Bengie Molina traded to the Texas Rangers, Buster Posey freed
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 30, 2010 10:46 PM PDT
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Wow. It’s easy to think of Bruce Bochy and Brian Sabean as one entity -- a single, amorphous, veterophile who will get around to putting some stats on his Apple Newton one of these days. You think of them riding a tandem bike, talking about veterans. Playing on a seesaw, talking about veterans. Having a few sets of tennis, talking about veterans.
It’s obvious to everyone that Bengie Molina’s defense is slipping. His offense, not good to begin with, went so far in the toilet over the last two months that it knocked over Leonardo’s katana rack. But there wasn’t anything you could expect a team to do. Where else are you going to find a catcher this late in the season...
...except this team -- this Giants team of ours -- has a young catcher. He is, oh, one of the top two or three young catchers in the game. He’s ready. It seemed so painfully obvious what need to be done. It was like watching someone complain about needing a new transmission for a Ford Aspire as they polish a new car in the garage. But that single, amorphous, veterophile wasn’t on board. What would happen if the rookie didn’t, I don’t know, bring a mitt to the stadium? What if the rookie didn’t learn any of the pitcher’s names? What if the rookie entered 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 45 into the computer? WHAT WOULD HAPPEN THEN?
Armageddon. Plain and simple. That’s what would happen if a rookie catcher had to catch Tim Lincecum. At least, that’s what the single, amorphous, veterophile who ran the Giants thought. They always finished first in the three-legged sack race because it was a lifestyle to them, not a silly picnic-time diversion. Brianuce Sabocheany. "If you can think of a better way of exchanging long protein strands, I'd like to hear it!"
Turns out that’s not exactly how Bochy and Sabean interact. In the case of the decrepit catcher and the nefarious upstart, it was probably just Bochy who was to blame in the past two months. I knew it was you, Bochy. You broke my heart. And my apologies for assuming Sabean was complicit when he was secretly trying to resolve the situation.
For the last time, the Cliff Notes on how Bochy works: Vinny Castilla was a smoldering husk of a player, but Bochy kept playing him. The GM of the Padres was all, "Hey, did you ever think about not playing him?" And then Bochy was all, "Hey, Poindexter, you gave me these players, so I’ll play the ones I think help the team. If you don’t think I should play a guy, get rid of him." And then the Padres GM was all, "Fine." And Bochy was all, "Fine." Then Vinny Castilla was released, where he was quickly signed by retirement.
I can’t believe that Sabean was willing to decastilla the Giants to make the team better. It’s stunning. I starting screaming "organizational dissent!" last year when Bochy wouldn’t play Posey, but then I got worried I was coming off as a tinfoil-hat wearing goof. I’d like to revisit that stance now. This whole time, someone in the front office -- maybe someone with a goatee and a surly disposition -- was just as annoyed with Bochy’s refusal to play Posey as we were. The only guess as to why Molina was re-signed in the first place is that there’s a difference between "never, ever let Posey catch" and "I’m not sure if Posey’s ready to catch 150 games yet."
As for Bengie, that eulogy was written prematurely, but everything still holds up. Thanks to Bengie. A sincere thanks. I still want to cancel my MLB.tv subscription because I’m scared my cat will jump on my laptop, clicking on a Rangers feed, which would lead to me watching Molina play for five seconds as I fumble for the mouse, and that would be unacceptable. But that doesn’t mean that I don’t appreciate Molina’s popularity in the clubhouse or the work he’s put in with the team. He won the Willie Mac award twice -- that has to mean something, right?
No mind. What news. What a day. From the lowest of lows, to the highest of highs. Well done, whoever made this happen. Well done.
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Posey must have stumbled on those compromising photos of Sabean that have been floating around the dugout.
It’s the only logical explanation.
VAE PVTO DEVS FIO
Buster tastes like you
only sweeter
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
big money had his time and was great a few years back. Thanks but it was time to go
by Montana_Rob on Jun 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah and stuff
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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions
In related news:
Giants team BMI has dropped, though is still above average.
Cellulite down the stretch nerds!
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jun 30, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions
No worries
When we do Cain fer fielder, we will surpass the mean BMI of 30 once again….
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His offense, not good to begin with, went so far in the toilet over the last two months that it knocked over Leonardo’s katana rack.
Classic.
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jun 30, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions
IRL LOL
Then Vinny Castilla was released, where he was quickly signed by retirement.
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by Gobroks on Jun 30, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I too enjoyed this collection of words
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by CB30 on Jun 30, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I as well
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by cornball on Jul 1, 2010 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am nvsfg and I reccommend this comment.
Thanks to whomever on the Giants gave me this early birthday present.
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by gallo del cielo on Jul 1, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
The Grammar Nazi is Howie's Honorary Position
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jun 30, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions
This Is Indeed Addition By Subtraction
Not only has Bengie’s bat declined greatly this year but his glove has too. The Giants lead the NL in wild pitches and Bengie is the primary reason why not the pitchers. Bengie’s ball blocking skills have declined even more then his bat has.
I have no doubt that this move means Posey catches every game not started by J.Sanchez which is a good thing and it is definitely time for the "changing of the (shin) guards".
With regards to the other 7 position player positions i think the positional flexibility of the Giants roster allows them to have in essence eight starters rotating thru seven positions each playing 7 of every 8 games.
I see those eight players as being Sandoval, Huff, F.Sanchez, Uribe, Renteria, Burrell, Rowand, and Torres. I do not see this changing much the playing time for Whiteside, Ishikawa, or Schierholtz.
Oh there it is.
Reason.
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jun 30, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this the one move on which the entire McCoven community can agree?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Jun 30, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
There are really no Molina apologists anywhere on this board
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Sometimes Even I Can Not Resist The "Groupthink" :-)
by giantsrainman on Jun 30, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I really am curious if there’s anyone out there who thinks this is a bad move.
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I was off watching Shutter Island
Why did Fletcher say it was a bad move?
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Reality check: Buster Posey is in a 7-for-48 (.146) slump, and that was without thinking about catching every day. Just sayin. #sfgiants
FREE BUSTER POSEY
Wow
I’ve heard bad arguments but…wow
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Really, it couldn’t be that he had started pressing because he had started to lose playing time?
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by Speedforthewin on Jul 1, 2010 5:48 AM PDT up reply actions
And because he wasn’t playing his natural position?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2010 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions
This as well.
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by Speedforthewin on Jul 1, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions
To counteract this
Buster Posey will never ground out to left field.
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Bengie Molina
Bruce Bochy
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MLBN
BB2N
by Every6thDay on Jun 30, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The poll on 22gigantes had 3% saying it was bad
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Among Us Geeks I Very Mush Doubt That There Is
In the much larger community of casual fans i would not be surprised if the majority thought this was a bad move.
by giantsrainman on Jun 30, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to imagine even casual fans recognize that Bengie only has 3 HR and 17 RBI and it’s July.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Theres always someone
Rustin Hungate
give away a bat for pitching sweet !!!!!morons
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Rustin Hungate sounds like an improbable sex act someone made up and posted on urbandictionary.com
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's see
rustin
someone who thinks he has serious gaming skills in various video games, has people over the time (afraid to be alone), also afraid to go into bape alone
hungate
A member of the 14" and over club.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Did not need to know that
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Case in point: the SF Giants fans on Facebook
Three inches from throwing stats in their face. THREE. INCHES.
it’s bad when you have to pay someone to take a player that you just signed.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
We got a player back
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
another in an endless line of one-and-out relievers
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
how much will it cost us to get rid of Rowand?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
.
At this point, we can only hope that Bochy decides to rotate his remaining 5 infielders and 4 outfielders so everyone gets some playing time. Rowand isn’t going anywhere
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by Speedforthewin on Jul 1, 2010 5:50 AM PDT up reply actions
so?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I wouldn’t call that “value”
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you realize how terrible Bengie Molina is?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Jun 30, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
apparently he is worth 2.5 million to SABEZ not to play
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s fine with me.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
by djp4cal on Jun 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’m pretty sure that getting ANYTHING for Bengie is a pretty big coup.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I was secretly hoping for Vlad...
but…ya know…
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 30, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
They didn’t get anything for him. He’s carrying a suitcase with $2M in it and in return the Giants get a 28-year-old reliever who probably isn’t even good enough to be on the 25-man roster.
I’ll take it!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
“Wait, why are we giving him the money case?”
“Because he’s Big Money.”
“That doesn’t mean he’s qualified to make this transaction.”
“Yes, it does.”
“How’s that?”
“He’s Big Money.”
by Every6thDay on Jun 30, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
That may be unfair.
His numbers are strange, but certainly do not rule out per se the possibility of his being a useful addition.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
To be fair, it’s possible that he’ll be the 11th or 12th pitcher on the staff, and probably will be for a while, just to make it look as though the club got something in return for Bengie. But the last guy in the bullpen is pretty much the definition of “replacement level.” You’re not a good GM if you can’t find something just as good for free on a street corner somewhere.
What exactly was the alternative solution to Bengie Molina? I really can’t get behind this level of kvetching if there isn’t a realistic better-case scenario that you can lay out.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
And I’m not trying to be an attack dog here. Let the record show that in the past, when the idea of dumping Bengie for nothing was proposed, I have been against it.
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/31/1495482/suppose-you-did-get-sabeans-job#38749445
The record stands.
But it really has become increasingly clear that there is no such thing as Molina providing value from the bench, because there is no such thing as Molina on the bench. So one of three things happens: You keep Bengie and watch him start almost every single day, you DFA him and get absolutely nothing in return, or you send him packing for a low-risk, low-reward package.
That last option is the clear winner here. And that’s what we managed.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’m not really angry about this move. I seriously doubt there was a better alternative. But I don’t think we should be fooling ourselves that this was some great coup. Essentially they got the same return as if they’d DFA’d him. That’s fine, sunk cost and all, but normally that’s not supposed to happen with a player you signed five months ago.
It’s a bit early to say that – we don’t know who the PTBNL is quite yet.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well, we're paying the Rangers a lot
And they seem to think Bengie has value. Also, we’ve gotten some decent PTBNL’s in the past. So yeah, I think there’s “some reason”.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
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by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
This IS Sabean we’re talking about here, who – as far as I’ve ever seen – overdelivers to other teams and under-receives. I’d bet another GM could have gotten more value in return for Bengie, like a mid-level reliever, whose K/9 is closer to not sucky…
BUT WHO CARES??? He’s gone! Ba-da-ba-ba-baaaaah….
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
his k/9
has really only been bad this year. And even given that, his career k/9 isn’t bad
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/shows greatgiantfan term 'addition by subtraction'
/shows greatgiantfan term again
/shows self out
by Every6thDay on Jun 30, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/6/12/1515083/you-wonder-if-it-occurs-to-the#39646377
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
dude, Buster was already here. This move is just more of the same. We’re suckers.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
they should’ve just made him the backup and been done with it.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you learned nothing from Castilla?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
For someone who likes to talk about the human element of the game, you sure aren’t acknowledging it here.
Buster was here, but as long as Bengie was here, he was never going to play catcher regularly. And as we’ve seen the past week, with the return of Renteria, Bochy was finding more and more opportunities to sit him.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
that’s a good point, but the players don’t run the team.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Which TOTALLY explains why Buster was starting so many games at catcher. Or, at all.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but Bochy has proven that, as the manager, he cares more about hurting Bengie’s delicate ego than helping the team.
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by Speedforthewin on Jul 1, 2010 5:53 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ding ding ding
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
If you are seen as someone who is disrespectful to established veterans it doesn’t help with the free agent signings. This is like a DFA with benefits.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
"DFA with benefits"
The newest Craigslisting phenomenon.
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The problem with making him the backup is that he has slid so much that Eli Whiteside is now better than him too. Keeping him would be a waste of a roster spot.
Buster Posey: "I'm a catcher." Brian Sabean: "I'm an idiot."
by rxmeister on Jul 1, 2010 4:07 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Buster was not catching. We are in fact gaining that.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes Posey was here, but he wasn’t catching. You know, that position he’s supposed to be good at playing.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
you guys are focusing on the minutia of this deal, but it’s symptomatic/emblematic of an ongoing organizational failure, one that will persist as long as Sabean is running the show.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Please do explain what you mean.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The Giants are a fucked up mess. How’s that?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Factual, but not really to the point.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
But how does recognizing that Bengie has become a problem (finally) and clearing the team of that problem so they can hand the reins over to Buster Posey demonstrate that? Sure, you can argue that they never should have re-signed Bengie in the first place, but the fact that they’re actually showing a willingness to cut bait on Bengie rather than keep running him out there til he gets his 115 games is encouraging.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I see paying to get rid of a player as a major failure. And as a fan, I see the connection between this type of thing and the damn ticket prices.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
FYI: Timmy gets the ticket money, Bengie just got the proceeds from the Ghirardelli stands.
by KrazyKrabMeat on Jun 30, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
“Sprinkle some fries on those CUPCAKES.”
by Every6thDay on Jun 30, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
“I’ll have a small Giant Dog, please”
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 1, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
In The Case Of A Trade With Texas There Really Was No Other Choice
MLB is not going to approve the Rangers taking on salary while still in bankruptcy.
by giantsrainman on Jun 30, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn late typing. That should be trade Schierholtz FOR Scott on the list of rotating 8.
Still wouldn’t mind actually trading Scott, not that anyone would take him.
Let's bring the...
If the FO grasped "sunk costs" . . .
. . . it would be possible. Rowand, to eyes situated farther back from Park-of-Many-Names, could look distinctly useful were it not for his contract. If the FO would bite the bullet and agree to eat much of his salary, he could be moved—maybe even for something worth getting (though that would be a bonus).
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
HA HA HA
If the FO can’t understand the simple statistics found in baseball like OBP, how do you expect them to start understanding economic principles where the statistics and formula get a wee bit more complex? That being said with the new ticket pricing Larry Baer seems to understand supply and demand, maybe the Giants should have him start tutoring Sabean.
by Giant Torture on Jul 1, 2010 4:48 AM PDT up reply actions
The idea behind sunk cost is neither new nor complicated and I would expect more of the ownership group to be familiar with that sort of economic principle than advanced baseball statistics. Because they’re rich. And old.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I would concur with this
if their sunk cost wasn’t taking $2M with him to sink the Rangers.
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by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I think they just demonstrated some grasp of sunk cost
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I agree, but Rowand should still play some games. Ideally, Schierholtz is now starting 5 games a week, and Rowand is worked in for 3 games a week. It’ll probably be reversed, but oh well.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Jul 1, 2010 5:56 AM PDT up reply actions
GRM agrees?!
I need to re-think my position. Maybe this is a terrible move?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my God
The biggest upset in the history of sports blogs!!!
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Nah
If OGC shows up and types “I agree with Grant” and nothing else, THAT would be the biggest upset in the history of sports blogs.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I bet Wilriv21 doesn’t like this trade. He was knocking Posey the other night on Bagg’s blog for striking out in the ninth, while saying all we do is pick on Bengie.
Buster Posey: "I'm a catcher." Brian Sabean: "I'm an idiot."
by rxmeister on Jul 1, 2010 4:04 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't know what I'd do if I saw GRM, OGC, and wil get into a three-way argument where none of the three agreed
I think my head would explode
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Anti Matter Bomb ?
Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
Posey
I have no doubt that this move means Posey catches every game not started by J.Sanchez which is a good thing and it is definitely time for the “changing of the (shin) guards”.
Probably true… and buries the theory that the Giants are going to send Posey back down long enough to NOT be a Super-Two.
"That sort of thing only happens to white people."
- Kirby Puckett joking about the fairy-tale nature of his friend, Cal Ripken Jr., homering in his final All-Star Game
This post had it all.
Ninja Turtles. Simpsons quote. Decastilla’ing. Apple product. Tandem bikes. Sack races. MLB.tv. Lost. The Godfather.
This was clearly an advertisement for the Grant Blog Generator app.
nerdfail
42
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
What? Do you really think I’m that crazy?
(actually, yep… nerdfail big time.)
by KrazyKrabMeat on Jun 30, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It took me about a minute to figure out that this is a Lost thing.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I used to think David Krumholtz was so cool.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s kissed Christina Ricci infinity times more than I have (in terms of multiples).
