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San Francisco Giants at Pittsburgh Pirates, Jun 6, 2010 10:35 AM PDT


What in the toadfu...what time is it? Get out of here. It's too early.

RF Torres
2B Sanchez
3B Sandoval
LF Huff
SS Uribe
C Molina
1B Posey
CF Rowand
P Lincecum

Hmm. Suddenly I'm reminded by the famous review of Spinal Tap's "Shark Sandwich." Godspeed, young first baseman.


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - Tim Lincecum 5-2 11 11 0 0 0 0 71.2 55 26 25 4 30 83 3.14 1.19


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - Ross Ohlendorf 0-3 6 6 0 0 0 0 31.2 29 16 15 3 20 21 4.26 1.55

Star-divide


Current Series

3 game series vs Pirates @ PNC Park

Fri 06/04 WP: Jonathan Sanchez (4 - 4)
SV: Brian Wilson
LP: Zach Duke (3 - 6)
6 - 4 win
Sat 06/05 WP: Paul Maholm (4 - 4)
LP: Todd Wellemeyer (3 - 5)
3 - 6 loss

San Francisco Giants
@ Pittsburgh Pirates

Sunday, Jun 6, 2010, 10:35 AM PDT
PNC Park

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing out to center field at 20-25 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 70.

 

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go lamewads!

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jun 6, 2010 9:22 AM PDT reply actions  

the review is really just two words.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jun 6, 2010 9:23 AM PDT reply actions  

hint

one of the words is the same as the album title, and it isn’t “shark”

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Jun 6, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, how is Bengie starting a day game after a night game? I thought that was against all laws of physics.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jun 6, 2010 9:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum only feels comfortable throwing to Bengie, nerd!

That’s why he has been so great his last 4 starts.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

how sweet it would be for bengie to leave the game early and timmy to throw well to Posey.

someday. i guess.

by sayheybk on Jun 6, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny that Tim is having these troubles with Bengie catching him. Isn’t that the one thing he’s supposed to do that can’t be measured by stats nerds?

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 9:57 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

At least this lineup makes some semblance of sense. Except for Posey batting 7th of course

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 9:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Your username respectfully disagrees

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jun 6, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff should bat third

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 9:30 AM PDT reply actions  

you should have thought of that sooner

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Game Gorecast

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 9:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Huff has pretty decent

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jun 6, 2010 9:36 AM PDT reply actions  

pectorals

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hey Scott you’re back in the lineup. LOL Nate you shouldn’t have walked yesterday.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 9:41 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

So Sandoval is back in the 3rd spot after one (stupid) day batting 8th?

by marcello on Jun 6, 2010 9:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Bochy says

Swings looked good bork bork

We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan

by McCoven on Jun 6, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
Bochy seems to be playing around
with crack

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jun 6, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

What exactly did Pablo do yesterday to make Bork think he should be moved back up?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 6, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

He got a hit. Proved slump is over.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bork said the problems are from the right side against lefties. Orlendoof is a righty.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 9:58 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That was always true

The problem lies in coming to a new conclusion after 60 PA this year. The process is stupid.

by marcello on Jun 6, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s wrong with being sexy?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 6, 2010 9:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Kick my ass!

I’m not asking you, I’m telling you! Kick my ass!

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Jun 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Torture Continues

I was hoping to see Rowand, and Molina, on the bench today.

by WorldBTom on Jun 6, 2010 9:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Anyone else really looking forward to Tintin movie?

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jun 6, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nazi-Collaboration, FTW!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burns: Listen, Señor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.
Spielbergo: Er, Schindler es bueno, Señor Burns es el diablo.
Burns: Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod: we’re both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit! Now go out there and win me that festival!

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOU

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 10:03 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Something tells me that Molina catching a morning game after a night game, regardless of being pulled last night, is just a recipe for lulz.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 6, 2010 9:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Maybe he’ll have a heart attack.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 9:59 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

C'mon girl when add 5 plus 5

Photobucket

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 6, 2010 10:01 AM PDT reply actions  

nogooddeeds keys to the game

1) Aaron Rowand must stay hot
2) Bengie Molina should be turned loose on the basepaths.
3) Bruce Bochy should ballgagged and put in a dingy on the Monongahela River

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 10:01 AM PDT reply actions  

I don't know what ballgagged is

but it doesn’t sound good.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jun 6, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on your frame of reference.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 6, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

let me google that

for you

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

win

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

the experience all depends on who you are with

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 6, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's when...

Baseballs get used on a porn set.

Peanut Butter outside, Chocolate inside... Butter inside, Cheese outside.

by Motorhead84 on Jun 6, 2010 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

dish network?

in an apheresis chair at the blood bank for the next 90 minutes. they have dish network here, and i’m trying to find the game. anyone know the channel?

by biff pocoroba on Jun 6, 2010 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

on the peninsula if that makes a difference

by biff pocoroba on Jun 6, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck with the aphresis. I discovered the hard way my veins are too narrow to donate platelets.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sucks for Posey

that he has to be sandwiched between two automatic outs.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 10:22 AM PDT reply actions  

I like early games. If we win, that is.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 6, 2010 10:22 AM PDT reply actions  

If there was ever a time that you should find the power of the soul reaper inside you, then this is it.

You must find it before this world is completely destroyed.

Or will become a hallow!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

A Deathly Hallow?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 6, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

sabean should just pull a JK

and DFA the entire team

/still upset about Lupin/tonks dying without a death scene

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 6, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

I had to go back and read that section. I though that no way could Rowlings write like 1000 pages on horcruxes and just off some quality characters without a simple paragraph of exposition.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL A-Rod

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 6, 2010 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES, YOU FUCKING HIPPIE!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 10:32 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Is that the new greeting for Happy Timmy Day?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 6, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have my bacon, eggs and potatoes (just finished cooking) and my pot of tea. Let the game commence.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 6, 2010 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Sounds tasty.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes it is.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 6, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Emmett Smith facial hair dye advertisement is the worst thing in the entire world.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

+1

that whole campaign is awful

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 6, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

The great lineup shuffle of aught 10 is really beginning to get old.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

In my day, we only flip-flopped the 3rd and 4th place hitters to spark the lineup!

by Every6thDay on Jun 6, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Amyggiants Last night’s lineup was #sfgiants 40th different lineup this season (53rd w/pitchers) & 1st time this season Uribe hit 3rd & Panda 8th.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres

by GiantPain on Jun 6, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

How does that woman have a job?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

ConeXXXions

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

How wil we give Ohlendorf 6 shutout IP today?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

It's Sunday!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right. I always get up to watch CBS Sunday Morning anyway. And frankly, that’s sleeping in for me.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I work Sunday, I get home around 7:30 am.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 6, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I WAS NOT TALKING TO YOU

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fine be that way.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 6, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

...or cats.

Sleeping in late on the weekends means 630-700 am

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

You do not have real cats.

My cats get upset if I wake up earlier then 10. Ruins their beauty sleep or something

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

We go to bed early, 9pm ish and wake up at 5-530 during the week.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

4:30 a.m. here. /high five

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mina are usually in the that time frame, too. THough sometimes on workdays they start moving around and crying for food around 4:30

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you watch Giants games?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I often can’t, at least in real time. I do catch some information from the 4:30 a.m. CT repeat of Baseball Tonight.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

My dog did that to me today. Told him to get up, his head just turned then he sighed and went back to snoring.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 6, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

At the game! Look for me behind homeplate with the giants hat!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 6, 2010 10:37 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

That’s me

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 6, 2010 10:39 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Taunt Doumit for his Zombie Eyes, please.

