Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: VIDEO: Veterans Share Favorite Sports Memories

Game Thread Two: Hey, It's a New Thread!

I think we would all appreciate it if this game got better for the Giants soon.

On a personal note, I would appreciate it if Andy LaRoche would stop staring at me with his ridiculous James-Franco-in-Milk-Stache.

Score some runs, you lamewads.

Comment 1005 comments  |  0 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

Outz pleaze

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Too late, you Bastard!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

GELATINOUS CUBE!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this thread

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

The go live in the other thread and leave me alone!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

who are these "go's" you speak of?

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would know them if you saw them.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

and they live in the other thread?

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they smaller than an Oompa Loompa?

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would know that if you saw them.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank god they leave you alone.

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if it’s not a horror-stache, then Sanchez must have gotten to him before the game.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, the runs were unearned!

So. . . . silver linings . . . glass half full . . .

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jun 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Great.

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

So, the Posey error means that he’ll never play C, right?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

SITUATION TOMKO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s just fucking great

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

DO YOU THINK YOU COULD DO MY JOB?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO YOU WANT MY JOB, RALPH?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only Ralph had the sack to answer, "Hell yes I want your job you fucking pretender!"

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only he had the SACK to swear on the radio and get the station fined!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T ANSWER - TRICK QUESTION!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gentlemen, please. There will be plenty of time for overly-defensive bickering later in the thread.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s from Sabean’s KNBR appearance.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M MAKING A THREAD WITH A POLL!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey's fault

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

hmm... where's Rags?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Mark Gardener?

Where’s Righetti?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

at kid's graduation

he’s not prepared for the season.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean sites off-field distractions, not a gamer

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pirates’ telecasters identified him as Righetti. Losers.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

Kuip IDd Posey as Huff.

Which is really silly. Everyone knows that Huff is the LF

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

(belated) LEINO!

So, good thing.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Rags at graduation

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the third worst time for that to happen.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was sure this comment would get some kind of a response, too.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh look, I was right.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, wutz other 2?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prom and Pap.

I guess. I don’t know. I don’t have one of those.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too Lame, you Bastard!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, come on. The whole comedy of that line lies in the fact that the other two are undefined. Anything concrete to fill those gaps is bound to be lame.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Finally

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Well this game is a HOOT.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

4 R, 0 ER

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Jun 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a problem! We can score 5 runs!

A week

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jun 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ll need an advance on that, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give us enough rain delays

and we can do that

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much for Posey

1 hit in 20 game earns Rowand a lifetime pass.
1 error by Posey, DFA.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Unfortunately, this.

Understands the importance of being a gritty, veterany, gamer.

by Jagersan on Jun 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I lol’d.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I approve.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

A+

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

the most enjoyable part of the game so far

by mlb22 on Jun 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Memo to lineup:

playing for 3-run HR only works when 2 men are on base

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

New thread makes me cleaner . . .

 .. . . but less virtuous.

Change me, please . . .

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Scott.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I was not the least surprised

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand squats, takes crap

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jun 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Backup catcher

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

damn these pirates must be WS contenders!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Cy Young candidate

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Rowand...

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Holy fuck, how as no one commented on this yet? Haha.

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind if somebody shop-fu’d it to make the text stand out better. That would be peachy.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want a new thread, one that won't make me sick

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU ACCEPT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh fun.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Sanchez

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch, 5-on-3 for Chicago

(not bothering with Giants because I know that they won’t score any runs this inning)

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

SMACK! Sonic’s got it!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I knew there was a reason why I was worried about this stupid series. I hate going to PNC and losing to these ass hats.

Understands the importance of being a gritty, veterany, gamer.

by Jagersan on Jun 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe the ass hats are pretending to be the Giants offense.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

Yeah you’re right about that.

Understands the importance of being a gritty, veterany, gamer.

by Jagersan on Jun 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zach Duke must be really good.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Where's Natto

he makes good threads

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

NATTO CAN’T COME TO THE SITE RIGHT NOW BUT IF YOU LEAVE YOUR NAME AND NUMBER I’LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE SO I CAN CUT YOU.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Molina

1

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Molina, 1, Hometown Buffet, San Pablo, San Carlos, Berkley, South San Francisco, Milpitas, Concord, Daly City, etc., etc,. California

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT CHICAGO

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL THEY STILL SUCK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bulletin: Pirates not actually this good

Giants ditto

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jun 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LEPRECHAUN MUSIC??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Pirates’ telecasters making fun of Panda. And panda hat-wearing fans.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

just because they don’t have any players to be excited about..

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andrew McCutchen would look great in the orange and black. He’s pretty exciting.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Point taken

Doesn’t mean they do get excited about him though

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't they?

He’s an excellent young player.

Someone they should get excited about.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

How fun is it?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a bit. I can understand having a sharp sense of humor, but these clowns are just being mean-spirited about it. Typical quote: “I’m here to watch a baseball game, not these people wearing whatever that is on their heads.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Pittsburgh they're real men

And real men don’t wear Panda hats.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Real men, like Andy Warhol!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pittsburgh's fuckin awesome

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sienna Miller disagrees

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it when they don’t give up runs

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LIKE IT WHEN THEY SCORE RUNS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOAL CHICAGO, fuck

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this a hockey thing?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, destination on Route 66

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can play this game.

