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Please win. Please. I mean, please. Seriously. This is making me sad.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Put those geeky stats back in your pants, man.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
bocock
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL David B.
Kruk: “Get this the Phillies call up Brian Bocock”
David B: “Are you serious? Well….Good for Brian”
Couldn’t help but LOL
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 29, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
My sense of humor is dead.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
But that caption was funny!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
It was only aight for me man
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 29, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
IT WAS FUNNY DAMN IT
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I do agree with that. Fairly awkward. I was rushing to try to beat Natto, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Natto’s not here, man.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I only just got here though! I didn’t know!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
My brother seriously hates Pablo Sandoval now. And when I defend Pablo, it just makes my brother hate him more.
:(
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
I know. But being disappointed and worried is one thing.
Actual, seething hate is another.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 29, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
remember when he was hitting like .330 and he had two hitless games in a row and i was like “oh chill out he’s still got an OPS over 1.000” hahahaha :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
not really
remember when people were saying VOTE FOR PABLO
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
remember when people were like, “oh it’s okay that he didn’t make the all star game this year, he’ll make plenty of all star games in the future”?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BARELY, i might have been one of them, and i’m pretty sure half the people here might have as well
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You were like “Pablo’s already better than Willie Mays and Will Clark combined, screw you haters!!”
by Into the Void on Jun 29, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Willie Mays couldn't hit from the left side!
Or Will Clark from the right.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I didn't think this whole "laughing at jponry" thing through
I hope I don’t get banned for that.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
This incident is going in my "book".

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I remember when I felt the desire to watch that show!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
I miss when that show was awesome.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 29, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Steve Carrell is done with the show
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He’s going to be on it next year. He’s done after that.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
It is time.
I was thw holdout. But it’s time.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 29, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
the show just isn’t the same anymore
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
The nose dive in quality this past season, is the only thing that gives me hope
that I can still catch a break to become a TV writer. All the people my age (29) are running the show (Daniels & Schur are running Parks & Rec; others are writing features or their own projects).
by Every6thDay on Jun 29, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, yea, i've definitely noticed
it looks a ton different from what it used to be like just about 3 or 4 years ago
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I always forget it exists now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Last year, as I watched the first half of Fringe, I would sometimes feel slightly guilty for not DVRing it like I did 30 Rock.
Not too guilty, though. And after trying to like the baby episode (really, I wanted to), not too often.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
he’s not hitting, he’s making baserunning mistakes, his defense has been shaky
but at least he’s got the panda thing working for him
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 29, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It pissed me off, on the pregame show he basically said “That’s just baseball. I was trying to be aggressive. It happens sometimes.”
by Into the Void on Jun 29, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, he’s not really playing well. Yes, he looks awful sometimes and has been doing some really maddening things.
But he’s still a very young, extremely talented baseball player who deserves a little more patience than this.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
In some ways, I feel like he was always due for some regression (though probably not quite this much.)
Sophomore slumps happen because great rookie (or first year) performances like Pablo’s usually are a bit fluky.
I do really hope the Giants don’t just give up on him after this one season.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
scoreboard fail
1+4 = 4 apparently
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
sad truth about Brian Bocock
2008 walk total: 12 in 32 games
Bengie Molina 2009 walk total: 13 in 132 games
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
can i say i'm not surprised?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Improvement!
Bengie Molina 2010 walk total: 13 in 60 games.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Yeah.
About 11 of those were just from hitting in front of the pitcher, though.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
What pisses me off is that it’s ONLY the 7th inning, ok, and i say ONLY because usually i’d have SOME sort of hope for a team like let’s say the Tigers, but everytime the giants are down maybe like 2 or 3 runs, it’s just HOPELESS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
No kidding. Who’s gonna get a hit? How can the team get more than one hit in an inning? Doesn’t seem likely.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
hmmm...
From SFGate:
The Drug Enforcement Administration said Tuesday it is investigating doctors affiliated with the San Diego Chargers and Padres to verify the accuracy of controlled substance inventories, records, reports and other documents required to be kept under the Controlled Substances Act.
Will they throw syringes at their own players now?
I ain't havin' it
by NuschlerFace on Jun 29, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU FATASS
AND FUCK YOU BOCHY
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
LOL BUSTER
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 29, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
I love when Whiteside pinch runs for Molina.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 29, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
More jackassery.
