Open Home Run Derby Thread
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 12, 2010 3:50 PM PDT
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DINGARZ!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Wilson’s hair embarrasses me.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
What could possibly embarass you about that?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Jul 12, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
As a Giants fan, people might think he’s a fan of Wilson’s hair as well.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 12, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Or maybe just human empathy.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 12, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't mind his do
Sometimes after I save someone’s hide at work, I turn 180 degrees from my monitor, cross my arms, poke out my index and pinky fingers, and look to the ceiling triumphantly.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
by iammclovin on Jul 12, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Doesn't everyone do that?
I didn’t even think it was worth mentioning.
by Giant Torture on Jul 12, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I did think it would be funny to adopt some of the goofy things ball players do to real life. Another example is Pablo’s dance before he gets in the batters box. Imagine going into a conference room, picking a chair, jumping a few feet in front of it, tapping your note book on your foot, then sitting down.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
I always slapping fannies at work, just like they do in the big leagues!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 12, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
just another day
at Torts, Inc.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You?
He’s my crazy son. (takes after his mom) (except for the arm)
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
baby arm?
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jul 13, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
BURN
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Kruk
How did [player] look in batting practice the HR derby.
/jk son
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
BURN
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 12, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a vague memory of Ozzie Virgil winning the first HR derby I was aware of.
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
My parents invited me over to watch it, so I guess I’m going to. But, my mom will probably sit there and give me the entire synopsis of four books and three movies, because that’s what she does when I’m trying to watch something. I will see very few dingerz.
So it's like a Giants game, is what you're saying?
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Say hi the the in-laws for me
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
John Kruk just said that both All Star lineups are loaded.
O RLY, JOHN
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 4:05 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
DVRing so I can ffwd thru it later
Chris Berman is a fucking fat dimwit
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
BODY BIAS
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 12, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Give the idiot a break
He grew up a Giants fan, somehow, even though he’s not a native Californian
Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you
by milesntrane on Jul 12, 2010 11:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
hi
Join the Lacrosse community at http://www.theprolaxblog.blogspot.com/
Talk about Boston sports at http://www.bestbostonsports.com/
"That place was for diehard sports fans. I only follow my team when they're in the playoffs" - Homer Simpson
by bestbostonsports on Jul 12, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
Cool some guy on MLBN likes Brian Wilson
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 4:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
lolwut
I just saw that Andre Ethier is the starting CF
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 4:09 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Kevin Millar, discussing Tim Lincecum on MLB Network
Anybody that’s got a changeup that’s 25 mph different than your fastball is filthy.
This shit passes for analysis? Does he really think Tim throws a 67 mph changeup?
by RoyaleWithCheese on Jul 12, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
Millar is a fucking idiot
I can’t watch MLBN when that guy is on.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
or maybe he thinks timmy throws a 110 mph fast ball
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 12, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I know the subtleties wash right over me...
…but it’s always amazed me how upset some of you get about people calling a game.
If you already have the usual MCC advanced knowledge of the game then they’re not really talking to you – why do you get so vitriolic?
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s called “nerb disease”
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 12, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
I’ll show you a good piece.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 12, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
/grabs crotch
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 12, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
/AYBCS tells Johnny to stop grabbing his crotch.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
Someone’s gotta do it.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 12, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
lemme get that DINGERZ.EXE .GIF
please
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 12, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
Corey Hart told me he’s thought about playing w/the Giants. He spoke w/G’s players last week. His quip: "I want to make sure they like me.
Well, at least I like his attitude.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
he's got the same attitude as a high school class president
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 12, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
“me” who?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
DINGERZZZ
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
Dammit MLBN
Now you’re making me want In N Out Burger
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 4:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Does anyone ever stop wanting In N Out?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
I briefly forgot about it
Then they taunted me with it
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 4:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I stopped after one.
“And now here’s something we hope you’ll REALLY like!”
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
They put it in front of me!
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 4:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
ehhh, can't do it, watchin my weight
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I just looked it up. If you get a hamburger with ketchup/mustard instead of secret sauce, it’s not that bad. It’s better than a lot of fast fofod.
I just like a plain cheeseburger
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
+1
I don’t like sauce or produce
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 4:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
yea, i just like a simple cheeseburger, what's wrong with that
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
The simple part.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
The cheeseburger with ketchup is delish. The secret sauce is just too gloopy.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I actually like the secret sauce, but it’s a ton of extra calories. Not worth it. I also add pickles. Yummy.
what's in the secret sauce???
actually i dont want to know
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It seems to be a variation of 1000 island dressing. Mayo based, for sure.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
ehhhh, sure bout that? it's secret
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
OK, sounds good, kdl and i come in peace
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
stop, i know there was going to be an
easy joke in there djp
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Ssh, dear, don't cause a fuss.
I’ll have your NINE GRAMS OF FAT. I love it!
I’m having FAT, FAT, FAT, FAT, FAT, FAT, apple slices, FAT, FAT and FAT!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It is sooooooooooooo good.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 12, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too. It’s good yet bad that there’s one 10 minutes from my house.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
I think what saves me is that there is always a line of 50 cars in the drive thru, no matter what time of day or night it is. I don’t have the patience.
Yea, i could go there at like 11 PM and the line is crazy
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, there are 2 within 15 mins of my house
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 4:46 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Pablo should be in.
So then we can blame this for his slumping.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 12, 2010 4:34 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Hello Erin Andrews
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
ummm... well... in that video...
it was, ok?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
She finished in the top 3.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I’m not really happy with it. Thinking about going back to the Bowker avatar.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
whatever floats your boat dude… i know i had to switch mine because hockey season was over, now onto college football
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I'm back to Bowker
Have to keep his memory alive.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
never let it go dude, he'll be back up soon
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I think you missed the conversation in the other thread, but I’m going to be referring to Bowker as Tinkerbell from now on.
looks like my signature
i’d post it, but it’s not worth it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Wowsers. You’d think his kindergarten teacher would have corrected the backward “J” thing.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I don’t think she is very hot. I find her quite average
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 12, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU ESPN
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 12, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU ESPN
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Good fucking lord, i’m gonna go shoot myself now
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
basically showing Game 6 and game 7, highlights of how the ANgels
overcame the giants in that series to win the world series
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
/turns on TV
FUCK YOU ESPN
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 12, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions
This is how they get back at us
for hosting the most boring Home Run derby in memory
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
Erin Andrews is a repulsive stick figure
also, Fuck ESPN
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
or she is hella hot
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 12, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
nahhhhhhhhhhh
not to me. way too bony and angular atmo
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
100% average to me.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 12, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Jaimee Sire is Hottar!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Needs moar Michelle Beadle
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 5:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
/hotdog gif
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
found it!
hawtness
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Guys
Hot chick pics or gifs arent what this site is about
/chasm
I think you're supposed to inflate them
only after you exit the aircraft
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Needz Bigga Boo-TAYYY!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVmNbVu2KA&feature=related
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Having had the headache - inducing hokylink experience already I know enough not to hit that.
/hits it
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Erin Andrews
Much, much hotter than your girlfriend, that is if any of you nerds have one.
by Giant Torture on Jul 12, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I have one
Just don’t tell my wife.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not AZN
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Didn't even have to read the username.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I get that a lot
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
You coming to the 24th meet up?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Planning on it, yes.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Cool
Will be my first meet up. Just putting together the list of “persons of interest” should I not return.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Look for the nerdy Asian dude
I don’t think there are too many of those around mirite
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
You might be surprised
A pretty sizable number of the McCoven have married/dated up.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Who?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
i know I have
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
O, Snap!
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
This is . . .
. . . what I was referring to. Those who understand that will understand that.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
http://www.sportspickle.com/article:1062/image-clevelands-new-billboard-is-incredibly-depressing
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
/girlfriend's family might have something to say about that DJP
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
The HR Derby has too much Train
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 4:59 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
they're from San Francisco, why doing shit for the angels
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
also... Old train>>>>>New Train
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Srsly
“Hey soul sister” might be the worst song I’ve ever heard
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 5:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Why is there a concert leading up to the HR contest?
Who’s idea was this? And this poser on stage…
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Ortiz looks PIZZED.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I’m so gangster you’re so thug!!!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 12, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't mind it so much
UNTIL IT GETS PLAYED EVERY HOUR IN EVERY PUBLIC PLACE WHY IN THE AGE OF DIGITAL MUSIC MUST SONGS GET SO OVERPLAYED
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
or the most overplayed song
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Either way they blows.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
True
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 5:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL FAKE MOUNTAINS.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Anaheim
plastic surgery capital of CA
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
plastic surgery capital of CA the world.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
actually there's way more in Brazil
girls in their early teens getting work done is a common sight. It’s pretty sad.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Then they should come to Scottsdale and pay more for less breadfan7sad - inducing work!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm sorry, but drops of jupiter might be one of the best songs i've heard in a long time
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
PiKAstiltskin!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
When nick swisher is reffering to the "vaunted yankees slugger" you know this is gonna be a LOL fest
Hopefully cabrera wins it, fuck big sloppy.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
wow, Train...
Sucks…lol…really off key
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
it's interesting
that he would write a song he’s not capable of singing
by NateEveryday on Jul 12, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
studio version is kinda catchy
Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Jul 12, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s a wanna be Jason Mrrrazzz song (not that that makes it any better)
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
better than anything mrazz has wrote imho – but now i just sound lame.
Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Jul 12, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
a musical artist wanting to be like Jason Mraz
is sorta like a baseball player wanting to be like Bengie Molina
by NateEveryday on Jul 12, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Can they resume batting practice during this performance?
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 12, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions
POST YOUR PICK TO WIN THE HOME RUN DERBEY HERE!!!!!!!! DO IT!!!!! I GOT ORTIZ!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 12, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions
Brandon Belt
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
This.