GOAL SANTA MONICA, fuck

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goal, Winslow, Arizona. Fuck

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLS?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't worry bout it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m freaking out, man.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many sports even have goals?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Water Polo?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LaCrosse?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a Lost thing.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooooh

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT CHICAGO

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

God I hate the Facebook Giants fans.

Giants post status of Bowker getting DFA’d, here are some great responses:

Randy Von Steinmann : Something that came way too late.This should have come after 3week of season. Good Job Giants!!
Candice Smith: trade him for fred lewis.
Grant Thomas: haha fred lewis sucks
Troy Spady: bowker cant hit the big league pitchers..a career minor

This is how Sabean and Bochy can get contract extensions.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Idiots

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

best with any other teams Bahahaha
Joe Warren: Except for maybe rowend all the giants outfielders would be back ups at

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow fail
Joe Warren: Except for maybe rowend all the giants outfielders would be back ups at best with any other teams

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

rowend is poopin

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Miller not on the radio?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE MOLE MOLE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY MOLEY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Mole

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FRED!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of playing a shitty team in the rain in an empty stadium,

Randy Johnson won number 300 one year ago today.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT HACK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval lines into DP time.

Understands the importance of being a gritty, veterany, gamer.

by Jagersan on Jun 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo wanted another GIDP!

NOM NOM NOM

by deuce deuce on Jun 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Panda

Quit hanging out with Molina.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

for the love of god

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

DUH TRIVIA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Bonds

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

with 1st career HR

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trivia Question

Barry Bonds of course

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s the question?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO FUCKING INCONSISTENT. FUCKING HELL PANDA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

stupid pittsburgh feed

non-stop talking about these “commemorative leaves”

by sayheybk on Jun 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I made up a joke

Q: What’s the best thing about Sanchez hitting a double?
A: It means Pablo can’t ground into a double play

by Into the Void on Jun 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Molina's mom

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't see anything.

FSN Pittsburgh has been airing an inning-long infomercial for some Bill Mazeroski fundraiser. They stopped talking about the game ten minutes ago.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

You say that like . . .

it’s a bad thing

/turns to French Open tennis replay.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Network is showing the Pittsburgh feed too.

But they’re just talking over the home broadcasters.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Booooooooo

Ribe

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

So what player is going to be getting traded for a bat this year?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duh...Pujols!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

like a literal bat?

Timmy is worth at least a case of bats!

by Murray, Present on Jun 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are bats retailed by the case?

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

gtfo

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 4, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, but i’m actually getting a little pissed off here

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

easy, PiKA,

there’s a lot more coming.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad I just bought MLB.tv to watch this shit.

Understands the importance of being a gritty, veterany, gamer.

by Jagersan on Jun 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

i know right? fuck this

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I fucking hate how our shitty vets get a hit or RBI and have to string another 0-25 to possibly ride the pine.

Understands the importance of being a gritty, veterany, gamer.

by Jagersan on Jun 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, it's the same fucking thingall the time

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone give PiKA a nice warm bottle

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

This can't be too far off...

PNC Park’s new promotion

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE IS THE NEW BONDS OMG

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Please advise when his OPS hits 1.300

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG, PITT FEED

PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT MAZEROSKI AND THESE STOOPID GODDAMN LEAVES.
it’s been 4 straight innings

by sayheybk on Jun 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

THEY'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT MAZEROSKI

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

PHILLY EMPTY NETTER!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

CARTER BLOWS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carter is allegedly playing on two broken feet. I’d say he’s doing just fine, considering.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, he just fucked up big time

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, why?

He scored the empty netter to ice the game and ensure Philly’s win.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait sorry, it was the other dude, my bad, the guy from chicago

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FUCK YOU CHICAGO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

IT IS A HOCKEY THING YOU LIED TO ME

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You liked that didn't you?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you never have cause to ask me that question again.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Pika lays back, lights a cigarette and asks again, “You liked that, didn’t you?”

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER AGAIN

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Who fucking cares? I could care less who wins the Stanley Cup if we’re out of it. It pisses me off that Philly figured out that you have to go top shelf with Niemi and we didn’t.

