Post-game thread: Giants lose in Colorado. No, really
Drinking free beer with Taliesin. Where were you? You wouldn't have watched that travesty of a game, that's for sure. Well, we still watched it, but, hey, free beer.
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FTFY
The Molina deal just bought him 5 moreyearsMinutes
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Brain's highlights in the past four years
1. Trading Matt Morris to get out of the bad contract he gave him
2. Trading Bengie to get out of the bad contract he gave him
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 2, 2010 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Not only will he return phone calls,
but he would follow up with emails, texts, FedEx overnight documents, telegrams, carrier pigeons, smoke signals, semaphore, morse code, petroglyphs…
by KrazyKrabMeat on Jul 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
How about David Byrne?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
"Feet on the ground, head in the sky..."
"My My, Hey Hey .... GIDP is here to stay."
Bork Never Sleeps
I'm of 2 minds on this
1: Sabean just made a good move, so maybe we should keep him
2: SSS. Quit while we’re ahead.
For my adventure, I choose #2
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Cease and desist, plz
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Well well well
I don’t know what to say here
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
Not holding out high hopes for Timmy on Friday
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
/obtains notarized copy
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
I think this is a riddle.
The sentence ends in a comma, which you can’t do.
So if you fix it, that would be un-comma-ing the sentence.
Which leaves you with: “Post-game thread: Giants lose in Colorado. Not un-comma.”
Squint your eyes a little, and you get: “Post-game thread: Giants lose in Colorado. Not uncommon.”
I’ve unraveled your riddle, Grant.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
A small town in Arizona
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Damn it, Grant.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL – out-modded.
But he still failed to use closing punctuation. So there’s that.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Grant mails it in again
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
Replace him with newly-competent Sabean.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
i'm waiting for the postgame thread headline where it's clearly just mashed keys.
that’s when i’ll know to find something else to do with my summer.
Because no one wants our bad players
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
f work
let’s drink free beer.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 2, 2010 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions
By the way
Bowker and Pill batting stances equal Nomalicious
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
Here comes Guillen
To kill all the fun
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
There goes Sanchez
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
How many more before Bochy becomes the fall guy?
I’m rooting for that number, whatever it is.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
After Molina getting traded, I wonder if the Giants are going to be quick to make another big move, or stand pat for awhile
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
I hope they don't
It’s pointless to mortgage the future, give up Neal and friend, just so we can finish somewhere around 84 wins, miss the playoffs, have an unprotected first round pick so we can’t think about type A free agent, and not fire Bochy and Sabean.
Please. Just fail spectacularly. Mediocrity is the worst place to be. You either fail hard and get a top 10 pick, or get into the playoffs. I can’t take another year of almost winning.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
That’s how a fan thinks, not a business. They have tickets and garlic fries to sell. They’re going to do what they have to do to stay in the race.
Buster Posey: "I'm a catcher." Brian Sabean: "I'm an idiot."
by rxmeister on Jul 2, 2010 5:37 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I’ve already done it. [2nd attempt]
When the losses pile up it’s Bye-Bye Botchy
If the magic’s more like bad luck, say Bye-Bye Botchy
Torture’s in the making at Willie Mays Park
You bring the torches, I’ll light the spark
If you’re tired of veteran love fests, sing Bye-Bye Botchy!
If the lineup just makes no sense, yell Bye-Bye Botchy!
Listen to the broadcast on KNBR
Cringe at the double plays and crash your car
With the Giants crappy management, it’s Bye-Bye playoffs!
by Merope on Jul 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Rec'd
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
merope's best work
since the off-season rosterbation countdown.
Also, rec’d for noticing that the Giants are 1-8.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 2, 2010 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions
can’t call a game in the big leagues.
by 49erEmpire on Jul 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
/Sabes trades Thomas Neal to Rangers for Bengie.
I know, I know, BANNED
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
I touched on this in the Molina trade thread
But my opinion was lost in the static
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Have to start
consecrating the mound with salt before the game.
Once I adopted Tim Flannery. I've since left him outside a fire station.
LOL Nate
Before Sabean makes a Molina type deal in reverse, he needs to get Bowker up here and play him every day in right.
Buster Posey: "I'm a catcher." Brian Sabean: "I'm an idiot."
by rxmeister on Jul 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Madbum seems a lot more economical than every other Giants pitcher. I guess thats ok
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
I am optimistic. I cant say that about much else on this team
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
"figure some stuff out"
/goes to Bochy and asks him not to play Renteria in his next start.
Buster Posey: "I'm a catcher." Brian Sabean: "I'm an idiot."
by rxmeister on Jul 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I actually enjoyed tonight's game very much
I no longer get frustrated with losses, in fact I was cheering for San Diego to try to make a comeback so we can be further out and give up before the deadline.
Once you stop caring about the wins and losses, it makes it much more enjoyable. I can look at Madbum’s location and see how he approaches CarGone the second time, I saw the way Posey approached his 2nd and 3rd at bat, and I actually was pleased with this game.
I mean, once Madbum was out, there was only one reason left to watch, and that is to see if Posey can get another hit.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
that too. I was noticing that. It’s good for his development though.
I was of the opinion that he needs to spend the year in AAA, but now that I’ve seen him live once and on TV once, I’m convinced it’s better to have him learn in the majors this year.
He is a better pitcher than Jonathan Sanchez.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I dont know If Im in that line yet
But I do think he will be by this time next year
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
When that shit is going down in the 4th(?) inning with the error and the misplay by Uribe, he was never flustered. He is never wayyyy outside or wayyyy inside.
His problem right now is he catches too much of the plate on some pitches, but he is never wild like Sanchez is. Sanchez might have better pure “stuff”, but I really think he is the better pitcher. Right now.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I’ve been impressed with how well he maintains his composure and throws strikes, regardless of what’s going on behind him.
They could be Giants...but not really.
I love pitchers who don't seem to have a panic button
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
To be fair, Jonathan has gotten a lot better dealing with adversity.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 2, 2010 5:21 AM PDT up reply actions
much more enjoyable to watch minus the fat fuck.
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
I can't really disagree with this
but I can be depressed that I thought this season might be different than that. LOL ME
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 2, 2010 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions
10-5 GO/FO ratio w/ an avg velocity of 91~ish on game day
and his breaking stuff looks pretty damn good too. Considering he’s just 20 years old, his projection should be a lot higher than previously though. I, also, think it’s safe to say that we should probably trust the Giants judgement when it comes to pitchers, but that’s where i’ll draw the line.
