Open GameThread, 7/15
New York Mets at San Francisco Giants, Jul 15, 2010 7:15 PM PDT
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SWOOP!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 13 recs
Awesome!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
excellent!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not worthy
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Sprlendid
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay Timmy!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOLineup
A. Rowand, CF
2. F. Sanchez, 2B
3. A. Huff, LF
4. B. Posey, C
5. T. Ishikawa, 1B
6. J. Uribe, SS
7. P. Sandoval, 3B
8. N. Schierholtz, RF
9. P T. Lincecum, P
Bork
Ok
Yay!
YAY!
OK
OK
WTF Panda?
Bork
awesome
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Botchy think Rowand is some sort of knuckleball savant or something?
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
that’s exactly what he thinks.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
duh,,,
Veteren Grit+Gamerness=Knuckleball master
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
If Timmy pitches badly tonight, Sabean will be looking to reacquire Bengie Molina.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Jul 15, 2010 6:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
This is when Pablo returns to form, right?
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Jul 15, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
/crosses fingers
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Can we start this game already?
I feel like this is longer than the offseason.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
You are right, Az. I’m standing up, staring at the blank TV.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Red Sox
Gave up a homer to Molina.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Anybody hear?
we signed Dontrelle to a minor league deal…
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
WHAT!!!??!?!?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s a fanpost and a fanshot… I should have added ‘/spit take’ or something.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
local ties, you know
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 15, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Totally unrelated, but apparently Schulman tweeted that Royals scouts are going to be at the game tonight. One would assume they would be scouting for a Dejesus deal. If it’s Jose Guillen I’m going to do something evil like tip my waitress 12%.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Jul 15, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU BASTARD
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Kuip just say, “It is bitchin’,” on the pregame?
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
Doesnt he say that a bunch?
P.S. F.P. ,ugh
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
yep

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 15, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
...

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
yup. good ol’ Yahoo!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
JAYMEE SIRE IS BITCHIN HOT
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 15, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
rec'd?
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Who?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
R. A. Dickey?
Yes, there is. And it’s cute.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
El Gallo del Cielo demands el beisbol. Ahorita!!!!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
‘it’
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
“Ahorita” means “right now.”
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
From heaven.
A su servicio, srta. sushi.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Heavenly Cock?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I appreciate your sacrifice.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
El Gallo Giro
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
whos the third knuckballer...
wakefield
dickey
?
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Charlie Haeger
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
This
Not Sammy Hagar.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Charlie Hough should come out of retirement. Now THAT would be a story.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Jul 15, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Ruined Van Halen
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
driving on 55?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is Radnich?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
dumb?
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Don’t watch, man.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Donkey Kong’s all about prohibition.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Jul 15, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
ahhh
Pablos gettin un-hitched :(
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Yes--
—which may account in part for his problems at the plate. I’ve never bought big into the idea of personal issues clouding performance, but he’s 23 and this is apparently a rough one for him, so it could well be.
(But I’d still weight his vision correction issues above his personal issues.)
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Not to mention the fact that there's Pablo spawn
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
My personal life played a big part in my athletic performance, a lot of guys a played with would say the same thing.
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on Jul 15, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Flaming Kuip show!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
What was he saying?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Flem is sitting in for Kruk.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus=Dexter Fowler
confirmed
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
except, Fowler had not established himself at the major league level, so the comparison doesn’t quite fit for Urban
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
They're not sending him down
at least, not before his Bobblehead day
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
im guessing he has the options left right?
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
probably
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Brandon Belt a double away from the cycle. Neat.
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
But they’re in the bottom of the 8th.
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
he may still have a chance. Richmond’s pen coughed up the lead and Belt is up 4th in the 9th.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
he also has a BB
is that the 5th wheel of the cycle?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re thinking of HBP.
/girtty gamer cycle
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
Gamer cycle:
SF, HBP, reached on an error (VROOOM!), and a stolen base.
I’d like to see a ‘ran over the catcher’ in there.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, running into something, whatever that might be.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Belt! He’s got a nice pelt!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He won’t melt!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
When he hits the ball, it leaves a welt.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
When he was a pitcher, he really dealt!
