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Post-game thread: Giants lose again. And again. And again.

One of these games, in one of these seasons, Buster Posey is going to crank a ninth-inning home run against the Dodgers that will either tie or win the game. Everyone will go bananas. This is all just build-up for that time.

So what was was the best "turn it off" moment in this game?

  • When Matt Cain gave up yet another devastating two-strike, two-out hit?
  • When Pablo Sandoval made the worst baserunning blunder of the season past 23 hours?
  • When Edgar Renteria hit into his 181st double play of the series?
  • When Bengie Molina allowed yet another sloppy passed ball?
  • When Bengie Molina started the game, which is when these wise folks checked out?

Don’t worry. The veterans will hit their way out of this, just like last year. Especially Molina. Just keep giving him at-bat after at-bat. Make sure he starts consecutive games whenever possible. That’s how things will get done.

Brian Sabean has built a terrible offensive team for the sixth-straight season, yet he has all kinds of job security. Bruce Bochy has absolutely no idea what makes a good offense good and a bad offense bad, so even in the off chance that Sabean stumbles into some offensive talent, Bochy has no clue how to use it. Pablo Sandoval ate Eugenio Velez, and now Velez is controlling Sandoval like Kuato from "Total Recall." The once-magic starting pitching is looking tired and ineffective every...single...freaking...night now.

That's not magic inside, and I demand a refund. At least hook me up with a free thing of garlic fries, please.

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What was the worst part of that game?
I hate this team.
631 votes
Oh, I'm not a Giants fan. I just wanted to drop by and check out the train wreck. I'm a vulture like that.
219 votes

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For god's sake, put it down.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Natto had the right idea tonight.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

There was a martial arts demonstration by some kids before the movie that was awesome. The boy probably could have been a good fit for Aang, but he was Asian, so he wouldn’t make it pass the casting call.

by Natto on Jun 29, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you realize that by casting mostly white actors, M. Night was being more inclusive!!!???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 29, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will join Natto in the Coalition of the Unwilling.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)

by bigboneded on Jun 29, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just glad I got to ban someone, that helped.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 29, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I think from now on we should only ban people using “Deal With It” .gifs.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I probably deserved that. And I like it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is like the best thing to happen to modding in months.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 29, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to warn, like, everybody.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 29, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, there are some crazy .gifs at 4gifs.com. I think it would be funny to warn someone from Purple Row with the cleverly titled “Hitler Dick” one. And, no, I’m not linking it.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 29, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yessssss

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 29, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things that would suck: being just some random guy who was named Hitler.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 29, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can warn me if you want

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you want to be warned with the “Hitler Dick” or “Rape Gator?”

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 29, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rape gator? almost afraid of the hitler dick, your choice

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gave you “Cat Attacks Babysitter.” I went easy on you.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 29, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the second cat coming in to see what the commotion was

by Every6thDay on Jun 29, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That really was the best part.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 29, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, it’s all like, “Oh hey, sup.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 29, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, pretty much

like “Dude, what the hell are ya doing?”
other cat is all “Seriously, FUCK YOU, don’t mess with the kid”

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD that was hilarious!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 29, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way it walks, the second cat looks like it’s possessed by the same thing in the attacking one.

by Every6thDay on Jun 29, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cat #2 looks like it’s waiting for an opening to strike.

by Natto on Jun 29, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

She needs to work on her drop kick skills.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 30, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would have made for an even better .gif.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 30, 2010 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hitler Dick!

/awaits accidental banning

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jun 29, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, you get facelicked as your banning .gif.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 29, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god the look on the guy's face.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 29, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh! Howie gets the unicorn gif!

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 29, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, god, I can’t stop laughing at someone logging on and getting a “You’ve been banned!” message with this .gif (kinda NSFW) right below it.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 29, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d seriously be like WTF is going on here

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like an awful, awful person for laughing at football fatface.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still giggling at “Fat dad skateboards.”

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 29, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That car was like a magnet!

by Every6thDay on Jun 29, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhhhh…

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 29, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAWT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for giving me nightmares.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 29, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we should warn somebody with that who hasn’t been in this thread.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

He'd appreciate it

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jun 30, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see how there can be any turning back now.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I search long enough, I’m pretty sure I could find some propellering. Give me a minute…

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 30, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Penismonster was a bad idea.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you just use the clip from Bruno?

by Every6thDay on Jun 30, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

badgermeatspin

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s much better than the one I saw.

by Every6thDay on Jun 30, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see Meatspin?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo. Should I do it?

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 30, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

My heart says no, but my body says yes.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, wait, my heart is saying yes.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m just going to go with unicorn.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 30, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess discretion is the better part of not forcing people to watch an animated spinning badger penis.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

You people are even more disturbed than I thought

…Oh, wait. I’m gonna get warned with some freaky .gif now. Well, I’ll just hit cancel, which is right next to post, and they’ll be none the wiser.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

You get Penismonster.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dang it

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wimp!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did that search and almost watched the .gif but then I didn’t do it. I did make the mistake of watching a penis mutilation .gif. I’ve been FAR more careful about this whole thing since seeing that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

The next time Kenshin tries to sign in….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I sincerely hope he actually sees that one day.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

The best part is that by the time he logs in, you’ll have totally forgotten you did that.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jun 30, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOO

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 30, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/banned

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another martyr is born...
I was so called trolling at mmc,

I posted non pro-Dodger things and they banned me. Sorry everyone. It won’t happen again. Not because I can’t, but because I just won’t. Again, sorry everyone.

by Skunkburner on Jun 29, 2010 10:45 PM PDT via mobile

I wonder how his wife is doing.

by Every6thDay on Jun 29, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

MMC?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 29, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

trolls can’t spell

by wcw on Jun 29, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mickey Mouse Club?

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 29, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, oh, what a martyr.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 29, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Xeifrank is giving him advice, too!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mods can kill people?!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jun 30, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty sad that I regret missing a banning but don’t regret missing the game. :(

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This line.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is how I feel.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2010 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

same

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 30, 2010 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate this team.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 29, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Grant. Do what you did yesterday and link the video of Panda being thrown out. It was both sad and hilarious at the same time.

by fabiani1233 on Jun 29, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Coming up: two sweet, sweet games with Molinaless starting lineups.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jun 29, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

/and the offense explodes for 10 runs

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mean to be unnecessarily cynical about something that should be an absolute shoe in, but I’ll believe it when I see it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And in his quest to fit everyone in, Bochy will use Bengie as a pinch runner.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 29, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And don’t worry Bochy will start Rowand instead…

by knightj on Jun 30, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, every time I put on comedy central early to wait for The Daily Show, it’s either Tosh.0 or this stupid Coon episode of South Park. SHOW SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T SUCK, COMEDY CENTRAL.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m actually a fan of Tosh.0, i think it’s funny

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love Tosh.0

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)

by bigboneded on Jun 29, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

It’s a pretty good show. Though, I’m not a huge fan of the web redemptions

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 29, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I’ve only ever seen it when it wasn’t being good.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The new episodes seem to be better than the old ones

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 29, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in this line

It’s one of the few shows I DVR so as not to miss it

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 30, 2010 6:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in the midst of drowning in grad school TA training

So I didn’t get to see any of the game. Yay for that?

But I just was checking my Facebook page, and saw this, and had to share the stupidity of it all:

Keil Albert We finally get some offense, and now our pitching is CRAP!
3 minutes ago

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, the offense has been lighting it up over the last few days.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jun 29, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Giants won 18 games by shutout last year

and held opponents to 1 run 19 other times (18 W-1 L)

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 29, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of his listed interests is “Looking at rocks.”

Also: he’s a Rush fan!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am so glad I boycott facebook

by wcw on Jun 29, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are lots of fun things to do on this planet: counting the blades of grass, looking at the sky, peeing for distance.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just caked all over my DBZ reference.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team is stupid.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 29, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

This team can't hit, can't put a good lineup on the field

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOTTA SHAKE THINGS UP

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 29, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES, FIND WAYS TO NOT PUT POSEY IN THE GAME

by Runz Plz on Jun 29, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo

Is kinda not that awesome anymore. Sad face.

by BrianIsAwesome on Jun 29, 2010 10:54 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

:(

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not even just Panda, it feels like everyone has just been bad. We had so many players playing over their heads and they’re all coming back down to earth at the same time. I was hoping they’d wait till later though.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 29, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This might have been my fault.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants are 10th in the MLB in Batting Average,

but only 21st in Runs Scored.

