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okay, don't hate me

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Unfortunately, just like Molina
the rest of the bills are all ones.
HAHA, SUCKER! The rest of the bills are monopoly money!
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 2, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I AM WORRIED ABOUT LEAVING THE OTHER THREAD TO THIS ONE.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GRANT DOING PEON WORK! FIRE THE MODS
SO BAD I CAN TASTE IT
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
Por Que?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Previous thread was awesome!
awesome threads are awesome
but that thing kept on making my computer crash it was so filled up
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on Jun 2, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t know why everyone was so concerned about new threads until I tried to use my mother-in-law’s computer to post a “Post-game thread” link. All I wanted was a Pepsi to post one link. A link! It took me almost 20 minutes because of the .gifs.
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 2, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
cain'd alert
Cliff lee is our 4th victim of the day already.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
So enough sacrifices have been made?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
the baseball gods are appeased
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on Jun 2, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Whew
I needed a new thread.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Ballpark is too big
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Awww poor Huff
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
OH MY FUCKING GOD NO FUCKING WAY
GRANT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WAY TO BLOW IT, GRANT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
AT&T'd
Huff is probably like FUCK THIS PARK
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
That was a triple in the old thread. Like I wrote, though, that was too many runs. Think of the children.
That Huff ball is on you. On you.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
This was the thread of his life
and he blew it
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I know the Dodger children
“And they should be eaten.
Alive.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Anyone keeping track of the homeruns Huff would have if he weren't screwed by this park?
he’s gotta be up to at least 3 with that one.
don’t hit it there, whiner
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 2, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH! FUCK YOU GR....LOLWUT?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
If this post had contained a llama reference I would ask if you’re having your boss over for dinner and for some reason you left him unattended.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
lol at me inviting my boss over for dinner.
/humps cat
//puts stick of butter in my Xbox
///pours salad dressing down his pants
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 2, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I think those are out of order.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I imagine your boss would act like there is nothing wrong with this behavior.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Which is why I implied inviting him over and leaving him unattended was a poor decision.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
Stamped. Approved.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Two aging, veteran, mediocre-at-best hitters in serious slumps drive in runs in consecutive innings for a very offensively-challenged team in support of a pitcher whose name has become synonymous with low run support. Sound impossible? Not in THE TWILIGHT ZONE!
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
Going on another Pie Run!!!!!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
"I blame Grant" anagram
BAT MALIGNER
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 2, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Geez, Grant...
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, MAN??
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
it’s only 309 down the line…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 2, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Getting AT&Ted
No more runs. You’ll have to pay extra.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
Ouch just saw huff's flyball
That sucks. Wow imagined if it went over. Huff is an improvement at 1st base like this guy and sabes sign this guy to a 13 year extension plz.
That would have gone out in a day game
Hit some on the road, Dude, you’ll feel better
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Buster catches pop ups with two hands
one more reason he is a bad ass.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
By the way thanks for the reverse jinx on Rowand, Grant
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
It worked because it wasn’t intentional, but, yeah. Saw it coming.
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 2, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
BURRISS GOTTA GO
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
sp
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
DEAR GIANTS; EDGAR RENTERIA IS A POOPYFACE
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 2, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
/Grand slam
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
And what’s sad is that Rowand going something like 1 for 3 with 2 K’s (ON PACE for the evening) with 2 rib-eyes would be his “Fuck you, Grant” game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD
LOL at the umpire
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
STFD IAN STEWART WALKUP SONG
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Shift A
So…at least we’ve never been shafted out of a perfect game.
/Optimism.
Tell that to Jonathan Sanchez and Juan Uribe
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll tell you who's stupid . . .
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
and he’s young, but I don’t think he’s been the same for a while
by wcw on Jun 2, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
OK OK YOU WERE RIGHT!!! Do you want us to throw ourselves down the stairs every time we bring up Bumgarner??
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 2, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I read the Fresno Bee checking on his velocity because I want it back.
by wcw on Jun 2, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly,
They should have just let that drop in triples alley just to LOL @ throwing Bengie out at home
by Artimus Clyde on Jun 2, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
he had a triple last year
I don’t understand how that happened.
by Into the Void on Jun 2, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
More like beating Bengie home in a foot race.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HAHAHAHAHA THIS REC'D
Dude that is fucking hilarious, and NO JOKE I think they would throw him out at home LOL.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
not at home
the throw would get home, but the catcher would have to run 20 ft. up the line toward third to tag out the huffing pile of flesh slumped on the field.
Oh, so this is where everybody went. I got distracted by arguing about Mark Reynolds, and then I got lonely.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
bochy wants to go 140 pitches
ex-catchers always do
by wcw on Jun 2, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it depends on the situation. If he’s given a reason to pinch hit for him
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
HE'S GOOD FOR 20 MORE PITCHES
AT LEAST.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Huff: This is for you Purple Row Lurkers

