Post-game thread: I'll just put this up now because I have work to do
I don’t want the Giants to lose. I want them to squeak into the playoffs. I want red-white-and-blue bunting around the perimeter of field. Maybe Huey Lewis can throw out a first pitch or sing the anthem, or something. I want the Giants to win.
But...
If they have to lose -- and it certainly looks like the laws of physics are conspiring against the team -- maybe there will be some change. Maybe the investors will want a manager who doesn’t have "Yakity Sax" playing over the silent movie of his career. Maybe the investors will figure out that the offense has been bad for six straight years. and that the person responsible for building a good offense doesn’t really know how.
Maybe. I’d rather the team not lose. But if they have to lose, at least I can hope for a reason to hope. So this is a win/win situation. Except for all the losing. Other than that, there will be a positive outcome at the end of the season.
Unless, what , the Giants just keep thinking that Sabean and Bochy are the right people for the job, regardless of on-field performance? Yeah, I’d like to see that happen. No way. Either the Giants win, or they get new management to put the team in a position to win. THERE IS NO OTHER, SCARIER ALTERNATIVE. It’s a binary set. This can’t just continue on indefinitely.
Right?
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Ruh Roh...
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Sigh.
I am beginning to think the Giants are not a playoff caliber team.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ACTUALLY, YES THEY FUCKING ARE THEY JUST WONT PUT THE FUCKING PLAYERS THAT MAKE THEM A FUCKING PLAYOFF TEAM ON THE FUCKING FIELD
FUCK
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Rather eloquent IMO
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
For one, you could say someone like POSEY?
And possibly Torres?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Just because

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
lol it's me dude
no thanks
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Sooo
We lose and Rowand goes 3 for 4.
Worst case scenario
Nooo, worst case scenario would be all that, plus Whiteside getting hurt and Molina also going 3 for 4.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Really good O-line though
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Prince pushed Posey back to Fresno.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'd prefer a baseball player under 300 pounds
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear the dude can play some basketball and make some pancakes.
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
How about a game of basketball? You and your group of flunkies against me and The Revolution?
FREE BUSTER POSEY
You guys want some grapes?
Bitches
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 30, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
why don't you purify yourself in the waters of lake minnetonka?
Holy shit I miss that show
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I rowed a boat across Minnentonka once when I was a kid. My uncle lived next to the Great Norwegian’s house and they let us use their row boat.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
nice
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Prince was amazing.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
This was another great Chapelles show.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Was there one that wasn't?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Your crew against the Revolution
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
“the only black people in minnesota are prince and kirby puckett” — Chris Rock
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
“Something something something something black something something” – Chris Rock.
I was promised lasagna.
His stuff on relationships is really funny.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
His stuff on relationships can also be really stupid. Race really is his wheelhouse, and deservedly so.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m beginning to think that you hate fun.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
He’s in training to be a teacher.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
IMO he’s a pretty funny dude. However, I get tired of, “Here’s the difference between black people and white people.” I also don’t like, “LOL GUYZ ARE RETARDS AND GIRLZ LIKE TO SHOP.”
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
Yeah, his gender stuff can be really problematic, and there are always holes in race comedy. But I think he does the latter a lot better and more intelligently than a lot of people, whereas his bits on the former often seem to make me cringe.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
watch his documentary "GOOD HAIR"
surprisingly, a non-fiction feature which he directs about a gender AND race issue was hilarious and poignant. i’m really hoping he does more docs.
I'm sorry
but breaking down comedy like this makes it no longer funny IMO. It’s why I’m glad I’m not an english major.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
WHEN YOU STICK AARON ROWAND IN THE LEADOFF SPOT, HE SEES THE BALL DIFFERENTLY
SO I’M GOING TO RIIIIIIDE THIS HOT HAND, FUCKERS — SINCERELY, BRUCE BOCHY
And yes Grant, I've been trumpeting this cause for the last 2 months
I want the Giants to win. This team isn’t going to win, so I’d rather they fail spectacularly and :
1. Protected First Round Pick
2. Fire Bochy and Sabean
3. Sell at the deadline and get returns for Huff and Uribe’s career year.
4. Posey Posey Posey
5. I need to save money for Sharks 10-pack instead of spending on the Giants for the “stretch drive”
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I’ve reached this point.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
I am so here
Hold back Timmay and Buster, and trade trade trade.
But your point number 2. must happen first, along with out-right release of Big Money. We have seen plenty of “clearly done” players over the past few years, none not nearly as “clearly done” as Bengie.
IF THEY TRADE CAIN I AM GOING TO CUT EVERYBODY I SEE
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
but… but… what if i see you going to a giants game… ur gonna cut me?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I WILL CUT YOUR ASS
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The only Giants GM I’ve ever known is Sabean. He wasn’t a lifetime appointment?
They could be Giants...but not really.
No, those are called “wives”
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
So they’re bumping up the Bay Bridge toll to six bucks? Charging 2.50 for carpoolers? That sucks.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What the fuck? That really sucks.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Higher tolls > higher taxes, apparently.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Higher tolls do not require a 2/3 majority.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Quite.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Plus, only the people that actually use the bridges pay the toll.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
When does this start, anyway?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Tomorrow, I think.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Of course it would start just when I need to go into the city.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If you don’t pay no tolls than we don’t get no rolls.
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
I made that up.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
If you wanna get in this boy’s hole
The 1st pitch is the best
by Tay on Jun 30, 2010 3:35 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
What about the Carquinez Bridge?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
If it’s owned by the state, it gets a toll hike.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yes. I’m pretty sure it’s all the major bridges. Carquinez. Bay. Golden Gate. Richmond/SR.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Not the Golden Gate.
But they might just go along for the ride. Golden Gate is privately owned.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I think.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This is correct.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Jun 30, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I just assume because the GG is the most fuckdrive of all the bridges.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
San Mateo, too?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL HOWIE
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
All of them except the Golden Gate
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Dang.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
This makes me realize that I’ve never been on the Bay Bridge, despite living in the area my entire life. Upside to living in the South Bay, I guess.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
You're lucky
Living in the Valley, the Bay Bridge is the fastest way to get to San Francisco for us.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I’ve spent a whoooole lotta time on that bridge.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
DEFINITELY DOES
the east bay is sometimes fun to live in… i’d rather take the south bay, love los gatos and san mateo
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
What a convoluted way to raise the toll price. $6 for rush hour. 4$ between those hours. 5$ for the weekend.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/06/28/MNBP1E4HMK.DTL
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That won’t cause any confusion, none at all.
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 30, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
They say their priority is safety, yet they have intentionally instituted a system that will provoke last-second panic in drivers.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I think you can actually get an IOU for the exact cost of toll at the toll-booth if you don’t have the right change.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure didn’t work that way for me. I may have been unlucky.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Somebody I know told me they got one, but I have FasTrak so I’ve never tried.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
It’s called, IOU the bridge toll PLUS 25 dollars fine.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 30, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
$500 yearly tax to commuters, after taxes. Totally fucked up. Didn’t even get the chance to vote on it. For many people, this is a MAJOR MAJOR taxation.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 30, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Torture
Overachieving last year did us absolutely no good. In fact, I think it hindered whatever progress we might have otherwise made. As long as we’re not “in this thing,” we have an opportunity to (1) really and truly evaluate some of our younger players, and (2) improve our position in next year’s better-stocked draft. These are both outcomes to be desired, although neither will be leveraged to their fullest extent as long as Mr. Sabean and Mr. Bochy are still employed in San Francisco. So, we’re stuck with hoping that this year is SO terrible that even William Neukom can decipher the tea leaves and, in the immortal words of Michael Jackson: make that change.
"Row(and) will come out of this. You stay with your guys and he is one of our guys." - Bruce Bochy 05-31-10
"...and with Titanic's transverse bulkheads and watertight doors, it renders this vessel practically unsinkable." - "Shipbuilder" magazine, 1912
Overachieving last year did us absolutely no good.
This was my biggest fear coming into this season.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Yeah
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
My biggest fear coming into the season was 8 veteran position players
So far, so good.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Doing OK till . . .
. . . that last sentence (though I suppose the “hoping” redeems it). I simply do not understand why people who appear to have little if any knowledge above the fanboy level spend the mega-millions needed to buy a ball club. In some cases, it’s an ego trip, the owner makes himself or herself a public figure (Marge, baby!), but how many people outside the Bay Area—or even in it—know who Bill Neukom is? I do not understand it.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Not sure I understand your response
You agree generally? But you don’t understand what? That public pressure could eventually sway Mr. Neukom?
"Row(and) will come out of this. You stay with your guys and he is one of our guys." - Bruce Bochy 05-31-10
"...and with Titanic's transverse bulkheads and watertight doors, it renders this vessel practically unsinkable." - "Shipbuilder" magazine, 1912
My reply was weak.
