Game Thread Two: Hey, It's a New Thread!
I think we would all appreciate it if this game got better for the Giants soon.
On a personal note, I would appreciate it if Andy LaRoche would stop staring at me with his ridiculous James-Franco-in-Milk-Stache.
Score some runs, you lamewads.
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Outz pleaze
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FINALLY
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
GELATINOUS CUBE!!
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I hate this thread
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
The go live in the other thread and leave me alone!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
who are these "go's" you speak of?
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
You would know them if you saw them.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
and they live in the other thread?
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Yes.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Are they smaller than an Oompa Loompa?
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You would know that if you saw them.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
thank god they leave you alone.
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
and they live in the other thread?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, the runs were unearned!
So. . . . silver linings . . . glass half full . . .
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
So, the Posey error means that he’ll never play C, right?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
UGH.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD DO MY JOB?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
DO YOU WANT MY JOB, RALPH?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
If only Ralph had the sack to answer, "Hell yes I want your job you fucking pretender!"
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
DON'T ANSWER - TRICK QUESTION!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Gentlemen, please. There will be plenty of time for overly-defensive bickering later in the thread.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I’M MAKING A THREAD WITH A POLL!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey's fault
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
hmm... where's Rags?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Mark Gardener?
Where’s Righetti?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
at kid's graduation
he’s not prepared for the season.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Sabean sites off-field distractions, not a gamer
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The Pirates’ telecasters identified him as Righetti. Losers.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Of course
Kuip IDd Posey as Huff.
Which is really silly. Everyone knows that Huff is the LF
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
(belated) LEINO!
So, good thing.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Rain, pray for Rain!
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by Giantsfan4life on Jun 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Rags at graduation
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That’s the third worst time for that to happen.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I was sure this comment would get some kind of a response, too.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh look, I was right.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Prom and Pap.
I guess. I don’t know. I don’t have one of those.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, come on. The whole comedy of that line lies in the fact that the other two are undefined. Anything concrete to fill those gaps is bound to be lame.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Finally
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Not a problem! We can score 5 runs!
A week
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We’ll need an advance on that, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
RIP Rue, Bea and Estelle

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
A+
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Memo to lineup:
playing for 3-run HR only works when 2 men are on base
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
New thread makes me cleaner . . .
.. . . but less virtuous.
Change me, please . . .
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Rowand squats, takes crap
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LOL Backup catcher
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
damn these pirates must be WS contenders!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Cy Young candidate
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Oh, Rowand...

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Holy fuck, how as no one commented on this yet? Haha.
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t mind if somebody shop-fu’d it to make the text stand out better. That would be peachy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I want a new thread, one that won't make me sick
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
YOU ACCEPT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Sanchez
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Ouch, 5-on-3 for Chicago
(not bothering with Giants because I know that they won’t score any runs this inning)
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I knew there was a reason why I was worried about this stupid series. I hate going to PNC and losing to these ass hats.
Understands the importance of being a gritty, veterany, gamer.
I believe the ass hats are pretending to be the Giants offense.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Zach Duke must be really good.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
Where's Natto
he makes good threads
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
NATTO CAN’T COME TO THE SITE RIGHT NOW BUT IF YOU LEAVE YOUR NAME AND NUMBER I’LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE SO I CAN CUT YOU.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie Molina
1
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie Molina, 1, Hometown Buffet, San Pablo, San Carlos, Berkley, South San Francisco, Milpitas, Concord, Daly City, etc., etc,. California
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMNIT CHICAGO
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Bulletin: Pirates not actually this good
Giants ditto
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LOL LEPRECHAUN MUSIC??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Pirates’ telecasters making fun of Panda. And panda hat-wearing fans.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
just because they don’t have any players to be excited about..
I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers
Andrew McCutchen would look great in the orange and black. He’s pretty exciting.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Point taken
Doesn’t mean they do get excited about him though
I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers
Don't they?
He’s an excellent young player.
Someone they should get excited about.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
In Pittsburgh they're real men
And real men don’t wear Panda hats.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Pittsburgh's fuckin awesome
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Sienna Miller disagrees
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I like it when they don’t give up runs
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I LIKE IT WHEN THEY SCORE RUNS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Is this a hockey thing?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
No, destination on Route 66
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Goal, Winslow, Arizona. Fuck
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
MLS?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m freaking out, man.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
How many sports even have goals?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Water Polo?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
LaCrosse?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a Lost thing.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Ooooooh
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMNIT CHICAGO
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
God I hate the Facebook Giants fans.
Giants post status of Bowker getting DFA’d, here are some great responses:
Randy Von Steinmann : Something that came way too late.This should have come after 3week of season. Good Job Giants!!
Candice Smith: trade him for fred lewis.
Grant Thomas: haha fred lewis sucks
Troy Spady: bowker cant hit the big league pitchers..a career minor
This is how Sabean and Bochy can get contract extensions.
Jeaaaggaahh
agreed
but Candice might be snarking.
by Murray, Present on Jun 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
best with any other teams Bahahaha
Joe Warren: Except for maybe rowend all the giants outfielders would be back ups at
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
wow fail
Joe Warren: Except for maybe rowend all the giants outfielders would be back ups at best with any other teams
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon Miller not on the radio?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
MOLE MOLE MOLE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HOLY MOLEY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
MOLE!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Speaking of playing a shitty team in the rain in an empty stadium,
Randy Johnson won number 300 one year ago today.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
LOL FAT HACK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Dammit Panda
Quit hanging out with Molina.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
DUH TRIVIA
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Trivia Question
Barry Bonds of course
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
What’s the question?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I made up a joke
Q: What’s the best thing about Sanchez hitting a double?
A: It means Pablo can’t ground into a double play
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Molina's mom

