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LOL Schierholtz
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
As hawk harilson would say
AND THIS ONE IS OVAH!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
SITUATION [LOL ZITO]
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Oh...My...GAWD.
Like…again?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Just as well.
That last thread was making me dizzy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL @ us for caring about a team that would employ a Borktastic, large headed troglodyte as manager.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
Astro's broadcasters talking about
how this has been like the best first and second inning they have had all season.
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
LOL Giants
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
GIANTS BASEBALL
Realizing the other team’s dream on a game by game basis!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It's too nice out to watch this game right now
arrrghh giants why must you ruin my evening plans you arses
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
lol soccer fans...
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
by cybermaldonado on Jun 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BBBBRRRRZZZZ
God damn that is funny, thanks for making my day.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Actual LOL
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Like that one time.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LOBRZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Walk more batters and give up more hits to the pitcher, Barry!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions
I recall zito tossing 7 scoreless innings here
Clearly we needed derosa’s defense in left.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
What this means...
The Giants will need to score at least 5 runs in order to win this game.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Will not happen
Unless a eli whiteside grand slam is in order.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Yay for MLB At Bat
Can listen to the game during a break while on vacation. Of course, I’ll be way behind you monkeys, but it’s my first baseball in almost a week.
And also, SHIFT A.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
/throws a banana at you
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Meant to be spent alone.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
A break in fun (to let the kids rest up for one more afternoon of fun).
Need a beer now, though.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I’ve heard that the Maui Brewing Coconut Porter is the best beer ever.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Been enjoying a few of the local brews, but haven’t seen that one. I’ll look for it tonight.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I'm taking a vacation
FROM MY PROBLEMS
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
I feel bad for you, son.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
In a death trip I ain’t automatic
you won’t find me just staying static
don’t you give me any orders
for people like me there is no order
bet you thought you had it all worked out
bet you thought you knew what I was about
bet you thought you solved all your problems
but you are the problem
the problem is YOU
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
this x1000
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
(but only one hi)
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
WOLPHINS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
WOLPHIN PEE!
Seriously, though, that was hella cool to get a ride from a wolphin.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
You are the manager, what do you do?
1 – pull Zito because he obviously doesn’t have it and you will surely lose if he stays in but jeopardize your future due to lack of days off and exhausting the bullpen.
2 – let the wolves feed on Zito for a few more innings and hope for the best
3 – shoot yourself in the head and hope that your replacement stops starting Molina because this is clearly all his fault.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
4. Put in eli whiteside because he's a better hitter than bengie molina
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
5. Whatever you do, forget that Buster Posey is ready to play.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
6. Pretend posey is injured, not ready to catch major league pitching
I seem to recall a barn burner in Cincinnati where buster caught the entire team and was flawless and we won a bullpen battle, APPARENTLY THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN!.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Phew.
Looked kinda out.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL Pickoffs
4 run lead. oops.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Berkman
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
THIS
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Cue the circus music
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
Trade for that guy!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Astros
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Brett Myers' own desire?
A funeral pyre built higher and higher?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
Don’t you wanna know why they keep starting Myers?!?!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I want to know why the worst parts of the swings of Rowand and Sandoval are now inherent in Uribe.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Juan, do you even see the eyechart?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on baby light my Myers
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
LOL MOLE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Mole
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
It’s not a mirror image of the first inning, but it’s darn close.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Productive out
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Or this game
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Or ever.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
Brett Myers
He can beat his wife, but can he beat the Giants?
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
2 times Andres has been at 2B with no one out. About to be stranded again.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
It’s because the players took 25 cabs to the yard.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
this team needs to be more environmentally conscious.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
FFFFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
Made him look stupid
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Juan...
hard regressin’
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Well, fuck
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 5:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
4-0 final?
Looking like it.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
You know how the pen is
Lights out in a blow out, brad lidge in a close game.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Uribe you are ruining my POKEMONZ
Should I drop?
acid?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I think at this point
It’s safest to have all MCC people drop all Giants players from their fantasy teams.
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
but mota...
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
Drop, like , Lady Gaga.
