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LOL Schierholtz

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate wouldn't be in LF

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good time for a new thread

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Does this thread have good defense in it?

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

As hawk harilson would say

AND THIS ONE IS OVAH!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff Keppinger? WTF.

by out machine on Jun 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

4-0 huh?

:inout:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

SITUATION [LOL ZITO]

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

So about women again

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh...My...GAWD.

Like…again?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just as well.

That last thread was making me dizzy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL @ us for caring about a team that would employ a Borktastic, large headed troglodyte as manager.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Astro's broadcasters talking about

how this has been like the best first and second inning they have had all season.

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jun 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Giants

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS BASEBALL

Realizing the other team’s dream on a game by game basis!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were also talking about cupcakes at one point. That’s what happens when you’re having their kind of season.

by techsig12 on Jun 23, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's too nice out to watch this game right now

arrrghh giants why must you ruin my evening plans you arses

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, awesome

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol soccer fans...

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jun 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BBBBRRRRZZZZ

God damn that is funny, thanks for making my day.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actual LOL

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like that one time.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOBRZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Can't stop LOLOLOLOLing

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guffaw

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walk more batters and give up more hits to the pitcher, Barry!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I recall zito tossing 7 scoreless innings here

Clearly we needed derosa’s defense in left.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SHIT, A BASEBALL GAME IS ON

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

What this means...

The Giants will need to score at least 5 runs in order to win this game.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Will not happen

Unless a eli whiteside grand slam is in order.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford boxes!

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

win the inning you mean

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

At least good Andres is back.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay for MLB At Bat

Can listen to the game during a break while on vacation. Of course, I’ll be way behind you monkeys, but it’s my first baseball in almost a week.

And also, SHIFT A.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

/throws a banana at you

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN'T BE ON A BREAK AND ON VACATION

DAMN YOU….

/vacations make me angry.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL vacation from your vacation!

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meant to be spent alone.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

A break in fun (to let the kids rest up for one more afternoon of fun).

Need a beer now, though.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard that the Maui Brewing Coconut Porter is the best beer ever.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been enjoying a few of the local brews, but haven’t seen that one. I’ll look for it tonight.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

and you are in Hawaii…..so angry………must drink beer.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm taking a vacation

FROM MY PROBLEMS

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for you, son.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a death trip I ain’t automatic
you won’t find me just staying static
don’t you give me any orders
for people like me there is no order
bet you thought you had it all worked out
bet you thought you knew what I was about
bet you thought you solved all your problems
but you are the problem
the problem is YOU

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you don’t want to ruin your vacation by listening to this game.

(Also, hi!)

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

this x1000

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jun 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

(but only one hi)

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jun 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You also don’t have the kids changing the channel during the game.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOLPHINS!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOLPHIN PEE!

Seriously, though, that was hella cool to get a ride from a wolphin.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are the manager, what do you do?

1 – pull Zito because he obviously doesn’t have it and you will surely lose if he stays in but jeopardize your future due to lack of days off and exhausting the bullpen.

2 – let the wolves feed on Zito for a few more innings and hope for the best

3 – shoot yourself in the head and hope that your replacement stops starting Molina because this is clearly all his fault.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

4. Put in eli whiteside because he's a better hitter than bengie molina

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

and catcher

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

5. Whatever you do, forget that Buster Posey is ready to play.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

6. Pretend posey is injured, not ready to catch major league pitching

I seem to recall a barn burner in Cincinnati where buster caught the entire team and was flawless and we won a bullpen battle, APPARENTLY THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN!.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

2

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

masturbate

using my tears as lubricant.

by Norcalnappy on Jun 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew.

Looked kinda out.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Pickoffs

4 run lead. oops.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ASTROS

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Berkman

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cue the circus music

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what you get for keep throwing over.

by Natto on Jun 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo. Go Torres.

by Chro on Jun 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK YEA TORRES

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Trade for that guy!!!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Astros

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Brett Myers' own desire?

A funeral pyre built higher and higher?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t you wanna know why they keep starting Myers?!?!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to know why the worst parts of the swings of Rowand and Sandoval are now inherent in Uribe.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan, do you even see the eyechart?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on baby light my Myers

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MOLE

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Mole

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

It’s not a mirror image of the first inning, but it’s darn close.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive out

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Or this game

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or ever.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jun 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brett Myers

He can beat his wife, but can he beat the Giants?