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
I can't see anything.
FSN Pittsburgh has been airing an inning-long infomercial for some Bill Mazeroski fundraiser. They stopped talking about the game ten minutes ago.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
You say that like . . .
it’s a bad thing
/turns to French Open tennis replay.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
MLB Network is showing the Pittsburgh feed too.
But they’re just talking over the home broadcasters.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Booooooooo
Ribe
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
So what player is going to be getting traded for a bat this year?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
nahh...now that he's starting to suck he's worked his way up Bochy's favorites list...
it’ll be someone like Buster or Cain.
/bans self
Like I've been saying since spring...
Affeldt and Runzler for Pujols
by Into the Void on Jun 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Duh...Pujols!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
like a literal bat?
Timmy is worth at least a case of bats!
by Murray, Present on Jun 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Are bats retailed by the case?
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, but i’m actually getting a little pissed off here
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
easy, PiKA,
there’s a lot more coming.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Glad I just bought MLB.tv to watch this shit.
Understands the importance of being a gritty, veterany, gamer.
And I fucking hate how our shitty vets get a hit or RBI and have to string another 0-25 to possibly ride the pine.
Understands the importance of being a gritty, veterany, gamer.
yea, it's the same fucking thingall the time
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
MOLE IS THE NEW BONDS OMG
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Please advise when his OPS hits 1.300
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
OMFG, PITT FEED
PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT MAZEROSKI AND THESE STOOPID GODDAMN LEAVES.
it’s been 4 straight innings
PHILLY EMPTY NETTER!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Carter is allegedly playing on two broken feet. I’d say he’s doing just fine, considering.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
well, he just fucked up big time
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Wait, why?
He scored the empty netter to ice the game and ensure Philly’s win.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
wait sorry, it was the other dude, my bad, the guy from chicago
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
IT IS A HOCKEY THING YOU LIED TO ME
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope you never have cause to ask me that question again.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
/Pika lays back, lights a cigarette and asks again, “You liked that, didn’t you?”
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
Who fucking cares? I could care less who wins the Stanley Cup if we’re out of it. It pisses me off that Philly figured out that you have to go top shelf with Niemi and we didn’t.
Understands the importance of being a gritty, veterany, gamer.
couldn’t.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I care because I hate Chicago. And because I want the Curse of the Sharks and the Curse of Hossa to hold up.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I CARE
what’s ur problem dude? Sorry that i live in Ohio for the time being and have to deal with Chicago fans all over the place giving me shit and acting like dickheads, CHICAGO LOST OH NO
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I like this Sanchez
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Yeah
He is doing better this year at not losing it when something bad happens but not tonight.
BUSTER!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
BUSTER!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
HUFF!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
HUFF
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Probability of DP?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
1.0
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY SMEDLEY BUTLER

