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I would like the Giants to score some runs.



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"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

HEADACHE!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

try having an orgasm. i hear that helps

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 8, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE MY SUPPOSITORY

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wish I had one.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could cure it

But you are right, I do.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torture

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Trivia: Pat Burrell

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

#1 pick 1998

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 8, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Current Giant drafted #1 overall in 1998.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

F U -- I was about to say that

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 8, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is

Last AB: Grounded softly to the catcher…

by calbearjd on Jun 8, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minutiae: Placido Polanco

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does this thread have the runs?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Feed it some Chipotle.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has the worst case of butt pee you have ever seen.

by out machine on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has one.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really think the Panda could use another day off soon.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 8, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

he should at least take a pitch or two off

by mlb22 on Jun 8, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff, don’t swing at that shit in a 3-1 count.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

this thread has no vroom

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 8, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Duane Kuiper is the answer to the Reds’ side trivia question, but I didn’t catch what it was.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ!!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

URBI

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy cow.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ MUTHA FUGGIN HANDS!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Handy Jazz!!!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZY HR!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OOO!

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

REEEBAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooooooo

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Reeeebay!

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jazzy

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a start.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE!!!!!

Upper deck SHOT w/ the jazz hands

by kezargiants on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe...

Greatest player of all time!!!

by calbearjd on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

throught the screws

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

*through

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow that pitch was way low too.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck yes

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 8, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rolen

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

ROLOLEN!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Poop. I wanted back to back.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Pooping back to back sounds messy.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

and unsanitary

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 8, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop judging me.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

On TV

Amy judges you!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 8, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

If the Giants traded Cain for Fielder, you could make that even better…

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on Jun 8, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Gameday

Uribe’s homers on a fly ball…

by calbearjd on Jun 8, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the rumor

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it was a homerun grounder to short.

I love how they scored’s which say “homered to deep center”, as if you could homer to shallow center.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRING ON STRASBURG

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Words fail me.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some days you can’t get rid of a bomb.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can haz Posey HR?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Solo HR then a bunch of baserunners: Giants way.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

GERALD!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

GERALD!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

thank god posey can get on base for bengie homerz

by idkmybffgreg on Jun 8, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the ridiculously comical double play.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

CALLED IT

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was not a difficult call.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like Bengie has done that a lot more than 6 times this year.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t comical at all.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe a little bit.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE SECOND BASEMAN TOOK A LEISURELY WALK IN THE OUTFIELD BEFORE THROWING TO FIRST!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that I’ve had time to reflect on it, it was a little amusing.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poseeyy!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 8, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

In play : no out!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 8, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK

PLZ STOP BATTING POSEY 7TH SO ROWAND/MOLINA CAN GIDP

by Josh L on Jun 8, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

No DP would be positive.

TWSS.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's because we didn't say the magic word.

Bengie, please hit well.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

First you have to tell him he looks pretty. He can’t perform if he doesn’t think you like him.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy flashes the GDP sign

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 8, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

[confirmed]

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s always been a macroeconomics fan.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That outfield scoreboard looks capable of inducing seizures when they show it on the replays.

by geef on Jun 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that is a side effect of the super-slow mo…

by nofreetime on Jun 8, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. It still hurts my head though.

by geef on Jun 8, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars will make your head feel better.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hertz, don’t it?

/giggle

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Megahertz, don’t it?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 8, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god!

poseys turning into a hack

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Couldn't hear you

YELL LOUDER NEXT TIME

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have more confidence in Cain hitting than Bengie

by nofreetime on Jun 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BENGIE

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU FATFACE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Pathetic

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

BENCH HIS ASS NOW!!!!!

by nofreetime on Jun 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL fucking hell

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

ridiculous dude…everyone knew it was coming too…

by sayheybk on Jun 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Godfreakingdammit.

Phillips rubbing it by taking his time on the turn.

Godfreakingdammit.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you blame him?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he was rubbing it in

He would have ran to first…would have still beaten Bengie

by calbearjd on Jun 8, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

could have mailed it

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

How much more pathetic does Bengie have to be before Bochy will bench him?

by nofreetime on Jun 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

His other elbow has to get hurt and he’ll also need to be way past the point of needing surgery on both knees.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lose all use of a limb.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Phillips sidesteps Posey, takes his time, gets his nails done, reads the newspaper, and throws Molina out at first.”

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on Jun 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that's uncanny.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve gone from amused to disgusted and all the way back to amused with Bengie.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Bell curve, or hell curve? You be the judge.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here. There’s a point where a player is so horrible, you can’t do anything but laugh. It’s like having one of those laugher blowout games bat eighth.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

[05:12] deuce deuce: posey single
[05:12] deuce deuce: molina up
[05:12] deuce deuce: about to GIDP
[05:12] deuce deuce: i’ll put money on it

by deuce deuce on Jun 8, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeez, 8 k’s in Strasburg’s first five innings pitched.

by Into the Void on Jun 8, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

For a split second I thought, “Wow, Philips isn’t even going to attempt a throw to first.”

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

Even with Posey sliding into the second baseman to get him off balance, he still managed to set up in a proper stance and throw Bengie out by 10 feet. That is horrible.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie Molina might very well be the WORST.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jun 8, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

If you called a DP for every Bengie AB, the odds of you being right would be pretty good.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

and that’s why Posey only has 4 runs and 4 rbis this season

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 8, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

watch the giants get rid of him because of lack of runs scored

by idkmybffgreg on Jun 8, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

time to DFA bengie

he’s on a one year deal, our catching savior is here. no use for him on this ballclub anymore.

by kezargiants on Jun 8, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Pisses me off to no end because of the waste of money that

could have been used on another player…actually never mind, Sabean wouldn’t have gotten anyone good with that money, so I guess it doesn’t really matter.

by nofreetime on Jun 8, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much as I enjoyed Bengie's pop over the years

I have a feeling he’s gonna get dropped soon…..

by Unitard on Jun 8, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie has enjoyed a lot of pop over the years. He gets diet though, so it’s cool.

by Natto on Jun 8, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slightly OT: I love watching somebody order like 3 Big Macs and a super large fry, and then ask for a large diet coke. The battle is lost way before the “diet” beverage.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

diet for the cancer!

by Unitard on Jun 8, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially considering the nasty crap they use to sweeten diet soda.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on Jun 8, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 Big Macs? Jesus.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I very rarely eat junk food (pizza doesn’t count), but still, Big Macs are pretty tiny.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 8, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

540 calories of “tiny” each!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really know if that’s a lot, but they’re not particularly filling.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 8, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, a 2,000 calorie a day diet is more than you need if you don’t do any kind of exercise. So one Big Mac by itself is at least 1/4 of your food for the day if you’re not a fatty and don’t work out.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I eat about 1100 calories a day. 540 is a lot, not to mention the fat, sodium, and other nasty stuff in there.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s okay, as long as you order a DIET coke!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, though a large coke is like eating a 4th big mac.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

