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A shot of Manny Ramirez #99 of the Los Angeles Dodgers with an octopus under his batting helmet.

The base-ball squadron hailing from the southern area of California must be vanquished.


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BEAT LA!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on Jun 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat LA.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

At least the game is tied.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito pitched pretty well.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I got no complaints. After watching Timmy yesterday at the ballpark lol.

by Unitard on Jun 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say so

he pitched very well tonight

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

the hated dodgers

are my least-favorite squadron

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

love the dodgers

hahaha

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-2

England would have loved this game.

@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, only thing that’s helping me right now is that the giants tied it up, fuckin Zumaya thing is just so sad

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA!

pls

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Failribe

BEAT LA

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

nasty dreads are nasty.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday died midway through the bottom of the 5th inning because the giants were such fail.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

This

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like banning xeifrank just for the hell of it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It's like Melllvar electrocuting Welshie over and over again.

/nerd.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go for it.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will send you a strongly worded email if you do.

by Natto on Jun 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get the first fucking batter

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Stretch!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

GIT UP BABY GIT UP

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Willie McCovey is fucking awesome.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

who wouldn’t want a cove named after them

by fjm on Jun 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

DENNY? i thought it was DANNY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOD!

I SENT HIM ALL THOSE CARDS AND LETTERS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn... someone else is getting those letters

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

irl lol.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If i’m zach whose cody. Maybe we’re both cody.

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bloop

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I know there's been some hate on them

But our bullpen has actually been pretty fuckin’ good.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Compared to Arizona

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

good timing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't believe in jinxes

But I’ll happily be the fall guy if this goes to shit.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still want a better set-up man

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nerds!

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamnt bloops

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

the giant’s aren’t up.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's funny

SB nation had a live in game jiminez “returns to form” update and then he gave up 4 runs LOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Just our luck, the bottom of the order onslaught.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

So..

Is Bautista our long relief man? A setup guy? A middle relief guy?

Im confused

by DFARowand on Jun 28, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Long relief.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes!

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s pitched his way to middle now.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

is gameday stuck in the 5th innning for anyone else?

by Ltisme on Jun 28, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jun 28, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's borked on every game.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the two of them still going.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat the living crap out of L.A.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 28, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

JeffFletcherAOL
  
So it’s gonna be Zito vs. Strasburg in DC in 10 days. Little contrast there. #sfgiants #nats

by kdl on Jun 28, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ass

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 28, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can sense a Strasburg No-Hitter in 10 days.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

First career CG shutout in 85 pitches

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants aren’t the Rays.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Their so shitty that they manage 2-3 dead birds and allow the pitcher to have a 3 hits 1 walk line.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRASBURG LOSING HIS VELOCITY

HE’S MEAT NOW!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

darn

I was hoping for Timmy v. Strasburg, but oh well.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jiminez has regressed to a 1.83 era

Trash.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I approve of this regression.

by speckops on Jun 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh

Wouldn’t be the first time a Carroll tried to squirm away from trouble in LA.

@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I forgot Garret Anderson was on the Dodgers.

by Natto on Jun 28, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That's ok

So did he.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

here’s mostly there to make Dodger fans get angry at Torree for playing him.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

throw strikes to this has been

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I forgot Garret Anderson was on the Dodgers still in the league.

Fixed

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Reply fail

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

now that was a hack after the Giants lineup’s hearts

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 28, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

that .190 avg just got lower.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

If you can’t get Furcal out, hit him in the ass

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GARRETT ANDERSON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Walking Furcal

to see the Dodgers’ Johnson.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate IBBs

Furcal isn’t that good, and Bautista can’t find the zone as it is

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: No updates on Zumaya, not talking about it on MLB network… talking about Jimenez and Stras

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Stretch! Drive

You can put it on the board, YES, $10000.

@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 28, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Some of those IB's may have been thrown over for strikes.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

It's a good thing bork wasn't impressed by byung hung kim

You know bork would have him in high leverage situations.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Please strike this dude out… And bengie can’t hang onto a ball to save his life

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T TURN YOUR FUCKING HEAD YOU SHIT HEAD.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU ARE WEARING A MASK.

THIS IS INFURIATING

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, it looked like he was afraid of the ball.

by natey-nate on Jun 28, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lord, Molina doesn’t play defense any more, does he?

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT THIS JOHNSON

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike the Johnson

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD THICKET PECKER

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Damn this guy’s dirty

by Unitard on Jun 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT, BAUTISTA HATERS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

How about us Bautista Meh-ers?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/6/28/1542555/beat-lathread-3#40806075

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Kuip: Stop trying to make it sound like Bengie’s defense is super good and amazing. He isn’t doing anything more than the most rudimentary catcher, and even then he often falls below that line. Your ass-kissing is unbecoming.
Love and kisses, can of corn

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

that is a beautiful photo

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is awesome.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

none more baller

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those shoes rule.

by kdl on Jun 28, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the shirt

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hat is kind of awesome, too.

by kdl on Jun 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yes, that is true. Everything about Willie Mac is awesome.

by kdl on Jun 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

the whole package is too much

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/goes back to look at his package

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So fucking awesome.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

We’ll face hong chi kuo, justin miller, jeff weaver, and probably bellasario.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Denny Bautista gets so many strikeouts

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Its unfortunate he’s wild as sanchy at his worst when he’s off.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

TroyRenck
  
Ubaldo’s night is done: 98 pitches, four runs, inc 3-run home run by Scott Hairston. No NL team had scored more than 2 Runs vs. Ubaldo

by kdl on Jun 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

fricken fracken hairston.

by FPTV on Jun 28, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

not All-Star material

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 28, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leave it to the powerhouse Padres.

Wait, what?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my thought. Crazy.

by kdl on Jun 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PADRES

Jiminez has pitched 9 innings against the giants this year. He also hasn’t given up a run, and I doubt that will change.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't remember that Sugar Ray lyric.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has this ever worked?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

It has sometimes correlated with Giants runs, but it has never caused them.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Played out.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Out of all the things on this site. THIS is thing played out

/looks at 50 other memes

by DFARowand on Jun 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not everything lasts forever. Chillax.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

DILFER!

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jun 28, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of veteran grit w/o talent...

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF TRENT DILFER

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m thinking Pat is going to use his bat to hit something fat

by nofreetime on Jun 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would he hit Bengie?

/cheap shot

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Dilfer

FRESNO STATE!

ESPN not keeping him busy?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Trent Dilfer, go away!

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Trent Dilfer's Daughter doesn't like football

Because she watches her dad be her dad on the field.

@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

agree. what’s with all the hate.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Radnich is awesome, too. don’t hate

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m ready to go right now….

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mccoven hate everything.