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
It's gonna be another Bremly game
Guy playing out of position makes some early errors, wins game with bat
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Rally dysentery

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Amazingly apropos of a Rowand AB
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for a double steal.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
I told you so.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL SCOTT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL run scoring Double Plays
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
He had some good at bats today.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
don’t get RIBEYES for DPs
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy’s going to praise it anyways
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
/Rowand marks it down in his book as a HR
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL RBI GIDP
Only Rowand could manage that.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Okay, so a GIDP that scores a run. Still bad.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
But for once it actually could have been worse!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
True. Well, I mean, Rowand could always hit into a triple play.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
OH GOD
this beer does not taste like power ade!
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on Jun 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
So how is doing so well against these hackers?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Or he throws balls that the Giants swing at.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Schierholtz would have hit into a triple play
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Kruk . . .
He can’t possibly be blaming the G’s performance on the sparse Bucs’ crowd, can he?
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 4, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
Drunk Kruk is drunk
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Zach Duke pitches well in the quiet
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
And Flem tells us . . .
We’re finally making Duke work . . . why, he’s now up to 62 pitches in 5 IP! Woo hoo!
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Fun fact
New Albany, Mississippi, has about 6,300 more people than the town in which I grew up.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
/shift-A
LOL SCOTT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
Whiteside’s Yahoo! picture cracks me up.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
"Hey babe, wassup?"

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Dreamy.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
dreamy?
<img src=" http://www.femmefan.com/site/images/lookerspics/lookers2/pat-burrell.jpg"/>
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
EW NO.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
fail?
<img src=" http://www.femmefan.com/site/images/lookerspics/lookers2/pat-burrell.jpg"/>
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
fail
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Epoch Fail!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
for the ladies
they can still click
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
However, I’d rather not.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
“Remember when we went down to the beach and drank that twelver? We were so wasted we passed out. I got that gnarly sunburn, it was so ghetto. Raver.”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants games make me fall asleep
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
The Giants FO is missing a great opportunity to market the club as a cure for insomnia
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
talk about ugly fans
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
It's Pittsburgh
Hard finding good looking fans.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Shift + A
LOL SANDOVAL
LOL HUFF
LOL ROWAND
LOL GIANTS
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
MR. WHITESIDE
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
WHITESIDE!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
WHITESIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
YOUR OWN... PERSONAL... CATCHER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HOLY SHIT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
BUSTER WILL NEVER CATCH
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Whiteside!
THIRD CATCHER AT BEST
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Now FSN telecasters are saying Whiteside's homer was due entirely to a breeze blwoing through the park.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Yeah, from Whiteside’s massive SWING!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
A major league club can't have too many overpaid, fat, whiny, worthless bitches sitting on the bench
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
WHITESIDE
More HRs than Molina.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
MOLINA
More blintzes than anyone
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Now that's what I call...
A GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAAAAAT AB!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I’d rather Buster get some time back there, but better Whiteside than LOLina
I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers
Obviously, but that’s not going to happen.
Eli is closer to 30 than 20 so that makes him more qualified in Sabean’s book.
still counts
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
How's that a fail?
he’s very clearly closer to 30 than 20.
You couldn’t have been more right =)
I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers
NO! Fucking lunatic fringer!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
genius lineup, tonight
2 best catchers are in the game
contract extension inevitable
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Doing non baseball related tasks, Checked in to Gameday.
“Last play: Rowand grounds into DP,…”
HOORAY END OF SLUMP!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand was on a hot streak coming into the game
according to FP
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, I saw that lonely highlight.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
When you're hitting like Rowand
That is a hot streak
I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers
HOORAY FOR MR. GRAY!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
"hope he stays hot" Kruk
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
How would we know?
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
But he's a winner!
Can’t sit him!
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by KTJ on Jun 4, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll take Eli over Bengie, sorry Bengie
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’ll take Eli over Bengie, fuck you Bengie
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
i'll take Eddie Bressoud over Bengie
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
i don't mind Eli catching Sanchez
as long as Posey catches the other 4 starters…hell, it’s getting tough NOT to like Eli.
IAWTC
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
YES
I mean, I wouldn’t mind Eli catching a few random other days as well. The guy has as many homers as Panda, and only plays every five games, for crying out loud.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I want Posey to be the starting catcher and Eli to be the backup/Jonathan’s personal catcher. Bengie can go fuck himself.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Trade Bengie for Fred? I’d dig that.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Was Posey’s double off the wall?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
yes
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
He’s a monster!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
and Rowand has stayed hot
if by hot you mean making more outs than at bats
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
So, I just got here. Was Posey’s error a total clank, or was it a tough-ish play?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
In-between hop, between his legs
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
it was a tough play, I think
it either hit something or did some weird spin thing.
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
If he wasn’t playing out of position, it was a play that deserved criticism.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by KTJ on Jun 4, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL playing out of position
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Tough-ish,
but an error without a doubt. Middle hop, and off to the side.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
great inning
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
hey, we won this inning
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Torres has not been good lately
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 4, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Nobody hit well during the Rockies’ series, and he went 4-6 the game before that.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You could be right. My memory could be skewed
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
We scored 1 run in the first two games of the Rockies’ series, and Torres hit the walk-off against AZ. ’Nuff said.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Torres has returned back to Earth
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
rowand to hit leadoff
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
MOLE!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
HOLY MOLEY!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I was literally in the middle of typing that. Shucks.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
HOLY MOLEY!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
He took you literally . . .
and took just one.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
We did doubt his ability to not be injured though
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL FAT HACKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Darnit Panda
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Well, he didn’t, so it technically worked.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
NOT A GIDP!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
JAZZZZZZZY!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
JAZZ HANDS!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
REEEEEEEEEEBAAAAAAYYYYYYY
That’s what you wanted, right?
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
REEBAY!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
JAZZZZ
FUCK YESH
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Nice!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
NICE
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Jazzy!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
JAZZY!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
“Watch it disappear in the hedge. Whoop.”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
there was no jazz hands then :(
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
He only does the jazz hands when he sticks the bat head in the dirt.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
subj

