Beat LAthread 3
The base-ball squadron hailing from the southern area of California must be vanquished.
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BEAT LA!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
BEAT LA
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BEAT LA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BEAT LA
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
BEAT LA!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Ditto!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd say so
he pitched very well tonight
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yep.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
2-2
England would have loved this game.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
LOL
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!
pls
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
He also lent his name to this blog
A great man.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
I feel like banning xeifrank just for the hell of it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It's like Melllvar electrocuting Welshie over and over again.
/nerd.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Go for it.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Stretch!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Willie McCovey is fucking awesome.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
DENNY? i thought it was DANNY
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
OH GOD!
I SENT HIM ALL THOSE CARDS AND LETTERS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
damn... someone else is getting those letters
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
irl lol.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
If i’m zach whose cody. Maybe we’re both cody.
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jun 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I know there's been some hate on them
But our bullpen has actually been pretty fuckin’ good.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Compared to Arizona
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
good timing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don't believe in jinxes
But I’ll happily be the fall guy if this goes to shit.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Goddamnt bloops
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That's funny
SB nation had a live in game jiminez “returns to form” update and then he gave up 4 runs LOL.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL
Just our luck, the bottom of the order onslaught.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
So..
Is Bautista our long relief man? A setup guy? A middle relief guy?
Im confused
Long relief.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It's borked on every game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, the two of them still going.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JeffFletcherAOL
So it’s gonna be Zito vs. Strasburg in DC in 10 days. Little contrast there. #sfgiants #nats
Battle of Run Support
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 28, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I can sense a Strasburg No-Hitter in 10 days.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
First career CG shutout in 85 pitches
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Yeah
Their so shitty that they manage 2-3 dead birds and allow the pitcher to have a 3 hits 1 walk line.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Ha.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually would like to see that.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
STRASBURG LOSING HIS VELOCITY
HE’S MEAT NOW!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
darn
I was hoping for Timmy v. Strasburg, but oh well.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Jiminez has regressed to a 1.83 era
Trash.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Ahh
Wouldn’t be the first time a Carroll tried to squirm away from trouble in LA.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
That's ok
So did he.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
here’s mostly there to make Dodger fans get angry at Torree for playing him.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
I forgot Garret Anderson wason the Dodgersstill in the league.
Fixed
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Reply fail
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
STFD
that .190 avg just got lower.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
Walking Furcal
to see the Dodgers’ Johnson.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I hate IBBs
Furcal isn’t that good, and Bautista can’t find the zone as it is
Stretch! Drive
You can put it on the board, YES, $10000.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
Some of those IB's may have been thrown over for strikes.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It's a good thing bork wasn't impressed by byung hung kim
You know bork would have him in high leverage situations.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
DON'T TURN YOUR FUCKING HEAD YOU SHIT HEAD.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YOU ARE WEARING A MASK.
THIS IS INFURIATING
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FINISH HIM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BEAT THIS JOHNSON
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Strike the Johnson
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Fan the Johnson
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
STFD THICKET PECKER
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
SUCK IT, BAUTISTA HATERS
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/6/28/1542555/beat-lathread-3#40806075
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dear Kuip: Stop trying to make it sound like Bengie’s defense is super good and amazing. He isn’t doing anything more than the most rudimentary catcher, and even then he often falls below that line. Your ass-kissing is unbecoming.
Love and kisses, can of corn
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
STFD
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
This is awesome.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
awesome
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
none more baller
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
So fucking awesome.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
We’ll face hong chi kuo, justin miller, jeff weaver, and probably bellasario.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Denny Bautista gets so many strikeouts
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
TroyRenck
Ubaldo’s night is done: 98 pitches, four runs, inc 3-run home run by Scott Hairston. No NL team had scored more than 2 Runs vs. Ubaldo
Leave it to the powerhouse Padres.
Wait, what?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL PADRES
Jiminez has pitched 9 innings against the giants this year. He also hasn’t given up a run, and I doubt that will change.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Every morning Eckstein sacfrices new-born San Diegan children to the Baseball Gods
by The Franchise on Jun 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't remember that Sugar Ray lyric.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Has this ever worked?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yes
Out of all the things on this site. THIS is thing played out
/looks at 50 other memes
Not everything lasts forever. Chillax.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Speaking of veteran grit w/o talent...
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Why would he hit Bengie?
/cheap shot
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
LOL Dilfer
FRESNO STATE!
ESPN not keeping him busy?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Trent Dilfer's Daughter doesn't like football
Because she watches her dad be her dad on the field.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
Gary Radnich is awesome, too. don’t hate
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The Mccoven hate everything.
I mean he was just an average NFL QB but i don’t see what he did to anyone around here for all the hate.
Dammit
It’s the slightly talented Weaver.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This
Probably for him as well.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
He's not talking about this game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I prefer Joe Montana
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
TWSS
;)
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
When did Jeff Weaver
become Dennis Eckersley?
