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CONGRATS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL @ PIC
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Those Eyes!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I would prefer if the NL keeps this lead.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
LOL GUITAR PLAYER'S HAIR
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i’d friend her
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
hawt indeed, not into the singing
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
only if you mean colby caillet in an angels jersey…
cuz then…
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
“I’ll get to an All Star Game somehow”
/puts on wig
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A little

@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 13, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I skipped the pregame singing and Football Follies was on NFL Net
I’m skipping this and Football Follies is on NFL Net
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Lovin the gatorade commercial
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
already downloaded the song
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Her finger nails are freakisly long
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
The fact that you’re all watching this game so closely makes me feel inadequate as a baseball fan.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That's because you are
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL "BAND"
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
T-Pain?
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
I hope the NL wins
Because the Giants are totally gonna need that home field advantage in the World Series
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Definately
Can’t have it end up tied like it did in 2002.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
There was no WS in 2002 dude.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
ATT creates 7 game losing streaks
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You're funny
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
whoa, whoa, whoa
what happened to the other free credit guy?
he had ian kinsler hair and i liked it
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
Definitely seeing the movie Dinner for Schumcks
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I've seen the original French version
It is HILARIOUS. And this is with reading subtitles to get the jokes.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Yes. My french ex-girlfriend helped me with a lot of the subtleties in that film. Subtleties is the wrong word; inside jokes, maybe?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
what’s is the name?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Le dîner de cons, or the Dinner Game.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I think the closer translation is The Dinner for Idiots. It’s a pun, as in all things French.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh, I know, but that’s what the official English title is. Not my translation.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
i liked zach gashyfinashky before he was cool!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
his show at the purple onion killed me
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
his special on Comedy Central was the only place i saw him before Hangover
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
he’s patton oswalt’s buddy. he, maria bamford, and brian posehn used to tour with oswalt a lot before the 2 of them got all movie-ish
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Who didn’t? GIVE ME THEIR NAMES.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
bruce bochy
get ’em!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Waino time.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
WAINO WUZ ROBBED
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL Wiggington
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
“Finished third in the Cy Young voting last year, and WUZ ROBBED by Tim Lincecum”
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Pettitte to the HOF!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Damn that curveball is pretty sweet
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
SPONSORED BY THE 2010 TORRES!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
He gets them from hoisting a neverending procession of Carl's Jr Foot Long Cheeseburgers.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim mccarver is so stupid
His mound rant was LOL.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Well I gotta go, Wednesday nights are Big Band Music down the street. Go NL, win dammit.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
SwisherTFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOLIDAY!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
LOLLIDAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLLIDAY
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
hoLOLiday
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I think even pat burrell gets that one LOL.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
At least it wasn't off his crotch.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Holliday doing what he does best apparently.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/obligatory best athlete on the team mention
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Holliday

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
lol slowly realizing fetishes
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
where is wilriv?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Believe the brother is in Heaven
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
AT LEAST HE DIDN’T TRY TO CATCH IT WITH HIS DICK THIS TIME
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
SABES: “Aha! You see this hair, Susan? It’s Wilson’s. I’d know it anywhere.”
SUSAN: “Mr. Sabean, we’re in Modesto. Anaheim is more than 300 miles south of here.”
SABES: “Quiet, you. You’re ruining my powers of abduction.”
SUSAN: “Deduction.”
SABES: “I didn’t know you were into that sort of thing, Susan.”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Pro tip: Don't throw blue jays hitters strikes
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL WAINO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
exactly, that's the best part
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
What the hell was that Phillips?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wainwright was robbed of the Cy Young last year!
/St. Louis columnists
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/timmy warms up
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Evan Meek shall inherit the game
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
FUCK THAT FUCKING MONKEY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
thats illegal
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
clank
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we tear the head off the Rally Monkey and shit down its neck?
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
FUCK YOU AND YOUR RALLY MONKEY
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
STFD Torii
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HAW HAW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Suck it, Monkey
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
THAT'S RIGHT. RALLY MONKEY FAIL. FUCK YOU RALLY MONKEY
Cy Lincecain FTW
by ramin on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
YEAH GO FUCK YOURSELF
AND TAKE YOUR RALLY MONKEY WITH YOU
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SToriiFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 8:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
SUUUUULLLLLUUUUUUUU!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
/banned
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL U
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I’m dying to know what this is from.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That’ll be tough to type after I cut your fingers off.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
you are so wrong it aint funny
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Jon Miller was even a better Catcher than that fuck!
I ain't havin' it
by NuschlerFace on Jul 13, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
this is actually a bannable offense
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/pulls up a lawnchair
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Wrong. Try again.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll say it
Duane Kuiper is 1,000,000,000,000,000 times better than McCarver
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wow
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
quadrillion
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
That’s a lot of times
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Could have saved yourself some time and said 10^10 or whatever that is
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Not senile, just doesn’t care. Dude has said so publicly that he hats baseball and wants to do football full time.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Must be 4th of July again
Someone is lighting firecrackers in my neighborhood.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
SUUUUUUUULLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUU DEUUUUUUUUX!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
damn
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
soooooo he aint pitching the 9th?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Who is closing then?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
lolfat
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 8:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Beautiful facial hair

