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Post-game thread: Giants take series, head into the All-Star break with momentum

Remember: he's only a singles hitter. Maybe some of those singles are duct-taped together three or four at a time, but now you're just getting into semantics.

That game was a little easier to enjoy than, say, this game with a battery of Todd Wellemeyer/Bengie Molina. You can see why the Giants called Madison Bumgarner up -- his fastball is as crisp as it has been in a year, and his secondary pitches are improving. I’m not sure why that didn’t translate to AAA dominance, but the assortment is playing well right now in the majors. And Buster Posey has yet to swallow his shin guard or call for six knuckleballs in a row, much to Bruce Bochy’s surprise.

Also, I got a good idea while watching another sporting event today. On every inside pitch, the Giant hitters should pretend they got hit. And when the umpire tells the hitter to get up because he doesn’t believe the Giants’ hitter was really hit by the pitch, the hitter should writhe in pain even more as if he was hit by the ball from Phantasm, with spikes and auger drills jutting out of it. This should happen after every inside pitch. I think it could give the Giants two or three extra base runners each game.

Just a thought.

After the Colorado series, I wasn’t quite ready to give up on the season, but I half-expected the season to give up on me. Heading into the break with a good deal of momentum? I’ll take it. Oh, how I’ll take it.

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that was a FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFun game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

from baggs' postgame notes from sabean

"You know the answer to that?" he said. "The pitching staff needs to take it upon itself. They’ve been around the block. They’re the ones throwing the baseball. They’re the ones that can shake a pitch or throw what they want. They know the advance reports.

"And we’ve failed in that area to some extent. MAYBE THAT’S BECAUSE BENGIE WAS SO GOOD and they trusted him so much and they didn’t take it upon themselves. Now they are more and more responsible and they should be.

They'll win tomorrow...
Tomorrow: They'll win tomorrow...

by howtheydidntscore on Jul 11, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something is slightly amiss here...

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The prudence of Sabean’s comments aside, this does make me think about the “intellectual” division of labor between pitcher and catcher — I’ve always wondered about this. At one extreme you have guys like Maddux who call their own game and at the other extreme catchers who do all the work of deciding pitch sequences, with the average in-between — but perhaps skewed more toward the catcher doing the strategic prep work?

Perhaps Sabean is referring not to Bengie’s superior strategic mind so much as the fact that the starters had simply become a bit lazy. They kept themselves physically fit and mentally prepared in a general sense but had begun to lean on Bengie to do the dirty work of figuring out how to attack batters.

by non sequitur on Jul 12, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes yes, but the part saying bengie was so good i just needed to post

They'll win tomorrow...
Tomorrow: They'll win tomorrow...

by howtheydidntscore on Jul 12, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

And we’ve failed in that area to some extent.

Like Sabey, I too hate it when our rotation leads the league in ERA+.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 12, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need an Old Spice ad parody starring Madbum.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Dos Equis/Most Interesting Man Parody!

by BeetLA on Jul 11, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

played out

unfortunately

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 11, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

so is the old spice guy

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 12, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some people just don’t photograph very well.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 11, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs sad Keano on the rear burro

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Jul 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's a georgia fan? GO BULLDOGS!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFinish the FFFFFFFFirst Halfffffffffff Strong

That’s how to do it

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Jul 11, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

nice push towards the break, Giants

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 11, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I stand by my original statement.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 11, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rawr!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 11, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheesh. Here you go.

There’s a great one from the Brewers series but Morrie Gash of the AP has it locked down.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh. I had no idea I'd grabbed this.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

mewbs

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 11, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

No self respecting Scottsdale plastic surgeon did THAT.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, he’s really mastered that uniform balloon effect.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone hear anything about what they’re doing with the rotation after the ASB?
Are they keeping it the same or shuffling it?

I don’t know if there have been any announcements about that yet.

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Jul 11, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

My guess would be normal..

Since we are ending with our 5th starter

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 11, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

Though Tim will likely pitch in the ASG, though probably only enough to count as a side bullpen session, right?

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Jul 11, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Tim pitches in the ASG, it’s going to be Cain, Zito, Lincecum, Sanchez, Bumgarner.

If Tim doesn’t pitch, it’s going to be Lincecum, Zito, Cain, Sanchez, Bumgarner

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Baggs.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was about to ask if that was a guess or based on something from mismanagement

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Jul 11, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

proof

http://twitter.com/extrabaggs/status/18278553579

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that I didn’t believe you.

So whoever opens the 2nd half, I’ll get to see at Chavez Latrine. Cool deal

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Jul 11, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I just wanted to add a link.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

They announced the rotation would start over again with Lincecum on Thursday . However Bochy later added that it could change depending on how much he pitches on Tuesday.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2010 2:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

If Manuel were smart he would start Ubaldo and then make Hudson throw the rest of the game.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's pretty obvious he isn't, though

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 11, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I lost an outfielder! How about I replace him with another middle reliever? I am a genius.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 11, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork would replace him with an oak tree.

by diffra on Jul 11, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed this game

The LOLpen opened the door to give the nats to herculean comeback, but romo came in the 7th and was incredible. I love you gerald, thank you for shipping out king animal style double double.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Nattonals!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 11, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Good way to bounce back after a rough stretch

Now if only they could beat an NL west team.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder what was going on here

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 11, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

“You’ve got some cold hands there, kid!”

by Natto on Jul 11, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

D:

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 11, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff made a crack about Jesus. Buster’s stoic facade cracked in return.

by FreshStart on Jul 11, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Bochy said next time you’re sitting out, be ready to pinch run for me.”

by maysian on Jul 11, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Russell Martin called me what?”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 11, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff: “OK, Mr. 3rd-grade teacher, whatever you say.”

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 11, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

"But It hit the top of the wall!"

“Yeah kid, but if you didn’t get it out of this park…”

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 11, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Aubrey, if you insist on doing that here, you’d better finish up quick. There are two outs and Rowand’s up.”

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 12, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would seem his season has been derailed

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 11, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend was telling me he’s going through a divorce, that explains the ridiculous weight gain and sad panda :(. That’s odd for a brutal divorce at the age of 23, hopefully pablo gets that over with and goes nuts on conditioning and improving his game.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He actually doesn’t look like he’s gained weight since last season, though. Check out some clips.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to tell sometimes though since he wears the baggy jersey.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might have gained some weight since last year, but people talk about him as though he’s gained 20+ lbs and I really don’t see it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seemed to me that he had gained a lot of weight when I first saw him at an exhibition game in April. But, looking at footage from last season (including the awesome cake gif), it appears that he was just as big last year.

by kdl on Jul 11, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I was thinking.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 12, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Schulman didn’t deny the divorce rumor…

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

For whatever it’s worth, this fangraphs article says it’s likely things will start looking up in the second half:

The chances of Sandoval faring so poorly on balls put in play and hitting for such little power in the second half are remote. The Panda’s rest-of-season ZiPS calls for a .305/.357/.484 line, with his wOBA climbing to .366 and his ISO increasing to .179. CHONE projects a more potent performance — .318/.363/.511 (.193 ISO).

by Seasick fish on Jul 11, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I definitely expect him to bounce back somewhat in the second half.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

"bounce back"

/fat

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

/jiggle

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

please ZiPS BE TRUE!

by Unitard on Jul 11, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem with those . . .

. . . is that they assume that his decline is from random factors. If there is a real and definite cause—from vision problems to psychological problems—the bets are off till the root problem (again, if there is one) is solved.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jul 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Jul 12, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought this road trip would end our season, but instead we went from 7.5 back to 4, with a chance to make it three later today. Who woulda thought it? If Bengie was still the catcher, and Buster was at Fresno, this season would be over.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2010 2:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

If mehlina was still here and buster was still rotting in triple A, the season would have been over after getting swept by the A’s in cokeland.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabez is pretty good when feeling desperate in the midseason

it’s the offseason where he gets stupid

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 11, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whats scary is

If not for texas aggressively pursuing molina, sabean would have never bothered to move him. Thank you nolan ryan, but kudos to brian sabean for fooling the rangers into thinking molina was valuable to the giants and offering up good pieces for him.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabes wasn't foolin'

He really felt Bengie was valuable.

I am the adopted son of Willie...Willie McCovey.

by velvadp on Jul 11, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What makes you say that?

by Dan from NM on Jul 11, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

sfgiants420 has tapped the front office's phones

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 12, 2010 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, the team scale.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 12, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where does this come from?
If not for texas aggressively pursuing molina, sabean would have never bothered to move him.

Is this your opinion or based on some knowledge of the situation?

For all I know, Sabean was shopping Molina all over the place and had an ad on craigslist. I don’t think we know whether Molina’s playing time was because of Bochy’s stubborness or they were showcasing him.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 12, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aside from the "Sheananigans" trade

I generally agree. Oh yeah, Ricky Ledee didn’t work out either.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 12, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please Pablo turn things around after the break.

by Snack on Jul 11, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably was angry he didn’t frame one of his sliders, MY STAT LINE YO!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I noticed that too. Was he shaking off a lot of Buster’s signs in the 9th?

by Casual Baseball Fan on Jul 11, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he was saying

“I FUCKING LOVE YOU BUSTER, KEEP HITTING LIKE THIS AND GUNNING KIDS DOWN!!!”

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-3 rockies

:D

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

im much more afraid of the rox than the pads

by Unitard on Jul 11, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 11, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the Padres will surely fade away but the Rockies are just gonna be on another level of annoying.

by Snack on Jul 11, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

It’s almost scary to think that if we’re 3 games back at the end of the day that sabean thinks the giants are going to the WS and gets jose guillen.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY
im much more afraid of the rox than the pads cheating use of dry balls to get themselves a walkoff win

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We won’t catch the Rockies. We should be playing for the Wild Card.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

screw the wild card; only losers play for that.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 11, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's a Jon Miller special on CSN right now

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 11, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

he had hair once

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 11, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love the high school yearbook picture.

by kdl on Jul 11, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

married his babysitter?

Yo, Dawg!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 11, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

she kind of reminds me of:

but im sure she’s a super lady

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 11, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

“THE CARDINALS ARE DEAD.”

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That call brings back great memories, good thing that WS got cancelled.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 11, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today's Update

Buster Posey: .350/.389/.569, 7 HR, 25 RBI in 38 G
Bengie Molina: .257/.307/.318, 3 HR, 17 RBI in 67 G

This has been your update for the day.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster has more than doubled molina’s production in a 1/3rd of the at bats, LOL BORK.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that you're including RsBI

there really is no basis for anyone to have been arguing against buster. Too bad they’re too stupid to realize how stupid they were.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 11, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m only including them because the argument for Bengie for so long was OMG RBIS!!!

He still has yet to drive in a run as a Ranger.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know, that's what I meant

it was really stupid for anyone to try and argue Buster was in any way inferior

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 11, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that’s where the money lies

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Jul 11, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who was arguing that?

The only arguments I remember around here in favor of holding Buster back were related to his arb clock

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 12, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I argued it was reasonable for the Giants to want to observe his fundamentals behind the plate for half a year while the arb clock danger passed, since he had played so few professional games. In fact, I think he isn’t exactly flawless with his blocking technique. His other strengths seem to overshadow that…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 12, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I didn't mean here

but most of the defense of bengie was either “ARBY EYE MAN!” or “HANDLES THE STAFF!” in the mainstream. Remember everyone on TV thinking the Giants made a huge mistake?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jul 12, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. I love these updates!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was driving home from Tahoe during the game, but I just watched the post game. Aubrey’s slide in the first inning: LOLOLOL.

by kdl on Jul 11, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

the corkscrew slide, that’s a new one

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 11, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he learned that from Top Gun.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 11, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

First half over.

Fourth place, yeah!

by HoosierGiant on Jul 11, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

7-4

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

7-4

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

7-4

Should have been 9-2, but I’ll take 7-4 without a doubt!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to throw any cold water on it but….Milwaukee and Washington

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just needed to get on a roll…
Now that they know they can do it… smoooooooooooth sailing ahead!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 11, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody plays the best teams in the league every series.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, too bad the games against them don’t count on our record.

by Natto on Jul 11, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Washington has a winning record at home. We lost to Strasberg and smacked around the other two guys. That’s what good teams do.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

My point is, don’t get too excited about this road trip. They beat horrible teams. If they do this at LA and at SD, then it’s different.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve lost series to Arizona and Houston.

by Natto on Jul 11, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

2010 Giants are also 31-14 vs sub 500 teams. Don’t get me wrong I enjoy that fact this squad doesn’t play down to is competion. I also hat e that fact is yet to show it can play up to any one that does not spend considerrible ammounts of energy maiming themselves.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jul 12, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Hey Rays fans, your team just beat the Indians 3 out of 4 times. But don’t get too excited about it.”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a fan who likes to stay on the same emotional level. If you want to get excited, fine with me.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

enjoy the game more

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jul 12, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Not to throw cold water on it, but here's a towel"

If your wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, I think your reaction would probably be, “Not to throw cold water on it, but a boy would probably grow up to earn more money.”

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 12, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

The truth hurts, don’t it?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 12, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

109

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 11, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than I expected at the beginning of the trip.

by Natto on Jul 11, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

After the 7 game losing streak, this is much more than I expected.

by Unitard on Jul 11, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

After that 7 game losing streak, the way the road trip ended seemd like a miracle.

I slept through the first 6 innings of the game, I was fucking shocked to wake up and see the score.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he can’t handle a pitching staff like Fat Money can, says Borky

by HoosierGiant on Jul 11, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wreck'd

I love you gerald.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's gonna give heyward and strasburg a run for their money

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 11, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't forget Jaime Garcia

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by jctGamer on Jul 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 11, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude's been insane

1 game with more than 4 ER, right?

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jul 11, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Recd

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by jctGamer on Jul 11, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

PK Fire!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yoga flame

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 11, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flame

Was the short-range attack. Yoga fire was the projectile.

Is there where people put witty comments and quotes?

by kasutori_Jack on Jul 12, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yoga Inferno

feels like it does more damage than Yoga Catastrophe.

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by L-Nova on Jul 12, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Um. Did you just make an Earthbound reference? Because if you did, you might just be my hero.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 11, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

She probably just knew it from Smash Bros.

by Natto on Jul 11, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I’ve played Earthbound.

I got stuck halfway through, but I’ve played it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that game so, so much. Mother 3, too.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 11, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still remember the weird magazine ads for it. They didn’t describe the actual game very well.

by Natto on Jul 11, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earthbound? I love how they included a walkthrough with the game. It’s all, “Americans are too stupid to play an RPG on their own!!!”

