All Star Overflow Thread
by jponry on Jul 13, 2010 6:30 PM PDT
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GO NATIONAL LEAGUE
LEAGUE PRIDE YEAH
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WIGGLE IT!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
just a little bit
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
this two-inning pitcher rule is pretty lame, imo
i’ll say it again
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
I haven’t been paying that much attention – is that an actual rule?
I also heard something about letting a player that’s lifted come back in?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
probably to prevent another tie
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Can we blame Joe Torre for these lame ASG rules?
He had teams filled with Yankees and didn’t want to use them and complained about it, until eventually his “rules” became the norm?
Be happy the Dodgers didn’t beat the Phillies in the NLCS last year. It would Russell Martin catching
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
LOL “Russell Martin catching.”
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
ACCOUNG!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Is this the new accoungthink?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
where did this meme start?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Last thread. SFguy.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
wow, that was fast twss
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
we’re still in this thing!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Derek Jeter needs to get the idea
and back the fuck off the plate
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
JOSH
FINISH HIM
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
For some reason I thought wheeler was LH
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
omg jeter has more hits than rose!!!!
buck just jizemed
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
SUCK IT JETER
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
GRAB SOME PINE JEET
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
I LOVE YOU JOSH JOHNSON
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
STFD
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN "CAPTAIN"
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
STFD JETER
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
STFD JETUH!
Josh Fucking Johnson!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
Bacon. . .
I want a bacon club chalupa. I’ll admit it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I can't think of anything I want less
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Shit smeared on your tongue?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
its close
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
the girls that come with it, though, would be fine
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
sure
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Pigs are the one animal I have hard time eating
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re my favorite animal to eat, when put into bacon form.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
yeah, you don’t actually eat the pig
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You have to kill them first
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s the problem. My parents had all types of animal that we slaughter and ate when I was a kid and I found myself to be fond of pigs.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You didn’t name them, did you?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
One lived in the house for 6 months
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
When I was a kid, my friend raised cattle for slaughter. They’d name them. Then they’d write the name on the freezer wrapped meat, so they knew who they were eating. “Tonight we’re having Blackjack burgers!”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
lol
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
doesn’t food come from the grocery store?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
GUY LOVE BACON SO I HAVE BACON UNDERWEAR ON!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
MY TACO IS JEALOUS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
At least the bacon is still in a taco.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: My kid gets braces next week
When the hell did they start putting braces on 8 year old kids? And why is it costing me $3k for one year?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I had braces when I was 8. So it’s been around since at least 1999.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Huh. Back in the olden days, we had to wait until we were 10 or 11 at the earliest.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I got 'em at 12.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
Inorite? Now the kids get them for a year when they’re 8, get ‘em off, then get ’em again when they’re 11 or 12.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Now that sounds like a racket.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
All about the $$$
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
To be fair, I also had braces for a total of 8 years. Finally done with the orthodontist when I was 17.
My teeth sucked.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Oy.
My kids’ teeth go in all sorts of different directions, and new teeth squeeze in wherever they can, so she definitely needs something. Just seems weird.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Sort of sounds like my teeth. I also needed a jaw spacer, a chain to bring up a molar that was growing in sideways, and all my wisdom teeth out. Oh, and a permanent retainer. Fuuuuuunnnn.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I got mine when I was 15.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but when did you get braces?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Ladies and gentleman: Lars.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
/bow
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
/“I’ll be here all season.”
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
I was expecting that, really.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
/kissing motion
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
stop yer whining
having kids is not compulsory
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
NOW you tell me. Where were you 8 years ago?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I WASN'T THERE!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
(I think)
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
corn…is that you?!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I had braces as an 8 yo. They were on for 2 years. About 20 years ago.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Then had to have them again for another 2 years when I was 15
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
i think i need them again. i kept spitting out my retainer and stepping on it, so my mom said I’d have to pay for the next one; of course, that was the last one.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
love it
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
lol ichiro out, hamilton in
LOL RANGE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
DUH HACK HACK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
wow Pujols
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
So cliff is pretty good
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Lee throws 94? I thought he was 92-90.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
this gun is ridiculous
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Zito could touch 89.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Lee is bringing it a little.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
STFD PUJOLS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
Joe Girardi
/doesnt give a shit about Cliff Lee’s House
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
Bayou
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
The Bork has taken over the NL players
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
he wasnt that bad…
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Wikipedia says that the episode was too long, and that Steinbrenner was uncomfortable with the Susan being killed thingie . Larry David says that he though he sucked, and decided to cut him out. I don’t know who to believe.
I was promised lasagna.
POOR SUSAN!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Not Steinbrenner.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Good find. Never had seen that one, and it's pretty funny.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 13, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Cliff Lee
Rumor: Cliff Lee gets traded to the NL after this half-inning.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
HACKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL 6 pitches
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL Howard, 0-2
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
BAWK!!!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
Howard against a bunch of lefties! EXCELLENT IDEA!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Haven’t many recent ASGs been boring like this?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
Did Bochy bring Dunston with him?
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
BRING BACK THE OLD FREE CREDIT REPORT BAND
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
so freecreditreport.com is now freecreditscore.com. was that necessary?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
dodging lawsuits
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
This
Here’s a bit about it, in a non-boring form.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
That Mastercard commercial wants to talk about loyalty?
They should show Pirates, Royals, A’s, and Jays fans.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
I love playing music
and I’m pretty sure there’s not enough money in existence for me to play the free credit report theme
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
from the bench!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be part of the All Star Festivities
How many walls can he break through?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
My mind instantly goes to those MXC clips where there’s these lines of wall with a few sections being breakaways, and the object is to run through the walls without crashing into a wood one.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I love that show
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Awesome.