I am sure he could do it.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Corey Hart! (pretty sure he's in it)
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 5:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
If he wins
Sabean will make sure he’s a giant
by NateEveryday on Jul 12, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
As I was driving home just now, Sunglasses at Night was on the radio. I think it’s a sign.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
He must be so sick of that song
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 5:13 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
At one point he had it as his walk up song.
Proud Son of Tobias
Heart and soul of the Red Sox!
I’m taking Cabrera.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 12, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
BARRY mothafuckin BONDS!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK…
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 12, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions
Does anyone have this .gif ?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 12, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, Chris Berman
Is it time to start caring about this?
Also, Televising a concert at a stadium always makes a band sound even more terrible then they may actually be.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Berman should retire.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
So should the Who, the Stones...and Barry Bonds.
“GET in that Hall right NOW, young man!”
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
So
Vernon Wells wins it, then vanishes back into obscurity.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
obscurity=canada
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BIG PAPI
WHO DID I KILL??
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 12, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions
When was the last time Train was relevant?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Who is train?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It's that thing you did with Howie and Grant last Friday.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 12, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't remind me!
That was exhausting!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m still sore.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
A band that was a one-hit wonder ten years ago.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Chris Young will hit 18 in the first round
then 0 in the second and hit 110 through the rest of July and get sent back down to AAA
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Oh man, Berman, Valentine and Morgan
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
jose ortiz?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 12, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
Did I hear...Jose Ortiz?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
LOL JOSE ORTIZ
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 12, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
Jose Ortiz was a great Sacramento RiverCat
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 5:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
They should use real dingerz
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
backbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackback
backbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackback…. its over the fence.
1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!
THis may end up being the worst nationally broadcast sporting event ever.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Dear Lord, this.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It would be waaaay better if…
It only took 60 minutes and there were only two guys per league.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
and it wasn’t produced as if it were the 7th game of the WS.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
LOL Giants pitchers in the All-Star Game
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 12, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Rick Reuschel
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL Shawn Estes!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 12, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ATLEE
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Why is Hanley Ramirez in this again?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is that true?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
Need the requisite player who will only hit 5 home runs.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
He is going to be benched after he doesn't run out his HR trot.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
show MOAR timmy
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 12, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
/tied down in hotel room
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi,
I am Chris Young, unless you follow an NL West team, you have probably never heard of me before.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I wanna see the other Chris Young in the HR Derby.
by The Double Deuce on Jul 12, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Home Run Derby
This was a great TV show in the 1960 that featured noted sluggers of the day (i.e. Mays, Mantle, Aaron, Jackie Jensen, etc.) bashing pitches out of Wrigley Field (in LA). In between turns at bat the two competitors (it was a 1-1 matchup each week) would chat with the show host/play by play announcer (who never once said “backbackbackback”).
It’s available on DVD and IIRC streams on Netflix or Hulu (I forget which), so if you have never seen it now would be a good time to FUCK YOU ESPN and go watch Willie Mays sock a few dingers.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
Loved this when ESPN Classic ran it.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I kind of vaguely remember seeing like Griffey take on Ripken years ago? Am I completely misremembering something cloudy from when I was 6?
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
What is Erin Andrews wearing? something from Kimmy Gibbler’s wardrobe?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL FULL HOUSE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Bob Saget SFG jacket in opening credits
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
WAKE UP, SAN FRANCISCO
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PROOF POSITIVE
I always thought it was filmed on some soulless soundstage, but now I see they were here the whole time!
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BALL SHAGGERS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Those kids must have terrible UZRs.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
lol
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Chris Young...so bad
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
Who wants to see one of those kids take a fly ball off the head?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
They should put Nads out there so he can run into walls
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
/runs over children, then into wall, then goes back, picks up child, battering rams him into wall.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I am sure the thumping club music is totally helping his timing.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
We want Matt Cain.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I would love to see an all pitcher HR derby.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The good thing is
no backbackbackbackback yet
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
LOL 1
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 12, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
subject
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 12, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
The Freak.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Chris Young should've had Chad Qualls pitch to him
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 5:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Instead of kids
They should put the worst MLB defensive outfielders out there.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
CLANK!
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 12, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be awesome.
It would look similar just MOAR FUNNY.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
LOL BRADEN PICTURE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Agreed
Bill Simmons sportsguy33
In Anaheim: They are cranking techno music at the HR derby during AB’s. Maybe the single worst idea in modern sports history.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Dominican World Series plays through the whole tournament! Man up!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
SS fields while playing an electric piano.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Where is Albert?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
irl lol.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Unicorn power.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
You can actually see Lidge's talent escaping his body
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 12, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL VALENTINE
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
FAN INTERFERENCE IS NOT A JOKE
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 12, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
This was better on ROIDZ
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Or with actual sluggers.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
How tall is that outfield wall?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
There it was
BACKBACKBACKBACK
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That sound reminds me of this.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Jul 12, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
yipyipyipyipyipyip
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
dipdipdipdip
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
GET A JOB!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
/already bored
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 12, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions
"Out of here, ay."-Berman
Ugh
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Total of 3 HR's so far?
Yawn…
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
It’s making it go quicker.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Thank Bonds.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
LOL
Commanding lead with 2.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Batting Practice Derby!
Bowkermania is running wild over the PCL, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 12, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
/works on moving the runner to 3rd
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Hitting Rehersal Derby!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 12, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Silence + Fan Reaction would have provided sufficient soundtrack
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
BUT I MUST BE BOMBARDED WITH LOUD ENTERTAINMENT AT ALL TIMES
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
DAY-O!
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
EVERYBODY CLAP YO HANS
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
WORKIN AT THE CAR WASH
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
MAKE SOME NOISE (OTHER THAN THE SOUND OF APATHY)
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Duh, and I ask if anyone is watching Derby in the other thread!
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
ESPN 3 commercial
“FIFA World Cup continues tomorrow”
/puzzled.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
The Annoyed Hobo would have hit 93 already
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
Annoyed Hobo = Mad Bum!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
BANDWIDTH EXCEEDED
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lolno
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, what if it’s Kinsler and Prince for Timmy?
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
So Kinsler and Prince for Lincecum?
I wouldnt trade Timmy for anybody.
by CaliforniaBone on Jul 12, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Was Kinsler the other guy in that commercial?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
you can tell by the hair
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Corey 'taking my sweet swing to Mccovey Cove' is coming up!
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
Comparing Beer Commercial Philosphy
Coors Light Drinkers: Are so stupid they need a color changing can and a whole in a the box to realize that Beer is cold. Also ignore all women and are a bit chauvinistic.
Carona Drinkers: Whipped beyond all belief and trapped in loveless, communication lacking relationships. Also must live near beach.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hey Torii!
Her eyes are higher than that
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions
is it prerequisite to have a blonde field reporter for all major sports network?
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
OMG BOCHY SIGHTING!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 12, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions
TRADE FER HEART NOW!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 12, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions
HART IS BEAST
Sabean trades for him immediately!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
Sammy Say it aint Sosa!
Albert Winnie the Pujols!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Hart for Sanchez!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OH SHIT
BOCHY IS THERE SEEING THIS
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
the natural! sabez get him ready to suit up for the mets!
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
Headline: “Giants scouts seen at All-Star Game eyeing Hart”
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Jul 12, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
ARod is unimpressed by your shenanegans.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DON'T STEP ON THE MOUND!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/Erin Andrews
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
GET OFF OF HIS MOUND!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The announcer dude sounds like a duck when he says, “backbackbackback.”
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
that would be Berman, he is having an orgasm
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
That's Chris Berman to you, missy
And yeah, he’s annoying.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Hey, I’m horrible with announcers. I still get Kruk and Kuip mixed up, there’s no way I’m gonna know who that guy is.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
One pitchar for each dingar!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG TRADE FOR HIM NOW
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 12, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
God I hope the Rays offer the Farm for him.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HART = BEAST
Time for me to trade him on Pokemonz.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
How can you tell?
Were they crying?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
When is the GIDP contest?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
Those are usually held during Giants games, I thought.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Jul 12, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Berman
TurnTurnTurnTurn….TWO!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Relocated to every Giants game during the regular season
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/chasm?
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Hope Hart hits 30 this round.
I wanna see free admission in Milwuakee
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Chris Young is laughing embarrassedly
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
LOL YOUNG
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Fake Mountains
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
LULZ
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Where’s that damn fanshot-posting CSN intern when you need him?
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Uh oh
Hart’s stock just went it up in Sabes’ book
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 5:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Was that Nomar hooked up to the machine?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
QUACK
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Trade for Hart now Sabs
Mid HR Derby, switch his patch on his right arm to a Giants logo!!!! Talk about a great PR move for the Giants….it would totally one up Boras and ARod’s opt out shenanigans a few years ago !
I'd like to see a breakdown of the force required to turn Pablo's trunk
the 90+ degrees to swing the bat.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
LOL ARod
Great, I wanted to hear all of you kiss his ass.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A-Roid
/mutes TV
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL SWISHER!!!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
sabez is on the phone to the yanks!
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
Oh great. We get to listen to Rodriguez. Again
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 12, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions
Man I like Nick Swisher
Too bad he is a yankee.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
this
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
yep
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I imagine the Yanks will trade him next offseason
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 5:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I dunno
pretty popular in those parts.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
TMI
watching the home run derby one-handed= not my idea of a good time
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but the Yanks want Crawford/Werth
That leaves an OF of CC/Werth, Gardner & Granderson and leaves Swisher out of the loop.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 5:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Jesus Nick...
I love you but that cap looks awful.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Hey!
. . .
No, you’re right. I can’t even fake it.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Jul 12, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
uhh
willie mays
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 12, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
Steve Swisher?
WTF, ESPN radio guy?
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Valentine talking to ARod.