For men or women? Can’t be the same for both.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 8, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s an approximation… depending on your size, activity, age, etc.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not. All nutritional facts on American food products are based on a 2,000 calorie a day diet. I know that 2,000 is more than you should actually eat. Yet another reason why we’re fat. I’m not sure what the specific breakdown is, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jillian or Bob would probably start closer to 1500.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jillian Michaels scares me.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

her wii cover is certainly scary

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 8, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Calories are fucking cheap.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 8, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I feel like pizza.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 8, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m eating pizza tonight! half of a Pasta Pomodoro Calabrese pizza, to be exact.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of casual dining chain restaurants, I love Pasta Pomodoro.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s only 25% pizza. Not enough.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 8, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m also eating some bruschetta.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY SHOULD CALL THEM TINY MACS AM I RIGHT?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

or biggie smalls

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 8, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the scheme of fast food

A big mac is actually not that bad. Shit everything on the menu at Chili’s is like 1500 min.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 8, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Cheesecake Factory. Yikes.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

IHOP will kill you if you don’t order wisely.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be serious.

How could eating a pancake covered with cheesecake filling and topped with another pancake possibly be harmful to your health?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

BJ’s.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know a place is good when their salads are like 750+.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like my salad to be mostly composed of fried chicken, blue cheese, nuts and ranch dressing.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

they produce much protein

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had a class or two on menu labeling in public health school

I was shocked that some of the most militant opponents were sit-down chain restaurants, then we saw their caloric contents. God, it was horrifying.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 8, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes a difference on what I order, that’s for sure. If I order something that’s just full of delicious fats and calories, I know to eat less than half. I think it’s a great idea.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to get it through the legislature though.

However, most people don’t really know what a calorie is .

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 8, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they’ll be damned if they can tell it apart from a Calorie.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets not get started on why we should change to the metric system

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 8, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, THIS.

"Having potential is the worst insult you can give because it means you haven't done anything yet."

by DividedByZero on Jun 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

When those fleet-footed draftees come up in a couple years

I’m sure the GDP problem will have been resolved

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 8, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I just want the “bad hitter” problem to be resolved.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This always happens: 1 inning, two singles and a homerun, 1 run scored.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

how the fuck is posey suppose to get any RBIs or runs for my pokemonz

if he’s trying to drive in slow ass burrel and keeps on getting into DPs bc of molina

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 8, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Kid needz dingerz

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 8, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Phillips could have eaten a three-way plate of Skyline Chili and still had time to throw Bengie out on that play

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jun 8, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie has zero usefulness to the Giants

Why keep him around?

Trade him
Release him
Have him sell concessions

JUST GET RID OF HIM

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

CALLS A GOOD GAME. HANDLES THE STAFF. ONE OF OUR GUYS.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN

Bengie would eat all of the concessions before he sold them.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

that requires admitting sabean made a unnecessary signing and would be akin to throwing money away.

by natey-nate on Jun 8, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE HE’LL CRY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ON HIS BLOG

AND IT WILL MAKE HIS MOTHER SAD

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’d still prefer him to Whiteside as the backup. But he probably doesn’t want to do that.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 8, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he'd pout.

I’m sick of his act. He just needs to go.

.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

dumb

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

“You’re in a slump because of the numbers but I don’t feel I’m in a slump.”

by www.westcoastbias.com on Jun 8, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I had cortisone shots in both my elbows recently. They worked really well. What’s Bengie’s problem?

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

The cortisone didn’t make it through the fatty layer.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, I see. I am way less fat than Bengie. Which is sad because I DON’T PLAY A SPORT FOR A LIVING.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck. you Bruce Bochy, you worthless, annoyingly stubborn and stupid, useless waste of water and minerals.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

HE'S WASTING MY MOFUCKING MINERALS

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 8, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops sorry for lack of subject

by mlb22 on Jun 8, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty horrifying.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

kindly leave

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 8, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

bochy looks so satisfied

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 8, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He no longer has a migraine.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This meme is enjoyable.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if it gets rid of the headache.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT IS CORRECT!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

credit to Lars

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 8, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Bengie infuriated me so much I forgot URibe hit a dinger

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 8, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you Cincy crowd

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants comfortably leading the league in GIDP

56 through yesterday, ATL next with 52, then 3 teams at 48.

Besides Sandoval’s 14 (now 15), Rowand has 7, DeRosa has 6 in only 104 PAs, and Molina has 5 (now 6) in only 170 PAs. Huff has 6 and Uribe has 5 but I’ll cut them slack because they’re obviously contributing otherwise.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on Jun 8, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

needz more K

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 8, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BUSTER

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Bochy

Playing a catcher at first base, and playing a worthless blob of fat at catcher

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

As opposed to a valuable blob of fat

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Us for being fans of this shit.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/purchases contract of Brett Bochy from AZL

by kezargiants on Jun 8, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Laynce with a y?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Layme.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he from Texas? Because then it would be spelled phonetically.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was born in Houston….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So just say it with a drawl and it makes sense.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just dropping by to sample the venom. Tastes just like I thought it would.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 8, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Full-bodied taste!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bitter?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Llama venom

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAMPLE SIZE

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 8, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am sampling the Harpoon Summer Ale. It’s pretty good.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait for the carnage.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

DP Records

Team in a season:
AL 1990 Boston Red Sox 174 1990

NL 1958 St. Louis Cardinals 166 1958

Player: n
AL Jim Rice Boston 36 1984
NL Miguel Tejada Houston 32 2008

Panda is well welll well ahead of pace. The team is on pace.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 8, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe that Seka had more DPs than all of those teams combined.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took a polaroid with her

at the New Century Theater in 1992 or so

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 8, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

pics or...

wait…

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 8, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

yay

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Good inning, but let’s dispense with the leadoff walks.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FFS SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR GOD DAMN FACE JACK I DON’T FUCKING CARE

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he doesn’t have a migraine anymore.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars hath been busy

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 8, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, it’s one of my favorite commercials.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was okay with it for a while, but I am soooooooooooo tired of it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T DO IT. DON’T EAT MY FACE. DO NOT. . . .

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate that commercial so much.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/high five

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say GOOD DAY!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Booo! that story is told with a great economy of cuts… also, I laugh when she says that.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You ate his face?!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I can go for some Banana Mango Right about now.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 8, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like Matt is going to have to make that Uribe homer stand up.

I just hope he has enough pitches in him for a complete game so he can’t get Cain’ed again by the BP.

by nofreetime on Jun 8, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rolen

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain!

That was a replay of PHMA’s hit.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

i thought rolen was suppose to be consistant

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 8, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitch count for Cainer?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 8, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus

Cain’s been solid

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 8, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLBENGIE

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe Cain should have hit eighth and Molina ninth.

by nofreetime on Jun 8, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina should not hit at all.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

he doesn’t

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 8, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/golf clap

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to admit that Andres Torres is causing me to question my sexual orientation.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Ks be damned.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, just look at the guy. He’s cute as a button.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ass like an apple.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why he wears apple bottoms.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are we talking about anyway?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Torres.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Butt fruit

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crunchy and yet juicy when you bite into it.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And boots with the fur.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm like this with Timmy and Buster.

