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okay, don't hate me

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 2, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA, SUCKER! The rest of the bills are monopoly money!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 2, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM WORRIED ABOUT LEAVING THE OTHER THREAD TO THIS ONE.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

grant made a new thread?
seriously whats going on???

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 2, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

The peon’s are gone.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRANT DOING PEON WORK! FIRE THE MODS

SO BAD I CAN TASTE IT

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

This seems risky

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 2, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

awesome threads are awesome

but that thing kept on making my computer crash it was so filled up

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 2, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know why everyone was so concerned about new threads until I tried to use my mother-in-law’s computer to post a “Post-game thread” link. All I wanted was a Pepsi to post one link. A link! It took me almost 20 minutes because of the .gifs.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 2, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

cain'd alert

Cliff lee is our 4th victim of the day already.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

So enough sacrifices have been made?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 2, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

the baseball gods are appeased

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 2, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whew

I needed a new thread.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballpark is too big

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Awww poor Huff

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 2, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING GOD NO FUCKING WAY

GRANT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WAY TO BLOW IT, GRANT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

AT&T'd

Huff is probably like FUCK THIS PARK

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 2, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Grant.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jun 2, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn’t Hawpe suck at defense too? Damn.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 2, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a triple in the old thread. Like I wrote, though, that was too many runs. Think of the children.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 2, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

i noticed you didn’t write RBI triple….. LOL Molina

by ACgiant97 on Jun 2, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Huff ball is on you. On you.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was the thread of his life

and he blew it

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 2, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not the Dodger children, right?

by L-Nova on Jun 2, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know the Dodger children

“And they should be eaten.

Alive.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 2, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS ALL GRANT’S FAULT

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

lol damn that slider was just a bit to high, the tiniest bit lower and its 6-1 =(

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

GO BACK TO THE OLD THREAD HURRY!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 2, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s up to at least 5

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t hit it there, whiner

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 2, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea fuck that guy

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH! FUCK YOU GR....LOLWUT?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 2, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

F U Fitty Bux

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 2, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this post had contained a llama reference I would ask if you’re having your boss over for dinner and for some reason you left him unattended.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Jun 2, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol at me inviting my boss over for dinner.

/humps cat
//puts stick of butter in my Xbox
///pours salad dressing down his pants

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 2, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think those are out of order.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine your boss would act like there is nothing wrong with this behavior.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why I implied inviting him over and leaving him unattended was a poor decision.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Jun 2, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 2, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stamped. Approved.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Two aging, veteran, mediocre-at-best hitters in serious slumps drive in runs in consecutive innings for a very offensively-challenged team in support of a pitcher whose name has become synonymous with low run support. Sound impossible? Not in THE TWILIGHT ZONE!

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Jun 2, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Going on another Pie Run!!!!!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 2, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

4 runs. It’s an offensive explosion!!!!!!!

by DFARowand on Jun 2, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

"I blame Grant" anagram

BAT MALIGNER

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 2, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez, Grant...

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, MAN??

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 2, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Huff's Reaction

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 2, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s only 309 down the line…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 2, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting AT&Ted

No more runs. You’ll have to pay extra.

@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 2, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

poor aubs, he iz sads

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 2, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch just saw huff's flyball

That sucks. Wow imagined if it went over. Huff is an improvement at 1st base like this guy and sabes sign this guy to a 13 year extension plz.

by waffles on Jun 2, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff is nearing JT snow land, plus his actual personality makes him that much more enjoyable.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would have gone out in a day game

Hit some on the road, Dude, you’ll feel better

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 2, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster catches pop ups with two hands

one more reason he is a bad ass.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

By the way thanks for the reverse jinx on Rowand, Grant

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

/gary radnich calls rowand a star in the morning

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It worked because it wasn’t intentional, but, yeah. Saw it coming.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 2, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURRISS GOTTA GO

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

sp

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god i remember this. Classic.

by Uncle Russel on Jun 2, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And what’s sad is that Rowand going something like 1 for 3 with 2 K’s (ON PACE for the evening) with 2 rib-eyes would be his “Fuck you, Grant” game.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

LOL at the umpire

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFO

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 2, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 2, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD IAN STEWART WALKUP SONG

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift A

So…at least we’ve never been shafted out of a perfect game.

