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Post-game thread: Giants hit for power, come from behind, just like we knew they would

Just think if Buster Posey were catching tonight. He would have called a total rookie game, and Jonathan Sanchez would have given up six earned runs, and we'd still be playing.

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See, my thread worked.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Eventually..............

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH WELL PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE DICKWAD

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

VIRTUE DICKWAD!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your Bastards!!!!

you killed “can of corn”

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bastards did no such thing!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shrug

Apparently, I have bastards and they are out to get you!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they at least good looking bastards? Because that would be okay, I guess.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they are mine

So probably not!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEN PLEASE CALL THEM AND ASK THEM NOT TO DO IT!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are uncontrollable!

Your irresistibility has overridden my control over my bastards!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, okay.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent!

I told them to take lots of pictures.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no virtue in that

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to bring home the win, Howie.

Great job out there last night.

/snaps Howie with towel

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson is a good closer

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

You slimey bastard are drunk . . . drunk, I say . . .

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball: Torture

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe and Huff hit some serious big flys.

Kobe sucks

by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

We would've lost

Without Eli in the lineup, we don’t get his homer

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

There's always Krukow

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 5, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there

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by nogooddeed on Jun 5, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pat Burrell: 1-0 as a Giant.

by deuce deuce on Jun 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s so good, he doesn’t even need to leave the dugout to win games.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff’s “I know I crushed it” dance was humorously awkward. Or awkwardly humorous.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jun 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

That was awesome. When that happened i had to rewind it and watch it 5 more times. The way he shrugged his shoulders and kicked his foot reminded me a little bit of Norton from The Honeymooners.

Bleeding orange and black since 1987

by TehGreekStallion on Jun 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not often you get to see someone doing the Hucklebuck these days.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other dance he did in LF on that long fly ball, not so much fun.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 5, 2010 6:59 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

JUST saw that on the archived game.

Not since that Garry fellow in left have I seen a batter so quickly confident of a home run.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 5, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL look at the catcher he’s like, “HOLY SHIT BE FOUL!”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a bit of a hillbilly hitch in his stride.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff’s like “Yeah, I fucking crushed that pitch.”

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 5, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of great home run swings...

did y’all see Beltre’s last night?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone seen a home run like Huff’s since Bonds last played?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

From a Giant?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your question has sadly reminded me that in 2008 Bengie Molina led the team in home runs with 16.

That’s pitiful.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oof

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus christ

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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That team hit 94 home runs total. In 2007, Bonds, Feliz, Molina, Winn, and Durham hit 92 collectively.

:(

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis had the highest OPS+ on that 2008 team (tied with WInn). It was 105.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

(among qualifying batters, that is.)

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

O_O

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

klesko sez hai

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I was gonna go with Klesko

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

and his post- "i just fucking destroyed that ball, watch me preen" moments were awesome

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Unfortunately that didn’t happen too often.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 5, 2010 7:00 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Klesko was on the team in 2007.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Jun 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Bonds was on the same team.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Jun 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.hittrackeronline.com/hrdetail.php?id=2009_2614

At 462 feet, Pablo’s HR was the longest home run hit by a Giant since a 468-foot moonshot by Bonds on July 7, 2006, 3 years earlier.

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by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres has obliterated some no-doubters. Remember the one a couple weeks ago where the water cannons went off before the ball even left the park?

And Ay-you-HEN-ee-oh has certainly posed like he’s hit some like that, even though they died at the wall?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I posted this from my phone at an Isis concert. I would have let a mod do it, but I was scared that Howie would have gotten there first.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 5, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

You could have waited until Kenshin posted it but then we would have to wait until 2014 since he appears as often as the Summer Olympics.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see what would have been so objectionable about my Post Game “Red Heart Riding Crop” Recap. Corporate sponsorships are just a part of life these days, and I saw we have to get with the program.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Visionaries are often misunderstood.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flem:

“Can I take two guys?”

Oh my, Dave.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t know Dave was into that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

he just has a wide stance

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, he's a True Giant!

He’s all about the DP!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also,

what did I miss?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing much

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Successful thread.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You keep thinking that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND DONT YOU FORGET IT EITHER

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as successful as Natto.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as prolific.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HOME RUNS

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Its a bit eaerly but

How many of the giant’s pitchers are going to make the all star team.
Lincecum and Cain should be Locks.
Wilson needs to be there.
And Zito and Sanchez should be there but I don’t see the all star roster’s going all whitesox of a few years ago and having their whole starting rotation making the team.

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by operation carrot on Jun 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

uhh, lincecum hasn't actually been very good lately

just sayin

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but I don’t see him not making the team. I mean how many people make it every year who don’t deserve it. I just really want zito to make the team. Even if there is some bonus clause.

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by operation carrot on Jun 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you see Greinke making the AL team?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

still better than you

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes the RAGE!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

can’t argue with FACTS

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

:(

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

All my rage is currently occupied

I’m still pissed that Buster got called up early to play 1st fucking base. I can’t afford to spend any more rage on other issues.

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bondslegend

Trying to take all the joy out of our franchise cornerstone hitting almost .500 after his first week in the majors. Not to mention the fact that we’re 4-2 with him in the lineup. But his arbitration clock!!!!!

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 5, 2010 7:05 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

  • Buster Posey is the best catching prospect in the NL, and arguably the majors.
  • Bengie Molina is hitting .252/.313/.327 with bad defense and league-worst base running.
  • Buster Posey has yet to play a single game as a catcher.

Outside of just being intentionally obtuse (like Baggs), I can’t see how anyone can claim he doesn’t understand what the rage is about.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 5, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want Bengie out of the lineup too, but...

We kept hearing that his bat doesn’t play well at 1B, but so far that isn’t the case (yeah yeah SSS). At least he can be in the lineup every day at 1B.

The more he keeps hitting and the more Molina shits the bed, the more likely he moves to C.

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by Goofus on Jun 5, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

The problem isn’t Bengie.

The problem is Sabean and his flunky, Bochy enabling the never-ending episodic tragedy of Molina’s descent into humiliating displays of has-beenness.

Rarely do players euthanize their own careers willingly; Junior excepted, and even that with some backroom negotiating.

I am serious when I refer to the careers of Molina (and Rowand) on life-support. Bochy and Sabean are not doing anybody any favors by continuing to employ extraordinary measures to keep their careers nourished with the scarce commidity of playing time.

This continued sacrificing of new life for old life is an outrage and the overwhelming cause of the Giants continued mediocrity in the final standings every year.

The feeding tubes need to be removed and let these guys’ careers expire with some grace and style like Griffey.

by E Ticket on Jun 5, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it might be too late for Bengie's career to end in grace and style

The decision to keep an obviously horrible player as the starting catcher when you have one of the top catching prospects in the majors ready is one of the worst I can recall in baseball history.

And then they compound this mistake by not even starting Posey when Molina is out of the lineup.

It’s hard to think of many that are worse. …Hmm. If any.

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by thehavenot on Jun 5, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

We could see Griffey, Hoffman, and Molina retire within a week of each other!

/A man can dream, can’t he?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

But we won't

Because guys like Griffey and Williams and Gehrig are so rare. Seldom do players in the middle of the season decide that “enough is enough”. It has to come from above.

Bochy not only kept Vinny Castilla playing, he started him damn near every night just like he does with Molina; right up until the actual day Towers cut him from the roster. It was pathetic.

by E Ticket on Jun 5, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, with Griffey, it did come from above.

He was very careful to say that “no one in the front office asked me to do this.” But the manager’s not in the front office. Plus, public opinion was universally in favor of his retirement. He had to be aware of that.

And as stick-a-fork-in-’em done as Molina and Winn look, Hoffman looks twice that.

But yeah, I know we’re stuck with B¢ until the end of time.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which just exacerbates the problem

Dying ain’t pretty. And his career is certainly that

by E Ticket on Jun 5, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

fans should use their only weapon

booing. It’s not pleasant, but what else can you do? We pay big bucks, and then get treated to three hours of suck. This is entertainment, not your grade school musical.

Booing is good, in this situation.

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by nogooddeed on Jun 5, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

You guys are more in touch with Giants fans than I am – are people actually upset about Posey not catching? Seems to me that fans are mainly upset about Rowand, not Molina.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 5, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think a lot of casual fans really buy into the whole “calling a good game” and “rapport with the pitchers” mystique. Also the local media has been trashing Buster’s defense behind the dish.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 5, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s what I thought. Plus he hit 20 home runs last year.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 5, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the veteran love that Sabean and Bochy have, but you guys act like they’re the only GM and manager in the game that feel that way. Unless you’re a fan of a team that is a total small market non contender, they’re all the same. The last two days alone you’ve seen the White Sox say they’re going to bench the struggling Gordon Beckham for journeyman Lance Nix, and the Cardinals just signed Randy Winn. Sabean and Bochy are no worse than the others.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 5, 2010 11:13 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I don’t think the Cardinals are going to move Colby Rasmus to first base so Randy Winn can start.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 5, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure they will.

It’s not like they’re getting any production from first base as it is.