And Juan “SandoWand” Uribe
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
This playoff season
Some team is gonna give out 50k of these to their fans. Bank on it.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
i was actually thinking exactly the same thing.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
The Marlins tried already with 15k
It was kinda cute.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 23, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
i know
but that isn’t 50k, and those were teeny little kazoos. I’m talking the real deal big ones. prolly cost the team 50k or so, but whatever.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The Anarchy Division approRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s the 21st century rally monkey.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I know it is part of McCoven culture
but we do have some sort of almost league average offense sort of. We could still score enough to win.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions
We don't cotton to your brand of realism in these parts, Noob.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Sorry, I thought you were someone else.
screen jumped when I was looking at my potato chips
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
:skakefist:
stupid screen jumps
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
After 162 games are played, this offense will not be middle of the pack by any measure.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
This is pretty much how I see it
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Which direction will they not be middle of the pack? Remember, bork bork bork.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I think they will end up between 12th and 14th
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t that where they are currently?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Not according to OPS+, apparently
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Currently 12th in runs scored….
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
That will be about where that stat will end up at the end of the year
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
-2 wRAA
good for 10th.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
also
they’re 4 points of wOBA from being tied for 5th. The 5th-13th offenses in the NL are within 10 points of wOBA from each other
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Will they finish with between 78 and 80 wins?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
They will and up with about 83 or so
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG
They’ll win like 79.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Compared to the PCL MLE's
The SF Giants will probably be middle of the pack.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
/vuvuzella spam
Helsp me forget bengie molina is on this team.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
also, whiskey.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
I love me some Jd
But I consult my inner timmy to ease giants LOLs off my mind.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
/random british play by play man in his own home studio calling the game
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Vuvuzela your MCC experience
http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/6/23/1533346/game2read
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 23, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s amazing.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
Incredible
After clicking that thread I thought for a second the giants were winning.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Nice.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Vuvuzela, ela, ela, eh, eh, eh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOY26TRu5Ro
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jun 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
YOUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
We're doomed!

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jun 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I kinda want this.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too
I just hope they’re not brought to the yard.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jun 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that would get annoying fast.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd blow it.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
twss
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
NHL awards show finally over
So time for Giants baseball. And seriously, it’s only the third inning?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
any of our guys win anything?
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
Nope
Ortmeyer was the only one up for anything (Masterton Trophy – player who showed the most dedication to hockey, usually after suffering some horrible injury or life threatening condition; the guy who won this year lost his infant son to SIDS or something like that).
There were a few funny moments. There was a sketch with Bobby Ryan and Ryan Getzlaf that poked fun at their Olympic rivalry which was pretty hilarious (especially with Getzlaf’s refusal to take off his hat because of his bald spot). Pavel Datsyuk’s attempt at speaking English is always funny. There was this great exchange between Edzo and Jeremy Roenick: “Hey Jeremy, I bet $50 that you wouldn’t cry while awarding the trophy.” “You had it easy with Doc. You’d all cry too if you had to listen to Mike Millbury for four hours!”
But the funniest was Henrik Sedin when he won MVP: “Thanks to Daniel [his identical twin brother and teammate] – there’s no way you can tell me you’re the better player right now.”
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
THe real winner was Mike Fisher
marrying Carrie Underwood
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Or Mike Comrie, marrying Hilary Duff. Or Mike Modano, who married Willa Ford.
Hockey players named Mike seem to be doing pretty well in the hot, famous wife category.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
WHAT, HILARY DUFF IS MARRIED???????
wtf
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
She gives post-proposal blowjobs
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
No, she’s engaged. Remember those infamous blowjob engagement pictures?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
It is true
Turn off safe search and have a look
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ve never heard of it?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, it’s nothing, really.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
That is what Hillary said
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Saw it... well, she's doin somethin down there
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Counting pubic hairs
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
picking out the fleas
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 23, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, i kinda think that's hilarious, engaged at 23 years old... huh?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Carrie Fisher?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 23, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Hunter Pence <3 Katy Perry
My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Not many people know this, but her popular song “I Kissed A Girl” is about her first encounter with Hunter Pence.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
Now 13-1 thanks to garbage over-rated john lackey
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
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Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jun 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
NNNNNNNNNNNNNot Lincecum
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 23, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
the karate kid did not need jaden smith.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
if there’s no mr. miyagi, it’s not the karate kid.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
Zombie Miyagi
BRAINS ON!