I admit it. I first read the last sentence as meaning that surely Neukom will notice, and reckoned that if he hadn’t already noticed enough to fire Bochean right now—or never have renewed it/them—he wasn’t likely to ever. Of course, what you actually said was different: “we’re stuck with hoping that this year is SO terrible that even William Neukom can &c &c”. But I wanted to say something about my immense disappointment with this ownership group, so I leaned on a weak straw to get it in even after I had re-read the sentence. Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
OMG MCC YOU ARE LOSING ME
TOO MUCH NEGATIVITY!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHY ARE PEOPLE PISSED
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Also
I am pretty sure the Giants have an extra “Go to 10” line somewhere in the front office programming.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/lawsuit
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Congratulations you have successfully sued jhiat00. Here are his student loans! Enjoy!
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
After that
You die of dysentery.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 30, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
/goes back to page 23
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/talks to magical dragon about it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
So I guess I should wait for this movie to hit DVD in a few months, then rent it and MST3K it with my friends? While silently weeping because I love the show?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Come to the park...

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 30, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
IRL LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
INSTANT LOL
I wanna see the sign he holds up after he hits the ground.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 30, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
"We're 6ft under this thing"
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
by The Nick on Jun 30, 2010 3:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
It’s no Penismonster inside, but it’ll do.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Worst advertising slogan since "WE'RE IN THIS THING!!!"
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
THING meaning garbage-can...right?
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on Jun 30, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I stand by my earlier assumtion:
Bruce Bochy hates the Giants
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
hey guys,
so shitty results for both yall and us Rockies fans today. Can I come here and cuss for a little fucking bit?
They'll play what I tell them to play...for I am the mayor of Albuquerque!
by frightened inmate #2 on Jun 30, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
Yes, but you have to blow us all first
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
hhhhee.mmmm. welll. i guess, line up to the left?
They'll play what I tell them to play...for I am the mayor of Albuquerque!
by frightened inmate #2 on Jun 30, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
just watching the padres is annoying as shit.
they don’t swing, just stick the bat out and bloop the crap out of everything.
They'll play what I tell them to play...for I am the mayor of Albuquerque!
by frightened inmate #2 on Jun 30, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not a scientist
but every run scored by the Padres has come from Satan himself.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
it’s the new moneyball. All about getting the opposing starting pitcher out of the game by the 5th inning.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Seriously
The people who say “baseball is boring” need to watch teams besides the Padres. Also, David Eckstein is annoying as hell.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
You're playing the Giants next
You have no reason to cuss.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 30, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If anything you should be relishing a 4 game sweep
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
But, seriously, are you really that miserable? The Rockies are a good team and will be there at the end. While we’re all assuming the Giants will just roll over and die in Colorado, they have this weird tendency of being just competitive enough to hold our interest. Of course, the Rockies will come back in the end to crush the Giants’ hopes, but it’s only July now for the Rockies, still plenty of time before your team runs away with this thing.
Oh,
And if some Rockie hits a come from behind grand slam, I will burn your city to the ground.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I will, too.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Already made peace with the Giants' fate this season.
A Spilborghs walk-off grand slam would be hilarious and not devastating.
truly, not. But this inconsistency is tough to watch. and Mora was our cleanup hitter for whateverr reason today. Just every time it feels like it’s all coming together, an egg like today is laid.
They'll play what I tell them to play...for I am the mayor of Albuquerque!
by frightened inmate #2 on Jun 30, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaron Rowand is our leadoff hitter.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
The Rockies should scare people as they have lots of talent but I would fear for their fans that Jim Tracy isn’t smart enough or have the balls to do what was suggested on Fangraphs the other day:
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/what-the-colorado-rockies-should-do/
Moving Hawpe to 1st, while trying to find a 2b, like Uggla. That would be scary…
Hell damn fart!
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 30, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
ASS KINGS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
KINGS OF ASS!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
You know who I feel bad for
Not us. That nice looking old lady they just showed keeping score. She clearly love this team and has to put up with this shit in her old age
Anagram of "Bruce Bochy's a cunt"
Actually, that’s fine the way it is.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 30, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with this
Of course I’d rather they win… but if the Giants are going to lose, I’d prefer they do it in spectacular fashion, for the following potential benefits:
1) Real change at manager… maybe from an oldschool, station to station, veteran savvy emphasizing guy to somebody who lets the kids play and doesn’t get freaked out by a more exciting brand of basketball
2) A better GM… honestly I just want somebody who won’t overpay for mediocre aging veterans and trusts his scouting staff/stat guys.
3) A better draft pick
4) Maybe it shakes up some of the guys on this team who really need a bit of a wakeup call (Pablo, I love your style of play and I’m in your corner, but dude, you’re a PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE. You’re getting paid money to be in good shape… so you know, why don’t you try getting in shape? And not hacking at pitches at eye-level and higher, that would be nice too).
5) Maybe new management realizes that, while young pitchers aren’t made of porcelain, they are made of flesh and bones and tendons and ligaments, and that those things can be fairly fragile too.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jun 30, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
THANKS FOR WRITING WHAT I WROTE IN MORE TEXT 109 109 109 109 109 109 109 109
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
a) at work, wanted to vent, didn’t read the thread… my bad
b) looks to me like we agree on the “fire sabean/bochy” and “better draft pick” things… but outside of that there are some differences.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jun 30, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Steve Decker needs to be up here now.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
I agree.
Maybe I should bring a “PROMOTE DECKER NOW” sign to the yard.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
FREE STEVE DECKER would be nice.
or idk Steve Decker
Can
Save us
Now
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
That works, too.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
"Steve Decker" anagram
SEEK ERECT VD
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 30, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Padilla is now 5-0 as a SP in At&t park
how does that make you feel?
It makes me want to punch a duck.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
peking?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
It is your fault for leaving your curtains open!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Even these ones?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
D’awww. Okay, maybe not ducks.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
/slides past baltimore chop and punches those damn ducks
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
YEA WHAT NOW YOU DUMB DUCKS!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
OREGON!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL OREGON
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
These ducks could kick your ass
They have coexisted with dark skinned firebenders for CENTURIES!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
RACIST!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL SHYAMAMAMAMAMAMALAN
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Has Lars kicked all the puppies already?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
I am all out of puppies. I am waiting for a new shipment from Tony LaRussa.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched a total of 3 innings during this series.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
Good for you.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
i hate you
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Yeah I get that a lot.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched the first 2 games of this series
Comcast’s suckiness saved me from watching this trainwreck
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
OT: Well, better start looking into College football season a month and a half early
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m probably gonna follow some local collegiate summer ball teams and the Grizzlies.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
CAL IS GOING TO THE EMERALD BOWL THIS YEAR BABY. OH YEAH. ALL THE WAY.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you really think that tho?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Depends 100% on Kevin Riley not being the worst quarterback in the nation again.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ALEX SMITH
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
JARRETT BROWN>>>>>>>>>ALEX SMITH
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He a senior this year? how bout your line?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m really only worried about Riley.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
But wouldn’t the line technically determine how Riley plays? I mean, if they’re giving him good protection and he’s still screwing up, well, it’s fucked
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
The line is fine.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That answers that then, defense?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Fine.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Sooooooo you should probably make some sort of run for the conference…
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Well, the secondary was actually pretty weak last year and Sydquan is gone now, so the defense might still be a bit of an issue. But really, the missing piece ever since Rodgers has been the quarterback every single year. That has been the one consistently glaring hole for Cal for years now.
That’s been the roadblock to a bowl game, and I won’t blame any other unit on the team until it gets fixed.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
So basically it’s all on riley right now and it’s just like last year where it was the QB, because yea, the line did look good last year, same with the RB’s.
So, what happens if USC has the best record in the conference?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
USC is sanctioned down the stretch, nerds.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think they can play in any bowls.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
So basically if they have the best record, they
just go with the second best team? and reward them a bowl game
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Pretty much
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
:(
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
You've had your fun mymclife, HAVE FUN THE NEXT FEW YEARS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I had ONE YEAR of semi-fun. I was a Stanford fan before, and you know how much they’ve sucked in football.
I mean, they could have at least gone to the Rose Bowl the year before the sanctions. Not the rain-filled Emerald Bowl (even though that did mean I got to go to it).
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Probably a good time to be a stanford fan
with watching Andrew Luck? That’ll be pretty interesting. HAHA MYMCLIFE’S SCHOOL GOING TO THE EMERLOLD BOWL
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
HA
FUCK EM.
Playing dumb like they did not know what the hell was going on.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GO FRESNO STATE
PAT HILL WILL BRING THIS TEAM BACK, GO CARR!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOYA
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
GO FRESNO STATE
/knows little about college football
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
They play against Cincinnati AGAIN, i fucking hate Cincy
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Fuck Cincy.
I gotta make it a habit to watch more Fresno State.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
How bout this, i had my Fresno State jersey on, and was all ready to go to the Fresno State vs. Cincy game IN CINCINNATI, but couldn’t do it… It was a fantastic game though too
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Damn. You should’ve.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
just like i should've gone to the 49ers vs. Indy game last year
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
The most frustrating part about Fresno State:
Whenever they play a tough opponent. They hang with them all game, even lead for a while, then blow it in the 4th quarter in some of the most heartbreaking ways.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Which is why it was oddly refreshing when they lost 62-0 to Auburn.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 30, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty much what happened in Cincy last season, why are they playing the big east team again? just because they wanted a big named team to play against? I really don’t see Cincy as good as they were last year with the loss of their coach to the Irish, LOL NOTRE DAME
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I'm already anxiously waiting for the 2010-2011 warriors season.