Total man crush(s)

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 8, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone seems to have the mancrush on Buster.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a regular crush on Buster. He’s so damn awesome.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s also, like, the nicest guy in the universe.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks like he’s always having fun

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 8, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally. You’d never see him whining like someone else we know.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious. Andres didn’t get regular MLB play until his early thirties. Bengie would have taken up cutting by that point.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, for reals. Andres is humble. I think it gives him a better work ethic.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that great ass. All humility, baby.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

EMOLINA!

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on Jun 8, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome. Always room for one more.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Omri Casspi made you question your sexual orientation?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t recall if that’s the case. He certainly did the opposite as the season went on.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strasburg just hit 101

by Into the Void on Jun 8, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

99 on gameday, which I trust more. But yeah.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 8, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

but is he winning?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 8, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

he hasn’t learned how to do that yet, apparently

by Into the Void on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And no walks.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 8, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLRRES

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Torres

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh. Let’s go, Mr. F.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Rec'd

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you ate a breakfast with no (extra) hog?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 8, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You win the award.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 Outs Panda, no GDP pressure

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 8, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

kuip

The only player to hit two triples with the bases loaded in a game. July 7, 1978 vs. the Yankees.

(Reds’ side trivia.)

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

if the AL can have a designated hitter who doesn’t field, how about the Giants petition for a designated fielder who doesn’t hit? some use for Molina if ever needed

by mlb22 on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

But his defense is also bad.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he doesn’t field very well either.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on Jun 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

4 pitch walk?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY WALK!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda’s turnaround begins with a BB.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval

OBP Machine

… wait, what?

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrible AB

/scottinmarin

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS GO GIANTS

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by jctGamer on Jun 8, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Those two in the back are threatening me.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worried, are you?

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on Jun 8, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it strangely exciting.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too young

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, migraines don’t start to get really bad until you get older.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t actually know what I’m talking about. I’ve never had a headache that wasn’t induced by a fever.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know what cures those pesky headaches!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 8, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting rid of the fever!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the time I was 10 I've gotten brutal migraines, but in my case they were worse when I was younger.

Problem is that people who’ve never had one can’t imagine the unbelievable pain involved.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I certainly cannot.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine having a bad hangover and someone banging on your head with a sledgehammer.

You’ll be in the ballpark.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, that’s pretty brutal right there

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 8, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I’ve never had a headache when I’ve been hungover. I just feel gross and throw up a lot.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless that’s what you mean.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get a few a year. Nasty. I’ve learned to recognize the starting signs, and sometimes can essentially block it before it takes hold. But when I can’t, I’m no good for a few hours. Ugh.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Treatment!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I don't catch it early it develops into a 36 hour thing where light and sound make me vomit, and if I sleep it's sitting in a chair.

Similar to how many Giants fans react to Bochy’s lineups.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That does sound awful.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to sleep them off. I usually don’t get them, lack of sleep seems to be the trigger. Menopause can cause some sort of hormonal imbalance leading to migraines, oh joy!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine peaked in my early 20s. I don’t get them nearly as often anymore, only about once a year now. I have no idea what was causing them, but I’m glad they’ve mostly gone away.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I count 2-3 TWSS’s in this comment.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 8, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it is hard not to peak in your early 20s.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the first sentence, in particular. So many possible interpretations!

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 8, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

strasburg?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 8, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, the average per game of rowand and bengie

by idkmybffgreg on Jun 8, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is kinda getting the Matt Cain treatment over there.

by out machine on Jun 8, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least he’s got a veteran with whom he can bond.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Badly constructed batting order.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, only because Bengie’s hitting. Otherwise it’s ok.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 8, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey :(

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 8, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Answer to the Reds’ trivia question was Kuiper. Both broadcasters had some very nice things to say about him. That was a treat to hear.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Strasburg at 81 pitches

do they let him go out there in the 7th?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 8, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

porcelain coff boras

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

This game feels pretty long considering it’s only 1-0.

by Natto on Jun 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

This

This game has been dragging.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zimmerman

putting up excellent at-bats for the rook.

by Unitard on Jun 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

foul foul foul foul

Finnish hymn!

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain's

pitch count is legit today.

by Unitard on Jun 8, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 8, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing through stuff!

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Jun 8, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

OUTSIDEINSIDEINSIDEOUTSIDEINSIDEINSIDEOUTSIDE

TWSS

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

It’s amazing that Cain is the longest tenured Giant.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

He wears the hat of elder statesman very well.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Younger than Timmy, too.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s overstated. He’s only younger by a few months.

by Natto on Jun 8, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Count their wisdom rings, not their yearlies.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t you have to cut them in half to do that?

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on Jun 8, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just examine their logs. No need to be violent about it. Unless they ask you to.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they propeller their logs?

If so, I will not examine them.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jun 8, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s totally within the half Timmy’s age plus seven rule.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just learned that rule in the context of my weird crush on Mark Gardner.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got his autograph at FanFest. I’ve never been so depressed in my life.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I was involved in that conversation.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a live conversation (I have those sometimes — crazy!) so I don’t think you were there.

In case you’re wondering, though, Mark Gardner is not too old for me.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahem.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! I didn’t know that you did the math that way, though. I though you just randomly pulled out an arbitrary number.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

That’s so weird.

It’s like how Vlasic is the longest-tenured Sharks defenseman at 23.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

END THIS FUCKING HALF INNING

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PITCHER DOUBLE

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

le cure makes me sick

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 8, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Pitcher hit

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

pat Torres!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

/exhales

Good job, PHMA.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

PHMA?

"Having potential is the worst insult you can give because it means you haven't done anything yet."

by DividedByZero on Jun 8, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pinch Hitter, My Ass.

I said “PHAM” yesterday for some reason.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

pinch hitter and me

new sitcom

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 8, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pinch Hitter, Ass Mine.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on Jun 8, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

bp is behind it

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 8, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a non sequitur

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Molina is slugging .320. Which is worse than David Eckstein.

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 8, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Bengie.

LOL ME

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 8, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice catch

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice catch, asshole.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

You gotta be kidding me

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Good. Another sliding catch?

by out machine on Jun 8, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Thought he trapped it at first glance

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL POWER HITTER

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster, your only hope is a HR

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

from now on

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 8, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap nice catch.

anyone keeping track of the # of average→great defensive plays made against this team over the last week? seems like there are 3 or 4 a game.

by sayheybk on Jun 8, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

That chili dog looks hideous.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

There is no dog. It was just chili.

by Uncle Russel on Jun 8, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chili bun?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just go to Taco Bell and save yourself a 2,000 mile journey.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they do provide buttpee at a competitive price.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was a butt pee reference

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, but I want a chili dog to do the job.

by Natto on Jun 8, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

see below

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 8, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope likes them, but he grew up with that slop. It’s just glorified spaghetti sauce, it’s NOT chili! We both laughed at the pregame promo today where they made fun of the chili.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ewwwwww, gawd that stuff is GROSS!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

The chilli or Giants Baseball?

