Open All-Star Game Thread
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 13, 2010 4:10 PM PDT
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POST GAME THE WORLD SERIES IS NOW OURS THREAD: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/13/1568687/post-game-all-star-fun-thread
Will this determine if the Giants get home field advantage in the World Series? Yes. Yes, it will.
NEW THREAD: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/13/1568439/all-star-overflow-thread
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BEAT AL!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
BEAT AL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BEAT AL
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT AL
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
BEAT LA
Wait, wrong team.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
Not that it’s ever wrong to Beat LA.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
BEAT AL
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Jul 13, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
extrabaggs
NL pitching plan: 2 for Ubaldo, 2 for JJohnson, then Halladay and matchups late. Lincecum held for extras, probly won’t pitch.
Per Bochy.
They could be Giants...but not really.
I’m okay with that.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
he's to pitch in AS Games before...
being that we’re in the hunt and his arm could maybe use a break I’m totally ok with this.
I would like to see Wilson come out of the bullpen for an inning/couple of outs, though.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jul 13, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
If he doesn’t pitch in this game, then it’ll be 2 of 3 ASGs that he hasn’t pitched in.
They could be Giants...but not really.
good
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
If he does pitch this game then matt cain is our #1 starter in the second half
I’m good off a rotation of cain, zito, lincecum, sanchez, bumgarner. Bochy made the right move not pitching him, we all know chuck manuel is going with halladay for 9.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
extrabaggs
Tim Lincecum on whether he’s cool with being held for extras: “I guess I have to be.”
They could be Giants...but not really.
extrabaggs
Lincecum wasn’t gung-ho about pitching a coupla days ago. But now that he’s here, he wants to get in the game.
They could be Giants...but not really.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loH5kALsj34
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
This one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxkdmL3iMCY
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
GOOD
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Not pictured
Baseball fan behind the sign servicing Brian Wilson.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
Is Marisa Miller playing?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL National League
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Let's Play a Game!
It’s called: Name that Sub-par 2010 All-Star!
First up:
3HR 223/.301/.294
A new hint every 2-3 guesses!
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
In one!
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
how awesome would it be if BW in this picture had the Raphael red ninja scarf over his eyes!
Oh, and stupid all star game, I will not watch you.
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point
The Evil Empire lost Darth Sidius today
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 13, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, that’s a classy sign… but can I just say I’m not sure I’m comfortable with non-Yankee fans beatifying Steinbrenner, even today? The guy was a cartoonish supervillain, let us remember him as such. Our world will be more boring without him, certainly, and in that sense he will be missed.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jul 13, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
He was good in the sense that he made money by building a winning team every year and building a loyal fanbase, as opposed to Jeff Loria or whoever the Pirates ownership has been for the past 18 years.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
He didn’t build a winning team every year.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, for the last 18 years.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
The cynical side of me wonders if she tacked the “George Steinbrenner” onto the bottom of an already-finished sign this morning.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I think that is the case. ‘Go to’ and ‘George Steinbrenner’ are tacked on. I can think of a word to complete that phrase, but it’s bad manners to speak ill of the recently deceased.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
is that kiddle?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man I was just reading draybay
they had a whole thread going with the “if only we drafted posey instead of tim beckham” a couple of days ago.
I should post my video there, but I can’t post for 3 days :x
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Stay classy.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
The NL would have won the 2008 All-Star Game if Clint Hurdle leaves Wilson in the game.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Could have won the 2007 All-Star Game if Albert Pujols played.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Is this actually going to start at 5:05 or is that just the time that the final pregame ceremonies will begin?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
the second one
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Thanks, PR person from the American Heart Association, for letting us know about the 250-plus lb. Sandoval telling children how to eat right and keep their hearts healthy. What, was George Steinbrenner not available?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
So I just realized that if we trade for Berkman and Theriot
LF Bison
CF Gazelle
RF Water Buffalo
3B Panda
2B Mole
1B Big Puma
Buster’s Wild Kingdom : The Riot
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Open "Will Yankees win home field advantage again?" thread
Alright.
Fine.
I’ll watch.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
Family Guy before the All-Star Game
It’s the Jesus episode.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL Brewers
Fielder turned down a 5 year $100M contract
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL Brewers
They’re screwed
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Man, that’s a lot of money to turn down. I wonder if that will bite him in the ass.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 13, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe I’ll watch some. I dunno. I’m not all that excited about it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LOL Lookout Landing first half review
I don’t want to say anything bad about Ken Griffey Jr. now that he’s retired, so instead I’ll say something bad about the mango nectarine. Mango nectarine, you are disgusting. You are more bitter than I was earlier this season when Ken Griffey Jr. was getting all that playing time. aw crap
I was promised lasagna.
There’s such a thing as a mango nectarine? That sounds delicious.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed. I assume it’d have the accessibility of a nectarine with the flavor of a mango.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Oh...
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
/doesn’t want to click a link that says “fruit_you_can_fap_to”
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
I like how it was a mod that posted that borderline NSFW link.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I keep double checking the link to make sure that it hasn’t morphed into something I’ll regret.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
CERTAINLY NOT IN DIRECT TERMS
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
whoops, no subject line
sorry, all
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
I guess we'll have to deal with it.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
No apology necessary for this one.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
INTENTIONAL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
You misspelled “you’re all welcome.”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s our Howie.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
/laugh track
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/pratfall
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
/spit take
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently, it’s not even related to the mango, although it does share a taste profile with it.
It still sounds delicious.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Baggs
What about letting Lincecum close it out? He’s got the stuff to be a dominant short reliever, after all. But something tells me Giants teammate and closer Brian Wilson wouldn’t be behind that.
"I said the word ‘close’ to him, just talking about something else, and he thought I meant `close the game,’" Lincecum said, smiling. "He almost went off on me."
They could be Giants...but not really.
In other news, Lincecum missed the Red Carpet parade this morning. He said it was because he "ran into a communication problem." Not sure if Lincecum will face any disciplinary action for that.
They could be Giants...but not really.
The Problem
Was that he was too hungover to communicate
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
“Yeah, I was going to go but I was too fucked up.”
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
No need to worry. Bochy will have a friendly talk with him about it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
He just needs to let his liver calm down
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I was really looking forward too see him at the parade since I didn’t think he would pitch at the game. I was even going to ask him if he wanted to blaze after the game. oh well. Wilson looked pretty crazy though.
by sleeknerve on Jul 13, 2010 5:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
News
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it at least a Steinbrenner episode?