Brian Sabean demands an explanation…!

by D4P on Jun 29, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

¡No Mas!

Disenfranchised, disenchanted, and disinterested. I do not abide these lineups. I do not support this futility. I cannot watch Molina, Renteria, or Rowand anymore. It’s like a grlfriend that keeps forgetting your birthday yet you stay. I don’t want to stay anymore. The Giants and I need to start relationship therapy. I am not having my needs fulfilled.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)

by bigboneded on Jun 29, 2010 10:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Does Sanchez even last 5 innings tomorrow?

Career, versus the Dodgers:

GS: 8
W-L: 0-4
IP: 42.1
K/BB: 37/25
ERA: 5.95
WHIP: 1.63

by Every6thDay on Jun 29, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain duz not know how to win

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 29, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quality pitch calls by bengie.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like the inside fastball to Manny. Weird he hit that pitch for a single…

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 30, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cain: over 40% of the time allows runs in the first two innings (career)

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 29, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain: Over 75% of the time gets no run support.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 29, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain has a 3.44 career ERA and a record of 50-57. I’d be curious to see how many people in major league history have a career ERA that low and a losing record.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Misleading stat, because ERA totals change so much over time. But the answer is 51 pitchers with 3.50 ERA over their career and a significant number of starts (200 games, at least 60% starts, if you’re interested). That goes up to 108 if you drop the number of games pitched to 100, a threshold that Cain himself has crossed.

More to the point, Cain’s career ERA+ is 128. Pitchers with at least 100 games pitched and a winning percentage below .500 include…..

Matt Cain.

That’s all.

Matt Cain is officially the best losing* pitcher in history. Here’s hoping this part of his career becomes a cute but annoying anecdote shared by baseball pundits before his number is retired as one of the great Giants.

*Losing as defined by a stupid and archaic rule.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jun 29, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps . . .

. . . he could use a different catcher. Just a thought.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jun 29, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can blame Bengie for a lot of things, but that’s not one of them. Maybe it has more to do with a lineup that was a swirling vortex of suck for the entire duration of his career so far. Bengie was a symptom, there, but definitely not the cause.

52 of 153 games in the majors came with 0-2 runs of run support. That’s insane. More than just his pitching ability, I marvel that Matt Cain the man hasn’t whipped out the shotgun in the clubhouse before now to take his bloody revenge.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jun 29, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you can certainly blame Bengie’s offense.

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by groug on Jun 29, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about the other 7 guys that are supposed to help?

That’s what I meant when I said symptom, not cause. If you want to blame someone, blame the people that put that offense on the field.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jun 29, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I feel perfectly justified blaming Bengie himself, considering all his fucking whining is keeping Posey from getting the playing time he should be getting.

And yeah, there’s been a whole offense fail, but Bengie is definitely a big part of that.

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by groug on Jun 30, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posey sure ripped that pitch in the ninth. Might have been nice to see him get four at bats in a close game.

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by rxmeister on Jun 30, 2010 5:23 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I suspect . . .

. . . without trying to run the numbers, that when a team has an average or below offense, it is almost a certainty that one of the starting pitchers will have really poor run support. Cain just happens to be the guy who is the most extreme outlier in the league (or, I guess, in history)—after all, someone has to be that guy.

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by owlcroft on Jun 29, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope, 20 years down the road, “that guy” is a Dodger, and NOT Matt Cain.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jun 30, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, if I were Cain I would have pulled a John Marston on the Giants hitters by now.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 29, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really think even Sabean has to feel the heat now

KNBR over the last 2 days have really turned on the Giants organization. Almost every host (yes, even Fitz and Brooks today) has called for Posey to take over for Molina.

Fitz went as far as to say he just think this year’s team won’t contend even if we make it close, and we should just put Posey and Bumgarner in there for the rest of the year and prepare for next year.

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by jctGamer on Jun 29, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

How much longer can bork continually start molina? The fact that molina stays in the game after the starter leaves is just mind boggling. The moment that happens buster should be put in, what happens? Bork leaves bengie in there because he thinks the giants can’t come back or hold onto win without bengie.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

imho Bochy is off his rocker

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by nogooddeed on Jun 30, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Fitz is in a coma.

Buster-MadBum are here to stay.
Sabez said so Sunday.

The money lies in the RBIs
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by hokysmksbw on Jun 29, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

he means starting posey every game and bumgarner start for the rest of the year as well, regardless of how they do.

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by jctGamer on Jun 29, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

posey at catcher

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by jctGamer on Jun 29, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Molina should have been benched the moment buster was called up, it’s not like he was playing any differently back then.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Never re-signed. Better: never signed.

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by owlcroft on Jun 29, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last October I was so happy at the prospect of never seeing B-$ as a Giant again.

Then when Spring rolled around, I was like, “NOOOOOOO!!!!”

Isn’t antoher season of Scott bad enough?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 29, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when we didn’t offer him arbitration, and people were like, “It’s good we’re passing up the chance to get comp picks because this means he won’t be back!”

LOL THOSE PEOPLE

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by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU WERE ONE OF US!

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by Viliphied on Jun 30, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

STARTS EVERY GAME RAWR

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by jctGamer on Jun 29, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CONTRACT INCENTIVES

Could it be anymore obvious?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kid can hit!

"Matt Cain's better at this than I've ever been at anything in my life. He's better at this than you'll ever be, at anything. Matt Cain has a gift. He has a gift, and when you acknowledge that, then maybe we will have something to talk about."

by otis29 on Jun 30, 2010 6:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

He'll need a first baseman's mitt...

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by GiantPain on Jun 30, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even Kruk said Molina should be charged w/ a passed ball. It was a historic moment.

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jun 29, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave, John, Kuip, JT, FP, etc. gave up on Bengie weeks ago.

Krukow was all he had left.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 29, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even kruk is waving the white flag now.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s GRM when you need him?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 30, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs too is finally bringing the hate. I can only hope that all this negativity leads to Sabes & Bochy being fired.

/cries because I know it’ll never happen.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 29, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mad Bum should start in RF on days that he’s not pitching. We need his bat.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 29, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Plus we’d actually have another outfielder besides nate with a strong arm.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

This team make me hate myself for being so stupid. I was excited about the Giants a week or two ago, dreaming of big things. Now this.

by Dan from NM on Jun 29, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ll learn not to get excited because in the end 9 times out of 10 it’ll end it horrible, gut wrenching heartbreak. That’s what comes with being a Giants fan. :(

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 29, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

end in

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 29, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

IKR!!!

I looked forward to this series from Opening Day. I’m embarrassed to be a Giants fan at the moment.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Jun 29, 2010 11:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I said since the first week of the season I wouldn’t be excited until the Giants showed they could beat the Padres….

I hate being such a Cassandra sometimes.

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jun 29, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIRE BOCHY

Only thing the Giants can do, short of a trade, to shake things up at this point.

by Every6thDay on Jun 29, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FREE STEVE DECKER

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie is the FATS DOMINO

once he goes, everything else will fall into place.

People return to their more natural positions, defense improves, and by virtue of removing the slowest player in major league baseball, may even remove a few GIDPs. At the very least, it allows for the pitcher to sacrifice runners over.

I think a manager change would definitely shake up the clubhouse, but once he starts Bengie again the honeymoon will quickly be over. My 2 cents.

by sayheybk on Jun 29, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just when I thought things can’t get worse, the Giants go to Colorado after this series yay! can’t wait to see a stupid purple dinosaur shaking his ass in front of my TV all game.

by 49erEmpire on Jun 29, 2010 10:59 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

And pat burrell in left field supplying the extra base hits like bengie to a buffet.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

12 - 10 losses might be worth a LOL

less boring fer shure

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 29, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we’d get to see fire works instead of a one sided stalemate all night.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

And with that lost

if the season ended today, the Giants would have a protected first round pick.

