jerseys.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the names of the tigers are?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No names – just blank. =(

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually that doesnt even matter

Tigers logo>>>>>>>>Giants logo

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh dont be a homer

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That tiger looks surprised it has teeth.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's jponry looking at?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno if I can say that, but it is pretty cool.

One of them is a “Cooperstown” version, with pinstripes.

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by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhh, yea, that’s tight, i’m just not a big fan of that though, I’ve always been a fan of the simplicity of the logo, and the “D” is just so simple, plus i love the colors

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This Timmy - I like

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

wow Timmeh

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 15, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD EISENHOWER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWO

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

2

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL METS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMMMMAH!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

TWOOOOOOO

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO

But wow, Uribe didn’t even come close to touching 2nd base on that turn.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 15, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

omg I can’t wait to hear Jon call the double play

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

oh fuck Flem is calling this inning

fuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/banned

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

no problem with Flem

he just doesn’t call the double plays as well as Jon does.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh... well... yea... sure...

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/BANNNNNNEEEED

and /FLAGGED

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball!

oh, wait….

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 15, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Right now, a man wearing a hood is tickling our toes with needles.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, I didn’t know that Jim Thome was on the Twins.

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Twins

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s having a really nice year too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

147 OPS+.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh this just made remember the “Not So Lil’ Thome” rumors.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

*made me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dare I ask?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a huge dick.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy at less than 80 pitches through 7. Friggin sweet.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 15, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ANOTHER RUN PLEASE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

or NO MORE RUNS for either side

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 15, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That'll work too.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe looks like he's just hoping to run into one

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Good pitching is good

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Pablo to do something good

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like the Giants to score some more runs for Timmy.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up, FP.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice snag

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

dumb celebration

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d get out of the way of a Red Delicious too.

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuji all day.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try a Jazz apple. Your life will never be the same.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love the Jazz.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

109 X

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The roto could use a little work.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a good AB

bad result, but still a decent AB.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Nasty Knuckle

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a sweet pitch

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, MLB.tv

Show me a few dozen more Suzuki commercials. It will totally make me want to buy a car.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 15, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S BETTER THAN AN A4, FOR REALS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only get Yahoo commercials.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

first pitch

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think cookyman is getting banned.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

not much

Posey is still good

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 15, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray Ratto Sweaters

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray Ratto is a walrus.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s harvest him for his tusks and blubber.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, good day for my pokemonz, thanks Pablo/Buster/Dickey

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Blah

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

This offense has reverted back

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

by this

I mean the Giants.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carter

Played with him in AAU summer ball

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

lulz

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you implying here?

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is the Ace and Gary picture relevant?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought all he does is catch touchdowns? WTF was that?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Which Chris Carter is this one?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

The Minnesota Viking of course

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not the black one.

by speckops on Jul 15, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

STANFURD ONE

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

X-Files Creator

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

kdl and can of corn better stop whining now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!!???????

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warning slut.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, fantastic!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will stop whining. About that anyway. ;)

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

woooooooo, lil weird

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU

You win the Mod of the Day award.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howie, Natto, I just want to say my mod of the day vote is definitely for sale.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

I finally got my warning. And it was AWESOME!

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad you enjoyed it :)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We never say that.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've been around some weird women

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was unbelievable.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like all warning should involve the Old Spice Guy from now on.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

his twitter was pretty funny, but he’s not doing that anymore :(

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit – now I feel left out. I got an old lady, not the old spice guy.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got Lucille Bluth though, she is the greatest person of all time

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA!!! Arrested Development!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve told this story, I think, but I’m telling it again anyway. I took a Which Arrested Development Character Are You quiz, and I was Lucille.

/alcoholic

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You rule.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my favorite scenes is when she’s drinking a martini in the model home and spilling it everywhere. Later, after she’s gone, George Michael comes in and does a massive slip and fall and goes, “Was Gangy here?”

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yesssss. And then Tobias slips too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, I think says, “was Lucille here?” It is awesome every time.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY!! I'm an alcoholic too!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm well... nevermind

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m George.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not good, is it?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Define ‘good’.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love George.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, what are you doing later?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOT!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

extremely HOT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PIKA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea yea yea

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Criminal, traitor, terrible father… Not too bad.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. I want to be a heartless self-absorbed drunk when I’m an old lady, just like her.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely. There are probably unlimited options for gifs you can use, too.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Behold, the Old Spice voicemail generator, based off of this video.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 15, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU MYMCLIFE!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

I’ve never been warned.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, it’s Lincecum’s 109th game.

