Game Thread: FFF
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT
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Great job, MadBum
Sorry about Edgar’s D
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Redgar Hauer.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I am very scared of what Helton and Huff may be talking about at first.
Especially with the facial expression Helton was wearing.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
“Did you see the new goatee magazine”
“Yea it was epic man.”
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is Todd Helton always the centerfold in those magazines?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
“Rent any good porn lately?”
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 1, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
He hit last inning
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Caption box can’t handle the f’s
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
They go on for a while.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFF
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I want that bobblehead
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
That bobblehead looks kinda freaky. And not in a haha pun sort of way.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Nightmare starting freaky.
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
i like these news ads
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
thats offensive
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jul 1, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
The obviousness of the photoshopping?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
she had man hands
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
MY POKEMONZ! LET ME SHOW YOU
So I took over my brother-in-law’s keeper NL only fantasy team last week. The infield allows for two Middle and Two corner infielders.
My first move was to add Gaby Sanchez via FA. I just traded him straight up for Tulo.
Also I traded Bay, Cantu and Chapman for Blanks and Hanley. I HAVE THE BEST SS IN THE LEAGUE AND I CAN PLAY BOTH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
I'm going to the next angel Ranger game in OC
I want to make a sign of a giant hamburger or something for Bengie.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL BURRELL VROOOOM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SPEED
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 1, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
LOL MOLINA
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Wait...
Wait… that was the other team!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Still processing….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Burrell with the VROOOM
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 1, 2010 7:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Torres has to run
please Pablo no grounder right at an INF
Shouldn’t Torres be out?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
Nice baserunning Torres
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 1, 2010 8:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Panda wanted the double play
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
PLEASE GET A HIT JUAN PLEASE GET A HIT
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 1, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
Damn
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 1, 2010 8:02 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
all last month too. Although Uribe still got plenty of RBI.
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 1, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
9th inning heroics, it is
/crazy talk
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 1, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie Molina update
still gone
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 1, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
still fat
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
still sulking
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
still a scapegoat
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 1, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
OT
at the padres game, and there’s a hotel or building or something 3 blocks away thats on fire. lots o smoke.
I wish it was at the ballpark
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey's due up next inning
So we have a chance
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jul 1, 2010 8:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Has everyone seen these quotes by bengie on being traded?
You know me, my life has always been uphill.
For me, I don’t understand it. Because the key is the catcher. He controls the team and the pitching, especially young teams, that has to be the key.
But at the same time, you have to see it like the GM and owner probably see it: that they want me out of there.
No one here gets out alive.
call the wahbulance
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Hold on my son is crying.......
Never mind it was Bengie.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You know me, my life has always been uphill
That’s because you’re so fucking fat that the ground is constantly sinking around you.
by sarf_london_niner on Jul 2, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
i hate it when an outfielder just watches a ball drop lazily in front of him
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Pat would have gotten it
or stabbed at it at least
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
lovely.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Slow GDT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
This is fun
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Great!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
With Mota pitching...
that doesn’t surprise me in the least.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Man.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
“Yeah, but when a fence comes up at ya, ya gonna climb that fence.”
“I climb fences when I got fences to climb,” said Tom.
Casy sighed. “It’s the bes’ way. I gotta agree. But they’s different kinda fences. They’s folks like me that climbs fences that ain’t even strang up yet- an’ can’t he’p it.”
I was promised lasagna.
i'm glad you found it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Estragon: Nothing to be done.
Vladimir: I’m beginning to come round to that opinion.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Git on it, Ginats!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Giants search for a dependable 8th inning pitcher continues...
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Well, that’s my cue to go to bed. Goodnight, all.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
So
High Fidelity is on Hulu for free, and is 1000x better than this game.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/155868/high-fidelity
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I hate this team. I hate myself for loving this team.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
This might help
It took some bad games by Bengie to get out, maybe this will help get Aaron out of town
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Oh my god…
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Damn
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
Damn it, Molina.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
According to Miller...
That was more Huff’s fault for the throw way up the line. Posey had no opportunity to catch and protect the ball. He was still reaching for the ball when Olivo crashed into him.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
The weakest of their beers.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
That's quite an elaborate lie...