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by jctGamer on Jun 29, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I'LL TAKE IT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say fans should boycott the game tomorrow if Posey doesn’t start at catcher because Molina has no business starting any more games from here on out

by 49erEmpire on Jun 29, 2010 11:01 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

He won’t start at catcher, it’s Whiteside since its Dirty pitching tomorrow.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 29, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn you're right

well I hope by the time the Giants come back home Posey is the everyday catcher. actually I hope it happens in Colorado

by 49erEmpire on Jun 29, 2010 11:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

He’ll catch Bumgarner but there’s no way he catches Lincecum. MAYBE Zito.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 29, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside starts tomorrow for sanchy, but I wouldn’t go regardless if posey wasn’t starting.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the mouth of Bork

’’Buster’s going to be catching a little more now. He’s done well back there.’’

What are the odds the first part isn’t true?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 29, 2010 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork " Burrell will be an off the bench player"
Bork “Posey will be catching Zito”
Bork “……………………..”
Bork ""
Bork ""
…..

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jun 29, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but he also started almost every single game since he joined the team after Bochy said that. I understand you wanting to defend Bochy though. Wait.. no I don’t.

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jun 29, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean said the same exact thing after the game. He also mentioned Timmy’s conditioning just like Bochy did. Just when I feel like putting a hit out on Bochy, I wonder how much of it his fault, and how much of it is Sabean pulling his strings. The obvious solution is that both need to go.

Buster Posey: "I'm a catcher." Brian Sabean: "I'm an idiot."

by rxmeister on Jun 30, 2010 5:28 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

This game sucked

I am now watching Game 2 of the Sharks-Avs series. 5 separate comebacks and an overtime win. This will be infinitely less painful, even if I know I have to suffer through 2 more Colorado goals.

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I still hate Craig Anderson.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 29, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and suffer through the Avalanche announcers. They’re horrible – considered one of the worst announcing teams in the league. At least I get to hear their crushing disappointment when Setoguchi scores.

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA!!! FUCK YOU AVS!!! you’re lucky you know what happens

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. If this was Game 3, there’d be no way I would watch it. Or Game 1. Or Game 4 against Detroit. Or any of the Chicago games.

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOAL!!

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICHOL FUCK YEAH!

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best part: pizza!

Four in the net, pizza you get!

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT STUPID COLORADO

5-4, Avs. I doubt the Sharks can come back a fifth time. I mean, only 15 minutes left in the third, Colorado is going into protect mode. I hate to say it, but the Sharks are definitely going down 0-2 in the series.

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they put in Greiss yet?

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by ilovesushi on Jun 29, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, seems like they’re sticking with Nabby.

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

UPDATE!!! WHATS GOING ON

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thornton just scored on the PP. Well, I think he scored – the ref ruled no goal, and it’s under review. Anderson’s pad is covering it, though.

DAMNIT, NO GOAL.

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH FUCK!!!! WTF!!!!! Damn i really hope they win this game, they have to win the series

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d hate for them to go out in the first round two years in a row, and to the eighth seed both times, no less. I don’t know what I’d do. I might even advocate letting Marleau go.

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, WTF IS GOING ON WITH THE SHARKS, Nabby is SUCKING BIG TIME

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF BLAKE

…did that happen yet?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 29, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF DAN BOYLE

oh wait… The thought of walking into Goggin Ice Arena at Miami with his number up there and a pic of him holding up the stanley cup pissed me off after that goal the next day

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

THAT WAS A GOAL! AND YOU WAVE IT OFF AND CALL A FREAKING PENALTY ON SETOGUCHI??? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SMOKING, REF!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

REFS ARE ALL FUCKED UP, THEY"RE TRYING TO SCREW THE SHARKS OUT OF A FUCKING PLAYOFF SERIES, CONSPIRACY!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just disallowed two Sharks goals, this is bull.

And now they called a penalty on Blake, so it’s a 5-on-3 for the Avs. Wow, refs. Wow.

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like the Sharks were playing Detroit or something.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 29, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. And people complain that the Sharks are getting breaks. Bah!

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck it all, sharks are gonna lose again

AND COUPLE THAT WITH A GIANTS LOSS? FUCK THIS SHIT

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

EMPTY NET

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LSAKFJSDLKAJGLAKSDGJFLSA;KFDJ

PAVELSKI!!!!

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG PAVS!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?

GIVE THAT MAN A NEW CONTRACT, think they’ll resign him?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so!

The guy is clutch!

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE IS NO WAY

THIS TEAM WILL EVER LOSE AT THIS POINT, WATCH OUT AVS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only way they'll lose again

Is if some crazy thing happens, like a dude scoring 4 goals in one period against them.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 29, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THAT SHIT

IT’LL NEVER HAPPEN, NABBY WILL BE BETTER, JUST YOU WATCH

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ASDLKFJDALS;KFJSDAL;KFJLSAKDJFLKSDAFLK;J

OMFG DEVIN FUCKING SETOGUCHI!!!

SERIES TIED, MOTHERFUCKERS!!

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT COLORADO

WE’RE COMIN FOR YA!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 30, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHOOO

DIVIN DEVIN SETOGUCHI FTW!!!!!!!!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 30, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

By the way

thank you for the play by play

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 30, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or one of the Sharks scoring an own goal in overtime.

But that’ll never happen.

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God,

THAT WOULD be just terrible, never will happen

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

I have a feeling we’ll see a lot more from him later on in the playoffs.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 29, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Little Joe is an adequate nickname for him anymore. Hmmm, what should it be?

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

we have Big Joe…

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thornton is also Jumbo, and then Sakic will always be Super Joe. I think it should be something with Pavelski, rather than Joe.

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: The Big Lebowski was an awesome movie, eh?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 29, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cohan bros, right?

they’ve had some good movies

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coen

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Jun 29, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's it, sorry

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 30, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jun 29, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never seen it.

But hmmm… Lebowski, Pavelski…

THE BIG PAVELSKI!

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by mymclife on Jun 30, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WORKS!!!!!! I LIKE IT!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 30, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome? No. Then again I had never seen it until recently after hearing it hyped up as being all sorts of great. It’s probably one of my least favorite Coen Bros movies. It had some moments though. If not for John Goodman that entire movie would have been terrible.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if people in the 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s and 70s

had the same problem with hype. It seems like an epidemic now. More moviegoers are enjoying less movies because of the hype factor. A shame.

by Every6thDay on Jun 30, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm

could you shorten the name of Pavelski? maybe like pavel? i think theres a dude with that name already

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICHOL CITY!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 29, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH I C

it’s only if the sharks win

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duh

I’m not going to torture myself unnecessarily.

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, this is how i don’t torture myself, watch 49er highlights, watch tosh.0, or just listen to people bitch on KNBR, but hey, you’re watching a sharks win, i approve

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fire the manager and the hitting coach. And the catcher.

Giants went 0-for-the game with RISP

—1st: – Torres double, RISP. F. Sanchez walked. Sandoval flied out (Torres to third). Huff sac fly (no hit), Burrell walked, Uribe K.
—4th: 2 outs, Uribe single, Molina single (Uribe to 3rd, RISP) Rent groundout.
—6th: (abortion)

oh, that’s not all the baserunners we failed to advance, of course. Also, “knows how to handle the pitchers” = “throw another fastball after he’s fouled like a zillion of them in a row, why the hell not?”

Why don’t the Giants just hire my grandmother’s dog to run this team. He walks directly in front of you when you’re trying to get something done and plants his fat ass in the way, he rips up the furniture, shits on the floor instead of getting our attention when we’re up all night anyway, only to go totally fucking berserk whenever there’s something he wants and starts begging for attention. Oh, and he has sneezing issues and needs stuff rubbed into his eyes so they don’t crust up. That’s basically Bochy, right? It’d be cheaper.

/endrant

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by Gabafnerhagen on Jun 29, 2010 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the Giants are over achieving with the bats. Sabean just put together another crappy offense.