Understands the importance of being a gritty, veterany, gamer.

by Jagersan on Jun 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

couldn’t.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I care because I hate Chicago. And because I want the Curse of the Sharks and the Curse of Hossa to hold up.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CARE

what’s ur problem dude? Sorry that i live in Ohio for the time being and have to deal with Chicago fans all over the place giving me shit and acting like dickheads, CHICAGO LOST OH NO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this Sanchez

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

He is doing better this year at not losing it when something bad happens but not tonight.

by nofreetime on Jun 4, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice inning

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

save some runs for tomorrow, Giants

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GERALD!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Buster!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Ho hum, Buster.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

OK guys, don’t waste this

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

nice hit gerald

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for some creative wasting of the runner action!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

HAW HAW

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Huff

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good

Rowand’s up

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Probability of DP?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

1.0

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY SMEDLEY BUTLER

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand-one

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 4, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t believe that Rowand will do anything worthwhile here.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It's gonna be another Bremly game

Guy playing out of position makes some early errors, wins game with bat

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jun 4, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally dysentery

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 4, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazingly apropos of a Rowand AB

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for a double steal.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I told you so.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL run scoring Double Plays

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

by deuce deuce on Jun 4, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

CLUTCH

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jun 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

He had some good at bats today.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t get RIBEYES for DPs

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy’s going to praise it anyways

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Rowand marks it down in his book as a HR

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RBI GIDP

Only Rowand could manage that.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, so a GIDP that scores a run. Still bad.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

But for once it actually could have been worse!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. Well, I mean, Rowand could always hit into a triple play.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

bench that fucker

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Ground Attacked!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

"ROWY'S SWINGING THAT BAT REAL WELL HERE...

AND THE RBIS ARE STARTING TO COME ARO-BORKYBORKYBORK"

by sayheybk on Jun 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

But seriously, fuck you, you GIDP’ing bastards.

by deuce deuce on Jun 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT ROWAND

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOD

this beer does not taste like power ade!

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 DPs in 5 innings?

Getting back on pace

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Zach Duke

40 strikes, 15 balls

He throws strikes.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Jun 4, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

So how is doing so well against these hackers?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or he throws balls that the Giants swing at.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Kruk . . .

He can’t possibly be blaming the G’s performance on the sparse Bucs’ crowd, can he?

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 4, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Drunk Kruk is drunk

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Flem tells us . . .

We’re finally making Duke work . . . why, he’s now up to 62 pitches in 5 IP! Woo hoo!

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I interpret it as that.

Though I am not an interpreter droid.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact

New Albany, Mississippi, has about 6,300 more people than the town in which I grew up.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

/shift-A

LOL SCOTT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside’s Yahoo! picture cracks me up.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

"Hey babe, wassup?"

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dreamy.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

dreamy?

<img src=" http://www.femmefan.com/site/images/lookerspics/lookers2/pat-burrell.jpg"/>

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

EW NO.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail?

<img src=" http://www.femmefan.com/site/images/lookerspics/lookers2/pat-burrell.jpg"/>

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Epoch Fail!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

for the ladies

they can still click

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

However, I’d rather not.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why so parts of us can be jealous? No thanks.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 4, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Remember when we went down to the beach and drank that twelver? We were so wasted we passed out. I got that gnarly sunburn, it was so ghetto. Raver.”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants games make me fall asleep

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants FO is missing a great opportunity to market the club as a cure for insomnia

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

talk about ugly fans

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Pittsburgh

Hard finding good looking fans.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

I was thinking the same thing.

Understands the importance of being a gritty, veterany, gamer.

by Jagersan on Jun 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift + A

LOL SANDOVAL
LOL HUFF
LOL ROWAND
LOL GIANTS

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli Matsui

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Jun 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Kaz Whiteside

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Jun 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

MR. WHITESIDE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WHITESIDE!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WHITESIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Beat that, Benchie

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WHITESIDE!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Did I miss anything?

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jun 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

YOUR OWN... PERSONAL... CATCHER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER WILL NEVER CATCH

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Posey

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside>Molina

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

bird poop > Molina

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside!

THIRD CATCHER AT BEST

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, from Whiteside’s massive SWING!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S what I’m talking about!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIGH FIVE!!

/accidentally slaps you in the face instead

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY NOSE! MY BEAUTIFUL NOSE!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS BENGIE ON THE TEAM?!?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

A major league club can't have too many overpaid, fat, whiny, worthless bitches sitting on the bench

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHITESIDE

More HRs than Molina.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLINA

More blintzes than anyone

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

12 pitch HR

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Jun 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that's what I call...

A GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAAAAAT AB!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Kruk, they haven’t forgot about the DP because at worst, that is a two-run homer right now.

by deuce deuce on Jun 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I guess Whiteside won that at bat

by pwoper on Jun 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli

Has twice as many DINGRZ as Bengie now.

Can he be the everyday starter please, Sabean?

by geef on Jun 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d rather Buster get some time back there, but better Whiteside than LOLina

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously, but that’s not going to happen.

Eli is closer to 30 than 20 so that makes him more qualified in Sabean’s book.

by geef on Jun 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, he is 30.

/fail

by geef on Jun 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

still counts

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

How's that a fail?

he’s very clearly closer to 30 than 20.

You couldn’t have been more right =)

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO! Fucking lunatic fringer!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

genius lineup, tonight

2 best catchers are in the game
contract extension inevitable

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Doing non baseball related tasks, Checked in to Gameday.

“Last play: Rowand grounds into DP,…”

HOORAY END OF SLUMP!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, I saw that lonely highlight.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 hits in 2 game streak

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you're hitting like Rowand

That is a hot streak

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 4, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOORAY FOR MR. GRAY!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

"hope he stays hot" Kruk

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

How would we know?