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
by DJ Tofu on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
love it
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Always awesome.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL Stanford
LOL CAL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
First round of Regionals
Stanford lost 9-5 to New Mexico
Cal Lost 12-3 to North Carolina
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
They both lost their games in the super regionals.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
The Super Regionals are after the Regionals
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
My mistake. It is the Regionals.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
double elimination, right?
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Yes
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
Cal vs. Oral Roberts: Scopes Monkey Trial II
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jun 4, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
heh
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Or… I actually think they each play each other once, then there is a championship game?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Each team is sent to one of 16 regional sites throughout the country. The teams are seeded 1 through 4 by the selection committee, with No. 1 facing No. 4 and No. 2 facing No. 3 in the first round. The teams then proceed in a double-elimination bracket.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
/sigh
LOL CAL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Other Pac 10 teams
Arizona beat Baylor 10-9
Oregon State beat FLA Atlantic 6-4
Oregon beat UCONN 5-3
Washington State beat Kansas State 8-6
UCLA currently leading Kent State 7-0
ASU currently leading Milwaukee 5-1
also, Irvine lost, and Fullerton is losing early in their game
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.tie game. NIce.
Anyone else starting to think that our claim to fame this year is the DP record?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie Molina is undoubtedly the slowest player in MLB history
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
WTF?
The fans are chanting, Gerald…Gerald…Gerald
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
GERALD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
TEE HEE BUSTER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BUSTER!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Or, according to the hecklers:
“GEEEEER-AAAAAAALD! GEEEEER-AAAAAAALD! GEEEEER-AAAAAAALD!”
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
BUSTER
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
WOw, i can’t believe he got a piece of that
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
POSE!
You can’t even hope to contain him!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
AUDREY!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
AUBREYBOT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
HUFFER!
GTFO, Dookie!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
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HOLY SHIT AUBREY HUFF!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FUCK YES AUDREY!!
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HUFF GETS HIS FIRST SPLASH HIT!
(Ish.)
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Nah, that’s still Jazzy.
Uribe (8), Huff (7)
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
True dat.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
HOLY SHITTTT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
It's unfortunate that young Gerald isn't ready for the bigs.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
HUFF!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
YES AUBREY!!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
Time to end the inning, Scott. TOo much excitement
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
LOL SCOTT SUCKS
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Of course Rowand quickly grounds out
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
But his swing looks good!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
back to reality
LOL rowand
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Huff workin on jazz hands
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Rowand tried to GIDP, guys. He did his best to live up to our expectations.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
“Bases empty? Ya gotta give me somethin’ to work with!”
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If there’s anyone that could find a way to record two outs on one play with the bases empty, it’s him.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey -- Still hitting .500
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Over. .499!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
.311
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by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
That's good
Bochy doesn’t care about walks. Posey is just trying to endear himself to Bochy.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by KTJ on Jun 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
GO LAMEWADS
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Jun 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Wow. He hit the fuck out of that.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL SCOTT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
Where would the Giants be without Bengie Molina?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
4 games better in the standings
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"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
i thought we couldn't score 5 runs
6, on the other hand
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it was like "ouch that bat is SO HOT!"
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I love Aubrey.
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Wonder if Pitt is tired..
It’s like 11:30 there
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I liked that inning
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
It was cool.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought Duke pitched well in the quiet
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
lol Freeze Cam
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(Burp!) I'm gonna miss that sandwich, it had dingerz
turkey & mont-jack
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I was eating a turkey and havarti sandwich at the same time
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"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Badass mustache Doumit
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
YAY DURTY!!
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Hey
Maybe that’s why Bengie keeps going 0-fer. Addicted to donuts
I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers
TWSS
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
MMM... FPOMin' Donut....