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
GTFO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
-ahem-
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
COÑO!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
JESUS FUCK THAT PICTURE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
read as...
well, nevermind
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilson pitching next inning
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
POOR FOX COMMENTATORS
they sound so sad right now
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 13, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU MANUEL
Brian Wilson is warming up for the NL. I can see his orange shoes from a mile away. Looks like Broxton might be the guy in the ninth.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
No, not another Dodger trying to close it out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WHY THE FUCK IS MATT THORNTON ON THE AL ALL STAR TEAM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
he's an all star? hellloooooooooooooo
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Playing like its a real game!
/set up man give up all the runs
Every team needs someone
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
a set up guy is the only person on a first place team worthy of the all star game?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Konerko, Danks and Rios all look like they would have been much better choices
(Konerko did make it eventually, I realize.)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
oh didn't know he played for the chisox
yeah. Wow.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
OH NO, NO RIVERA!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
(we have the lead)
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
The way Buck said it, choking back tears, “No Mariano Rivera…glug, sob…”
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ohhh sorry
misread what you said
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
SHUT UP
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
WILSON
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
Way to get dressed for the occasion Wilson.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wilson Time
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
clank.gif

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
FUCK I LEFT THE SPRING IN THE GLOVE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh FFS
that was the double?!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
You guys are quick
That is NOT what she said
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
ur qui…er, I mean YOU ARE QUICK WITH THE GIF!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
.
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
S M I L E
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Torture time!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Strap yourself in for some torture.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
We need 3 BWeezy