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 6, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pull down your pants and moon the McCoven!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beard is weird

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

do the dancing goofus!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jun 6, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 6, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cool Glasses, roto!!

{the baby was born in Pittsburg}

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 6, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

No glasses on me. Maybe you see my dad who is behind me.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 6, 2010 10:48 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

first row, slightly to the first base side?

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jun 6, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Be that guy and wave.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Be that guy and start the wave.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Be that guy and I will kick your ass.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do some crazy waving or something.

Pantomime Panda or something.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

early game is super fucking early

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 6, 2010 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Just be glad you don't live on Midway Island

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLRRES

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

/shift-A

East Coast day games are made of toad fuckery.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

A lot of elimination games are in progress right now.

You can watch them here: http://all-access.cbssports.com/player.html?code=ncaa&media=182101

The Coastal Carolina game is the one that interests me. Then the LSU v UC Irvine later on today.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

A beautiful day for a family outing!!

But to hell with the “family”.

the baby is in front of the tv with his bottle

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 6, 2010 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

I like a big strikezone. Makes our team’s hackery hurt less.

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 6, 2010 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Go Anteaters

{alma mater}

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 6, 2010 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

I hope they win. Then beat UCLA later on

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh hey ball girl

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 6, 2010 10:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Mole

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 10:40 AM PDT reply actions  

magic bat

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 10:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez!!!

setting up the DP

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 6, 2010 10:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Good job Mole!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

What the hell was that?

Mole dancing on first base?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Pablo!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

that is the Pablo we know

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Atta boy Panda!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

sick Panda gettin well

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 6, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Pablo's weight loss solution: haircut

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Bald panda is bald.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Where is the Panda fur?

WHERE DID IT GO!!!???

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

stream?

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 6, 2010 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Brook?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

dear aubrey,
i want to get a beer with you, do something to earn it!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 6, 2010 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

lays off the GIDP pitch

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Anyone else noticing the hitch in Sanchez's step?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

AUBREYBOT!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL THROW

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

MOLE!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY MEADOWS!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

YAY

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 6, 2010 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Huff is pretty cool.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

props to Sabean.

Huff has been a pretty good buy low.

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 6, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Crap

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice Effin catch

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh Holy Fuck

Another great catch robs the Giants of some runs.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

at least that was an exciting double play

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jun 6, 2010 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow, are there only like 10 of us here?

Usually there is an explosion of 25
“RUNS” in the most recent play “FUCK”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

"or in the most recent play"

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

RUNZ!

FUCK SUCK IT Second baseman dude!

How’s that?

by TGOH on Jun 6, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

quality over quantity

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 6, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

drunk-ass snoozers

the mods at any rate

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's a sunday morning

the only reason I’m even here is because I’m transferring files to my new laptop.

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 6, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

zz

the giants finding new and exciting ways to GIDP

by antshar on Jun 6, 2010 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Walker. I’m sick of seeing this piece of shit team making diving catches against us.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Guys we made it 5 whole batters without hitting into a double play!

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

one run is one run more than no runs

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Look guyz a math wiz!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please be good today Timmy.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Just plunk McCutheon with the first pitch. In the ribs.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 6, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

ugh.

No.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

What was the error? The inning looked clean from here.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 6, 2010 10:49 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Throwing to 3B to allow Huff to advance to 2B

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

The rainbow throw from RF

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice hometown scoring

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think more rides on this half inning than any half inning that has come before it this season.

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 6, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

I can’t really see the Giants going anywhere if Lincecum isn’t right.

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 6, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

THROW STRIKES YOU FUCKING HIPPIE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

"The best athlete on the team"

What?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

how many times are they going to tell that story about bochy texting huff????

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 6, 2010 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Who else is stoked for a new episode of Timmy and Bus?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

CANTALOPE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

WHOA TORRES!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

burrell would have caught that too

by kingofthacove on Jun 6, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES THE GIANT

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres

by GiantPain on Jun 6, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

by PIZZAGUY on Jun 6, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Umm...scary stuff

Some swing through stuff would be nice!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

yeah baby curve ball working

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Thats two pretty well hit balls.

Trying not to look at the elephant in the room.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT TORRES!

Nice fuckin’ catch.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

uh dear timmy,

lets get the ball down a tad

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 6, 2010 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Right now, if it's down it's a ball.

I see what you’re saying, but his command still looks shaky.

by Every6thDay on Jun 6, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

How you feel getting robbed, Walker?? Didn’t like it you prick, did you?

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 6, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing our 1B is back at his natural position.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

I love Andres. Hope Niblets doesn’t get upset with me.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 6, 2010 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

dude what the fuck

the pirates have made 2 of the most -ridiculous defensive plays in the last 24 hours that i’ve seen in a long time.

I hate LOLLUCK by the buccos.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Andres made a great catch just not, balance is being restored.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

true

But the pirates have made 2 catches in the last 24 hours to save 5 runs… /hate

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, so Ohlendorf isn’t that great a pitcher, but did Jiminez do an internship at the Department of Agriculture?

That’s what I thought.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 10:53 AM PDT reply actions  

um well at least that inning was quick and Tim didn’t walk anyone!

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 10:53 AM PDT reply actions  

EVERRRRRR. a segway from chicken to milkshakes. nasty

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 6, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S GOT TO BE NATIONS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

/makes love to torres

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 10:53 AM PDT reply actions  

/waits patiently for his turn

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

After Benjie makes an out on the first pitch, let’s rally

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 10:54 AM PDT reply actions  

A one batter rally?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie dammit, the dude’s name is BENGIE.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RANDOM PABLO MARKETING

/larry baer touches himself

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 10:54 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL KUIP

Riding the molina gravy train

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

2-1

it must be to good to be true?

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 6, 2010 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Please, just cut this crap out. You know he sucks. We know he sucks. Stop trying to lie to us.

“Anytime Molina is hitting to right field, it’s a good thing”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Suck, Posey, Suck is the order this inning

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL PORTLY

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Flash Poll

which one has better odds of turning it around?

Molina or Rowand?

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 6, 2010 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

rowand

he at least is in shape

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres

by GiantPain on Jun 6, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take Rowand

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 6, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand

Hands down. But I would prefer if neither gets the chance.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JAM SHOT

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

wow, Molina popped out. Who would have thought it?

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

STFU THAT WAS A FLYOUT

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bengies swing looks great

/vomits

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Cedeno is wearing a fake mustache?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s hilarious!

by kimmyg on Jun 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Eye black mustache?

WTF?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

CRAP

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

WOW FUCK THAT KID

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

ffffffffffffffbabip

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres

by GiantPain on Jun 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU WALKER

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

mustaciLOL

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jun 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMNIT I’M TIRED OF THIS GUY

by TGOH on Jun 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for putting posey between the Two Towers of Suck Bochy.

He better not get infected

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

jesus that was well struck

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

THIS GUY IS ANNOYING

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

damn!