BRAINS OFF!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw, c’mon. The kid was pretty good in that. Way better than that puss Ralph Macchio.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LOL ZITO HEATER
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Trivia question
Can you name the last 2 SF starting pitchers to defeat the same opening day starter 3 times in one season?
Mark Gardner
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jun 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Your ears should help
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
is that the bad grammer luck?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I here that
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
The padres are the luckiest fucking team
God I cannot stand them, to bad the giants can’t get by with scratch ass baseball.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Surprising with that lineup
They always manage. Sometimes it’s just better to be lucky than unlucky.
@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It helps when you have a 90's reds status bullpen
They have 4 different RP’s on that staff that would be an incredible upgrade at the setup role for us.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Meaning a human resource person
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
GO PABLO SWING AT BALLS
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
GO PABLO FLY OUT WEAKLY TO LF!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
Shift Ayyyyyyyyyy
What a disaster. Down 4-0 and both Renteria and Molina have reached base
LOL Giants
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
CHASNIG PITCHES OUT OF THE STRIKEZONE DOWN THE STRETCH, SERBS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
I’m not sure if this has been brought up yet, but what’s the general consensus here on Pablo’s pre-at-bat routine? Annoying? Don’t care?
Pointless and even more inspiration for pitchers to throw him trash
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I don't mind it when he is hitting
Watching him do that before hacking at slop annoys me
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
if he’s hitting, he can ride to the plate on a llama for all i care.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
POKEMONZ!! Best pickup in a while
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL – me too. Just picked him up last night in time for today’s game.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Gotta take what I can. My team has been on a steep decline over the last couple weeks.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
how do you know that?
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
They just said the answer.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Clever girl….
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL Cain getting WINZ
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Zito doesn’t have his curve tonight.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
Nope
I’m not sure if the weather is a lot hotter tonight, I was shocked at timmys lack of sweating last night.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
No, but Bengie still has his fat
So there’s still that
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
LOL FAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions
Good God
Molina is so fat and lazy.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh look, another passed ball
So, are we still not wishing injury upon him?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions
way to go fatso
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 23, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck, Bengie
Nice block, you ass
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Thanks. Flem was not offering any editorial, at all. I guess if you don’t have anything nice to say…
It was in the dirt and Bengie actually got in front of it, more unlucky than anything
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
He actually blocked it with his his chest, but it squirted away
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I hate it when it squirts away
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Two away!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
FUCK YOU MOLINA
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
Assumptions (cont'd)
…
Nah, I won’t.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
"We beat a great pitcher last night, going with the same line up"
MORON RETARD IDIOT DIP SHIT DROP THE FUCKKING MANAGING FOR DUMBIES AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
think you meant dummies
still though, good rant
My apologies
Bork rage causes increased typing speeds / high blood pressure
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
WHY ARE MANAGERS SO CLUELESS
DIDNT MONEYBALL DO ANYTHING??
We need to get a legion of mccoven at AT&T
and boo the living shit out of molina every time he does something we don’t approve of.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Just got home..
WHERE THE FUCK IS POSEY!?!
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
HE'S RESTING HE'S BANGED UP WE NEED OUR BEST OPTION IN BENGIE ON THE FIELD
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
STFD
LOL Bengies arm
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL FAT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
When was the last time Molina did something positive defensively?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Too recent and factual! Needs more snark!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
2006
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Better.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
They should play "Sailing" by christopher cross when Bengie threw that
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
LOL BURRELL!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
It didn’t take much to get me off the Burrell wagon.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Brett Meyers?
Done.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I was actually down about the whole thing
I wasn’t buying the sample size shenanigans
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I was never on the Burrell wagon.