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Holf Yuck
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You know what I love?
Almonds.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Good call.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Solar Gard
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Shift-A
Is the game worth turning on?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 13, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
Weezys in
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Giants pitcher + ASG + Important situation
Hmm…
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Shawn Estes
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
What did Schmidt do?
I can only remember 1 ASG appearance where he was the starter and pitched 2 good innings.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell was that Napa commercial?
Besides shitty.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
wilson!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
OMG ORANGE SHOES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL SHOES
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WILSON!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
He’s a very hard thrower.
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
LOL SHOES
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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
WILSON!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Nice shoes Wilson
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Hey.
You see a better lookin’ closer in the ASG wearin’ those ugly – assed shoes?
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
OUT!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
1/6
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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
WEEZY
FREE SPIRIT
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
BREAKING
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I like the unkempt look of Wilson
Very Beck-ish
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Beck and shoes.
200 years ago Thurston Moore (of Sonic Youth) is hosting some little music “talk show” and his guest is Beck.
Who says little…or nothing.
As a reply to one question he takes off one Chuck Taylor and wings it at the camera.
Moore’s reaction? “Well, okay!”
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKING NASTY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
2/6
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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
It seems the gun is a little hot tonight to make people look better.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Huh?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He does it all the time.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WOOOOOO FANTASY FOOTBALL WOOOO
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I like to call that color "Safety Orange'
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That was the best slider i've seen from wilson all season
wow that was sick
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
OUT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wait
how is it UNearned if it was a pitcher’s error?!
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because shut up
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In your time stem cells were controversial
in our time….shut up
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How was the most recent episode? I missed it as usual.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
haven't seen it yet either
the first one has been the best IMO
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No that was the first episode of the new season
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I know, but how was the most recent one is what I meant.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I have it DVR'd and still need to watch it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol what is that from?
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futurama
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That’s what I’m wondering.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Because the error has no bearing on his pitching ability.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
(But we all know that the Dodger earned that run. Fucking Dodgers.)
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah I guess
I always thought it was earned if it was the pitcher’s error for some reason
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It is earned run on a pass ball which is kinda like an error but it is related to the pitching ability.
A passed ball, or a wild pitch?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 13, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
The theory is . . .
. . . that because pitchers and catchers handle the ball so much more than any other players, there are special categories for their errors made in the act of pitching, the wild pitch and the passed ball; those are separate from errors made not as part of the pitching process.
A wild pitch is not considered an “error” for purposes of earned runs because it is a mistake made in the act of pitching. An error made by a pitcher handling the ball as a fielder, however, is an error for both scoring and earned-run purposes.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
3/6!
FUCK YEAH WEEEZY
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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
Brian.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Mother.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
WILSON!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
YES WILSON!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
BRIAN WILSON OWNS THE AMERICAN LEAGUE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SCIENCE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YEAH
Leave him in!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yay Wilson
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Man those shoes rule
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Please do that many more times this season, Brian.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
How do those shoes look in HD?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Very orange and awesome.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
WOOOWOWWWWWWWWW
ohhh myyyy
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
incredible
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
YEAH WILSON
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Well that was easy.
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WOO HELL YEAH WILSON
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Controversial Opinion
I’m glad we have Brian Wilson :)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It’s funny how his douchey qualities have gone from irritating to endearing in just two years.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I was just thinking this earlier.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like him more if he wasn’t a d-bag.
But mainly I want him to strike motherfuckers out.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
I love the guy, but I would loathe him if he played anywhere else. If he were a Dodger, he might even replace Andre Ethier.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
i remember getting into an argument about that last year with someone here
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
BUT BUT BUT BUT
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another generic band!
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
HEY BRO, GET YOUR CREDIT SCORE - IT ROCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Woah a 1-2-3 inning for Wilson?
When is the last time that happened?
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 8:32 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
how many pitches did he throw
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers and playoff sharks fan
by warriorsalltheway on Jul 13, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
10
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
10
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
RECD
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Yes.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
seriously
look at this fucking douchebag ♥
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He's a douche
But he’s our douche
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
IT WASN'T A ROCK!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Jesus, 1-2-3 innings make so much easier.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
I love how they had a dedicated camera for Wilson’s shoes.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Is it wrong that i want Broxton to blow the game?
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Wilson
For the 6 out save!
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
FIND THAT MAN A NINJA!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
subject line

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
WOOT
He’s super effective!
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
RUN
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Credit to my brother, ElQuesoCapitan, who sent this to me.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Just because FOX has its head up its ass doesn't mean it doesn't know what the heck a regional rivalry is...but it helps.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Fun Fact: Despite what you may have heard, Anaheim is not Los Angeles. In fact, it is 25 miles away.
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The Los Angelish Angels.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 13, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Leave it to bitter A's fans to complain about Wilson's shoes the most.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That was a Charlie Finley idea. For late day visibility.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
bitter A's fans?
no way!
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
MUH ZERO SPLASH HITZ FOUR WS TROPHIES
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George Takei agrees

