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An early look at the trade deadline...

You can feel the twinge in your wrist. The air smells different. You start making ordered lists of random names, eight deep.

July’s a comin’. And the rosterbation will be fierce.

The Giants could use a couple of hitters, a starting pitcher, and a reliever. There will be two ideologies:

Star-divide

Stand pat

There isn’t a lot of good news coming out of the minors right now. Buster Posey is the only top-ten prospect meeting expectations, unless you’re unconcerned about Madison Bumgarner’s strikeout rate. Aside from Posey, the Giants would be selling low on any of their top prospects. If the right player comes along, and the asking price is an Eric Surkamp or Daryl Maday, sure, make a move. But that’s not likely.

The Giants will need guaranteed improvements on Jeremy Affeldt and Dan Runzler, Joe Martinez and Todd Wellemeyer, and whomever they bounce from the lineup. A low-level prospect will just bring a question mark right back. The high-level prospects are high-level only by default. Stay on the rebuilding track.

Posey stays, but everyone else...

This is the year to go nuts. The Giants can’t count on free agent hitters agreeing to come to San Francisco. They can’t count on Thomas Neal to anchor the middle of the lineup while Matt Cain, Tim Lincecum, and Jonathan Sanchez are under contract and pitching well. This is the year that Aubrey Huff is hitting like Eddie Murray. This is the year that Andres Torres is hitting like Kenny Lofton. This is the year with four starters pitching better than most team’s #1. The stars haven’t aligned, exactly, but they aren’t getting any alignier.

Bumgarner and Neal for Oswalt and Pence? Sure. Bumgarner and seventeen other prospects for Prince Fielder? Of course. There is a romance in rebuilding, but this is the only year we can count on anything other than a wretched offense to go with our strong starting pitching.

It’s about a month too early to really get fired up about his, but to be honest, I see the logic of the latter argument. It’s reckless and impatient, and the Giants shouldn’t think about adding a hitter if they’re just going to keep Bengie Molina in the lineup, but this might be the season to go out and trade the future for this year’s Sidney Ponson.

The counterargument is, of course, Sidney Ponson.

The counter to the counterargument is Kurt Ainsworth.

The unfortunate name brought up by all of this is Jose Cruz, Jr.

Now I’m not sure where I am. It’s cold here. Vote in the poll, and profess your allegiance to the philosophy of your choice.

Poll
Well?
Stand pat.
537 votes
Trade everyone if that's what it takes.
504 votes
Boring option that placates the weenies unwilling to commit.
303 votes

1344 votes | Poll has closed

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Is this supposed to be an actual poll, or more like a metaphorical “poll of the mind”?

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by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Is this an actual poll or are you just glad to see me?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 23, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Count me in on the Posey stays camp.

Bumgarner and Neal for Oswalt and Pence sounds glorious.

Torres CF
Sanchez 2B
Huff 1B
Uribe SS
Sandoval 3B
Pence RF
Posey C
Burrell LF

Lincecum/Cain/Oswalt/Zito/Sanchez

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

That just gave me a boner.

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by troymccluresf on Jun 23, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand CF
Sanchez 2B
Uribe 3B
Berkman 1B
Huff RF
Burrell LF
Renteria SS
Molina C

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 23, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL PABLO!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by techsig12 on Jun 23, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is one gruesome defensive OF.

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by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger-like even.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 23, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

But they make up for it with their offense

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLina

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

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by natteringnabob on Jun 23, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you a kappa sig at tech?

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by atxgiantsfan on Jun 23, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

sigma chi. are you a kappa sig at UT?

by techsig12 on Jun 23, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That line up and rotation makes me extremely excited

It’s like… a line up with 0 names that offend me.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you have a NL Pat Burrell hitting 8th

That’s a glorious lineup, but we can’t say LOLineup anymore though.

/Win the inning
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by Scooter Ellis on Jun 23, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oswalt

Third starter at best

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by RDreamer on Jun 23, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s too small, he’ll never hold up over the course of a season. I see him as more of a Scot Shields-type.

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by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well, if we're doing lefty righty...

Lincecum/Zito/Oswalt/Sanchez/Cain

Cain: 5th starter at best

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Could you imagine??

Cain as a 5th starter? What a mismatch!

by Cixelsyd on Jun 23, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we eventually go with a 6-man rotation?

Lincecum
Zito
Oswalt
Sanchez
Cain
Bumgarner

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be a steal of epic proportions. EPIC proportions

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by Useful_Idiot on Jun 23, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so. Oswalt is on tab for $15 mil the next three years and Pence is just hitting arbitration.

Straight up this is the kind of trade that can put the Giants out of Lincecum’s price range and by hitting the farm system hurt their ability to manage payroll with cheap effective talent.

It sounds slightly favorable to the Astros in my book.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Jun 23, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oswalt’s deal is a club option for ‘12, $15 mil this year, $16 mil next year. Optimistically, that would take the Giants through Tim’s deal and if something weird happens, they have Oswalt as insurance for ‘12. Agree on Pence, though. Maybe that’s when it become a HAWT THREE-TEAM DEAL where the Giants spin Pence to another club.

by Every6thDay on Jun 23, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preferably, Oswalt’s trade value is so low that we can package 3-4 lower prospects for him AND have the Astros take on about half of his contract. I don’t like Bumgarner for Oswalt. I could live with Neal for Oswalt if the Astros take on 1/3 of the contract.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Jun 23, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate contracts

They ruin everything

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 23, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is very true.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Jun 23, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

again, what is the difference between pence and nate other than that they have different names?

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARBY EYES!!!!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that like a Big Montanta with horsey sause?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

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by daveinexile on Jun 23, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

about

10 points of projected wOBA

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by zenbitz on Jun 23, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you serious? Pence is less than a year older than Nate and already has three seasons of at least 3.1 WAR.

by Evan on Jun 23, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

that’s all I was looking for. Problem is, Nate isn’t playing so why would Pence?

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet you anything Bochy would sit him regularly.

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he’s better.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 23, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

posey is better than molina. And yet.

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

But man can bengie hit..

..The buffet after the game.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pence has hit better in the bigs than nate ever has

And they’re comparable defensively.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

His arm is nate status as well, perfect RF at AT&T.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

pence is also a better basrunner, and much more power

by mocal on Jun 23, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

He has put up this line (286/.336/.481 ) in about 2000 major league PAs. Nate?

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by capn on Jun 23, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry- been gone for a while…

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by capn on Jun 23, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, thank you lumberg

I got the message.

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s this I hear about you having problems with your TPS reports?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 23, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Bumgarner for Choo?

Or Bumgarner and Neal for Carmona/Westbrook/(Cleveland vet/semi-vet pitcher) and Choo?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Jun 23, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless something’s changed (and I don’t really keep tabs on this), Choo will need to return to South Korea to serve his military obligation for 2 years before he turns 30, and he’s 27 now. Probably not the greatest option unless he can get out of it somehow.

by geef on Jun 24, 2010 5:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLioles to the rescue!

Millwood … check

Meredith … check

Atkins … check

SP, RP, and bench player all from one team!!!

by TBRMKane on Jun 23, 2010 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Atkins?

Ew.

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by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

TI>Atkins

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whatchu know about dat

at the end of the day it's all about kicking the tires

by duke_diligence on Jun 23, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they can keep Atkins and we can keep whatever bag of balls we would have thrown in for him. Millwood and Meredith might come cheap. I like that option.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Jun 23, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

No,no on Atkins

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

A hundred times this

Atkins is, well, not a good baseball player. Can’t field, can’t hit anymore. Eww. I think of him as the baseball equivalent of belly-button lint.

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by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Millwood…OK, he could be a decent 5th starter

Meredith…Decent bullpen depth

Atkins…I’d be pissed if he took AB’s away from Brett Pill in Frenso

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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Millwood just decent? He’d probably be the best 5th starter in all of MLB.

Meredith could be done, but playing in the AL East could be confusing matters. Atkins should be playing with Eric Byrnes.

by Every6thDay on Jun 23, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gives up a home run.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Millwood’s career is funky.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I probably undersold him a bit

Though, I’m not sure I want him because of his contract

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

how bout Markakis instead of Atkins?

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 23, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile, on some other blog, someone is writing, “How about Cain instead of Wellemeyer?”

by Evan on Jun 23, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about Whiteside instead of Posey

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by capn on Jun 23, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullpen need

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

I’ve had a mancrush on Berkman for like ever. I think he’d be a good pick-up, if cheap!

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by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Rowand CF
Sanchez 2B
Uribe 3B
Berkman 1B
Huff RF
Burrell LF
Renteria SS
Molina C

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 23, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

STOPIT

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by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, you should have put DeRosa in LF.

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by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

flap

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Jun 23, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff at 3B

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jun 23, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least against lefties, I’m not even kidding.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 23, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe, Berkman, Molina … that’s a lot of fat guys. You have to squeeze (hah!) Pablo in there somewhere.

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by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Lee needs to be acquired to play CF.

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by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

-500 UZR LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Faster than bengie

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was Shaq.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 23, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I thought it was him at first, but even that guy is heavier than shaq.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Shaq must be at least 400 libs. Rauch is listed at 290 and doesn’t look all that big. Pretty normal frame spread over 6-10. Shaq is 3 inches taller and fat.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jun 23, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot believe that Mets/Angels Mo Vaughan didn’t make this list.

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by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needz moar Calvin Pickering

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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Posey

And LOL speed.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mehlina? where’s the gerald love?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL i c wut u did thur

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Velez and rowand for bourn?