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Only because he wasn’t a Doctor in Alaska or a Taxi driver in NY.
by KrazyKrabMeat on Jun 30, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m glad they put the 3 in the title, because otherwise I would not have known that the show had something to do with numbers.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
It’s actual the third television show in the trilogy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, typos really kill my jokes.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
If I had just typed the word “actually” correctly, you would all be laughing so hard right now.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
See!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
1 th1nk y0|_| m34n ‘1 4gr33 w1th th1s c0mm3nt’
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I have no doubt
This is a shot across Bochy’s bow. This is BS’s first step in his plan to set up Bochy as the fall guy in his attempt to escape from being fired this off-season.
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
THIS
This morning, I pitched that this was Sabean’s best shot at keeping his job and improving the team.
by Every6thDay on Jun 30, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
my thoughts too
if we steadily decline to the all star break it’ll happen
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Dislikes: Dodgers, Lakers, LeBitch, Celtics, Patriots Dolphins, Phins fans
Adoptive Parent of: Travis Ishikawa, best pinch hitter in the MLB
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jun 30, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
“Hey, Poindexter, you gave me these players, so I’ll play the ones I think help the team. If you don’t think I should play a guy, get rid of him.” And then the Padres GM was all, “Fine.” And Bochy was all, “Fine.” Then Vinny Castilla was released, where he was quickly signed by retirement.
Gold
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
/jealous of retirement’s payroll budget
by Every6thDay on Jun 30, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That's pretty close to what my thoughts were
I’m still pretty shocked Sabean would do this.
I wonder If it signifies a rift in management.
Possibly Bengie was making a fuss backstage and forced Sabean’s hand a bit..
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
by cybermaldonado on Jun 30, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe he was fucking terrible
And someone finally noticed
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
Yeah, I thought of and discarded that notion myself, lol.
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
by cybermaldonado on Jun 30, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
apologies if this is in the other thread (I’m on my phone) but could someone more knowledgeable than me summarize why the he’ll the rangers would want Molina?
Daniel Turpen is a Giant Beaver
by fwoty oz on Jun 30, 2010 10:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
They really have a strong enough offensive team, and they needed an experienced catcher. I think they believe that he is still good defensively.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Because Matt Treanor is their catcher
and Bengie has a better reputation than Treanor, even though they are putting up comparable stats
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
dear God
why does he even play baseball? I’d just stay home and motorboat Misty May all day long.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
what's the deal with Saltalamacchia?
The catcher teams love to trade for? Have they (and everyone) basically given up on him? And I take it Teagarden still hasn’t learned how to hit?
And LOL Rangers for thinking Bengie is better than any of these names.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Saltalamacchia has a Knoblauch-style psychological issue that sometimes messes with his return throws to the pitchers. It started last season and still continues a bit. Otherwise he’s a much better player than Molina and would obviously be strating. Teagarden has always been their Whiteside-style backup, and Treanor was an emergency patch while Saltalamacchia works out his issues. The group hasn’t been a disaster, but I think if you plug in Molina to the rest of the lineup he’s their best option, considering that the Rangers give up essentially nothing.
by Duelling Brandos on Jul 1, 2010 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions
[…] psychological issue that sometimes messes with his return throws to the pitchers
Mackeysasseritis I believe it’s called.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
OOOooooooh yeah, I remember reading about that now. Weird stuff. He’ll like hurl a ball into centerfield and shit.
hmm...for some reason that didn't work
But here’s the relevant story on Saltalamacchia: http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100512&content_id=9994564&vkey=news_t238&fext=.jsp&sid=t238
by Duelling Brandos on Jul 1, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
you would be correct on Teagarden
They sent him to AA. He still can’t hit. The current situation is Treanor and Max Ramirez, and Ramirez was only pretending to be a catcher before, and now he can’t hit either. Molina may be a disaster, but he’s an entirely different sort of disaster.
Then Vinny Castilla was released, where he was quickly signed by retirement.
I believe this to contain humor.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions
are you kidding? we’re the laughing stock of major league baseball
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I want so badly to believe this is chasm territory
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Seems totally serious.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
just connect the dots in this whole Molina saga….goes way back to Pierzynski (shoulda gone with Torrealba)
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
No, you guys, I can totally see it now. I just had to connect the dots.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I see it! The dots form a completely wrong answer!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a sailboat!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
But if you look at the dots through squinted eyes you can see either an old woman or a young, beautiful woman.
And if you hold the dots up to your ear you can hear the ocean!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 30, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
IT'S A CHESS BOARD (extra-large)
TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development
My students love “dot paper” it comes in a triangular type of grid too. When you are 4 and you can’t draw a straight line dot paper is neato!
I introduce to you Eli Whiteside
Starting catcher for your San Fransico Giants.
Bochy once again proves that his head is bigger than his brain and there is nothing Sabean can do to stop him.
B. Molina grounded into double play second to first, B. Posey out at second.....Ron Wotus stabs Bengie with a broken bat as he returns to the dugout.
Bochy and Sabean are seeing who can the fuck the Giants over more.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Hazel Mae says no.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going to make a Whiteside joke, but I assume it’s been thoroughly covered in the 8,000 comment thread jponry made.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going to make a Whiteside joke, but I assume it’s been thoroughly covered in the 8,000 comment threadjponryGrant made.
by Every6thDay on Jun 30, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
even that would be an improvement
TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development
Can the PTBNL
be Fred Lewis
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Dislikes: Dodgers, Lakers, LeBitch, Celtics, Patriots Dolphins, Phins fans
Adoptive Parent of: Travis Ishikawa, best pinch hitter in the MLB
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jun 30, 2010 11:03 PM PDT reply actions
Nah.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Chris Davis
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions
OH FRABJOUS DAY
Calloo, callay, etc.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
It's brillag for sure!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 30, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
This was pretty much the best unbirthday present ever,
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant to type brillig
But my slithy toves are gyring and gimballing crazily
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
dear delorean
I made the very same comment the day LOLina was sent packing via arb. Please to not be jinxing this.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Hold on just a second
According to Baggs:
The Giants are sending roughly $2 million to the Rangers to offset the remaining money owed to Ray and Molina
1. It makes no sense to say that the $2M is going to offset Ray’s salary, since the Rangers have already paid him about $500K this season and the Giants would now be on the hook to pay Ray the remainder of his $970K salary. So, we’re eating $2M of Bengie’s remaining $2.3M in salary.
2. All I can say is that this PTBNL better be fairly decent or BS has been snookered on money again. Certainly Ray is not a prospec that’s worth > $2.4M.
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
I would have accepted a bucket of warm spit in exchange. Sending cash is fine by me. Don’t you realize that Molina is no longer a Giant? DFA would have been fine.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Jun 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You're emotionally involved
This is business. Molina is a marketable asset.
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
Marketable?
Molina isn’t good at anything anymore. I can’t believe one team wanted him.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
I agree with that
I mean in the other thread, someone showed that Molina is not doing as well as Treanor-the guy he is replacing
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Except if you pour a Pepsi on the ground it will run faster than Molina
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 30, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wrecked
And, I was just supporting Fla-Giant’s statement just to do it, but not because I agree with it. Obviously, if the Giants were willing to eat the cost of moving him, the organization didn’t want him on the team anymore. Why they took him back is, well, another stupid move.
by Every6thDay on Jun 30, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS
Molina was pretty much the definition of non-marketable, until Texas got suckered by old stats.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Once again, I say that we’re too close to the situation – most of us hate Molina and would do anything to get rid of him. Other teams would have come knocking at our door for Molina’s services as the season wore on and the pennant races heated up. Molina is a very cheap option for a team that needs a veteran catcher, with playoff experience, that can manage a pitching staff. His offensive stats were horrendous, but will most likely perk up with a move to a hitter’s park and a hitter’s league.
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
Other teams decidedly did not come knocking on Molina’s door this past offseason, and he certainly hasn’t done anything to increase his value so far this year. Frankly, I can’t remember the last time a playoff team made a desperate trade for a replacement veteran level catcher at the deadline.
VAE PVTO DEVS FIO
by Bhaakon on Jul 1, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
rec'd
I don’t know that catchers can’t be marketable at the trade deadline, especially where there is an injury, but given that Molina is horrible defensively and unprintably bad offensively, I don’t think the market would have really heated up much for his services in three weeks or so.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions
They didn’t get suckered! They got him for free! The Giants didn’t get anything more for him than they would have if they’d just DFA’d him.
except bullpen depth and a ptbnl
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I don't understand that people don't get this
bullpen depth and a ptbnl = better than nothing!
There have been some decent PTBNL’s in the history of baseball, including this franchise.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Didn’t Fred Lewis get traded for a PTBNL, only to settle for $75,000 instead?
We’re still talking about Sabean here, not a GOOD GM.
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
no
he got traded for a PTBNL or cash
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Marketable?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s handsome in a fat way.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
What?
Even Molina admitted (bitched) that there was no market for his services in the offseason.
"Matt Cain's better at this than I've ever been at anything in my life. He's better at this than you'll ever be, at anything. Matt Cain has a gift. He has a gift, and when you acknowledge that, then maybe we will have something to talk about."
You are wrong
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Don't over-analyze this deal
MOLINA… He gone!
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
I think it has to do with the ownership situation
But I would imagine the PTBNL should be decent.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Baggs Missproke
The $2M is to cover the difference.
by giantsrainman on Jun 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie is making $4.5M this year, which means he has about $2.25M left. Ray has about $500K left, so to offset the salaries they should be sending about $1.75M, which is close enough to $2 million that I’m sure that’s what Baggs meant.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
This seems reasonable.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Why would the Rangers need to offset Ray’s remaining salary? He’s not on their payroll anymore. The Giants will be paying his remaining salary. The $2M going to the Rangers is to cover the ~ $2.3M that will be owed him by the Rangers. I imagine this was the only way that the Rangers thought the deal would be approved by the MLB front office. The Rangers are borrowing millions of $$$ from MLB to stay afloat while they try to sell the team. Since the Giants are bending over backwards to accommodate the Rangers, the PTBNL should be fairly decent, and should be named when the Rangers are sold and the MLB FO is out of their hair.
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
The point is that the Rangers don’t add payroll, so you take the difference between their salaries and the Giants pay it.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
this
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
But they’ve picked up Molina’s incentives, haven’t they? That’s a non-trivial sum of money.
by sarf_london_niner on Jul 1, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
only if he meets them
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I hate that guy more than I ever hated Bengie
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 1, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Yep… He pretty much embodies the image of a douchy toolbag. His only redeeming quality is that he is slinging Hondas.
by KrazyKrabMeat on Jul 1, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Texas Rangers = bankrupt
Hasn’t this been covered?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
CIA MAN!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY! YOU ARE FREE BUSTER!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 30, 2010 11:11 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
use a subject line
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This is the last one...
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 30, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Jimmy Fallon is terrible.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think I’m the only person on the planet who likes his show.
I don’t know why. I recognize that he’s a total hack, isn’t original, or really funny at all…
but I like his show. And the Roots.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 30, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man, when I have to digitize one of his tapes at work it’s like getting a comedic waterboarding.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I must be one of four people (me, Tina Fey, Lorne Michaels and Jimmy Fallon) who think Jimmy Fallon is funny. His problems on SNL are legend, but his “Best Of” really shows that he helped SNL go on its next run of pretty-darned-goodness.
by Every6thDay on Jun 30, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I laugh. I don’t know why.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 30, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I give him a pass because of:
1. Co-reviving Weekend Update.
2. “Man in the Box!”
3. Adam Sandler on Celebrity Jeopardy impression because I really thought that was Adam Sandler for the first couple of minutes.
by Every6thDay on Jun 30, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Acceptable.
I’ve chosen to agree with you.
It’s you, me, and NBC against the world!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 30, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Count me in this number
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 30, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Jimmy
Didn’t he also do the Mick Jagger, “I’m pointing at you!” bit? That was priceless.
"That sort of thing only happens to white people."
- Kirby Puckett joking about the fairy-tale nature of his friend, Cal Ripken Jr., homering in his final All-Star Game
You're not the only person on the planet who likes his show.
You’re just the only person on the planet who realizes he’s a hack and still likes his show.
"I feel ten feet tall right now...and strong as an ox!"
He’s actually good in Almost Famous. In every other thing he’s ever been in, he’s bad.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
They are in for a surprise.
The move gives the Rangers much-needed depth at catcher, as Texas backstops have combined to hit .212 with seven homers and 30 RBIs this season.
Clues
LOL
inflating Molina! “I’ll take, ‘Unnecessary Actions’ for $500, Trebek”.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll take "the rapists" for $400
and then a helping of “anal bum cover”
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
They’ll get used to seeing a lot of RBIs from the backstop when Bengie lets more wild pitches go all the way back to it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Molina will hit better in Texas. It’s a launching pad, and he probably won’t be starting as much as he did in SF. He’s not going to turn into an All-Star, but his numbers should jump up as long as he’s healthy.
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
Hilariously, Arlington actually has the exact same park factor as AT&T
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Favorite Bengie triple moment
Had to be when Kruk’s astonished reply included this gem: “I just lost my house!”.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
/slowly rubs chin and remembers how much I wanted Fred Lewis traded
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 30, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree, but for different reasons. He’ll be hitting 8th or 9th on a good offensive team, meaning he’ll have more opportunity for RBIs. Being as Bengie has been more and more a singles hitter, that’s the only offensive boost you can hope for. But on the upside, Bengie and Guerrero can have fun talking about how to hit balls a foot out of the zone.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Jul 1, 2010 6:01 AM PDT up reply actions
he probably won’t be starting as much
Simply playing less ought to help Bengie’s offensive ratios at this point.
"That sort of thing only happens to white people."
- Kirby Puckett joking about the fairy-tale nature of his friend, Cal Ripken Jr., homering in his final All-Star Game
Rangers are getting a new C for nothing, and getting an overpaid walk machine off their books for their pending sale.
by KrazyKrabMeat on Jun 30, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I leave for two hours, and see that somehow 800 more comments were posted.
Should have figured half of them involved swooning over chicks and food…
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Chicks? I thought it was just one chick.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 30, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, who broke the site?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Am I the only one who thinks that looks like Obama?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s been mentioned before.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you think maybe he got through school as a 404 Error model?
by KrazyKrabMeat on Jun 30, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
If that got him through Harvard, sign me up.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Sabean is being held hostage by a llama!
<img src=“”http://media.photobucket.com/image/llama hostage/camelette/llama-obey.jpg?o=1" target="_blank">
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This is my second season of attendance...
I still don’t understand llama references…
someone please explain?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 30, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
http://twitter.com/mybossdidthis
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
Well I’ve been here five seasons, and I think I missed the origins of the Susan reference.
by non sequitur on Jun 30, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
McCovey Chronicles: Just go with it
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
ask, and it will not be vouchsafed you
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Im trying to figure out if this is sarcasm or what
David Page
I hate this trade I like benign
Also, this is probably the best Facebook post I have found thus far:
Hassan Shami
Fuck all u giants fans he will be missed the giants pitchers are nothing with out him time will time
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 1, 2010 12:21 AM PDT reply actions
Brandon Ferrigno
wtf y the hell they get rid of him he was one of the power hitters n a great catcher yyyyy to da gay rangers blah come on giants
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Two Pokemon first names!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 1, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Unbelievable, really
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
I just realized
My ticket stub from Tuesday’s game (first time I’ve been to the phone booth since 06) is now one hell of a souvenir. THE END OF AN ERA!
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
YA BUT I GOT A ‘THANKS BARRY SIGN’ AND A RIBBON FROM 762!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 1, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m happy but I can’t imagine this will sit well with Bochy. Yea Posey over Molina is a definite upgrade but we can easily trot this crap out:
C Posey
1B Sandoval
2B Sanchez
SS Renteria
3B Uribe
LF Burrell
CF Rowand
RF Huff
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
Aw, you think Bowker will get another chance
That’s adorable!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
they'll ditch a reliever after leaving Colorado
Independence Day — Bowkermania!
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I know this is probably what will happen, but I am hoping for this:
Cf Torres
2b Sanchez
1b Huff
ss Uribe
lf Burrell
c Posey
3b Sandoval
rf Schierholtz
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Jul 1, 2010 6:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm on my fourth straight episode of Community tonight.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Slaters hotter, but I’m team Britta
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 1, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Annie smokes both of them.
