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by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

runny thread plz

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you!

How is Bengie’s average still so high?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Q

I was just wondering the same thing myself

by JeffWondersWhy on Jun 6, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

not as high as his cholesterol

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

We actually get a new thread?!

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Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

come on Buster

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 6, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread will memorable when Posey hits his first jack.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Why?

We only had 1500 comments!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahem

1403

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rounding to the nearest increment of 500.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 6, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOSH A NEW THREAD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

nice take

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey singles!

Good thread.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 6, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

SAVIOR

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 6, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So guys..

Is this Posey kid good?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I FUCKING WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO THIS KID

/caresses chair

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!

Too bad he’s batting between Molina and Rowand.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I was still workin' the last thread!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 6, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Pinch running?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 6, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate better steal

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate sighting

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

bad hitter

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

rowand

time for a random LOL ROAD HOME RUN from rowand

/prays

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

THEY PINCH RAN FOR POSEY THE ASSHOLES!!

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

What?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Or Molina. Or if Timmy’s spot comes up. Or ANYONE BUT POSEY.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PULLING BUSTER

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

With Molina, Posey, and Rowand up in the inning, Posey is the one who gets lifted? For a runner? WTF.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Bochy. I am so sick of this shit.

by out machine on Jun 6, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU PINCH RUN FOR BUSTER

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would you pinch run here. So fucking stupid

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is going into extras.. Good thing we took out our best hitter.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

so infuriating….

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott broke MCC.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

and of course SBNation crashed just to doom freddy.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when SBN goes wonky there is an IRC channel. #TheCove on dalnet.

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Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

UGH

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CRASH

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 6, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone punch anything on that ring up?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes I woke my dad up

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gave my chair the ali treatment, similiar to how the giants give me the electric chair treatment.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You taunted it?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 6, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya and it talked back to me so I gave it a few hooks.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he punched you?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 6, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hit the desk and my dad thought I spilled something.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually facepalm’d.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup...

my dresser about 4 times…causing concern throughout my household

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 6, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I yelled various obscenities at the television.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, anyway...

Taking out Posey in a tie game after he just got a hit, leaving Rowand and Molina in the lineup. Oh I guess they are DUE. I’m getting ANGRYZ.

by JeffWondersWhy on Jun 6, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a good pitch by Donnelley

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I just don’t get why Mole would take that pitch it wasn’t even a borderline pitch.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It fooled him. He couldn’t pull the trigger.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

sitting dead red

committed to fastball

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

I’m back from the mountains and all I have to say is.

LOL SB Nation
LOL Scott
LOL Lincecum
LOL Freddy Sanchez

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

you saw the light, eh?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 6, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It worked for Thoreau.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where in the mountains were you? We spent yesterday at Yosemite, it was crowded!

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by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We where up in Plumas County

There’s still a lot of snow on the ground, so there isn’t a lot of people up there.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of the snow was gone, the water levels were the highest I think we’ve ever seen.

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by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait… why is Posey’s bat out of the game?

We might need that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy decided to have Nate pinch run for Posey.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

But WHY?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he can refrain from stealing.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 6, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ok.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big head couldn’t get his LOLtastic lineup in today, so he thought he’d sneak in a stupid switch as a consolation prize.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

That was interesting.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, otherwise what was the point of PR for Buster?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was no point, bork bork bork

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really want someone to address this.

I can’t come up with a reason. Stay out of the double play is the best one I can get to. Have a better defense for later innings?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the hit and run DP is still too fresh in Bochy’s mind and he blames Posey for it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

But even the DP thing doesn’t make sense. Having Nate PH for Rowand would have accomplished the same thing, but with better speed and a left handed batter coming out of the box.

I’m just grasping at straws.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just grasping at straws.

Touching yourself again?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have done the same in your position.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 6, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have let Nate him for Scott and kept Posey in the game.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

*hit

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or hit for Bengie, and let Posey catch with Ishi playing 1st.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes too much sense

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right. /Bork

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 6, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering about this myself… except Nate’s a top end guy and not so great right out of the blocks.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doumit SUCKS at throwing

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, work with me here.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

So. ND for Timmy.

Water is wet.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

better than a 5 walk loss to the pirates

I at least feel better that timmy looked much better today, despite some LOL hard contact.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, Nate replaces Rowand?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jun 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Well at least Rowand is out of the game

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WALKZLER

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

lol walkzer

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

lol cubs

 only NL tean behind today…

by giantdonkey on Jun 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

the baby . . .

 . . . is very confused regarding the behavior of certain custodial adults.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Epic fail by Bochy

molina has cost us scoring chances by batting ahead of posey.

posey batting between the 2 worst hitters.

taking out posey.