"Having potential is the worst insult you can give because it means you haven't done anything yet."

by DividedByZero on Jun 8, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

The Sam LeCures of the world shutting us down drives me crazy.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Dinner

I’ve got some chicken. What should I do with it for dinner? I’m all out of ideas.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Weakly ground it to second base.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 8, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm, Chicken ala Bengie.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on Jun 8, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What cuts?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boneless, skinless chicken boobs.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Motorboat them

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made this the other night, and it was pretty darn tasty.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm… versatile. Curry?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made a Thai green curry with pork last weekend. I was surprised at how good it was.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love making thai curry

I also love palm sugar

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 8, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adobo?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got a couple cans of chipotle en adobo in the pantry. Does that count?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure if it does.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 8, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bread it.

Create pesto and pasta. Cherry tomatoes. BOOM, meal.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. I have some pesto already.

I’ve got the bread crumbs.

BOOM, baby!

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by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Protip:

Add Parmesan to your breading.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always do. Plus some chile powder.

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by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chili Dogs

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The offense? Juan Uribe.”

LOL OFFENSE

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by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

by Natto on Jun 8, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Gameday says In play : No out.

And then shows out.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jun 8, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday is wrong

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh-oh

I hope this isn’t the inning where Cain’s luck runs out…

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a strike, dammit.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

in other news…good for D.C. having something to cheer about.
14ks. dude is unreal.

by sayheybk on Jun 8, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

94 pitches in seven innings. I’m sold.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Pittsburgh, the only easier debut would be facing the Giants.

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by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made the same joke today at work, only subbing “Nationals” for “Giants.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

14 K’s is fantastic. 14 K’s and NO WALKS, though, is Lincecum-at-his-best fantastic.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 8, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

‘Sup, y’all!

Is a Strasburg mention crossing the streams? Because HOLY FUCK! He’s struck out 7 in a row, 8 of 9, and 14 overall, and he’s still hitting 99 in the seventh. He’s struck men out with four different pitches.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 8, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I kinda just thought there was a possibility folks had already reach saturation point on updates. But this is one of the most dominating pitching performances I’ve ever seen. 14/0 K/BB, plus all that shit I wrote above? Hot damn.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 8, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is assuredly a great talent, but to be fair, it is Pittsburgh.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure. But dude is in position to tie the single game K record. That’s impossible to mitigate.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s out of the game now.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I should have said 9-inning K record.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he’s out of the game for a PH now, but 14/0 in 7 IP is good against anyone. And his command of the zone is ridiculous. He’s alternating between 99 MPH and knee buckling curves, and throwing both for strikes. He’s recorded strikeouts with four different pitches! It’s like he came from the future.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 8, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/slobbers
/wipes

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 8, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. That’s pretty crazy.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

saw tony gwynn

thought he was kenan for a second

by idkmybffgreg on Jun 8, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Sanchez

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF SANCHEZ?

DON’T DO THAT AGAIN!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst case scenario would have been a force out at second.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re obviously not very imaginative.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst case scenario would have been Armageddon.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention a simultaneous plague of locusts.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if he’d dropped it, they would have got the force on Phillips at second, no?

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless he kicked it in the stands

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, but Mr. F would never do that to us.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take the sure thing.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF MR EFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY MOLE

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by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

mmmmmmm molé

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by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got a jar in the pantry. That’s an idea.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicken ala Freddy

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps you haven’t had it prepared properly.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably. I’m willing to give it another go.

by Natto on Jun 8, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a dude, dude.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 8, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I use that line a lot

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We go to a place up in Roseville… best chicken molé dish that we’ve found. I had the left overs for lunch today. yummies!

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by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

La Fiesta in Mountain View serves it up pretty well.

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by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We go to a little hole in the wall in E. LA. Good Mole, and even better chilaquiles

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yum. Love chilaquiles.

And also, you can sing “chilaquiles” to the tune of “Wooly Bully”.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uno! Dos!

One! Two! Tres! Cuatro!

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on Jun 8, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I volunteer in Roseville. Where’s the place? When I go, it’s lunch time, and I’m all for having mole(accent) for lunch.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

where’s the place/what’s the name, etc

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Sabores.
It’s on Fairway, near In ‘n Out… across the entryway from In ’n Out. In the strip mally place with Kohl’s and a Bev Mo.

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by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a spin off of Tres Hermanas down in Sacramento on K [?] St.

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by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

A student of mine is the son of one of the Hermanas. He works at the one on Folsom.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 8, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ILU Matt.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

GUNNED!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

GUNNED DOWN BY BENGIE.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Brandon Phillips

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Good throw, Molina.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice toss, Bengie

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF MOLINA THREW OUT A RUNNER

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Bizarro World

Molina threw a guy out?

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina doing his best Posey impression

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster's been working with him

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina did what?

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by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Bengie to Buster

I CAN DO IT TOO!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 8, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this is the official "Molina threw out a runner?!" gif

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

imo

bengie still has the best throw down to 2nd all year in the bigs.

by Unitard on Jun 8, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SHIZ

“im suppose to be at second applying the tag!!!!!!”

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 8, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to, the twilight zone.

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 8, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

molina has been throwing balls across the canyon

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 8, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He doesn't like you

I don’t like you either

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 8, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I have no choice but to buy Adidas

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is commercial audio playing over the broadcast for anyone else on mlb.tv?

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re watching on Comcast and had the audio go completely out for a little bit, maybe the audio is wonky tonight?

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by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FAT

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WTP

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Like that old saying...

Make a great defensive play, then fly out.

the fuckin' fratellis

by ZenPop on Jun 8, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina LOL

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, the Giants have two outs? Man, that was quick.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina, pitcher.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BENGIELOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do better, Strasburg.

by deuce deuce on Jun 8, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL – can’t finish the game!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
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by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit shit fuck, lets get more runs for Cain

by HoosierGiant on Jun 8, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Torres!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres!

Come on, Mr. F!

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

should add giants’ faces to the girls

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 8, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be a good project for you.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE GIANT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres is awesome.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Reyes ties (1-1) the game with a homer.

by Hamed on Jun 8, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

thast almost as painful as a eckstein home run, and almost less likely.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost can’t believe he didn’t swing at that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Strasburg makes

Nolan Ryan look like Scott Garrelts. If Scott Garrelts had Kelly Downs’ love child and they gave him up for adoption. …and then a young Dwight Gooden adopted and raised him.