All 6’9 players and taller need not apply.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
What about Muk Muu?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GO WEST VIRGINIA!!!
or Michgian, i’m a fan of both… Since i already know that miami isn’t going anywhere
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Probably the only one here, but
HOOK ’EM HORNS
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
This team makes me very sad.
I listened to parts of the game while running errands and carting kids around, and it just sounded so damn hopeless.
/sigh
Oh,
AND I FUCKING HATE BEING SWEPT BY THE GODDAMN DODGERS
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
George sherill going for his first 123 inning all season
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Pablo! No GIDP! Progress!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions
Now the Giants start hitting.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
YOU KNOW BRUCE BOCHYS TEAMS NEVER GO OUT WITHOUT A FIGHT, AND THEY SHOWED THAT TODAY!
/kruk
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
This game is still on??
Futility down the stretch nerdz!
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
Advertising purposes
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Get Posey to the plate!
He needs a sombrero
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
THIS IS THE POST GAME THREAD
IT IS NO PLACE FOR IN GAME ACTION.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
IT IS MAGICAL KERNALS OF POOP CORN INSIDE!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t remember eating magical corn.
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
your insides
turned it magical
TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development
You know what would be cool?
If the GIants gave me any reason to be excited about baseball.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
YOURE NOT HAPPY THEY SCORED A RUN????
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Any reason you have to be excited is firmly nailed to the bench.
Please enjoy this veteran grit while you decay.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You want cheerleaders?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Only if they get nailed on the bench
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That would give Posey something to do
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
JAZZY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
clutch RBI
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
BUSTER!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
POSEY
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
SOMBRERO TIME!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
I'm 42.
The odds of the Giants winning a WS in my lifetime are very, very low.
And I can’t take being swept by the fucking Dodgers.
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
I'm 22
And I am extrememly worried I will die long before the giants win another pennant, let alone win the WS.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I'm 33
sandwiched between you two
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Hawt
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
eh that didn't come out right
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Oh my.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
/picture of hot asian woman
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m 22, so yea, i’m already there with you
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
These guys sure take this post-game BP seriously.
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 30, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
Don’t know why I looked but tehgoogle.com is available if anyone wants that URL.
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
Provided . . .
. . . you’re willing to pony up the fees for the ensuing legal actions.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
LOL Giants
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL Giants
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
Not saying Boo-urns!
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 30, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
What a lovely afternoon
FFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
now you can go do something to forget about it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yes Kruk it was the pitchings fault
The offense scored 5 runs in 3 games
And played horrible defense.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Fuck him. And also, if the offense could maybe stretch their half of the innings a bit, the pitchers would have more time to recover. instead, it’s up and down, back to the mound.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Our pitchers probably feel like they don't get breaks
/ends inning
/sits down
2 minutes later, back out to the mound.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I like Kruk
But I’m tired of his fucking excuses for this team.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
he’s the “designated apologist”
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sick of it
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL
That sums up kruk this season amazingly well.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Be fair:
I’m quite sure he feels what he says. He urgently wants the team to be good, and so seeks reasons when they fail, even if those reasons are not sound. (Sort of the opposite of what usually goes down hereabouts.) The man is not trying to cover for anyone.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
/facepalm
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahem
6 runs in 3 games. 2-4, 2-4, 2-8.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
It’s weird. I’m not even pissed about the loss. I’m just laughing now.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
Yea, i haven't been the past two nights...
this has been just pathetic
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, it’s come to the point where I can’t bring myself to feel pissed.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Trust me, i've been there even longer
i got used to it after a while… Like it got so bad where i’d be pissed the whole night and shut out my girlfriend! haha, i stopped it tho
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
so, we’re hitting bottom—how ’bout the Ginats?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahah, yeah. My parents weren’t big fans of my being pissed after a bad loss, so I figured I should learn how to not care sometimes.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep, haha, DO NOT GET PISSY!!! it’s tough not to, i remember last year with that colorado game, my roommate to this day i dont think he’s seen me ever THAT pissed off or stunned, the only ever time was Dan Boyle’s own goal
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Oh, yeah, I was fucking pissed after that game. That one, I couldn’t help. But otherwise, I’ve been learning to stay calm and reminding myself that it’s just a game. It’s tough, but yeah.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
ANGER MANAGEMENT WALKOFF, you finally learned it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Hahaha. It doesn’t stop me from raging here, though, lol.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh, even i’ve raged here, SHUT UP WALKOFF, HAVE FUN IN THE ARMPIT OF AMERICA CALLED FRESNO
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
SCREW YOU, PIKA.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL young peoples counseling each other
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, WE DON’T MOVE JUST GET IN THE WAY
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I’LL PUSH AN OLD PERSON OUT OF MY WAY, doesnt matter to me
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
i’m standing at the top of the stairwell….
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
/pushes Pika down stairwell
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
/gets up, dusts self off walks away
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
/cagey oldtimer steps aside, watches youngun hurdle to his/her demise
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That was the worst counseling Ive ever seen.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
SCREW YOU GRAHAM
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
GRAHAM, SAY ONE MORE WORD ABOUT IT
I DARE YEEE
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Wow. Its angry in here.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
IT’S ANGRY INSIDE
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
the torture, too, is inside
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Magic Torture!
"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe
When the Giants were pooping the bed last night I was silently raging because I had just put lil jhiat00 to bed and didn’t want to wake him.
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
Must've had to fight back alot of rage for that
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Somebody should install a laugh track in the stadium PA over the All-Star Break.
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 30, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I would prefer a continues loop of Yakkity Sax
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m actually pleased. I hope they do more of this before the trading deadline.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I’m less emotional about baseball. More games, less of a chance of making the playoffs, and having a team that’s supposed to be rebuilding makes the losses less stressful and the wins more rewarding.
Still doesn’t make me okay with being swept by LA, though.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
but being swept by LA is what brings out all the vile on KNBR, and that’s entertainment.
Plus, the Brian Sabean show is tomorrow iirc!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I was talking to my dad today and he was saying that with the Giants you have to take the good and the bad and was telling me not to lose hope. He and I always watch the game together. He always reads MCC and tomorrow he’s having major surgery. If you guys/girls can just say a prayer or keep him in your thoughts for a quick second Iit’s greatly appreciated. He loves coming on here and reading all the comments. You guys crack him up.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Best of luck to him.
He will be in my thoughts
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Good luck tomorrow, sanfrandad! Have a swift recovery!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Definitely, all my best.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Thoughts & Prayers with your father
MCC has been kind to me since I found out about my brother’s cancer. They’ll definitely show your father the same kindness.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Do you charge 6 figures like the dodger wizard?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Will do. I wish your dad all the best. I hope the surgery goes well and that he has a speedy recovery!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Best wishes here.
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 30, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Good luck!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
good luck partner.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Best wishes for a successful surgery sanfrandad, and a speedy and complete recovery.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
sanfrandad!
I’m sure you’re a gamer and the surgery will go well! Just rub some dirt on it and you’ll be back in the game in no time. Sending every flavor of positive thoughts and good cheer your way!
All the best,
Goofus McP
P.S.: Since you’re a user’s parent, I feel like I should apologize for all the dick jokes.
P.P.S.: sanfrankid, let us know how everything goes
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Hold steady, pops. There’s a pennant with your name on it!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Best wishes to your dad, you, and your family.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jun 30, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Have a safe and quick recovery!
And, uh, we’re not all bad influences on your kid here….
/hides self
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
HELP PEOPLE
All these antivirus programs that i didn’t install keep starting up and scanning. Even I can tell that they are fake. Help!
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
Burn your harddrive and start over.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You're Fucked
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Yeah, if you can’t clear them using a legit virusblaster, you might as well just save all your pictures and word files to an external drive and then recover the system.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
.
this may be your ulitmate saviour:
the free version will suffice
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.malwarebytes.org/mbam.php
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the help!
I did this guide. Worked out perfectly.
http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/virus-removal/remove-antimalware-doctor
Fuck you hackers!
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
I blame James Franco.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Julio Lugo
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame Franco-American.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Spaghetti-Os are offensive, but not racist.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I blame Francois Boufhal
(google it)
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Copy/pasting the image URL into my browser was not safe for work. I assume you weren’t trying to post tits.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Rox matchups
Let’s make it 9 straight!
Bumgarner vs Cook
Lincecum vs Chacin
Zito vs Jimenez
Cain vs Hammel
They could be Giants...but not really.
