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Buster Posey is always watching you.

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AL DROOLS

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CONGRATS!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ PIC

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 13, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Those Eyes!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I would prefer if the NL keeps this lead.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL AL

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GUITAR PLAYER'S HAIR

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOOD LORD IT’S COLBIE!!! oh god

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

i’d friend her

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d poke her

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

hawt indeed, not into the singing

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if you mean colby caillet in an angels jersey…
cuz then…

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the muthafuken REMIX!!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The guitarist looks like Travis Ishikawa with dreads.

by Natto on Jul 13, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

“I’ll get to an All Star Game somehow”
/puts on wig

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caper!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/how I imagine PiKa looks
/prepares to be way wrong

by Every6thDay on Jul 13, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

woa….. dude, haha, totally wrong

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I skipped the pregame singing and Football Follies was on NFL Net

I’m skipping this and Football Follies is on NFL Net

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Awful.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

hawt

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Lovin the gatorade commercial

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

E-V-O-L-V-E!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

already downloaded the song

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

do we think charlie manuel remembers Brian Wilson vs. Jayson Werth this year so he isn’t going to use him?

by HoosierGiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Her finger nails are freakisly long

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

The fact that you’re all watching this game so closely makes me feel inadequate as a baseball fan.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 13, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

That's because you are

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

An NL win = bragging rights to my numerous AL fan friends

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB.com is stunned by the bases clearing double and has yet to update LOLOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL "BAND"

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

NEEDS MORE AUTO TUNE

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jul 13, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

T-Pain?

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 13, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might as well be.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jul 13, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope the NL wins

Because the Giants are totally gonna need that home field advantage in the World Series

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

No....

We’re due for a WS sweep.

by Eric Remer on Jul 13, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definately

Can’t have it end up tied like it did in 2002.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was no WS in 2002 dude.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

A tied all star game and no world series. What an odd season.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if I came here for news?!?!?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATT creates 7 game losing streaks

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're funny

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely seeing the movie Dinner for Schumcks

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I've seen the original French version

It is HILARIOUS. And this is with reading subtitles to get the jokes.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 13, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh really? it’s a remake? Then i’m in on seeing it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. My french ex-girlfriend helped me with a lot of the subtleties in that film. Subtleties is the wrong word; inside jokes, maybe?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 13, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s is the name?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Le dîner de cons, or the Dinner Game.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the closer translation is The Dinner for Idiots. It’s a pun, as in all things French.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 13, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know, but that’s what the official English title is. Not my translation.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 13, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i liked zach gashyfinashky before he was cool!

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also does good standup

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

his show at the purple onion killed me

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

his special on Comedy Central was the only place i saw him before Hangover

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s patton oswalt’s buddy. he, maria bamford, and brian posehn used to tour with oswalt a lot before the 2 of them got all movie-ish

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who didn’t? GIVE ME THEIR NAMES.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

bruce bochy
get ’em!

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT FUCKER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waino time.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WAINO WUZ ROBBED

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Wiggington

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

“Finished third in the Cy Young voting last year, and WUZ ROBBED by Tim Lincecum”

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Pettitte to the HOF!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SWISHER

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn that curveball is pretty sweet

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

SPONSORED BY THE 2010 TORRES!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

He gets them from hoisting a neverending procession of Carl's Jr Foot Long Cheeseburgers.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim mccarver is so stupid

His mound rant was LOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Well I gotta go, Wednesday nights are Big Band Music down the street. Go NL, win dammit.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

HA, apparently. Don’t know why I thinking Wednesday, I meant Tuesday.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 13, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

SwisherTFD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOLIDAY!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLLIDAY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLLIDAY

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

You fucking suck Holliday.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT HOLIDAY You dick

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

hoLOLiday

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

OH MY GOD, FUCK YOU LOLLIDAY YOU HACK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I think even pat burrell gets that one LOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

He never would’ve got there.

by RoyaleWithCheese on Jul 13, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least it wasn't off his crotch.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Holliday doing what he does best apparently.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Holliday

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, U AND UR .GIFS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol slowly realizing fetishes

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

where is wilriv?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe the brother is in Heaven

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

AT LEAST HE DIDN’T TRY TO CATCH IT WITH HIS DICK THIS TIME

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

SABES: “Aha! You see this hair, Susan? It’s Wilson’s. I’d know it anywhere.”