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

what is his record?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

NFW

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What will happen to the space/time continuum when he reaches 109 pitches?

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is not allowed to happen

like nothing can be faster than the speed of light.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

Scientists will eventually increase the speed of light to get around that little problem.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

K Monster

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift A

So this Timmy kid is pretty good. Maybe we should keep him around.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh, he wasn’t good enough to pitch in the All Star Game!

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I remember Cora being annoying in the last Mets series too.

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ex Dodger

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Tim.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

TimmaH!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster

Taking over, one city at a time.

@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 15, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD PANDA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Huff

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda! Nice catch.

by Chro on Jul 15, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Panda almost taking out Huff

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Buffalo defense comes through!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY@

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ACROBATIC

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PANDA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

GG Timmy.

PH, then B Wheezy in the 9th.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently so.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff :)

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Panda.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ

Gameday is reporting that Panda ran like halfway to the left-field wall to get that popup. Is that accurate?

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 15, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda ran like halfway into the left-fielder.

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Bochy will let Tim start the ninth.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Then pull him after one batter.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was too slow.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take That, FAT!

go panda

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

OFFENSE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY TIMMEH

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

yaaaaaaaaay Timmy

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Big Time Timmy Jim!

by Chro on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

this is Timmy’s all-star game

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

ELI PINCHRUN!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY TIMMY!!

HA HA HATERS

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by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMEH!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLELMER

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

F U GUYS

i’ll create my own runs

by chenster on Jul 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BENCH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s why I’ve never been a fan of salmon eggs.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that too.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite pronunciation

It was early on in Ichiro’s first season here, and some caller on the radio called him “i-KIE-roh.” Like he was Greek or something.

by Murray, Present on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comcast get new cameras during the AS break?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Really? I guess I dont remember.

They sure seem to be showing the angle over the LHB shoulder quite a bit tonight.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t bring them out that often. Maybe they’re expensive.

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aloha from Maui

Just got in from the day’s adventures…so Timmy’s dealin’?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s doin’ aight.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

woooooooo

yea, he’s dealing, have fun out on the islands

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, he just got a hit. And, it’s his 109th game!

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know Elmer Dessens was still in the majors

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

“What’s Rowand going to do here?”

Something pathetic.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: ANYBODY WAKING UP EARLY FOR THE BRITISH OPEN??

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NO

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

jerk

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH

WHAT OF IT?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

shush you!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

NUH UH

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/will watch almost any sport except golf.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tiger woods=awesome

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome at sexing the ladies.

by Murray, Present on Jul 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

still one of the best golfers of our time

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand better not....

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, he’s going to NOW, jinxer!

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, not saying I would make a better manager, but

I would totally PH for Rowand here.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

But he can hit the nuckie!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he is the leadoff guy

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Panda’s weight were really a problem, wouldn’tit be more likely to affect his D than his O?

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

It does affect his D.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

but

his d is better this year than last. I’m referring to the OMG PANDA CAN’T HIT CUZ HE’S SO MUCH FATTER meme.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think being fat isn’t too much of a barrier to hitting. Running, on the other hand….

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay hustle

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

Oh.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

NO OUT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy VROOOM

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Good slide.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

rollover single

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Watching Lincecum run...

worrysome. I really don’t want him gassed / running with the 9th coming up.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

If we score a few runs, we could just take him out

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, his legs looked kind of wonky as he went into 2nd. It scared me.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don't want him hurt.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awkward slide is awkward.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That bunt was stupid

why the hell wouldn’t you bunt at 3b? Or Swing away?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

That was kinda shitty.

Just the like Mets bunting earlier with one out and runners on 1st and 3rd in a one run game. LOL DECISION MAKING.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That was terrble..

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t mind the 1st and 2nd bunt.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Gameday got confused by the Aaron Rowand AB

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Infield singles..

Bochy thinks he’s hot right now.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday normal routine

Aaron Rowand hits GB to left side → Aaron Rowand Grounds out.