WTF

by Blub on Jun 6, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

going with the good swingers

Posey takes to much off his swing with 2 strikes.. I can’t have non gamers like that BORK BORK BORK.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is either drunk or just nuts

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or stupid. He’s probably just stupid.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok guys time to start praying ubualdo gets hammered

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2010_06_06_colmlb_arimlb_1

/prays stoicly

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure, I am sacrificing virgins and goats.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/lights jiminez jersey on fire
/gets michael pietrus’s grandma to put a voodoo hex on jiminez

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warms up “special” bottle

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 6, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW HE TAKES ROWAND OUT?
NOW???

I’M SO SICK OF BOTCHY!!!!!!

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by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rowand

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey was embarrassing Molina too much

Bork cannot risk Posey gets on base again after a hit and a walk, so he took him out.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Dunston immediately called for him to be released.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

Posey showing up Molina, and Bork would have none of that

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 6, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was a tied game really the right time to go with Runzler?

I know I’m just criticizing here for the sake of criticizing, but wouldn’t it be better to actually avoid baserunners?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Our manager uses stats based on games he made up.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he's DREAMY

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The March to .200 stands at:

Rowand: .225
Molina : .248

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

After about .250 it is slower and more steady.

Remember a .250 hitter at least averages a 1-4 day.

Rowand is not even averaging that.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just think: Only two weeks ago, Bengie was batting .309.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy still thinks he has a good swing going.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 6, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d have to drink A LOT of Red Bull.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He meant buffalo wings.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 6, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It still amuses me to think of Bengie having to shotgun like nine Red Bulls just to get wings big enough to carry him.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Him and the giant platter of buffalo wings he’s eating.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmmm

Buffalo wings

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 6, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 for 50-something will do that.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 6, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doenst matter what they hit

they will keep running them out there. It is beyond belief quite honestly. Nate takes a 2-24 and he’s been permanently sent to the bench. Meanwhile Rowand and Molina go about a combined 6-75 and they run them out there damn near every day.

If it wasn’t so frustrating it would be kind of funny.

by lexluth7 on Jun 6, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is out of place, but

You know another thing I like about Buster? He doesn’t fuck around in the batter’s box.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 6, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Good point, Mr. Disaster,

It reminds this baby of bondsian resolve.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. Also, the plate discipline.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 6, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 5 games are tied right now

was 6 when I started writing
(dang Mess)

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

You know that k-rod is gonna blow it for the MESS, another tie game is imminent.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey remember when Nate was a starter?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That never happened. Stop being crazy.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when you didn’t dread watching Giants baseball?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up dreading watching Giants baseball. The 70’s were a different time though.. none of this hope to make the losing more painful.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 6, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was back when we were winning.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Bowkermania was real?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He went into a slump

and if you are not a “proven vet” and go into a slump you are through. Its uncanny.

by lexluth7 on Jun 6, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What an insightful article

If Ichiro wasn’t so fast, he wouldn’t be as good

Hard hitting analysis.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on Jun 6, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Good to know…

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 6, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking News!

If Ricky Henderson wasn’t so fast he would have had less steals.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was written by the same guy that wrote

If Molina wasn’t so fat, he wouldn’t be so not thin.

by travisam on Jun 6, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NO WAI!

Next you will tell me that Ryan Howard did not hit all those HR’s he would be a worse first baseman!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TULO

/boots ground ball

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MOLINA THREW SOMEONE OUT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG MOLINA JUST THREW OUT A BASERUNNER.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

if i didn't see it myself

i wouldn’t have believed you.

he couldn’t even throw himself out this season

by shallow23 on Jun 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to do something good Bengie

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by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Gunned him down!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Bengie

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, take that haterz.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

You do know Garret Jones is slow?

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a meme?

I don’t get it.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Shark-has-him.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Been waiting for someone to ask, have you?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guaranteed starts for the next month.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey probably would have thrown to the wrong base.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would have thrown the ball straight up in the air so he could catch it himself, and then he would have dropped it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would have turned and beaned the mascot.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And this isn’t even Colorado.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOLINA THREW OUT A BASERUNNER?!?!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy patents "managing by dart board" app

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

random number generator determines managerial moves

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coming soon:

Writing Lineup Card by Disproportional Dart Board!

Molina and Rowand each have pieces that take up 25% of the dart board. Out of the middle.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay you lamewads.

Score some damn runs.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

and he’s the lightest pitcher on the team!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Half a Red Bull at most.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

plate spinner on the mound for Bucs

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

we'll take it!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOPEZ

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Pirates

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Clement.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

bad D at last

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FAT ICHIRO

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Horrible.

Nice trot you fat fuck, what a terrible error.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

If Pablo were batting seventh that wouldn’t have happened.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Pirates

I’ll take that.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

CLOLMENT

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 6, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PIRATES

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLPIRATES

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

ok time to bunt

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Javier LOLPEZ

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LOPEZ

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 6, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how this is going so far.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

So instead of Posey

we will get NAte against a lefthanded twirler. NICE Bochy. It makes PERFECT sense to pinch run for your hottest hitter in the 7th inning of a tie game.

by lexluth7 on Jun 6, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair

I would call Posey 2nd hottest.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PIRATES

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

okay,

runner on second, no outs…..what will the Giants do?