SUSAN: “Mr. Sabean, we’re in Modesto. Anaheim is more than 300 miles south of here.”

SABES: “Quiet, you. You’re ruining my powers of abduction.”

SUSAN: “Deduction.”

SABES: “I didn’t know you were into that sort of thing, Susan.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 8:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

HAHAHA, fantastic

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pro tip: Don't throw blue jays hitters strikes

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WAINO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

WAINO WUZ ROBBED

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

exactly, that's the best part

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you serious Waino?

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell was that Phillips?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Waino you asshole.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Wainwright was robbed of the Cy Young last year!

/St. Louis columnists

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

So dumb.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

/timmy warms up

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evan Meek shall inherit the game

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

FUCK THAT FUCKING MONKEY

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

thats illegal

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT MOTHER FUCKER DID NOT JUST MENTION WHAT I THINK HE MENTIONED

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to load the bases and put in Wilson!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I did that when FOX mentioned the only grand slam in All-Star history.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

clank

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE THAT MONKEY SO MUCH

by kimmyg on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we tear the head off the Rally Monkey and shit down its neck?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

FUCK YOU AND YOUR RALLY MONKEY

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

STFD Torii

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Mally Ronkey.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

HAW HAW

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it, Monkey

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

see ya later

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

rally monkey can suck my balls

by ksab24 on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH GO FUCK YOURSELF

AND TAKE YOUR RALLY MONKEY WITH YOU

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

SToriiFD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 8:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

the firestone songs are catchy.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 13, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it, Rally Monkey!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 13, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

SUUUUULLLLLUUUUUUUU!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

/banned

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m dying to know what this is from.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 13, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 8:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That’ll be tough to type after I cut your fingers off.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 13, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are so wrong it aint funny

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/punches face of one eric remer

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 13, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is actually a bannable offense

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 13, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pulls up a lawnchair

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong. Try again.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll say it

Duane Kuiper is 1,000,000,000,000,000 times better than McCarver

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

wow

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that even a number?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

quadrillion

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a lot of times

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is really saying a lot coming from you

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 13, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could have saved yourself some time and said 10^10 or whatever that is

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/joe buck calls 0-2 fastball a “nasty breaking ball”

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not senile, just doesn’t care. Dude has said so publicly that he hats baseball and wants to do football full time.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be 4th of July again

Someone is lighting firecrackers in my neighborhood.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SUUUUUUUULLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUU DEUUUUUUUUX!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

soooooo he aint pitching the 9th?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is closing then?

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by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLBROXTON

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah shit, I forgot Shitston was an all star.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolfat

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 8:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Beautiful facial hair

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

-ahem-

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

COÑO!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, now i see… A-rod is girardi’s ace in the hole.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 13, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS FUCK THAT PICTURE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 13, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

read as...

well, nevermind

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson pitching next inning

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL torture

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT THE NL IS WINNING?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 13, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

They’ve been extremely depressed and somber since the 3 run double.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU MANUEL
Brian Wilson is warming up for the NL. I can see his orange shoes from a mile away. Looks like Broxton might be the guy in the ninth.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

No, not another Dodger trying to close it out.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY THE FUCK IS MATT THORNTON ON THE AL ALL STAR TEAM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 13, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

he's an all star? hellloooooooooooooo

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every team needs someone

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

a set up guy is the only person on a first place team worthy of the all star game?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 13, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

KONERKO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Konerko, Danks and Rios all look like they would have been much better choices

(Konerko did make it eventually, I realize.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 13, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Konerko with the POWER

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh didn't know he played for the chisox

yeah. Wow.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH NO, NO RIVERA!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

(we have the lead)

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The way Buck said it, choking back tears, “No Mariano Rivera…glug, sob…”

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhh sorry

misread what you said

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

it would be weird/suck if wilson blows this save

by ksab24 on Jul 13, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEEZY

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Jul 13, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to get dressed for the occasion Wilson.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson Time

