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HEADACHE!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions
TAKE MY SUPPOSITORY
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I could cure it
But you are right, I do.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/sf/ticketing/group_special_events.jsp#singles2
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Trivia: Pat Burrell
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions
Current Giant drafted #1 overall in 1998.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Does this thread have the runs?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions
It has one.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I really think the Panda could use another day off soon.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
this thread has no vroom
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
JAZZ!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
Holy cow.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
JAZZ MUTHA FUGGIN HANDS!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
JAZZ HANDS!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
REEEBAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
JAZZ!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
throught the screws
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
ROLOLEN!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
Poop. I wanted back to back.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Pooping back to back sounds messy.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Stop judging me.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
JAZZY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
That’s the rumor
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
BRING ON STRASBURG
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
Was waiting for a Burrell homer, but whatever
by Natto on Jun 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Words fail me.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Some days you can’t get rid of a bomb.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I can haz Posey HR?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
No.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
Solo HR then a bunch of baserunners: Giants way.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
GERALD!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Here comes the ridiculously comical double play.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
CALLED IT
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
That was not a difficult call.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
It seems like Bengie has done that a lot more than 6 times this year.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That wasn’t comical at all.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
THE SECOND BASEMAN TOOK A LEISURELY WALK IN THE OUTFIELD BEFORE THROWING TO FIRST!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Now that I’ve had time to reflect on it, it was a little amusing.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Poseeyy!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 8, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
No DP would be positive.
TWSS.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh well.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Maybe it's because we didn't say the magic word.
Bengie, please hit well.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
First you have to tell him he looks pretty. He can’t perform if he doesn’t think you like him.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Bochy flashes the GDP sign
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Lars will make your head feel better.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
lol
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Hertz, don’t it?
/giggle
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
oh god!
poseys turning into a hack
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
FUCK YOU BENGIE
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU FATFACE
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
Pathetic
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
LOL fucking hell
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
Do you blame him?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
could have mailed it
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
LOL - did you see how long the 2B held onto the ball before throwing to 1st?
SLOWLINA!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
His other elbow has to get hurt and he’ll also need to be way past the point of needing surgery on both knees.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, that's uncanny.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I’ve gone from amused to disgusted and all the way back to amused with Bengie.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Same here. There’s a point where a player is so horrible, you can’t do anything but laugh. It’s like having one of those laugher blowout games bat eighth.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
[05:12] deuce deuce: posey single
[05:12] deuce deuce: molina up
[05:12] deuce deuce: about to GIDP
[05:12] deuce deuce: i’ll put money on it
For a split second I thought, “Wow, Philips isn’t even going to attempt a throw to first.”
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
LOL FAT
Even with Posey sliding into the second baseman to get him off balance, he still managed to set up in a proper stance and throw Bengie out by 10 feet. That is horrible.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
and that’s why Posey only has 4 runs and 4 rbis this season
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 8, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
time to DFA bengie
he’s on a one year deal, our catching savior is here. no use for him on this ballclub anymore.
Pisses me off to no end because of the waste of money that
could have been used on another player…actually never mind, Sabean wouldn’t have gotten anyone good with that money, so I guess it doesn’t really matter.
Slightly OT: I love watching somebody order like 3 Big Macs and a super large fry, and then ask for a large diet coke. The battle is lost way before the “diet” beverage.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I very rarely eat junk food (pizza doesn’t count), but still, Big Macs are pretty tiny.
I was promised lasagna.
Well, a 2,000 calorie a day diet is more than you need if you don’t do any kind of exercise. So one Big Mac by itself is at least 1/4 of your food for the day if you’re not a fatty and don’t work out.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I eat about 1100 calories a day. 540 is a lot, not to mention the fat, sodium, and other nasty stuff in there.
by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
But it’s okay, as long as you order a DIET coke!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LOL, though a large coke is like eating a 4th big mac.
by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s an approximation… depending on your size, activity, age, etc.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably not. All nutritional facts on American food products are based on a 2,000 calorie a day diet. I know that 2,000 is more than you should actually eat. Yet another reason why we’re fat. I’m not sure what the specific breakdown is, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Jillian or Bob would probably start closer to 1500.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Jillian Michaels scares me.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m eating pizza tonight! half of a Pasta Pomodoro Calabrese pizza, to be exact.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of casual dining chain restaurants, I love Pasta Pomodoro.
by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m also eating some bruschetta.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
THEY SHOULD CALL THEM TINY MACS AM I RIGHT?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
In the scheme of fast food
A big mac is actually not that bad. Shit everything on the menu at Chili’s is like 1500 min.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
IHOP will kill you if you don’t order wisely.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Be serious.