LOL HES ONLY GOING TO BE A PINCH HITTER OFF THE BENCH
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
I'm still on the Burrell Wagon
It’s not a great wagon, but I still think it’s better than the JuggerNate Wagon, and it’s WAY better than the Rowand Wagon.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
I'm done
Goodnight
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
fuck this shit
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 23, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Burrell
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:22 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
This is not a fun game
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Oh fuck this shit.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
BENGIE SURE IS CALLING A GREAT FUCKING GAME! BORK
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 23, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
Oh look, the Firefly DVDs. Captain Malcolm Reynolds and his rag tag band of space travelers will make me feel better.
Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.
Why is bengie molina still on this team?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
and whatever sound Sabean makes.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 23, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
twss?
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
beat you to it.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
STFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
4 K’s? Who likes to see records get tied? Bring on the 5 K’s!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
One thing I like about Zito is that I’m pretty sure he hates Bengie Molina. Always been rumblings through the years that he doesnt like the way Molina calls games
For instance...?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
ok, I have better things to do
/scratch’s head
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
i had already turned off the game in anger due to a need for mcat studying
how bad was the pitch bengie called vs myers?
Don't worry.
he’ll also come in during a double switch and take out Torres
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
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John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I’d rather not have Posey hit here anyway.
by Uncle Russel on Jun 23, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
LAWL "renewed hostilities"
The players could give two shits. The whole “hostilities” angle is the fans’ alone.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
LOL FAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU BENGIE
I’m so fucking tired of seeing your fatass play a game you shouldn’t be playing anymore. You’re a selfish son of a bitch who is too worried about your own game, money and ego to realize you’re hurting the team.
ARG
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
http://bengiemolina.mlblogs.com/
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/slider
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
Total douche
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie’s life must be hard
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
LOL that 0-1 swing
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:30 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Just strike out already Rowand.
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 23, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
/opens up gameday
/sees what happened in first four innings
/decides to do something else with his evening
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
Oh wow LOL
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
We need moar errors!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
Scott?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
nope
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott!
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL E-5
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
LOL error
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
Torres!!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
WHOO A RUN!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
Andres!
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Andres: “FUCK YOU, GRANT!”
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
ONdres.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
The video was a little deceptive. I think he held to see if the ball would be caught.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Rownad petitoned the league to let him bike around the bases.
Selig turned him down
Mentally, like Molina or both?
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
3 bobbles on 3 plays plus this latest snafu
incredible
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
I like andres doing good
But rowand = ECKKK
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
He'd at least be able to throw strikes
/face plants on mound
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
At this point I'd prefer Scott
LF Torres
2B Sanchez
1B Huff
SS Uribe
C Posey
3B Sandoval
RF Schierholtz
CF Rowand
P
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Do you like strapping Midwestern men? Or, alternatively, Midwestern men who are strapping?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
A better question would be to ask if she stays crunchy in milk.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL CLOWNSTROS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Berkman
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I want Berkman in a Giants uni!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ERROR!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 23, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
DISASTROS!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 23, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
This is the worst defensive inning I’ve ever seen.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
HOLY SHIT MOLE!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 23, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
LOL ASTROS
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Great baserunning
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL Astros
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Astros announcer is so pissed off.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
At the Astros
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
Force out at 2nd? Naaaaw..let’s try to tag him.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously
How did no one realize there was still a force at second?
by RoyaleWithCheese on Jun 23, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh ok good
Rowand reached on an error, I was worried he got a knock.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Oh man, cracked rib makes me not want to laugh, but this is just too much.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This is probably the luckiest inning of all time.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
What the fuck score keeper
Only 3 of zito’s runs should be earned, LOL MOLINA APOLOGIST.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LAWLstros trying not to not unoutscore Giants
or, like, you know, something.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
FAILRIBE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
So how do you score that last play? I honestly have no idea.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You know what would really be weird right now?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Booribe
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Need eli whiteside to pinch hit for molina
slam!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
whoops
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
you can un-take it back now.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
THere was ball 4, u r correct
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
OBP
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo will now swing at the 1st pitch
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
This
/ground out
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Shush.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
BBurrell
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:40 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
BBurrell
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
alternately, Pat the BBat
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
OBP
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
nope
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
He only missed by a quarter of an inch.