Only in Rowand’s case they would all be wood. He would accept nothing less.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Here’s a clip, if you are so inclined.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Well, that was fun
My computer just started freaking out, but it seems to be fine now.
Anyways: Yeah, those numbers being the best in Pettite’s career are in no way suspicious from a pitcher who has already copped to using HGH.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
Jimenez sounds like he has a sock in his mouth
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I am not going to see Salt
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
+1
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Jolie not even hot in it
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
So ya’ll are actually watching this thing? Is it vaguely entertaining?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yes. no.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
meh
good pitching, Giants-like hitting
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Oh, good
Kuo is warming up. I was worried the NL might win this one.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WOW BRAUN
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Lucky.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lolwat
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
haters gonna hate
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
IVE ALWAYS SAID RYAN BRAUN HAS AWESOME RANGE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
WOW
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Nice!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
Andrew Baggarly extrabaggs
Kind of funny to see Tim Lincecum bored and sitting in the bullpen. He’s currently hanging from the roof like a monkey.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/insert “That’s racist” gif
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh my.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
omg
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
umm, inapropriate, even for here
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was funny
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It's cool, we're taking it back.
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLM
this
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“blacked” out?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
i don't even
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
i hate ironic racism
just for the record
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
What about unironic racism? I’ve always enjoyed Richard Pryor’s white people voice.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Or Eddie Murphy’s SNL skit where he’s a white guy.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
How about Beverly Hills Cop where he made fun of the cop who “sounded white”?
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
There was that episode of Samurai Champloo where a bunch of Americans arrive to play baseball and every single one of them is a incredible, ludicrous stereotype. I thought that was pretty funny.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
*an
dammit
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
One of few Chapelle shows Iiked was the blind Black KKK member
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by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
they were all awesome
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Well, most
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One of the few?!
Now that’s racist.
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Wasn’t he the leader?
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yeah
they didn’t want to tell him he was black because he “did so much for the movement”. That was so messed up but funny
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It's backward for a reason but...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHFUH_frhBw
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I thought it was hilarious
so that probably means I’m OMG RACIST BECAUSE I LAUGHED AT A FUNNY IMAGE THAT IMPLIED THAT STEREOTYPES EXIST. OH MY GOD.
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oh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ease up.
Life doesn’t have to be so serious.
these types of images, though, tend to lend an air of acceptability to the underlying stereotype
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok whatever
I think that’s bullshit. But whatever.
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well, not everyone is as fucking evolved as you
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously that was my point
douche
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that’s “douche, sir” to you, pal
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I would really prefer that the posting of this image not devolve into an argument. I’m really not in the mood for it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ok
well the 25 replies of overly-serious people didn’t help that then.
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The fact that you can’t leave it alone if someone has a dissenting opinion from you doesn’t help either.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ugh, whatever.
Yeah, it’s my fault.
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Actually there was only about 4-5 serious replies
and about 3 or so saying it was funny.
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The serious replies ruin everything though
HAI LOOK AT ME IM SO POLITICALLY CORRECT
SHHHHH DONT ARGUE WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION
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It’s not the ‘arguing’, it’s the being dismissive of the fact that, hey, not everyone has the same levels of humor that you do. And it’s not like anyone made a big stink about it – half the people responding thought it was funny, the other half were like, “uhhhh…”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Political correctness annoys me
and others. I’m sorry that I felt like expressing that opinion.
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And people who like to flaunt how OMG NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT THEY ARE!!!! LOL! annoy me.
So let’s just move on.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Fine by me
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hey, i want the last word here!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMN YOU COOKYMAN!
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
douche
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Nice comeback!
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought so
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Yep you nailed it.
Even though that image may be a bit too much.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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I believe he just wrote “not good”
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I was replying to the whole stream of comments that seem a little much to me
but that’s just me.
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lol tim
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Bags is totally high with timmy right now.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Howard Cosell!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Baggs should just live tweet Timmy.
I’m sure it’ll be much more interesting than the game.
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great grab!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
The Hebrew Hamma Strikes!
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WOW BRAUN
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Fools and Sages
Wow
Way to go Braun, as Milwaukee breathes a sigh of relief he did not shatter his wrist.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Yeah, no kidding. That looked baaaaad
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no diving in the all-star game from now on
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mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
/Nothing new
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Fact:
Buck has never spoken out of anywhere else.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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That is his only that working orifice.
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by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants fans are allowed to like no more than two Dodgers. You now have to hate either Koufax or Robinson.
I was promised lasagna.
I thought that only applied to active Dodgers. There’s a whole tribunal process for retired ones.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
You want to only hate 92% of current Dodgers? Why didn’t you tell me you’re a terrorist?
I was promised lasagna.
THAT BASTARD!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I respect him for what he did, but I don’t like him as a player or person.
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by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I choose Nomo and Snyder
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by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait. Couldn’t you use Nomo with another team, freeing up a Dodger slot?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
No, Nomo is a Dodger
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by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL citizenship test
seriously, though can you admire someone without liking them? Robinson obviously had a lot of guts, but I don’t think I’d enjoy having a beer with him.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
STEALING FROM A BLACK MAN!
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by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I don;t like Robinson b/c he was an ass to Mays
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by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Called Mays an Uncle Tom and a do-nothing about civil rights and the like.
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He criticized Mays for not being vocal and saying he(Mays) had it easier b/c of him(Robinson).