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

I said “BASE HIT!” and its like LOL SHAQ LEAP CATCH

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

DIE WALKER DIE

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

I can’t decide if the Pirates’ mustache gambit is endearing or severely disappointing.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm going with endearing

These guys suck so hard, at least they are enjoying themselves.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why I didn’t immediately jump to an assertion. I think there is some redeeming quality to building team spirit.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m really pulling for these guys, but not today.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

just managed to get out my laptop

EARLY GAME IS EARLY

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Kill yourself Walker

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 6, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

see you guys next inning.

by sakbaum on Jun 6, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROWNADS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

/sticks fork in eye

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, stop hitting to him.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

oh hey rownads weak line out

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 6, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

rowand-sucks

play-Shierholtz

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Jun 6, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

especially on a day game after a night game

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’d play Burrell, instead. Idiots.

by kdl on Jun 6, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bork: “Molina hit it to the OF, Posey only hit it to the second baseman.”

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

my god. There’s a gravity sink inside Walker’s glove.

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 6, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Paging CERN.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jam job fister

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

rowand = in play (out)

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

He should just change his name to in play (out)

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm not sure what was worse

Rowand or bengies AB?

LOL BOTH TERRIBLE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 10:59 AM PDT reply actions  

old yeller

x2

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Question

Is it wrong to cheer for the Padres and Kevin Correia against the Phillies?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 6, 2010 10:59 AM PDT reply actions  

yes

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 6, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can root for a 24 inning 0-0 tie game

with the Phillies winning when Eckstein walks in the winning run.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

eckstein can go fuck himself

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 6, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

The question you need to ask yourself:

Would you rather have the Padres win the division or the Dodgers…?

by D4P on Jun 6, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

not the Dodgers

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

twss

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 6, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy

4-hitters,3 1-0counts

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Jun 6, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

WTF OPPOSITE FIELD THUNDER

wow mauer status

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

CCU whooping Stony Brook
/switches to UNC game

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

BAH

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Torres didn’t read that one very well

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jun 6, 2010 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Uh, don’t put that change up chest high, Timmy.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

molina called for it, clearly he was smart with his veteran gamer ship.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Arg Torres

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Tim is getting rocked.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

I'd like

cf torres
2b sanchez
3b sandoval
1b huff
lf burrell
ss uribe
c posey
rf Scheirholtz

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on Jun 6, 2010 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

AND I WANT TO WIN THE LOTTERY BUT I WON'T AND YOU WILL GET

Rowand CF
Sanchez 2B
Sandoval 3B
Molina C
Uribe SS
Huff LF
Posey 1B
Torres RF

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

uh dear timmy,

please starting pitching better. NOWWWWWWWWW
love,
the McCoven

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 6, 2010 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Check the runner, Freak

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 6, 2010 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice play, catcher

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Great play by the catcher!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Good job Buster!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

/umpire treats timmy like random pirates 5th starter

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Comcast says 93

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
Tim Lincecum’s fastball is a consistent 93-94 mph thus far, but it’s staying up in the zone.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY ARE THEY NOT BOUNCING THE CHANGEUP?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

WTF was Bochy thinking playing or 1BOTF at Catcher yesterday?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 6, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

WTF was Bochy thinking playing or 1BOTF at Catcher yesterday?

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by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

pls breaking ball be down

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Please

stop leaving those up.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

SANCHIZE!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

it looks like he’s throwing get it in there change ups, instead of his normal split change up.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

/pirates playing for the home run

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Infield in

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 6, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Infield was in

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or 1B has a canon

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t it fielded by Freddy?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

In what key?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

D

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

A minor

Also where Bochy would like to keep him.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well played.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, not wlaking guys is good. But the command is still not there.

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 6, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

its better but, his change ups staying up like he’s throwing them for first pitch strikes is not good.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Luckily the Pirates hack like the Giants.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Take it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Ok well made it out of that one.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

it seems like timmy

is releasing to early out of his mechanics

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 6, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

wow, Posey playing first base like he belongs there.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

ok giants

time to run it up

/prays for “run outburst” (2 run inning LOL!)

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Outs are outs

But it would be nice to see Tim strike some fools out.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

This.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

less pitches this way

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just want some semblence of his command back.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Especially these particular fools.

by kdl on Jun 6, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I see progress with Timmy.

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

imagine if sanchez had confidence like timmy does, he’d be unstoppable.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s getting there.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

the thing I notice about sanchez is the moment he gets squeezed for a strike or gives up an extra base hit he gets rattled, but not as bad as last year.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

i need me some rally hair

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 6, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Rally merkin

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be an interesting giveaway night.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crap

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

we are hitting some ROPES.. but right at guys

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 6, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

mostly ONE guy

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every1 hitting line drives besides Molina and Rowand

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

I am not a fan of that bat twirl that Torres does.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Andres!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Andres!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Torres = acting like a leadoff hitter

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

THE GIANT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES ANDRES

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES!

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres

by GiantPain on Jun 6, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Looks line Torres had a plan for that AB. I like it.

by kdl on Jun 6, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Seeing Eye

makes up for the attems

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 6, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Can't get that one, Walker?

F U

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Catches all line drives.

Stumped by dribblers to his left.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Base hit!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow that was a bit too close.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

a little too close

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

VROOOM

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Wheels!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

I like this Torres fellow. He can stay.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jun 6, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Scott in marin does not approve of that at bat

LOL ONLY A SINGLE TRASH

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Was Chill his real name?

by TotallyDave on Jun 6, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

CHARLES THEODORE

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vroooooom

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

That was close.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

a little too close

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, Torres

cut that out.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

DAYLIGHT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

I hate these early games. /overslept

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

I think Doumit is the worst catcher on CS in teh NL

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

its not fatty?

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 6, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

are you sure? it has to be molina.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

9% 4 for 46 for Doumit
Bengie – 4 for 26

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

4 for 46?

WOW

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I was fretting about Bengie a couple weeks ago, then I saw Doumit.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

and sorry

Bengie is 3 for 37, same percent though (16)

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ghaa, 7 for 37

Man, fucking early

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

The point remains the same.

Bengie is terrible, but Doumit makes people want to gouge their eyes out.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

This mostly says that the Pirates’ pitchers allow more baserunners than Giants’ pitchers

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

i dont think a giant besides huff would have taken that

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

That huge humanoid parrot is harassing a kid wearing Giants gear.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

I’ve decided I’m getting my picture taken with every mascot rather than the typical stadium pic on my travels. That parrot is on my list.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 6, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME STEAL

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Torres VROOM!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Wheels!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES HENDERSON YO

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

1-2 batters both 7+ pitch at bats

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

All day

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Vroomery, FTW!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

lolPirates

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Pablo

Take some pitches.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Pls dont' GIDP Giants Hitter!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

come on Pablo!!!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

PLS NO GIDP

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

ok pablo

dont GIDP

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 6, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

but Pablo is growing… lolfat

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jun 6, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Is there always a mustache on the pirates mascot

or is that a theme thing they are doing?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s tied in to the team’s morale-building effort.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mustache Morale.