I mean he was just an average NFL QB but i don’t see what he did to anyone around here for all the hate.

by Josh L on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did exactly what he was expected to do as a Niner. That he wasn’t Joe, is hardly his fault.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

It’s the slightly talented Weaver.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vin: “games in the hands of the bullpen” scary thought

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Probably for him as well.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not talking about this game.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer Joe Montana

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Bold statement!

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

;)

And Posey is having amother great game.

by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer Steve Young.

So there.

by kdl on Jun 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember Weaver pitching with a sidearm motion.

by Natto on Jun 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Burrell in there to hit

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

When did Jeff Weaver

become Dennis Eckersley?

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jun 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Dilfer's oldest daughter is hot

/WalrusMan

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Carroll

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

CARLLOL

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, in that one at-bat

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WUT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ADIDAW

All Day I Dream About Weaver

@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

PAT

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

victimizing Jeff Weaver would be perfect

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

SPEED FROM MANNY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

THE BAT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Manny

Maybe should have tested his arm?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The Bat

isn’t even playing such terrible defense

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

he should have challenged Manny’s arm

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

good hit…Manny really lucky

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

cudda got a dub

And Posey is having amother great game.

by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The Bat

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rowand pinch running

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MANNY

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Burrell should bat 4th

WTF, Rowand is pinch-running?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK BORK

IAWTC

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo’s had two good ABs tonight.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

needs to send the ball towards oakland.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would accept Angel Island

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

or Treasure

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 28, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that’s a fair ball.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Pablo!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
The Giants are the slowest team I’ve ever seen in my life. Pat Burrell hits one to the LF wall past Manny and ends up with a single.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not wrong.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

tbh manny did well to cut it out.

by natey-nate on Jun 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/furiously pens article about how awesome Burell has been since he’s been a Giants

by DFARowand on Jun 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just read that as well, gave me a good laugh thinking of molina hitting a ball into triples alley.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just figuring this out?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

got held

And Posey is having amother great game.

by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs blinked.

Manny fielded that at the track before it got to the wall!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 28, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs on Twitter

is like a politician with a hot mic. Such an about-face on his comments about the Giants.

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was surprised Manny got to that ball. Asshole.

by kdl on Jun 28, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the GIDP…

by nofreetime on Jun 28, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would you not bunt here?

by ACgiant97 on Jun 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

So

Why isn’t Nate PR?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate who?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s too fast.

by Chro on Jun 28, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

alphabetical priority. R precedes S.

by FPTV on Jun 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait. Scott is the PR? WTF.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

preparing for double switch for defensive upgrades!!

by natey-nate on Jun 28, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

beat you to that WTF

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

@#$%^! those last two looked hittable

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Pablo would get a hit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god incoming hit and run attempt into DP

by natey-nate on Jun 28, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s called eyewash, Kuip

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand’s such a gamer that he’s already dirty after having been in the game for only 30 seconds.

by kdl on Jun 28, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That was Kruk & Kuip. I can’t take credit for it, except that they were serious.

by kdl on Jun 28, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gamer =

White guy who sucks at baseball but always has a good attitude.

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just looks like Pablo is late on it, WTF pablo

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

hard shot in the second.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 28, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

walk in his second plate appearence

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LD% tells the story

25% 2008
19% 2009
17% April
20% May
11% June

QED

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m the last person to whine

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I think I have figured it out.

Bruce Bochy hates the Giants.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand gets dirty

yes guys we know. That does not make a ballplayer.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

good at bat for Pablo, get the hit

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s also a terrible base runner.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep fighting Pablo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

kung fu panda?

naaaa

And Posey is having amother great game.

by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish adrian gonzalez was on our team.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

If only he knew how to play catcher!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure why you’d give Panda anything near the strike zone. I’d be throwing them at his shoulders.

by nofreetime on Jun 28, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Zambrano placed on restricted list, to recieve "treatment"

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=5337778

Anger Managament?
Drug Program?

YOU DECIDE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

can being Carlos Zambrano be treated?

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

currently, there is no cure to being diagnosed as Carlos Zambrano.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand for some coke!

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

sex reassignment therapy

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

drug management

where can i keep this, man?

And Posey is having amother great game.

by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 pitch at bat for panda, will wonders never cease?

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

/Dunston shakes his head in disgust

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a pretty epic at-bat

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

ScottInMarin disagrees!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

12 pitches now? Wow.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jun 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

panda handing out souvenirs

by natey-nate on Jun 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEA PABLO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Panda

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ETHIER

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!!!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

WOWZA

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOOOOOOO

PABLO!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha!

Right in the nuts.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Ethier.

by kdl on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Pablo!

Ethier could have caught that, I think

Thanks Andre!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He had to play it safe there...

If he had missed, a run would’ve scored. There’s still a chance the Dodgers get out of this, given the Giants LOL on offense.

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was ripped

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO!! FUCK YEAH

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Very surprised that didn’t get caught

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

False

DeRosa v Halladay

Or Torres’s bases-loaded walk in the game we lost late to the phillies.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

A million apologies.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahem – “for Panda”

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sulks away.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Eli have a pretty epic at bat recently?

by kdl on Jun 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, it was like 11 pitches and ended in a homer.

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by mymclife on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve since learned that we’re only talking about Panda at bats here, but that was my favorite of the year.

by kdl on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kaz Matsui vs. Brian Wilson?

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jun 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scottinmarin approved AB

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA

No DP from Renteria, please.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Wrong

lol

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just dropped in to say GREAT AB.

Back to writing.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

What are you writing for Niners Nation tomorrow?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I’m final drafting a fiction story I’ve been working on. After tonight, it’s just cleanup. Then I try to get the darn thing published all legit-like.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDA!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ETHIER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Man

That would have been a pretty epic DP though.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand

You lucky fucking moron

by DFARowand on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

I log onto the gamethread and look what happens.

Hold on, I’m about to log off and log back on again.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Ethier

So that’s where your abysmal UZR came from

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Can Rent buy an RBI?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

or maybe even rent an RBI?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

he doth protest too much

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

need dingerz

Gar

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I really think Pablo is gonna have an awesome second half

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jun 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

i demand production here

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

great at bat by Panda. good swings. didn’t go out of the zone.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll trade a DP for a run here.

by nofreetime on Jun 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard it. She spoke it.

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the infield pulled in or at DP depth?

by nofreetime on Jun 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT MOTHERFUCKING LA!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller sighting?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip is already predicting a double play for Bengie.

by Natto on Jun 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

He is not wrong.

Do they PH for Molina?

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

For all that is holy

Pinch hit for Molina next.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Baggs
Pablo Sandoval finishes a 12-pitch at-bat with a laser shot single to RF. Runners at corners, 0 out. GIDP scores tiebreaker. (Just sayin’)

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Baggs, they got 2 outs but no one scored!

by kdl on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING FAIL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo, you’re fucking stupid

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my fucking god

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT TOADFUCKERY WAS THAT?

