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Off day overflow thread

Two links:

I answered some questions for Bluebird Banter over here. Give it a look

Jeff Sullivan of SB Nation takes a look at the NL West . Suck it, Matt Kemp.

Enjoy the quiet of the off day.

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LOL VACATION

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 17, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck Fellate it, Matt Kemp

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 17, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez may be the dirtiest of the bunch… heh.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 17, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FRED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 17, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOL!!! IT'S A TRAP!!!!
Bruce Bochy is in his 4th year as manager there. What are his strengths and weaknesses?

Haven’t even read the response yet. It’s just funny to me that the question was even asked.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jun 17, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Strengths: Can make a mean Denver omelette

Weaknesses: Managing baseball games

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really think that Giants fans suffer from over exposure to Bochy

The reality is that almost all managers are OLD SCHOOL PLAYERS who manage the game THE WAY IT SHOULD BE PLAYED and make a ton of stupid decisions. We just see Bochy’s more than anyone else’s

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients: Posey, Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres, Uribe

by GiantPain on Jun 17, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

certainly there is plenty of armchair managing

From a bunch of Internet Superhero Stat Nerds like us.

But that doesn’t mean Bochy isn’t an idiot.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 18, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh… this is making me think about Accardo for Hillenbrand. FBAL would have been too high a price to pay for Hillenbrand. Just ugh.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 17, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember you.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and I should say always for minor lines and Choose Your Own Adventure.

I’m really busy and gameday threads are waayyyy too long these days.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 17, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

CYOA

may be no longer.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 17, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is an IRC channel that is so dead as to barely have a pulse… no problem keeping up with things there…
#thecove on dalnet

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by Merope on Jun 17, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

People who can’t handle GDT are losers. LOSERS!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 17, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have an optical character speech synthesizer?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 17, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 18, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jun 17, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

weak

actually maybe we should start grading these on a 1-5 scale.
You get a 0 because it’s a TWHS

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by zenbitz on Jun 18, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

no such trade

The trade was for Chulk and Hillenbrand. Hillenbrand wasn’t much good for us, despite having been hitting quite well in the AL East at the time of the trade (,301/.342/.480, with an OPS+ of 110)—he was capable enough for the Angels and Dodgers to have on their rosters in 2007, after he left us. Chulk stopped being useful pretty soon too. But ugh? Accardo has by and large been mediocre for the Jays: he has won 5 games in five years, had ERAs of 5.97, 6.57, and 8.10 in three of those years, only once had a WHIP under 1.5 (it’s 2.25 this year), for the last three or four years has been walking as many as he strikes out, and so on. Some of these numbers don’t mean too much for a relief pitcher, but nothing at all, except a good number of saves one year, indicates that he was worth keeping. I doubt that he would be good enough for the Giants’ bullpen this year or last year, for all that.

by campanari on Jun 17, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

110 OPS+ is below average for a 1B. And that was the best year of his career.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 17, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say Hillenbrand—a third baseman as well as a first baseman—was hitting like a star. But I would say that he was quite OK with the bat, and by extension, that his offensive collapse was hardly predictable. As to its being his best year, the statement is true but misleading, since he had previously had OPS+ of 108, 105, 104, and 100, and OBPs of .348 and .342 in his (uneven) career. He was good enough to have been a two-time All Star, most recently in the year before he came to the Giants. Getting him as essentially a freebie, thrown into the deal along with a pitcher with Chulk’s record in exchange for a pitcher with Accardo’s record made perfect sense. Even as to opportunity cost, the trade made sense as a mid-year (July 22) transaction.

I would add that except for Accardo’s one surprisingly good year, Chulk’s record with us was at least equal to Accardo’s with the Jays: better ERAs generally, better WHIPs. better BB/K. This is not to say that Chulk went beyond the mediocre, but to underline that on the basis of rational prediction the trade was one that the Giants were right to make. The Jays made it, after all, because they were eager to get rid of Hillenbrand for reasons that had nothing to do with his batting. He was on the block because he had had a violent feud with the irascible turkey who was managing their team at the time.

by campanari on Jun 17, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’ve had a veeeery long discussion about this a few months ago with Missing Barry, but the conclusion was that there were better, free guys like Carlos Pena and Russel Branyan around. I’ll try to find it.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah… even longer than I remembered. You can skip to the 2-3 comments before the green one to cut to the point.

Basically, even at his peak, Hillenbrand wasn’t any better than some freely available 1B. They were younger, cheaper, better, and could have been had for nothing. How he made the AS team twice, I have no idea.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

batting average

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BA

Wasn’t over .300 either time. Gotta be the Boston uniform the first year.

"That sort of thing only happens to white people."
- Kirby Puckett joking about the fairy-tale nature of his friend, Cal Ripken Jr., homering in his final All-Star Game

by achiappanza on Jun 17, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

fun fact

he made the All Star Team that second year as a DH with a .305/.346/.486 12 HR 39 RBI line in the first half

Travis Hafner that year in the first half: .322/.461/.650 25 HR 74 RBI. Did not make the All Star Team.

I will never understand how that went down.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 17, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

My biggest all-star WTF

Scott Cooper, back to back starting 3rd baseman for the AL, 93 and 94.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no recollection of that guy whatsoever

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 18, 2010 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look at his career stats and you will know why

The baseball Satanist
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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 18, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Cooper

I remember having him on my roto team as a 3B backup. That’s about how good he was at his peak.

"That sort of thing only happens to white people."
- Kirby Puckett joking about the fairy-tale nature of his friend, Cal Ripken Jr., homering in his final All-Star Game

by achiappanza on Jun 21, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOSTON

THAT MAKES HIM BETTER

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I especially like this, btw, because there’s just no way in which it makes sense. You can’t even say that “Oh, well, Hafner had the great OPS, but they picked Hillenbrand for the RBIs!!”

HAFNER HAD TWICE AS MANY HR AND RBI AS HILLENBRAND.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 17, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t looked this up, but I’d be willing to be money that the average was at least .300 by the end of Allstar voting.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 18, 2010 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

*bet

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 18, 2010 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hillenbrand

isn’t a totally worthless waste of roster space. He was a ~league average hitter and an indifferent 1B (and a terrible 3B)

However, one should never give up, you know, actual players for him.

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by zenbitz on Jun 18, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

of course it was for Chulk and Hillenbrand. That’s not the point. Neither is the point that Accardo has been injured/ineffective. The point is that SABEAN GAVE THINGS UP FOR SHEA HILLENBRAND. HILLENBRAND WAS NEVER GOOD.

Maybe I should post more like in the old days so new people don’t try to “explain” things to me.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 18, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zorak is batting .330 at Fresno

I’ll pay $75.00 for the Jays to take him back.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 17, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

There are worse fast utility players out…. wait what? Am I defending Velez? Good god never mind.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 17, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

make it .333 after a 1-2 so far (5th inning)

and Bowker is 2-2 hitting .417 with a 2B

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 17, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MLB NETWORK

Listed the “5 possible NL all star game starters”

No giants LOL bad team.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Retarded math.

ERA!!!!!

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jun 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINZZZZZZZ!!!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can Cain not be on that list

2 ER in his last 41 IP… Also, I find it funny that he lost a game in that stretch

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 17, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lizzy Mcguire Movie is a trending topic in SF

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 17, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I once saw Adam Lamberg on campus at Cal.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess nobody cares. :(

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve absolutely no idea who that is.

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by Merope on Jun 17, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gordo from Lizzie McGuire.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

El Gordo y la Flaca?

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by Merope on Jun 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh, I just assumed it was some mixed-up name combo of andy samberg and adam lambert.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jun 17, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lizzie McGuire?

I’ve absolutely no idea who that is.
Is that a movie where Tom Cruise is revealed as a transsexual?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 18, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a class with him at Cal! (somebody had to point him out to me, though)

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jun 17, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s a Lizzy Mcguire?
Is that some Disney channel / Nickelodeon thing?

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by Merope on Jun 17, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually Lizzie McGuire.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kid friendly tv goes heavy metal:

Thin Lizzie McQuire

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 17, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only kiddie shows I’m really familiar with are Dora, and a long time ago TMNT.

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by Merope on Jun 17, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But..but...but.