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you watching the "Jesus" episode?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
yea!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
WIN NOW!! FOGHORNS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Jul 13, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
WIN
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
i say i say i say
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
Aubrey Huff should be playing baseball today.
by HoosierGiant on Jul 13, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL FOX SENTIMENTAL MUSIC
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WTF IS THIS SHIT?!?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions
ASSTRONOMY
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
But you misspelled astro….OH WAIT I SEE WHAT YOU DID
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
It figures that there would be an urbandictionary entry for that word.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I’m already sick of this shit.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
CLINT BARMES MAN-JUICE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
The story behind me knowing this show is very very sad
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I know nothing
I steal from 4chan and pretend I’m creative
which show is it?
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I know it b/c my rooommate in college (26 yo) watched it
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
McCarver and Buck?
I hope not
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions
Kruk and Kuip?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
/belly laugh
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Glee cross-promotion!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I was at the red carpet.
Wilson was looking awesome. I cheered really loud for him and tim
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 13, 2010 5:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I knew Chris Rose when he was the weekend guy on channel 4 in Reno
Good dude. Tool.
I ain't havin' it
Dude tool.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
With a hook on the end
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Propellering
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, good tool.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
No, you.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Howie can just make yours go away.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think so. If we’d replied to the same comment, refreshing would sort it out. But we didn’t.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Use your dude tool.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Jimenez is going to morph into a non-strike throwing 2008 version of himself
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions
While respectful when I first heard about his his death, by the time this broadcast is over, I will feel compelled to kick his corpse.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions
I think he is a little over rated as an owner. His ownership style would not mesh with any other city, maybe LA
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s pretty amazing that he managed to die on a day that would maximize the coverage of his death. He was a shrewd one.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
When A-Rod dies...
I bet he dies in the middle of the World Series
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
He has before!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
at bat
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably choking.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, you guys already made this joke. I just wanted to make the most obvious version of it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
/laugh track
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
/makes a negative comment about this reply
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
/mosh girl
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't mind Chris Rose
I blame Fox Sports for dumbing down baseball for simple minded audiences
Chris Rose isn’t bad on MLBN
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Jeff Sullivan
Also during the game, I’ll be participating in a chat with Adam Morris (Lone Star Ball), Will McDonald (Royals Review), Eric Stephen (True Blue LA), Sky Kalkman (BtB), and Eric Simon (Amazin’ Avenue). What’s curious about this chat is that it isn’t live, and the transcript will be posted tomorrow, long after anyone’s stopped caring about the All-Star Game. What isn’t curious is that I agreed to do it, since we’re all chatting on awesome new Blackberries and they’re paying us a little. I will literally do anything for money. I think I got in the wrong business
Hey Grant, why aren’t you in on this?
I was promised lasagna.
LOL GRANT
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Writes like Isaac Asimov.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't wait for his latest opus
I, Llama
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Three Llamas of Robotics
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a rebel without a cause
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Sheesh, slather on a little more make-up, Joe Buck.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It’s hard to hide the undeadness in HD.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Fox too cheap to find Rose a seat?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
If anyone is watching the FOX broadcast (I refuse)
can you make a list of the landmarks they mention? I will then try to reply with their distance from Angel Stadium.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Joe is bored already.
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
BORK!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL BOCHY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
BOOOOOO
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOO
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL INFANTE
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
BOOOOOOO
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LA
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DODGERS SUCK!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
HOly shit
That sounds like a lot of dodgers fans there
Well, it is Los Angeles (of Anaheim).
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Former Rule 5 draft pick
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 5:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Will inherit the Earth.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
And then I will kick their ass and take it from them
And they will be all like, “OK, no problem” because they are meek.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Michael Bourn
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 5:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL
Evan Meek.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YEAH BWEEEZY!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
YEAH TIMMY!!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
WILSON!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol our boys got booed
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I hope Brian Wilson hits the game winning single then closes out the AL in the bottom of the inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol that would so be like the NL Managers
to accidentally piss away the DH
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Bochy is in the dugout remember.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I remember very much.
BORK
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Grima Wormbochy
“Double switch, Charlie. You know it’s the right thing to do…”
“Their staff. I told you to take the Braves staff!”
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
/first inning sac bunt
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Classy Orange County.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Yeah Timmy!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL Giants get booed
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
I'm way too excited about a game that has joe buck calling it
and one that doesn’t mean anything.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
HOME FIELD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
A lot of Dodger fans it seems.
Lotsa boos for Wilson and Timmy
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL FAT
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL RED SOX
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
YAY WILSON AND TIMMY!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Wow, lots of class So Cal.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
We booed the fuck out of the Dodgers representitives in 2007
I ain't havin' it
by NuschlerFace on Jul 13, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It was more like
“Who the fuck is that?”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They hate the sawx
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
how many fucking red socks are there? jeez!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
its spelled sawx
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The NL outfield basicially has a 29 year old pat burrell in all 3 positions
LOL starting CF andre ethier.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Holy shit Jered Weaver has been awesome this year
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL YANKEES
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Ok Arod made me laugh there
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Booing at Yankees?
Alright.
Booing at Swisher?
Uncalled for.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Stay Classy Anaheim
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL Boos for the Yankee players.
Nice fans down there.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is Pujols seriously not an allstar? Or is he just not playing? What the fuck?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I think they're just introducing the subs
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 5:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, derr
I didn’t realize that
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL no reaction
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
LOL no booing for A's
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
Not booing the rival A’s?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
no competition, no boos
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
the Oakland Mehs
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Future Portland Meh’s!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
NO THANKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I forget that we have McCoven up there
do people want a team, or have they lost hope?
I heard the Beavers were leaving?
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I think if it was put here it would be successful, but I cannot see the city kissing ass to get a team nor shelling out mega-dough to some billionaire for a park to play in.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I just wanna hear Jon Miller say
“Deep to left, that one’s headed for the Gorge!”
I’ve seen like an online group trying to get baseball there
maybe if there are 22 more perfect games next season they’ll expand the league
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You can take the Max to the games!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
the A's are too insignificant to get booed
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
fuck. instead of the AL vs. NL they should just have the Yankees play the Red Sawxkcs
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Andrus who may or may not be banging my step sister!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
IM A CHIKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
BAWK BAWK
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Manuel Running.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MUSIC
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
didnt make the Star Wars soundtrack
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I WANT HANLEY'S SHOES!
they’ll go great with my throwback griffey jersey
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
LOL HOWARD CLEANUP
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL STARTING AGAINST LEFTIE
LOL ONLY 20 WALKS ON THE YEAR
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
It’s kinda fun to be able to actually root for guys like Pujols and Hanley.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
IKR
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Poo Holes!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
Ryan My Guy Howard
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
BOOOOOOO ETHIER
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BOOOOOOOOOOO
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
God the AL lineup is so much more stacked.