And she at least looks like she’s my age too, so that help.s
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
by baetown415 on Jul 1, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Swoon alison brie
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Paintball episode is my fav by far.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Jul 1, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah that is the first one I ever watched. Hella funny.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 1, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
You can do a lot of things with Priorty Registration…
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I have met Joel McHale.
More than once too.
LOL TEXAS
TimCowlishaw Molina deal is big for Rangers. Have thought that was biggest need all year. Teams don’t win with inexperienced catchers.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
They don't win with catchers with .644 OPS, either.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
dumb commenters are dumb
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Someone tweet him back, “why?” and watch him squirm
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Matt Treanor is 34 and in his 7th season in the bigs. So if all they need is experience then they already have that.
WS Champs with starting catchers under the age of 30 since 1998:
1998 Yankees (Posada)
1999 Yankees (Posada)
2000 Yankees (Posada)
2002 Angels :( (Molina)
2005 White Sox (Pierzynski)
2006 Cardinals (Molina)
2008 Phillies (Ruiz)
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
OT: Just an FYI for people that are interested in Twilight: http://www.chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html
It’s basically a link depicting what will happen in the next installment of the Twilight saga and i definitely lol’d
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yea, and it's all TRUE
so at this point, i’d want them to come out with the movie, because i’d really like to see them try and make it, Kristen Stewart pregnant? Taylor Laugtner falling in love with a baby?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
In a moment that demands to be shown on the silver screen, Edward gives Bella an emergency C-section with his fucking teeth.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
WT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I also took note that Edward fucks Bella into a bloody and bruised state of unconsciousness… and then she comes back for more.
Because the first concussion-riddled pounding wasn’t enough to get pregnant.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I also took note that Edward fucks Bella into a bloody and bruised state of unconsciousness…
Wait, you mean this isn’t normal?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
What the fuck.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I had to laugh at the whole article, i truly lol'd at every moment
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Wrong movie, this movie has “fucking teeth”
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Teeth was a fucking awful movie.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Do I even want to know?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
No.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Never saw it, the preview was hysterical though.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
If you're a man.
My girlfriend at the time LOVED it.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Women should hate that movie more than me.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
And I really, really, really hate that movie.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
To elaborate, I don’t know why any woman would enjoy watching a young woman get raped once by her boyfriend, then finger raped by her gynecologist, then drug raped by some acquaintance, and fantasy raped by her half-brother. The eventual conclusion: have sex with EVERYONE who insults you, because you can use it as a weapon.
Not an insulting movie at all.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Just by that description alone, I hate the movie.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
and here I had assumed
it was one of the great art house films of all time. LOL ME
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL YOU INDEED
i don’t want to be around a woman ever, i’ll stay single for the rest of my life now
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I just don't even wanna know...
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
What the actual fuck?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Have you not seen that movie? or even heard of it? it's fucked up
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I have no interest in the Twilight movies and have not read any of the books. Nor do I want to, especially after that plot synopsis.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
nevermind :) i'm an idiot sometimes
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I completely, 100%, agree with this comment
"By the time I turned twelve, the Dodgers made me vomit." - Joey Margolis, Last Days of Summer
by Prussian Creole on Jul 1, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
My friend told me all about it. It’s the most fucked up piece of shit I’d ever heard of.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
how in the hell are they going to do a movie for it
OH MY GOD, KRISTEN BELL IS GONNA BE PREGNANT AND DYING!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I have no idea. All I know is that I want to laugh at the poor, misguided souls who will line up for 12 hours just to see it.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Could we camp out at the theater across from the Twilight line to make fun of them? I would totally join you for that.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I'll bring the beverages and pizza
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Graham will bring the muffins.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll bring the hard alcohol and the stern condemnation of all things Twilight.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I support this move
"By the time I turned twelve, the Dodgers made me vomit." - Joey Margolis, Last Days of Summer
by Prussian Creole on Jul 1, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I got that covered.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
DON’T DO IT! THEY ENJOY THINGS THAT BITE!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife and her sisters are obsessed. Me and my brother in-law where banned.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife and her sisters are obsessed. Me and my brother in-law where banned.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't wait, this might be the only one i'll see
because then i want to just laugh at every portion while everyone is like “OMG BELLA NOOOOOOOO”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m probably gonna find a way to sneak into the theater and then try to piss people off.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree, it’ll probably happen VERY quickly
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah. And if I see Edward sparkling, I’m probably gonna yell, “STOP SPARKLING YOU FREAKIN’ PANSY YOU’RE A VAMPIRE NOT SOME GUY PLAYING WITH GLITTER AT A CRAFT STORE.”
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
AND STOP KNOCKING YOUR CHICK UNCONSCIOUS, WHILE HAVIN SEX WITH HER, WTF DUDE
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
HE HASN’T GOTTEN LAID IN OVER A HUNDRED YEARS, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM HIM.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I DIDN’T EXPECT HIM TO KNOCK HIS CHICK UP!!!!!! SHES TOO YOUNG!! AND NOW SHE HAS A VAMP BABY INSIDE HER!! HEZ KILLIN HER OH NOEZZZZZ, EDWARD, QUICK TO THE C SECTION
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ZOMG THE BLOOD GET THE BABY OUT O NOES EDWARD DON’T THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
NOM NOM PLACENTA
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
QUICK EAT THE PLACENTA BEFORE IT ATTRACTS TEH WOLVES!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
LOVE TEH PLACENTA
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
AHHHHHHHH JACAB LIKES THE BABY!! HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH A BABY, PEDOPHILE!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
SOMEONE CALL CPS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
what the fuck are these little girls gonna think?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
WAIT HER DAD IS CPS, CALL MAURY! OR JERRY!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
EDWARD CULLEN YOU ARE THE FATHER
OH FFFFFFUUUUUUUCKKKKKK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry
but the above string of comments needs to be put into a script and shouted in the theater.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Hey, Pika, you down with meeting up to see Breaking Dawn and pissing people off with the above comments?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
let's do it, i'll be in the bay area
next year, since i’m coming home for grad school hopefully, so i’m gonna be in the SAN JOSE area i think
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Nice. I’ll still be in East Bay by then so we should definitely do this.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF you and PiKA hanging out again without me???
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You can come.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Woo!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
HOWIE, GET YOUR ASS TO THE THEATER
SO THEN YOU CAN STOP BRINGING THIS UP
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Well, they need a Bella…
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
And I do already have the prosthetic baby belly….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Allllrighty, i’ll pay for the popcorn, sound good?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m a cheap date. Save yourself the money on the popcorn. I just need a pack of junior mints and a laser pointer.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Air horn acceptable though?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yes.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
3 laser pointers, one witheach of the following tips: Wolf, Vampire, Baby
That way you can re-enact the whole movie.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
LETS DO IT
are we actually serious about this? haha
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL
I have no idea, since it’s over a year into the future. But if y’all are serious, I am definitely in.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck it, i’m down, we’ll just bring this up in a while, i mean, someone’s going to remember
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’ll send a reminder to myself or write myself a note on Facebook or something.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, i think you can do that
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Alright, I just wrote a note on Facebook to remind myself about it. I’d tag you in it, but I don’t think we’re friends there, lol.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
well, i think i have 3 guys here who i’m friends with on facebook, Graham, HOwie, and heimy
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ahah, okay. I can look for you in the MCC group or something, if that’s cool with you.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
doesnt matter to me, i mean, i dont even care, honestly if i’m going to an McC meeting it’s only right if people knew my name, so screw it, it’s andrew gutierez, so whatever
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
alright. I just added you.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT YOUR NAME IS AWESOME
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 1, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL. Pseudonym, dude.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMMIT
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 1, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahahah. You can add me if you want to, though.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, its a year away and no. The 13 year old girls will maim you if you do that.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, 13 year old girls will be in
for the show of their life if they show everything
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I think I can tell 13 year old girls to STFU.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Umm, I was dragged to the harvest moon premiere, these 13 yo are HORMONAL! I also like the ones that are I can’t wait to find out what happens…I was all umm read teh fucking book!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL, I was a 13 year old girl once. I can tell them to chill.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
we were all 13, BUT YOU!!!
YOU were a 13 year old GIRL
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Wait, you’re a girl? FUCK, now I can’t respect you.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, I suggested the whole thing and I just LEFT the Bay Area.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Until forever maybe. I’ll be back for the month of August but who knows where I’ll end up for internship/residency. I don’t even get to choose; a computer program will choose for me.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
WHAT IF THE COMPUTERS TAKE OVER THE WORLD? HOW WILL I GET A RESIDENCY THEN?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I DON’T WANT TO THINK ABOUT A WORLD FULL OF XANTHANS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
DUDE YOU BETTER BE BACK WHEN THIS MOVIE IS RELEASED
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
IF I’M IN THE BAY AREA I’M SO THERE!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
GOOD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
NOW THE RESULTS OF THE LIE DETECTOR, BELLA WHEN ASKED ABOUT AN AFFAIR WITH JACOB, YOU SAID “NO I DIDN’T SLEEP WITH HIM” THE RESULTS ARE IN AND THE RESULTS ARE THAT YOU IN FACT DID SLEEP WITH NOT ONLY JACOB BUT ALSO JACOB’S WOLF FORM OVER 100 TIMES!!!!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
OH SHIT EDWARD’S GONNA RAGE
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s killing her softly with his abusively violent sex and bloodthirsty freak-seed.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHA.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
So here’s my question. When he’s shaking hands with mortals, giving them a hug, whatever, does he shatter their bones and so forth? Why does he only explode with supreme violence when in coitus? Is it the launching of his freak-seed? When he sneezes, does he knock down houses?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
No, he just freezes their hands.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
THEY TURNED NICKI REED SO THEY COULD HOOK UP.
/IS A MINOR FORM OF PROSTITUTION, SEX TRADING
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
While my wife and her sister’s where entertaining the thought of bringing us to the premiere (they were going to hold out) we threatened to bring a air horn and/or a small bull horn
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha, nice. And now I’m tempted to bring a vuvuzela.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, should do that!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
DO IT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
do it, i have an air horn here
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Its [probably easier if I just buy one!
Also, I did the air horn thing at my HS Graduation while my dick weed vice principle/truancy officer was talking about himself. It got a huge applause.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
+109
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope you mean Kristen Stewart and not Kristen Bell.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 1, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
oops, sorry, i got BELLA and KRISTEN STEWART so confused, yea, you're right
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I would watch it if Bell was in it. she is TEH HOT
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed. /has a girl crush on Kristen Bell
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
she's pretty but
her lack of lips disturbs me
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
I’ve had a crush on Kristen Bell since Veronica Mars and I still wouldn’t watch Twilight.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 1, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I just read that summary… rather twists my concept of went on in that series. I would watch this movie.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I agree, that’s why i would see ONLY this movie
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
well
you should probably pray for me then, cause i’m pretty much being forced to go watch Eclipse tonight
I am so, so sorry, dude.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Front Page on Yahoo's MLB
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 3:01 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
rec'd
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by Speedforthewin on Jul 1, 2010 6:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Also:
Giants traded Bengie Molina because Buster Posey (above) has proven he’s ready to be the everyday catcher.
by kdl on Jul 1, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions
He’s ready to be a major league catcher because he’s been a major league catcher.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 1, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m sure they’ve been observing/working with him on catching before games and so forth. Maybe they just finally ran out of things for him to prove.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!
by shahbazi3 on Jul 1, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So dreamy.
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
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fuck. yes.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Bengie - thanks for the mammaries!
/layup
"Matt Cain's better at this than I've ever been at anything in my life. He's better at this than you'll ever be, at anything. Matt Cain has a gift. He has a gift, and when you acknowledge that, then maybe we will have something to talk about."
by otis29 on Jul 1, 2010 6:03 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
It’s too bad that Bengie had to leave the team like this, but it was necessary. If he left after last season, he would have gone down as a good giant. oh well.
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He’s still a good Giant. Not his fault the Giants presented him to us as a Cleanup Hitter™. I call it Pedro Feliz Syndrome.
point taken
but these last 2 months on his stay definitely leaves a bitter taste in the mouths of Giants fans
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by Speedforthewin on Jul 1, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions
It's morning and I had to check to make sure this wasn't a dream
Don’t fuck with me Bud!!!!!!!!!!
I was busy last night and missed all this … when I saw the front-page post, I really thought it was some kind of perverse July Fools’ Day prank.
Wow, wow, wow. I can’t believe it Sabean actually let him go. And Chris Ray used to be able to pitch a little! He could actually help out in the bullpen.
I’m just surprised the Giants got anything back.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on Jul 1, 2010 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Shift-AYYYY
I have been AWOL for the last 24 hours and didn’t hear the joyous news til I picked up the paper this morning—which, because I live in Dallas, is the DMN. And their article is pretty milquetoast: Rangers pick up some catching help etc. Considering the hold put on the Rangers sale to the Greenberg/Ryan group, they haven’t really been able to swing a big deal right now despite their excellent season—they would probably have already traded Scheppers and others for Oswalt, but the team sale is all tied up in the courts. So low-impact, low-money moves like the Molina trade are all their reduced to.
And despite all my personal annoyance with Molina, this is a good fit for him, with an offense that can easily put up 6 or 7 runs a game and where he’ll never get within squatting distance of cleanup. As for Ray, he’s been a mystery for the past year and half, but he’s a worthwhile risk and definitely still a viable ML reliever.
I’ll give a big WOOO! for this. The only sucky part is that now I have to deal with him for my local team, even though I don’t care much about the Rangers.
by Duelling Brandos on Jul 1, 2010 6:56 AM PDT reply actions
"all they're reduced to"
stupid fat fingers, stupid grammar.
by Duelling Brandos on Jul 1, 2010 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Can we start speculating on the PTBNL?
I saw one of the talking heads somewhere mention it will likely be a “mid-tier” prospect.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 1, 2010 7:10 AM PDT reply actions
I would LOL so hard
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Great rejoicing!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Glad to see him go
but reluctant to exult until I see him sweating in Arlington.
I’m more than happy to see the worst catcher in baseball finally leaving, but is this something to celebrate, really? He should never have been batting cleanup. He should never have been given more money in one year than better catchers were given for two over the winter. He really shouldn’t have gotten an incentive clause based on starts that would have paid him exactly as much as he got last year. He never should have been a reason to move the two best catching prospects the Giants have had since moving from NY to corner IF positions.
Paying him to play in TX is sort of the final insult in a long series of insulting moves. It leads to Posey catching (sure hope the swarm isn’t assuming too much there), but it sure would have been nice to have Posey learn whatever he needed to learn without wasting time at 1B. Or in Fresno, since there probably would have been 5,000 less wild pitches this season had Molina not been waving his mitt at them.
I guess it’s possible they see this as a white flag trade after the epic homestand, ironically improving the team by thinking they are blowing it up.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
How does he even have a job?
Expanding on a point from an earlier column, Olney writes that rival general managers consider Brian Sabean the most difficult GM to trade with simply because they can’t get him on the phone. According to Olney, many GMs contact assistant Bobby Evans rather than Sabean, since the Giants GM doesn’t return calls.
I saw that in the “earlier column” and my kersploded. Are you serious? Our GM doesn’t return calls from OTHER GMS?!?!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Susan hasn’t shown him how to use his cell phone.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
SUSAN!!!
Every time I try to make a call, the garage door opens!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jul 1, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
IRL LOL
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jul 1, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just going to post this
My positive spin is that Bobby Evans tries to keep Sabean away from the phones so he doesnt do stupid shit
this is just 4th person
but a FOAF works for the Giants and said last year Sabes just mailed it in… busy with new kid, etc..
TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development
Apparently not a new thing this year
Jeff (East Bay, CA)
KLAW – how upset should Giants fans be regarding the news that Brian Sabean doesn’t return the phone calls of other GMs. This is as ridiculous as I think it is, right?
Klaw (1:20 PM)
It’s not new. It’s been that way at least since I was with Toronto.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
maybe “fuck work, let’s drink” happens even more frequently than we’d thought…
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jul 1, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe Sabes is just not that into them! If a GM wants to call, he’ll call!
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 1, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll still miss Bengie.
He had a hell of a 2008 season IMO.
But I’m really, really ready for Buster.
LOL Rangers
Via Fangraphs
Bengie ranks 82nd of 90 catchers in the aforementioned defensive rankings, at -2.5 runs already this season
they just traded for a tutor.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions
dude with all the one run loss games we have had this year.