Hey, you know what would be nice? Reuniting not only the Molina brothers in St. Louis, but Rowand and Winn as well.

B¢ (SFG- C) and Pooper (SFG- CF) for What’shisname (STL- 1B)!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pujols will move to LF. Holliday to RF.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 5, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, we're getting both?

And the Cards are picking up their salaries? Even better! But where will Juggernate and Bowker play?

/fap fap fap

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Cardinals signed Winn for nothing. To be a bench player. Good for them.

Beckham has been genuinely horrible this year. Nix is a fantastic fielder at 2B, and mashed in AAA last year (though obviously was old for the league), so short term, it’s not a bad idea to let Nix play. Of course, the White Sox are 8.5 games behind the Twins, so they probably shouldn’t be making moves that are only good for the short term. Conclusion: the White Sox probably shouldn’t be benching Beckham. If I were a White Sox fan, maybe I’d complain about it. But I’m not.

It’s still not comparable to letting Molina play.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 5, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not making excuses for Molina. I was against the signing, and I would have released him long ago. I’m just saying that GM’s and managers are all alike. They think a veteran will eventually approach his career stats, and they won’t give up on them till the very end. It’s not easy for someone like Sabesn to walk into his bosses office and tell them he shitted away 4,5 million of their dollars, and in the case of Rowand, far more. My point is basically that they’re not alone in doing what they do. Don’t think that the fans of every team don’t think their managers and GM’s are assholes.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 5, 2010 1:26 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well, then why is it that, aside from the Giants, only the Mets showed any interest in Molina this year? And even they wouldn’t offer a long term contract. I really don’t think that all GM’s like Molina as much as Sabean does.

Yes, many GM’s love veterans. But I think that saying that what’s Sabean is doing right now is normal is stretching it.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 5, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

23 PA’s aren’t small sample size. They’re nothing. Outside of 15 home runs or 23 strikeouts, there is nothing that could happen in 23 PA’s that should change anyone’s mind about anything.

Right now I don’t see what’s going to move him off 1B. I mean, the fact that he’s hitting well is just making the Giants more comfortable with him at 1B. I don’t see the Giants benching Molina anytime soon.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 5, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh my god

Bengie’s batting line

oh my god

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 5, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

And now look at Castilla's

on July 17, 2006, his last game before he was cut.

by E Ticket on Jun 5, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

That looks

familiar.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 5, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps it is because playing first is doing nothing for his development as the catcher of the future…

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get over it.

Posey is going to be the full time catcher in 2011 if not before. Right now, he is at least in the lineup and producing with the bat. I’m hoping with the rest of us that Bengie is on a short leash. But we all know better. So, enjoy what Posey is doing. He has plenty of years to squat.

by lexluth7 on Jun 5, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get over it.

Posey Sandoval is going to be the full time catcher in 2010 if not before. Right now, he is at least in the lineup and producing with the bat. I’m hoping with the rest of us that Bengie is on a short leash. But we all know better. So, enjoy what Posey Sandoval is doing. He has plenty of years to squat.

I think I wrote this over a year ago.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see your point, but this isn’t the same issue. Different bats, different body-types, different prospect-status.

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by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know it’s not the same. But it’s similar enough to be frightening.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a good point, but my point to bondslegend is that seeing Buster’s name in the lineup every day makes me very happy, and his at bats are the best part of the game. I can’t imagine someone who would be happier seeing him at Fresno every day. Yes, he’s at the wrong position, but you can’t have everything.

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by rxmeister on Jun 5, 2010 11:21 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yes, he’s at the wrong position, but you can’t have everything.

The ability to have everything is only a decision away. Too bad it won’t be made.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 5, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

We can’t have nice things.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 5, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’re not asking for everything. We’re asking for our catcher to play catcher, our 1B to play 1B, and our RF to play RF.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 5, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like our CF to play CF, too, but I guess Rowand is blocking him.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know that Buster will be the catcher of 2011 but its the idea that Bengie is fucking terrible out there and they still continue to trot him out there as if he’s producing when I’m sure they know that he’s pretty much done.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 5, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not worried about 2011 (that’s a lie, actually). I want to make the playoffs. I think we can make the playoffs. Letting Molina play significantly hurts our chances of making the playoffs. Pretty simple.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 5, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Liar.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And sitting atop the high tension wire

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LINCECUM CLONE SIGHTING!

We’re simply watching the wrong one.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 5, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

which clone are you speaking of sir, the rangers pitcher?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's my response, horribly misplaced, to this

.

Lincecum and Cain should be Locks

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by victor frankenstein on Jun 5, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s still been the best pitcher on the staff. His FIP is 2.80, which is really great. Cain, Zito, and Sanchez are all in the 3.30-3.50 range.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 5, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

But ERA and Winz!!!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants' Big Four starters barely crack the TOP 10 stats

Their advantage is that they have 4 guys in the TOP 25

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t think Cain is a lock either…

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by DJ Tofu on Jun 4, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would go with Cain and Zito

Timmy’s been struggling lately.

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by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering Ubaldo, Carpenter, Wainwright, and Johnson have all been brilliant, odds are slim.

by InTimmyWeTrust on Jun 5, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh and that guy from Philly with the beard…

by InTimmyWeTrust on Jun 5, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson, wpf*

*when pigs fly

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by nogooddeed on Jun 5, 2010 5:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson

Has been nails. So I don’t understand your reference.

by lexluth7 on Jun 5, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. I think he’s the most likely of the group to make it. Thanks to the shitty Giants’ offense the starters all have less wins than they should, and don’t think that doesn’t make a difference when the managers make their selections.

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by rxmeister on Jun 5, 2010 11:17 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

DBags with bases loaded and no outs

and can’t get the run across the plate. Giants style.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Bautista:

um, what the fuck?

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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Addendum

Brett Cecil: FUCK YEAH

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean and Alex Anthopoulos: A comparison

Fred Lewis-Productive yet raw OF, aquired for very little-producing well.
Vernon Wells-awful contract yet doing okay so far
Jose Bautista-Productive yet raw OF, aquired for very little-producing well.

John Bowker: Possibly productive OF-replaced on the roster by veteran who occasionally hits dingerz
Aaron Rowand: A bad contract who sucks
Nate Schierholtz-Possibly productive OF relegated to the bench by a 1B

Now I will give Sabean some credit for finding Andres Torres, but uhhh, yeah

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by Gobroks on Jun 4, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a Sabean fan BUT

Putting Huff in LF is a good move. That opens up Posey for significant time. Rowand should be the 4th OF. Won’t happen of course.

by lexluth7 on Jun 5, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well Posey should be playing over Bengie as well

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by Gobroks on Jun 5, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

apparently he “cant catch major league pitching” LOLOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Gabe Gross

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by Gobroks on Jun 4, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great game for the G-Men and Dirty....but

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by Viva Jon Miller on Jun 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

G.O.A.T.

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Topic from last thread

How do the Giants avoid moving Posey to C when Renteria comes back?

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by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Kill Renteria

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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade Renteria for scraps?

by Into the Void on Jun 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh…what?

I guess you mean Pablo > 1b and Uribe to 3b or something.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fresno

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

No way he's going back to Fresno

Bochy is going to have a real problem on his hands. He’s going to have to sit a highly paid veteran or two. Renteria should get some time at short. But sitting Uribe is not a real option right now. Personally, I’d like to see this:

CF Torres
2b Sanchez
LF Huff
1B Pablo
3b Uribe
C Posey
RF Nate
SS Renteria

No chance this happens. But it makes sense. Renteria was producing when healthy. So was Nate. Rowand is just awful. Molina – enough said. But again, to do this would go against everything Sabean/Bochy believe in.

Adding Burrell simply complicates things. He’s an awful outfielder.

by lexluth7 on Jun 5, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least he’ll catch…right?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 5, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta keep Steve Holm fresh

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by Gobroks on Jun 5, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

where couldn’t he play?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPbPn_l2c_Q

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullpen catcher

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My meaning is

The Giants seem to have committed to playing Huff, Uribe, and Posey everyday.

A post-edgar lineup would have to look something like

Torres RF
Sanchez 2B
Sandoval 1B
Huff LF
Uribe 3B
Posey C
Renteria SS
Rowand CF

But there isn’t a way to get Huff, Posey, Uribe, Renteria AND Molina into the lineup every day. Something’s gotta give. If he keeps slumping, I think it’ll be Molina.

(this is seperate from my desire to see Nate rather than Rowand, with Torres in CF, because that issue really isn’t affected by Rent coming back)

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by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This hurts my brain. I think you need to add Derosa for it to suck some more.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could certainly try

He could play in right with Torres shifting to center, I guess.

I’m actually looking forward to Rent coming back. Sure, his BABIP is whacky-high, but hell, he’s been playing pretty OK.

And if he’s replacing Molina, it’s a huge upgrade.