You teach little kids. You should do your research!

just kidding.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Boys Are Back In School

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 18, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

not on the twitter trending list though

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 17, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

A/S/L

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom Hanks: Not aging gracefully.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Throwing up gang signs.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

His face in this picture keeps making me LOL.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like me in my ASL class.

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by Merope on Jun 17, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

2/AMD64/Server Rack

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i remember doing this, wow was i lame

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ASL is required for the certification I’m getting, but is basically pointless. It took me 8 years of college and 8 years of working with Spanish speaking families to become moderately proficient in Spanish. Eight weeks of sign language that I’ll never use again, isn’t going to “stick.”

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by Merope on Jun 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

haha, i totally thought what Natto was thinking, my bad merope, didn’t realize what you meant, took me a bit, but DAMN, that’s a hell of alot of effort to put into that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Took me about three months of

Absolute immersion. I mean no English at all.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jun 18, 2010 5:37 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I do okay unless I have to use a verb in the past tense.

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by Merope on Jun 18, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

In one semester of college Spanish we got into past tense and man was that hard. I have no problem conjugating it but it’s hard to remember all the variations of past, present, future, etc.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 18, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

he just pooped himself

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by lame-o on Jun 17, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who didn’t, though?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he's not

But I’m happy he hasn’t gone the plastic surgery route.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 17, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I appreciate that he’s just letting it happen.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs to be ugly when he plays Roland.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: NBA Finals

Do you think that david stern gave the lakers their rings before the game?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe people are actually going to watch that. Then again I’ve spent most of my afternoon split between McC and job hunting.

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by Merope on Jun 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking economy.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I hate my job, but I know if I quit and go “job hunting” I’ll end up unemployed smoking weed and playing video games like 75% of the people from my graduating class.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Based on your handle, it doesn’t sound like it would be much of a lifestyle change.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t meant to be mean.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing I’m not wearing any pants.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That might be partially true

But I work 45 hours a week a hour from my house, so I only have time to smoke dank and watch torture.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smoking pot and watching anything called “torture” sounds like a major bummer.

by sakbaum on Jun 18, 2010 4:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.
For the past 3 years my job has just gotten worse and worse, and now it’s to the point where the “Well at least I still have a job.” mantra isn’t helping. I’ve started breaking out in rashes on Sunday night at the thought of going back to work on Monday, that’s how stressed out I am. The kids are fine, but there’s just mountains of paperwork, no autonomy and I work with idiots.

Fortunately I went back to school to get training in a complementary field, and I’ll be done with that, I hope come January… but there are no jobs in that field either!!

Hooray, another piece of worthless paper to adorn the walls of my cardboard box!!

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by Merope on Jun 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Sure is nice having to do tech support and help desk for people who don’t speak English as their first language.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insulation!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus we’d like to leave Sac so it seems silly to get another job and then leave it in two years… ya know?

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by Merope on Jun 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two years is actually the longest I’ve ever been continually employed.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been in this job since 1996? 97? too long

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by Merope on Jun 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the exception of an 8 month break in 2005 (while I was being paid not to work), I have held a job since 1981.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been working since 1979, just not in this particular job.

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by Merope on Jun 17, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I envy the fact you were alive during the 80’s to witness championship greatness in San Francisco.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember being on BART during one of the 9ers Superbowls and the conductor / driver dude would announce the scores.

I had to go to Berkeley for something… probably needed a book for a class.

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by Merope on Jun 17, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if you weren't watching the game

Championships in the bay area… something I’ve experienced once and that was when I was 7 years old LOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I more remember the Raider years in the 70’s. Mostly because I was younger then and had the time to be involved. I was in college when the 49ers went on their roll and was working 2-3 jobs and didn’t have much time for the games. I do remember them though.

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by Merope on Jun 17, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Bay Area hasn't been deprived

Just the Giants.

"That sort of thing only happens to white people."
- Kirby Puckett joking about the fairy-tale nature of his friend, Cal Ripken Jr., homering in his final All-Star Game

by achiappanza on Jun 17, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is always money in that

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s always money in the banana stand!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jun 17, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And in the banana hammock!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 18, 2010 4:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Noted.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 18, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm listening to the ESPN radio feed because jim duramh is the man

Plus I can’t stand ugly van gundy and smug jackson, the play by play guy on tv is awful as well. Not to mention they are all massive laker homers, it’s fucking pathetic.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/changes channel

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants have exactly one regular with an OBP of less than .343

pretty amazing, amirite?

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

BAM BAM 4 PREZ

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you list the “regulars” OBP? Feel free to include scott, whiteside, bengie, nate, and ishi.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie is the only regular in there as of now

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

links pls

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/SFG/2010.shtml

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

565 ops from bengie

Incredible, jason varitek is jealous.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually 656, but yeah that’s bad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my apologies, didn’t mean to make bengie look bad.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rk Pos Age G PA AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI SB CS BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS OPS+ TB GDP HBP SH SF IBB
1 1B Aubrey Huff* 33 63 260 220 37 67 15 2 11 36 3 0 33 26 .305 .396 .541 .937 144 119 6 3 0 4 2
2 OF Andres Torres# 32 57 224 188 30 55 20 3 3 19 11 3 31 39 .293 .395 .479 .874 129 90 4 1 4 0 1
3 SS Juan Uribe 30 63 245 218 33 63 11 1 11 42 1 2 23 37 .289 .355 .500 .855 122 109 7 1 0 3 1
4 RF Nate Schierholtz* 26 57 143 125 20 33 8 1 1 9 4 2 13 17 .264 .345 .368 .713 88 46 2 3 1 1 3
5 3B Pablo Sandoval# 23 64 283 255 36 72 17 2 6 27 2 2 24 34 .282 .343 .435 .778 103 111 16 1 0 3 6
6 C Bengie Molina 35 53 195 178 16 46 6 0 3 17 0 0 12 17 .258 .313 .343 .656 73 61 6 3 0 2 3
7 CF Aaron Rowand 32 46 195 183 20 41 8 2 6 23 1 2 7 39 .224 .267 .388 .655 70 71 7 4 0 1 0
Team Totals 29.7 65 2473 2185 282 581 126 12 57 264 26 15 210 409 .266 .333 .413 .746 95 902 69 21 35 22 17
Rank in 16 NL teams 13 11 6 5 10 10 16 8 13 15 3 6 5 7 7 6 5

by Natto on Jun 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I completely forgot just how young Panda is

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP is third column from the right

  Player TEAM POS G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI TB BB SO SB CS OBP SLG AVG

1. D Bautista
SF P 11 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000

2. F Sanchez
SF 2B 26 99 14 34 7 0 0 14 41 12 16 0 1 .404 .414 .343

3. P Burrell
SF OF 11 31 5 11 3 0 2 5 20 3 6 0 0 .400 .645 .355

4. A Huff
SF 1B 63 220 37 67 15 2 11 36 119 33 26 3 0 .396 .541 .305

5. A Torres
SF OF 57 188 30 55 20 3 3 19 90 31 39 11 3 .395 .479 .293

6. B Posey
SF 1B 17 64 8 22 4 1 1 7 31 3 5 0 0 .382 .484 .344

7. E Renteria
SF SS 23 86 9 28 3 0 1 11 34 7 14 3 0 .372 .395 .326

8. T Ishikawa
SF 1B 40 29 6 8 4 0 1 4 15 4 8 0 0 .364 .517 .276

9. J Uribe
SF SS 63 218 33 63 11 1 11 42 109 23 37 1 2 .355 .500 .289

10. N Schierholtz
SF OF 57 125 20 33 8 1 1 9 46 13 17 4 2 .345 .368 .264

11. P Sandoval
SF 3B 64 255 36 72 17 2 6 27 111 24 34 2 2 .343 .435 .282

12. E Whiteside
SF C 30 68 12 19 5 0 4 9 36 5 15 1 1 .338 .529 .279

13. M Downs
SF 2B 29 78 6 19 7 0 1 7 29 8 18 0 0 .318 .372 .244

14. B Molina
SF C 53 178 16 46 6 0 3 17 61 12 17 0 0 .313 .343 .258

15. R Rohlinger
SF SS 10 14 1 3 0 0 0 1 3 2 4 0 0 .313 .214 .214

16. M DeRosa
SF OF 26 93 9 18 3 0 1 10 24 9 16 0 2 .279 .258 .194

17. E Velez
SF OF 19 46 6 9 2 0 2 8 17 5 8 0 0 .275 .370 .196

18. A Rowand
SF OF 46 183 20 41 8 2 6 23 71 7 39 1 2 .267 .388 .224

19. J Bowker
SF OF 41 82 9 17 3 0 3 8 29 6 23 0 0 .256 .354 .207

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mole has a extremely good OBP, although SSS is in effect.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ASTROS LOL