Do it.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

If MadBum is available, why not Bumgarner and Neal for Choo?

That’d net the Giants a 5 WAR player and give them the chance to still trade for bullpen help.

by Squire_Boone on Jun 23, 2010 10:53 AM PDT reply actions  

That's a lot to give up for a Korean guy

who might get pulled back into the Korean army

by TBRMKane on Jun 23, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone has their price. Choo and the Korean government will come to some other agreement.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

Unfortunately choo is a boras client which means paying 15 million in arbitration for 5 years.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see the Indians taking that deal.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Jun 23, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poo! Choo!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My vote "Trade everyone if thats what it takes"

I don’t care who gets us there, lets just win this damn thang

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jun 23, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

I voted for "stand pat"

But it seems to me the elucidation of “Trade everyone if that’s what it takes” is incomplete. A true stance would be not only willing to trade anyone and everyone in the minors, but sell high on Huff, Uribe, and Burrell if you think you can get a great return. For that matter, no one even Timmeh or Posey are untouchable if they bring back the kind of talent that makes the Giants favorites for a year or two.

“Trade the minor leaguers” is just a non-starter. You might as well have a “Trade our expensive crappy guys” option.

"That sort of thing only happens to white people."
- Kirby Puckett joking about the fairy-tale nature of his friend, Cal Ripken Jr., homering in his final All-Star Game

by achiappanza on Jun 23, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

So what you're saying is

Lincecum for Rios?

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by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well again, I voted "stand pat"

But if I was voting “trade everyone” I might be saying “Lincecum and Rowand for Wainright and Holliday!”

"That sort of thing only happens to white people."
- Kirby Puckett joking about the fairy-tale nature of his friend, Cal Ripken Jr., homering in his final All-Star Game

by achiappanza on Jun 23, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain for Fielder

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is mashing the ball pretty well this year……..

by itlynstalyn on Jun 23, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 23, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also voted "Trade everyone..."

But then I remembered who would be making the trades.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

How are Barnes and Alderson doing this year?

by GrooveGiant on Jun 23, 2010 10:59 AM PDT reply actions  

I’d say Barnes is doing quite well — his ERA is terrible but it appears to be more of a bad luck / crappy defense kind of thing. He’s striking out almost 10 guys per 9, though his walks are up. I think he’s still promising.

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by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet I’ll be watching Barnes every 5th day next year.

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by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see in a million years the Giants trading Rowand and then paying his salary.

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by 49er16 on Jun 23, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here is fun excersie for your mind, Rowand for Gil Meche?

Before you start checking my Foil Hat for damage that allows improper alien transmissions in my bean think about it. A 31 year old pitcher with 1419 MLB innings pitched and not been in a game since May 25 and is not expected back tell after the All Star break(" bursitis in the right shoulder") owed $12.4MM next year and about $6.8 MM for the rest of this year. Would you, could you, condone and stomach that type of a trade?

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by daveinexile on Jun 23, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn’t happen — too big a moneysaver

by wcw on Jun 23, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

I mean Rowand can be counted on to have some limited productiveity in the next 3 years ( ina 4th -5th OF kind of way). but can we presume Meche will throw 120 innings between now and OCT 20111?

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by daveinexile on Jun 23, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Won't happen

Need a productive rowand for this team to win, he’s our guy and we’re going to stick with him or we can’t win!

/sabean’d

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the record the above hypothical rather scares me. The duration is shorter for Gil but man I realy doubt he is comeing back much in the next 16 months or so and being a starting pitcher Hiead would probably have to squander less P.A.’s on Gil even if he healthy. Still a real gut wrencher IMHO.

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by daveinexile on Jun 23, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade rowand and velez for bourn

And pay for rowands entire contract, I know it’s a lot but it’s a franchise saving move and accquiring a long term CF who’s the best defender in the league.

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bourn’s OBP is kind of low, but even then, why would Houston make that deal? Nobody is going to touch Rowand right now. And Velez is, well, Velez.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Jun 23, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT IT'D WORK OUT SO WELL FOR US IF THEY DID

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOW COME ALL THE OTHER TEAMS ARE SO SELFISH??

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are living up to the latter part of your handle if you think the Astros would ever make that trade

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by TMOX on Jun 23, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They wouldn't

but I can dream for a marc gasol pau gasol status trade for the giants.. someday.

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

that trade wasn’t that bad for the Grizzlies. By far the most over criticized NBA trade in recent history.

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by sam23 on Jun 23, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol what the fuck?

yeah, why don’t we trade ishikawa for pujols too! That gives us one of the best 1b in the league!

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe another SP will be the target in July. I honestly feel like Sabean thinks he has already addressed the outfield situation.

If the Giants were willing to take on a bunch of money, I believe that Oswalt could be had for very little as far as prospect cost.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

If all we target is a SP, I want it to be someone cheap and BABIPy like Millwood.

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by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish we still have Kevin Correia :(

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want Chen Wei Yin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig4xV_XGPd8
http://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/Wei-Yin_Chen

Chen was 7-6 with a 2.90 ERA for the Dragons in 2008. Had he qualified, he would have been 4th in the Central League in ERA behind Masanori Ishikawa, Colby Lewis and Tetsuya Utsumi. He was 9th with 107 strikeouts.

The young left-hander was even better in 2009, going 8-4 with a 1.54 ERA. He struck out 146 in 164 innings and allowed only 113 hits for a .193 opponent average. He led the CL in ERA by .46 over Kazuki Yoshimi, though #3 Dicky Gonzalez beat out both of them for the Best Nine spot at pitcher. Chen tied Yoshimi for the CL lead in shutouts (4), tied for second in complete games (5) and was 5th in strikeouts (40 behind leader Lewis but only 8 back of #2 Atsushi Nohmi).

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

A better Youtube Video

His 11K and 12K games

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0leP9QQajNI

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

He appears to be very efficient and calculating! The strike zone in Asian baseball always seems to be HUGE. I’ll take him!

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by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

In between innings, he turns the clubhouse TV into a watch and back again, just to stay in shape.

by Natto on Jun 23, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

efficient and calculating

LOL AZNS CALCULATE WELL!!!!!

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does "kanami sashin" mean?

If that’s even how you spell it…

I suppose it means “struck him out”. Or maybe, “HE GONE!!”

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanshin means “Strikeout!”

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

not this year you dont, he’s been terrible

by mlb22 on Jun 23, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

But he might get called back by the Correian Army

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by Goofus on Jun 23, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

win

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe both Berkman and Oswalt have stated they want to play in Texas or closer to the east coast.

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think at this point

Oswalt would go wherever. We’re “contenders”.

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by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I think pitching in AT&T has to provide some incentive.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

And he wouldn’t have to go up against Timmy anymore

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by Goofus on Jun 23, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Want Oswalt, hard.

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by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Berkman says, “And that’s why I won’t play in San Francisco.”

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by giantsfansince1981 on Jun 23, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need to DFA rowand first

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOOK!

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope that we trade our bad players for good players.

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by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

And we should use the video game method. 10 terrible players for Pujols! QUANTITY > QUALITY !

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by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or just find a way to hit .400 with Aaron Rowand and trade him straight up for Hanley

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by Useful_Idiot on Jun 23, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Quantity oh yeah

All you have to do is make sure most of the 10 are young and accumulate more win values than Pujols over the rest of their careers and someone will make an argument that it’s fair!

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by achiappanza on Jun 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

but they aren’t getting any alignier.

Nice. This made me LOL IRL.

Also, I feel like this will happen, even if they make a big trade:

the Giants shouldn’t think about adding a hitter if they’re just going to keep Bengie Molina in the lineup

Bochy seems completely unwilling to put the best possible lineup on the field (or, more likely, doesn’t understand what the best lineup would look like). Maybe we should be encouraged by the fact that Rowand has been sitting?

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Only because Torres forced him out with a weedwhacker. If Rowand were crashing into a few walls or hitting like a shitty Major Leaguer, instead of a shitty AAA player, he might still be playing. Rowand still gets to play center when he and Torres are in, which makes me doubt Bochy’s understanding of defense.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Jun 23, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really think they should try Rowand in LF/RF when Torres is in the lineup. That is, of course, if Rowand has to play on that certain day.

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by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Rowand is going to play with Torres, then definitely. Honestly, my guess is Bochy doesn’t want to piss Rowand off.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Jun 23, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably so. ROWAND IS A CENTERFIELDER! or whatever.

The only reason Rowand should be playing is if Torres needs a rest. Even then, I’d prefer Nate in CF, because even he is better than Rowand right now.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I don’t think Bochy is very good at handling his player’s personalities. Frew Lewis is young and doesn’t want to bat lead-off? Benched! Aaron Rowand is a veteran but suddenly a terrible hitter who only wants to player center? Let him play center even though he’s not very good at it anymore!

Bochy, you are good at handling the pitchers. Very good in fact. You tell them when they will and won’t pitch and, miraculously, they follow your instructions and don’t get mad about it. There is a lesson in that.

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by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, so what if Aaron Rowand gets mad? What’s he going to do? Retire? Yes, please. I mean, seriously, what is the worst case scenario here?

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand has been a gold soldier

From what I’ve seen, he understands the deal. For all the “gritty gamer” joking we do here, I don’t doubt that he’s a good teammate and wouldn’t whine about the current situation.

Can’t say I feel Bengie would act the same way if he starts seeing time on the bench.

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by Goofus on Jun 23, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, I agree with that

Rowand seems like a good clubhouse guy

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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina would be pissing on cars in the parking lot.