How could eating a pancake covered with cheesecake filling and topped with another pancake possibly be harmful to your health?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
BJ’s.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
You know a place is good when their salads are like 750+.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I like my salad to be mostly composed of fried chicken, blue cheese, nuts and ranch dressing.
by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
We had a class or two on menu labeling in public health school
I was shocked that some of the most militant opponents were sit-down chain restaurants, then we saw their caloric contents. God, it was horrifying.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
It makes a difference on what I order, that’s for sure. If I order something that’s just full of delicious fats and calories, I know to eat less than half. I think it’s a great idea.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Hard to get it through the legislature though.
However, most people don’t really know what a calorie is .
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
And they’ll be damned if they can tell it apart from a Calorie.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Lets not get started on why we should change to the metric system
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Also, THIS.
"Having potential is the worst insult you can give because it means you haven't done anything yet."
by DividedByZero on Jun 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
When those fleet-footed draftees come up in a couple years
I’m sure the GDP problem will have been resolved
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I just want the “bad hitter” problem to be resolved.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
This always happens: 1 inning, two singles and a homerun, 1 run scored.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
how the fuck is posey suppose to get any RBIs or runs for my pokemonz
if he’s trying to drive in slow ass burrel and keeps on getting into DPs bc of molina
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Bengie has zero usefulness to the Giants
Why keep him around?
Trade him
Release him
Have him sell concessions
JUST GET RID OF HIM
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
CALLS A GOOD GAME. HANDLES THE STAFF. ONE OF OUR GUYS.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Can't do that
It would hurt his feelings.
by Into the Void on Jun 8, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN
Bengie would eat all of the concessions before he sold them.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
BECAUSE HE’LL CRY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
ON HIS BLOG
AND IT WILL MAKE HIS MOTHER SAD
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I think I’d still prefer him to Whiteside as the backup. But he probably doesn’t want to do that.
I was promised lasagna.
No, he'd pout.
I’m sick of his act. He just needs to go.
.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
dumb
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
“You’re in a slump because of the numbers but I don’t feel I’m in a slump.”
by www.westcoastbias.com on Jun 8, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
The cortisone didn’t make it through the fatty layer.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, I see. I am way less fat than Bengie. Which is sad because I DON’T PLAY A SPORT FOR A LIVING.
by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck. you Bruce Bochy, you worthless, annoyingly stubborn and stupid, useless waste of water and minerals.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
HE'S WASTING MY MOFUCKING MINERALS
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on Jun 8, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s pretty horrifying.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
bochy looks so satisfied
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jun 8, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
He no longer has a migraine.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if it gets rid of the headache.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
THAT IS CORRECT!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn you Cincy crowd
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Giants comfortably leading the league in GIDP
56 through yesterday, ATL next with 52, then 3 teams at 48.
Besides Sandoval’s 14 (now 15), Rowand has 7, DeRosa has 6 in only 104 PAs, and Molina has 5 (now 6) in only 170 PAs. Huff has 6 and Uribe has 5 but I’ll cut them slack because they’re obviously contributing otherwise.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?
LOL BUSTER
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Bochy
Playing a catcher at first base, and playing a worthless blob of fat at catcher
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
LOL Us for being fans of this shit.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Laynce with a y?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Layme.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Is he from Texas? Because then it would be spelled phonetically.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
He was born in Houston….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
So just say it with a drawl and it makes sense.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Llama venom
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait for the carnage.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
DP Records
Team in a season:
AL 1990 Boston Red Sox 174 1990
NL 1958 St. Louis Cardinals 166 1958
Player: n
AL Jim Rice Boston 36 1984
NL Miguel Tejada Houston 32 2008
Panda is well welll well ahead of pace. The team is on pace.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 8, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
I believe that Seka had more DPs than all of those teams combined.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I took a polaroid with her
at the New Century Theater in 1992 or so
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
yay
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
FFS SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR GOD DAMN FACE JACK I DON’T FUCKING CARE
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
At least he doesn’t have a migraine anymore.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, it’s one of my favorite commercials.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I was okay with it for a while, but I am soooooooooooo tired of it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
DON’T DO IT. DON’T EAT MY FACE. DO NOT. . . .
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I hate that commercial so much.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
/high five
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Booo! that story is told with a great economy of cuts… also, I laugh when she says that.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You ate his face?!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I can go for some Banana Mango Right about now.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Matt!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
i thought rolen was suppose to be consistant
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on Jun 8, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
CAIN!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOLBENGIE
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
CAIN
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
Molina should not hit at all.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
he doesn’t
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
/golf clap
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to admit that Andres Torres is causing me to question my sexual orientation.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Ks be damned.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I mean, just look at the guy. He’s cute as a button.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Ass like an apple.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s why he wears apple bottoms.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
What are we talking about anyway?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, Torres.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Butt fruit
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Crunchy and yet juicy when you bite into it.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
And boots with the fur.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I'm like this with Timmy and Buster.