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Dilfer's oldest daughter is hot
/WalrusMan
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL Carroll
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL WUT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ADIDAW
All Day I Dream About Weaver
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
THE BAT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL Manny
Maybe should have tested his arm?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PAT!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
he should have challenged Manny’s arm
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
cudda got a dub
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand pinch run?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Rowand pinch running
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
PAT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
LOL MANNY
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
BORK BORK
IAWTC
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Pablo’s had two good ABs tonight.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
needs to send the ball towards oakland.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
or Treasure
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
extrabaggs
The Giants are the slowest team I’ve ever seen in my life. Pat Burrell hits one to the LF wall past Manny and ends up with a single.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Ummm, it wasn't past Manny
which is why he only got a single
got held
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Baggs blinked.
Manny fielded that at the track before it got to the wall!
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Baggs on Twitter
is like a politician with a hot mic. Such an about-face on his comments about the Giants.
So
Why isn’t Nate PR?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
b/c he might steal 2b
Rowand keeps the GIDP in order
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
i remember that, Sweeney went fucking nuts
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Wait. Scott is the PR? WTF.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
I wish Pablo would get a hit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hit that
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Just looks like Pablo is late on it, WTF pablo
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
why is he not squaring anything up any more
whine whine whine
walk in his second plate appearence
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LD% tells the story
25% 2008
19% 2009
17% April
20% May
11% June
QED
So I think I have figured it out.
Bruce Bochy hates the Giants.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Keep fighting Pablo
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
kung fu panda?
naaaa
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish adrian gonzalez was on our team.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
If only he knew how to play catcher!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
OT: Zambrano placed on restricted list, to recieve "treatment"
http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=5337778
Anger Managament?
Drug Program?
YOU DECIDE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
currently, there is no cure to being diagnosed as Carlos Zambrano.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand for some coke!
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
sex reassignment therapy
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
drug management
where can i keep this, man?
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
/Dunston shakes his head in disgust
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a pretty epic at-bat
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
12 pitches now? Wow.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!
LOL ETHIER
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
PANDA!!!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
WHOOOOOOO
PABLO!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Go Pablo!
Ethier could have caught that, I think
Thanks Andre!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
He had to play it safe there...
If he had missed, a run would’ve scored. There’s still a chance the Dodgers get out of this, given the Giants LOL on offense.
PABLO!! FUCK YEAH
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
False
DeRosa v Halladay
Or Torres’s bases-loaded walk in the game we lost late to the phillies.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
A million apologies.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
/sulks away.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Oh yeah, it was like 11 pitches and ended in a homer.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Scottinmarin approved AB
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
PANDA
No DP from Renteria, please.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Just dropped in to say GREAT AB.
Back to writing.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
What are you writing for Niners Nation tomorrow?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Nah, I’m final drafting a fiction story I’ve been working on. After tonight, it’s just cleanup. Then I try to get the darn thing published all legit-like.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
PANDA!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Also
I log onto the gamethread and look what happens.
Hold on, I’m about to log off and log back on again.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
lol
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
he doth protest too much
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
need dingerz
Gar
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
great at bat by Panda. good swings. didn’t go out of the zone.
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
BEAT MOTHERFUCKING LA!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BEAT LA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He is not wrong.
Do they PH for Molina?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
For all that is holy
Pinch hit for Molina next.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
LOL Baggs
Pablo Sandoval finishes a 12-pitch at-bat with a laser shot single to RF. Runners at corners, 0 out. GIDP scores tiebreaker. (Just sayin’)
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FUCKING FAIL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
oh my fucking god
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
WHAT TOADFUCKERY WAS THAT?
FUCK IT ALL
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FAIL
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
row shouldve gone the second time
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
wow
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Oh
So is that the last possible way to hit into a double play?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
The Reaction from Huff says it all
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Looks like the entire team seemed to have the same reaction. That was amazingly stupid.
Back in the doghouse with you, Panda.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LOL WHAT THE FUCK!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
what the fuck was Pablo doing?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
We lose
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Kuip: "So now it's up to Molina"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY DID HE GO TO SECOND BASE I DON’T UNDERSTAND
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think he thought Rowand wasn’t stopping. I don’t know why he thought that, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m still astounded as to what kind of toad fuckery went on there.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously, I’m still trying to figure out what happened..
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
Someone should teach Pablo how to play baseball. I think it would really help his game
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
big money
bigmoneybigmoneybigmoneybigmoney
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
I am speechless.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fail, Bengie.