@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 13, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 13 recs
Rec’d!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
god damn you are on fire
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Thanks to roger
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Got to take advantage of the game on local TV
Free HD.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 13, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
IKR
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Thanks to roger
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LOL Bourn
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I admit that i enjoyed that. Why is Broxton getting the closer nod over Wilson?!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
because Charlie didn’t learn anything from the last time he put a Dodger in
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BELL
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?
?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
his glasses are hilarious
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Valverde is, uh, really animated on the mound.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Duh.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
What the hell is that dance Valverde?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
does that after a strikeout
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Or every pitch
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Jesus these guys have a massive AL hardon
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i totally disagree with this
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
SklarBrothers: I’m trying to understand Brian Wilson’s hair cut. It confounds me, more than Beach Boy Brian Wilson’s mental breakdown.
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Sklar Brothers?
The ones that used to host Cheap Seats?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
joe buck is a douche
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
In related news, Tim McCarver is a moron.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 13, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh I don’t like when Valverde does that shit. Almost as annoying as Joba.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
LOL It annoys me
I don’t mind a fist pump here or there but doing a full on dance come on.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
who cares? people need to get over it. it’s an emotional game, just like every other sport, you celebrate when you succeed.
Cy Lincecain FTW
i agree, whatever on things pitchers do, it’s the same thing with “OMG ROMO POINTS TO THE SKY” or “PANDA WITH HIS RITUAL DANCE”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That stuff bothers me too, but mostly because it’s a waste of time and superstitions are ridiculous. But I also understand that’s merely my opinion, and such rituals help them focus…allegedly.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Ok
You have your opinion I have mine but don’t get be rude just because I think differently. Some things annoy me that probably don’t annoy you but I will respectfully agree to disagree.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
I don’t think celebrations over Ks are warranted, unless it wins a big game. So, I’m a prude alongside you, I guess.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
As am I.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
/Sigh
I’m trying to be civil but seriously dude don’t be so rude I’m not being a bitch to you so don’t do it to me. There isn’t a need to behave that way.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Maybe you should write your coommissioner and let your feelings be known to someone who cares.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Act like you’ve done it before
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
nah, f that
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
See the big D emblem on Valverde's uni?
That’s just another example of BLANKFAIL.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
this is what Valverde is like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctGymm0_Z44#t=00m40s
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
I wonder if being a huge dick on the mound gives Valverde an edge. Such as making a hitter want to blast everything that he throws. Whatever it is, he is pretty good.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Looks like Valverde is going to fall down after every pitch.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Where is ScottinMarin?! Does he approve?!
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
I said good, not great! ScottinMarin approved!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 13, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
it was agreed upon.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
0/3
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
OH SO NASTY, that was such a good pitch
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Whenever I hear that song now, I always think of this.
Warning: horrible music ahead.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
i don't even want to click because of that song
it’s on EVERY FUCKING STATION
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Hopefully broxton doesn’t match his last ASG performance.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Wait - the NL hasn't won since 96??
Ack.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
shhhh
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Imagine that. Some of our teen posters were babies the last time they won.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
You have teen posters?
I ain't havin' it
by NuschlerFace on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
There has been too many Dodgers in this game.
Seriously, 4 of them?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So . . . do we root for Broxton or not?
Please, help. Exactly how does one go about rooting for a Dodger?
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
root for the team, not the dude
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
We sit back with our arms crossed staring at the tv sullenly.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
and laugh our asses off if he blows it
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
We complain because Charlie Fat chose the inferior closer.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
GROSS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL SCOTT
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
rowand fail. figures
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
Anyone watching this in 3D?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Uh, do well, there, fellow
Try to not suck. Or kill any puppies.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Bengie is a pitcher?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Remember, he was the most important factor in the Giants team ERA.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
OH GO FUCK YOURSELF AND TEAR YOUR OWN FUCKING ANUS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Oh for fuck sake
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
You would, Broxton
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
GREAT FUCKING START
GOD DAMMIT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCKING DODGERS
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
LOL BROXTON!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
Broxton instantly has an effect.
Besides the pool of vomit at my feet, that is.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
BAWK BAWK!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Which do I want more?
The NL to win or Broxton to blow the save?
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
I want the first one pretty bad
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
You're one of younger members here
Do you remember the last NL win?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
no
I didn’t follow baseball until fairly recently
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Should have let Weezy go 6 out save
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
and is unavailable to pitch Thursday
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I know, I was just joking.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Since Broxton came in, they will use the Goodyear blimp cam to film the rest of the game.
by Natto on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
rec’d
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Too lazy to edit this image here it is anyway