But the NL has the better pitching by miles.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why the fuck is ethier in CF?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Check the other outfielders
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YAY GOOD MOLINA
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
SHOULD BE BENGIE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
y. molina
Just keeping the position warm for Gerald next year.
not enough experience
to catch Strasburg
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
DON'T BE RECENT JIMENEZ
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL A's
Either was once yours.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL A'S
Carlos gonzalez was once yours.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOl A's
Nick Swisher was once yours.
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL A'S
Andrew bailey = 2012 closer for yankees
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL Giants
Vlad Guerrero was never yours.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS
IAWTC
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
WE NEEDED DUSTAN MOHR
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 5:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Get the Australian guy back!
Wait, he’s not around?
Ok, trade for Ryan Rowland-Smith!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
/makes notes
Trade….Rowand….got it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"Batting 8th, in right field...
…just traded to the Giants moments ago, Corey Hart"
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
For the love of god, Ubaldo, throw ground balls.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Dude is going to walk the park
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
YES ICHIRO!!!!!!!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
So after all this foreplay this shit gets cracking at 5:30?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
They had to fellate Steinbrenner for inventing baseball!
(RIP)
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’d cheer for him even if he had to wear Dodgers gear
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Ichiro wearing the shades
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL YANKEE BOO'S
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 13, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions
Lotsa cheers for Vlad
Also a division rival now.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Man, what I'd give up for Longoria
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 5:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Hawt
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
DICK SMOKER!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
ASS RIMMER!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I would gladly give you up
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And now playing for the team that is stomping your ass into the ground, Vlad Guerrero!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Their starting lineup is so much better then the NL one.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Seriously
Our outfield has less range than pat burrell could ever dream of.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I don’t think it does.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
nope
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
It is a citizenship test
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
lol i saw that too
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility…
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I always hear the Schoolhouse Rock song when I read that
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
proviiiiiiide for the common defense…
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
promote the general welfare and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity…
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
we do ordain and establish this Constitution for theeeee united states of americaa-aaa!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
That’s what I was singing in my head while I was writing that.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Funny, I just played that in class yesterday.
by non sequitur on Jul 13, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s just great. The AL is starting a lefty, and we have Howard at DH? We might as well have gone with Molina.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Howard: 0 for 4 3 k's
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
fortunately the starters only pitch 2 fucking innings
so he’ll get 1 AB against him. People are making way too big a deal about this
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I'm assuming the equally huge Canadian flag is in the parking lot?
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
JULIA ROBERTS
SURPRISE ATTACK!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Julia Roberts?
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
GET OFF MY PLANE!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
cougar alert
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 13, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
HAN!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
Indiana Jones!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Franz!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Harrison Ford
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
what, Salma—no cleavage?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
Breast reduction
I cried when I heard the news to.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
WHAT!!?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
/throws self down stairs
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh
Bad spray tans.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dude, Ben Affleck, if you’re going to be on TV,
SHAVE.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
VETERAN BAD ACTOR GRIT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabean just called his agent
Starting RF yo!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Affleck just rolled out of bed for that take.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
credibility?
Gone Baby Gone
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
twas
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
4 teams get booed
Red Sox, Yankees, Dodgers by Angels fans and Giants by Dodgers fans.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Lol Matthew (cant spell last name)
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
McConnosurferdouche
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
MCCONAWHAT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Matthew McConningEveryoneIntoBelievingIAmAGoodActor
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Q: Why do you have to see the youth of today as hope for tomorrow?
Hell, I am the youth of today and they sure as hell don’t fill me with that much hope.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
+1
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Reagan’s children
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
what exactly are they pitching here?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
tax deductions
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is it taking so long for this game to start?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
Because Harrison Must Speak
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, Matthew McConaughey has his shirt on? What is this madness?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Ha
McConaughey Chronicles
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 13, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Whose high school baseball team is the white sox?
that’s unoriginal
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
HAN!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
DON'T GET COCKY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Let’s blow this thing and go home!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
TWSS!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
said Charlie Manuel
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
BAWK!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HOW DARE YOU, MR PRESIDENT!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YAWN
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
is there anyone here who has seen an all-star game before? it’s not like you shouldn’t have known a massive pregame ad was coming
This is the first all star game I have seen in over 10 years.
My previous summer job had prevented me from watching any.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
signed, Pika
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
i fully agree with that statement
NHL>MLB
NFL>=MLB
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
"meh" hockey
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
/evil eye
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Well, that’s because you’re a Wild fan. I’d be meh on hockey too if I watched the Wild all the time.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
fair point
same reason i don’t like basketball. LOL wolves. LOL kahn
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
who said that? who said i'm not a baseball fan too?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL pika, chop and kdl for yesterday's thread
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
i fully agree with that statement
NHL>MLB
NFL>=MLB
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
by PiKAgiant on Jul 13, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm not even seeing an argument or point from you
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
OMG GET TO THE GAME
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 13, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
Is this a commercial for US flags?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It’s a commercial for saying how much everyone else in the world SUCKS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
ESPN still covering Steinbrenner's death non stop
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I'm still not caring about ESPN
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I'm seriously trying to stop watching their programing
But its hard when your stuck at home with nothing to watch.
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
It's called the internet
you will find things on there much more interesting than ESPN. And i don’t even mean porn.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Porn >>> LOLcats>>> everything else on the internet >>> ESPN
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Oddly enough i always have a TV on when im on the internet,
I usually go to Y! Sports for my news. TSN for hockey
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Seriously
I understand he was a bit more impacting then other owners. But he was still just an owner!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think if he was the owner of the Twins, ESPN would not cover it like that.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Of course not.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OREALLY
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
still trying to convince people he wasnt a total dick
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Turn it off then.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Sure is some dicks around here. No wonder why I keep wanting to delete my account
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
OH NO!! PLEASE DON'T GO!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW, no cares
But I am being serious
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
LOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
he's still dead, right?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he still is, but in case he somehow is resurrected ESPN wants the scoop
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 13, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL guy forced to wear Orioles jersey
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ty Wigginton ?
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Where is the Giants rep for the "All Star among us"?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
This broadcast needs more Marisa Miller
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
/must pimp Network show
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
Oh god dammit.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
poorly
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Was it ever sang well?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
too busy riding a disco stick!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? Christina Aguelaraaeraieara?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Please God no
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FUCK YOU FOX
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
really?
glee?
i thought soccer was the gayest sport?
or maybe wrestling?
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
This is so lame I can't even find words for it
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Hey! You can't fool me!
This isn’t the national anthem
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
Yes.
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh no!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
lol fox
i like that show though
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
NEVER FORGET!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
ah, memories
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY?
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PIZZA?