That shit will come back and bite us in the ass.
summary of thoughts?
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
He said that Bengie was a terrific Giant and produced as a cleanup hitter when the Giants had no better options, that he was a team leader and caught/mentored a two-time Cy Young winner. He said that it’s hard to say a bad word about Bengie but that the trade accomplishes one thing, which is to remove the young starters’ ability to choose who catches them. It’s the organization’s way of saying, “We’ll choose who catches you.” He said if he had to put forth an educated guess (but a good one), Whiteside will catch Sanchez and Lincecum and Posey will catch the other three.
They could be Giants...but not really.
I don't get it.
Why would the front office need to trade away Bengie to keep the pitchers from choosing their catcher? What does this say about what the front office must think of Bochy? I mean, it is up to the coach who starts not the players and if it isn’t this way there are some real issues in that clubhouse.
On one hand, I imagine Cain and Lincecum have significant clout among the players in the clubhouse. OTOH, do any of us really believe that Bochy wouldn’t have started Molina regardless of what the pitchers wanted?
They could be Giants...but not really.
I dunno. Everything we’re hearing makes me wonder how much sway individual players have over the starting lineup. If that’s the case, then could Bochy be losing control of the team?
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by Speedforthewin on Jul 1, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm surprised that Kuip would say this
if he didn’t believe it to be the case. Kuip seems to be a no-nonsense straight shooter. Kruk on the other hand seems a lot more willing to push out whatever the party line is.
I have heard Tim’s dad on KNBR many times praising Molina, so there may be something to Tim not wanting to pitch to anyone other than Molina.
It is hard to tell without knowing what is really going on in the front office and the clubhouse.
Lincecum will get over it.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Made me wonder if Lincecum has some sort of problem with Posey
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Hopefully, Lincecum doesn't have a problem with better run support
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
And more space in the dugout
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I wonder if it’s a comfortability thing. The other troubling question is if the public questioning of Buster’s catching skills by management led to doubt about his ability call a game in the clubhouse.
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by Speedforthewin on Jul 1, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Timmy may just like routine. This is the dude that’s been wearing the same hat for what? Two years now? Except when he’s required to wear one of the alternate caps.
Bengie Molina is a sweat-stained hat.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
team sport; if Timmeh thinks he runs the show, he better think again.
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
I missed the first few minutes, but it sounded like Murph was bemoaning the homestand and Kuip went on a lecture. Said that it was a long season and it wasn’t even the ASB, that the Giants aren’t the Yankees who start the season at the top of their division and stay on top the rest of the way, that it’s bound to be an up-and-down ride and we’re supposed to enjoy it, this is the down part and it’s not fun, but this is not a bad team and they’re only 5 games out, blah blah…
They could be Giants...but not really.
He got on Murph and said that the Dodgers sweep wasn’t fun for anyone. “You think it was fun to look over and see Vin Scully with a smirk on his face? You think it was fun to see Charlie Steiner giving us a thumbs up? Thumbs up FOR WHAT?”
He said it was time for the team to kick some ass, and that a new season begins in Denver. And anyone who doesn’t believe that should go home now.
They could be Giants...but not really.
But Merope, do you believe? Because if you don’t believe, then Kuip will go over to your house and lecture you too!
They could be Giants...but not really.
Yeah, don't you know that there is "MAGIC INSIDE"?
Don’t you trust the magic? Shame on you!
I love Kuip (and Kruk)
But the possibility that this team overachieved to this point in the season never enters their mind. It’s not even a remote possibility. Regardless of 5 straight seasons of abysmal offense, and regardless of a pitching staff that is overachieving for the second straight season.
The Dodgers, a team that came into AT&T having lost 6 of their last 9 on the road and 11 of their last 15 overall, DOMINATED the Giants for 3 days. That’s some f’d up stuff right there.
Maybe that makes me part of the lunatic fringe, but I swear I’ve seen this movie before.
"Matt Cain's better at this than I've ever been at anything in my life. He's better at this than you'll ever be, at anything. Matt Cain has a gift. He has a gift, and when you acknowledge that, then maybe we will have something to talk about."
It’s not even a remote possibility
What is the point of K&K conceding the Giants have overachieved? Los Gigantes are at this point, by luck or otherwise, and should capitalize by making good decisions. Good decisions. Good decisions.
This Arguement Is Ridiculous
This homestand is a very small sample size. Making this argument just proves that you only see what you want to see and only accept any evidence that supports the views you already have.
by giantsrainman on Jul 1, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Then again, taking a single argument from Otis and extrapolating that into an all-encompassing opinion about him sounds pretty limited too.
by younghutch on Jul 1, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Ouch
Here’s something for that wicked burn
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
We’d continue to see the contingent of third baseman Juan Uribe, shortstop Edgar Renteria, second baseman Freddy Sanchez and first baseman Pablo Sandoval. Since this foursome has begun appearing regularly, the Giants have gone from breathing down San Diego’s neck to fourth place in the division. Bochy might want to consider employing the infield that was in place when the Giants were thriving, featuring Huff at first, Sanchez at second, Uribe at shortstop and Sandoval at third.
BORK
Edgar Renteria, of all things, is not the reason why we went 1-5 in this homestand.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Yeah, but I hate his FPOM
It is a contributing factor.
Edgar Renteria on the homestand
.214 /.313/.214
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
SSS And Thus Meaningless To Even Mention
by giantsrainman on Jul 1, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Makes sense in the context of the home stand (which is what they were talking about).
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
Juan Uribe this home stand
.222/.263/.444
The entire team was pretty bad.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Well, yeah
But the implication was that Renteria had a good homestand, which he didn’t.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
I don't think so
I think the implication was more along the lines of “the whole team was pretty bad this home stand, so singling out any individual player, especially one who has been productive overall this season is unfair”
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Edgar Renteria, of all things, is not the reason why we went 1-5 in this homestand.
That “of all things” is pretty clear to me.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
meh
I don’t read it that way
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Of all the things that went wrong with the Giants last week, Edgar Renteria is not THE reason why we went 1-5 this homestand.
Hope that is clearer. I’m sorry, English is my 2nd language after all.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Man.
The Rangers are the only franchise who like veterans more than the Giants, huh? Santiago, Vizquel, Molina… it’s where old (REALLY old) Giants go to die.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
is that like Notre Dame? Where allegedly great football prospects go and never be heard of again?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
or like the Raiders
where old Al never dies.
… wait, that’s not right.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jul 1, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2010 8:43 AM PDT reply actions
CJ Wilson Tweets about his new teammate
@keithlaw @robneyer he’s not THAT slow! (is he?)
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
and KLAW fires back again
@str8edgeracer I’m not saying Molina is slow, but when he runs to first we time him in eons.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
CJ Wilson is str8edgeracer?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
What the heck happened to Boy George?!!
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Jul 1, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
as I posted last night
Bengie’s all out running speed to first base is 5.3 seconds, and is roughly equivalent to a 7 second 40 yard dash. These numbers are off the charts. I have tried to find information on the alltime slowest runners, but there is little hard data. Ernie Lombardi is thought to have been the slowest, but I think he got a lot of attention because he was a very good offensive player in spite of his slowness. In fact, he won two batting titles. He hit more triples than Bengie, but fewer doubles. A 2005 report suggested he might have been the 10th slowest in the majors at that time. He has certainly slowed considerably since then. Obviously the longer the career, the slower the player will become.
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
His slow jokes really need work.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
CJ is one of my favorite Twitterers/Tweeps/whatever you call them. He’s hilarious.
by kdl on Jul 1, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the memories, Bengie...
It was fun/funny while it lasted. You complimented Timmy well over the past 2 years. Sorry for all the fat jokes.
Oh yeah…note to Sabean: Please let the Rangers’ “Player To Be Named Later” be Vladimir Guerrero or Josh Hamilton.
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
He did say nice things about Timmy well, didn’t he?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Sorry guys.
But aren’t these deals contingent on the players involved passing physicals? I don’t know, maybe Bengie can pass his?
Hey, if the Mole and DeRosa passed theirs anything is possible.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I am too nervous
having been scarred by all the reports of the Mets signing him last winter.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks Bengie for what you did for the giants, because he was a pretty damn good Catcher for the team, and he pretty much served his purpose this year catching until Posey was brought up. So i hope Posey improves at the plate, only time will tell, and i’d assume more time playing will help him bust out of his slump
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
The biggest issue now is selecting the next scapegoat.
ONWARD!!
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
anagram for onward:
Rowand
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
by delorean on Jul 1, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
I nominate Renteria
For pushing Huff into the OF, decreasing our defense and not letting Nate play.
Here and now, I say: I would rather have Rowand playing than Renteria.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I’ll take Huff at 1st plz and putting Uribe at Short. thank you
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yes, plz.
If Rowand plays, Nate won’t, but at least Torres can play RF.
by kdl on Jul 1, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t mind Uribe getting 5 starts a week all over the infield while Rent gets a (slim) majority of the starts at short.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Thank God
Finally done. You know, it wasn’t so much the hitting that bothered me… He could have been worse, Posey has been cold lately, Molina is a guy who has been clutch many times for the Giants… but man, his defense completely disintigrated over the last month in particular and was just losing us games. Welcome Buster! See ya Bengie, thanks for the memories!
Once the starters began having regular meltdowns, it must have become obvious that Bengie wasn’t able to magically make a pitcher good.
See also Baggs’ comments about Zito, who said he calls his own game and it doesn’t matter who is behind the dish.
by kdl on Jul 1, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
There was a brief time at the end of 2008 – beginning of 2009 where Sandoval was Zito’s personal catcher. People thought maybe he and Molina didn’t work so well together.
Whiteside caught Zito a few times last season, as well.
by kdl on Jul 1, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
people also remember
Molina kvetching about that “we don’t have personal catchers on this team”.
Have fun sweating in Texas August.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly...
This calls for a change in sig. I feel like I woke up and our precious Yellow sun turned into the Blazing Red Sun of Krypton, and everyone (except Clark Kent) started flying around in tights.
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocaylpse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point
Thanks for the reminder. I need to change mine as well.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL typo fixed
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point
YAY!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Shift-A
I saw this headline and the low total of comments and I just thought Grant was fucking with us, similar to the James Franco thing. I kept waiting for the punch line but it never came.
I’m so happy right now I don’t know where to start. I agree with everything everyone said in this thread and I haven’t even read through the comments yet.
"By the time I turned twelve, the Dodgers made me vomit." - Joey Margolis, Last Days of Summer
There’s another thread with like, 1700 comments in it.
by kdl on Jul 1, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
AND the postgame thread where 50% of the comments were either about Bengie or, if I recall correctly…jumping off a bridge.
Jumping off a bridge until Bengie….and then we had a New Hope.
by paboperfecto on Jul 1, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
“Help me, Texas Rangers. You’re our only hope.”
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I missed that
was gone from the site for the last 24 hours + and this post was the first thing I saw
"By the time I turned twelve, the Dodgers made me vomit." - Joey Margolis, Last Days of Summer
by Prussian Creole on Jul 1, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL, Hush!
I had friends in town and the Giants got swept by the Doyers. So I took a break.
"By the time I turned twelve, the Dodgers made me vomit." - Joey Margolis, Last Days of Summer
by Prussian Creole on Jul 1, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Shift A
Bengie, you were good for us for a couple years. But this year was another story. Good luck with the Rangers. I will be cheering for you to beat the crap outta the Angels.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I just heard on KNBR this morning that Bengie Molina won two Willie Mac Awards! Wow!
Then I heard it again on KNBR… And again… And again and again and again and again and again…
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
TIME FOR A BENGIE MOLINA SPECIFIC VERSION OF "Fun with Giants Facebook!"
Gary Brock
they should of traded Sandoval
9 hours ago
Yeah! That would have showed us!
Kash Christopher Jr.
Fielder all the way. What we need is a guy that can put up some Bonds era power numbers. Our biggest issue this year is getting the big hit when weve got runners on. Fielder this year and Ichiro next year. That my friends, is our playoff team.
9 hours ago
Of course, we will just keep trading prospects that grow on our miracle prospect tree! Or all of our starting pitching. Either way that will totally work and both the Mariners and Brewers will totally go for that!
Justin Morris
NOOOO!
9 hours ago
Ha.
(Emphasis placed by me)
Susan Garrison
Wow!! Giant’s … just when I thought you couldn’t stink anymore, we are losing one of the best catchers in the National League!! Good Luck with that, as he and Tim Lincecum have the best combo going… and Bengie probably has the wickedest throw down to 2nd base as any of them!!! And we are getting…. da da daaaaa… oh yeah, another pitcher… See More!! :) and a player to be named later…. there’s no time for later!!! The Giant’s need MORE OFFENSE!!! Get a hitter… oh wait, we have hitters, they just don’t do what they have to do , so they make players like Tim & Bengie look bad!! Bengie did his job defensively!!! One of the best catchers ever.. we’ll miss you!!! :(
9 hours ago
Oh wow. HE DID HIS JOB!
Zach Silva
I no dis is gonna sound wierd but how bout furcal at shortstop ad switch furcal and torres
9 hours ago
Know, dis sound like gud idear ad stuf.
Brad Decoty
WHAT. NO FUCKING WAY
9 hours ago
Nancy Lee Stone
this really makes me mad,,, i love bengie molina,,, dammit
9 hours ago
Adam Asman
People don’t understand how much Molina meant to the pitching staff! Even lincecum himself said if he could share his CYs with Molina he would and I know the others feel the same. I hope posey has a mind for the game like Molina!
8 hours ago
This is just the tip of the iceberg folks, as brought up before: most of the KNBR casual crowd think players like Bengie and Velez were the “cornerstones” of this team. There are some who were celebrating as well though.
You can check out more of the hilariousness here if you dare.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
There are a lot of people who substitute commas for ellipses. What is that about?
by kdl on Jul 1, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
For me it’s just a longer pause. Sorry, I know it’s really annoying to some people, but it’s basically how I talk. People I work with always freak out over my emails: “Oh my gawd! It reads exactly like how you talk!”
Can the Giants
bench Uribe? Turn him into a super-sub? I think that the Giants best lineup — offense + defefens is probably:
Oh, I see Sanchy has cooled down to the point where HE should be benched
Torres CF/RF
Posey C
Sandoval 3B
Huff 1B
Burrell LF
Uribe 2B
Renteria SS
Schierholtz/Rowand CF/RF
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocaylpse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point
I didn’t watch the end of the game but “Sanchy” looked awful at the start, almost Rowandesque swinging at those outside sliders.
by paboperfecto on Jul 1, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
The Mole is conspicuously absent there.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Novel idea
The Giants should call up the Phillies and see what they’d give us for Uribe. They just lost 2 infielders to injury, and they must have something that would be useful to us.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Or for Rent
/crosses fingers
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
NO YOU!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Insert caption here
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
except in reverse!
’cause Molina is the ship, and the rest of the Giants are the rats!
/sad cause it’s the last day of fat molina jokes
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point
The impact of the trade was felt as far away as the past.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bengie Molina blogging blow up in 3.....2.....1.....
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
Is his ghostwriter also traded, or does he get a Rangers guy now?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I guess the Molina/Sandoval conditioning program can officially be considered a failure now...
Maybe Pablo should work out with someone else. I would suggest someone under three bills.
Pablo's workout partner was Ryan Garko during Operation Panda.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Shift-A.
I’m sure it’s mentioned upstream, but those of you who track the days on the calendar the G’s give out on opening day got to flip the page containing the June posterboy—one Bengie Molina—for a fresh new month.
The only thing better would have been if Buster was July’s posterboy. I’ll settle for him on the field instead of my kitchen wall.
Next order of business: Decker (or Wotus) for Bochy.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Bochy ain't the one hitting into the 6-4-3 all the time
Seriously, assuming we go with everyone’s best lineup from the available pieces, would the team be THAT much better?
My boss walked into my office this morning and said “I heard the Giants traded… that guy. [pointing to my calendar]” I just smiled, flipped to the next page, and said “Yes. Yes they certainly did.”
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Jul 1, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Edgar Renteria...