FUCK IT ALL

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval can’t help the DP

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK GIANTS

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

See.

That’s why Ethier’s play was a good one. take the sure out, let the Giants do the rest.

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

oops

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by timmeh on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

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Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

did anybody else hear flemming say that “even a double play ball here would put the Giants ahead…”?

by FPTV on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

You are fucking stupid Pablo

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh

So is that the last possible way to hit into a double play?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

appropriate response

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Reaction from Huff says it all

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

And whiteside

AND Rent

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like the entire team seemed to have the same reaction. That was amazingly stupid.

Back in the doghouse with you, Panda.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WHAT THE FUCK!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

what the fuck was Pablo doing?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I kinda like how the rest of the team seemed a little pissed at him

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

thought Rowand was going?
lol tricked up pablo

by natey-nate on Jun 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

not where that ball was hit. It’s on Pablo.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We lose

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish we got a traditional double play right there

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip: "So now it's up to Molina"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by JeffWondersWhy on Jun 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY DID HE GO TO SECOND BASE I DON’T UNDERSTAND

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he thought Rowand wasn’t stopping. I don’t know why he thought that, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have absolutely no idea what to say, don’t even talk to Pablo, jeeze

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m still astounded as to what kind of toad fuckery went on there.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, I’m still trying to figure out what happened..

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone should teach Pablo how to play baseball. I think it would really help his game

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

big money

bigmoneybigmoneybigmoneybigmoney

And Posey is having amother great game.

by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I am speechless.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail, Bengie.

Fail.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

lol hackin

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT PABLO!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

What did Miller have to say about that last turn of events?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SWINGING AT?

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I have no idea how Molina made contact with that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

DO

NOT
FUCKING
SWING
AT
THAT

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Elbow seeker

@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

with plenty of time…

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck it all

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Well shit

Yeah I’d boo too.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU GIANTS

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFF

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

This team is doing everything they can to lose

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Blake dives at third, gets up… And walks it across the diamond to get Bengie at first

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Good.

Bengie continues to drill the fact that he SHOULD NOT BE PLAYING into Bochy’s head.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Blake dives, gets up, talks to Furcal a bit, points at somone in the stands, flicks the ball to first, and Molina is out by a yard.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Forgot the part where he got garlic fries.

by speckops on Jun 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And returned for seconds, and then got a beer to wash them down.

by speckops on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And watched the replay of the DP

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/adjusts his cup, bangs alyssa milano, smokes a joint, takes a nap, and runs the ball to first

by DFARowand on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

boo

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Your mother on Jun 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

that broke my heart

And Posey is having amother great game.

by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck everything

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers score in this inning

Giants lose

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

up

shut

And Posey is having amother great game.

by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You called it.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHHHHHHH

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we just give up on Bengie Molina now?

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

He has no redeeming qualities on the baseball diamond

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably blocks runners pretty well at the plate. LOL FAT

by speckops on Jun 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREE BUSTER

or even Whiteside for that matter

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL JOKE

Even the dodgers were impressed there.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

...

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey All

How’s the game been? :)

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

fat

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fat

and slow

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You haven’t missed anything.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

The Giants have now into every single type of double play imaginable

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

morbidly obese

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

We aren’t losing

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game?

What game?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that was a horrible half inning

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

We tied it though.

by speckops on Jun 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's how horrible it was

I hated that inning even with that happening

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB network guys laughing at Giants

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

As they should be

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

BENGIE’S OFFENDED

by Josh L on Jun 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slo mo? Music?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not nearly enough.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

We deserve to lose

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was one of the most deflating things I have seen recently.

That White Russian is sounding pretty good right now.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiskey and Cocaine, you say?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

won't numb the pain enough.

A shot of heroin might do it.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BENGIE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Per Jeff Fletcher
When 3B CBlake had to dive to snag that grounder, #sfgiants fans got excited at a possible IF hit … til they remembered Bengie hit it.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like them to tie to give UBLOLDO the ND and then lose. Please.

by speckops on Jun 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

In whole or in part, the Giants are fart.
No championships will they win
For their play is a sin
Squandering talent from their various arms
GODDAMMIT WILL MY NEIGHBORS KID PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP I DON’T CARE IF YOUR MOM ONLY BREAST FEEDS YOU ONCE A DAY GO TO HELL YOU LITTLE SHIT

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

damn thing is still making noise?

Is it up or down stairs. You should start banging on shit.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Downstairs. Neighbors leave their windows open all night… found out it’s because the mom is trying to both ween and Ferberize her 18 month old. Ferberize = let her scream it out, don’t go right to her when she cries at night. Ween? Apparently, she gives her the breast during the day and only the bottle at night. Confused baby is confused. “Die in a fire”-worthy parents are “die in a fire”-worthy.

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Giants are fart.

Might add this to my sig

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s true at a deep level

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look on the bright side. Rowand’s in the game now!

by kdl on Jun 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

/ends life

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

and probably wont be hitting

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was nearly as fail as what the dodgers did last night.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, the haters win this round

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Sorry, best employee at Sterling Cooper.

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t even…begin to understand what happend..

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Flannery! Our offense is shit, send him home

by ACgiant97 on Jun 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Our pitchers don’t

by ACgiant97 on Jun 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't, never have

I thought he should have sent Freddy on that Huff hit earlier.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda FUCK YOU

Bengie FUCK YOU

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

hotel internet is too slow for video… :(

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

that's okay. Pablo did a Ruben Rivera impression

Molina is FUCKING A FAT SLOW BASTARD OF A MOTHER FUCKING ASS.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

A game on NBC/KMAX

I wonder if Jon Miller will breakout a Vin impression.

@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I just watched the reactions of Rent and Eli. Classic.

by kdl on Jun 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

So the Dodgers are going to score

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

We already confirmed this, expect some passed ball action.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have to play Rowand

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm ro's the best defensive CF in the league torres go to RF

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

bork

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

why, to accomodate rowand running for nate schierholtz, of course. schierholtz may have accidentally run home when pablo started for second.

by FPTV on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid

pandas they already extinct cause the dumb animals only eat bamboo

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

....

HI!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

i meant endangered , i feel like pablo right now

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you say so

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If dolphins are so smart,

why do they live in igloos?

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up kid

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

just don’t groove one to Ethier

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
If the Giants actually win this game, I’m not sure how I’m gonna write the story. This offense is just painful to watch.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I would be too!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have to sympathize

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, no shit.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m reallllly not sure how this is any different than the past few years

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's your lead!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mics are picking up some kids heckling Belisario.

by Natto on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I would have moved Huff to 1B

brought Nate to play RF, Rowand to LF
Panda to 3B, Uribe to SS and taken Edgar out

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

But that makes to much sense

bork bork bork

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have acquired a real offense

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defensive substitutions down the stretch

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

should be the everyday lineup

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time Aaron Rowand plays CF while Torres plays a corner, God kills a kitten

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

And borks all star manager credentials are certified.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

every day Johnny Bowker spends in AAA another puppy drowns.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time molina starts a nation starves.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah!!