WTF POSEY!??
only 1 homer today? what a bust
by 49erEmpire on Jul 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Welcome to the majors, Madbum. Get ready to lose a lot of games that aren’t your fault.
Buster Posey: "I'm a catcher." Brian Sabean: "I'm an idiot."
by rxmeister on Jul 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL I want to see a picture of Cain talking to MadBum after being Cain’d
by 49erEmpire on Jul 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
/MadBum sitting at table looking longingly at crowd of reporters at next table…
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
voila
Matt Cain tells Madison Bumgarner how you have to throw shutouts and hit home runs yourself to get wins on this team.

They could be Giants...but not really.
by esseffgeez on Jul 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
I knew someone would come through
by 49erEmpire on Jul 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
FFFFF

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Jul 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
My try

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Jul 1, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Matt Cain tells pitching prospect Madison Bumgarner how to win while pitching for the Giants – “Now don’t try throwing a complete game with no earned runs, trust me, it doesn’t end well. Throwing a 1-hitter doesn’t work either, go ask Sanchez. You need to try harder. You might also want to try hitting home runs when its your turn to bat”
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 2, 2010 5:22 AM PDT up reply actions
"Hey, should I go to the Mets or Yankees"
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 2, 2010 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Madbum looks good
I didn’t think he was ready, but he looks fine. His delivery is very easy and he can hit. So, we’ve got that going for us.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
What a coincidence. Posey catches and nobody throws a wild pitch.
Buster Posey: "I'm a catcher." Brian Sabean: "I'm an idiot."
by rxmeister on Jul 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
But what about the 14 passed balls?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
Don't know if this was discussed in any of the GDT...
Listening to the “Bruce Bochy Show” before the game made my blood boil. He talked about Whiteside getting the bulk of starts at catcher for a while because “he knows the league” and because “the pitchers have been struggling and need a hand to get right.”
It’s like he’s finding every remote reason to keep Posey from behind the plate. With Molina gone, the same lame justifications are now applied to Whiteside.
Bah.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I think this would be hilarious
Sabean sends whiteside down. Bochy plays Pablo at catcher.
Heck with Pablo. Bochy would suit up Torres at catcher.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Huff behind the plate!!
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Bochy might just strap 'em on himself.
"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe
I really hope he gets fired becuase Sabean needs a scapegoat for being 10 games out at the break
Please.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
fuck it
fire him now, remember last year whe the Rockies fired Hurdle and hired Tracy and went on that magical run
Fire Bochy and just give the job to Ron Wotus and if he can’t get the job done
STEVE DECKER IN 2011
by 49erEmpire on Jul 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I wouldn’t be too worried. Bochy will definitely catch heat from the casual fanbase for overplaying Whiteside as they don’t have same delusions of grandeur (like they had with Molina).
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
The good news is
if Bochy said it, he’s sure not to actually do it.
"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe
OMG DUMPING MOLINA DOESN'T MEAN THE GINATS ARE SMARTER
Botchy’s watch isn’t set to the “Buster Time” Zone, no matter how many 1000-comment threads may appear.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 2, 2010 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Botchy's nuts, everybody knows it, including Sabean
melonhead better figure out he’s on a short leash, or he’ll get a Molina message at the end of a plane ride. I figure just about three games under .500 and he’s gone.
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
yeah right
although I do harbor some shred of hope for the “Brain using Bork as a scapegoat” theory.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 2, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL Edlefsen
ought to be pitching with the big club
2 outs in 8th then gave up 2-run bomb, then a solo
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Bowker took 2 walks tonight. He looks good. Edlefsen just gave up back to back homers with 2 outs. Grizz down 6-3. Top of the 9th. Sigh.
Also, Rickey Henderson is the River Cats 1st base coach. He just said hi to Eugenio.
by kdl on Jul 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
sez Rickey:
Hey, brother, do you know you look like Abe Lincoln?
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Rohlinger, on the other hand…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah, not good with the strikeouts. He looked safe at second, though on the play where he argued with the ump, and I had a perfect view.
At first glance, I thought he was out by a mile.
Though it took a good play from Whimberly (who looks like a solid little player, but pretty redundant when it comes to the A’s). Replay showed that it was pretty close. Rohlinger looked really frustrated, as did Bowker on several occasions.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
*Wimberly
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
"Do you have any cocaine?"
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ron Washington at the game?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Jeff Fletcher JeffFletcherAOL
I heard the #Suns told LeBron James if he signed with them he could also manage the #dbacks
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Clearly the intent
Post-game thread: Giants lose in Colorado. Not, don’t be too upset. Now brush your teeth and go to bed, Not. We’re going to your grandfather’s house tomorrow, and we’re leaving early.
Yes, Grampa Not, the one you were named after.
Don’t say you hate him; you don’t mean that.
Well, your father picked out your named, not Grampa, so if you’re going to hate anybody, hate Dad.
Oh, I was just joking. Come on. It’s bedtime. If you hurry to bed, maybe you’ll have that good dream again. You remember, the one about the competent baseball team.
LOL - Eckstein just tied it up in SD with a double.
Little bastard.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
He's a fuckin' basturd
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, let's trade Rowand for him
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
History's greatest monster
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not with Steve Garvey in the picture. And Hitler.
Third greatest monster. At best.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
soon to be 1-16
with ol’ fastball-face catching.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 2, 2010 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh sorry I was rooting for a Bengie pinch hit
Vlad hit into a double play but they called him safe at second.
He’s got the look of a Giant..
Irish beer and Canaduan whiskey don't go well together
But good seeing the folks that made it out to Public House.
Pics to come
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
I hate Canadu so much.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate it as much as Xanadu
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Do not speak ill of Xanathan’s native land.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
That is where he was made?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
According to the sticker.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey yeah,
that was a good time. Biff Pecobora (sp?) is a pretty cool guy.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
Yay, I guess
extrabaggs
Official scorer changed his thought process on fourth inning. Now saying one of Madison Bumgarner’s four runs was unearned.
They could be Giants...but not really.
Little victories, I guess
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
quality start!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Matt Morris would have found a way to win that game
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
wow
BOSTON — Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek, who was supposed to assume everyday catching duties with Victor Martinez on the disabled list with a fractured left thumb, instead is joining Martinez on the disabled list with a fractured foot, a major league source confirmed Thursday night.