Total man crush(s)
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
I have a regular crush on Buster. He’s so damn awesome.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Totally. You’d never see him whining like someone else we know.
by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Serious. Andres didn’t get regular MLB play until his early thirties. Bengie would have taken up cutting by that point.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL, for reals. Andres is humble. I think it gives him a better work ethic.
by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought Omri Casspi made you question your sexual orientation?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I don’t recall if that’s the case. He certainly did the opposite as the season went on.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
No
he hasn’t learned how to do that yet, apparently
by Into the Void on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLRRES
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Torres
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Dear Blog:
I woke up this morning and told myself not to read the internets, but after I ate my five-egg omelette (without extra sausage – yay!), I couldn’t resist checking. Why are they so mean to me blog friend? I really try hard, I run as fast as I can, and mama says she’s proud of me. Don’t they realize I don’t want to ground into double plays? BRB Blog – I need to finish my Skyline Chili plate (without extra cheese – yay!). Bruce sat me down and told me I’m his guy, and I love him for that. But I can’t help that I need the fans to love me like he does. What do I have to do? I don’t want to quit, and I’ll show them. I’m not going to hit into a double play today, you wait. They’ll love me…they’ll love me yet! Okay blog friend, I’ve gotta go – Steak ‘n Shake has a steak burger with my name on it (but no extra thick milkshake – yay!). Pray for me blog friend – think ’no double plays’, ‘no double plays’.
Love, Bengie
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
by TMOX on Jun 8, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
So you ate a breakfast with no (extra) hog?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
You win the award.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
kuip
The only player to hit two triples with the bases loaded in a game. July 7, 1978 vs. the Yankees.
(Reds’ side trivia.)
if the AL can have a designated hitter who doesn’t field, how about the Giants petition for a designated fielder who doesn’t hit? some use for Molina if ever needed
But his defense is also bad.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
OBP
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
4 pitch walk?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
OBP
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Pablo Sandoval
OBP Machine
… wait, what?
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Terrible AB
/scottinmarin
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions
LETS GO GIANTS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Jun 8, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Those two in the back are threatening me.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I find it strangely exciting.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Too young
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, migraines don’t start to get really bad until you get older.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t actually know what I’m talking about. I’ve never had a headache that wasn’t induced by a fever.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Getting rid of the fever!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
From the time I was 10 I've gotten brutal migraines, but in my case they were worse when I was younger.
Problem is that people who’ve never had one can’t imagine the unbelievable pain involved.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I certainly cannot.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Imagine having a bad hangover and someone banging on your head with a sledgehammer.
You’ll be in the ballpark.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
But I’ve never had a headache when I’ve been hungover. I just feel gross and throw up a lot.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless that’s what you mean.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I get a few a year. Nasty. I’ve learned to recognize the starting signs, and sometimes can essentially block it before it takes hold. But when I can’t, I’m no good for a few hours. Ugh.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Treatment!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
If I don't catch it early it develops into a 36 hour thing where light and sound make me vomit, and if I sleep it's sitting in a chair.
Similar to how many Giants fans react to Bochy’s lineups.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That does sound awful.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine peaked in my early 20s. I don’t get them nearly as often anymore, only about once a year now. I have no idea what was causing them, but I’m glad they’ve mostly gone away.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
I guess it is hard not to peak in your early 20s.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
LOL
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
strasburg?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOL GIANTS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions
well, only because Bengie’s hitting. Otherwise it’s ok.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Strasburg at 81 pitches
do they let him go out there in the 7th?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
porcelain coff boras
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
yes. I think his pitch count is in the 90 range
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 8, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean, pitch limit
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 8, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
STFD
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 8, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
Swing through stuff!
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
OUTSIDEINSIDEINSIDEOUTSIDEINSIDEINSIDEOUTSIDE
TWSS
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Wow
It’s amazing that Cain is the longest tenured Giant.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Count their wisdom rings, not their yearlies.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Wouldn’t you have to cut them in half to do that?
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?
Just examine their logs. No need to be violent about it. Unless they ask you to.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Do they propeller their logs?
If so, I will not examine them.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Yeah, he’s totally within the half Timmy’s age plus seven rule.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I just learned that rule in the context of my weird crush on Mark Gardner.
by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I was involved in that conversation.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a live conversation (I have those sometimes — crazy!) so I don’t think you were there.
In case you’re wondering, though, Mark Gardner is not too old for me.
by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey! I didn’t know that you did the math that way, though. I though you just randomly pulled out an arbitrary number.
by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
That’s so weird.
It’s like how Vlasic is the longest-tenured Sharks defenseman at 23.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL PITCHER DOUBLE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
le cure makes me sick
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on Jun 8, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Pitcher hit
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Whew!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions
PHMA?