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by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL AMERICAN LEAGUE
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Good
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
Too bad Griffey already quit
he coulda hit a dinger, ripken style
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
/Sabean waits by telegraph
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SABEAN WAITS FOR NO MAN
/signs Garry Matthews IV
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/signs ken griffey jr.
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by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
SABEAN WAITS FOR NO MAN
/signs Jennie Finch
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This game needs some TORTURE
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
This game has been nothing BUT torture.
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"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 13, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s called the Joe Buck effect.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Jul 13, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
“Tim hasn’t even finished his hot dog yet.”
Please Joe don’t talk about your love life on air.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
haha
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LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY HALF GIANT!
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The NY Mets – Bastard replacements for departed Giants and Dodgers
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blorange imposters!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
A HIT!
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"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
Yay!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
LOL YAHOO
No pics for NL pitchers, but AL pitcher pics
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LOL MAUER
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poorly played
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The thing is, that throw got to the outfield faster than any NL hit has tonight
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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Spectacular throw!
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"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
LOL AL
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
VAH-ROOOOOOM RIGHT?
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damn it, Wright.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
LOL THAT THROW
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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lol Mauer
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST A BIT OUTSIDE
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Buster wouldn't make that throw
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
MAUER'd
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
"Does our radar gun even go up to 100?"
No, it only goes up to 11.
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Bochy: BUNT HIM OVER!
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/whiteside pinch run
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
LULZ
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LOL BRAUN
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ONE OF THE GREAT CLUTCH HITTERS OF ALL TIME
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BOOO DODGER SCUM
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UGH THE PAIN
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Good!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
LOL CLUTCH
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Bochy signals for the Sac Fly
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL here comes the DP
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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DP and he's a Giant on Thursday
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Ethier knows Verlander
better than Verlander knows Verlander, and Verlander verlands it.
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
Hart is ready to play for the Giants
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL HART
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LOL FAIL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL HART
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LOL HART
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
Why is this dude an all star?
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21 HRS?
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Corey Hart using the Aaron Rowand school of swinging.
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LOL HART
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
Sabean's Checklist
Swings at first pitch? Check.
Swings at a ball, and missed? Check.
Strikes out on another ball? Check
/makes trade offer
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
You forgot strikes out with runner on 3rd and less than 2 outs.
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by vinScullySucks on Jul 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
He's so going to be on the Giants...
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Mccann! Wooohoo
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He has a pig nose. Now I want bacon again.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
DONT GO TO TACO BELL!
nooooo
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home run derby screwed up his swing
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
McCann should not do something shitty here.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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like kill Hanley Ramirez.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
BO-OI-OI-OINGG!!
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this game will be over in about 10 minutes
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
15 inning tie!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
nah. the 7th inning stretch will last for 45 minutes.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
glee or train?
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
steel cage death match!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
lol leads catchers in HRs with 10
Buster has 7 in half the games.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
damn.
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Where the hell was Bochy?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THAT SUCKED
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
woah
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL WTP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WEHAVETOGOBACK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I love the way his lip artfully quivers at the end.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Subject
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
GRRRRRRRR HE MISSED IT by like an inch
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
TWSS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
OINK OINK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
bah
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
LOL INEFFECTUAL NL LINEUP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol warning track power
lol only one back-up catcher
[lol fades into a sigh]
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Apparently starting catcher can come back in
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Screw the rules, we need money!
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Seriously, though...
Most 25-Man rosters have 2-3 catchers, and they can’t find 3 good catchers for each league on a 34-Man roster?
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Posey sez wassup
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Tell him I said wassup back
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Eli Whiteside is available for pinch running duties
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
This is like watching a Giants game
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I’ve felt that way since it started, people appear to be doing scott impressions.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Having a DH = pitcher's duel
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
Bochy must have given mcaan tips before the AB
Veteran catcher to veteran gamer
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL HOLLYWOOD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The Expendables
Why do I want to see this movie?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Because it's Awesome!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
cuz you have $ to throw away
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Because Twilight cannot win.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
The LFA looks awesssommee
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL
extrabaggs
Cliff Lee threw six pitches. Andy Pettitte threw eight. What, did someone secretly replace all the NL hitters with all Giants?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE GAME ASSHOLE!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
ouch.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if Inception is good, thinking about seeing it.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
it looks amazing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Leo + Nolan = Awesomeness
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Dick Nolan
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
90 something % on rotten tomatoes
definitely seeing it. Looks awesome
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Yup, seems like it’ll be worth it.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 13, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
extrabaggs All-Star least valuable player thus far: NL third base coach Sam Perlozzo.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
Kuo
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
HERITAGE!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
YOUR COUNTRY IS FAILING!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
BOO DODGER SCUM
NOT ENOUGH GIANTS IN THIS GAME.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
If Grant was a Dodgers player, would we boo him and risk a ban here?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
this question makes no sense
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not touch it?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Simple. If Grant Brisbee signed with the Dodgers and still was the leader here, would we boo him and risk being banned.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
nope, still a stupid question
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Yeah pretty much
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Would a Dodger player be running a Giants blog?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
dude, like what if the earth is just, like, an atom in some other universe?
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
I’ll hold that for you…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m willing to share some with her.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid Dodger.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL KUO
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOSER
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
OH MY GOD THEY JUST INTERRUPTED THE GAME FOR STUPID STORM WARNINGS
douches
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
BOO DODGER SCUM
Leadoff walks against this lineup I am sure will turn out fine.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL BJ Upton
completely thrown under the bus for Longo incident
hustle, asshole
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
If Kuo is going to play, he should face lefties only
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
LOL
What a fucking fail of a player
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
OH MY GOD
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
BOOOO DODGER SCUM
WTF WAS THAT?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WOW CAN YOU MAKE A WORSE THROW?