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by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhgg… I was thinking that too. Or just adding Burrell in the mix…

But then I thought about what I nice catching corp the Giants will have next season. Posey and Whiteside – very nice.

by RUSirius on Jun 4, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

this lineup is far too decent to be realistic

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#52

by cloudydays on Jun 5, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here is a realistic Giantz lolineup when Rent returns

RF- Torres
2B- Sanchez
3B- Sandoval
C- Molina
1B- Huff
LF- Burrell/DeRosa
SS- Renteria
CF- Rowand
P – Ginatz pitcher

Posey, Nate and Uribe warm the bench.

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by RDreamer on Jun 4, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This lineup is a Bork wet dream

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"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 5, 2010 4:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

No flipping way is Posey gong to sit

Sabean and Bochy aren’t even that stupid. He plays or he goes down. And he’s made it impossible for them to send him down. Hell he already has the best approach at the plate of any Giant hitter (with the possible exception of Huff). Interestingly Posey hasn’t walked yet. But those will come. Patient up the middle gaps hitter with some power. I personally think he’ll get more power as he matures a bit.

There will be a riot if he sits or is sent down.

by lexluth7 on Jun 5, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Buster. Buster! BUSTER! Busterbusterbusterbusterbuster

“Well, I sat for a few weeks when I came up last year, so it’s nice to get some at-bats right away.”

BUSTER POSEY.

Giants baseball on K. N. B. R."

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a link to this commercial? I haven’t heard it yet. I suppose I could stream KNBR today to find it, but I’d rather not.

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't find one.

But you get the idea:

A whole bunch of different voices (broadcasters, probably some Arrested Development clips (though I can’t hear that fast), etc.) getting faster and faster, then that quote from Buster himself- my theory is that it was worked in by a disgruntled intern- then some more “Buster!” (I think), then the deep KNBR voice doing his thang.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum gossip

Without giving up my source, I have heard that Timmy’s gf dumped him recently. This very well could cause a loss of some focus.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STPID GIRL, I HATE HER!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL STPID!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Man, if I were Lincecum, I wouldn’t waste five seconds worrying about that. Maybe that’s because my heart is made of coal.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then again, if I were Lincecum I wouldn’t have had a girl friend in the first place.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 4, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d have a boyfriend?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he is implying he would have ho’s in different area codes

by Into the Void on Jun 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because no one is going to see this

From my favorite blog strange maps:

"In this song, Ludacris brags about the area codes where he knows women, whom he refers to as ‘hoes’," says Ms Gray, who plotted out all the area codes mentioned in this song on a map of the United States. She arrived at some interesting conclusions as to the locations of this rapper’s preferred female companionship:

    * "Ludacris heavily favors the East Coast to the West, save for Seattle, San Francisco, Sacramento, and Las Vegas."
    * "Ludacris travels frequently along the Boswash corridor."
    * "There is a ‘ho belt‘ phenomenon nearly synonymous with the ‘Bible Belt’."
    * "Ludacris has hoes in the entire state of Maryland."
    * "Ludacris has a disproportionate ho-zone in rural Nebraska. He might favor white women as much as he does black women, or perhaps, girls who farm."
    * "Ludacris’s ideal ‘ho-highway’ would be I-95."
    * "Ludacris has hoes in the Midway and Wake Islands. Only scientists are allowed to inhabit the Midway Islands, and only military personnel may inhabit the Wake Islands. Draw your own conclusion."

Ludacris is not deterred by clever and/or strong women? The concept of Ludacris’ song reminds me a bit of ‘I’ve Been Everywhere’ by Johnny Cash, which, come to think of it, probably shares some subtext with ‘Area Codes’.

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by grape on Jun 5, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hilarious.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Glad to know cartographical humor doesn't go unacknowledged

There is a great hand map of SF bay as well

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by grape on Jun 5, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL map

And it puzzles me why he left out LA/San Diego

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being a professional athlete while simultaneously having a monogamous relationship just seems like a bad idea.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got Annie Savoy’d

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you got it mixed up. Musicians do it for the women. Athletes do it so they never have to be adults. Then they get married to someone who will take care of them and doesn’t care if they cheat on them all the time.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that Derek Jeter is the standard to which we should all aspire.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

???Super douche?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scarlett Johanson/Jessica Biel

Yeah, a bit douchey, but I know what I’d do.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 4, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep relationships out of the picture. Build a castle when you’re near retirement. Settle down then.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 4, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though he finally got married

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by Gobroks on Jun 4, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeter is still single.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 5, 2010 7:09 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

No he married some actress

Minka Kelly-I think her name is. IIRC she’s on friday night lights

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by Gobroks on Jun 5, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or not.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard they were just engaged.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 5, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good to me.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Jun 4, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, plenty of players seem to manage it quite well. It’s definitely harder. No question. And the failcases are more high profile. But it’s not like there isn’t a long history of happily relationshipped professional athletes.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

practice using Alyssa Milano

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by DJ Tofu on Jun 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol gross

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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

by IT do you mean hillary duff?

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm...could be....

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

She gives engagement BJs. A lot of women could learn something from her. Zito’s probably only good at teaching people how to act like an idiot.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Jun 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

engagements BJs? what does this mean

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some paparazzi took a pic of her boyfriend proposing to her on a balcony in a hotel room, then another pic like five minutes later of him on his back on the bed and her head on his waist. It was pretty funny.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Jun 4, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a smart woman

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enjoy the BJ, dude. Once you’re married you won’t be getting any more.

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by rxmeister on Jun 5, 2010 11:25 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOLMARRIAGE

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife has asked that I don’t refute this claim in order to preserve her modesty.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

link plz

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 4, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike York is a midget too. Hockey players sure are magnets for the ladies. lmao.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 4, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG PEOPLE IN RELATIONSHIPS PERFORM SEXUAL ACTS ON EACH OTHER SHE’S SUCH A SLUT.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL societal misogyny!

I was thinking the other day about how different the public reaction would be if a female celebrity was revealed to have worked her way through as many partners as Tiger Woods. The primary conversation wouldn’t be about the partners’ attractiveness, that’s for sure.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Takes 5 mph off the fast ball

And some drop from the slide piece.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s just like a woman. Your velocity drops from 94 to 92 and they’re gone.

by Into the Void on Jun 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Scott make any solid contact that justifies Bochy starting him tomorrow?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

No ribeye tho

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 5, 2010 2:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

From what I saw, not really.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

GiDP baby! Plus he struck out on a low outside breaking ball after swinging and missing at a low outside breaking ball! Midseason form already!

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Jun 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

0 for 4 on 14 pitches, but hey, only 1 K so that’s an improvement

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

stayed hot!

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 5, 2010 5:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell in LF, Huff in CF tonight!

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 5, 2010 7:11 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Rowand struck out?

On a low breaking ball? No wai!
2009

That shit never happens.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 5, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

O HAI

Giants starting CF: .642 OPS
Giants backup C: .914 OPS

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on Jun 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 5, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

/Didn’t see the game
//Hates comcast

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 4, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, glad we aren't getting FOX'd tomorrow!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Game is at 4 pm pacific time

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 5, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

My cable says it will be on Comcast Sportsnet at 4pm.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 5, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your cable said no such thing!

I refuse to believe in talking cables. You can’t fool me!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 5, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I am a cable charmer.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 5, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rained > Fox’d

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 5, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least DICK STOCKTON is doing todays game, I like him slightly more than I do chris rose.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Eric Karros drives to Denver to kick Kaz Matsui in the shin

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 5, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

“He can’t hit 78 mph pitch!”

by TBRMKane on Jun 5, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

D’backs tie the Rockies, 6-6, in the bottom of the 9th.

by deuce deuce on Jun 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

If only the Braves’ bullpen wasn’t so stupid.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Jun 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

DBACKS WIN!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

RLOLCKIES

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Jun 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 4, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROCKIES

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

125 posts into a post-game thread and no images?

ripoff

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

this pretty much

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jun 4, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

*

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

boring thread....

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 4, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subject!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 4, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hehehe

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 5, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, Wilson's 100th career save, eh

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It was weirdly uneventful… although I guess without the defensive replacements it wouldn’t have been.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gah, double plays!

Yay, dingerz!

And, man, the Pirates are a cautionary tale about why prospects are a gamble. Remember when many of us were drooling over Milledge, LaRoche, and/or Clement?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 4, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Only McCutchen for me!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm talking about a couple of years ago

This was before McCutchen’s time.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 4, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

they would actually be a decent team if they didnt give away all of their allstars

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 4, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when we all liked Jason Schmidt and Jason Bay

Do they count?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 4, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

While watching Chronicle Live I noticed Lowell Cohn’s resemblance to C. Montgomery Burns.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 4, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

excellent...

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 4, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was great on Radnich the other day

by aaroncallagher on Jun 5, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

O.T.: watchong chronicles of riddick

/thinking judy dench is the lost golden girl

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 4, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Rowand was 0 for 4. I’m surprised. I never would have guessed he would do that.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Jun 4, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

lulz

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

prolly didn't affect his stats much

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So pretty...

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jun 4, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEEEEEEE!!!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 4, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they fall wrong, they will get stuck in-between the 7th and 8th innings.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Calvin and Hobbes, so you know they will.

by Natto on Jun 5, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

But only after a frame where the sled is hanging in empty air.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wreck'd!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is awesome!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 5, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Applause

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 5, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I recognize that moment.