It’s funny how I have more confidence in the Bumgarner game than any of the other 3 because Buster is catching.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
The Zito game has the possibility of being real bad depending which Zito shows up.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
9 walks
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Vevuzela German Symphony
http://thedailywh.at/post/755074074/classical-music-break-of-the-day-excerpts-from
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Kuip ripping on the Ginats
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
something like “no hitting, no pitching…throw in bad baserunning…” no wonder the outcome
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
FS: 1 ticket for Giants @ LA 7/21
i was going to go wear my orange hat but i’m having second thoughts so…
you can risk your life to see the Giants most likely lose with Zito on the mount!
this added risk is free!
you get to sit in row D in section 128! seat 5!!
and you get to sit with one of my friends whom is a dodger fan and a female companion in my place!
Hey, did Kuip just tell us to lose hope because the team is “really bad”?
I heard him say something from the other room, but I’m not sure if I got that right.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
That’s what it sounded like.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s not what it sounded like.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Not saying that in opposition. I assume you heard it more clearly than I did.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I didn’t mean to sound contrary.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk looking for razor blades.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
Aren't we all?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
On the bright side....
SABEZ WUZ WRONG
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
"Rowand with a good swing."-Kruk
D: That means he will be playing more often.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL Schalke
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jun 30, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
On the bright side....
Baer’s ticket gouging scheme in trouble!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Eye gouging scheme is doing great, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
This made me laugh
Hopefully it will make you laugh too
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL Kruk trying to put a positive spin on the conflagration that is this season
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
so the magic is lost...
does bowtie go back to the gamer commercials?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 30, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Kruk
Advocating Casilla beaming Padilla.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Giants shoulda beaned everyone
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Someone should beam Padilla
Into open space, preferably.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 30, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah but if there is too much reflection in the atmosphere
and the signal gets reflected onto the surface, it could create two of him.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
GIMME THE BRANDY!!
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 30, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
JIM BEAM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
yeah

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
He'll be catching tomorrow!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WTF DOES KRUK HAVE AROUND HIS ARM, HE HAS A PURSE
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
it’s a carryall
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Drinking some domestic beer.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not a purse, it’s a satchel. Indiana Jones has one.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Dammit, you beat me to it.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHA!!!! probably would be a great movie to watch right now
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
A satchel?
Let me check my quest log, I think I have one to find one of tohse
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
So does Joy Behar.
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
by The Nick on Jun 30, 2010 4:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
moobs
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL us
Our 20 year old pitching prospects first two starts.
Home against the Red Sox
On the Road against Colorado.
I love how this team handles its prospects
i don’t have a problem with that as long as they keep throwing him out there to learn. Instead of jerking him around.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Unless he learns ‘Oh fuck, these guys are good up here. I gotta be really careful and nibble at the corners to be successful’.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s gotta learn sooner or later. Like a girl once said to me “rejection builds character”
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I hope you told that girl she was full of shit….
I think he needs to learn how to throw four decent pitches so he can be a starting pitcher and get through the lineup a few times. If you are satisfied that he has done that at over the last couple of years, then yes, he might as well be in the majors (I’m not, but I don’t follow the minors as closely as some around here).
Basically, I think you want to put young players in a position where they are most likely to succeed and I don’t think that is in San Francisco right now.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You shoulda told her that blowjobs build good wives.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 30, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't have a problem with this
As long as they don’t jerk him around between the Minors and Majors.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I was all excited to be able to say, “Well, at least I get to go see the Grizz this week!”
But, they suck right now, too. :(
Maybe they’ll turn their luck around in Sacramento! (At least, I sure hope so.)
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
“Time to get lucky! Kdl is here!”
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
for some reason that doesnt sound right
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I think it’s implying that kdl is beef.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
This reminds me. I really should remove this from my bathroom wall.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
oh boy, this will be happening all year, huh?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Hey man, I'm a good dancer for being so tall!
i got some moves
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
being white, it's not sayin much tho
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way…
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Teach me how to Dougie!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
BIG mistake
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
But thats what makes it so good!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s better than watching torture.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
If by that you mean Giant baseball?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Si.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
well, while at giants games i usually check out the girls there
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Hah, I usually try to eavesdrop on the conversations between the Grizz relievers.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice. All the Grizzlies I’ve met so far are sweet guys.
/is also a stalker
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
/we know
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I will use this information to monitor you from my own spot in the stands.
/stalker
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
For hot;blond, I am more than happy to compromise my beliefs.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
IMPOSSIBLE!
She doesn’t exist!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That’s never stopped you before
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d take your comment seriously, but you don’t exist.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That's gotta be entertaining
and kdl, last year i did and it was very entertaining
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, definitely. Hinshaw may not be a good reliever, but he’s totally hilarious.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
YES. This is why I try to sit next to the pen in Fresno all the time.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
(Also, as an aside, Andrew Romo was throwing pieces of gum into the stands last Saturday, haha.)
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Sergio is insane (and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible), so that does not rusprise me.
Andrew really does seem a lot like his brother.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely, yes.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
did you catch it, like a garter belt?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHA, no. The guy in the seat in front of me jumped up and caught it.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
OUCH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
See the thing is
i’m doing this without knowing it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I blame you
No one can help themselves around you
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard he secretly posts here.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
you would know his username
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I promised him I won’t tell, though.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I promised I wouldn’t say.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a little gray area here
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Sorry, bro.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT IS WHAT WHITESIDE SAID!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
IRL LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Lars knows everything.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s coming up soon.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
TWHS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Their pitching exploded
Forty-something runs allowed in three days.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 30, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Pathetic team is pathetic
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
This is not going to end anytime soon
There is a losing mentality around here. They’ll obviously deny it until the sun goes down but at the beginning of any given season the list of team goals does not include “World Series”. The San Francisco Giants are the baseball manifestation of Gary Radnich: forget winning, let’s just have a good time.
In some ways this is not the worst thing in the world. We have the best ballpark in the league, we have a two-time Cy Young award winner and we have (had?) the Kung Fu Panda. We have excellent weather, splash hits, build-a-bear workshops and cha cha bowls. But we don’t have a championship contender.
And that’s precisely how the team is presented to us by the front office. Commercials insult us by promoting the Giants-Dodgers rivalry as if we didn’t know that we are supposed to dislike them. We’re told that “We’re in this thing” as if we don’t know what our own win/loss record is. Larry Baer prattles on about stadium atmosphere and Hannah Montana bobblehead day, and apologizes tirelessly for the team’s War & Peace-sized list of blunders. That’s just the way it is.
We’re not the Pirates, but we’re certainly not the Yankees. We’re not even the damn Marlins.
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jun 30, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
being the Marlins with their hollow pair of World Series Championships would be fine by me, at this point
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll even settle for being the D-Backs and winning a WS against the Yankees.
They could be Giants...but not really.
yeah, the golden triumvirate of hollow WS championships
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
How exactly is a WS Championship hollow?
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
throw a bunch of cash at the payroll, get lucky, then disband the next year, leaving the fans in the dust.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll take it.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
We have shitty weather with occasional nice days sprinkled in.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 30, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, there is this
DEA issues warrants on doctors and pharmacies connected to San Diego Padres and Chargers
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I knew Eckstein was using steroids!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
pitching staff is finally sick of...
not getting any support over the past year… why try to pitch a shutout everytime, when they can barely get a run.
DUBfan4life!!!!
I admit
I am secretly wondering if there is a hint of truth behind this.
It has been a while where we have seen a string of pitching this bad, that maybe the SP has just had it with pitching their hearts out.
But it is also obvious they are struggling to locate pitches. Cain in particular seems to be laboring more whenever he gets to 2 strikes.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
but but
Bengie handles that staff so well!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I am secretly wondering if there is a hint of truth behind this.
They’re just going through a rough stretch. They went through this last year as well.
That said, the same thought (LOL COLLUSION!!) occurred to me when Zito and Cain had back-to-back bad starts in Houston, after suffering back-to-back Cainings in Toronto.
They could be Giants...but not really.
I’ve been wondering if it is something like this, too. My idea is that the pitching staff saw us building in a good direction and then have that dashed when Renteria came back and they just said fuck it…doesn’t matter.
2-7 since Renteria came back.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 30, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I think this Eli needs to sit next to sad Cain.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't watch
And glad for it. As long as Sabean and Bochy keep doing this half-ass “WE GOT PROVEN VETERANZ THAT CAN WIN” BS, I want no part of this. I’m tired of young-players being screwed over, and old players getting carte frigging blance. I’m tired of an idiot of a manager who cannot understand that OBP matters, or a GM who truly believes RBI’s are the way to value offense.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
OK I am out of here.
Everyone have a great holliday weekend. I am off to NC with to visit my wife’s family.
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
LOL WE
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
LETS VENT....what i really dont understand is
how does a full roster of veterans all work n sync together as one, its either they all hit good together or they plainly suck together. How embarrassing and frustrating is to get swept at home against their rivals. There is clearly no passion or fight in them to put a couple of hits together to score a run, what a punch in the gut to every single SFGiants fan. Giants need to balance out the offense and pitching. Trade Cain, because everyone feels sorry for the guy who deserves to be a 10-3 pitcher by now maybe on another team with some offense.