Although, Jponry said she got stuck, so maybe they were right.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 11, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

I got lost in stupid Moonside and then I didn’t play it for awhile and when I came back to it, I had no clue where I was.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that qualifies as getting stuck.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I stopped playing for awhile because I couldn’t figure out what I was supposed to do and the place was confusing and I got frustrated.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

All time game for getting stuck?

I’m gonna say King’s Quest, but I’m sure there’s a much better answer.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

King’s Quest is definitely high on the list.
Ever play any of the Kyrandia games? Those were pretty beastly too

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Jul 11, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me it was always Maniac Mansion on the NES.

I haven’t played it in yeeeeeaaaaaars, though. So for all I know, it’s the easiest game ever.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCUMM games are good at making you stuck.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 11, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I was closer to finishing than I realized.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiBx1ndz3GY

I think I did just about everything there except figure out the code for the secret lab door. :(

And I probably shouldn’t have kept blowing up the Edsel….

Also, WTF ending?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Day of the Tentacle.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 11, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvMkdzCB7PE&feature=related

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 11, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 11, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

that game is fucking impossible

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 11, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I thought something like this would be easier to find.

by Natto on Jul 11, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s where I know it from.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never played earth bound so in super smash bros i always thought he was saying pika fire. Like he hated pikachu or something.

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jul 11, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actual LOLs are happening here.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to know who did that.

So I can give them a high-five

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Jul 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

re: hoboken

/Janet Lupo, hubba-hubba

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 11, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sad trombone for Ricky Ortiz

/has a sad (Ortiz, IIRC, is from Sunnyvale)
/sadder trombone for Justin Wong

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by L-Nova on Jul 11, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 11, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

good play by the Panda

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 11, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to make Bernadina explode once he was tagged, but I couldn’t figure out a good way to do it. I did make the third base coach fall over though.

by Natto on Jul 11, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those three frames with the third base coach are awesome.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 12, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

I left the MLB – TV player on…and the archived game just started up.
And, since I missed the action half, I will bid you all a fond farewell.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Just back from watching WC at a bar

Yay, we won! At least one team in orange didn’t embarrass themselves today.

by Murray, Present on Jul 11, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

he probably made some sliding catch on a routine fly ball as well, we’re screwed.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could that game have been any better? I’ll give props to scott for that epic dinger, but that’s more so on tyler clippard. The 2009 giants would have lost that agme yesterday 5-3 simply because they’d just hack away when down instead of working walks.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was just fun. A close game until the end. Lots of runs. i was there with some Nationals fans and they didnt know much about Buster. But at the end they just shook their head and were like “Wow I will always know who Buster Posey is”

by DFARowand on Jul 11, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should be LOL to see all the bryce harper harper hype in a year or two, I bet the nats are loving all the over-rated attention they’ve been getting this year.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The attention they’re getting is overrated? They’re getting attention for being overrated? Strasburg is overrated?

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya i was just going to say

The organization is actually run really well. If i had to place a bet. I would bet they win a World Series before the Giants

by DFARowand on Jul 11, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish we had Mike Rizzo. :(

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Strasburg is not yet rated

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by jctGamer on Jul 11, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was talking about tyler clippard and matt capps mostly, but I do think strasburg has recieved a bit to much hype. He’s a great pitcher and he’s incredible to watch it just gets old fast the national drones saying he’s gonna be one of the greatest of all time.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s unprecedented. I don’t see the problem.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 11, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think "unprecedented" . . .

I remember Kerry Wood when he first came up. Similar stuff, maybe not quite the curve, but better movement on the fastball.

Struck out 20.

Just sayin’ . . .

Herb Score, etc.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 11, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

bob feller!

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s the combo of command and stuff

when Kerry Wood first got called up, he was walking 4.6 per 9. Strasburg has the same K numbers but he cuts the walks in half.

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by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Strasburg has a legit shot at 200 K’s this year.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even with the innings limit?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 11, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rookie Stephen Strasburg will start the Washington Nationals’ first game after the All-Star break, on July 16 at the Florida Marlins, then stick to a regular turn in the rotation until exhausting his 160-innings limit for the season.

After going six innings and earning the win in Washington’s 8-1 victory over the San Francisco Giants on Friday night, Strasburg had pitched 98 innings in 2010 — 42 2-3 in seven starts in the majors and 55 1-3 at two levels in the minors.

That leaves 62 innings to reach the ceiling the Nationals set for the No. 1 overall pick in the 2009 amateur draft as he adjusts from college to professional baseball.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 11, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

check out Dwight Gooden's first year at age of 19

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by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting that Gooden’s best years were basically behind him before he even turned 24.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

In saying unprecendented, I was primarily talking about the stuff and command, so…

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by dregarx on Jul 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, well… no, not with that innings limit. I didn’t realize they had him on that leash.

If they let him off it, though, he has a legit shot.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has 61 Ks so far so he will probably end up with around 150.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

102+ mph fastball, slider and change in the low nineties, that nasty curve, AND a rating of 80 on the 20-80 command/control scale?

C’mon, that’s unprecedented.

The results on the field are the cherry on top that keeps the story going.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 11, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's pretty much the most amazing pitcher I've ever seen

and he hasn’t started even 15 games yet. I’m pretty much sure a player like Strasburg actually deserves the hype. The problem is they hype so many players that when one comes along who deserves it, you’re conditioned to resist the hype. He totally deserves it.

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 11, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we talking about pure stuffs

yeah, i have never seen anyone has the combo of stuff and command that he has. as far as performances go… i can think a few rookies who prolly equal or exceed whatever strasburg is going to achieve. for one Dwight Good as an example.

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by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Closest to Strasburg

This goes a while back, but the closest thing I’ve seen to Strasburg was J.R. Richard from 1978-1980. I was in love with the Reds in that era, but Richard was my favorite player. The Astros should be ashamed of themselves for both misdiagnosing the condition that led to his stroke and for refusing to retire his number. The first time I saw Strasburg pitch, I felt like I was in a time warp back to the Astrodome. Steve Garvey said he faced him in Winter Ball, and he threw a ball over his head; he said he basically soiled himself.

There’s not a lot of video left of him out there, but if you can find it, you’ll see what I’m talking about.

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by TMOX on Jul 11, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen dumber hype than Strasburg hype. For one, he really is that good. And this could be 40 year old Roger Clemens hype that fooled cy young voters into handing him the award over a more deserving Jason Schmidt. That hype was bad times.

And who could forget Jeff Francoeur mania? Really? The Natural? Really? Oh, if only they knew.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 11, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Frenchy

He always reminds me of these guys:

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 11, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he weren’t pitching like the best pitcher in the NL right now, maybe I’d agree with you.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he actually didn't look as crisp as he did in his debut.

(Must have been spooked by the fearsome Rowand – led opposition)
As always, time will tell.

/thinks back to a freaky debut and its cracklin’ velocity and dominance

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was really fun

Where were you? I was in section 313 that night, right above home plate. Was awesome, plus I yelled at Henry Schulman in the press box and he waved back.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 11, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there too, it was amazing. I talked for a while with a Red Sox fan sitting behind me, and he was so impressed with Posey that he was rooting for the Giants by the end of the game. I wish Sanchez had pitched better, but other than that it was a great game. The bullpen pitched very well; any questions I had about my Romosexuality were put to rest.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jul 11, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, HELL

Somebody needs to make a gif of Huff’s 1st inning slide SPRAWL across the plate!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

How did he not hurt himself?

by non sequitur on Jul 11, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEST ATHLETE ON THE TEAM!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The slide actually was kind of athletic.

by non sequitur on Jul 11, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn't graceful.

Except for that swing (and, well, sometimes that as well) nothing he does could be described as a “fluid movement”.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, so Audrey’s is a raw athleticism.

by non sequitur on Jul 11, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's raw all right.

Take his running style. Especially when he slows it down, like for walks or those wonderful jacks , it isn’t your normal runner’s pounding stride. It’s…stilted. Like a horse prancing.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

not playing for the Red Sox

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 11, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: If billy wagner is not named an all star, it just shows how clueless and brain dead the MLB is

the guy is 39 years old and is having a career year and he’s retiring after the year. Shouldn’t the guy deserve a spot? The guy is an all time great and people like kuo and matt capps have no place on the all star roster, what a fucking disgrace.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

He was offered Heyward’s spot, but declined.

by kaliber on Jul 11, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, doesn’t being angry about everything all the time ever get exhausting?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’ve toned down the furious nerd rage lately, but it really aggrivates me to see billy wagner get snubbed. I didn’t know he declined the spot from heyward, so that completely takes away my gripe from the whole situation. A lot of people got screwed out of the all star game, see nick swisher going instead of kevin youkillis who is 5x the player swisher is.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It happens. There have been worse snubs in the history of the game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like hung-chih kuo sucks either

by superk1ng on Jul 11, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he has a 1.03 ERA, that’s ridiculous.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is very difficult for me to root aginst Kuo

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by jctGamer on Jul 11, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Jesus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AdceikFpUk

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 11, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol. what were they advertising?

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 11, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Performance enhancing sandwich.

by non sequitur on Jul 11, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ain’t payin’ $69 for a frigging Subway sandwich!!!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jul 11, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He plays for LA. It’s very easy to root against Kuo.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but fellow countrymen, etc.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d boo my own brother/son/nephew if they played for the Dodgers. Nothing personal but it’s LA.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

this.

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.

by atxgiantsfan on Jul 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lefties are 0 for 30 with 16 strike outs (and 3 walks) vs. Kuo.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just nutty.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bondslegend

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's, fanGirlies--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 11, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, not even I'm like that

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jul 11, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are lots of players that deserve AS spots.

by Natto on Jul 11, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 11, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's having a better year than agon

LOL SNUB

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not

Also, it’s Adrian Gonzales.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 11, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was being sarcastic, but after comparing their numbers its a lot closer than a lot of you would think.

Sir Adrian gonzo: 85 games, 315 AB’s, 48 runs, 94 hits, 20 doubles, 0 triples, 18 HR’s, 56 RBI’s, 50 BB’s (16 intentional), 61 K’s, 0 SB’s, .298/.394/.533/.927

Sir Aubrey huffard: 84 games, 302 AB’s, 53 runs, 89 hits, 19 doubles, 3 triples, 17 HR’s, 54 RBI’s, 42 BB’s (2 intentional), 40 K’s, 3/3 on SB’s, .296/.383/.546/.929

I think huff is having a better year, especially considering the right field he has to deal with when he’s at home. Granted gonzalez has to hit at petco but right field there is a dream compared to AT&T. Not to mention huff constantly moves around positions, where as gonzalez gets to know he’s playing 1B every single day. I’m not trying to say he’s a better player, it’s just incredible the year huff is having and how he’s anchoring the line up.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing in Petco is a dream compared to AT&T. It’s by far the most extreme pitchers’ park in the majors. Gonzales has a 161 OPS+, Huff 142.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 11, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but I just wanted to point out how remarkable of a year huff is having, it’s extremely uribean.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

.wRC+

Adrian Gonzalez: 152
Aubrey Huff: 150

by superk1ng on Jul 11, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

wOBA

.366 vs .391, with Huff ahead.

That said, AG is way better, and given Petco is probably having a better year. Still impressive.

by wcw on Jul 11, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

wOBA isn't park adjusted

Gonzalez would probably come out slightly ahead of him if it were. wRC+ is pretty similar to wOBA but its park and league adjusted.

by superk1ng on Jul 11, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonzalez has a much longer track record, though.

by Dan from NM on Jul 11, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also is in a picture with a porn star

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Bumgarner dropped the chops.

Gonna go all Matt Clement on us.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Needs a pavano stache imo.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

subject line for your protection

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by jctGamer on Jul 11, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's FULL OF HOT AIR!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the padres go ahead on a 2 run throwing error on what should have been a inning ending double play

LOL luck

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

GET ME THE DRY BALLS NOWWWWW!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hairston GIDPs as he realizes he’s not playing the Giants.

A late 1-run lead for the visiting team at Coors. I’m sure it’s perfectly safe.

by non sequitur on Jul 11, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Futures game starting on espn2

Zack Wheeler will be pitching at some point in the game.

by superk1ng on Jul 11, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for the heads up.

by Snack on Jul 11, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any other giants minor leaguers playing in the game?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peguero is playing for the international team at DH.

by kdl on Jul 11, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

wasting his only good tool

by superk1ng on Jul 11, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs made the same comment on Twitter.

by kdl on Jul 11, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a hand injury that makes it painful for him to throw. Overheard his teammates talking about in the SJ Giants dugout.

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by cornball on Jul 11, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty disappointed that Belt wasn’t included.

by kaliber on Jul 11, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there’s anybody watching with their laptop, can they give a heads-up for those of us (like me) who have tvs in a different room from their desktop when Peguero or Wheeler are involved in the game?

Thanks.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 11, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff

I was at the game along the left field wall and watching Huff mock the Nats fans was hilarious. After a strikeout, he turned around, stuck his tongue out, and made either a sign for “hang loose” or “drink”.

by ElCartero on Jul 11, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I love him so much.

by kdl on Jul 11, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's the new jeff kent

I love his firey attitude and would love to have a beer with that man.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff is

Way funnier than Kent. His quotations are quite excellent.

Is there where people put witty comments and quotes?

by kasutori_Jack on Jul 12, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Other than production on the field

I don’t think Huff is anything like Kent.

Kent was a read ass who, though he went to Cal, fseemed to fancy himself as some sort of Marlboro Man. Huff just busts his butt and has fun doing it.

Kent mockingly told people to “enjoy the game”. Huff actually does.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 12, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kent was a what?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Panda with the perfect Bill Buckner impersonation.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WASN’T READY!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 11, 2010 3:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Mike adams just hurt himself

Had to be taken out of the game mid inning while facing a hitter with one out in the 8th.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Bell in for the 5-out save.

by non sequitur on Jul 11, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike adams strained a muscle in his left side apparently.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watchin the futures game?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 11, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m watching. Who are the broadcasters, anyone know?

by kdl on Jul 11, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should we start a gameday thread?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 11, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That'd be cool.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 11, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

I love you.

Thanks.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 11, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawt.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 11, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always and forever.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 11, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dee Gordon looks tiny.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 11, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Decker’s mustache is pretty much my favorite thing in the world right now.

by kdl on Jul 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Trout is white?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 11, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rainbow.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 12, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brown

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 12, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE'S THE BEEFHEART

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dizzy Trout !