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
He k’d to end the game
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope that the sports guys from our city do more points than the sports guys from the other city.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 15, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
Ahhh
I’m earning money, there’s fresh fruit coming off the tree and Giants baseball on at night to keep me warm. Life is good.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Giants Pregame Live
Two fat, obnoxious guys and a moron who used to play baseball
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
rotto played Baseball?
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
The Sandoval Redemption
starts tonight. book it.
by 49erEmpire on Jul 15, 2010 6:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
i hope your right
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
You're, Brandon
Don’t make me come down there.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
im scared...and confused
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
I don't know who Im is
But you, yourself, should be scared
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
85º and raining…. It’s gettin’ weird
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
You’re kidding. Aren’t you in, like, Fullerton?
Gallo himself did nearly 20 years in Angel Land.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The end is near
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s one hundred and fucking two here in East Sac . . . but who has to be outside?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
I’m in Roseville and my AC has ran non-stop since noon.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Has "run", 49er
Don’t make me come up there.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Forgive me
The heat has played with my mind today.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I work in Roseville, but fortunately the office has good AC. Every time I went outside I made the bitter beer face. I also drive a black car; my shirt barely survived the drive home.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I hope your car doesn’t have leather seats.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
It does, but I have seat covers.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Also
I just realized that my joke looks like I’m talking about Palestinians. Is that how you read it? It’s not what I meant.
I was promised lasagna.
That’s how I’m going to be telling it from now on.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
the terrorist bit? Nah.
The Philistine bit, that was what you were getting at right? Philistine = Palestinian
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
Philistines were migrants from the Agean
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
or Aegean
lol
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Philistia = Palestea in different languages. So while the current habitants are ethnically distinct from the ancient residents (too many wanderers having showed up and all) a Philistine is literally a Palestinean.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
Actually no, though that's funnier
The Philistines were a people who lived in Canaan in biblical times (supposedly came from some island in the Mediterranean). Lived around what today is the Gaza Strip. Fought a lot with the Israelites.
I was promised lasagna.
And Iranian is the same word as Aryan.
Same word.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s just say that Sacramento/Riverside heat has caused the leather to lose some of its luster.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Mr. Merope works in Rocklin/Roseville he said it was 105º ish when he got into his [dark blue] car for the drive home… to East Sac.
just so im not mistaken, your mrs. merope yes?
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
No need to impose gender roles…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re actually both Mr. Merope. Hey gays!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
East Sac still has the best Korean barbecue I’ve ever had, over at Oz.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
Great info. I will totally go there this weekend.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
you will be even more grateful than those to whom I give free Chrome tips.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
Holy shit.
I just looked at their website. Holy shit.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Are you kidding? I’ve already used that Chrome baseball ref extension a half a dozen times today. It’s totally awesome!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Oz is really good Korean barbecue.
I’m really giddy that everyone loves that extension so much, though.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
no, no. But I help hire a lot of Chrome engineers, and it’s the product that I most believe in.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
I really like Chrome. It’s sleek as hell. I use it for almost everything but this site (for some reason it stops auto-refreshing on Chrome) and when I’m looking for torrents.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
yeah, it’s still unstable as all hell. My love of it has more to do with what it can be, than what it is. And I love the opensource widgets like the bb-ref thing.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
I can see where you’re coming from. I worked with Mozilla about 5 years back when Firefox was just starting off. It was a great place to be.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
My thermostat upstairs says 85, good thing I’m nice and cool in the basement.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahaha, i am so creeped out by them.
by aaroncallagher on Jul 15, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Even the world’s most annoying rooster is disgusted.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Radnich picks a Met as the performer of the night?
Ass.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
and shows the world that he’s an asshole
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
RussLOL Branyon
Branyan suffered a cut on his foot after running into a table on Thursday and was held out of the lineup, reports Shannon Drayer of ESPN Radio Seattle.