…along with wolves.

the fuckin' fratellis

by ZenPop on Jun 8, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

MORE BASE RUNNERS!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

How many times a game does Kruk talk about open bases? It seems like a lot.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

/kruk mentions that bengies a gamer, notes his WS ring

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

Franchize hitting streak in danger!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I love baby pandas!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously, nice at-bats!!!

by Unitard on Jun 8, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I repeat

Arthur Rhodes has an ERA+ of 1165.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 8, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s unhittable.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, there’s just no chance he could give up a hit in this situation.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then again...

If Pablo got a hit here, it wouldn’t impact Rhodes’ ERA.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sustainable!!

Against Pablo with runners on base

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda, if you hit into a 2-out double play, I’ll know all hope is lost.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s tuesday, i miss Lost

by mlb22 on Jun 8, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Just saw what bengie did in the 4th inning… lol?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably Lincecum. It would have been Cain but I wasn’t as into the minors then as I later became.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, Lincecum for me too. I was excited for Cain’s debut, but not as much as I was for Lincecum’s.

by Natto on Jun 8, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

My employers’ is one of the sponsors for that girl that was on the Geico park. We built her motor and exhaust.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

park = bike

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arthur Rhodes is nothing, Pablo, nothing! Get him! Get him!

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, that’s not a strike.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Arthur Rhodes, take him home.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

To the place….
                     he belongs…

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by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rhodes makes...

Greg Minton look like Scott Garrelts. If Scott Garrelts had Kelly Downs’ love child and they gave him up for adoption. …and then a young Fernando adopted and raised him.

…along with wolves.

the fuckin' fratellis

by ZenPop on Jun 8, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

According to this gameday, he is painting the outside corner.

by Unitard on Jun 8, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

And the very top of the zone.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit Sandoval

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t swing at high fastballs, Panda.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t hit that, Pablo

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

god dammit giants

Fucking score runs for matt cain

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKStupid

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 8, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check handle?

Is joke?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fell into the chasm.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your name is apt.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was ball four, Panda. :(

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit. Can't hit the high hard ones.

Stop doing that, Panda.

And what happened to him?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 8, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 8, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad Panda!!!
No bamboo ice cream for you!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Lots of high fastballs.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

How can something so fat not make contact with a fastball just above the zone?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, what?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Continuous ragging on Pablo… tiresome.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only two guys who'd be worse in the #3 spot in the order tonight:

Bengie and the pitcher

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when Panda was good?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 8, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

minor leagues were fluke

last year fluke

world is ending

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 8, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s still good. Even the way he is now he’s one of the better 23-year-old hitters in the league. We need to not let him get out of perspective.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

whooooaaaa

deja vu

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 8, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno if you guys remember

But last season when the giants were playing the reds at home, matt cain pitched a CG and got…. 1 run of support.

/facepalm

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS THE LAST STRAW

I CANNOT BELIEVE THE DETESTABLE BRIAN SABEAN FAILED TO DRAFT STEPHEN STRASBURG OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL. THIS WILL NOT STAND! FIRE HIM NOW!!!!!!!

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Jun 8, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOUD NOISES

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 8, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm Fail

“You can always recover from the player you didn’t sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price.” —Billy Beane

Sabean’s blatant suckage is due not to his failing to sign this or that player, but is due to his signing of MULTIPLE players at the wrong price, and by doing so he has crippled this franchise for years.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Humor Fail

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Jun 8, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

PATMAN!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 8, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY! ONE PITCH OUTS~!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain's ERA

is gonna be in the 1.XX’s soon.

by Unitard on Jun 8, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Those hits aren’t fair. Seriously, let’s just call that an out.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

HELLO OFFENSE

Hello…offense?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry, wrong number.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 8, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, the number you have reached has been disconnected and is no longer in service.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get a groundball, please

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

/nix swings at change up way out of the zone and gets LOL hit

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Burrell

actually going to turn out to be a shrewd signing? Living in Tampa I saw him for the Rays up close and he looked terrble, but his whole demeanor seems to have changed now.

by Joshuahss on Jun 8, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

He did a few interviews where he basically said how much he hated DHing. And reporters generally roasted him for not caring enough.

by Joshuahss on Jun 8, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s from the santa cruz and loves the bay area. I imagine hanging out with big time stoners like zito, wilson, and timmy reminds him of his youth and has inspired greatness.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it

Seems to me like low risk-high reward. If Burrell can get himself straightened out, he’s a hitter who brings both power and plate discipline. At worst, he’s a good RH bat for late in games when you need a HR.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The main risk is losing out on what Nate/Bowker might provide.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I'm in the minority on this...

But I’m willing to take that risk. I think both are just the latest in the long line of Giants’ farm system AAAA outfielders.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

A rightie PH bat coming off the bench is basically how he should be used.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guy is going to be playing regardless

So I sure as hell hope he does ok

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re kidding, right?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 8, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

For real?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm

He was also terrible last year. Everyone around Tampa Bay hated him and he didn’t seem to fit in with the team. He hit .221 with an OPS of .682 and everyone tired of him. Not to mention they were paying him quite a bit.

by Joshuahss on Jun 8, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 8, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 8, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFO, Reds hitter!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

something is up with GameChannel, did we get Jay Bruce out?

by HoosierGiant on Jun 8, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!!!!!!!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

TORESS!!!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 8, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

haha so excited I spelt his damn name wrong. fail.

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 8, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres is my hero

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 8, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

CANTALOPE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

torres :)

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 8, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Matt Cain. I also like Andres Torres.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

another great catch from torres?

im at work.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 8, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like there’s no way Rowand makes that play.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!
TORRES!
TORRES!

This will never get old.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

♥ Andres ♥

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 8, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez

plays like that seem to happen in every Giants game
both for and against

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 8, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Torrerists

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 8, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andresgynous.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

the wave…

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 8, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

They do that there. It’s acceptable and encouraged. [According to Mr. Merope, who grew up back there.]

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of animals must they be?

They probably say grace before dining also.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 8, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon, let’s get to this guy.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

pls giants runs

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Random question...

Who is the Giants’ backup shortstop right now?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?

Wow…I thought he was strictly a second baseman.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s supposed to be, but they gave him some work at SS in Fresno.

by Natto on Jun 8, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looked him up in Baseball Reference

18 games at SS over 4+ years in baseball

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLBREY

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Dusty Baker, COME ON OUT!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Every time I see the name "Burell"

i have a moment of deep panic because i have been conditioned to see “burriss”

by SundownMotel on Jun 8, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Starting SS tonight for SJ

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for him.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: This Padres/Mets game

O/U 13 innings?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Over for sure, unless a nyjer morgan play takes place.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/refs being officiating score

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Uribe

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLRIBE

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

We is full o’ hackers.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Z

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 8, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe's been the offense again?