Should have just had Eli hit.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
A Molina walk?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
RENTERRHEA
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
Jon, who is John Schierholtz?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 29, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, Renteria is sure swinging well
Is that 2 DPs tonight?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Of Course
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Great bengie walked
Basicially means he’s starting until he reaches his incentives.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL GIANTS
Mmm love that veteran line up
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I hate
the way Fleming says “Ninety-seven”
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
4 DP of sorts in 2 days just for Edgar
trying to make up for missed time
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
What happened to VETERAN PRESENCE DOWN THE STRETCH, NERDZ?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Oh, well I hope he’s good in August.
He won’t be, but still. It’d be nice.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
He won’t even be healthy in August.
DL DOWN THE STRETCH
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
shades of
JUST WAIT UNTIL OCTOBER, WHEN YOU’LL SEE THE “REAL” LIVO!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
GIDP!
WOOHOO! Catching up to the Twins!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I for one am, he was OK at Miami when i was there
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Did I not tell you in the first thread?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 29, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I know Ely is supposed to be pronounced “E-lie,” but I keep saying it in my head as “Ellie.” It makes me feel a little better.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
What a pathetic team
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
It’s seriously all over the fucking radio now, i hate it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Seems like a good reason to never listen to the radio.
by Into the Void on Jun 29, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Bought a Zac Brown Band CD and i'm lovin it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
dang, Fresno’s pitching seems so lost without MadBum, losing 14-3 top 8th
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 29, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
We’ve got Edgar out there at short, who’s been swinging well.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 29, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
Couldn't sleep
Just thought Id let everyone know with a loss and a Rockie win tonight we will officially be in 4th place.
LOL person who said we were better than the Rockies
At least when the game’s on this channel, it’s free HD.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 29, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Strange
More like KMIN
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 29, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Well hopefully bruce bochy is gone by mid august, We need steve decker ASAP or buster and bowkers development are toast.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
John Ely could die tomorrow and no one would remember him. But he may be the greatest pitcher of all time.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah good thing we’re letting our young players develop instead of trotting trotting 8 30 somes onto the field for baseball card theories.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
it would be nice
if the 2009 versions of Romo, Sandoval and Lincecum showed up sometime soon.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
I really never expected that guy to show up again. Pitchers just don’t get groundballs at that rate.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
I'll take "crazy lineups by Bochy" for 200
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
I’ve hated him since he was called safe at first on a play that would have ended a lincecum CG. He was out fy a foot and the umpire made a homer call and screwed rimmy.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
This team has gone from falling apart to fallen apart.
This is the same mentality/style of play as last year and the year before. It starts at least with Bochy and the other coaches. Organizationally, the same dood’s been in charge for a while and the team was successful-ish in spite of him.
Blah blah, it’s only June, blah blah, they have a winning record the last few years… if you don’t know what a good Baseball team looks like, I’m not going to explain it to you. The numbers tell enough of the story, the mental lapses and attitudes (inferred from interviews, natch) tell the rest… more than enough to indict these guys.
They have sucked against the Dodgers during the Bochy era, and I would think that the first thing a Giants’ GM would want to do is first make sure they beat the holy living fuck out of those guys.
+109
As if the Dodgers consistently beating the Giants isn’t bad enough, the fucking Padres owning them is unacceptable.
by Into the Void on Jun 29, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know how they can pretend that the Giants have any chance of winning the division when they can’t beat any of the teams in their division.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
They should’ve been sellers the past two seasons and hopefully this season, but I’m afraid Sabes is gonna do somethings stupid and trade the farm for Jose Guillen.
I’m terrified he’s going to trade for Fielder, then immediaetly give him a contract extension.
by Into the Void on Jun 29, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
We can only hope that Posey goes to Milwaukee in that deal...
It would just make the failure that much more beautiful.
You know, even the Giants best assets
would net little in return, with the economy and the fact that pretty much every other team actually VALUES their farm system… TIm Lincecum might net Desmond Jennings, but more likely three months of Carl Crawford.
I’d be fine if the rest of the broadcast was just a play-by-play of what the San Francisco Spirit is doing.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Well..

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 29, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
There’s a Spurrier one like this that is epic
I ain't havin' it
by NuschlerFace on Jun 29, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Motorboating
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 29, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, this one is awesome as well. In a creepy way.