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he's a winner!

Can’t sit him!

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jun 4, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take Eli over Bengie, sorry Bengie

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take Eli over Bengie, fuck you Bengie

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll take Eddie Bressoud over Bengie

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

He’s coming close to leading the team in HR.

Plus he has awesome hair.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't mind Eli catching Sanchez

as long as Posey catches the other 4 starters…hell, it’s getting tough NOT to like Eli.

by sayheybk on Jun 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

I mean, I wouldn’t mind Eli catching a few random other days as well. The guy has as many homers as Panda, and only plays every five games, for crying out loud.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Posey to be the starting catcher and Eli to be the backup/Jonathan’s personal catcher. Bengie can go fuck himself.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

trade bait for Freddy Lew

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 4, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade Bengie for Fred? I’d dig that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was Posey’s double off the wall?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 4, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was off the hook

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a monster!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes scoreboard

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then some

almost cleared

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Rowand has stayed hot

if by hot you mean making more outs than at bats

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, I just got here. Was Posey’s error a total clank, or was it a tough-ish play?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it was a clank. He at least should have blocked it.

by nofreetime on Jun 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

In-between hop, between his legs

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs more experience at first

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/noted by Bochy & Sabean: Would’ve counted as a passed ball had he been catching

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 4, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

clank

but i don’t think it was a guaranteed play that Huff makes, either.

by sayheybk on Jun 4, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a tough play, I think

it either hit something or did some weird spin thing.

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he wasn’t playing out of position, it was a play that deserved criticism.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jun 4, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL playing out of position

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tough-ish,

but an error without a doubt. Middle hop, and off to the side.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

great inning

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, we won this inning

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres has not been good lately

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 4, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Nobody hit well during the Rockies’ series, and he went 4-6 the game before that.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could be right. My memory could be skewed

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We scored 1 run in the first two games of the Rockies’ series, and Torres hit the walk-off against AZ. ’Nuff said.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh

3.5 games, no biggie

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres has returned back to Earth

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

rowand to hit leadoff

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s on fire.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish that were a joke

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROTATIONLOL HITTING!!!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOLE!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Mole

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY MOLEY!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I was literally in the middle of typing that. Shucks.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY MOLEY!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

SANCHEZ IS ON FIRE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

he ain’t half bad.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez the Manchez

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Jun 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT HACKIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Darnit Panda

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval GIDP

reverse curse please

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, he didn’t, so it technically worked.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT A GIDP!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZZZZZZY!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Woohoo!

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOREEEEEBAYYYYYYY

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZY!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

REEBAY!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZZZ

FUCK YESH

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazzy!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

awesome

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are forgiven, Howie

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

crushed

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

sweet sweet Jazz

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZY!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

“Watch it disappear in the hedge. Whoop.”

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

there was no jazz hands then :(

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

He only does the jazz hands when he sticks the bat head in the dirt.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT'S

why you don’t GIDP Pablo

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

subj

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

love it

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always awesome.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Stanford
LOL CAL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

First round of Regionals

Stanford lost 9-5 to New Mexico
Cal Lost 12-3 to North Carolina

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They both lost their games in the super regionals.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Super Regionals are after the Regionals

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mistake. It is the Regionals.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

double elimination, right?

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Cal vs. Oral Roberts: Scopes Monkey Trial II

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Jun 4, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or… I actually think they each play each other once, then there is a championship game?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Each team is sent to one of 16 regional sites throughout the country. The teams are seeded 1 through 4 by the selection committee, with No. 1 facing No. 4 and No. 2 facing No. 3 in the first round. The teams then proceed in a double-elimination bracket.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sigh

LOL CAL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other Pac 10 teams

Arizona beat Baylor 10-9
Oregon State beat FLA Atlantic 6-4
Oregon beat UCONN 5-3
Washington State beat Kansas State 8-6
UCLA currently leading Kent State 7-0
ASU currently leading Milwaukee 5-1

also, Irvine lost, and Fullerton is losing early in their game

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.tie game. NIce.

Anyone else starting to think that our claim to fame this year is the DP record?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie Molina is undoubtedly the slowest player in MLB history

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

The fans are chanting, Gerald…Gerald…Gerald

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

they been at the well of inebriation

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 4, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

GERALD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

GERALD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

TEE HEE BUSTER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Or, according to the hecklers:

“GEEEEER-AAAAAAALD! GEEEEER-AAAAAAALD! GEEEEER-AAAAAAALD!”

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

WOw, i can’t believe he got a piece of that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

A phrase never directed at me in high school.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

POSE!

You can’t even hope to contain him!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY CRAP

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

AUBREYBOT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT HUFF

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF HUFF PASS

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFFER!

GTFO, Dookie!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT AUBREY HUFF!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOWWWW THAT WAS FAR

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES AUDREY!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

OUT OF THE FUCKING PARK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF GETS HIS FIRST SPLASH HIT!

(Ish.)

