Keys for the Giants in the second-half
In which I tell you things you probably already knew.
almost 2 years ago
xanthan
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Summary:
If the Giants want to do well, they should hit & pitch good.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Keys for the Giant

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Sooooo...
Who’s her secret love?!?!?!
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Swizz Cheese
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Nice.
But can she blow a bubble while gunning out the runner?
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 15, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you gotten your ESPY yet?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
Win more games than you lose!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 15, 2010 9:44 AM PDT reply actions
READ MY SNIPPET ON THIS GUY'S BLOG, YOU ASSHOLES!
Giants players should hit, Giants pitchers should stop the other teams from hitting. Got it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
CRAPPY JERKFACES READ IT!
GIANTS NEED TO DO GOOD THINGS AND NOT BAD THINGS TO WIN NL WEST!
Ask me about my blog.
/GIF of Optimus Pirime with a boner
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 15, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Make more score points than the other organization
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
“The key to the second half is to manage the depression and try to keep it below suicide level…”
"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe
by EliminateMe on Jul 15, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Note how xanthan adopts the pseudonym “Chis Quick” so he sounds more like a human.
"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe
He should Chester W. Commodore
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Sounds like a mascot name.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No, that’s what sells the humanity.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 16, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed. Only a computer would know the difference.
My Bucardo is better than yours.
A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
Before I read:
Hit good
Pitch good
Win games
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
I like how only you and the Brewers guy mentioned stats to support your claims, though. Also you used bullet points! A+ for concise insight and clear formatting.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Rob Neyer is farming out his work now? How the mighty have fallen.
But good for you, Chris!
"Row(and) will come out of this. You stay with your guys and he is one of our guys." - Bruce Bochy 05-31-10
"...and with Titanic's transverse bulkheads and watertight doors, it renders this vessel practically unsinkable." - "Shipbuilder" magazine, 1912






