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jul 12, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m watching.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol rockies announcers

“you’ve gotta be kidding me, that ball just kept sailing out of there”
uh.. must have got the balls confused with the dehumidified ones

by chenster on Jul 11, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL reversal of fortune

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 11, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everth cabrera with a 2 run homer

1st dinger of the year, the padres got luck like the pirates got losing seasons. What a fucking joke, I guess the rockies let a dry ball get into the padres hands.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

A couple of random thoughts

at the end of the first half:

Why do Posey and Bumgarner come up from the Giants’ minor league system with better focus and discipline than the guys who’ve been on the major league roster? Watching Posey work the count and then handle the pitching after so short a period in the majors is amazing, and yet Pablo and Schierholtz look lost out there. Similarly, Bumgarner doesn’t hurt himself with walks, whereas Cain and Sanchez are drowning in them. Is it simply that Posey and MadBum are special talents, or is their relative lack of exposure to the major league coaching staff playing a part in this?

Second, with the team now so close to the top after some bad series over the last two months, isn’t it more likely that Sabes will be a buyer than a seller? I had thought the team would tank and barely be .500 heading into the ASB. But they focused after Denver and the kids (Posey and MadBum) are largely responsible for that. So what does Sabes do now, and when do we hide under the barstools?

Responsible for the last great homegrown Giants team.

by Al Rosen on Jul 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Eagerly looking forward to the Decker Era. My signed baseball will also be worth more.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 11, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't teach plate discipline

There’s a whole chapter in Moneyball about it, IIRC. Plate discipline is a talent, it really can’t be taught. Posey has it. Many others do not.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 11, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

+Posey

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 11, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough;

So who else in their system, at either AA (since Sabes thinks so highly of that level) or AAA has it, because we could use more of it.

I also agree that Decker is a positive influence on the guys coming up this year; I remember that even Downs looked good in his time up here this year.

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by Al Rosen on Jul 11, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker, heh.

I’m sure there are others.

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by GiantPain on Jul 11, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Pill and Bond?

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by Al Rosen on Jul 11, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt’s approach at the plate is great. His swing isn’t perfect but he has a great eye and understanding of the zone.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 11, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pill does not.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 11, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

hasn’t proven it in the MLB level yet.

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by jctGamer on Jul 11, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn’t gotten enough PAs at the MLB level since the dramatic improvement in AAA to prove anything yet.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 11, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 11, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brock Bond has it, but he has nothing else.

Thomas Neal has it to a lesser degree, but part of it is he gets hit by pitches so damn much.

There’s essentially nobody else.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 11, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt does

not to repeat myself or anything, but his bb% in the Cal League was 18%

by wcw on Jul 11, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know much about recent draftees, I just said what I knew from players here last year.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 11, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really feeling optimistic about Belt. It helps that he’s started off so strongly in the EL.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have been very pleasantly surprised

I did not expect this from him, and those Cal League numbers were quite something.

His EL #s are great, but not quite sustainable. His EL ISO is .323, and that’s Pujols territory. Given his Cal League ISO was .247 (still very nice) and the Cal League inflates hitting stats, I’d peg him as a likely .180 ISO hitter in the EL. You have to love the ld% numbers at both levels, though.

by wcw on Jul 11, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, he’s definitely not going to keep this up, but considering the way most Giants prospects have hit in their first go-rounds at the EL, it’s really nice to see Belt hardly missing a beat.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm asking this because

I have a bad feeling that Sabes is about to send away some of this talent between now and the deadline.

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by Al Rosen on Jul 11, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pray that they hold on to Neal and Belt, then, I guess.

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by dregarx on Jul 11, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think their market values are very high.

by wcw on Jul 11, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff has been pretty good at the plate though

and Torres

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 11, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell's not afrain to take pitches

He, to my eye, controls the zone well. Don’t know what the numebrs say.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 12, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

He stopped catching up to 94 mph fastballs though :(

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by jctGamer on Jul 12, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posey and MadBum are special talents, or is their relative lack of exposure to the major league coaching staff playing a part in this?

Part may just be SSS, neither has been in the majors very long.

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by neurofarm on Jul 11, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Boston

Adrian Beltre pulled a hammy

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by hokysmksbw on Jul 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he sprint into center field and break mike camerons ribs in the same motion?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres are 7-1 against the Giants...ahem...the Posey-less Giants.

That’s the difference in the Nat West…how the Giants shit the bed against the Pads.

by inthesquat on Jul 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina's 2010 stats against the padres

7 games started, 24 AB’s, 3 singles, 0 for 10 with RISP, 3 double plays, 0 RBI’s, 0 extra base hits. That combines to post a incredible line of .211/.318/.211/.529 wow bengie bork was right starting you in 7 out of the 8 games against the padres this year! good thing the only game the giants won against the padres this year was the one bengie didn’t start.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

good stats?

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 11, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is this good stats you speak of, bruce.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hit 300+ with "patience" in April..

I’m still pretty sure Bengie was given the take sign in his first AB’s of games because he took 4 pitch walks 5 times in his first ab of games.

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by Azmanz on Jul 11, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He managed to hit for average the first month of the season to keep the gary radniches of the world fooled. “I know bengies slow, but damn that son of a gun can hit!” clearly bork was in the same frame of mind until the trade as well, thank god for the rangers.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have not fared much better against the rest of the NL West.

by nataku on Jul 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're being polite.

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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-8 vs. Padres.

8-12 vs. else

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone should have a list of

“Things you could have told me last year that I never would have believed”

Add this: Travis Ishikawa will bat higher in the lineup than Pablo Sandoval. And it will be entirely reasonable.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
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I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 11, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

True dat.

Baseball is crazy.

by kdl on Jul 11, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really glad Ishikawa's doing well.

Really sorry I suggested moving him earlier.

It’s interesting how the absence of offense from Rowand and Sandoval is being counterbalanced with the resurgence of Posey and Ishikawa.

Crazy good.

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Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was really happy to see Ishi ahead of Uribe in the lineup today. It really paid off in the first inning. Unfortunately Borkenstein said he only did it because of Uribe’s struggles against Livan.

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by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

thanks guys for aiding livan's regression

other met fans around me are all whining about how awesome livan is now etc boo hoo

by clip on Jul 11, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I would have loved to have im on the giants instead of wellemeyer, the giants would probably have 3 or 4 more wins at this point considering how dominant livan was the first 2 months of the season.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grats padres

May your never ending luck continue, lol 2 run throwing error LOL everth cabrera 2 run dinger. I guess the rockies got some dry balls given to their pitchers, LOL CHEATERS.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

they’re luck runs out after the ASB

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 11, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The molina effect

The orioles just completed sweeping the rangers in brutal fashion, including two multi run comebacks in the the 9th LOL ron washington.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

man I need to stop listening to KNBR when I’m driving around

Some guy calls in saying that the book is out on Pablo, blah blah blah, etc etc but his proof that this happens is “Emilio Bonifacio started out so hot last year and now look at him!!” Dude had ONE good game last year that happened to come in the first game of the year. What the hell does he have to do with anything?

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by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I was listening to KNBR earlier and I heard someone call in praising brian sabean and saying “when it’s all said and done people will view him the same way as they do bill walsh”. He then proceeded to say sabean belonged in the baseball hall of fame for being one of the greatest scouts of all time. I proceeded to /headpalm and turned off my radio with great haste.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

what

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, shouldn’t a dude win at least one world series before you even start thinking of the HoF?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of KNBR

Just turned it back on for a minute to hear someone call in and claim to be a ex player and a follower of baseball for over 50 years. He then proceeds to say the young guys won’t carry the load in the second half and rowand needs to hit 3rd because he’s been a lot better lately. I don’t understand how marty is so tolerant, he must have been an incredible lawyer.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Bay Area” Padres fans? There aren’t even “San Diego” San Diego Padres fans unless “their” team is doing good.

I would know — I go to school in SoCal, home to the most fair-weather fans on Earth. You wouldn’t believe the increase in SD hats between last year and this year.

by Wazl on Jul 11, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
"when it’s all said and done at the end of the day, people will view him the same way as they do bill walsh".

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by Goofus on Jul 12, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was probably one of Sabes' crank calls . . .

Responsible for the last great homegrown Giants team.

by Al Rosen on Jul 11, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I haven’t listened to KNBR since I stopped commuting to work. Or… uh… going to work.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot listen to sports radio. Too much rage.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 11, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid rage

the kind of person that’s so used to having their head up their ass, that they attack everything that’s not in the ass with them

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 11, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
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by Gobroks on Jul 11, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I wanted to go to a GDT about the futures game, where would I go?

by aaroncallagher on Jul 11, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m having trouble finding a link. has anyone see one?

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 11, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, but someone should really get on that…

by Snack on Jul 11, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGAIN?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone must have told him I called his ISO ‘unsustainable’

by wcw on Jul 11, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The season he’s having is eerily reminiscent of Pablo’s 2008 (only with more walks).

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

Need a new Pablo :(

by DrDC on Jul 11, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner

mm hmm.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Now can we pls trade for David DeJesus

Package of prospects please, Sanchez if you absolutely must.

Torres CF
DeJesus RF
Huff 1B
Posey C
Sanchez 2B
Burrell LF
Sandoval 3B
Uribe SS

Can you dig it?

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 11, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

If it takes Sanchez, pass.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rehash entire Sanchez argument from last night

Agree to disagree, I suppose. DeJesus is really good though.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 11, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he is, but so is Sanchez.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. DeJesus is better, but older, and under control for a year less.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 11, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

a) I would not trade Sanchez, as it will come back to bite us.
b) Ishikawa at first is worth an extended look, and Huff has been very good in the outfield.

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by greatgiantfan on Jul 11, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's been good in LF..

I wouldn’t say the same about RF

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by Azmanz on Jul 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

Isn’t this the place where everyone rags on guys over 29? So why trade a package—whatever it might be—of value for a guy who’ll be 31 next year? Is that not a disconnect in the reasoning? Should not the organization be looking for quality players just on the threshold of the majors?

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by owlcroft on Jul 11, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never complained about guys over 29

Just bad guys over 29. And bad guys under 29 too.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 11, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every organization should, actually. But Sabean fears those type of players more than anything in the world.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 12, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost.

I think he fears being fired even more.

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by owlcroft on Jul 12, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They might go together, though. As people have mentioned, avoiding risks and going for proven mediocrity is not a good way to run a team, but it is a good way to keep your job.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 12, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

To some extent.

But there is also the question of expectations: ownership seems to have been promised, implicitly or possibly explicitly, that the team would improve on last year’s record. Proven mediocrity rarely goes total dumpster, but even more rarely does it offer improvement.

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by owlcroft on Jul 12, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were they promised that? I mean, they guy has a top-10 payroll, and got an extension for producing one winning season (which still wasn’t that good) in his last 5 years. It seems that ownership is content with mediocrity.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 13, 2010 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sad to say, it does.

But I suppose we should give them this winter as a last opportunity to make meaningful changes before we sigh and write them off as yet more dolts.

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by owlcroft on Jul 13, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would probably trade Neal for DeJesus. When it gets to be much more than that, I begin to lose interest.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this

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by Gobroks on Jul 11, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN showing cain love

http://insider.espn.go.com/blog/tmi-mlb/post?id=4389

Reading that article made me sick, cain’d since 2006.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

lack of subscription and money make me sad.

by diffra on Jul 11, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh I'll post it then muh bad
Cain is Able
July, 10, 2010
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By Tom McKean, ESPN Stats & Info
Is Matt Cain the starter with the hardest luck in baseball?

The Giants hurler has a career 3.51 ERA, but is a paltry 50-59 overall. Cain has made the All-Star roster just once in his 6 seasons, and was a snub from this year’s voting when you consider that he has the same number of quality starts this season as Tim Lincecum (13).

So much of the reason why Cain is 6-8 this year despite a 3.34 is because he gets little in the way of run support.
Among starters with at least 100 innings pitched this year, Cain ranks 4th in regards to lowest run support average, receiving just 4.52 runs of support per start (per 9.0 IP). In 2007 and 2008, he was dead last in run support among starters with 140 innings.

Matt Cain, Run Support Avg Last 4 seasons

MLB Rank Among Starters
2010 4.52 4th fewest
2009 5.71 15th fewest
2008 4.47 Fewest
2007 4.55 Fewest


Cain has been a workhorse since his first full season in 2006. In that span, he is tied with Mark Buehrle for the 7th-most innings pitched in the majors, and ranks 13th in strikeouts. Among starters to log at least 750 innings since Cain’s arrival in 2005, his 3.51 ERA ranks 10th in the MLB, ahead of names like Cliff Lee, Dan Haren and John Lackey. Yet Cain is the only pitcher in the top 17 of that list with a sub-.500 record. A look at some comparable career ERAs among active pitchers:

Comparable Career ERA to Cain, Active players

Career ERA Win Pct
Ubaldo Jimenez 3.48 .613
Jon Lester 3.50 .736
Matt Cain 3.51 .459
Rich Harden 3.57 .624
CC Sabathia 3.59 .636


When you look at some of the comparable career ERAs, it is astounding that Matt Cain’s winning percentage is that low.

This season, he’s tied for the lead with Roy Halladay and Adam Wainwright for the most starts with 8 innings pitched and no earned runs allowed. With men on base this season, hitters have tallied only a .587 OPS, and batters are hitting just .196 against him at home.

The only question that remains is, what more does Matt Cain possibly have to do to win? He may just have to improve on his career .113 batting average.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i will take Cain over Lincy at this point

i think Lincy is injury waiting to happen because his max effort delievery and as well as his noticable velocity dip last couple year could be indicator of that.

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by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy has been an injury waiting to happen his whole career..

And yet, no injury. I’d still take Timmy, any day.

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by Azmanz on Jul 11, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

only time will tell i suppose, just the personal preference as far as Cain goes.

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, even I would take Lincecum over Cain in a heartbeat.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum’s velocity has been better in his last two starts. I don’t know why everyone constantly has to compare Cain and Lincecum, because they’re both ours. I’d definitely take Timmy though.

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by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Every pitcher is an injury waiting to happen.

by Dan from NM on Jul 11, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is so wrong that I can't even describe how wrong it is

holy shit. It is so wrong.

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by bondslegend on Jul 11, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZoomWrong.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 12, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

MATT CAIN IS NOT A WINNER!!!109!!

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, me too.
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by Merope on Jul 11, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posted above, I didn’t realize it was insider my apologies.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Belt

Just hit another HR a few minutes ago :)

by BrianIsAwesome on Jul 11, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS...is cool.