@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 2, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 15 recs
He's saying goddammit i love todd helton
“He is such a douche”.
I love Huff
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
WRECKED
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 2, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Could have they found a blurrier replay of the Joyce play?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
I think the point was that even blurry, a blind squirrel could call it right
by wcw on Jun 2, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy’s wife could’ve called it better
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Waiting till the 9th
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes . . . . . so . . . .
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Don't worry guys..
Rowand is back to normal.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Not Mike Piazza
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
EVIL
EEEEEEEVIL
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Reminds me of that song by Belle and Sebastien
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
“Who is the best hitter of the 90s…”
Oh, Barry Bonds!
“…not named Barry Bonds.”
DAMNIT!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Can we talk more about how Buster Posey doesn’t swing at pitches out of the zone?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Hey Joe Mauer better than Piazza
I like buster where he’s at I just want some splash hits though.
Power comes off mistakes
He’s been hitting decent pitches
by Artimus Clyde on Jun 2, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
So I guess the mods are att the park for SJ GIants/ MadBum bobblehead night?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
Lineup Friday
CF Rowand
2B Sanchez
3B Pablo
C Molina
1B Burrell
LF DeRosa
SS Burriss
RF Schierholtz
P Sanchez
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
by DJ Tofu on Jun 2, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL Schierholtz
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
bork knowledge
what do you do when someones in a slump? make them hit cleanup of course
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on Jun 2, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Except no Molina – Whiteside catches for Sanchez.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL SO TRUE
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I missed the list...
was Frank Thomas among the poll options?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
yeah, I’ll take Frank Thomas. Dude never had an OPS+ below 125 during the 90s. And Jeff Bagwell was a better hitter than Ivan Rodriguez.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WAY better.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This
Thomas was pretty nuts
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No
Gwynn
Piazza
Ivan
Griffer
someone
other
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I DON'T KNOW
TWEET AMY
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Kicking the shit out of something, probably.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Purple-clad Phillistine.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I always liked Fred better
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
LOL. Rowand gets to a routine popup and Kruk and Kuip act like he made the catch Austin Jackson made today
St. Andres!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Zzzzzzzzzzap. Zzzzzzzzzzzap. Zzzzzzzzap.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
ptoooooo, ptooooooooo, petoooooooo
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on Jun 2, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm shoota'
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
All washed up
Nice to see that the 1-6, 1-7 and ofer crowd are not totally washed up, after all. I mean Molina, Rowand and Posey, of course.
And nice to see Huff continuing to hit those 420’ homers…oops, yet another of his got caught…
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
STFD GOATEE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
Cain.
He’s pretty ok.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Guns and Roses just is not the same without Slash.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL TODD STFD
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU MOTHERFUCKING CHINLESS BASTARD!!!!
I'll punch Greg Evigan in the beard if I ever see him!
Yes
But there’s magic inside
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
if we can get 75K for him, sure.
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Grant is pretty active in the gameday thread tonight.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
I hate that asshole.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Who R Grant?
Is he the guy who doesn’t give in depth post game analysis?
by Artimus Clyde on Jun 2, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT IF I CAME HERE TO GET MY NEWS?!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
See, now you’re that comedian who was so great in the ‘80s but hasn’t seen fit to come up with any new material so everyone just ignores him but he still thinks he’s the shit.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
Remember when I came up with Choose Your Own Adventure threads four years ago? I get older, but they stay the same age.
/alllllright
//smashes watermelon
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 2, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear there’s a party at the moon tower later.
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
“Is it 1981?”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
“What if Mr. T and E.T. had a baby? I think it’d sound a little something like this: “I PITY THE FOO’ WHO DOESN’T phooooone hooooome.”
/thumbsup
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Grant . . .
. . . disappoints me sometimes.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
The Peon’s aren’t here tonight.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
The peons are entitled to a day off every so often, but I was at least expecting a sycophant to be on duty.
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 2, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I save my sycophancy for jponry
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
SO BAD I CAN TAST IT
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
lol
where’s that image kept?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
WalrusMan should never be entitled to a day off.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OK Andres
Time to get something don, son.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
too tired to type
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
/shift-A
MOLINA DROVE IN A RUN?!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 2, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
tell him to man up and play through the pain!
by Into the Void on Jun 2, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Wilson available tonight? If not, I’m kind of okay with Cain finishing it
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
was this already posted?
from baggs blog:
WhyGodWhy says:
June 2nd, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Breaking my posting ban to let all you know that this is what Baggs thinks of Giants fans.
http://www.knbr.com/portals/3/podcasts/murphmac/0602andybaggarly.mp3
Glad to know what you really think. At least I’m not a hack writer who is a team schill. What story does Sabean have you writing next?
No one here gets out alive.
Baggs= Sell out
Hopefully he takes these to heart.
I miss when they used to play “the distance” for when a starter made it to the 9th.
by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 2, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Torres
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Torres is getting absolutely fucked tonight
he should have had 2 BBs
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Oh, so now that’s a strike, ump. I see what you did there.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ump has someplace to be
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah, sniffing his own ass.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Umpire must want to go home.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Uh
Was that Mota headed to the bullpen?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
someone gives the ump a cheeseburger already, he's hungry
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
can haz?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
The M's gave them out
for Cheezburger Night, in conjunction with the site.
As jhiat00 notes, our peak as a civilization.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Oh man...
I figured out that much, but I honestly didn’t expect many professional sporting venues giving out promotional items based on the Interwebs.
I smell a new profile picture in my future.
yeah
they are like the best thing ever
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Juuuuuuuuuuuust a bit outside
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOLDBACKS!
Man, they’re screwed.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I feel so bad for management there; they’ve developed all these great young players, made a few smart trades, and their players just aren’t performing like they should. And then I fear that Sabean will go “LOOK SEE IT DOESN’T WORK BRB EXTENDING MOLINA!”
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
10 losses in a row
4 walk off losses in a row LOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 2, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Haha!
Good work.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 2, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
GREEN
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/ump calls strike three on wild pitch
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Pew pew pew!