"Having potential is the worst insult you can give because it means you haven't done anything yet."
by DividedByZero on Jun 8, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
pinch hitter and me
new sitcom
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on Jun 8, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
bp is behind it
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on Jun 8, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a non sequitur
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie Molina is slugging .320. Which is worse than David Eckstein.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Poor Bengie.
LOL ME
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Nice catch
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Nice catch, asshole.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You gotta be kidding me
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions
Thought he trapped it at first glance
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions
Geez
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL POWER HITTER
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions
Buster, your only hope is a HR
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
from now on
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on Jun 8, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
holy crap nice catch.
anyone keeping track of the # of average→great defensive plays made against this team over the last week? seems like there are 3 or 4 a game.
That chili dog looks hideous.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Chili bun?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Just go to Taco Bell and save yourself a 2,000 mile journey.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
But they do provide buttpee at a competitive price.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I think it was a butt pee reference
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
there is a Casper's right next to Taco Bell in Walnut Creek
/feasible
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
The chilli or Giants Baseball?
"Having potential is the worst insult you can give because it means you haven't done anything yet."
by DividedByZero on Jun 8, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions
OT: Dinner
I’ve got some chicken. What should I do with it for dinner? I’m all out of ideas.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Weakly ground it to second base.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
What cuts?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I made this the other night, and it was pretty darn tasty.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Hmmm… versatile. Curry?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I made a Thai green curry with pork last weekend. I was surprised at how good it was.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I love making thai curry
I also love palm sugar
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Adobo?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve got a couple cans of chipotle en adobo in the pantry. Does that count?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I’m not sure if it does.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Z

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Bread it.
Create pesto and pasta. Cherry tomatoes. BOOM, meal.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Hmmm. I have some pesto already.
I’ve got the bread crumbs.
BOOM, baby!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Protip:
Add Parmesan to your breading.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Always do. Plus some chile powder.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I like it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
“The offense? Juan Uribe.”
LOL OFFENSE
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL Gameday says In play : No out.
And then shows out.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Uh-oh
I hope this isn’t the inning where Cain’s luck runs out…
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Shift-A
‘Sup, y’all!
Is a Strasburg mention crossing the streams? Because HOLY FUCK! He’s struck out 7 in a row, 8 of 9, and 14 overall, and he’s still hitting 99 in the seventh. He’s struck men out with four different pitches.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 8, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, I kinda just thought there was a possibility folks had already reach saturation point on updates. But this is one of the most dominating pitching performances I’ve ever seen. 14/0 K/BB, plus all that shit I wrote above? Hot damn.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 8, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
He is assuredly a great talent, but to be fair, it is Pittsburgh.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure. But dude is in position to tie the single game K record. That’s impossible to mitigate.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I think he’s out of the game now.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
And I should have said 9-inning K record.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Well, he’s out of the game for a PH now, but 14/0 in 7 IP is good against anyone. And his command of the zone is ridiculous. He’s alternating between 99 MPH and knee buckling curves, and throwing both for strikes. He’s recorded strikeouts with four different pitches! It’s like he came from the future.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 8, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
/slobbers
/wipes
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 8, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions
saw tony gwynn
thought he was kenan for a second
Yay Sanchez
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WTF SANCHEZ?
DON’T DO THAT AGAIN!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Worst case scenario would have been a force out at second.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You’re obviously not very imaginative.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Worst case scenario would have been Armageddon.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Not to mention a simultaneous plague of locusts.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless he kicked it in the stands
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll take the sure thing.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF MR EFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions
YAY MOLE
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I’ve got a jar in the pantry. That’s an idea.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Chicken ala Freddy
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps you haven’t had it prepared properly.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I’m a dude, dude.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
dude
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
sweet
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I use that line a lot
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
We go to a place up in Roseville… best chicken molé dish that we’ve found. I had the left overs for lunch today. yummies!
La Fiesta in Mountain View serves it up pretty well.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
We go to a little hole in the wall in E. LA. Good Mole, and even better chilaquiles
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yum. Love chilaquiles.
And also, you can sing “chilaquiles” to the tune of “Wooly Bully”.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Uno! Dos!
One! Two! Tres! Cuatro!
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?
I volunteer in Roseville. Where’s the place? When I go, it’s lunch time, and I’m all for having mole(accent) for lunch.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
where’s the place/what’s the name, etc
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
GUNNED!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Brandon Phillips
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Good throw, Molina.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Nice toss, Bengie
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
WTF MOLINA THREW OUT A RUNNER
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
Bizarro World
Molina threw a guy out?
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?
LOL Bengie to Buster
I CAN DO IT TOO!
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
I think this is the official "Molina threw out a runner?!" gif

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
YES
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
OH SHIZ
“im suppose to be at second applying the tag!!!!!!”
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on Jun 8, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome to, the twilight zone.