(Sorry if this was covered, but I wasn’t in the GDT until later)

Bumgarner comes to bat in the top of the seventh.
As he steps into the box, Pudge Rodriguez – who is conversing with the home plate ump – reaches out and taps him with his mitt as if to say “Nice game.”

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah.

Noticed that. Not sure exactly what it signified, but something positive.

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by owlcroft on Jul 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it was either that or "Hey, stay the hell out of the box until we're ready for you."

I know which one I like.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two Tweets from KLaw
keithlaw Trout’s run time to first matched the fastest I’ve ever gotten from a right handed hitter.
kiethlaw Downtown Gary Brown. RT @bigmike05: @keithlaw who’s time from a RHB did trout match?

Prospect VROOOOOOOOOOOM

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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 11, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I need to understand how to read twitter.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

KLaw was watching the Futures game

And said that a player named Trout matched the fastest ever time to first on a hit from a right handed hitter.

Someone asked back to him who the other guy was, that is, whose time Trout had matched.

KLaw replied that it was Gary Brown, the Giants #1 draft pick this year.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 11, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should trade them.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 11, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade Brown for a young Rowand!

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by Gobroks on Jul 11, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I’m definitely getting way ahead of myself, but the more I look at Bumgarner the more I see Cliff Lee. That would be nice.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jul 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I can see it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. He’ll start throwing harder, and will end up better.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 11, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

guys

how legit of a prospect of Brandon Belt, what’s his ceiling?

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by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Joey Votto with a little less power would be the best realistic ceiling

by 49erEmpire on Jul 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

i will sign up for that right now!

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he an excellent defensive 1B?

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by bondslegend on Jul 11, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

so far he’s been great on defense

by 49erEmpire on Jul 12, 2010 12:41 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think the main similarity is how Bumgarner is able to pound the strike zone like Lee can. Unlike Sanchez, his stuff stays in the zone and he doesn’t get himself into as many situations where BB’s hurt him. The other problem is that he pounds the zone so much, he’s bound to give up hits and homers as he has in his starts so far.

If his secondary pitches develop into something he can command, he can become an excellent pitcher pitcher.

by nataku on Jul 11, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it seems I was wrong with my previous Washington assessment.

They know all about our boy.
The red circle by the plate indicates where the ball is, microseconds before it bounces off the plate and past Rodriguez.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Scott. How do you like the look of Bumgarner?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 11, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He fucking ROCKS.

Composure up the wazoo for a 20 year old. And his command!

How old is Jamie Moyer? How long has he been pitching?
Any reason why the Hobo won’t be angry for at LEAST fifteen years?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also...I think he has a pet catcher.

And that’s just fine.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Scott

Hang in there. You’ll find the ball with the bat one day.

by TBRMKane on Jul 11, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I wish he would just retire or something.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 11, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Presenting...

…“something.”

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Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Slider canyon

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

From where he is standing...

Someone could throw a slider at the bottom of that canyon and Nads would still swing at it.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT - RIP Bob Sheppard

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Veteran Braves third baseman Chipper Jones, who first heard his name from Sheppard’s mouth during the 1996 World Series, echoed that characterization of the legend.

“When you combine that voice with playing in Yankee Stadium, it was almost eerie,” Jones said. “You’re playing on such hallowed ground and you got that voice coming out of the darkness, and it almost seems like it’s God talking to you. It’s one you hear in your dreams.”

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dearly wish . . .

. . . more stadium announcers would take a cue there. The magic word, which it seems few or none of the modern generation of such folk could pronounce, much less spell, is “dignity”.

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by owlcroft on Jul 11, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renel loves to scream. For the starting lineups she screams “Batting 6th and catching, number 28 BUUUUUUUSSSSSSST EEEEEER POOOOO SSSSSSEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!”

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renel is wonderful.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her voice is perfect for the WWE.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Giants baseball.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renel is 100 kinds of awesome.

by kdl on Jul 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE loud announcers and she is one.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but hasn’t it been long established that you hate fun?

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by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's fun?

HA!! And I am getting sick and tired of this. If you don’t like my opinion, BAN ME or ignore me. SERIOUSLY

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Sorry. I said three things to you today. I’ll avoid it in the future.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess you don’t like anything I say. So I’ll just back away.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like this is going less well than it needs to, and I’m sure my responses have had plenty to do with that. Even if I don’t personally agree with your opinions on Renel or the last road trip or whatever, it makes no difference to me whatsoever that you have them, much less that you voice them. And I certainly don’t need to hassle you about them (even if my “Internetz gland” tells me to), so if it bothers you I’ll make my best effort not to.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And excuse me for reacting like that. I know a lot of that was sarcasm and the usual stuff on McC. It’s just that I react poorly when it comes to her because I’m at the ball park most games and she gives me a headache. I’d rather have a Roy Steele or Bob Sheppard style that does yell in my ear.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have anything against Renel

But her voice can be shrill at times.

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by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

That’s weird.

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by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I met her at on field photo day, and she totally charmed me. She’s the bomb, and I like her announcing, too.

by kdl on Jul 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s pretty awesome, i remember her from Candlestick too, just will always remember her saying “Now Batting number 25… BARRRYYYYYYY BONDS” but she definitely can be loud, but i like her

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s great that the Giants have a female announcer, too.

by kdl on Jul 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure of any other park that has one

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think she’s the only one currently employed, and one of the few African American ones to boot.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not a very well constructed sentence, but you get my gist.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think that’s right.

I used to listen to her on KMEL back in the day. Renel and me go waaaayyy back. ;-)

by kdl on Jul 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

KMEL

hip hop station? and R&B?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, back in the late ’80’s/early ’90’s, she was a DJ. I think she did the morning show.

by kdl on Jul 11, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

had no idea, that's sweet

way before my time to start listening to some good hip hop, i was like, 4 or 5 years old

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this was during their rock days.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool as DJ but she is not my cup of tea as an ball yard annoncer. To loud and shrill to often. But I will say was huge step up of Sherry Davis. (Her announcing was like nails on a chalk board to me.) and Rennell has gotten better.

/ shrugs
 let the shunning begin.

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by daveinexile on Jul 12, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some more coolness:
Renel’s work in the booth has been recognized by the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame as the first female announcer of a championship game in any professional sport. Her scorecard from Game 3 of the 2002 World Series can be viewed in the Hall at Cooperstown!
Renel also serves on the board of the San Francisco Giants Community Fund, which assists organizations and provides services for at-risk youth and underserved families.
March 18th, 2005, was proclaimed “Renel Brooks-Moon Day” in San Francisco by Mayor Gavin Newsom , who honored Renel for her 20 years as a Bay Area media personality and her community activism.

All that and more available in the bio sections here.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was there something with the giants going with Renel? Especially after Sherry Davis?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brooks-Moon actually replaced another woman, Sherry Davis, who was the PA announcer in the Giants’ final seven seasons at Candlestick Park and the first female PA announcer in the majors. The Giants made a switch, they said at the time, because they wanted someone with a richer voice quality and more dynamic presence.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?id=2431184

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, well, then they really accomplished that quite well

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember anything about Sherry Davis, myself.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

and you've been around longer than i have

i mean, what i’m saying is, Renel in my opinion is pretty energetic compared to other parks i’ve been to

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember she was awful.

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by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her voice was OK but she made a TON of mistakes.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was kinda monotone and nasally, IMO

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by Goofus on Jul 12, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

…knitting needles being slowly pressed through your ear drums.

Of coarse that is just my opinion . And I admit i was rather baised so…

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by daveinexile on Jul 12, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think that's how they broke it to Sherry?

“Well, your vocals aren’t rich or dynamic enough. They were once, but not since we’ve heard Renel’s.”

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean a louder voice with more shrilly quality?

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by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, but I just reached my monthly limit for number of promises made not to hassle people about this. So, with that in mind:

BANNED

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by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait'll they get a listen to Yoko Ono.

“Renel, would you gather your belongings and hit the bricks step in here. please?”

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renel is actually the 2nd African-American woman to do baseball. The Red Sox had one in the mid 1990s. Her style was closer to Bob Sheppard.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure you don’t remember her from Candlestick. Word on the street is that Sherry Davis was the PA for the Giants from 1993 through 1999.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No shit!!!

well, then there ya go! :) thanks Howie!

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, see all i really remember from Candlestick

is the fact i got Robb Nen’s autograph and Mueller’s, seeing the giants win/lose games, and being freaking cold, but yea i also remember a woman doing the PA, just wasn’t sure who it was. Oh and i definitely remember dad not having a good time driving all the way out to Candlestick and the parking situation

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually she didn’t do Candlestick, she joined in 2000 for the new ball park. Sherry Davis was the PA from 1993-1999

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhhhh, ok, so Renel was always at ATT and nothing else before that

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I met her when I went up to the scoreboard operating booth and she was amazing. It was the day that they had the OF reunion, and even though it was hush hush she couldn’t hide her excitement that Barry was coming back

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by TexasRanger on Jul 12, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

She would be way better than Michael Cole.

by Natto on Jul 11, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more talking about what Lilian Garcia does (or did. I don’t know if she is still there).

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like she left to pursue a singing career.

by Natto on Jul 11, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny story

She left and was replaced by Justin Roberts. WWE then fired Bryan Danielson for “choking” Roberts in an angle

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by Gobroks on Jul 11, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol WWE trying to maintain their "PG" image

Though I’ve grown tired of him, Cena tweeted his disapproval of Danielson’s dismissal, and I regained a little respect for him for that.

I don’t get why the WWE insists that their TV shows remain PG when their games always get a T, which would roughly equal a TV-14 on TV. Absolutely baffling.

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by L-Nova on Jul 11, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that's stupid

I really wish TNA would take advantage of that and make exciting programming. Instead they tried to re-hash the NWO for the 80000007584543573466th time

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by Gobroks on Jul 11, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Issues with TNA:

-Bad management.
-Bad creative staff. Their stuff makes WWE Creative material look like Shakespeare.
-Meh roster. Half of the worthwhile roster is WWEers that broke abuse policies and were kicked out.
-Bad house audience:
—I had a friend who thought that TNA’s house audience was pulled in off the street with the promise of being on TV and maybe some free food.
—They suck at making hype. The audience simply doesn’t know how to cheer/jeer half the time. They make the Grand Finals of Melty Blood this morning feel like a WC game (complete with vuvuzelas, though those were banned from Evo, IIRC!).

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by L-Nova on Jul 12, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think their roster is pretty good

I mean AJ Styles, Samoa Joe, Desmond Wolfe (Nigel McGuiness), Kurt Angle etc… can tear down the house, but if they want to compete they need to get rid of Vince Russo

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by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Russo HAS been problematic. And a roster’s just a bunch of people who will never really achieve their potential if Creative mismanages it.

And to be quite frank, TNA Creative doesn’t do a great job with that.

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by L-Nova on Jul 12, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they do a terrible job

I mean ever since Hulk Hogan took over they really messed up the direction of the company IMO

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by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody think that the firing is a work?

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by SFGuy on Jul 12, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whooo fellow Cyclone.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit! She’s even cooler now!

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by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

she's ok

I don’t really like her voice or style, but she is better than Sherry Davis who was there before and I really couldn’t stand. Sure, I’ve gotten used to it and don’t dislike it as much as I used to, but I wouldn’t mind seeing a change there.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. That’s how I feel.

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by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

During the latest slump some clown in a comments section (SFGate?) brought Renel up, and suggested the Giants fire her. Said something to the effect that no other park had an announcer that sounded like that. I believe he was somehow connecting the misfortunes of the club to their announcer…you just can’t argue with logic like that..

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i’m pretty sure that might be the worst argument ever made by someone, i’d like to see what kind of points he brought up

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe it or not, bro, that's pretty much the gist right there. Solid, huh?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, i’d say so, tons of knowledge put into that argument

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s nearly as bad as…

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WAS ALL RENEL’S FAULT!!!!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLRENEL

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Renel but this is a stupid opinion.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The person who implied that it’s Renel’s fault that the Giants stink was a stupid opinion.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

my bad, yeah, that is dumb.

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were is the multiple face palm gif when I need it?

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Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jul 12, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renel

I’m meh on her, but whenever Posey comes to the plate her voice gets a lot higher-like she has a crush on him or something

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by Gobroks on Jul 11, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renel can be shrill

I don’t hate her. I just wish she would tone her act down a bit.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

RIP , may he be in a better world

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by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf trying again
Hopefully we don’t have a Timmy Hospital Watch Part II. He’s actually flying home to San Francisco with the team, then catching an early-morning flight to Orange County tomorrow.

“I’ve got to go home,” he told me. “It’s my dmghmhmm’s birthday.”

“Oh, it’s your dad’s birthday? Well, that’s a valid excuse.”

“No, it’s my dog’s birthday.”

Well then. Happy birthday, Cy.

by kingofthacove on Jul 11, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

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by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

(i'm going to delete the mispost, if you don't mind)

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by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cleaning up the Chronicles?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like layne staley before the heroin lulz.

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

PREVIEW is your friend.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just friendly advice in case you didn't know.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah Woah! You really need to calm down

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calm down

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhhhhh CALM DOWN DUDE

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE’S K’ING HIS WAY ONTO THE DL, CAN’T YOU SEE THAT???

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Cubs.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst team in baseball.

I said it.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Injudiciously.

Chicago 39 49 .443
 Arizona 34 55 .382
 Pittsburgh 30 58 .341
 Baltimore 29 59 .330

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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Want to avoid Cubs-Dodgers

MLB Network is showing the 1965 All Star game.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn’t even a game, the cubs forfeited from the start. They really are one of the top 5 worst teams in baseball, 148 million dollars of payroll and a fucking joke.

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it has Jon Miller.

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by Merope on Jul 11, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

The Pads won? unacceptable rox!

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by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They had the bases loaded with 1 out and flores got a easy come backer hit to him and he had the runner out at home by 15 feet. He instead turns around to think bout going to second, then turns around and throws home and throws it WAY wide. The padres get 2 runs on that throwing error, then in the 8th they get a pop up home run to right field from everth cabrera.. LOL LUCK.

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

lame

i was looking forward for them to be out of 1st places… lucky posers!

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by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am baffled every single day by their ridiculous luck and flawless bullpen performances they get every night. If it’s not the other team committing a ton of errors, they get a rally of bloop singles or a no name person with 0 power slugging .200 for the season who hits a 3 run homer.

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

my money is on the dodgers or the Rox… i would love to include the Giants, but i think we are a bat short. if Sabez don’t do anything i don’t see us winning the division.