Fail.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I heard it, too.
except, it said “should” instead of “will”
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
this century, really.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
What did Miller have to say about that last turn of events?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
At least the Giants are finiding creative ways to hit into double plays
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
with plenty of time…
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
LOL FAT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
Blake dives at third, gets up… And walks it across the diamond to get Bengie at first
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Blake dives, gets up, talks to Furcal a bit, points at somone in the stands, flicks the ball to first, and Molina is out by a yard.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Blake reads a short book to Furcal, then walks the ball to first
“A screaming comes across the sky…”
boo
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
that broke my heart
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
Dodgers score in this inning
Giants lose
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
up
shut
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
SHHHHHHH
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Done
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
FREE BUSTER
or even Whiteside for that matter
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
LOL JOKE
Even the dodgers were impressed there.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
not even close to how i feel
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Fat
and slow
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You haven’t missed anything.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Well
The Giants have now into every single type of double play imaginable
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Well
We aren’t losing
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jun 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
its tied but everyone thinks we have lost already
which hurts
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Game?
What game?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So that was a horrible half inning
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
That's how horrible it was
I hated that inning even with that happening
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Not nearly enough.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
We deserve to lose
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Well that was one of the most deflating things I have seen recently.
That White Russian is sounding pretty good right now.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Whiskey and Cocaine, you say?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL BENGIE
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Per Jeff Fletcher
When 3B CBlake had to dive to snag that grounder, #sfgiants fans got excited at a possible IF hit … til they remembered Bengie hit it.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
In whole or in part, the Giants are fart.
No championships will they win
For their play is a sin
Squandering talent from their various arms
GODDAMMIT WILL MY NEIGHBORS KID PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP I DON’T CARE IF YOUR MOM ONLY BREAST FEEDS YOU ONCE A DAY GO TO HELL YOU LITTLE SHIT
damn thing is still making noise?
Is it up or down stairs. You should start banging on shit.
Let's bring the...
Downstairs. Neighbors leave their windows open all night… found out it’s because the mom is trying to both ween and Ferberize her 18 month old. Ferberize = let her scream it out, don’t go right to her when she cries at night. Ween? Apparently, she gives her the breast during the day and only the bottle at night. Confused baby is confused. “Die in a fire”-worthy parents are “die in a fire”-worthy.
the Giants are fart.
Might add this to my sig
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jun 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
/ends life
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
and probably wont be hitting
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I maintain Rally Christina worked
She just could not overcome the FatFail
I can’t even…begin to understand what happend..
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
I don't, never have
I thought he should have sent Freddy on that Huff hit earlier.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
that's okay. Pablo did a Ruben Rivera impression
Molina is FUCKING A FAT SLOW BASTARD OF A MOTHER FUCKING ASS.
Let's bring the...
A game on NBC/KMAX
I wonder if Jon Miller will breakout a Vin impression.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
Have to play Rowand
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Mmm ro's the best defensive CF in the league torres go to RF
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
bork
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
stupid
pandas they already extinct cause the dumb animals only eat bamboo
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
....
HI!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
why dont they make composite bamboo bats?
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
wow
i meant endangered , i feel like pablo right now
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
If dolphins are so smart,
why do they live in igloos?
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
extrabaggs
If the Giants actually win this game, I’m not sure how I’m gonna write the story. This offense is just painful to watch.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I would be too!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, no shit.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
If Burrell had hit cleanup, this would be a different ballgame
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
There's your lead!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I would have moved Huff to 1B
brought Nate to play RF, Rowand to LF
Panda to 3B, Uribe to SS and taken Edgar out
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
But that makes to much sense
bork bork bork
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Every time Aaron Rowand plays CF while Torres plays a corner, God kills a kitten
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
Every time molina starts a nation starves.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
THIS
And wonders what its like to have a catcher that picks runners off and actually blocks balls.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Bengie Molina OPS WATCH
.640
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
It’s .632 now including this game LOL BENGIE
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
What will bork say when it sinks below 600 in a few weeks?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Mmm just expirmenting with swings
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
The way he handles the staff compensates for his “slump” at the plate.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
and that’s a stat that exaggerates his worth.
Cuttingbait on him is risk-free at this point, because he can only rebound to what he was, which wasn’t very good to begin with.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
The only silver lining in the last DP..
is listening to Jon Miller’s commentary about it.
He's not retired...THANK YOU!
he is the greatest
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Casilla would be hilarious if this wasn't an important moment
Every time he releases a pitch his body language says “I have no freaking idea where this pitch is going.”
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Approaching midnight in Minneapolis...
tell me why I should stay up to watch this game unravel further.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
The Giants aren't losing yet?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
But it's clear
they’re done scoring for the night.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Go to Bed!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
move out of the twin cities
or don’t — only the twins gidp more than the giants
Let's scoreboard watch
Beats watching the Giants play. Hell, let’s watch Rusty The Mechanical Man.
’Night.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
now
watching how to tie a bow tie
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
I stabbed my finger with a sewing machine, and it was less painful than that last inning.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Why are your typing
and not seeking medical attention?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ugh, you*
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I was going very slow and my foot went off presser immediately
Nonetheless, sewing rocks, although it is quite painful to learn.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
The weird thing is...