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

what they always do

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 6, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail to conquer the world

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played.

/golf clap

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL.

What other option is there?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

bunt
strikeout
popout

by natey-nate on Jun 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless URIBE has something to say about it!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean Milledge.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina would have allowed the runner to 3B on that one

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 6, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Huff.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Huff

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

bad Audrey

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad Huff.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I would walk Uribe

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously? bunt if you have to, but get that damn runner over

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Aww Huff

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

So does Bochy PH Nate for Pat?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

You know it.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wanted to warn you all before it happens.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH FFS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have no fear

BENGIE is on deck and he’s been KILLING lefthanders.

by lexluth7 on Jun 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie's been swinging the fat better lately

I can see why the Bucs would walk him.
LOL
Bucs don’t know Bengie’s having “the trouble” =Kruk

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZY

LOL MILLEDGE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Lastings

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PIRATES

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH

NO GREAT DEFENSE PLAY FOR YOU THIS TIME!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA MILLEDGE DIDN’T CATCH THAT ONE

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH

fuck you milledge

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PIRATES

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

/faints

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLPIRATES

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

/stunned silence

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOHOOOO!!!!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLastings MiLOLedge

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Black Guy did not represent

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

wait..what?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lasty and McC had caught everything thus far

Jones not so much

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you seriously playing the “black people are more athletic” card? In public?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only in the Pittsburgh starting OF

If you saw every inning of all 3 games, you’d know what I’m talking about.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um.

Oh… Kaaaay….

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this is at least the third time I've seen this.

What the fuck, man?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

see Above

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is non responsive.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MILLEDGE!

YAY US!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would anyone walk Bengie Molina?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Sets up a lot of creative DPs.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol walk molina

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WALKING MOLINA

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FIRST WALK IN 50 AB's!!!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, nice

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by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, because he’s—-aha. You’re good.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should put Mark DeRosa's wrist on the next one over.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Walking Molina

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by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Intentional walk to Molina! Really!!!!??? lolololol

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL AVOIDING THE SLUGGER

As jon miller would say

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Alrighthere comes POSE-oh… shit.

by Uncle Russel on Jun 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure wish Posey was coming up right now…

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazzy!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

walking Molina? wtf

by Snof on Jun 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL walking the sure out.

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FIRST TIME ON BASE IN 53 ABS

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WALKING MOLINA

They’re just giving away an inevitable out.

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by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Now Bochy will praise him for getting on base this game

by snafu on Jun 6, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, I thought pirates took things not gave things

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by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL IBB to Molina?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Setting up the double play.

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BABIP'd Mutherfuckers!

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I am shocked Bochy is letting Nate hit.

I have never been so happy to be wrong.

Oh wait, Burrell is on deck.

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy plays Molina tomorrow - "he showed patience on the IBB"

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Bochy is a Genius

With Posey’s protection, They would have pitched to Molina and resulted in an out.

By taking Posey out, he created an IBB to Molina. The man is a fucking genius.

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by jctGamer on Jun 6, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy’s intelligence > All of us

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re all screwed… oh, so, screwed.

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by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juts kidding guys, they are walking Nate to get the GIDP from Rowand

by snafu on Jun 6, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hey it’s pat the bat. My bad

by snafu on Jun 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

now on 2b

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by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Schierholtz

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by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

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by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 4 PITCH WALK

LOL PIRATES BULLPEN

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE NATE!

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by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

At least SCOTT isn't hitting

Small victories.

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by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

If Scott was actually, you know, hitting… it wouldn’t be a problem.

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by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATE OBP!

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by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

What is going on here?

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by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kuip

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by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the hell isn't Nate playing over Rowand every goddamn day?

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by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

/cries

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 6, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

$$$

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by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

$$$

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 6, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

$$$

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by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

$$$

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by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

$$$

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by jctGamer on Jun 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think anybody else mentioned this

$$$

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by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently because of three dollar signs in a row.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

sss

/facepalm x1000

by shahbazi3 on Jun 6, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That too.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

$$$

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

well you have to think in Bochyism

if Nate played, he would have to play at second, move sanchez to catcher, have posey pitch, and move Lincecum to first….oh and Wilson is batting cleanup

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$$$

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

(S+I)(S+I)(S+I)

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

¢¢¢

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by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That many pitches?

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by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would have thought it was a really nice slider.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate is just a better player than Rowand in every way.

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate sells the high socks way better.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as good at running into stuff.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They gave Uribe a Fliner (Fly) for that hit. I thought that would be more Fliner (Liner)

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by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do they pinch run for Posey but not for Molina in a potential GIDP situation? Whiteside is still available.

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by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Pat the Bat

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by Karlifornia on Jun 6, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive

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by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

that’ll do pat

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by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 6, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That'll do Pat.

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by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

perfect, Burrell

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by Karlifornia on Jun 6, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Insurance runs for Wilson

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job, pat

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh. Productive out. I can dig it.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nicely done there

At this point, the value of not GIDP’ing is through the roof.