It’s a deep OF.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
LAWL risk
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
mother fucker
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
HACKING
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Panda has morphed into Molina
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Well…
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
10 feet to the left next time
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
first pitch hacking. Excellent!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
10 feet to the left, and that's a home run.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
No argument with the effort.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
how do I put that in the box score?
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Luckiest team in baseball
Sure would be nice if we could get half the production out of trash that the padres get.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL FIRST PITCH HACKIN AT A BALL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Sad Panda
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:41 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Remember when Pablo was a really good hitter?
That was awesome
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
LOL
Pablo misses a grand slam by 8 feet and people complain
Well, it was almost not an out!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand to Sandoval:
“See Pablo, you need to get a notebook like mine. I write down all those almost homeruns as REAL homeruns. Makes me feel better about my game.”
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he crushed it
Doesn’t matter if it was the tenth pitch or the first, if it was an out or a hit.
If you hit it that hard, you had a good at-bat, period.
exactly
“Crushed” is when someone in the bleachers goes home with a ball.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
McCovey Bitchandmoanicles
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
this
it’s not ALWAYS a bad thing to swing at the first pitch.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
lol giants
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Oh good, we get Bautista
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL JIMINEZ
homer calls all day
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
and we thought they couldn't beat anyone...
Didn’t mean it! I swear! Assualt=bad!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
That lady sure sounds credible!
The accuser claims she “cleaned her thigh with her underwear” — and then returned to a tennis court with Santana, and actually watched him play tennis with someone else.
sexual battery=energizer bunny
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Oh, please.
Read it!
She did him, then watched him play tennis.
Also, this:
The case was closed out on December 8, 2009.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 23, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
France
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
LOL ROCKIES ANNOUNCERS
Saying jiminez gets bad calls by umpires more than any other pitcher in the league, LOL OK.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Homer announcer is a homer
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
The White Sox announcers are pretty horrible.
PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARD YES!
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
LOL
I watched strasburgs start against the white sox, those nats announcers are so bitter that it makes the orioles guys seem happy.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL
HE GONE!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
He gone
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 6:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
The white sox announcers are for sure the worse
Hawk harilson along with steve “smug” stone, can you say HOMERZ?
STRETCH STRETCH STRETCH YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARDDDDDD YEEEEEEEEEEEESSS
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Actually I forgot about the ass faces who do the WS. They are worse.
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
Yeah who’s the other guy? Buck Martinez?
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
KRUK
ROWANDS GROUND BALL WAS A FUCKING ERROR. SHUT THE FUCK UP
LOL
what did he say?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
That he would have given Sanchez a hit.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jun 23, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Er, Rowand.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jun 23, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It'll be a hit in Rowand's notebook
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 23, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
We score two runs, cut the lead to 3
and ppl complain. Ladies and Gentlemen: The McCoven. applause
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
OMG We are losing by three runs. Oh happy day!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
WOOHOOOo!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
/conjures blown save by heath bell
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Edgar!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
GTFO BUSTER, some prospect you were
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
All of you want it

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Money, stretch, nerdz, etc etc
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Will Bengie even pretend to run out of the box this time?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
Why bother?
He’d still be out even on a 2 base error.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Hey who is that asian guy in the on deck circle.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
LOL USELESS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks Bengie
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Fucking Bengie!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 23, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
LOLINA
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
watch TI hit a HR here.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
LOL NEED THAT LETHAL BAT IN THE LINE UP
/SWINGS AT SINKER BELOW KNEE’S
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Who is this guy?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bengie feeling the Oneness though
So at least there’s that
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
25 GUYS - 25 OUTS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
TOO MUCH TAXIS
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Kruk is lobbying for that GIDP to be scored a hit
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
Posey could have done that.
And ‘handled’ Zito in a way where 5 runs are allowed.
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
It was funny
Bochy on the radio before the game extolling the virtues of Castro’s catching abilities. Meanwhile, our catcher with a great reputation for catching in the scouting community is “not ready”. What a joke.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Jun 23, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
I don't get this bengie molina situation
Is this all bork and his undying dedication to bengie or are people actually telling him to play molina?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Eating.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS
BUT THEY GOT A GUY ON BASE! YAY!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions

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