…following this team for the past twenty-five years, that inning was awful and painful, but doesn’t make the top 100 painful moments. I think I’m developing fan calluses.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
yeah, not even close, didn’t raise my blood pressure
by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just shocked
that this team is competitive.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Is Jeff Weaver still in the game?
If so, I would like to invite him to go back to the 80s high school movie that he came from.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
manny and panda are very similar
panda needs to lose some weight
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
He's over 300 now
Needs to be at the most 260.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
new rule
I dont give a fuck about Sandoval’s weight as long as his BA is higher than it.
This
The moment he’s back to above .300 and slugging in the 5’s I’ll be back on the panda band wagon.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
ill say this now
he could be great with less weight.
No Jest
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
The weight is certainly not helping.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
then why does he have the weight?
he is a big leaguer. he needs discipline in many aspects
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
He’ll have to hit .350 in a couple years to keep you happy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
The 350 lbs includes the knee braces
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
yup. i dont see any advantages to his weight
i dont think he would lose too much power
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
cross out the guy with the blue SF next to the dodger fan for craps sake.
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
Because this is too great not to post in light of what we just saw..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ94rkwdTvQ
Don’t worry, it’s not a rick roll.
He's not retired...THANK YOU!
just
noticed russel jerseys had shorter sleeves
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
“Ruben Rivera Pablo Sandoval was the only man in the ballpark apparently who did not know what just happened.”
He's not retired...THANK YOU!
by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
GREAT play Santiago
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Great play Casilla
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Casilla does not work fast
But he seems to field his position well.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
surprising,
because he seems to end up in position more suitable for cheerleading than fielding
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
Nice play
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
very nice play
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
Not too much on the throw by Rent.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That would have been a DP had Molina been hitting
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Or one of the slower continents
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Ha
I was choosing between glacier and continent. You’re an optimist.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
there's still an out to go
this isn’t the giants lineup we’re facing
by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hate manroidz
But singles are better than dingerz and 5 RBI nights.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
/death
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Casilla sort of reminds me of Felix Rodriguez
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Wow, that was ill timed on my part.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
you had to say that
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
and that’s the ballgame
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
mother fucker
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
OF FUCKING COURSE
AND FROM THE DOUCHE BAG
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i hate that guy
Likes: SF Giants, NY Jets, Miami Heat, Knicks, Warriors, Syracuse
Dislikes: Dodgers, Lakers, LeBitch, Celtics, Patriots Dolphins, Phins fans
Adoptive Parent of: Travis Ishikawa, best pinch hitter in the MLB
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Of course it was Blake
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOL GIANTS
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I FUCKING HATE CASEY BLAKE
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
That was fun while it lasted
Hopefully this game brings about some much-needed changes on this team, like REMOVING FUCKING MOLINA FROM THE GODDAM FUCKING LINEUP.
I’m going to bed.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I guess this is appropriate now

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions 11 recs
was that from just now?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Looks like it.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
From the Pablo base running error
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Yup
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
that
was quick
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Sums up my entire feelings about this game.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
That, too.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
This could be used multiple times a game.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
pretty much
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec’d.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
This should be green.
But shouldn’t exist.
But it tells us all we need to know about the Giants playing baseball games.
by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Burrell’s reaction is perfect
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Whiteside’s is great, too.
He's not retired...THANK YOU!
by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants baseball:
Please make it stop. I’ll tell you whatever you want to know
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Also would’ve accepted.
Please make it stop. I’ll
do whatever you want
do anything you want. Anything.
by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL us
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
I mean, Casey Blake
Stupid crap
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
The advertisers sure do love all those giants DP's
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
damn
My LA friends were already saying to much shit about the lakers now this :’(
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
MUST THINK OF A NEW WAY TO DP!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m scared
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
But guys we have two more ....
Nope we’re boned.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Casilla did not have the great fastball tonight.
Not enough swing and missing.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I would like a series win from the giants at least… haven’t seen one for a while
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Alright, I’m going to bed if nothing happens in the bottom of the 8th.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!
Go ahead and get your jammies on now, and save yourself the time.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
TheDodgers bullpenGiants’ offense is in pretty bad shape.
by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I predict a quick 1-2-3 8th and 9th…
This team is pathetic and I am pathetic for investing so much energy to it.
lets do the math
it takes around 8 innings for the giants to get 2 runs, and we need 3 in 2 innings….
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
why
does CHN have a nicer score board
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
I dunno. Why?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I am gonna go stare at the box scores from June 11th thru the 14th.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yes, I'm late.
Why the shit was Blake given a fastball with AJ Failure on deck?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I'm timing this inning...
I’m going to guess the Giants get out of this inning in less than 10 minutes.