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by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive out!

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by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy for the sac…but he jusssst missed that one.

by Uncle Russel on Jun 6, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was sitting in a bar in the mountains

When Sanchez almost hit that Grand Slam yesterday in the ninth inning. I immediately ordered shooters after Lastings made that catch.

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by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And so begins the torture.

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by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

/spins chamber

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So let me get this right.

You pinch for Buster when he’s at first. But when Molina is at second with two outs, you leave him on the bases? With Whiteside on the bench?

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 6, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Duh.

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Is it just me, or is Bochy getting stupider?

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by grape on Jun 6, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s just fucking with us.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 6, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Travis FPOM

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I would not like to have a heart attack today, Brian Wilson.

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by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG WTF WHY WAS POSEY TAKIN OUT!!!!???

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by say hey nation on Jun 6, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not a good enough baserunner. Unlike Molina, who stays in.

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by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow! I might just quit this team until Bochy is gone.

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by say hey nation on Jun 6, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

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by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Bracing for Torture.

by Uncle Russel on Jun 6, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

odds Wilson pitches to the winning run at the plate: even

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by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

[validated]

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by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool strike zone

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Game day.

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

95 on the FB

whats wrong wilson

/facepalm x1000

by shahbazi3 on Jun 6, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

/facepalm
hankschulman
  
They needed a run. Posey’s not that fast. Nate could steal or score on a 2B. T @jamesm113: @hankschulman why did boch PR for posey?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Le Sigh

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by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE’S FASTER THAN MOLINA FFS. HE HAS DECENT SPEED. THIS MOVE MAKES NO SENSE.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t think it was the worst move in the world.

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by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having Molina and Rowand in the lineup definitely is.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cookyman has me believing that Rowand could still possibly be useful.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playing Molina at all at this point is retarded.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Granted he is not as fast as Nate. He is still no slouch. And planning on a Rowand double in his slump is like hoping for rain while planning a safari on Mars.

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand was out of the game. It was Ishikawa due up.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 6, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Rowand hit immediately after Nate pr for Posey. At the bottom of the inning, when the Giants took the field, Rowand was pulled out of the game. Ishi hit after Rowand made an out.

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by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What she said.

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

I tried to scrub that Rowand AB from my mind.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

When Nate was PR for Posey, Rowand was a bat. Rowand was pulled in the bottom of the inning. TI PH for Timmy after Rowand popped out.

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants always need runs.

Molina is slower than shit. Therefore, he should never play. QED.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 6, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But… he.. didnt..?

by Uncle Russel on Jun 6, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Rowand’s not a good hitter…
Wait…so Bengie’s faster than Posey?

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by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEN WHY DIDN'T THEY PINCH RUN FOR MOLINA IN THE 9TH?!

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

FSN telecasters impressed with Wilson’s shoes.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Pfff.

Cliff Lee wouldn’t have needed to move.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

no big D

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by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift + A

Hey gaiz, how’s it going?

by speckops on Jun 6, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

the gays have surely turned this game around

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by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

We try.

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by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy a victim of great pirates defense and FAIL Giants offense

Lots of Bochy WTF moments.

More of the same. Except the Giants are winning.

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just in time for the torture.

by speckops on Jun 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torture

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
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by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson resembles the Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin Scranton

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by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I just pictured Michael Scott with a mohawk and his idiot smile!

by AGiantAmongMarlins on Jun 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, hey, hey.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

SON OF A BITCH

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

tooo soooonnnnn!!!!!

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by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops

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by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU BASTARD

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

thehavenot should be standing

stupid ump

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by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Baseball: Treated like scrubs by umpires

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

thehavenot is standing

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by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS HOMEPLATE UMPIRE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice call 3rd base ump

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Jim Reynolds

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL UMP

That strike he called was a ball, that ball he called was a strike.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FSN telecasters:

“Wilson signed a contract before the season began…you’d think with all that money, he could afford a better haircut.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Like I said on Friday

Real men live in Pittsburgh

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

get em B!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Brian

would you rather pitch to McCutchen?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Full count

shocker

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhocker

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey umpire

Stop extending the game for this team, thanks.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

is that 2 3-2 sliders he’s thrown this inning?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

guess 3 of them was 1 too many… fucking molina

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball:

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

really?

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck!!!!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

F!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, I hate everything.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING GAME.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

D:

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOHHHHHH NOOOOOOO

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

That was a bad pitch

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the slider on 3-2?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

No, no, that was ok. The location? Couldn’t have been any more centered.

by speckops on Jun 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The movement?

non-existent

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fastball is Wilson's best pitch

with the game on the line you go with your best

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MOLINA

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least the 3rd one of the inning

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Molina

Costing the giants games since 2007

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

TORTURE!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

UN-FUCKING-BE-LIEVEABLE

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh...brian....=(

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 6, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

knows how to call a game

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Yes Wilson threw a lousy pitch. BUT you have a short right field porch and a lefty up. Wilson throws 97. Why on earth do you throw a slider to a lefty there? Why? A fastball away at most is going to be a base hit. The pitch they can drop their bat and pull is a slider.