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t decide if I like Sanchez tonight for the way he’s pitched, or hate him for blowing up Posey’s error into a four run inning.
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
You like him.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
DEVIL EYES

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Dude looks like an inbred from rural Oregon
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by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Serial Killer
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh, geez, he’s scary looking.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Lord Voldemort?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
His eyes are like pools of darkness, evil radiating from the endless depths trying to turn me to the dark side.
It’s creepy.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Freakier than Olli Jokinen
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
looks like the monster from that new horror movie
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on Jun 4, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez that inning:
4 balls, 1 foul, 1 called strike, 3 balls in play
So that’s what it’s like to play us!
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LOL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
so where are those other sorry mofo’s McCovens tonight?
Out having “fun?”
Out watching hockey? Or the A’s?
That’s sad. Just plain sad. You know whom I’m talking about, you bunch of dangling antecedents.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Hockey’s way over. Pika and I were both watching. So it can’t be that.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
3-3 in batting practice?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oh I forgot he didn't.
The way everyone talked about it I figured…
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Matt Downs-esque dive
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Uh. Nice circus catch?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
raise your hand if you thought the game was over when it was 4-0 Pirates.
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
both hands!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
/raises hand
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
/hand shoots up, proudly
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by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Raises Hand
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
It would be a better contest if you asked . . .
who thought it WASN’T over.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
\o
Present.
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Aqui.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
LOL Krukow
Stay hot Aaron Rowand. One fucking hit is hot?
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
Just got here guys!
when did we become dingerball wizards
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
INORITE?!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Giants sacrificed Bowker to the BABIP gods
and are now no longer subject to their whims.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
What time did the game start?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
10 PDT
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
*EDT
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought that only applied to October?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Zing!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It stands for ESPN. Duh.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
10 PM EDT
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
For a late start
This game has gone by fast.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
fun!