@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 2, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 23 recs
THIS
incredible, rec’d.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
WRECKING BALL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 2, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, this guy and The GD Batman…drive-by brilliance, and just like that…pooowf…they’re gone.
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 2, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
The Gunman.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 2, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: LOL Apache via Simmons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo4glASbEh4
Watch. It will change your life.
/does the Fresh Prince dance
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7h-2UmHuxQ
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
OBP!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 2, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
incredible
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
GREAT AT-BAT!!!!!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Panda talking a walk is always good
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 2, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
cliff lee got cained
8 ip 1 er ND LOLOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
trade
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
don't worry, he'll be outta there by the ASG
by Murray, Present on Jun 2, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Would they even have the money for it?
I mean, I bet Manny’s raking in dough, but Lee’s worth serious bank too. Those court hearings just wrecked their payroll.
Free Agent after this year...
Just for this season, then try to sign him. Same thing they did for Manny two years ago.
by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 2, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Three team trade
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 2, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
actually
wasn’t it two separate trades?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I think the Jays-Phillies-Mariners trade was one deal, and then there was the Brett Wallace for Michael Taylor deal.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
He was very, very surprised to be traded, too.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I still do not understand that trade.
Phillies keep him and Halladay, their starting rotation would be INSANE.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They were afraid that they’d be bankrupting their farm system if they didn’t deal Lee. I mean, Kyle Drabek is gonna be the next Halladay in Toronto someday.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The did not need to deal him right then though.
I dunno. Just the thought of a Halladay/Lee 1-2 would make any team cringe.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Giants
“One thing you need as a closer is the ability to throw strikes.”
/camera goes to Wilson
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
We all do...
but new era wilson era also the only dodger that i dont hate is Eric Gange who i kind of miss too.
Wait what?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh No
Fuck Gagne I hate that dude so much. Him and his stupid fucking goggles.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
if you must shoot the ped's
he certainly did it right
by wcw on Jun 2, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I would say Nenn>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. Gagne, but I have to have respect for this guy.
Gagne I think only cy young winner besides wilson’s pending one soon.
Rowand is never gonna sit now right?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Is Nate not one of our guys? Who is in this exclusive club?
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by KTJ on Jun 2, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Neither will you with the game going on now
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
?
wtf is with you?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
You wont because this game is so tight now, only a 3 run lead
how will you ever sit?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
OT: LOL CHICAGO, those dickheads
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
THIS
I mean, I have no idea what you’re talking about, but I agree with anything anti-Chicago.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
i’m sorry, meant blackhawks, but everything Chicago, cept for the city of Chicago, SCREW THEM
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Well, then I agree with LOL CHICAGO even more.
And LOL KANE for being completely destroyed by Pronger.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I like to scream and be angry!
/Baggs thinks I’m a idiot
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
wilson time
ABC
PLZ BE 123
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
SHIFT+A
I come home to see Scott and Money not only have hits but RIBEYEZ!?!? What in the fuck?
Jeaaaggaahh
They got their swings back
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 2, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Torture upcoming
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Holy Shit
33 K in 21 1/3 IP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SUCK IT TULO
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bengie is gonna be pissed
Youngster stealing his pop-up’s now.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
no Bengie likes those
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL the look Molina gave Buster.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol posey
showing molina who should be handling the balls on this team.
LOL GAY
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Posey hit himself on the head. lol.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I would like to not have a heart attack tonight, Wilson