He went into quite a bit of detail describing exactly what happened there.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
But the mitt was still fully exposed to the base runner
A catcher’s mitt isn’t like other baseball gloves. A catcher needs to secure the ball with both hands or against his body. Posey had no time to do this. It was pretty good odds that Olivo would knock the ball out of Posey’s mitt.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
yeah, I'm not saying he should have held onto it
I’m just saying it was indeed caught and in the mitt
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Molina would have tagged Olivo and got him out
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Soooooooo anyways…..is there some kind of mararthon something or other on tonight that we can live-blog it together?
sounds like someone is off for summer:)
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, major leaguers are supposed to hold onto the ball
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
ok. The guy slamming into his mitt a millisecond after he caught doesn’t really matter?
by Into the Void on Jul 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Russell Branyan, Jermaine Dye ,adam Dunn , blah blah blah
how about one fucking hitter that the opposing team might fear? how about it Sabean?
oh yeah
That’s why they aren’t even in the league.
by Into the Void on Jul 1, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
oh well
have to go to bed early tonight anyway. world cup to watch tomorrow morning!
No one here gets out alive.
Well yay Torres!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Andres can catch that, but not the one that dropped for a single?
ewww…
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
You know how to tell if a beer is cold?
Try touching the fucking thing.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
The Giants are blue
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 1, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
And the pitch line: “Now you can know your beer is cold before you buy it.”
What does it fucking matter? Are you drinking it in the car?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
SOME OF US HAVE KIDS TO PICK UP!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
needz moar tech-nology
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 1, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I’M WEARING SEXY LINGERIE OH WAIT YOU’RE LOOKING AT THE BEER INSTEAD
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It is kind of funny that the commercials don’t mention the way the beer tastes at all.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
refreshing because it tastes almost exactly like water.
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
like having sex in a canoe:
their both fucking close to water…. haha…
—ill be here all week
No one here gets out alive.
I liked that joke better when Monty Python did it.
>:[
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Which, in fact, depresses the taste.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is why it needs to be so freaking cold. Once cheap beer warms up, it’s awful.
Ask me about my blog.
Banquet beer.
Cheap and you have to have a lot to get drunk
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
All black men are gay...
…according to Coors. Good marketing strategy.
I live in CO and don’t drink it. This is the microbrew capital of the world, nobody with any sense drinks Coors here. It’s not even locally owned anymore. Stuck with the stadium name, unfortunately.
I need to find out what the freezing point of cheap beer is.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, a lot of beers taste better as they warm up — since you know, you can actually taste the beer.
Ask me about my blog.
Yes.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
One thing I can’t fucking stand is warm beer
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well, I don’t want it warmed or anything. But room temperature can be pretty yummy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK THAT SHIT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don’t agree with jponry.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
POUR THE FUCKING BEER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You and your movies I did not see.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
NO, I WANT YOU TO FUCK IT!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
RIP
Now I want to watch that movie. :’(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think it’s my favorite Lynch movie. I haven’t seen all of his stuff, though.
Ask me about my blog.
It’s my favorite, even though Mulholland Drive is obviously a lot more ambitious
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I like Wild at Heart a lot. Some people do not.
by Into the Void on Jul 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
myth busters did a show on cooling warm beers.
refrigerator was like the slowest way.
just ice was pretty slow too.
ice water with salt was the fastest way that didn’t include special equipment. apparently salt lowers the freezing temp of water.
No one here gets out alive.
Eh… I’ll just drink the warm beer.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello 6-game losing streak
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OT
LOL Gieco commercial with drill sargent from Full metal jacket
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
Giambi’s arms look disgusting
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Needle marks?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Sigh.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FFS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 1, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
Game turned off!
Bed time. 6 games!
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
At least he's not from the Homerunzler family
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Okay, time for the comeback.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
I’m tryna decide if I want to watch Mongol tonight.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
I liked that movie but it really depends on your mood.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently, Genghis Khan was Japanese.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, at least Community is on.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
Your 8:30 Bengie Molina Update, Courtesy of CSN Bay Area
Still just a potatoe.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
Re watching
My taped episode of Rescue Me.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
Well
Creepy full bodied panda fan is creepy.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Remember when the San Francisco Giants used to win baseball games?
that was nice.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
...
uh huh.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The Good News
I made myself a modified “Cha-Cha Bowl” for dinner and it turned out pretty well.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
What exactly is in a cha cha bowl
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
they sell them at the park
it’s like rice and beans with chicken and some kind of fruit-zucchini salsa and hot sauce
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Cool. What did you modify?
I tried a recipe from the Food Network last year. It came out great but damn, it was a lotta work.
They could be Giants...but not really.