Brett meyers with a 2-0 lead against the bottom of the order against KC and with 2 outs gives up 4 runs LOLOLOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

New Warriors Logo

Just became my favourite logo in the NBA

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazing

I saw that like 2 months ago online lol.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huge improvement. The previous one looked like some 90s action cartoon.

by Natto on Jun 17, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, that old logo was something moronic that only the wizards would think was cool.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

the old glossy unis with the orange trim reminded me too much of the Vonteego Cummings era. This is a good change.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 17, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember the ones that had the lightning bolt on the sides?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It bothers me that the bridge isn’t centered. But even still, I agree: big improvement.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 17, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bridge is also at an angle, which would look really strange if it were centered.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like "The City" logo

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do like the fact they kinda went back to what they used to be

it looks good

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 17, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only problem are the jerseys... It's going to be white, i'd rather have

Blue and Gold… although they might use the White jersey’s for Sunday games

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLUE AND GOLD?

FROM YOU?

I AM SHOCKED.

SHOCKED.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

MICHIGAN, WEST VIRGINIA

hence, why i like those colors

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAIZE AND BLUE BABY!!!

MAIZE AND BLUE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUUUUUUUUURE WHATEVER YOU SAY HYPOCRITE

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PAC 10????

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

R.I.P. thunder

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jun 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was gone a few years ago

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

props to goldenstateofmind

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Trace WELL"

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the day comes full circle.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously, how do you find these sites

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The truth is that I am the Internet.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this one: Passive Aggressive Notes

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 17, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Golden Gate Bridges

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 17, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The jersey’s really blew during the 90s and 2000s, 80s were OK, best jerseys in almost 20 years

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much Better

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very nice, but a few things bother me.

The width of the cable (almost disappears at the spire), the font, and the outer circle is wider at the bottom. But still, I like it

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen the jersey design?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re very nice. The secondary and tertiary logos are excellent as well

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

people on GSOM don't seem to think so

but yea, i would like it if it was BLUE and GOLD instead of just white, but i love the design. Unique

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M WATCHING YOU, PiKA

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

;)

MAIZE AND BLUE BABY!!!!!! also WVU

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should have polka dots!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do wish the colors were inverted on the jersey. Blue stripes running down the sides would look nicer than yellow

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 17, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

for sure

guess we’ll see for sure during the draft

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is that supposed to be the GG bridge, the western span of the bay bridge, or the new/not yet completed eastern span of the bay bridge? I think it may be option #3, in which case it must be the first nba logo of a landmark which actually doesn’t exist yet, although I can’t be totally sure about that.

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Jun 18, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLAKERS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS GO CELTICS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe Bryant

3-17 in his most important game of the season

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK KOBE BRYANT

Here comes the endless star calls LOL 0 PF’S ON KOBE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Jordan never woulda done that.”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe bryant could win 5 more championships

And he still wouldn’t be even close to jordan.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

What Kobe SUCKS at

is distributing the ball, he doesnt even give up the ball, selfish selfish selfish

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the zebra’s buy anything he sells, LOL TV CONTRACTS.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ummmm, like to say this about LeBron as well...

and Derek Fisher, the best actor in the NBA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lebron at least gets hit, where as kryant and fisher just flop and exaggerate everything.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fisher more often than kobe

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but all kobe has to do is attack the rim grunt and scream and then there’s 2 free throws.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re thinking of Pau Gasoft

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess...

he’s not the worst of them, that’s more Gasol i agree

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah it’s hilarious, as you can see the screams are paying off late in the game.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're kinda taught that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, the NBA has more acting than the WWE.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

False

Soccer has more acting

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess thats true

I don’t know to much about soccer, but from what I’ve seen in the vuvuzella spam fest its apparent.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that in most of recent WC games I’ve seen, the officials haven’t been giving out as many fouls for minor contact and obvious dives. The first few games of the tourney were painful.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand why this crowd is so quiet, they all know there is no way they will lose a close game on their home court.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of hope the Celtics win just so I can LOLU U.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want them to win

but come on man, you know how the NBA works.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in it only for the lulz, man.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

With a healthy and explosive kevin garnett, kendrick perkins, and a functioning paul pierce and ray allen.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

break a leg kobe

no really, break your leg in this game on your way to an embarrassing loss

by NeifiPerezz on Jun 17, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KOBES BETTER THAN JORDAN

LOLOLOLOLOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm living in LA right now

and I’d like to say that I’ve grown to hate Dodger fans even more, but I can’t because all these people have been talking about is the Lakers for the past SIX FREAKING MONTHS. It would make me SO happy to see Kobe and co. fall flat on their faces in game seven.

Most annoying Laker fan trait, IMO? Off the cuff confidence. Doesn’t matter what the stakes— I swear I heard so many callers to local sports talk calling in and predicting Game 7 victories, and it was like they weren’t even nervous or anything. A fanbase like that doesn’t deserve a championship.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 17, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t see how the lakers could possibly lose this game, the zebra’s will not allow it.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you’re playing against the lakers at staples center… You’re basically the warriors.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

a better phrase for what i was trying to say

blithe confidence. Laker fans just don’t even seem to have considered the possibility that they could lose… and you may be right. Maybe with the zebras’ help, they can’t.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 17, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

well after what happened in Sacramento… of course they feel entitled.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 17, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

la fans do have remarkable arrogance to go along with exceptional douchiness

by NeifiPerezz on Jun 17, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

the issue i have with the arrogance is not only is it annoying as all hell, it’s also BORING. Sports really aren’t much fun when everyone already knows (or thinks they know) what the outcome is going to be. I’ve been listening to these asshats drone on and on about how great the lakers are and how unstoppable they are, and ranking how unstoppable they are, and talking about kobekobekobekobe for so damn long… ugh. You know if there was any fear, any angst, it would be at least semi-tolerable. But no. Please God, please put an end to this crap. I hate that I’m rooting for a Boston team, but the alternative is about 10x worse.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 17, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all about the money and image for david stern, and I know for a fact he hates the celtics attitude. Not to mention there’s more lakers fans in every state than there is warriors fans in the bay area. So factor that in and include the lakers winning in 6 or 7 games and that’s the best TV ratings possible, aka max $$$ for david stern.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is why I don’t understand why people watch the NBA playoffs.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i watch it because i like to! There’s nothing else on right now

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

im only watching because of the chance that i could demoralized lakers fans

by NeifiPerezz on Jun 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

see. see demoralized lakers fans.

by NeifiPerezz on Jun 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL tick tack fouls on glen davis

But I am also watching for the same reason, FUCK LA SPORTS FANS!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t watch because basketball is fucking boring

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 17, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, as I watch this game all I can think about is the huge influence I’m seeing from Stern right now…c’mon.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 17, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s mostly the hating of anything LA burning through my veins, but the fact that lamar odom has 0 fouls is LOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I actually cheered for the Lakers for a few years when I moved to SoCal. The Nick the Brick & Eddie Jones days. When you could actually gets tix to a game at the Forum for a decent price. Once Shaq & Kobe came, the bandwagon was so fricking obnoxious I started hating the team. Those fans don’t deserve shit.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 18, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOSERS!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL slop

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pythagoraswitch is the silliest show on TV

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, math and witchcraft aren’t the best combination.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come to the park!

It’s tragic inside.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Jun 17, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL@ non-foul fouls called against Boston

All that’s missing is Vince McMahon

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 17, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Clearly the lakers don't foul the celtics

The officials are the best in the business!!!

/DAVIDSTERN’D

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, never

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope don nelson isn't watching this game

“That davis kid would make a great center for my team!”