Do we really need this?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
The Home Run Derby.
Do we really need this?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Fixed
Valentinetalking to ARod.waxing ARod’’s knob. Do we really need this?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I want to hear "Southern Man"
For the next batter
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
"I am Woman (Hear Me Roar)"
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
“Cinnamon Girl’
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Jul 12, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Down By the River
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Living in a Van?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Tin horses and Berman's calling
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I shot my baby.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Deeeaaaaad.
Also, “Keep On Rockin’ In The Free World”
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the best from Young.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Yet More Superior Baseball Programming
MLB Network is showing All-Star game highlights; they’re showing 1970 right now, 1980 up next, then 1990…
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
LOL MONEYBALL
He’s taking so many pitches.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
WALK HOME DERBY AMIRITE
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
OBP DERBY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HR derOBPy
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 5:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Swisher about be interviewed by Pedro Gomez's hair.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I see you shave your head
porque?
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
¿Por Qúe?
/corrected
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
way, way too much multilingual grammar happening there
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Elitist.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 12, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
nope, lazy.
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, referencing the time someone said Jon Miller was elitist for dropping some Spanish on the radio.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 12, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Would thaty someone be Senor Weelyum Rivera?
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
grr
I saw the “y” just as the pressure on ENTER became too much to EXIT
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm on ESPN3 so I missed that
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
LOL Anaheim
every shot that is not of the stadium is either on the beach or within a block of Disneyland.
Because that city is disgusting.
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
I can’t help but think of previous venues that have great aesthetic settings…and then there’s Anaheim. Also, it turns out the stadium isn’t really a sand castle. RIPOFF.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
THIS IS WHY WE NEED A TEAM IN PORTLAND
thats a good lookin city
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
there’s actually a very unpopular, almost definitely false rumor that the Rays were having difficulty getting a stadium built in Florida and are looking at Vegas and Portland as possible new destinations
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
“Portland Ray’s” would be a great name for a barbecue joint.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Mt. Hood Rats!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Multnomah Mushrooms!
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Oregon Ogres!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
What about it is disgusting?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 12, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothin?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 12, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Joe Morgan
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Starting off well.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Quack, Quack, Quack
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BAG
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
No, Albert
It is not time for new faces. The best sluggers in every league should be here every year. THAT MEANS YOU. NOT HANLEY RAMIREZ OR CHRIS YOUNG
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WTF
would they just rather have a day off? I take it no one is afraid of injury (except maybe the BP pitchers)
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Looking at Matt Holiday makes me want to join the Duckie Boys.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
ohohooooo
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
CLUTCH
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
Boomer: "Isn't the Home Run Derby a 'Holliday' after all?"
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
boooooooo
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
"Isn't his favorite Charles Ives composition the 'Holliday' Symphony?"
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Holliday!
Celebrate!
Surely that’s on their terrible soundtrack.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
"Wow he's advanced this one"
/crickets
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
matriculated over the fence
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
HI MOM!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
She says hi! She’s available if you want to be asked a million pointless questions and to give you tips on hitting.
No more questions
I just left work.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I C WUT U Did THere.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK
Valentine cannot remember people’s names
Joe Morgan is wondering why Matt Holliday does not have more Wins.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not in the least.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
CROTCH CATCHER
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions
Favorite Holliday moment
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
You know who they need in HR Derby?
Ichiro
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
yes!
i watched him rock some out of the coliseum while trying to get griffey’s autograph last year
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
People have been saying this forever but for some reason MLB never listens. :(
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Apparently they asked him in 2008
but he declined due to a hamstring problem.
They need to ask him again
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I did like the idea of a pitchers HR Derby.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
PFFT
Still bound to be more entertaining.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Inside the Park Home Run Derby
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 12, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
Make them run the bases as well and the kids have to tag them out.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
LOL I just found this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY7sOYRH6CI
Awesome
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
that’s great!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 12, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Your culture is primitive yet so funky!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
Serious question
Do middle aged men like Chris Berman? I’m trying to figure out what demographic he appeals to
obese ducks
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Think of the children.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Duckbilled Platypy.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
no. I really think that he’s considered an “institution” at ESPN and he gets to do basically whatever he wants that isn’t serious. I don’t know anyone who likes his shtick other than maybe teenage boys.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 12, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
this
basically the Radnich of Storrs, CT.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
or wherever the BOOYA-FACTORY is located
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
EPSN3 Dude Perfect commercials > HR Derby.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
LOL
Scotts Anit-Turf Propaganda.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Anti-Turf too.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Did they just say "Will Ferrell, everybody!"?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is he loaded up and truckin'?
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Davey Lopes still smells like Dodger
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
"Those shoes have padding on them"
Awesome analysis.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Also kind of a dick.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ROIDS
It’s one helluva drug.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 12, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude
They went fishing, in Cabo.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So many clutch hits…
“like that”
Lulz.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Hitting home runs during a meaningless exhibition.
Clutch.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Hey,
this is where important scouting of targets to exchange for the best pitcher in your teams history is done.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I bet the one guy whose swing really gets screwed by this contest is Ortiz’s.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 12, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
I do not get that thought
Do they start swinging with the wrong end of the bat or something?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Back shoulder dips mainly
Also start opening their hips too early and dropping their hands.
by Giant Torture on Jul 12, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
A colleague at work explained to me last week that hitting to make contact with the ball is different than hitting to intentionally make an out-of-the-park homer. Swinging for the latter can mess up the swing for the former. Or so he claims.
I think they said something similar in the ESPN SportScience segment.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Some vaguely known baseball figure said once that hitting in the Derby screwed up his swing for awhile.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
humph
The stupid all star weekend event I actually like, the softball game, is over. I assumed it was in a day or two. I like that much more than the home run derby. It’s fun.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
It was a package deal with the Futures game
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 12, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
this
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I can do it, too
David Ortiz is not anywhere near as good as Ted Williams.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
What's with the indian ghetto music?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Larry Baer is there
And it’s Indian Heritage Night.
by Giant Torture on Jul 12, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate this part of it. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE SORIANO!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 12, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
There's padding in them.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Morgan has a foot fetish.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
he must get along with Torriiiiii Hunter then
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 12, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Mel Gibson is fucking nuts
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
You would be too...
If the girlfriend you knocked up and lost your wife over threw your ass out for beating her up and knocking her mom’s teeth out….oh wait, you mean he was already nuckin futs
by Giant Torture on Jul 12, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 12, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Incidentally
I think with the mustache, Sergio Romo kinda looks like Guy Fawkes.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
they should form a club
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 12, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
MMMMMM THIS REFRESHING GATORADE IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED TO SUCCEED.
[two foul balls]
[game over]
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
/drink my crappy drink
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
/instant diabetes
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I drink at least a half gallon of that diabetes - inducing sugar water every day.
Just like I have for, oh, at least five years now.
Should I worry?
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
/Gatorade mails check
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BOBBY GRICH
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I'm glad my TV is on mute
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I’m listening to this: http://www.uniqlo.jp/uniqlock/
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
LOL
Will Ferrell doing his Caray
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
“If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?”
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
“If the Moon was made of barbecued spare ribs, wouldja eat it? It’s a simple question.”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Berman does his Carey
/train wrecks
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Hanley beasting
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
Raptor stance!
Check out that left foot placement lol.
by CaliforniaBone on Jul 12, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Do not want
"When you have a player that performs like Mark Teixeira, you have to look at Prince Fielder’s performance in comparison," Boras said. "You want to know the value of a player? Take a look at it."
"If you look at Mark Teixeira’s contract, he made the Yankees money," Boras said. "How many teams would take on Mark Teixeira’s contract? I would say 20. The reason is it’s good business to do that. Those players are invaluable."
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
God Boras is a jackass.
How/Why do people still do business with him?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
because they get big ass contracts for no frickin reason
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 12, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant teams really.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
because if teams didnt do business with him then the allstar game would be full of free agents and MLB the Show would be very confusing
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 12, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
flagged
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Corey "Sanchy" Hart
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Core Harty?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 12, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Harty Core
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jul 13, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked that Griffey Jr. commercial
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
yes. He was definitely the 2nd best ever.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 12, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You're right
Willie Mays was much better than him!
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too!
/closet m’s fan
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 12, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn
That was a blast
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
TWSS!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Whatever Cabrera hits...
I’m sure Sandoval could do better, even if he is slumping.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKEm5MGj5A0
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
YUM!
Erin Andrews! <3
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Average
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 12, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
She’s hot and she likes sports!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT'S ALMOST TO OAKLAND
hic
Where the hell are we again?
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Buster Posey
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
NOW BATTING
LEFT FIELDER
NUMBER 25
BARRY
BONDS
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
:D
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Who draws the crowd//who plays so loud
Baby it’s the Barry Man
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
how’s the HR derby
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
wow corey hart in a home run derby
i’ve been waiting my whole life for this
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BACK BACK BACK
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
used to be Mike Piazza
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
OT - don't let this be you
http://www.break.com/index/chick-makes-same-dumb-face-in-every-picture.html
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
she looks like she has her game face on , impressive
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
duck face
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It's called a "Kissyface"...
…and it sometimes seems half the women over 10 think it’s mandatory when being photographed.
I say “women” because – believe it or not – some women over 30 seem to think it’s apropos as well.
Although a “kissyface” on a 47 year old woman will NOT look as “cute” as it does on a 17 year old.
But does that enter into their vain brains?
Unfortunately, no.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
so does Barry Zito
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 12, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Worst. tan. ever.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Imaginary beer funnel is imaginary
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 12, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
This listening to this video while watching the derby makes me realize stadiums need not just an organ, but an in-house orchestra
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
THIS THIS THIS
I want to hear some Mussorgsky when I’m at the park, damn it!