NATE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WHO SHOULD HAVE PR FOR BURRELL TO BEGIN WITH.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NATE!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
How to be, Nate.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
insert DP joke here
He's not retired...THANK YOU!
Good start
And queue the DP…
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I'm just the messenger
Dude
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Were you really surprised?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/facepalm
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
And this is surprising?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Bellasario going for the 2 inning 15 pitch save
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Press in dire situations
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
LOL US
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GIANTS
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Giants
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
This is a joke, right?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Right?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
fuck this shit
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
Was Torres not running full speed?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Of course that happened
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
This team is really cool
Good thing the tickets keep selling LOL B&S
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Aw, Fuck, Andres!
What was I telling you about that rotational hitting bullshit?
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
remember when we had good Andres Torres
That was cool
Likes: SF Giants, NY Jets, Miami Heat, Knicks, Warriors, Syracuse
Dislikes: Dodgers, Lakers, LeBitch, Celtics, Patriots Dolphins, Phins fans
Adoptive Parent of: Travis Ishikawa, best pinch hitter in the MLB
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jun 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Fuckin' Magnets
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
A
why am i listening to this bullshit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
One thing I like
The way Freddy takes inside balls. Always flopping around.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
5th double play.
10 of 27 available outs have come on 5 singular plays.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What is the Giants record since the post praising the offense?
He's not retired...THANK YOU!
My dog is currently trying to hump a beach towel. I am confused.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
More intriguing than this game
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It is
He’s piling up towels for maximum humpability. It’s not working, but he keeps trying.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Wow.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Confused
or jealous
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
we should have a double play counter
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Leagues worst offense is leagues worst offense
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
The Astros are the worst offense
By a longshot.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
yeah, not close.
Seattle is pretty bad for a team that uses a DH, too.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
FUCKING WRONG TIME MAN
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
the right time would probably be next week, seriously
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Dude. NOT COOL.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck you
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOUR POKEMONZ TEAM
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
get the fuck out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
verbal abuse
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting.
FUCK YOU.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Giants offense is worse
as shown by last inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No broxton tonight
But I’m sure justin miller will come in for the 9th for a 5 pitch save.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
spoken like a true giants fan
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean's master plan:
“We can win a division by leading the league in double plays and not beating any of the teams in our division.”
direct quote?
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!
Yes. He also tweeted this:
@SavvySabes Time sensor lights in the bathroom are the worst. BS
by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It doesn’t matter if we lose to teams in our division, as long as we play well against other teams.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
All i have to hear is, “hit on the ground” and i know it’s a double play
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
lol 3 outs to go
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And almost the end of the season
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
The sycophants and positive people will say:
IT’S ONLY JUNE! (It’s basically July)
IT’S ONLY JUNE! (It’s basically July)
IT’S ONLY JUNE! (It’s basically July)
IT’S ONLY JUNE! (It’s basically July)
IT’S ONLY JUNE! (It’s basically July)
IT’S ONLY JUNE! (It’s basically July)
IT’S ONLY JUNE! (It’s basically July)
IT’S ONLY JUNE! (It’s basically July)
IT’S ONLY JUNE! (It’s basically July)
IT’S ONLY JUNE! (It’s basically July)
by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
it's over if you keep losing to the West
by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
it's over if you keep losing
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
June Swoon.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS A BAD TIME FOR THE YAHOO ADS TO COME BACK ON MLB.TV
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
FIVE DOUBLE PLAYS?!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BUT WE ONLY GROUNDED INTO THREE OF THEM
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Holy dildo rape. I’ve been here for 20 minutes and seen two.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I missed that passage of the bible...
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Chasing records.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Listen to this while looking at that stat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsxsyZqmmlQ
He's not retired...THANK YOU!
by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Look Sabes!
The Giants are leading the league in an offense related stat!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow, we have a dozen more than the next closest team in the NL. And 40 more than the Padres.
Still 7 behind the Twins, but I’m sure the Giants have made it their goal to try and catch up to them by the end of this series.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
We're gonna have to step it up
to break the MLB record of 174.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Postgame notes from Baggs will be interesting tonight
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Fuckword after Fuckword
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well done.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
it’s pretty hilarious, and hard to find people who appreciate it
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
I laughed at a good portion of it.
The part where he says they exchanged shit eating grins killed me though.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think we have to use “EFFF” now, whatever the fuck that is
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Giants actually win this game, I’m not sure how I’m gonna write the story. This offense is just painful to watch.
The Giants are the slowest team I’ve ever seen in my life. Pat Burrell hits one to the LF wall past Manny and ends up with a single.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
i'm saying in the past 15 minutes
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
well, what will be interesting is FP trying to make it all better
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yea… i need the animosity… none of this sugar coated bullshit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ha, like STFU dude, obviously there’s a problem, it’s called double plays
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Nah, i’m good, i mean, when you’re used to something like this you don’t get pissed
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Have to at this point
what else are we supposed to do
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Things that I hope this game does:
Gets Molina out of the lineup.