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by Cody_ransom on Jun 23, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Rowand. I’ve even met him once, and he was charming and sweet and 10 kinds of awesome. He’s also an adult multimillionaire, who does not need to be babied.

Bengie needs to put on his big boy panties and shut it.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

big boy panties

lol

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or that denim diaper thing people keep posting pictures of.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now THAT would be an awful visual.

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by SFGuy on Jun 24, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spoken like the parent of small children…

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by capn on Jun 23, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got to go on the filed with other season ticket holders for BP the other day

Rowand was standing at the edge of the dugout, pining up a bat or something, when one of the people in our group said “Good luck tonight, Aaron.” He looked up at the guy, made eye contact and said “Hey, thanks a lot man…I appreciate it.” in what appeared to be a very sincere tone.

A lot of players, especially ones mired in a slump like he is, would of just mumbled “thanks” without even looking up or ignored it completely.

Like I said above, I think Rowand is probably a guy who “gets it” and realizes there’s no reason to feel sorry for himself. After all, he’s getting paid a lot of money to play a game (poorly).

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by Goofus on Jun 23, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not surprised at all. He seems to be grateful and gracious. My friends got pictures with him, and he thanked us about 100 times.

I guess the point is that if Bochy is thinking that the vets are going to be pissed off or otherwise not behave themselves, he’s just projecting onto them (except in the case of Bengie, who’s a well documented whiner).

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This needs greening, IMHO.

I really think Rowand is from the old school in that he is grateful to get paid "to play a kids game" for as long as he has. I hear, read, Gritty Gamer and to me all that venom is directed at the manager and GM.

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by daveinexile on Jun 25, 2010 5:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

But yet Huff and Burrell are all giddy to be here

I think it’s a fine line between sticking with a player through a slump and giving up on him.

Bochy probably errs on the side of giving a proven vet more of a benefit of the doubt than he should. I suspevct he figures “Once you bench a vet, you’ve lost him for good, whereas a kid can be bounced around and have more chances to prove himself.” I’m not saying I agree, just what I think Bochy might believe. I think there’s some “old school” element that probably doomed Lewis and Frandsen when they so openly griped. Schierholtz and Bowker seem to “get it”; keep your head down, go about your business and your chances will come.

We’ve seen him stick with guys like Aurilia, Castilla and Winn longer than he should have. On the other hand, some guys do come back from long slumps. Durham cmoes to mind as a guy who we all gave up on but had something left in the tank. Huff seems to have gone from terrible to awesome.

There really isn’t anyway of knowing for sure when a guy is finished.

I’m betting we’ve seen the last of Rowand as a regular starter unless he’s pressed back into duty because of an injury to someone else.

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by Goofus on Jun 23, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Torres is still in a slump in a week we’ll see Rowand getting more starts, imo.

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by ResDog on Jun 23, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget...

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by capn on Jun 23, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

If nothing else

We will get a VROOOM sequel in September. That should be fun.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s definitely coming up when the rosters expand.

I get to see him next Friday and Saturday. Want me to give him a big hug for you?

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Want me to give him a big hug for you?

This would make me happy in spite of the gnawing jealousy. At least someone would be getting some action. =p

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at you, being all cute and stuff. ;-)

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This confuses me in so many ways.

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by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the absence of all else

Yes, that would work for me…lol

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would make it my avatar

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

We really can’t see where FBAL’s right hand is…or either of yours , for that matter.

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by Goofus on Jun 23, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Right after that, he seemed to get confused and think someone else was taking a picture of us, so he put his arm around my waist for a second until he realized that he could leave. (LOL not very smart.) Then he kind of hugged me. It was semi-awkward, but I loved it anyway.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he takes pictures like he plays defense? Turned around and confused.

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by jhiat00 on Jun 23, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sex with FBAL is like he plays baseball

Awkard, confused, fast and utlimately disappointing despite his temendous tool(s)

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by Goofus on Jun 23, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is

It happened

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was focused.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

takes strange routes

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by DrStankus on Jun 23, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you add horns to his head?

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by jhiat00 on Jun 23, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

The speech bubble was for kdl, but this is MUCH funnier!

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by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly! Love it.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bwahahahaha!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going to the games in Sacramento?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Friday and Saturday games. I’m pretty excited!

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome. Have fun!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got seats next to (Friday) and behind (Saturday) the Grizz dugout. :)

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet. Usually, I’m sitting by the Grizz bullpen at the Chuk, but sometimes I wander to an open seat by the dugout, ahah.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun like a colonoscopy

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by capn on Jun 23, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I said below. I am sure this will happen.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with pretty much everything you say. Still, it’s pretty clear that there’s a double-standard in regards to his treatment of prospects and veterans. Fred and Kevin griped and were promptly traded. Bengie griped and was re-signed and will likely never get benched by Bochy.

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by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict Bengie's playing time will have diminshed by the ASB

I’m not sure if he’s going to get benched completely, but I think Buster catching Cain’s BP session and working on throws to 2nd yesterday portends things to come.

It’ll probbaly be something stupic like Posey catches Cain and Zito, Bengie catches Tim and Joey and Whiteside still catch Dirty, but I think now that Renteria is back, Bochy will want Uribe/Renteria/Sandoval/Posey in the lineup which means Posey has to catch.

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by Goofus on Jun 23, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 catchers. LOL.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jun 23, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am envious of your optimism (or at least want to know where you got the acid)

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 23, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I predict . . .

. . . that Bengie’s playing time will continue till he has 115 starts at catcher, then will end all at once.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jun 23, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without calling up links and quotes over the years ( including in SD) my impression of Bochey is he full heartedly believes a vet will screw up for less and a kid. And he really ( extremely over) values that sentiment.

The problem is that Hypotheses is never wrong and is a Law of Physics in the Botchy-verse. The other problem is your not likely to benefit to huge positive strides the usually only a young player (say under 30) can make.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 25, 2010 5:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

In no way do I trust the front office to competently trade for talent.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 23, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

bias

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

/trades for injured guy

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 23, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

/trades good prospects for randy winn

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Winn trade was pretty good

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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Foppert never mounted to anything, and Torrealba is pretty useful, but Winn was good for us. It worked out better for us.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 23, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the first winn trade

I was reffering to the giants this season trading good prospects to the cardinals for winn, it could happen.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ok.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 23, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we should avoid trading for players who will fall off a cliff in 3 years. Hire psychics?

by Monkeyking42 on Jun 23, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn falling off a cliff = 1.6 WAR

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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

I do not want them “going for it all” under any circumstances. No thank you.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re never gonna win a World Series…

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jun 23, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m quickly converting to the, fuck it all and go for it side. I’m still not convinced the Padres are any good.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 23, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Yep. We have the fourth-best record in the league. Gotta go for it.

by Evan on Jun 23, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

especially with the year that the top 4 in the rotation are having.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jun 23, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

you really think the giants would "go for it" in a competent way though?

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pads may be a text book team of getting a lot of players this year with well above, what will turn out to be, their carrer mean at the same time the rest of the division is jimmy jacking arrround.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 23, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a vacuum

I’d like them to trade whoever they need to get whomever they need to WIN NOW!!! but in reality I want them to stand pat, or risk doing stupid things like LOLGARKO. The Franchez trade looked stupid at the time but in hindsight I am glad it happened. I don’t anticipate good things like that to occur again.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 23, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Man, Kenny Lofton was awesome.

by GrooveGiant on Jun 23, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

+1

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmmm

“THE CARDINALS ARE DEAD! THE CARDINALS ARE DEAD!”

by sayheybk on Jun 23, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

/sabes trades MadBum for Kenny Lofton

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everytime I think of him I always watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaJLccqgMJ8

I even tear up a little sometimes.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT TO HEAR KUIP CALLING PLAYOFF GAMES AGAIN GOD DAMNIT

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes he was!

Respekt

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean won't trade any of the AA prospects

like Crawford, Neal, or Roger I think. They have showed nothing this year. Nobody would want them.

by TBRMKane on Jun 23, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Crawford and Neal still have some value, I think. The others, probably not.

by Evan on Jun 23, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

But don’t trade ‘em now, when their trade value is as low as it’s ever going to be. Right now, Thomas Neal is a guy who hasn’t figured out AA. He’s not going to be worth much.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jun 23, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: 3D television

Every time I see a commercial promoting 3D TVs, I can’t help but picture a family sitting in the living room all wearing 3D glasses, and it seems very Brave New World/1984 ish.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
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by Useful_Idiot on Jun 23, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Unless those glasses fit over the glasses I need to see, 3D television would be pointless.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

WELL ITS THE FUTURE SO JUST DEAL WITH IT ALREADY

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blurry 3D! Now with more realistic blurriness!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Notify me when it is has more realistic Bustyness!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 23, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot see 3d

I do not get the fucking point of it. Maybe if I could see it I guess..

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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

For real?

Do you have a vision problem in one eye or something?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 23, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad is pretty much blind in one eye, so he can’t see it.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Jun 23, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It all seems very “never going to happen” to me.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t see the point of watching the news/Oprah/SNL/South Park/the vast goddamn majority of TV programming in 3D. I don’t even like it that much at the movies.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like the couple extra bucks to see a 3D movie. Of course, I’m the guy that goes to the first show to get the $5 “deal”.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 23, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those extra couple bucks are the whole purpose of 3D. Ticket sales (in contrast to box office revenue) have been trending down for years now.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carl Crawford!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 23, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

This

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford LF
Sanchez 2B
Posey C
Sandoval 3B
Huff 1B
Uribe SS
Torres CF
Nate RF

by dprodigy19 on Jun 23, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll bet they end up trading a low level prospect for a marginal bullpen upgrade.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jun 23, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

I think we should trade for all the guys that I’m shocked haven’t been Giants yet…

My list:
Miguel Tejada
Garret Anderson
Jermaine Dye (sign him, I guess)
Melvin Mora

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Giants offer to trade Bumgarner to Dye’s agent for Dye.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Jun 23, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Dye's agent realizes Madison isn't black, refuses

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Garrett Atkins

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pods!

well, he’s actually having a good year.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

POKEMONZ AGREEZ

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, good one.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he could probably play 1B

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

TI would be better at this point.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes

Just looked up his stats this year. What happened? He’s always been good for an .800 OPS

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I assume it’s the mounting injuries that have stopped him. I wouldn’t trust his bat outside of Fenway, he seems to really benefit from hitting in that park.