HONG CHI LOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
YOU WORTHLESS DODGER PIECE OF CRAP
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I HATE YOU KUO!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
oh, brother. koreans.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
just kidding, gamer
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
/confused by plethora of south korean girls images
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s OK, they are hard to tell apart.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
jctgamer might have your ass for that.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/sidles toward door
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t that the Korean capitol?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
wait—who’s from taiwan?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Altogether? It’s quite a few.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It's an entirely different kind of flying, all together.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
faux pa, me
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
guess i need to brush up on my racial profiling
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems against the spirit of racial profiling to be too precise about it.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
here you go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ks2hpYElIk
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I think I once saw a Dr. Seuss cartoon titled “How to tell Japs from Chinks”. Classy guy.
I was promised lasagna.
That was for the army in WWII, right?
I had a Japanese friend come visit me in China. Pretty much everyone assumed she was Chinese, and were usually really alarmed and frustrated when she couldn’t speak Chinese.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
I don’t think so, I think I saw it in some old magazine.
I think it’s probably like two Europeans countries – German people have a general look, as do the English, but it’s not like no German could ever pass for an Englishman.
I was promised lasagna.
Seuss was weird. As long as the Japanese weren’t involved, he was as anti-racism as they come. But when they were…it got ugly.
I was promised lasagna.
Wow.
Thanks for destroying my previously ignorantly blissful perception of Ted Geisel.
(Man., I hate it when that happens!)
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
funny, a korean friend said it was the calves. Korean women have slender calves and Japanese women have big calves. Who knew!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh fuck this shit.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU GET THIS ASSHOLE OUT
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
holy fuck that was awful
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
KUO BLOWS HARD
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
LOL KUO
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I blame the 38th parallel
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
This made me laugh a lot more then it should have.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOLKUO
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
HONG CHIH LOL
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
WTF KUO :(
幹
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOL way to go
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
bring in Brian Wilson!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
Kuo: Hell, we won’t be in the WS anyway!
/airmails throw
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Game ends 1-0, Giants go to the WS.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 13, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
“Pitchers can’t throw to bases” — Tim McCarver
I’ve got the South Park open mouth face going on this one.
2001 WURLD CERES!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
A YANKEE DID THIS THING THAT ONE TIME
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xdTYVxzEwI
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
They never ever have to do that, do they?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Well, fuck.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
BALLGAME
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
So how’s Kuo doing?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL KUO
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL DODGERS LOL KUO
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Ballgame
Geez, this is way too familiar.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
BALLGAME
DODGERS LOSE, BLOW IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
POORLY PLAYED, MAUER
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL MAUER
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
he did
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL KUO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BAWK!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL Dodgers
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
GTFO KUO
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Not well played Mauer.
LOL ERRORS AT THE ASG
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
HEATH BAR
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
Technically he still hasn't given up a hit to left handers....
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Even if he gave up 3, it wouldn’t count
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
BUT THIS TIME IT COUNTS
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
HEATH BELL COMING IN
FUCK OFF DODGER SCUM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That commercial was TERRIBLE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
My Fox station has me on a huge delay compared to everyone else.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
gah!
high-5ing
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
HEEZ FOCUZED
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
allstargame.gif
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Look at Hart pond that gatorade.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hart:
did he just scratch out my….
/spit take
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
pound too.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
POND!
QUASI!
HEATMISER!
LA LUNA 9/13/94 – $5 – ALL AGES!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
...
Does someone need a nap?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A dirt nap.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
THAT’S RACIST!!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This is the only time I’ve rooted against Joe Mauer. May he forgive my wretched soul.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Joe mauer is awesome but I enjoyed his sandovalian base running.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I think you mean Riverian.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
This
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL Heath Bell running
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I HATE THE FUCKING PADRES
But say what you will about that stupid team, they know how to shut it down when they activate bullpen arms.
Their pitching is scary good.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Different Fantasy though.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Andrew Baggarly extrabaggs
The crowd loves it as portly Heath Bell sprints, and I mean sprints, from the bullpen to the mound.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
"Hi, I'm Jake Gyllenhaal, relief pitcher for the Cincinnati Reds..."
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Hi, I'm Jake Gyllenhaal,
You may remember me from such films as….
That’s not important.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wait, what?
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Jul 13, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
that's very flattering
but my avatar is already mated for life
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
I almost want to see Prince of Persia just for his abs.
Almost.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL MCCAN'T
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
NL sucks, don't they?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Oh geez
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
What grand slam?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
by srpwrd on Jul 13, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
THIS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who’s what now?
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
by GiantBrass on Jul 13, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Coulda been way worse
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Manuel knew he had to scrub out the Dodger stench.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
If they had West vs. East All Stars
Would the West stand a chance of winning?
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
The West Pitching would be shutdown.
Even if it was just the Giants and Padres Staff.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Are you dividing the country in half, or putting the 16 teams furthest west on the west team? Because there are way more franchises in the geographic east.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Yeah split whatever teams you have out west
Like the NHL. Where Columbus and Detroit are out West.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 13, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
They were… in 1768.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok NL hitters, get off your asses.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Just got back from dinner
LOL Gas Can Kuo
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 7:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Wow.
Their IPhone works?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Leave it up to a Dodger to blow it for everyone.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
KAMEHAMEHA!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
In my imagination, he writes “BEAT LA” on the Dodger fan’s ball.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
If someone was going to do it, it would be Timmy.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 13, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
“Avoid the clap, – Big Time Timmy Jim”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Jul 13, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL McCarver
Dan Levy OntheDLpodcast
Tim McCarver mentioned he’d take Ethier (.364) over anyone else in the NL with RISP. He’s not even leading his own TEAM. Loney .375
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
i’d much rather have ethier than fucking james loney
by kingofthacove on Jul 13, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
YOU LOVE SPENDING MONEY.