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jun 29, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff has been incredible

Which makes it that much more annoying that the team around him sucks ass. He’s having a out of his head year and it’s pretty much going to waste. I wish the giants had an approach like the dodgers, then again thats like wishing molina would voluntarily sit for buster to play for the better of the team.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

What exactly is the Dodgers approach? They got lucky that Ethier turned into a great hitter under Mattingly’s guidance. Loney and Martin haven’t really developed as expected, though are decent players. And Kemp was looking good before Rihanna came along. Mostly though their approach has been similar to the Giants. Pitching, veterans, etc. They were just lucky enough to have Logan White and co to have developed some good young talent over a 3-4 year span earlier in the decade.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

the dodgers are just better than the giants

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 30, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

It’s really very simple.

by Every6thDay on Jun 30, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

i really don't know why that's so tough to understand

may be tough to accept but it’s the truth

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 30, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

science

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by nogooddeed on Jun 30, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright I’m done. Hoping the Giants avoid the sweep tomorrow. Night all.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 29, 2010 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I e-mailed marty and said half of the giants staffs wild pitches were passed balls by molina. He replied back sand said it was more than that, and that buster should have been starting at catcher everyday since the moment he was called up. He went on to say bengie is a massive defensive liability and a terrible hitter now. I love marty, I wish he had a radio show during the week.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Marty...

McFly?
Sheen?
Jannetty?

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by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gets kicked through “the barbershop” window

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jun 29, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marty lurie yo

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Marty Leurie.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jun 29, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

David DeJesus please, Torres unfortunately is starting to slow down even though he got a leadoff double today, DeJesus would be a great upgrade over Torres

by 49erEmpire on Jun 29, 2010 11:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Tori Amos would K less often

The money lies in the RBIs
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by hokysmksbw on Jun 29, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres is a Cornflake girl!

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
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by Gobroks on Jun 29, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants won't acquire anyone because

Sabes refuses to move LOLina, LOLwand, and Ishi

by TBRMKane on Jun 29, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishi?

I get what you’re sayin but Ishikawa’s actually been a great pinch-hitter, just sayin

by 49erEmpire on Jun 29, 2010 11:13 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

wouldn't be that great of an upgrade

in CF, defense considered.

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by Viliphied on Jun 30, 2010 2:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

would be good

if Posey caught and Huff went back to 1B w/ Uribe as super sub and he could play a corner though.

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by Viliphied on Jun 30, 2010 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhh

Yes, we shall bench one of our most productive players, and it shall improve our offense.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for getting DeJesus. But the correct way to get him is to put him in right field, put Huff at first base, and put Buster at catcher.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
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by GiantPain on Jun 30, 2010 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, you’re suggesting playing the catcher at catcher and the first baseman at first base? I don’t get it.

by Evan on Jun 30, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Bengie for his lack of veteran moxie while handling the pitching staff.

by jnormous on Jun 29, 2010 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval to AAA, he needs to lose 15 lbs, HAHAHAHA

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you quoting a KNBR caller?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 29, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, that was pathetic

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

40 lbs

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by nogooddeed on Jun 30, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t even watch the game tonight because Cain doesn’t know how to win against the Dodgers. That, and when I saw the LOLineup a few hours before gametime.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 29, 2010 11:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I get that people enjoy the ballgames, and the park and everything

But I think people who pay to see this junk are suckers at this point. I can’t for the life of me figure out why the front office is anything less than furious with Molina for playing like a disinterested toddler, swatting at pitches behind the plate and complaining about his fucking contract. I can’t bear to look at his pathetic, sad puppydog face in a catchers mask for one more game.

This team is not interested in winning. Instead we listen to Larry Baer and the rest of this idiotic front office/ marketing team promote the ballpark and the rivalry like Giants fans aren’t intelligent enough to know that we hate the Dodgers. “We’re in this thing!” “The Giants Way!” Seriously, just shut the hell up. There are a couple of ways to attract fans to the ballpark. One is to win. The other is to build the team an amusement park for a stadium, complete with build-a-bear workshop, and focus your resources on attracting fans who couldn’t care less about whether the team wins or loses.

Look at Yankees/Red Sox, or any other serious rivalry in pro sports. The players and fans take that shit seriously. What I’ve been watching lately is pathetic. There is a loser’s mentality surrounding this team, from the front office to the dugout to the damn radio station.

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by Useful_Idiot on Jun 29, 2010 11:19 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Agreed

I find it hilarious that people are willing to shell out 60 bucks for a “premium” game ticket only to watch this crappy team lose 70% of those games. Yet nobody shows up for the 5 dollar games against the Pirates, where the Giants actually have a good shot at winning said game. Everything for this team is built around making money (which is their right to do) not winning. There is no real accountability among the team for anything, and that’s going back towards the Bonds years as well.

In the end, once even casual fans notice the team sucks and stop coming and start complaining more on the radio, they will scapegoat Bochy and tell us things will be different with the next mediocre hire we make or veteran FA/trade acquistion made. Baer will come up with another catchy marketing slogan and all will be back on the bandwagon again. Further deflecting the real blame from Ownership and Sabean for failing to put together a competent team that doesn’t have the greatest slugger in the history of baseball on it. And ignoring the fact that they haven’t been able to develop any positional talent for over 2 decades. But beer will cost 10 bucks, garlic fries will be plentiful, and the park will look great and people will fork over their hard earned dough without even thinking twice. “If you built it, they will come.”

by Hobbes2d on Jun 29, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Renteria was in the minors and people would jokingly say, “Wait until Bochy benches Posey for him” then we all laughed because that could never happen?

Well, it happened.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 29, 2010 11:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Buster
Giants manager Bruce Bochy says Uribe will continue to get regular playing time at short, third base or second base, but the other starting infielders — Buster Posey, Freddy Sanchez and Pablo Sandoval — don’t figure to spend much time on the bench. That leaves only an occasional start available for Renteria.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jun 29, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Gar just seems to LOL fail against righties.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants manager bruce bochy confirms intention of starting molina till he reaches his incentives

BUSTER POSEY IS NOT A FUCKING INFIELDER, FUCK YOU BOCHY!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy always tells us what we want to hear after a loss. Then he sends out the same bad veteran lineup the next day, expecting it to win.

Buster Posey: "I'm a catcher." Brian Sabean: "I'm an idiot."

by rxmeister on Jun 30, 2010 5:37 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I’m not even convinced that he expects it to win. I’m pretty sure he expects them to play some version of baseball.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's like

Even the writers don’t even remember that Posey is a CATCHER. Not and infielder. A catcher.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 30, 2010 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by capn on Jun 30, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

at least they only hit into 2 double plays this time

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by RichHerreraHomer on Jun 29, 2010 11:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I will finish the Back to the Future Trilogy tonight.

by Natto on Jun 29, 2010 11:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I support this goal.

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by mymclife on Jun 29, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!!!!

How you liking the first 2?

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i realllllly liked the 2nd one, the 3rd one is just kinda meh, all western and stuff

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re all great! The only thing that bothers me about #3 is that they waited so long to make it that Marty looks 35 instead of 18. There were a lot of funny jokes in that one though.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 29, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh snap! good point, yea he does look a little older, but yea, that series was fantastic

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked number three just fine. The interesting thing about the movies is that although Marty is the main character, each of the movies are really based around three separate characters: his dad in the first, Biff in the second, and the Doc in the third. Marty is just the one who takes us along for the ride. Also most of the effects hold up really well. The flying cars and hoverboards are sweet. They do a lot of cool tricks with same actors playing different roles in the same scene. More movies should feature more practical effects.

by Natto on Jun 29, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really never understood who Biff really was

it’s been about 5 or 6 years since i’ve seen the series… The hoverboard was SWEET, and i especially liked the part in the 3rd where Doc leaves on the train and he has kids, doesnt he?

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Biff is the local bully from a long line of bullies.

by Natto on Jun 29, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's it and he is like a rich dude in the future

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

But only after using the sports almanac from the future to get rich in the past.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love just love how everything really flows in a way

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I said.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i’m just responding to the almanac, isn’t that from the first movie?