@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

2 times Andres has been at 2B with no one out. About to be stranded again.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s because the players took 25 cabs to the yard.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

this team needs to be more environmentally conscious.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jun 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLribe

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Made him look stupid

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Juan...

hard regressin’

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

ALL STAR SS URIBE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants suck

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, fuck

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

4-0 final?

Looking like it.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

You know how the pen is

Lights out in a blow out, brad lidge in a close game.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, now

You give the Giants too much credit

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

acid?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think at this point

It’s safest to have all MCC people drop all Giants players from their fantasy teams.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

but mota...

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jun 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drop, like , Lady Gaga.

And Juan “SandoWand” Uribe

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

This playoff season

Some team is gonna give out 50k of these to their fans. Bank on it.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was actually thinking exactly the same thing.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jun 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know

but that isn’t 50k, and those were teeny little kazoos. I’m talking the real deal big ones. prolly cost the team 50k or so, but whatever.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Anarchy Division approRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the 21st century rally monkey.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it is part of McCoven culture

but we do have some sort of almost league average offense sort of. We could still score enough to win.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

How many times have they overcome a 4 run deficit this year?

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

noob?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I thought you were someone else.

screen jumped when I was looking at my potato chips

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

:skakefist:

stupid screen jumps

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

After 162 games are played, this offense will not be middle of the pack by any measure.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which direction will they not be middle of the pack? Remember, bork bork bork.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they will end up between 12th and 14th

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that where they are currently?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not according to OPS+, apparently

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Currently 12th in runs scored….

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

-2 wRAA

good for 10th.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 23, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

they’re 4 points of wOBA from being tied for 5th. The 5th-13th offenses in the NL are within 10 points of wOBA from each other

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 23, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will they finish with between 78 and 80 wins?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

They will and up with about 83 or so

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

They’ll win like 79.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Compared to the PCL MLE's

The SF Giants will probably be middle of the pack.

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

/vuvuzella spam

Helsp me forget bengie molina is on this team.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

also, whiskey.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jun 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love me some Jd

But I consult my inner timmy to ease giants LOLs off my mind.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBBBBRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/random british play by play man in his own home studio calling the game

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/butchers every name possible

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s amazing.

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Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jun 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Incredible

After clicking that thread I thought for a second the giants were winning.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're doomed!

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jun 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda want this.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

I just hope they’re not brought to the yard.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jun 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that would get annoying fast.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd blow it.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 23, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

NHL awards show finally over

So time for Giants baseball. And seriously, it’s only the third inning?

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

any of our guys win anything?

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Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jun 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

Ortmeyer was the only one up for anything (Masterton Trophy – player who showed the most dedication to hockey, usually after suffering some horrible injury or life threatening condition; the guy who won this year lost his infant son to SIDS or something like that).

There were a few funny moments. There was a sketch with Bobby Ryan and Ryan Getzlaf that poked fun at their Olympic rivalry which was pretty hilarious (especially with Getzlaf’s refusal to take off his hat because of his bald spot). Pavel Datsyuk’s attempt at speaking English is always funny. There was this great exchange between Edzo and Jeremy Roenick: “Hey Jeremy, I bet $50 that you wouldn’t cry while awarding the trophy.” “You had it easy with Doc. You’d all cry too if you had to listen to Mike Millbury for four hours!”

But the funniest was Henrik Sedin when he won MVP: “Thanks to Daniel [his identical twin brother and teammate] – there’s no way you can tell me you’re the better player right now.”

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

THe real winner was Mike Fisher

marrying Carrie Underwood

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Mike Comrie, marrying Hilary Duff. Or Mike Modano, who married Willa Ford.

Hockey players named Mike seem to be doing pretty well in the hot, famous wife category.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 23, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT, HILARY DUFF IS MARRIED???????

wtf

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

She gives post-proposal blowjobs

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, she’s engaged. Remember those infamous blowjob engagement pictures?

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 23, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is true

Turn off safe search and have a look

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve never heard of it?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I feel like I should have though

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s crazy is this chick is 23 and she’s already engaged? REALLY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, it’s nothing, really.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is what Hillary said

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw it... well, she's doin somethin down there

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Counting pubic hairs

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

picking out the fleas

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 23, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOA, WAIT WHAT????