WBZ-Channel 4 in Boston was the first to report that Varitek sustained a leg injury and showed footage of Varitek’s charity miniature golf event Thursday night, in which the Sox captain could clearly be seen limping.
Details were sketchy, but a major league source said that while Varitek is expected to miss four to six weeks, it could be less.
Do they want Eli Whiteside?
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Betcha they may have paid more for Molina.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Um their GM actually values OBP and is not retarded.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Yeah, but isn’t their current back-up an even lesser Molina?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Nobody is less than Bengie Molina.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
yeah but they’ll need one more
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
VMart is coming back after the ASB. So I would think that Gustavo Molina and Kevin Cash will do for now, no?
They could be Giants...but not really.
who knows!
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Francona and Epstein, I assume
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Molina is the worst catcher in the majors leagues.
I was promised lasagna.
by Cookyman on Jul 2, 2010 5:03 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Breaking: Rangers trade Molina to Bosox for Pedroia, Yukilis and Cash
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
I hope it kept on goin after the crossing
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
It cracks me up
that even after he’s successfully traded Bengie away, we’re still convinced Sabean is going to screw it up somehow.
"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe
by EliminateMe on Jul 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
it wasn't enough.
apparently bochy is going to start whiteside as much as possible.
No one here gets out alive.
Bochy is loony; flat nuts
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
His nuts won’t be flat until I am done stomping on them.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 2, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions
The entire starting roster with fractured bones.
Can anyone say Vitamin C deficiency? I wonder what could cause that….
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It could be Lupus
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
it’s never lupus
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
except that one time when it was!
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Wait, was it ever? My girlfriend watches that show and we always joke about how it’s never lupus, to the point where the show’s creators have said someday it will be. Did they actually follow through?
Their list of hurt players is pretty nuts:
Beckett, Buchholz, Pedroia, Martinez, Varitek, Hermida, Ellsbury, Delcarmen, Cameron, Lowrie, Tazawa, and Lowell
They could be Giants...but not really.
and yet they are 47-32, 1 and 1/2 games out of first (currently the Wild card leader). I guess their $160,000,000+ payroll helps.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I don't know if you are kidding
but if they would give anything meaningful for Whiteside I’d ship him out yesterday and call up Holm for the rest of the year to back up Posey.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 2, 2010 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Serious question
Whiteside catches Tim tomorrow?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Here we go
Torres CF
Sanchez 2B
Huff RF
Burrell LF
Sandoval 3B
Posey 1B
Renteria SS
Whiteside C
Tim P
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
i wonder how whiteside learned to catch timmy without ever catching him before. hmm… chicken? egg?
No one here gets out alive.
Quad Stacker from Burger King issues
It’s a wonderful restaurant
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
I miss this :(

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Jul 1, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Only if the Giants move to the American League
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I wouldn’t mind if he played SS for us
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Jul 1, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
sl

They could be Giants...but not really.
by esseffgeez on Jul 1, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I was at this game.
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Don't be bitter . . .
. . . I signed on because of random radio signals.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 1, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a shame no one here ever really liked him.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah
From that article that said that no one in the bay area really liked Bonds, and it was all a show.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I actually really liked him
I’m 17 and my first game Barry hit one in the water. Then the next game I saw he didn’t play but somehow I managed to get an autograph!
Likes: SF Giants, NY Jets, Miami Heat, Knicks, Warriors, Syracuse
Dislikes: Dodgers, Lakers, LeBitch, Celtics, Patriots Dolphins, Phins fans
Adoptive Parent of: Travis Ishikawa, best pinch hitter in the MLB
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 2, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Me, too.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 2, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, liked?
I’m not sure I could say I ever liked Barry. He was a good (ya know, kinda) player who played for the team I support, so I rooted for him. Did I like him? Kind of, I guess. Surely more than people of other cities who, in spite of the drug-related transgressions of their own players [ (cough) San Diego (cough) St. Louis (cough) Oakland ], somehow have decided that he’s History’s Greatest Monster.
But I guess I generally don’t get too wrapped up in whether I like the guys on the Giants one or the other. If they’re on the Giants, even if they’re egregious douches like Wilson, I’ll still root for them as long as they’re with the team. Players on other teams, though, that’s another story; once you’re wearing different laundry, all your mildly annoying quirks become mortal sins.
You didn’t like Barry, you liked what he did on the field.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Re Bonds:
The media hated Bonds, and vice-versa; but it is they who have the public ear, and they who created the image of Bonds that many people regrettably go by.
Take a look at some of the resources linked here (several of which themselves have a number of further links).
Bonds was generally very well liked by just about all his teammates (saving JK) on both his clubs over the years.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Heimy did u ever find out if anyone in the Giants organization has even heard of MCC?
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Oh I didn’t know I was supposed to! I know my direct supervisor knows of MCC, not sure who else around there knows
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Man. Instead of coming up to you and introducing myself last Monday, I should have come up to you and said “YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL”. I messed up.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Why is edgar renteria edgar renteria?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
turns 36 august 8th
Sup fresh legs!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Wow
Now that’s what I call range!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Renteria reminds me of a large kitchen appliance
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Look at the good news. If he continues to suck, there is little chance of the Giants bringing him back. If he played great, 100% chance he’s back.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Looks like going to see the Grizz was the right choice.
Beautiful night, pretty decent game. Fresno blew it in the 8th. Bowker looked decent and Velez hit a home run. Not a whole lot else to write home about. Both starting pitchers gave up about a dozen fly balls that died just at the warning track. It was a cool night and the breeze was blowing in. This could easily have been a barn burner.
The best part was the cheap beer and beautiful weather.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Go this weekend. The weather is perfect. Heck, I’ve still got free tickets, if you’re interested.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Didn’t see her. Then again, I didn’t really look. That would be crossing the streams of internet and real life!! She had the best part of the crowd with her, looked like, if I correctly recall where she was sitting.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I think that Bowker did try to kill us both. First he smashes a line drive right into kdl’s area. A few pitches later, he just misses one and hits it straight over the netting behind him, moving at about a million miles an hour. It crackles about five or ten feet past my right side, where a guy leaps and snags it with a bare hand. Best play of the night.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He hit quite a few fouls near me (I was just to the left of the dugout in the front row, which was AWESOME, and only $18), which was funny because it seemed like his friends/family were over there. He looked over there and smiled every time he came off the field, and they were all cheering.
They made him the K-Man (or whatever), which meant that if he struck out everyone got a coupon for free food. He didn’t strike out, though. Take that River Cats.