“It’s a magical world (inside), Hobbes, ol’ buddy…

…let’s go exploring!"

/God, I miss those two.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Freddie Sanchez fired off 15 yknows in 30 seconds.

I think he leads the league.

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

One for each mole.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 5, 2010 7:14 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That's the first time I've seen those up close.

With easily affordable plastic surgery why does he keep them?
Does he believe they were responsible for his 3 All – Star listings?
Do they know things about him they’d go to the press with if he kicks them to the curb?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 5, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmmm

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 4, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Any other high schoolers taking subject tests tomorow?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 4, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Which ones are you taking? I took the English one and the American History one.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m taking Math 2 and American History. How was that?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 4, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering I did little studying for it, I did okay on it. It wasn’t really that hard. If you paid attention to details during American History, you should be fine.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck , Craka

Several of my students are taking it also. They’ll do fine. So will you.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 5, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SAT 2's

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Si.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 5, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I took those once, the US History and English or something, to try to get into UC’s that I didn’t end up applying for. So I wasted a Saturday.

LOL ME

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 5, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the exact same thing that I did, hah.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 5, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

what is Belt’s power potential?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 5, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not very high according to most people

As in…. like James Loney 10-15 per year. Although that was before he apparently made an adjustment to his swing, so I don’t know

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Geeeez. It seems like a lot of his outs are hit hard, too. From the last 6 outs he has made:
Brandon Belt lines out to first baseman John Whittleman.
Brandon Belt lines out to center fielder Tyson Auer.
Brandon Belt lines out to center fielder Tyson Auer.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jun 5, 2010 4:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there has been talk that San Jose’s official scorer is a bit loose with the line drive designations.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 5, 2010 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably not the OS, it’s probably whichever 20-something goober is running Gameday.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2010 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

After posting that, I did remember hearing some talk of inaccurate scoring decisions…for what it’s worth, though, the times I’ve seen him play, he has scorched the crap out of nearly everything – I certainly walked away with the impression that would support those scoring decisions.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jun 5, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were there many of you at the GDT?

Seems like few posts for such a long night.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Jun 4, 2010 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

rain delay

There were over 1000 posts in the first GDT.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 4, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were over 1000 posts before the game even started.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just seems like there should be more for a 3 hour rain delay.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Jun 4, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL! A thousand posts before the game started is a letdown around here.

Meanwhile, Camden Chat and Over the Monster combined had 917 GDT posts for last night’s Sox evisceration of the O’s. And, as of this post, 29 combined post-game thread comments.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've often wondered what life is like when you have something else to do than this.

/blissfully ignorant

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 5, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about that “Gerald” chant at PNC Park tonight? that was awesome

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 4, 2010 11:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I missed that one, though there was some definite “Uribe” action in the stands.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one was kickass.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it was Giant fans… it’s a reinterpretation of the ‘Darryl’ chant (that actually seemed to get inside Darryl Strawberry’s head the first few times he heard it).

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Panda sucks. 0-4 and saw 7 pitches? And a GIDP. Ugh.

And Rowand just die. Bum.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 4, 2010 11:33 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: This has quickly become my favorite picture

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 11:40 PM PDT reply actions  

how do you feel about losses?

by Into the Void on Jun 4, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting perspective. Thanks.

by Into the Void on Jun 4, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about green eggs and ham?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A TRAIN
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN THE RAIN
NOT IN A HOUSE
NOT WITH A MOUSE

by ir1shgiant on Jun 4, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow guys I was not quite drunk yet and I looked at the score and it was 4-2 Pirates and then I got more drunk and I looked AGAIN and it was 6-4 giants good job :)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 4, 2010 11:59 PM PDT reply actions  

It was a team effort.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Howie with the patient thread.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 5, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yee-yee.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

bless you

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 5, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

birth of a superstition

from now on, for every giants game, you have to get a little buzz going until the 4th inning…and then get hammered by the 7th

by ir1shgiant on Jun 5, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re telling us that you don’t already do this?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 5, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or, as it's known in some circles, "Kruking"

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always heard it called ‘pulling a Kuip’.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like you need to become an alcoholic. :)

by Hobbes2d on Jun 5, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

YAY 4 ALCOHOL!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 5, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

SABES WAS RIGHT!!

Fred Lewis 0 for 4 on Friday night. Sabean was right, he’s horrible!!!

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2010 12:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Thank God the Giants have a REAL GM, not some arrogant, douchey guy who would pay Stradivarius money for a ukelele once rejected by Tiny Tim.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 5, 2010 5:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, thanks.

 Now I have the Anti – Nugent’s falsetto ringing between my ears.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 5, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just noticed

Whiteside has more HRs than Bengie in alot less at bats. I know HRs are not the greatest statistical measurement of a player but still, that one year deal for Molina does not look very good right now.

by Josh L on Jun 5, 2010 12:49 AM PDT reply actions  

when did it ever look very good?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 5, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

Molina is in the best shape of his life!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 5, 2010 5:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sphere FTW!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside has double the HR’s and only 3 less RBI’s. In, as you note, far less PA’s. Pretty crazy, considering Molina is their “home run and RBI guy” or whatever.

by kdl on Jun 5, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also note that Molina has almost certainly had more RBI opportunities on average than Whiteside, given that he’s mostly been hitting 4th-6th, whereas Whiteside has almost exclusively batting 7th-8th (haha, remember that time he batted 5th? That was silly.)

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by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

How can you knock the aptly styled BM? Maybe he can’t hit, but he can’t catch or run. What’s not to like?

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a toolsy player! Or he would be, if he had any tools! That’s gotta count for something!

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by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude’s well-rounded, that’s for sure.

/tip your waitresses, folks

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s June. Bengie will start hitting better because it’s June.

Scott will stop hacking at garbage because it’s June.

GOD DAMMIT, IT’S JUNE!

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 5, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember the 80s and 90s, when it felt like the Giants had a June Swoon every year? My mom still swears by it and expects it every season.

But once again, statistics trump perception:

From 1980-1999, the Giants went 265-266.
11 of 20 times, they were over .500.
11 of 20 times, their June record was better than May’s (these do not precisely overlap).

They did seem to be the little girl with the curl in June though; when they were good, they were very very good, but when they were bad, they were awful.
Only six times were they within three or fewer games of .500, compared with 12 seasons of being 5 or more away.
Their lows, on the whole, were lower; the combined ranges of the 20 seasons is -4.
Their 1989-94 run was a particular roller coaster: +8, +11 (20yr high), +7, -12 (20yr low), +10, -11.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT "JUNE" RHYMES WITH "SWOON"!

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Jun 5, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

The May Sucks doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

June swoon...

                         …July fly…

                                               …August bust…

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 5, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: first off great game, thank GOODNESS they came back and had a great game, AWESOME GAME by Sanchez, both of em, and Posey!!!!!! But yea, sorry everyone, went uptown, came back, screwed up my brothers (frat brothers) room and he flipped out for about 2 hours, and got into about 3 or 4 fights with his own brothers, and i had to intervene because A) i’m big and B) he was in the wrong. We got all of his stuff back, but the guy flipped out on me for that reason and i told him i’m sorry and that there were bigger things to worry about than his APPLE laptop.

He wanted to fight me, called me a name, and i got a little mad, more like the most pissed off i’ve ever been, but i cooled down then shook his hand and hugged it out, point of the story is, there’s nothing really THAT important to you than something or someONE that means something to you BIG TIME, just saying, sorry for the rant, GO GIANTS

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 5, 2010 1:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Hey, if you stole my laptop,I’d beat your ass too.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

really didn't do anything, wasn't me

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 5, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what they all say….

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saying 2 things, 1, Eli>>>>>>>>Bengie. 2) already said most likely, but RIP one of the best and most respected college coaches of all time, John Wooden!!!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 5, 2010 1:41 AM PDT reply actions  

For those outside the Giants TV market (including the Reds)

The Thursday, June 10th game vs. the Reds has been picked up by MLB Network so you can watch the game there. It will be simulcast of the Giants broadcast as the Reds are not televising the game.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2010 1:52 AM PDT reply actions  

In honor of Huff's big fly

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by EliminateMe on Jun 5, 2010 2:53 AM PDT reply actions  

I think if he saw this, he would be totally stoked just for the effort.

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by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 2:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

twitter.com/aubhuff

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by victor frankenstein on Jun 5, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

In MLB 10 I just traded Molina for Werth

LOL Phillies

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 5, 2010 6:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice move. Werth for Werthless.

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by rxmeister on Jun 5, 2010 7:19 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Getting Classier all the time
The Cardinals are close to signing outfielder Randy Winn, according to the team’s official Twitter feed. He was designated for assignment by the Yankees about a week ago.