I ordered it 4 years ago.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Confused
should my hand me over my heart
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
WTF IS THIS SHIT?
Sing the national anthem and play some fucking baseball. I am in California, but there are people on the East Coast who have to sleep tonight.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
fuck the EAST COAST BIAS
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is there another concert?
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 5:30 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
"we better pretend to be interested in these people"
also, HOLY SHIT this chick’s voice is fucking awful.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL I’m sorry… but this is horrible.
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions
Best thing ever?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Hot.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Holy shit. Glee is terrible live.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOOK OUT FOR ICHIRO’S TOUCH!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
/gift of flight
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 13, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
/Timmy turns to gold
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, this makes sense
The Glee girl sang this song to boost up everyone’s spirits when she was on the Cheerios and thought she had to lose weight to fit in!
Wait, by makes sense, I mean it’s a shameless cross-promotion that vaguely relates to this.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
OH CAAAAAAAAANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
not yet?
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
“…and now it’s time for the O Canada commercial break”
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Over yet?
I have NFL Follies on NFL Network on
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
LOL CANADA TIME
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
That opening was like a Giants first inning.
Starting pitching labors, then the offense makes three quick outs, and I want to die.
david price throws 14 balls and 3 strikes and gets 3 outs GIANTS LOL.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Too many pitches.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Raising Hope?
Did Fox actually steal a TV show idea from the Disney Channel?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why can’t they just get jon miller and pay him 1 mil to do this gig? Joe buck ruins games.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
And here comes another clash of the AL and NL with joe torres versus charlie manuel!!!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Because more people like Joe buck than don't like him
if you can fucking believe that. Most people are fucking idiots.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Joe Buck is a douche
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
must list to bondslegend—he fuckin’ knows what the fuck he’s talking about. fuckin’ a right
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
/listen
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
but he lets strange men touch his throat!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
a few months ago i was in a gay bar and wanted to watch the Wings’ playoff game vs. San Jose. They left it on for an hour before switching to Glee… and refused to put it back on. I didn’t like Glee before, but I sure as hell hate everything about it now.
....wow
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
why were you trying to watch sports in a gay bar?
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
MANLY ATMOSPHERE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
while that would make sense, I think you were in there because they had comfy chairs
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
hehe, that’s a choose your own adventure waiting to happen. but it was more the $5 all-you-can eat tacos and hi def screens.
Tacos in a gaybar...hmmm
seems suspicious
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Of the several points to your story
the part about Glee was the least interesting and thought provoking. Like Glee itself
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I love how America gets a giant flag taking up the entire field, while Canada gets a little one raised on a flag and has their national anthem sung by guys who couldn’t afford instruments.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
"Alabama, Alabama, we will aye be true to thee..."
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Who do you guys think is the least obnoxious of the 4 major networks?
I would say ABC but the ESPN ownership really throws that out
I’ll go with NBC, but it ain’t science
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL WHAT
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The Olympics disagrees with that. So does Conan O’Brien.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
yeah, so wrong
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Oh God
The NBC coverage of the Olympics was some of the worst television ever.
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It started off with them tape-delaying the Opening Ceremonies for 3 hours despite us being IN THE SAME FREAKING TIMEZONE AS THE HOST CITY, and went downhill from there.
Also didn’t help that they wouldn’t show the first period of pretty much every men’s hockey game, which is one of the biggest draws for the Olympics. And they put the USA-Canada group game on MSNBC instead of NBC, which made no sense as that was one of the biggest games, period. And that they kept showing footage of that guy dying. That was horrible.
Forgive me if this is too much of a READ MY BLOG thing, but I wrote a parody of the Declaration of Independence about how horrible NBC is.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
they all fucking suck
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
CBS – football and march madness broadcasts are pretty good
by Rook Takes Pawn on Jul 13, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with this
and their announcers are usually awesome too.
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yes
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The best thing ever invented
http://www.gusjohnsongetsbuckets.com/
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Springsteen died!?
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
They said The Boss died!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 13, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
halol
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
/kicks his corpse
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
My guess too
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 5:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL rewriting history = philanthrophy + Steinbrenner in same sentence
/waits to be immediately and completely shown I’m wrong
you are not wrong
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But...
He hired and fired billy martin 5 times!
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
HE WAS A FUCKING TERRIBLE PERSON WHO SPENT A BUNCH OF MONEY ON A TEAM AND MADE THEM GOOD
HEY YOU STUPID FUCKS HE REPEATEDLY BROKE THE LAW AND DROVE A MAN (basically) TO DEATH. HOLY SHIT STOP ACTING LIKE HE WAS A GREAT HUMAN.
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And now here to say a few words is DAVE WINFIELD!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions
OH CAAAAAAAAAAAAANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wait moment of silence? Still not yet?
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ACK
Back to NFL Network
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Not her again
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Ok, serious
Yeah, he died, but they are treating him like he fucking invented baseball or saved it from extinction.
He owned the Yankees, got them 7 championships, was a general dick about it all. That’s Steinbrenner in a nut shell.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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FOX execs:
“We don’t understand why Glee’s ratings have gone down so far so fast.”
“WE REMEMBER THE ALL-STAR GAME, YA PUKES!”
“…and now, the butchering of our national anthem”
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions
SHE HAS A TERRIBLE VOICE
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THEN PLUG YOUR EARS
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
mute
but seriously. She is terrible.
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IM JUST HERE FOR THE BASEBALL
WTF IS THIS SHIT
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 13, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
Is this the sequal of Precious
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
Harsh
but fair
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Haha
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lol
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YES
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait did these assholes skip the Canadian anthem!?!?
Motherfuckers!
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Please stand for the Japanese National Anthem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6jCJZEFIto&feature=related
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stretch out that note until the jets arrive!
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
I fucking loathe that warbling shit that singers seem to think is necessary and desired by the masses.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
I wish we had an owner like Steinbrenner.
All we have is people who care that they are selling panda hats and other crap
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
+1
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
didn’t think this would take till 5:40 to start.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
At this point, I'm ready for someone to remix the National Anthem...
I am tired of hearing people put their own little twist on a difficult song. I’d rather they either just do it with no frills or go Gaga on it. At this point.
HEY HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD WHERE LEBRON IS PLAYING NEXT SEASON???
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 13, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
Can I say this here?
I HATE LA
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
GASP
im appalled
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
You can say that anywhere and everywhere. And should.
by Monkeyking42 on Jul 13, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
that is not Carl Lewis!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL FOOTBALL COMMERCIALS
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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HOLY SHIT ITS STILL PREGAME SHOW
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I can't wait until football season. WOOHOOO FOOTBALLLLL!!