I was never certain that they were saying ‘free food’. That’s what it sounded like, but that’s such a vague offer. Do they mean Scotch Eggs? A full roast? French fries?! STOP MESSING WITH MY MIND!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Last time I was at a game, the guy actually struck out and we got a coupon for, like, a buy one, get one appetizer. It’s lame.
You can have twice as much crappy food for only half the price!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I like how obvious it is that not watching the game obviously gave us a much superior evening. This thread reeks of depression. Though judging from Grant’s post below, it’s possible that they’re all drunk.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
obvious, obvious
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He was fine. A vrooom issue, I’d imagine.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
At the end of the Grizzlies 7th,
the Cats were very very concerned about Bowker after his two-out walk.
(He was never my student, but he went to the high school I teach at.)
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 1, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll also say that Velez played very well indeed. Made some nice catches in center. Bond showed a good strike zone.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
ASTROS GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
Hopefully no fail by the stros pen.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
5-3 astros now, ty michael bourn 2 run 2 out triple off gregerson.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Bork made some calls
Needed quintero for veteran leadership.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Are we sellers yet?
Is anyone shopping for a Rowand? Maybe for Cliff Lee? HAHAHAHAHA, I’ve finally fucking lost it. Cain 4 Fielder!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 1, 2010 10:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
6-3 stros
suck it padres
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
San Jose Giants Roster Update: All-Star first baseman Brandon Belt has been promoted to Double-A Richmond. Belt hit a league-leading .383 with 10 home runs and 62 RBI’s with the Giants this season. First baseman Michael Ambort returns from Richmond.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
Yay belt
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Brock Bond, Brandon Belt and Brett Pill are a weird collection of names.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The Killer B’s
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 1, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
is a weird collection of names.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
MY SON IS JUST THAT MUCH MORE AWESOME
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Your son is hella cool.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 2, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
WHY ISNT HE TEARING IT UP IN FRESNO
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
for some reason i see Belt as the future 1B and Bond having a shot at 2nd
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
They’ve been having Bond play some 3B lately and he doesn’t look half bad at it. So maybe they might move Pablo back to first if Huff is traded?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 2, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions
well, here’s my thought, after this season they might just send out Huff, and yea, move Pablo to first or pave the way for Belt not next year, but possibly sometime in the next 2 years, because if he plays like this consistently there’s a chance.
Bond? if he’s playing 3rd, that’s saying something, and i can definitely see him at 2nd, since Freddy will soon be on his way out. Last note on first base, what about Brett Pill
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense if they do that.
And part of me wonders if they’re having Bond play some 3B so he could be traded as a utility infielder, but, meh. I think he could be useful in SF once Renteria’s gone and Uribe might not be back either.
Brett Pill isn’t exactly the greatest first baseman in terms of defense out there, but he’s good. He can put up good numbers and whatnot. He’s got some power and I can see him being a 5th or 6th place hitter.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 2, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions
haha, see now that would just make papa Bond sad :( but yea, who knows, that could be an interesting deal there, you may be onto something. Rent/Uribe will be gone by next season leaving holes at 3rd maybe, and Short, RF will be filled with someone like a Neal in the future.
LF? I guess is up for grabs. Well, with Pill, i think that he could definitely continue to improve on his defense, and yea, from what i’ve seen from both Bond and Pill, they’re kinda consistent
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Same here. Bond’s one of my favorites down in Fresno. But, yeah. If they can have Bond play some games at short this year and see if he’s capable of playing the position, he could replace Rent/Uribe next season unless there’s a better alternative.
And yeah, both Bond and Pill have good approaches at the plate. I could see Bond being the leadoff hitter next year. He has meh/okay speed, but, man, that current OBP is pretty. If they do make it to the bigs, I hope they can maintain the consistency they have right now.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 2, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s a good question for everyone here at McC, who in the minors is at least capable of filling that hole at SS?
I was just looking at their stats, seems like Bond’s a slap hitter, Pill’s more of a slugger, both with similar OPS and Bond with a higher OBP? If they do make it to the bigs, i’ll agree, i hope they can maintain consistency, but also they could be just back ups in the majors at this point
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I was going over the rosters for both Richmond and Fresno and I think it’s possible that Manny Burriss could play SS up in SF.
Yeah, that’s pretty much what Bond is. He’s the kind of guy who gets on base a lot, by way of a single or a walk. He has very little power, though. And Pill is definitely the slugger kind. He’s no Bowker, but he’s got a good amount of power. Hopefully both of them at least get a reasonable shot at proving what they’re worth next season.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 2, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Burriss… i’m not THAT into the guy but 2nd chance would be granted…
Bond seems like a Freddy Sanchez type player. And that is pretty awesome to hear, i mean, they probably wont be up here until the september call up but it’d be very interesting to see what they could bring to the team at the next level
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, I haven’t been too impressed by Burriss’ stats, but, meh. SSS. If he can prove to be a decent enough player until, say, Crawford is ready to play in the bigs, I can dig it.
Hah, I didn’t even realize that he could be a Mr. F kinda guy, but now that you mention it. And I really hope they both get called up in September and kick lots of ass, lol. But that’s just me being biased since I love this season’s Grizzlies.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 2, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Yea, i agree, i mean, if they can find someone though via trade or FA i’ll take it for the time being, until Crawford is ready!!
Isn’t Pill already on the 40 man roster? Not sure about Bond, and YEA YOU ARE BIASED, what would you being saying if you were in San Jose attending san jose giants games?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yep, Pill’s on the 40 man, but Bond isn’t. And, LOL, if I were in San Jose, I’d probably keep talking about how awesome Belt is. (Although, I just realized I get that Comcast Hometown channel, so I’ll probably be paying more attention to the SJ Giants now.)
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 2, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions
WELL
Good luck to the kid out in Richmond, i really hope him and Neal power that team big time, and then we’ll be seeing both in Fresno… Keischnick, Neal, Belt? lots of power there
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Agreed. And I hope Sabean doesn’t fuck up anything because I really want to see all that power up in SF eventually. And hopefully they can maintain that power.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 2, 2010 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Let's throw a big riot party outside his house then
kidding, but not about the party part
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL
A free food and drinks party, then?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 2, 2010 2:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Good for him!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YAY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
reply fail
This was meant for Belt’s promotion.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 1, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster Posey is not the every day catcher
"Whitey has caught some of these guys more. Early on, he may get more starts. We need to get this rotation back on the level. That’s not to say Buster can’t do it, or won’t be back there. I’m going to use them both. With Buster, it’s not a case where he’ll go and catch every day. He’ll still play some at first base."