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 29, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, if buster was playing in the 5th inning the dodgers wouldn’t have scored! LOL RUSSEL MARTIN STEALING SECOND OFF BENGIE, what a fucking joke.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Good throw by whiteside. Why start Molina?
by Skunkburner on Jun 29, 2010 9:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Because if he doesn’t start, he’ll write a whiny blog post.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 29, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
And mail it in on the team and play like shit and be completely out of shape and just around to collect incentives. Oh wait… That’s been the case all season.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
go help Bengie reach his performance incentives
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 29, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
"Performance" LOL START AND GET PAYED
If he lose 100k per passed ball he’d almost be in debt at this point.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Jesus Guzman is pitching for the Grizzlies right now.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 29, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
14-3 Las Vegas
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 29, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s got one out so far, but he also walked two. Not surprisingly, though.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 29, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s only walked two in a third of an inning? Take notes, Hinshaw.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Make it two walks in one inning.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 29, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Good middle relief for the giants' pen?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Can’t be worse than who they have in the pen right now.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 29, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
So, fuck.
All I’ve got is hate. I feel no joy in this game. I’m inclined to take up heroin, or perhaps terrorism. Even that Whiteside throw did not move me.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
If you combine heroin and terrorism, you have heroism. Think about it.
by Into the Void on Jun 29, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Rockies putting a protestant beating on the Fathers
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
that's why being 5 back of SD is not as troubling as being 6 back of LA or CO
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Very much looking forward to the postgame show and FP’s BLAH BLAH BLAH
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yeah that'll be great television
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Fucking Kemp
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
weird beard

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
your stache is trash!
arrent those the worst commercials on tv?
by aaroncallagher on Jun 29, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I find them inoffensive and easy to ignore. If anything, they’re charming in a cheesy way.
Most beer commercials are way way worse.
THIS IS A LADY SO HER BIGGEST DREAM IS WINDOW SHOPPING BUT HA HA HA HA HE IS GOING TO LOOK AT THE NEW WINDOW IN THE CARDBOARD BEER CONTAINER HA HA HA HA
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
GUY IN BAR LIKES GIRL BUT SHE DOESN’T LIKE HIM UNTIL HE ORDERS THE CORRECT TYPE OF BEER
by Into the Void on Jun 29, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL WHAT A PUSSY HE ISN’T ORDERING MILLER LITE
AND HE HAS A MAN PURSE LOL LOL LOL
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
SHE HAS A CLOSET FULL OF SHOES AND HER FRIENDS LOVE IT HE HAS A CLOSET FULL OF BEER BECAUSE HE’S NOT A CHICK
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOOK WHO’S BRINGING THE V-NECK BACK!
THAT TOP BUTTON IS FIGHTING FOR IT’S LIFE
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 29, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
But there is absolutely no humor in them.
I have been conditioned (brainwashed) into thinking commercials must be funny, so I hate them!!!!!!!!!!!
But really, they’re bad.
Also, chauvenism (sp?) is fun
/chasm
by aaroncallagher on Jun 29, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddammit Kuip stop making it sound like every fly ball is going to be a double fuck you
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It’s just been, like, every fly ball this entire game and I don’t think a single one has actually ended up being a hit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bitter jponry is bitter.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jun 29, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLtational Hitting!
Note that Torres got the 1st inning 2B by slapping at the ball.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
WTF Flem did you really just name a Dodger play the “Great Grab of the Game”?
GTFO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Epic facepalm.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
AT&T is like a second home to them anyway
and the Giants aren’t anywhere to be found on the field the past two nights, why the fuck not?
This is embarrassing. To the Dodgers. The DODGERS. And the Giants can’t even get up for that.
The Brian Sabean Show is easy:
1. If you can’t beat the Dodgers, how do you expect to win in the playoffs?
2. If you can’t win in the division, how do you expect to win in the playoffs?
(In response to Sabean’s “well, the padres won the division one year with 82 wins”)
3. Your team was in that same division. Where was the Giants’ 83rd win?
4. When is Posey going on the DL since he’s obviously hurt, otherwise he’d be playing.
(Buster’s not hurt)
5. Then why isn’t he playing?
(Manager’s call)
6. Then why is he on the major league club?
(We think he can contribute)
7. Then why isn’t he playing?
by Every6thDay on Jun 29, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
8. Why haven’t you stepped down to spare us the brutality of your horrible roster construction?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, at least we aren’t grounding out….
but i’m sure pablo will take care of that.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jun 29, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
Great catch late in the game just like last night.