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
WUT
lukewinn Little-known Corey Hart fact: He’s the only major leaguer who wears under-jorts instead of sliding pants
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
shades of young joe strummer
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 12, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
Holy shit Papi
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
TWSS!
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
From another forum:
DAVID “MOSES” ORTIZ PARTS THE RED SEA WITH A READING RAINBOW FROM HERE TO JINGAJENGA ISLAND! BEAM IT UP SCOTTY [foams at mouth]
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
NO HE DIINT
George Mitchell told me.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
getting trashed at the hotel bar.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 12, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
that’d be pretty cool. I imagine he’s doing shots of Jager by now.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 12, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Hotboxing the suite with Brian Wilson
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
that’s also where the Home Run Derby After Party will be.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 12, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Man
Would it kill one of the other All Stars when asked about the HR Derby and if they are enjoying themselves to say:
Shit no, this is boring as hell. What’s the point of this again? I got a game tomorrow that for some reason determines who gets home field advantage in the World Series, I got better shit to do.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
if Aubrey Huff was an All-Star it'd happen
“The Home Run Derby is retarded.” – Aubrey Huff
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 12, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
we have determined that Erin Andrews is indeed not Asian
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
not all of us
I need a much, much closer look.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 12, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d like a closer look
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
"Squeal like a pig, Corey"
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Hart's freshman year photo
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
“Varsity baseball, Yearbook staff, ‘Most Likely to Wear a Dead Muskrat on Chin’”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
nice
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Spanish players visit the king
“You are an example of sportsmanship, nobility, good play and team work,” said the king.
Add oscar worthy performances to that list.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Argh.
Can anyone kindly point me in the direction of the Chris Berman “backbackback” .gif? I can’t find it anywhere.
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
I'm barely paying attention........
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
what's going on? i dont know what's up here
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You are America
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
America is Pedro Feliz
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Heyward mentioned Miggy
lol, he wasn’t watching…
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
Hanley on fire
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
So does Corey Hart idolize Abe Lincoln or something?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hart and Velez separated at birth.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Even though Velez has tried several times to forcibly reunite.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/Roethlesbergerasijdljl joke
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLonely Orioles fan with the target sign.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He can keep token Oriole All-Star Ty Wigginton company.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Hanley comeback!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
David Ortiz is a funny guy
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hanley doesn’t swing the bat like a shortstop, he swings the bat like Alex Rodriguez
/joe morgan’d
womp
Yeah, I heard that and thought:
Alex Rodriguez is a position now?
Joe gently forgets that ARod was a SS.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MARISA MILLER
WITH A GIANTS ALL STAR JERSEY?!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Yeah that was cool.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh. Well, I suppose it’s better than having no one rocking the orange and black.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
BETTER SWING THAN ROWAND!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish she could rock the Zito socks.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
wtf
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jul 13, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
All the guys in the background watching intently.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Squishing the bug
well, sorta.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
O HAI!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Where? And why?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
She was rocking a Giants patch in the celebrity game. They showed an quick commercial for it and she did the bicep flex thing and pointed at it and winked.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Is she a Giants fan or something?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
plus she wants to be a sportscaster
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
obviously a dodgers fan
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU'RE FROM TORONTO
GET THE FUCK OUT
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Beiber "This is my world" Bilboard above a strip joint
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Jul 13, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh shit
I just came across a site with 1000s of pictures of the pew pew girl
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Post one
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The site is in adobe flash format, but here is one for you
MMM Quartz Glass Coating.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Damn, she is gorgeous
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
do a search
her name is 육지혜
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
that's a funny way
to spell Alyssa Milano
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m suddenly in the mood for ordering some Quartz Glass Coating
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 12, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
you mean sushi
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jul 13, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean faceglaze.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
well we're AzNs
we don’t have much of anything else…
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
no offense
but it’s funny that during initiation week for our fraternity one of the pledges who was extremely drunk, was supposed to make fun of every one of the actives in the house, so he points at me and just screams “haha, u iz AZN!!!” i had no idea what to say
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
were you turning a watch into a television?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Hart can take out cameraman
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Ha 5 quick outs.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Giants Baseball
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOL FUTURE GIANT
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Too much time off...
Sabean calls off trade.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
Let's all sit around and agree with each other.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Corey Hart must have gotten married between at-bats
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
I just found you on twitter
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Hart is ready to play for the Giants
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BUT MYCHAEL SAID WE ARE CLOSE
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Corey Hart has had enough of this shit.
[grounds out quickly to meet Lincecum and Wilson back at the suite]
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Does anyone understand a word this guy is saying?
TAKE THE COTTON OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Jeff Fletcher JeffFletcherAOL
Brian Sabean just decided he doesn’t want Corey Hart after all.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL MOLINA
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL RIOS
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Jul 13, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Awww
Hart’s kids are cute though.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
says something about the wife
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
/Sabean back in trade talks
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
His daughter received a beer bath a couple of years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJw2eqtQpuc
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
haha assholes
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
that's horrible.
she’s probably traumatized. shit.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 12, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
And will probably be an alcoholic by 17.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
to be fair, that’s probably just b/c Hart is her father.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 12, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
True
He looks like he drinks moonshine by the bucket full.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
What do you look like you drink by the bucketful?
Or do you look like you have some other mannerism someone who doesn’t know you at all will label you with?
Haha.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
is this shit still on? jeez. zzzzzzzzzz
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 12, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
478’ for David Ortiz’s longest home run? really? what a pansy… mark derosa hit a 520’ home run in MLB 2k10
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m always disappointed by the HR Derby because I always go in expecting things to hit the light standards and explode a la “The Bigs”
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
By the way, Valentine looks freaking hilarious
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
never forget
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
THE STACHE!!!!!!!
it’s fantastic! haha, i was just looking at his face just a bit ago when they showed the crew, he looks drunk
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
you idiot
That was not Valentine. That was obviously some other bench coach.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I have to say I like the guy. His irreverence cracks me up.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
those were bobby's CIA days masqurading as a mets coach
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
It's over
Papi wins.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
I love watching those little kids under the high ball
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I can’t say “Big Papi” because it makes me feel like I should be wearing Daisy Dukes and drinking out of a hose in slow motion #hrderby
womp
i normally address him as Mr. Papicito
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
haha anyone else see that kid get denied the high five?
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Haha, i’m trying to understand how that guy with the camera hasn’t gotten hit by a ball yet, the dude like 5 feet to the left or right of Ortiz
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It’s on a stand, I believe
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 12, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, nevermind. Thought you meant the one behind the pitcher
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 12, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
ohhh yea, sorry, the dude next to David... i'm just surprised
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Was the softball game on earlier?
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
It's on next.
Taped yesterday.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Marisa Miller repping the Giants
Equals me watching
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
from santa cruz + Giants fan? uhhh yea
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UmpJoeWest
MLB Homerun Derby- Isn’t there an umpire there to throw out Chris Berman? Jesus, the guy sounds like a garbage truck
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The catcher kind of looks like buster
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I bet he can’t hit opposite field homers.
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i bet he cant even hit a homer
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he should call for the OUT pitch
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 12, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
What is with the big guys in the outfield with the children?
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Mid life crisis
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The Big PED wins
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The children are awful fielders!
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Bring on the softball
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Bring on Marisa Miller
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she is a five tool talent?
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Six
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Marissa and Erin should fight...
in there underwear…
with pillows…
on a bed…
with me in between…
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MARISA MILLER!!!
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do they make the kids wear the helmets??
its stupid
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I’d wear one
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I am wearing one now.
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Same here. And if I were one of the players, I’d insist my kids have one on, too. Safety first.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
It looks like a bunch of John Olerud's out there!
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and
it’d depend on the age of the kid for me
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Because people become invulnerable to head injuries once they turn sixteen.
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no
but I’d say a 16 year old would have a higher liklihood of not getting hit in the head then a younger kid.
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WHEREZ THE SOFTBALL THREADZ?
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MARISA MILLER OVERFLOW THREAD
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Did he read that off the trophy?
He could not remember David Ortiz’s name or what team he was on?
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it's weird to hear Erin Andrew address ortiz 'Papi' , exclusive interview afterwards?
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"Hanley's like a son to me"
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
/ignores real son
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IRL LOL
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
So the Papi nickname isn't for nothing...
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damnit Ozzie
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Jeeze, Gary Thorne, last time i heard his voice was the Frozen Four, Miami losing to Boston College, fuck off Boston College
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still butthurt lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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haha, jponry!!! always will be
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PIAZZA? BOOOOOOOOOOO
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Mike Piazza?
wowow
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MARISA MILLER
MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER
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Pablo-esque :(
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
And there she is....
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PRODUCTIVE OUT?
NOT A GIANT
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haha, nevermind, inning over
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Kruk, wearing a phillies hat.
Living in the past for 600, alex
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haha
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LOL FINCH
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LOL
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I still fucking love Rickey Henderson
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sadly didn't see him play much
but yea, from what i remember, he was fun to watch at A’s games
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I’m sure he still loves Rickey Henderson too
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Rickey will always love Rickey
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yup, greatest lead off hitter ever, only dude actually can physically intimate a pitch with his stealing prowess...
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If Finch actually pitched like she could, the NL would have a no hitter.
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NATIONLOL LEAGUE
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
PIAZZA YOU SUCK! BOOOOOOOOO
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LOL Piazza wearing the Mets hat?
Take that LA
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LOL
that pitch
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LOL TIM FISH
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The last time I heard Chuck Finley’s name, his wife was beating him with a high heel.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Finley#Personal_life_and_marriage
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LOL
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LOL 2 HRs
BRING IN THE HOOK!
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LOL x2
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CAN'T TOUCH THIS
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LOLlie Fingers.
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AC Slater stares dreamily into the camera.