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

clank.gif

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 13, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK I LEFT THE SPRING IN THE GLOVE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh FFS

that was the double?!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys are quick

That is NOT what she said

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ur qui…er, I mean YOU ARE QUICK WITH THE GIF!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Photobucket

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WILSON VS. BAUTISTA!!! THIS WILL BE FUN

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson

/walks bases loaded

/strikes out side

by DFARowand on Jul 13, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

S M I L E

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture time!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 13, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

duane kiper: “Giants baseball. TORTURE”

by ksab24 on Jul 13, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strap yourself in for some torture.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 13, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

yeahhhhh here comes the torture awww yeahhhhhh

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

We need 3 BWeezy

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 13, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Awesome.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holf Yuck

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here we go.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 13, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what I love?

Almonds.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Good call.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Solar Gard

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Is the game worth turning on?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 13, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Weezys in

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is now

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Shawn Estes

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atlee Hammaker
Rick Reuschel
Jason Schmidt

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 13, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atlee still the only pitcher to give up a grand slam in an All-Star game.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did Schmidt do?

I can only remember 1 ASG appearance where he was the starter and pitched 2 good innings.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t go extra innings if he goes the entire inning in 2007

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

or 2008

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell was that Napa commercial?

Besides shitty.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

wilson!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Wilson!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG ORANGE SHOES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SHOES

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

those are some awesome fucking cleats man. yee

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s a very hard thrower.

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Those are some ugly-ass shoes

by nofreetime on Jul 13, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SHOES

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice shoes Wilson

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

big fashion statement

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he’s gonna wear orange shoes he should have made sure it was Giants orange

by nofreetime on Jul 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey.

You see a better lookin’ closer in the ASG wearin’ those ugly – assed shoes?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUT!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Good slider

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 13, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

1/6

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Nicely done

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo

Ok 2 more Brian.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WEEZY

FREE SPIRIT

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I love those shoes

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

wait what? NL is ahead?

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fool, button your shirt.

by pwoper on Jul 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the unkempt look of Wilson

Very Beck-ish

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Beck and shoes.

200 years ago Thurston Moore (of Sonic Youth) is hosting some little music “talk show” and his guest is Beck.
Who says little…or nothing.
As a reply to one question he takes off one Chuck Taylor and wings it at the camera.
Moore’s reaction? “Well, okay!”

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a NASTY breaking ball

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING NASTY

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa that pitch was nice.

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by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

2/6

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

2 out!!!!!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

It seems the gun is a little hot tonight to make people look better.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Wilson

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 13, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

god dammit, why cant wilson do this when hes playing non-allstars

by ksab24 on Jul 13, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

IT COUNTS THIS TIME!

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by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does it all the time.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOO NASTY

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOO FANTASY FOOTBALL WOOOO

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I like to call that color "Safety Orange'

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by GiantBrass on Jul 13, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the best slider i've seen from wilson all season

wow that was sick

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

OUT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Such a good cut fastball

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait

how is it UNearned if it was a pitcher’s error?!

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

because shut up

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by GiantBrass on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i believe this is correct

by kingofthacove on Jul 13, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

In your time stem cells were controversial

in our time….shut up

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

How was the most recent episode? I missed it as usual.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

haven't seen it yet either

the first one has been the best IMO

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No that was the first episode of the new season

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, but how was the most recent one is what I meant.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have it DVR'd and still need to watch it.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol what is that from?

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by GiantBrass on Jul 13, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

futurama

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’m wondering.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your pitching stats don’t get hurt because you are a sucky fielder.

by nofreetime on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the error has no bearing on his pitching ability.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

(But we all know that the Dodger earned that run. Fucking Dodgers.)

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I guess

I always thought it was earned if it was the pitcher’s error for some reason

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is earned run on a pass ball which is kinda like an error but it is related to the pitching ability.

by nofreetime on Jul 13, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

A passed ball, or a wild pitch?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 13, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, I was thinking wild pitch and typed passed ball.

by nofreetime on Jul 13, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The theory is . . .