A nation of Giants fans starves for BUSTER!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

And wonders what its like to have a catcher that picks runners off and actually blocks balls.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Molina OPS WATCH

.640

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s .632 now including this game LOL BENGIE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What will bork say when it sinks below 600 in a few weeks?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

veteran savvy mm hm

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm just expirmenting with swings

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The way he handles the staff compensates for his “slump” at the plate.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

.637

ESPN does live stat updates, but I posted that too early.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

veteran grit

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that’s a stat that exaggerates his worth.

Cuttingbait on him is risk-free at this point, because he can only rebound to what he was, which wasn’t very good to begin with.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller speaking comically about the Giants and double plays.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

The only silver lining in the last DP..

is listening to Jon Miller’s commentary about it.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

he is the greatest

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d love to hear Jon Miller unplugged. How many f-bombs would he drop?

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

none

too professional. but if he said what he really thought it would hurt

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla would be hilarious if this wasn't an important moment

Every time he releases a pitch his body language says “I have no freaking idea where this pitch is going.”

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Approaching midnight in Minneapolis...

tell me why I should stay up to watch this game unravel further.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jun 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants aren't losing yet?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it's clear

they’re done scoring for the night.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jun 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Broxton tonight

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go to Bed!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

move out of the twin cities

or don’t — only the twins gidp more than the giants

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's scoreboard watch

Beats watching the Giants play. Hell, let’s watch Rusty The Mechanical Man.

by Your mother on Jun 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

All right, I’m going to bed. I can’t take it anymore. ’Night all.

by kdl on Jun 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

too much excitement? night

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is such a lie

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

’Night.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad feelings

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

now

watching how to tie a bow tie

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

I stabbed my finger with a sewing machine, and it was less painful than that last inning.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

The giants find ways to make 2 outs with one swing than bork could ever dream of.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are your typing

and not seeking medical attention?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh, you*

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going very slow and my foot went off presser immediately

Nonetheless, sewing rocks, although it is quite painful to learn.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 28, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The weird thing is...

…following this team for the past twenty-five years, that inning was awful and painful, but doesn’t make the top 100 painful moments. I think I’m developing fan calluses.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, not even close, didn’t raise my blood pressure

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just shocked

that this team is competitive.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL the old double headers at C’stick . they’d have Disaster throw the pitches for the "Long’s Drug long ball contest between games.

by Bar None on Jun 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I hate Manny so much

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

If Manny only hits singles, I’d be ok with that.

by Natto on Jun 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing

by nofreetime on Jun 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

shoulda beaned him

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Jeff Weaver still in the game?

If so, I would like to invite him to go back to the 80s high school movie that he came from.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

surprised they arent running for maneur

by mlb22 on Jun 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

short bench

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 28, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like Belliard should start at first base for the Giants

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

manny and panda are very similar

panda needs to lose some weight

And Posey is having amother great game.

by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

He's over 300 now

Needs to be at the most 260.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

new rule

I dont give a fuck about Sandoval’s weight as long as his BA is higher than it.

by apistat on Jun 28, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

The moment he’s back to above .300 and slugging in the 5’s I’ll be back on the panda band wagon.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ill say this now

he could be great with less weight.
No Jest

And Posey is having amother great game.

by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The weight is certainly not helping.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

then why does he have the weight?

he is a big leaguer. he needs discipline in many aspects

And Posey is having amother great game.

by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll have to hit .350 in a couple years to keep you happy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 350 lbs includes the knee braces

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s kind of a broken record about it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup. i dont see any advantages to his weight

i dont think he would lose too much power

And Posey is having amother great game.

by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should dread gains.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

GO CASILLA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

cross out the guy with the blue SF next to the dodger fan for craps sake.

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jun 28, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

this

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jun 28, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

baserunning blunders need to always have one of two things:

1) Jon Miller commentary
2) Yackety Sax

by apistat on Jun 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

just

noticed russel jerseys had shorter sleeves

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ruben Rivera Pablo Sandoval was the only man in the ballpark apparently who did not know what just happened.”

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cameraman looks like Jon Lovitz

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT play Santiago

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play by Casilla, good job getting 1

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Great play Casilla

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

That was very ugly, but ok I guess

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla does not work fast

But he seems to field his position well.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

surprising,

because he seems to end up in position more suitable for cheerleading than fielding

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice play

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Not too much on the throw by Rent.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

That would have been a DP had Molina been hitting

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

its like moving a glacier

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

I was choosing between glacier and continent. You’re an optimist.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

good play

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

there's still an out to go

this isn’t the giants lineup we’re facing

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

well, with the Giants, 1 out is basically all three. I get confused now.

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats a base hit if he doesnt get it

by DFARowand on Jun 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LONG GAME IS LONGGGGGGGG

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea, who knows, kinda want to get a work out in tonight

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate manroidz

But singles are better than dingerz and 5 RBI nights.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

/death

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So... Runzler?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cringing

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I dont want to see Loney this inning please

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

this wont end well will it?

by natey-nate on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

and that’s the ballgame

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Allllllrighty…. time to lift tonight

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Game Over

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

OF FUCKING COURSE

AND FROM THE DOUCHE BAG

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate that guy

Likes: SF Giants, NY Jets, Miami Heat, Knicks, Warriors, Syracuse
Dislikes: Dodgers, Lakers, LeBitch, Celtics, Patriots Dolphins, Phins fans
Adoptive Parent of: Travis Ishikawa, best pinch hitter in the MLB

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course it was Blake

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I FUCKING HATE CASEY BLAKE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That was fun while it lasted

Hopefully this game brings about some much-needed changes on this team, like REMOVING FUCKING MOLINA FROM THE GODDAM FUCKING LINEUP.

I’m going to bed.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Casey Blake so much.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

was that from just now?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like it.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the Pablo base running error

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

that

was quick

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

save this

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOUD NOISES

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sums up my entire feelings about this game.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That, too.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This could be used multiple times a game.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

should start every thread

by Bar None on Jun 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This should be green.

But shouldn’t exist.

But it tells us all we need to know about the Giants playing baseball games.

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell’s reaction is perfect

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside’s is great, too.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

good night everybody

by Unitard on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, yea, great pitch Casilla, RIGHT OVER THE FUCKING PLATE, and high, what the fuck do you expect Casilla

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, fuck.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is ass

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

should’ve taken the open bag

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants baseball:

Please make it stop. I’ll tell you whatever you want to know

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Also would’ve accepted.