Winn, 36 next week, hit just .213/.300/.295 in 71 plate appearances for the Yanks, and his merely average defensive performance wasn’t even getting him playing time as a late-inning defense replacement by the end of his tenure. The Yanks are still on the hook for his $1.1MM salary, less the pro-rated portion of the league minimum that St. Louis will pay him.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on Jun 5, 2010 9:05 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm really surprised the Yankees were willing to pour $1 million plus

down that hole. Anyone who paid attention last season could see Randy was done. I am surprised about his defense though.

by nofreetime on Jun 5, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

he's Johnny Damon with no offense.

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by nogooddeed on Jun 5, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Last week when the Yankees DFA'd him, Matt Vasgergian (sp?) on MLB Network said,

“Don’t be surprised to see him go back to San Francisco. They need some pop in their outfield, and we know he’s a popular player over there.”

I imagine even Sabezz had a good chuckle at that.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

So “pop” in the lineup is shorthand for “popular” in the lineup?

I’ve had it wrong this whole time.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Bonds lacked pop.

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by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

J.T. Snow had some of the best pop I’ve ever seen.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

So did Vizquel.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of my favorites, actually.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which, in a way, means that 'Mando has some pop around here too.

Or, “had.”

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was a bench player. It’s not like they couldn’t afford it.

by Natto on Jun 5, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for Randy.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 5, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

If than Yankees play the Cardinals in the WS then RW could get an NL Champs ring, an AL Champs Ring and WS ring all in one season.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 5, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that's true.

I wonder if that’s ever happened before?

No, Hossa, you don’t count. Go away.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best fans in baseball!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really want to see Buster do some catching but...

Does anyone here believe that having Buster catch could have an adverse effect on his hitting? This has been one reason given for his not catching and I wanted to see what everyone here thinks.

by nofreetime on Jun 5, 2010 9:09 AM PDT reply actions  

This has been one reason given for his not catching

There seems to be a new reason every time the issue is raised. The Giants are all about Bengie now. For some reason, this fucking team seems hellbent to protect his status as ROMGZ VET CATCHER AND DINGERZ! even when he is playing like shit.

Posey isn’t catching because he can’t catch a fastball!
Posey isn’t catching because Timmy is more comfortable throwing to Bengie! (/5 walks a start)
Posey isn’t catching because of pitch calling!

And now it is:

Posey isn’t catching because it might effect his hitting!

The Giants are stupid.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 5, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posey isn’t catching because his defense at first base has been so good.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. I never bought the other stuff you mention, however, the catching affecting the hitting does seem like it could be a valid concern especially after all of the nonsense the organization has spewed to anyone who will listen that he’s not ready to catch at the big league level yet.

Then again, asking him to learn to play first at the big league level hasn’t seemed to distracted his offense too much so it probably is just another excuse by Giants’ management.

by nofreetime on Jun 5, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, the deal is that the pitchers all want Molina behind the plate

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 5, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

because players are always 100% truthful to the media

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 5, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

They all said they liked throwing to Posey too, when they were in spring training. What do you expect them to say to the media? With the Yankees, everyone knows that AJ Burnett hates throwing to Jorge Posada, but when the media asks, he always denies it. Two days after Bengie is finally dumped, all the pitchers will say that they can’t believe what a good catcher Buster is.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 5, 2010 11:35 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

what explanation is better? I mean, who wants a singles hitting converted-first baseman?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 5, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stanford (v. CSUFullerton) and Cal (v. Oral Roberts) trying to avoid 0-2 BBQ today.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 5, 2010 9:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Go Cal! That Oral is going down!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 5, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jun 5, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oral sucks!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

needz moar (some?) dirtbag

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 5, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Already had the team BBQ

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 5, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

Juan Uribe and Pablo Sandoval have a running gag where one will yell, "That’s a low price!" And the other will reply with "I know!"

Uribe hit a tying, two-run homer tonight. When we approached him after the game, a reporter asked "That home run went a long way!"

"I know!" he yelled.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 5, 2010 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

this is awesome.

i’d give anything to see Juan and Pablo do this.
link for reference

by sayheybk on Jun 5, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Creepy eyes are creepy.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 5, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was out to dinner and was told this game was rained out. Lame.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 5, 2010 10:27 AM PDT reply actions  

I would like to apologize for notifying the reigious deities that I needed a three hour rain delay in order to watch the game on TV.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2010 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

OT: I'm finally listening to the latest Brian Sabean Show...

I am able to join the chorus of people hating on Ralph. Sabean seemed very… agreeable, or at least willing to talk… and Ralph just kept asking questions in such a way that it seemed like he wasn’t listening.

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Ralph is a fuckwit.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE FANS WANT TO KNOW ALL THESE THINGS I WANT TO KNOW, BRIAN!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian is at least as much of a fuckwit, though.

I’M GOOD AT MY JOB, DAMN IT! DON’T CRITICIZE ME FOR PUTTING TOGETHER SHITTY TEAMS! PUTTING TOGETHER GOOD TEAMS IS HAAAAARD. WAAAAAAAH.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

In this particular interview,

he comes off as far less of a fuckwith than Ralph, though. One thing I find quite amusing (something I had forgotten about Sabes) is how he mispronounces or misuses words a la Michael Scott. He tries to sound sophisticated but doesn’t quite pull it off.

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

“less of a fuckwith”… oy.

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh yeah

That game last night was a once a season ordeal, but god damn that was awesome. I put a knife in it when it was 4-0 after 4 innings justdging on all the LOL DOUBLE PLAYS. I turned it back on at my friends house upon arrival and saw a epic posey double and then the flood gates opened. Awesome come back, epic performances by mole, huffard, OOORIBE, Gerald the great, greyside, and of course sanchy and the bp keeping it clean.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

OT: Saturday baseball on fox!!

The broadcasting team will be horrible, but watching the rays play the rangers should be awesome.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

It is horrible

I dont know his name, but after Andrus hit a line drive into the gap, the play by play guy enthusiastically said, “this might be extra bases!!!!” No shit. Its like watching john madden calling a baseball game, without the awesome factor

by panda revival on Jun 5, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

DICK STOCKTON!

He did a ton of NBA playoff games on TNT, it was horrible.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that Urban doing the “color?”

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 5, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who to cheer for, who to cheer for...

Florida or Texas… ugh.

I guess a Tampa win hurts the Yankees and a Texas win makes Texans happy, so I’ll root for Tampa.

That’s usually my decision-making process: which fanbase do I dislike least?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Tampa bay all the way dude, gotta wish death on the yankees and red sox and blue jays at all times.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first two I get. But why the hell would I wish ill upon the poor Blue Jays?

What have they done to raise my ire?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEATH TO CANADA

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 5, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

SFGiants Pat Burrell to make his 1st start as a Giant as he’s batting 6th and playing lf tonight. Another interesting note: Sandoval batting 8th.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 5, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL "Interesting"

I would have gone with “fucking atrociously stupid” but that’s just me.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 5, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabes seems to be taking this all in stride:
@SavvySabes Another rain delay. Time for a second nap. BS

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, Brian Sabean has a twitter?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 5, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But who else would have the handle @SavvySabes?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean had a computer installed in his office just so he could tweet.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Sabean really had Twitter

Twitter would be constantly overloaded because of so many hate tweets

by TBRMKane on Jun 5, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those were my thoughts exactly.

I was just upset at the fact that I hadn’t been spamming his twitter with “Rowand Sucks” for the last year.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 5, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/clank

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

One day later then I thought,

bubt unsurprising.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 5, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLineup

Torres cf
Sanchez 2b
Uribe ss
Molina c
Huff rf
Burrell lf
Posey 1b
Sandoval 3b
Wellemeyer p.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 5, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Huff in RF. LOL Burrell starting in the 2nd game with the team. So effing typical.

by kdl on Jun 5, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

smiled when i saw no Rowand in the lineup


but i’m ready to blow a fucking gasket seeing Chariots of Fire back in cleanup.

IT’S NOT WORKING GODDAMIT

by sayheybk on Jun 5, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly think I’d rather see Whiteside hitting cleanup than Bengie.

by kdl on Jun 5, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least the white-haired brother is slugging .586

that would AT LEAST make some kind of f’d up sense…

by sayheybk on Jun 5, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I trust Eli’s defense more, too. Bengie is basically worthless.

by kdl on Jun 5, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no way Bengie makes the 27th out last night.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 5, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think he makes that play regardless

didn’t Whiteside get the runner by a couple steps?

i think a) Buster gets to the ball as quickly as Eli, and b) gets the runner out, even if not by as much.

bengie would’ve thrown off his mask, seen how far away the ball is and jogged after it…just making sure the runner doesn’t take second base.

by sayheybk on Jun 5, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

My father was trying to argue that if Bengie were behind the dish, the ball never would have gotten away in the first place. I more or less laughed in his face.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

How ironic, me and my dad had a similar argument and while bengie has a much much larger body than whiteside, he would have weakly thrown his glove at the pitch and it would have been a pass ball that turned into a double so yeah greyside ftw.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you mentioned about how when Bengie’s behind the plate these days, it’s not that uncommon to see a fastball down the middle go to the backstop.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and how Bengie doesn’t move to block the ball because his knees are shot.