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

making sure that Whitey doesn’t get the team lead in HRs.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, that’s still Jazzy.

Uribe (8), Huff (7)

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

True dat.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHITTTT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Offensive explosion!

by nofreetime on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

It's unfortunate that young Gerald isn't ready for the bigs.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap that went far!

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

YES AUBREY!!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to end the inning, Scott. TOo much excitement

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Both CHEEKS

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SCOTT SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to kill it Scott

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

stay hot Scott

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course Rowand quickly grounds out

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

The world continues to turn on its merry way.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But his swing looks good!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

back to reality

LOL rowand

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff workin on jazz hands

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand tried to GIDP, guys. He did his best to live up to our expectations.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

“Bases empty? Ya gotta give me somethin’ to work with!”

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there’s anyone that could find a way to record two outs on one play with the bases empty, it’s him.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

not ready

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey -- Still hitting .500

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

but what’s his OBP

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over. .499!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

.311

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's good

Bochy doesn’t care about walks. Posey is just trying to endear himself to Bochy.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jun 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO LAMEWADS

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jun 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. He hit the fuck out of that.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

First Place?

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 games better in the standings

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought we couldn't score 5 runs

6, on the other hand

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jun 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you guys see

Aubrey’s bat drop? Made me laugh

by JeffWondersWhy on Jun 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

it was like "ouch that bat is SO HOT!"

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Aubrey.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wonder if Pitt is tired..

It’s like 11:30 there

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked that inning

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

It was cool.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Freeze Cam

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

(Burp!) I'm gonna miss that sandwich, it had dingerz

turkey & mont-jack

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I was eating a turkey and havarti sandwich at the same time

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Badass mustache Doumit

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY DURTY!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

'nother donut for doumit

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 4, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey

Maybe that’s why Bengie keeps going 0-fer. Addicted to donuts

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 4, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s also addicted to balls

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

MMM... FPOMin' Donut....

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t decide if I like Sanchez tonight for the way he’s pitched, or hate him for blowing up Posey’s error into a four run inning.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

You like him.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEVIL EYES

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap, that’s scary.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude looks like an inbred from rural Oregon

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serial Killer

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, geez, he’s scary looking.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lord Voldemort?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

His eyes are like pools of darkness, evil radiating from the endless depths trying to turn me to the dark side.

It’s creepy.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freakier than Olli Jokinen

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eyes like Ensenada stormdrains

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like the monster from that new horror movie

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 4, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez that inning:

4 balls, 1 foul, 1 called strike, 3 balls in play

So that’s what it’s like to play us!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

so where are those other sorry mofo’s McCovens tonight?

Out having “fun?”

Out watching hockey? Or the A’s?

That’s sad. Just plain sad. You know whom I’m talking about, you bunch of dangling antecedents.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Hockey’s way over. Pika and I were both watching. So it can’t be that.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing Scott went 3-3 yesterday

Otherwise he’d still be slumping.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

3-3 in batting practice?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I forgot he didn't.

The way everyone talked about it I figured…

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Downs-esque dive

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh. Nice circus catch?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

raise your hand if you thought the game was over when it was 4-0 Pirates.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

both hands!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/raises hand

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hand shoots up, proudly

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

shy raise. Then realized it was the Pirates. Their fans have been in more pain then the giants, but only if you can be in pain after being numb for the last 20 years.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/raises hand

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t think the Giants would score four runs the whole weekend.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raises Hand

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe raised his Jazz Hands.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

\o

Present.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aqui.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

raises warm bottle and eyebrow

sucks

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

present

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Krukow

Stay hot Aaron Rowand. One fucking hit is hot?

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

CONTEXT

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got here guys!

when did we become dingerball wizards

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

INORITE?!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants sacrificed Bowker to the BABIP gods

and are now no longer subject to their whims.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What time did the game start?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

10 PDT

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

*EDT

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s that E stand for. There is only one time zone.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that only applied to October?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zing!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It stands for ESPN. Duh.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

7:00 p.m. of course….now which time zone.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 PM EDT

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Past the Pirates' Bedtime

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOO BABIP

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Solid play.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

For a late start

This game has gone by fast.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

fun!

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Too early

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

what can possibly go wrong? This is the Giants.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Apple-C’s this comment

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s command, not apple!

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Jobs commands you!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are right. At work it is apple though. At home it is command / weird symbol thing.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, actually I would prefer to have that key remain open and closed apple…

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks DICKFACE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you’re not talking to me

You are certainly talking to NiceGuy, who deserves it

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Giant among Angels . . .

would definitely know about the “too early” thing.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eight Outs. MOTHER FUCKER.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

…..This could have many meanings

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing this before the end of the game concerns me.

I am concerned.