Thing is – Molina is only in there because of his so-called game calling ability.

by lexluth7 on Jun 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

cool

so the umpire squeezes strikes and extends the game by calling strikes balls.. and the pirates take advantage gotta love MLB officiating towards the giants.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

balls and strikes are judged by umps

it’s the ptcher’s job to deal with that.

by wcw on Jun 6, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this the NBA? Feels like we’re watching a warriors game.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fucking fuck

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I usually have my closer who can throw 97 MPH throw sliders 3-2

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

guess he was due

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and i think he’s only blown two this year. With this lineup/managing, that’s pretty damn impressive.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, he's pretty darn good

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Er, he’s a pretty good closer, actually. Save for the heart attack stuff, though.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOTHER FUCKER

I HATE THIS TEAM!!!!!

We really can’t have nice things…

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 6, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Mmm

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAKE IT WITH GOAT CHEESE

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goat Cheese?

Yuck

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

head cheese

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make some for all of the McCoven.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

OR DON'T MAKE ANY AT ALL!

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jun 6, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MOLINA CALLS GOOD GAMES

/cries

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 6, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

He's costed the giants every single run today

Why is this shit head starting / still in the game?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point I just have to laugh

So much fail today.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaaaand

My MLB Audio dies with the save. Fucking storms.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

With extra inning lurking

i’m glad Posey could be up in the 11th, and molina and rowand are on the bench.

by Blub on Jun 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do I continue to watch this daily shit-festival?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

nothing better to do?

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna go play Mass Effect 2!

I find it really difficult to watch extra inning games involving the Giants. Especially ones where they led by 2 with 2 outs and nobody on.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT:

how is that game btw

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got bored real quick with the first one

But I’m starting to think it was just the time in my life because I’m really enjoying ME2.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I absolutely loved ME1, but was really disappointed by ME2. ME1 was much more of an RPG, ME2 is much more of a shooter. So it depends on what you like.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You like torture?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well at least he didn’t blow a Lincecum win.

I guess.

by deuce deuce on Jun 6, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

at least Timmy wasn't in line for the win

that would have been….

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, i like your sig line, guy.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jun 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/schulman prepares essay on defending bengie molina

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I dislike extra inning games.

Giants have to scrub together so much crap to get one run.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

/molina calls for wilsons worst pitch on 3-2 to random PH with 2 outs

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's always wimminz soffball

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

haz squeals of delight

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

and appealing butt slaps

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weeeeeeeird... I just watched the last game of 2008 last night...

Lincecum got his 18th win, Giants beat the Dodgers 3-1, but the top of the ninth featured Wilson giving up a lead-off double to Delwyn Young via a hanging slider.

by Every6thDay on Jun 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Torres

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget Rowand. That guy’s terrible right now.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand.

He’s so bad, I had to say it again.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/posts Rowand Lost gif

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

I didn’t think it would be this unanimous.

I guess they sent Velez down, though.

by wcw on Jun 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina’s my least favorite on the bases, if that makes you feel any better.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not worse or bettr, I just figured with a weak lineup there would be more candidates

by wcw on Jun 6, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANDRES!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Torres.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

nice andres

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

<----- loves Torres

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Torres!

You must have a six pack cuz “You da man!”

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

SUBJECT LINE

POKEMONZ ALERT:

I have both Wilson and Dotel in two money leagues. This doesn’t end well in so many ways.

by Every6thDay on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES!

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres is so good

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PIRATES

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOM!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Torres

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!

VROOOOOOOM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

On the bright side

I’m stuck at work for another 1.5 hours so I don’t mind the free baseball

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

can you fix me a sandwich?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that worked.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOM!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOM

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

nice baserunning

by wcw on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLPIRATES

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Wheelz, By GAWD!!!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLTEL

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

okay,

Giants have a runner at 3rd, 0 outs…..what do they do?

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres should be in Anaheim.

Kobe sucks

by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

fastest extra inning game of bork giants history

please

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

From Baggs

After this game, I’m not sure how Bruce Bochy can say he liked Aaron Rowand’s at-bats. With a straight face, anyway.

Oh, im sure he’ll find a way.

by Uncle Russel on Jun 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY, WTF MAN?!?!

Baggs =/= good soldier right now

by Every6thDay on Jun 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Bochy locks Baggerly out of clubhouse

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/corners Schulman

“So Hanky, whaddya think of Bengie’s swings?”
Hank: “Good! Very good, sir!”

by sayheybk on Jun 6, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got eviscerated in the comments on his blog after that dickish company line radio interview.

Maybe he’s following the crowd like any good populist.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s saving runz wif his d

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jun 6, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like surly Baggs

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s when he’s actually honest.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gets count to 2-0 somehow
//pops out on pitch on his fists

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork will find a way.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Mister F that was an ugly swing.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s pretty funny watching both these team trying to give the win to the other team

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jun 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

It’s getting obsequious

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I was thinking

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 6, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pirates defense really wants to give this game to us

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Lead!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Please no god damn Padre game

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll take that.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY MOLE

YAY TORRES

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by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Manufactured run!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

MISTAH F!