No Out Recorded on Play→ DOES NOT COMPUTE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTH is “100% natural lime flavor” supposed to mean?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

At least it gets timmy off the field

can get rested up a bit to finish it off.

Cain is Able ...

by Norcalfan10 on Jul 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

PS - Freddy Sanchez OPS below .700

just saying. The euphoria over his early success shouldn’t detract from the fact that he’s a thoroughly mediocre player.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

nah. hes just streaky. I would say slightly above average so longs as he plays second base

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

based on what?

he’s a mediocre player. he’s not bad by any means, but he’s simply not good.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

plays good defense, doesnt walk alot but he hits for high average. He goes cold for long streches but always ends up around 300. Hes not great by any means but his D plus his average makes decent.

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no reason to complain about Freddy Sanchez.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of wish he wasn’t hitting second

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who do you want to hit there?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

brandon belt

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed. but id rather have him hitting second than renteria which is apparently the only other option

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

contract maybe but not the player

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a below mediocre hitter

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

but if you ask baggs
At least Freddy Sanchez has been worth the wait.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah rly

expecting analysis from Giants beat writers… not likely.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

when was that quote from?

by kingofthacove on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arrested Development.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah dude just isn’t that good

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s still on pace to be worth over 2 WAR over the season. worth the salary.

by kingofthacove on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

the xb power isn’t as good as hoped, but he’s still putting up a good .348 OBP

by kingofthacove on Jul 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

fangraphs replacement level...

is like, bruce bochy. still a misallocation of resources.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

he puts up a good OBP and plays great D. he’s a good player for a 2B.

what’s wrong with fangraphs’ replacement level?

by kingofthacove on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Career .335 OBP

Not really good. OK.

He’s a slightly below average hitter for a 2B, but plays good defense. OK player overall. There were better options to sign, but that train has passed.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s the average OBP among 2Bs?

by kingofthacove on Jul 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This year, .334 in the NL.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

another lefty to face Huff?

has anyone on the Mets seen some of the archived footage from the Giants’ past roadtrip?

by The Franchise on Jul 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t Pedro Feliciano come out with a song?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s José Feliciano.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

FELIZ NAVIDAD!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB At Bat

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Also, Yelp, Accuweather, Chipotle, ESPN, Fandango, IMDB.

And, if you use Twitter, I love Echofon.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t tried Echofon. I’m going to drive over to the App Store and check it out.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer the full-shaft stroke.

by speckops on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

words with friends

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

play me!
sn: Bballpitcher2
ceative I know.

/struggles to maintain 32 games

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Creating a game now

Mikescout6

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have tried to make a game with you several times

It sits there, ignored and unplayed.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm weird. I haven’t seen any open games. Was that you I was playing when I sent invites?

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont think so.

It’s up on mine though.
Words with Natto
“house” played 21 days ago.

I think Dr. Stankus was having the same problem

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU BASTARD

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

SNOOTY NATTO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t get honey on your vuvuzela

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB at Bat
Angry Birds
Pandora
Kindle for iPod
Google Earth

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is Angry Birds? I keep hearing about it.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get the free version, try it out.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

around me, yelp, textnow, whatsapp, skype, yahoo messenger, shazam, red lazer, google earth, cambio, dictionary!, audio books, worldmate,

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

shazam

I like the kindle app as well.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

icanhasLOL
Fandango
The Onion
Wikipedia
Google

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

I do get a kick out of foursquare

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER TIME!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheater

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

CHEATER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright Alright Alright!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha, POSEY WITH THE BASES JACKED

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLMETS!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOOGY

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go Buster!

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster grand slam coming up

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Manuel

Bullpen roulette

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY WALK WITH ME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

And now the old water buffalo walks to the watering hole to make way for the young beast.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT KINDA CHEESE HE THROW FP???

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

gouda… goes well with salami…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swiss

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

gorgonzLOLa

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Muenster

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do I hear a “Let’s go, Posey” chant?

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

You do.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. I think there’s a “Posey, Posey, Posey” chant too.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Mets

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

It worked!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand Vroom!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL METS!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND DID SOMETHING GOOD!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

IN PLAY RUNS!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Ummmmm, i’m not too sure about that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SAFE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOT

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND VROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY FC!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

itz magick up in heah

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

RIBEYE!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Mets announcers just said “Ike made the right play.”