Please make it stop. I’ll

do whatever you want
do anything you want. Anything.

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL us

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean, Casey Blake

Stupid crap

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The advertisers sure do love all those giants DP's

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

What do we do?

We don’t want the Giants to lose, but they don’t want to win…

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

My LA friends were already saying to much shit about the lakers now this :’(

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodnight

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

MUST THINK OF A NEW WAY TO DP!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m scared

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But guys we have two more ....

Nope we’re boned.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla did not have the great fastball tonight.

Not enough swing and missing.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

1-5

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like a series win from the giants at least… haven’t seen one for a while

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Haven’t seen a HR in a while

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, I’m going to bed if nothing happens in the bottom of the 8th.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jun 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Go ahead and get your jammies on now, and save yourself the time.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers bullpen is in pretty bad shape.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

The same could be said for the Giants offense

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much This

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, ten pitch innings?

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

13

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Nothing helps a bullpen recover quickly than the Giants lineup.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t really matter against this team.

by Natto on Jun 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers bullpen Giants’ offense is in pretty bad shape.

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict a quick 1-2-3 8th and 9th…

This team is pathetic and I am pathetic for investing so much energy to it.

by nofreetime on Jun 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

lets do the math

it takes around 8 innings for the giants to get 2 runs, and we need 3 in 2 innings….

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jun 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

what is the statistical probability of the Giants scoring 2 runs in the 8th and 9th?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

why

does CHN have a nicer score board

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno. Why?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am gonna go stare at the box scores from June 11th thru the 14th.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, I'm late.

Why the shit was Blake given a fastball with AJ Failure on deck?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

see good thing we pinch ran rowand.

by FPTV on Jun 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm timing this inning...

I’m going to guess the Giants get out of this inning in less than 10 minutes.

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WHO SHOULD HAVE PR FOR BURRELL TO BEGIN WITH.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

you sound like my ex-girlfriend.

whatever: you already fucked up so badly I don’t care what you do to try to redeem yourself.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

How to be, Nate.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice Nate!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Good start

And queue the DP…

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm just the messenger

Dude

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were you really surprised?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And this is surprising?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bellasario going for the 2 inning 15 pitch save

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Press in dire situations

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL US

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Giants

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

classic

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

of course

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY I’LL JUST GO FUCK MYSELF

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

k, this made me LOL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a joke, right?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Right?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is the record for Double Plays in one game?

by natey-nate on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I would guess 9 or 10.

by nofreetime on Jun 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

7

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Was Torres not running full speed?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course that happened

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHER OF A FUCK

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

This team is really cool

Good thing the tickets keep selling LOL B&S

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw, Fuck, Andres!

What was I telling you about that rotational hitting bullshit?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

lol… everyone knows he’ll be hitting .220 by the end of the season.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember when we had good Andres Torres

That was cool

Likes: SF Giants, NY Jets, Miami Heat, Knicks, Warriors, Syracuse
Dislikes: Dodgers, Lakers, LeBitch, Celtics, Patriots Dolphins, Phins fans
Adoptive Parent of: Travis Ishikawa, best pinch hitter in the MLB

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jun 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckin' Magnets

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hear there’s something called small ball, wouldn’t know though

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

why no bunt, no hit and run?

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jun 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

why would you bunt if you need two runs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

A:

because you are Bruce Bochy

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A

why am i listening to this bullshit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

One thing I like

The way Freddy takes inside balls. Always flopping around.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

he looks like he just saw a snake

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

5th double play.

10 of 27 available outs have come on 5 singular plays.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

More impressive really because you can’t record more than one an inning. But if you could, the Giants would do it!

by speckops on Jun 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dog is currently trying to hump a beach towel. I am confused.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

and your dog isn’t?

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jun 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

be glad it wasn’t a beach ball

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a metaphor for the Giants offense.

by The Blargh on Jun 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s a sign it’s time to go to bed.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

More intriguing than this game

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is

He’s piling up towels for maximum humpability. It’s not working, but he keeps trying.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dude needs love too i guess

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confused

or jealous

And Posey is having amother great game.

by JohnnyDangerously on Jun 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

we should have a double play counter

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

kinda like how they have one for splash hits

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY SHOULD COUNT OPPOSING TEAM SPLASH HITS TOO

by Natto on Jun 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, since we wont see many

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leagues worst offense is leagues worst offense

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

The Astros are the worst offense

By a longshot.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, not close.

Seattle is pretty bad for a team that uses a DH, too.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you Giants…you assholes.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING WRONG TIME MAN

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

the right time would probably be next week, seriously

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFU

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude. NOT COOL.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck you

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOUR POKEMONZ TEAM

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

Nobody care about your fucking fantasy team.

by pwoper on Jun 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

get the fuck out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

verbal abuse

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

FUCK YOU.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

only hope is the bad Dodger bullpen

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants offense is worse

as shown by last inning.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

No broxton tonight

But I’m sure justin miller will come in for the 9th for a 5 pitch save.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

spoken like a true giants fan

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean's master plan:
“We can win a division by leading the league in double plays and not beating any of the teams in our division.”

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

direct quote?

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jun 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. He also tweeted this:
@SavvySabes Time sensor lights in the bathroom are the worst. BS

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are too funny

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we sure this isn’t Grant’s account?

by speckops on Jun 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im laughing but Im also chronically depressed

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t matter if we lose to teams in our division, as long as we play well against other teams.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m just curious, do you do this twitter?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

All i have to hear is, “hit on the ground” and i know it’s a double play

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

“Molina on first” does it for me.

by The Blargh on Jun 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina in the lineup does it

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol 3 outs to go

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss Barry Bonds

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss RBI's

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This feels like the start of a lengthy losing streak.

by Natto on Jun 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

And almost the end of the season

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sycophants and positive people will say:

IT’S ONLY JUNE! (It’s basically July)
IT’S ONLY JUNE! (It’s basically July)
IT’S ONLY JUNE! (It’s basically July)
IT’S ONLY JUNE! (It’s basically July)
IT’S ONLY JUNE! (It’s basically July)
IT’S ONLY JUNE! (It’s basically July)
IT’S ONLY JUNE! (It’s basically July)
IT’S ONLY JUNE! (It’s basically July)
IT’S ONLY JUNE! (It’s basically July)
IT’S ONLY JUNE! (It’s basically July)

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ONLY thing that will pull me out of this thought process is if the giants can learn to fucking hit, so i’ve gave up on it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or the middle of a lengthy loosing streak.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

June Swoon.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS A BAD TIME FOR THE YAHOO ADS TO COME BACK ON MLB.TV

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FIVE DOUBLE PLAYS?!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT WE ONLY GROUNDED INTO THREE OF THEM

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy dildo rape. I’ve been here for 20 minutes and seen two.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed that passage of the bible...