. . . that because pitchers and catchers handle the ball so much more than any other players, there are special categories for their errors made in the act of pitching, the wild pitch and the passed ball; those are separate from errors made not as part of the pitching process.

A wild pitch is not considered an “error” for purposes of earned runs because it is a mistake made in the act of pitching. An error made by a pitcher handling the ball as a fielder, however, is an error for both scoring and earned-run purposes.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 14, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

3/6!

FUCK YEAH WEEEZY

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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

B-Weezy!

Getting it done!

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Mother.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

WILSON!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO THE....

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAY TO GO WILSON

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

YES WILSON!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN WILSON OWNS THE AMERICAN LEAGUE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

SCIENCE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nicely done, Wilson!

by Chro on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

Leave him in!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FYEAH WILSON

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

1-2-3!!! WOOOO WILSON!!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Wilson

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Man those shoes rule

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Please do that many more times this season, Brian.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

How do those shoes look in HD?

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by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Outstanding.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very orange and awesome.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

George Takei agrees.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s legit married

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by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOWOWWWWWWWWW

ohhh myyyy

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

incredible

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow wilson looked fucking good, that first slider he threw to konerko was all sorts of nasty.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH WILSON

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was easy.

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by GiantBrass on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job Wilson.

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by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

joe buck: a little rock n roll for you
/country music plays

by ksab24 on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO HELL YEAH WILSON

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by mymclife on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Controversial Opinion

I’m glad we have Brian Wilson :)

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s funny how his douchey qualities have gone from irritating to endearing in just two years.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking this earlier.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like him more if he wasn’t a d-bag.

But mainly I want him to strike motherfuckers out.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the guy, but I would loathe him if he played anywhere else. If he were a Dodger, he might even replace Andre Ethier.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jul 13, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i remember getting into an argument about that last year with someone here

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT BUT BUT BUT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

another generic band!

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY BRO, GET YOUR CREDIT SCORE - IT ROCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah a 1-2-3 inning for Wilson?

When is the last time that happened?

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by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 8:32 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Good question

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many pitches did he throw

fan of giants, warriors, 49ers and playoff sharks fan

by warriorsalltheway on Jul 13, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

10

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

10

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 8:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Not that there was any doubt, but:

Wilson >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kuo

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by norcalnick on Jul 13, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

yes!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 13, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

RECD

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Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

lovin the shirt!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed it, was this for some kind of Pride event

by SandoBall on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That cracked me up. It was the All-Star parade.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

look at this fucking douchebag ♥

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jul 13, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a douche

But he’s our douche

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by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like he should sing for the B-52s.

by Natto on Jul 13, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

"So hurry up and bring your jukebox money!"

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WASN'T A ROCK!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus, 1-2-3 innings make so much easier.

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by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

*make life

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by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how they had a dedicated camera for Wilson’s shoes.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 13, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it wrong that i want Broxton to blow the game?

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Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh, as long as it’s not our fault.

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by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson

For the 6 out save!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

/broxton blows save

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIND THAT MAN A NINJA!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this so much!

by Chro on Jul 13, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOT

He’s super effective!

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUN

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Credit to my brother, ElQuesoCapitan, who sent this to me.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That shirt is amazing!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because FOX has its head up its ass doesn't mean it doesn't know what the heck a regional rivalry is...but it helps.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact: Despite what you may have heard, Anaheim is not Los Angeles. In fact, it is 25 miles away.

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by GiantBrass on Jul 13, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Los Angelish Angels.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 13, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leave it to bitter A's fans to complain about Wilson's shoes the most.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

clearly that is a relevant complaint.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Bright orange shoes distract hitters.”

by deuce deuce on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

bitter A's fans?

no way!

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

MUH ZERO SPLASH HITZ FOUR WS TROPHIES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES! Rec’d.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

god damn you are on fire

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

IKR

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Shit

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the fucking best

by snafu on Jul 13, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bourn

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I admit that i enjoyed that. Why is Broxton getting the closer nod over Wilson?!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

So he can blow the game

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

because Charlie didn’t learn anything from the last time he put a Dodger in

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BELL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

?

?