DUBfan4life!!!!
Trade Cain
BANNED
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
by jhiat00 on Jun 30, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
fuck this. I’ll say I’m done watching the Giants but I know as soon as the next game starts I’ll be watching it and excited for this stupid team only to be disappointed yet again. it’ll be like this for the rest of my life and there’s nothing I can do about it. It Sucks!
by 49erEmpire on Jun 30, 2010 4:49 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
its a cycle of disappointment
i do the exact same thing, your not alone.
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on Jun 30, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
why are there so many of us? is it genetic?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d rather just light myself on fire.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Just don’t give them money directly. Don’t buy merchandise, don’t go to games. Encourage your friends and family to do the same.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 30, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Ewww. I have a swim meet tonight.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions
Okay.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m glad I have your permission
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea, i dont want to see other guys in speedo’s either
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m rocking the Spain suit. Its pretty legit.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
No, it’s pretty NOT legit, pretty weird
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It’s really not though. It’s only as awkward as you make it.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BANANA HAMMOCK
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL SHAVED LEGS
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Hell no. I don’t care that much. I only go to, on average, three practices a week, out of five. This is my first meet all year, and I’m signed out of all the rest except two.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
you need to shave
you’ll feel like a torpedo. trust me on this one.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
No way. I don’t even wear a cap.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
omg shave your head!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
It’s bad enough that I have to wake up at 7:30.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You are a terrible teammate.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m a water polo player. I swim to stay in shape. I don’t even know what my best times are.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, so you have reasons for being a terrible teammate. Well then, it’s OK.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. Swimming is not really s team sport anyway.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
There are other water sports that require a team though.
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
Like, maybe, water polo?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Your rationalizations are magnifique!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
They work for me.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT THE SHAVE PARTIES WITH THE LADIES!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
My Plan for a Giants Revival
pick the 5-7 best players, then clean house including the front office. Cut the payroll by 50%, cut ticket prices, and when the team is on the precipice of being good, spring for that key free agent. Why is this so hard for the Giants to grasp?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
The women in Heathers are all gorgeous.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions
That movie’s awesome.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Where is Heathers?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
…you’ve never seen Heathers?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
No but apparently I’m missing out.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s kinda like Mean Girls, except darker.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Pass
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Darker like actual murders and suicides and bombs and guns and shit.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Okay, now I’m interested. Any vampires?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It was the 80s, vampires weren’t invented yet.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
A little more interested
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d tell you about an awesome scene in it, but that might be spoiling the movie.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
BEWBS!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Life's the same I'm moving in stereo
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
I’m never gonna watch it anyway
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell no.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
/waits for reply fail
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
/Facepalm
Only desperate Giants fans would think that Posey’s .136/.152/.136/.289 batting line in the past 3 weeks would help the Giants lineup. He has the worse batting line by far of any of the 10 hitters who have been regularly starting in the past three weeks. Molina has been scuffling too but even he has double the batting line that Posey has.
Posey has been exposed, he will have to adjust, but meanwhile, every game he’s in the lineup, he is hitting worse than what the pitchers are hitting, in a RBI spot no less (Pitchers this season are hitting .137/.155/.137/.292, just slightly better, but still, no regular starter should be hitting worse than the pitchers as a whole). No wonder the offense has been in a funk, they have basically had two pitchers in the lineup for 3 weeks now, almost.
-Baggs commenter.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
hahahaha
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I'm seriously considering calling into Razor and Mr. T to do a primer on "advanced baseball theories" if they'll give me 10 min
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
They wont
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I called them once last year
they were surprisingly pleasant. I was talking about john bowker and how the sabermetrics crowd loves him because of his ability to walk and K/bb ratio rework in the minor leagues.
They had to run because the were doing an anthony randolph interview, but razor actually told me to call back some time in the future, said they hope to both mock me as a geek and learn a couple of things from me at the same time.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Hmmm. Thats surprising. I would think that they would just call you a nerd who doesn’t know anything about playing baseball and hang up.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
But if you do, let me know so I can listen
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Please tell me you have a source
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/giants-rangers-in-talks-about-molina-talks-063010
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
The San Francisco Giants and Texas Rangers are in serious talks about a trade that would send veteran catcher Bengie Molina to Texas, multiple sources told FOXSports.com.
San Francisco general manager Brian Sabean would not speak about any specific Molina trade scenarios during an interview on Wednesday, other than to acknowledge that he will consider trade offers for him.
The Giants are looking for left-handed hitting and are willing to move Molina as a way to get rookie Buster Posey in the lineup on a more regular basis.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
See you later, fucking baby.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
You use the word ‘showcase’ loosely.
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
Indeed. I hope the Rangers were impressed by his slugging and passed balls/stolen bases allowed.
They could be Giants...but not really.
He can throw the ball back to the pitcher!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Upgrade over salty!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
GIVE ME CHRIS DAVIS NAO
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I'm going to make the prediction that we eat all the salary
and they give us Chris Davis.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I still like him :(
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
OMGOMGOMG
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
PLEASE FUCKING DO IT. I DON’T CARE WHAT WE GET IN RETURN
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
There is no way the Universe allows this to happen. I don’t have that kind of luck.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
We’ll probably get cash considerations or something….if it happens at all.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it wrong that I’m hearing ‘ding dong, bitch tits is dead’ in my head?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if you have a dance that goes along with that tune
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I will only dance to that tune when the trade is finalized I promise.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
If we don’t have to eat his salary, that is a fantastic trade. Actually, it’s a fantastic trade either way.
I was promised lasagna.
It accomplishes the same thing as a DFA, but without the negative connotations for other potential free agent veterans.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
YES PLEASE.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jun 30, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, please give us a link or I’ll shin kick you. /leftover rage
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
addition by subtraction
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
This is seriously the Vinny Castilla 2.0
LOL BOCHY
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
APRIL FOOLS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/knocks satyricrash the fuck out
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
FINALLY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
mlbtraderumors.com its the truth
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on Jun 30, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow!
It’s like finding a hundred dollar bill in the laundry!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
YES YES FUCK YES PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN!!!!!!
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Aaron boone offers less baseball analysis than ron santo
If not for a random home run (which went on to mean nothing LOL YANKEES) he’d be doing west coast wellness ads.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
You can have velez, burris, and we'll pay his entire salary to
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I wonder if texas has any salary they are looking to dump
so we can swap with them
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I would take anything to get rid of molina.
Why not pay off the rest of his salary and give him to the rangers for free?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
MLB network guys are seriously drinking the kool aid? Does baer pay them just like he does radnich and murph & mac?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Oh for fuck sake.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
Yes, this.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Jun 30, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell
The article implies that we might actually get something BACK. For trading the worst player in the NL. Holly crap!
I was promised lasagna.
Who is she?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHA THEM
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
He's Rosenthal's partner
If that means anything to you
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
/starts looking around for Natto’s xanax
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
/shoves palmed pills into pants pocket
/walks away whistling
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SNORT THEM!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Really, really burns.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry, Natto
I’ll hold you.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
/tosses you over my shoulder and carries you off
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Well in that case
It’s gonna be a bright 24 hours around here
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jun 30, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy Shit please Trade Molina!!! But the cynic in me sees Whiteside getting way to much playing time.
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on Jun 30, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
texas has gotten horrid production from their catcher spot they are more desperate than us at this point
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
Saltalamacchia
was supposed to be their number one catcher, but caught Johnny Rabb syndrome. Oh, please just send Bengie away. I’ll take a batboy in exchange.
by mrs. owlcroft on Jun 30, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have no problem seeing whiteside play
Because he’d fail so hard outside of a SSS that buster would look like jesus compared to him.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Whiteside will SWOOP on the starting job.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Hope not, but this is Bochy we’re talking about.
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on Jun 30, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Mmm whiteys a better athlete than buster, he needs to work on his conditioning if he wants the starting job.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
That is the Whiteside upside certainly.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That and he has a functioning arm
Ya know, one that can make pick off attempts?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
It doesn't matter.
Just get Bengie outta here!!
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Cynic
It’s never going to happen.

Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 30, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
love the sad song they play in those clips
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on Jun 30, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
This
If anything posey will be sent down to triple A to work on his conditioning, and molina will get an extension and start catchy dirty to “help call a better game for him”.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
or it will happen
And Bengie returns in 2011 with a 3 year deal. Buster is traded to the Baltimore Orioles for Kevin Millwood.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
So what’s Bochy’s nickname for Posey? Busty or Posey-eeeee
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on Jun 30, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
POOR TIMMY!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HOW WILL OUR PTICHERS PITCH?!?!?!?1
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Timmy will be aight...
as long as the only requirement for who we get in the trade is that he smokes chronic. Smoking buddy!!!
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on Jun 30, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
From Lonestarball
If he can throw out runners and call a good game i say let’s do it
SHHHHH DON’T TELL THEM
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 30, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
HAHAHA
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
HAHAHA RANGERS FANS LOL
This is really starting to become epic entertainment.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
How funny will it be when this trade doesn’t happen?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
On a scale of 0-10, 0.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
OH NO TEXAS DONT TAKE HIM FROM US PLZ
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
HOW WILL WE SURVIVE WITHOUT BENGIE!!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 30, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
WHO WILL GET THE RIBEYES?