by Skunkburner on Jun 29, 2010 10:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
giving him attention aint helpin either dude
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You have to admit this is sad tho
Supporting the Giants, Niners, Sharks, Warriors, Golden Bears and Zags since 1987
i just don't even fucking care
jeeze, people act all pissy, just leave it alone
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It’s not like I care. It’s just annoying.
by Into the Void on Jun 29, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
You can also ignore people dogpiling him you know.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
point taken, then i'm an idiot, thanks, i'm just saying and i know your just saying too
just don’t see the point
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
And I don’t see the point of trolling a Giants blog when there are plenty of perfectly fine Dodgers blogs out there
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
well, you can't say i didn't warn you.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
From all but one thread, it would appear.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
alright, maybe you can tell me why they bench kemp.
i seriously wanted to know
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 29, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
What made me the most pissed?
Sharks fan, Kings fan, Rams fan, Michigan fan.
Seems like a 1999-2002 Bandwagon sports fan to me.
Supporting the Giants, Niners, Sharks, Warriors, Golden Bears and Zags since 1987
You should have banned him with a .gif.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 29, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel bad that I’m starting to feel this way but now that the team has pretty much fallen apart I can only hope they clean house. Arg this sucks.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Sandoval, Lincecum, Wilson, and Cain traded. Romo DFA’d. Huff and Burrell extended. Whiteside promoted. Posey new utility man.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
GIDP time
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
…And that’s what I get for not keeping track of the outs. Oops.
But in my defense, if there was only one out it would be GIDP time.
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Fools and Sages
GO WATCH SOME MORE HOCKEY!!!! /kidding, sorry mymclife
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
What a great idea.
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 29, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I WOULD IF THERE WAS ANY ON!!!! /is breathlessly waiting for the free agency period to start on Thursday at 9am pacific
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Wait a minute, Game 2 of the Colorado series is on NHL Network. I am so very tempted to watch the start to the legend of Joe Pavelski.
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Also, what’s up with Nabby, he’s going to Philly? Like Boucher
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
No idea. They have permission to conduct contract talks with him, but I have a feeling that he’s going to wait for free agency to try and get the most money.
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Fools and Sages
Ehh, he’s probably been taking hometown discounts his entire career (granted, he’s still one of the highest paid goalies in the league). It’s time for him to cash in, especially since he’s the only UFA goalie out there that’s consistently good and a workhorse.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
See, i mean, he’s one of the highest paid in the league, and could you argue he wasn’t awesome in the playoffs? And i bet he gets picked up by a damn good team
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There are really only two teams that need to look for starters (besides San Jose), Tampa and Philly. But he’s better than a lot of current starting goalies, so I doubt that it’s narrowed down to just those two.
And Nabby actually has better career stats in the playoffs than in the regular season.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Ok, so what was the Sharks’ bugaboo? lack of toughness? But Philly i bet would be the spot
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It was sort of a combination of the defense not quite being at the same level of Chicago’s and all the scoring save for Patrick Marleau (and two goals from Demers and Couture) growing cold.
Chicago was just the better team, as well. It’s hard to compete with a team whose best players are all on entry level deals so they can stack the rest of the team.
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Still, not being able to win 1 or 2 of them,
especially after having 2 goal leads is pretty choke-worthy.
by Every6thDay on Jun 29, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Only once did they have a 2 goal lead and blow it. All the games were so close that a single bounce could have had the Sharks winning instead of Chicago. It technically was a sweep, but the games were so close and Chicago was unanimously considered the better team that it’s pretty much impossible to call it a choke.
Want to see choke? Look at Washington: the 1st seed up 3-1 against the 8th seed, ends up losing the series. Look at Boston: up 3-0 against the Flyers in the series as the higher seed, then in game 7 up 3-0, and ends up choking both of those away.
Sharks did not choke.
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Fools and Sages
Haven't seen that movie Slapshot
I managed to find a copy. Should be awesome.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 29, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
That movie actually looks pretty funny
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It’s fantastic. One of the best sports movies ever.
by Into the Void on Jun 29, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I personally wasn’t much of a fan, but I could see how people find it hilarious.
The stripping scene in particular is really funny. Even more so once you’ve seen an actual pro hockey player parody it.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
You know what i did? i searched on youtube hockey shit talking, and OMG i had no idea how much players talk shit on eachother
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, they’re pretty bad. Some guys even learn multiple languages just so they can talk shit to all the guys in the league.