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

his glasses are hilarious

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

heath bell lol

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Valverde is, uh, really animated on the mound.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Duh.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell is that dance Valverde?

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

does that after a strikeout

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or every pitch

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either way, still like him

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, what was that HEATH??? By the way Valverde IS FUCKING SICK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus these guys have a massive AL hardon

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

he's so good

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah! A flame-throwing punk!!

by AGiantAmongMarlins on Jul 13, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i totally disagree with this

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

SklarBrothers: I’m trying to understand Brian Wilson’s hair cut. It confounds me, more than Beach Boy Brian Wilson’s mental breakdown.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 13, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

/sad trombone

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by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sklar Brothers?

The ones that used to host Cheap Seats?

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

joe buck is a douche

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

In related news, Tim McCarver is a moron.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 13, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe he’s the original douche…as in, he gave birth to douchiness.

by SandoBall on Jul 13, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh I don’t like when Valverde does that shit. Almost as annoying as Joba.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL It annoys me

I don’t mind a fist pump here or there but doing a full on dance come on.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

who cares? people need to get over it. it’s an emotional game, just like every other sport, you celebrate when you succeed.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 13, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree, whatever on things pitchers do, it’s the same thing with “OMG ROMO POINTS TO THE SKY” or “PANDA WITH HIS RITUAL DANCE”

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That stuff bothers me too, but mostly because it’s a waste of time and superstitions are ridiculous. But I also understand that’s merely my opinion, and such rituals help them focus…allegedly.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

You have your opinion I have mine but don’t get be rude just because I think differently. Some things annoy me that probably don’t annoy you but I will respectfully agree to disagree.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think celebrations over Ks are warranted, unless it wins a big game. So, I’m a prude alongside you, I guess.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

As am I.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Sigh

I’m trying to be civil but seriously dude don’t be so rude I’m not being a bitch to you so don’t do it to me. There isn’t a need to behave that way.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should write your coommissioner and let your feelings be known to someone who cares.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Act like you’ve done it before

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, f that

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

See the big D emblem on Valverde's uni?

That’s just another example of BLANKFAIL.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely LOVE Valverde!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

If I were a lefty

I wouldn’t take a single swing against Valverde

by Eric Remer on Jul 13, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if being a huge dick on the mound gives Valverde an edge. Such as making a hitter want to blast everything that he throws. Whatever it is, he is pretty good.

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by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like Valverde is going to fall down after every pitch.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Injury waiting to happen.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a good AB

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 13, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Where is ScottinMarin?! Does he approve?!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said good, not great! ScottinMarin approved!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 13, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s ScottinMarin1 now

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s on hold.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody knows that the Byrd is the word.

by deuce deuce on Jul 13, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

it was agreed upon.

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by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

0/3

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SO NASTY, that was such a good pitch

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

california gurrrllsss

by ksab24 on Jul 13, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Whenever I hear that song now, I always think of this.

Warning: horrible music ahead.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 13, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't even want to click because of that song

it’s on EVERY FUCKING STATION

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was prancing

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The JAY-HEY KID???

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by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah if Bochy would have not had a man crush on Molina, we might be seeing Posey

by ACgiant97 on Jul 13, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully broxton doesn’t match his last ASG performance.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean his last national TV appearance, LOL SUNDAY NIGHT BASEBALL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait - the NL hasn't won since 96??

Ack.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 13, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

shhhh

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine that. Some of our teen posters were babies the last time they won.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

and what is this

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

There has been too many Dodgers in this game.

Seriously, 4 of them?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

So . . . do we root for Broxton or not?

Please, help. Exactly how does one go about rooting for a Dodger?

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 13, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

root for the team, not the dude

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

We sit back with our arms crossed staring at the tv sullenly.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

and laugh our asses off if he blows it

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

We complain because Charlie Fat chose the inferior closer.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

GROSS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

rowand fail. figures

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone watching this in 3D?

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND

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by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, do well, there, fellow

Try to not suck. Or kill any puppies.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

HAH! Rowand was an all-star

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FOX

THE STREAK!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie is a pitcher?