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LOL ALEX SMITH
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
NO NO WE HAVE AN O-LINE NOW HE WILL BE GOOD
/S
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 13, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
IS IT TIME FOR THE COIN FLIP YET?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah, none of these fucks know who rod carew is
unless they’ve listened to adam sandler
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LOL AD'S
4 minutes of commercials, 45 minutes of air time, 4 minutes of commercials.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
GUYS LOVE BACON
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions
This is taking forever!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions
I think it would be apropos if all the "All Stars Among Us" were to each throw out a first pitch.
That would really drag this bullshit out.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
JOE BUCK, IN CABARET!
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I'm surprised they haven't dug up the corpse of Darryl Kile and had him in the booth with Buck and McCrapper
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"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 13, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
OH YEAH I'M READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL
World Cup 2010 2: Electric Boogaloo
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WORLD CUP?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Does this not start till 6? Jesus christ this is worse than the super bowl.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
except the super bowl is actually important
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{Insert Carew throws harder than Jamie Moyer joke here}
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I was so proud in 2002 when they set up a screen in Yerba Buena Gardens for some kind of postseason exhibition games, and everyone in the park booed the crap out of McCarver.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Jul 13, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Better than Hawk
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
BEST RECORD IN BASEBALL!
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LOL
Tripping over Jimenez’s name.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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BRTPOB (5:42:20 PM): jesus I fucking hate McCarver and Buck
BRTPOB (5:42:23 PM): they shoudl’ve died, not The Boss
w00tin Beebo (5:42:25 PM): they are the worst
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
no way timmy pitches in this game
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 13, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
oh, great. McCarver. This broadcast just got sooooooooooo much better.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
Joe Buck history lesson! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Jimenez Highlights are vs the Giants
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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SHUT UP BUCK
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Yay!
More filler!
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
STFU Buck
I’m trying to listen to Phoenix
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 5:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL COMMERCIALS
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
SHUT THE FUCK UP, JOE
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
PHOENIX!
At least they finally played a decent song
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I like Lisztomania better than 1901 but they are both great.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
I looove the intro of lasso
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I like Lasso better than both of those songs
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 5:46 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
HIGH FIVE!
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/high fives bondslegend
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by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 5:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
OH MY GOD ANOTHER BREAK!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions
LOL TIE GAME
Like how fast those scores went by so you could not really read them. I saw the 7-7 score though!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
IT'S TIME TO START THE FUCKING GAME ASSHOLE!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions
SHIFT A
So, has the game started yet?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
No.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Han Solo
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
BUY MORE SHIT AMERICA!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BREAKING NEWS
Brett Favre farted
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
on Lebron James
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
and Tiger Woods tweeted about it
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
If the NL is destroying the AL I can’t wait to hear the mountain of excuses from mccarver.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Sunspots
Everything can be explained with sunspots
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Good thing Rick Ross' album leaked
Don’t have to listen to Buck and McCarver
Should have done this for the 2007 All-Star Game...
But if I go to another, I will bring a sign that says:
SCREW YOU JOE BUCK
seriously go away you are the worst at your job
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Sit behind home plate!
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Vin Scully won’t have anything to do after this season—-how about we just have him do post-season games?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
And take Tim McCarver with you!!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Jul 13, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
At the 2008 WS I saw a sign that said:
WS Tix’s: $200
Beer: $20
Not listening to Buck and McCarver: Priceless
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
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The past 3 years
The World Series DVD set. You have the option of watching the games using Buck/McCarver or the team feeds.
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Is there a mod to create a new thread?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
how many cooking shows can America have?
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions
all their voices are extremely sensual and put me in a good mood
by aaroncallagher on Jul 13, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I am sure we can stand dozens more.
The more appropriate question is, how many cooking shows can Gordon Ramsey have?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Joe buck and mccarver are so bad that dick stockton and eric karros would be an upgrade.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
BURN
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
This may not be the best but how about ESPN Radio?
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I just turned on gameday audio on my laptop and muted the TV, brilliant.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
The starting lineups again?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Can't hear them to often
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 13, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
too often
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 13, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
WE KNOW
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions
God I love Ichiro
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
yes
Sabes might want to go to their fire sale
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you esthr madrigal!
Sorry sorry. Fox has just made me so angry im just yelling at anyone
/must promote more charities
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions
/endless filler
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Adorable little minions
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions
you could flip the AL lineup and it’d be just as good. shit.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BRUCE JENKINS IN 2002
http://articles.sfgate.com/2002-04-27/sports/17541379_1_tim-mccarver-mel-allen-higher-league
The Giants have the incredibly good fortune of adding Tim McCarver to their broadcasting mix, and he becomes a more heinous talk-show villain than Jason Giambi.
If we could find even one thing wrong with McCarver’s style or on-the-air presence, we might sympathize. But this is the most baffling criticism since the world-is-flat crowd scoffed at Columbus. McCarver is experienced, relaxed and knowledgeable. He already has an admirable rapport with Mike Krukow, clearly evident in the televised series out of Houston last weekend.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
he’s the Aaron Rowand of broadcasting
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s the only play I’m willing to trade anyone on our roster (except Posey) for
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
uhhhhh no thanks
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Thanks to roger
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what are you talking about?
torres, Martinez, Rowand<—— cant say no
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Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Hey
There are players on the field
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
I think the high five is passé
I am waiting for the eventual crotch bump greeting. It can be called the Low One.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
haha
give it 10 years
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Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
I am going to propose this to my wife when she gets home.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/GOES TO COMMERCIAL
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 13, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
HACKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OH SHIT
YOU MEAN THERE IS A BASEBALL GAME TOO?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
he’s probably a little pumped
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG BIG HELMETS
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 13, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 13, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
they look like bat boys
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Bork just told him to go up hacking
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
David price is fucking amazing
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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
Wait, what's this?
I didn’t know there was actual baseball played during the all star game!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
oh by the way the game started
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
Great Gazoo Helmet
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
since when does david price throw C notes? wow
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Only pitching 2 innings, so he is opening up more?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL HANLEY
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
NLOL
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I remember my little league allstar games
i almost shit my self there once
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
meh
lefties that throw 98+ are a dime a dozen
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 13, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
Oh a game!
What an delightful surprise!