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Jun 30, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He was owned by an old lady who took him once a month, tops. Practically unused!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Hah, one of my good friends is a Rangers fan and she’s heard me bitch about Molina a lot, so. Yeah. She’s not really happy with the rumors right now.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You will be hearing from the Ministry of Propaganda shortly.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh fuck.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Well he does one of those things
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
If Texas pitchers actually bother to check the runners, he might nail 20%.
B-$ does call a good game, he just can’t handle the pitches that don’t go right in the glove.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
NO TEXAS NO PLEASE PLEASE
Ok well since you’re being so forceful I guess you can have him
He has Veteran grit
He’s savy & he calls a GREAT game.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Adio$, B-$!
Naturally, he’ll get the last laugh and help the Rangers win the World Series with a bases loaded walk to end Game 7.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
bases loaded HBP on his hanging fat to score the game winning run.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Have you been to Dallas in the Summer?
B-$ will drop at least 5 lbs by then.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
quick browse of Texas Payroll
http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=t2aaCFDvBaCuMESOuMSx5EQ&output=html
There isn’t anything there we can swap for Molina. So I’m guessing we’re eating salary to get something in return.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
we want a LH bat in return? LOL Nate and John
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on Jun 30, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
To bad bengie can’t eat his own salary, even though he technically does everytime he steps into costco to re-up on his daily food supply.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Eat salary and get a fringe prospect maybe
Best we can hope for.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
This reinforches something I've thought all season
Whatever his faults, Brian Sabean is much much smarter than Bruce Bochy.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Yeah, i'll give him that.
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on Jun 30, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
As much as I hate to give sabean credit, IAWTC
Then again that’s like saying that prince fielder is in better shape than david ortiz.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
My left testicle is much smarter than Bruce Bochy
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by jctGamer on Jun 30, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It is pretty smart
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
The right one is a card short of a full deck though.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
but Sabean gives Bruce Bochy large amounts of money
therefore, ……
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
“It was embarrassing,” Giants’ outfielder Aubrey Huff said. “As an offense we never got anything going this whole series.”
They could be Giants...but not really.
Huff should be the last one apologizing about the offense, but at least he’s got some balls instead of hiding in a cloud of smugness.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
or last series or the one before that or the one before that
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
HAZ MOLINA BEEN TRADED YET
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QUIT SITTING ON UR HANDS SABES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I imagine when bork heard the news he had a heart attack
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE INCENTIVES?!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
O HAI
/Shift+Terrible Homestand
I had a good reason for missing the past few days on MCC. Mrs. Kitspool gave birth to a beautiful baby boy yesterday morning. Kitspool Jr. is a tall, promising prospect. We were in our hospital room last night resting, and we ended up watching bits and pieces of the game while drifting in and out of sleep. So Kitspool Jr. needed only 15 hours to experience his first bitter Giants loss. But we’re overjoyed he’s here. There’s definitely magic inside.
Meanwhile: the Dodgers are now 26-13 in San Francisco the last four years. That stat alone should cause Neukom to give Sabean and Bork their walking papers.
There need to be wholesale changes. This team has been alternately boring and maddening to watch. Trading Molina would be a good start. Our newborn screamed after the passed ball last night.
Giants Baseball: TORTURE
You should scroll up and read the potential good news.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Oh, I saw it
First thought: the Rangers want Bengie Molina? Ron Washington must have been doing coke again.
Giants Baseball: TORTURE
by Kitspool on Jun 30, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
rec'd
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He’d be having to do a lot more than a bunch of blow to be interested in bengie molina. I guess they figured they can get him in exchange for table scraps, that or they actually think he’s a game changing player.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
HAW!!
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LOL
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
GRATS!!!!
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YAY!!!
Sincere congrats, man! This is wonderful.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
CONGRATS! :D
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Congratulations!
And giving him his first immunization right away! Very smart…
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Once he gets in to little league
Tell him that his weekly allowance is 20$, but that you will be subtracting 1$ for every pitch outside the strike zone he swings at.
This will be a sabermetric child.
(CONGRATS!)
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Now that’s worth smiling about.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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CONGRATULATIONS!
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jun 30, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Tall?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Congrats, and I wish your baby much health.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/06/rangers-giants-discussing-bengie-molina-trade.html
No one here gets out alive.
Oh please baby jesus
I don’t care who we get back. Although their system is stacked, so it’s nice to dream even though Bengie is basically worthless.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Now that's someone who is fantastic defensively
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
srsly
Anyone but Posey, Cain & Lincecum is fair game for Andrus
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It would
I irrationally love Cain, though so I wouldnt want to do it
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Cain is my favorite player…but considering the money and years, I would do it in a heartbeat.
I was promised lasagna.
...Yeah I guess I would too
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I think I'd take Posey over Andrus
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That was my thinking
a Franchise catcher is more important than a franchise SS
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1B vs SS!
Easy1
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
It’s close. Similar defensively since Posey plays a tougher position, but Andrus plays his really really well. Posey should be a better hitter, but Andrus is also an amazing baserunner, and should get more playing time, being a non-catcher. Posey is under control for an extra year, but Andrus is already “proven”, which is pretty important.
My conclusion: I don’t know. Probably Elvis.
I was promised lasagna.
Good points-especially about PT
And as a catcher there’s a chance that Buster could break down quicker. But I think I’d end up siding with Posey. It’s close though
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Agreed.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, and OT:
I finished reading The Bullpen Gospels by Dirk Hayhurst. That book is AMAZING.I definitely recommend you read it.
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I fucking love that book.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Once I started it, I could not put it down
Also, I’m pretty sure “Frenchy” is current Giant killer Wade LeBlanc
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Hmmm. I never thought about that. I kept trying to figure out who “Slappy” is, haha.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that guy was funny
Also, the first thing I did after reading that book was look up those players in the 07 BA prospect handbook.
I’m a nerd.
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Ahaha, I looked ‘em up on google, but still. I’m probably as big a nerd as you.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
This also reminds me of something
I remember reading some story of when Bochy was manager in San Diego and he kept playing some shitty veteran despite the GM telling him to play a younger guy.
Basically, Bochy drew a line in the sand and said that as long as this guy was on the team, he was playing him. It got so bad that the GM traded this guy.
Anyone else remember seeing this story somewhere? Seems eerily similar.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Was he actually fired? I thought he was just not re-signed.
But this is a specific story.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Vinny Castilla I believe
And there’s a fanshot on your topic right now.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Just saw it!
Thanks. Glad Sabean is smart enough to see the only way Buster was playing was to get rid of Bengie.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Vinny Castilla
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Bochy must go
The worst manager in baseball: The players have no fear of him because they know he will alibi for any bonehead baserunning mistake or just bat his grey eyelash when they hit into a double play or fail to move up a runner. This is the worst fundamental team I have ever seen and you can tie that to Bochy’s tail.
The only good move the have made this year is bring in Burrell for no money.
by jasperlamarcrabbe on Jun 30, 2010 5:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Is it still legal to trade managers?
Lou Piniella would be a trip.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
At least there’d be “fire” in the club house.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Lou Pinella: worse than Bochy
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
The Rangers are withholding from making a roster move tonight until right before game time and they may be doing so in anticipation of acquiring C Bengie Molina from the San Francisco Giants. According to FOXSports.com, the clubs are in serious talks about a deal.
Though it was expected the Rangers were going to send out LHP Matt Harrison to make room for tonight’s starter, RHP Omar Beltre, the club has held off on making any announcements for the time being. Beltre is still scheduled to start, but if the Rangers strike a deal for Molina, it could impact how they proceed with roster construction.
They could be Giants...but not really.
Source: http://rangersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2010/06/report-rangers-giants-in-serio.html
They could be Giants...but not really.
HUMMMM
I’ll take one Justin Smoak, please!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Darren oliver would be nice, but i’ll take anything at this point.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I’ll take 4 game used bats from Josh Hamilton
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This
Perhaps our hitters can wield a stick once used by a real hitter, might help.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
More like 4 used "bats" from Josh Hamilton
amirite?
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
I’ll take one bag of balls and a fungo at this point.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I draw the line at the fungo
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SOLD!
One bag of balls it is! Enjoy your new Molina.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It seems like this post was deleted from the site, but
When asked about the delay in making a roster move so that Omar Beltre can be added to the roster to make his major-league debut tonight, manager Ron Washington said, “We might have something working.” He said something would be known by the time the Rangers finish batting practice. That should happen shortly after 8 p.m. CDT.
Here’s Google’s cached version.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jun 30, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
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OMG
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe that's why Molina was able to throw out a couple'a guys.
extrabaggs
It made no sense for Buster Posey to sit the previous two games. Turns out Giants might’ve been showcasing Bengie Molina to the Rangers.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
Showcase!