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 8, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions
molina has been throwing balls across the canyon
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jun 8, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions
He doesn't like you
I don’t like you either
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
I have no choice but to buy Adidas
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL FAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions
Molina LOL
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
Wait, the Giants have two outs? Man, that was quick.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
BENGIELOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
TORRES!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Andres
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
should add giants’ faces to the girls
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on Jun 8, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be a good project for you.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
THE GIANT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
Torres is awesome.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I almost can’t believe he didn’t swing at that.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Strasburg makes
Nolan Ryan look like Scott Garrelts. If Scott Garrelts had Kelly Downs’ love child and they gave him up for adoption. …and then a young Dwight Gooden adopted and raised him.
…along with wolves.
the fuckin' fratellis
MORE BASE RUNNERS!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
OBP
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
How many times a game does Kruk talk about open bases? It seems like a lot.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
wtf
Franchize hitting streak in danger!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I love baby pandas!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s unhittable.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean, there’s just no chance he could give up a hit in this situation.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Then again...
If Pablo got a hit here, it wouldn’t impact Rhodes’ ERA.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Sustainable!!
Against Pablo with runners on base
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
wow
Just saw what bengie did in the 4th inning… lol?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Probably Lincecum. It would have been Cain but I wasn’t as into the minors then as I later became.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
My employers’ is one of the sponsors for that girl that was on the Geico park. We built her motor and exhaust.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
park = bike
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
HR HR HR HR HR HR HR HR HR HR HR HR HR HR HR HR HR HR HR HR
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Rhodes makes...
Greg Minton look like Scott Garrelts. If Scott Garrelts had Kelly Downs’ love child and they gave him up for adoption. …and then a young Fernando adopted and raised him.
…along with wolves.
the fuckin' fratellis
And the very top of the zone.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit Sandoval
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Don’t swing at high fastballs, Panda.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh well.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You can’t hit that, Pablo
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
god dammit giants
Fucking score runs for matt cain
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
FUCK!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
Stupid
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKStupid
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 8, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Check handle?
Is joke?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I fell into the chasm.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Your name is apt.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That was ball four, Panda. :(
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
Goddammit. Can't hit the high hard ones.
Stop doing that, Panda.
And what happened to him?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Sad
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 8, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
How can something so fat not make contact with a fastball just above the zone?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Wait, what?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Continuous ragging on Pablo… tiresome.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The only two guys who'd be worse in the #3 spot in the order tonight:
Bengie and the pitcher
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Remember when Panda was good?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
minor leagues were fluke
last year fluke
world is ending
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jun 8, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s still good. Even the way he is now he’s one of the better 23-year-old hitters in the league. We need to not let him get out of perspective.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
whooooaaaa
deja vu
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
I dunno if you guys remember
But last season when the giants were playing the reds at home, matt cain pitched a CG and got…. 1 run of support.
/facepalm
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
THIS IS THE LAST STRAW
I CANNOT BELIEVE THE DETESTABLE BRIAN SABEAN FAILED TO DRAFT STEPHEN STRASBURG OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL. THIS WILL NOT STAND! FIRE HIM NOW!!!!!!!
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
If we can't fire him for the right reasons...
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Sarcasm Fail
“You can always recover from the player you didn’t sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price.” —Billy Beane
Sabean’s blatant suckage is due not to his failing to sign this or that player, but is due to his signing of MULTIPLE players at the wrong price, and by doing so he has crippled this franchise for years.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY! ONE PITCH OUTS~!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
HELLO OFFENSE
Hello…offense?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
Sorry, wrong number.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 8, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Get a groundball, please
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
"For the last time guys, I'm beggin' ya. Don't fuck this up for me."

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Is Burrell
actually going to turn out to be a shrewd signing? Living in Tampa I saw him for the Rays up close and he looked terrble, but his whole demeanor seems to have changed now.
He’s from the santa cruz and loves the bay area. I imagine hanging out with big time stoners like zito, wilson, and timmy reminds him of his youth and has inspired greatness.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I like it
Seems to me like low risk-high reward. If Burrell can get himself straightened out, he’s a hitter who brings both power and plate discipline. At worst, he’s a good RH bat for late in games when you need a HR.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
The main risk is losing out on what Nate/Bowker might provide.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
I know I'm in the minority on this...
But I’m willing to take that risk. I think both are just the latest in the long line of Giants’ farm system AAAA outfielders.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
A rightie PH bat coming off the bench is basically how he should be used.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Guy is going to be playing regardless
So I sure as hell hope he does ok
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
y'know, Burrell was dumped by Tampa after ONE bad week to start May
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
For real?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 8, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions
GTFO, Reds hitter!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TORRES!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
ANDRES!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
Wow.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TORESS!!!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 8, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
haha so excited I spelt his damn name wrong. fail.