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Ok, my local affiliate sucks
HD is cutting in and out
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
NORTH DAKOTLOL
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
it was for weather warnings :/
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
We have runoff election results coming in tonight. I hate it when they run the chyron at the bottom of the screen.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
very annoying
they should be able to do that in HD
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
yeah
it looks fucked up outside
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
damn, i'm jealous, kinda like that that sort of weather
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
not really
a small town about an hour away got totally destroyed by one a little while ago. We had like 30 in one day in MN
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I’m assuming you have a basement to go down to.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
LOL APARTMENT
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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
What do you do if a tornado hits your area?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
probably die?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Please don’t die
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll keep this advice in mind
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
It's a strong strategy.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
doesn't the apartment complex have a basement?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
nope
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Yikes,
i mean ours kinda does? but pretty much you’re fucked, just get the fuck out, that’s all you can do
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Meh
I’m not worried
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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
Nice, well don’t they have like designated shelters?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Our bathroom is right in the middle
and has no windows. And we’re on the ground floor. If there’s a tornado I’m goin in there and I think it’ll be fine.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
That’s the recommended action. We get that lesson implanted early in life here in the South.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Yup
not as common here but we know how to handle it
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Good thing you don’t live in a trailer park
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
yea, i guess it's the bathtub you should get in, right?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yup
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Is that typical in California? I’ve never lived in one that did.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
/lives in ND
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
HOLY FUCK DID YOU SEE THAT BREAKING PITCH?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ah, thought you were talking about someone else…
by Into the Void on Jul 13, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
SLOW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL National League
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL PRADO
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
this is going to be bad for the NL..
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
Just wait till they get to the bullpen!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 13, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugly helmet is ugly
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Wow. If that helmet looks big on Pujols…
by Casual Baseball Fan on Jul 13, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Pujols looks like he has a '57 Chevy on his head
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
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by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 13, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
These helmets may be smaller
but they still look comical.
Speaking of comical. Price is throwing dirty and Howard is up next.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
friggin little league helmets
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
ICHIRO!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD ICHIRO
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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
DAMN IT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ichiro is a good fielder
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
LOL YOU
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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
yes
and a strasburg-like curve
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Aaron Rowand does!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 13, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
WE USE MICROWAVES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
wow
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
wow. Ichiro.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
Well, at least it was Ichiro being awesome.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
david price does NOT throw 99.
can’t wait to see ubaldo pumping it in there at 105… fox will look stupid as hell.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 13, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions
LOL @ thinking about Corey Hart trying to make that play
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 5:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL
/dives
stand up triple for joe mauer.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
New free credit score band....
oh my
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
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george steinbrenner SNL skit on espn
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 13, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
PujoLOLs
I wish Ichiro played on the Giants. Andres in CF and Ichiro in RF.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
i got a boner
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
TMI
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 13, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
NO - NEI
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LIES
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
pics or it didnt happen
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
That would be amazing
I think he’s gonna be a great player into his late 30’s, I believe he’s 36 now.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
he does not age.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF was that Bing commercial trying to say?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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LOS LINKS!!!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 13, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
try our thing heres a cultural reference
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yup
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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
Ok, that is fucking creepy
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
secret to AL success
fucking black magic voodoo
Dead Yankee day?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Steinbrenner is still fresh, maybe they could sit him in a chair and play recordings of his speeches
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 13, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeter treatment
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Audio Fail
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
ok so, the angels are pumping up the gun for AL pitchers and cooling it off for NL???!?
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 13, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions
hmm 97 is about right…
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 13, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Um kind of creepy
Using a dead guy’s voice.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
/tiger woods dad commercial
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT was creepy
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
ZOMBIE!!
Now batting, Derek Jeter’s BRAIN!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions
Announced from BEYOND THE GRAVE
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WISE FWOM YOUR GWAVE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Years from now
Will they get a recording of Renel saying Now Batting, Buster Posey Jr?
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
CALM EYES
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
At New Yankee Stadium, Jeter gets introduced by Sheppard.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I know, but bringing the recording with him to the ASG?
LOL Ghost announcers
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Jon Miller does a dead on Sheppard impression
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LOL SANCHEZ
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Yeah, there's no fucking way price throws faster than ubaldo
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Thanks to roger
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that was timmy like!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 13, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
LOL CHIN MUSIC
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Jimenez
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Wait, I thought the Angels were hosting the ASG this year, not the Yankees.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
GRUMBLE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL UBALDO!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions
does price really throw 99?
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 13, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions
Don’t know. He may normally throw “only” 96-97, but is throwing a little harder because he knows he’s only going 1-2 innings. Brad Penny did this a few years back.
by non sequitur on Jul 13, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
uBBaldo
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 6:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
more like
ulBALLdo RIGHT????!?!?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 13, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BLOOP
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
/BALLOON FIRE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
UBALDOLOLOLOL!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
Epic NL defense
LOL BLOOP
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL NATIONAL LEAGUE
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL REGRESSING DURING THE ALL STAR GAME
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions
LOL RANGE
LOL BLOOP
LOL UBALDO
LOL PURPLE ROW
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Ubaldo Sucks
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BRING IN TIMMY
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 13, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
Ok, well we're fucked
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Oh Jiminez :(
Can’t we win, like, once?
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Are the Padres in the AL?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Ubaldo
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 6:01 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I blame that on Yadier Molina
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
YOU'RE ALL WELCOME, BITCHES
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Don't call me a bitch, jerkface!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
TWIS!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Charlie Manuel Fail
Should have started Josh Johnson
THIS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
God the AL lineup is scary.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
When you give up Grand Slams to Travis Ishikawa, then you shouldn’t start the ASG.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
TWO!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Good
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
LOL DOUBLE PLAY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TWO
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Two!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU HAMILTON
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
DP
Jimenez must of thought he is facing the Giants
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
YAY
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 13, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
That’s like the first DP Hamilton has hit into in god knows how many AB’s
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Oh Jiminez :D
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Oh Good
Ryan Howard is up. This aught to be HILARIOUS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/hits a HR
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Either way it's a win/win
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is that code
for Josh Hamilton being traded to the Giants?
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 6:02 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I'd welcome him
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Twins
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Beach Boys, FTW!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
K/BB is an important stat
But if i had a choice between a guy with a 2.20 ERA and 1.05 WHIP and a guy with a 3.16 ERA and a 1.28 WHIP, i’m going to go with the former.
I'd take the guy with a lower FIP and xFIP
Aka Lincecum.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Josh Johnson is better than both this year.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
JJ has been a beast
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Sulu...
even as a corporate shill I love you.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
He has been absolutely awesome since he publicly came out.
Have you heard is Carls Jr. Radio Commercial for the Teriyaki Burger?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bork said Jimenez is going two innings, followed by Josh Johnson for two innings
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
then halladay until the game is over
even if it goes extras, orders from chuck manuel.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
he made the roster?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
8th inning
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Why is everyone shitting on the NL lineup?
it doesn’t seem that bad. Wright, Braun, Hanly, Pujols…I mean it’s not that terrible.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Lol what the fuck are you talking about
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Maybe bad for him, but still pretty good
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
for 2 innings
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Compared to the AL lineup, they are.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Compared to the giants lineup?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Why would you say that?