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, really? FUCK, aight, time to watch the series again

starting tonight

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure. The second and third movies were written together and filmed back to back, though, and that helped them with all of the tie-ins between those two movies.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, people already answered that

but, here’s my question for you, which of the 3 was your favorite

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess the first one.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, i think that was a true classic

i’ll agree, the first one was one of my favorite movies as a kid, next to heavyweights and little giants

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Annexation of Puerto Rico. ICEBOX!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 29, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic!! Rick Moranis, and the FUMBLE ROOSKIE, also the fat ass kid

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND did you forget John Madden was in this?

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 30, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and

this movie gave me another reason to hate the Cowgirls

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 30, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

SPOILERS FOR A 20 YEAR OLD MOVIE FRANCHISE

1st movie: Marty accidentally goes back in time to the 50s and has to get his parents together.
2nd movie: Doc brings Marty to the future to fix his family. Biff takes the Delorean to give his past self the sports almanac. After going to the alternate 1985, Marty goes back to the 50s to destroy the almanac. Doc gets sent back to the 1800s when the Delorean gets hit by lightning.
3rd movie: Marty goes to the 1800s to rescue Doc who got shot by Mad Dog Tannen.

by Natto on Jun 29, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I had the strangest dream.”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, and what a waste of Elizabeth Shue.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 29, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU

yea, i remember much of it, like the 2nd where everything was all fucked up in the future.

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The interesting thing about the movies is that although Marty is the main character, each of the movies are really based around three separate characters

It’s just like Earthsea!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have yet to finish reading those books

I’ve only read the first one.

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by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked them a lot more than I thought I would.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are pretty awesome.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 29, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Passed ball was the moment for me...

Seriously, and I am on the fucking east coast and staying up till fucking 2AM to witness this crap. The lineup they put out there was inexcusable.

To say that I want the team to do badly would be sacrilegious in my mind. To do badly enough to warrant a re-arrangement of this FO…yeah, I’d go for that.

The next time I’m in town for a game, I’m feeling extremely tempted to rush the field and club Molina in the knee Kerrigan-style. This team is seriously leaving me with anger issues, and I’m normally a pretty passive guy…

by short_shifter on Jun 29, 2010 11:26 PM PDT reply actions  

There is a sad truth here.

The Giants’ offense, much maligned, is not the real problem. Though their actual R/G is not league average, that is mostly some bad luck. Coming into tonight’s game, for 2010 to date:

NL: OBP = .319 and TBP = .359 (TBP = TB/PA)
SF: OBP = .318 and TBA = .361

Virtually league average, and the R/G will eventually follow.

The problem is that the much-vaunted pitching, while certainly better than average, is just not showing good enough to seriously contend when coupled with a league-average offense. Mind, that may yet come around: what goes up comes down, and vice-versa. But a league-average offense will score 710 runs. To win 95 games (an arbitrary standard for serious competition) requires allowing 597 runs; assuming about 0.25 unearned runs an inning, that’s a staff ERA of 3.44. The current staff ERA, by coincidence, was 3.43 coming into tonight.

But the problem is that that number is probably not sustainable. This tends to happen to teams that choose to build around pitching and defense instead of offense (especially power/walks based offense). When a hitter has a really bad day, he affects 1/9 of the offense; when a pitcher has a really bad day, he affects probably 2/3 of the defense (depending on when he’s pulled).

The “sad truth” is that this pitching-oriented team’s pitching is good but apparently not good enough. Nor are there obvious upgrades available anywhere. Best overall possibility: get a good young RF bat (I’d even re-try Bowker), even if it means giving up an ace pitching prospect.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jun 29, 2010 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

The pitching i agree, is a funk, what about that clutch hit on offense?

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yebbut . . .

. . . it’s desperation. “The triumph of hope over experience.” I’d do it anyway, but start looking for takers for Wheeler who have a big-gun young RF (or CF) to offer.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jun 29, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

As Cookyman pointed out, though, the NL average offensive numbers this year are skewed by the Astros, who are having a beyond historically bad season.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 29, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

DTM:

One team in a 16-team league. Think about it.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jun 29, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they’re still making the Giants look a bit closer to average than they probably actually are.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 30, 2010 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

World Series winners, past decade:

2000 New York Yankees
2001 Arizona Diamondbacks
2002 Anaheim Angels
2003 Florida Marlins
2004 Boston Red Sox
2005 Chicago White Sox
2006 St. Louis Cardinals
2007 Boston Red Sox
2008 Philadelphia Phillies
2009 New York Yankees

Are the 2010 Giants even close to having a comparable lineup to any of these teams? The 2001 D’Backs are most suspect, given that had there not been a juicy Luis Gonzo on the team, their dominant duo wouldn’t have been enough to win it all.

by Every6thDay on Jun 29, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to think that even without Gonzo they still had Reggie Sanders, Finley, Bell, Grace and Williams. Some of them had down years that year but I’d rather have had them instead of our crap we got. Plus Erubiel Durazo, Jack Cust, Junior Spivey, Counsell, Delucci etc. They had a pretty good bench + callups. Lyle Overbay…

by Hobbes2d on Jun 29, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also as good as our pitching is, Timmy and Cain are no Johnson/Schilling.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 29, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnson and Schilling, over 2001-2002, combined:

90-24 W/L record.

1,315 Ks

214 BBs

22 CGs

8 SO

1,025.2 IP

ERA+ of 192, and 149, respectively.

Wow. That would make any team…amazing.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jun 29, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know that’s 4 pitching seasons, right? They each pitched in 70 games over those two years.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jun 30, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL math

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 30, 2010 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just wanted to say sorry for defending Pablo's baserunning last night.

Nobody makes that big of an honest mistake two nights in a row.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jun 29, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Changed the channel after the Loney hit.

Ended up watching some game show on ABC. The only reason I watched was that it was hosted by Chris Jericho.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 29, 2010 11:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Y2J! Y2J!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 29, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUIDO!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT YOU ITALIAN!!!

love ya still

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

When we win, I always read the other team's blog

I feed on the despair of our National League foes. Because I’m a vulture like that.

by Howie Bruno on Jun 29, 2010 11:44 PM PDT reply actions  

SLAY THE MARTYR!!!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 29, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight was the first time I really saw fans turning on the team. LOTS of booing towards the end of the game. Hopefully they’ll all wake up soon.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jun 29, 2010 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

(they being the team)

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jun 29, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was just miserable baseball.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 29, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened to your magic? :(

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 29, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even my magic could help right now. I’ll try to bring it again tomorrow

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jun 29, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s hope so! Maybe you should threaten them with eggrolls?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 30, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

And make them even fatter?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jun 30, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good point. I should have thought of that.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 30, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

First time i've heard boos for pablo

WOW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. boos for Pablo and heckling stuff like “Go back to AAA” and stuff about his weight. LOUD boos after Renteria hit into the double play too and when Rowand came in to pitch hit. Really interesting to see tonight.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jun 29, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I went to the memorial day game I was on Rowand the entire time. Even better was that this douche sitting in front of me was wearing a Rowand shirt, and he spent half the game trying to turn in a boxload of All-Star ballots so that he could get a stupid bobblehead. I swear the dumb shit this team does to get fans to go to the games is beyond me. And even worse was that this fatty friend of his had a MOLINA jersey bwahahaha. I swear I was in a section full of casual retarded fans.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 29, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed extremely hard reading your post, gotta love the AT&T casuals sporting panda hats. I’ve only had the pleasure of sitting with rowdy sections a few times, most of the time I end up with whine and cheesers that golf clap.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo never played in AAA

jumped from AA

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 29, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

well I guess they should have yelled “Go to AAA” then

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jun 29, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am in the line which favors the attendees registering their displeasure vocally.

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 30, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight was a whole cake, at least.

by Every6thDay on Jun 29, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking at that .gif, he actually doesn’t look noticeable fatter today than he was a year ago.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the baggy jersey and pants. Hides the weight. Like how pregnant women and fat people wear baggy clothes or sweatshirts to hide their fat.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 29, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is NOT why I wear baggy clothes or sweatshirts!