YOU LOVE IT.
SPEND MONEY.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Tim Lincecum was the only National League player I saw that was signing autographs before his team assembled for the group picture. Good on him, not so good on the rest of the roster
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
YES
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
♥Tim♥
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Hard to sign autographs with gel on your hands.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 13, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
So…when does Tim Lincecum pitch? Or do we trust Evan Meek and Matt Capps more?
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
He is only going in if there’s extra innings.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Love the Old Spice commercial
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Follow @oldspice on Twitter. They’ve been posting some hilarious personal video responses to people’s tweets.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
SWAN DIVE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He's drrrreamy.
Hey, that’s not the catcher I want to see.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, those commercials are fantastic
i’m wondering if that was all in one take
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
OT: Listen this Mel Gibson/Christian Bale Mash-Up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ge02eybjY&feature=player_embedded
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
So Mel Gibson now hates Jews, black people, women, and homosexuals. Who does he attack next? Norwegians?
I was promised lasagna.
/Lars signal
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don't care why or how
But I want someone to get kicked in the nads before this game is over.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t have much time because I’m studying for a midterm…. but if you can drive over here before the game is over, I’ll kick ya… I have cleats too if you’d like…
I am not going to lie, Merope
That’s hot
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
We can put the video on a Russian website and generate a little cash.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t believe how much Hell’s Kitchen I’ve watched. That show is terrible.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Defensive instabililty? This Allstar game needs Veteran Grit
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
/clicks subject
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
or 9000 calories a day
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
a night you mean
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
How’s he been doing for the Rangers?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Worse than when he was on the giants, somehow.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
3 GDPs in 7 games
The Giants Way® lives.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Just checked BR
Mother of god…
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Trains his time by holding a blowtorch next to them while they lift weights
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
his team*
DAMMIT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Remember, around half of the Red Sox were injured at AT&T Park.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
AND NOW WE GIVE YOU A RANDOM RED SOX INJURY UPDATE!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Now Halladay gets loose.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
greased up
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LUBED
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
So, did Tim pitch?
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
Oh ya? Thanks.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Needs less
I want Tim to open vs. the Mets and face the Dodgers.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
catch.gif
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Yow.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Err…incomplete?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
That needs to be saved for the next Dodger game
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
RAINBOW
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuo.
But, to be fair, McCarver pointed out that pitchers aren’t used to throwing to bases.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
What an idiot
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Im my view...
the team that has scored the most runs at the end of 9 innings will win the game. – McCarver
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
A lifetime of waiting for a Taiwan All Star
And Kuo does that, FML.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Good to see that Omar Infante has been a vital addition to the roster
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
ManuLOL
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Clearly deserving
Just like nick swisher.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Swisher is pretty damn good.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Andrew Bailey?
Wasn’t he…on some commercial with Nelson Cruz? or something?
Now Nelson Cruz, that guy is good!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
Jeter is still in there?
(SHE SAID)
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Why would I want to see Elvis Andrus
/rolls eyes
I did not correctly pick any of the 3 NL Division leaders at the all star break
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
anybody who picked the padres was on crack
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I think i might have picked the Braves
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That was Rowandesque, Adrian!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
/boras gets nervous thinking that ground out lowered the value of gonzalez’s next contract by 0.14820%
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Boras doesn't represent AGon
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 7:26 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL HOWARD
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
Gross.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WHY CAN NOBODY FUCKING HIT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
These are all-star pitchers!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 13, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
LEFTIES CAN'T HIT LEFTIES!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
you mean the san francisco giants, right?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Well shit...
Why doesn’t the AL ever make huge mistakes like the NL does
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Jesus, 6th Inning already?
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Oh man
The AL is going to win this 1-0 because of a fucking Dodger.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
O RLY, McCarver
The Pads aren’t gonna trade AGon? That’s some great insight
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 7:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
CAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNe!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
Khaaaaiiinnne
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright, I'll turn it on...
But I’m not gonna watch it!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Inception looks incredible
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
But it’s hard to take Leo seriously.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
um no
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
The only movie of his I have really liked:
Gangs of New York
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What?!
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? That Boston mob film? Catch Me If You Can? Guy has a decent resume, and he can flat out act.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TITANIC!!!
oh wait
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Blood Diamond. The Basketball Diaries. Just adding on. :)
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t really like The Basketball Diaries. He was in a film with Robert DeNiro that’s supposed to be pretty good.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yes! I definitely enjoyed the movie, and he was great.
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh.
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This does nothing to change my mind.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What about The Aviator?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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loved it
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I'll agree that Revolutionary Road sucked.
Fun fact: DiCaprio is playing J. Edgar Hoover in a coming biopic.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Does he look good in fishnet stockings?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No, that flick was great.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I’m unhappy! No, I’m more unhappy! Oh yeah? Well I’m super unhappy, and I don’t know why! WELL, LET’S FIGHT ABOUT IT AND MAKE CRAZY DECISIONS! HEY, I’M A CRAZY GUY WHO IS REALLY UNHAPPY AND CAN TALK ACCURATELY ABOUT YOUR DARKEST SHAME. THIS IS SO BECAUSE I’M A MATHEMATICIAN.
End in tears. Whee.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He has a weird head. I don’t like to watch him on screen.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Why?
He’s a fine actor.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I'm over that. The guy's just flat out good.
His voice gets a little screechy at times, but he can act.