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, i kinda think that's hilarious, engaged at 23 years old... huh?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hunter Pence <3 Katy Perry

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Not many people know this, but her popular song “I Kissed A Girl” is about her first encounter with Hunter Pence.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jun 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now 13-1 thanks to garbage over-rated john lackey

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This photo looks fantastic when viewing this page in Hit4TheCycle’s vuvuzela mode

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

NNNNNNNNNNNNNot Lincecum

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 23, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

the karate kid did not need jaden smith.

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Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jun 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

if there’s no mr. miyagi, it’s not the karate kid.

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Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jun 23, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zombie Miyagi

BRAINS ON!
BRAINS OFF!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, c’mon. The kid was pretty good in that. Way better than that puss Ralph Macchio.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 23, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ZITO HEATER

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Trivia question

Can you name the last 2 SF starting pitchers to defeat the same opening day starter 3 times in one season?

by Natto on Jun 23, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Livo the other?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schidmt maybe? Peavy or something

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woody.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Gardner

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm hear to being the Giants some luck

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 23, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Good luck or bad luck?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your ears should help

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that the bad grammer luck?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I here that

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
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John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

The padres are the luckiest fucking team

God I cannot stand them, to bad the giants can’t get by with scratch ass baseball.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Surprising with that lineup

They always manage. Sometimes it’s just better to be lucky than unlucky.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It helps when you have a 90's reds status bullpen

They have 4 different RP’s on that staff that would be an incredible upgrade at the setup role for us.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO PABLO, HIT A HR

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Meaning a human resource person

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heavy Republican

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WORKS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELL NAH, GET A HOME RUN

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO PABLO SWING AT BALLS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO PABLO FLY OUT WEAKLY TO LF!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN YOU PABLO!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift Ayyyyyyyyyy

What a disaster. Down 4-0 and both Renteria and Molina have reached base

by DFARowand on Jun 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Giants

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not sure if this has been brought up yet, but what’s the general consensus here on Pablo’s pre-at-bat routine? Annoying? Don’t care?

by deuce deuce on Jun 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Pointless and even more inspiration for pitchers to throw him trash

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mind it when he is hitting

Watching him do that before hacking at slop annoys me

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he’s hitting, he can ride to the plate on a llama for all i care.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jun 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

POKEMONZ!! Best pickup in a while

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL – me too. Just picked him up last night in time for today’s game.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 23, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you Team Tendons

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta take what I can. My team has been on a steep decline over the last couple weeks.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 23, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to pick him up

But my last two spot starters have been disasters

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trivia answer

Cain vs Peavy in 06
Lincecum vs Oswalt this year

by Natto on Jun 23, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

how do you know that?

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Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jun 23, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just said the answer.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clever girl….

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 23, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Cain getting WINZ

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Zito doesn’t have his curve tonight.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

I’m not sure if the weather is a lot hotter tonight, I was shocked at timmys lack of sweating last night.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but Bengie still has his fat

So there’s still that

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FAT

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Good God

Molina is so fat and lazy.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh look, another passed ball

So, are we still not wishing injury upon him?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck, Bengie

Nice block, you ass

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

No tv, should a competent catcher have blocked that?

by out machine on Jun 23, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks. Flem was not offering any editorial, at all. I guess if you don’t have anything nice to say…

by out machine on Jun 23, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate it when it squirts away

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito can go for four strikeouts in an inning now!

by Natto on Jun 23, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Two away!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 23, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU MOLINA

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Assumptions (cont'd)

Nah, I won’t.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

"We beat a great pitcher last night, going with the same line up"

MORON RETARD IDIOT DIP SHIT DROP THE FUCKKING MANAGING FOR DUMBIES AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

My apologies

Bork rage causes increased typing speeds / high blood pressure

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need to get a legion of mccoven at AT&T

and boo the living shit out of molina every time he does something we don’t approve of.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MOLINA

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got home..

WHERE THE FUCK IS POSEY!?!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

RESTING BECAUSE HE NEEDS REST… BECAUSE HE RESTED YESTERDAY… AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT…

…wait

by deuce deuce on Jun 23, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S RESTING HE'S BANGED UP WE NEED OUR BEST OPTION IN BENGIE ON THE FIELD

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

LOL Bengies arm

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

God dammit Molina. What was that?

by deuce deuce on Jun 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

When was the last time Molina did something positive defensively?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 23, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Too recent and factual! Needs more snark!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 23, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

2006

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Better.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 23, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alice in chains – fairy tale love story

Bruce bochy and bengie molina.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Zito

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BURRELL!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

It didn’t take much to get me off the Burrell wagon.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 23, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brett Meyers?