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by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie doesn’t move to block the ball because he doesn’t move.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 5, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

SANDOVAL IS HITTING 8TH WHAT THE SHIT

Thing C

by markdash on Jun 5, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really, really bothers me. It’s like we reward players for slumping and punish them for breaking out of their slumps.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhh? Panda 8th and Shit money batting 4th? Are you kidding me?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 5, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Rowand. Baby steps.

But poor Nate.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jun 5, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Benched for Burrell. That’s gotta sting. (Though we know that Rowand’s only sitting because Burrell is available. Welcome to crazytown.)

by kdl on Jun 5, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically he wasn’t benched for him, since he hasn’t played in a while. Seriously, what did he do to Bochy?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jun 5, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

His shoulder? And also that, with Huff in LF and Rowand entrenched in CF there’s nowhere for Torres to play but RF. So the only way Nate gets in is if one of them sits. Rowand finally does today, and we get… Burrell?

by kdl on Jun 5, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the shoulder is the legitimate reason he’s not playing, if only because they’re forcing DeRosa to play with one wrist. They could simply be using it as an excuse, I guess.

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by KTJ on Jun 5, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If his shoulder is bad enough to keep him from playing, he should be on the DL.
That’s what it’s for.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 5, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Bochy just wants to keep Rowand(and now Burrell) playing.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jun 5, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

all other defensive OF options suck too much

so long as he can catch and throw, he stays on the 25

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by hokysmksbw on Jun 5, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not . . .

. . . if it’s only costing a few days. Teams don’t like to DL players for anything that isn’t going to keep them from playing for most of the DL period. Plus DL lists are not infinite, and I don’t know the current status of the Giants’ various dls. Plus Schierholtz is apparently at least able to play the filed as a late-inning replacement. So he doesn’t get starts till the shoulder is better, but he’s useful enough, and will be back soon enough, that the DL makes no sense. I think.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He injured the shoulder a month ago.

A MONTH AGO.

And I have never heard of a limit on players who can be on the DL at any one time. I don’t think it exists. In the extremely unlikely event that I’m wrong, the Giants are nowhere near that limit.

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by groug on Jun 5, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frankly, I wouldn’t be surprised to hear either of the following two scenarios:

1) Nate Schierholtz needs surgery on his shoulder and the team has been waiting for it to calm down.
2) Bochy simply values Molina’s putrid bat more than Nate’s semi-hot bat and Sabean doesn’t know enough about baseball to oppose that view.

Neither of those would surprise me in the least. In fact, I think I would be at least a little surprised if it wasn’t one of those two.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are two DLs.

You are correct: there is no longer a limit. Till 1990, there were three DLs—10-day, 21-day, and 60-day—and there were limits on how many men could be on each. Now, there are only two DLs, 15-day and 60-day, and there are no longer limits on their occupancy. My habits of thought were formed well before 1990, and the DLs are not something I normally pay much mind to.

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by owlcroft on Jun 6, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Bengie in 4th? Huff in RF? I’m going to be sick.

by Natto on Jun 5, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really can’t get over how colossally stupid this is.

by Natto on Jun 5, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

2 players under 30

Youth movement!

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by KTJ on Jun 5, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's the only intangible barrier keeping my fist from my screen right now

welcome to the club.

i have no doubt that this game will require copious amounts of alcohol (relative to the standard “shitloads of booze” for any given Giants game)

by sayheybk on Jun 5, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Pablo and Bengie were switched, it would look a bit better. It’s not like Bengie will get on base for the pitcher to bunt him over anyway.

by Natto on Jun 5, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't even run a bunt play with Bengie, right?

Taking the Bochy vet love into consideration, I would compromise and say, Pablo 5, Bengie 6, Burrell, then Posey. And then pick ’em Huff-Uribe for 4/5.

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Welly road start against the Pirates, no less.

Still, this shit… wow. You can spell ‘lineup’ without LOL, Bochy. Try it sometime.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I understand the logic behind the lineup today. I think. Let me try to lay this out.

Torres, Sanchez – Self-explanatory.

Uribe – Uribe’s not our best hitter per se, but he leads the team in dingerz and has driven in the most RBI. Sanchez’s bat is hot, so Uribe should plenty of opportunities to drive in runs.

Molina – If Molina isn’t hot, at least he’ll have a chance to bring someone in on a sac fly. Maybe. Also, comfortable in the cleanup spot, gamer, etc. etc.

Huff, Burrell – Two more hitters with pop. If Molina’s on, Huff and Burrell actually have a chance to drive him in by putting one in the seats.

Posey – If Huff and Burrell can only manage doubles, who’s got the best odds of pushing them across with a single to the outfield? Posey. Also, he can run decently if Wellemeyer tries to bunt him over.

Sandoval – Take the pressure off of Pablo. If he’s seeing the ball well, he could knock in the guys before him, and if he gets on base Welly could probably bunt him over, too. (Though if he comes up with two outs, they’ll probably just walk him to get to Todd. Oh well.)

I don’t necessarily agree with the decisions, and I almost hope that they don’t do well today so that we never have to see this lineup ever again, but I think this might be some of where Bochy is coming from.

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by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the fact that Burrell is starting

Is mostly because Maholm is a lefty.

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by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell has no pop.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 5, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell has SODA

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by hokysmksbw on Jun 5, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except that’s not why.

Pablo got dropped because of the slump that he was in three weeks ago.

Molina is batting fourth because he’s had two days off and will be rested.

Burrell is playing because that’s what we signed him for.

Lineup explained.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

well pablo is well on his way to crushing jim rices GIDP record, but pablo should have been moved to the 7th spot after that embarrassing loss to the rockies in extras. Moving him to the 8th spot is stupid, thats reserved for rowand and molina.. except bork refuses to put molina there because “he’s to good of a hitter” But in truth he has a super fragile ego. Not to forget, there is also no way he could be bunted over… even if it was a perfect bunt single bengie would still be out at 2nd or 3rd.

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo should not be in the seventh spot. He should be batting third of fourth. GIDPs are largely bad luck if you aren’t Bengie Molina slow.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Errrrrr.

At this point, Pablo shouldn’t be batting 3rd or 4th. The higher you bat in the order, the more PAs you get. Where can this team stand to make a big improvement in their offense? Taking pitches and working counts. Of Giants with at least 100 PA this season, Pablo finishes dead last at 3.31 Pit/PA.

Next is Rowand at 3.36. Then Molina (3.62), Huff (3.62), and Uribe (3.68). The only two who are above league average (.385) are Schierholtz (3.97) and Torres (3.92).

Other notables are Posey (3.61), Sanchez (3.86), Downs (3.88), Whiteside (3.97), Burrell (4.18) and Ishikawa (4.26).

If Pablo’s gonna keep hacking at the first pitch and pressing himself into double plays, he deserves to bat lower in the order. I’d be fine putting him 5th behind Huff and Uribe, but right now, he’s not a #3 hitter.

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by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

On this team, there really aren’t that many bats going.

Posey, Huff, Uribe… those are the only guys I can stand the thought of batting in the 3/4 holes other than Sandoval. If it’s some combination of those three… fine… give Pablo the mental break. But get him as close to those three as possible. He’s still one of the most valuable bats on the team, and having that anywhere but the middle of the order is lineup murder.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn't mind Sanchez batting 3rd in his hot streak

…and someone fast enough in front of Panda to lower % of GIDPs (or steal a base to get into scoring position)
Torres CF
Sandoval 3B
Sanchez 2b
Uribe SS
Huff LF
Posey 1B
Schierholtz RF
Molina C

by sayheybk on Jun 5, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we're gonna Rosterbate

Torres CF
Sanchez 2B
Huff LF
Uribe SS
Sandoval 3B
Posey 1B
Molina C
Schierholtz RF
R/L/R/L/LOL P

Or…

Torres CF
Schierholtz RF
Sanchez 2B
Huff 1B
Uribe SS
Sandoval 3B
Posey 1B
Lincecainowellez P
Molina C

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by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we stop this riduclous fallacy that the Giants aren’t hitting right now? In their last 7 games they’ve scored 34 runs, just under 5 runs per game. We got shut down for two games, noting that one of those games was by Ubaldo Jimenez, and we’ve scored at least 4 runs in every other game, going back to our loss to Washington on May 26th.

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by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I didn’t say they’re not hitting. I said there aren’t many people who should be hitting third. These hitters might be hitting, but they’re still not an impressive bunch. What they’ve done in the last WEEK is being awfully selective.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basis of comment:
On this team, there really aren’t that many bats going.

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by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it was just bad diction.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

if B-$ bats 8th and reaches 1B, you then have a pitcher and

singles hitters trying to score him — MISSION IMPOSSIBLE. However, from the middle of the order, he’s got consecutive dudes with 200+ HR careers trying to score him, then the rookie phenom, then the Panda.

Borkemetrix, nerds.

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by hokysmksbw on Jun 5, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunate newsflash

Pablo is still slumping.

Over the past 7 days: .269/.296/.385

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by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG SEVEN DAYS?

Over the last three weeks he’s batting .282/.337/.410

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by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GAYS

To which SSS must I subscribe?!?!?!