/Optimism.

by Cheeeese! on Jun 2, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Only by our own players.

by itlynstalyn on Jun 2, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

tell mat latos that LOL ELI WHITESIDE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

just shafted of a Huff RBI triple by Grant “Joyce” Frisbee

by ACgiant97 on Jun 2, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell that to Jonathan Sanchez and Juan Uribe

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, also, it looks like Bumgarner hit a rough patch down in AAA.

by cubesonice on Jun 2, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll tell you who's stupid . . .

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 2, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s done well lately

by cubesonice on Jun 2, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he’s young, but I don’t think he’s been the same for a while

by wcw on Jun 2, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been pitching rather well lately.

by itlynstalyn on Jun 2, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

hasn’t mustered a k% over 20% since A ball

by wcw on Jun 2, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK OK YOU WERE RIGHT!!! Do you want us to throw ourselves down the stairs every time we bring up Bumgarner??

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 2, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/throws self down the stairs

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 2, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read the Fresno Bee checking on his velocity because I want it back.

by wcw on Jun 2, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly,

They should have just let that drop in triples alley just to LOL @ throwing Bengie out at home

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 2, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Bengie would’ve been winded by the time he hit third.

by speckops on Jun 2, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like beating Bengie home in a foot race.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA THIS REC'D

Dude that is fucking hilarious, and NO JOKE I think they would throw him out at home LOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

not at home

the throw would get home, but the catcher would have to run 20 ft. up the line toward third to tag out the huffing pile of flesh slumped on the field.

by sayheybk on Jun 2, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOL FELL ROUNDING 2ND

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Cain

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, so this is where everybody went. I got distracted by arguing about Mark Reynolds, and then I got lonely.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Cain

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROCKIES switch to giants mode once we score

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

cain at 100

Bochy put him out for the 8th?

by natey-nate on Jun 2, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

Needs to get 7 strikeouts

by waffles on Jun 2, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it depends on the situation. If he’s given a reason to pinch hit for him

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S GOOD FOR 20 MORE PITCHES

AT LEAST.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay. It’s posey time

by DFARowand on Jun 2, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

wreck

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 2, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sneezed right?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

aww, no profanity here, how nice of him!

by cubesonice on Jun 2, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

just needs to hit ’em harder

by wcw on Jun 2, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Huff

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 2, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

he knew they were watching

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 2, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Learn to hit them down the line

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 2, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/PR

FIDDLESTICKS!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 2, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WRECKED

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 2, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could have they found a blurrier replay of the Joyce play?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

You been drinkin'?

I'll punch Greg Evigan in the beard if I ever see him!

by NuschlerFace on Jun 2, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waiting till the 9th

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes . . . . . so . . . .

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 2, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, looks like they used an iphone to record it on a computer that was playing it through youtube.

by itlynstalyn on Jun 2, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry guys..

Rowand is back to normal.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 2, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

March to .200 is resumed

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 2, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least it wasnt a strikeout.

by natey-nate on Jun 2, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh hey

guy that cant hit

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 2, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome back Rownads

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Not Mike Piazza

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

who?

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 2, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You rang?

Mike Piazza Pictures, Images and Photos

I'll punch Greg Evigan in the beard if I ever see him!

by NuschlerFace on Jun 2, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Holy shit subject line.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 2, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flagged wtf

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 2, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t ask next time.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 2, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was ’chasm!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 2, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh good god

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 2, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVIL

EEEEEEEVIL

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of that song by Belle and Sebastien

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 2, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand doing his best Rowand impersonation

by ACgiant97 on Jun 2, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

IAWTC

But that’s just going from memory. Certainly, numbers can disprove me.

by Every6thDay on Jun 2, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Who is the best hitter of the 90s…”
Oh, Barry Bonds!
“…not named Barry Bonds.”
DAMNIT!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 2, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Exactly my train of thought

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 2, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess

It would be “the kid”.

by waffles on Jun 2, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we talk more about how Buster Posey doesn’t swing at pitches out of the zone?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh I've seen this

That guy dies at the end

F. the Lewis.

by calpolynate on Jun 2, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully one day Posey develops some more power

by cubesonice on Jun 2, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Joe Mauer better than Piazza

I like buster where he’s at I just want some splash hits though.

by waffles on Jun 2, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Theth Thmith ith ath tha plathe

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 2, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