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahah GROUND ATTACK

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL IKE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats why he’s the leadoff hitter

by aaroncallagher on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

omg

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

classy

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

win

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Ish

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Wouldn't this be a good time to use Pat of the bench?

bases loaded situation, patient hitter.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

If Sanchez put down a good bunt,

Aubrey walks.. Timmy is out at home.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

or maybe crushed by the mets catcher

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOO

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN DOUBLE PLAY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ISHI

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh Ishi

really? A fly ball was that frigging hard?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

can burrell please start playing again? and torres

by aaroncallagher on Jul 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

REVENGE OF THE GIDP!

Only 1 run outta that.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL excitement!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there has to be at least one per game. Those are the rules, right?

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jul 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi batting 5th today

was a BORK special.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Had to slip a double play in there somewhere.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Bases loaded with 1 out, TWICE, and only one run scores.

/facepalm

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants baseball

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishi back down to Earth.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon doesn’t do “TWOOOO” when the Giants GIDP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

How many does he do?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was just like “double play.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pshh.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ehhh, this is somewhat appropriate

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow its like here emotions are in her hands

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

burn

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 early 4 Gifs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not exactly a celebration gif, though.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

but, that’s not a celebration gif, that’s a “WTF ARE YOU DOING HITTING INTO A DOUBLE PLAY??” frustration gif

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

GiDPikawa

It's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres sighting!

It's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry if this has been asked already.

What happened to the outfield grass?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

pagan rituals

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Jose.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Lennon’s zombie

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scorpions.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one from my garage?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He met up with his vicious friends!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn him!

/still checks the floor carefully whenever I go into the garage

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheesh.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mess.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIYOOOOOOO

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Timmy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

It couldn’t hurt to have someone warming up just in case, could it?

by Natto on Jul 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S TIM'S GAME!!!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might hurt feelings.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you David.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Timhas been efficient

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

finish with 109 pitches?

by aaroncallagher on Jul 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

hi there, FB command!

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson in the pen wouldn't be the worse thing around

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Those orange shoes might distract the players.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S HIS GAME DAMMIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, maybe he’s tired?

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Sore ass from sliding?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or something.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL I love Jon and Dave

It's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

One more!

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

/Standing

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD BELTRAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Flaps furiously with anticipation.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

wow…bochy not pulling tim after 8 2/3

by justhangin on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

COME ON TIMMY!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

thehavenot is standing

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PANDA

COME ON TIMMY!!

It's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Davis has the same breaking pitch at the back foot weakness that our young lefties do.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGTIMMY

COMPLETE GAME SHUTOUT!!!

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDDY SUCKS

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I enjoyed that pitch.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I enjoyed that game.

by speckops on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY MOLY!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOT

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

/stands

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE IT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT! GREAT STOP!!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

COMPUTER RAPE INCOMING

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDDY SANCHEZ

FUCK YEAH TIMMY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

unf

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

double unf

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

109 PITCHES!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad, because it would have been pretty insane if he’d pitched a 109 pitch complete game in his 109th game.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Freddy Sanchez.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the kind of play a guy makes in a no-hitter or perfect game. I loved it.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s been a ridiculously long time since we’ve had a second baseman with even reasonable range.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad he’s a pile of shit.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, someone took things a little too personal.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Freddy Sanchez is a fantastic player, and anyone who thinks otherwise is silly.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

he was reading this topic before the inning and got pissed

by kingofthacove on Jul 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully it gets him hitting.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

based on what?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Based on the fact that hopefully it gets him hitting.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice way to end it

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Love it!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

SANCHEZ ISN'T MEDIOCRE!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

So

Timmy got his 50th win in his 109th game? How appropriate.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

110 pitches

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes the world is just so goddam simetrical.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

recd

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Where the Sanchez haters? Where they at? Just point ’em out to me.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

great play

still mediocre player.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

There you is. u ded, dawg

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

There!!! I see one in Sunnyvale. Let’s bump him.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay winz! Yay Mr. F!

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

That's some CYA shit, Boy!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!