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasing records.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Houston’s 63 is impressive given their lack of baserunners

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look Sabes!

The Giants are leading the league in an offense related stat!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, we have a dozen more than the next closest team in the NL. And 40 more than the Padres.

Still 7 behind the Twins, but I’m sure the Giants have made it their goal to try and catch up to them by the end of this series.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

and we want to know why the padres are rolling right now…

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're gonna have to step it up

to break the MLB record of 174.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Postgame notes from Baggs will be interesting tonight

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckword after Fuckword

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wizard people, Dear reader

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s pretty hilarious, and hard to find people who appreciate it

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed at a good portion of it.

The part where he says they exchanged shit eating grins killed me though.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I love that brillance

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we have to use “EFFF” now, whatever the fuck that is

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should see his Twitter feed.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing yet

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants actually win this game, I’m not sure how I’m gonna write the story. This offense is just painful to watch.
The Giants are the slowest team I’ve ever seen in my life. Pat Burrell hits one to the LF wall past Manny and ends up with a single.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm saying in the past 15 minutes

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patience, young PIKA.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, what will be interesting is FP trying to make it all better

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many times will he mention that he played the game?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

why i liked Damon

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even close to being a fan of Bruce, but I’ll take him over FP.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea… i need the animosity… none of this sugar coated bullshit

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVERYTHING’S GOING TO BE OKAYYYYYYY

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha, like STFU dude, obviously there’s a problem, it’s called double plays

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know and I agree. Don’t worry.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, i’m good, i mean, when you’re used to something like this you don’t get pissed

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. We’ve reached the point where we just accept it as reality.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have to at this point

what else are we supposed to do

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really have no idea.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pray

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really. Wish he would just thump it like his Tweets.

by Bar None on Jun 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things that I hope this game does:

Gets Molina out of the lineup.

Convinces Sabean to get a real hitter.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

As if the past few years wasn’t proving that enough

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather we not make any moves.

don’t trust the rental market.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things this game will do

Have molina higher in the order in tomorrow’s game, have rowand in the line up, more GIDP’s.

I’m sure how much longer bork can go with bengie for, it’s to the point where he’s just counting down starts.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELLOOOOOOOOOOO DYE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs Twitter:
.If the Giants actually win this game, I’m not sure how I’m gonna write the story. This offense is just painful to watch.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s putting it nicely as possible.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

so when does pedro sanchez get benched?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

what’s the point of benching him? we’re not going to go anywhere this year unless he gets his swing back.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t play them all.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatever...

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You said you were not going to care anymore.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT PLAY BY HUFF

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate to ask this . . .

but I am on vacation in France, where it is currently 7:20 a.m. And I got up just in time for the Molina at bat to end the 7th. Can someone explain the bizarre double play that preceded that. How is Panda doubled off SECOND on a fly ball out when he was at first? The Dodgers decided to tag him? Oh . . . crap . . . I think I get it. He tried to take second on a ball that Rowand didn’t think was deep enough to score from third.

Is that conceivable?

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s tough to explain, but it was stupid

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what happened

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was so fucking stupid that the people who saw it took place can’t even describe it.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got it.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuckup starts with Rowand not going

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

a good vacation includes not following the Giants for awhile

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t stop watching

by pwoper on Jun 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 times the charm

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants could have also been:

1. Watching the finale of “Lost”
2. That Housewife from NY’s sex tape
3. 2 GIRLS, 1 CUP on the HD screen
4. Highlights of the Giants’ season

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sums up my reaction. I’m seriously so pissed at Panda.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d again.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is unbelievably funny

I cannot stop laughing or watching.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

WATER BUFFALO!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Huff made it look…well, hard

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

BEST ATHLETE ON THE TEAM!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

yay, Huff! he's one of the good ones

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

still trying! i like it!

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

He just stole your bit, Rowand.

You can go now.

by apistat on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

huff threw that like their was 3 outs

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice catch, Huff!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice Play

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff!

Hey he can crash into walls! WHAT A GRITTY GAMER!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff=Casey Blake

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Loney.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

come back

:)

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Also let Rowand PH for him.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

err

You know what I mean.

Fuck.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants come from behind walk off in the 9th inning?

Not sice 04.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it does, i'll gladly streak through downtown Moraga

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will..

but it may take a week’s worth of games.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Line-out
Uribe homers
Walk
Walk
Walk
Double play

by kingofthacove on Jun 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really want the Giants to win

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I’ve never had a girlfriend who was as much of a bummer as the girlfriend in beer commercials. And I used to date goths.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently all girlfriends in beer commercials are Meg Griffin.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s why she wasn’t on the list.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of double play will it be this inning?

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

triple play

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The game ending rather than inning ending kind.

by speckops on Jun 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Batter strikes out, Ellis attempts to throw out a baserunner but the ball goes into the outfield. Runner gets thrown out at third.

by Natto on Jun 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

we will find a way to hit into a quadruple play thus starting tommorow’s game with one out

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect that the 9th will stink of whatever.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

The only thing good about this 9th will be that it will be over quickly…

by nofreetime on Jun 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

7 pitch 9th for justin miller.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet shot with the plane going in that moon shot

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL. Tied a record for most DPs fielded for Dodgers in a single game.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Why don't the Giants get bloop singles?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

The baseball gods hate the Giants.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

cheating the game

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

balls….

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Dont even put up a fight

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

No it can’t Kuip, Giants offense != Yankee offense

by nofreetime on Jun 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe cocktease HR here?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds giants.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

except last night the dodgers were facing the fucking Yankees with real fucking hitters on their team!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

real everything

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

buster getting ready is like 9 inning too late

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

*innings

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone take 2 strikes

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

pitching around Uribe to get Rowand

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

followed by a GIDP

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFU

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

everything’s falling into place…

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazzy walk

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

See guys

Had Posey started we wouldn’t be in the great position we are in now, with a shot to tie this game in the ninth!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Without molina in the game we'd be down 8-2

Man what a great game he called, and boy did he smoke some swings they just missed the ball!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine huff is destroying some water coolers in the dug out.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t want to say it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

does it rhyme with trouble day

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

everything will be OK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect setup for Scott

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

And here it comes

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott is so excited here

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

MAKE ME CARE ROWAND

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t get too excited, just setting up another DP.

by nofreetime on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

rowand should not be allowed to swing

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, hey, this guy is up

I’m glad he pinch ran

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

PINCH HIT FOR PABLO?? WTF

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

yea… can make that point

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo has been horrible RH

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

so has Rowand

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol rowand

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

/patiently waiting

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m so confused right now, why pinch hit for pablo

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Man on first, One out...

It’s like one of those Saw movies. You know what’s coming.

by WooIsMe on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey for Pablo?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf

buster for pablo?