I like it.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

We'll take it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

DAMN.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

fuck the parrot

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Productive AB for Pablo.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Good enough

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK THAT

Stupid basket catch. He deserved to drop that.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

wow

that carried crazy far, nice power.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

That was impressive power

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

FUCK LASTINGS MILLEDGE

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 6, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

& Neil Walker

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

extra-base-hit

wtf?no……nice

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Jun 6, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Ugh Milledge

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 6, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Ugh…I’ll take it though.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

LASTINGS MAYS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

meh

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ehhh

Run scored. That doesn’t happen often, so I’ll take it.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Huff

“GOD DAMMIT”

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

LOLBREY

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Shift+A

What time is it? 2-0? Am I still dreaming?

/facepalm x1000

by shahbazi3 on Jun 6, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

should be 5-0 =/

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

GOD I HATE 2 PITCH AT BATS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

We really should have like 5 runs

And we only have 2.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

i hate how we score runs

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Seems like it’s accidental…

by sakbaum on Jun 6, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

we don’t score runs, so i’ll take them any way we get them.

by Blub on Jun 6, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

only better than average Panda

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff gets the first pitch out?

wtf is going on?

OHLENDORF IS HAVING TROUBLE FINDING THE STRIKE ZONE. OHLENDORF IS HAVING TROUBLE FINDING THE STRIKE ZONE. OHLENDORF IS HAVING TROUBLE FINDING THE STRIKE ZONE. OHLENDORF IS HAVING TROUBLE FINDING THE STRIKE ZONE. OHLENDORF IS HAVING TROUBLE FINDING THE STRIKE ZONE. OHLENDORF IS HAVING TROUBLE FINDING THE STRIKE ZONE. OHLENDORF IS HAVING TROUBLE FINDING THE STRIKE ZONE. OHLENDORF IS HAVING TROUBLE FINDING THE STRIKE ZONE.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

lol

seriously

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Jun 6, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS WHAT THE FUCK

LEARN TO NOT HACK

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

This team used to not even be able to properly execute a sacrifice. Progress!

by kdl on Jun 6, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

slow slow unrelenting progress

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what's magic?

Not swinging at pitches in the dirt.

That’s pretty fucking magic,

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Rowand disagrees

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have an easy inning, Timmy

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Yikes, Ronnie.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

that was a legit curve

diggin that 1-1 pitch

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

no need to rest him

hE’s our ace we gotta trot him out there every 5 days if we’re going to the world series!

/sabean’d

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

THROW STRIKES TO PITCHERS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Truth be known, I do admire Ross’ intelligence. Not exactly a looker, but hey.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Intelligence is dreamy.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I said “intelligence,” not “Norwegian heritage.”

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same thing!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not according to Merriam Webster!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which Lars would have known if he had intelligence.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Webby has the same anti-Nowegian bias as the Giants

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I admire cutch

God damn I want you

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY

FINISH HIM

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

McCutchen

needs to be A Gigante

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Jun 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Wait about 10 years.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dave Littlefield, where have you gone?

We’d be able to trade back Sanchez for McCutchen in a heatbeart

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is Tim just throwing fastballs today?

by cubesonice on Jun 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

No

I have seen the fastball, Curve, and Change up. May have missed a slider or two.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum wtf

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

I like the young outfield Pitt has

by TotallyDave on Jun 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

First K!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

park it

future Giant

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Jun 6, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Not till he’s 40 and prone to injury.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

pine

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

just fist pumped and slammed my desk

dunno about you guys

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Mine just dropped, what's yours?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

me too

It’s running like crap

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

The ballgame commercials inform me . . .

. . . that there are drugs to address both of your problems.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 6, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should consult a doctor.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy..

using the Pirates to work on his stuff.

by Blub on Jun 6, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

lol thank god they employ giants baseball

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

:)

lol

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Jun 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I approve of this

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hi I am Matt Cain,

Even though I am wearing a jersey with my name on it, I still go unrecognized and can easily slip into this soup kitchen as a volunteer.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

I love that he cares about poor people. I love everything about him, in a non-creepy way.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

FLEM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

U

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

RIBE!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 6, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

YAYRIBE!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

DON JUAN

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUU

reeeeeeeeeeebaaaaaaaaaaay

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Jun 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

URIBE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

JAZZY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

URIBE!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

rookie hazing

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

i like offense

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jun 6, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL STOUT

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Fat

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

How nice of you to take a pitch Bengie

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

incredible

avoided the gidp

OH WAIT THAST A GIDP IF HE HIT A SINGLE LOL BENGIE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Productive Out!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 6, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL Molina FPOM

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:31 AM PDT reply actions  

better than most of his at bats

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 11:31 AM PDT reply actions  

COOL STRIKE ZONE LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Thats the most I can hope for out of Bengie

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 11:31 AM PDT reply actions  

good one Grant

Shit sandwich.

“Now that’s just mean.”

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 11:31 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL Dancing around the real issue of hitting before Rowand

“They have seen enough of Posey to know they do not have to be real aggressive with him in an RBI situation”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Missed a hanger

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Honestly I'd walk him and pitch to Scott

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL KRUK

/gets fined by larry baer for saying posey wont get sent down

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

posey has not had a walk yet

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

there it is

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

GERALD WALKS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

FIRST WALK

YEAH

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Posey's first walk?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Si

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

OBPOSEY!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

fuck

easy gidp =/

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Quiet you!

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Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHUSH

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

BBuster!

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by grape on Jun 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

In the air, even you can do that Scott

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

that’s his fist walk, and I didn’t want it there.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Checklist almost complete

needs 3B and dinger

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

They pitched around him to get to Rownads

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

I am worried Rowand will GIDP

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Every1 can relax now. Posey took a walk

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

rowand?

gulp….

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Jun 6, 2010 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

srs

/blood pressure goes up

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

/enters pray for pass ball miode

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

LOLENDORF

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:34 AM PDT reply actions  

3 runs pls

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

GameCast says Rowand took 2 pitches

Is gamecast broken?

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by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 11:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Nope.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

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Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Uribe not impressed with the assassination attempt.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Fucking loser

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

“this is NOT going to do it”
-kuip

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Waste of an AB

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

and a baseball card

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

GODDAMN YOU ROWAND

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Rownads :(

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU ROWAND

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

GJ Rowand

For letting the next batter hit. It’s the little things.

by JeffWondersWhy on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

..........................

Why is this thing in our line up?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Can't let Nate play

have to play the proven frigging veteran

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Rowand not coming through?

what!?

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

The way its going?

Hate to say it, but thats the way it IS for Rowand.

by Blub on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

DFA HIS FUCKING ASS

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL Pop Up

NOT A GIDP! PROGRESS!

It’s up to you Timmy. I actually feel better about Timmy then Rowand.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL I WAS RIGHT

If Timmy was up instead of Rowand that scores a run.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand should bat 9th.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY
Rowand should NOT bat 9th.

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by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

fuck-rowand

DEMAND-SHIERHOLZ

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Jun 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Boy that contract was some money well spent, wasn’t it?

/sobs quietly in the corner

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by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

wow

Rowand has reached a new level of suck.

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by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

So, what's the Mendoza line for Scott?

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by grape on Jun 6, 2010 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

shall now be called the “scott line”

by Blub on Jun 6, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

The March to .200 Continues!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

won’t take many more 0-fers to get there

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

.224 coming into today

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by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I want to go to a Giants game dressed as a Martian from Mars Attacks

Everytime Rowand or Molina is up I will loudly proclaim:

HACK HACK HACK HACK!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

C'mon this was funny.