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow nice block on Gasol, LOL AT HIM FALLING DOWN

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I WAS FOULED I WAS FOULD!!!! ARRRGGHHHH

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, he was NOT fouled by Wallace on that play, fuck him

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

this has happend to rasheed wallace in the finals like 5 different times

NBA: LAKERS ARE THE BEST!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Pistons fan when they had both Wallaces

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

BALL DON'T LIE, gasoft

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

As A laker fan I can say that was a bad call

Stern must have just initiated Order 66.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

lmao

eliminate them, immediately

by chenster on Jun 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop this right now

MY tv ratings are going down, THIS CANNOT HAPPEN!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Low scoring game

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Everyone at my office was saying that it was gonna be the over no problem cuz it’d be a foul fest. I hope they didn’t put to much money on that, LOL PAYIN THE BOOKIE.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, laker fans are multiplying by the minute

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I cannot stand how many “laker fans” there is in the bay area. Everywhere I go its a bunch of band wagoning douches, reminds me of seeing yankee fans over here saying LO L27 RINGZ!~!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely band wagon, but what are dubs fans supposed to say? WE SUCK, i’ve been a warriors fan for almost 15 years, and even going to a warriors lakers game you can’t say shit

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just laugh

We had ricky barry and won a finals.. 35 years ago :(. Warrior fans can’t say shit, but it’s not like we had anything going for the warriors anyway.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope... well, i thought something would happen with

Baron, JRICH, Monta, young core right there…. but yea, fuck ita ll

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warriors = one more title in the Bay Area than the team with orange and black.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jun 17, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

How surprising, another call against the Celtics

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 17, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DAVID STERN

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIG SURPRISE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is now blatant. god i loathe la fans.

by NeifiPerezz on Jun 17, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LA fans just are so pathetic

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL they aren't even trying to hide it

They completely change the way they were calling the game earlier and start ushering out the phantoms.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's really pathetic how blatant it is.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 17, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that's why it's impossible to take the NBA seriously

Referees on the take and receiving orders from Stern, a la Lakers vs. Kings.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 17, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Sure is funny how the NBA wonders why it loses so much money, its because most people don’t watch this biased trash.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no dog in this fight, so I just watch for the blatant biased officiating.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 17, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes me glad to be a baseball and football fan.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/roughing the passer called after Tom Brady trips on a divot.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many rules have been created or adapted because of him?

At least two?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom Brady can kiss my ass.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 18, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly haven't seen anything bad

There’s been maybe 2 bad calls for the Lakers all game

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, Ray Allen cold streak, comin up

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty much over :(

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 17, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

5 and a half minutes left

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

the way the game is going it's pretty much over

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 17, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB umpires are awful

But they are gods compared to the shit bags in the NBA.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so very true.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw, not close

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Garnett Foul

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 17, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just love the fact Gasol just throws the ball up and gets a shit call

whatever makes LA happy i guess

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, just saw the replay, just saying though, how they got Gasol befuddles me

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is brutality

I fucking hate the lakers more and more every year, I can’t wait till his knee explodes.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same time next year?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

DON NELSON!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Did they show him on the “celebrity watch” on the TV side? LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching the NBA

reminds me just how much I love baseball.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

this

I just said that, GOTTA LOVE THE LOL ZEBRAS.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching the NBA

reminds me just how much I hate the NBA

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've told my friends that if they EVER see me pay for a ticket to an NBA game that they will know that I've gone batshit crazy.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 17, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huge warriors fan, and i have to say.. . the referees always decide the game

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you watched the warriors play the nuggets this season

You know exactly what I’m talking about, HOW IS THAT A SPORT?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's pathetic

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

TV wrestling is a "spectacle" and I would label the NBA exactly the same.

Athletic guys playing to a script that comes down from Stern to the “officials”

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the problem with this theory...

I’m pretty sure if it was all scripted there’s no way San Antonio would’ve EVER built a dynasty. Can you think of a less exciting, smaller market, that’s won as much as they have in any sport?

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 17, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

CELOLTICS!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Start playing the funeral music

THIS ONE IS OVAH!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Mexican TV has the hottest women EVAR

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

I wish non-Mexican TV would get the hint.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 17, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've known that since 1986.

When I took high school Espanol.

Still waiting for that Garibaldi reunion.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, it happened in like 1861

Get with the times.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jun 17, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pop group Garibaldi

technically they had a reunion 10 years ago after having been broken up for 5 years, I mean another reunion because las chicas son MILFitas

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 18, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Italian history, bitches!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jun 18, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOW, whatever

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL @ Gasol who missed his calling as a flopping soccer player

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 17, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

This is really cool

What an exciting contested contest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/David stern

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

/calls foul on Stern

Sends Gasol to the line.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/calls foul on doc rivers

Oh sorry I forgot you don’t play anymore!

/gives doc rivers tech for standing

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALRIGHT 4 point game

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

This game's missing something

Where the fuck are the vuvuzelas?!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

BBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZ

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah this game is over

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

As hawk harilson would say

THIS GAME IS OAVH!!!!!!!!!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

How he made that shot is amazing...

I OFFICIALLY HATE HATE HATE Pau Gasol and his FUGLY face

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

How he was handed to the Lakers was downright shady.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that david stern allowed that to happen

Just proves exactly what everyone says about this shit being biased.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same goes for baseball

Yankees, Red Sox, the fact the smaller market teams can’t do shit is pathetic, Royals,

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a TON of gray area there

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I hate Gasoft

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING TRAVEL!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL@ old basketball rules that don't exist anymore, except when it could help the Lakers

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 17, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEA SHEED

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh snap

Dagger to the heart.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

woops

There’s the offense that has been lacking all night.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 17, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

K, i’ll say this now, and this applies ALL OVER THE NBA. when you’re 6’ 11" JUMP and try to block the shot, don’t just stand there like an idiot, that’s pathetic. That’s why you get called for a foul, JUMP up and try to block it, jump straight up

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

what i'm saying is, if you're a big man, don't look for the charge, jump up

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the NBA finals

And it’s less exciting than a world series of poker repeat.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Not yet

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Breaking news: Bar sales in boston up a record breaking 500% this evening

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

And PIKA isn't anywhere close to Boston

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

People just beg for fouls. I dont like it

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

NBA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Players from these two teams seem to do it a lot

Names:

Fisher
Gasol
Allen
Pierce

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Artest too

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Celtics are going to win this

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate Robinson in Center Field?

Does he have range? What is his UZR?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Small strike zone. draws walks

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great looking prospect

/sabes signs to 3 year 15 million dollar deal

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Staples center playing “we will rock you” THIS IS NOT A FUCKING HOCKEY RINK DIPSHITS.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, they do host the LA Kings. And are hosting the NHL Entry Draft in a week. So they probably have a button for that song already or something.

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by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL celtics bench throwing towels in the air

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Man i really hate Sasha VUJA WHATEVER, fuck him

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Sasha Vuvuzela?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude blows his own horn

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

works for me

why? BECAUSE HES ANNOYING

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't he married to Maria Sharapova?

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jun 17, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shift-A

FUCK THE LAKERS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

David stern gave them their rings before the game

He just said “dont worry about the 4th quarter, you won’t have to run much”

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like you

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fresno State and hatred for the Lakers. /high five

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/imaginary high five FTW

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/vomits

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

AIGHT, time to change the channel

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Adam Morrison thinking of where he's going to put that hard earned second ring

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when he was a #3 pick?

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shannon brown pretends he’s good at basketball

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

he can dunk i think

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

just not in contests

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

the 10,000 people watching that sure were dissapointed

LOL DUNK CONTEST FAILURE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adam Morrison has 2 rings;
Wade, LeBron, Bosh and Anthony has 1 combined.

Best #3 pick ever (with a ’stache)

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Jun 17, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS 2011 CHAMPS

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh that game sucked

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by jponry on Jun 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That was seriously game 7 of the NBA finals?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe is going to rape the shit out of that trophy.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

While he knows that he will never be close to jordan, even if he won 4 more rings.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then buy his wife another 5 million buck ring?

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 17, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a related note,

all females and a few of their male friends should probably refrain from club hopping in the LA area tonight.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

made my night

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shove it up your ass Gasol

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Celtics were Tim Donagy'd

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 17, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SPREAD OF 7 1/2

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Donagy just watched that, and even he said

HOLY FUCK!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's funny is

Before the game today he was interviewed and he said that they will call it loosely the first 3 quarters. He then said once the 4th quarter started the david sterns orders would take place. It all came to be, but man I bet this even had him shocked.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That man is going to be the Jose Canseco of his sport.