:(
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
aghhhhh, these announcers are killing me
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
It’s really incredible that, as shitty as these two are at their job, they will never, ever be fired.
by Into the Void on Jul 13, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
FOX really likes Buck. He’s their #1 football announcer.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
maybe the MLB audio will sync
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
From Price to Pettite?
Really?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL HOWARD YOU SUCK
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
PLATOON SPLITS
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
LOL MANUEL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Sit
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 13, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions
HLOLWARD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL Howard
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BAWK BAWK
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions
LOL SWING
Thanks for not disappointing me, Howard.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL HOWARD!
MANUELOL YOUR GUY
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Why would you start Howard vs. a lefty?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
DO THIS DAVID
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL HOWARD/MANUEL
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 13, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
I think Buck just pulled off Price into his face
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL CANO
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL CANO
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
GROUND ATTACK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Other than Manuel, why in the hell is Howard playing over Votto?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
He's American
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Voted by morons.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
CANOLOL
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
that sun-drenched background must be a nightmare for picking up the pitch
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
But great for business and light commercial development! Come to Orange County!
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I came, I saw….I left…I got fired…in 1985
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Cano looks a lot Dan Uggla so far
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 6:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
He’s worse than Uggla. He’s improved but was a complete disaster until pretty recently.
by Monkeyking42 on Jul 13, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
We need a new thread
My computer is lagging.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL YANKEE DEFENSE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL EVERYTHING AND EVERYBODY FOR ALL TIMES, NERBS!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
LOL RIB EYES AND WINZ
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
If anyone has MLB Network
AAA All Star game tomorrow night
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
LOL Bowker
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
OK FUCK YOU BRAUN I WAS JUST DEFENDING YOU YOU SHIT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL BONDSLEGEND
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL ANGRY!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I know it’s unpopular, but I like the new helmets.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
THE GREAT KAZOO
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
DUM-DUM!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
They are not nearly as bad as the original version.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I know they apparently look goofy, but I’m all for increased head protection. All the research I’ve done indicates the current helmets are woefully inadequate to protect against head injuries. Cranial injuries are the ones that freak me out the most.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Honestly, I haven't noticed a difference
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
NATIONLOL LEAGUE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
"And now for my exploding bat trick....."
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
and then my disappearing talent trick
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Braun's face on the replay
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Nice turn
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
Wow.
That kinda sucked.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Giants Baseball!
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
LOL BRAUN
Do you really want to be on the Giants?
SANCHEZ 4 BRAUN. He’ll fit right in.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Does ANYone use bud as currency? That commercial is retarded
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Does anyone with taste drink bud?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Yes, people who think piss water is delicious
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 13, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
ummm....
/slowly raises hand
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Oh yeah...
Wait BudWEISER? lol no
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Marijuana? Sure
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
money doesn’t grow on trees….but ganja does
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure it's more like a plant
but the point is taken
/pedant
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
/literally
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Pedant, pedant, pedant pedant pedant, pedant pedant. PEDANT.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Bork is used to seeing all of that
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
GIANTS INTEREST IN BRAUN CONFIRMED
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 6:10 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATEFARM IS THERE!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
AND CAN I GET A HOT TUB!
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Sing poorly, pika
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I will have you know that i was in choir for 4 years
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yes, theletter2, it was cool, very cool indeed
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I admire the guts it takes to do it. I sing only in the car when no one’s around.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Haha, the worst part was singing in front of the whole class, and the teacher had me as a tenor
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That’s what always got me. Playing an instrument was fine, but I could never sing in front of people.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
haha, it was fun though!!! :D
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
that is information we did not need to know. OT FTW!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Glee fan, eh?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s OK, I won’t think any less of you.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m not a fan of any FOX show, so yea
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Well, that’s just good sense.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Simpsons and Family Guy haven’t been good for at least 5 years.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
holy shit we agree on something
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Haven’t watched either in a couple years but they were good at one point. I also used to like Married with Children, Malcolm in the Middle, Tracy Ulman are a few off the top of my head.
Malcom in the middle was awesome
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
The earlier seasons were, well, not good per se, but you could see what it was going for. The later seasons may be some of the laziest writing the television has ever seen.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
That’s part of the enjoyment.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Malcolm in the Middle!
The guy who played Dewey lived in my dorm last year. He looks exactly like he did on the show years ago.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
NO FUCKING WAY, serious? that's sweet
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I bumped into him at the dining hall once, except I didn’t recognize him until my friends pointed him out.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Sad to say. I only watched the later episodes of Married with Children for Christina Applegate.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
It’s actually kinda hard to imagine how something with Ed O’ Neil, Christina Applegate and Katey Sagal could suck, but there ya have it.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
Family guy is terrible
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
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Family Guy was good in 2000
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
the first like 2 seasons were OK
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YOUR OPINION AND I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE YOU ASS!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Agreed
I still laugh at the Simpsons, but I never really got Family Guy’s humor.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
FOX really is an aging lineup...
24 (now “retired”), House (going into season 7), Simpsons (season bazillion), Family Guy (season 9? 10?), Bones (season 5? 6?)
Don’t forget all their reality shows – all of them have at least 5 seasons, I believe.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
AMERICAN IDLOL!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
So You Think You Can Dance, Hell’s Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares…
Oh, I think Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader has fewer than 5 seasons.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
How'd it even get one?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
No idea. But apparently, it’s so popular, it’s in syndication.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
So the other guys looks like a movie I should hate
but it looks kinda funny
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Dude has run dingerz.exe 20 times already
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
LOL VLAD
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VLOLAD
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Nice swing Scott!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
VLOLAD
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
Sigh.
Always remember that Vlad wanted to play for the Giants
That made me laugh
well played, fox
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lol Panda Vlad
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
Are we watching the Giants?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
JESUS CHRIST
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THAT WAS WAY TOO LOUD
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
heads, shoulders, knees, and toes
Ok, I’m turning off the telecast now.
made me laugh
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Okay, that was a pretty funny clip package.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
TWSS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
thank you
I thought I was alone
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LOL Jeffery Hammonds
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 6:14 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
The pic in the OP
That’s real? Like, Wilson really did that/wore that for media day? Or from a diff. source?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
Can they just take Jiminez out already?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
GRUMBLE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Who needs range in the
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OF?
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Dude can rake
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
Braun really does take horrible angles to the ball
Damn, that guy is freaking awesome
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 6:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
How McCarver remains employed is one of the great mysteries of the universe.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
LOL Charlie Manuel
“Ethier, who has never played center field in the majors, makes the catch”
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
SABES: “Susan, call the police. The team’s been missing for two days.”