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by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn dodgers

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by Merope on Jul 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got back from 3 days in Yosemite this afternoon

Looks like I missed a hell of a series. Go Giants!

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by can of corn on Jul 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you get to hear about the results of the games every night or just find out today?

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got ’em today. I was totally out of touch with the outside world. It was kinda nice. Except for missing baseball, of course.

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by can of corn on Jul 11, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missing busters domination of baseball is more like it

And still being slept on by the national media, sounds good to me :D.

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

would u do

sanchez , Belt + prospects for fielder?

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by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t accept another fat lazy piece of shit who’s a horrible defender and a over-rated player and a scott boras client for free. Fielder is a mess waiting to happen, whatever team goes after him gets him and has to sign him to a teixeira deal and commit franchise suicide.

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wouldn’t take Fielder for free?

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by Cookyman on Jul 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if you got him for a fred lewis fire sale price of 75k, whoever he gets traded to will be required to sign him to an extension. Scott boras is his agent, he’s a money grubbing shady fuck and prince fielder is not worth it.

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wouldn’t take three months of Prince Fielder for free?

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by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a year and three months anyway.

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by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s under contract for the rest of the year, then eligible for arbitration in 2011. I don’t know what team is going to swing and miss with fielder, but knowing scott boras mind games he’s looking at a teixeira deal that’s gonna be franchise suicide IE rangers and arod.

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only the team had the choice of not extending his contract…

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by Cookyman on Jul 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You underestimate scott boras the demon.

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is he even relevant?

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by Cookyman on Jul 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Boras will force the Giants to re-sign Fielder? WTF?

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by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly!

Like he forced them to sign Beltre this offseason! and like he forced them to sign Gary Brown

…o wait

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by Gobroks on Jul 11, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get your point here but Beltre is a bad example. there are plenty in the Interrwebs that would point to to his M’s contract and waste a lot o of your time with it.

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by daveinexile on Jul 12, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was an FA signing.

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by Cookyman on Jul 12, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meaning the M’s could have said , “No” all the easier.

It is not an aurguent I believe in but I sure a Devils Advocate could use a lot of ink on it.

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by daveinexile on Jul 12, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

But…they wanted to sign him. It was their choice. If the Giants don’t want to re-sign Fielder, how is Boras relevant?

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by Cookyman on Jul 12, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being an arbitration player you still have to negotiate which but Boras (and is maneuvers) at the table. And all feeling about Boras aside is a damn brilliant man at that and even if he can’t win today he usually sets himself for tomorrow.

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by daveinexile on Jul 12, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Boras would actually prefer that the Giants (or whoever trades for Fielder) not resign Prince so that Boras can use free agency and the media to drive up the asking price.

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by cornball on Jul 11, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, I wasn’t aware that you had to re-sign him.

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by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would they be required to sign an extension? Fielder doesn’t have a no-trade clause.

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by Cookyman on Jul 11, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

if we get fielder , we get for 1 year and three months at a market price

after that, we can sign him or let him go for draft picks.
I would love to have a shiny slugger in our lineup!

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by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. Who the fuck cares if he’s fat? This is what everybody said about Miguel Cabrera and look at the year he’s having. The fact that he’s under his career numbers just tells me he’s going to be on fire the rest of the year. A trade to a contender would really get him going. I’d trade Sanchez and prospects for him in a heartbeat.

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by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2010 7:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

yeah I don’t get the Fielder love either. How bout the guys we have stop swinging at pitches on their back feet… and oh stop grounding into double plays.

Anybody looked at that lately? GIDP’s during and after Bengie?

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by Merope on Jul 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a sucker for sluggers... there are intangible a guy like fielder brings that can't be measure through statistical analysis

i am comparing him to Bond by any means, But a intimidating slugger would change the entire dynamics of your lineup and how pitcher will pitch to us.

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by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am not comparing

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by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t need a damn slugger, we need gap hitters to take advantage of the dimensions of the home park. Big deal we get fielder… wth you think opposing pitchers are going to do? IBB that’s what.

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by Merope on Jul 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

A damn slugger wouldn’t hurt, though.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might hurt his hand.

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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let him bat in front of Posey and they can walk him all they want.

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by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2010 7:46 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Behind Buster. someone like Fielder, or Dunn, the best protection this type of club can give him is 1-2 baserunners already on so teh walk moves one of them 90 feet closer to scoring.

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by daveinexile on Jul 12, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

just saying it

if take the last ten WS winners , all of them has one or two imtidating sluggers in their lineup. correalation doesn’t equal causation , but i am saying it can’t hurt. I longed for days when we had bonds, kent, burks, Clarke, Williams etc etc.

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by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

If ya don’t make stupid outs you can score lotsa runs.

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by Merope on Jul 11, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kawasaki? Honda? Ducati?

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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

two things are not mutually exclusive, nat

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by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grr

We need GOOD hitters. Prince Fielder is one of the best in the game. And IBBs are free baserunners, and those are kinda valuable!

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by GiantPain on Jul 11, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I’d do Sanchez + (non Wheeler prospect) for Fielder in a heartbeat

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by Gobroks on Jul 11, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think people are worried about just giving up on Sanchez… who’d cover that 5th spot or 4th spot in the rotation? Joey?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably Joey

Or maybe Sabes could trade for a Jeremy Guthrie type

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by Gobroks on Jul 11, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

OR ZAMBRANO!!!

but that’s not gonna happen… I mean, the thing is, it’s a 5th starter, are they supposed to be awesome?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just need to be better than Wellemeyer

LOLow expectations

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by Gobroks on Jul 11, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

he wasn't THAT bad

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was fine at home

Just on the road he couldn’t find the strike zone, and when he did the ball went a loooooooooong way.

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by Gobroks on Jul 11, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

JOEY ON THE ROAD!?!?!?!!?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I meant Welly

Joey should be about the same wherever he pitches

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by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea yea, i got ya

i was just saying, Joey on the road, Welly at home… AND THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN, we’re coming up with the most dumb rotation ever, haha, but i agree they could just bring up a pitcher or just trade for one if they traded away sanchez

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

OHHHHH IC

But yeah, I think we have enough depth to move a Sanchez to get a Fielder…that depth looks a lot worse if all we get is Corey Hart, though

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by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yea, i mean, i look in the minors, and it doesnt look toooooo bad, some of the pitchers in the minors include Hacker? and Pucetas?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Hacker & Pucetas could probably be serviceable for about a month

*and by serviceable I mean better than Sadowski.

Or we could sign Pedro Martinez

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by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm, your opinion on Martinez?

i’d say that’d be a last resort type thing… but Pucetas i think might have a little better stuff than Sadowski

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno Pucetas has been struggling for a while

I think Martinez should be a fine #5 starter, but probably a future MR

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by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i can definitely see Martinez as a future MR, but for now a #5 works for him aight, like that game yesterday? he looked pretty good

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he definitely deserves a spot on the ML roster

especially considering BBautista and Jairo [walk pun] Garcia are on the team

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by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

BBautista's done

i mean, you can tell he’s going to be sent back down to AAA, wouldn’t mind him in september, but yea

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess I wouldn't mind if he was like the RH Hinshaw

getting the annual Sept. call up

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by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i mean, basically what it looked like was that he needs to really get his game back, because he wasn’t terrible but wasn’t great… he was only kinda the last guy in the bullpen i’d use….

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he's a garbage time pitcher

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by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Endless walks would be a good thing. Remember Barry Bonds?

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by rotorueter on Jul 11, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

two separate issues, our hacktastic needs to stop , either through coaching or trade or DFA.

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by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your constant negativity wears on me heavily

Prince Fielder was one of the 10 most valuable players in baseball last year. If you don’t want him on your team, you don’t want your team to be good.

Christ, say ONE NICE THING ABOUT SOMETHING EVER. For all of us.

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by GiantPain on Jul 11, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least he's consistent.

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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love buster.

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAVED!!!!

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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

then marry him

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s already taken :’(

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in California

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a big Fielder fan. Maybe some lesser prospects would be okay to trade away, but I wouldn’t give up too much for him.

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by can of corn on Jul 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take a 7-4 roadtrip, don’t care who the opponents are.

I’m with CoC on this one.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

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by Gobroks on Jul 11, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d take a 3-day sojourn to Yosemite.

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by cornball on Jul 11, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait till October!

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We're going in October!

For our tenth anniversary. We’re not camping, though. I decided to spring for the Yosemite Lodge.

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It was pretty awesome. After years of trying, I think we’ve finally convinced kids that tent camping is pretty fun. Of course, the fact that we had a campsite right where two rivers intersected didn’t hurt any, either.

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by can of corn on Jul 11, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. I was up there right after Christmas. Beautiful. Can’t wait to go again.

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by cornball on Jul 11, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, WTF Sabean?
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing."

Wasn’t Sabean the one that said he’s not ready? What the flying fuck?

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Probably said it before because he didn’t want to upset the previous catcher.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess he’s assuming that people were saying Buster wasn’t ready to catch when he was called up on May 30th. Seeing as Sabean doesn’t own a computer, nor utilize one, it’s entirely reasonable for him to fabricate online gossip.

by deuce deuce on Jul 11, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

So funny how sabean trys to look like a genius and act smug when he's a huge hypocrite

When we all know he was in bed with bork refusing to play buster and trying to avoid the super 2 deadline for money reasons LOL GIANTS.

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is an odd comment.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then why did he call Buster up at a time that will make him super two eligible?

by Dan from NM on Jul 11, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, the Cubs are worthless…

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by Merope on Jul 11, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure wish the giants spent 148 million a year :’(.

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

cubs has a 148 mil payroll, wtf?

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by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you thought the giants were ridden with awful contracts..

http://mlbcontracts.blogspot.com/2005/01/chicago-cubs_112114177768677294.html

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i knew they had a few bad contract, but yeah, more than i expected.

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLfonso soriano

Someone must have been drunk as fuck upon signing him, wow what a bad contract.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

agree, see Vernon Wells, not much better, but Soriano is the worst.

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres Iniesta has a very punchable face.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

who?

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/falls down.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I was going to tell you who he was, but then I…

/falls down.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn it, ref. Don’t you see me falling down here while I’m trying to explain things to SF—

/falls down.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez… it’s like I’ll never finish this damned explanat—

/scores

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks like a smug bastard for the rest of the day.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing soccer

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’ll just let me finish here, you’ll know for s—

/falls down.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pau gasol was impressed with your flop.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No he wasn’t. He didn’t sell it with the wookie roar, the key to any successful Gasol flop.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

An emmy winning performance in game 7 of the finals, the zebra’s all stood up and gave a huge applause for the masterful acting.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

or Vlade Divac (Clippers analyst Mike Smith calls him Floppy Divac).

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got your Floppy Divac right here!

/grabs crotch

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/nose bleeds.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/explains ultimate move in detail while performing ultimate move.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/does his best.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 11, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/culture festival

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haunted house or maid cafe?
(No pulling any silly AzuDai shenanigans!)

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 11, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sweat drop, head throb

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 12, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

/pound sign head throb

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 12, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

/mutates into a cat-human hybrid

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 12, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

/sweat drop
/sweat drop
/vertical lines of varying length
/dark aura overhead

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by L-Nova on Jul 12, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

/superdeforms

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go read Yotsuba&! afterwards if you haven’t. It’s absolutely amazing.

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by L-Nova on Jul 12, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

My 8 year old daughter

Looking over my shoulder asking me what this place is.

I tell her it’s a blog about baseball with lots of people participating.

Oh, she says. They cuss a lot.

Yes. Yes they do.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Reforms are in the mail.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Send her to Purple Row to avoid the cursing.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

POOPYKNICKERS!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ASKED YOU TO PLEASE STOP DESCRIBING MY KNICKERS IN PUBLIC

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YER KNICKERS ARE HIGH AND SHIT

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw hamburgers.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

One day, MCC needs to run a simple script

All the “shit” gets replaced by “hamburger”, all the “fuck” gets replaced by something like “sing” or “cook”

Game day threads would be amazing.

“Pablo, stop swing at that hamburger outside the zone!”

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by jctGamer on Jul 11, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Singing hamburger FTW!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 12, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. I scroll real fast past the cuss words when my 8 year old daughter is looking over my shoulder. She mostly likes the win animated gifs.

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by can of corn on Jul 11, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

She probably knows more than you think.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, definitely. But I don’t need her to know that I know.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s sad is that’s my favorite part of the site as well.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

CoC’s eight-year-old looking at animated gifs: How ’bout a f*#%in subject line?!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 12, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck and yes we do

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jul 12, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

What was that Jon? The Cubs don’t have a hit yet?

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by Merope on Jul 11, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

This is incredible, the cubs are so shitty the giants look great compared to them offensively.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 starters had no hitters into the 6th Saturday.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That poor Reds dude had a perfect game through 9 the other day? and got a no decision?

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by Merope on Jul 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Through 8.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst part about that situation is he was perfect through 8 on the road. So after he saw his team not score in the top of the 9th he knew at best he’d get a perfect game ND. Knowing dusty he would have kept him in the game until he gave up a hit, he really deserved better but man halladay was extremely sharp with all his pitches going.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

luv the Dusty

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 11, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strange comments from Sabean
"What I’m more surprised is that I don’t think our pitching has been as advertised. It hasn’t been close. Too many deep counts, we leave the defense on the field too long, too many pitches per inning…

"We don’t like to talk about bases on balls but we know the stat there. (They lead the majors in walks.) We’ve got to throw more strikes. We’ve got to pitch more to contact. One of the things you can do for your offense is get them off the field and we haven’t been able to do that.

"And if your pitching is as advertised or as you expect it to be, when you’re going through a spot when you aren’t swinging the bat, you’ve go to have some people putting up zeroes or have one- or two-run games and we haven’t had that. It’s been disappointing.

Expecting the starting rotation to repeat last year’s performance is unrealistic and unfair, and it isn’t as if the staff this year has completely imploded either. I’m also willing to bet that the starting pitchers have put up more one- and two-run games and lost than there have been games where the offense have bailed them out after getting shellacked.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants pitching staff hasn’t even regressed as much as I expected.

123 team ERA+ this year after… 123 last year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think a few blowouts against Giants starters have muddled some folks’ minds.

by Natto on Jul 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

There have been more walks this year, but the Giants pitching staff has really been quite good regardless.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like the General Manager’s.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I was trying to be tactful about it. He might be reading.

by Natto on Jul 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO SABEAN?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

READ?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 11, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude doesn't use a computer

I thought that was established.