Except people were far more willing to believe Donagy right off the bat.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s a few reasons why i hate LA:

USC, LA Lakers, LA Dodgers, the people, the smog, UCLA, i forget anything?

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

The smug

The homer officating.

Beach balls, oh yeah and I fucking hate everything in LA.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The people

I know you said them already but they need to be mentioned again.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 17, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

just saying, and i've been down to LA more than enough times

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh I dunno, how about that one team, what’s it called… the Angels? Never forget.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 17, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANAHEIM

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

But but, they’re the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim!

Oh, and I’m sure in a few years you could include the Los Angeles Kings, but they still kind of suck now.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much... Clippers? nobody cares

fuck LA

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Annnnd facebook statuses from people not even from LA “ATTN CITY OF BOSTON, BOSTON FANS, ELECTED OFFICIALS OF BOSTON, BOSTON SYMPATHIZERS, ETC: SSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! YOUR CITY IS TRASH. YOUR PEOPLE ARE TRASH. YOUR BASKETBALL TEAM IS FULL OF LOSERS. GET BENT.”

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that was David Stern's next Tweet

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by RDreamer on Jun 17, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhh

Anyone who watched that game who’s a laker fan should not be able to brag it was a little… obvious.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there are any laker fans that cry about a foul next year, they should seriously be punched

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of like the broadcasters were during todays game

Are they really that fucking stupid?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so bad, i’ll never watch another NBA broadcast on ESPN, it’s SO BAD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stopped watching the tv broadcast after game 3

Listening to van gundy and smug jackson cry about the lakers getting “treated poorly by the refs” is almost as pathetic as the game on display.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOHOOO KOBE!!!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phil Jackson thanking the refs

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

haha, too good

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS LOL

Someone needs to get a picture of that and photoshop it, or just post it for the irony.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He asking them the address where he can send the checks.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/phil jackson shakes joey crawfords hand

“Thank you, I needed that 2 million dollar bonus on my contract.”

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shooting 6-24

MVP effort

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT A EPIC PERFORMANCE!

(Jordan would have never done that)

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HES KOBE

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL VELEZ JUST TRIED TO STEAL HOME

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

link gameday LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tried I guess is the operative word?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He took off towards centerfield when he tried!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez tried to use a vuvuzela, but it just went VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I plan on being very unproductive the first two hours of work tomorrow.

Also, I’ve used almost all my GB of my USB modem watching the games during work.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

What does a Game Boy have to do with anything?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basketball playoffs are too friggin long.

by Natto on Jun 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

It was the finals for what? 3 goddamn weeks?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't say that if the Warriors were in it

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there wouldn’t be 7 games

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUBS WOULD SWEEP!!! YEA BABY!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that happens in the next 70 years

I’m sure we’ll enjoy it, and have a ending just like this game LOL NBA OFFICIATING.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope im alive when the warriors make the next playoff, i’m 22 now

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm 22 as well

I’ve been praying since 2007 that I see them make the playoffs again before I die.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

how long you been a fan?

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since chris webber was a rookie, you could say I did not enjoy how that turned out.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA, oh those days of being a warrior fan....

were fun

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

you gotta hope… new owner on the horizon. Ellison can’t be as dumb as Cohan, right?

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 17, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

but it’s the warriors, destined for doom always

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they have to compete with the NHL playoffs.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll take an NHL playoff over NBA anyday

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SHARKS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes me think about my hatred for Chicago

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/mymclife gets angry

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAAAAAGE!

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Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally remember this game

forgot who it was against

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

aves

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jun 17, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was during the playoffs, I believe during Game 4.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

gonna have to look it up

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna ask this

SINCE WHEN has Marleau actually fought somebody, i never see him fight, him, heatley, Thornton, Pavelski

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go to hockeyfights.com, it has all the records (and usually video) of every NHL and AHL fight EVER. Plus people vote on the winners and losers of the fights, and rate them. It’s a serious time waster.

But, to answer your question, Marleau has 4 NHL fights, the most recent being in 07-08 against Nick Boynton (voted as draw). Heatley has one fight in the 06 playoffs against Nolan Pratt (draw). Pavelski has one fight in the 09 playoffs against Ryan Whitney (win). Thornton has 24 fights, the most recent being the 09 playoffs against Ryan Getzlaf (win).

The reason why those players don’t fight is because they’re skill players, and if they are in the penalty box for 5 minutes it hurts the team, and is probably a good trade-off for the other team (like, if Jumbo fights Steve Ott, both he and Ott are off the ice for 5 minutes, and the Sharks lose a greater amount of skill). Few really good players fight – pretty much the only one who does so on a consistent basis is Jerome Iginla.

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Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i figured it was because of the fact they're skill players and they

can’t afford to lose them for a good amount of time. But that fight when Jumbo Joe got Steve Ott off the ice was fantastic. I guess you could say one of the better players in the league is Iginla and he does get into a good amount of fights, correct me if i’m wrong

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVERMIND

i just read the last sentence… wow

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 81 fights in 93

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least people can you know, play the game

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

and you know, have contact with eachother

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/joey crawford calls foul on doc rivers for bumping his clipboard

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TIM DUNCAN

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE TRIED TO START A FIGHT WITH ME!!!

That’s like saying ET attacked you.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was my first year occasionally watching NHL games and I really enjoyed it, playoffs were awesome.

Still unsure of what team to support though.

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, for sure, even if the sharks weren’t in the finals i had a hell of a time watching it

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blech on both counts.

Thank GOD Major League Baseball at least knows what a fucking five-game series is.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh... i need to see a game with CONTACT

but i know a playoff game which absolutely dominates baseball, NFL

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

To bad you can't fight in baseball

Would have been nice to see uribe and tejada duke it out after the liner that grazed timmy.

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

fights in baseball? since when?

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pedro > yankees

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan v Ventura

More of an ass whoopin really.

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by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite mound charge of all time

…twss?

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by thehavenot on Jun 17, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t even know you liked Jodie Foster that much.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, it was ALRIGHT

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how you didn’t even question my logic there.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

i knew what you were saying, had to watch it for class, it was just MEH

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to memorize her monologue for a speech class.

by Natto on Jun 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA, no kidding

how’d you do on it

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I think. I don’t remember most of the class.

by Natto on Jun 17, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't quite know why

But I really really like Contact. It’s one of my favorite movies, in fact.

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by thehavenot on Jun 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember liking it when I saw it, but I was 12. The truth is that I barely even remember it anymore.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was pretty interesting, but just LONG

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to watch it in Physics Honors. We did that instead of going to Great America, like every other physics class. I’ve harbored a grudge against it ever since.

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by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's some BS

there’s alot of physics involved in Great America, WTF

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s actually an annual Physics Day there, and a whole bunch of high school physics classes go there for the rare high school field trip. That was the only reason I signed up for the class, haha.

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by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND OF COURSE

your class was the one that had to get screwed, fantastic

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. There were three physics teachers at my high school, and two of them took their classes to Great America. Just my luck.

Its like how every single AP Lit class got to go to the Ashland Shakespeare festival until my year. And, once again, the trip was the only reason I signed up for the class.

I really need to stop signing up for classes solely based on field trips.

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by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ashland's up in Oregon? Wow, hell of a High School trip

I mean, if you’re still getting good grades in these classes even if there’s no field trips, i’m in awe

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it was the senior trip, so it was supposed to be special. But nooo, my teacher had to be a total flake and forgot to set it up.

And I did well in physics, but my AP Lit teacher hated me. Got a C- second semester senior year, and it was the only class I actually spent significant periods of time doing homework. I mean, I had straight As except for that class. Thank goodness I was a second semester senior so I already got into USC, otherwise she would have totally screwed me over.

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by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, no more APs in college

guess you could say those APs kinda helped you out with getting into USC. Wish i coulda gotten straight As, oh well

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish I got screwed in high school

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by jctGamer on Jun 17, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

:( me too

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No time for thehavenot's McConaghey love, Dr. Jones?