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

lol pinch hitting for Pablo =(

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

pinch hit for Sandoval?

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

swung at a ball

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Of all the guys to pinch-hit for…

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

pablo is on time-out

by natey-nate on Jun 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

PH for Pablo? Over Scott? Really?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

this is stupid

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

just wait, it can be worse

by Bar None on Jun 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 straight balls and Scott is hacking

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

hacking hacker must hack

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is insane

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants can’t really hit any more

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott said a bad word

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a loud "Fuck" from Rowand

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Pabs cant hit lefties

And rowand just cussed really loud

by Poseyrific on Jun 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

We will definitely lose this game!

by kingofthacove on Jun 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

rowands fuck could be heard in oakland

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

uribe walks on four pitches. rowand promptly goes to 1-2

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

that

was strike 3

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

too far inside

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

ump toying with your emotions

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster for Pablo

It makes perfect sense. Pablo’s a 1st baseman. Buster’s a first baseman. What’s the matter, guys?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

wait, wasn’t buster a catcher?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thought he played SS.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

or closer

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

What are you talking about? If he was a catcher, he’d be catching.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BULLSHIT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might have fallen into something

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

into deep shit

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Scott is in Full Panic Mode right now. My guess is probably.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

What a fine youtube that is.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This at bat is making me fucking nervous

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Double play coming up!

by kingofthacove on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

my god he’s worked the count……

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I might have a heart attack.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

stick your elbow out there scott

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop teasing us, Giants!

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OK

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course they are gonna tease us

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t really pinchhit for Sandoval, please

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

yea, i'll take it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Buster!

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jun 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

fap fap fap

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE DO SOMETHING GOOD BUSTER

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god, Scott.

Don’t do this to me Giants. I know what you are planning. Not with Posey. He is pure.

Please Buster, prove me wrong.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON GERALD

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

waaaa?!!

so Rowand only needed to scream FUCK!!!!! to be good all this time?

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

this is dumb, but go Buster!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

buster come on please.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Not even Buster can save us!

by kingofthacove on Jun 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA!!!!!!

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing Molina’s on-deck!

by kingofthacove on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Why even give buster a pitch to hit? LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to depress me :)

by nofreetime on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seven straight fastballs

to Rowand. Thank you, Dodger pitch selection. Where was the slider a foot outside in the dirt?

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA BUSTER!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

if buster hits a walk-off here i am going to buy a jersey immediately

by natey-nate on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster should just swing for the fences every time. It’s our only chance.

by kingofthacove on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Hitter’s count!

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

i read this as hitler’s count

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which would favor the Dodgers!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

i would let pablo hit for himself and pinch hit buster for molina :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

this

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

How would we get the game ended bases-loaded double play then?

by kingofthacove on Jun 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

And we know the Giants don’t do things like that.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, what a cut by buster

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ONNNNNN BUSTER

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, i have no idea what to say

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

THE ONE TIME I DONT WANT A WALK

by kingofthacove on Jun 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.

by Natto on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woops, I thought Bengie was on deck

by kingofthacove on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

good cut…he’s hanging tough

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

DO IT BUSTER!!!!

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Giants, do the improbable!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

be deeply unlikely — kuo is good

by wcw on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

c'mon G

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

jeeze, unfucking real

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yo Kuo Yo Kuo You Suck At Pit-ching

Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti

by SneakToBetterSeats on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

my God, Huo has filthy stuff.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

need a setup man like that

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAARGH

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

bah

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOO

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah

Well, that’s that.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyygggggggggyhgbvouyt7fuyvgjhvfcgjjfhg

by Uncle Russel on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Gerald. :/

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

well

that was dissapointing

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats why my hopes werent up at all

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Such a tease

Has a pretty good at bat…and then he swings at that.

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by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Chased a bad pitch… damn

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

too bad good at bat kid

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuo is pretty filthy

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Make my day, Renteria

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

close…..

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLZ RENT

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

nvm....assholes

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking shit.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FML

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

got here just in time for the crushing disappointment

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Giants

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

couldnt he have at least given me a few more pitches so that post didn’t look so retarded?

by apistat on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

only one out this time!

by FPTV on Jun 28, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bye

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

cool.

Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WE SUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants go to great lengths to mess with us

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

YEa, fuck off Rent, may want to take a pitch, fuck it all

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD JOB

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FIRST PITCH!!!!

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

well, that was brutal

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck the Giants

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

REALLY RENT?

THE GUY HAS GONE TO 3 BALLS ON EVERY GUY BEFORE YOU AND YOU SWING AT THE FIRST FUCKING PITCH?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like I keep tying shit like this far too often.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

just expect it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should just program it as a macro.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Normally I would agree

But that pitch was literally right down the middle. Renteria’s just not a good hitter.

by RoyaleWithCheese on Jun 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 28, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The only more fitting ending would have been a GIDP…

Seriously, so many chances to score without a big hit.

by nofreetime on Jun 28, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KRUK, “giants offense punched themselves in the stomach” when have i heard that before?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE EVERYTHING

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 28, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

And edgar fpom’s on a fat pitch, yay.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS SHIT

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

This is apparently the magic that is inside.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

..

(depicting my amazement at the Giants’ inability to score runs late in a game)

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

?

i dunno bout that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a excellent at bat, if anything he just got to greedy and hacked at the high stuff. Hard pitch to lay off when you’re in protect mode like that, it was a good pitch at 95.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, that was one of the better at bats of the night, if anything it just makes him better

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That at bat, along with zito’s 7 pitch at bat in the 3rd were the two best of the night.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed, posted good AB ealrier

by Bar None on Jun 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

just sayin’ – not fair to bring him in then.

by Bar None on Jun 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

shoulda been Whiteside?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably. Think Posey needs less pressure at bat right now. Granted, this was the old Buster, finally

by Bar None on Jun 28, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

???

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like he lost some discipline at the plate after the dinger in Cincy.

by Bar None on Jun 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck it

let him deal with it, he’s gotta learn, he’s a professional hitter

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s what has been happening the last few weeks…

by Bar None on Jun 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just let him catch, for fuck’s sake.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO MUCH THIS

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously he’s going to learn to get himself of a slump, he wouldn’t be in the major leagues if he couldn’t hit himself out of it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So like walkoff said

let him catch everyday, that’s only going to help, people go through streaks and slumps, the giants are a VERY streaky team offensively

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed, would love to see it

by Bar None on Jun 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

but yea, i see where you're coming from

just saying that he needs to be in the lineup every day to get more comfortable

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. I mean, at this point, I don’t expect for the Giants to make it to the playoffs. Let Posey get used to catching in the bigs. Trade Molina or let him be the backup (although, I would prefer Whiteside as the backup). Bench Rowand. Have Torres start every game in center. Etc, etc, etc.