PRODUCTIVE OUT!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Woohoo!

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by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres…wow. He’s amazing.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

especially after that weak miss the pitch before

by wcw on Jun 6, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

mentally retarded Freddy!

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by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bautista?

Casilla?

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson stays out there

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by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or this.

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

doesn't want

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by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson?

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by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like they’re gonna leave beezy in

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by The Gene Hackman on Jun 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

more Weez

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by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you get two blown saves in one game?

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by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHHH

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

He’s now in line for the win.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

0-2 means one good thing, at least

No stupid bunt attempts.

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by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah seriously

What the crap was that

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by grape on Jun 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha

he wanted it soooo bad

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by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was trying to be Andres Torres

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice another chance for wilson to blow a save

/slams head in desk

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

can a guy get two blown saves in the same game?

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by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

We will find a way

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by grape on Jun 6, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

will that give him 2 official blown saves?

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by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's no longer a save situation for him

He’d get the W.

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by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

that makes sense

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by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/needs sarcasm font

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by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Save? He's innit to winnit.

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by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was his 2nd of the season

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by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck ronny cedeno.

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

not for lack of trying

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by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, when you talk about blowing saves

It’s relevant to note that before today he had blown one all season.

Really, with Wilson the issue is walks. That wasn’t what happened today.

Also, that was the first homerun he gave up all year.

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by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah and it was to the most random hitter even, his 2nd of the season. Anyone can crush one out though when fat molina calls for a 3-2 hanger.

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pitch was probably Molina's fault

The hanger was Wilon’s fault.

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by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 9th pitch

1-2 count.

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Panda

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by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Panda. You need to lay off that high fastball.

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by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

is pablo just fucking with dotel now?

by SammyG on Jun 6, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Dotel gets the last laugh.

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

High fastball again.

/sigh

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Good patience there, Aubrey.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

huff’s hitting is not hat is wrong with this lineup

by wcw on Jun 6, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hat is right!

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that book.

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should let them have it. Hat is wrong with this lineup.

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by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

I’ll take Pablo making contact on 7 balls

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by grape on Jun 6, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

wouldn't throw that fastball again right away

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by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on HuffBot

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by grape on Jun 6, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a strike

by wcw on Jun 6, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday concurs.

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by grape on Jun 6, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

contrary to fact

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by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zone has been consitantly tight the whole game.

Also the ump has been blatantly wrong the whole game.

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah

I just noticed. That was Wilson’s first homerun allowed all year.

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by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s got a tough job

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by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP!

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by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey rotorooter!!

You still there?

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by baby tuckoo on Jun 6, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff walks.

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The Sneak Attack?

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT AND RUN! DOUBLE SWITCH! BORK BORK!

by Into the Void on Jun 6, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

borky bork

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by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff really has been excellent this year.

Not sure how well his bat/glove combination plays at corner outfield, but OPS’ing .870 is amazing on this team.

by Voxx on Jun 6, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I will do my best Herzog

And eat my shoe on this one.

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by grape on Jun 6, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please Jazzy bomb

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by grape on Jun 6, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HUFF

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by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 6, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff has wheels.

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by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SNEAK ATTACK

2 SBs on the day for Huff.

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

(Bochy ponders having Huff bat leadoff)

by Into the Void on Jun 6, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty happy with

Torres > Sanchez > Sandoval > Huff

1 through 4. Prefer Posey (Catching) to be 5th, and Molina off the roster, but we can’t have everything, it’d appear.

by Voxx on Jun 6, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sneak attack!

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by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Where did Huff get this speed?

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by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

best athlete on the team of course

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by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Doumit's arm

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 6, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

VROOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

wilson needs a 5 run lead

Please giants.

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Hat's what's right with this lineup!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

you just give me back my hats

by wcw on Jun 6, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hat’s what she said!

by Into the Void on Jun 6, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I am trying to work in the Huff swearing-into-hat scene here)

by wcw on Jun 6, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Team's Best Athlete

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by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Huffer!

Season total of steals… check.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

wow this catcher must be the worst in the NL

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, Molina sucks.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 6, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He actually is

9% CS, probably down to 7% after this game

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by grape on Jun 6, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

second worst

after a certain fatass on the giants roster

by SammyG on Jun 6, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

or that cheese aubrey took on the foot resulted ina freak “rookie of the year” miracle

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 6, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is.

We discussed earlier in the thread. Something like a 9% put out rate. Which did not include today.

Man it’s bad if the Giants are running wild on you. 5 SBs for the Giants today? 2 for Torres, 2 for Huff (lol) 1 for Rowand? (LOL)

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork’s strategy all makes complete sense now. He’s trying to dazzle our mods with his surface incompetence so that we lose threads.