Sheesh.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat the Bat

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 8, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

ok time to pinch run with schierholtz now

by mlb22 on Jun 8, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

PHMA! Pinch runner coming.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Spank

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

hey

quit swinging 3-0

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 8, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, kid

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I lol’d when delwyn young crushed a hanger on a 3-2 count for a 2 run shot, it was identical to what happend to wilson on sunday.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strike you out, I will.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 8, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll fold like a cheap chair against the Yankees in the Series.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean against the Sox when the Yankees pick him up for $50 million dollars in a year and a half?

by speckops on Jun 8, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have never seen a 3-0 pitch they didn’t like. Like to swing at, that is.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on Jun 8, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

they generally never see 3-0

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 8, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still too early to make any judgments about him.

by Natto on Jun 8, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, but he hasn’t been horrid like I expected.

by 1ManWolfPack on Jun 8, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That never stopped us!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

PH 4 BENGIE 2010

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, right. Bengie is hitting behind Buster.

by Natto on Jun 8, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MOLINA

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk to get to Bengelina.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Bengie

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d also choose to face Molina.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

GERALD WALKS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d pitch around him too.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, intentional walk is intentional.

by speckops on Jun 8, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

/baker uses mike soscia logic with posey

(must get to bengie)

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmmm

I wonder what kind of fail this will be?

by itlynstalyn on Jun 8, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

K is my guess.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Bengie, embarrass me for my lack of faith

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

/is embarrassed, but happy

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like when you’re leaving your dominatrix’s place.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was low

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not in a slump if he doesn’t feel like he’s in one

by www.westcoastbias.com on Jun 8, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

It did!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift +A just got out of a final...

Sweet JAZZY HANDS. I expected more from a Rowand-less lineup

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!

by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Money!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll be damned.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY FAT!!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s one hell of a pinch runner right there.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

It's been a while

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEEN SO LONG!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG BENGIE?!?!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG MOLINA GOT A BASE HIT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Big Money?

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Catcher 4 LIFE..

cuz he’s just too SWEEEEEEEEEEEET!!

Damn you Bengie….

by 1ManWolfPack on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFU

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!

by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

RBI machine

BORK smiles

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Dusty

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I love this team.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BENJIE PUTS IT IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!

Die Haters! DIE!
..but then show up at tomorrow’s thread.

the fuckin' fratellis

by ZenPop on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Awful pitch, but still, yay Bengie!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Looked like Flan wanted Buster to stay at 2nd

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain doing it himself

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT FUCKING CAIN!!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG I love Matt Cain!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Sadly, in Bochy’s mind, this justifies Molina getting more AB

by www.westcoastbias.com on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

MATTY C!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

CAINER!!!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLINACAINE!

For all your sunburn pain!

the fuckin' fratellis

by ZenPop on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

DO IT YOURSELF, MATT!

do it yourself, matt!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT FUCKING CAIN

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA CAIN

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres could blow this one wide open.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS!

"Having potential is the worst insult you can give because it means you haven't done anything yet."

by DividedByZero on Jun 8, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BENGIE!!

See?? Even Cain can hit this guy. THAT NEGATES YOUR CLUTCH HIT!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome

I was just about to yell for a pinch hitter too.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain says, “fuck no, I’m not being cain’d!”

by speckops on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLer Dustbunny

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 8, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

THERE"S the - heh - offense!

We really need to get realigned.
15 – 3 against NL Least!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoops, 14 - 3

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

BENGIE FINDS THE RIBEYE

Earns himself another month of starting time.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on Jun 8, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

i <3 this team sometimes

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 8, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing for the fences, Andres. It’s Bengelina on second.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I think you meant Bengiemolasses

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 8, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, I know I’m late to the party, but I’m almost upset that Bengie got a hit. Bork has his justification to play him for another month.

by Cheeeese! on Jun 8, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Torres

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLRRES!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Insurance runs, OM NOM NOM

by itlynstalyn on Jun 8, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

torres knew he couldnt score bengie so he gave up

by panda revival on Jun 8, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t want to make the big guy run too much.

by Joshuahss on Jun 8, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol this indeed.

Understands the importance of being a gritty, veterany, gamer.

by Jagersan on Jun 8, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was already so demoralized that he couldn’t score posey last night, when he saw fat standing on second base, he cried inside.

by panda revival on Jun 8, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres was obviousy still in shock after Bengie got a hit

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 8, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie’s jog from second looked so awkward, like he forgot how to.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres' at bat

Did he and Bengie do one of those Freaky Friday things?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt fuckin cain

ALL STAR SNUB THAT

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Thass fuckin’ right.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of hope

that the Giants don’t win the next five World Series titles…

…because then Bochy will still want to start Molina.

the fuckin' fratellis

by ZenPop on Jun 8, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

/bork points at bengies ring, therefore hes’ the best availible

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift+A

B$! CAINER! ANOTHER CF? FUCK YOU SABES!

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jun 8, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

So that’s 3 CF’s and a bork on the day?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck You Feeney!

MAYS? ANOTHER CF!!!!???

the fuckin' fratellis

by ZenPop on Jun 8, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best outfielder on the team generally plays CF

It doesn’t mean they’ll play CF as a pro.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

New thread?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh, it’s already pretty late in the game.

by Natto on Jun 8, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HARANG-G-G-G-G!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I CANT BELIEVE BENGIE BURNS US ALL

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!

by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Who cares about the Nats, they suck

Cain > Strasburg

by HoosierGiant on Jun 8, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

dude strasburg dominated one of the leagues top teams!

/chasm

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s hotter, anyway.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHAHAHA EAT IT STUBBS

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh he was out by a mile. Many, many miles. No need to look at the replay.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Thanks, Ump!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Hard to believe that they got him.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Check...cleared.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

he was safe

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 8, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Safe, eh?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah. Jim Joyce overcompensation among the umps.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quite safe.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Joycian

and I don’t mean like Ulysses

by sayheybk on Jun 8, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LIKE A SOW!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 8, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLBTV screwing up - audio from Sonic commercial overlaid on gamecast

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres can play some defense

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Armando Galarraga says:

“Where were you last week, Gary Darling??”

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

And the one that called the balk on Timmy.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why was there an onfield delay?

by Unitard on Jun 8, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Baker arguing the call

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 8, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome Torres is awesome.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOOT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 8, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

COMEON CAIN DO IT FOR ME

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!

by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s usually when the alarm clock wakes me up.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, remember when managers like… said stuff ? argued calls? SEEMED TO FREAKING CARE ABOUT HIS TEAM?!?!?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t say that, I just wish boulderskull would show more emotion than my pet rock.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is this blasphemy you speak of

Bork would never disrespect a umpire.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHH

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!

by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Votto vows 'venge

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE OUT BOCHY

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!

by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe try something else with Phillips?

by out machine on Jun 8, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BENGIE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

NAY JOEY

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, the ump is Gary Darling? Why does that name sound so familiar…

/wikipedias

Ohhhhh everything makes sense now.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

best part of that wiki

Wotus complained about the call, and pitcher Tim Lincecum was upset to such an extent that he gave up a deep fly ball to the next hitter, allowing the game to be tied

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 8, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The phrase “to such an extent” makes it a legitimate encyclopedia article.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hated that game, and I hated that ump.