Done.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 23, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was actually down about the whole thing

I wasn’t buying the sample size shenanigans

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was never on the Burrell wagon.

LOL HES ONLY GOING TO BE A PINCH HITTER OFF THE BENCH

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still on the Burrell Wagon

It’s not a great wagon, but I still think it’s better than the JuggerNate Wagon, and it’s WAY better than the Rowand Wagon.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm done

Goodnight

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Burrell

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:22 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

This is not a fun game

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 23, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLEVERYONE

by deuce deuce on Jun 23, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck this shit.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE SURE IS CALLING A GREAT FUCKING GAME! BORK

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 23, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

And Bengies ERA rises

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not being made happy by these developments

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 23, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE THIS TEAM

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 23, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh look, the Firefly DVDs. Captain Malcolm Reynolds and his rag tag band of space travelers will make me feel better.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 23, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is bengie molina still on this team?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

bork

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

and whatever sound Sabean makes.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 23, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/smug

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie is handling his staff

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 23, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

twss?

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jun 23, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

beat you to it.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jun 23, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t wanna know.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Like he’s seen it in 10 years

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:25 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

STFD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

4 K’s? Who likes to see records get tied? Bring on the 5 K’s!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 23, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing I like about Zito is that I’m pretty sure he hates Bengie Molina. Always been rumblings through the years that he doesnt like the way Molina calls games

by DFARowand on Jun 23, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

For instance...?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, I have better things to do

/scratch’s head

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 23, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

People who are collaborating to ruin the good feeling that has sustained itself since the soccer game:

Burrell
Zito
Molina
Uribe
Pablo
Myers
Keppinger
Bochy
Kim Jong Il
Osama Bin Laden
That guy that always charges extra for toppings at Ben and Jerry’s

by fantastical on Jun 23, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yay. Rowand will pinch hit.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Good. He can save them.

by fantastical on Jun 23, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry.

he’ll also come in during a double switch and take out Torres

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Scott pinch hitting for ZIto and not Posey.

bork

by geef on Jun 23, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

needs to start games, can’t get experience starting games by pinch hitting.

by fantastical on Jun 23, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather not have Posey hit here anyway.

by Uncle Russel on Jun 23, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LAWL "renewed hostilities"

The players could give two shits. The whole “hostilities” angle is the fans’ alone.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

great effort running that one out

by ksab24 on Jun 23, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

what’s that smell

by mlb22 on Jun 23, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BENGIE

I’m so fucking tired of seeing your fatass play a game you shouldn’t be playing anymore. You’re a selfish son of a bitch who is too worried about your own game, money and ego to realize you’re hurting the team.

ARG

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

http://bengiemolina.mlblogs.com/

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just turned on the game and heard the Astros announcers laughing about Bengies running

by DFARowand on Jun 23, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/slider

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Total douche

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie’s life must be hard

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 23, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Chasm?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL that 0-1 swing

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:30 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Just strike out already Rowand.

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 23, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

This is painful just strike him out

by DFARowand on Jun 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

/opens up gameday
/sees what happened in first four innings
/decides to do something else with his evening

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jun 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how Kuip tried to say he got a piece of that 0-1 slider when he missed by a full foot.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh wow LOL

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

We need moar errors!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand?! Nice hit.

by Chro on Jun 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

bork

/starts for a week

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

you men a “reached on an error”

by DFARowand on Jun 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You men!

Always getting excited about doubles that are really errors!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. E

LOL Scott

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott!

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Scott?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL E-5

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL error

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres!!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

god damn i love torres

by ksab24 on Jun 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

And he loves Myers

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOO A RUN!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres!

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Andres: “FUCK YOU, GRANT!”

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

a what?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONdres.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

The video was a little deceptive. I think he held to see if the ball would be caught.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mentally, like Molina or both?