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by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL OLD

(Unless you happen to be owlcroft who for some reason believes that players never get old)

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

MARK DEROSA WILL BE FINE

/surgery finally

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by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

yay

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

I wasn’t really paying attention to what he was saying, but the basic jist seemed to be that old players don’t just fall off cliffs season to season, it’s usually a slow decline.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

My main problem with it is he throws out seasons where an old player is injured; as if age has nothing to do with that.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough

I think he was basically just reciting the part of moneyball with david justice

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, Lowell HAS been declining for some time now. A big reason it didn’t really show in his stats last year was that he managed a BABIP almost 15 points higher than his career average.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mike LOL

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd put Eckstein on the list...gamer

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 23, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Byrnsie hasn’t officially called it quits…

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he has. He’s made public statements that he’s done with baseball.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he said them while I wasn’t paying attention to baseball, so they don’t count!

But…ok.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and LOL D-BAGS!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't it a "Since no one wants me, I'm going to quit playing" type of thing

I thought he was kind of lobbying for the Giants to pick him up

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by Goofus on Jun 23, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was that way at first, but he’s said pretty strongly since then that he doesn’t want to play anymore.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he still playing softball?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much money would you have to dump with Rowand?

He has ~$30M left on his contract – reasonable to believe the Giants need to take on at least $21M to move him?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 23, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

i think the only way we’re trading Rowand is in a bad contact for bad contract deal

by mlb22 on Jun 23, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

What team would have use for him even if he was free?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 23, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sell low. The Giants way

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Net Operating Loss Inside

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Jun 23, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

doesn't he have a no trade clause?

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

According to Cot’s:

full no-trade clause in 2008, limited no-trade clause in 2009-12

Doesn’t say what the limited clause looks like.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I took the 3rd option because I want to go get Reggie Sanders and Kenny Lofton.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 23, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

i have a bad feeling we’re going to trade for russell branyan.

by mlb22 on Jun 23, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm

If we can get him for cheap, I wouldn’t really freak out about that, assuming it squeezes out Molina.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Molina will never be squeezed out. He’s breaking out his slump any day now!

/passed ball

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by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

he did get those 2 hits yesterday

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Slump busted!

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by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

In Bochy’s world, he’s all the way back from his slump!

by nataku on Jun 23, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's the essential problem

I can’t conceive of upgrading this offense while Molina is still in it.

I think someone needs to go to a game with a sign that says

BUSTER POSEY:
CATCHER
STARTING
NOW

I don’t think CSN is capable of resisting showing a sign with their letters on it.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I brought this last year

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did people ask you what GTFO meant?

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT, THE FRONT OFFICE!

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get The Fat One

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s where they keep the terrorists.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 23, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Make the is choice!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 23, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

gamer, be sure not to smile…ever

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 23, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can get with this!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 23, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHOOSE YOUR OWN!

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was

“Posey The Choice or GTFO Is Yours”

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

For this is kinda fat.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 23, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol. For laughs check out Branyans baseball reference page

Specifically the jerseys hes worn

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Jun 23, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade for deion sanders

I’m sure the NFL network would let us have him for 75K, our own fred lewis!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 11:31 AM PDT reply actions  

good idea two years ago

now I can scarcely believe the other 29 teams who chose to ignore him in the offseason would bother trading for him when the Chad Moellers of the world can be had for nothing.

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by natteringnabob on Jun 23, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s gonna be some seriously HOT rosterbating going on!

by deuce deuce on Jun 23, 2010 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

OT: Wimbledon

What the fuck is this match. Been watching for an hour and a half now.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

I'll watch tennis

When women tennis players play naked.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, like

This set is at 47-48. Most go like 7-5, so this set has been roughly 8 times longer than a normal game, which would roughly be equivalent to an 72 inning baseball game.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

That time may not be far off

Last time I flipped past the Woman’s tennis channel, I swear Venus Williams was wearing some black lace lingerie outfit.

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jun 23, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

could be bad naked, though

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Jun 23, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Court burn, ouch.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't have to be naked

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2jxKkn7pFg

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s been on for 8 hours.

by deuce deuce on Jun 23, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

split up over 2 days, yeah

I’m rooting for Mahut

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by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Still watching

how are these guys not collapsing

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by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I didn't have work to do

54-freaking-54. This has to be the most games played in a set ever.

by wcw on Jun 23, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

by a long shot

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

56 - 56 now

I repeat: fifty-six to fifty-six

by wcw on Jun 23, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should just flip a coin at this point.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

58-57 now. This is unbelievable.

by non sequitur on Jun 23, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just took a toilet break

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jun 23, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

at 58 - 58

when do they call this set for darkness?

by wcw on Jun 23, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They said in around 15-20 minutes, most likely. McEnroe is saying when it’s 65-65, haha.

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by mymclife on Jun 23, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait. I don’t know what the score is anymore. An ESPN broadcast I’m watching from the their website just said 59-58.

Isner isn’t actually moving anymore.

by non sequitur on Jun 23, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have stopped moving a long, long time ago.

by wcw on Jun 23, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s playing like I would be at the beginning of a match. Which is slow.

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by mymclife on Jun 23, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just called at 59 all

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Points differential

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just suspended the match

59-59, will be resumed tomorrow.

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by mymclife on Jun 23, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

27 matches has started and finished after the start of the 5th set :o

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Yahoo! blogger covering this match claims this fifth set alone is the longest match in history.

by non sequitur on Jun 23, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So have the ESPN commentators.

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by mymclife on Jun 23, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

5th set: 7hr6min
Second-longest match of all time: 6hr33min

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by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is fucking ridiculous

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's nothing

Wake me up if it gets suspended tomorrow

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by Useful_Idiot on Jun 23, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im scared of trading for old players because they will suck and keep playing. Im scared of trading for young player because they will go 0 for 8 and never play again.

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s a vicious circle.

by deuce deuce on Jun 23, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

god, fuck this team

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want credit for being ahead of the curve...

Wilson is clearly not expendable now, but I am happy to have some company in wanting to have this guy.

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by capn on Jun 23, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

While I am in the mode of shoving sunshine up my own ass...

There’s this

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by capn on Jun 23, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol me getting into an argument with hokysmokesbw

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by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like someone to tell me why pence would be so much better than nate

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pence career wRC+ – 116
Nate career wRC+ – 90

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by Viliphied on Jun 23, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry

I don’t know what wrc+ is. I’m not 100% up to date on stats. I do accept that Pence is better but I’m just not sure Bochy would understand that.

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

weighted runs created?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

scaled to league average and playing time

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by Viliphied on Jun 23, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

wRC+ : wOBA :: OPS+ : OPS

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by Viliphied on Jun 23, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually don't totally understand wOBA either

but that makes it a little clearer at least

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

saberlibrary.com is your friend

http://saberlibrary.com/offense/woba/

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

gracias

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL betancourt

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it brings back an impact player, I’d trade anyone but Posey (obviously) and Belt. I know, I know… small sample size, A-ball track record, etc. etc. But dammit, I’ve grown attached!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 23, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Have you ever considered suspenders?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 23, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

so very unfashionable. The Belt is where it’s at, my man.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jun 23, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOTS AND BRACES!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 23, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, suspenders are back.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Jun 23, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure they are, Mork

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can Belt even be traded yet?

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

umm

Belt is our future 1B!!!

by TBRMKane on Jun 23, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

PTBNL

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jun 23, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt needs a fukn promotion

by Unitard on Jun 23, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I voted to stand pat because I just don’t trust this team to send Molina to the bench or DFA him.

by DFARowand on Jun 23, 2010 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

this

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Billy! World Cup!

Quick, while he’s distracted! Brock Bond! Low OBP! Bond for Trevor Cahill, make it happen Sabes.

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by Giantsfan4life on Jun 23, 2010 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

I meant high OBP

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by Giantsfan4life on Jun 23, 2010 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

A Sidney Ponson type would be great

But, I really think they should go all out and try to land another Damian Moss.

I, for one, sleep very soundly knowing that Sabean will make the right decisions -as always.

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jun 23, 2010 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Pujols-type hitter.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they need to look for a Shea Hillenbrand type.

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by EliminateMe on Jun 23, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys I want

Zach Duke/Paul Maholm/Jeremy Guthrie
Octavio Dotel or Bobby Jenks (he’s still good, right?)
Stephen Drew
Luke Scott

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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Octavio Dotel or Bobby Jenks (he’s still good, right?)

I’d rather have Evan Meek or Matt Thornton.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

not going to happen

Littlefield is not in charge anymore.

I think a decent LHP reliever would be nice – but Thronton would be too expensive, especially with the idiocy of the Affeldt contract. Someone like Will Ohman from the Orioles (although difference between him and Runzler isn’t huge)

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 23, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind Ohman

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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has Bay Area ties… kinda.