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He tried once but gave up because he couldn’t find the “Any key” button. He tried to ask Susan but nothing she said would help.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

2009 FIP: 3.85
2010 FIP: 3.89

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 11, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since you were not lazy, I'll be not lazy

2009 rotation: 4.02 tRA
2009 bullpen: 4.27 tRA

2010 rotation: 4.32 tRA
2010 bullpen: 3.75 (!) tRA

Whoa.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Jul 12, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I didn’t expect the 2010 bullpen to be better than the 2009 bullpen. Is it because the 2010 bullpen is giving up fewer line drives?

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 12, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure

That said, there’s a lot of the season left to be played, so the dudes in the bullpen who are way over their heads will likely regress (but I hope not!)

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Jul 12, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I thought sabean had made his stupidest statement of the year until this gem. What a tool, perhaps he should show his staff some respect instead of tearing up over stats.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s always saying stupid shit. It’s like he writes notes so he can vent about an issue, and then he confuses his PR guy with his shredder and we end up reading all this crap that should never even see the light of day.

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by Merope on Jul 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about some good fucking hitters to take off some pressure of pitching

or great defenders if you gonna go the run prevention routes…. dumb ass statement.

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

>:(

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 11, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, at least he understands that the walks are an issue

Pitching to contact, however, is ugh.

But, yeah, as jponry pointed out, the pitching has been just as good as last year.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck
We don’t like to talk about bases on balls but we know the stat there

This is fucking retarded

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jul 12, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Dunston’d

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fail.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 12, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

he also had rep as a headhunter, was pretty despised in the AL.

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He always tried to headhunt Teixiera right?

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by Gobroks on Jul 11, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweat master 5000.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Toad Faced Man

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 12, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pork Face

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a shame that game was for the most part extremely one sided and not really watchable.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

admitted when you look at Vinnie you have

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oKUTOLSeMM

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course he did

I have been raising him well.

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody going to watch that home run derby thing tomorrow? I can’t seem to get excited about the whole All-Star thing anymore.

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by Merope on Jul 11, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

What an exciting list of participants, you can’t even imagine how excited I am to see the superstar slugger nick swisher go for it!~

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/puts up sarcasm umbrella

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by Merope on Jul 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/chasm down pour

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh, no more roid rage guys swatting 500 plus dingerz

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t remember the last time I watched it. I’ve never really been that interested.

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by can of corn on Jul 11, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have stoopit school tomorrow night, so I won’t be watching the derby, I doubt I watch the game either.

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by Merope on Jul 11, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should go to smart school

that’s much better

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Home run derby is waaaaaaaaaaaaay too long.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Complete with endless yankee and red sox discussion.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, Padilla just plunked Byrd, byrd looks like he want to smack vinnie around.

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s good at doing those intentional beanings when his teams up huge and there is no way he could lose. I seem to recall him plunking someone in the face in a lop sided game and breaking a few bones in his face. The MLB proceeded to do nothing since it was clearly an “accident” and he accidentally threw that 95 mph fastball into the guys face with a 10-2 lead.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget Phillies and Mets.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/15 minute rant about who the mets leader is and how their such an incredible team

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i personally can't take Peter Gammon Romanticizing the red sux!

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey we are playing the Mets for 4 right now ASG

look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !

by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The HR derby

Reasons why I can’t watch very much of it

1. It’s way too long
2. There are a lot of uninteresting hitters in it
3. ESPN commentators finding uninteresting things to chatter about because it is way too long
4. The uninteresting chatter getting interrupted by completely false exclamations of awe for homeruns

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by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Backbackbackbackbackback

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jul 11, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

where's that .gif

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUHDUHDUH

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any giants in it? No?

then no i wont

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They invited Duane Kuiper but he said no.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think he'd lose his voice

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEEDZ MOAR WHITESIDE

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by Gobroks on Jul 11, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually

i’d watch it for Prince Fielder… or someone like that, even if i saw a Detroit Tiger in it

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabrera's not doing it?

/hasn’t been paying attention

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by Gobroks on Jul 11, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE IZ!!!! i'll watch it now

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I thought I had heard his name mentioned

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by Gobroks on Jul 11, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve been a fan of his for a while, he’s fantastic

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when BA compared Villalona to Cabrera

/has a sad

Also, how sick does that trade look for Detroit now? I mean Willis sucks, but the most useful player Florida got back was…Burke Badenhop, maybe?

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by Gobroks on Jul 11, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, poor kid… Yea, i dont know anyone florida got back that was equal to the production of Cabrera, wasn’t Maybin part of the trade?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybin and Andrew Miller were the center pieces of the deal

Both are at AAA (still)

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by Gobroks on Jul 11, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, i mean, Maybin i thought was supposed to be something special

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they both were

Miller was supposed to be the best pitcher in the 06 draft (which included #1 pick Luke Hochevar, Daniel Bard, and some guy named Lincecum) and Maybin was supposed to be a great 5 tool CF

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by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

They were both supposed to be, but they’ve both been pretty bad since going to Florida. Miller in particular has been terrible – he was supposed to be a better prospect than Tim in that draft.

Maybin is still very very young.

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by jponry on Jul 12, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

So what both of you said are pretty similar

Basically it’s a wait and see for Maybin? because i know he’s been up and down in the majors and AAA, and i agree with gobrooks, a downright steal for the tigers, and even though they didn’t get much of anything out of Willis, Cabrera was enough

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybin is still only 23 years old, but he strikes out way too much and doesn’t walk very much. He’s put up decent numbers in the minors the last three years, though.

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by jponry on Jul 12, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Weird… i mean, question for ya jponry, so the dude is 23, Pablo’s 23, the difference between the two is that pablo really doesn’t strike out a ton, but this road trip is starting to show that he’s beginning to strike out a little more. Differences between Maybin and Pablo? Pablo>Maybin in power i’d assume?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Pablo has infinitely more major league success than Maybin. Maybin’s best year in the majors is about as good as Pablo has been this year.

They’re completely different players – Maybin is supposed to be a speedy centerfielder with a little pop, whereas Pablo is a slugging corner infielder.

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by jponry on Jul 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, got ya, i think i might be overcompensating for Pablo’s struggles lately, but yea, i’m kinda waiting for this kid Maybin to bust out, because i was dumb enough last year to draft him on my pokemonz, only to have him be sent to AAA

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Pablo has struggled, but at least we know he’s done it in the majors before. Maybin’s never shown much proof of his talent in the major leagues.

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by jponry on Jul 12, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great point

yea, basically we’ve seen the highs and lows of Pablo, but haven’t seen the “highs” of Maybin yet. I think it’s actually a good thing for Pablo to learn, especially this early in his career?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if they’ll have the glow pucks, er balls, this year.

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by mymclife on Jul 11, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, did you see that report about

“the best seat in the house”? it’s at HP pavilion

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. I was all over that ESPN report. Still want to know the specifics of how the Sharks are the 12th best franchise.

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by mymclife on Jul 12, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just roll with it, it’s ESPN, i bet Boston was up there? Rangers? Detroit? Chicago? Pittsburgh (who deserves it)?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here are the top and bottom ten teams:
1. New Orleans Saints
2. Orlando Magic
3. Los Angeles Angels
4. Indianapolis Colts
5. Pittsburgh Penguins
6. Tampa Bay Rays
7. San Antonio Spurs
8. Detroit Red Wings
9. Green Bay Packers
10. Cleveland Cavaliers
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113. Toronto Raptors
114. St. Louis Rams
115. Oakland Raiders
116. Minnesota Timberwolves
117. Philadelphia 76ers
118. New Jersey Nets
119. New York Knicks
120. Washington Wizards
121. Toronto Maple Leafs
122. Los Angeles Clippers

Full rankings here (warning: PDF)

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by mymclife on Jul 12, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow… you meant ALLLLL franchises, and i can’t disagree with Pittsburgh… but wait, where are the steelers, they should be MUCH higher, 49ers seem low, warriors sounds bout right, giants sounds bout right… is this historical or currently?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s for just this past season. I believe the Sharks were #32 back in 2009, so quite a jump. But the Sharks are fourth in NHL franchises, after the Penguins, Red Wings, and Capitals. Steelers are 28th. And while the Niners seem low, they haven’t been to the playoffs in ages, play in a horrible stadium, and have that whole quarterback thing.

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by mymclife on Jul 12, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, that makes a little more sense kinda

That kinda does make sense with the sharks in NHL franchises. And true that on the niners, i thought it was overall, but they might have a significant jump for this next year, and i can’t wait until they have their new stadium built in Santa Clara, hopefully i’ll be living in the south bay

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. My dad wants to get season tickets since the drive to Santa Clara is so much easier, haha.

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by mymclife on Jul 12, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

LUCKY YOU, isn’t there VTA? or some sort of transit?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Light rail goes pretty much right outside the stadium site. Granted, I have to take a bus to get to the light rail, but it’s easier than going up to San Francisco. And the drive there is pretty easy, as well. Great freeway access.

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by mymclife on Jul 12, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you! life sounds so much simpler, haha, but yea, my dad grew up in Los Gatos and was saying, oh yea just take the bus to the VTA and oh you’re in downtown San jose in no time

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I live deep in a suburb, though. I have to walk a mile just to get to the closest bus stop, so I don’t even bother with public transit. Just find a friend with a car, make them drive, haha.

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by mymclife on Jul 12, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes...

yea, kinda like where i am here in Moraga, there’s no way to get to bart from walking, you have to drive like 20 minutes, pathetic, so you can cross off the chance to drink and go to a game

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same here – I’d have to take the lightrail just to get to CalTrain to get to San Francisco. I’d love to have the A’s move to San Jose, just so that I don’t have to deal with going up to San Francisco to see an MLB game.

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by mymclife on Jul 12, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

basically, you're a giants fan

but would very much so welcome the a’s to san jose just for the sure want of going to see an MLB game and not traveling far at all

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

I go to maybe one Giants game a year because it’s so expensive and becomes an all-day event. A’s games would just be so much easier.

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by mymclife on Jul 12, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha, hell even for me, i haven’t gone to a giants game yet, and it’s really easy for me, just jump on bart, and then off to the game, takes about an hour total to get into the seat from my house. But yea, haven’t been to a game this season. But if it were a little closer, then i’d agree

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

because it really is a day event, you can’t really go around and have fun then go to the game, it’s just “game time” and that’s it

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

We drove in on a sunny Saturday last year for the end – of – August COL games. I wanted to take pix of the Golden Gate bridge but wasn’t sure I could get there and back and still make the game (Not a local, yo) so we didn’t.

The next day we got out early and I found out how close the bridge is. But it was decidedly not sunny that day…

…which turned out fine.

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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah… summer in San Francisco.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 12, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Summer in SF is awesome

in my opinion, and that’s the uniqueness about the city of San Francisco

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd still wear shorts

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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, south bay>>>>>>>>>East bay, although i’ll miss it here

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

funny though

i’ve been to that stadium where the Islanders play, holy shit, that place was bad, next to all these nuclear power plants

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Never have, never will.

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by dregarx on Jul 12, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love watching the old ones…

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 12, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one at Tiger stadium was sweet

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean the old black and white TV show. It’s just two sluggers and the announcer in an empty ballyard.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 12, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WASNT ALIVE, OLD MAN

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither was I, young feller.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 12, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

back back back back back back back back back back… i’ll watch that shit on mute instead

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty cool.

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by Cookyman on Jul 12, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What language is Mantle speaking?

“Mickey, you hit a long one there”
“Yeah, I heder bedemf jer, but ilk bersder goo erf”

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by Cookyman on Jul 12, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘Whiskese’, if I’m not mistaken.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 12, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.

What the hell is he saying at 5:31?

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by Cookyman on Jul 12, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, Willie lost.

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by Cookyman on Jul 12, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s ‘I hit that one good, but it didn’t go out’.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 12, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did think it might be something like that, but…it makes no sense. They’re talking about a home run – it did go out.

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by Cookyman on Jul 12, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My conclusion is that Mantle was drunk.

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by Cookyman on Jul 12, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things I've enjoyed in past AS games
  • Ichiro’s inside the park home run.

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by Cookyman on Jul 12, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Griffey

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Jul 12, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweeeeeet, giants finish with a pretty acceptable road trip and a good end to the first half, 4 games back of the division? 2.5 games back of the wild card? i’d call that a success, and just a week ago we were a little worried

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad the Giants cannot play Milwaukee and Washington every day.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're playing the mets tho! :) that might be good?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing we don’t have the bengie molina presence anymore that makes met catchers hit home runs in bunches.

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am thinking it will be a tough series, our schedule in general after ASG is tough

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by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants do face R.A. Dickey to start the 2nd half and the Giants are 2-0 vs. knuckleballers this season!!!

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

POKEMONZ!!!! but yea, the other 2 was a dodger and wakefield??

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

charlie Haeger, i think

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by ZoomPauly on Jul 11, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLAY, BALL!

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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to the July 18 game with my niece and nephew-in-sin

Anybody else? We’ll be sitting in the club level.

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by can of corn on Jul 11, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

You miss the Tim bobblehead by one day.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should probably go to A game this year while i’m in town, but nah, i’ll probably wait until August, goin to the San Diego series on the 13th? i think 2 of those games with my step brother whos a padre fan

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 14th is Bork bobblehead day

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOHOO, then my step bro will be happy about that

since he coached the pads as well

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

18th is T-shirt day

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks pretty cool, i'd want one

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

is there like a McC get together game or something?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok, just wondering, if there is one, i'd be down to go

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I just discovered that we have a mutual friend on facebook! Small world.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jul 11, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guessed that she went to Cafe Bakery today… We went to college together. I’d actually be a little surprised if she remembered me.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jul 11, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ME TOO!

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by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLSPAIN!!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT THEY WON!!

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by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITALY DIDNT THO!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we’ve established that.

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by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

did we? anyway, onto the EURO

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes we did!

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by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw! u iz wrong buddy

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U R!

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by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

umpossible

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHATEVER

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by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

when's the next game you're goin to?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thursday against the Mets.

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by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit dude

how many games you go to? I’ve still yet to go to a game, i’ve been home for a little over a month

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t been to a game in what seems like forever. Last one was Ubaldo v. Tim. But seeing as my dad is a Mets fan (born in Brooklyn), we’re going to every game of the series.

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by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE!!!!! that’ll be very fun, have your tickets yet? and what’s the story behind your dad being a mets fan from Brooklyn?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Born and raised there. Didn’t want to root for the Yankees, so he started rooting for the Mets. And as they say, the rest is history.