/pouts

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I chortled.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand the reference.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve never seen Mars Attack?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should watch it.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really, you should. It's fucking hilarious.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is a pretty funny movie.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hilarious.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty low on my list.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t appreciate good comedy.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I haven’t even seen Fight Club. So, there are a lot of movies I need to see before Mars Attack.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I’ve never seen Fight Club, either, but it’s not really high up on my list.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hadn’t seen any of the Godfather movies until I was about 25

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen any. Others on my list: Pulp Fiction, Night at the Roxbury, A Christmas Story and some others

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

How have you not seen A Christmas Story?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its on my list!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re 17! How have you gone through life without seeing it?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t watch TV aroung Christmas time!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen It’s a Wonderful Life?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have not seen that and I’m about to turn 33.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAAAAAAA

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

You disappoint me. /classic movie geek

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen like any classics.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

For serious?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fo’ realz.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re missing out on the good stuff.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I watch too much TV and play too many videogames and sports to watch movies.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

And yet you have time to watch Get Him to the Greek.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That will be a classic some day.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/applause

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was hilarious.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's crazy

Granted, most of the classics I’ve seen were because of the two film classes I’ve taken, but still. Have you at least seen the Wizard of Oz or Singin in the Rain? Or Casablanca?

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wizard of Oz

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch Casablanca. Seriously.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Some Like It Hot. I guess you can say that it’s like White Chicks, only funnier and with Marilyn Monroe.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never made it through Casablanca, or Gone with the Wind. And by that I mean I always fall asleep while watching those movies.

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by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gone With the Wind was one of the few classics that I can’t stand. After an hour into it, I had to shut it off.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve only seen a few scenes of Gone With the Wind for a class, and I feel that made it a lot more tolerable. You didn’t have to sit through all 10 hours of it, or however long it is.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve read the book, twice.

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by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really liked To Have and Have Not. Lauren Bacall is a total babe in that.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen that, but I’ve been meaning to. I love Jimmy Stewart. Mr Smith Goes to Washington, Shop Around the Corner, The Man Who Knew Too Much… all great movies.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Stewart was an awesome actor.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Freaking bumbler...

I have such a love / hate relationship with Jimmy. He works well in a certain type of role, but often is horribly miscast in great movies.

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by grape on Jun 6, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think my favorite Jimmy Stewart movie is Harvey.

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by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

Perfectly cast in that one. I love Rear Window and Vertigo, but he’s just miscast in those.

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by grape on Jun 6, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rear Window

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I watched some of The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance the other day too. It was pretty good. Jimmy Stewart and John Wayne.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and Vertigo. Forgot I’ve seen that and that Jimmy Stewart was in it, haha.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right, because of Len—wait. That doesn’t make any sense.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man

A Christmas Story is not a good movie.

There I said it.

Overrated at the least.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have to agree, really.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it’s like visiting family for the holidays: A largely forgettable experience conducted purely out of habit.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Swing.

Miss.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re thinking of The Goonies

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never seen that either.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

But...

The Goonies are good enough!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen Raiders of the Lost Ark?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen The Natural?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a baseball movie?

I think so.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is and it’s great.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the little kid that pitches for the Cubs?

Or one of the Dennis Quiad ones?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neither.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm. Maybe I haven’t seen it then.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamn

The kid is Rookie of the Year. Dennis Quaid is in The Rookie. The Natural stars Robert Redford and is based on a novel by Bernard Malamud.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, never seen it.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Natural is 100 times better than those two movies.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Minimum.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s understandable. It’s not Citizen Kane.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

So move it on up like the Jeffersons!

/Attempts to lob another over GC’s head.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

/succeeds

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fairly certain a middle-era Seinfeld reference would fly over his head. Ancient history to these kids.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s referring to Mars Attacks.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep
I think I want to go to a Giants game dressed as a Martian from Mars Attacks

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

/Bochy blames Posey for taking a walk there. Praises Rowand’s aggressive popout

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

REALLY?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Lol Ump

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Tim > Scott

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

that’s what a flyball looks like with a man on third, Rowand.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Fixed
THATS WHY WE HIT TIMMY 8TH AND ROWNADS 9 NAILED TO THE BENCH

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get it

All of us realize rowand is a black hole, he shortens this line up significantly, he airmails throws to turn rbi singles into 2 run rbi doubles. Worst of all, HE CANT EVEN MANUFACTURE A RUN SITTING ON A 2-0 COUNT WTF, EVEN TIMMY JUST MANAGED A SAC FLY!

except there were 2 outs, god rowand is bad.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

I get it

He makes $12mil a year

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 6, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Molina gives Rowand some pro tips

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Damnit Rowand

And darn it Timmy. Runner on third with one out and he didn’t score.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

timmy needs to learn how to win

what a fucking chump

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Another wasted leadoff double.

Fabulous.

Understands the importance of being a gritty, veterany, gamer.

by Jagersan on Jun 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Alert the presses!

Need more defending the gritty vet articles! STAT!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
Pirates threw Buster Posey two 3-1 curveballs, pitching around the rook to get to Aaron Rowand. And Rowand pops out w/runner at 3B. Brutal.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Predictable

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAAA

My son is straying from the company line?!?!?!

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

do other coaches put up with this kind of incompetence for so long?

i feel like i don’t know what good management looks like anymore

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

McCutchen...

for Molina/Rowand/Boch/Cash. Posey becomes player/manager.

by JeffWondersWhy on Jun 6, 2010 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

no FP Santangelo, the Giants do NOT need Rowand to win the West

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Abilities notwithstanding, I think “F.P. Santangelo” is a kick-ass name.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

But he has some silly opinions.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right. Which is why my endorsement stops with his name.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where the hell was that?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

WTF

Does timmy not get any star treatment?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

West Coast Bias

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

His command has been terrible for a few games now.

But I also dislike the idea of “Star Treatment” The strike zone should be the strike zone should be the strike zone.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lead off walks suck

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

GOD THIS FUCKING ZONE IS STUPID

I can’t stand seeing our pitchers get treated like scrubs, shits fucking pathetic.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Fuck...here we go

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

LARS WUZ RIGHT!

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jun 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Umpires, Hating giants since barry bonds retired.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

opponents pitching around Buster

wow….Nate is twice the player Rowand is….then some

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Jun 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

DUDE WTF

HOW IS THAT NOT A STRIKE?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  


obviously

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

SCOTT!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA SUCK IT EVERYONE

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Rowand. You did not suck then. Well done.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

torres would have caught that jogging LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

It wasn't a great play

He was too damn stupid to break in early

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Jim Edmonds style

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

HURTS...DOMIT?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Let the record show I acknowledge the misspelling.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

/broken wrist

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

did Rowand get hurt on that play!??!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

hope

wrist is broke,sorry

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Jun 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Broke back on the ball

That wasn’t a great defensive play

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Rowand makes routine plays look great by being a terrible fielder.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Fuck yea, Row!”

by deuce deuce on Jun 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

would be an easier play if our CF had more vroom

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

that was not a great player

Seriously, he took a horrible rout to that ball.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Meh

Lastings’ horrible routs have been mighty fun to watch this series

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

actual athleticism is nice

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Plays every game of the Reds series

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU JONES

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Shit

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Does anybody else use ESPN game cast to watch game?

because all 3 games against the Pirates, when Millege comes up, he has a huge pic, its kinda funny!

by The Montana Giant on Jun 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

crud

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Well,

Shit.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Walk more guys, douchestick

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

SONOFABITCH

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

I hate this guy.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Not a cheap one

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 6, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

just when I thought he was starting to look better

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

How did I know that would happen?