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That’s incredible, i mean, some are pretty funny, but wow some get personal, very personal, talking about girlfriends and wives and such…. Can’t imagine what was said to Hillary Duff’s fiance
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m sure it’s horrible and should never be repeated to anyone under the age of 18.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
ah, Pablo on the bases
I love physical comedy
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Hey look the left handed chad qualis of the NL
LOL FPOM
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Kuip was so hopeful that we would take advantage of the weak underbelly of the Dodger bullpen, but I think that even he didn’t believe it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I'm starting 2 Days in the Valley
Hope it’s better
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It was bad?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, that might not have needed to be a question.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
How bad was it?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 29, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
The special effects were pretty. They rushed through most of the story with most of the plot advancement coming through narration and unnecessary dialog. There wasn’t really any character development to speak of, so you don’t get any attachment to anyone. Also probably the most disappointing part: Sokka is all serious business through the whole movie.
I kind of hope TS3 wins the box office for another week in a row. It won’t, though. Not with Eclipse opening.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, I knew it was a bad sign for Airbender when the NEW GOD DAMN TWILIGHT movie was being screened for critics more aggressively than it was/
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
M. Night’s smugness about his casting decisions makes me perfectly fine with this.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I can’t really express how much I hate Robert Pattinson. I probably won’t even watch Goblet of Fire ever again just because I don’t want to see his stupid ass-face.
That said, M. Night’s casting does provide a solid, if ultimately futile challenge to my Pattinson hate.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly, I want both movies to fail and hard.
But I feel like TLA is a much better bet for it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah. I mean, if New Moon could pull a cool $200 million, Eclipse will not fail.
TLA could fail pretty astoundingly, and I hope for that.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, fuck my life: New Moon pulled down a cool $296 fucking million.
:(
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t even realize Eclipse was coming out this week – I’m not sure why they would want to release TLA on the same weekend.
I wouldn’t be surprised if it finished third in the box office this weekend.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
it's definitely going to be Twilight,
my facebook exploaded with statuses about it, with mine just saying “TWILIGHT BLOWS, that is all”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You showed them!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m sure all those Twilight fanatics have finally learned their lesson.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
THEY PREFER TO BE CALLED TWI-HARDS, OKAY
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m leaving the fucking country.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 29, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think that I’m making that up.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
the movie??
I hope you didn’t pay for it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think he said it was a free screening.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
On his Facebook.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Was Aang as humorless and boring as he looks in the trailer?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
How was Zuko?
In some ways, I’m kind of hoping it doesn’t make enough money to greenlight a sequel, so they don’t get the chance to ruin Toph :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Zuko was probably the best character, but that was probably all Dev Patel. Iroh has dreads for some reason.
Commander Zhao was the pizza guy from Spider-Man 2. The Fire nation was comprised of Indian and Middle Eastern actors. Azula was kinda hot though.
I’m pretty sure that was Grant. He discovered that you can warn people using pictures and he warned like six people, including more than a few of his own sock puppets
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Not me
But I should have, how dare you watch that crap.
Oh, you went to a movie.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on Jun 29, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
M. Night fail?
I keep waiting for him to actually make another good movie from start to finish.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
You know whats a great movie?
Toy Story 3…almost made me cry.
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
by BrandonMK50 on Jun 29, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I cried both times I went to see it. The first time I was pissed at myself for wearing mascara. The second time I was smart and went makeup-free.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Did Jackie Chan’s character from Karate Kid make a cameo as a member of the fire nation?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you ever find out if fire actually comes out of his hands in that movie?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably went on vacation knowing the result of the series every time the giants play the dodgers.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL Dodgers' post-game host (former TV writer) Ken Levine
saying that Ely won’t make it through 7 innings tonight. (said this last night)
LOL
Obviously he doesn’t watch giants games.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Deadliest Catch made me cry
And not in a Giants grounding into double plays cry.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Toy Story 3 cry
Or so I hear?
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 29, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't watched Toy Story 3
But from what I heard, yeah.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
yea, it was a pretty emotional ending
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
1-5 homestand looking likely
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
We both predicted this, I am sad to say it :’(.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought the one win woulda happened in this series. I didn’t factor in the total ineptitude against the division rivals. I keep thinking the Giants might actually play the Dodgers tough.
by Every6thDay on Jun 29, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I can see why Bork said they're all swinging so well
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Mmm really got a hot group together, great swings collectively.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
This game’s not over yet?