So I guess the mods are att the park for SJ GIants/ MadBum bobblehead night?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Lineup Friday

CF Rowand
2B Sanchez
3B Pablo
C Molina
1B Burrell
LF DeRosa
SS Burriss
RF Schierholtz
P Sanchez

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 2, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL Schierholtz

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

my eye started twitching when I read this

by DFARowand on Jun 2, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

rehab hooky

LF DeRosa
SS Burriss

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 2, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

bork knowledge

what do you do when someones in a slump? make them hit cleanup of course

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 2, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except no Molina – Whiteside catches for Sanchez.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 2, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta play him when he is heating up

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 2, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SO TRUE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed the list...

was Frank Thomas among the poll options?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 2, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, I’ll take Frank Thomas. Dude never had an OPS+ below 125 during the 90s. And Jeff Bagwell was a better hitter than Ivan Rodriguez.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 2, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAY better.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 2, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Thomas was pretty nuts

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

no gwynn piazza griffey or other

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 2, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Gwynn
Piazza
Ivan
Griffer
someone
other

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's Albert Belle?

I'll punch Greg Evigan in the beard if I ever see him!

by NuschlerFace on Jun 2, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON'T KNOW

TWEET AMY

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kicking the shit out of something, probably.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Larry Walker?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 2, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Purple-clad Phillistine.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 Batting Titles in 90's

out of 3 total

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 2, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always liked Fred better

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 2, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. Rowand gets to a routine popup and Kruk and Kuip act like he made the catch Austin Jackson made today

by DFARowand on Jun 2, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

The dugout is priceless

I'll punch Greg Evigan in the beard if I ever see him!

by NuschlerFace on Jun 2, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

St. Andres!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Zzzzzzzzzzap. Zzzzzzzzzzzap. Zzzzzzzzap.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ptoooooo, ptooooooooo, petoooooooo

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 2, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm shoota'

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

wow cain is mixing his pitches really well tonight, he must be ignoring molina.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 2, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

109!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 2, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Never mind

110

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 2, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 2, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

OH HAI NEW THREAD! I’ve been talking to myself!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 2, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

ohhhh canadaaa

oh wait i’m not ralph

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 2, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

All washed up

Nice to see that the 1-6, 1-7 and ofer crowd are not totally washed up, after all. I mean Molina, Rowand and Posey, of course.

And nice to see Huff continuing to hit those 420’ homers…oops, yet another of his got caught…

by opguy on Jun 2, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 2, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

wrecked

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Jun 2, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD GOATEE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain.

He’s pretty ok.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

mental mistakes

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUPERWONDERFUL!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 2, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he only would have learned to win a little bit better,
that ball hit by huff would have been over the wall.

by natey-nate on Jun 2, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

6th starter at best

by ACgiant97 on Jun 2, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guns and Roses just is not the same without Slash.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TODD STFD

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s both sexual and violent.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 2, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO HELTON

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 2, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

it was 84 after 5 i think

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

But there’s magic inside

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 2, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we should start thinking about trading Lincecum….

by Uncle Russel on Jun 2, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

if we can get 75K for him, sure.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 2, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LINCECUM 4 RIOS

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 2, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is pretty active in the gameday thread tonight.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 2, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

its a full moon i’m telling ya’ll

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 2, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like winning an auction where you can have dinner with a celebrity

by cubesonice on Jun 2, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK RON GANT

I'll punch Greg Evigan in the beard if I ever see him!

by NuschlerFace on Jun 2, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that asshole.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who R Grant?

Is he the guy who doesn’t give in depth post game analysis?

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 2, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IF I CAME HERE TO GET MY NEWS?!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, now you’re that comedian who was so great in the ‘80s but hasn’t seen fit to come up with any new material so everyone just ignores him but he still thinks he’s the shit.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Jun 2, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/FIDDLESTICKS

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 2, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

come to think of it

i’ve never seen Grant and Andrew Dice Clay in the same room, at the same time

by sayheybk on Jun 2, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is Rich Hall

I'll punch Greg Evigan in the beard if I ever see him!

by NuschlerFace on Jun 2, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Grant starts making crappy kids movies

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 2, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when I came up with Choose Your Own Adventure threads four years ago? I get older, but they stay the same age.

/alllllright
//smashes watermelon

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 2, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear there’s a party at the moon tower later.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 2, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/has a Bust a Groove 2 moment

by L-Nova on Jun 2, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Is it 1981?”