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Too early
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
what can possibly go wrong? This is the Giants.
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/Apple-C’s this comment
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s command, not apple!
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Steve Jobs commands you!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
You are right. At work it is apple though. At home it is command / weird symbol thing.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks DICKFACE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
A Giant among Angels . . .
would definitely know about the “too early” thing.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
…..This could have many meanings
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Seeing this before the end of the game concerns me.
I am concerned.
/furrows brow
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
What would it look like if someone furrowed their brow, but had no eyebrows?
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/passes the dutchy on the left hand side
to sfgiants420, most likely.
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Call it a hunch.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
When’s the last time we hit three homeruns in one game? Pat Burrell is the difference.
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
Apparently his gamer presence is enough to inspire the Giants hitters.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott Rowand stayed hot
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Rowand. He’s so hot right now. Rowand.
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"Whiteside" is a trending topic on Twitter in SF
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
You know
I really don’t think there’s anything more that Eli and Buster could do to convince management that Molina is completely unnecessary.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I like what Huff supposedly jokingly said when he found out he was getting sent out to left field, “Good, now you all will get to see who is the best athlete on the team.”
HA HAHA HA
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Posey laughs into his hand
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Sorry for the 109-style comment, but was Posey’s defensive play really bad?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
catastrophic
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
I'd like to see the Giants try to make Posey into a catcher. He might take to that position.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, you're right. I don't know what got into me.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
terrible hop
saw it on MLB Network, was a really difficult play
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
it was a tough hop
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Meh, slowly hit ball
at the very least he needs to block it.
He actually fielded the ball cleanly but then turned and threw it into the Allegheny River.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what I figured, but wanted to hear it from you guys
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s pretty obvious Buster is here to stay. DeRosa played third at Fresno last night, and tonight he’s playing second. If he comes back, it looks like the plan is for him to be a utility player.
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
Key to the championship!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
GET THE SURGERY
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Would it be wrong if I start chanting this in Fresno?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s assuming DeRosa doesn’t have surgery. He’s hoping to tough it out, but wrist injuries really sap power
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by Giantsfan4life on Jun 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw strikes, (Giants Pitcher)
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
Adios Jonathon
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
but Rowand stayed hot
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
I BLAME THE GRAPH
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One GB away!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, the lamewads scored some runs!
what i miss
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
3 dingerz
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Losing Pitcher: DJ Tofu
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I am stubborn, as Bork

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
cuz it makes no difference
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
because I am jinxing the team, or what?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
It’s not the jinx that bothers me. It’s that you’re being a dick about it.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think I have been too dicky, but if you don’t like the graphics taking up space I can understand.
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
/posts once
/receives an overwhelmingly negative response
/posts again
/doesn’t think he’s being a dick
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
If a butterfly sneezes in China.....
Wait. If I step on a butterfly in China and then sneeze……
Wait. If I sneeze and a Chinese butterfly flies out of my nose….
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Personally, I like to see it when the game is over and not before.
But why the fuck does it matter? We obviously didn’t enjoy you doing this the first time, and doing it again is being a fucking asshole troll.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
this
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
IAWTC
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
point taken. I will be more sensitive.
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/sends DJ Tofu to sensitivity training
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WHY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s really not funny
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain likey