/furrows brow

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would it look like if someone furrowed their brow, but had no eyebrows?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re deep, man.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/passes the dutchy on the left hand side

to sfgiants420, most likely.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call it a hunch.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

When’s the last time we hit three homeruns in one game? Pat Burrell is the difference.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently his gamer presence is enough to inspire the Giants hitters.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Rowand stayed hot

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand. He’s so hot right now. Rowand.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Whiteside" is a trending topic on Twitter in SF

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

You know

I really don’t think there’s anything more that Eli and Buster could do to convince management that Molina is completely unnecessary.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Make more money.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

BJ's

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like what Huff supposedly jokingly said when he found out he was getting sent out to left field, “Good, now you all will get to see who is the best athlete on the team.”

by nofreetime on Jun 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HAHA HA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey laughs into his hand

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry for the 109-style comment, but was Posey’s defensive play really bad?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

catastrophic

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see the Giants try to make Posey into a catcher. He might take to that position.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, you're right. I don't know what got into me.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

terrible hop

saw it on MLB Network, was a really difficult play

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

passed ball.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. In-between hop. Took a funny bounce.

by deuce deuce on Jun 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a tough hop

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, slowly hit ball

at the very least he needs to block it.

by nofreetime on Jun 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He actually fielded the ball cleanly but then turned and threw it into the Allegheny River.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I figured, but wanted to hear it from you guys

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty obvious Buster is here to stay. DeRosa played third at Fresno last night, and tonight he’s playing second. If he comes back, it looks like the plan is for him to be a utility player.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Key to the championship!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He played third

he’s flappers played second.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET THE SURGERY

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would it be wrong if I start chanting this in Fresno?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s an idea, Giants management: Give Molina to anybody that will take him and put Posey at catcher.

OUTSIDE THE BOX!

by deuce deuce on Jun 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s assuming DeRosa doesn’t have surgery. He’s hoping to tough it out, but wrist injuries really sap power

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jun 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes, (Giants Pitcher)

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Adios Jonathon

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

this game has suddenly taken an ugly turn.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

but Rowand stayed hot

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BLAME THE GRAPH

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

One GB away!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, the lamewads scored some runs!

what i miss

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

3 dingerz

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy has more confidence in Santiago Casilla than I do.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Losing Pitcher: DJ Tofu

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I am stubborn, as Bork

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are you doing this

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

cuz it makes no difference

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes it does

everything we do makes a difference. This is the internets.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

because I am jinxing the team, or what?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not the jinx that bothers me. It’s that you’re being a dick about it.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I have been too dicky, but if you don’t like the graphics taking up space I can understand.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 4, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/posts once
/receives an overwhelmingly negative response
/posts again
/doesn’t think he’s being a dick

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If a butterfly sneezes in China.....

Wait. If I step on a butterfly in China and then sneeze……

Wait. If I sneeze and a Chinese butterfly flies out of my nose….

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

then the graph spikes when its guts hurl into the future . . . or the past

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, I like to see it when the game is over and not before.

But why the fuck does it matter? We obviously didn’t enjoy you doing this the first time, and doing it again is being a fucking asshole troll.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

point taken. I will be more sensitive.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sends DJ Tofu to sensitivity training

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s really not funny

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain likey

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Pablo grew his hair like this

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked how Kruk said “numbers like Iwamura’s will earn you some bench time.”

LOL

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

not if you play for the Giants

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

“like” Iwamura.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he own us back at home?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just checked

Indeed, Iwamura has a higher OBP than Rowand.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do I have the awful feeling that 6 isn’t going to get it done tonight?

by nofreetime on Jun 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

because a fangraphs was posted.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, joy, it’s Jairo time.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

JAIROBALL

(lol Daisuke)

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

phew!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

GG first baseman

Anyone else been thinking that Posey could make a great SS?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

That's garbage!

Garbage!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol every time you mention this.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the hell is he looking at third for?

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

To see if Pablo was covering the bag?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

because he's stupid

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh brother.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey had no trouble handling Casilla’s 99mph throw to first

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Walker’s a big dude

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

JAIRO!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

no wonder Bochy has confidence in him.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I know Casilla lost the game for us on Tuesday, but I think he’s looked pretty great so far.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs Big mistake by Pablo Sandoval not covering 3B there. As a result, Pirates have tying runs in scoring position.

Also, nice job, Casilla. Way to come back there.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

big mistake there by Baggs doubting Casilla

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm. I didn’t even notice Pablo wasn’t at the bag.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy Joseph, our future shortstop.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Price is Right music?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

THE PRICE IS WRONG

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 4, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy

manages bullpens and doesnt afraid of anything

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Renel- Who has one of the healthies teams in the MLB?
The Giants!

LOL FAT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

they got rid of the injury problems…FLew and Frandsen

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We do! We do!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg, a star?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to make an exception for molina.

Until now

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once a monkey spanking douchebag, always a monkey spanking douchebag

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 4, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s been all a giant scam. he’s been playing us for years just to torture us even more.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I hate the goggles more than him

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC. I think of those every time i hear his name.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY DO NOTHING

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

FASHION STATEMENT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

please do something good Panda

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

You will get nothing and like it.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez is 3-4 tonight. Daaaaaayum.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

batting .365

he ain’t half bad

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDA WAS SAFE

/Jim Joyce

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

/kicked the shit out of it

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 4, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the clock strikes midnight.

by Uncle Russel on Jun 4, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

sit his fat ass

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

/Tyra

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla staying in?