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

“What if Mr. T and E.T. had a baby? I think it’d sound a little something like this: “I PITY THE FOO’ WHO DOESN’T phooooone hooooome.”

by Every6thDay on Jun 2, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/thumbsup

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 2, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant . . .

   . . . disappoints me sometimes.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 2, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck that guy

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 2, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Peon’s aren’t here tonight.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The peons are entitled to a day off every so often, but I was at least expecting a sycophant to be on duty.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 2, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL REC’D!!!

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jun 2, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I save my sycophancy for jponry

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 2, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO BAD I CAN TAST IT

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

where’s that image kept?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 2, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

WalrusMan should never be entitled to a day off.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cain gets snubbed from all star team for lack of W’s

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

OK Andres

Time to get something don, son.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 2, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

too tired to type

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 2, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shift-A

MOLINA DROVE IN A RUN?!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 2, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Wilson available tonight? If not, I’m kind of okay with Cain finishing it

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

was this already posted?

from baggs blog:

 WhyGodWhy says:
June 2nd, 2010 at 3:42 pm

Breaking my posting ban to let all you know that this is what Baggs thinks of Giants fans.

http://www.knbr.com/portals/3/podcasts/murphmac/0602andybaggarly.mp3

Glad to know what you really think. At least I’m not a hack writer who is a team schill. What story does Sabean have you writing next?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

The Baggs comments were epic tonight

by DFARowand on Jun 2, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs= Sell out

Hopefully he takes these to heart.

by waffles on Jun 2, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: Teh Awesome

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Jun 2, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

lol strike?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m prepared for Cain to go out there. Walk somebody and get pulled instantly

by DFARowand on Jun 2, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss when they used to play “the distance” for when a starter made it to the 9th.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 2, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Torres

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres is getting absolutely fucked tonight

he should have had 2 BBs

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 2, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL nba officating

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

gameday says OUTSIDE LOLOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

A bit inside, ump

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson is warming up

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

/shudders

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, so now that’s a strike, ump. I see what you did there.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

inconsistent ump is inconsistent

by ACgiant97 on Jun 2, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting how the zone is massive now yet earlier for caintrain it was LOL lunch box.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Mole

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump has someplace to be

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, sniffing his own ass.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of these strike calls are bullshit.

by itlynstalyn on Jun 2, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Umpire must want to go home.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

yo are you fucking kidding me?

that shit wasn’t even close to the paint LOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh

Was that Mota headed to the bullpen?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

No that’s Lincecum
/banned

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 2, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone gives the ump a cheeseburger already, he's hungry

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 2, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously it’s like he’s got a dinner date, the games only been going on for 2 hours.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

can haz?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 2, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s us at our peak as a civilization.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 2, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The M's gave them out

for Cheezburger Night, in conjunction with the site.

As jhiat00 notes, our peak as a civilization.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 2, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man...

I figured out that much, but I honestly didn’t expect many professional sporting venues giving out promotional items based on the Interwebs.

I smell a new profile picture in my future.

by L-Nova on Jun 2, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

they are like the best thing ever

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 2, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juuuuuuuuuuuust a bit outside

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLDBACKS!

Man, they’re screwed.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 2, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

4 walk off defeats in a row.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 2, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel so bad for management there; they’ve developed all these great young players, made a few smart trades, and their players just aren’t performing like they should. And then I fear that Sabean will go “LOOK SEE IT DOESN’T WORK BRB EXTENDING MOLINA!”

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on Jun 2, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watch the post game interviews with A.J. Hinch and he’s pretty much speechless at this point.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 2, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 losses in a row

4 walk off losses in a row LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha!

Good work.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 2, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was just sneezing.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 2, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Purple Row heart attack

by ACgiant97 on Jun 2, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 2, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREEN

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ump calls strike three on wild pitch

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Bochy ever move from that spot in the dugout? Everytime I see him he’s just standing there

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 2, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

rec’d

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 2, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

incredible, rec’d.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WRECKING BALL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 2, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d. Cain is awesome

by cubesonice on Jun 2, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, this guy and The GD Batman…drive-by brilliance, and just like that…pooowf…they’re gone.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 2, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Gunman.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 2, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/does the Fresh Prince dance

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7h-2UmHuxQ

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

good lord

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 2, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 2, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

incredible

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT AT-BAT!!!!!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

But he drew a walk! HE SHOULD HAVE HIT A HOME RUN!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 2, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda talking a walk is always good

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Panda

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

unbelievabuBBle

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 2, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

can we trade GRM to PR for 75k?