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I specifically laid my slump point at three weeks ago, so at least I’m being consistent.

In other words, subscribe to mine!

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by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a slowdown not a slump.

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by hokysmksbw on Jun 5, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a hard time believing that batting 8th doesn’t take pressure off Pablo, especially if Posey keeps getting on base. Now he’ll have the added responsibility of NOT grounding into a double-play AND being relied upon to knock in the run bec. the pitcher’s spot won’t do crap.

Also, I know Pablo loves swinging at everything, but if discipline is his problem right now (and I do think it is part of the problem), he will see NOTHING to hit batting in front of the pitcher.

I think we’re going to see him chase even more today. He’s the only guy in the lineup that still might be able to flip a ball in the dirt for a double, but it doesn’t mean that it’s helping him.

by sayheybk on Jun 5, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

should read: “batting 8th doesn’t takes pressure off Pablo”

by sayheybk on Jun 5, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

I don’t mind Pablo being dropped in the order because honestly Uribe, Huff, Posey, Sanchez, and Torres are all hitting better than him right now. Batting him 8th while having Molina at cleanup is stupid though.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 5, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, I didn’t say I endorsed it. I just think that this is something along the line of Bochy’s logic (if you must call it that.)

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by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't disagree with you per se

in fact i can totally see Bochy thinking this very thing. just arguing with the rationality of it.

personally, i doubt that Bruce even put THAT much thought into it. Without denigrating into “borks”, I think he looked at the lineup and said:

“We need guys to get on base. And Bengie’s gotta find himself again, so we need to get him in situations where he’s got the most chance to drive in RBIs. That’s 1-4. Huffy looks good. Then it’d be nice to get Posey on for Pablo to drive him in. That leaves Pat…well…I can’t bat a slugger like him 8th, so I’ll knock down Buster and Panda.
Done and Done.”

by sayheybk on Jun 5, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I don’t think that’s the REASON he’s being put back there. I don’t believe it is some elegant explanation that considers Posey and Pablo’s specific struggles. I believe it has everything to with the combination of the facts that for the first two weeks of May he hit .135/.164/.192, and that his BA is hasn’t gotten back up .300.

Granted, I can’t read Bochy’s mind. But based on his history that seems like the Occam’s Razor explanation to me.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

To get your average back to .300, you have to hit at least .300. Which he hasn’t done in the last 7, 14, or 28 days. And he’s not hitting for power. He’s slugging .429 on the season.

 He’s gotten BABIP’d a few times, but so has pretty much everybody. No matter how you split it, he’s not hitting like a #3 hitter, and hasn’t looking like it since the start of May.

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by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

First, I’m preaching batting average as the choir of Bochy. I’m not using BA as a reason that anything should be happening.

But second: you’re still not addressing the problem of who in this lineup exactly deserves to hit third. Maybe Pablo isn’t hitting well enough right now to bat third ideally. That doesn’t necessarily mean anything in the context of the actual team.

But let me adjust the terms, since I already kind of did.

Above, I conceded that there are three guys on the roster I’d be okay with pushing Pablo down in the lineup while he gets his swing back. So we’ll adjust in line with that concession. I’m no longer arguing for Pablo to be no lower than cleanup. Here’s why: I put three guys out there. Even if you put ALL THREE of them in front of Sandoval, the lowest he hits is 6th.

So those are my new terms.

Personally, I’d STILL prefer Pablo to bat in the first inning on this team. But as long as I’m conceding that there is a configuration outside of that which I find acceptable, is there any way to justify him hitting any lower than sixth on this team.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh… I thought this was part of the other comment string. Weird.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think Pablo is a preternaturally excellent hitter. I just think that Huff is a better hitter for the 3 spot right now. Tends to see more pitches, hitting for higher average and more power. Pablo is probably a better hitter overall, but it seems like from day to day, he’s extremely hot or cold. I’d rather take Huff’s consistency and longer at-bats in that important position right now. If your 3 hitter gets on and your 5 hitter is hot, that’s gravy. If your 5 hitter gets on but your 3 hitter is cold, I really think it can take the wind out of your sails over the course of a game.

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by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’m fine with that. You can ignore my comment below. I got a little carried away with this string. My original point was just that wanting Pablo seventh is crazy.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do agree that the lower he is in the order – seventh or below – anyway, the more you’re hanging him to dry. Sure he’s a bad ball hitter, but there’s a difference between hitting a pitcher’s pitch and hitting absolute junk that they’re throwing so they can get to the pitcher.

I agree with you would be to hit him no lower than 6th. I think a 3-4-5 of Huff/Uribe/Sandoval looks pretty good for this team, actually, on a day-to-day basis.

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by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tsk-tsk. May 25 - Jun 2 (homestand)

11 H/36 AB = .3056 BA

Suck it, Loser!

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by hokysmksbw on Jun 5, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another way of looking at this (not trying to delve into the mind of Bochy, which may lead to madness):

The back end of this lineup should arguably be moved up a spot or two, but the 123 and 5678 order is aiight, assuming Burrell brings his hot hitting up with him from Fresno. There are two auto-outs in this order: B¢ and Welly, and they’re about as far from each other as possible. If those two can even manage to advance the runners ahead of them, it could be a long night for Paul Maholm.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Bengie gets the call from the dugout for a sac bunt tonight, I will laugh my ass off.

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by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/drops sac bunt
/not even halfway down to first base by the time the throw gets to first to complete the DP.

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gets sac bunt sign
/sulks
/swings away
/advances runner anyway on weak grounder to left side
/Bochy, having planned this all along, steeples his fingers Mr. Burns-style.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bork sticks pine tar in mouth
/bork makes comment about how great bengie looks with his new batting stance

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think a better experiment would be BUSTER AT CATCHER.

/takes deep breaths, counts to 10

by kdl on Jun 5, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I was being honest, I’d say that today’s lineup is a big pile of stupid.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what are you actually going to say?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff . . .

. . . has played much more RF than LF in his career. One hopes that Torres’ skills will allow Huff to cheat a little.

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by owlcroft on Jun 5, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Alex_Lewis touches himself.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

The only lineup spot that’s remotely acceptable for Bengie is 7th.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 5, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie should actually bat ninth. The pitcher should be in front of him, since he’s unable to bunt Bengie over anyway, and when he makes last out we’ll constantly have our leadoff man leading off the next inning.

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by rxmeister on Jun 5, 2010 1:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

but if thru some miracle BenGay reaches 1B

he’d clog the bases in front of Torres, and not score on a double (Andres leads the team).

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by hokysmksbw on Jun 5, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I try to not be all ‘borkborkbork’, but seriously, WTF?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank god

For Andres covering the gaps

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by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF THIS

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 5, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

clanktacular!

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by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

mirclankulous!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Molina

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WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 5, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROWNADS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 5, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Outfield.

Man I hope Torres stretches a lot before this game.

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by scout6 on Jun 5, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just realized Huff has a lot more games in RF than LF. But the Burrell thing still blows.

by kdl on Jun 5, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Headline of Schulman Article about Last Nights Game
Giants’ play longball to pick up Posey

FUCK YOU!

How about entire team wins despite carrying Bengie Molina’s and Aaron Rowand’s dead carcasses on their back

by DFARowand on Jun 5, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

When Posey signs with another team

and consistently beats the holy hell out of the Giants, San Francisco will have only itself to blame.

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolFredLew

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 5, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Douche bag

God I hate schulman, more like Giants slug it up to pick up terrible aaron rowand.

I’m suprised the article didn’t read “Rowand bails out giants with clutch rbi, ignites rally”

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean like this from sfgiants.com?

Rowand gets big double in Giants’ victory

Sub headline (not kidding): “Molina contributes RBI single to support Cain’s gem”

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by scout6 on Jun 5, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no clue.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok so after seeing todays line up

I am convinced that bruche bochy is indeed a flaming retard.

Starting burrell? Seriously? I guess it’s better than not having rowand play BUT WHY THE FUCK IS MOLINA HITTING CLEAN UP?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

“Hey Pablo you’re kind of cold right now, when Rowy and Moliny were cold I moved them to 8th and it worked wonders as you can see.”

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Pablo should be hitting 7th though.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of my favorite memes

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What episode is this from?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 5, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insane in the Mainframe

“I’ll show ye”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 5, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never saw that one.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 5, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man it's great.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 5, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Bonjour, y’all!”

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could it be? Are the old legends true?

It is! It’s the legendary lost city of Atlanta!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 5, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived."

/licks thumb, turns page

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

22gigantes thinks we're corporate sellouts

http://www.22gigantes.com/2010/05/top-25-san-francisco-giants-blogs.html

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I refuse to click that link

Summary?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 5, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lists top giants blogs

and says:


NOTE: For the sake of these rankings, I did not include “reference” sites like FanGraphs or Baseball-Reference.com — whom I rely upon for all my stats — or the “corporate sellout” sites like McCovey Chronicles (a subsidiary of the Daily Kos) and Andrew Baggarly’s Extra Baggs, a fine blog but a publication of the mega San Jose Mercury News. Instead, my Top 25 is comprised of indy sites, run by sleepless, everyday hacks like me.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

although

Xanathan gets some love.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN SELLOUT!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

I don’t get how he can shit on MCC for being corporate but still include the ESPN affiliate…

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because HEY READ MY BLOG!!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 5, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he’s a fucking moron.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 5, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL “Xanathan.”