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by victor frankenstein on Jun 18, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BOWKER

hitting .408 on the season with 5 dingerz and a 1240 OPS in 49 at bats.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude really has nothing left to prove in AAA

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by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

he could always try batting right

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should try that in the majors, actually. So far, he’s only batted wrong up here.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

so much rec

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he has to go to AA to face the real pitching.

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by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not try him in CF or 1B

He’s proven he can hit AAA pitching, why not challenge him defensively?

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by Gobroks on Jun 17, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOO LAKERS

Although, this tweet was pretty funny:

@DownGoesBrown: Celtics: In hindsight, the halftime “How to finish when you have the lead” guest lecture by the Bruins may have been mistake.

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by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

And david sterns lecture of the zebra's during half time

Made them call it “the right way” LOL DAVID STERN

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He shoots and scores!
/timeout. commercials commercials commercials commercials

He shoots, misses. Rebound!
/timeout. commercials commercials commercials commercials

Inbound pass! Shoots and scores!
/timeout. commercials commercials commercials commercials

Inbound pass. Foul!
/free throw. Free throw

Foul!
/free throw. free throw

Foul!
/free throw. free throw

Timeout!
/commercials commercials commercials commercials

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by Useful_Idiot on Jun 17, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

All I could think of was this

HE SHOOTS HE SCOOOOREES!!!

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Sharks announcer

“He shoots, he scaaaares!”

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by Useful_Idiot on Jun 17, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If any of you want to see some LOL'S

You can turn on the CSNCA and watch the last two innings of the A’s cubs game and see their LOLPEN in fine form in the 8th and 9th inning.

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait a second

Adam Morrison 2 rings?

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by jctGamer on Jun 17, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

and people called him a bust!

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

DJ Mbenga 2 rings too I think

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by jctGamer on Jun 17, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

TACOOOO

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL funny video

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sasha vuvajic: 2 time NBA champion

LOL

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did hit those 2 free throws, “redemption” for letting Ray Allen abuse him 2 years ago I guess

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by jctGamer on Jun 17, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah to bad the celtics just came up short

What a incredible closing job by kobe… oh wait one of the worst games of his career but LOL FINALS MVP YOYO!

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Celtics wins this game with Perkins. I am serious.

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by jctGamer on Jun 17, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Celtics win the game if it stayed the same as the first 3 quarters

But the zebra’s started officiating the score and then LOL LAKERS.

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no way the celtics would have won with this officiating. I stopped watching 2 minutes into the 4th.

When people complain about the slow pace of baseball, I remind them of the many many commercial breaks in basketball and football. At least in baseball, they won’t break away from the game normally other than pitching changes or changes in which team is up at bat, not to sell more advertisement.

by nataku on Jun 18, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

DONT LET HIM HEAR YOU SAY THAT!

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously i hate that guy

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

He doesnt do anything, but he’s really cocky

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like Paris Hilton!

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by jctGamer on Jun 17, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

no no no

see you’re wrong, HE DOES DO SOMETHING, brings cockyness to the team

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

back to back nba champion!!!

Just took one step into the hall of fame!

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a disgusting website.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many does Robert Horry have?

7? 8?

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by thehavenot on Jun 17, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

and a KO victory over Steve Nash

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has 7

Very derek fisher esque

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I'm late to the party here

but LOL FRANCE

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by jctGamer on Jun 17, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

IT’S LE VUVUZELA’s FAULT!

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE're gonna be saying this everytime now huh?

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

CANT SLEEP OMG

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by jctGamer on Jun 17, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say that you have to give it up for France, but they already have that covered.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

man I just found out the guy that scored the goal for North Korea makes less than 2 USD a month. That’s not an hour. Per MONTH.

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by jctGamer on Jun 17, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

$2 more than what I’m getting right now

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Mexico!!!!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

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LOL HENRY

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 17, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Ediefsen is doing his best casilla impression

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Steve Ediefsen

/sergio romo

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez with a chance to win it

/hacks away at first pitch, grounds out on 3 pitches

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

bullshit, Velez singled

moved Downs to 3B where he scored on a bunt single by the next batter

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by hokysmksbw on Jun 17, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

to win the game 4-3

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by hokysmksbw on Jun 17, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh

Lakers can go suck it!! Stephen Curry will save the Warriors and win it all next year

/waits for people to laugh at me

by 49erEmpire on Jun 17, 2010 9:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

/warriors knock out lakers in first round

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all know David Stern wouldnt allow that

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course not

/david stern and obama shake hands

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/laughs at you

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by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/traded to the celtics for Nate Robinson and Scalabrine

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by jctGamer on Jun 17, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

Stephen Curry needs a few players before he can lead this team to a playoff series

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course

which is why Larry Ellison will buy the Warriors and pay Lebron James a billion dollars to come to the Warriors

/wakes up from dream

by 49erEmpire on Jun 17, 2010 9:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Have a nice dream?

in all honesty, dubs should either trade the pick for a vet, or attempt to draft Cousins, or Monroe, i like Cousins, but if they trade the pick, they need a post player who can rebound

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah I’m not a fan of Cousins or Monroe I would trade Randolph and our pick for Kevin Love and the T’Wolves pick which has been floated around

by 49erEmpire on Jun 17, 2010 9:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I would like that, but i’m not ready to give up on Randolph yet, so im just saying, that i’m not ready to give up on him. I’ll take Cousins please over Kevin Love, they need a big body down low, and Cousins has that post game that the warriors need

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could offer him a max deal and he still wouldnt come here

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, excluding the Sharks, the Warriors are the most recent Bay Area team to make the playoffs!

…Wow, that’s pathetic.

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by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, it’s pretty bad, although, things are looking up in Bay Area sports, giants? 49ers? Warriors sold the team? Sharks continuing to do OK?

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL OAKLAND

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by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I researched the Bay Area sports teams after last season to see when their last playoffs appearance/winning record was. It was pretty bad:

Giants – playoffs 2003, winning 2009 (before last season it was 2004)
A’s – playoffs/winning 2006
Warriors – playoffs 06-07, winning 07-08
Raiders – playoffs/winning 2002 (at least 11 losses every year since – NFL record)
49ers – playoffs/winning 2002
Sharks – playoffs/winning 09-10

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by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL AL DAVIS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things are starting to rebound

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for the Raiders lol

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh, nobody cares about the raiders

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not even sure if the Raiders care about the Raiders.

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by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Greatness of the Raidahs”

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much THIS

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dinner with Al Davis

“Just wind, baby.”

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Jun 17, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Commitment to Excellence

by nataku on Jun 18, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Raiders – playoffs/winning 2002
49ers – playoffs/winning 2002

lol alex smith

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by ResDog on Jun 18, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOW LOL

matt downs walked with 2 outs in the 9th working back from a 0-2 count. Gino velez then hacked away and eventually rolled a single. Brad boyer proceeded to hit a infield single and downs scored from second LOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

It was AWESOME to see. It was a squeeze play. Throw was off and Boyer was safe at first.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that’s what I figured LOL, did he bunt it down the first base line?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Third base.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoops

I assumed he only went to second because I’m used to giants speed minus torres.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

GETTIN' DOWNS!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 18, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The true villain is the Charlotte Hornets

If they had never traded Kobe to the Lakers for Vlade fucking Divac, I would never had to deal with this bullshit

by DFARowand on Jun 17, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

Then look what happened to them?

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by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

they basically had to because Kobe didn’t want to play for them

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Kobe said don’t bother drafting me because I’m only playing for LA or I’m going to college. The Hornets essentially used that pic on Vlade Divac who was expendable after Shaq signed. It was actually a pretty smart move by the Hornets.

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by ResDog on Jun 18, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ME

After looking at the draft results for that year, Peja & Steve Nash were taken right after the ‘Divac’ pick.

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by ResDog on Jun 18, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Any predictions on what the line up will look like tomorrow?

All I can say is I pray to god bengie isn’t DHing or catching.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

1. Torres CF
2. Sanchez 2B
3. Huff LF
4. Uribe 3B
5. Burrell DH
6. Posey C
7. Sandoval 1B
8. Renteria SS
9. Schierholtz RF

this is what I hope

by 49erEmpire on Jun 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

What I would like.

Torres CF
Sanchez 2B
Huff LF
Uribe SS
Burrell DH
Posey C
Sandoval 2B
Schierholtz RF
Ishikawa 1B

What we will probably see
Torres RF
Sanchez 2B
Huff LF
Uribe 3B
Burrell DH
Sandoval 1B
Molina C
Rowand CF
Renteria SS

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no way Posey isnt playing tomorrow

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expect him to get sit one game soon.