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 8, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
CANTALOPE
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
TORRES!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I like Matt Cain. I also like Andres Torres.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
another great catch from torres?
im at work.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
I feel like there’s no way Rowand makes that play.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
TORRES!
TORRES!
TORRES!
This will never get old.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
Geez
plays like that seem to happen in every Giants game
both for and against
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Torrerists
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 8, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Andresgynous.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
the wave…
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Random question...
Who is the Giants’ backup shortstop right now?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Really?
Wow…I thought he was strictly a second baseman.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Looked him up in Baseball Reference
18 games at SS over 4+ years in baseball
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Molina
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 8, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLBREY
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
Dusty Baker, COME ON OUT!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions
Every time I see the name "Burell"
i have a moment of deep panic because i have been conditioned to see “burriss”
Starting SS tonight for SJ
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: This Padres/Mets game
O/U 13 innings?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions
Masset's ERA: 6.66
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
LOLRIBE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
Z

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 8, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions
Uribe's been the offense again?
Sheesh.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions
Pat the Bat
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
PAT!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Spank
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
Come on, kid
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
I lol’d when delwyn young crushed a hanger on a 3-2 count for a 2 run shot, it was identical to what happend to wilson on sunday.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Strike you out, I will.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 8, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He'll fold like a cheap chair against the Yankees in the Series.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants have never seen a 3-0 pitch they didn’t like. Like to swing at, that is.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?
they generally never see 3-0
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 8, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That never stopped us!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
PH 4 BENGIE 2010
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
LOL MOLINA
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
OBP
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I’d also choose to face Molina.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
GERALD WALKS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
I’d pitch around him too.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
/baker uses mike soscia logic with posey
(must get to bengie)
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Hmmmm
I wonder what kind of fail this will be?
K is my guess.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
C'mon Bengie, embarrass me for my lack of faith
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
It’s like when you’re leaving your dominatrix’s place.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That was low
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
Strike?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
He’s not in a slump if he doesn’t feel like he’s in one
by www.westcoastbias.com on Jun 8, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
It did!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Shift +A just got out of a final...
Sweet JAZZY HANDS. I expected more from a Rowand-less lineup
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!
BENGIE!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
I'll be damned.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Nice!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
YAY FAT!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
That’s one hell of a pinch runner right there.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
It's been a while
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OMFG BENGIE?!?!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
OMG MOLINA GOT A BASE HIT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
STFU
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!
RBI machine
BORK smiles
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
BENJIE PUTS IT IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!
Die Haters! DIE!
..but then show up at tomorrow’s thread.
the fuckin' fratellis
Awful pitch, but still, yay Bengie!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Looked like Flan wanted Buster to stay at 2nd
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
Cain doing it himself
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
CAIN!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
MATT FUCKING CAIN!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
Sadly, in Bochy’s mind, this justifies Molina getting more AB
by www.westcoastbias.com on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
CAINER!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
DO IT YOURSELF, MATT!
do it yourself, matt!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
MATT FUCKING CAIN
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
HAHAHAHA CAIN
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Torres could blow this one wide open.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TWSS!
"Having potential is the worst insult you can give because it means you haven't done anything yet."
by DividedByZero on Jun 8, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
CAIN!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BENGIE!!
See?? Even Cain can hit this guy. THAT NEGATES YOUR CLUTCH HIT!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Awesome
I was just about to yell for a pinch hitter too.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
THERE"S the - heh - offense!
We really need to get realigned.
15 – 3 against NL Least!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
Whoops, 14 - 3

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
BENGIE FINDS THE RIBEYE
Earns himself another month of starting time.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?
LOL Torres
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOLRRES!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
he was already so demoralized that he couldn’t score posey last night, when he saw fat standing on second base, he cried inside.
by panda revival on Jun 8, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie’s jog from second looked so awkward, like he forgot how to.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Torres' at bat
Did he and Bengie do one of those Freaky Friday things?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Matt fuckin cain
ALL STAR SNUB THAT
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I kind of hope
that the Giants don’t win the next five World Series titles…
…because then Bochy will still want to start Molina.
the fuckin' fratellis
If starting Bengie means 5 rings I'll take it.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift+A
B$! CAINER! ANOTHER CF? FUCK YOU SABES!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
The best outfielder on the team generally plays CF
It doesn’t mean they’ll play CF as a pro.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I really thought this game was gonna be like that 2-1 heartbreaker in St. Louis last year. Glad to be wrong.
New thread?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HARANG-G-G-G-G!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
I CANT BELIEVE BENGIE BURNS US ALL
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Wow
Thanks, Ump!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
Hard to believe that they got him.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Check...cleared.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
Safe, eh?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
Quite safe.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LIKE A SOW!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
MLBTV screwing up - audio from Sonic commercial overlaid on gamecast
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
Andres can play some defense
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
Armando Galarraga says:
“Where were you last week, Gary Darling??”