I didn’t post that here, or you would have blamed me.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

walks

walks,walkswalks

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Jun 6, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s why that run last inning would have been nice

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Guys Bengie Molina is seriously handling Lincecum like nobody else could

I mean, Lincecum would have given up 6 runs by now if Posey was catching

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 6, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Timmy

still not timmy. Did he stop smoking? someone give him his bong back…

by Blub on Jun 6, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

If Rowand didn’t fucking pop up, the Giants would still have the lead.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

How dare Timmy give up two runs!

/rolls eyes

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

more like how dare retarded bengie tells timmy to throw the only pitch garret jones can hit..

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

all those wasted opportunities had to come back to haunt us.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL HANGER STRIKE 3

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

I miss good Lincecum

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Goddammitt

I’m going out for fish tacos.

Back in the 6th.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 6, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Remember when 2 runs by the Giants were more than enough for a Timmy win against a shifty team like the Pirates?

by kdl on Jun 6, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

kinda

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shifty = shitty

by kdl on Jun 6, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

They are also pretty crafty

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

how much longer does bengie calling retarded pitches get unaddressed by the media?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

my guess would be forever

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 6, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Remember that game where Timmy struck out like 13 Pirates?

That was awesome.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 6, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

STFD AGAIN

2 straight Ks. That’s the Timmy I know!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

I wish Pablo would hit a HR like in the commercial

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

great, 2 K after a home run and a walk, get it together

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Oooh, I want some Pizza My Heart. Maybe after the game.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 11:49 AM PDT reply actions  

You live somewhere where there is one?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

a couple near me… but much better pizza choices available.

by Blub on Jun 6, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve only been once. I remember it being good, but I have never met a pizza I didn’t like.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite part is how they include sales tax within the price, so $5 is $5. Also, cheap tshirts.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but do they actually fit anyone?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. You can choose your size.

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by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I live around 7 minutes away from the Blossom Hill one.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees Jays realtime pitch tracking

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

the strike zone the yankees hitters get is LOL, and what their pitchers get is kevin gregg esque.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Y'know, this would be a 3-2 lead if Scott gets the man home from third.

Of course, it’d be a 3-2 Pirate lead if he misses that catch, so I guess it’s a wash.

Still wish you’d gotten the run home, Scott.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

it'd be 3-0 if bengie wasn't a idiot

how much longer does bengie calling retarded pitches get unaddressed by the media?

Hmm lets use the only pitch jones can hit on a 0-1 count, he wont expect anything!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowands was lucky to not hit into a DP in that at bat. I am sure there was a 95% chance of it…

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Jun 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats a catch almost all centerfielders make because they just judge it correctly and catch it standing up

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

fallacy

Rowand isn’t required in CF.
Torres makes that catch if he’s in center like he should be

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

GODDAMN PIRATES DEFENSE

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

damn that Mc

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL Yankees Vernon Wells 2 run HR

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Stupid sexy McCutchen

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Feels like he’s wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all! NOTHING AT ALL!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

yay Sanchez

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

This strike zone sucks

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

MOLE

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

had this guy on the ropes and let him off

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

no silly, that title belongs to Rowand

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

panda learning

almost laying off that stuff

by Blub on Jun 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Was that pitch a foot high?

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh, wow. Don't kill the man.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

there is definitely something wrong with Sanchez right leg

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I am very worried about this

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every time Freddy moves

i cross my fingers for his hammys

by Blub on Jun 6, 2010 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m sure they appreciate the sentiment.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Newsflash

Rowand and Molina are killing this team. Also, the Giants are getting no luck, they are hitting this Pirates staff really hard all series.

by out machine on Jun 6, 2010 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

PABLO!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

yay Pablo!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Pablo!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Poplo!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

nooooooooooooooo

send-himmmmm

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Jun 6, 2010 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
Mark DeRosa not in the lineup for Triple-A Fresno today. Bruce Bochy indicated he might get a rest to recharge.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

LET HIM GET SURGERY

GOD DAMMIT

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

This guy is just not a gamer!

by Into the Void on Jun 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is so fucking stupid. Just have the surgery

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

/gets “HEY, MARK, GET THE DAMN SURGERY” sign ready for tomorrow’s game

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome back, Pablito.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

diminutive form does not apply

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pableron

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, we have to score given all these opportunities

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

SHHH

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff Intentional OBP

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Uribe!

Do something good!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

That is a questionable walk.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Make 'em pay, Juan

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2010 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

SAC FLY!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

1st pitch swinging with the bases loaded?

really?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SUCCESS !

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

If our manager wasn’t fucking clueless Posey would be batting now.

by Into the Void on Jun 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't really agree with the first pitch swing

but its a run.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

It works Uribe

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahaha, this is funny, but kinda messed up

i would prefer Sabes and Boch get their heads out of their asses and make reasonable moves

by The Montana Giant on Jun 6, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

I do not like wishing injury on anyone. Coupled with then he would be pulled from the lineup for the wrong reason. He needs to not be playing because HE FUCKING SUCKS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

promehsional AB

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit that was a pretty good throw

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie takes cheezburger out of his helmet, takes a bite, steps back in

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

First things first, you know.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re going to get a hit today, get it now

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy doesn't look that bad out there.

Hopefully in the middle of the season he goes off and gets back into the cy young talks.

by waffles on Jun 6, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s had some marginally rough outings, but he still has been good overall. I think he will definitely be in the top 3-5 by seasons end.

however, jimenez may be a tough guy to catch.

by Blub on Jun 6, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to make romance explosion

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

does bengie have to swing at every pitch in a hitter’s count?

by kingofthacove on Jun 6, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

needs to get back to dugout, Snickers bars

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hackaz gots ta hack

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don;'t worry Bengie, I'm upset with you too

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

But,

Molina hit it to right field. They told me that was good!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PLUMP

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk: Great swing by bengie just got under it

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would have been a really great swing if it hadn’t actually been a bad swing.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

science

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie, you moron.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Why in the FUCK is Molina batting sixth? He is worthless.

by Into the Void on Jun 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

You are right.

He should be hitting 4th! He is just uncomfortable there!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why in the FUCK is Molina batting sixth? He is worthless.

fixed it.

by Uncle Russel on Jun 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy,

its a good thing molina’s hitting ahead of Posey…sigh

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

he is trapped between two sure outs

Why is bruce bochy employed?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Federal program: Hire the melonheads

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina is to clear the bases for Posey
and Rowand is to clear the bases whenever Posey gets on

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 6, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

my brother came in my room and watched that inning and was like LOL MOLINA FRANCHISE PLAYER as he saw him come to bat. He then left my room after saying molina would pop up… and LOL 100% correct.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FAT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina

4 for his last 51 = .078

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

The numbers lie. He’s taken some really good swings. Bochynomics

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been swinging the bat well lately!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Did you make this? If not who cares, rec’d.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL yeah during molina’s second AB… knew i’d have another chance to post it though

/facepalm x1000

by shahbazi3 on Jun 6, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are the man dude

Can you make more of those? That seriously made my day.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course...