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 2, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 2, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your Sabean Bias Is Showing

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 2, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

cliff lee got cained

8 ip 1 er ND LOLOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

he signed w/wrong team =/

or was it a trade

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 2, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

trade

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 2, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would they even have the money for it?

I mean, I bet Manny’s raking in dough, but Lee’s worth serious bank too. Those court hearings just wrecked their payroll.

by L-Nova on Jun 2, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free Agent after this year...

Just for this season, then try to sign him. Same thing they did for Manny two years ago.

by yankeessuck8991 on Jun 2, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three team trade

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 2, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually

wasn’t it two separate trades?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 2, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Jays-Phillies-Mariners trade was one deal, and then there was the Brett Wallace for Michael Taylor deal.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was very, very surprised to be traded, too.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still do not understand that trade.

Phillies keep him and Halladay, their starting rotation would be INSANE.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were afraid that they’d be bankrupting their farm system if they didn’t deal Lee. I mean, Kyle Drabek is gonna be the next Halladay in Toronto someday.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The did not need to deal him right then though.

I dunno. Just the thought of a Halladay/Lee 1-2 would make any team cringe.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems unlikely

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 2, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Giants

“One thing you need as a closer is the ability to throw strikes.”

/camera goes to Wilson

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss Robb Nen sometimes

by wcw on Jun 2, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all do...

but new era wilson era also the only dodger that i dont hate is Eric Gange who i kind of miss too.

by waffles on Jun 2, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait what?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh No

Fuck Gagne I hate that dude so much. Him and his stupid fucking goggles.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 2, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say Nenn>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. Gagne, but I have to have respect for this guy.

Gagne I think only cy young winner besides wilson’s pending one soon.

by waffles on Jun 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eckersley, as well, right?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 2, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Eric Gagne

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 2, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand is never gonna sit now right?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 2, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

he has tenured now

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 2, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 2, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Row is one of our guys. and you HAVE to go with YOUR guyz!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Row is one of our gamers. and you HAVE to go with YOUR gamers!

fixed

by ACgiant97 on Jun 2, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Nate not one of our guys? Who is in this exclusive club?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jun 2, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither will you with the game going on now

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 2, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

wtf is with you?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 2, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wont because this game is so tight now, only a 3 run lead

how will you ever sit?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 2, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: LOL CHICAGO, those dickheads

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 2, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

I mean, I have no idea what you’re talking about, but I agree with anything anti-Chicago.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 2, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m sorry, meant blackhawks, but everything Chicago, cept for the city of Chicago, SCREW THEM

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 2, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, then I agree with LOL CHICAGO even more.

And LOL KANE for being completely destroyed by Pronger.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 2, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that and this game are making this an awesome night

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 2, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK KANE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 2, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is very un-uribean

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

what a time for disciplined ABs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 2, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA THROW TO FIRST!!! CUZ PABLO WILL STEAL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 2, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson is coming in

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 2, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Uribe

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

still a jazzy ab, uribe.

by natey-nate on Jun 2, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 2, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I like to scream and be angry!

/Baggs thinks I’m a idiot

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

wilson time

ABC

PLZ BE 123

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT+A

I come home to see Scott and Money not only have hits but RIBEYEZ!?!? What in the fuck?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

exactly.

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 2, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They got their swings back

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 2, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torture upcoming

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Shit

33 K in 21 1/3 IP

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT TULO

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Please no torture.

by speckops on Jun 2, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Take his job too Posey

by ACgiant97 on Jun 2, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie is gonna be pissed

Youngster stealing his pop-up’s now.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 2, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

pop Tarts

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

no Bengie likes those

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 2, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL the look Molina gave Buster.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

lol posey

showing molina who should be handling the balls on this team.

by natey-nate on Jun 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GAY

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey hit himself on the head. lol.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like to not have a heart attack tonight, Wilson

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TULO

BUH BUH BAD

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

One more Brian

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Scout6 is standing.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This seems very un-Wilson like

3 pitches, 2 outs? Does he have dinner plans?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, now shut up.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 2, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forgot to do his P90X in the morning

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 2, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the fireworks go off

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

wow LOL wilson just straight up challenging

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

GET EM READY!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WHACHU TALKING ABOUT WILLIS!?

by speckops on Jun 2, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

first pitch swinging out?