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

No, Mota

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

RACIST

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

{grabs hair and tongue and twists self so that his orange socks fly off}

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

even their mascot looks depressed

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

So… The Pirates’ #3 hitter is batting .247 with 0 home runs?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

they’re almost as good as the giants

by wcw on Jun 4, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking that

isn’t your best hitter supposed to bat third?

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And isn’t he the one who thought he hit the grand slam?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the giants cleanup hitter Molina batting

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should be playing for the Giants

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes, idiot

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Two runs down and Garrett Jones does not want to walk

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Huff

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Sniper!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

HAW HAW

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Huff

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

NEEDS TO BE A DANCING GIF

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota is growing on me

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

K/BB: 9

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA HUFF

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice inning!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s why they brought in Burrell. After Huff kills himself, he’ll take over.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GIANTS PIRATES WAY!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

heart of the order approaching

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I keep waiting for Mota to fall apart. Maybe we’ll get lucky.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Burrell should PH for Rowand.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

not a good move for the defense though.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. If we can’t hold down the Pirates’ 6-9 hitters, we deserve to lose.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this comment

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I just saw Huff's HR

holy. fucking. shit.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH BOOOOOOIIIIII

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did a cool little diddy after the follow through

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flip bat, spit seeds, do a little jig.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was awesome

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the low head, /spit

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry coven bastards out on town while baby sits at home with you sorry gays

loves you all and want Huff to hold him

laughs at self

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you even not speak in 3rd person?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s eating jimsonweed

by wcw on Jun 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Posey

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL POSEY

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT READY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Gerald.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Grab some pine tar, meat

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL POSEY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey Assassin!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I know the Pirates are an old school MLB team, but Pittsburgh doesn’t really deserve an MLB team. The last time that they made the playoffs they didn’t even sell out (of course that wasn’t at the new park, but c’mon).

by nofreetime on Jun 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh. You mean 1992?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you even remember that?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last playoff game at Three Rivers:

1992-10-11 at Three Rivers Stadium with 52929 people in attendance.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sid Breem?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t even crack 53,000? Fuckin’ ingrates.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could have sworn that they didn't sell out some of those playoff games

That last game was a game 7 and yeah it probably isn’t fair to complain about selling out the old stadium since it was huge.

by nofreetime on Jun 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

IDNAWTC

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a little disappointed that we won't get to see Burrell tonight

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

/doesn't mean to tangentially jinx the bottom of the ninth

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, PH for Rowand.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

rowand's batting

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was saying he SHOULD.

I mean, can’t do any worse, and if you’re worried about defense, move Torres to CF and bring in Scheirholtz.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

cries

but not for what you think

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rowand

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott 0-4

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

….best shape of his life
….came out of his slump
….looked good in the batting cage tonight
….no one works harder on his hitting
….first one to the ballpark
….GAMER!

by nofreetime on Jun 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

…..rides bicycle

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

…..into the wall

by geef on Jun 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he's hot, and we hope he stays hot

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick game has been quick

Especially since it was delayed.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s the low outside . . .

never mind

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

.224! season-low for him. on the march to .200…

by gswarriors2006 on Jun 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I will be quite amused if he drops below the Mendoza line and Bork’s still starting him.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

… how would he get back above the Mendoza line without playing everyday?[/bork]

by geef on Jun 4, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how Mao looks like he dressed up as Edward G. Robinson for Halloween.

by Duelling Brandos on Jun 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhh...the Chairman is not in.

the comrades depicted are Ho Chi-Minh and Kim Il-Sung

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

my bad

point still stands about Edward G. Robinson, though.

by Duelling Brandos on Jun 4, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay hot Aaron Rowand

I guess tomorrow we’re back to the dynamic duo of Rowand and Molina.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand heating up slowly…

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like an easy McCutcheon (due up fifth) free ninth.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

CF Andres Torres
2B Freddy Sanchez
3B Pablo Sandoval
1B Aubrey Huff
C Buster Posey
LF Pat Burrell
SS Juan Uribe
RF Nate Schierholtz

Please?

by deuce deuce on Jun 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL You

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LF Huff
1b Ishi

There…better

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Point being, no Molina and no Rowand.

by deuce deuce on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

I am convinced, absolutely convinced, that Burrell is a negative value player when he is forced to play defense.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

only 2 weeks till playing at an AL park.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 4, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that Bowker's down..

My preferred lineup gets a bit weirder. I think we’re treading water until Gar returns, but I’d like to try something crazy like perhaps

Torres CF
Sanchez 3B
Sandoval 1B
Uribe SS
Huff LF
Posey C
Downs 2B
Schierholtz RF

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Sanchez at 2B. It’s important to be strong up the middle.

Torres CF
Sanchez 2B
Huff LF
Uribe SS
Sandoval 3B
Ishikawa 1B
Schierholtz RF

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

Ishikawa is part of your ideal lineup?