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He's so hot right now
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL PIAZZA
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THE PIAZZA ERROR COMES BACK TO BITE THEM!
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This far more enjoyable compared to the home run derby
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i actually lol'd a few times
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its funny cuz its true
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Exactly.
What’s better than a McC Legends and Celebrities Softball Game Thread
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I want to see Michael Jordan play in this game with a White Sox hat on.
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
for real… what about Obama?
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too many HBP
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“Nobody strikes out like you Michael!”
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL THIS ADT COMMERCIAL… yea, cuz a fucking robber will just walk away and you’ll just be “oh ok, whatever”
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“Sorry about the vase. No don’t worry, I know the way out”
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I hope they play it every break
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just so i can laugh EVERY time
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MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER
Yes
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm still in awe at this really attractive girl, Marisa Miller who's repping the giants
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oh, yea, guess the home run derby went a lil longer than it should've
can say that again
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Oh it’s bad, i mean, i guess it used to be half way decent, but yea… this is much better since there’s some sort of entertainment, instead of hearing “OHHHHHH THAT IS HIT WAYYYYY BACK”
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yup celebrity softball game on ESPN
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Celebrity Softball Game
on after the HR derby.
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Ya know, it's actually not THAT bad
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right when Kruk comes to the plate…
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, on 360?
i have the game, and it’s bad because i’m not awesome at it, still have trouble defending
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Learn to use the jockey button
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you have a penis?
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
i just think she's attractive
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Guy Fieri, he's in it, just wanted to know who's in it
plus nothing else is on really at this time
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I’m joking. I’d suspect there aren’t a lot of Masterpiece fans on MCC. Hell, I’m a PBS junkie and I rarely watch it.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
haha, no kidding? i mean, i’ll prolly check whats on discovery, or comedy central
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The Daily Show is on here, so for a second I thought you’d flipped. But then I remembered I’m on the EDT feed, and you’re watching the West Coast delay. Boom. Mystery solved.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Chad Ochocinco is trying to find love on VH1
its a decent alternative
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 12, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
exactly
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 12, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
A hot girl reppin the Giants only gets an “attractive”?
SHAME ON YOU
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
she aint the only person dude
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just googled her, errr... informative! she is a perfect 10 tool player
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I DONT HAVE MY 360!!! but if i did, i'd be playing it
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up in Chico, step bro has it...
i just left it there since i thought i wouldn’t play it at all… i’ll be up there soon
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He lives ten years in the past, when it would.
Whoa, guess that would be 15 now.
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I'm probably headed that direction too
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Hey, I just wanted to make clear I wasn’t assailing your viewpoint earlier. I just enjoy playing devil’s advocate. I hope I didn’t come across as a total jerk.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
It's all good
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I would tear you apart at FIFA, guaranteed.
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
What team you use? hmm? i got San JOse earthquakes… or FC Barcelona
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United all the way
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Manchester United vs. San Jose Earthquakes. Seems like a bit of a mismatch
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Manchester United vs. FC Barcelona
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You’d have no chance. No chance at all
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm gonna make you look like Rooney
in the world cup
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/throws controller on the ground
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
do you got FIFA for 360?
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No, PS3
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
oh jeeze, so you and djp can play eachother..
piss, then i’m out of it
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i got 10 for 360
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oh shit, ok, then i got that
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I don’t even know if you can do that on the PS3. I couldn’t figure out how to invite friends into games
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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, how can i get in on this? :( i have to have a PS3?
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Most definitely. I’ll make you look like Juventus did against Fulham last season
Yeah. I went there
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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
4-1. Second game, I think?
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep. Even up 3-1 after the first, I didn’t feel confident at all. That defense they rolled out because of suspensions/injuries was god awful.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
I was pretty proud of Dempsey after his goal. Good stuff
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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
By the way
Have you seen the video of Reina, Puyol and Pique shoving a Barca shirt on Fabregas at their WC celebration in Madrid? That would really piss me off if I was an Arsenal fan
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw a picture of it. I asked an Arsenal friend of mine and she was BEYOND PISSED.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
man...
you guys are alot more into soccer than i am, i’m just starting to get into it… And by far my favorite player is Messi, second favorite has to be Dempsey, also Tevez is pretty awesome
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Tevez is pretty awesome
/facepalm
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
just my opinion bro, don't hate
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shit, kinda meant to say David Villa
i have no idea how i fucked that up, but yea, just watching David VIlla throughout the world cup had me like him
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Villa is the man
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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
wait
so there’s Barcelona, and FC Barcelona?
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No, same thing
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
cool, thanks man
also, why do they have the “FC” in front?
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any significance to it?
i don’t see it all the time in front of other soccer teams
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Most teams have it. Real Madrid CF, AC Milan, etc.
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Italian test for PIKA
Without google, what does the “AC” in AC Milan stand for?
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
shit… ummmmm, something ciudad?
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haha
Associazione = club/association
Calcio = football/soccer
Italian is like Spanish, so stuff gets flipped around.
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oh, well since i can’t say the lol… i’ll just say, damn, i knew that italian was similar but not the same as spanish, damn
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“calcio”, “forza”, and that’s about all I know
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, that’s pretty funny tho dude, i mean, me being Armenian, I KNOW HARDLY ANY, and Armenia has no soccer players….
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Haha. Well I watch most of the games online in Italian, so that’s how I’ve picked it up.
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Ha, really? that’s sweet! “blah blah blah blah blah GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAABRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-tcdN-Ms38
Watch this. From Italy’s WC run in 2006. Fabio Caressa (announcer for Sky Sports Italia) is epic.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
watching soccer in any other language
than english is ALOT BETTER than watching it in english
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm in awe about how he made that
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I like how you can actually hear the crowd. Damn vuvuzelas
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
And then that clod Reina, who didn’t play at all in the tournament, shouts “the future of Barca!”
Classless
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh god. I had to hear all these REINA IS BETTER THAN BUFFON arguments from LiverLOL fans this year. Idiots.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
They’re confused
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
It has been a rough couple of decades for them
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
nevrmind...
way to go Rollie*
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THAT'S A KNOCK!
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The Mad Man guy is so mad he doesnt tuck in his jersey
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NEW OUTFIT!!!!
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LOL
Giving up a homer to a girl
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In all fairness,
She is probably one of the best softball players ever. Ever was, ever will be.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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WOW FINCH CRUSHED THAT
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MARISA MILLER
MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER
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WHIFFF
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YAY
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LOL Rickey
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I think you’ve confused her with the pitcher
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Jennie?
shes cute too but shes like 6’2
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I think you need to see an optometrist
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LOVEEEE girls that are tall
prolly since i’m like 6’3
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she is?
i kinda think the opposite…
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Her hair is all nasty, and she has this awful eyeliner on and, yeah. Kinda gross.
/also not a cool kid.
it's a baseball game... so i wouldn't take much from it
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I like it!
I mean, i’ve seen more attractive
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Her face is pointy. She kind of looks like a rat.
Sorry, I’m not impressed. Like, there are other people who I’d rather look like.
i was just saying
i mean, to me, don’t think i’d “rather look like” anyone else, just being myself is perfect
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That’s kind of how I gauge whether a woman is attractive, since I’m not sexually attracted to them. Does that makes sense?
haha, yeaaaa i got it
i donno if it would be acceptable for guys to do it?
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I'd like to look like George Clooney
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HENCE, JEALOUSY
that’s pretty much why i have the 5 o’clock shadow, i’m one of the few that can pull it off
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haha, no it was funny, the other day at the brewery, i was the only dude that wasn’t asked for an ID, just because of the 5 o’clock shadow, all my friends have serious beards going on
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I still get carded all the time. Then whoever’s checking looks all surprised when they see how old I am.
Aight, now that’s just a compliment!
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might be more flattering
for a girl like yourself than it would be for a guy?
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Hm, I never thought about it. I guess it depends how old you are. When I was 21 and people thought I was 13 I’d get really pissed off.
haha, it really kinda does
i mean, i’m 22 and people think i’m older than 22…. soooo yea that might not be a good thing, just because of the beard tho… but yea, you’re spot on
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People always think my brother is older than me even though he’s almost six years younger. He gets all butthurt.
LOL – when I was 26 it was annoying. Now at the more mature age of forty something, I wouldn’t mind so much.
True story: my first appearance as an attorney was in probate court. Not even in court – just trying to talk to the judge in chambers. His clerk kept coming out and asking me “Are you sure you’re an attorney?” because I apparently did not look old enough. I wanted to hit him upside the head with my briefcase.
Now, nobody seems surprised at my age. Sigh.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Yeah, I get stuff like that all the time. It takes me a few minutes to get taken seriously, probably for more than just how young I look. :(
Heh. That’s probably why I went red after law school. I tend towards a summer blond, but I grew out the spiky hair and tried for different shade.
Didn’t really work.
I can only hope my shiny grays now give me a certain gravitas (but I’m probably wrong).
It can be tough being a chick lawyer.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
guess it's good i just don't really care
about my hair style… do guys really care that much about it?
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no guys usually just say which ones are ugly.
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Absolutely not
Unless it’s Timmy or Buster.
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone’s just jealous.
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAAAAAAAT?!
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m also a chick, so my opinion is worth whatever. Apparently, around here, having a different opinion is not allowed
Not from this corner. I respect you and your opinions.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
or can’t take a joke
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
SENSITIVE WOMEN CAN’T TAKE JOKES LOL BECUZ THEY’RE WOMEN
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
i'm pretty sure, if Marisa Miller asked him out
he’d go out with her
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Or she'd win him over
With chloroform
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLUMBERJACKS!!
oh and djp, you couldn’t hide the fact that you do think she’s pretty
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I said above that she was pretty
There was just no way in hell I was going to watch the softball game.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
OK, so the thing was
she wasn’t going to be the REASON for you to watch it?