Can we fire this guy nao?
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Sounds like the words of someone with rapidly diminishing job security
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL "don't worry guys..."
Buster is only playing 1B to rest his legs in Fresno.
Buster is only playing 1B to keep Molina in the lineup.
Buster is only playing 1B to rest his legs in Colorado’s thin air.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 2, 2010 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Not really new but FWIW
This will not be a popular move among the fan base, but the way Bruce Bochy explained it to us, he doesn’t want to rush Posey into the everyday grind of catching when he’s basically been a full-time first baseman for more than a month.
I asked Bochy to rank his five starters, in order, from easiest to catch to most difficult.
Bochy began his answer by saying, "Not to skirt the question, but…"
Then he sort of skirted the question. But he still gave an interesting answer:
"Whitey has caught some of these guys more. Early on, he may get more starts. We need to get this rotation back on the level. That’s not to say Buster can’t do it, or won’t be back there. I’m going to use them both. With Buster, it’s not a case where he’ll go and catch every day. He’ll still play some at first base."
That said, Brian Sabean said that "obviously, Buster will catch more than he’ll play first base."
They could be Giants...but not really.
Ooops, sorry, the ? was supposed to be a period. I would rank them as:
Cain
Zito
MadBum
Lincecum
Sanchez
They could be Giants...but not really.
Though disclaimer: I really haven’t seen a lot of MadBum, just a couple of games.
They could be Giants...but not really.
I dont think any of them are hard to catch, these are just my rankings based on demeanor, experience, and attitude
I just dont know enough about Madbum yet
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
it obviously comes down to Timmeh, who had a mancrush on Bengies bewbs
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Hey Bork, he's only been playing first base because you wouldn't let him catch!
Fucking retard.
by speckops on Jul 1, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
win
Your San Francisco Giants: Incapable of Understanding Position Value Since 2002
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 2, 2010 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Molina is confident Posey and Lincecum would form a solid battery in time, but at the start, it will be up to the Cy Young winner to take the reins.
“I had to get used to it, too,” Molina said. “Timmy will have to be the driver. He’ll have to show Buster what he can and cannot do, and by the third or fourth outing he’ll (Posey) have a better idea of how he pitches and what he likes to do.”
Lincecum said: “I’m not worried about it. This game makes you adapt. Just know whoever is behind the dish on a given day is there for a reason.”
They could be Giants...but not really.
for god's sake
How many catchers has Tim thrown to in his life? How many has Cain? Pitchers and catchers change teams all the time.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 2, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Whee

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
how come no one ie talking about the free whiskey at the public house? that. Place has good sandwiches too don’t you know, and they had free crown Roy al tonight. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE. We talked about stuff, you know, life and stuff, and now I’m posting from a phone on the train, isn’t that WILD? Talk about things you wouldn’t.have thought about ten years ago! I’d like to give a shout out to my peeps in the 650…I’m comin home LOL.
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 1, 2010 10:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 12 recs
LOL Dunk Grant.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Drunk me too apparently.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FULL OF ALCOHOL!!!! I WANNA DO IT!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL
Kevin Pucetas: well, he's not Todd Wellemeyer!
by Sammy Danger on Jul 1, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Drunk Grant is drunk.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 1, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
All men become roosters . . .
. . . when they drink whiskey.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 1, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds pretty wild.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Goddammit!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet Grant used the opportunity to rub elbows with baseball nerds he already knew.
by biff pocoroba on Jul 2, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I could not have put together a more perfect comment than this
Grant, YOU ARE AWESOME, i’m surprised you actually made it alot more readable than whatever i could write if i were drunk on this board… But seriously, i bow down to you!
i need to come back on here more often after drinking and start posting
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Those posts tend to be more angry.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
i guess i just get angry drunk but don’t really mean it towards anyone… however, over the internet, nobody would be able to tell if it’s sarcasm or not
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Kind of humorous actually. More entertainer than some angry posters here.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
*entertaining not entertainer
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 2, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I gave it an 8.5 out of 10
If he’d busted out an “I LOVE YOU MAN”, it woulda been a 10.
"Matt Cain's better at this than I've ever been at anything in my life. He's better at this than you'll ever be, at anything. Matt Cain has a gift. He has a gift, and when you acknowledge that, then maybe we will have something to talk about."
finally the truth comes out
posting from a phone
Double phone-it-in FTW!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 2, 2010 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions
this makes me think
we need to do some sort of tore GDT, where everybody who does drink gets pissed as the game goes on. Those who don’t drink can just have something to make fun of the rest of us for later.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
There used to be a drinking game … might be a good time to drag that baby back out, and update the rules.
Double switch? take a drink!!
GiDP? take 2
Opposing team hits a homerun with a 2-2 count and 2 outs? take another…
Panda falls on the basepath? ….
Looking at that … there really doesn’t need to be a whole lot of updating.
Damn this team is depressing.
GiDP? take 2
I will not participate in any game that results in alcohol poisoning.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 2, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Padre post-game guy just called eli whiteside "really young"
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
He said “Going with their rookie catcher who’s really young and eli whiteside who’s also really young”. He went on to say the giants should have made that move 2 months ago, but bochy is a idiot homer towards useless veterans.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
$#!#$$@%@
30 is not young, in baseball years. Sheesh.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 2, 2010 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions
FYI
Michael Main is the player to be named later in the Bengie trade
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions
BREAKING
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dont know if people saw the fan post so I put it here. More in dept conversation there
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
poop
They'll win tomorrow...
Tomorrow: They'll win tomorrow...
by howtheydidntscore on Jul 1, 2010 11:24 PM PDT reply actions
WHO ARE YOU
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 1, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait what
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 2, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I WANT TO LIVE!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 2, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Also, I appear to be quoting the wrong episode.
Stupid The Original Series.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 2, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I was positive it was the one where Kirk was split in two until I looked it up.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
How many duplicate crew member plots can a show really pack into 79 episodes, anyway?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 2, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
:)

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh, my.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 2, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
http://www.fanpop.com/spots/star-trek/videos/6721894/title/star-trek-want-live
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
That’s beautiful.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 2, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes I forget
just HOW bad an actor Shatner is.
"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe
Also, Buffy reference.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 2, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
That sucked
Yay Michael Main
/keeps repeating
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
This loss didn't bother me
Because Molina IS GONE!!!!!