I dunno how Bochy will be able to resist.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

But wasn’t he sat yesterday?

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by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

HE also didn’t catch joe martinez… I think bochy is getting a bit garand.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, geren.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes he was benched I was there and pissed that I didn’t get to see him play

by 49erEmpire on Jun 17, 2010 10:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yes, but I stand by my statement.

Bochy already had to resist starting Molina, Rowand and Renteria for one game.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knowing borks knack for hunches and "expertise" we'll get something like this

Torres RF
Sanchez 2B
Huff LF
uribe 3B
Renteria SS
molina DH
sandoval 1B
rowand CF
whiteside C

“Mmm interleague road games need the best veteran professional hitters”

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like your 2 2nd basemen approach

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by Gobroks on Jun 17, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie will DH or something stupid like that

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

That is my worst fear, and what’s even worse is he will probably catch whiteside. “I don’t have any other options at catcher with a hot bat, eli is the best fit”

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

sj giants

Brandon Belt: 2-5, 3B, SB, 2 SO <————- what?!?
Charlie Culberson: 0-3, 2 BB
Frankie Peguero: 3-5, 2 3B, SO

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 17, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Send him back down to Augusta!

…maybe the AZL

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by Gobroks on Jun 17, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow holy shit things are fucking crazy out here in LA kind of crazy well not kind of and a bit scary . I’m really embarrassed for the way the LA fans are behaving fuck stay classy LA.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 17, 2010 10:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

/Phil jackson shakes officials hands

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care enough about the lakers I’m more nervous that the crazy assholes are moving closer to my neighborhood there has been a helicopter going around here using the mic and like flipping cars in east la. Kind of nervous not gonna lie

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 17, 2010 10:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

wtf thats some weird shit

Do you live in like south side san jose or something?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I live in Montebello like less than a mile from east Los Angeles and like 20 minutes from downtown LA and like the La fans are practically rioting flipping cars in east la and rocking cars in downtown jumping on cars and I just saw a car fire on the news. Plus the helcopter is flying around here it’s insane down here in LA

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 17, 2010 10:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Is that like a show of dominance because the lakers won?

It’s not like what they did was impressive, anyone who watched the game knows what went down.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLASSY!!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 17, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friend: “LAKERS!!!!”
Me: “You’re born and raised in Oakland. Shut the fuck up you bandwagoning idiot.”
Friend: “HELL NO! LAKERS!!!!”
Me: “Okay. What baseball team do you root for?”
Friend: “Yankees.”
Me: “Thought so. I rest my case.”

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 17, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

Been dealing with that shit since the early 2000’s, can’t fucking stand the bandwagoning idiots that live all over LOL LAKERS OMFG LOL YANKEES YAY.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm, pretty much how one of my friends is, he's a yankees and Laker fan

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend beats your friend

Fan of the Lakers, Yankees, Cowboys, USC (well, she goes there), and Red Wings if she ever gets into hockey.

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by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Just…wow.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 17, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

….

I’d slap her in the face.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

girls fighting?

/watches with popcorn

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahah.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s my roommate next year, and that would probably make things awkward, haha.

At least she’s not obnoxious about her teams and actually knows her stuff. My ex-roomie was a fan of the White Sox in 05 and Blackhawks this year. She pronounced “Toews” like “Toes.”

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by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG STOP!!

that’s just pathetic, seriously, i can’t stand Chicago fans, they make me so sick. My friends from chicago at least know how to say TAVES, but i’m sure all of em didn’t know that Kane was arrested for being an ass hole to a cab driver, assault

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

20 Cent!

But yeah, she was an annoying roommate. If you remember me complaining about her a few months ago, she constantly played music by great “musicians” such as Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Jason DeRulo, LMFAO, Seal, and Ashlee Simpson.

Which is why I see rooming with someone with such mega-bandwagon sports team tastes as an improvement.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does she say nieme as “nee-me”?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

She didn’t know who Niemi was. She just knew “Toes” and Kane.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niemi was probably the hottest goalie going into the playoffs

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d have to argue that Halak was. Dude was the only reason the Habs got past the first round.

Which is why the Habs are so stupid for trading him.

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by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

What the hell was that trade all about? They didn’t want to pay him or what?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 17, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They didn’t want to pay him, and they had another #1 goalie in Carey Price that was platooning. Both Price and Halak wanted to be the full-time starter, both were set to become free agents, and so Montreal had to choose.

I suspect that they traded Halak because Price was a fifth overall pick, and they wanted to save face. That, and because Halak’s agent Allan Walsh is like the Scott Boras of the hockey world, only with a Twitter account (which is why Halak’s nickname is The Client).

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

sooo countdown until the Hawks firesale?

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expect something to happen at the draft next week, and then a flurry of activity from July 1 on (the date free agency starts). They have until October to get everything shored up, so it could be a while.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 17, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preemptive LOLCHICAGO should be on my facebook status come that time then

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ron santo has heart attack

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/truly doesnt give two shits

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s what I thought. Except without all the detaisl. Haha.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 17, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOOO, i dunnooooooo, those philly goalies were also pretty hot. But WOW, i heard about that trade tonight, WTF

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Niemi.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 17, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yea, i remember that,

PATHETIC… props to you getting a roommate you can deal with, it’ll change your college experience BIG TIME for sure

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, understandable.

But, thaaaat’s just bad.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my.... how...

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know someone like that

Replace Cowboys with Patriots also Duke baskeball……yeah

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 17, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i have a friend

Michigan state, Wash Capitals, Cardinals, Redskins,

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe you are legally protected if you were to kill her.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Brazil in soccer
And Federer
Adn Tiger

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 17, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 17, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ha

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 17, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 17, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL WIN!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE TRUTH HAS BEEN REVEALED!!!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 17, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL zuzu that bitch

That is great, wish I saw that live LOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BRONSON BOMB

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 17, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ESPN Bias

I was listening to the Finals on ESPN Radio and when Derek Fisher hit that 3 late in the 4th quarter one of the announcers cheered.

Oh, and OT I won the WS in 2025 in The Show today (after beating the dodgers in the NLCS), so producive afternoon.

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by Gobroks on Jun 17, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

So only 15 more years to wait huh?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 17, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I won a WS sometime in the 20-teens

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jun 17, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is our team of the future’s lineup/rotation?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 17, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

C=Buster Posey
1B=Computer generated player
2B=Computer generated player
SS=Computer generated player
3B=Computer generated player
LF=Computer generated player
CF=Cameron Maybin
RF=Computer generated player

The rotation is also completely computer generated

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by Gobroks on Jun 17, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No ro or mo

Oh wait FUCK, we have rowand all the way through the 2012 season.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was hubie brown

I was listening to that on KNBR as well and when he hit the 3 hubie brown was like “OHHHHHH THATS THE STUFF YEAH” and like clapped his hands repeatedly LOL. It was very similar to some ron santo garbage, I was extremely dissapointed.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I mean shouldn’t ESPN try and pretend they’re not complete homers?

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by Gobroks on Jun 17, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack ramsey or whatever that color guys name is likes the celtics, but he kind of went silent because of the horse shit calls in crunch time.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 17, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's already been said but

fuck the Lakers.
I knew they were going to win after a minute in the 4th quarter. The whole game I was waiting for the other shoe (refs) to drop and it did in obvious style in the fourth. The fact that they had to be given 24 shots and only won by 4 really shows who was the better team.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 17, 2010 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

the warriors?

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jun 18, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Warriors were almost good, but then they signed Webber for one year or something stupid, then they got Sprewelled, then they brought Nelson back. Unless you are the Lakers and teams give you great players you have to be lucky and suck mightily the right year. Until the Warriors get the sucking part down they will continue to suck.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 18, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

For the Warriors to win, they have to do what Dr. Jerry Buss does and that is for Larry Ellison to pay off the refs and David Stern.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jun 18, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to get a picture of phil jackson smiling and shaking hands with the refs after the game. That has photostop written all over it, even then u can just post the picture and that says enough.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 18, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

"thanks, crawford and stern, for getting me number 11"

but where the fuck is my hat with roman numerals, BITCH!