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
by GiantBrass on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
wicked
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
works
awesome
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LULZ FAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
rec'd
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I want Wilson back!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
1/3!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
STFD
AND BARF
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Gosh, Adrian...
…maybe you should have scowled harder.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
It's easy...
Hope he blows the save and gets knocked out… and the NL wins in the 10th with Timmy getting the save…
I do not want Timmy to have to pitch in this game
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Go National League pitcher from some unknown team!
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
This
Game MVP should the NL pull it out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Broxton allows one run, loads bases and gets a double play, is named MVP
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck yes
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL @ Baggs
Jonathan Broxton, don’t channel your inner Gagne.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Agreed, Baggs
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Good advice for tonight, career, and in life
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Throw strikes [dodger pitcher]
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
balls balls balls...
Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.
Throw strikes, [Hitler]
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
THROW STRIKES
OR DON’T BECAUSE I HATE YOU
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Get Franchise up in the pen...
Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.
Get Franchise up in the pen...
Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.
K THIS MOTHERFUCKER, MOTHER FUCKER
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
HYMNS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
There's so much concentrated douche infecting my senses right now
Buck, broxton, manuel…my head’s gonna explode!
BWeezy looked scary as hell there.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
LOL
FASTBALLFASTBALLFASTBALLFASTBALLFASTBALL
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
MARLON BYRD!!! FUCK YEAH
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
FUCK YEAH!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL Big Papi
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FUCK YEAH!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
BRYD SCHIERHOLTZ!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Byrd is the word!
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BIG SLOPPY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
WILSON IS BETTER!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
LOL DAVID ORTIZ
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOL SLOW ORTIZ
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BABABABABABABABABABABABA
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
BYRD IS THE WORD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BYRD
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
Yup, Papi is slow
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Not really.
He had to hold up to see if it would be caught—between a rock and a hard place. But slow, yes, very.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
LOL broxton fucks up and we get to cheer anyways!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
YES YES YES!!!
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
I want this to be a regular gif.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
the impossible has happened.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
boom!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
what did mccarver just say?
something about niagara falls?
by patneededthetowel on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
THE STREAK ENDS!!! FUCK YOU AL!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
WINZ!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hey look!
The NL won
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
FUCK YEAH NATIONAL LEAGUE
FUCK YOU BROXTON
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
YES

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
GODDAMN IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME
for an NL win.
Suck it, Yankees and Red Sox.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LOLBOTCHY
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
The long national nightmare is over!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
hawt
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
2010 A-Rod = 2007 Pujols
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
LOL A-Roid
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
National League Wins!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FUCK YOU AMERICAN LEAGUE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YESS!!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
byrd or mcann for mvp?
neither. Joe Giradi for leaving papi in as the runner
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
WOOO NATIONAL LEAGUE

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Jul 13, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I love this so much
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
It's awesome because:
NL Wins
Broxton looks like shit while doing it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SUCK IT, DESIGNATED HITTER!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
EAT SHIT AND DIE, JUNIOR CIRCUIT!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 13, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
NL wins
And Timmy gets to start Thursday vs. the Mutts
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
"Byrd's eye view"?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think this is also somewhat appropriate, what with breaking the streak and all:

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
The game where Bautista got a hit. That’s all I remember.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Just so we're clear
this is the first time I’ve ever watched an entire allstar game.
So you’re all welcome when the Giants have home field, bitches.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
It's only OK with me since Bonds came up and hit another homer in his next at-bat
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
First one I have seen in over 10 years.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I thought O'Hurley rocked as Peterman.
So over the top 24/7.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Jul 13, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
wtf
isnt she from the other one?!?!
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
yes
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Mastercard?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
Don’t overplay, dude. You don’t want to Hendricks your girl.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
just kind of letting it out in this meaningless game going back to the original for Giants game only.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
HEY BROXTON...
FUCK YOU
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Test...test...

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOLZ
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
No one does
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Not even Mister Rogers.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Yelling at Broxton then turning away from him completely!

Who the fuck is this guy interviewing?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
But...but...MODvision!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
The summer of George!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
OK, my computer is about to take off for flight now
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
you need the post game thread, I guess
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
yea... the only BAD part about gameday threads is this part
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Rosenthal left his milk carton at home
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lol
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Streak Broken!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
makes me laugh every time
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
wish granted
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
WOOF!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I can't stop staring
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I thought he was cursing at Broxton lol.
by CaliforniaBone on Jul 13, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Power Rangers were racist
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Mel Gibson was a Power Ranger?
I ain't havin' it
by NuschlerFace on Jul 13, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how MLB mandates that every team must have a player at the game, even though obviously not every player gets to play. What a waste of time
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
It's so they can sell jerseys for every team.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
I don’t care, I want to see my players in the game.
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 13, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Besides, all-star jerseys are always ugly.
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 13, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
And you can’t get button-up jerseys, can you? I remember trying to find one after the ASG in Phone Company Park.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
So people in Baltimore want to buy a jersey of Ty Wiggington?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Bud Selig hopes so.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
BARF SELIG
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
McCann totally earned the MVP.
Well played, chubby-faced pig-nosed catcher.
/still wants bacon
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
admit it know, you are a chubby chaser!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Too much Selig breathing.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Fuck Yourself Selig!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Braves could very easily make the world series
Big hit for the Braves
YES ROSE, BUSTER WINS IT NEXT YEAR
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/Salma
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
challanger appears
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohhhhhh
I like this one :)
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 13, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
needz moar bewb!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
warner brother poster desginers agreed
they enlarged her breasts for the movie poster
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
idk who that is..
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
White Collar is back tonight