Spin: One of the odd, random injuries that pop up every once in a while. Consider him day-to-day.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
As I mentioned in the other thread, Latos was put on the DL for an injury sustained holding in a sneeze.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
It's more serious for sure..
Donno bout more random.
Eh, actually yeah prolly is.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
SANTANGELO?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WTFP?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
If he plans on getting out the side in a torture-free manner.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Hey, that doesn’t really kind of barely rhyme.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That is either Harpo Marx or Sammy Hagar
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR HEAD - A WIIIIIIIG!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Boch being stupid
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Remember Nate’s phantom shoulder injury?
Remember Derosa’s flappy tendons?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Tonight is FP night?!
OHHH NOOOOOZ
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Love lamp
hate F.P.
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Ray Ratto
is a walrus
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I had to laugh earlier. He was on KNBR and he was like, “Dude, I don’t want to be on the TV anymore than you all want me to be on there.” And they were like, “Were you thinking of doing a LeBron James style TV special to announce your move to CSNBA?” and he was like, “I think people would have burned down the Comcast building. And I would have been in the front of the mob.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ray ratto's
zipper is down in that commercial
I couldn’t help but notice.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 15, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
/Gallo begins leaping up and flapping again and again (can’t really fly) in a frenzy to see actual beisbol/
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
flapflaflapflapflap
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Willy Montage FTW
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 15, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
Say Hey!
BITCHES!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Can we have a dinner thread?
I just made some chili and I’m inordinately proud of myself.
Drinking it with this
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wow I'm not drinking the Chili
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DRINK THE CHILI OR NO DESSERT!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
GIVE IT TO ME
I AM HUNGRY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
If you come over right now, I’ll give you a bowl!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/jumps out window
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Salmon wrap with capers.
Bulgar wheat salad w/ tangerines.
A pint of Tetley’s when I get home.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
I keep meaning to try that brew. Don’t know that I’ve had an oatmeal stout before.
And also, you cooked chili in this heat? Are you crazy?
And also also, I’m still trying to decide what to make for dinner. I’ll probably toss a bag of orange chicken on the stovetop and call it done.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I am trying to get into the habit of making things that I can then separate out into servings and eat all week because I’ve been getting really lazy with lunches and dinners because I’m so tired when I get home :[
Also it’s never too hot for chili.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I usually do that for the fella – make enough for dinner so that he can set aside a serving for lunch. I’m nice that way. Except for tonight. Tonight I’m too lazy. Plus, he’s still got an extra serving of the chicken mole lasagna I made the other night for lunch tomorrow.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
That sounds amazing.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’ll admit – it’s super easy (especially if you use a rotisserie chicken) but really good.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Avocado and cheese sammich
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
One of my all-time favorites. What kind of cheese? What kind of bread? TELL ME!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Swiss cheese and a roll
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Grilled cheese on white
Ruffles and a George Killion’s Irish Red beer.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Spaghetti
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Seeds and grubs. And white wine.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Some random pasta with red sauce.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
when it’s hot like this I have trouble pulling dinner together. I guess that’s what teh womens are for.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 15, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess I should get me one of those, then.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Pics from both of you!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Cooking, making babies, cleaning- lots of stuff.
by Into the Void on Jul 15, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
/takes note
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 15, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Too bad Rowand isn't as good as him..
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he might be
but Willie is 79 years old, so…it’s close. toss up?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, I just got called into work :( GIVE EM HELL TIMMY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 15, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
TIMMY IS REALLY 52 YEARS OLD!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Even when I’m supposed to be on vacation, I still log onto MCC.
This is becoming a bad addiction.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
I did that, too. Don’t be ashamed.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Enemy territory.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s no vacation from this.
It’s not a job: It’s your life.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
/Begins crowing to the heavens to make the first pitch happen/
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
Good time to ask this..
So is Wright’s 400 BABiP sustainable? This is his 2nd year in a row now.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
definitive answer
Maybe. He is really good at hitting, but .400 is an absurd BABIP, 100 points over the league average.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
STRIKES!!