His wife went to my HS.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 23, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meek would be a really good pick up

Though, I don’t think the Pirates would give him up. Thornton would be good as well

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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meek might be easier to get than Thornton. Thornton is the official setup guy in Chicago and had closed a few games when Ozzie essentially put Jenks on notice. Meanwhile, I think Hanrahan is ahead of Meek in the Bucs’ bullpen, so he’s like their 7th inning guy.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but Meek is part of Pittsburgh's future

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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Meek shall totally inherit.

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by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Dotel is more likely to be traded than Meek, to be honest. But then I also think Jenks is likely to be traded – wasn’t there something about PhiLOLies being interested in him?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, apparently the Sox considered non-tendering Jenks last offseason

So, the Sox have (reportedly) been looking to move him for a while

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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, what the fuck?

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jenks should be acquired just for the moob factor

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be cold.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOUTH SIDE PORKINS

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is a Troll doll sprouting out of his chin?

by Natto on Jun 23, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is nightmare fuel.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by ResDog on Jun 23, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best comedy makes you a little uncomfortable

I am rec’ing this.

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by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

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by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seconded

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jun 23, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best. Photoshop. Ever

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by Useful_Idiot on Jun 23, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am probably the only one here..

But I love Mark Reynolds. If you are going to have hackers – may as well get the king.

Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.

by cybermaldonado on Jun 23, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Isnt he number 2 on the D-backs keep list?

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they said

they’re only keeping Upton and (for some reason) Kennedy. But everyone else is available-though I imagine it would cost MadBum to get Reynolds

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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d do that in a second.

by The Double Deuce on Jun 23, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s not saying that, she’s just saying that.

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by ResDog on Jun 23, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haren + Reynolds...

for whatever people upthread wanted to give up for Oswalt + Berkman/Pence?

by Every6thDay on Jun 23, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see Stephen Drew come over with those other 2

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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a second.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Jun 23, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

But those two have much more value than the other two.

Haren and Reynolds have very friendly contracts. It would take much more than Bumgarner and Neal.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Jun 23, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

um fuck and yes

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dbags unlikely to make that trade within the division

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by capn on Jun 23, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah :/

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure if the Giants were going to take all that money off their hands, they’d at least consider it beyond “nope, they’re within the division.”

by Every6thDay on Jun 23, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t say they would not, but can name one big trade to have happened between to NL West teams in the past few years?

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by capn on Jun 23, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

It’s still plausible. Obviously, it’s way down on the list of possible trade scenarios.

by Every6thDay on Jun 23, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

They want to keep kennedy

because otherwise they look like dumb fucking shits for trading Scherzer for nothing.

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

After Upton, he’s easily their most valuable offensive player (in terms of trade value).

by Every6thDay on Jun 23, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm all about the weenies

Shore up the bullpen, don’t trade any top prospects, and see if the current group can mustard up enough offense.

Mustard. Weenies. Get it?

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by ResDog on Jun 23, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Well I knew you wouldn’t get it.

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by ResDog on Jun 23, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re pudding me on, right?

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by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, I’m really trying to ketchup here.

by The Double Deuce on Jun 23, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I relish these threads.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They toast my buns.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 23, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

but it’s sandwiched between game day threads

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, now this is just getting cheesy.

by The Double Deuce on Jun 23, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lettuce stop then.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 23, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah anything beyond this point is just gravy

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOOD PRODUCTS!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jun 23, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We might need to re-orange this sub thread

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you cumin over or what?

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by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This discusion is fit for some sage in put.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 23, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks for spelling pun.

/flees.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Donut run so fast, you might trip

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he is just cashing out.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 23, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I thought everything was just peachy.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s going bananas

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to shake up this thread.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need someone to smoothie out for sure

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

the man with the flan.

by Ltisme on Jun 23, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we get Brandon Lyon

We can add to the animal kingdom

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jun 23, 2010 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this is an excellent acquisition strategy.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not so wild about Jake Fox and Randy Wolf.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jun 23, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pedro “The Lion” Martinez?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 23, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Lamb

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Peter Coyote could play baseball.

by The Double Deuce on Jun 23, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2010/3/27/1393511/professional-baseball-players

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rob Deer, Kevin Bass

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 23, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Bass

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Catfish Hunter

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Bocock

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on Jun 23, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goose Gossage

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bird Fidrych

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Trout

But you can skip the Carp

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jun 23, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the year that Andres Torres is hitting like Kenny Lofton.

He was, Grant. Was.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 23, 2010 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Hunter Pence hitting 25 HR’s in Houston = 15 HR’s in S.F.

Meaning, he turns into the next Aaron Rowand with better defense.

I’m cool with the lineup now, unless they get Fielder, who I hate, but he hits well, so it really doesn’t matter what I think of the guy.

My lineup:

Torres
Sanchez
Fielder
Huff
Burrell
Sandoval
Posey
Uribe
- then I swap out Uribe with Burrell when Burrell goes on a 2 month hitless drought.

by aBulldog on Jun 23, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Pence doesn’t have a rubber arm, and he’s much more athletic

by Unitard on Jun 23, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you are underselling how far he hits his HR

Hunter Pence

Average true distance, 405 ft in 2010. Last year, 402.

He does not have a lot of cheapies.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Jun 23, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we sign this kid?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

/walrusman joke

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be happy if they just get rid of Rowand and Molina

Torres — CF
Sanchez — 2B
Huff — 1B
Uribe — SS
Sandoval — 3B
Burrell - LF
Posey -
C
Schierz — RF

Doing more with less!

But my fear: An Uribe and Huff regression in the second half. This is what makes me want to get a middle of the order bat in LF and put Burrell on the bench.

I am the adopted son of Willie...Willie McCovey.

by velvadp on Jun 23, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: I feel bad for the A's and how poorly they are doing

But it is hard to feel TOO bad since they talk so much shit about the Giants. Does anyone have any real answers as to why A’s fans talk so much shit about the Giants, while Giants fans for the most part are fine with the A’s? Is it a jealousy thing? I just don’t get it.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jun 23, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

all the media coverage is about the Giants. They feel obligated to shit talk the Giants to balance out the rainbows and sun shines from KNBR, CSNBA, etc.

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

when 10k go to their games, I think the media is making the correct decision

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jun 23, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

KNBR seems to be a factor. I don’t know why anyone would listen to KNBR though.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 23, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate sports radio. Yet, I do listen to it sometimes.

I think I hate sports radio terminology the most….GOOD TAKE CALLER!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate any kind of broadcast where people spend time talking over each other. If I wanted to listen to that, I would have stayed married.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOM!

ROASTED MARRIAGE@!!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen Big Fan?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 23, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Loved it!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too and I didn’t realize until now that it was written by the same guy who wrote The Wrestler. Good stuff.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 23, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it captured the feel of sports radio perfectly. And sports fanaticism in general.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 23, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t! Suck it, Cookyman!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate it

But I listen to KNBR when Im in the car. Better than top 40 hits

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

But holy hell some people who call in are stupid.

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 23, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some?

If by some you mean, 99%.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily

Uninformed? yes. I’m not sure if 99% are stupid.

Maybe 50%. The other 49% are uninformed. Nobody told them that RBI is a meaningless stat, that clutch hitting doesn’t exist, and not making outs is more important than getting hits.

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

here's a tip

NPR

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Sports Talk format can be entertaining when done right, but can also be absolutely TERRIBLE when done wrong. The floor is lower than the ceiling is high, if you catch my drift. And, IMO, it is RARELY done well. If KNBR were to pair Brian Murphy with Tolbert, I think I’d listen to that a lot. And maybe Fitz and Brooks will be good when the Warriors are sold so Fitz can stop sucking up to Cohan/Riley/Nelly. That’s about it, though. And Ralph and Damon are absolutely insufferable.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 23, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t listen to Murph. I got sick of him recently, and I can’t take it anymore.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, to be fair, I haven’t heard him recently myself. I do wish he could be a little less congenial all the time and say what he thinks more often, but I think part of that is the morning show format. It’s harder to do good thought provoking/edgy shows in the morning because you’re basically dealing with people on their way to work who don’t want to deal with doing too much thinking. That’s why in the morning it’s like “and here’s how the Giants did last night…” while on the afternoon drivetime shows it can be more about “Bochy’s a moron” or “Player X Sucks” or “They NEED to trade Cain 4 Fielder!!!” because the audience is much more receptive at that point.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 23, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this line. Mac has always annoyed me, but I’ve just grown tired of Murph recently as well.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mac at least is the second string on the show, so you don’t get too much of him. Murph simply doesn’t know anything about sports (other than golf), has a lot of annoying vocal ticks, is not an entertaining interviewer, and his on-air fapping over the new intern makes me queasy.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mac is a little too much of a brown noser for me and knows even less about sports than Murph. His and Murph’s repartee is a little too perky for me, so I usually only tune in for the Kruk and Kuip segments at 7:30.

I haven’t heard about the intern, but my recent Murph turnoffs include:

- His interviews with any of the Giants from the South (“Oh, so do you hunt, fish or raise your own animals? Because I’m a preppy, wine-sipping dude who went to UCLA and I don’t know anything about that redneck shit”)

- His man-love for Timmy. Now Tim is my second favorite Giant, but it gets boring when the discussion invariably turns to him and Murph starts drooling. There are other Giants on the active roster that deserve some air-time discussion too.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The intern thing probably isn’t as frequent as I make it seem, but he fapped out on her a few times and it really grossed me out. He also faps out on in-studio female guests, so long as they aren’t his peers (which, admittedly, is a rare enough occurrence on its own).