…is the new odd man out. We have two shortstops. One of them is leading the team in RBIs. The other one is Edgar Renteria. Maybe if we weren’t paying Edgar thrice what he’s worth, we could actually ship him out. Nevertheless, here’s my trade proposal: Renteria for me. You can pay me half what you’re paying him, and I won’t hurt the team by stealing playing time from Uribe.
by Ike Wa the L Hater on Jul 1, 2010 10:00 AM PDT reply actions
I actually am not sure it's
Sanchez who should be riding the pine. No matter, how long can those 3 stay collectively healthy?
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point
Sure, the double play is sinking us, but sitting Sandoval does not solve the problem of Renteria stealing starts from Uribe…
by Ike Wa the L Hater on Jul 1, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Unless one of those guys can learn to play 3rd…
by Ike Wa the L Hater on Jul 1, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Renteria is king of the ol' one-bagger.
39 hits — 32 singles. I’ll take Uribe’s HRs/RBIs.
by Ike Wa the L Hater on Jul 1, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely — but when Renteria plays, Uribe is the one sitting, not Sandoval. If you want to put Renteria at SS and Uribe at third, maybe now you’re on to something. Still, after we’ve seen what Sandoval can do when he’s hot, it would be a shame to sit him.
by Ike Wa the L Hater on Jul 1, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Two questions:
Have you looked at Renteria stats? His bat is not hurting the team.
Have you noticed that Panda sometimes plays 1B, allowing Uribe and Renteria to occupy the left side of the infield?
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
by Goofus on Jul 1, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’m okay with a rotation of Pablo, Uribe, Renteria and Sanchez at 2B, SS and 3B, if 1B is outo f the equation. What I don’t want is all 4 of them in the infield, moving Huff back to RF and Torres or Schierholtz on the bench (Torres out if Rowand is playing). I would like better defense in the OF (though I guess we’re stuck with Burrel in LF).
Really? Sanchez?
His offense has been pretty decent if not good. But why would you sit his defense when there’s not really an offensive upgrade.
by Artimus Clyde on Jul 1, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
RIB EYES!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
TODAYS THEME MUSIC
AC/DC – Thunderstruck (at least the intro which is good)
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point
Heh....
He went to Texas, yeah Texas and he had some fun.
by paboperfecto on Jul 1, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
HEADLINE FROM BLEACHER REPORT, AS SEEN ON SFGATE.COM!
“San Francisco Giants: Bengie Molina Swap Creates Job for Brett Pill”
Oh lord
I thought you were joking.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The club surely isn’t interested in returning Aubrey Huff to first base, with Buster Posey the everyday catcher.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This stupid story on the bleacher report
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Even if that were true (which, knowing this team, it could be), they wouldn’t bring up Pill. They’d put Sandoval over there and Uribe at 3rd.
Umm, yeah.
So the Bleacher Report writer is basically saying the Giants would rather play Pill at first than Schierholtz in right (with Huff moving back to first).
MLE for Pill this season: .262/.294/.391 for a .685 OPS. So, worse offense than Schierholtz and probably worse team defense. Sounds great!
"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe
hahahahaha
Posey the everyday catcher
Eli “Whitey” Whiteside: Botchy’s new best friend
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't forget to vote!
Vote Now! – Author Poll
Was Molina deal a salary dump or a start to fixing the club for the playoff stretch?
1 Salary dump
2 With Posey catching, they can now proceed to build a winner
They could be Giants...but not really.
If they're paying most of Molina's slary, how was it a salary dump?
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Yeah, not sure how anyone could think this was a salary dump
It was more like, “OMG, someone is actually stupid enough to take Bengie off our hands and give us something in return”.
I really think Bengie is done. It was clear to me when he made the comments about retirement. The guy can no longer field or hit and to top it off he’s the slowest regular play in the majors. The Giants are lucky to get anything of value for him even if they pay most of his remaining salary.
He is the slowest player in major league history
And he made history again this year, he came into spring training this year so out of shape and was so fucking lazy about his conditioning that was was somehow noticeably slower than last year, not to mention he’s lost EVERYTHING that was good about him, see ya later baby.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
And in addition to his struggles on the field, he can’t have been a positive influence on Sandoval’s conditioning. He’s in his mid-thirties and pulling in $4-5 million per, so why should Sandoval get back on the treadmill again?
Pablo: Bengie’s the best-case scenario for aging out-of-shape ballplayers, non-pitcher division. And he was in better shape at your age than you are now. Let’s look at the, uh, fatter portion of the bell curve when considering our futures, shall we?
On the all-Molina team he still is.
But otherwise, not since he was signed by the Angels, it says here.
Actually I thing he’s the 2B on the All-Molina team, Yadier is the SS
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
they spelled Thomas Neal wrong.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I've been advocating trading JSanch since the no-hitter
The emotional stability of Jesse Foppert with the intensity of Atlee Hammaker
Bleacher Report makes my head hurt
Not everyone, but pretty much everyone who writes there is just so lamebrained
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
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Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
any news on commissioner approving the trade yet?
I"m getting more and more nervous by the minute.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Is anyone else worried that Bochy might just give more starts to Whiteside? I have this sneaky suspicion that Buster will continue to play first, getting one or two starts per week catching, while Whiteside handles the rest of the week.
Which could very well lead to the end of the Bochy era.
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
Kuip said this morning that he sees Eli catching Sanchez and one other pitcher per week and buster getting the rest of the time. Also with Huff back at first, a spot in the outfield opens up for possible a dejesus or guillen.
Speculated, and that would be a good thing. But I’m worried that Whiteside is going to catch Lincecum, Sanchez, Zito, and Cain, leaving Bumgarner as the only one throwing to Posey.
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
Honest question: why? Whiteside’s not exactly Bochy’s idea of a gritty, gamer veteran. Maybe the hair confuses him, though.
I don’t know… I just have a sinking suspicion. It’s just me expecting Bochy to take a good situation and making it bad.
This damn team has made me a pessimist!
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
I’m interested in this whole Timmy-can’t-pitch-to-Buster idea. I wonder what’s up with that, especially since Kuip also said that the pitchers won’t be choosing their own catcher anymore.
The idea of the pitchers choosing their catchers is funny, especially since Bochy went out of his way last year to emphatically declare that there were NO PERSONAL CATCHERS!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
They make it sound like choosing your starting catcher is easy as deciding what to eat for lunch: “I’m not really in the mood for Posey today. I’ll have the Whiteside.”
"By the time I turned twelve, the Dodgers made me vomit." - Joey Margolis, Last Days of Summer
by Prussian Creole on Jul 1, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
No sauce, please
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
yes
way, way too much assumption of rationality in these threads.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Ray might be put in the pen
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 1, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Interesting. Other options for the 25 man are what?
Rohlinger
Downs
Burriss
Martinez
I have no idea.
Velez D:
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 1, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe they activate Wellemeyer from the DL and put him in the ‘pen? He told someone I know that he’s going to Arizona to rehab, so I don’t know what the time table is.
Maybe he gets lost in the desert
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 1, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
or eaten by polar bears
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 1, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
With a free outfield spot
Why not try and trade for Carl Crawford, smart hitter, speed, above average outfielder, gives us a reason to put Pat the Bat on the Bench keep Huff in RF with Torres in center and forces Pablo to move to first
LF Crawford
2B Sanchez
1B Panda
RF Huff
3B Uribe
C Posey
SS Diarrhea
CF Torres
I’d be down with that
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 1, 2010 10:31 AM PDT reply actions
Mmm veteran grit proffesional at bat every time
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Sr.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Velez, hinshaw, pucetas, martinez, and burris for pujols LETS DO IT!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What would you give up? Plus Crawford is in a contract year so it would be basically just renting a player for a playoff run. LOL
I'd give up
Bowker
Pucetas
and Hinshaw
It’d be a better rent a player then Hillenbrand or Garko
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 1, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah that's 18 years of player control between the 3 of them
for 2 months!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
The Rays are not trading Crawford
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Ken rosenthal is dumb
Molina doesn’t get on base, doesn’t hit for power, can’t run. His offensive deficiencies will be less of an issue with the Rangers, the AL’s third-highest scoring club. The Giants are painfully slow, grounding into more double plays than any team in the NL by a wide margin.
The question is whether the Giants will gain enough offense to compensate for the loss of Molina’s defense. Manager Bruce Bochy, a former catcher, staunchly supported Molina, recognizing his value behind the plate.
It’s hilarious how retarded peple sound who haven’t watched a giants game all year. It also lets me know that bork hasn’t watched a giants game all year, hence him thinking bengie molina is an incredible defensive catcher when in fact he’s the worst in the league.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
They see the name "Molina" and are starstruck
Of course, we had the fattest and slowest one, but HE’S A MOLINA!
ZOMG WS CHAMPION ONE OF THE GREATEST DEFENSIVE CATCHERS OF ALL TIME WHAT VALUE BEHIND THE PLATE!
/random idiot who has watched 2 innings of 3 giants games in the past 2 years.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
The same Rosenthal who interrupted the WS in 2007 in order give an update on Arod’s contract negotiations with the Yahnkees?
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
YOU DOWN WITH GDP?
(Gerald Demp Posey)
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Luxembourg sure is!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
ARRR
’Tis no man! ’Tis a remorseless eating machine!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll just ask this here: why the flap about needing a subject line for posts with images (or is it just GIFs)?
I don’t remember that from before, and I spent a good deal of time away.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 10:55 AM PDT reply actions
If you click one, the image is hidden, and doesnt slow down the loading of the thread. Try iy.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Sweet. Thanks.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Does my above post have no text or is it just my display?
Clicking a subject line hides a post so gifs that slow the thread can be hidden.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
I can see it.
I don’t usually do the subject line thing, cuz when I refresh the thread it doesn’t remember that did that. If there’s something I really don’t want to see, I adblock it.
If there’s something I really don’t want to see, I adblock it.
Are you using Firefox adblock? Ever since I installed the ad on it blocks many .gifs in these threads.
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
Your filter may be set too wide – like to an entire domain or subdirectory, and not just one image.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Good riddance.
But thank you Bengie for the good times.
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
Only two to go...
Before another glorious era of Giants baseball ends.
They could be Giants...but not really.
Look at Cain – he’s like “oh shit. This isn’t going to end well.”
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Ray Durham looks oddly like Calvin Murray
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 1, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont know if this was discussed
But what about Zambrano for Rowand then trade Johnathan Sanchez for a big bat. Keeping our current pitching formula it would be Timmy, Zito, Cain, MadBum, and Big Z.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 10:59 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Pass. I can do without his volatility.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
I think that would be a non issue. He would know he needs us more then we need him. Tell him one outburst and he is gone. When he is on top of his game the guy is good. Plus I think he is a better hitter right now then Rowand.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 11:20 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Zambrano? Really? He’s got a 5+ ERA.
Oh, and he’s a crazy person.
"By the time I turned twelve, the Dodgers made me vomit." - Joey Margolis, Last Days of Summer
by Prussian Creole on Jul 1, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Eh, I think he has been a good pitcher. I think his best years are behind him, he’s not worth the money (although neither is Rowand) and oh yeah, HE’S A CRAZY PERSON
"By the time I turned twelve, the Dodgers made me vomit." - Joey Margolis, Last Days of Summer
by Prussian Creole on Jul 1, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
This is where I’m at. He was a top pitcher before he signed the big contract. Since then, his peripherals have declined (though his ERA is currently worse than his peripherals) and his contract is worse than Rowand’s and includes a vesting option (which is admittedly unlikely to vest) for 2013.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I don’t understand what people are looking at w/r/t Zambano’s numbers. His 2009-10 peripherals aren’t quite as good as his 2003-04 peak, but they’re awfully close.
I'm with you
Maybe it helps that I don’t follow the baseball news outside of the Giants world, but I have no idea what people see wrong with Zambrano.
Before this year, the guy has never posted an ERA above 3.95 in his career. And he pitches in a hitters’ park. He is a very good pitcher. Not elite like he used to be, but very good.
Also, the decline had nothing to do with the contract. His numbers seem to show that he started declining in 2006, two years before the extension. That’s when he started to lose his control. If anything, since the new contract (2008), he’s only improved. Last year his FIP was 3.61, only 14 points worse than his career best. The career best – not average.
I was promised lasagna.
it's probably not horrible
but i’m happier with MadBum, and Rowand will probably play closer to his averages the rest of the way
I’m not sure Rowand is a significant improvement over any of our outfielders even if he plays closer to his career averages.
Basically, I’d send Bumgarner back down to the minors (or maybe move him to the pen), and keep Zambrano for the rest of the year. His numbers will improve, and then, if Bumgarner is ready, we trade Zambrano, and if he isn’t, we keep Zambranpo until he is.
I was promised lasagna.
and Milton Bradley.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Look
I’m Not saying this would be an “omg were world champ’s now” move. This would be a low reward high risk move. I’m just saying look at the situation. Lou Pinella and him have never really gotten along great because Lou is a strict manager, Bruce is more of a player’s manager. Pablo and him are good friends also, he is kinda a longer over there from what I hear. The people and pressure in Cub land are through the roof with expectation’s. That’s not really the case here. Yea we want to win, but it doesn’t consume us as bad as Cub fans. It is just an idea to be weighed.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 11:44 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I would not be against trading for Zambrano
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow
Ok I messed up some stuff on that. Low reward is Rowand and high risk is Zambrano. Also he is a loner. My bad people I’m at work.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 1, 2010 11:49 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I'd probably do that
But I’m biased by an irrational hatred of Rowand. Well, it’s partly rational. But I hate him even more than I rationally should.
LOL Scott
How you love to make us not love you.
“You try to hit the ball hard, and once it leaves the bat there’s nothing you can do,” Rowand said. “What are you going to do? Try to hit fly balls? No, you go up and try to hit the ball hard. You can’t try to steer the ball when you’re in the batter’s box.”
http://www.mercurynews.com/giants/ci_15413974?source=autofeed
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Uh, I thought good hitters could steer the ball to a side, or a gap?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
OOOOOOH
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
He is talking about not hitting into double plays, fly ball vs ground ball
This is the fundamental theory behind BABIP. That you’re going to hit about 19% line drives, and a even number of GB / FB. Very few players can escape this (Ichiro being the extreme).
I have no problem with this quote at all. he is simply describing what we already know : BABIP is very difficult to control.
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
BABIP doesn't change the fact that Rowand fucking sucks
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
And will be starting everyday now that bengie is gone.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I’ve long believed that it takes an exceptional hitter to be able to control placement in any significant way. It’s hard enough to just hit the ball, much less decide where it’s going to go.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You keep trying to hit that slider in the dirt hard, Rownads
It has to work eventually!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
This is precisely the theory of hitting espoused by Barry Bonds. Unless you have excellent bat control (a la Tony Gwynn or Rod Carew) this is exactly what you should be doing – striving to square the ball up on the sweet spot of the bat. That’s all most hitters can be reasonably expected to do. Of course, he left out the part about knowing what pitches you hit well and being disciplined to swinging only at those pitches…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That nancy slider nonsense?
I’m sure that BB is right about everything when it comes to hitting, but I do remember from my playing time that I could generally hit the ball in the direction I wanted. I distinctly remember thinking dirty thoughts about some asshole at 3B, or on the mound, and lining balls right at ’em.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yes, that’s why he hit so many balls away from the shift.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems like Huff does it.
BB, like Ted Williams, just didn’t give a fuck about the shift. The whole ‘bat control’ thing is a term most often used by crappy hitters (like myself) to in some sense justify our crappiness. Admittedly, it was lot easier for me hit balls at guys because ‘the shift’ in my case meant playing really close to home.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Guys can certainly influence the direction of the hit – inside/out swing, adjust in batter’s box, swing early/late. Guys can also – notwithstanding nasty sinkerballer – attempt to swing with uppercut versus chopping down to attempt fly ball vs. ground ball. That doesn’t mean they’re going to hit the ball particularly well, though, so Rowand has a real point in trying to make solid contact rather than influence exactly where the ball will go.
And, as stated above, that doesn’t mean he’s going to be that good at doing so. Slider is hard.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Right.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
There was some discussion up there about Molina's Value..etc
I couldn’t find a good place to insert this quote, so I’ll put it here. Keith Law’s take. Depends on the PTBNL, it is either an even deal or a good deal value wise, regardless of the posey situation.
Alex (Austin)
Can you help clarify the Molina deal from the Giants side? It seems like rather than telling him he’s going to be a backup, they traded him to the Rangers for nothing. Feels like a breakup over text to me.
Klaw (1:56 PM) They traded him for what he was worth in trade. Maybe more.