Of course, this makes sense, so it’ll never happen.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Molina starts almost every game
/Torres slumps, Rowand keeps playing
/Posey catches more in the bullpen than in actual games

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i don’t expect it either, Whiteside is a decent backup, he’s been fine for the giants. It wont happen though, you’re right, who knows how far away the giants are from turning it on, but my oh my they are FUCKING this shit up badly with their pitching staff the way it is

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fucking hate how fucked up this team is run. Serious toad fuckery. Just … ugh.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s idiotic. I really can’t explain how fucked up it is.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Used to it, i’m a warriors fan, and i ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez, I’m Cal and still find this painful….

by Bar None on Jun 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully Ellison get them. He’ll make Cuban look like the pussy he is.

by Bar None on Jun 28, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes – makes me sad. Been bitching for a stable line-up for a month+ now. We’re going into trade deadline without any real idea where the holes are – some days, it looks like all holes.

by Bar None on Jun 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then whom? Bumgarner?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who do you have to pinch hit, then? Timmy?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blinked--what happened?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Casey fucking Blake beats us, some mediocre asshole hits a home run with 2 outs 2 strikes, maybe someone better figure it out, you need to get these middle of the road assholes out, happens too many times.

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

when was the other time?

Eckstein doesn’t count, because he’s magic.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most leprechauns are.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Down to the wire.

I’m glad we didn’t pull a last night. Good game. See you tomorrow. I’m not trying to talk trash, just a big fan of the match up.

by Skunkburner on Jun 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Giants do it two at a time yo

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would also be a fan of a matchup that my team dominated and where the conclusion was of the ‘foregone’ variety.

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish the Giants would not fuck up so much.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If i see one more magic inside commercial i might lose it. And this commercial pisses me off

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

this

It’s hard to Beat LA when you hit into double plays every inning.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sums it up pretty well.
SF_Giants
  
:(

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the baserunning gaffe we will not soon forget.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah… now is not a good time to show a commercial asking to buy tickets.

by Natto on Jun 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t need to see “It’s Magic Inside” commercials after this game.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

with a side of agony

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

and torture

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA BEAT LA BEAT LA, can't take it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s basically like last year’s “WE’RE IN THIS THING!!!” commercials.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why don't they just put up an add for buying tix

dunno why you have to put all this shit for a commercial to encourage people to buy tix

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t want to go to work tomorrow. My boss is going to make me miserable.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I say just accept that the Dodgers are better than the Giants, but then remind the Dodgers fan that the Dodgers aren’t better than the Phillies.

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, tonight’s one of those nights that you could honestly blame on the young guys, thus cementing the veteran fetishism.

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

World series champion

Actually I’m not sure, I think he lost a bunch with the yankees.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah thats right in 2006, LOL DAVID ECKSTEIN MVP.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need to take two out of three

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The way things are going I’m hoping for one.

by Natto on Jun 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want Molina and Rowand out of the lineup for good.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pinch hitting for Sandoval was fucking stupid.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

A lot of Bochy’s moves are stupid.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is stupid.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

redundant much?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/nods

Free Decker?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Although, I’m still not impressed by his bullpen management. But, meh. He’s still better than Bork.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah…

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it was THAT stupid, he was going to hit from the right side and he’s just looked dowright ugly from the right side.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 28, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Aside from last year, Pablo has never hit well from the right side.

by RoyaleWithCheese on Jun 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s always had a platoon split. Almost everyone does. But worth pinch hitting over? nah

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's his career minor league split

vs. RHP: .324/.360/.490

vs. LHP: .267/.320/.371

by RoyaleWithCheese on Jun 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s about 460 ABs. most of which took place 2+ years ago.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you would definitely have to regress those numbers toward the mean in order for them to have any real predictive value. It’s still a larger than normal platoon split, though.

I guess all I’m saying is that I would rather have Posey hit against a lefty instead of Sandoval. The right answer of course is to let them both hit (pinch hitting Posey for either Rowand or Renteria). But that’s not gonna happen.

by RoyaleWithCheese on Jun 28, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say the giants reached a new low tonight offensively

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

5 double plays in the variety that the twins can’t even imagine.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was this the second 5 DP night in like a week?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it might be the 3rd, didn’t we have one in the boston series and one in the astros series?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game was ugly and embarrassing.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope for the sake of the giants that a lot of national media people weren’t watching.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, i’m saying this season, don’t really care at all about 06-08

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure is awesome that randy winn turns it on for the cardinals :(.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure is awesome that EVERY GIANT TURNS IT ON ELSEWHERE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Bob howry at least maintained his form.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, and then he went to AZ and got LOL’D.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saying, this was FUGLY, and i’ve never been this depressed about something TO A DIVISIONAL OPPONENT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, if you say sir one more time, something might happen

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This This THis

The epic uribe at bat and the game tying home run off heath bell was awesome. Then david eckstein appeared and I died inside.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm, trying to think of a time where i felt the worst i have, and that was

last year against COL. so nevermind

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy hell, man. How old are you?

And, I am not trying to be critical here. There are so many worse offensive performances, devastating losses, etc. Even though this was the Dodgers, there have been worse, and lately.

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

22, and i’m not going to bring up 02, there’s no need to, and offensively? Yea, i’ll go with 06-08 for sure, and 02? don’t want to talk about it. Another could be 2003 vs. Florida in the NLDS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

That…

/thinks about renteria slam game I attended in person

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonds, Kent, Burks.

I miss them.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss offensive fire works every night.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

y'know, Bengie would have hit into a GDP to end the 7th

I don’t blame Panda that much.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 28, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s just unfortunate that molina avoids blame, you can expect him in the line up tomorrow.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the last thing to make me more depressed, Joel Zumaya :(

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFU RADNICH

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t care

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this mccoven shtick or do you guys hate him that much?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really do hate him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t need to hear his LOL WE NEED TO LAUGH LOL schitck after a game like this.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

he really does suck. And he does not seem to like baseball.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a blowhard starfucker, who complains constantly about a job that’s cush beyond imagining, so yeah.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Blah blah blah, why do they keep forcing me out here? Blah blah blah”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i for one don't really care about it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate him.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 28, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito > Lincecum

Tim would not have wrestled a quality start out of what happened in the 2nd inning.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that was a really legit recovery by zito, I was impressed.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmmm.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

oops, this was a response to Zito > Lincecum.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

//shuts off computer.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jun 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So now bengie catches 3 out of every 5 games

Are we gonna have to wait til September before buster catches more than 1 out of every 5 games? I’m sick of this never ending leash, even kruk said its time to “ween the starters” off bengie.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Post game's up.

“Giants throw molotov cocktail at our soul.”

by Every6thDay on Jun 28, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

As an aside, John Ely (tomorrow’s starter for dodgers) Miami Alum

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 28, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

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