Leo is definitely one of my favorite actors.
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
IAWTC
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I am so stoked for this!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
(Juno+The Departed/Martin Scorceze)500 Days of Summer= good ass movie
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by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
irl lol
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by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Friends was a revelation in that movie.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh.
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INCEPTION LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME
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MIIINDFUCK
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, definitely does, i'm so confused about it but
then i understood it’s a dream, right?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Leonardo diCaprio prays every night that his voice will finally change
And wakes up disappointed again!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
He's also a handsom, rich actor who lives in LA.
I’m sure he finds a way to be at peace.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Money’s what matters!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Says the man who has lots of it….
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Really? I thought Lars was my banker, must be you.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Well, you have bragged about your nice car. AND confirmed this in the past. It’s possible that you were joking and lolme if that’s the case.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
No dude, I’m an artist. I don’t make a lot of money, but I also don’t care about it, like at all. Sorry for the misunderstanding. WE’RE COOL.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL POOR
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You’re poor? Like your opinion means anything!
I’m glad that we’re cool.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
No, I just don’t care about money. LISTEN TO ME.
SING!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LALALA
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL GORDON LEAVITT
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Congrats on the big call-up to Fresno! Now, try not to have a 7.50 ERA after you make your next start.
Actually a decent actor
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That Juno girl looks good in a business suit
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
ELLEN PAGE
looks good in anything.
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not in 'hard candy'
she was a crazy bitch
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by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
DOOD SHE CHOPPED HIS BALLZ OFF!
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by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
AGREED, FUCK YES
she was good in Juno
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That movie was garbage.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Well you should listen more!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SING!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
UR OPINION, AND I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE,
UR GARBAGE
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That movie elicits such strange reactions from people.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
backlash
Also, I think some people don’t think it’s great and so, by default, call it awful. Just because something isn’t great doesn’t make it terrible. It’s just sexier to say something sucks. TWSS
maybe people have gone through such things
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
the whole scene with Rainn Wilson was grating.
I liked the 2nd half of it.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
for one scene, he was aight
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Convenience store guy.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It was okay. I didn’t understand the critical adulation and do not understand the incredible vitriol.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
“Up in the Air” has the same thing happening to it. Save “Thank You for Smoking,” perhaps it’s more of a Jason Reitman issue than Ellen Page or Diablo Cody. Though… maybe it is a lot more Diablo Cody.
Can’t someone just think a movie is shitty without having an ulterior political motive?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Absolutely.
But in terms of Juno & Diablo Cody, I think there’s an above average amount of “politics” involved in people’s opinions. This notion occurred to me before you stated your opinion.
How do you know this?
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Ellen Page is awesome
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
Yup Page is pretty sweet.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
She has a doppleganger that works at the Mountain View library.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
pics or it doesnt exist
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Pics would pretty much count as stalking.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2010 8:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
OH BROTHER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OH FUCKING HELL
Marlon Byrd?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MR. MID-JULY!
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
Marlon Byrd's an allstar
really?
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
impressive
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Having a pretty good season.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TOO MANY FUCKING DODGERS
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Elvis Andrus Costello Torres Presley
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
Because it's true
Charlie Manuel hates winning. If he liked winning he wouldn’t have put Omar Infante on the roster.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Because there's gonna be a DOUBLE SWITCH and you'll see TWO!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
/Timmy in RF
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
marLOLn Byrd
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 7:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Andrus gets in as a pinch runner.
LOL
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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I really wonder if Tim McCarver knows that at least 70%, if not 80% or more, of educated people that watch sports think he’s a complete idiot.
Cy Lincecain FTW
In my experience idiots don’t generally care what educated people think of them, idiots look down on educated people for wasting their time with all the learnin and sech.
Chris Rock
all classes in school: 5 smart kids, 5 dumb as shit kids and everybody else is in the middle.
Is it really pronounced "androos"?
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Who is the Diamondbacks’ representative?
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Chris Young?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Chris Young
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Hmmm I wouldve guessed Kelly Johnson
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
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by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL SUCK IT ANDRUS
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LOL ANDRUS
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Go take solace in my step sister!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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LOL Andrus
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Elvis rivera
LOL FAIL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL ELVIS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
HAW HAW
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LOL ANDRUS
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
Elvis has left the basepaths.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
jinx
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I now understand why Bruce Bochy is one of the coaches for the All Star game...
…because of his aptitude at double-switches in the 6th inning and earlier.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
LOL McCann
LOL Andrus
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 7:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
nope
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he was before he went off the bag
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BASEPATH
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What you said.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
SklarBrothers: to say the NL offense is anemic is an insult to anemia.
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That was Velez-esque
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Phillips blocked his foot! BRILLIANT
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I wouldn’t mind a super speedy 2B with power :D.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
also pretty good defender
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That to, but I think sanchize has been doing a great job. He’s been surprisingly healthy since he came back hopefully that doesn’t change.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
ichiro shoulda hit an in the parker, that woulda got it goin
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey guys don't worry, Matt Capps is warming up!
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Why does Girardi's face remind me of a shaved cat?
I’ll take my answer off the air.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
LOL capps time
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I think the Angels should change their name again
‘Disneyland Angels"
more appealing than Los Angeles or Anaheim
and let’s be honest, thats the only reason anyone heads over there
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Only reason I go to Anaheim
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They’d get the regional market—think of all the 10 year olds this would attract
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Is there anything else in Anaheim?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
some really gross neighborhoods and run down shopping centers
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by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Again
You didn’t answer me last night. Where in Anaheim are you referring to?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
from my experience, anywhere not between disneyland and angel stadium
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by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you come here often?