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by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember, he was the most important factor in the Giants team ERA.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GO FUCK YOURSELF AND TEAR YOUR OWN FUCKING ANUS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh for fuck sake

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

SHOULD’VE KEPT WILSON IN!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BROXTON

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SHIT, IT’S BEGINNING

by deuce deuce on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

You would, Broxton

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT FUCKING START

GOD DAMMIT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Broxton you shithead.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING DODGERS

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BROXTON!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Dodgers

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Broxton instantly has an effect.

Besides the pool of vomit at my feet, that is.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

BAWK BAWK!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Which do I want more?

The NL to win or Broxton to blow the save?

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I want the first one pretty bad

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're one of younger members here

Do you remember the last NL win?

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

I didn’t follow baseball until fairly recently

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have let Weezy go 6 out save

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by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

and is unavailable to pitch Thursday

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I was just joking.

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by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually so was I. I think he could go Thursday.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

shoulda left in b wil

by ksab24 on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Since Broxton came in, they will use the Goodyear blimp cam to film the rest of the game.

by Natto on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

rec’d

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, he’s got a huge ass.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

wicked

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

works

awesome

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LULZ FAT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

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by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

14

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Wilson back!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

1/3!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

AND BARF

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

shietttttttttt 99 mph

by ksab24 on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Gosh, Adrian...

…maybe you should have scowled harder.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO ROOT HERE!

by deuce deuce on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

It's easy...

Hope he blows the save and gets knocked out… and the NL wins in the 10th with Timmy getting the save…

by Eric Remer on Jul 13, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not want Timmy to have to pitch in this game

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go National League pitcher from some unknown team!

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Game MVP should the NL pull it out.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta go Wilson for MVP

by ACgiant97 on Jul 13, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clean inning.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broxton allows one run, loads bases and gets a double play, is named MVP

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And for good reason. MVP.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck yes

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant for any good pitching that may happen in this inning.

by Natto on Jul 13, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ Baggs
Jonathan Broxton, don’t channel your inner Gagne.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 13, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed, Baggs

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good advice for tonight, career, and in life

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes [dodger pitcher]

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That doesn’t taste right, huh?

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

How long does Manuel go with Broxton if he gets in trouble?

by nofreetime on Jul 13, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

balls balls balls...

Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.

by pittsburghian on Jul 13, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes [hellspawn]

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 13, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, [Hitler]

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 13, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

OR DON’T BECAUSE I HATE YOU

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY THROW STRIKES

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Get Franchise up in the pen...

Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.

by pittsburghian on Jul 13, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON NEXT TO A DODGER IN THE DUGOUT?!?!

BLASPHEMY!!!!

by deuce deuce on Jul 13, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Get Franchise up in the pen...

Waiting for the promise land, when Steve Decker is our head coach and Bork is drinking Margaritas on someone else's time.

by pittsburghian on Jul 13, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

K THIS MOTHERFUCKER, MOTHER FUCKER

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HYMNS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

BWeezy looked scary as hell there.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

FASTBALLFASTBALLFASTBALLFASTBALLFASTBALL

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

MARLON BYRD!!! FUCK YEAH

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Big Papi

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BRYD SCHIERHOLTZ!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Byrd is the word!

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BIG SLOPPY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON IS BETTER!!!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DAVID ORTIZ

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SLOW ORTIZ

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!

BYRD IS THE WORD!!!!!!!!!!

by deuce deuce on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

And your Byrd can sing

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BABABABABABABABABABABABA

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BYRD IS THE WORD

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, Byrd!

Sweet throw.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA PAPI!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Ortiz

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

GUNNED

LOL LOOKED SAFE

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

NVM Force play

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BYRD

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Byrd pulled a homer

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup, Papi is slow

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

…and very bad baserunning!

by nofreetime on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really.

He had to hold up to see if it would be caught—between a rock and a hard place. But slow, yes, very.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 14, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Big-$ Papi

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

LOL broxton fucks up and we get to cheer anyways!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NO PINCH RUNNER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Photobucket

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

LOL

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES YES YES!!!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want this to be a regular gif.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

the impossible has happened.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

boom!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

THE STREAK ENDS!!! FUCK YOU AL!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ANYTHING IS POSSSSIBLE

by ksab24 on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WINZ!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey look!