I’ve had the picture of bork and bengie for a while… don’t know where i got it. They only work when bork says stupid things like that

/facepalm x1000

by shahbazi3 on Jun 6, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s great!

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bork & Bengie

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina is absolutely worthless

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 6, 2010 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes

Even switching one spot in the batting order with another- Posey 5th and Molina 6th- would make us an actual MLB offense.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

Bases loaded, one out, and we only score one run. Way to go, Giants offense.

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Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS WAY

Or in Molina’s case, GIANTS WEIGH

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you laughing at? That’s an improvement.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

all that work for....

1 run…..

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure is good Posey will be leading off next inning.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy, don’t give it back

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

more like bengie dont call it back

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie is batting .250

Does he weigh more than his batting average?

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

He’s at least 280.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dumbstache is up.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy went with Molina because he thinks he might be swinging the bat better

and Molina has been furious with his own swing three times now.

So, by Bochy’s own logic, Molina sits tomorrow. Right?

by sarf_london_niner on Jun 6, 2010 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s about to break out of it any day now.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Bochy likes Bengies passion. Bats him clean up

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bochy

LOL Logic

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slumber Party

Are they fun? Okay for kids 11, 13 ?

by TotallyDave on Jun 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you WalrusMan's puppet account?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always wanted to go, but it’s never fit into our schedule.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Went last year

Had a blast. Kids of all ages there, they did a great job. Couple movies on the big screen, lots of food continuously.

by JeffWondersWhy on Jun 6, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s pretty expensive.

by kdl on Jun 6, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is, but it sounds like fun.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why so expensive? Other than the obvious Giants expensive reasons?

by TotallyDave on Jun 6, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya gotta pay people to work all night, there’s food and activities to supply and pay for, tickets to a game are included…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Kruk for that hit.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame bengie

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

and fuck fuck tis mcutch

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

A haiku

Molina is fat
Like Babe Ruth except worthless
Scott Rowand eats poop

by travisam on Jun 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

a true work of art

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 6, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Illendork is still in the game?

Shhheeeeiiittt….

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Early thread is early.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hacking like the Giants

I will take it. Now score some runs for Tim.

by out machine on Jun 6, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a quick inning.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd still make love to him

Nightly with my eyes, if he was a giant.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

the pitcher hit turned out to be a good thing. Got rid of McCutcheon.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OK finish this guy off

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Insurance runz please.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Insurance against torture.

by out machine on Jun 6, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That MINI SODA commercial is one of the most annoying things ever created by man.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Meet your latest newsletter subscriber.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Timmy

is kind of fun to watch. It’s not STFD timmy, but it’s nice to see him switching up his pitches a bit more.

by Blub on Jun 6, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Me thinks Timmy might be turning the corner. I think the game against the Nationals was his rock bottom.

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

OTL I do not understand the NBA

Why was there two off days between game 1 and 2 of the NBA finals if they are being held in the same city?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

It doesn’t make sense.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 6, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ABC makes them do that for TV purposes.

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arena availability?

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by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, the NBA Finals had to be delayed because the Staples Center was booked for the Moscowitz bar mitzvah.

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Jun 6, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually

it’s 3 days off I think.

by Into the Void on Jun 6, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

First game was Thursday.

Friday and Sat were off, Play tonight.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

I love basketball but they lose me in about mid-May because of this shit. The playoffs take WAY TOO LONG. It’s ridiculous. The games are so spread out I just stop caring.

by Into the Void on Jun 6, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really dislike the NBA

For many reasons that I care not to list.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hard to like sometimes. The flopping and horrible, inconsistent refereeing kind of ruins it for me.

by Into the Void on Jun 6, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are some of my reasons.

There was a time I was starting to be a fan. Right around the time of a certain Kings/Lakers series. Then I stopped forever.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

understood.

I really only watch to fill in the gap of no baseball.

by Into the Void on Jun 6, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Michael Jordon (and Space Jam). And then he retired for the second time, and after that I stopped watching.

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by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would they play tonight? They’re going up against the Stanley Cup Finals.

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by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL You

Thinking Hockey may draw away some of the crowd.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

We might watch hockey… we will NOT watch basketball.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

More so the crowd that watches basketball, more likely to watch that over hockey

and vice versa.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah… let’s see which gets higher ratings…

by kingofthacove on Jun 6, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, game 5, Chicago (young, dynamic team) vs Philly (pulled off the down 3-0 comeback), some hard-fought games, a matchup that hasn’t been run into the ground… I know which one I’m watching.

BTW, did you know that a Lakers-Celtics NBA Finals matchup makes up 20% of all Finals in NBA history? LOL PARITY.

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by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the NBA has ever had any pretensions of parity.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Gasol Trade!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve matched up twice in the last 24 years or something?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prediction

Posey single
Scott K
Lincecum sac bunt
Torres does something good.

by TGOH on Jun 6, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Your grandma knows her baseball.

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Jun 6, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BUSTER

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

wrong so far… but i think you got the next part down.

by Blub on Jun 6, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

“Walker calls of the first baseman”
What percent of Giants’ outs has he been responsible for?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

At least 92.8.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miracle!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Stay hot, Aaron Rowand

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 6, 2010 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Scott’s not sitting for another week.

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by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand stays hot

will start for next 2 weeks

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by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Emo?

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by Jagersan on Jun 6, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott gets hit,

Gets another 25 game reprieve.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunt it, Freak

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like bork bork aarony’s been puttin’ good swings on the ball bork. bork he hasn’t been great from the right side, bork bork, but he’s a professional hitter, bork bork, and he’ll snap out of it as long as he keeps bork getting ABs bork bork bork, so we’re gonna keep marchin’ em out there, bork bork.

by TGOH on Jun 6, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap….now I have to rewrite my haiku

by travisam on Jun 6, 2010 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Timmy Slap.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

are you kidding me hit and run with the pitcher?

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy

has better eye than half our lineup

by Blub on Jun 6, 2010 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

This AB is kind of amusing

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

FIRST STEAL OF THE YEAR LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rowand steals

Doumit really is terrible

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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

He only got it because timmy blocked him and took a hard swing to make it as hard as possible.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to go, Rowand.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

.333 steal percentage

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by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SCOTT VROOOOOM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 6, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Great, Rowand will be moved back to leadoff for the next game.

by kdl on Jun 6, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

a hit and a steal, Rowand for MVP

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott steals? Whaaaaaaat?!

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by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

All-Stars Among Us

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please just give me a 5 hopper through the infield.

by out machine on Jun 6, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, Giants up to bat?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he meant the pitcher

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres spits on your shitty inside pitch.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Fun times for Pirates

Timmy, then Silva whos pitching great for the cubs, then the kid phenom

by Blub on Jun 6, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

lol ball

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The breeze from that hit cooled his mustache.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I know the end result was poor, but andres torres is always quality.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Turns out our offense still blows

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't hit to a Black guy!

Have you learned nothing, Andy?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Um….