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then I FUCKING AGREE
i’m watching MLB network now, and it’s pretty sweet
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BUT SAN JOSE IS ALMOST BETTER THAN SAN FRANCISCO
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i dont know what to say to this
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STOP IT DJP, STOP MAKING ME JEALOUS
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well, i'm watching tosh.0 instead
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mayyyyybe the smile gets me... on a few
of the pictures i’ve seen the smile isn’t as good
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There’s something about her that turns me off…probably her breasts and likely vagina.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
LOL BO
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hahaha @ Tosh.0
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during the commercial
the batman was pretty good
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OH MY GOD, that one just now was fucking awesome
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OT: Hilarious Ichiro moment from a few days ago
A fan is very excited to “meet” Ichiro
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
I posted that earlier
I love it.
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry for missing your comment. I guess it’s so good it had to be posted twice!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
I wonder what the troops were thinking
OMG its Gerald Mother Fucking Posey and….. the villian from Born Invincible
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
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by slackersphere17 on Jul 12, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Quentin seemed to let himself go...
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If the NL loses I am holding John Kruk responsible.
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LOL SALAMI
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MARISA MILLER!!!!!!!
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OT: Thanks a lot
I’m taking a dumb “group communications” class… and I’d like to thank you all for "helping me type grouGthink on a continual basis.
I have to thank people here as well
Last night when I went to the movies (Despicable Me, hated it, but that’s another story), there was an ad for a movie that had like caribou or antelope or something in the background, but it was animated really badly so they were all galloping in sync. I leaned over to my friend and said, “Geez, those cantaloupe are really annoying!”
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IT IS YOUR FAULT!!!!!! Man, both of you blaming us for your funny experiences… :D, plus i can’t say i’ve ever experienced a moment like that with someone yet…. Although i have definitely thought like that alot
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And like how i use “u ded dawg” to my friends
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legitimately said “LOL U” like speaking it to someone?
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Yes! I mean, no one should say LOL anyway, since they should actually be laughing, right? Then you add the “U” and it’s a big ole mess.
wait wait... you hated Despicable me? aww, well i had high hopes for it, oh well
and i bet your friend didn’t even understand what was going on, when you said Cantaloupe
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I was honestly ready to walk out, but I was everybody’s ride, haha. But really, it was a horribly predictable movie that relied on the characters to hook you in, and if you didn’t like the characters, you didn’t like the movie. I was annoyed by the characters. And pretty much all the best jokes are in the commercial, so you’re going into the movie think it’s going to be hilarious, and then once you watch you start thinking, “That’s it?”
Oh, and it tried too hard. Like, I enjoy searching for the little details that shows the filmmakers thought about everything. Despicable Me just threw everything in your face, almost saying, “Look at this and laugh! Now!” And Steve Carell’s voice kept popping through his accent; sometimes it was that heavy faux-Transylvanian thing, and then you randomly hear bits of Michael Scott. Really disconcerting.
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jeeze, you and your long posts!
Oh man, that’s bad, i mean i like everyone that’s in the movie, but damn, sounds like it was poorly produced and written. I absolutely hate those kinds of movies, and that’s just sad, that this movie had some high hopes, then all the sudden it crashed when it came out… I’m a big fan of Steve Carell, but it’s sad that this movie came out so disappointing, but i don’t take much from an ANIMATED movie at all…
Also, he’s in another movie with Paul Rudd and Zach Galifinakis
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Yeah, I think I have a problem.
And I’m probably in the minority – it has an 80% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, so most people think it’s good. I just automatically compare everything to Pixar, and that’s kind of unfair.
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haha, i mean i don’t mind it at all, it’s just “OMG LOOK AT ME I’M TAKING UP THE WHOLE THREAD WITH MY POST!!!” haha, kidding.
Really? it had an 80%? Well, that’s just not even fair at all to compare it to pixar, it’s just impossible
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No, I know I have a problem. I always write novels when I post. I’d be in tl;dr anonymous if there was such a thing.
And yeah, it has pretty good reviews. My friend told me the same – that I’m holding up all animated films to too high of a standard, but I don’t care. If I’m paying $10.50 for a movie, I want it to be good.
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Mayyyybe you should write a book? or a story? haha.
Well, put it this way, i’m not paying 10.50 to go see that movie, i’ll wait, however for toy story 3? it was worth that money, for sure
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READ MY BLOG
And Toy Story 3 was soo worth it. I even got a Playtime Sheriff Woody after for my birthday. It’s pretty awesome.
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nah, i’m not going to read a blog about books, because my girlfriend has one and i get enough of it….
Are you kidding? haha, i mean, i was really jealous of kids when i was younger that had Woody or Buzz after Toy Story came out
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Psh, write about books? Nah, it’s pretty much all hockey, save for two posts (one’s a photoshop tutorial to make those Dark Knight posters, and one was complaining about the umpiring in the Dodgers series last season).
And I’m completely serious. I’m currently trying to convince my brother to give me his Buzz Lightyear so I can have both.
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NEVERMIND
sorry bout that, but that’s sweet, i know that in one of our classes we got credit for having a blog, like we didn’t have to do a big paper at the end if we had a blog and showed it to our professor…. Have to check it out then…
Haha, in my opinion, you’re really never too old to have a toy like Woody or Buzz, these are things we grew up around
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Lucky. I wish my blog would count for credit; right now I’m doing it just for fun, and maybe build up a portfolio of writing/graphic design work when I actually want to go looking for a job.
And it wasn’t until Toy Story 3 did I realize how many toys I have given away. I pretty only much have the Woody, a giant Scooby Doo stuffed animal, a cat Beanie Baby, an r/c car, and my gameboy that my brother has since commandeered.
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That’s still pretty smart regardless, because it’s for that reason you just said, you never know where it could get you, i mean, who knows, you might have a class that will ask the students if they have one.
Haha, THIS IS WHY I CRIED DURING THE MOVIE! and holy shit, all my beanie baby’s are gone… my stuffed animals are probably all in storage, i haz a sad
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I used to want to be a sports journalist, so that was one reason. But now that I’m going to be an engineer, it’s sort of a side thing. And can you imagine how long my comments would be if I didn’t have a place to channel my ramblings? /shudders
I so bawled in that movie. I cried from the dump scene on, and lost it at the end.
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That’s sweet! I mean, the blog definitely helps you big time if you were wanting to continue to do something of that sort. But damn, good luck with the engineer major, i bow down to you for that… and oh yea, you can compare that to my OT thoughts and shit, i just go off and keep commenting.
I really don’t know how anybody could NOT cry at the end, it’s just so sad
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Toy Story 3: If you wear non-waterproof mascara to this movie, you will regret it.
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I still have my legos from when I was a kid. Back in the dinosaur days when legos were basically red, blue, yellow and white rectangles. At the end of the school year I take them into my class for the kids to play with.
OH MY GOD LEGOS!!!!!
i used to play with those all day every day. That’s sweet though! Just building whatever was sweet
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I preferred dublos, myself. Took less time to make houses and such.
Also: playmobile. But that’s kind of a girl’s thing.
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McC
dragging down grade point averages since 200waitingforboof
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s only so much you can say about a home run derby
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess somebody needs to start a daily? weekly? off topic thread…
You know what’s missing? jcb9’s not around as much anymore, he was always really good at putting up interesting side topic threads that would get a lot of hits. When you come here after an event you look for an active thread. It’s like wandering through a mansion looking for the room the party’s in. This thread and the “the Rockies are stoopit cheaters” seem to be the active threads at the moment.
Fineeee
how bout this, i’ll never bring up anything OT, on threads. OK, so yea… giants, how bout the all star break, how you guys think they’ll do second half? ….
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;) you should know i'm being /chastic
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I got a chuckle out of you posting “OT” in the title of all of your posts… In the thread designated for OT discussion
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
that was very poor by me...
i’m not even mad at all about it, because it wasn’t directed at me, since i haven’t been all “OT” lately here
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just let me know
when you want me to help out again.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
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by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
OTOTOTOTOTOT
I am being followed on Twitter by several McCoven now. You’re all going to know what a shameless fangirl I am!
NOT ME!!! WOOHOO!! i haz no twitter
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You’re special, though. :)
It took me about a million years to figure out who you were on here. It was all backwards.
glad i'm not in this group as much
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I have a twitter and I keep considering using it but then deciding not to
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
or Jose Conseco
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
there's a 100% chance of being called a hater
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Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
No thanks.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
third insurer at best
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, same here. Oh boy.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh dear.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
/me too
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
LOW FIVE!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
And now you will all see how really crazy I am.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
i feel wayyyyy out of place with this twitter convo
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Oh, you’re not missing anything, pika.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
ohhh i'm thinkin i wanna know
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You don’t. I’m just being ridiculous, basically.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope no one goes back through my archives where I’m all, “I wonder what Nate Schierholtz’s personalized license plate means” or whatever.
/stalker
I solve that problem by tweeting so much, that it becomes a pain to get through even a month’s worth of tweets.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Good point.
I just tried to go back and look to see if there was anything embarrassing. I died of boredom in the first 5 minutes. I think it will be fine.
I’ve found that I treat twitter like a public form of an IM service, especially with Tweet Deck.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
This is why, with my locked twitter, I’m nearing 20k tweets.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
we should try to get into her locked twitter
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Haha, no way can you guys find it.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
for some reason this sounds awkward
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Heeellll no.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
damn it djp
i guess it’ll never happen, i haz another sad D:
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL you two are persistent.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I made my locked account first, like a year ago. And then I made a public one to tweet random shit at athletes.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, it’s a whole thing of random, really. No one’s missing much.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, basically. It’s a lot of really weird inside jokes. And ranting.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
to yourself? basically just a way to get
your feelings out?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I rant to my friends on it.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
WE DEMAND MORE RANTING ON THE UNLOCKED ACCOUNT!