Giants baseball now consumes Rockies

by ACgiant97 on Jun 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

this is the fastest wilson inning in recent history

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

1-2-3 Wilson

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

DJ Tofu is eating his Pablo DP pasta, sitting down

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ

Wilson is fucking, dealing.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 2, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon Pokemon!!!!!!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 2, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Fight Win

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 2, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

/standing

LOL Bengie giving Buster the evil eye after he caught it. Probably thinking DROP IT DROP IT DROP IT

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 2, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

PSYCH PSYCH PSYCH SUPER-PSYCH!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 2, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Signed, Super-Psych

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 2, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Win!


"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

going dumb

i knew mac dre wasnt dead, just married a garbage can

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 2, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shortest Wilson inning ever?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 2, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I just thought the same thing

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINZZZZZZZ

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 2, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN WINS!

/feints

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

err

faints.

FAKED YOU ALL OUT.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN WINS!

/jabs

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 2, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

no decision’d!

/parries!

by speckops on Jun 2, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he actually loses?!

by speckops on Jun 2, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 8 PITCHES

Has he ever had a save that fast and efficient in his career?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I could get used to that kind of save

by wcw on Jun 2, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

sweep avoidance

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 2, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I recently decided to re-read/finish that manga. It gets really weird in the last book. Like, even weirder than usual.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 2, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 2, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

/Bochy breaks hip

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 2, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WANT OTHER URIBE GIF

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 2, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whooooooooooooo!

Matt Cain: 4-4!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

....


"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

kung fu kodiak

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 2, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa...how'd I miss this?

Medders pitching the bottom of the 8th for Fresno vs. Las Vegas.

When did he get sent down?

Grizzlies lead 6-3. MadBum 6.1 IP, 7 H, 3 R, 2 ER, 3 BB, 3 K

Jesus Guzman hit his 5th HR. Bond, Guzman, Copeland all 2 hits. Burrell 0-for-2 with 2 Ribeyes on sac flies.

Oh, and Medders just gave up a HR to Chris Aguila. 6-4 Grizzlies.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 2, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Rehab assignment. He’s on the 15-day DL with knee inflammation.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Jun 2, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY SON!

Medders is on rehab.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

went to the dl

He’s back rehabbing now I think, now that his suck muscle is healed.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 2, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

WTFLOL

“Cainpew”?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 2, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

these are great

we’ve gotten awesome gifs from this game

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 2, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's scaryfast.

How do you capture the source material?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 2, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm curious as well

I usually just record off the TV with my phone, but that’s not always the most practical with respect to quality.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 2, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

....

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain

2 Wins in back to back starts???

by natey-nate on Jun 2, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Starter for 8

Wilson for 1, Score some runs

We should do that more often no?

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 2, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

....


"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Two snaps for Cain

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Looks like 3 to me

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Photobucket

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 2, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, dance baby dance.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 2, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks . . .

 . . . but I’m here with someone else.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 2, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel a sort of sadness for good ol' 5 in the face of this breakout GIF wave.

May he never be forgotten.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 2, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

still my favorite

[ Something witty here ]

by HowAboutNow on Jun 2, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

/looks at cains ERA

/looks at cains wins

4-4 LOL GIANTS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

MAH POKEMONZ

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 2, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

straight outta yashiva!

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 2, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 2, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

YAY

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 2, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

can someone post the rest of these please

by kingofthacove on Jun 2, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there are just two

and mymclife made them both

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 2, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk desperately trying to convince us that June will be better for Molina and Rowand.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

they can try, we know better

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 2, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bull Frog ad

Hope they’re paying royalties to Steve Martin. Total knockoff of his “King Tut” song.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 2, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain = all star snub?

Hate to say it but they’ll be like LOL 4-4 BAD PITCHER

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 2, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 2, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Is CAin learning how to win?

by ACgiant97 on Jun 2, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK EVERYBODY FOR THE GIFS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 2, 2010 11:43 PM PDT reply actions  

jeezus, that Jessica Simpson has some serious rallye bewb...

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 3, 2010 12:10 AM PDT reply actions  

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