Convinces Sabean to get a real hitter.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Things this game will do
Have molina higher in the order in tomorrow’s game, have rowand in the line up, more GIDP’s.
I’m sure how much longer bork can go with bengie for, it’s to the point where he’s just counting down starts.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
HELLOOOOOOOOOOO DYE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Baggs Twitter:
.If the Giants actually win this game, I’m not sure how I’m gonna write the story. This offense is just painful to watch.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
That’s putting it nicely as possible.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
so when does pedro sanchez get benched?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
what’s the point of benching him? we’re not going to go anywhere this year unless he gets his swing back.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
can’t play them all.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You said you were not going to care anymore.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
HUFF!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
AUDREY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
I hate to ask this . . .
but I am on vacation in France, where it is currently 7:20 a.m. And I got up just in time for the Molina at bat to end the 7th. Can someone explain the bizarre double play that preceded that. How is Panda doubled off SECOND on a fly ball out when he was at first? The Dodgers decided to tag him? Oh . . . crap . . . I think I get it. He tried to take second on a ball that Rowand didn’t think was deep enough to score from third.
Is that conceivable?
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks . . .
Unbelievably stupid.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It was so fucking stupid that the people who saw it took place can’t even describe it.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You got it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
a good vacation includes not following the Giants for awhile
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Shut down your computer and enjoy your vacation.
He's not retired...THANK YOU!
by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
This explains it as well:

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Jun 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
The Giants could have also been:
1. Watching the finale of “Lost”
2. That Housewife from NY’s sex tape
3. 2 GIRLS, 1 CUP on the HD screen
4. Highlights of the Giants’ season
by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec’d again.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
This is unbelievably funny
I cannot stop laughing or watching.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
HUFFENSE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF!
BEST ATHLETE ON THE TEAM!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
yay, Huff! he's one of the good ones
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
HUFF!
He just stole your bit, Rowand.
You can go now.
lol
huff threw that like their was 3 outs
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
Nice catch, Huff!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
Nice Play
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
this Buds for you, Aubrey!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions
you probably could figure this out but . . .
I only have Gameday to go on.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions
Huff!
Hey he can crash into walls! WHAT A GRITTY GAMER!
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Huff=Casey Blake
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Fuck you Loney.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
come back
:)
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
Also let Rowand PH for him.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
err
You know what I mean.
Fuck.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Giants come from behind walk off in the 9th inning?
Not sice 04.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
if it does, i'll gladly streak through downtown Moraga
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It will..
but it may take a week’s worth of games.
He's not retired...THANK YOU!
by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Line-out
Uribe homers
Walk
Walk
Walk
Double play
by kingofthacove on Jun 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I really want the Giants to win
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Man, I’ve never had a girlfriend who was as much of a bummer as the girlfriend in beer commercials. And I used to date goths.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
that’s why she wasn’t on the list.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
What kind of double play will it be this inning?
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
triple play
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
we will find a way to hit into a quadruple play thus starting tommorow’s game with one out
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jun 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I suspect that the 9th will stink of whatever.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
7 pitch 9th for justin miller.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL. Tied a record for most DPs fielded for Dodgers in a single game.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions
Why don't the Giants get bloop singles?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Edge of the infield grass power
He's not retired...THANK YOU!
by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The baseball gods hate the Giants.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Uribe cocktease HR here?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sounds giants.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
except last night the dodgers were facing the fucking Yankees with real fucking hitters on their team!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
*innings
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
pitching around Uribe to get Rowand
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jun 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
OBP
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
followed by a GIDP
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
STFU
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
everything’s falling into place…
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
See guys
Had Posey started we wouldn’t be in the great position we are in now, with a shot to tie this game in the ninth!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Without molina in the game we'd be down 8-2
Man what a great game he called, and boy did he smoke some swings they just missed the ball!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
does it rhyme with trouble day
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Perfect setup for Scott
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
Scott is so excited here
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, hey, this guy is up
I’m glad he pinch ran
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Pablo has been horrible RH
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
/patiently waiting
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
i’m so confused right now, why pinch hit for pablo
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
and just like the Saw movies
there will be many, many sequels
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
lol pinch hitting for Pablo =(
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Of all the guys to pinch-hit for…
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
PH for Pablo? Over Scott? Really?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions
this is stupid
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
5 straight balls and Scott is hacking
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions
Scott said a bad word
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions
That was a loud "Fuck" from Rowand
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Pabs cant hit lefties
And rowand just cussed really loud
Funk this ship!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
damn
rowands fuck could be heard in oakland
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions
too far inside
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster for Pablo
It makes perfect sense. Pablo’s a 1st baseman. Buster’s a first baseman. What’s the matter, guys?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
wait, wasn’t buster a catcher?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Thought he played SS.