THROW THEM!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
I feel timmy doesnt like Buster
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
95 mph out of bed
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
FP
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 15, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
BURN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WTFP?!?
oh…that’s already been used
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 15, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
it still applies.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
What was that last pitch?
gameday called it an 88 mph fastball…
catch the ball, rook
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
LOL NOT STRIKES
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
Strikes plz
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Yay Jon Miller
KNBR woot
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
bah
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
Creepy Timmy look-a-like
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
timmyx2
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
That was a little girl they showed, wasn't it?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
thought the same thing
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
frick
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
THANK YOU, EXTRA BIG OUTFIELD
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
COCK SLOBBER
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch your mouth, Lars.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It makes my eyes look funny when I try
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
that was crushed
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
Haha Wright
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Gah - I hate when the eff up the outfield grass for non-baseball events
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
you’re gonna hate when the Cal Bears play here about 2 years
by 49erEmpire on Jul 15, 2010 7:25 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Why the fuck is FP's voice still coming out of my TV?
He shouldn’t be allowed in a broadcasting booth.
Jeaaaggaahh
HES IN YOUR TV!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 15, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t let him out!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Good piece of analyzing.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Meh, I’d take JT just because I like him.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
how did it not go out
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
I am loving life
Listening to KNBR online, drinking a Killian’s, reading the One Piece manga. Who says men can’t multitask?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
LOL WRIGHT
welcome to SF you douche
by 49erEmpire on Jul 15, 2010 7:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Posey would have gunned him
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Buster
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
TIMMY SMOKED IT
/RIM SHOT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ah, I figured it had to do with some arrangement for another event.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The Beatles ate it
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Natto killed it
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Posey will hit 2!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
nice prediction
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
He’ll have to if he wants to match Bengie’s 2 RBI’s.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't be such a dickey
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand v Knuckleball.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Bochy is so stupid
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Rowand took 1 pitch
progress.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL NADS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Rowand
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
SCOTT SUCKS!
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0 for 3 against Wakefield
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
TMI
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Psst – dude, it’s bad form to openly root for an opposing player b/c of your Pokemonz.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
That attitude will get you in trouble, young man/woman.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I know what's goin on, dude/chicka
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
pika is a MANWOMAN???
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on Jul 15, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
HOT
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forfeit the first out
/assumes Rowand is batting 10th
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 15, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
LOL MOLE
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
LOL MOLE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL MOLE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
shit
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
What a weird knuckleball.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I recall Huff looking really friggin silly trying to hit Wakefield. This doesn’t bode well.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 15, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
burn
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm FP and I used HGH
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Haha, how the hell do you catch a knuckle ball? seriously
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
“I always thought the knuckleball was the easiest pitch to catch. Wait’ll it stops rolling, then go to the backstop and pick it up.”- Bob Uecker
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
haha, i mean, wouldn’t you imagine though that this would be an easy pitch to steal off of?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL GIANTS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 15, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
Zzzzzzzzzzz.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I can’t do this. Time to listen on the radio
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
as an out of towner
I forget how much I take Krukow for granted until he’s not on.
So—I’m watching the Mets feed. ><
Kuip aint the same without Kruk
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Just wait til Kuip takes a series off and it’s Kruk and Papa.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh that’s right, you won’t care, you’ll be drunk.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
more like i'll listen to Flem or Jon
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
We already used our luck up on Burrel
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
NO% chance
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
a lot of failed starters become productive relievers.
by kingofthacove on Jul 15, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
He might have a chance, but his average fastball velocity is in the 80s and he’s walked over 7 per 9 the last two years. I guess I won’t completely count him out, but I wouldn’t put the chances very high.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
makes me lol every time
WHEEEEE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Shift-A
Damnit, I forgot we had FP this series.
Also, wtf is up with the outfield grass?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
THEY HAD A CONCERT THEIR YOU DUMMY!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
paul mccartney drove his car
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I thought Paul was dead?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Hes been dead since a few years after the Beatles formed, amirite?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Has any of the prospects traded for Cabrera and Willis done anything yet? I remember it was considered a crazy haul at the time.
I was promised lasagna.