Got the tickets. Luckily he has nice friends so we only had to pay for one game :)

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by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, that’s sick, pretty much what happened with my friend out in Garden City, he’s a big Mets fan, and Jets fan, refused to be a yankee or giants fan.

That’s sweet, it’ll be a ton of fun, you usually go to mets games with him?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we usually go. Couldn’t go last year because I was graduating. For some reason he was okay with that :P

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by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA, fantastic, i mean, i wonder what that reason was… My dad always takes me to dodger games, since i was a kid, and man, it’s a different atmosphere. But it’s usually those games, just going with your dad is so much fun

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

just going with your dad is so much fun

/nods

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by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what to think about the fact that I look forward to the comment thread between you two.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically because we’re so entertaining, right?

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by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

most of the time

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much, yeah.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I thought.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure if LOL ITALY is still relevant, though.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i told him i'd give it up when the world cup

is over, so yea, after today it’s not relevant

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s gotta be a new one, then.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, just gotta give it time, great ideas take time

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. I don’t care.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

see, it would be funnier though

if it were to something now, you know? like i just gotta think of something new

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re smart. You’ll think of something.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

soon, very soon, just be patient

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beer makes you smarter.

Although Bud is still an idiot.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh? you're a confused person, sir

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M confused.

Which one of us said “Huh”?

j/k

I intentionally butchered the joke for commissionarial reasons, Mr. P.

The punchline normally reads “It made Budweiser.”

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Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

K, so i think i might have one, but

it will definitely get to Howie since i was a dick to him all last year… and it sucks since we’re fans of the same teams, i’ll have to wait until August to use this tho

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Frysquint

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by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH CHILL

you know i couldn’t care less about CAL, GO ANDREW LUCK!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by djp4cal on Jul 11, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about PikA and Graham Crakalalaalalaa

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No comment?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's been absent lately

and ever since someone here bitched us out for having long convos, we just kinda haven’t talked anymore really

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Graham is this guy

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/cb_bahamas_teen_fugitive

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

who knows, it would fit the timeline

hasn’t been on here for a while

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not since the sixth.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's a while

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not a feminine wile.

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Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

July 18th pitching matchups

Likely to be Johan Santana vs. Jonathan Sanchez.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost the same name

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

wearing a LOL knee brace that severely limits his range and speed, should be fun hitting him balls in center.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yah. ESPNs injury expert Stephania Bell thinks his speed may be permanently gone

by DFARowand on Jul 11, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I’m not sure what the mets are thinking rushing him back this year. I guess they figure since 2011 is the last year of his deal that they need to get the most out of him this season and next season. If they were smart they’d have had him sit out this season, instead they are just going to re-injure him derosa style and that might be it for him.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont know what to think about that signing really... just not looking good now

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 years/$119M (2005-11)

That deal is looking really bad now, especially if beltran can’t do anything for the mets this year or next. He’s owed 18.5 million this year and 18.5 million next year so that contract is pretty awful unless he drives the mets to the playoffs this year and has a ridiculous 2011.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean is a crazy person
"You know the answer to that?" he said. "The pitching staff needs to take it upon itself. They’ve been around the block. They’re the ones throwing the baseball. They’re the ones that can shake a pitch or throw what they want. They know the advance reports.

"And we’ve failed in that area to some extent. Maybe that’s because Bengie (Molina) was so good and they trusted him so much and they didn’t take it upon themselves. Now they are more and more responsible and they should be.

"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing."

by DFARowand on Jul 11, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

The moronic comments continue by the legion.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only people saying Buster Posey wasn’t ready to catch were Brian Sabean, Bruce Bochy, and the morons who weren’t paying attention.

by DFARowand on Jul 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even the ESPN drones who don’t even watch the giants had been saying he was ready since mid way through last season.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, the conventional wisdom was that it’s a good idea to send a catcher directly from single A to the majors.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 12, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY YOU FUCKING DOLT- THAT WAS YOU SAYING THAT! YOU STUPID FUCK

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by bondslegend on Jul 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Our overall conclusion from a baseball standpoint is [that] nobody thinks he’s ready to catch 100-plus games in the big leagues,” Sabean told the San Jose Mercury News.

- Dec. 14, 2009.

NEW YORK — Hot-hitting prospect Buster Posey remains at Triple-A Fresno because Giants officials are not convinced he is ready to catch in the major leagues yet, general manager Brian Sabean said.

The longtime GM also stressed that the decision to promote Posey has nothing to do with service-time concerns, nor will it.

“Let me dispel all that, all right?” Sabean said. “When we think Posey’s ready, just like when we thought (Tim) Lincecum was ready, and this starts from ownership, he’ll be in the big leagues.”

- May 9, 2010

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he is that stupid or he’s a mouthpiece for Larry Baer?

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a non-regular Giants park visitor

does anyone know where/when you can get autographs on a non-Sunday.

by seaborn on Jul 11, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

There are occasional signing events at the Giants’ Dugout stores and other sporting goods stores. My friend sent me a link to a Sandoval signing at the Oakridge mall on July 31.

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by imovermyhead on Jul 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

For those who don’t know where Oakridge is, it’s in San Jose where 87 and 85 intersect – you get off on Santa Theresa Blvd from 87. The mall is literally right there, you can’t miss it.

As for the store itself, it’s near the movie theater/restaurants/food court area, on a corner. There’s a parking lot right outside the food court/restaurants, but I don’t recommend it since it’s almost impossible to find a spot. I’d suggest going into the parking structure by Sears (not by Target, because that one is extremely small) or park in the back of the mall in the large parking lot near Sears and Macy’s.

I go to Oakridge way too often, if you can’t tell. I was actually just there an hour ago, haha.

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by mymclife on Jul 11, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my...

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hopped up on caffeine, and have spent far too much time trying to find parking there. Just wanted to help people out, since I’ve been there so much, haha.

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by mymclife on Jul 11, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i can tell

i’m not one for shopping much, but seriously, the only malls i go to are sun valley, and the one down in Pleasanton, Stoneridge. Obviously the one thing i absolutely hate doing is spending money on clothes i don’t need, but i sometimes go out and spend money anyway. The only stores i go to are really Nordstrum, Macy’s, target, Ralph Lauren isn’t possible, and neither is Lacoste, so fuckin expensive

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oakridge is a 5 minute drive from my house, and it has a movie theater and most of the chain restaurants in my neighborhood. It’s sort of the place to go, barring driving 20 minutes or so to get to Valley Fair or Santana Row (or Downtown San Jose, but there’s nothing there).

And I love shopping, but I barely buy anything – my parents have driven into me that feeling that they’re disappointed in me if I buy something expensive/I never use. So I end up buying pretty cheap stuff, well, cheap compared to a lot of my friends. I mostly shop at American Eagle, Forever 21 (don’t judge – they have fancy-looking stuff for like, $10), Target, and Kohl’s. I used to be really into the “show the store name on all your clothes” trend, but I’m trying to dress more classically. Or, at least, I’m trying not to be a walking billboard.

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by mymclife on Jul 11, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont want to get into this toooooooo much, since i feel i’m already on thin ice here for OT, but that’s sweet, especially since i’ll be moving from my house here in moraga in like about a week and movin to Aptos for like another few weeks until i go back. But one place i realllllly want to check out is Santana Row for the hell of it, but Oakridge sounds awesome!

Haha, that’s the thing, you go to check out shit, you never really buy anything as much as you do just checking things out and going like “oh damn that looks sweet” /checks price tag, “i could dream, right?”. Haha, thing is, American Eagle, one my friends was talking about it, “yea, it was cool to wear that stuff, in high school maybe” but i mean, i usually shop at places like target and even quicksilver, or places like that. That’s the thing though with college, alot of people, girls and guys walk around with name brand stuff and it’s just like, holy shit how much did you pay for that

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oakridge is kind of a dump, to be honest. Santana Row is much prettier, and more upscale. Oakridge is just the only place in the neighborhood that has a lot of clothing stores in a concentrated area. The movie theater is pretty nice, though.

Yeah, I totally know the whole price tag thing. I always look for the stuff that looks high-end, but doesn’t have the name brand. Saves sooo much money. I still have to go with American Eagle for their jeans/shorts. I just love the fit of them. All the other stuff there is too expensive compared to elsewhere, or looks pretty juvenile. But compared to Hollister, it’s at least classy juvenile. My god, Hollister’s stuff is trashy.

And I agree with the college thing. My suitemate had like, three Dooney & Bourke wristlets and a Coach purse, and I was just like, WTF how can you afford all that? Oh, and she had like 10 pairs of nice heels, which are NOT cheap. So much designer stuff here, I can’t believe it.

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by mymclife on Jul 12, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, i’ll have to head out to Santana Row either way, if i buy anything or not… but yea, i’ll still probably check stuff out around the south bay, thinking about living there after my semester at school.

And haha, going into Hollister or even Abercrombie drives me away, the music, the smell, just the whole vibe and atmosphere, that sort of thing definitely tells me THATS NOT ME.

Haha, i mean, here’s the thing, did you immediately judge your suitemate when you saw her? because i know i would, and i mean, if i didn’t talk to her at all, or just judged her based on her outfit and the accessories i’d get the point. But yea, that’s pretty flashy right there with all those pieces. SOOOO much different than my roommate, like him and i are alike, don’t spend money really at all, wear just clothes we got from target or sears. Suits us well

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Santana Row is just pretty to walk around. It’s pretty close to Valley Fair, so if you can’t afford stuff there, you have a generic mall just a bit aways where you can get stuff for cheaper.

I can’t stand Abercrombie, the stuff there is so expensive and poorly made. I had a giftcard for $30 there once, and all I could afford was a tshirt. Ugh. I admit, I have quite a bit of Hollister stuff left over from a phase I had, but I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t even go in anymore. The music is too loud, it’s hard to see the merch, and everything seems like it was shrunk.

As for my suitemate, well, she didn’t bring out the designer stuff until she started rushing. But after she pledged and all that, it was designer all the time. But that’s just the Greek culture at my school. Well, especially for sororities.

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by mymclife on Jul 12, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never been to valley fair, would kinda like to do that too…

HA, are you serious? the only thing you could afford was a tshirt? doesnt surprise me at all. We all kinda go through our phases, i was reallllly into polo when i was a kid, which was weird, very weird actually. And i had a friend that worked at abercrombie and they are forced to put the radio up that loud to attract the customers, and i think it does something mentally? i’m not sure bout that though. And there’s no way me, being 6’3, is gonna find a good pair of jeans there.

Yea, i can definitely see that, what sorority? For us at frats, we really don’t even get into that, i think it might be a sorority thing, because i definitely saw that with my friends’ ex. She always wore the nicest shit, and i was like, get over yourself, seriously. It’s like that uptown at the bars, and i just roll in with a polo and jeans, or just a long sleeved shirt, screw it.

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, it was a pink tshirt that said, “I had a nightmare I was a brunette…” Didn’t wear it all that much, but it was the only shirt that didn’t have a double entendre on it, and since I was 13, it wouldn’t be appropriate if I had something sexual.

She’s in ADPi. That’s one of the more laid-back sororities, though. I’ve heard stories about the DGs and Tri-Delts.

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by mymclife on Jul 12, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

YIKES, that’s very wrong, not something i’d be wearing around school at 13…

Ah, yea we don’t have ADpi at our school, yes on tri delts, and DG’s… and our frat, Pi Kappa Alpha, we’re the same thing, very laid back and just chill

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

At the park? You can usually get one or two if you hang out next to the dugout during BP. The regular usher down there is pretty good at rotating people in and out to make sure everyone gets an opportunity.

by kdl on Jul 11, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omg

Ingrid Michaelson is about the best live act I’ve ever seen. I implore you all to go see her if you have the chance. IMPLORE!

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by bondslegend on Jul 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

ADMONISHED!

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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 11, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still adjusting to the fact that that exists

yeah, she played here tonight. She is hilarious AND talented. Also cute. I think I’m in love.

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by bondslegend on Jul 11, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

how'd you find out about her?

she had a song about 2 or 3 years ago, “the way i am” and how bout this dude, i was over at 49erswebzone.com and one of the guys that modded it or something dated her

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

A friend of mine told me about the way I am, and I liked the other stuff I heard too

I’m jealous of anyone that’s dated her

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by bondslegend on Jul 12, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

SIGH

Now you force me to google her.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jul 12, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

She's not what a lot of people would call "hot"

but she’s very attractive to me. And her talent/personality just add to it. Any girl who can play music is instantly attractive to me

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by bondslegend on Jul 12, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

She’s librarian hot. Which is a good thing.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 12, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed big time

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Googles her

Yeah, I can say she’s pretty cute. Hot. Whatever.

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by L-Nova on Jul 12, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally agree with the librarian cute part

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISNT THAT WEIRD THO DUDE, it’s freaking nuts, and then the guy went into some other stuff that i wont say and that was that… but yea, she’s pretty attractive. Plus, her music is really good, the acoustic type, laid back music?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

she played a uke for pretty much the whole show. totally my kinda music

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by bondslegend on Jul 12, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, dude, i don’t take you for that kinda person really, since you’re all OH WHAT THE FUCK, FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING DOUCHE!!! GTFO

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh and red head? +10000000

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what Baseball Tonight did

But on MLB Network’s Quick Pitch, they started with Reds-Phillies, followed by………Giants-Nationals.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

This will shock you

On quick pitch last night it was phillies reds, SD Col, and then… The buster posey show!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last season

Yankees-Red Sox, ESPN spent their first 5 minutes talking about that game. MLB Net waited about 20 minutes in (and it was on their network). They started with Milwaukee-Houston that night. I won’t forget that.

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by SFGuy on Jul 11, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is incredible

Bud selig probably fined them for such a preposterous act.of non bias.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 11, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just noticed something -- Is E Ticket gone?

His user profile is not accessible anymore.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jul 11, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

woaaa, that's weird

that’s very weird

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bizarre

his name is greyed out if I search for comments he’s made.

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by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIs comments did show up when I searched for “E Ticket”, but it looks like the account is closed? I don’t know how one does that, though.

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by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird...

doubt it’s from just not using their account for a while

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s from when the user deletes their account. I’ve seen it happen other places at SBN. The comments aren’t deleted, but the profile is gone and I don’t believe you can log onto the account again.