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Wasn't Darling the one making bad calls against the Dodgers last year?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 8, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup
And the one that called the balk on Timmy.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Baker arguing the call
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 8, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
SCOOT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
COMEON CAIN DO IT FOR ME
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!
Wow, remember when managers like… said stuff ? argued calls? SEEMED TO FREAKING CARE ABOUT HIS TEAM?!?!?
What is this blasphemy you speak of
Bork would never disrespect a umpire.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
AHHHHHHHH
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!
Votto vows 'venge
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
TAKE OUT BOCHY
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!
LOL BENGIE
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
NAY JOEY
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Wait, the ump is Gary Darling? Why does that name sound so familiar…
/wikipedias
Ohhhhh everything makes sense now.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
best part of that wiki
Wotus complained about the call, and pitcher Tim Lincecum was upset to such an extent that he gave up a deep fly ball to the next hitter, allowing the game to be tied
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jun 8, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I hated that game, and I hated that ump.
Wotus complained about the call, and pitcher Tim Lincecum was upset to such an extent that he gave up a deep fly ball to the next hitter, allowing the game to be tied.
lol but this logic is funny. “upset leads to sac fly!” obviously a homer who wrote this.
Shift A
Slow night for baseball right? What did I miss?
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Dont lie to me
If your going to make something up at least make it believable
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Cain with the ribeyes!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Now that I believe!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
there was this stadsborg guy. and also this stanchion guy.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
FINISH HIM!!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
“Cain has moved it around, he hasn’t just pumped it into one location…”
O RLY!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Torres
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL TORRES!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
LOL DICK IN YO FACE VOTTO
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
For those that criticize Bochy...
…and yearn for Dusty…
Remember the Dusty / Mark Gardner love affair?
Dusty liked his vets, too.
the fuckin' fratellis
lol
See any Dusty yearners around these parts?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
/yearns for then w/l record
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy or Dusty?
I don’t think those are the only choices
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
better question is bochy or felipe alou
at least bochy gets up to argue calls
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jun 8, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Scary Huff is scary.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
Torres is like Kelly Leak out there
by www.westcoastbias.com on Jun 8, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
It doesent matter
Cain is a beast
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
101
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jun 8, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL KUIP
“It’s hard to call the best athlete on the team off, but torres did’ LOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
It was sort of center left. Huff could probably have gotten it.
by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
What's with our pitchers outhitting Nads
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!
Buster Posey on Line Two for you
Something about two – timing.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
why cant he have both
cain and posey sammich
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jun 8, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
kdl’s a chick.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's why HE can't have both...

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Lazy peeps is lazy.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, I’m, like, the only one who doesn’t have a crush on Buster.
by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
No, no, it’s Runzler.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Look:
If you liked it you should have put a ring on it. I raised my boy right.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I tried to ask your permission to date him at one point, but you weren’t in the thread or something.
by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I want the old Freddy Sanchez, you know, the one from yesterday…
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!
Half-listening to the FSN Ohio telecasters, I thought I heard “Scott Rowand bobblehead day.” Gave me a bit of a scare there for a minute.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
was was there reaction to the great matt cains RBI single?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
We all developed headaches and then cured them
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
DON'T JYNX IT
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!
and we still have two more games in cincy
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!
Pablo!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
that’s kind of his thing.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
PANDA
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!
Panda!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
GDIP and 4 LOB
a pretty meaning less 2-4, indeed
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!
OBP
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
OBP
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!
That look pretty intentional to me...
Aubrey Lamar Huff
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
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Those darn first pitches!
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my son
single-handedly making up for all the McC bitching about the team’s inability to take a walk
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
SHOW'EM WHY ROWNADS IS USLESS
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/slider at Nate’s back foot
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
I’m pretty sure that first pitch to nate was closer to the dugout than it was the strike zone.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
0-0
PITCHERS COUNT
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OT
Tim Kurkjian just tried to kiss Strasburg on Baseball Tonight and then ran off camera
Well, thats not true, but I’m getting sick of Kurkjian pitching tents over the guy every 5 minutes
The Ottoman Empire agrees with you.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 8, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Call me Mr. Flinstone
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
JUGGERLOL
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
LOLNATE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
uhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhhh
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And Nate gets sent to the bench for another month.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
Back to the bench, Nate
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh Nate
Maybe its because you’re not getting consisent plate appearances
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
That called strike wasn’t even close to being close.
So I understand why Nate swung at that last one. It was closer to the strike zone than the first one.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Well to befair to nate
A pitch farther outside was called a strike for strike 1 soooo
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL NO
The first pitch called for a strike was farther out than the one he swung at. Not surprising he swung at it.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
NOTHING WILL STOP ME
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LOL NO.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Nix the Nix
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
terrible defender, need ishikawa's gold glove.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Sweaty Ishi and a complete game for Cain? What a time to be alive.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
this is called a jynx.