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 29, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 29, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
/try’na go yard graphic
…hella DGAF at this point
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 29, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve heard people say that Burrell hasn’t looked that bad in the OF. But every time I watch, I see shit like that.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
He looked OK in cincinati, AT&T is a much different monster and I pray he doesn’t play the outfield in Colorado.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
You should know Bochy will play him everyday in Colorado.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Dear god
The amount of doubles and singles to left field against the rockies will be crippling. Expect double digit hits everyday.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
he'll have to
it’s his 3rd-mashingest park
1.099 OPS
(.667 SLG)
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Fut the . . . .
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jun 29, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
better than Manny
“Sure, Pablo got thrown out going back to second base, but it was still better than Ruben Rivera!”
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
/manny dives, rolls around on the grass, lets molina get a double.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Bans self for bad attitude and for . . . exposed spurs.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jun 29, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
I'm just watching to see if the Gs can get one more GDP
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
I’m curious as well.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
i know we all want posey to play
but if i had to pick between molina and whiteside?
well…..you get the point
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 29, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
quiet you!
pro-Posey comments only!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 29, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
If I had to pick between Molina and Whiteside, I would choose Posey.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd takea whiteside without question
Molina is hurting this team more than aaron rowand could ever dream of.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
really....
The Hills? MTV? i wont go there
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
…have eyes?
cuz that would be ok
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 29, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
In for the 123 inning.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
One K, two ground balls to short.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
one walk, one gidp
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
LOL - Jesus Guzman in to pitch the 9th for the Grizzlies
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
You don't mess with Jesus
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 29, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Might wanna suggest they move amy G to A’s games.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, why is Fresno allowing 15 runs a game all of a sudden
by randolphforpresident on Jun 29, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
In play: Out(s)
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
bizarre stat
175 innings of relief, never had a save.
yeah, but how many holds?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 29, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
3 run lead, Justin Miller in for the save.
I seem to remember the situation.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Dot Dot Dot
LOL PITCHING AROUND THE PITCHER
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Over under on pitches, 12.
Taking the under.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Don't go anywhere just yet
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Couldn't have done that earlier?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
PAT!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
PAT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 29, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
LOL hanging change up
Glad the giants took advantage of that against eli.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
and load the bases with 1 out
you know the rest
by kingofthacove on Jun 29, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh hey, Kuip got excited and it was actually a dinger this time!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DINGERZ
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 29, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
If those dorks in front of Burrell would quit with the GDP
this offense would be just fine
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
nope, not going to fall for it again
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 29, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
okay Juan.
I know you want to do that too, but just getting on base is just fine.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
getting more GIDP practice in
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 29, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
Held the line
Hits aren’t always on time.
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OH JUAN
that was fat
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 29, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
uribe rolling over on the outer half slider
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schadenfreude?
Willis has now walked 27 batters in 21 1/3 innings with the Diamondbacks. He also hit a batter tonight and uncorked a wild pitch. It’s hard to see the Diamondbacks keep putting him out there.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I have an ear infection
I blame this game
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by operation carrot on Jun 29, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
YAY EDGAR!
/throws self down stairs
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 29, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
Edgar will see to it that Posey does not bat.
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 29, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
/apologies to Edgar
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 29, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Shiftay!
So, I see Whiteside was used as a PR again…which means no chance that you could bat Posey.
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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LOL GARP
Setting up posey for another bork approved extremely high pressure at bat.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
The entire series in Colorado.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg
It’s Buster!
Did anybody else meet the crazy foaming mouth girl in San Jose who wouldn’t shut up about Buster?
Where's Perry?
SAVE US BUSTER
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 29, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
Who is this?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Posey is about to forfeit all of his potential starts for the next two weeks, isn’t he?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Yup.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
catcher defense ratings:
http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2010/6/29/1542964/btb-2010-catcher-defense-rankings
usual suspects near the bottom
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
From Jeff Fletcher:
Sabean seemed less enthusiastic about Bengie Molina rebounding: " I don’t know. As we go forward it may be a function of the catching time he gets." Sabean added that he would be comfortable with Posey or backup Eli Whiteside getting more time behind the plate.
“At some point we’re going to have to introduce Buster more behind the plate,” Sabean said. “Bengie has done great with the staff, it’s just that his offensive contribution hasn’t been what it has been in the past, and he’s not the only one.”