I just can’t imagine what part is more “gross” than any other city. Maybe you just have higher standards than me.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't mean to offend
(failed miserably, sorry)
every city definitely has their run down areas, and the areas of Anaheim that are what I mentioned before are really nice, gross was the wrong word, but i don’t care for the neighborhoods outside of that small region.
except for the disney character warehouse store. /nerd
i think thats technically in fullerton though
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by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that store is in Fullerton (right on the intersection where Adenhart died).
The areas just outside of the Disneyland area (areas the Disneyland pays for to keep clean) are not the nicest, but there are some really nice areas here. Anaheim Hills is really nice.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m always confused about where anaheim ends and fullerton or LA begin.
My aunt lives right around the corner from D-Land, so every time I have gone, even as a kid has been in a not great area.
apologies for not giving credit
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by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
No apology needed. I want to move back to LA.
There are a couple cities between Anaheim and the LA Co. border.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
lol me
shows how much i know
my fiance wants me to get down to San Diego, I’ve never been, never much liked SoCal but heard SD is pretty nice
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by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t spent enough time in SD to have much of an opinion.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Halladay is sure lock for CY.
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same as he was last year
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Adios Halladay
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Crewcut guy is somehow magnetic.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
Yes, I KNOW who he is.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Jose Bautista?
future giant
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
haha, it'd seem like it, huh?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
How did Matt Capps make the All Star team?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
saves
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PLAYERS CHOICE!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
this just in
he’s a bad manager
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
Ryan howard will DH all 9 innings, and you can guarantee that.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I have no doubt about this
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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
you can
put it on the board……..
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Let’s start saying the all-star’s names by switching the first initial of their first name w/ the first of their last name…
man hoy ralladay is really fuckin some shit up…hosh jamilton singles and now we got big papi oavid drtiz comin up. great. i wanna see lim tincecum and wrian bilson, but i guess we’ll have to wait since catt mapps is comin in..sick. also, kind of weird how we havent seen rlex aodriguez in the game yet… hmm. beath hell was solid tho..as was j-baldo uimenez. ahh crap, the NL is really gonna lose again. if only puster bosey or hubrey auff were here to hit some dingerz!
Cy Lincecain FTW
I wasn’t sold until “Hubrey Auff.”
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 13, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
nasty
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
FUCK YEAH CAPPS
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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
STFD Ortiz
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL Ortiz
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 7:39 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
My online feed is coming from Austin LOL.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
good thing you don't have ours
they’ve interrupted twice with weather updates
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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
Lol, how bad can it be for that?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
It's not bad at all
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LOL Manuel protecting his pitcher
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BAWK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So the lesson here is
You can bash lobbed balls a friggin’ country mile but you better be able to hit something thrown faster or you’re going to look like a complete idiot nationwide.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
SklarBrothers: American League 1 — Washington Generals 0
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Bo Jackson kicks ass
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
GET OFF MY TV SELIG
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Bud Selig almost makes me want to root for cancer
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Who is this bearded guy telling me to "Stand up to cancer"...from a seat in a ballpark?
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
phil hughes wears a really high number for an allstar
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
lol Votto
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
They jolted Bud with a cattle prod to keep him awake.
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
1 pitch outs!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
makes me feel at home
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
LOL jeter treatment
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
why the fuck do you think dude?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Seriously dude
I hate the Yankees and the Red Sox but this is just getting tiring.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
I like the Red Sox and these networks over do it.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
maybe it's due to Steinbrenner?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Everyone is aware of that, but they don’t have to show the dugout came like there’s something to see.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
jeter> game
i mean why do they even have an all star game
it should be the jeter show staring some other guys who are not as good as he is and who he has prolly slept with
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
He doesn’t play for the Yankees………………yet
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
it will be quite the story when the newly acquired red sox matt cain pitches against the yankee tim lincecum
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Chris rose is a colossal douche
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
I ate too many cookies. :(
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MORE AT 11
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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
What kind of cookies?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Money.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The two dollar bill is the most flavorful. Penny garnish on two-cookies.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
No, let's watch Jeter
I am obviously not wanting to watch a game. Tell me more about how Steinbrenner saved those orphans from Satan
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Rally Pew Pew girl that isn't Pew Pewing
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
My heart melts regardless.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 13, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I’m pew pewing.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m just not into watching girls pew…fucking internet and the way it spreads bad fetishes.
Furries would barely exist were it not for this place.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
HOT
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
What's her name?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
육지혜
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
oh come on
I’m already learning spanish don’t make me try another one yet!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
On a side note, this chick I know just told me her car died because she failed to get an oil change and tore her engine up…she went nearly 5,000 miles after her last oil change. fail.
Cy Lincecain FTW
That's what we're here for.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s not all that many miles.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
They see me Rolen
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 7:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I thought the World Cup was over
OMGLOLI"MSOFUNNYUCWUTIDIDTHAR?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Christina
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I don't hate her...or her career assistants...