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by baby tuckoo on Jun 6, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Michael Scott take the mound for the bottom of the tenth

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by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess we won’t be able to use Uribe’s face to switch gears this inning.

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by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

We mean it this time!

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by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Needs to be reeducated.

by speckops on Jun 6, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huffs having a great year

To bad he wont even be thought of for the all star game.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah 1B in the NL is stacked

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by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty tough to beat out Pujols

by wcw on Jun 6, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ALL STAR LF!

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLSTAR

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, he really shouldn't be, either.

He’s doing well, but I wouldn’t give him a spot at first base, and I’m not sure I’d classify him as an outfielder just yet.

by Voxx on Jun 6, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello Jaymee Sire

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by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Hello and how are you

by TotallyDave on Jun 6, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm, why not bring in Romo?

by Into the Void on Jun 6, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

soon as he walks the first guy

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no Romo?

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by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He threw 1.2 innings yesterday.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t Wilson throw two? Or was that Friday?

by Into the Void on Jun 6, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

THROW STRIKES, GIANTS PITCHER

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

B. Wheezy Part 2: The Legend of Curly's Fastball.

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jun 6, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 6, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY THE FUCK DIDNT BENGIE DO THAT AGAINST YOUNG?

Clearly his veteran gamer presence knew what was up.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Walker?

He barely knew her. So, STFD.

by Voxx on Jun 6, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie is learning

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

If he had thrown that to Young 3-2 this game would be over already

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

should have threw a slider on 3-2

by www.westcoastbias.com on Jun 6, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

i think Wilson wanted to try for the win

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by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

"These other bitches do not deserve the win!"

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS ANYONE COVERING SECOND BASE?

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

fuckety fucking fuck

by wcw on Jun 6, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yakity Sax

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by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Cal plays for the Sevens Rugby championship in about ten minutes on NBC.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oski bites

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by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Give blood. Play Stanford Rugby.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC'D

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This seems awfully, horribly familiar.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh the pirate luck continues to pour in like the rain did on friday

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

/FACEPALM

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He should have had that.

by Into the Void on Jun 6, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson you jerk!

Giving up bloop singles!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

the ump is calling everything all of a sudden

by wcw on Jun 6, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

joke:

how many Giants does it take to catch a popout?

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

first the popup has to want to be caught

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 6, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

More than four, apparently.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, there’s no punch line…just sadness

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No punch line

just a punch to the gut.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is so frustrating, God I miss you robb!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

nen was something else

of course, I miss Bonds more

by wcw on Jun 6, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just got a guy to pop up and you are complaining?

Look, I know he’s frustrating to watch sometimes, but geez this is ridiculous

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

crap

The satellite signal just went out.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s for the best.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 6, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's back

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s for the worse

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 6, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

just make sure you keep this in the park

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish him!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 6, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM, NUTJOB

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

just wasted 2 free pitches, lol molina.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Greeeen Acres is the plaaaace to be.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

/sings happy days theme song to attempt to stay sane

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

going for the 40 pitch win

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

contrary to fact

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was he safe?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

was he out? he looked out o me

by wcw on Jun 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES YOU FUCKER

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT

FINISH HIM

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey look, it’s another full count.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

cool so he was out, and the umpirews continue to hug the nuts of the pirates.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Took the words right out of my mouth.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Welp..

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i didnt no lincecum was a movie star

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 6, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No more Wilson

Casilla will save us. Right?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are we the only people that see's that bengie calls retarded pitches?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, we should have got wilson to hang a few more breaking balls for them.

by kingofthacove on Jun 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

*veteran savvy*

Posey could not possibly be so gamery

by wcw on Jun 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson you’re a fucking idiot

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Situation: Garcia Casilla

by speckops on Jun 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Might be a save after all

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

The rare double blown save for the Giants

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good, the game is on the line as Casilla enters.

by Into the Void on Jun 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

This game should really end in a tie

We’re both sucking

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson walks off before Bochy gets to the mound

breaks unwritten rule

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Dallas is pissed!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would be too

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that shot about his mom…just wow.

by speckops on Jun 6, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

yeah, not a fan of this

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

the kids a tool,but

alot of those are below the belt

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 6, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie molina: Just because they start off 0-2 doesn't mean I have to call a good pitch.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson couldn’t even look Bochy in the eye

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 6, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I would imagine not.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bye, Wilson!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

But but but he can not do that the bases are not loaded!

by TotallyDave on Jun 6, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

how’s the perspiration everyone?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson: -.545 WPA

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That is really damn impressive.

by speckops on Jun 6, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even chad qualis is impressed

He’ll be watching the game footage after for a good laugh.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson

Worst cloer ever

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst cloaca ever!

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My S key is sticking

So :P

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

worst coelocanth ever

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, joy, it’s Jairo time.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy moly

Does Casilla really have 9 ks in 4.2 innings pitched?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

i fucking hope so

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do call him K-Zilla

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game Strategy

maybe Casilla can get the ball over the bottom part of the zone such that the batter can conveniently hit a ground ball to the shortstop who can flip to second and then relay to first to get us the hell out of this.