Wotus complained about the call, and pitcher Tim Lincecum was upset to such an extent that he gave up a deep fly ball to the next hitter, allowing the game to be tied.

lol but this logic is funny. “upset leads to sac fly!” obviously a homer who wrote this.

by Unitard on Jun 8, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A

Slow night for baseball right? What did I miss?

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Jun 8, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Dont lie to me

If your going to make something up at least make it believable

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Jun 8, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain with the ribeyes!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that I believe!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Jun 8, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also threw somebody out at 2nd!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

there was this stadsborg guy. and also this stanchion guy.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jun 8, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

“Cain has moved it around, he hasn’t just pumped it into one location…”

O RLY!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Torres

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TORRES!!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres is in charge.

Pitch count: 109 – 8.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DICK IN YO FACE VOTTO

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

For those that criticize Bochy...

…and yearn for Dusty…

Remember the Dusty / Mark Gardner love affair?
Dusty liked his vets, too.

the fuckin' fratellis

by ZenPop on Jun 8, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

See any Dusty yearners around these parts?

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/yearns for then w/l record

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha...

…just up this thread a bit… I detected some yearning.

the fuckin' fratellis

by ZenPop on Jun 8, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

but dusty actually had good vets.

our vets now suck.

by Unitard on Jun 8, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. Shawon Dunston.

by out machine on Jun 8, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy or Dusty?

I don’t think those are the only choices

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

better question is bochy or felipe alou

at least bochy gets up to argue calls

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 8, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scary Huff is scary.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres is like Kelly Leak out there

by www.westcoastbias.com on Jun 8, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

but less freckled

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 8, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god heart attack

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 8, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Whats Cain’s pitch count….

other than 109

by HoosierGiant on Jun 8, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

It doesent matter

Cain is a beast

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Jun 8, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

101

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 8, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually pretty close to that. 101, I think?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL KUIP

“It’s hard to call the best athlete on the team off, but torres did’ LOL

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

That was freaking awesome.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

gameday made it look like the ball was well into left, was that the case?

by aug_21_2003 on Jun 8, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was sort of center left. Huff could probably have gotten it.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was pretty far over, but it hung up for a while.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's with our pitchers outhitting Nads

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Only non-gamers would make petty complaints like this.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Matt Cain so much.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Posey on Line Two for you

Something about two – timing.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

why cant he have both

cain and posey sammich

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by operation carrot on Jun 8, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t say no.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

kdl’s a chick.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's why HE can't have both...

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, that’s the funniest part. It’s RIGHT THERE.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lazy peeps is lazy.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I’m, like, the only one who doesn’t have a crush on Buster.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, no, it’s Runzler.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly, thank you!

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look:

If you liked it you should have put a ring on it. I raised my boy right.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to ask your permission to date him at one point, but you weren’t in the thread or something.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want the old Freddy Sanchez, you know, the one from yesterday…

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Half-listening to the FSN Ohio telecasters, I thought I heard “Scott Rowand bobblehead day.” Gave me a bit of a scare there for a minute.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

was was there reaction to the great matt cains RBI single?

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, there was. They were pretty impressed.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T JYNX IT

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah.

Aaron Rowand has not had a hit, yet.

the fuckin' fratellis

by ZenPop on Jun 8, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhhh

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by prnkmonkie77 on Jun 8, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

and we still have two more games in cincy

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo!

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay panda

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 8, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda hits a pitch that looked like a foot off the ground.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s kind of his thing.

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by beat_la_25 on Jun 8, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDA

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda!

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by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PANDA ugly pitch to swing at.

01.19.2010
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Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 8, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Empty .500 night for the Panda

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by hokysmksbw on Jun 8, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

GDIP and 4 LOB

a pretty meaning less 2-4, indeed

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP

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by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

AuBBrey

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 8, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would anyone throw Panda a pitch below his belt right now?

by Joshuahss on Jun 8, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Aubrey Huff

OBP Machine

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by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

More e-surance please, Uribeye(s).

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That look pretty intentional to me...

Aubrey Lamar Huff

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive FPOM

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I PREDICT...

Something good will happen…

the fuckin' fratellis

by ZenPop on Jun 8, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Those darn first pitches!

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Wish Burrell was up now

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s not a strike.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

my son

single-handedly making up for all the McC bitching about the team’s inability to take a walk

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by Goofus on Jun 8, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BB time Nate

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by hokysmksbw on Jun 8, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

SHOW'EM WHY ROWNADS IS USLESS

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

/slider at Nate’s back foot

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

All too easy

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that first pitch to nate was closer to the dugout than it was the strike zone.

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

0-0

PITCHERS COUNT

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Tim Kurkjian just tried to kiss Strasburg on Baseball Tonight and then ran off camera

Well, thats not true, but I’m getting sick of Kurkjian pitching tents over the guy every 5 minutes

by Rdubya on Jun 8, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sure that entire crew was running to the bathroom everytime strasburg finished a inning.

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kurkjian is annoying all the time. And his name is annoying, too.

by jnormous on Jun 8, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Ottoman Empire agrees with you.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 8, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am watching food network to get away from all this Strasburg handjobbing

by HoosierGiant on Jun 8, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call me Mr. Flinstone

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

Let’s go Matthew.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERLOL

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLNATE!

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Good try anyway.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

uhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhhh

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

And Nate gets sent to the bench for another month.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

We won’t really appreciate Nate until he is traded to the Royals for a case of bar-b-q sauce and some broken bats.

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by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back to the bench, Nate

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by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Nate

Maybe its because you’re not getting consisent plate appearances

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 8, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

That called strike wasn’t even close to being close.

So I understand why Nate swung at that last one. It was closer to the strike zone than the first one.

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by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Well to befair to nate

A pitch farther outside was called a strike for strike 1 soooo

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate is making it tough...

…for people on blogs to keep yelling at Rowand.

the fuckin' fratellis

by ZenPop on Jun 8, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NO

The first pitch called for a strike was farther out than the one he swung at. Not surprising he swung at it.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 8, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOTHING WILL STOP ME

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ed Asner hates shahbazi3.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's why we have Burrell!

The money lies in the RBIs
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by hokysmksbw on Jun 8, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really

rowand keeps making it easy.

by sayheybk on Jun 8, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NO.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nix the Nix

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"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

God I hate this ballpark, everyone on their team is a “home run threat”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Posey

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

terrible defender, need ishikawa's gold glove.

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL POSEY

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 8, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweaty Ishi and a complete game for Cain? What a time to be alive.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

this is called a jynx.

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aha! I merely said he would complete the game. I never mentioned an outcome either way. Is that a loophole?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The former makes me wish I were watching the game. The latter makes me want to say, “DAMMIT, DON’T JINX IT.”