SUSAN: “Sir, some of them are in Anaheim. The rest are all over the country.”
SABES: “Ah! So you’ve got some clues already! I love a good mystery.”
/grabs magnifying glass, dons a cape and lights a pipe
SABES: “Come on, Susan! The game’s afoot! To Anaheim!”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on Jul 13, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
LOL.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I laughed.
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 13, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Well done! Rec'd
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 13, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd
Sabean kind of sounds like Steinbrenner, not the real Steinbrenner, but the one from Seinfeld.
"Triple A baseball isn’t very good. I’m going to tell you that right now. Especially from a pitching standpoint. Anybody who can pitch is in the big league."
by Giant Torture on Jul 13, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Larry David?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Did he play the Steinbrenner character?
"Triple A baseball isn’t very good. I’m going to tell you that right now. Especially from a pitching standpoint. Anybody who can pitch is in the big league."
by Giant Torture on Jul 13, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
He provided the voice. A stand-in played the body in the chair.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
They tried to get the real Steinbrenner for the final episode
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
ok, here goes Buck with the superlatives
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
YES
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HAW HAW AL
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Good
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
i just hope we don’t have to root for Furcal or Ethier to do something in the 9th inning in order to get us a lead
Jeez, I hope they're not playing by then
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eh
Giants won’t need home field in the World Series because they won’t be there. Go ahead and boo.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
THIS IS WHY I THINK ABOUT DELETING MY ACCOUNG
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
lol accoung
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
FOREVER ACCOUNG!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Bases loaded hit by pitch.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Jul 13, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Regarding the bumpers...
I can’t think of a single song that specifically mentions Anaheim or the Orange County.
Other than this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvaFDqJleWM
which condones razing Orange County with a robot
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
lolars
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
LOL ME
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
“Tragic Kingdom”
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Jul 13, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That really big chicken sandwich looks kind of gross.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
when it’s even bigger than the chicken it came from, ya gotta believe something’s up
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Where Did Buck Rank
In those announcer rankings from GQ. It’s a shame he wasn’t in the bottom 5. In fact they should’ve named the bottom 5 after him and McCarver.
"Triple A baseball isn’t very good. I’m going to tell you that right now. Especially from a pitching standpoint. Anybody who can pitch is in the big league."
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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STFD ETHIER
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
SUCK IT EITHIER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL ETHIER
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, that reminds me.....
FUCK YOU EITHIER!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
STFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 6:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
SUCK IT EITHIER
"Triple A baseball isn’t very good. I’m going to tell you that right now. Especially from a pitching standpoint. Anybody who can pitch is in the big league."
Hey, it’s Corey Hart. Is this the all-star game?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
Remember
Charlie Manuel was involved.
"Triple A baseball isn’t very good. I’m going to tell you that right now. Especially from a pitching standpoint. Anybody who can pitch is in the big league."
by Giant Torture on Jul 13, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
/Aaron Rowand
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, don’t masquerade with the guy in shades.
by non sequitur on Jul 13, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
He blew it 2 years ago..
Gave up the game winning sac fly. Stood under it instead of getting momentum to throw the guy out at home.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wow, this IS a lot like the Giants
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Nah
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
he will be one.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course he will be
He played for the Yankees, which is almost as good as playing for the Red Sox to HOF voters.
"Triple A baseball isn’t very good. I’m going to tell you that right now. Especially from a pitching standpoint. Anybody who can pitch is in the big league."
by Giant Torture on Jul 13, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Fun Fact
The team with the most HOFers is your Giants
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Goose Gossage, Giants Hall of Famer.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually I don’t know if the Giants count guys like Gossage, Carlton, Spahn, etc.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I think they do.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
No, no they don’t
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 13, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
not just the Yankees, but on 5 WS Championship Yankee teams.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Does the self righteous steroid indignation have a Yankee/Redsox exception?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Jul 13, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Everything
Has a Yankees/Red Sox exception.
"Triple A baseball isn’t very good. I’m going to tell you that right now. Especially from a pitching standpoint. Anybody who can pitch is in the big league."
by Giant Torture on Jul 13, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
FUTURE GIANT YUP
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
True Giant
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
STFD Hart
"Triple A baseball isn’t very good. I’m going to tell you that right now. Especially from a pitching standpoint. Anybody who can pitch is in the big league."
And Grizzly Adams chases.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS SWINGING. WHAT THE FUCK
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LOL HART
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
LOL potential Giant
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 6:23 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
GOOD MOLINA!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL HART
This NL All-Star team apparently hacks.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
HEY MONEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL FAT BROTHER
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
or Rownads
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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
LOL HACKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL HANLEY
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions
Definitely
"Triple A baseball isn’t very good. I’m going to tell you that right now. Especially from a pitching standpoint. Anybody who can pitch is in the big league."
by Giant Torture on Jul 13, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I can root for Josh Johnson..
Was hard rooting for Ubaldo.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
BUCK: “[Pettite’s] sons are 15 and 12…”
That’s hardly something to brag about, guys. It’s barely above .500! Fire their manager!
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on Jul 13, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL!
You are on fire tonight! LITERALLY!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 13, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVPq1CBRLGU
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL GORDON BECKHAM in commercial
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
I sort of want the A's to build a new park in Oakland...
so they would play the All-Star game there and Fox would have to play MC Hammer and Hyphy during the bumpers.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Josh Johnson
Should have started.
"Triple A baseball isn’t very good. I’m going to tell you that right now. Especially from a pitching standpoint. Anybody who can pitch is in the big league."
I have been seeing this “tryna” thing around lately. Is this one of those text word deals?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
wow, I didn't know JJ had TJ
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Oh My! Suck it Ethier
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 13, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
LOL
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rec'd
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
At what point to do they just give every pitcher TJ?
Everyone seems to come back better after.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
foppert
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ok, that sounds of the game was the best one I've ever seen ever
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All I heard was “Do you want me to wiggle it.”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
YEAH, BABY! GO FOR IT!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there any other answer but yes?
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 13, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It was fascinating to me anyways
talking about pitches and how to signal them
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Pettite and Mauer
Is that all you have to do to get in sync? I was thinking there had to be a Vulcan mind-meld.
Uh
Do y’all need a new thread?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SUCK IT ICHIRO
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Wow
Ichiro looked bad on that last swing
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
HAW HAW ICHIRO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD ICHIRO!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 13, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
SIT ICHIRO!
But I still like him.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Why not just have sounds of the game going the whole game?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
this
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NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/13/1568439/all-star-overflow-thread
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 13, 2010 6:32 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Need NL runs in this thread
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
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