The NL won

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

YAYAYEEAAHHHH!!!!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH NATIONAL LEAGUE

FUCK YOU BROXTON

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 13, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

GODDAMN IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME

for an NL win.

Suck it, Yankees and Red Sox.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLBOTCHY

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

z

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

NL FTW

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The long national nightmare is over!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Rec’d

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hawt

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO HAWT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

2010 A-Rod = 2007 Pujols

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL A-Roid

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

National League Wins!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU AMERICAN LEAGUE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

YESS!!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

byrd or mcann for mvp?

neither. Joe Giradi for leaving papi in as the runner

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOT

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 13, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOO NATIONAL LEAGUE

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 13, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Jul 13, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this so much

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 13, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Grant write a post-game?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

It's awesome because:

NL Wins
Broxton looks like shit while doing it.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Fantastic!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT, DESIGNATED HITTER!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 13, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

EAT SHIT AND DIE, JUNIOR CIRCUIT!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jul 13, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

NL wins

And Timmy gets to start Thursday vs. the Mutts

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WINZ!!!!! NL BITCHES!!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you have permission to post of gif of Natto dancing?

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Byrd's eye view"?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this is also somewhat appropriate, what with breaking the streak and all:

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 13, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

what game was this from

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The game where Bautista got a hit. That’s all I remember.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 13, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first PNC game this year.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 13, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always love this one.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just so we're clear

this is the first time I’ve ever watched an entire allstar game.

So you’re all welcome when the Giants have home field, bitches.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

First one I have seen in over 10 years.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought O'Hurley rocked as Peterman.

So over the top 24/7.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 13, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

wtf

isnt she from the other one?!?!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 13, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mastercard?

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 13, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t overplay, dude. You don’t want to Hendricks your girl.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 13, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

just kind of letting it out in this meaningless game going back to the original for Giants game only.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 13, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY BROXTON...

FUCK YOU

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 13, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Test...test...

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOLZ

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 13, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one does

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even Mister Rogers.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Yelling at Broxton then turning away from him completely!

Who the fuck is this guy interviewing?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Do not like. Unrec.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 13, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But...but...MODvision!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

See? This is how the ASG brings the nation together.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank god for david ortiz

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

The summer of George!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 13, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, my computer is about to take off for flight now

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

you need the post game thread, I guess

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea... the only BAD part about gameday threads is this part

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rosenthal left his milk carton at home

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 13, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Streak Broken!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

makes me laugh every time

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

wish granted

Photobucket

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOF!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 13, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't stop staring

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Black Power Ranger?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 13, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Power Rangers were racist

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 13, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how MLB mandates that every team must have a player at the game, even though obviously not every player gets to play. What a waste of time

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 13, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

It's so they can sell jerseys for every team.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 13, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care, I want to see my players in the game.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 13, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Besides, all-star jerseys are always ugly.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 13, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you can’t get button-up jerseys, can you? I remember trying to find one after the ASG in Phone Company Park.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 13, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

So people in Baltimore want to buy a jersey of Ty Wiggington?

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bud Selig hopes so.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 13, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

BARF SELIG

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

McCann totally earned the MVP.

Well played, chubby-faced pig-nosed catcher.

/still wants bacon

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 13, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree wholeheartedly.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

admit it know, you are a chubby chaser!

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too much Selig on my TV

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Too much Selig breathing.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too much Selig in my universe.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 14, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHI T MCCANN MVP!!

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Fuck Yourself Selig!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

YES ROSE, BUSTER WINS IT NEXT YEAR

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

/Salma

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

challanger appears

Photobucket

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhhh

I like this one :)

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 13, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

needz moar bewb!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

warner brother poster desginers agreed

they enlarged her breasts for the movie poster

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

idk who that is..