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Giants-Rockies
I have tickets for the Giants-Rockies game Friday, Timmy Pitching, Buster Catching. It’s going to be glorious.
The New Improved Avalanche. Now with Real Coaches!
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jul 1, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions
You want my cell so I can talk you down from the ledge after the game?
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
I am but I’m always willing to talk a fellow McCoven off of a ledge (as long as I’m not on one myself).
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
I should be ok. Sure they’ll probably lose, but if Timmy pitches well I won’t be too sad
The New Improved Avalanche. Now with Real Coaches!
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jul 1, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
That would be called
justifiable homicide, right?
Get my case moved to federal court in Bay area, no jury would convict me
The New Improved Avalanche. Now with Real Coaches!
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jul 1, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Do the Giants play the Rangers at AT&T this year?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Interleague is done already, i think.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
And thank god for that.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
hooray for resuming the baseball season!
boo for resuming with soul-crushing sweep by Fodgers
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
FREEEEEEEEDOM
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Interleague’s done.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
They might be here in October
Just sayin’…
by ToddCommish on Jul 1, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
chances of the Rangers’ part happening just got slimmer.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
/doesn’t like your use of ‘slimmer’
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
but part of the Rangers just got fatter!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Gary radnich talking baseball
“Middle relievers are always going to suck, if they were good they’d be a closer THEY AREN’T CLOSING BECAUSE THEY AREN’T ANY GOOD DON’T YOU GET IT?!?!?!??!’.
Expert analysis indeed, what fine sports talk radio.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Why would you submit yourself to torture listen to bob fitzgerald do a radio show by himself?
Listen to damon bruce, he’s got buster on at 12:30 and he actually talks about sports.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Fitz = ridiculous monta ellis apologist
He spends his entire program defending monta and talking about rthe warriors like they are relevant and headed for the playoffs. He needs to drop the kool aid and stop talking about monta, the kids a liability and more injury prone than eric chavez.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Damon Bruce is an absolute JACKASS and I wouldn’t listen to that creep cough, let alone do a radio show. My hatred of mr misogynist is well known around here, and the sooner KNBR sends him and his tired ass to Topeka where it belongs the better.
That said, if Brooks isn’t on I probably won’t listen to Fitz by himself.
I agree, but I might listen to him if he has Buster on.
/preparing to become a shameless Buster fangirl.
What’s the grougthink on Buster’s handsomeness? My girlfriend thinks he’s pretty good looking “for a Giant”
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 1, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I think he’s dreamy.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
You can say that again.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
Also, he looks a lot like that Napoleon Dynamite kid, just with way better hair.
"By the time I turned twelve, the Dodgers made me vomit." - Joey Margolis, Last Days of Summer
by Prussian Creole on Jul 1, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
my wife concurs
although he is apparently a sad second to El Guapo.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
This is where I’m torn. I really, really want to listen to this interview, but at the same time, I don’t want to listen to Damon Bruce.
And, LOL, I’m pretty sure Buster already remembers me as that weird girl who went to games in Fresno.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
That could work.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
OT: Lunch
Probably soup, maybe pizza.
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
I’ve got some meat pies in the fridge which I’ll be eating for my lunch, which is right around when the game starts today for me.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
left over chinese from Jasmine Teahouse
garlic spinach and mandarin lamb
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point
American Grilled Cheese Kitchen on 2nd Street
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Sandwich: White anchovies, fried egg, parmesan cheese, mixed greens, caesar dressing, toasted bread.
It was incredible.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Someone put anchovies on your otherwise yummy sammich? Why would they do that to you?
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
Lightly salted, and mild. They were a crucial part of the sandwich.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I've been skewered before for saying this but seafood = yuck
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
WORSE THAN HITLER
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
you’re dead to me. If you were a horse I’d shoot you.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Shellfish = super-yummy!
Finfish = not so much
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
This is half-right.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
mmmmm scallops and mussels
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the correct answer. Where’s the closest oyster bar?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
mmmmmm Swan Oyster Depot on Polk
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Decision, Decision
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Looks like someone needs to form a coalition!
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
Bacon FTW!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Fries are delicious and all, but you really can’t hope to take down an eight-term incumbent like Bacon.
fail
the CHEESE stands alone
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Cup of pineapple chunks and a bottle of water
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Diet?
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McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Kinda
It is a heart thing.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
My heart hurts hearing that’s all you’re having for lunch.
"By the time I turned twelve, the Dodgers made me vomit." - Joey Margolis, Last Days of Summer
by Prussian Creole on Jul 1, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
You can't eat a salad with tomatoes or something like that?
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McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Brazilian
Beer-batter chicken
"By the time I turned twelve, the Dodgers made me vomit." - Joey Margolis, Last Days of Summer
by Prussian Creole on Jul 1, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Ribs maybe?
Or a sandwich from a deli or something
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Just finishing my latte and cinnamon bread. Probably no real lunch for me.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Leftovers. Maybe ravioli. Maybe ribs. Maybe both. Maybe cake.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
lolfat
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Toss the cake and eat a pie.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
We don’t have any leftover pie.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Then get a new pie.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
In the ongoing series of Lars’ Relationship Advice….
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Relationship Pie is also delicious.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Leftover Chinese Food it is.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Toss the salad and eat the pie?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
muffins
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 1, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
How many muffins have you eaten since yesterday?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Only 5 and a half. Noth my lunch and dinner yesterday consisted entirely of muffins.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 1, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
*both
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 1, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
You are going to spend an entire week on the toilet.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Yankees in game Poll Question
“Aside from the Yankees, which team has the best 1,2 punch in baseball?”
35% said Seattle, only 17% said the Giants.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Don’t you know? Lincecum is terrible now.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 1, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I am shocked that the giants were even mentioned
Seriously, I would have thought it’d be seattle, boston, st louis, and the phillies. I actually impressed by the giants got 17% of the vote. Good thing they exclused the yankees from the voting, because the combation of cc sabathia and AJ Burnett is laughable at best as a “top 1-2 punch” Except AJ burnett is horrible and sabathia is a former shade of himself but still great.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
8.74
The combined ERA of CC and AJ. Most of the blame does fall on AJ though. My grandmother has more control over her bowels than he does his pitches.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
What's crazy is after his first 6 starts he had a 1.62 era
And even to spite getting homer strikes throughtout all his starts because he’s a yankee, he’s been a fucking mess after everyone called him the “best #2 in baseball” at the start of the season.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I think Cliff Lee was clearly the best #2 in baseball at the start of the season.
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Yup
But you know how retarded national media is, anytime something in a yankee does somehing well they are considered the best in baseball and one of the greatest of all time.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Like how Jeter becoming Yankees’ hits leader was treated like he became MLB hits leader.
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
Or when arods power production went way down “experts” started saying yankee stadium turned into a pitchers park and needs to have the dimensions shortended so its fair for the yankees.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Best #2 in baseball
Bengie Molina after a Mondo Burrito from Taco Del Mar
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I'd go with Seattle too
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
This
Fister and vargas have been great to, but I guess every pitcher is stingy when pitching for that bad of an offense.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Too bad they can't hit.
I like Wakamatsu. It would be a shame to see him canned because Chone and Jose Lopez aren’t holding up their ends.
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 1, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
And Kotchman’s been more horrible than expected. And Bradley :-(
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
they can't give these things away
Comcast SportsNet CSNAuthentic
What you’re playing for today: a whopping 50-pack of A’s tickets. Clues forthcoming. #AsHunt http://bit.ly/aAP4zd
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Those will probably end up being handed out for free at a nations
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
To high profile for the A's
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Well, this opens up First Base...
Not exactly the original, but, hey, the first thing I thought when I heard about this trade was “PRINCEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
I’m okay with trading Sanchez for him. Neal, eh. Maybe even Bumgarner (I know he’s highly regarded, but something about him…). The only thing is, isn’t Fielder a free agent after this year? If we can’t resign him, that’s gonna be a rough trade.
His agent is scott boras and he's the most out of shape player in the majors next to bengie
But i’d take him.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Young fat guys aren’t quite as bad as old fat guys. Look at Panda compared to Bengie. Neither is particularly fast, but at least Panda looks like he’s trying.
NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
Kobayashi, perhaps the most recognizable figure in the world of competitive eating, is currently is ranked No. 3 in the world by Major League Eating, the organization that oversees the Nathan’s Famous event and dozens of other contests around the globe. Attempts to reach him were unsuccessful.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
HIGH METABOLISM!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I cannot believe there is a Major League Eating.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Wasting food is not a sport.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
that looks like fun.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
certainly no match for Bengie and Pablo
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Where's the love for San Jose's own
Joey Chestnut?
Now I want a burrito. Damnit.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 1, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea what this is saying
Butched sentance structure is butchered.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I just spent $80 buying all the issues of the Dragonball Z manga. I feel all giddy and warm inside.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I’m waiting for the full DBZ Kai release on blu-ray
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I’m waiting for it to simply air in my country :(
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I just watched season 1 part 1 and now I’m waiting until september for part 2.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
is the amount of context they’ve cut out noticeable?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually never saw the Vegeta saga the first time around, so I’m not sure. It does seem to move at a pretty fast pace, though.
Anyway, they’re really just cutting out the filler. Which isn’t a bad thing any way you slice it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Let me spoil it for you
Goku faces an enemy stronger than him.
Goku trains, raises power level over 9000.
Goku inexplicably wins.
(repeat 36 times)
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Goku actually loses a few times.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s actually how he gets stronger!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Kripes
Some people just don’t know how to stay out of trouble:
Police say Philadelphia Eagles’ quarterback Michael Vick has not been ruled out as suspect or person of interest in a shooting investigation in Virginia Beach. [snip] The shooting came shortly after Vick’s birthday party at a club ended.
looks like the party ended…. with a bang!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I just don’t know why any professional athlete would ever go to a club anymore for any reason.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Dames.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Like Helen Mirren?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I would go to a club for Helen Mirren.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I would, too.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Helen Mirren in Excalibur for the win!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
All I know is that if I was a professional athlete and my teammates wanted me to go to a club, this is how the conversation would go:
“Hey, G, we’re all going out tonight. You with us?”
“Out where?”
“Club.”
“No, I’d rather not be shot at or accused of rape tonight.”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
But that’s half the fun!
I’d throw lots of massive house parties. I’m a big old nerd, but I doubt I could effectively pull a Schilling and just play video games for my own good.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Go with massive LAN parties.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
extrabaggs
This Bengie Molina deal still not officially done. Molina probably will report to Coors Field in a couple hours as a Giant — for now.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 11:58 AM PDT reply actions
FUCK OFF
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s done. Even if it falls through how can Pumpkinhead go back to starting him regularly now that everybody knows that the Giants were paying for him to go away?
Even Bochy can’t do that. What if Bengie – gasp! – gets injured, say by pulling 17 muscles trying to run to first? Then the deal’s off!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
IT’S A TRAP!
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 1, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK
JUST APPROVE THE GODDAMN DEAL, BUD
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
This is my nightmare!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 1, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
/fights urge to post boob-tassel panda
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 1, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
No backsies Texas!
I blame delorean.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
never should have changed the harry canary icon
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 1, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
MY FANTASY TEAM!
Would you trade Johan and Bay for Tulo and Dirty Sanchez?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
my team is done
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5346151
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Isn’t Tulo injured?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Its a keeper league
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m gonna add Adrolis Chapman and try to get Josh Johnson instead of Sanchez.
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Rangers-
Molina, 36 in July, is hitting .257/.312/.332 this year. The Giants can shift the full-time catching duties to Buster Posey, play Aubrey Huff at first and rely on Andres Torres, Pat Burrell, Aaron Rowand and Nate Schierholtz in the outfield. They don’t need a catcher, but the Rangers do – Texas’ backstops have hit .212/.311/.328 this year.
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Wow, .311 OBP?! Where do they get guys like that?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
they COULD do that
or they could put Whiteside at C, bench Posey, and leave Sandoval at 1B.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
I said on the Tuesday post game thread after I went to that aborted fetus of a game that I would exile myself until Molina was replaced by Posey.
After some fever hallucinations last night, I wake up to this?
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Not official yet.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
A-Rod to Boston
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Lowell to Texas
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing that Molina’s suck bone is intake, unlike Lowells.
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
extrabaggs
This Bengie Molina deal still not officially done. Molina probably will report to Coors Field in a couple hours as a Giant — for now.
Well, I’m just gonna say that if this DOESN’T happen for whatever reason, I’m gonna be VERY disappointed. So disappointed I may cry.
Bochy needs to stop trying to pretend molina is still a giant
Knowing bork he’ll put molina in the starting line up tonight and make him start and fake injury so the trade doesn’t happen.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
It would be like you woke up on Nov 1
to find out your mom threw away your Halloween candy. She’s just wanted you to walk around for 3 hours to get some exercise.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
These days, parents just drive their kids from house to house.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
My neighbors use their golf carts to get around the streets on Halloween. They make the kids walk, but the parents all load up on the cart.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Doin’ it right.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
She was less concerned about the child’s exercise than getting 3 hours of quiet time.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
From Rosenthal
Against right-handers, the Giants can start Travis Ishikawa at first and Posey at catcher. Against lefties, Whiteside can catch and Posey can play first. Both Posey and Whiteside are right-handed hitters. Aubrey Huff, who started the season at first, presumably will remain in the outfield.
Of course this is just speculation, but where is Nate in all of this?
Insanity is just a state of mind.
Shark bait. Bochy loves shark fin soup.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This is a butt-ass dumb suggestion. Why not play Huff at first and platoon Nate and Rowand in the outfield? Oh wait, because that makes too goddamn sense.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
They probably prefer Ish over Nate because of his D and his apparent hot streak. if they do go this route I don’t see it lasting for very long.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
if I recall correctly, many of Ishi's hits are fisted bloopers down the left field line
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
hence, apparent
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry
I’m not calling you dumb, giants9107. I’m calling Ken Rosenthal dumb, well, because he is dumb.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
And short. Really, really short.
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: My wife got drunk with her sisters the other night and I got her to tell me what they were talking about, man women really do care about penis size, height and looks.
I am just happy my wife said I have two of the three, she just won’t tell me what 2.
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
As erudite males, fortunately we are immune to such crass behavior.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
6’5 (almost 6’6)
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope so.
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
well of course man women care about penis size
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
I was just surprised by the amount they talked about. I found out the penis sizes of all of her sisters ex’s and their current husbands.
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, you.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
reread the OP
you wrote “man women”
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
The best snark is the kind you have to explain afterward.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Roughly six inches, I’d bet.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, apparently one sister had a couple of 3 inchers
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Erect? :(
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, and she is married to one…I feel awkward knowing that. :/
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I’m sure they’ve come to grips with it by now.
Sorry, I couldn’t stop myself from making the pun.
But also, I’m sure they have.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh, my only real reaction to “THREE INCH PENIS” is: “That sounds like it might actually make sex difficult.”
But it’s probably not as hard as I’d imagine.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
man
that’s a drag.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
TRY BEING ASIAN
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I tried to shut her up before she started saying it, but I can’t stop her from talking when she is sober let alone drunk. At least she is more honest when she is drunk.
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm, good DP possibility.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I figure that women rarely tell the truth when it comes to their partner’s penis.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I tend to believe three drunk sisters. One of whom was just diagnosed with cancer, so they were really trashed.
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll tell you why not. Because Rowand doesn’t deserve to be playing, even in a platoon sense. He can steal his money striking out or sitting on the bench. If Huff goes to first base, I’m with the people who want Nate to play Right. But I’d rather have Huff stay in Right and Ishikawa play first than Rowand get more playing time. Maybe we can trade Rowand for Prince Fielder.
I never suggested playing Rowand over Ishi. Nate – who like Travis is left-handed – would play against righties and Rowand against lefties. Look, they’re clearly not going to Rowand to end-of-the-bench status. He keeps getting pretty regular starts as one of the worst hitters in the game. Why not maximize his production in those starts? Now, this season Rowand has been slightly worse against lefties but he’s only had 51 ABs against LHPs and for his career he’s been significantly better against lefites than righties with most of the difference coming in slugging.
I would be all for a Rowand for Prince trade, though. That would be nice.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Well, I don’t agree that it would be the best move, but I do agree that it’s probably exactly what WILL happen. In truth, I can’t imagine anyone would ever take Rowand off of our hands in a trade. Why put him in the lineup when you can get just as much, if not more, production from any one of your minor leaguers at 1/100 the price?