<_<

>_>

<_<

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you ashamed of your large breasts? That could be another reason to wear the baggy clothes. :P

Or are you scared of the sun?

by Hobbes2d on Jun 29, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t you see my shifty eyes?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howie

Show me your moobs.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

(o) (o)

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are pretty small

More like moobettes.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then he came back with a homer

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIth how crappy they’ve played lately the entire team deserves boos. Except for Nate, since he hasn’t seen the field at all.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 29, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

True… The one thing i’m liking about Pablo though, his at bat near the end of the game was good, but yea, the GIDP’s aren’t helping

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t see his last at-bat. I’m not really concerned with Pablo, I was just hoping he would heat up this June like he did last year. I wish they would make him commit to wearing his goggles full time though. Wonder if the vision is a problem. I don’t think it’s his weight. He was fat last year too.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 29, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, me too, but i guess it isn’t looking likely at all that it will come anytime soon. He definitely looks like he needs those glasses, because that could very well be the problem, he’s looking late on the ball, and who knows, i’m not a player nor have i played baseball since i was like 17 or 18

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 29, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I really don’t think he looks much bigger than he did this year. Most of his issues seem more related to poor pitch recognition and plate discipline to me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 30, 2010 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hello again, heimy

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

meany

LEAVE VELEZ OUT OF THIS

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jun 29, 2010 11:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, this team has really fallen apart since Todd Wellemeyer went on the DL.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jun 29, 2010 11:51 PM PDT reply actions  

More like Rohlinger

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 29, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

watching the pablo cake gif and the scary unicorn thing made me smile again. i am ready for game 3.

by mlb22 on Jun 30, 2010 12:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Sweep! Sweep! Sweep! Oh wait…

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Word on the street is that someone got banned. I want the deets.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 12:02 AM PDT reply actions  

some idiot came on here thinkin he could root for the dodgers

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 30, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats it?

No physical threats?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

i didn’t see any

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 30, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good, I didn’t miss anything too exciting.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Renteria

2-6 since his return and the offense has just completely stopped doing whatever it was doing before he got here.

I am wondering how many times the same lineup has been used two days in a row?

I still haven’t gone to a game this year and am not planning on giving this team a dime till Bochy is gone.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 30, 2010 12:02 AM PDT reply actions  

So you’re going to let the team scapegoat Bochy in order to bring you back to the yard? Because he’s hardly the problem. He sucks sure, but it’s not like he has a ton to work with either offensively.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny how that works.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 30, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

.792 OPS

.361 wOBA
123 wRC+

And that’s for the full season.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 30, 2010 2:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just saying this, but this is the most i’ve ever seen Grant post in a thread

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 30, 2010 12:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Don’t kill the moment.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 30, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

might already have

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 30, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like in Anchorman

Ron Burgundy: We are laughing and we are very good friends. Good buddies sharing a special moment…
Brian Fantana: Don’t say anything Ron and just let it happen.
Ron Burgundy: …laughing and enjoying our friendship, and someday we’ll look back on this with much fondness.
Brian Fantana: Yeah, yeah.

by Every6thDay on Jun 30, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The post game post on Extra Baggs by Alex Pavlovich or something is the best thing I’ve read by a Giants beat writer (or fill in) all year. Interesting comments from Ishi and Nate. Not 100% right on but a good read.

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Jun 30, 2010 12:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Poor Ishi and Nate…I feel bad for both of them despite the fact that I don’t believe either one to be an everyday player.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, I missed most of game due to work and exercise

What baserunning mistake did Pablo make this time?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2010 12:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Rounded second hard for no real reason after advancing on a base hit. Only looked at third base coach after he rounded second, got picked trying to get back. Just awful.

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Jun 30, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

That game sucked

And why in the world was Buster sitting AGAIN (until the 9th)?

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2010 12:20 AM PDT reply actions  

can't hit

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 30, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why do cows have horns?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 30, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

With buster in the game the giants wouldn't have been able to make a come back

Plus without molina in there the relievers would have panicked and gave up a ton of runs but molina kept the entire team calm with his veteran presence. It’s sure nice having a future hall of famer anchor our team and keep us in check, with buster we’d have lost that game in a pathetic manner!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Buster wasn't sent down

But he’s starting to get buried on the bench. That’s worse than getting sent back down.

All of this hate Bochy talk reminds me of the day I first started hating our dear Bruce. It was September 1st of his first season here (2008?). There was no possible reason to play our over-aged, mediocre-or-worse veterans and every reason to play our youngsters. Instead, we got the veterans. I started hating him that day and haven’t looked back since.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2010 12:22 AM PDT reply actions  

And we didn’t lose enough to get Strasburg.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 30, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

And we can’t lose enough this year to get Rendon.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

And he hits for power, so the Giants wouldn’t anyway.

by Every6thDay on Jun 30, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

/takes high school Centerfielder.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

/drafts junior college toolsy CF

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm Gotta get the veterans comfortable in the line up for next year

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

When Manny left because of his injury

zero sympathy from Giants fans.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2010 12:31 AM PDT reply actions  

I would have boo’d him until that dirty scummy douche was off the field. Can’t have any respect for that douche, he and his teammates actually employ a great approach!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Forgot to say, this weekend during the Red Sox series, like Friday night i believe, i got an email over the PIKE listserv from school and it read something like “RED SOX BABY!!!” and in turn i replied something like “EFFF the red sox” blah blah, said some more stuff, and we get an email from the president of the frat saying, stuff like “stop treating the listserve like shit”

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 30, 2010 12:34 AM PDT reply actions  

it gets so bad, my phone is just ringing all day with emails from people talking about softball games and just BS, sometimes it’s funny however

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 30, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Just got back from the game, and that was awful.

On the bright side, I got to have a three inning long conversation with my brother and father about baseball statistics and the inadequacies of the front office.

One gem of a moment was when I told my pop that Pablo was making league minimum (he thought he was “overpaid”), then noted how he was the only person under 30 on the field at the moment and most likely to be around in a year or so.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 30, 2010 12:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Jon Miller brought up WAR on the broadcast

It threw me a little.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jun 30, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey mainstream, here we come!

Signed,
Nerds

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jun 30, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

That reminds me of sports conversations I’ve had with my dad.

My favorite was when he said that C. C. Sabathia just needed to learn control so that he can start being really good and not just okay. At that point I pointed out that C. C. was a cy young winner.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll say it here

SUCK IT UCLA!!!!!!

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2010 12:56 AM PDT reply actions  

In the bottom of the ninth with Posey up, a guy in my section yelled “You promised magic inside, now I want magic!” It was both amusing and sad.

by pwoper on Jun 30, 2010 1:01 AM PDT reply actions  

It's a matter of making a wish and rubbing the lamp

Runs and wins… or Barbara Eden in “I Dream of Genie.”
Not sure what I’d wish for first.

"My My, Hey Hey .... GIDP is here to stay."

Bork Never Sleeps

by pynchon59 on Jun 30, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Barbara Eden

This is no contest. She was smoking hot.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agree. If I’d been at the game with my trusty lamp, the Giants lose and I head off into the night in fine company on my magic carpet.

"My My, Hey Hey .... GIDP is here to stay."

Bork Never Sleeps

by pynchon59 on Jun 30, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guess What?

Nate isn’t hurt.

The lead item of the notes is about the Ishikawa/Schierholtz pinch-hitting combination (which has been excellent, until tonight), and while talking to the duo, I asked both how they feel about their current roles. Schierholtz said "I’m just waiting. It’s tough in my situation. I’d like to be playing. I’m young and feel like I could be an everyday player." He also reiterated that there is nothing wrong with his shoulder.

by DFARowand on Jun 30, 2010 6:36 AM PDT reply actions  

So then it’s only a matter of days before he goes on the DL for his shoulder?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

…and by that, do you mean shipped off to Toronto?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jun 30, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAWT CANADIEN ACTSHUN!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 30, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WARNING!

Crazy bastards.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 7:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Remote control can really take his stalking to a whole new level.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do they REALLY have to play again today?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 30, 2010 7:54 AM PDT reply actions  

May as well forfeit to spare all the giants fans at work extreme annoyance.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CLUELESS MANAGER
— From the media relations notes: the Giants have used 57 different lineups this season, which is fourth most in the National League. They used 134 different lineups last season.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 8:43 AM PDT reply actions  

I'll give Bochy this:

He isn’t describing any voices or hallucinations.