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Didn’t bother me because I didn’t watch it, yay! And no Giants games all weekend!
Fix it while I’m gone, fellas.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh noz
Facebook is recommending Bud Light and Glenn Beck?! WHAT DOES IT KNOW??
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I should direct you to my "Fun with Giants Facebook" series.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Cold Hard Facts segment on ESPN
They did a “Patience or panic” for 6 teams asked to Aaron Boone. He said for the Giants “patience”.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Aaron Boone is a fucking idiot.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m sort of past the panic stage
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 1, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
/shift-A
I’m sorta glad I didn’t really see most of the game.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 11:51 PM PDT reply actions
went to the fresno game in sacto, where i live, and no im not a tweaker, my girlfriend isnt fat. heehee they did make bowker the strike out man for a bar in sacto, the streets of london, free food if he wiffes. no strikeouts though!!
i felt bad for fresno’s starter becouse the reliver who came in choked up two opposite feild homers. but the worst part of the night was when i got in my car and heard pissed people on knbr with fp, i knew the giants had lost. i hate bochy so much, if he starts whiteside im gunna hurt somone. i want the giants to lose just so they fire that retard. in 2 starts with madbum, posey catching, he has failed to put the best team on the feild.
ohh and i checked the giants team hitting and sf is ranked 29th in extra base hits, so sad
Its not easy being a giants fan
Only one of those homers was oppo, but yeah, I feel you. It was a good game, and wow, what a lovely evening.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
i thought they were both lefties hitting them out to left, maybe i was wrong, and yeah wasnt to hot in sacto tonight.
Its not easy being a giants fan
Chris Carter hits from the right side. Maybe the cheap beer clouded your memory? ;) Welcome to MCC, be at peace.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
thanks yeah, my first ever post here. great site, and i dont feel so alone in my harsh opinions of management.
Its not easy being a giants fan
You’re not alone in that, but I would work on your reply button skills. It’s that little orange word just beneath the a given post. Some folk become irate if it is not used properly.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
*a given
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This post is a mess, but I’m glad it did its job.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
OT
The Sharks new player sounds like a sushi roll.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Yo, What up everyone? how’d the game go
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I only listened to it on KNBR, but toward the end it sounded like toad fuckery.
But MadBum pitched well and Buster hit a home run.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 2, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Yea, i was going more on a VISUAL performance, but i did also listen to the game on the way up here. Then took a shower once i got here, all the sudden it’s 7-3, and i just said WTF, so i left and made some steaks for some girls
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Ahah, yeah, I was just about to go watch some, uh, highlights of the game to see for myself how it was.
Wait, dude, don’t you have a girlfriend? (I’m joking, I’m joking.)
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 2, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Yea, i might just watch some of Bumgarner’s start and that’s about it…
my girlfriend might be more popular here than giants, in terms of what’s being talked about by me
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m kinda not surprised, since the Giants have been made of fail lately and your girlfriend is a much more interesting topic.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 2, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha, yea, pretty much the giants really determine my attitude when it comes to how i act sometimes, like at this point i’m more in a WHATEVER state of mind, but when they’re goin good it’s more happy
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL, yeah, same here. I really just … don’t care as much anymore, or I haven’t let it get to me as much as it used to. Plus, I’m still in a state of glee knowing that Molina’s with the Rangers.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 2, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha, TRY TALKING YOUR GIRL/GUY ABOUT IT, it’s impossible, they think i’m friggin nuts. The response i get, “Oh well, that’s cool, i dunno why you care so much, it’s just a game” i almost drove my car off I-505
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Ahah, yeah. My parents do not get it at all and they’re always like, “Why are you getting so pissed? It’s just a game. You really don’t have to get all worked up about it.” Same thing with some of my friends. But my brother, he’s an A’s fan, but I usually just ramble on about how pissed I am and he tolerates it, lol.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 2, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha, so you understand! it’s challenging!!! But even if he’s an A’s fan, you can just at least talk baseball and watch a random game and be like “WTF PABLO!!!!” like i did tonight with my step bro talking about how Gonzalez from the Padres (he’s a pads fan) should be in the All Star game with Votto and Pujols
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Ahahah, yeah, exactly! He knows how shitty Bochy and Sabes are so sometimes he asks me how the hell they have jobs, lol. But we talk baseball a lot, which is cool. He even knows a lot of the MCC memes and he’s a regular poster over at AN.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 2, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHA, see that is just awesome! I kinda try to use some of the MCC sayings with my girlfriend, and she’s all “what’s sarchasm? spell it right” or “teh awesomest?” or “U R 5???” or even “NO U” i use that and she comes back with “me what?”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL, seriously. This stuff flies over most of my friends’ heads and they’re like, “what in the WORLD are you talking about?” But not with my brother. Usually, if I tell him something Bochy said, he’ll respond with “BORK.”
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 2, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHA, ur bro is awesome then, i mean, let’s be honest though, you don’t have to be a part of the McC to be like me telling you, YOU IDIOT!!!, and then coming back and telling me, “NO U!” not that hard… guess it can be… most of the time i’m talking like a 5 year old with her, and it’s funny because for the first time ever i talked sports with her, and it was about LEBRON FUCKING JAMES, AND SHES FROM CLEVELAND
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Ahahaha, yeah, for a kid brother, he’s pretty awesome. But, seriously. An argument like that is pretty common for, like, preschoolers to know. It’s that level of juvenile. And, oh, good gravy, LeBron.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 2, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions
And i’d probably say pretty smart on his baseball. And yea, i’m pretty sure everyone of us here has been through those kind of arguments, it’s just downright funny. AND I KNOW, FUCKING LEBRON, PLEASE, ESPN TELL ME MORE ABOUT WHATS UP, WHAT’D HE EAT, WHEN’D HE GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!? and she’s all, so what? he’s awesome
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, I introduced him to baseball and taught him basic stats like OBP and WHIP. Now he’s looking up all this sabermetric stuff and I’m like, “oh, geez, I’ve created a nerd.” And, foreals, man, that shit’s hilarious.
LeBron is becoming this summer’s Favre. WHAT’S HE DOING NEXT WHERE’S HE PARKING HIS CAR OH WAIT HE JUST STOPPED TO BUY SOME STARBUCKS. STFU, ESPN. I mean, yeah, he’s a good basketball player, but the media can stop fapping about him right now.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 2, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT, BIG NERD, he’s even worse than me, and i don’t even pay attention to all that shit, like i rely on people here to gather that shit up.