Here.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Uh
His defensive contribution has been fucking horrible.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll believe when I see it
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
and he’s not the only one
Oh god, he’s talking about Pablo.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That was Sabean, though.
I mean, the point still stands.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn’t the “clock winding down” 2 fucking years ago?
I ain't havin' it
by NuschlerFace on Jun 29, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
"he's not the only one."
He has to fucking defend him no matter what.
by Into the Void on Jun 29, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
At some point, Brian, you’re going to have to DFA the aging, slow, out of shape veteran Vinny Castilla Bengie Molina, because that’s the only way to force Bochy to not play him.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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CMON GERALD EARN YOUR PLAYTIME...
oh nevermind
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
ARE YOU SERIOUS.
FUCK YOU FURCAL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 29, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
Bye Buster, we hardly knew ye.
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 29, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
...
…
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jun 29, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
good night friends
we will fight another day
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jun 29, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
Good night
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
What is Bochy’s record against the Dodgers as the manager of the Giants? It seems like it’s pretty awful.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL just in time for the broom.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
First pitch at sunrise.
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 29, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Enjoy triple A buster
Bengie will laugh his way to the bank.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
FUCK
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 29, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions
TRYNA?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
well, if the Giants finish fourth, Bochy will be fired.
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
LOL Wishful Thinking
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Nah
they’ll just blame the pitching
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Lincecum just wasn’t what we expected him to be this year.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
He actually said on the radio show today that in order to get going again, we need to “get a good game from one of our starters” and “scrape together a few runs.”
Yeah put more pressure on the pitchers while giving the offense a pass constantly.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
When you know that what you’re going to get from the offense is two to three runs a night, the pitching HAS to step up and perform.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
did you hear Fitz say that today?
I was fucking outraged and actually called in. Waited on hold for an hour. gave up.
But he was literally saying it was the pitching’s fault and that the hitting has been everything we’d hope for save Sandoval.
by aaroncallagher on Jun 29, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what I've been pulling for the last month now
That and I hope we become sellers at the deadline and get something of value for Huff and Uribe
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Yeah right
He hung out with the padres for 6 straight losing seasons because “He put them on a great run for a year”.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Greetings d-backs, nice to be neighbors with you for the first time this season.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
WOnder what KRuk will say here
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
you pick.
“Hey there smoothie, you uh…playin the new baseball video game?”
“I’ll be in the app store”
or
“just another HA HA HA HA HAAA, LAUGHER!”
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 29, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck this shit.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BB BB BB BB BB BB
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 29, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
In the last 28 innings the giants have played, they’ve scored 7 runs. I imagine they are hitting like .020 with RISP, LOL BENGIE.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
the giants suck

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Jun 29, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
omg this is amazing
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 29, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Pathetic
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
lol no
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 29, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Did kruk pick bengie as his player of the game again?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I don’t know.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Post game wrap hasn’t started yet.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 29, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That ball scorched by Posey
was better than any swing Molina had all night.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I am so glad that we don’t have to see the fat ass for the next two games. Well, as a starter. Because you know Bochy is going to sub that fat fuck in at some point.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
I can’t wait to see how Bochy mixes it up tomorrow.
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 29, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
In my opinion that sucked

"Buster Posey" anagram = YET SO SUPERB
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 29, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions
He’s becoming the new Fred Lewis alarmingly fast.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy versus the Dodgers (while piloting the Giants into oblivion:)
27-33. Last year, 7-11, 1-4 this year.
i’m glad we have only 1 TV here at home
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
same here
It was just as depressing to watch, but I needed a break from the LOLGiants.
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 29, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
if Manny misses the next 3 weeks
I will consider this a Strategic Victory
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Let's not.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
to reiterate
I dare them to try to do it again
Tomorrow’s DL target: Andre Ethier
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
LOL
Some guy in line for the midnight showing of the Twilight movie is wearing a Rockies shirt. That explains a lot.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
NBC News.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
They must have used the word “twi-hard” 15 times in that segment.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously. Also, I have a feeling that most of the guys that went to that showing are drunk. Especially the guys with the college girls.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Hey, Larry King is retiring. ’Bout time.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
"We got some guys who may not get some sleep tonight."
Oh great. Sandoval’s gonna EAT HIS FEELINGS AMIRITE?!?!
I dunno why anyone should pick a player...
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

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