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 30, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm gotta get all my vets involved I mean everybody involved Mmm

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

AND there were less lineups than total games played.
Is this the thing now? When I was a kid the damn lineup stayed the same for months on end. Do all teams just pull names out of a hat like this or are the Giants just special?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 30, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do all the teams employ a dunce and a clueless ego maniac as manager and GM?

Take a giant step and go!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you solve a problem like Bruce Bochy?
How do you send his huge head out of town?
How do you solve a problem like Bruce Bochy?
A moron! An Idiot! A clown!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 9:10 AM PDT reply actions  

This almost made me feel better. Almost.

by kdl on Jun 30, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is a dance routine that goes with that. But I would have to show you in person.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll be expecting to see it on the 24th!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 30, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

We’ll just clear some space at McCovey’s. I’m sure it will be more entertaining than the game.

by kdl on Jun 30, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sound of Music?

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 30, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Got a problem with musicals, bub?!

Don’t make me call in the Jets and the Sharks to stomp on you while they dance around!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. It is my 7 year old daughter’s favorite. I was just making sure I had the tune right in my head.

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 30, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lars gettin all the Rodgers and Hammerstein on Bochy. Well done.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jun 30, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait for more baseball today!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 30, 2010 9:18 AM PDT reply actions  

LIAR!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 30, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just watched Blade Runner.

Eh….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

NO!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, the production values were ridiculous, but the story left me pretty unaffected.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

As in the characters? The themes and motifs are great!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the characters gave me trouble. I was more or less in Deckard’s boat right up until the “it looks like rape but it’s not rape” scene, and nobody else really has any development other than Batty toward the end.

I had trouble with the big chase scene at the end, too. It seemed like right when the movie should have been getting to the real meat of these questions about what it is to be human and what defines our reality, they decided to forget all that so Batty could go APESHIT and chase Deckard around pointlessly for ten minutes.

Sometimes I felt like the movie was scratching at the dirt of a lot of really good questions, but didn’t do as much digging as I wanted it to. But I suppose not feeling connected to any of the characters really didn’t help.

I think, probably more than anything, though, it’s just a dated film, and I’ve never been a viewer who can reach back very well. I’m sure it didn’t help things that I’m coming into this movie after watching things like A.I. or Battlestar Galactica (those are just the two that jump to mind the fastest, and may not be the best examples of things I’ve seen that deal with the same questions). In a lot of ways, the movie turned out to be water already tread for me. And I’m not trying to fault it for that – but it does affect my personal viewing.

And don’t get me wrong: I enjoyed the movie fine. I feel like I in no way wasted my time by watching it. I just didn’t really

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that last sentence is not complete. I meant to delete the whole thing, but I guess I only got half of it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your reply is better without the Hollywood ending.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

My reply should end when the elevators close. And it doesn’t have enough UNICORN either.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, and I should add the original Solaris to that same list! It’s not robots, but that movie really looks hard at a lot of the same questions in very fulfilling ways. Even if it sometimes spends ten minutes too long on a single tracking shot.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

/added to Netflix queue

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Solaris or the Howie/Robot sex tape?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 30, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can find both on Watch Instantly!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

The entire thing is justified by Rutger Hauer’s soliloquy at the end of the film. He improved that. “Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.” How do you ad lib that?!

It’s a flawed movie. As with so many Ridley Scott productions, style is given more attention than the substance.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 30, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also think that, as his life was ending and his friends had already died, he was merely devolving down to his basic programming, which was that of a hand-to-hand combat unit. His life’s newfound purpose (finding the maker) is gone, so he was instinctively transforming back into what came easiest and was safest—-which is something that we all do during a time of crisis.

I really love this movie.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Edit:

Time of crisis should be, perhaps more specifically, a mortality crisis.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope that that sentiment is aimed mostly toward the ending.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know they chopped off both the “happy ending” and the awful narration, both of which can only improve things. I mean, my feelings might change when I get some distance from it, but I never felt the movie was doing as much with its themes as it thought it was.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that the themes of mortality and reality vs. perception were pretty well developed, and pretty subtle at times (eyes, the origami).

Part of my opinion is skewed because I found myself wanting to climb into the film and explore the city. I guess that’s more a reflection of the production values and design, but I never got that sensation with, say, the Star Wars prequels. So much about the society is presented to us through teasing tidbits, that it made me want to learn more.

The worst part of the film was probably the tacked-on romance.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Part of my opinion is skewed because I found myself wanting to climb into the film and explore the city. I guess that’s more a reflection of the production values and design, but I never got that sensation with, say, the Star Wars prequels

I still want to explore Coruscant.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, why are there so many Asian-inspired businesses in the future?

Is it because the East Asians have dominated the world society (the dominance of Japanese corporations), or has Japan collapsed, sending refugees to the United States (which would explain the omnipresence of locally-own edhole-in-the-wall asian food places, instead of the Asian version of McDonalds)?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Japan and such took over everything. Hence the origami.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 30, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

another step down the road to becoming SFGuy

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 30, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know we're going to get swept today, we may as well forfeit.

Can rowand at least charge the mound and hit vincente padilla in the head with his bat multiple times? Perhaps juan marichal esque? At least give us giants fans something to enjoy, because at this point even giants fans are sick of kruk.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 9:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Molina will definately be in the line p today, he's having some great swings.
Molina is batting .121/.157/.136 (8-for-66) with zero homers and just one extra-base hit since May 13, expect buster posey to sit again in favor of the hot bat.>

Per rob neyer.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 9:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks

Blood just shot out of my eyes….

by Giant Torture on Jun 30, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

But isn’t today Eli day?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHOULD be… but who knows…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 30, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

In borks eyes, the team is struggling and he needs his best bats in the line up Mmm bengie hitting clean up.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

The team is bad enough without having to embellish.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eli will catch today. Molina will not be in the lineup.

Hyperbole abounds.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was trying to be funny, but I took it seriously knowing how stupid bork is and how this orginization views him as the key ingriedient to the team winning for years to come.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

too bad by winning, you don’t mean professional eating contests. I think the Giants could present a formidable foe for any other professional sports team in that arena.

by Giant Torture on Jun 30, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

If we traded for prince fielder we’d have an quality offensive line, so good even singletary would be jealous.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL XANTHAN
Speaking of Panda, I love what Chris Quick’s doing with plate approach graphs. They don’t tell the whole story … but the story they do tell is pretty cool.

from Rob Neyer

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 30, 2010 10:01 AM PDT reply actions  

SHOCKING

ESPN writer giving credit to another ESPN writer.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 30, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I THINK THAT JCTGAMER’S WORK IN THE FIELD OF INSPIRING YOUTUBE VIDEOS IS UNPARALLELLED!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Neyer knows that Chris Quick is not an actual person.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 30, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Radnich: I'm fine with how poseys being used from afar, bengie is the best option.

And this is why we are fucked as giants fans, because people like this drink kool aid and make the giants think they are right.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Poetry in motion

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9505601

Wait for the super slow mo in the end. The guy talking on the cell phone gets nailed in the FACE. The girl that brought a glove actually backed away and allowed the ball to get to the guy. Sweetness.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 30, 2010 10:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Very nice. Thanks for the link.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jun 30, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

For those of you who dont read They Might be Giants:

Fresno: RP Jesus Guzman: 1.0 IP, 2 BB
[…]
Guzman pitched the 9th inning.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jun 30, 2010 10:14 AM PDT reply actions  

TOE!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

the goofus will be pleased

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 30, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

MY BOY DOES IT ALL!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 30, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

…and is also an outfielder Jose Canseco now.

Sorry, that wasn’t nice.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jun 30, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

You bastard!

TAKE IT BACK.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 30, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a dream molina was traded for a PTBNL, then I woke up and puked.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 10:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Later, you found an origami Bengie Molina on your floor.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

And then I found my kitchen ravaged and empty.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like my house.