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by mymclife on Jul 11, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP E Ticket

You were a good poster

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by jctGamer on Jul 11, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a shame. He was liked…. Hope he wasn’t having personal problems… or health problems, god forbid.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jul 11, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i hope there were no problems there

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve joked about the internet/real life line that should never be crossed… but this is something I think about. The relationships that build on the net are real, though different. What if a person disappears? How do we know what happened? How should we feel? I’ve lost an internet friend and it was really difficult to approach. New to the human experience. Maybe the key is to ignore that reticence to ‘cross the streams’ and just go ahead and embrace internet friends as you would anyone else.

I don’t know. It’s complicated. I hope he’s okay.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jul 11, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yea, dude, i mean for real, that’s kind of a scary thought, i mean, i never actually had a discussion with E ticket, but i definitely have convos with djp, graham, bondslegend, sfguy, those people and i’d kinda get worried after a while to be honest… i know i was gone for a week and i got an email from greatgiantsfan asking what the hell was going on

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howie, on the other hand....

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jul 12, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha, don't bring him into this

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’m a real person

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 12, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You rang?

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by howtheyscored on Jul 12, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh jeeze

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

E said something perceived as inflammatory.

Much judgment and discussion ensued.
E softened his stance.

But people who hadn’t seen the post kept coming at him with fresh righteousness…and he just wrapped his cloak around him and escaped it all.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

dammit - "hadn't seen the post before"

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 12, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think E left because of the "c" word incident.

At least I hope not. If so, E come back!!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Jul 12, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure there was ever anything else in his history here with any amount of backlash toward him.

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Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
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by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 13, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much what i'm saying there

damn, wonder what happened, just didn’t want to do this anymore?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can we delete our account?

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by SFGuy on Jul 12, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea.

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by jponry on Jul 12, 2010 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Drama queen.

good writer though

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by zenbitz on Jul 12, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL awesome Rangers Fans.

Maybe we should trade Lee

for the Yankee package.

by bdavison94 on Jul 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions

I love lonestarball. They hate Molina as much we do now.

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by jctGamer on Jul 11, 2010 11:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LSB has always reminded me a lot of MCC

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by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you usually go to other forums and talk there? or just lurk?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read them when things that are relevant to my interests go down.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

like trades?

not so much a game

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 11, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, trades or trade rumors or something like that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 11, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

just getting info from their teams fans on their

impression of the players

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I sometimes like going to other SBN sites after one of my teams beats their team. I never post, though. Well, unless it’s a field trip game.*

*Some hockey SBN sites set up games where all the posters from both teams go to one team’s site for the first period, the other team’s site for the second period, and then resume former posting habits for the third period. It’s pretty fun learning other sites’ memes (like the St. Louis Blues’ site calls Brad Boyes “NAMBLA”) and meeting new people, provided both fanbases are civil.

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by mymclife on Jul 12, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

THAT IS SWEET!!!!!

i wonder how that’d work out for baseball games. And they really never get hostile on a hockey forum?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d assume it’d be something like the first 3 innings at the home team’s blog, the second 3 innings at the visiting team’s blog, and the final 3 innings (and extras) at your regular blog.

And yeah, it actually works pretty well. People know about it beforehand, and since people aren’t going in solely to troll and it’s reciprocated, posters tend to be a bit more well-behaved and neutral. Still celebrations/disappointment when a goal is scored, but there’s also a lot of recognition of another team’s players. You really learn a lot about the other team.

And then it’s always fun when people who were from a field trip decide to comment on your team’s blog when their team isn’t even playing. Eventually, you have this big group of fans from random teams. Like, there was this one time when Fear the Fin had Blues, Leafs, Coyotes, Canucks, Avalanche, and Capitals fans all posting for a game against the Blackhawks.

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by mymclife on Jul 12, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, i bet you learn alot about the other team and their fans, gain/lose respect, and it’d probably also be interesting when a fight occurs. But it almost feels like you’re at the game with other fans and with fans from other teams, BUT NOT REALLY

Haha, so basically Blackhawk fans were getting RIPPED on? I love it, and plus i’d think that’d be a fantastic idea to try out here for McC, but as far as i know, this seems to be one of the most commented or active forum among the league?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

When fights happen, fans generally just root for a good fight. People are generally pretty good at declaring the winners of fights without bias.

Oh, and the Blackhawks game was during the playoffs, after the Sharks eliminated the Red Wings. Since everyone hates the Wings, they decided to root for the team playing the Wings, and then the team that beat them. It’d be like if the A’s or someone played and eliminated the Yankees in the playoffs, everyone would be rooting for the A’s.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 12, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s a questioning, on fighting, i have a friend back at Miami Ohio, and he was mentioning he read a book about “the art of fighting” for the NHL and was saying there’s a whole “respect” type thing or hidden rules by the players themselves when they fight?

Yea, that is pretty sweet, but i guess it didn’t work out huh? Probably still had fun either way i bet

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, the Code. I just saw that book at a Borders a few days ago. And there definitely is one – like, if an opponent is down on the ice, you stop punching him. You don’t pull hair or bite or go for the groin. If you wear a visor, you take it off before the fight. If you’re fighting to settle some score over a cheap shot, the fight ends it, period. Some guys pat each other on the back after a good fight. That’s just what I know, I’m sure there’s more.

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by mymclife on Jul 12, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

THATS IT, yea, i had no idea about this until my friend told me, that just makes me respect the sport even more, i mean, yea, it’s a fight, but both players know why they’re doing it, to get their team pumped up, but i bet there are times they really get pissed with eachother, but the fight just resolves it.

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. There are some times when a fight doesn’t solve it (see the Red Wings/Avalanche rivalry for the 90s and early 00s), but most of the time it does. It’s like when ZIto hit Fielder with a pitch in spring training in retaliation for the walk-off celebration – it resolved the perceived slight, so everyone can get on with it.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 12, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

holy cow those fights between the wings and alavanche

those were crazy… And yea i definitely get it now when you put it into a baseball perspective, makes perfect sense… just get it over with so we don’t have deal with it no more

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

/hits Buster Posey in the knee.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 12, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how well this would work against NL west rivals.

by Natto on Jul 12, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

How would that be different though with hockey, and rivals in hockey?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, probably not. Most of the field trips are with either the Blues or an Eastern Conference team. Fewer rivalries there.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 12, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

nambla

omg. That is the best nickname I’ve ever heard

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 12, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read this as

“Nambia” and didn’t get it at all although it reminded me of …

“It’s OK to run out of butter in Nambia
Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast”

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by zenbitz on Jul 12, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I go to other blogs just to see what other perspective on a deal that might exist.

by Carlosologist on Jul 12, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

like lately I’ve posting a little at Royals Review (in regards to a DeJesus deal)

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by Gobroks on Jul 12, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Favorite non-McC SBN baseball blog?

LSB is up there with Lookout Landing, Amazin’ Avenue, and Royals Review (and DRaysBay, though I haven’t enjoyed it as much without R.J. Anderson).

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Jul 12, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed winning more games on this road trip than losing!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 11, 2010 11:59 PM PDT reply actions  

A very sucky road trip that started in Colorado got awesome with the sweep in Milwaukee and taking two from the Nats. Now, my wish for the second half is for them to start making up for lost ground. San Diego is bound to drop off and LA is very streaky. I can boldly say that the Giants will be in the thick of the Wild Card race.

by Carlosologist on Jul 12, 2010 12:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Bruce Bochy:

Does it seem to anyone besides me that Bochy is now managing like a guy very much afraid for his job? I don’t keep scorecards these days, so I can’t quote particulars, but time and again over the last week or two my lady or I will exclaim “Lookit—clearly managing for his job.” (Or something to that effect.)

And besides the apparent fear, there may be some anger: playing Posey is good, but not only no more personal caddy for JSanchez, also day game after night game. It’s almost as if he were saying “You want him played? Watch this.”

But maybe it’s just my intense dislike of his overall managing.

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by owlcroft on Jul 12, 2010 2:38 AM PDT reply actions  

I think part of it was that the All Star Break was coming up right after

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by jponry on Jul 12, 2010 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I still see Santiago Casilla and Denny Bautista out there in key 7th inning situations.

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by jctGamer on Jul 12, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

/bochy puts in bautista in one run game with bases loaded and 1 out in the 8th

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 12, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there's a difference . . .

. . . between desperation and folly. Bochy probably believes (almost mistakenly typed “thinks”) that Bautista and Casilla can actually pitch well. More to the case was, as one small example, his pulling Romo and having Wilson pitch for four outs; it’s not as if even if Romo gave up a bomb the game would be lost, and Romo is not Casilla or Bautista. My feeling—and that’s all it is—is that two or three weeks ago, Romo sees at least one more batter in that situation.

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by owlcroft on Jul 12, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never Forget
mlbtraderumors 4 years ago today: Rays trade Aubrey Huff and cash to Astros for Ben Zobrist and Mitch Talbot.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
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by GiantPain on Jul 12, 2010 8:19 AM PDT reply actions  

What’s insane about that trade, is that even with Huff’s awesome year, I’d STILL trade him for Ben Zobrist right now.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 12, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Has any player two players ever been traded for each other twice?

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by jctGamer on Jul 12, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know about in baseball, but Joffrey Lupul and Chris Pronger have.

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by mymclife on Jul 12, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhh

Of course you would. Zobrist is one of the most valuable players in the game, and he’s on a very nice contract. I think the Rays laugh you off the phone if you make that offer.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
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by GiantPain on Jul 12, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re simultaneous deriding me and agreeing with me?

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by rotorueter on Jul 12, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was kind of an odd comment.

I’d trade Huff for a package of players with 1/3 the trade value Zobrist has.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 12, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Agreeing with your substance, deriding your tone. You acted like it was some great revelation that you would STILL trade Aubrey for Zobrist. I was justsay that that is not at all surprising.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
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by GiantPain on Jul 12, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's insane that Zobrist revamped his swing while in Tampa Bay to produce a lot more power

And the Rays got Kelly Shoppach for Mitch Talbot. LOL Astros

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Jul 12, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not hitting for any power at all this year. It’s looking like it was more fluke than anything else.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 12, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that he’s not a very good player, mind you.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 12, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought last year was a fluke, but that he'd maintain at least a .175 or so ISO

I really like his swing and I would wager that he starts hitting for more power the rest of the season (but don’t curse me for trusting MAI EYEZ).

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 12, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rays are good at this.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 12, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant and I see things differently....

….I was watching the same other sport and the idea I came out with was that we should drop-kick our divisional rivals in the chest.

"I don’t know much about sabre-stats but there’s nothing better than white tea and poptarts first thing in the morning" - tk

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by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Jul 12, 2010 8:31 AM PDT reply actions  

NOT THE BEEEZZZ

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Jul 12, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

CBS sports power rankings

I hadn’t checked out this site till today and its actually got some great power rankings. They haven’t updated for this week but it’s got a great paragraph write up on each team and strays away from the ESPN mediocrity. You can check it out at http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/powerrankings, I especially enjoyed last weeks giants entry LOL.

And so the Bengie Molina era ends uneventfully. The Giants did well in the deal, getting two half-OK prospects for a guy whose primary skill was clogging paths — the basepaths in the rare instances he got on, Buster Posey’s path to stardom, etc. … Add “retaliating” to the long list of things the Giants do poorly. They couldn’t even properly plunk Vicente Padilla after the notorious headhunter broke Aaron Rowand’s face earlier this season … And in your weekly Giant-morons update, Bruce Bochy pinch-ran for Buster Posey toward the end of regulation in Sunday’s extra-inning loss, despite having only one other catcher around — a bad one — and despite a roster brimming with 13 pitchers … even though the Giants have strong enough starting pitching to get by with an 11-man staff. Need I mention that the Giants came up short of position players and lost the game? I need not. Once again: If this stupidly managed, stupidly administered team wins anything this year, I’ll give up this column and return to selling knick-knacks on the side of the interstate.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 12, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

So THAT’S who was selling snowglobes on the side of the road past the Airport…

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 12, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

ASG starting lineups

LOL Manuel

NATIONAL LEAGUE
SS Hanley
2B Prado
1B Pujols
DH Howard
3B Wright
LF Braun
CF Ethier
RF Hart
C Y. Molina
RHP Jimenez

AMERICAN LEAGUE
RF Ichiro
SS Jeter
1B Cabrera
CF Hamilton
DH Vlad
3B Longoria
C Mauer
2B Cano
LF Crawford
LHP Price

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 12, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL ryan howard starting…

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 12, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

and hitting cleanup...

against a lefty…

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 12, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Andre Ethier in CF. Fun!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 12, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 0 range outfield

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 12, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Votto>Howard, and it's not even close

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonzalez > Howard and it’s not even close.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 12, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Votto>Gonzalez and that's a fact

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 12, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah

But it’s not like it’s not close.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 12, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Votto: Avg: .314, HR: 22, RBI: 60, OPS: 1.011

Gonzalez: Avg: .301 HR: 18, RBI: 56 OPS: 930

So basically i agree, it’s pretty close, i guess i’ve got my mancrush on Votto still, but i’d definitely rather have him than Adrian, but damn, i’d have either plz

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Petco makes up for most of the difference. But not all of it.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 12, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

For sure, can you imagine Gonzalez at Great American? holy cow…. But it’s pretty impressive what he’s been able to do over at Petco regardless

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ZIMMERMAN

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 12, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obligatory, “WHOOOOOO?”

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 12, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corey Hart more than likely going to the Rays if traded

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 12, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

good

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jul 12, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JEFF FLETCHER

His ranking of the giants on the AOL fan house MLB power rankings from a week ago.

24. Giants | Record: 41-40 | Previous Week: 12
With their fifth consecutive series loss, the Giants have lost 12 of their past 16 games. During that span they’ve scored just 3.5 runs per game, which is probably a little better than you thought. The pitching has been worse, though, with a 4.52 ERA. Don’t expect the loss of Bengie Molina to help the latter. – Jeff Fletcher

Keep pretending the trade of bengia molina hurt the giants you clueless moron, you’re an embarrasment to the bay area and should not be employed.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 12, 2010 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

And yes he ranked the giants below the indians, 24th on the list LOL he must really be upset over the trade.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 12, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengia Molina?

That’s a new one.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Jul 12, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The giants are screwed!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 12, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 12, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He never answered me. =(

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to ratchet up the hate!
LarsTheWanderer @JeffFletcherAOL What will the poor Giants do without Bengie Molina?! How will they ever score runs without their RBI guy?!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schulmans worse

He follows the team everyday and still has no idea whats going on

by DFARowand on Jul 12, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's going on now?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 12, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis….Ishikawa

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on Jul 12, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

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