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

wide strike

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

A RUN YAY!!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Dont be worthless this time Mole

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

almost was

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You tried your best LOL

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW Berkman

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Needs glasses maybe?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BERKMAN!!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

3 bobbles on 3 plays plus this latest snafu

incredible

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 23, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like andres doing good

But rowand = ECKKK

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

He'd at least be able to throw strikes

/face plants on mound

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point I'd prefer Scott

LF Torres
2B Sanchez
1B Huff
SS Uribe
C Posey
3B Sandoval
RF Schierholtz
CF Rowand
P

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you cereal?

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a girl yo.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you like strapping Midwestern men? Or, alternatively, Midwestern men who are strapping?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good question

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

A better question would be to ask if she stays crunchy in milk.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BERKMAN

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CLOWNSTROS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Berkman

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I want Berkman in a Giants uni!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ERROR!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kruk. Trying to convince us Rowands E-5 was a hit

by DFARowand on Jun 23, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DISASTROS

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the worst defensive inning I’ve ever seen.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 23, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

me too

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 23, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!

by ksab24 on Jun 23, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT MOLE!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 23, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That was fortunate.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jun 23, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This inning is just insane.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ASTROS

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 23, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Great baserunning

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL Astros

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Astros announcer is so pissed off.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I would be too

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the umps?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the Astros

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan homer here? :)

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Force out at 2nd? Naaaaw..let’s try to tag him.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

How did no one realize there was still a force at second?

by RoyaleWithCheese on Jun 23, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok. Holy shit. What the fuck is going on here?

by deuce deuce on Jun 23, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh ok good

Rowand reached on an error, I was worried he got a knock.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man, cracked rib makes me not want to laugh, but this is just too much.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 23, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Myers is about to punch a wall.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

This is probably the luckiest inning of all time.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 23, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

A tee ball team could have gotten one out there

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck score keeper

Only 3 of zito’s runs should be earned, LOL MOLINA APOLOGIST.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LAWLstros trying not to not unoutscore Giants

or, like, you know, something.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FAILRIBE

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

So how do you score that last play? I honestly have no idea.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 23, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

They should just put up five question marks and leave it at that.

by L-Nova on Jun 23, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fielders choice error I guess

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

god dammit uribe just swings at everything

by ksab24 on Jun 23, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

official scoring nightmare

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what would really be weird right now?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

a triple play with 2 outs?

by mlb22 on Jun 23, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Booribe

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Would that get you on the Pat Wagon?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need eli whiteside to pinch hit for molina

slam!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat is really patient

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

whoops

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 23, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take the blame

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can un-take it back now.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jun 23, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

THere was ball 4, u r correct

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1, TIME TO SWING NO MATTER WHAT

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 23, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo will now swing at the 1st pitch

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

This

/ground out

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good call

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

WOW

You’re from the future aren’t you?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

why must you say these things

by fantastical on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shush.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBurrell

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:40 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

BBurrell

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 23, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

alternately, Pat the BBat

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 23, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 23, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

nope

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He only missed by a quarter of an inch.

It’s a deep OF.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUUUUUUUCK

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LAWL risk

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeeze panda… take a fuckin pitch

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HACKING

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda has morphed into Molina

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda needs more days off cheesecake

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 23, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well…

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WTP

just missed it

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

first pitch hacking. Excellent!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually, it was excellent.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 23, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 feet to the left, and that's a home run.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

No argument with the effort.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do I put that in the box score?

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 23, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

back to refreshing the tampa/sd score…

by ksab24 on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Luckiest team in baseball

Sure would be nice if we could get half the production out of trash that the padres get.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

god dammit. chase headley hr. sd up 2 in the 9th…. looks like todays gonna be a bad day

by ksab24 on Jun 23, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FIRST PITCH HACKIN AT A BALL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad Panda

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Remember when Pablo was a really good hitter?

That was awesome

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh just a little to the left and that was a grand slam.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Pablo misses a grand slam by 8 feet and people complain

by sfmaynard on Jun 23, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Why

wouldn’t people complain about a 350 foot flyball out on the first pitch?

by vhants on Jun 23, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it was almost not an out!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah- forgot about that

At least it wasn’t a double play, I guess…

by vhants on Jun 23, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand to Sandoval:

“See Pablo, you need to get a notebook like mine. I write down all those almost homeruns as REAL homeruns. Makes me feel better about my game.”

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he crushed it

Doesn’t matter if it was the tenth pitch or the first, if it was an out or a hit.