It's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t tell me what to do, failed .gif

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

VISIT CREEPYGIF.COM TO SEE THIS ANIMATION

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

VISIT CREEPYGIF.COM

to view this HUGE GIF animation

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit I can see it

It's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIMMY!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Firefly reference?

It's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 15, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOM

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU CHARLIE MANUAL FOR NOT PITCHING TIMMY IN YOUR DUMB LITTLE FAKE-ASS GAME!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL "MANUAL"

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a good read on the AL hitters.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

From AmyG
Just saw #sfgiants Bochy in dugout. His face is bleeding from taking Cora’s 6th inning foul ball off his jaw! Ouch

Yowza

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

gamer

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugly finder

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Photobucket

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

woo

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tony Time

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

sl

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy: Buster called a really good game.

Suck it, Molina.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

But, I mean, of course he would say that. It’s not as if he can say that Buster sucked.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Congrats on the big call-up to Fresno! Now, try not to have a 7.50 ERA after you make your next start.

by rhys on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy G. has a problem with adverbs.

“You had a real good start in Milwaukee.”
“He’s been playing spectacular.”

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe they mistreated her in school and she is still traumatized.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody forward this Amy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWYmEICNgOQ

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s kinda baseball speak. Players always say things like that.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy actually seems like he buys into the whole Buster isnt ready stuff

“especially for a guy that young”

by aaroncallagher on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn’t he like 2 years younger?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that made me laugh, like Timmy’s such an old grizzled veteran…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, where’d the sweaters go?

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Perhaps they were wearing them to mock Ratto?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The incinerator. Hopefully.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bottom of a birdcage I would hope.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Buster caught it? And it was a shutout? Is there something I’m missing?

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie

snuck in wearing a posey mask. That’s the only logical explanation. The real Posey would have let at least 10 pitches go by and repeatedly throw the ball back to pablo instead of timmy. That’s just what rookies do.

by diffra on Jul 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

how did Buster Posey possibly manage to catch a complete game shutout?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie must still be mentoring him

by walkie talkie or something

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And in his first game catching Timmy this year.

They really worked around the 86 passed balls and 24 throws into center field.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cthulhu was involved.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

do we really need to give pablo a $100 gift certificate to a restaurant?

by kingofthacove on Jul 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

My post-game song tonight!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm-Vh3j8sys

COME SAIL AWAY!

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Will I be mocked if I admit this is one of my favorites? Styx Grand Illusion was my first cassette tape purchase.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo sounds pretty upbeat

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s improved his English a ton.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they interview him on the radio?

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He speaks really good English for someone who’s only been in America for 5 years.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol speaks english good

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL not being able to read a sentence.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

does it count that i read it more closely after i posted?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry. Snark + being wrong = mockery.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/approved

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he sounds good. Makes me happy for him.

It's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 15, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did FP just say, “he looked hitterish from the get go”?

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

You misheard. He said ‘haterish’, and he was talking about Aadik.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, I see. LOL.

by kdl on Jul 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man gifsoup is moving slow as hell tonight, did we kill it?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO

It's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Gary Radnich

/fail

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Win
Dodgers Lose

Sleep well tonight McCoven

by ACgiant97 on Jul 15, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

:')

yes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moving up in the standings.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Urban about Pablo

Or maybe last year he just had career numbers vs. LHP. We do not know enough about him to know one way or the other.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a nice quick game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo

was thinkin about bangin jaymee sire that whole interview

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 15, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

aw, i forgot about that…boo me

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 15, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DO NOT WANT TO LISTEN TO THE BLOVIATED BULLSHIT!!!
GET TO THE POSTGAME WRAP ALREADY!!!!!!

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by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

does anyone anywhere like Radnich and Bip?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Turned off the TV, turned on the radio.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like Radnich a lot.

by aaroncallagher on Jul 15, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

My pick

Buster Motherfucking Posey

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this outcome.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I disagree with your existence!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey isnt the face of the giants

C’mOn RaDnIcH!?!?!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I know this postgame is shitty! Im out

by ACgiant97 on Jul 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it my imagination… or is it taking longer and l o n g e r
for them to get to the postgame wrap?

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by Merope on Jul 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Radnich is so awful

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I tried committing suicide just now. The gun jammed. I cant stand this.

by sleeknerve on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mets SBN site refers to Buster as “Giants catching menace, Buster Posey”

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

i like it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

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