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL TULO
BUH BUH BAD
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
One more Brian
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Scout6 is standing.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This seems very un-Wilson like
3 pitches, 2 outs? Does he have dinner plans?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Forgot to do his P90X in the morning
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 2, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
and the fireworks go off
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
this is the fastest wilson inning in recent history
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
DJ Tofu is eating his Pablo DP pasta, sitting down
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Jesus Christ
Wilson is fucking, dealing.
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
Go Fight Win
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 2, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
/standing
LOL Bengie giving Buster the evil eye after he caught it. Probably thinking DROP IT DROP IT DROP IT
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
PSYCH PSYCH PSYCH SUPER-PSYCH!
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 2, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Signed, Super-Psych
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
going dumb
i knew mac dre wasnt dead, just married a garbage can
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on Jun 2, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Shortest Wilson inning ever?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I just thought the same thing
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
CAIN WINS!
/feints
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
err
faints.
FAKED YOU ALL OUT.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
CAIN WINS!
/jabs
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 2, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL 8 PITCHES
Has he ever had a save that fast and efficient in his career?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I recently decided to re-read/finish that manga. It gets really weird in the last book. Like, even weirder than usual.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
WIN!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
/Bochy breaks hip
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 2, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
WANT OTHER URIBE GIF
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Whooooooooooooo!
Matt Cain: 4-4!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
kung fu kodiak
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on Jun 2, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa...how'd I miss this?
Medders pitching the bottom of the 8th for Fresno vs. Las Vegas.
When did he get sent down?
Grizzlies lead 6-3. MadBum 6.1 IP, 7 H, 3 R, 2 ER, 3 BB, 3 K
Jesus Guzman hit his 5th HR. Bond, Guzman, Copeland all 2 hits. Burrell 0-for-2 with 2 Ribeyes on sac flies.
Oh, and Medders just gave up a HR to Chris Aguila. 6-4 Grizzlies.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Rehab assignment. He’s on the 15-day DL with knee inflammation.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
MY SON!
Medders is on rehab.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
went to the dl
He’s back rehabbing now I think, now that his suck muscle is healed.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
WIN

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 2, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WTFLOL
“Cainpew”?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 2, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
these are great
we’ve gotten awesome gifs from this game
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
That's scaryfast.
How do you capture the source material?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 2, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm curious as well
I usually just record off the TV with my phone, but that’s not always the most practical with respect to quality.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Two snaps for Cain

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Looks like 3 to me
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
Yes, dance baby dance.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Thanks . . .
. . . but I’m here with someone else.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
I feel a sort of sadness for good ol' 5 in the face of this breakout GIF wave.
May he never be forgotten.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 2, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Win

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/looks at cains ERA
/looks at cains wins
4-4 LOL GIANTS
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
MAH POKEMONZ
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
straight outta yashiva!
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on Jun 2, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Fine
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Jun 2, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
can someone post the rest of these please
by kingofthacove on Jun 2, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I think there are just two
and mymclife made them both
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Kruk desperately trying to convince us that June will be better for Molina and Rowand.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Bull Frog ad
Hope they’re paying royalties to Steve Martin. Total knockoff of his “King Tut” song.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Matt Cain = all star snub?
Hate to say it but they’ll be like LOL 4-4 BAD PITCHER
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
jeezus, that Jessica Simpson has some serious rallye bewb...
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

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