I’m actually kinda surprised we found a taker for Bengie…
I want Bowker in RF starting Monday
this team usually does need extra relievers in Coors
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Yes, yes, yes.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Ken MO:
Say the most outrageous things possible. You’ll be right once in a while and people will only remember when you were right.
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
But the fucker still makes six figures a year writing about Baseball. Gotta give him some credit, despite how shitty his articles are.
He works hard. I respect that.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So does Randy North, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know who that is, but he sure sounds like an asshole.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He probably knows his way around one.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you mean Peter?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 1, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. Randy is somebody else’s name…
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Now this is going to bug me.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Spears.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
And this concludes the mystery of the Randy porn star.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I assumed you meant Peter North, but didn’t want to reveal that I knew.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL YANKEES
tie game
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL SABATHIA LOL POSADA
Nice passed ball jorge, LOL ND FOR CC.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
the passed ball was bengie-esque
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL 45 MILLION FOR ON SEASON
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Lone Star Ball is in full fledged justification mode on this trade. I see that it’s not horrendous for the Rangers, but they are well on their way into convincing themselves that Molina will accomplish some sort of mystical catcher magic. A lot of this is based on Bochy’s confidence in Molina as a receiver.
Meh, I hope it works out for ’em.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
All this while going to a more difficult league, where people don’t pitch around you to get the pitcher.
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
And then a Dodger fan rolls through with this gem:
He has the approach at the plate of a blind man drunk on tequila at a retarded pinata convention
Now that’s definitely gonna make Bengie cry.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
John Rocker is a dodgers fan?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
How does one retard a pinata anyway?
"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe
I chose not to think about it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
i think with something to prove bengie will find a renewed motivation
i can see him doing better, momentarily.
.
.
but then being chased by pitchforks and torches the first time Rangers fans realize when he’s on base, the only option is a homerun or else you’re not scoring that inning.
At least the Rangers hit home runs
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
>RUN DINGERZ.EXE
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
if Molina is an upgrade for that team
they must have utterly no hope to win more than 60 games.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Nolan Ryan disagrees.
I mean Vlad, Young, Cruz, Hamilton, Smoak…I think it’s just one position that sucks.
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 1, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
not really a serious dig
more outrage at the thought someone really thinks Molina is an upgrade.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Chris Ray has 50 career saves and is having a nice season as a MR
And turns out a MLB team does NOT need 4 catchers on its 25-man roster.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
You need 5 if you want to cover all the corners.
Trivia quiz: who was the last Giants’ catcher to see some time in the outfield?
oooh oooh!
Tom Lampkin??
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I should clarify — because Pedro Feliz of course still played in the outfield occasionally in the year of his 1 inning of memorable emergency catching duty, 2007. I wasn’t thinking of him, though. If that one inning makes him a catcher, however, he’d be the most recent.
The guy I’m thinking of was primarily a catcher — a more recent Giant than Lampkin was, with less time in the outfield than Lampkin had.
Hmmm. I think I got it but had to look it up. 2001?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
OK so not Edwards Guzman, who actually played LF.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
1 inning in 2003?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh. Yorvit.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Here’s the boxscore. Looks like Snow was pulled for a pinch hitter in the bottom of the 8th because of injury — he didn’t play again until 12 days later. Benito was also out of the lineup, from July 10 until July 29.
So Felipe moved Feliz from LF to 1st and Torrealba from C to LF, leaving Castillo, who pinch-hit for Snow, in the game behind the plate. At the time the game was tied 2-2, but thanks to a 3-run HR by Feliz in the bottom of the 9th off of ex-Giant Jay Witasick, we never saw that defense again.
Heh fun. Not quite Feliz behind the plate fun, but still…
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Alberto Castillo?
Now there’s a name I had completely forgotten, and probably will have forgotten again by tomorrow…
"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe
Hmm, ESPN.com won’t open. Maybe LeBron broke it.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Something big must be coming down. Get ready for a huge story to break. Maybe LeBron signed with the Chicago Bulls or something.
Basically what I’m expecting. More epic would be: “Giants-Rangers trade dead; Molina traded to St. Louis for Pujols”.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Nah
Luis is even further over the hill than Molina.
"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe
Rudy Gay signed a $82 million dollar extension, but thats all I know in terms of biggish things
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
So the Grizzlies are going to continue to suck, that’s what you’re saying?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Also, why would any team offer Joe Johnson $119M?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I think Joe Johnson is a product of the media more than his own playing ability. Because he’s really only a shooter, he isn’t a leader and doesn’t really do much else to warrant a max contract to begin with.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
And also sucked ass in the playoffs
See above.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
he’s a chucker, but he’s a chucker who just got a lot of money and 5 years job security.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Volume shooting max contract bust
A different type of joe johnson.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Fucking crazy, WOWWWWWWWWWWW
really makes the Monta deal look good
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
"Monta deal" and "good" Don't belong in the same sentence, let alone in a 50000 word article.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Neither does Rudy Gay and 82 million, nor Joe Johnson 119 million, Monta’s better than Gay… so eat your words
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I'm not a monta fan, but at least his deal now looks like a massive steal.
LOL BIEDRINS LOL LOL LOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
OT: Just wanna give props to Tom Verducci of SI
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/tom_verducci/06/29/underrated.allstars/index.html
This article is his list of an “all-overlooked all-star team.” I’m just amazed to see that he actually listed Juan Uribe in it. I’ve read alot of articles on other sites that have lists of “deserving all-stars, etc” and in not ONE of them had I seen Juan Uribe so much as MENTIONED, even though his stats are right there if not better than any other NL Short Stop. So, maybe it had to be a list of “overlooked allstars,” but mad props to someone in a big sports site for even REMEMBERING that he exists and is actually not doing so bad this year.
"props to Tom Verducci"
Egad. Whoever would have though a sentence containing that phrase could be cobbled up in the English language?
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
LOL cubs radio announcers
“With the trade deadline a month away expect to hear a lot about the cubs. We’re going to be big bidders this season in getting a big bat to ensure this teams world series goal”.
Ron santos replied iwth “Ya we are just one big bat away from going all the way pat”.
LOL the cubs make the giants look like a brilliant orginziation.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
/Damon Bruce
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
this
I once again, was the only person on this planet who enjoyed his nonsensical rants
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 1, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
New show idea: Damon Bruce and Jimmy Fallon do a sports talk/comedy/variety show.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
i might have to shoot myself if i ever hear Jimmy Fallon talk
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Can someone explain why people hate FP so much? He tries, and he’s not a total douche like Eric Karros or John Kruk… What am I missing?
I knew FP hated soccer from having to endure his stint here – on Sacramento radio – but I thought I’d give him another chance on KNBR. When you start talking total shit about the World Cup, and you obviously don’t know what the hell you are talking about … buh-bye. I don’t need a radio show to piss me off, I get enough of that at work.
YEA MEROPE!!!
you and i agree on something!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
/crap on the ground is better than crap smeared on your face.
It is still crap.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I know Santo has the amputations and diabetes and all, but he is just absolutely awful and unlistenable. It actually hurts to listen to him.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Completely unrelated:
But what the hell is the status on Villalona?
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
Return to Sender, Prospect Unknown.
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
One Thing I will miss
is the lulz from Molina hitting a ground ball that an infielder has to dive for, getting up, dusting himself off, adjusting his jock and then then gunning Benji by 10 feet. Part of me is also a little pissed we never got to see him get gunned from the outfield
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 1, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions
I think he owed that to us
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by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 1, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
oh the memories
/fastball hits in mask
/“wild pitch” to backstop
/first pitch swing to pop out with bases loaded
/two hopper to 2B on steal attempt
/dropped third strike
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Jim Callis says RHP Michael Main is the PTBNL.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
FORM 1ST ROUNDER!!!!!!!
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The Main Man?
Main Vein?
Mainly A Throw-in?
I’m just spitballing here. This guy needs a nickname.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Micheal “The Water” Main
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Does this mean I have to post a jpeg of water every time he comes to bat?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL Boston water main
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jul 1, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You mean takes the mound
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Michael "My Second Favorite Giant After Chris Ray" Main
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Considering how he was acquired...
…I vote we call him “Gift Card”.
"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe
anyone know his velocity?
I like the K/BB and the low BB rate, but I would like to see more K’s. Overall, its a steal of a haul for fatty.
low-mid 90s IIRC
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
scroll down, I posted full scouting report
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Sabean is having a GREAT 2010 so far
He made 2 FA mistakes this offseason: DeRosa and Molina. He has now turned Molina into a positive by getting these two players.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
This trade is no longer merely addition by subraction
This shit is straight up addition.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
HELL YEAH
/hopes this isn’t a joke
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Lakers
Favorite NBA team ? i like Lakkers what about you?
Los Angeles Lakers, San Francisco Giants, San Francisco 49ers and the University of California Berkeley FAN. Lakers=2010 Champs, Giants= 2010 NL West Champs, 49ers= Super Bowl 45 Champs.
Lakers!
I like teams that aren’t handed championships
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
or who was handed a guy like Gasol
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I like the way that Boston just gave that one away. LOL
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
You trying to start a fight?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Let's do it, i'm down, i'm pissed off too
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Wrong blog, friend.
This is a baseball blog.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Warriors.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That Bandwagon don’t roll up here in NoCal.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 1, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
REJOICE!!!
Giants trade official. Announcement top of hour. Molina going to Texas (in Anaheim). Chris Ray heading to Denver to join Giants.
COME ON!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
FUCK YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
BETTER THAN SEX!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FTFY
Giants trade official. Announcement top of hour. Molina and a tissue box going to Texas (in Anaheim). Chris Ray heading to Denver to join Giants.
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy tissues or sad tissues?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you have the market corner on happy tissues, so he probably;y has sad tissues. Anyways, could that fat fuck even get himself off without help? He has quite a reach to get around that belly.
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
BRIAN SABEAN IS THE GREATEST HUMAN BEING WHO HAS EVER LIVED
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
i agree with this grougthink
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
OT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
That is some awesome animation.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
patrick boivin may be the contemporary stop-motion master
check out his other stuff like Iron Man vs. Bruce Lee and Boba Fett doing the flashdance routine.
Aw, man. I posted this the other day. At least PiKA saw that one.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Even with the announcement now official
You know bork has bengie penciled in as the starting catcher and has him on the field trying to pretend it’s not real.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
BORK
He’s going to build a paper mache Bengie and put him at catcher, then blame the pitchers for not hitting the target when the ball goes to the backstop
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Would anyone be able to tell the difference?
I bet the paper mache Bengie is faster than the real one.
Just wait till Whiteside takes the field in a fat suit
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
“A Touch of Gray”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
man those are lousy commercials
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
SHIFT-A
WTF DID WE SERIOUSLY GET MICHAEL MAIN TOO????
Also the internet at the middle school I’m at in the mornings blocks MCC, but not the main SBnation site. Weird.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It’s the porn star discussion above. Bank on it.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
ctrl+f: “north”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabean needs to see what he can get if the team eats Rowand’s salary!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps this appeases taliesen.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not angry
I don’t need to be appeased. This trade is fine with me (even without the PTBNL). I’m happy Molina’s gone. But I’m not ready to forgive Sabean for re-signing him in the winter.
But the most widely mocked theory about that re-signing was that they would keep him around until they felt confident that Buster could handle starting and wouldn’t be overworked by having to catch full time for an entire season, eventually dumping him onto a team that needed a veteran catcher before the trade deadline in return for some younger talent. Well, lo and behold, things worked out just as Sabean planned!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
This line..I belong in it.
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I think the other GM's have a pact
once every 3 years, let Brian Sabean make a deal so outrageous that he keeps his job (see Morris, Matt). There’s no other way we got Michael frigging Main + Chris Ray for Bengie Molina.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Believe it
Main goes to #sfgiants AA affiliate. Ray joins Giants in COL. Both are currently en route. Molina on his way to Anaheim to meet Rangers
*Molina on his way to Anaheim to eat rangers.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL HOMECOMING HERE COMES BENGIE MOLINA LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!!
/crickets
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Why did they announce Main as a PTBNL if we’re getting him right now?
Also I’m shocked the Giants got a non-shitty prospect as the PTBNL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
They probably gave SF choice of 3 dudes and just wanted to send the trade for approval yesterday, SF selected today.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Good call. I’m just ecstatic we got a decent arm back!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Michael Main is not a nobody. He’s a prospect who was highly regarded going in to last season as maybe one of the 100 best in the country (some even arguing the best in the Rangers system). He suffered a down year in 2009, but he’s bounced back in 2010, with a 7.1 K/9, with only a 2.1 BB/9 and a 3.45 ERA.
I just don’t see how you can trade someone with Main’s ceiling for Bengie Molina unless you’re getting absolutely no MLB-caliber production from the catcher spot. Unless the Rangers have completely lost confidence in Main and the difference in handling pitchers between Max Ramirez and Molina is so great it’s worth it.
If this is true, you had better be right, Rangers. Please, please be right.
http://dallas.sbnation.com/2010/7/1/1547866/jim-callis-michael-main-is-the
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
We needed some upper minors pitching depth in the worst way. And Main seems like more than just depth, he seems to have at least 3rd starter potential.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
wow I like
http://www.bbtia.com/home/2010/5/5/highest-ceilings-in-the-rangers-system-michael-main-16.html
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
wow me likey
hopefully we can fix his mechanical issues and then trade him for a bat
amen to that
at least now Matt Cane for Don Felder trade posts will have a pitching prospect to include in the nonsense.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
My first reaction hearing it was Main was : is he better than alderson?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
PTBNL = Michael Main
AmyGGiants
#sfgiants have officially traded Catcher Bengie Molina for Rangers RHP’s Chris Ray & minor leaguer Michael Main
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Main will be reporting to Richmond
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
it appears he is the Main guy in the trade
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
That’s the word on the street.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm. Maybe the Giants really did get the better end of this trade...
Even Ken Rosenthal (not exactly the most popular person with Giants fans) almost came to the point of admitting the Giants won in his article about it. He couldn’t say it without saying some half-assed BS about the Giants beforehand, but he still pretty much said the Giants got the best deal. Here’s the quote:
" The deal is more of a gamble for the Giants than the Rangers, who probably could not have traded for a better catcher than Molina. The winner of a trade, however, often is deemed to be the team that acquires the best player.
The Giants might have done just that by creating a greater opportunity for Buster Posey."
From Ken Rosenthal, that’s about as nice a thing you’re gonna hear when you live on this side of the US.
The giants would have gotten the best of the deal even if they got nothing in return and payed the entire salary.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
The Giants win any trade in which the trade the league worst starting position player.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
the mets have two
the Rangers, who probably could not have traded for a better catcher than Molina
and maybe for Mains they would have given one.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Lonestarball is uh..not happy.
if true
that makes me wanna puke
i can’t believe this.
michael main for freaking bengie molina????
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 1, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions
My first thought is
Is he better than Tim Alderson?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Much better
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
DEAL WITH IT, EVERYTHINGS BIGGER IN TEXAS INCLUDING YOUR FAT ASS CATCHER
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Shift + A
So did I miss anything beside another Lewis is/ is not the problem rant?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
The PTBNL was actually a good prospect. The McCoven rejoiced even further than they had before.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This might be the best Birthday I've had in years!!!
Susan if you are reading this don’t let that last statement make feel you have to stop Sabean from Shippng out Rowand if it is on todays dockett as well!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Maybe the Giants really did get the best end of this trade...
Even Ken Rosenthal (not exactly the most popular person with Giants fans) almost came to the point of admitting the Giants won in his article about it. He couldn’t say it without saying some half-assed BS about the Giants beforehand, but he still pretty much said the Giants got the best deal. Here’s the quote:
" The deal is more of a gamble for the Giants than the Rangers, who probably could not have traded for a better catcher than Molina. The winner of a trade, however, often is deemed to be the team that acquires the best player.
The Giants might have done just that by creating a greater opportunity for Buster Posey."
From Ken Rosenthal, that’s about as nice a thing you’re gonna hear when you live on this side of the US.
Umm, OK…again
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
You may not.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Molina hearts Posey
Q: Do you believe Posey is ready to catch this staff?