LEBRON!! FAP FAP FAP FAP… but yea, it’s bad, can you imagine him though playing football? OH MY
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Hahaha, I know, right? But at least I know who to go to if I need to look up FIP or something.
OH GEEZ NO. I don’t even want to THINK about how bad the media coverage would be if he were a football player. He’d be every fuckin’ headline on ESPN news.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 2, 2010 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Dear Giants baseball "team",
Please stop losing. your making yourselves unbearable to watch everyday. yet i continue to watch. i hate you. make me love you again.
LincecumFTK
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
Uh
Sorry about the goatse up there.
I would have deleted it earlier, but it really was just coming up as Mirror!Spock for me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I thought the horrified comments were joking :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
What did the picture change to? I never saw anything but Spock with a beard.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 2, 2010 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Goatse
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh wait, yeah, that’s what everyone’s been saying. I need to wake up.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 2, 2010 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions
It also would have helped register if I’d known what goatse was before now. It really just looks like a typo for goatee when you’ve only been awake for a half hour and you posted a picture of a goatee.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 2, 2010 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess I’ll only post pictures from my own photobucket from now on then.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 2, 2010 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions
You really shocked me, I was at work and had to quickly click the subject line. I was like, hey mods…wait a sec, howie posted that? Uh….don’t know what to do….
/banned
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 2, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions
oh super
howtheygoatsed photobucket
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 2, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought there was some weird Internet thing I didn’t know about where people hated MirrorSpock….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 2, 2010 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions
You need to send a gif to yourself now
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 2, 2010 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions
And pull some stats out of it.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 2, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought it was some sort of personal message from Howie to me
so I went over to his house and smashed his windshield. sorry Howie.
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Giants are 0-6 in games mad bum has pitched in
LOL cain’d from the left side.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
After reading baggs post game, I’m glad edgAARP is now getting the bengie molina homer treatment. Why bring up the useless slug with no range dragging the team down? He was responsible for 2 of the 4 runs tonight, and failed miserably at the plate. Hopefully the beat writers start the edgAARP hate, or he’ll get another 70+ starts this year.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
You're guaranteed a win when you're 7 and 8 hitters are hitting 1-2 LOL BORK BORK
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
won't happen while he's hitting .320
or .310
or .300
or .290
or. 280
or .270
or .260
If Edgar went 1-28 over the next 2 weeks, he’d still look pretty good compared to last year.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Which is probably what is going to happen. I hope he packed his parachute for this road trip. He is going to need it.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 2, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
O/T: My favorite pic from the Grizz game last night

He looks like he’s in a t-ball game.
Also, Yeah Joey! is listed as the starter for tonight, which is weird because I heard he was in San Jose.
No caption?
“Why does this thing leak baseballs so bad? I don’t see any holes in it”
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 2, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Listening to that right now, had to turn off KNBR after I heard a “Mark derosa show” commercial on KNBR like it’s some good must listen to show. I like how they mention the angry e-mails about buster posey right off the bat, WEST COAST BIAS YO!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I don’t think Ralph and Tom should be allowed to do those shows ever again. It seems every player they got to do those shows ended up being traded, injured, sucking, being a jackass or any combination of the above.
So I guess we're paying mark derosa 6 million this season to do a radio show no one listens to
LOL GIANTS
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
WOW
These guys are saying the molina trade was a bad idea, LOL ESPN RETARDS. Anyone who thinks the giants trading molina hurt them is probably from the same law of thought as “Bengie is a great catcher, calls a incredible veteran game better than anyone in the majors, one of the best defensive catchers in the game”. They at least respected your e-mail when they could have sounded as dumb as the guys on MLBN, I liked that they said molina should have never been signed and posey should have started the year catching.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
were you the first letter or the second?
or both, you sly dog
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
he didn’t really address any of my points. Other than backtracking on Posey’s catcher ERA.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
edgAARP the future hall of famer definately helping borks job security
Renteria came off the dl may 22nd and bork immeditially put him back in the starting line up (after saying he’d be a bench player). The giants proceeded to get swept by oakland in one of the defining series of bruce bochys pathetic management. The giants then barely won 2 out of 3 against the nationals and gAARP took place in lincecums first L He then had one of his graham cracker like hamstrings get hurt while jogging to first. He then came back for the first game of the toronto series, promptly inserted as a every day starter after bochy said he’d be a bench player. Since renteria returned the firs tagme of the toronto series the giants are 3-10 and have only scored more than 3 runs twice. Since returning from the DL, renteria has 2 XBH’s, 1 RBI, 1 run scored, and has cost this team nearly as many runs as they’ve scored just by his defense alone. Renteria is killing the giants, bench this old lazy no range peice of shit and get ready to send bork on a early vacation.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Edgar hit .400 in May and .344 in June
Torres and Sandoval are the worst offenders in the curent slide.
Torres in June .237/.345/.392
Sandoval in June .234/.305/.340
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Mmm pablos weight isn't affecting him he's healthy and plays fine at his weight its normal
Yeah ok giants.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
A 737 OPS combined with excellent defense in CF is not terrible.
A 645 OPS from Sandoval, though, is very disappointing.
"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe
the Giants have other HR sources this year
but Torres’s inability to keep his OBP over .370 as a speedy table-setter hurt the offense significantly worse the last 2 weeks
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
WOW
3-10 since he’s back? How the hell does Bochy get away with this shit?? Bay Area media needs to step up and come down on this guy, can you imagine this happening in another major market?
Thanks to people like gary radnich who say “Hey the giants are fine they are only 5.5 games back, keep me entertained into september and i’m happy you can’t just say they suck they are right in this thing!!!!” the bay area will always accept mediocrity and not call out pathetic signings and retarded managing decisions. If we had real sports talk hosts working on KNBR that actually spoke the truth about the giants, things would be a lot different. Instead the giants front office and owners think everyone is in love with the giants and as long as the seats keep filling and the panda hats keep selling larry baer and bow tie bill don’t give a fuck whats on the field.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Most of it’s crap. Damon Bruce can be a little more honest and actually call the front office out. But you’re right, until the attendance starts to drop, nothing is going to change
Damon is the only one who has the balls to speak even a ounce of truth
Every single other KNBR “Personality” reads the pre-prepared larry baer e-mails on what to say and what to not say, and constantly try to play it off like the giants aren’t flawed and are in this thing!!!. The biggest issue right now is bruce bochy is extremely butt hurt over the bengie molina trade so he’s going out of his way to field the worst possible line up. Yesterday for example, bochy uses his 7 and 8 hitters as the 1-2 punch in the line up.. Bruce bochy yet again manages the giants into another loss. He even spices it up even more with his borkian ways by using mota for the 4th day in a row in a high leverage situation. The guy is turning 37 years old soon, get a fucking clue bochy and jump off a bridge to save us from more embarrasment.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Career Ownage
Rowand was 6-17 vs Aaron Cook (now 7-20)
Renteria was 8-16 vs Aaron Cook (now 8-19)
SSS?