I’m picturing a cross between Xanadu and Nathan Hale; perhaps a man who regrets that he has but one roller-skating routine to give for his discotheque?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ow, my brain.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, I know this will upset quite a few people, but

Why do so many people from Sacramento suck so, so much?

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Have you considered that you are the common denominator in these sucky experiences?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s the willingness to totally squelch your soul in order to tolerate such a placeless place

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 5, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I could rec this more than once, I would.

by kaliber on Jun 5, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did give us this at least:

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

how the fuck is this site a sellout? This is the site where the real non brain dead giants fans meet up in hordes and mock the team we love hate love.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

cialis propecia lipitor

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T STOP TAKING LIPITOR OH GOD PLEASE DON’T!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The “please keep taking Lipitor” radio commercials are still some of the strangest I’ve ever heard.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 5, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this site really a subsidiary of Kos?

Their format looks like the pre-SBN MCC, but I can’t find any other connection.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 5, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kos, the man, is one of the initial investors in SBNation.

Thing C

by markdash on Jun 5, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

nerds are just bitter we got the giants legion on this site speaking the truth and not drinking kool aid.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

SBNation was established by Markos

Unless I’m mistaken. He was involved at AN (lives in Berkeley) and then expanded the network.

Being the conservative type I am, I think Markos is a pretentious fuck, but man do I love SBNation.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you automatically label him a pretentious fuck because he’s liberal?

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Olbermann is a pretentious fuck. I don’t see that with Kos.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no, of course not

But I follow his twitter. Lots and lots of pretention.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, the layout really is identical. They even have “diaries”.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 5, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know

I had forgotten what the old MCC looked like. It was like some sort of Lost thing for me.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 5, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE HAZ TO GO BACK TO THE OLD FORMAT

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 5, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He even lists a blogfather!

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 5, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though in his case it’s not EEEEEEEEEE

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 5, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAIT WTF POSEY 7TH? /FACEPALM

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Numerical oddities. I enjoy them.

In the bottom of the12th with 2 out, a runner (jersey number 11 (=2 ZOMG!) on 2nd in a 2-2 tie game, Jeter (jersey number 2, though leadoff today, sadly) worked the count to 2 balls and 2 strikes before grounding out on the next pitch to end the inning.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

/bork notes great at bat, calls giradi and says he should bat him clean up

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go read E Ticket's fanshot 'Not Much'

will give you all the insight you need into the mind of Bochynski…

“He thinks he’s Manu, the world’s greatest athlete,” Towers says. “Sometimes he’s crazy. We walked to the Golden Gate Bridge once. It must have been a 10-mile walk. The walk almost killed him…”

That comment is the tip of the tip of the iceberg. Link.

by Every6thDay on Jun 5, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BORK

/takes long walk after 14thing inning massacre in denver

errmm what a great game tonight

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: yankees lol

How is this game not over? 14 innings and the umpires still haven’t gift wrapped the yankme’s a victory? Susan waldMAN is in tears, poor cow.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

does anyone know what the chances of this game being played are?

by panda revival on Jun 5, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

No

but I hope it’s low given the starting pitcher and LOLineup.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 5, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well its a wellemeyer road start, so its pretty much a loss guaranteed. Add this line up to the mix and how bitter the pirates are about last night, we better pray this game happens. I fear for this teams health if they have to play a double header, consdering how bork will run with vets until they are sent to the DL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The radar looks like there’s going to be a window at least.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CAL

One out. Bottom of ninth. Down by one. Bases loaded.

you can watch it here:
http://all-access.cbssports.com/player.html?code=ncaa&media=182019

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 5, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Bloop single. Game tied

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 5, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT, ORAL

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

did they win? break down the last 2 batters the audio just loaded.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not watching

I just wanted to say that.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 5, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bases loaded. now two outs

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 5, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CAL

Loses on walkoff HR.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 5, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eliminated

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 5, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

was it some hanger banger action?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what kind of pitch it was. The camera angle was pretty shitty

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 5, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

finally the yankee’s lost , LOL FRED LEWIS SAC BUNT

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm still wishing randy well

in his quest for a playoff spot

i just hope that it doesn’t come at our expense

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

we just gotta get him to bat RH. everything else will work itself out from there.

by sayheybk on Jun 5, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t he better RH for most of his career before dropping off the cliff last year?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 5, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i believe so

definitely moreso in ’07, ’08 was pretty close (though he slugged slightly better as a righthander).
but he tanked in ’09, and this year (SSS) he was a 0-11 batting righthanded.

by sayheybk on Jun 5, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/whack-off motion

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 5, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I saw that

And I was very pleased. I was worried the giants were going to eventually claim randy winn and start him everyday and bat him lead off. No sarcasm there, I was positive the giants would claim him for his “gamer veteran club house presence and excellent swings speed and defense”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: LOL HAPPY WORLD SERIES MARK TEIXEIRA

0 for 6 today with 5 strikeouts and a pop out, up to .215 on the year LOLOL. Sure is weird the season he’s had so far, I guess his horrible playoffs have carried into the season.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL... perfect day for Burrell's first start!
hankschulman Should mention that at PNC, unlike AT&T, RF is easier to play than LF. more ground to cover in left-center.

by sayheybk on Jun 5, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Seeing highlights from the 2008 College World Series is always awesome.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 5, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Fuck this weather

I live in the santa cruz mountains and its like 90 degrees and humid, pls cold and rain where are you :(.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Just smoke doobie.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

PRAYING FOR RAIN

if Tim and Zito throw in a doubleheader, good chance that Bengie doesn’t catch back to back games.

I doubt they’d let Posey get behind the dish, but hell, non-Bengie is good for me at this point.

by sayheybk on Jun 5, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

it looks like the start could be delayed an hour or so according to the forecast…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 5, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno if you guys have seen this yet but LOL TIMMY & ZITO

http://deadspin.com/5547550/the-new-tim-lincecum-cartoon-will-give-you-a-contact-high

Must watch.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FanShot of this was up last week or so.

Epic meh.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my bad on being epic late, I found it pretty funny but the unicorn slaughter was uncalled for, zeetz would have been sad.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. It was pretty meh.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 5, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TIMMY SMOKES WEED LOL

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO WAI RLY?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of Meh, no more Mehders!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 5, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Great setup, terrible follow-through.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 5, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, mac users..

is there a built-in file synchronizer? I’m using 10.4.11

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 5, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Well I am turning off MLB network right now

Prime 9 is doing the 9 greatest HRs in baseball history. The first 4 are all Yankee HRs.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 5, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

and the last 5 are… yankee’s / red sox homers?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not watching anymore.

I assume No.1 will be Gibson’s HR off Eckersley.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 5, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bob costas stands on stool and starts working on prime 9 hr video
/looks through yankees / red sox “historic” home runs, makes video

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

greater than Joe Carter's?

Both were 9th inning shots:
Gibson’s was Game 1 of a WS. Had the drama of the injury, and 2 outs.
Joe’s was Game 6, ended the series (preventing a Game 7)

plus Joe wasn’t a Dodger.

by sayheybk on Jun 5, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. There can only be one #1 best baseball moment of all time.

Here’s a hint. It involves the Giants winning the pennant.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 5, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The great ernie harwell also took place in the TV call for that, what a legend that man was.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maz

I don’t even see how there’s a debate about this.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jun 5, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhh.. the MLB network puts on cubs astros instead of phillies padres…. wtf?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheeeee....more Bochy fail

from Hank’s Blog

As for Bengie Molina batting fourth, Bochy disputed my assertion that he’s been struggling against everybody.

I think Bengie’s been swinging better,” he said. “I don’t thing he’s struggling as much as the numbers show. I think his numbers against left-handers are pretty good (.405/.480/.452), and he’s getting on base. He’s had a couple of days off and I like the way he’s been swinging. He’s hit into hard luck the last four games.”

by sayheybk on Jun 5, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

It’s funny how we always stereotype bochy for being a retarded idiot backing slumping players by saying “their taking graet swings, just getting unlucky”. Our chasm unfortunately… has turned into us first-guessing bochy… It’s a good thing the giants front office and management see this… OH WAIT LOL OBLIVIOUS FRANCHISE PLAYER BENGIE ALL STAR LOLOLOL!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooden

The way that Gallaraga and Joyce conducted themselves following the blown call would’ve made John Wooden proud; it did me.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 5, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck jim joyce, he should have called the crew together and reversed the call. Gallaraga was a man about it, he turned around stunned and shocked and mustered a smile knowing he’s going for the 28 out perfect game.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

fox lol

rays game ends and they immediately switch over to the mets game thats over for all the interviews like its extremely important. They then proceed to have a 10 minute dicussion on how great the mets are, must be nice being in new york LOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 5, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

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