A: Buster and I are very good friends. I don’t care what people think or say. I love that kid. We’re good friends, his wife and my wife too, they are friends. We are good people.
We are good people.
that is a really odd thing to say.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
“Do you like this ice cream?”
“The sky is blue!”
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Molina beats around te bush
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
TWSS
Lars must have had a little too much celebratory mead today…
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Sad Bengie has a sad
You know me, my life has always been uphill.
Yeah getting to play a game and become rich while doing it. Poor fucking guy.
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
I think he was describing the directions to the local McDonalds
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 1, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
His dad died and stuff.
That wasn’t fun, I’m sure.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Do you think he might have had a hard time growing up in Puerto Rico perhaps?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Q: Do you put your keys in a bowl when you go to Buster’s house?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
From Baggs
He is sad to be leaving the Giants and his adopted home of San Francisco, he is shocked at the timing of the deal and he can’t help but feel sore at being traded.
Can’t escape that
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 1, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
That whole article is full of Molina whine. What a big sack of baby he is.
To wit:
Q: What did Giants officials tell you? What was their rationale for the trade?
A: They didn’t say much. They said they needed a reliever and I didn’t understand that part very well. He said they needed a reliever so that was the main reason and they wanted to get me to a winning team.
Then I heard from other people the Rangers were the heavy suitors and came up strong, and the Giants couldn’t pass that up. For me, I don’t understand it. Because the key is the catcher. He controls the team and the pitching, especially young teams, that has to be the key. And I know I was appreciated, but when you’re traded you don’t feel that way. I don’t think they realize how much. But I think it’s part of the game.
In other words: WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME? I’M THE BEST CATCHER EVER AND YOU DON’T LOVE ME! I CONTROL THE WHOLE GAME AND I’M THE VERY BEST AND YOU WON’T LOVE ME!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I will forever henceforth think of him as Bengie Favre.
Note to Bengie: The catcher may well be the key. And the Giants have one.
actually two
hopefully one will actually play catcher now.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
enjoy your new apartment in Prickly Heat, TX
He’s right, the catcher is the key. And it’s appearing that someone on the Giants (Evans?) realized this too. Way to handle those staffs to 90 losses your first two years in SF.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
What a big sack of baby he is.
/LOL…writes down that line for future use.
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I really wanted Bengie to leave on a nostalgic, he was a good Giant note, but that interview is making that tough. Maybe I’m sensitive, because I have been through some really tough stuff this year, but I don’t feel the least bit sorry for him. Also, I’m glad to see him go, because he seems utterly clueless about baseball.
Also, LOL Rangers. Not only did they give up way too much for him, but he discloses in that article that his elbow is injured.
by kdl on Jul 1, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Whiny pants. That’s what he is. That’s why I’ve been so down on him. You don’t complain like that. “I did my best and they trade me so this kid can play.” And man did he give Buster a loaded back-handed compliment. Way to be classy, fathead.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Didn’t he say something like, “he’ll do all right”? Way to damn with faint praise.
If he were a grown up without this overblown ego and sense of entitlement, he would see how he’s deteriorated and understand what’s going on.
by kdl on Jul 1, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Comparable skill set actually...
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I guess Main = new Alderson?
It’s like they got Franchez for free! Although Alderson has had better success in the minors thus far but Main is probably 2-3 years away from the show if at all.
So this is what it feels like to not get fleeced on a trade, huh.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
how did you squeeze in a TMNT reference in there?
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
I think it’s more of a case of squeezing one out, given the context.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Main ranked 6th in a strong farm system
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
This I don't like
Many were expecting a breakout 2009 performance, but Main’s health had other ideas. His velocity and confidence were down, and his control took a step backward. His immense upside is still present, however. Maybe we will get his breakout in 2010.
No, Alderson always had his doubters for having a funky motion and only throwing low 90’s despite being 6ft6 or something
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by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Reading further though, he had a weird viral disease last year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Coccidioidomycosis!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
But it sure is fun to say! Eighteen letters, eight syllables and cocks!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Cocks FTW
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 1, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY GUYZ, YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT STORY WHERE SABEAN IS THE TOUGHEST GUY TO MAKE A DEAL WITH???!?!?!?! top story on espn!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I have a feeling that this story/rumor is the ONLY reason this trade happened.
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
SABEAN HAS BEEN AWESOME, why would he use some stupid ass story from espn to make a trade
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Sabean woke up from a nap
And put on his lucky Jeff-Kent-signed trade makin’ hat.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
OT: Ripping for Mac
I’ve about had it with freaking itunes… is there just a simple ripping application I can use on my macbook (10.4.11)? I use freerip on my pc is there something equivalent for the mac?
Nerd talk for converting file types of music.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
ah, just get a PC, MAC HATES YOU MEROPE
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Nah, i’ll pass, but seriously i’m not a big fan anymore of my Mac, it’s probably since it’s like over 5 years, however, it’s still working fine. The HP my friend got, a brand new one looks insane
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You might consider how satisfied you’d be with a 5 year old PC.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 2, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Handbrake. It’s free, and has some nice options.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Wait. Never mind. I thought you meant DVDs.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Audacity is a free audio editing application. The files on the CD should be .aiff’s which I think Audacity can export as mp3’s… but if you want to do it in batches, there’s probably a more appropriate app to use.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Toast
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 1, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Toast is great. And not just with butter and jam.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Merope...
Try these sites. I have used them all at one time or another. Primarily freeware, some shareware.
http://www.freemacware.com/category/audio-freeware-for-macs/
http://www.pure-mac.com/audio.html
http://mac.appstorm.net/roundups/music-roundups/8-powerful-mac-audio-tools/
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Wow. Lone Star Ball is apoplectic. Just pissed off beyond belief. And they’re absolutely right in being that way!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
screw em, they're leading the division, and they're STILL pissed
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Well, they just gave up a good prospect for Bengie Molina.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Haven’t been following much of the convo here today, but is the kid a good prospect?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I mean, didn’t I just say that?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Not in those exact words, n… wait….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
i mean, what i'm saying is, even though you said he's a "good"
prospect, i’ll have to check out the stats as well, a simple “good” doesnt do it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Oh, okay.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
sorry, but i mean, i’m a stat guy and analysis guy, not into just saying, “oh the guys good” but i trust ya jponry!!!!! one of the most intelligent people on McC! :)
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Well, there is a whole fanpost about him, as well as a lot of talk about his numbers in this post.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Also, the google might point you to some useful information regarding Mr. Main.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 1, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
When you lose a trade to Brian Sabean, you probably should be apoplectic.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
They were like, “LOL SABEAN THIS SHOULD BE A RIPOFF….WAIT WTF??!!”
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
Sabes the used call salesman
BS: “What can I do to put a Molina on your team today?”
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 1, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
*used car
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 1, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
If If you think about it
This is worse for them than the Alderson trade was for us.
At least we were trading for a player with a year and a half of control left and who was playing well. Bengie is an FA after this season and has played like shit. I’d be pissed if we lost a good pitching prospect for that too.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
sounds like Bengie is hurt too with a sore elbow
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Pretty good rage between the posters about expected value.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL RANGERS
Molina is a 13-year veteran who spent most of his career with the Angels. While he’s probably the fattest catcher you ever did see (listed at 5-11, 225) and his plodding on the basepaths is considered a liability, his handling of pitchers and defense are above-average. In San Francisco he hit .257 with three homers and 17 RBI.
His arrival should bring some long-term stability to a position thrown into chaos this season.
LOL beat wrtiers.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
awesome
his handling of pitchers and defense are above-average.
Also, he is not allergic to unicorns!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
No Golden Spikes battery
Posey to share duties, Sabean not sure who’ll catch Lincecum. “I would presume it would be Whiteside.”
Well, fuck.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
are you serious
you cannot be serious
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m honestly not too upset about this. Catching 3 out of 5 is fine. Save his legs.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
He’s going to have to get used to catching Lincecum eventually.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yes but i’m not too upset that he’s not catching Lincecum RIGHT NOW.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
They'll teamed up eventually
As Yankees in 2016.
/bans self
// wait, can’t banned self because I’m not a mod
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 1, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
/cody ransom, randy winn
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 1, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, Bruce Bochy
Of course you’d find a way to rain on my parade.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Wow, Michael Main
If this Main guy turns into a decent starting pitcher, Molina’s signing suddenly becomes valid and worth while. Is it possible to give Sabean credit for some kind of jedi move, here?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Don't be so high on Sabes yet
He might make a boneheaded move at the deadline.
Something like Runzler and Neal for DeJesus.
Or jose guillen
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
ugh
I could understand DeJesus, but that for Guillen? Yikes.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 1, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Or Raul Ibanez
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Not sure about that.
Is this guy’s expected value $4M? Obviously his ceiling’s way above that, but what’s the chance he makes it to the majors as a starter? 10%?
Hey, 10% is better than 0%. I would have given away Bengie for an order of Fries from McDonald’s, but we actually got something that may potentially have VALUE for him.
Yeah, I know. I’m just trying to figure out what would be a plausible value for Main. If, while under team control, he’s got a 5% chance of being a regular starter (~$50M) and a 25% of being a middle reliever (~$8M, generously), then that gives him an expected value of $4.5M, which is what the Giants paid for Bengie, and Sabes broke even on the deal. (Note that the Rangers did not, since they only got $2M.) If Main is worth less than that, signing Bengie was as dumb as I thought it was at the time, and if Main is worth more, Sabes is a genius.
Today: 1:45 p.m.
/Brian Sabean wakes up at his desk, head pounding, drool-soaked papers sticking to his face.
Sabean: “What the… papers… what are these doing h— oh, my head.”
/entre Bobby Evans
Sabean: “Jesus, Bobby, what did we do last night? I don’t remember anything.”
Evans: “It was pretty wild alright. Oh, I see you found your pants. That’s good.”
Sabean: “My…? Wait… why can’t I feel my mouth?”
/Bobby Evans shifts nervously
Evans: “Well, the truth is, Brian, after all the drinking…”
Sabean: “What? After all the drinking what?”
Evans: “You might have been drugged.”
Sabean: “Drugged? What… what do you mean? I don’t understand any of this.”
Evans: “Okay. I drugged you.”
Sabean: “This still doesn’t make any sense. What are all these papers here f—”
Evans: “Dammit, Brian, it was the end of the day! I needed to get to work but you were just drinking and drinking and cussing and pinching the interns. The phones were ringing, Brian. The phones were ringing! I had to do it. I had to.”
Sabean: “Phones… papers… what’s going on here, Bobby? What did you do?”
Evans: “And, well, I couldn’t just let you black out. I had to know that you wouldn’t wake up until the paperwork became official. I had to do it, Brian. I’m sorry. I’m… sorry….”
Sabean: “Bobby, you’re scaring me. What did you do? What happened last night?”
Evans: “Just… just don’t watch Baseball Tonight tonight, Brian. Promise me. Just… promise me you won’t watch…”
/exeunt Bobby Evans, head down
Sabean: “Wait… Bobby… wait… don’t go… I’m scared, Bobby. I’m so scared…”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
needs more Susan
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
She’s in the back room having sex with Tidrow
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
ENTRE BOBBY EVANS!!
I didn’t read anymore because the spelling error totally ruined all the jokes.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 1, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It was French. Notice the ‘exeunt’ at the end.
Also, elitist.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
the French speak Latin now? Next you’ll tell me that Sabes traded Molina for two live arms.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
Well… It’s kinda the right region.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
ROMANCE LANGUAGES ALL SOUND THE SAME
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
AND FRENCH IS PRETTY ARCHAIC AS FAR AS ROMANCE LANGUAGES GO, SO FUCK YOU!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah I was pretty sure it was intentional. I just wanted to throw that back in Howie’s face.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 1, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
So EFffing good!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
LOL Bowker
One key is getting more LH bats in lineup, and Sabean wants to trade for one. For now, Ishikawa could get more time. Huff at 1B tonight.
I smell DeJesus in our future.
Who is this bowker you speak of
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
i’m not opposed by that notion. Honestly. I love Bowker and all, but Dejesus is a proven player that is significantly better than Bowker defensively and gets on base.
I’m even willing to sacrifice a decent prospect for Dejesus. He has one more year at 6M.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
And is not fat or slow, not base stealing vroom though.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
This thread is having its way with my computer.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
There’s a new thread on the front page. Everyone can move over there!
by kdl on Jul 1, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
a nice meal would help push me out this door…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 1, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, a weed is not a meal!
ps—my dog makes this sound and it always reminds me of aruuu-gula
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 1, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Rangers fan quote
if we’re seeing Cain, Lincecum, and Main raising the trophy, we will remember this day.
They think we have a chance in the near future!!!
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
I like the lookout landings quote better
d_a_cameron
Attn Mariners: Please trade Lee to Texas. Based on reported return for Molina, they will pay through the nose if M’s pick up his salary.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Lincecum and Cain and hope for Main?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
God, this is amazing. So we got a PTBN that was actually WORTH something? Haven’t said it in a while, but Sabes, you won. You actually won.
Basically, the Rangers sold Michael Main to the Giants for 2 Million Dollars.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I've been away from a computer for the last two days, so I've had to wait to say this:
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUSTER POSEY, BITCHES!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
by goGSW24 on Jul 1, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That is all.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
rec'd
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 1, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Torres
Rowand cf, Renteria ss, Huff 1b, Burrell lf, Sandoval 3b, Uribe 2b, Posey c, Schierholtz rf, Bumgarner
WTF ROWAND?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres is apparently dinged up a little. LOL Rowand leading off for the rest of the year.
It is Aaron Cook though, so left hander = schierholtz.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOOKS COMFORTABLE AT LEADOFF SPOT!!!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
We are getting closer and closer to the ideal line up! Change Rent with Sanchez (move URIBE to SS) and Torres and Nate and you a semblance of a lineup!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Would much rather see Torres and Nate than any combo with Rowand.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Whoops, I meant Rowand and Torres!
LOL ME!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
WOAHHHHH
where the fuck is Molina?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Chris Ray was awesome in Balt
He wil be even better in the National League
not the case
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
unless you factor in contracts
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
so was George Sherrill (current ERA 6.98)
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 1, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Finding a relief pitcher with consistently good stats. Not a closer, or even a set-up man, but a relief pitcher. Is there anything harder to find in all of baseball?
Wait, when did closers and set-up men stop being relief pitchers?
"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe
see “Tony LaRussa”
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 1, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
attaboy Sabes
#Giants got a useful reliever and a pretty good pitching prospect from the #Rangers while making room for Posey. Nice job by them.
Great the rowand at lead off era apparently is back
I guess bork has to fuck this team over in one way or another regardless of who’s on the team BORK BORK.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Sabean made a great trade
In addition to Ray, we got their first round pick from a couple seasons ago.
Am I missing some chasm here?
1. We are paying B.Mo’s salary for the rest of the year. (Rangers added no salary, which means we are paying for B.Mo and they are paying the remainder of the $975K annual to Ray).
2. Rays has 16, 16 big Ks . . . in 31 IP . . . to go with 16 BBs. Yes, that’s right, he’s got the much vaunted perfect 1:1 K/BB ratio.
3. Michael Main is a No. 1 pick . . . from three years ago . . . playing in high A California league with a 6.83 ERA and 9 HRs allowed in 58 IP.
This was a dump to rid ourselves of a problem . . . and pay the price for it. I give Sabes all credit for mesmerizing the Bucs into eating the Matt Morris contract for us. But this deal is not like that one.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jul 1, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Oops . . . slight clarification
Those Cal league stats are from last year. 72Ks, 21 BBs in 91.1 IP this year at Bakersfield. 14 HRs in those 91.1 IP, which is a pretty big number. These do not sound like the numbers of a top prospect. A solid high-A guy, sure.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jul 1, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Trade doesn’t happen without paying part of the salary.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
No disagreement that we had to pay to get this done . . .
My argument is with the OP that this is a “great trade.”
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jul 1, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
IAWTC
particularly since the trade undoes a signing that should never have happened, which itself was layered on top of the original signing which also probably should never have happened.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Jul 2, 2010 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Main had some weird disease last year, which apparently affected his pitching. He was good before 2009, and hes been very good this year.
I was promised lasagna.
Not so sure.
Good results, but a few troublesome numbers, like a 1.0 K/W ratio, and a high TB/H ratio.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
LOLINA!
For old time’s sake.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 1, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
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