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
LOL BORK
Basing managerial decisions on dated SSS numbers and hunches since 2008. Sub .500 record as a manager, LOL 2 YEAR EXTENSION.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Ok, He came back on June 19 and his slash is:
.306 .375 .389
Anyone on the team even CLOSE to those numbers since June 19?
Most of the guys I checked are near the Mendoza line.
Uribe is
.143 .213 .286
over the same span.
I’m assuming that’s who you’d rather see and, seems to me, Uribe has had a few bad plays in the field including one last night behind the bag at 2b and one in Cincy that cost them big time.
Uribe hasn’t been flawless since june 19th, but he’s been forced to play every single day and was a monster before his recent slide. Uribe has been great, he’s getting paid jack shit, and he’s doing more than renteria has done for the giants in 2 years in just the first half of the season. Sure uribe has had some bad plays at 3rd and 2nd, but at short he looks like elvis andrus compared to lazy ass mother fucking edgar renteria the 35 year old bum. Not to mention he’s actually produced at the plate, where as renteria has just dinked no one on 2 out singles and drove in 1 run and scored 1 run since his return.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I love how you guys bring up his salary when talking about his performance. IT’S IRRELEVANT NOW. He’s on the team, he’s paid for, get over it. Same with Rowand, the salary doesn’t matter when they’re on the field. Stop being a hater.
The play in Cincy, Uribe choked was at SS.
In any case, the Giants are doing zip at the plate and you guys are picking on the one guy that’s actually got a few hits lately. Meanwhile Uribe is something like 1-15 lately with runners in scoring position.
The whole team is in a hitting funk and you’re picking on one guy. Hello?
Renteria made 3 pathetic errors yesterday and was only charged for one. He was responsible for 3 runs yesterday, did nothing at the plate, and continues to drag this team down seeing as its 3-10 since his return. Sure he’s not all to blame since a lot of bats are more dead than bruce bochys brain. Doesn’t help that your big money short stop is touted as a essential part of the team and starts everyday after bork said he’d be a bench player, when he should be riding the bench nurshing his graham cracker hammys. A lot of things are going wrong for the giants, edgar renteria is one of them and he should only start against lefties and thats that.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Well, let’s see. Renteria is hitting .324 RISP.
And v RHP Uribe is
.257 .307 .457
Renteria is
295 .337 .341
You just hate him because of his salary while Uribe is a hero because he’s cheap.
It’s not like he’s forcing someone to the bench that’s hitting the heck out of the ball.
But his defense sucks, he costs pitchers runs and they know it. This puts even more pressure on them, the numbers are flawed becuase of the fewer numbers of AB’s Renteria has had. I can’t believe your sticking up for a slow,35 year old (at least) with bad hamstrings and terrible range. The giants aren’t going to hit themselves into the playoffs, they need to pitch, get quicker and play almost flawless defense.
then show us a better alternate SS
Uribe has lesser range, but he has the far better arm. If you watched the game yesterday you saw he’s playing with an injured leg. Uribe needs to play less often not more.
Ergo, more Edgar.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Yeah because Uribe is a svelte gold glover with tons of range. He’s just as bad in the field as Renteria, maybe less range.
I’m not sticking up for Renteria as much as I’m saying you’re not rational picking on the one guy that has a decent slash since this slump started. He is what he is. He’s not great, but they don’t have a lot of options.
If he was making $1 mil you would be saying what a bargain he is. You hate him because the Giants over paid for him.
The giants are pretty fucking blah
It helps that this franchise is centered around the big money bats of aaron rowand, edgar renteria, and the new game changing slugger addition of mark derosa.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
If he was making $1 mil
“you guys” would cut him and not continue to give him second, third, and fourth chances to break into the starting lineup.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 2, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Bonkers
Edgar made only 1 error yesterday because it was ONLY ONE ERROR. Your complaint is essentially that balls he can’t field because he’s not Omar Vizquel should be ruled as errors. That is utter derangement.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Just like those were all wild pitches to bengie, NOT PASSED BALLS AND THE SCORER SAYS SO!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Those wild pitches were WILD PITCHES
a passed ball is a “catchable” ball that was not caught. The issue with the Giants pitchers is that they throw too many balls that hit in FRONT of the plate. Those pitches were not catchable, but many were blockable. A block preventing an advance by the runner, would save the pitcher from a WP, but that requires an exceptional effort. The issue with B-$ is that you can’t count on him for exceptional efforts at this stage of his career.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I believe an advancing baserunner has to figure into the definition.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
thank god
I’m certainly glad he’s DHing.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 2, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Is this where we talk about soccer?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 2, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions
I think I will join you. Or you could make a new thread. Do that.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 2, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF MEROPE!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 2, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Make a new thread for tomorrow’s matches I think. Since it’s a weekend more people will be watching… plus it’ll be Germany and Argentina…
Whatevs
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 2, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Get back from lunch, turn on KNBR
First thing I hear is fitz saying torres is a “average 4th outfielder” and needs to be coming off the bench with rowand starting everyday, after all rowand is 9 for his last 21!!!!!
lol retard
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Is Lincecum’s ERA really only 3.13?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 2, 2010 12:15 PM PDT reply actions
Feels like he’s having such an awful year, yet he’s 8-3 with a 3.13 era. What’s also crazy is he was fucked over by the box score homers many times when things should have been called errors / passed balls but weren’t. If timmy was box score pampered like every other high profile pitcher in the MLB, his era would be around 2.6.-2.7.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Fat boy chamberlain strikes again
I pity all of you who selected him as a pokemon with the ENDLESS espn OMG CHAMBERLAIN IS GONNA WIN A CY YOUNG ONE OF THE BEST PITCHERS IN THE GAME hype before the season started. Funny how that hype happend before the 2008 season, and the 2009 season as well. I guess if you’re a yankee the hype never ends even if you’re a straight up huge bust blowing games like you’re names armando benitez..
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

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