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I wish Pablo grew his hair like this
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked how Kruk said “numbers like Iwamura’s will earn you some bench time.”
LOL
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
not if you play for the Giants
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t he own us back at home?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I just checked
Indeed, Iwamura has a higher OBP than Rowand.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Now how could you ever have that feeling?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, joy, it’s Jairo time.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
JAIROBALL
(lol Daisuke)
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
phew!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
GG first baseman
Anyone else been thinking that Posey could make a great SS?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
That's garbage!
Garbage!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I lol every time you mention this.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
because he's stupid
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Walker’s a big dude
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
JAIRO!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
I know Casilla lost the game for us on Tuesday, but I think he’s looked pretty great so far.
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extrabaggs Big mistake by Pablo Sandoval not covering 3B there. As a result, Pirates have tying runs in scoring position.
Also, nice job, Casilla. Way to come back there.
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hmm. I didn’t even notice Pablo wasn’t at the bag.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Tommy Joseph, our future shortstop.
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The Price is Right music?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy
manages bullpens and doesnt afraid of anything
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jun 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Renel- Who has one of the healthies teams in the MLB?
The Giants!
LOL FAT
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg, a star?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I used to make an exception for molina.
Until now
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jun 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Once a monkey spanking douchebag, always a monkey spanking douchebag
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I hate the goggles more than him
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
THEY DO NOTHING
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FASHION STATEMENT
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
please do something good Panda
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
You will get nothing and like it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Sanchez is 3-4 tonight. Daaaaaayum.
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PANDA WAS SAFE
/Jim Joyce
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
/kicked the shit out of it
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
sit his fat ass
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
No, Mota
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
RACIST
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
even their mascot looks depressed
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
So… The Pirates’ #3 hitter is batting .247 with 0 home runs?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I was just thinking that
isn’t your best hitter supposed to bat third?
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
And isn’t he the one who thought he hit the grand slam?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He should be playing for the Giants
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Strikes, idiot
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
Two runs down and Garrett Jones does not want to walk
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
Sniper!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
HAW HAW
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lol Huff
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
NEEDS TO BE A DANCING GIF
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Mota is growing on me
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
K/BB: 9
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
HAHA HUFF
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Nice inning!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
Burrell should PH for Rowand.
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Meh. If we can’t hold down the Pirates’ 6-9 hitters, we deserve to lose.
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I agree with this comment
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
So I just saw Huff's HR
holy. fucking. shit.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH BOOOOOOIIIIII
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He did a cool little diddy after the follow through
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Flip bat, spit seeds, do a little jig.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It was awesome
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I love the low head, /spit
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
sorry coven bastards out on town while baby sits at home with you sorry gays
loves you all and want Huff to hold him
laughs at self
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Do you even not speak in 3rd person?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL POSEY
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
NOT READY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh, Gerald.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
Grab some pine tar, meat
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
LOL POSEY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Posey Assassin!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I know the Pirates are an old school MLB team, but Pittsburgh doesn’t really deserve an MLB team. The last time that they made the playoffs they didn’t even sell out (of course that wasn’t at the new park, but c’mon).
Uh. You mean 1992?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
How do you even remember that?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Last playoff game at Three Rivers:
1992-10-11 at Three Rivers Stadium with 52929 people in attendance.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Sid Breem?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t even crack 53,000? Fuckin’ ingrates.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I could have sworn that they didn't sell out some of those playoff games
That last game was a game 7 and yeah it probably isn’t fair to complain about selling out the old stadium since it was huge.
IDNAWTC
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a little disappointed that we won't get to see Burrell tonight
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
/doesn't mean to tangentially jinx the bottom of the ninth
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Like I said, PH for Rowand.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
rowand's batting
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I was saying he SHOULD.
I mean, can’t do any worse, and if you’re worried about defense, move Torres to CF and bring in Scheirholtz.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I'm a lot disappointed that we've gotten to see Rowand
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
cries
but not for what you think
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
LOL Rowand
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL SCOTT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
Scott 0-4
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
….best shape of his life
….came out of his slump
….looked good in the batting cage tonight
….no one works harder on his hitting
….first one to the ballpark
….GAMER!
…..rides bicycle
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
and he's hot, and we hope he stays hot
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Quick game has been quick
Especially since it was delayed.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL SCOTT
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I will be quite amused if he drops below the Mendoza line and Bork’s still starting him.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
"Numbers like those will earn you some bench time"
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how Mao looks like he dressed up as Edward G. Robinson for Halloween.
by Duelling Brandos on Jun 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Uhh...the Chairman is not in.
the comrades depicted are Ho Chi-Minh and Kim Il-Sung
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
my bad