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go with 2.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missing context is missing.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LAWL

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Panda

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

What the Tom fuckery? Posey gets replaced?!

by speckops on Jun 8, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Bochy is just trying to piss us off at this point.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

TI is the better defender at first and the Giants are leading.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

BP is the better defender at catcher.

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by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, and this is what I was referring to.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be very unusual to replace a catcher 8 innings into a potential CG.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, you win.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s very unusual to consistently start an old, fat, shitty catcher with a .632 OPS when you have one of the best prospects in the game on your roster.

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by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a different argument.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FAT

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad Panda!

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by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn it, Pablo

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by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

'Nother 20 lbs and Panda snags it

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

at least throw your chest into it come on pablo candy

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

Darn it.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 8, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

How many games has Pablo missed so far this season?

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by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

COMEON DO IT

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Best athlete on the team!

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by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I DONT WANNA SEE WILLY TONIGHT

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Too easy

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, you don’t have a headache?

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

(not on TV) what happened to the infield hit to Pablo?

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by DJ Tofu on Jun 8, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t make the play.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still prevented the double.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard grounder which he stopped with his glove but didn’t field cleanly.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks to all!

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by DJ Tofu on Jun 8, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

A ground ball would be nice

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

109

coming up!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 8, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL UMPIRE

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooooh almost a double play.

by non sequitur on Jun 8, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw we were hoping for a gidp on 109

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by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

woooo hoooo

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

that was 110

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know about you guys

but anytime a reds hitter makes contact my blood pressure gets damon bruce like.

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

awesome.

the fuckin' fratellis

by ZenPop on Jun 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

metaphorically standing

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by DrStankus on Jun 8, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LITERALLY!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

thehavenot is standing

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Holding my breath….

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Good game, Matty

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by timmeh on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

IT IS FINISHED

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

"As Good As It Gets", eh?

“How do you write women so well rate Bruce Bochy?”
“I look at a manager…and I take away reason and accountability.”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nicely done.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOHOOO

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOT!!

Pacifist ass-kisser

by otis29 on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Gifs at Giftube.com


GIFSoup

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

It was the eggrolls, not the ecstasy.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 8, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cainer!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 8, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

BALLGAME!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

dominated

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 8, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

the ball blessed torres.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT CINCY

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Very well done.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY! MATTY!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY MATTY!

Also, Rowand need not ever play again. kthx.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

CG!!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN!!!

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by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN MOTHERFUCKERS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 8, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done Matt

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

good game Matt you’re definitely overachieving

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Matt!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

So...

is this the first complete game shutout that Cain has won?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

twas a joke good sir..

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 8, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I get a Woooooooooooooo for Cain?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

KISS STEALIN WHEELIN DEALIN!!

Ric Flair ruled.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 8, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

To be the man, you gotta beat the man!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 8, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

3RD BEST NO MORE

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

First CG shutout in the year

In the hardest place in baseball to do so.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

No he had that one in ARI

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

or at home

but the one hitter. HOW CAN YOU FORGET THAT

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH THATS RIGHT! I thought he gave up 1 run that game i’m sorry :(.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gave up one run in that Oakland debacle

and it was unearned… still got the CG though

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

CY CAIN

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

..

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

THERE IS NO TOOL...

IN THIS POOL

Let's hug it out, bitch.
Suck It, UT.

by techsig12 on Jun 8, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

now let’s see everybody else in the west lose

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 8, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Zito

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 8, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is amazing.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 8, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 8, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 8, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

1 ER over his last 4 games, 34 IP?

Wow.

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Best pitcher in baseball right now

Well, you know…except for that Strasburg kid that will be dominating ESPN tonight.

Pacifist ass-kisser

by otis29 on Jun 8, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

STUPID East Coast Bias.

Making Molina feel fat.

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FP’s glasses.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

One more

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt hugged Bengie twice. Therefore, Bengie is your starting catcher for the rest of the year.

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

He couldn’t get it all in one hug.

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 8, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Gonna miss you, Bengie.”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

2.11

Yes. That’s Cain’s ERA.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 8, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Send that man to the All-Star Game!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

NL ALL STAR Pitching

looking mightly studly now. If Strasburg can prove he can do this against not-Pirates squads, NL team may not need a closer:
Ubaldo, Halladay, Josh Johnson, Wainwright, Lincecum, Cain, Kershaw, Strasburg

by sayheybk on Jun 8, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ASG, this year? really?

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

hence the conditional clause

but i think, yes, for the Nats representative, if Strasburg is remotely close to this dominant over the next month, he could go

by sayheybk on Jun 8, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

over zimmerman?

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 8, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

why do the Nats get only one all-star?

They have a pretty decent team this season!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 8, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

because Charlie Manuel's picking

i don’t disagree that they’ve been good.
Actually, i didn’t realize Zimmerman’s numbers were as great as they are…he looks deserving of the start, but since that’s a popularity contest I hope he gets the brunt of playing time instead.

but my overall point was that, obviously, Strasburg was ridiculous today. IF he gets 3 or 4 more starts and proves to perform even close to today (10+Ks) in each of them, it’s going to become a question. Not just an easy “kid’s too young, it’s too early” statement.

by sayheybk on Jun 8, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he makes it.

POKEMONZ

And yeah, Zimmerman is ridiculously good. I remember when it was a challenge to find a player from the Natinals to send to the ASG.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 8, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

kershaw’s era is a tad high when compared to some of the other nl starters. its like 3.00

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 8, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends on the next 4 starts

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 8, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does. Still, so far he deserves it.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NATIONAL MEDIA

Cain not on the front page of mlb.com not once during the game, LOL BAD PITCHER.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Leiter giving him some love

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that Cain stopped pitching against powerhouses like SDG and OAK

He’s getting the run support he deserves. Ugh.

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by shahbazi3 on Jun 8, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Madbum looking mighty pissed off in that video.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 8, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Radio only right now. Are they showing it on CSN?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 8, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, okay.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

All star snub that bittch

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

love it, time for the f-dodgers to lose too

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 8, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mets beat padres on walkoff homer by Ike

by mlb22 on Jun 8, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Ike Davis now Giant Killer AND Padre killer

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 8, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the rest of the night, I like Ike.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 8, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

mets win

ike davis walk off homer LOLOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Burrell is a “Hometown Hero.”

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BOULDER CREEK REPRESENT!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

the fact that CSN is serious there is really scary

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 8, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner throwing the ball at velez and saying "CATCH IT"

Was one of the greatest things I have ever witnessed as a sports fan.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Wasn’t that just a joke of FP’s?

by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He dropped an F bomb in the video but I couldn’t tell if he said anything else.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 8, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lidge with the Wilson style save going on right now

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

wow thats still going on, I closed that gameday after 2 outs LOL LIDGE.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paulino just pulled a fred lewis and made an out on a fastball right down broadway on a 2-1 count.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 8, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

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