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The former makes me wish I were watching the game. The latter makes me want to say, “DAMMIT, DON’T JINX IT.”
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Go with 2.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

LAWL

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Bochy is just trying to piss us off at this point.
by kdl on Jun 8, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
TI is the better defender at first and the Giants are leading.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
BP is the better defender at catcher.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
This is true.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be very unusual to replace a catcher 8 innings into a potential CG.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s very unusual to consistently start an old, fat, shitty catcher with a .632 OPS when you have one of the best prospects in the game on your roster.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
That’s a different argument.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL FAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
damn
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Darn it, Pablo
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
'Nother 20 lbs and Panda snags it
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
COMEON DO IT
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Best athlete on the team!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I DONT WANNA SEE WILLY TONIGHT
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Too easy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
(not on TV) what happened to the infield hit to Pablo?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Didn’t make the play.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Still prevented the double.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
A ground ball would be nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
109
coming up!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL UMPIRE
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
woooo hoooo
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that was 110
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I don't know about you guys
but anytime a reds hitter makes contact my blood pressure gets damon bruce like.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
FINISH HIM!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
metaphorically standing
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
LITERALLY!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
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Holding my breath….
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
IT IS FINISHED

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
"As Good As It Gets", eh?
“How do you write women so well rate Bruce Bochy?”
“I look at a manager…and I take away reason and accountability.”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
It was the eggrolls, not the ecstasy.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 8, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
BALLGAME!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
wow
the ball blessed torres.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
SUCK IT CINCY
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YAY! MATTY!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
CG!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
WIN!!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
MATT CAIN MOTHERFUCKERS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
YES!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 8, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay Matt!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
Can I get a Woooooooooooooo for Cain?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
KISS STEALIN WHEELIN DEALIN!!
Ric Flair ruled.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 8, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
To be the man, you gotta beat the man!
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
3RD BEST NO MORE
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First CG shutout in the year
In the hardest place in baseball to do so.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
No he had that one in ARI
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or at home
but the one hitter. HOW CAN YOU FORGET THAT
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OH THATS RIGHT! I thought he gave up 1 run that game i’m sorry :(.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
He gave up one run in that Oakland debacle
and it was unearned… still got the CG though
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CY CAIN
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Woooo

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Jun 8, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
1 ER over his last 4 games, 34 IP?
Wow.
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Best pitcher in baseball right now
Well, you know…except for that Strasburg kid that will be dominating ESPN tonight.
Pacifist ass-kisser
STUPID East Coast Bias.
Making Molina feel fat.
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One more

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
He couldn’t get it all in one hug.
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haha
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 8, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
“Gonna miss you, Bengie.”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
2.11
Yes. That’s Cain’s ERA.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Send that man to the All-Star Game!
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
NL ALL STAR Pitching
looking mightly studly now. If Strasburg can prove he can do this against not-Pirates squads, NL team may not need a closer:
Ubaldo, Halladay, Josh Johnson, Wainwright, Lincecum, Cain, Kershaw, Strasburg
ASG, this year? really?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
hence the conditional clause
but i think, yes, for the Nats representative, if Strasburg is remotely close to this dominant over the next month, he could go
over zimmerman?
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jun 8, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
why do the Nats get only one all-star?
They have a pretty decent team this season!
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
because Charlie Manuel's picking
i don’t disagree that they’ve been good.
Actually, i didn’t realize Zimmerman’s numbers were as great as they are…he looks deserving of the start, but since that’s a popularity contest I hope he gets the brunt of playing time instead.
but my overall point was that, obviously, Strasburg was ridiculous today. IF he gets 3 or 4 more starts and proves to perform even close to today (10+Ks) in each of them, it’s going to become a question. Not just an easy “kid’s too young, it’s too early” statement.
I hope he makes it.
POKEMONZ
And yeah, Zimmerman is ridiculously good. I remember when it was a challenge to find a player from the Natinals to send to the ASG.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
kershaw’s era is a tad high when compared to some of the other nl starters. its like 3.00
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jun 8, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL NATIONAL MEDIA
Cain not on the front page of mlb.com not once during the game, LOL BAD PITCHER.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Leiter giving him some love
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Now that Cain stopped pitching against powerhouses like SDG and OAK
He’s getting the run support he deserves. Ugh.
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Madbum looking mighty pissed off in that video.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Radio only right now. Are they showing it on CSN?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
CSN
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Ah, okay.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
All star snub that bittch
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
YES
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
mets win
ike davis walk off homer LOLOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
BOULDER CREEK REPRESENT!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Bumgarner throwing the ball at velez and saying "CATCH IT"
Was one of the greatest things I have ever witnessed as a sports fan.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Lidge with the Wilson style save going on right now
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

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