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
She’s just not that hot, please stop posting her pics.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I think she’s very hot, but I hate that she has been reduced to spam.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I hate that she had to inflate her sense of self esteem.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
That's why she's so amazing
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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
Why are you looking at her face?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Because I’m shallow
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
They're both amazing in their own way, dude
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Watch the firefly episode with her in it
she is amazing.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
You could not possibly be more wrong
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
oh my god
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
there's something very cool on this pic that i just cant take my eyes off
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
OMG OMG TITS
OMG
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Rally (French Standard) Time
http://www.uniqlo.jp/uniqlock/
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SCOTT ROLEN IS FUCKING AWESOME
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GO GO NATIONAL LEAGUE HITTERS
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LOL Roland Vroom.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Roland? Its like a land of Aaron Rowands.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
Did he just call Rolen one of the best runners in the HISTORY of baseball?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
i have never over exaggerated in the history of the entire universe
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
I wonder if that was on the teleprompter or he actually mustered that thought up himself.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Holliday should've hit that with his dick
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 7:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
You saw that in a porn once, right?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
He catches balls with it
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
*or attempts to anyway
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 7:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Just when things are going good
They have to interview the ultimate SUCK that is Kuo
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
So
I think the NL should score some runs this inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Jim Rome is my hero
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sure where to go, sooo...I haven't seen this yet:
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
looks good
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But looks are deceiving.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
comparing it to pixar doesnt count mymclife
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Well soooooorrrry I have high standards for animated movies.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
good reviews too
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Reviewers lie.
/saw it and almost walked out
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
It should be easy now
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont think this game is gonna end in 10 minutes...
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
phiLOL Hughes
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Cheese
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
Hey Chris Young
Don’t fuck this up.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
He fucked it up!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL NL
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
BAH DUMB SNAKE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OH FUCK YOU YOUNG
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Damn, my reception just went to hell.
First a Blank…then Blankfail.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
2010 Edgar renteria right there
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
FUCK OFF NFC WEST PLAYERS WHY THE FUCK DO YOU SUCK WHEN I WANT YOU TO SUCCEED YOU FUCKS
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LOL RYAN BRAUN
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NFC West?
This is about Alex Smith, isn’t it?
by RoyaleWithCheese on Jul 13, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Ssh. Just grab his car keys.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else hope Timmy doesn't pitch today?
I want to make sure he starts for us against NY on thursday…
yep
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure bork told chuck manuel “Don’t use him unless he’s the final pither”. Bork probably told chucky that he should use chris young because he’s a “great RBI guy”.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
It almost worked
The problem was the lack of veteran grit.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
That would be a pithy thing to do.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup but I do want Wilson to pitch.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Me too
It’d suck if no Giant actually played in the ASG.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I would like to see Brian Wilson pitch though
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ugh
Marlon Byrd?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OH GOOD A CUB
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh, Lou.
A manager gives his own team a vote of no confidence.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
The NL really needs to win this game
To bad bork and chuck are going over strategies in the dugout.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
This is pretty much the broadcast
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 13, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
rec’d
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Bigger head, Joe Buck or Bruce Bochy?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Jul 13, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
CHEATER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NEED SOME JAZZ
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
BByrd
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 7:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Phew
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DO THIS MCCANN!!!!!!!!!!
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OBP... wait
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL
You can’t walk your way to All Star Glory!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
McCann that was close you ass
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
He took care of it.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
WOO!!!
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boom goes the dynamite
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jul 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
NATIONAL LEAGUE MOFOS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BRIAN MOTHERFUKKING MCCANN!!!
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FUCK YES SUCK IT AL!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
MCCANN!
NL LEADS!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THAT’S BETTER
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
YEAH
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WOO!!!!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
SUCK IT AL
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
MCCANNNNNNNN
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
YES!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
MCCANN
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT, YANKEES PITCHER!!!!!!
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OH WAIT I MEAN WHITESOX
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Well, two of the runs does go to Hughes
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
HOW DARE YOU ON THIS OF ALL DAYS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Rally Christina comes through!
SUCK IT HATERS!!!!!!!!
YEAH BUDDAY!
NOW it counts!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Buster Posey would've hit a grand slam
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 7:57 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Pew Pew Transformer
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Jul 13, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
YES
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
You're not gonna tell me her english name are you
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Just GIS 육지혜
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
uhh...hey there
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there are some good ones
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
there are
just out of curiosity, who is she? Some sort of model? Singer? Actress?
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cars and cute girls
I’ll take it
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Korean showgirl, they are usually hired to promote products at trade shows, car shows..etc.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I think Huff would be in favor of this gif
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
That was kind of a shitty relay throw from whoever is at 2B
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Rally Christina Works!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
lol grass
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
extrabaggs
And we all know what happened the last time a Dodgers closer had the lead in an All-Star Game. #gagnefail
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Didn’t bell blow it last year?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
lol baggs
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Tim mccarver sounded so depressed when he said “and the NL leads it 3-1….”
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
yes he did
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Which is strange since he played his entire career with NL teams
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
BOO DODGER SCUM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wlson would freak
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YAY ANDREW BAILEY
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
In a Bay Area alliance against LA, I hope Bailey strikes out Furcal.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
THEY'RE BEING REAL HITTERS FINALLY
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CHEATING DODGER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I dunno, Burger King...
…thinking I’ll take my four bucks to Carl’s.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
OH DEAR GOD
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
um..wow
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Unamerican.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
here comes the heart attack
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Only if you're already a candidate.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL A's pitcher
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BBailey
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 8:02 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Think of how exciting an NL victory would be if the Giants made the World Series.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
shhh
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you're funny
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
WAINO!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Wainright getting loose?
LOL wut?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WUZ ROBBED
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KICK OFF THE SUNDAY SHOES
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DESERVED THE CY OVER LINCECUM
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
/banned
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
DO THIS PHILLIPS
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NOT THAT
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LOL, OH WELL
still would trade for him
/even know it wont happen
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
BAH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FEARlips STRIKES OUT
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Colbie Cowlick?
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
If Brian Wilson pulls his usual torturous crap, it's very likely I'm gonna slap someone.
Still waiting for the Kaboom of Doom, Sandoval.
by GforGiantsGilroyGarlicFries on Jul 13, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
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