If you hit it that hard, you had a good at-bat, period.

by sfmaynard on Jun 23, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again

a 350 foot flyball is not “crushed”.

by vhants on Jun 23, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

“Crushed” is when someone in the bleachers goes home with a ball.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

silly boy

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 23, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCovey Bitchandmoanicles

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

it’s not ALWAYS a bad thing to swing at the first pitch.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 23, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol giants

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The Aristocrats!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, we get Bautista

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

He’s good when we’re losing.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JIMINEZ

homer calls all day

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

and we thought they couldn't beat anyone...

Didn’t mean it! I swear! Assualt=bad!

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jun 23, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That lady sure sounds credible!

The accuser claims she “cleaned her thigh with her underwear” — and then returned to a tennis court with Santana, and actually watched him play tennis with someone else.

by geef on Jun 23, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

sexual battery=energizer bunny

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 23, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh oh, that's not good

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, please.

Read it!

She did him, then watched him play tennis.

Also, this:

The case was closed out on December 8, 2009.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Red Sox will probably sweep us this weekend.

by Natto on Jun 23, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

France

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jun 23, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

McChrystals staff

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 23, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROCKIES ANNOUNCERS

Saying jiminez gets bad calls by umpires more than any other pitcher in the league, LOL OK.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Homer announcer is a homer

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The White Sox announcers are pretty horrible.

PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARD YES!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Rob Dibble

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I watched strasburgs start against the white sox, those nats announcers are so bitter that it makes the orioles guys seem happy.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

HE GONE!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

he gone

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gone

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

he gone

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

she gone

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst I’m aware of.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 23, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The white sox announcers are for sure the worse

Hawk harilson along with steve “smug” stone, can you say HOMERZ?

STRETCH STRETCH STRETCH YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARDDDDDD YEEEEEEEEEEEESSS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I forgot about the ass faces who do the WS. They are worse.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 23, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck sucks.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah who’s the other guy? Buck Martinez?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 23, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim McCarver

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that’s the guy. Fuck that guy.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

To clarify…Of course I’m not telling you to fuck that guy.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

KRUK

ROWANDS GROUND BALL WAS A FUCKING ERROR. SHUT THE FUCK UP

by DFARowand on Jun 23, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

what did he say?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That he would have given Sanchez a hit.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jun 23, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Er, Rowand.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jun 23, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It'll be a hit in Rowand's notebook

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

stfd

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 23, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

We score two runs, cut the lead to 3

and ppl complain. Ladies and Gentlemen: The McCoven. applause

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG We are losing by three runs. Oh happy day!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll lead the parade

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOHOOOo!!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smoked those balls so hard it dun knocked their gloves off!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 LOB is a missed opportunity no matter what happened before that.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 23, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/conjures blown save by heath bell

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Back to Fresno Buster

by DFARowand on Jun 23, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFO BUSTER, some prospect you were

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of you want it

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Money, stretch, nerdz, etc etc

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 23, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Will Bengie even pretend to run out of the box this time?

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Why bother?

He’d still be out even on a 2 base error.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

For once

Please dont hack?

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey who is that asian guy in the on deck circle.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Masanori Murakami?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right on cue.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jun 23, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Surprised?

Really?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL USELESS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Bengie

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Bengie!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 23, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLINA

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 23, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

watch TI hit a HR here.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 23, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

For the love of god please DFA him

by DFARowand on Jun 23, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NEED THAT LETHAL BAT IN THE LINE UP

/SWINGS AT SINKER BELOW KNEE’S

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is this guy?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

and he’ll continue to get praised as “one of the best low-ball hitters in baseball”

by ksab24 on Jun 23, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie feeling the Oneness though

So at least there’s that

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

25 GUYS - 25 OUTS!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOO MUCH TAXIS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE BENGIE SO MUCH

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 23, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey could have done that.

And ‘handled’ Zito in a way where 5 runs are allowed.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

nerd talk

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was funny

Bochy on the radio before the game extolling the virtues of Castro’s catching abilities. Meanwhile, our catcher with a great reputation for catching in the scouting community is “not ready”. What a joke.

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jun 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't get this bengie molina situation

Is this all bork and his undying dedication to bengie or are people actually telling him to play molina?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok serious question

What is Bengie Molina good at?

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Serious answer: eating

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eating.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

BUT THEY GOT A GUY ON BASE! YAY!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 23, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

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