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. FP is the worst at that though, which is why I don’t listen to his show, either.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that, and he constantly talks about himself.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And doesn’t have much insight about baseball, really.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I love Murph & Mac (as well as Dan Dibley and PCon). I can even deal with Gary Radnich (he follows me on Twitter, which I find hilarious). And, everyone knows I have a soft spot for Urban.

But, FP makes me want to vomit most of the time.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow that says a lot.

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 23, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty easily won over. FP has been nice in person, but just such a douche on the radio.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I would not know

I stopped listening after about a week, and I really did not like Damon Bruce, but somehow managed to listen to him.

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 23, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to have a long commute that started around 7 pm, and I listened to FP for a couple of weeks. I don’t have that commute anymore, thank goodness.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always get Dibs and PCon confused. Is Dibs the one with Gary and PCon with Urbs? To me, their voices sound the same. :\

I think I like Urban more than most folks here. Radnich and Ralph Barbieri are no-go’s for me although I did meet Gary at a party once and he helped me out of an awkward situation. Still can’t stand his show, though.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both PCon and Dibs are with Murph & Mac and on part of Gary’s show (until Ray Woodson gets there). PCon works with Urban on the weekend pre-game show, too, and is awesome on several levels.

Nice story about Gary. He’s annoying, but can be self deprecating which I like.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Given my limited interaction with him, I’d say this is fair. On a personal level, he seems ok. It’s his shtick that I don’t really care for.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dibs and PCon do sound similar

I get them mixed up too. I think PCon’s voice is a little more “gravelly”.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a smoker, which I think explains that. But, yeah, they both have pretty high voices.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is "heliumey" a word?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 23, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got your “fine with the A’s” thing right here.

/grabs crotch

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 23, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey look, it’s 1989!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 23, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

jealousy I think

I was at the A’s game last night wearing my Giants hat and I was booed everywhere I went even thoguh I was rooting for the A’s

I think they’re frustrated with the crappy offense watching the A’s offense brought back memories of the Giants offense of a few years ago, not pretty

by 49erEmpire on Jun 23, 2010 1:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOSING IMPORTANT MATCHES DOWN THE STRETCH, SERBS!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

If things stay like this it’s Ghana.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 23, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they're Ghana advance

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong reply string nerb

Wtf do you even cal these things?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 23, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the actual fuck?

For real?

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds totally reasonable to me.

by The Double Deuce on Jun 23, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhh?
The accuser claims she “cleaned her thigh with her underwear” — and then returned to a tennis court with Santana, and actually watched him play tennis with someone else.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 23, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

On someone’s leg? His bodily fluids drop just like his changeup.

by Every6thDay on Jun 23, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll need to see the JizzFX on that one.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

But seriously, pretty disgusting story.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

JizzFx was pretty good

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 23, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend’s dog peed on another friend’s leg at a barbecue Monday afternoon. It was pretty awesome.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Jun 23, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh, I read jizzed as pissed. Ah well.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Jun 23, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would have made the sexual harassment aspect somewhat more interesting.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

By which I mean sexual assault.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/R Kelly’d

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW

MLBTR live chat put Giants on a short list for best draft today.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

They reliable commenters?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Jun 23, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if they think the Giants had the best 2010 draft.

by wcw on Jun 23, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

WCW WUZ RITE?!

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

My grade this year was ‘meh’.

by wcw on Jun 23, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Dierkes

Seen as a relatively intelligent baseball observer, I believe.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was a typo

He had the Yankees on there as well, and almost no one things they had a good draft.

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and another gem from the MLBTR chat
[Comment From Mark DeRosaMark DeRosa: ]
was I the biggest free agent bust from last offseason

Wednesday June 23, 2010 3:59 Mark DeRosa
3:59 Yeah, given your injury and production so far, I think so. Figgins hasn’t looked good, but at least he’s playing.

 

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me introduce you the B.M’s second Giants contract.

Yes, bio hazard gear is recommended. And try to breathe through your mouth. It helps in this case.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 23, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah those signings were awful (DeRosa & Molina)

although DR’s was probably worse, because I sorta expected something good from him. I expected nothing from Molina.

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ nods

I guess I have view DeRossa as sunk cost and even now HIEAD & Sabs have to as well. to he is no longer cock blocking something better. B.M. on theother hand… The bill just keeps getting bigger.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 23, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I have no idea what value Molina brings to the team

His offense sucks, his defense sucks-and if Posey is really that green at game calling then let Whiteside/Bork call the game from the bench

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Royals sign Christian Colon

http://twitter.com/ESPN_MLBDRAFT/status/16869789384

Hopefully he’ll convince Gary Brown to sign.

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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess. I don’t love Gary Brown, and it’d be cool to have two picks next year.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess

although I hate dealing with unprotected picks, but yeah, IMO Brown was a 2nd round talent.

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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I greatly prefer the devil that I know, and this devil isn’t the worst looking gal at this party.

Taller than Pearl du Monville.

by gallo del cielo on Jun 23, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU ALGERIA, SLOVENIA, AND ESPECIALLY YOU, YOU DOUCHEFACE REF

FUCK YEAH AMERICUH!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

They all got owned in the end

It was brilliant.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Jun 23, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could almost marry landon donovan for that

really sucks I had to miss it, but how awesome?! In the 91st minute!!!!

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was nirvana.

Especially after all of the missed opportunities preceding that goal.

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Jun 23, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was nirvana

Frances Farmer Landon Donovan will have his revenge on Seattle South Africa

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, please.

Man on a mission!

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Jun 23, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/phantom handball when ball collides with Findley’s face.
/phantom foul on winning goal in 2-2 tie.
/phantom offside on first goal during 0-0 tie.
/no call on elbow to Dempsey’s face.
/no call on elbow to Dempsey’s face.
/phantom handball when ball collides with Beasley’s foot.
/LANDON FUCKING DONOVAN

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by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

WHAT JOO GHANA DO

WHEN THE DONOVANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just elbowed Clint Dempsey in the face because I’m pretty sure that’s the point of soccer.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That and hugging the opponents at inopportune times to express my love.

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Jun 23, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

and exchanging sweaty uniforms

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Giants baseball, torture!!!!!!-Mike Krukow

by Gogiantsandcal on Jun 23, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preferably during game-changing free kicks into the box.

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Jun 23, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Dempsey got elbowed in the face twice? I only saw the bloody one.

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Jun 23, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. Twice. Uncalled both times. The second time was when he started bleeding. He was getting his shit fucked up out there. Two face elbows. One dude stepped on his ankle. By the end of the game, he looked like an apocalypse survivor. His face was bloody and bruised. His eyes were sunken. He was grimacing in pain. It was intense.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

the US has a total uphill battle

pretty obvious the refs do not want to see an american team do well in a soccer tournament.

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn't help but think during the world cup

What if Barry Sanders played soccer?

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it would be awesome

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda like Messi, no? Little guy breaking ankles right and left.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of messi as well

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a bad comp.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's got more of the Maradona build though.

Messi is still pretty slight of frame. That dude couldn’t weigh more than 175, and I think even that is generous.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jun 23, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think 175 is pretty generous, considering the guy is really about 5’6".

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by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty obvious that David Stern hates the Boston Celtics Team USA.

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by ResDog on Jun 23, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

cmon. It’s pretty easy to believe that the US would be disrespected in this tournament.

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was bullshit. Basically like when De Rossi elbowed McBride in 2006 but this wasn’t called.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLFIFA!

There it is.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLFIFA!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

USA USA USA USA!!

SUCK IT ENGLAND, you pansy ass team

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

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by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 23, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was pissed they advanced, but it looks like Rooney might be injured

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by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 23, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No he isn’t

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
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by Useful_Idiot on Jun 23, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spray him with the magic spray can. Good to go!

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by EliminateMe on Jun 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I posted this in the post game thread last night

At this point in the sesason, there are 12 teams that are pretty much out of contention. By July 31st there could be another 3 or 4. Usually there aren’t this meany teams looking to sell. This could be a good thing.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

with the Wildcard

July is a very weird time, normally it’s very black and white and now teams they can get hot even if they are 500 or worse

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by Giant Voodoo on Jun 23, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is always a team that gets hot, but as it stands, any team that is six or so games out of the WC is most likely not going to be any closer in a month. And if you have a bunch of teams in front of you, it makes it that much harder to catch up.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: LOL A'S

Almost out did rowand with that near triple play.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

'Stros

Bourgeois
Keppinger
Berkman
Lee
Pence
Johnson
Blum
Castro
Myers

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

AmyGGiants
Rowand, Bengie & Renteria have good #’s vs. Astros SP Myers. Ro 5×12, 1 HR, 1 RBI Molina 4×10, 2 RBI Edgar 15×37, 2 HR, 8 RBI #sfgiants

Man, I hope the Three Amigos aren’t all starting today.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

They will be

History against the other starting pitcher is a huge driver of Bochy’s lineups. Small sample size and all.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G should not talk baseball

it gives idiots like borks bad idea’s LOL THE HISTORY!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was probably Borky who told her that stuff.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand molina renteria in the same line up

= good for no runs

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, I know that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not to sure those two can stop Butt Pee.

What you mean by “not what you mean”?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 23, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’m afraid of. :(

SOOOOOOO….?

Torres RF
Sanchez 2B
Huff LF
Uribe 3B
Sandoval 1B
Molina C
Renteria SS
Rowand CF
Zito LHP

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...