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like he’s been bad at the plate this year, and he gives you great defense at first base. His batting line is nearly identical to Downs’ (SSS alert for both), with better SLG, and he plays better defense.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Er. Posey batting 6th and catching, between Pablo and Travis.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If D up the middle is important

Switch Downs and Freddy. I think Downs can handle 3b.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Downs’ defense is at issue; it’s probably his arm. Otherwise, I bet he’d already be considered a 2B/3B and Rohlinger wouldn’t have been getting starts over him.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is mostly inconsequential

Since Renteria’s return will force the Molina issue. I wouldn’t be surprised to see this lineup when Gar comes back:

Torres RF
Sanchez 2B
Sandoval 1B
Huff LF
Uribe 3B
Posey C
Renteria SS
Rowand CF

Obviously I’d prefer Nate over Rowand, but I think the above lineup might actually happen. They can’t get around Molina when Rent returns if they want to keep Huff, Posey, and Uribe in the lineup.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d prefer to see Uribe moving between 2B and SS to make sure that he, Rent, and Sanchez stay well rested.

But that’s moot, since I don’t expect Renteria to stay off the DL for long.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet the Giants are finding a way to give Molina the extra money AND make our future catcher a Super-2. Brilliant.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

They have ALWAYS said they don’t make decisions based on money.

That much, at least, seems to be true.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can’t say that because the union would bend them over and ream them if they did.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frankly though

If Molina is still slumping this bad when Edgar comes back.

I don’t see how they can justify keeping Molina behind the dish when it’ll probably force Uribe out of the lineup.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its all a trick so that when its game seven of the world series, the opposing pitcher will throw rowand a low outside slider that unbeknown to everyone is secretly his wheelhouse. Lure them into a false sense of security and the what not

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

of course

he’ll also have a homosapienic batting stance

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would rather not have a heart attack tonight, Brian Wilson.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

CROSSES ARMS CONFIDENTLY

and is secure that good pitching will beat good hitting.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SON!

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

CANTALOPE!!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by deuce deuce on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT PLAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

EXCITED KUIP TORRES!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENTS!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BOCHY IS A GENIUS!!!!

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God Huff is out

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

And good fielding

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess that’s why you have defensive replacements.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit Torres

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ARREST THAT MAN!

TORRES THE ROBBER!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

RACIST

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Arizona, you would be taken seriously.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They always say

Get put in for defense, the ball will find you.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

except Torres was already in

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops. Never mind

Somewhat misled by “defensive replacement” comments…

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you ask me, that ball did it’s damndest not to get found.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yow

put a cf in right, too

by wcw on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Obligatory STFD

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson looks bored

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

it beats freaked out

by wcw on Jun 4, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yaaaaaaaaaaaaalolpiratesaaaaaaawn

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another reason to like Whiteside . . .

He had Wilson throw two sliders and THEN the fastball. Bengie just puts one finger down constantly.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 4, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

And the fans raise one right back at him.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PIRATES!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Count it, Mangrove.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

..

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

umwat

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bux

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

There it is. Nicely done.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Cedeno

standing there like an idiot

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

JIM JOYCE CALLED HIM SAFE!!!

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

..


"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

CHYEA

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

..

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t even notice Ishi came into the game.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

wooo

Photobucket

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome game.

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

No, Dave

We only had one LOB because of the DPs.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

We interrupt these dancing gifs for this special message:

Great fucking throw by Eli to put that shit away.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

..

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, that’s awesome

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 4, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that’s just awesome.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 4, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A!

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

woo

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m laughing at this much more than I should be.

by deuce deuce on Jun 4, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN!!!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, Smells Like Nirvana is an awesome music video.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 4, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not quite as funny as Fat

But it’s right up there.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

    . . . any other games on . . .

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

The bums are tied at 4 v. ATL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 4, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

a's v twins tied 4 in 9th

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 4, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dbacks pull within 1: 6-5 in the 8th vs. Col

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is what i’m watching

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

“y’know”

- Freddy Sanchez

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 4, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

wanna cut it up and make sum guacaMOLE

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 4, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

   . . . is bored now . . .

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 4, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a fun game

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

No postgame thread?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

No post-game thread?

Or does Grant have to re-write the canned statement he wrote when we all thought this was a 4-0 loss?

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: at the twins blog

pretty entertaining

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Diamondbacks load the bases with 1 out in the bottom of the 8th, and put up back to back strikeouts.

Also, they’ve given up 6 runs on 5 hits.

So much fail.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Bums win 5-4.

Worthless Braves.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaaaand the Dbacks string together a HBP and 3 singles to score two runs.

Dbacks 7, Rockies 6.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Welcome to the SB Nation blog about San Francisco Giants.
Yahoo_full_count

Manager

174246766_ea2fd78204_small Grant Brisbee

Moderators

Sbzito_small Natto

Fawlty_small WalrusMan

Goofus_small Goofus

Howtheyscoredcat_small howtheyscored

Det_7193_small jponry

Authors

09_small JT Jordan

Small steve S

E6dmccicon_small Every6thDay