Signed,
The McCoven who follow you
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
OKAY FINE.
But the ranting usually consists of “OH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME BOCHY?”
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
ITS NOTHING DIFFERENT THAN HERE!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Pretty much. Sometimes I rant about the weather, or if someone I know IRL is a fuckup.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Chop, can we be honest here, how do you not complain about the weather EVERYDAY? “OMG ITS SO HOT!!!!!!!”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I guess I’m used to it? I’ve lived in the valley my entire life.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, i mean, i’m used to it i guess too, not the same as you but i went to fresno like every other weekend when i was a kid
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Haha, yeah. But, oh, man, sometimes when my Boston friends complain about anything higher than 80/90 degrees, I’m like, “I LIVE IN 110 DEGREES EVERY SUMMER. 90 IS NOT BAD.”
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
yeaaaaaaa
but you have to take into account the humidity
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Some complain even when there’s little humidity.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless they have no a/c, I see no reason why anyone should complain about the heat.
/house is 80 degrees inside right now
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
wait, why? it wasn’t that bad out today, i mean it’s foggy here in moraga… but didn’t you do the oldddd open the windows at night thing?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
My mom has taken to randomly closing my windows, and my brother runs my computer all day with my door closed, so my room heats up pretty bad. Plus, I have no fan, because my brothers took mine to cool down the 360.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
oh boy...
easy solution for the 360, prop it up with some books or something, and that’s just not good with the closing of the windows, and i dunno if there’s any wind or anything down in the south bay towards the evening
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
The 360 is pretty much dead at this point. It has a fan on it almost 24/7, and is set up right next to our screen door.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Your bros are that lame? They don’t go outside and enjoy the beautiful bay area weather?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
One is. He actually plays on his sooped-up gaming computer most of the time. My other brother is a complete jock – he plays baseball almost every day, mountain bikes, that sort of thing. But they both like Halo and Modern Warfare and Call of Duty and whatnot, so we have the 360.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Oh good lord
but YA FOR UR JOCK BRO!!! at least he gets out and does something instead of play on the 360 all freaking day. And HALO IS THE SHIT, not big on COD
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I love the first Halo. Hate the Flood, so I never got past the second level, but it was still fun. I always got lost on the second level, though LOL ME.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
haha, yea agreed
the flood gave me nightmares, but it was still pretty fun, and i kinda cheated using the internetz, but yes, LOL U!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I hated using the shotgun, so the Flood levels never really worked for me.
I am forever thankful for Halo introducing me to Red vs Blue, though. The first series (Blood Gulch Chronicles) was hilariously awesome.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
/this is me being a nerd.
But, the shotgun you have to be extremely conservative with. But Red vs. Blue is pretty funny, so many youtube videos, and they’re pretty funny
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You see, I’m horrible at aiming, so the whole shotgun concept doesn’t work for me.
I love how RvB went on this huge wtf tangent and nothing made sense, and then it was all able to wrap up at the end. Also: Caboose. And the PSAs. Like the one comparing the internet to real life.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
They have a/c. Which makes it more ridiculous to me.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
OH SHUDDUP DJP!!!! OK??? i was drunk and confused, and needed a friend
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
no way!!!!!!
well, it worked for me
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I love ranting on Twitter.
My favorite rant subject: Blackhawks fans. Why do they exist?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Haha, oh, man. I have, like, five friends who are Blackhawks fans. They’re pretty chill for the most part, but, ick, Blackhawks.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
mine aren’t, i got like 20 to 30 friends who are blackhawk fans… it’s so bad
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I try to avoid hockey talk with them, which helps. I only talk baseball and other life stuff.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
because they can't talk about baseball
since the cubs BLOW
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Ouch. That’s bad.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Except if they’re White Sox fans, because then they have 2005.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Damn, I only have 5k, and I thought I was bad!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I seriously cannot believe that I manage to tweet that much, really.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I’m curious.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
THink he'd talk to me if i brought up something
about San Ramon Valley High?
/got killed by his high school in a football game
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Well, darn.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I want to ask him about that.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, I’m so used to only talking to minor leaguers, though.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Shoulda done it when he was a minor
leaguer
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Well, I wasn’t into baseball when he was a minor leaguer.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Hah, would you believe it if I said I only became obsessed with baseball starting in 2008?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
For serious.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
kinda, i mean, you’re pretty damn knowledgeable about it now, but i bet once you get the hang of it, you get it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, I didn’t want to look like I was stupid, so I did my research. Looked up the history of different teams and whatnot. (Hell, I know what a baltimore chop is, even.) And then I picked things up as I watched.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
pretty much what i did with hockey
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, me too with both. Take an offseason and just research the hell out of the sport, and hope your bs sounds intelligent.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
That’s exactly what i did with baseball.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I can believe it
I only started following hockey in 2008. And baseball, like, last year.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
and by the way
best logo in hockey? California Golden Seals
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I disagree. Hartford Whalers.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
OK
then yea, you got me there, i guess i just like the color scheme the golden seals got going
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
The color scheme is cool, but the Whalers win by having both the H and W in the logo.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
REMEMBER THE WHALE
Stupid Hurricanes
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD DJP WITH THE KNOWLEDGE!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Cow Palace FTL
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!
My dad shared season tickets when the Spiders played there. It was awesome.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
Your San Francisco Sharks
did not enjoy it quite so much… I’ve only seen a rodeo there so it’s hard to imagine hockey. I suppose the trench separates the ice and the stands?
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Minor leaguers are definitely easier to talk to. They’re all excited that you even know who they are. Matt Yourkin blew past a whole group of little kids who were asking for autographs to get to me because I knew who he was. Classic. My mom saw it happen from her seat, and was like, “what did you say to him?” All I said was, “Hi Matt!”
That is awesome. And I think they really appreciate it when someone knows who they are.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL oh geez slumpbusters.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
that's it djp
i’m going to create a twitter thing and find you
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
/gets made fun of constantly by friends saying “why the fuck do you have a twitter? you’re that lonely?”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LIke tweeting beat writers?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, from my experience, never tweet beat writers. Unless you’re doing it for the lulz.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be like when I called into KNBR. Amusing at first, but then I’d just get irritated.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
This is true.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll tell you his username.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
OH THE INTERESTING CONVOS
WE MIGHT HAVE
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’M KIDDING BRO
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks for the facebook message chop
now i know his username
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You’re welcome.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
(Pika’s joking)
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
it wasn't that hard really
and DONT SAY TWSS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
i think that's affirmative... i'll ban myself
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Uh oh.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Facepalm Santangelo
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
“Nate, why does your beard look like that?”
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
“Nate, how do you keep your beard so well groomed?”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL, I might steal that question from you.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, go for it
i mean, i’m interested, i can’t even shave my beard that well, it’s like he has someone do it for him
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
oh what the fuck
that’s crazy, why do you say that
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He might just be shy. I mean, I obviously don’t know him. And, he is pretty good about signing autographs at BP and stuff.
oh ok, he’s just not much into talking?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I don’t know. He just isn’t as outgoing as the other guys, who will wave and say hi and ask how you’re doing and stuff. He’s nicer than Travis! ;)
Haha, whenever you talk to Travis you should’ve asked about christianity and his faith, because i’m not even joking he must’ve said something about his faith 3 or 4 times during his postgame yesterday
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
:(
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
well, then nevermind! back to attempting to finish this dumb homework
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
MINES TOUGHER!!!
also a bad grade on my exam last week D: damnit
but good for you merope!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
So far I’ve got A’s in both classes, which is amazing considering how much I don’t care about either one of them. I basically just make my little vocabulary flashcards and go through them 5-6 times while I’m on the elliptical machine dealie at the gym.
Great job!!!
That’s the thing, just go through things daily and if you understand the material there’s no way you can screw up an exam or anything, it’s different if you don’t understand anything from the start though
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I think I started following you right before you posted. Now I feel special.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Woohoo!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
/shift-A
Wow, I had no idea this thread existed.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
Haha, I got left behind in the old thread and when it got quiet, I figured, “aw, fuck it, I’ll just go chat with some friends on AIM.”
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
always gotta be talkin to somebody
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m a fairly talkative person.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
SURE YOU DIDN’T.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
STOP BEING A 5 YEAR OLD DJP
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
U R -5
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Fetus?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
djp, i've started to copy you with that
:D
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m hip, bro.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Call me bro one more time, gurl
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
BRO
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
So what are your thoughts on the home run derby?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL HART
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
just got my All Star game tickets
sitting in section 506, row B
by The Franchise on Jul 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
third base side, top deck, 2nd row haha
by The Franchise on Jul 12, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
they don’t even allow me in sec 506
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 12, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, is Timmy starting tomorrow’s game?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Nevermind, must’ve misheard the radio update
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 12, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Chuckie Jones
3-4, HR
he’s doing pretty well as a 17 year old in rookie ball
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 12, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
OT: and yes, the only OT of the night from me, saw this on TOSH.0, and i had to post it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epFi3fK_B-I
only reason i think it’s funny is because of what he’s talking about
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
NEEDZ MOAR PIKA OT
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 12, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
SHUDDUP, i thought it was funny D:
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
perhaps; i wouldn’t know cuz i never follow people’s youtube links
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 12, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
And immediately below the vidscreen...
copyright infringement this b!tch
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
No game. 1500 comments.
Only you, MCC.
Only you.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, I just did a brief lookaround.
Whole lotta…
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
shit, i'm out, PLZ DONT HATE ME NATTO
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
She just said what she just said.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
PAUL IS DEAD
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You still think Disney isn’t evil too. Probably even believe the Tooth Fairy really exists…..