Andrew Miller is walking like 7 per 9 in the minors. Maybin has been pretty good in AAA the last few years but really mediocre in the majors. He’s still only like 24 though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yea, i remember that discussion the other day, do you think Maybin has the potential to be a player in the majors?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Maybe. I think I read he’s injured this year again though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s really been bad at everything (hitting-wise) in the majors. I think he’s a good fielder, though.
I was promised lasagna.
And yeah, he’s young, but at some point, the Casey Stengel thing comes up (“He’s 24, which means he has a great chance to be 25 in a year.”)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
still stands, though.
I guess it’s like Carlos Gomez. Maybe it’ll click for him some day and he’s still only 25, but at some point, you have to just say, “Well, here we have a player with ~1300 PA at a .287 wOBA who has put up pretty much the same line for three years in a row.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh man, just when you thought it couldn't get worse for the guy
demoted last year to AAA, oh boy, poor kid, hope he can recover, since i’m interested in seeing what this kid can do, he’s a 5 tool guy, right?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He’s fast but I don’t think he’s projected to hit for much power anymore.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He wasn’t terrible last year for a CF if he’s a plus defender.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, he also took a ton of walks despite never having much power, so maybe he’s more patient than he’s seemed. There’s some hope.
I was promised lasagna.
Miller was decent for about half a season, but he’s back in the minors with Maybin.
by The Franchise on Jul 15, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD JASON BAY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HAW HAW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
I wonder where in SLO is Krukow? I wanna go find him
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
STFD, guy I'm glad we didn't overpay for in the last offseason!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
SUCKAS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
STFD, TOOL!
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
Pete Rose mode didn't work out so well..
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Pete Rose mode didn't work out so well..
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Swinging Strike (Blocked)
It’s still nice to see that.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 15, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
Pete Rose mode didn't work out so well..
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
SBN GLITCH!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
mother buster!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER YOU'RE KIDDING ME
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
fuck yea
Posey pokemonz
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
/samezies
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
THE HELL WITH YOUR KNUCKLEBALLS.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 15, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
LOL ISHI
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
At least it wasn't a GIDP!
/Consolation prize
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
BOOBY PRIZE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh God, Ratto in the third.
Time to change channels!
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
hopefully, they’ll tell him his fly is down
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF? These guys aren’t announcers, they’re talk show guests.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
TATERS
6 of them to be exact
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Travis swung as hard as it was thrown
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
Productive?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
i’ll see your jack, and raise you two queens
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on Jul 15, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
we have x-mo now?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
Cmon Uribe - just hit a damn fly ball
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL MET CATCHER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DAMNIT URIBE
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
damn
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
LOLRIBE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
we need another wild pitch
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
I’m listening to the radio, but I have a really hard time imagining Juan Uribe doing much against a knuckler
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
Kuip should try to get FP wasted in the booth.
Maybe then FP would be slightly tolerable.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
it’ll probably be a better strategy if we get wasted
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
good point, nsjb
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got here
First, a tweet from Schulman:
hankschulman More stuff I’ve heard: Houston’s Lance Berkman, who has five homers and a 1.223 OPS this month, is very much in play. Don’t know Gs interest
Second, who the hell is this guy who is not Kuiper?
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
eff pee
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WHO THE FUCK LET HIM IN THE BOOTH
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Someone left the door open
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Sadly
Still not worse than Rob Dibble.
He’s awful though. So awful.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
still
we won’t have to worry about Dibble doing Giants games.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s a home boy . . . if you’re (notice PiKa) from around here.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Strangley Enough, I wouldnt be opposed to this
it was a straight salary dump. But knowing Wade, he’ll begin with asking for wheeler.
Cain is Able ...
PABLO
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
PABLO ALL IS FORGIVEN!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I love me some Pablo
Bleeding orange and black since 1987
by TehGreekStallion on Jul 15, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
PANDAMONIUM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
TOO FAT
1-0 GIGANTES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh hey MLB.TV
Thanks for freezing right as Kuiper says “DRIVE TO RIGHT!”
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
PANDA!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Panda hats are back in style!