He's not retired...THANK YOU!
by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh?
What are you talking about? If he was a catcher, he’d be catching.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
You might have fallen into something
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I wonder if Scott is in Full Panic Mode right now. My guess is probably.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
What a fine youtube that is.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
What if Scott walked?
and posey walked-off?
by JeffWondersWhy on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions
I might have a heart attack.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop teasing us, Giants!
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions
POSEY START THE LEGEND TONIGHT
He's not retired...THANK YOU!
OK
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions
SCOTT!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
SCOTT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions
Of course they are gonna tease us
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
good ab, Scott!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
PLEASE DO SOMETHING GOOD BUSTER
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Oh god, Scott.
Don’t do this to me Giants. I know what you are planning. Not with Posey. He is pure.
Please Buster, prove me wrong.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
waaaa?!!
so Rowand only needed to scream FUCK!!!!! to be good all this time?
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
this is dumb, but go Buster!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
BEAT LA
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Why even give buster a pitch to hit? LOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Seven straight fastballs
to Rowand. Thank you, Dodger pitch selection. Where was the slider a foot outside in the dirt?
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions
BEAT LA BUSTER!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
i read this as hitler’s count
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Which would favor the Dodgers!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
i would let pablo hit for himself and pinch hit buster for molina :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
this
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
How would we get the game ended bases-loaded double play then?
by kingofthacove on Jun 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
And we know the Giants don’t do things like that.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Go Giants, do the improbable!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Yo Kuo Yo Kuo You Suck At Pit-ching
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
need a setup man like that
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
AAAAAARGH
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
bah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, Gerald. :/
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
SWUNG AT BALL 4
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
well
that was dissapointing
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
Such a tease
Has a pretty good at bat…and then he swings at that.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
close…..
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
almost
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
nvm....assholes
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry guys, its the end of the month
RENT’S DUE
Bye
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions
cool.
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions
WE SUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions
The Giants go to great lengths to mess with us
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
GOOD JOB

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions
REALLY RENT?
THE GUY HAS GONE TO 3 BALLS ON EVERY GUY BEFORE YOU AND YOU SWING AT THE FIRST FUCKING PITCH?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I feel like I keep tying shit like this far too often.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You should just program it as a macro.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Normally I would agree
But that pitch was literally right down the middle. Renteria’s just not a good hitter.
by RoyaleWithCheese on Jun 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
This is apparently the magic that is inside.
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
..

(depicting my amazement at the Giants’ inability to score runs late in a game)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
He had a excellent at bat, if anything he just got to greedy and hacked at the high stuff. Hard pitch to lay off when you’re in protect mode like that, it was a good pitch at 95.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea, that was one of the better at bats of the night, if anything it just makes him better
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That at bat, along with zito’s 7 pitch at bat in the 3rd were the two best of the night.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably. Think Posey needs less pressure at bat right now. Granted, this was the old Buster, finally
fuck it
let him deal with it, he’s gotta learn, he’s a professional hitter
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Just let him catch, for fuck’s sake.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously he’s going to learn to get himself of a slump, he wouldn’t be in the major leagues if he couldn’t hit himself out of it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
So like walkoff said
let him catch everyday, that’s only going to help, people go through streaks and slumps, the giants are a VERY streaky team offensively
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
but yea, i see where you're coming from
just saying that he needs to be in the lineup every day to get more comfortable
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Agreed. I mean, at this point, I don’t expect for the Giants to make it to the playoffs. Let Posey get used to catching in the bigs. Trade Molina or let him be the backup (although, I would prefer Whiteside as the backup). Bench Rowand. Have Torres start every game in center. Etc, etc, etc.
Of course, this makes sense, so it’ll never happen.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
/Molina starts almost every game
/Torres slumps, Rowand keeps playing
/Posey catches more in the bullpen than in actual games
FREE BUSTER POSEY
D:
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea, i don’t expect it either, Whiteside is a decent backup, he’s been fine for the giants. It wont happen though, you’re right, who knows how far away the giants are from turning it on, but my oh my they are FUCKING this shit up badly with their pitching staff the way it is
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I fucking hate how fucked up this team is run. Serious toad fuckery. Just … ugh.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Who do you have to pinch hit, then? Timmy?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I blinked--what happened?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Casey fucking Blake beats us, some mediocre asshole hits a home run with 2 outs 2 strikes, maybe someone better figure it out, you need to get these middle of the road assholes out, happens too many times.
when was the other time?
Eckstein doesn’t count, because he’s magic.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Most leprechauns are.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Down to the wire.