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

White Collar is back tonight


I’m so gay for Matt Bomer.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yes.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

later guys

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 13, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

From hank
Heard this: Giants and Brewers talked turkey on Hart, and Milwaukee asked for Sanchez or Bumgarner. Sabean is not eager to trade either.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 13, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Good

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 13, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE, SABES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

halol

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS UR FRIDGE RUNNIN LOL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not like the words "not eager"

The correct words should have been “No fucking way”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabes demands a turkey sandwich be thrown in to the deal.

Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know why, but I really like this.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 13, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s the otter pelvis

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The motion of the ocean.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE DH FUCK THE DH FUCK THE DH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 13, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

REC'D REC'D REC'D

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

DH GOTTA GO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep finding more gifs

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 13, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

new favorite gif

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG WIN

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

DERR THE AL IS THE SUPERIOR LEAGUE

fuck the haters. Peace out folks, that was epic.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 13, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Friday, July 16

SABES: “Here we are, Susan! Angel Stadium of Los Angeles of Anaheim or Compton! Surely, we’ll find solve the Case of the Missing Giants.”

SUSAN: “The All-Star break is over, sir. They’re all back at the park.”

SABES: “God, I’m good.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 13, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

:)

lol

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dancing And Pigrides In The Streets!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Agh, why does that commercial have to play Chelsea Dagger?! WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 13, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

that song has to go

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still scarred from the NHL playoffs. I used to love the Fratellis. Now, not so much.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 13, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

already got shit talked to me about the Blackhawks

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard it at a Grizz game right after the playoffs and I flipped the fuck out.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

FP is such a moron, I swear to god. I want to write poetry about this man’s utter stupidity.

/turns off radio

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 13, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean like

That Santangelo
Excellent bench warmer
Needs to shut his gob

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Giants Get Home Field!!!!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Man Weezy looked great in his appearance tonight.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, don't interview Wilson or anything.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey ESPN has taken a break from Steinbrenner tributes

to cover the press conference from the All-Star game. Man, Charlie Manual sounds as dumb as Bochy.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Chris Rose wants the World Series to Start in LA this year. I want Chris Rose to be buried in LA this year.

by mlb22 on Jul 13, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Hope you got some yuks from the photoshops

At least for the Bay Bridge World Series the A’s can clinch at home. Later G dudes.

@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 13, 2010 9:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Well done. Good night.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 13, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

TARP

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they ever make it to WS one of these days

I think TARP be gone.

@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 13, 2010 9:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

WOW Rosenthal is tiny compared to Wainwright.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the most action on Mad Men in 3 years!

Love that show btw.

by SandoBall on Jul 13, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So does Lincecum start on Thursday?

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 13, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

Because he didn’t pitch today.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 13, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will be Lincecum, Zito, Cain, Sanchez to open vs. the Mets. MadBum, Tim and Zito face LA.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would hope you could beat a high school team 13 times in a row

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

/banned

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

but...

but… Reggie Williams!

by Eric Remer on Jul 13, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

My hero

Raining 3’s like it’s the all star game

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘cept it’s not

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t tell don nelson that.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh!!!!

WE HATE IT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

should someone make a post game thread

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 13, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn't you get the news?

Daniel Radov made one

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 13, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who deleted his other one?

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 13, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

we think alike, brotha

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daniel Radov is all over it!

not enough abuse the first time, I guess

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we should, but maybe keep it in the overflow section?

by Natto on Jul 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please. Animated gifs are overheating my mac.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 13, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

wooo

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 13, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

For Marlon Byrd. Awesome.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 13, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

that was

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Postgame Thread Topics

- NL finally wins
- Jose Valverde is a clown
- Matt Holliday re-performs fantastic LA-based defense
- Dodger players mostly suck, giving McCoven the best possible results
- Timmy starts Thursday
- Charlie Manuel crafty enough to use best closer in NL during 8th inning
- Dodger players mostly suck, giving McCoven the best possible results

by mlb22 on Jul 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Foghorn FTW!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broxton gives up a walk off if not for the molina like speed of ortiz.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Valverde? really? haha, if you say that, then call out Panda for his ritual, and Romo for his little shindig, same with Wilson after every game

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/anxiously awaits thursday

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 13, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLOLIDAY

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

new thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/13/1568687/post-game-all-star-fun-thread

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

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