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo Sandoval drives in Buster Posey
With Nate Schierholtz on deck.
THE FUTURE IS NOW
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 15, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Is that his first extra base hit in 20-something days?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Glad we can stop posting that stat.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
And soon i hope we can stop posting things that say
Oh Pablo’s done, he’s never comin back, because i’ve said that as well
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
How clutch would a focused Panda in the 2nd half be?
Keep it going Pablo!
333/380/550 Sandoval in this lineup would be ridiculous.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
whatever works
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
got any?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
just turned it on why is fp announcing?
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers and playoff sharks fan
by warriorsalltheway on Jul 15, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
Krukow is touring with Paul McCartney.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Krukow is the original McCartney.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
let it be, meat
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I still believe
Posey
Sandoval
Belt
Neal
3-4-5-6
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
actually
maybe
Posey
Belt
Sandoval
Neal
2-3-4-5
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
anyone who tries to crush my dreams will be banned
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Buster Posey
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
. . . children at his breast, wonder how he . . .
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
oh fuck i didn't see this
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Buster Posey
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Buster Posey
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Buster Posey
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
. . . who will pay the rent ?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster Posey.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Did he think that money was heaven sent?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
you mean
Posey
Hart
Guillen
Lowell
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
RIP jct
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
NOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I hope he beats Dickey hard
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Seriously,
Panda at 80% of his ability last year, along with Buster and Huff and we actually have a good middle of the lineup.
Cain is Able ...
Somebody should have Bonds talk to Panda about how to focus on baseball when your life outside of baseball is in the shitter.
+25
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
+762
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on Jul 15, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know about that, Merope. What’s this thing called “concentration?” Why can’t you show up and play as a release from the real world?
Good Lord, he’s 23!!
At that age, Gallo had 4 gallinas. Y todas fueron del cielo tambien.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It's okay Timmy
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OH GOD HOW DO I TURN OFF HD AAHHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHH
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Oh Jesus Christ Ratto
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I think his first name is Ray
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
the mesiah

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
When did Posey gain all that weight?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Kuip and FP
Wearing Ratto sweaters
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
NO THIS BOOTH IS FUCKING AWFUL
GET RATTO AND FP THE FUCK OUT
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Kuip.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
SWEATER FEST
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
I cannot imagine anything better than watching Posey score on a hit by the Panda. I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s the first time it has happened.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WTF WHY IS RAY RATTO ON MY TV
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
BAH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HUMBUG
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on Jul 15, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
SCORPIONS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Damn it, F Dot
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
I think I just gained weight by looking at Ratto.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
RATTO IS SCARING ME
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
Limp Dickey
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
damn
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
HAW HAW NICE BUNT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
"And like you said Duane, that's a great point"
Insight!
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
LOL DICK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yup, Kruk is drunk..
Prepared for the FP
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
“F.P. Santangelo, go fuck yourself!”
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
"i've met Mike Krukow"
“And You sir are no Mike Krukow”
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
He'd have to be
To tolerate the suck that is taking his place this weekend.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
OT
just downloaded the firefox add-on called flashblock. computer was processor overload from all the stupid flash adds.
No one here gets out alive.
Holy shit
Buster is catching Timmy!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 15, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
/Bochy still sexting Bengie over the HR he hit tonight
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
That outfield looks like shit.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Former SF Chronicle columnist
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Frequent guest on Chronicle Live.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
He doesn’t work for the Chron anymore? When did that happen?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 15, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Since Today
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
he's writing for CSN now right?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yea, that's what i thought
i think that’s pretty awesome by the way, CSN’s got some good journalists
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Iligitimate son of Russ Hodges.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
mlb.tv free trial this week iirc
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
blacked out since I live in SF .
I don’t get the CSN channel even though I have Comcast for some reason. Is it because I’m not using a box?
Giants baseball, torture!
Exactly, free network upgrade, get your shit together.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
I know DVR costs extra money, but d the little boxes for bedrooms? If so that’s dumb.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Free extra channels, and you have to do is spend 2 fucking minutes per tv to install them. NOT THAT DIFFICULT!