I guess Posey is officially benched now?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Not a major leaguer. Burn the jerseys!

by Every6thDay on Jun 23, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of SSS, the Red Sox have scored 5.4 runs overall and 7.7 runs in Lackey’s three starts. Suck it, Ubaldo?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

and 1 run last night

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, on every staff, there must be a Cain.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Lester hadn’t lost a game since April 18. He was due!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

JHOUYLYLASYSLYS MUTHA FUCKKIN CHACIN, BITCHES

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

JHOUYLYLASYSLYS

Lulz.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind seeing Rent get a start just because that isn’t a miniscule SS. The other two? DNW!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

well you're getting molina!

Seriously, please god just let him get a career ending injury already. This is fucking stupid.

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t mind Bengie two years ago. Now he’s becoming one of my least favorite Giants of all time. He’s getting mighty close to “I did my job” territory.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you and your third option, Grant

You know I’m afraid of committing!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

You know I feel simmilarly about being committted.

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by daveinexile on Jun 23, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a Gemini.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a Milton Bradley (Cancer).

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by ResDog on Jun 23, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a Tim Tebow. Wait, the sign is Virgo.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FOSSE

I’m listening to the A’s game on the radio and fosse is like “All you A’s fans can come here this weekend and take pictures with the trophys, and for you giants fans you can feel what its like to posey with a trophy!”.

really now fosse, you really have to try and take shots when no one can stand you and you work for a team that less people care about than the pirates.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SERIOSULY I HATE THIS TEAM

Torres CF,
F.Sanchez 2B,
Huff RF,
Uribe 3B,
Burrell LF,
Sandoval 1B,
Renteria SS,
Molina C,
Zito P

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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is molina playing?

See above

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS MOLINA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, better drop posey on my pokemonz if that's the case

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK VETERANS BORK BORK

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING LORD

Rowand isn’t playing!

And i told all you motherfuckers that we’re never seeeing Buster again

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aight dude, it's been like 2 fucking days, chill the fuck out

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he isn't starting

he needs to catch in AAA. Not be a bench player.

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by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it is what it is, that's the case

In my mind i think Bochy’s just being a fucking idiot when it comes to handling Posey, put him at catcher, or put him at 1st, some way some how put him in the lineup, since there he would get experience and at bats. Let him hit his way out of the slump

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL you still think he's gonna play

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry for the optimism dude

Kinda like me and the niners, i THINK they’ll win the division, if not i’ll eat crow

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ALEX SMITH

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waits for the 10 foot long skinny column on the right of the page devoted to the Alex Smith conversation.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's already begun, just wait

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I can’t believe I used the phrase “10 foot long skinny column” in a response to Lars.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLU

ALEX SMITH WILL BE GOOD AND THE HATERS CAN FUCK OFF

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO NATE DAVIS, SUCK A FAT ONE ALEX SMITH!

but seriously, i’m holding back on everything, and with your “haters” comment, SHUT UP

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was inevitable

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s gonna happen, whether you like it or not.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what the “z” key is for.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HE’LL BE PRODUCTIVE!!! CRABS!!! MORGAN!!! O-LINE!!!! stfu, this is all speculation, let his game speak for itself

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it will

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

All i'm saying is, LET HIM PROVE IT

he hasn’t yet

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE WILL

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

will he?

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and your stubburn ways bondslegend

I HOPE he can, because obviously this is the make or break year, and if he fucks up with all of this potential around him, we got problems

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

suuuuuuuuuuuucks

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by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is like the third time in the last five games. It’s turning into a scary trend, especially with the MUST PLAY RENT SANCHEZ URIBE AND MOLINA ALL THE TIME thing we have going.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vets don’t need a day off dude, understand that trend?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just checked the game logs and it’s more like the second time in the last five games. I should factcheck before posting.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT IT’S THE SECOND TIME IN A ROOOOOOOOOOW!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

whatever dude, i’m not questioning ya on anything

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS WHAT HE WANTS YOU TO SAY!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 23, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey on the bench again

And it begins…

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking pathetic

Bruce Bochy: Raping the development of one of the greatest prospects in giants history to appease a fat lazy piece of shit who just wants his contract incentives.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This sucks.

I tried to comfort myself with the fact that Rowand’s still out of the lineup, but then I realized that if Andres doesn’t get his act together, Bochy’s could bench him for Rowand.

Then I cried.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/giants fall below .500

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I don’t get is why someone wouldn’t put the team’s best players on the field. The only answer is that Bochy has no idea what a “good player” is.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good player = veteran. Simple Bochy logic.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

/has another sad.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or that he’s loyal to his friends (e.g. Molina, and e.g. definitely not Fred Lewis).

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jun 23, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was never one

He holds himself as the standard for excellence, which is the answer to the question, “Why is Whitesides?”

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jun 23, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

good player = veteran with RBI's

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean’s Theorem?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 23, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all haz a sad :(

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey’s tired, he needs a break. He needs to learn veteran conditioning from Bengie.

by Evan on Jun 23, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently banged up as well

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banged up meaning he’s better than bengie in every way that bochy has to make up lies to make bengie feel better?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously??

Did Bochy really say that Posey is “banged up”?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BUSTER

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where Buster at?

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 23, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullpen catcher.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need to expose Bengie to more major league pitching

so he can figure out how to catch a fucking fastball. Learning by doing is the only way he’ll learn. By doing.

by Every6thDay on Jun 23, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PASSED BALL

First one of the season yesterday, except to a non retard score keeper that’s #25.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 23, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see it on twitter yet, where did u find it

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haft just posted it.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poopin isn’t playing!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

Maybe Buster catches Cain tomorrow…? plz. I can haz buster catch?

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't put too much faith into it kid

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sad face

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not getting my hopes up :(

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OPTIMISM

it helps

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

called a suggestion BRO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. I know!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 23, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUGGESTION BRO!

On sale at a store near you!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS BS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it’s a mansierre.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 23, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should really go with the Bobby Jenks model. It is very fashionable.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the Broxton one provides more suction.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runner up to “It’s Magic Inside”.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 23, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does have good numbers against lefties…

/ignores SSS

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

Maybe since Sandoval is struggling against lefties Bork will platoon them. 2 promising hitting catchers platooning at 1B? Makes sense with Bork

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You will be very disappointed tomorrow.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard he was working out with Cain as a catcher, so it might happen.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's where I got my glimmer of hope

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember him doing a lot of that last September, though. :(

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

LOL HOPE

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Jun 23, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a whole album in my photobucket account called “Buster.” It’s from last season, and they’re all pictures of him catching bullpen sessions.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the plus side, his experience as a major league bullpen catcher guarantees him a future as at least the next Billy Hayes.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jun 23, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The song I'm currenly listening provides an apt title for this line up

http://www.metrolyrics.com/say-it-aint-so-lyrics-weezer.html

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say it ain’t so
Your LOLinup is a heart breaker
Say it aint so
This team is a life-taker

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 23, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK BORK BORK BORK

FUCKING STUPID DUMB FUCKING ASS BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Jun 23, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BUSTY

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bye bye Buster

We hardly knew ye

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 23, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Players I would trade anyone but Posey for:

Jones, Adam
Markakis, Nick

Upton, Justin
Drew, Stephen

And Anyone other than MadBum and Posey
Reynolds, Mark
Willingham, Josh
Choo, Shin-Soo

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jun 23, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Madbum for Adam Jones

DNW. Markakis or Upton yes please

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell?

why is Posey not in the lineup while LOLina is? And Rowand?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 23, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re really asking that question?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Edgar came off the DL

It was only a matter of time before Posey starting riding the pine. He was forced to make a decision and he made the only decision he knows how to make: bench the kid and play the old guy. It is what he does.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s our Bochy!

/laugh track

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 23, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wondering

how many double plays or poor plate experiences by Renteria will it take for him to be put on the bench again?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? We’ll never know.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 23, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

~500

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

affinity

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comcast XFINITY

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUMB

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yes

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exploded Hammy

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

How soon till he gets sent back to Fresno?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

End of the year

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

A few weeks ago, the guys on the Radio said something to the effect that they could not send him back down lest there be a revolt among the fans. I say we revolt.

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 23, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, if we at McCovey Chronicles are known for anything, it’s our preternatural ability to control the decision of the Giants brass.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jun 23, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never said it would change the outcome… but it might feel good. I would bet that having 500-1000 people calling the front office once an hour each to complain would eventually get noticed

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 23, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What has Susan ever done to you!?

Susan: “Excuse me, sir. Those internet nerds are calling non-stop about Posey”.
Brian: " THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS!! We are NOT running a brothel here!"
Susan: “No, sir. Buster Posey. The young catcher you sent just to Fresno.”

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Large groups of McCoven throwselves down staiAfter any at same time after any given Giants Brass decision.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 25, 2010 5:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

they kinda have to play

Molina and Rent (and Sanchez) until they break again. Otherwise they might break siting on the bench, and they would have been wasted!

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on Jun 23, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand Trade

I have a feeling Rowand has told Botchy and Sabes that he is throwing in the towel and wants out of SF if they can find a team to trade him to.

I think AT&T has truly gotten into his head and he blames the park rather the low outside slider he continually swings and misses.

The Chicago White Sox have won 10 of 11 recently and are back in it. What is their situation in CF or RF?

Radical Racing

by Radical Racing on Jun 23, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man

Watch out guys. This dude has a FEELING.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it have anything to do with tonight?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s gonna be a good, good night.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can do nothing about this

I can’t fight that feeling.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This?

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 23, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you happen to be

High on believing?