Look at the way I am too lazy to move to block pitches in the dirt!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL stealing playing time for vlad
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Irrational hope
Is that why Torres sat today in favor of Rowand?
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TOO MUCH TO ASK
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I can barely conceive a reason another team would want Bengie. Someone taking on Rowand would be downright insane.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Makes me super glad for the HR though.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL garbage time hr and 3 hit game
20 starts in july.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Settle down, there
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jun 30, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Showcasing!
Hey I’m Bengie Molina, I’m too fat to move for balls that don’t hit the glove. I can’t bat for shit, double plays well hey I’m the master. I’m slower than Steven Hawking and if I hit a double, I:’ll be lucky to make it to first base. BUT I CALL A GOOD GAME!
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
OMG DISRESPECT
Ichiro just ran across the mound on his way back to first.
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Nuke him!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Ambiguous?
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
MORE GOOD NEWS!
extrabaggs
Giants to send teenage RHP Zack Wheeler as late addition to All-Star Futures Game roster, Augusta Chronicle reports.
Hopefully we’ll get to see him pitch!
Isn't his fingernail still messed up?
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It's bad news!
He hasn’t pitched in a long time and his first pitching is going to be in an all star game. WOOHOO
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
I almost had a heart attack reading this
Because of the possible Bengie trade, I read the first few words thinking that he would be included in the deal.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 30, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Sabean-esque.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I did too...
breathes deeply
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
I was so scared the last half of that sentence was going to be " to the Rangers along with Bengie Molina."
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
K… so, i was literally gone for 45 mins lifting, and i come back with almost 200 comments? WTF IS GOING ON HERE
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
coke
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Bengie may be told to GTFO
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Good news
BYE BYE BABY!!!!!!!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
HE GONE!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
HOLY SHIT GUYZ, WTF!!!!!
TO TEXAS???? GET THAT GUY NAMED SMOAK OR MAYBE HAMILTON
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
K, but for reals it's probably gonna be a nobody
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
UR BOTH WRONG
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
SEE, UR WRONG THERE.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
BENGIE MIGHT BE TRADED OMG
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
k, so they’re looking for who exactly?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
BENGIE MOLINA
TRY TO KEEP UP!!
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A catcher who is better than Matt Treanor
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Married to an attractive volleyball player...
but i’m saying whom are they looking for in return
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
A warm body
…possibly lukewarm depending on if the Giants can eat any salary
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possible trade -- B-$ to Texas for BBQ sandwich to be named later
TWSS
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I'll take a Kinders BBQ sandwich please
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
NO FUCKING WAY, that is awesome, i’m very jealous
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Hahaha, gotta give it time man
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
haha its just so good though, i havent found a single sandwich i didn’t like there yet
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
To tell you the truth, I"VE NEVER HAD IT!!!!! i’ve just had the burger
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
TWSS
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Also, what she said
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OK, I am forced to change the channel to CSNBA to monitor the situation
The rumor was just discussed by Pappas.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
CSNBA: "And here we are with Bengie Molina. Bengie? Do you have any comment on these rumors? Bengie? Can you stop eating for a second to answer, please?
Bengie: “Mmmmph mrrmm mraalt”
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Monitor me?

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Torre to Dodger pitchers
“make Rowand look good in the leadoff position.”
post game: peals of laughter and high fives
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
This move feel like
It’s the precursor to another trade.
If Sabean wants to get another hitter, he HAD to move Molina and get Buster behind the plate and free up the room.
Now he’s free to go pursue either a first baseman or an outfielder.
The fact that this is happening so early before the deadline leads me to believe that it’s just the first move towards an improved offense, and I like that.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Extra super duper rush move to save his job
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean is in the business of keeping Brian Sabean employed
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This
You know after the 5th inning today he started thinking “Brian’s job security” and started making phone calls.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
The first thing he did was turn on his “work phone”.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Probably
As long as they’re good moves, like getting rid of Bengie. Power to him. I am frightened of him trying to keep his job at the trade deadline by improving the ML team at any cost.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Or he is just doing the Vinny Castilla 2.0
YOU CANT PLAY HIM BOCHY IF YOU DONT HAVE HIM
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
That too
And that just makes me respect Sabean a little more.
But Sabean has said that he wants to improve the offense, and at some point he had to look at a chart and realize that there’s no way to do that without moving the weakest link.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
“HE TRICKED ME!! ALL NIGHT HE CHECK CHECK CHECK "
“Pay him. pay that man his money”
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Bochy is on the phone with Sabean right now sobbing and begging for this trade not to happen.
No one here gets out alive.
PLEASE BRIAN PLEASE, WHAT WILL OUR STAFF DO WITHOUT HIM?
“Throw a lot less “wild pitches”?"
/bork hangs up
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Shit, just get Bowker up here.
To showcase his ass if nothing else.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Per Morosi
Sabean said Wednesday that the team would prefer to add left-handed hitters who are under control beyond the end of this season. First baseman Chris Davis and catcher/first baseman Jarrod Saltalamacchia are among the Rangers who match that description; both are currently in the minor leagues.
Saltalamacchia, a switch hitter, has had throwing woes as a catcher. Moving to first base full time – and changing teams – could alleviate that concern. But it’s not clear if the Rangers are ready to cut ties with the 25-year-old.
They could be Giants...but not really.
Wouldn't mind either of them at all
In fact, that’d be awesome.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
LOL BOWKER
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 30, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember ST
Sabean put Kevin Frandsen on the trading block, then said he was looking for a utility infielder
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
He has a fetish for ‘proven’ players.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
True
I was just saying it’s not the first time he’s wanted someone who profiles like someone the Giants already had, in house
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Yes, it fits his pattern. This is quite annoying to me.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, especially when there were (and still are) lots of opportunities to give these guys a chance
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
I don’t really like Davis, but getting either one for Bengie would be fucking awesome. Also, I wonder if Sabes is sad that Hank Blalock is no longer a Ranger, or if he is even aware that he’s on the Rays now.
Yes, please
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Honestly
If we could get either of those guys, who at least have some dim sparkle left, that would be a steal to me.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Seriously
both are good buy low candidates IMO
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Dude Hits Dingerz
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Which is why the Giants will let him play, which is why I don’t want him.
They guy had the worst combination of contact skills and plate discipline in the majors, and is showing no signs of improving it this year, despite being back in AAA after spending the most of the last two years in the majors.
DO NOT WANT
I was promised lasagna.
His minor league numbers are pretty stellar.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Gonna have to disagree with you there. All he showed is fantastic power, which we know he has.
His K rate and BB rate were pretty consistently terrible throughout his entire MiLB career. Even this year he’s posting a 25% K rate and a 6.5% BB rate.
He’s Jake Fox with less defense.
I was promised lasagna.
3 to 1 on K:BB in the minors. No wonder MLB pitchers have owned him.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
Fair enough
But for Molina, nothing would be acceptable. Getting a guy with one legit skill is pretty good. Sure he’ll probably never make the jump to the majors, but maybe he could be Ryan Howard lite. Very lite.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Well, like I said above, I think he will do damage if given the opportunity, and I think he’ll be given the opportunity. So I’d rather have nothing.
I was promised lasagna.
this is where I disagree. I doubt they’d give Davis a terribly long leash. He’s too young, and he sucks in a similar way to the way Bowker has sucked.
Moot point anyway, because we’re getting Texas’s equivalent of Darren Ford and Steve Hammond, in all likelihood.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
Bowker got over 500 PA’s in total.
I’m afraid he’ll hit .250/.290/.430 and that they’ll actually think that’s decent.
But yeah, moo point.
I was promised lasagna.
‘moob point’
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I can dig it.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
What?!
They’d give us Davis for Molina? How could that ever happen?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Morosi talking to Pappas now
He speculates that it is Davis or Salty coming back.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
Better than I could have dreamed.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I'd look seriously smart if it is Davis
just saying
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Wow
I don’t love either of those guys, but I’m flat amazed we’re getting more than a warm body back.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
Gawd, I really don’t want Chris Davis… But I’ll take anything to get rid of Bengie
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jun 30, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
this please
I want Davis. Why not? Stick him in AAA and see what happens (TWSS)
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
omg please give us Chris Davis or Saltalamacchia for Bengie
by 49erEmpire on Jun 30, 2010 5:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I really hope we dump Molina
I haven’t been watching lately out of disgust that he still plays.
Understands the importance of being a gritty, veterany, gamer.
Ok, did i just hear that right? Tiger woods paid his ex 750 million bucks to shut her up?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Correct
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
This is slightly true.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously EVERYONE LIKES MONEY
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Duh.
Except for that other kind of money.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
BMoney?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah, him.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Give me 750 million, and I won’t say shit.
Makes you wonder what was going on, there. What’s the big deal with keeping the doe and letting her spill her guts? In the end, who cares?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The article I read had a quote from his publicist or someone like that which said “he doesn’t want his reputation torn down after he builds it back up” (paraphrasing there). Basically he doesn’t want to have to go through all this again when she writes a tell-all book in a few years.