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
I have them installed, I was just wondering if they cost more.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL, STOP YELLING AT THE GUY
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
those fucking liars, our box broke a year ago and they said it should work fine as long as we have a cable plugged into the TV .
Giants baseball, torture!
A year ago=before the damn upgrade.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
is this having some type of personal effect on you?
by kingofthacove on Jul 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, I did not expect Ratto’s voice to be that high-pitched.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I think he’s just happy to see FP. Two people that are mediocre in their jobs, yet still hold them.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Ratto at journalism? He's damn good
For TV? not so much
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah for SOME things, but any Sharks fan wants to see those jowls disappear, POST HASTE!
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
He’s a gentle-man.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You were waiting for the kids to come out?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
LOL
/Walrusman’d
No I got out of class early, very rare event.
It's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
My wife just saw Ratto and crew on TV
“WTF are they wearing sweaters for? it’s god damn hot”
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ratto's right about one thing
I wish he was done already.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Freddy Sanchez is a skilled defenseman.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
YAY TIMMY
BOO RATTO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So wait Buster is catching Tim and the world hasn’t ended?
It's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
It's still early
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOLSWEATERS LOLRATTO
Just for posterity

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
Ratto looks like a really big Bears fan
Take that how you will
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
It is funny that Ratto, who is not svelte, has chosen as his “uniform” the LEAST flattering thing he could find. They all look fat in those.
Haha, yea, Kuip's looks a little big on him
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
what the shit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
why are they wearing those
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
For Ratto, that’s his usual attire.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
But why are FP and Kuip wearing them?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
In honor of Ratto being in the booth.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
"Off Dickey."-Kuip
TWSS
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL SCOTT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Was out-bid
Except not?
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Last I checked, he apparently put in the highest bid.
And then Cohan decided to pull a douche?
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
HE's been ruining the Warriors for so long..
This was a huge F-You
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
"Although I was the highest bidder, Chris Cohan decided to sell to someone else," he said. "In my experience this is a bit unusual. Nonetheless, I wish the Warriors and their fans nothing but success under their new ownership."
Giants baseball, torture!
Because I thought this was funny..
WARRIORS GOT NERFED AGAIN!!
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Chris Cohan's a Dick
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
NO MORE COHAN!!! WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Rowand tried his best to be a fuck up.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It always seems like in every at bat Mole is lunging.
MoLOLe
It's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Always tries to go oppo.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Aaron Rowand:
Out-slugging Pablo Sandoval.
Fact.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Not in the second half of the season!
/SSS
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that this will not be true at the end of the season.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Productive?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
NOT READY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BUSTER NOOOO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Eh, hard hit ball up the middle. Not awful.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What happened? Not watching.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Timmy
The K monster hungers.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
LOLDGERS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Timmy Noooooooo
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Armageddon
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
/slaps hands
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
nice.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 15, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you
Do it everytime theres a runner on.
It's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 15, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
Oh my God I love you Buster
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Bengie wouldn't be out of his crouch
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOLTRAN!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And Posey sends me back in line again.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
He ain’t havin’ it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Jul 15, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I can’t wait until Buster gets a bit more comfortable and starts letting his personality out.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
KA MAE HA MAE HA
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 15, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, he has a fucking CANNON
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Fuck Bengie Molina
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Hits dingers
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
these scars may never heal.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 15, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
7.1 WAR as a Giant
That’s not awful.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Hopefully Azmanz predicts more good stuff
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
subject line here

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Jul 15, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
GRAPHIC!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't... unsee...
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Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
I thought this pic was bad before.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Where was the Posey hit?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
Sharp line drive to right field.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Thanks
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 15, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember that whole thing about the Giants allowing tons of stolen bases? I’m glad that’s gone.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
RIP Ishikawa's crazy hot streak
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Oh Ishy
I thought you had learnt to stop swinging at that pitch.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Shut the hell up Amy G
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I hope Cookyman realizes I only warned him.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Why did you do that?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
see thread above
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
tl;dr
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He’s in his mom’s basement crying now because of you!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 15, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions

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