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 6, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on Jun 6, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

I love that Bengie's stomach does the thinking

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by grape on Jun 6, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is obviously talking about moving in general.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swing the fat better recently

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by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back with fish tacos

and we should have 10 runs by now.

On the radio side they were talking about how bad Rowan felt for popping up.

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I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 6, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

We all felt pretty bad too.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad that we have to watch him every day

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he can make it up to me by going 0-25

and never seeing the field again

/facepalm x1000

by shahbazi3 on Jun 6, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

get the pen ready, already

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES YOU FUCKING HIPPIE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Large Timmy fan in the stands.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Idiot

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

leadoff walk = trouble

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I do not approve of walking Walker.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does timmy get treated like he’s ryan sadowski with the strikezone? This is fucking stupid, to bad its all against us.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Would you like some cheese with that whine?

Understands the importance of being a gritty, veterany, gamer.

by Jagersan on Jun 6, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until he throws more strikes consistently

he is not going to get treated well.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum. Seriously.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Has anyone actually figured out what the hell is up with Doumit’s eyes?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES YOU FUCKING HIPPIE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Blame Molina

pitcher is supposed to throw to the catcher. But what if your catcher takes up the space of 4 home plates? Could be tough to figure out where the plate actually is.

by Blub on Jun 6, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE THE FUCK IS HOWIE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love timmy, I’m just gonna blame this on fat bengie molina.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Need a K right now.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

pitch count?

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by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

87

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

86

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe Timmy should shave his head too.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Or grow a huge mustache.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or draw one in eye black

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha! This.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

triple play pls

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Bounce the change.

DO IT

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

yank the hippie

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

interesting how that same move got called against pablo, probably cuz he weighs 300 pounds.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina..

no fastballs against this chump….

thank you.

by Blub on Jun 6, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

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by timmeh on Jun 6, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That was one of the best changes he has thrown all day.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikeout please

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

lol heres lastings mays

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit

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Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk more guys, you stooge

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

The guy’s name is Walker, it’s confusing!

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay. That’s not good.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BENGIE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

crud

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants on the road in 2010: worse than 2009

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie

The first pitch curve to steal a strike is a good idea. BUT FUCKING MIX IT UP. You do it to 70% of the batters and they will start to expect it JUST LIKE THAT!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

another walked batter scores

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Rags brings Bengie a handful of M and M's

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by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Can someone please explain to me why timmy throws so many first pitch curves

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie calls them. Calls them for Cain too.

They are pretty good to steal a first pitch strike. IF YOU MIX IT UP AND DO NOT DO IT TOO OFTEN.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT BENGIE

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT BENGIE

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BENGIE FUCK YOU

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR GODS SAKE LET POSEY CATCH

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring back good Tim

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

That was some tremendous defense by Molina. Let’s her some stories about how good he is at blocking the ball.

by sprdelfin on Jun 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking fat ass waste of bagging saggy flesh dickwad

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

ALL YOU HAD TO FUCKING DO WAS DROP TO YOUR KNEES!

NO ENERGY ON YOUR PART, JUST GRAVITY YOU FAT LAZY FUCK!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Bengie so much.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

How much longer will bengie molina be allowed to suck ass?

This is fucking pathetic, he calls pathetic games, gets star treatment from the team, AND FUCKING SUCKS.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

lol “good-located”

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Jun 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR FUCK’S SAKE LET POSEY CATCH

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

lazy fucking piece of trash

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW IS THAT A WILD PITCH? STOP PADDING BENGIE MOLINAS FAT FEELINGS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF?

That was RIGHT at Bengie! He let it go five hole! If any fielder let a ball go five hole, it’d be an error, no question.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he’s a gritty veteran.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff, you’d be much cuter without the ’stache.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

It appears to be a Pirate thing.

ARRRGG, mustaches, me hearties!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 6, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is. It’s a team morale thing. But still…

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY DOG COULD HAVE BLOCKED THAT BALL!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I highly doubt that. I’ve seen your dag catch. He’s no Mike Piazza.

by Uncle Russel on Jun 6, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely.

We all like the dog.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, my dog sucks at catching balls, but he’s great at blocking them and knocking them down.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 6, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fucking hate bengie molina

DFA DFA DFA DFA DFA

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

thank God the runner held. I have no faith in Molina catching the throw

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Mole!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

By the way, that went down as a wild pitch.

5th pass ball this year by bengie while catching lincecum that was called.. a wild pitch.

Fuck this organization.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BOUNCE THE CHANGE

No wait. Bengie may not feel like trying to block it.
/Bengie calls for change belt high.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 6, 2010 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

The crappy thing is, Timmy should have a three run lead if they could deliver in the clutch.

by out machine on Jun 6, 2010 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

So once again… this team succeeds despite Bengie Molina.

by Uncle Russel on Jun 6, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

that inning wasn’t good, but it could have been much worse.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

New thread plz

Photobucket

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU WILL STAY IN THIS THREAD AND LIKE IT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind it, except that my computer won’t stop screaming.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prediction on baggs excuses for bengie and rowand after the game?

Post them here.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

rowand got a hit and diving catch. pencil him in for the next 3 months.

by Blub on Jun 6, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

forgot about that. make it 4 months.

by Blub on Jun 6, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

forget about that

Except bochy to go on a all star campaign for him.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll just ignore it. The entire article will be about Timmy struggling again. Even though he’s looked much better.

Not there yet obviously. But much better.

by DFARowand on Jun 6, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs has been all over Rowand today
extrabaggs
  
Jeff Clement is out-Rowanding Rowand. That’s twice he’s grounded out with infield in, failing to score runner from 3B w/less than 2 outs.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 6, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLROCHE

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

this start is QUALITY

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I want an orange jersey

and I want that fat fuck Bengie Molina to use some of that wasted 4.5 million to buy it for me

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit Mole. You can’t get a hit every time up?

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo, why the fuck are you bunting?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Not very good execution Panda

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jun 6, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I really doubt Bochy called that.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was fucking stupid

Pablo, you idiot

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 6, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE seeing people bunt when it’s not necessary!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

that was an odd decision

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

and Huff should bat third, btw

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously?

DID THAT REALLY JUST FUCKING HAPPEN?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

So many of Huff’s reactions crack me up.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 6, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

There is no way that was a called bunt.

But the fact that we have to question that is very sad.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff OBP

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

yay HufF!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 6, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HUFF VROOOOM!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOM

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff ‘n’ Puff baby!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 6, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up Kuiper!!

how is it a selfish play? He’s trying to get on base in a tie game. It’s a stupid play, but it’s a team play.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I can't see how it's selfish.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 6, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Team's best athlete!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 6, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff steal dubbed as "The Sneak Attack"

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW DOUMIT LOL

/Bengie feels massive rise in confidence

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

why would you pitch to him here with fatso on deck?

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 6, 2010 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

gravitational pull effects pitcher

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 6, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

hanger :’(

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Cedeno Stache is gone.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 6, 2010 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Fun while it lasted.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 6, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope says he just spotted a little girl in the stands wearing a worthlessberger jersey? Seriously?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 6, 2010 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Winning in pittsburg > off season activities

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 6, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pittsburgh fans seriously believe he is not at fault for any reason.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

B