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve forgotten what I started fighting for.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 23, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

A feeling he can’t hide, oh yeah.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 23, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's more than a feeling

He sees his Maryann walking away

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 23, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Rios and Carlos Quentin

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand is to trade as earth is to flat

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by capn on Jun 23, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was once thought that Rowand could be traded?

seems likely

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jun 23, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It could happen…

/ starts looking arround for currently brokened armed pichers due more then $18MM over the next 16, or more, months.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 25, 2010 5:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about Jose Lopez as a buy low?

Has an option year left and he’s only 26. I had him pegged for 25 HR going into the season. It would be an upgrade defensively at 1B and allow Pablo to move to 1B. Ofcourse Bengie would need to be eliminated.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jun 23, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus christ stephen strasburg

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm gonna say this

I am still absolutely stunned by this Tennis match that’s been going on for the past 2 days, it will continue tomorrow between Isner and that Mahut guy. I find it almost better to watch than the USA soccer game today

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

My facebook status update from earlier today:

Sorry world cup, but this tennis match going on between Isner and Mahut is the sporting event of the year. Fucking incredible.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

any sports fan COULD agree with this, i can’t believe what kind of conditioning these guys go through. Isner’s 6’9!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s against the LOLyals

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 23, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

but he just keeps on rolling. It’s still impressive.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 23, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No argument there.

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 23, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

24.1 IP, 39 K, 5 BB. One more K and he ties Livan for second on the team (LOL Nationals).

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jun 23, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

STEPHEN LOLBURG

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn't know how to win

Dude throws strikes though.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should acquire Roy Oswalt

And then trade him for Strasburg

Bork

by CB30 on Jun 23, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

PhiLOLips

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jun 23, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

report: bochy bringing up his son

There's so and so in the bullpen gettin greased up. -Mike Krukow

Giants baseball, torture!!!!!!-Mike Krukow

by Gogiantsandcal on Jun 23, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL STRASBURG getting Cained so far

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Not LOL material

See: Haz a sad

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jun 23, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to be honest… I have absolutely zero expectation that the Giants do anything at all more than acquire a bullpen arm that’s a total middling upgrade. I also expect nothing more than an acquisition of 30-year-old-or-older outfielder with middling pop and who may have batted over .300 once a few years ago to provide depth in the outfield, forcing Nate off the team.

Stand pat, I’d rather not trade Neal for a bullpen arm or Crawford for outfield depth.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Jun 23, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

NationaLOLs

Runner on 3rd, no outs, still couldn’t score him.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Oswalt

I’d love to see the Giants get Oswalt and think that there’s some realism there… they have the money and the need at least.

Plus, Oswalt will probably be jumping up and down to join us. “WHAT, I DONT HAVE TO PITCH AGAINST LINCECUM ANYMORE? I’M IN!”

by kudo on Jun 23, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I know this may piss some off

but it would give us the flexibility to trade Sanchez.

SANSHES 4 FEELDUR

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jun 23, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many...

BIG acquisitions do the Giants ever get at the trade deadline? Always seems like a middle of the road everyday player or something like that. It’s hardly anything above marginal, which I guess is the case or most teams.

by mikedh on Jun 23, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Sidney Ponson

at the time was a big deal. Obviously didn’t pan out. Schmidt, obviously, was very much an unknown, never considered quantity in name.

by Every6thDay on Jun 23, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This came up yesterday, but Schmidt was epic

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 23, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on which side of 2003 you're looking at...


Big July Trades, Pre-2003:

7/16/1997 TRADED: Marcus Jensen ….. FOR: Brian Johnson

7/31/1997 TRADED: Lorenzo Barcelo, Mike Caruso, Keith Foulke, Bob Howry, Brian Manning and Ken Vining ….. FOR: Wilson Alvarez, Danny Darwin, and Roberto Hernandez

7/23/1998 TRADED: Darin Blood ….. FOR: Joe Carter

7/23/1998 TRADED: Jacob Cruz and Steve Reed ….. FOR: Shawon Dunston, Jose Mesa and Alvin Morman

7/31/1998 TRADED: Darryl Hamilton, Jim Stoops and a PTBNL (Jason Brester) ….. FOR: Ellis Burks

7/25/1999 TRADED: Jason Grilli and Nate Bump ….. FOR: Livan Hernandez

7/24/2001 TRADED: Chris Magruder, Erasmo Ramirez and Todd Ozias ….. FOR: Andres Galarraga

7/30/2001 TRADED: Armando Rios and Ryan Vogelsong ….. FOR: Jason Schmidt and John Vander Wal

7/28/2002 TRADED: Felix Diaz and Ryan Meaux ….. FOR: Kenny Lofton

Big July Trades, Post-2003:

7/31/2003 TRADED: Kurt Ainsworth, Damian Moss and Ryan Hannaman ….. FOR: Sidney Ponson

7/30/2005 TRADED: Yorvit Torrealba and Jesse Foppert ….. FOR: Randy Winn

7/22/2006 TRADED: Jeremy Accardo ….. FOR: Shea Hillenbrand and Vinnie Chulk

7/27/2009 TRADED: Scott Barnes ….. FOR: Ryan Garko

7/29/2009 TRADED: Tim Alderson ….. FOR: Freddy Sanchez

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow!

Did Sabes have a stroke in 2003?

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 23, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I think it may have been 10/27/2002...

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

A date that never happened...

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 23, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That means I'm a year younger!

Since 10/27 is my birthday.

(Yeah, that wasn’t one of my more enjoyable birthdays in memory…)

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude.
That just fudgein’ bite.

Ermm my condolances.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 25, 2010 5:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

How Manny Burriss do you think they would take?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 23, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I will give you a turd in exchange for that nice sandwich you have there.
No.
Two turds then?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 23, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two is better than one!

My older sister once used this to convince me to give her a $5 bill for two $1’s.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 23, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they would prefer a SS who still had both feet

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Vroom count?

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 23, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The man with 4 feet!
No wonder he runs so fast.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 25, 2010 5:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be an emburrissing offer.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats what I thought about

Wigginton is having a good year, but id rather keep Crawford and Adrianza.

Manny B is the only SS id give them

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Jun 23, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL "ordered lists of random names, eight deep"

heres mine ive had for about a week:
Paul Konerko
Billy Butler
Alex Rios
Corey Hart
Marlon Byrd
Adam Dunn
Ty Wigginton
Dan Uggla
Jorge Cantu

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Jun 23, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
Buster Posey doing more catching drills today. He will be back at 1B tomorrow and will catch Joe Martinez Saturday vs. Red Sox, Bochy says.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey now, that something.

Thanks, Chop!

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

’welcome!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve also come to the conclusion that Posey will only start at catcher on days I’m going to watch the Grizzlies in Fresno.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

New job: work for Grizzlies

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or someone could just buy me season tickets. I’d be fine with that, too.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This placates my rage for now.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 23, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if the Red Sox annihilate Joey, he has a reason to send him back to Fresno?

Bochy, you schemer you.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude plays 3 dimensional chess in that big head of his.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 23, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

But his patterns indicate… two-dimensional thinking….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Play him more! My Pokemonz demand it!!!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 23, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not believe he will play 1B tomorrow. I don’t think we see him until Saturday. Why? Because.

by Every6thDay on Jun 23, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Joey was only pencilled in. Guess that is now ink…

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 23, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to sell my Red Sox tickets on Saturday

Now I’m going to the game!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 23, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Not surprising news by any means, but yea, officially the warriors are on a fire sale, everyone’s on the block except Curry

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm cool with that...

Curry’s the only one I’d hate to lose. Maybe Randolph, assuming the Warriors someday can have a coach who knows how to develop something other than guards. The others are either typical, replaceable NBA players, or they’re players I don’t particularly like. Or both.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 23, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork.
JohnSheaHey
  
Bochy sticking with last night’s lineup partly because it beat Oswalt. Bochy explained decision to Posey today.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 23, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

They scored three fucking runs! Three! GAH!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Posey having to maintain a straight face for that.

by kdl on Jun 23, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahahahahaha

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork: This lineup beat Roy fuckin’ Oswalt! It’s unstoppable!
Buster: I’m willing to waive my no-trade clause.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 23, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy might be the worst at giving explanations for his decisions

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 23, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy might be is the worst at giving explanations for his decisions

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 23, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Among 52,000 things

This is the single think I hate most about Bork.

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 23, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say this is slightly less stupid than “I had to keep Whiteside fresh.”

But it’s close.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jun 23, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Against Oswalt last night:

7 innings, 6 hits, 2 runs, 1 walk, 5 strikeouts.

That’s good enough to lose every night.

by Every6thDay on Jun 23, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if they score 4 runs tonight, Buster should probably start looking for a ride to Sacramento to meet the boys…

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 23, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 _singles_

.250/.280/.250 vs. Oswalt
.225/.250/.225 vs. Astros last night.

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on Jun 23, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so ridiculously stupid I just have to laugh.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 23, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I initially read that as:

This was my first erection

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those were the days.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It lasted that long?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 23, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what happens when you don’t consult a doctor.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/doesn’t consult a doctor

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 23, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if your doctor is really smokin’ hot, though?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 24, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like Cats…

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Jun 23, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does this mean that Timmy is starting again tonight?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 23, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, this lineup beat Roy Oswalt too!

Rowand CF
Renteria SS
Sandoval 3B
Huff 1B
DeRosa LF
Molina C
Bowker RF
Uribe 2B

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 23, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Hanley Ramirez

I don’t know if I need him,
but ooh- I’m dying to find out

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 23, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I never noticed that Romo looks like Soria

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 23, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey for a bucketful of cubic zirconia

by fantastical on Jun 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

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