I’m so gay for Matt Bomer.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
Oh yes.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
later guys
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
From hank
Heard this: Giants and Brewers talked turkey on Hart, and Milwaukee asked for Sanchez or Bumgarner. Sabean is not eager to trade either.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Good
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 13, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE, SABES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
halol
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
IS UR FRIDGE RUNNIN LOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I do not like the words "not eager"
The correct words should have been “No fucking way”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GOOD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I would demand rioting
If we traded MadBum
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 13, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabes demands a turkey sandwich be thrown in to the deal.
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I don’t know why, but I really like this.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
The motion of the ocean.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCK THE DH FUCK THE DH FUCK THE DH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Jul 13, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
DH gonna score
puns ftw
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
REC'D REC'D REC'D
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
DH GOTTA GO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I keep finding more gifs

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Jul 13, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
new favorite gif
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG WIN
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
DERR THE AL IS THE SUPERIOR LEAGUE
fuck the haters. Peace out folks, that was epic.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Friday, July 16
SABES: “Here we are, Susan! Angel Stadium of Los Angeles of Anaheim or Compton! Surely, we’ll find solve the Case of the Missing Giants.”
SUSAN: “The All-Star break is over, sir. They’re all back at the park.”
SABES: “God, I’m good.”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on Jul 13, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
:)
lol
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
Dancing And Pigrides In The Streets!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
Agh, why does that commercial have to play Chelsea Dagger?! WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I’m still scarred from the NHL playoffs. I used to love the Fratellis. Now, not so much.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
already got shit talked to me about the Blackhawks
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I heard it at a Grizz game right after the playoffs and I flipped the fuck out.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
FP is such a moron, I swear to god. I want to write poetry about this man’s utter stupidity.
/turns off radio
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
You mean like
That Santangelo
Excellent bench warmer
Needs to shut his gob
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Yeah, Giants Get Home Field!!!!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
Man Weezy looked great in his appearance tonight.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nah, don't interview Wilson or anything.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Hey ESPN has taken a break from Steinbrenner tributes
to cover the press conference from the All-Star game. Man, Charlie Manual sounds as dumb as Bochy.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Hope you got some yuks from the photoshops
At least for the Bay Bridge World Series the A’s can clinch at home. Later G dudes.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 13, 2010 9:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
TARP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
If they ever make it to WS one of these days
I think TARP be gone.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 13, 2010 9:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
So does Lincecum start on Thursday?
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Yup
Because he didn’t pitch today.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Absolutely
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 13, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
i would hope you could beat a high school team 13 times in a row
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
/banned
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
My hero
Raining 3’s like it’s the all star game
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
‘cept it’s not
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
ugh!!!!
WE HATE IT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
should someone make a post game thread
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Didn't you get the news?
Daniel Radov made one
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Daniel Radov is all over it!
not enough abuse the first time, I guess
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
Please. Animated gifs are overheating my mac.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
wooo

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
For Marlon Byrd. Awesome.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
that was
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Postgame Thread Topics
- NL finally wins
- Jose Valverde is a clown
- Matt Holliday re-performs fantastic LA-based defense
- Dodger players mostly suck, giving McCoven the best possible results
- Timmy starts Thursday
- Charlie Manuel crafty enough to use best closer in NL during 8th inning
- Dodger players mostly suck, giving McCoven the best possible results
Foghorn FTW!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
/anxiously awaits thursday
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
GAMER
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
HOLOLIDAY
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
new thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/13/1568687/post-game-all-star-fun-thread
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

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