/is frustrated with roommate.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 30, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

Pretty close

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing I was out getting a new car and not watching this travesty.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 30, 2010 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m extremely pleased I opted to peer at the gameday on my phone and go work out instead of sitting down to watch it.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pin the tail on the linup

Rowand
Sanchez
Huff
Burrell
Panda
Uribe
Posey
Whiteside
Dirty

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 30, 2010 10:40 AM PDT reply actions  

yay rowand leadoff

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 30, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Needs to get hit in face by Padilla early

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 30, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Padilla could hit Fat Money in the face instead this time. Vincente Padilla, “Giants MVP”

by Giant Torture on Jun 30, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would have to be the face- everywhere else, the ball would just be lost

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 30, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as he’s in the dugout when it happens, I’m down with this.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jun 30, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a joke?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not to Bork it’s not, to most people it’s a joke and to Giants fans its proof of our sad place in fandom.

by Giant Torture on Jun 30, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is a fucking joke.

We basicially just consented the sweep.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh it's no joke

This, is the reason we debate whether or not to bring our children up as Giants fans.

by Giant Torture on Jun 30, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not exposing my son to this.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

My son’s 4, so I have extreme inner turmoil as far as whether to allow this to happen or not.

by Giant Torture on Jun 30, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

The 4-year olds that regularly sit near me in 108 all have very advanced vocabularies.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jun 30, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fact: Young Giants fans have very healthy lungs. They learn to scream at an early age.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 30, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a 4 year old and a 7 year old (both girls). They both go to sleep each night with their “blue seals” and their “giants bears”. I think I will save them the money they would use on therapy and just replace them with nice non-descript safe bears.

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 30, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

meh

put Torres in instead of Rownads and it’s not bad. In fact, Put Torres and Schierholtz in for Rowand and Grayside, and it’s about as good as it gets.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 30, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually fine with this part:

Sanchez
Huff
Burrell
Panda
Uribe
Posey

by kdl on Jun 30, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, basically, replace the outfield and it’s fine.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 30, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

I’m not even THAT opposed to keeping Rowand in, given Bork, but not at the expense of Torres.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 30, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s real.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's Magic

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 30, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s where the magic is…

by Giant Torture on Jun 30, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Keep on clankin’ in the free world!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably sad that I’m actually happy with this.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looking forward to the Benny Hill outfield defense?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me to, it’s another blatant omission of bruce bochy being clueless hopefully he’s not here in a few months.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

DJ Bochy

Mixin’ it up!

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 30, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

This cannot be correct.

Good luck, Dirty. It’s all up to you.

Seriously Rowand leading off? Aren’t we done with this?

Also, new sig line.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 30, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously Rowand leading off? Aren’t we done with this?

You know the old saying: Once bitten, twice bitten.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jun 30, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fool me once....

Seriously though, anyone care to speculate how many games Torres starts between now and the ASG?

last 11 games (a lifetime in BorkWorld): .175/.250/.275

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 30, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, fun.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 30, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWUT

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 30, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Suck It Bruce Bochy

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 30, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Suck it.” – Bruce Bochy

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Suck, it Bruce Bochy

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 30, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

All three apply!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 30, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, Panda has two complete fuck-ups and gets to play again?

by Every6thDay on Jun 30, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure my brother is not happy about this either.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

No comment.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 30, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Molina in that lineup out of pure reflex.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 30, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gag reflex defined.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jun 30, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Our three best catchers are in the lineup. Color me happy.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jun 30, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

reply_flail

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jun 30, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

This line up today defines bruce bochy as a manager

Everyone in san diego is still laughing.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

I can't believe I've turned into this guy, but FIRE BOCHY

Sabean will definitely fire him to protect his job. Obviously, the situation has to be dire enough, so, the tone and tenor of the KNBR calls should be:

/puts on orchestrating an overthrow cap

“Sabean’s giving Bochy all the tools, but he’s refusing to use them properly.”
“It’s not Sabean’s fault that Bochy’s an idiot.”
“Once Sabean saw that Velez was hurting the team, he did the right thing. Brian Sabean has always done what’s best for the Giants.”

Holy fuck, I want this average-at-best crystal skull off my team POST HASTE!

by Every6thDay on Jun 30, 2010 11:00 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

You could put a positive spin on it: “Let the Steve Decker era begin”

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jun 30, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

IAWTC 100%.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

See you were on the right track until this part
"Once Sabean saw that Velez was hurting the team, he did the right thing. Brian Sabean has always done what’s best for the Giants."

I think most of the KNBR crowd still liked Velez. My wife and I were eating at an Applebees in May and the Giants game was on. once guy mentioned out loud, in complete seriousness “VELEZ IS A STUD”

I really hoped someone spit in his food.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 30, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Velez is a stud like molina is a “great hitter”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Velez is a stud and Ebola virus is a nice thing to have

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by capn on Jun 30, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Luckily, we cant have nice things.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jun 30, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

My boss bought Giants seasons tix because of Vroom. MWAHAHAHAHA!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 30, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good lord this is full of fail

still liked? once guy?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 30, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we’re all a little out of sorts lately. ;)

by kdl on Jun 30, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

O_O

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 30, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’m glad i missed the end of the game last night, everyone is sad and angry. stupid giants

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 30, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

FREE STEVE DECKER

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Free? Where can I get one?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 30, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I meant from the jail in fresno.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: For Indy Rockin Arrested Development fans
Named after [New Jersey indie rockers Steel Train] new independent label, Terrible Thrills, Vol. 1 is released today in conjunction with the group’s ambitious new self-titled record. Also among those providing a gender-flipped take on Steel Train’s 12 tracks are Nellie McKay, Angel Deradoorian, and Arrested Development star Alia Shawkat.

(emphasis mine)

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jun 30, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Over under on giant runs today? 1 1/2

Taking the under, LOL GOTTA GET ROWAND MAX AT BATS FOR REVENGE!!! BORK BORK

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 30, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

under

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by capn on Jun 30, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Interesting Read

There is a lot of talk about media here. This is a Harvard study about equating waterboarding with torture and how after US started doing it waterboarding != torture.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 30, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Torture is never OT here.

Seriously, thought, thanks for the link. Sounds interesting.

by kdl on Jun 30, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

how the fuck is it not?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 30, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

tell ya what

why don’t you come over here and let me waterboard you for a few hours, and we’ll see how you feel about it then.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 30, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol me

read that wrong. Thought YOU were saying waterboarding != torture. I blame the fact that “waterboarding != tourture” is on a separate line. In any case, yeah that’s crazy, but not entirely unexpected.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 30, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with you on that.

However, this is more of a study into how the media basically stopped referring to it as torture after the govt. said it wasn’t. For me it basically shows how major media is subservient to govt power when IMO they are supposed to be watchdogs.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 30, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Giant’s fans have gotten the memo for how to describe the team. When I asked my co-worker how the game was last night, she replied, “it was torture inside.”

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 30, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

...

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Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 30, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Bumper stickers should be issued.

Have a rec.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jun 30, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very OT: Male Tears Enhance Female Sexual Response

Driven to tears

Pheromones and their detection by the vomeronasal organ are known to govern social behaviour in mice, but few chemical signals have been linked to specific behavioural responses. Haga et al. now show that the ESP1 peptide secreted in male tears makes females sexually receptive, and have identified its specific vomeronasal receptor (V2Rp5) and the sex-specific neuronal circuits activated during the behavioural response. Whether such ‘labelled line’ logic extends to the regulation of reproductive behaviour in other mammals remains unclear.

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 30, 2010 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

This goes against everything I know about women:

1. Women don’t like sex.
2. Women don’t respect men who cry.
3. Women use science to study more important things.

by Every6thDay on Jun 30, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

4. There are no women on the interwebz.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 30, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. It is really suprising and hard to explain teleologically. But the good news is that male Giants fans must get laid a lot.

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 30, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

In that case, I’m off to the park to get some action!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jun 30, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, no. Seeing as we’re fans of a San Francisco sports franchise, I’m afraid that means we’re all homosexuals. The tears are for not.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 30, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

SYMPATHY SEX! YES!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 30, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

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