Yeah, I looked up the Food Network recipe but it was waaaaayyyy too much work
I basically just made rice and beans and chicken and then sauteed strips of zucchini and TJ’s pineapple salsa and a barbecue sauce and hot sauce mix on top.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Might have to try that. Just with cilantro, gotta have cilantro…
They could be Giants...but not really.
Oh shoot, that would have made this all perfect.
I tried to make it simple, seeing as I don’t have time to marinate the chicken in a combination of 100000000 ingredients.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL, I hear ya. My arms were sore from all the chopping and mixinig for that marinade. Your recipe sounds perfect and a good enough compromise.
They could be Giants...but not really.
SLAP MY NUTS
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Be one shy
of Bengie all year in the game, tied for the season
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
OH FUCK.
Of course.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
For some reason, I don’t think the Giants are going to win this game.
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
and could somebody fire one to the backstop please?
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
Does it look like Nate is not keeping both his hands on the bat all the way through the zone?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SAVE US ISHIKAWA
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
How many losses = bye bye bochy?
How many losses = bye bye Sabean?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 1, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
When the losses pile up
It’s bye bye Bochy
When the lineup makes you throw up
It’s bye bye Bochy
Listen to the broadcast on KNBR
Hear the GIDP and crash your car…
by Merope on Jul 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
OH
DID TRAVIS PUT ON A SHOW IN BP? TELL US ABOUT IT!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I want Dinger dead
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Hooray
It’s over
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Well that was dissapointing
Going to go beg for sex for some more
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
If by some miracle Tim and Zeets have decent starts
Bowker in RF Sunday is good for me
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
FUCK THIS SHIT
/image of jenga cat
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I need a cheap laugh.
Time to watch Wipeout
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well,
I am a guy still trying to hold on to some semblance of masculinity.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BIG BALLS!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
This makes me want to do a “Big Bottom” parody. But, really, it’s a joke song to begin with. And also, the syllables are wrong.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you watched Wipeout?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Nuh-uh.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
No wonder you didn’t get the big balls.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It probably would have made me think of Big Bottom anyway.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Talk about mud splats, big balls got ’em.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh.
“I’M A WEDDING PLANNER WHO CAN’T GET MARRIED MYSELF”
“WELL I’M A CYNICAL WRITER WHO DOESN’T BELIEVE IN LOVE”
Which of these two things will change by the end of the movie?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure, you can all move on, but I’m still here at work, cleaning up other peoples’ mess and missing the goddamned drinkup.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
He will make trades
That will cause us to form an angry mob.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
After all this losing, I’m surprised when I see the Giants are still over .500
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else ready for more raping of their childhood?
Judd Apatow developing new Pee-Wee Herman film
Paul Reubens is attached, assuming to also star.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Judd Apatow > Tim Burton.
Pee Wee Herman = Pee Wee Herman.
I don’t see the problem.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I have not enjoyed the last few of his movies.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I am not paying to watch these though.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not really
:(
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He’s only producing, from what I saw.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The last few movies he has produced
Get Him To the Greek
Funny People
Year One
Pineapple Express
Step-Brothers.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Greek is supposed to be funny.
Funny People was very good.
Year One is supposed to be awful.
Pineapple Express was dumb.
Step-Brothers was hilarious.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it is.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Leslie Mann’s character is (even more than previously in his movies) a pretty reprehensible female representation. There are major problems with every other female character in the movie, including Aubrey Plaza’s, though her character is admittedly the best of the lot.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Pineapple Express staring Giants fan James Franco
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
He’s really funny in that movie.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
His most hilarious role since Spiderman 3.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I do want to see Greek
I have heard from several people I trust that funny people was anything but.
Year One was dumb
PE was dumb
Step-Brothers was dumb
Going further
Knocked Up was pretty stupid and annoying in multiple views
Superbad is stupid and overrated.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Giants have not had the lead for 34 straight innings.
In other news, Arizona fired its GM and manager. Kirk Gibson rumored for manager job.
Just wow.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
This news gives me a wistful kind of feeling
How was Hawaii? Did you try surfing?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Hawaii was awesome. Sadly, no time for surfing. I was having fun with the kids – didn’t want to ditch them for a morning. Tried to convince the 8 year old to do it with me, but she wasn’t quite ready. Next year, for sure!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Hawaii's always awesome
Glad you and the kids had a good time!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
How long does it take to die, anyway…
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Hai Gays!
Eugenio just hit a 2 run homer to tie the game. He blew me a kiss as he tagged first.
What’s happening here?
Did he mistake you for Lars?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish that Velez’s quality of character somehow translated into actual baseball ability.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
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