point still stands about Edward G. Robinson, though.
by Duelling Brandos on Jun 4, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Stay hot Aaron Rowand
I guess tomorrow we’re back to the dynamic duo of Rowand and Molina.
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
CF Andres Torres
2B Freddy Sanchez
3B Pablo Sandoval
1B Aubrey Huff
C Buster Posey
LF Pat Burrell
SS Juan Uribe
RF Nate Schierholtz
Please?
LF Huff
1b Ishi
There…better
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
I am convinced, absolutely convinced, that Burrell is a negative value player when he is forced to play defense.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Now that Bowker's down..
My preferred lineup gets a bit weirder. I think we’re treading water until Gar returns, but I’d like to try something crazy like perhaps
Torres CF
Sanchez 3B
Sandoval 1B
Uribe SS
Huff LF
Posey C
Downs 2B
Schierholtz RF
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I want Sanchez at 2B. It’s important to be strong up the middle.
Torres CF
Sanchez 2B
Huff LF
Uribe SS
Sandoval 3B
Ishikawa 1B
Schierholtz RF
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Seriously?
Ishikawa is part of your ideal lineup?
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
It’s not like he’s been bad at the plate this year, and he gives you great defense at first base. His batting line is nearly identical to Downs’ (SSS alert for both), with better SLG, and he plays better defense.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Er. Posey batting 6th and catching, between Pablo and Travis.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
If D up the middle is important
Switch Downs and Freddy. I think Downs can handle 3b.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I don’t think Downs’ defense is at issue; it’s probably his arm. Otherwise, I bet he’d already be considered a 2B/3B and Rohlinger wouldn’t have been getting starts over him.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
This is mostly inconsequential
Since Renteria’s return will force the Molina issue. I wouldn’t be surprised to see this lineup when Gar comes back:
Torres RF
Sanchez 2B
Sandoval 1B
Huff LF
Uribe 3B
Posey C
Renteria SS
Rowand CF
Obviously I’d prefer Nate over Rowand, but I think the above lineup might actually happen. They can’t get around Molina when Rent returns if they want to keep Huff, Posey, and Uribe in the lineup.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I’d prefer to see Uribe moving between 2B and SS to make sure that he, Rent, and Sanchez stay well rested.
But that’s moot, since I don’t expect Renteria to stay off the DL for long.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
And yet the Giants are finding a way to give Molina the extra money AND make our future catcher a Super-2. Brilliant.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
To be fair
They have ALWAYS said they don’t make decisions based on money.
That much, at least, seems to be true.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
They can’t say that because the union would bend them over and ream them if they did.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Frankly though
If Molina is still slumping this bad when Edgar comes back.
I don’t see how they can justify keeping Molina behind the dish when it’ll probably force Uribe out of the lineup.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Its all a trick so that when its game seven of the world series, the opposing pitcher will throw rowand a low outside slider that unbeknown to everyone is secretly his wheelhouse. Lure them into a false sense of security and the what not
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jun 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
of course
he’ll also have a homosapienic batting stance
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I would rather not have a heart attack tonight, Brian Wilson.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
CROSSES ARMS CONFIDENTLY
and is secure that good pitching will beat good hitting.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
CANTALOPE!!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
TORRES!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
TORRES!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
GREAT PLAY!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
EXCITED KUIP TORRES!!
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YAY DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENTS!
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Thank God Huff is out
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
And good fielding
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
I guess that’s why you have defensive replacements.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
Holy shit Torres
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
ARREST THAT MAN!
TORRES THE ROBBER!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
RACIST
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
They always say
Get put in for defense, the ball will find you.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
except Torres was already in
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Oops. Never mind
Somewhat misled by “defensive replacement” comments…
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
If you ask me, that ball did it’s damndest not to get found.
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STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
STFD
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
Obligatory STFD
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wilson looks bored
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
yaaaaaaaaaaaaalolpiratesaaaaaaawn
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Another reason to like Whiteside . . .
He had Wilson throw two sliders and THEN the fastball. Bengie just puts one finger down constantly.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 4, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
And the fans raise one right back at him.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL PIRATES!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
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Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
umwat
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
WIN!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
JIM JOYCE CALLED HIM SAFE!!!
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
CHYEA
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
WIN
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
I didn’t even notice Ishi came into the game.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
wooo
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jun 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
Awesome game.
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
No, Dave
We only had one LOB because of the DPs.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
We interrupt these dancing gifs for this special message:
Great fucking throw by Eli to put that shit away.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
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"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Now that’s just awesome.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift-A!

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
woo

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Haha, Smells Like Nirvana is an awesome music video.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Not quite as funny as Fat
But it’s right up there.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
. . . any other games on . . .
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
The bums are tied at 4 v. ATL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
a's v twins tied 4 in 9th
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on Jun 4, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Dbacks pull within 1: 6-5 in the 8th vs. Col
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
wanna cut it up and make sum guacaMOLE
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on Jun 4, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
No postgame thread?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
No post-game thread?
Or does Grant have to re-write the canned statement he wrote when we all thought this was a 4-0 loss?
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
OT: at the twins blog
pretty entertaining
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Diamondbacks load the bases with 1 out in the bottom of the 8th, and put up back to back strikeouts.
Also, they’ve given up 6 runs on 5 hits.
So much fail.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Bums win 5-4.
Worthless Braves.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Aaaaand the Dbacks string together a HBP and 3 singles to score two runs.
Dbacks 7, Rockies 6.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

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