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 12, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
DISNEY IS NOT EVIL
DISNEY IS AWESOME
/Disney fangirl
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
BOOTLEG OR IT DINNA 'APPEN
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
TRUTH
+1
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 12, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
mulva?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 12, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
you underestimate us, kiddle…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 12, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
You are totes, eh?
How many fingers am I holding up?
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
wasn't me, wasn't me at all
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
FOR BEING SO FREAKING HOT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 13, 2010 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I will PAY someone to COPY thios thread...
…and PASTE it onto a SnakePit thread.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
I mean - I would...
…but my hands are sort of tied, you see…
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I only want this to happen because here I am, on the thread in question, indelibly ASKING for it to happen.
They’re mostly smart people. They’ll figure it out.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I HAVE money.
It’s mostly the State of Arizona’s money, so it smells of Cholula and bitterness and acrimony and overtly subtle racism, but it’s still legal tender…
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't get it
did they ban your IP or something?
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm the LAST person to be able to technically describe how a ban works!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean you clearly know how to make sock puppets
you missed your calling with pets.com.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
PLEASE don't mention that word.
I feel somehow inextricably linked to it.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
heaven forfend
I withdraw my innuendo.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
“Well, there WAS the sockpuppet hat trick…”
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
ehh, i can't talk about it too much
-they’re always listening., and then I get a THUNDERING SALVO FROM FAR, FAR ABOVE US….
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
OH GOD ESPN, AGAIN!?!?!??!? FUCK ME
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
talking about the 2002 world series AGAIN
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
The 2002 World Series.
Where Barry Lamar Bonds finally stuffed a couple dozen well – hit baseballs down the gullets of those who called him a postseason choker.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
What’s that?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, at least natto said that i’m his friend! meaning i’m not on his bad side after tonight, yay!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
shhh
you’ll just drive him closer to the computer.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
D: i’ve become “that guy”, good grief
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
If it makes you feel any better, I look forward to your posts here.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU GAYZ ARE JUST SAYING THAT
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ok then, be “that girl”
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 12, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
NO I’M NOT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
So, what would happen if some name you never saw before popped up and started in with
"HEY, GAYS! WHAT’S SHAKIN’?
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
umm……i’ve never seen your name before
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 12, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Then I will be that person.
“HEY, GAYS! WHAT’S SHAKIN’?”
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
TROLL!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 12, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait...I have to fine tune it...
"HEY, GAYZ! WHAT’S SHAKIN’?’
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone you recognize...or someone you don't.
Blanket acceptance – or ‘WHAT THE HELL, MAN, YOU CAN’T COME IN HERE AND SAY THAT SHIT."?
Think about it.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
And?
Intent has a great deal to do with reaction.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Intent
NEVER misintertpreted on the Internet.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh, I like saying “LOL HUMBOLDT,” though.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
strategically located
between Samoa and Ferndale!
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
Easiest directions ever to get there. Go over the the Richmond/San Rafael Bridge then go north on 101 for four hours.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
My favorite long-distance drive in CA
no question about it!
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
what about Hwy 1 north of SLO?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 12, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
haven't done that
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It really is a beautiful drive. Except for the parts by Confusion Hill where there’s barely no room for error.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
bypass FTW!
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
did that happen?
I was pretty glad when that bridge opened up… hacked quite a few minutes off the drive.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It finally opened? Dammit! I haven’t been up there in 14 months. I’m missing out on everything.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
probably right after
you last went through, I’m pretty sure it was last summer. Over a year I think.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I missed it. I pretty much got out of there after I graduated.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
I think you're not alone
HumboldtDel Norte economy….. hydroponics and… one way Uhaul rentals?
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
one of my cousins graduated like 10 years ago
and tried for years to find some permanent job but everything was short contracts with the forest service, two or three part time things, etc etc and she finally gave up and came back down here.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s awful. I wanted to work for one of the papers up there just as my first post-college job. Then one of them folded and the other one wasn’t hiring. Such a pain.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
I love that drive up 101 but it's
a litany of sad IMO… Willits is a great little town but mostly dead, Eureka, Arcata, CC… so much beauty and so little… well, Gertrude Stein should’ve gone up that way.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
kinda defeats the purpose
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 12, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
there's not much in that canyon
that’s bypassed.
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I did that once.
Couldn’t find Los Angeles anywhere.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL, dude, Howie might be teaching/TA’ing/whatever one of my classes in ’11. This is probably more lulzy than Humboldt.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
he’ll teach you how to grow a failbeard
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 12, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That will be...interesting.
HEY CHOP! GET OFF MCCOVEY CHRONICLES! I KNOW YOU’RE THERE!
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
Lars told me to yell “LOL HOWIE” in class.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I definitely will.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
And I’ll tweet about it.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, oh come on dude, it’s not like i’m gonna sit here and be all “OH HAHAHA, FUCK YOU, BLAH BLAH BLAH”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
well, her and i are friends on facebook
so whatevah
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
http://twitter.com/cornerinfielder
I feel like I’m swiping Yahoo addresses from a cheesy chatroom floor!
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU DJP
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
JEEZE DJP, NOW UR GONNA GET IT
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL, I just didn’t expect you to link to mine.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
:D fun is awesome, but tweeting?
actually one of my friends is said this about twitter, “It’s almost like saying, ‘HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT ME AND SEE WHAT IM DOING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!’ whats the point of it”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
THAT'S THE POINT MCBAIN
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh, I basically use twitter as an IM thing.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
well, i found DJP, so whatever...
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
HAHAHAHA.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
meh, dont worry,
i still think i’d be a nerd if i had one… i just think it’s lame since i have no friends that have one
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I thought I was a friend. :(
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YEAH.
The mockery of Twilight, not fuck yeah twilight itself.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I felt the same way when I signed up. Then it kinda became a regular thing. Oops.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
uh oh... i'm starting to get drawn in...
shit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ok, here's my question for you
do you have many friends outside of McC that are on twitter?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
For me, I’d say 20.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, my friends are nerds.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL. I was referring to my locked account, but okay.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, on my unlocked account
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That will be very confusing for everyone else in class.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Eh, yeah.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ll just explain to them that it’s my Jewish name.
Come to think of it, I should ask my grandma what my Jewish name actually is…
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, I’m not sure if it’s actually some kind of practice, but me and all of my siblings were given Hebrew names in addition to our legal names. My grandma is the only one who still knows what they are, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Honestly, until right now I didn’t even consider that it might not be a common thing.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never heard of it. But I think most of the American Jews I know have names that come from Hebrew, so I guess they didn’t need it.
I was promised lasagna.
most American Jews have names like Robert, David, Steven, etc.. Assimilation— it’s the American way.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
"Today, class...
you will be making interpretive collages composed only of photos of your humble instructor…"
"Bochy said there was nothing wrong with Buster Posey. He thought Eli Whiteside had a better chance of scoring on a gapper...Bochy said he might have had Whiteside try to steal second"
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 12, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
is he really a professor or TA?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
definitely not TA material
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 12, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s why I’m applying for a T&A position.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I can’t remember. I’m also too lazy to search for the comment.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I can be a TA next year.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
One of the mods at FTF was my student teacher my freshman year of high school, before SBN was even around. I found out last season through talking about my high school. I win!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Good day, sir.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
But does that mod post pictures of himself constantly?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Okay, then you win.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Awww Yeeeah
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 13, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Don’t be surprised if you find this on the desks in the classroom one day.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 13, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude, i'm buyin u a beer if by some chance we end up going to the same game
and actually i’m not buying you jack shit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
got Marichal's autograph today at Fanfest
asked him when’s the next time the Giants win the World Series and he said, “this year, but it they want to win, they better keep me far away”
me too
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 12, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Which meant - what?
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
jinx
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 12, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It took my poor, sexually abused h - p four full seconds to Shift - A this thread.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, wow, Alderson was demoted to High-A.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 12, 2010 11:22 PM PDT reply actions
Not surprising but still :(
In 17 starts for Class AA Altoona, he was 7-5 with a 5.62 ERA, with opponents batting .307 with 10 home runs in 89 innings.
His final start with the Curve came Monday, when he lasted only three innings and was charged with six runs, five earned. That made for a total of 15 runs over six innings in his past two starts.
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10194/1072433-63.stm?cmpid=pirates.xml#ixzz0tZyPCFnH
They could be Giants...but not really.
or Pittsburgh is always wrong—they appear to be Sabez bitch
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 13, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/powerrankings
Never read this site before, it has excellent paragraphs on each team and has some LOLS about the giants.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
What I've learned from this thread. . .
. . . and what no one will see because of all the right-sided conversations permeating the thread:
Pika, kdl, chop, mym and djpwhatever seriously need to use the chat room. Holy hell.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Jul 13, 2010 9:06 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I don’t mean to come off harsh. But – wowsers!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I didn’t see this thread until this morning and when I saw the number of comments, was like, “Man, didn’t think the McCoven would be THAT into the HR Derby.” LOL erroneous assumption.
We have a chat room?
They could be Giants...but not really.
Yup – merope set one up for just such a situation.
Find out the deets here.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Oh I remember this. I think I logged on once but just saw lonely Natto who ignored my “So you come here a lot” kinda greeting and haven’t been back since.
Good idea, though. Chatty after dark peeps are chatty. :D
They could be Giants...but not really.
When I went to Merope's chat dealie
Some random person yelled at me because of my name. He sounded like the evil defense robot from RoboCop.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Merope’s chat room has audio? Interesting. Didn’t think it was that kinda place…
They could be Giants...but not really.
Lars can hear things regular humans can’t. It has something to do with the amplification from various tin foil accessories, I think.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Jul 13, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I knew instantly that this was a Pikdlchopmjp joint.
by Every6thDay on Jul 13, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I behaved myself!!
This is the first time EVAR!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 13, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Burn
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 13, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
skin cancer
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jul 13, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
calling all minions...
will there be an all-star game thread today?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...
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