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy uses double switch

puts Bengie in centerfield, Eli behind the plate, removes Torres

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

strategery

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAIRO!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

wow that was a great player

I thought for sure bases loaded one out

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

easy big guy.

We’re here for you.

bt

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 6, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

PB/WP will tie the game

I’d take Bengie out right now.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Padres scored in the 10th

lol phillies

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

winning run on second

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh look another failed prospect

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

i thought only the giants had those

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

thehavenot is standing

Again. Better result this time, please.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking 0-4, .190 hitter

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

How can bochy defend rowand and molina after this game?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Hm.

“They’ve been swinging the bat well, everyone has a bad game, they’re gamers, they just need to play through the occasional game like that, I’m happy with what we’re getting from them.”

-Bork.

by Voxx on Jun 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand stays hot

Bengie swinging the fat better recently
Buster quit on us in the 7th inning
Schierholtz cheated

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are not struggling as bad as the numbers show

This is a catch all. He needs no new material.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina was robbed by McCutchen on that one ball to the gap

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Torture indeed.

by speckops on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG FINALLY

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LAUGHER!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WINZ

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

finally

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Tortuosity

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

dance mother fucker dance

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I honestly am shocked

by wcw on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson with a much desereved win?

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WHIP of like infinity

/facepalm x1000

by shahbazi3 on Jun 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s been a good pitcher this year.

He’s also been good at raising our blood pressure.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I like this "perspective" thing

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN!!!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

What a day.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I was scared Bengie wasn;t gonna make the play.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

...


"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

+12

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Good block by Bengie too.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN!! SOMEHOW!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Im so tired of this stupid team. Im going to the gym

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

whew

/wipes brow

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture


"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

CASILLA

MOTHERFUCKING SHUT DOWN

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Jun 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

new closer

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson has been having a very good year.

Closer: Not one of the Giants many problems this year.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 6, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

That 3-2 pitch to young just sent me flashbacks to jake fox from the cubs last year.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? What are talking about?

(>_<)

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

adjusted
What? What are you talking about?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson for Fielder

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno about you guys but

I was terrified that he’d bounce a 0-2 breaking ball and it’d get by bengie and they’g get a game tying wild pitch… FUCK THAT WAS SCARY.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

About halfway to the plate, I was sure the last pitch was going to the backstop.

by sprdelfin on Jun 6, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before the pitch was even thrown I knew he was going for the slider in the dirt. I was convinced it’d go to the back stop and the game would be tied… I was shocked bengie made that play..

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Negative expectations, sf, lead to . . . um . . . like . . . negative results.

Have you considered a warm bottle before every game?

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 6, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, I’ll just show endless confidence in bengie, bork, and blowand. I should never doubt our stars and veteran gamer leaders.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

win’s a win

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Baseball: Sooner or later, all our games turn into Calvinball.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the best animated gif of all time.

by sprdelfin on Jun 6, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/downs two long swigs of Jack

by Into the Void on Jun 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

This may have been the most fail it’s possible to contain in a win where this team scored 6 runs. But it’s still a win where this team scored 6 runs.

by sprdelfin on Jun 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

REDEMPTION

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 6, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this one

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

How's everyones nerves doing?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

fine. I was at costco during the ninth. So it saved two years of my life.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 6, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I feel like I just aged 5 years.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i did watch it on DVR, but the pain in fast forward is less painful.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 6, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

Did you get some of their pasta?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope the essentials,

beer,
whiskey,
recycled hippie TP

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 6, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tuesday I am gonna pick up a tray of their wrap sandwiches

to take on vacation.

Yummy yummy

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

where are you going, San Francisco General?

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to go knock down a wasps nest so I’m fine.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread made my VIC-20 explode.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 6, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Fun Fact!

Prior to this game, Bengie Molina and Velz had identical wOBA’s of 0.288.

Both are still higher than that of Aaron Rowand.

by Voxx on Jun 6, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

appropriate gif for wilson's efforts

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This....is just AWESOME.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres Torres can't beat Freddie Sanchez for "ya know"s.

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

They can 'ya know' all they want, if

Torres and Sanchez keep hitting like this, ya know?

by Voxx on Jun 6, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Black hole sun, won't you come

And wash away the bengie, rowand, and B&S.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

/dances with 70’s cleveland and peter

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 6, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

FP on Timmeh really pisses me off

He keeps talking on the radio and comcast about we aren’t going to see the 97 MPH Timmeh again.

WE DIDN’T SEE THAT LAST YEAR WHEN HE WON THE CY YOUNG.

ASS.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 6, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

You can pretty safely ignore everything FP says for the rest of his life and be pretty confident you aren’t going to miss anything insightful.

by sprdelfin on Jun 6, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

but then where am I going to direct my frustration.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 6, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing this team is not missing is targets to direct frustration at!

by sprdelfin on Jun 6, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

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