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
Maybe it’ll be worth it in endorsements.
/shrug
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m hoping it’s Davis. If we get Salty, I fear that Bochy will start both him and Whitey over Posey. :(
if Bengie gets traded that will be a great early birthday gift for me
by 49erEmpire on Jun 30, 2010 5:57 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Sabes: Heh heh, alright, Susan, now you get to see the MASTER at work!!
Susan: That’s it, I’m calling human resources!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I have not seen a single person not even in the slightest way opposed to the molina trade
I love every single one of you, GET ER DONE SABES HE GONE!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
this is why i’m scared that it will not happen
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 30, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
to much common sense, right?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
*Fat annoying clueless sweater wearing dumb fuck
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Fucking A, Molina was traded :(
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Sup murph and mac
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
sup dude? MOLINA IS A VET AND A GUY WHO WORKS WITH PITCHERS WELL
good luck without him
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Um the giants cant win without molina, who's gonna drive in runs and handle the stuff?
He puts the fingers down better than anyone in the majors!
Except that’s what every single play by play guy defending a shitty veteran catcher says LOL ZYNSKI.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
SHITTY VETERAN CATCHER?
sir you are confused
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Woah, Mark Hendrickson comes into Silversun Pickups
That guy is cool
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
LOL
Just saw the Burrell error. Lulztastic
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
No comment
Dave flemming on post game wrap: Burrell has been great defensively his entire time over, he made one small mistake today for his first time as a giant in the field!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
He's also been the only offense the team has had to
Outside of garbage time rallys that mean nothing.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Great isn’t really the word I would use. He’s still slower than pond water. This was only his second glaring fuck-up is what you’re trying to say.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
That was flemmings take after the game. I’ve been offended a few times by his LOL range and the few errors he’s made, but his bat has done the talking.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Holy Crap, Texas lineup has 4 dudes hitting over .315!
And 3 more hitting over .285.
They won’t need Bengie for any kind of offense.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Nolan ryan showing veteran love
/bork asks for trade
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Dont jinx it.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
this
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
OH WHY OH WHY RANGERS MANAGEMENT!!!!?!?!?!?!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I guess it’d be in poor taste to go over to the Rangers blog and crow about all this.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I meant after the fact, of course.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Sit down, bengie.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
WHY ISNT IT FINAL YET
HURRY UP GINATS BRASZ
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Bengie molina being gone for nothing is to good to be true.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
How about a box of Wheat Thins? Maybe a steer?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Damn.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
WELL NEVER MIND THEN
Kevin Pucetas: well, he's not Todd Wellemeyer!
by Sammy Danger on Jun 30, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
As if we could really give a shit.
Just get rid of him, already.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
damn
oh well this still won’t ruin the joy I will have when I hear that Bengie is no longer with the Giants
by 49erEmpire on Jun 30, 2010 6:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
shouldn’t be so demanding
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 30, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
If Baggs is openly trashing Bengie in his blog
This is a done deal. No way he would do this if it wasn’t going to happen.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Baggs attempting to earn his journalistic integrity back with great haste after the first 3 months of the season.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I liked this from today’s article:
But I think Barry Zito said it best a few weeks ago, when asked about working with catchers. To paraphrase, he said he’s out there throwing his game, following the scouting reports, pitching to his strengths, regardless of who’s putting down fingers out there.
Putting “HANDLES THE STAFF!” to rest.
Maybe he’s trying to scare the Rangers away from the deal…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You vaporized?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You have really perfected
the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF lower lip bite
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
So tired
Yet so excited about the chances of Mehlina being traded.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
It's after 6:15!
GET OFF UR HANDS GIANTS BRAZZ
Kevin Pucetas: well, he's not Todd Wellemeyer!
by Sammy Danger on Jun 30, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
If we're trading Molina to a Tom Hicks-owned team
can we make it Liverpool? Fernando Torrres could provide us with some instant offense.
Giants Baseball: TORTURE
“A wild animal appears to have escaped onto the pitch. Judging by its pace, I’d say it’s a mule of some sort.”
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I vote for the Stars. It makes them worse, and we could get Brendan Morrow or Brad Richards or someone.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
He’s a free agent, can’t trade for him.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Technically, 9am pacific tomorrow is when free agency starts.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
THIS IS A BASEBALL FORUM!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
And we’re discussing bringing Steve Ott to our baseball team. I am not seeing a problem here.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I don't remember zito saying this, but I love him a lot more.
I’d maintain that he’s still a good defensive catcher, despite all the wild pitches this season. He actually had a nice run of nabbing basestealers over the last week. But I think Barry Zito said it best a few weeks ago, when asked about working with catchers. To paraphrase, he said he’s out there throwing his game, following the scouting reports, pitching to his strengths, regardless of who’s putting down fingers out there.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
News like this is extremely irritating in the Twitter era.
Now I’ve got sit here all pin-and-needly, waiting for the latest update.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
GREAT TRADE! Who'd we get back?
That’s pretty much my response. I’d trade him for Rudy Jaramillio.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FWIW Rudy's a cub now
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Doesn't matter as long as we get rid of Bengie
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Bengie & Sabean for Jon Daniels
GIT R DUN
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
BRIAN!! PUT THE SCOTCH AND SUBWAY SAMMICH DOWN AND FINISH THE DEAL!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
Susan: Brian, it’s the Rangers again. They say they’ll send along Davis, but that we need to confirm on our end as soon as possible.
Brian: Susan, if I know anything, it’s that you never rush a pickle, olive and coconut sandwich.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hee
I think sabes is trying to clear some space for lebron
http://twitter.com/rbjorkquist/status/17454568319
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
Urbs says that his Giants sources are not returning his calls. Says that’s a good sign — usually means they’re busy closing a deal.
USE THE MAGIC EARRING TO DIVINE THE FUTURE!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Urbs: “Book it!”
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea, they're all "fuck you Urbs, trying to make a deal here"
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
This
Is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Meh
Too disturbing to be funny. There’s plenty of people right here in this country who believe the same things.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Jun 30, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Won’t that void the warranty?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I need broccoli, please.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I barely know her
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
From Shea
Without Molina, the Giants would be more dedicated to Buster Posey behind the plate, but Eli Whiteside still would be in the mix. The Giants could either move Aubrey Huff back to first base or play more of Travis Ishikawa — given his hot bat off the bench and the fact the team is in need of another left-handed bat.
Or they could play Nate and upgrade the outfield defense significantly.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
Or they could use common sense and play nate
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
1280 comments huh?
Ummmmm Shift-A
Well after that “performance” maybe I’m not so sad about taking summer courses. All I heard of the game was Rowand’s homerun!!
Oh and on the way home, the rather humorous headline that “The Rangers are pursuing Molina” “Well they have horses and everything!” I thought “They oughta catch him very quickly. Did he steal the buffet again?”
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
fantastic
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 30, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That is awesome
although she DOES ask nicely at the beginning. But still hilarious.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Those of you who want them to go trade happy
are you remembering who the fucking GM is? Give me a break. The last thing we need is BRIAN FUCKING SABEAN in charge of trying to stock this team with young talent. Jesus christ.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Yup, bondlegend doesn’t want Brian Sabean trading Bengie Molina.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
lol
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCK YOU DOG MONSTER SHIT STORM!!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
In all seriousness
pretty sure I’ve never reacted that way when somebody disagrees. My ALL CAPS RAGE is usually saved for something specifically pertaining to the Giants. Or done in jest.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
If it's bengie that's one thing
but there were people up there advocating for keeping Posey, Timmy, and Cain and trading everyone else. No fucking thanks, I’m fine. Wait until theres a real GM in charge.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Cooky for GM!
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
shift-ayyyy
wow 1200+ comments and it’s only quarter to seven?
Should we make a post-post game thread?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
A Molina trade discussion thread?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
What if I just made a post called “Let’s Talk About a Bengie-Free Giants Team” and Grant could fill in the body of the post if he wanted to?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
GIANTS TRADE MOLINA 4 ERIC BYRNES
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Hard working mod is hard working.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Maybe his boss will…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
/makes note to pick up some Bulleit on the way home
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It's good stuff.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh, I’m familiar.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 30, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Why the fuck would ANYONE trade for bengie?!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
WHO CARES, GET HIM OFF THE TEAM
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
irl lol
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
With all the troubles they’ve had back there? yea, i’d say so
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
PLUS, everything's bigger in Texas
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m ordering a pizza I’m so stoked for this upcoming event.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Me too (Pizza, that is)
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
I'm pretty sure my man parts will explode with excitement if they actually trade bengie
holy shit. I am so excited. PLEASE GOD LET THIS HAPPEN.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Post-Post-Game Thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/6/30/1546285/lets-talk-about-a-bengie-free
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
this
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I have a feeling
we will be getting the infamous Player to be named later but who gives a shit
by 49erEmpire on Jun 30, 2010 6:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I would accept a reliever in low-A ball with a 1:1 K/BB ratio and a 6.43 ERA at this point.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
fuck and yes I would
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

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