I’m glad we didn’t pull a last night. Good game. See you tomorrow. I’m not trying to talk trash, just a big fan of the match up.
by Skunkburner on Jun 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Giants do it two at a time yo
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I would also be a fan of a matchup that my team dominated and where the conclusion was of the ‘foregone’ variety.
by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish the Giants would not fuck up so much.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
If i see one more magic inside commercial i might lose it. And this commercial pisses me off
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
this
It’s hard to Beat LA when you hit into double plays every inning.
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This sums it up pretty well.
SF_Giants
:(
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
:(
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
by BrandonMK50 on Jun 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
And the baserunning gaffe we will not soon forget.
He's not retired...THANK YOU!
by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
THERE'S NO MAGIC
it’s just an illusion.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
with a side of agony
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
by BrandonMK50 on Jun 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA BEAT LA BEAT LA, can't take it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Why don't they just put up an add for buying tix
dunno why you have to put all this shit for a commercial to encourage people to buy tix
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I really don’t want to go to work tomorrow. My boss is going to make me miserable.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
I say just accept that the Dodgers are better than the Giants, but then remind the Dodgers fan that the Dodgers aren’t better than the Phillies.
by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
World series champion
Actually I’m not sure, I think he lost a bunch with the yankees.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
oh yeah thats right in 2006, LOL DAVID ECKSTEIN MVP.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I just want Molina and Rowand out of the lineup for good.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Is my wrecklessly pessimistic 1-5 homestand prediction going to come to pass?
I sure hope not. I didn’t gamble with that prediction.
by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy is stupid.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Sadly.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
YES
Although, I’m still not impressed by his bullpen management. But, meh. He’s still better than Bork.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think it was THAT stupid, he was going to hit from the right side and he’s just looked dowright ugly from the right side.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
This
Aside from last year, Pablo has never hit well from the right side.
by RoyaleWithCheese on Jun 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s always had a platoon split. Almost everyone does. But worth pinch hitting over? nah
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
Here's his career minor league split
vs. RHP: .324/.360/.490
vs. LHP: .267/.320/.371
by RoyaleWithCheese on Jun 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, you would definitely have to regress those numbers toward the mean in order for them to have any real predictive value. It’s still a larger than normal platoon split, though.
I guess all I’m saying is that I would rather have Posey hit against a lefty instead of Sandoval. The right answer of course is to let them both hit (pinch hitting Posey for either Rowand or Renteria). But that’s not gonna happen.
by RoyaleWithCheese on Jun 28, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d say the giants reached a new low tonight offensively
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
5 double plays in the variety that the twins can’t even imagine.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Was this the second 5 DP night in like a week?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think it might be the 3rd, didn’t we have one in the boston series and one in the astros series?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
This game was ugly and embarrassing.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
I hope for the sake of the giants that a lot of national media people weren’t watching.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
um, i’m saying this season, don’t really care at all about 06-08
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Sure is awesome that randy winn turns it on for the cardinals :(.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure is awesome that EVERY GIANT TURNS IT ON ELSEWHERE
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
This
Bob howry at least maintained his form.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, and then he went to AZ and got LOL’D.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The Oakland series is on the phone, sir.
by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Just saying, this was FUGLY, and i’ve never been this depressed about something TO A DIVISIONAL OPPONENT
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
The first series in San Diego is on the phone, sir.
by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
lol, if you say sir one more time, something might happen
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
This This THis
The epic uribe at bat and the game tying home run off heath bell was awesome. Then david eckstein appeared and I died inside.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmm, trying to think of a time where i felt the worst i have, and that was
last year against COL. so nevermind
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Holy hell, man. How old are you?
And, I am not trying to be critical here. There are so many worse offensive performances, devastating losses, etc. Even though this was the Dodgers, there have been worse, and lately.
by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah
That…
/thinks about renteria slam game I attended in person
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Bonds, Kent, Burks.
I miss them.
He's not retired...THANK YOU!
by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I miss offensive fire works every night.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
y'know, Bengie would have hit into a GDP to end the 7th
I don’t blame Panda that much.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
It’s just unfortunate that molina avoids blame, you can expect him in the line up tomorrow.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
is this mccoven shtick or do you guys hate him that much?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Well
he really does suck. And he does not seem to like baseball.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He’s a blowhard starfucker, who complains constantly about a job that’s cush beyond imagining, so yeah.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
“Blah blah blah, why do they keep forcing me out here? Blah blah blah”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i for one don't really care about it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I hate him.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito > Lincecum
Tim would not have wrestled a quality start out of what happened in the 2nd inning.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Yeah that was a really legit recovery by zito, I was impressed.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly, I'm too still rattled after this game
He's not retired...THANK YOU!
by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
//shuts off computer.
He's not retired...THANK YOU!
by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
So now bengie catches 3 out of every 5 games
Are we gonna have to wait til September before buster catches more than 1 out of every 5 games? I’m sick of this never ending leash, even kruk said its time to “ween the starters” off bengie.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
i think he's just shaking his head at this game
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

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