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jun 18, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for calling it the right way guys

I really needed that 11th ring, plus I got a 2 million dollar bonus in my contract!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 18, 2010 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea

its pretty fuckin sad because their offense still gets me jacked up but i look at the score and their down by 20

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jun 18, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: OK, here’s a question for everybody, for those of you who are in a relationship right now, do any of your loved ones actually have the “WTF” look when they see you on a forum talking about the giants? My girlfriend usually’s like “Oh, you’re on THAT website again?” Like it’s something bad

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 17, 2010 11:57 PM PDT reply actions  

My old gf understood, she’d even stop by on occasion to see what was up. Girl I’m seeing now doesn’t really understand it…mainly when I chuckle at something and try to explain the unexplainable to the unitiated.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 18, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

*uninitiated

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 18, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, my girlfriend has no idea what the hell is going on

i try to explain it to her, but she’s not one for sarcasm, but also she’s an indians fan and wont watch any other baseball game, JUST indians games

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 18, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are at least one couple on McCoven but the male (i was going to say member but it wouldn’t look right) doesn’t post here much.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jun 18, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

what about merope?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 18, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

OHHH yea, "HE" true

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 18, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

kill her

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 18, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’d a bit

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 18, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ehh, I’m not in a relationship right now, but some of my friends are like, “You have THAT many comments? What is your life?” On the other hand, my brother thinks it’s normal.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 18, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh oh oh, yea, my friends do the same thing, hell my roommate asks how many comments i have, “oh yea i have about 18,000 in a little less than a year” his response, “you honestly have NO life”

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 18, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my friend was like, “WTF you have 11,000 comments on MCC?” They honestly wonder how the hell I have the time to post that much here.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 18, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha, oh it's easy

just post little comments, like one word comments

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 18, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

And say “LOL” a lot.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 18, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or keep replying to yourself.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 18, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY!!!!

see? you just got 2 posts right there

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 18, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

i successfully converted my gf to giants fandom...

and she has the site bookmarked, but that’s mostly for my sake when I’m using her computer :p

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 18, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

YEA DAWG!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 18, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

GIVE THAT MAN A BEER

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 18, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

:( my girlfriend really can't handle her alcohol

hence, it’s not fun drinkin with her

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 18, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

GIVE THAT MAN SOME ORANGE JUICE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 18, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

GET THAT MAN A WINE COOLER

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jun 18, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmm

funny story about wine… So for pledging we had something called pledge retreat. All 6 of us (small pledge class since it was fall semester) had to go out and memorize a composite of some random year, and memorize the exact place where everyone should be. Get it wrong, got to drink an icehouse beer. Took us about 5 tries.

Had to do a few other tasks we obviously failed on. But to the point, we had to FIND and DRINK 2 boxes of Franzia in 20 minutes. Found one since this drunk ass senior just gave it to us, and only 2 of us could actually drink that night, since it was a Wednesday night. This guy and i chugged half the box each, and i will never drink wine again for a while at least, since it came right back up about 2 hours later.

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 18, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, hazing...

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients: Posey, Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres, Uribe

by GiantPain on Jun 18, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Luckily the only time i’ll ever drink that heavily

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 18, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

This sounds like something I could’ve written.

Growing up she never liked baseball, and now she does scorecards. I’d mentioned this during that epic rain-delay thread during the first weekend of the season.

Now sometimes she checks this place out and reads some discussions every so often.
Hasn’t signed up yet.
To my knowledge…

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 18, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

My wife is becoming increasingly jealous of my time here. I tell her its therapeutic, but she doesn’t buy it. She says, “You watch the game with your online friends (in a tone meaning (imaginary friends) instead of with me.”

To keep the peace I’m going to have to cut way down on GDT participation. C’est la vie I guess.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 18, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

hey, at least your wife WANTS to watch the game with you, my girlfriend couldn’t care less, she’s just all, oh who’s playing? Oh, cool…. /goes back to watching Twilight saga. She couldn’t name one person on the giants right now. Although i do credit her for her favorite player of all time being Sandy Alomar Jr. and Jim Thome

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 18, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

She doesn’t even know who Timmy is?!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 18, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

who?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 18, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

that gumby looking motherfucker

who does a really good interpretation of a mortal man

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jun 18, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't met that thing

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 18, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That fucking hippie.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 18, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, weed is bad, girlfriend HATES me for smoking it

but i do occasionally, she hates it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 18, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

hence she's not a big fan of Timmy even tho she doesnt know who he is

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 18, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am so sorry you have to deal with that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 18, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Still wearin my Lincecum jersey around

haters still hatin

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 18, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I’m indifferent to it. Basically, as long as you don’t smoke around me, I don’t really care.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 18, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, pretty much how she feels, and totally understandable, i mean, with me at least, it doesnt bother me, i don’t abuse it, i just do it occasionally

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 18, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this

I mean I don’t do it, but IDC if others do it.

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 18, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was friends w/ a girl who got Kobe raped by Sandy Alomar Jr.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 18, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, WUT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 18, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

confused.....

did the girl get sandy alomar jr. to rape kobe, or did the girl get raped by sandy alomar jr. in a similar manner to being raped by kobe?

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jun 18, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same thing as Kobe…consensual to a point then he decided to change holes and she said no…he did it anyway.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 18, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Big ben didn't even get that far

LOL STEELERS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 18, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mine has no idea

Im like the Dexter of this place

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 18, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Compare to my previous obsession

which is spending 6 hours daily (12 on weekends) on world of warcraft, my wife gladly lets me get my Giants fill here.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 18, 2010 5:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a reason my presence here goes way down on most weekends.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 18, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grant doesn’t have wifi?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 18, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

My wife already knew I was a nerd.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 18, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mine too. But I didn’t know!

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 18, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

this means

you are not paying attention to her.

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on Jun 18, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT- SB Nation Bay Area meetup

Who’s going?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jun 18, 2010 1:24 AM PDT reply actions  

not me!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 18, 2010 5:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NERDS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 18, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jluy 24th right?

I got it in the plans.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 18, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

where?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 18, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heard it was McCovey's in Walnut Creek

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 18, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where's "Walnut Creek"?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 18, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i got better things to do

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 18, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s funny…..right?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 18, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am!

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 18, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just gonna listen to the world cup on the radio today while at work

Cannot listen to random idiots at KNBR be laker homers and act like they are from LA and go “ZOMG HE HAZ 1 LESS RING DEN JORDAN!!!!”

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 18, 2010 7:58 AM PDT reply actions  

The World Cup might not make you feel better today.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 18, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not really feeling "bad" about last nights game

Because I predicted what was going to happen, and everyone else wtih a brain knew it as well. I just can’t stand all the douche bags in the bay area that put on their knee pads and chat about how incredible kobe and the lakers are all day.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 18, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Terrible officiating in todays cup game

USA is 1-0-1

Likes: SF Giants, NY Jets, Miami Heat, Knicks, Warriors, Syracuse
Dislikes: Dodgers, Lakers, LeBitch, Celtics, Patriots Dolphins, Phins fans
Adoptive Parent of: Travis Ishikawa, best pinch hitter in the MLB

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jun 18, 2010 8:58 AM PDT reply actions  

lol @ "sport"

But yeah, we got hosed big time. I watched it and I went apeshit.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 18, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

/frysquint

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 18, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

is that a word?

English mothafucka do u speak it

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 18, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

/double frysquint

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 18, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAUGH

WTF are you talking about Lars?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 18, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a dream last night that I was babysitting Shea Hillenbrand’s daughter. And, I hadn’t even seen the conversation about him at the top of this thread. Weird.

by kdl on Jun 18, 2010 9:01 AM PDT reply actions  

so yeah, FUCK YOU, FUCKING SOCCER REF YOU PIECE OF SHIT

what a fucking pussy. Wouldn’t even say what the call was. God damnit.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 18, 2010 9:29 AM PDT reply actions  

It was a foul of some kind

but ever commentator that saw it was like:
“I have no clue what he is talking about. There was no offsides, and the Americans were the ones being fouled if anything”

LOL officiating. Now we have to hope Algeria draws with England (unlikely) and then the US has to beat Algeria.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 18, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking joke

FUCKING JOKE

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 18, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was a complete phantom call

I heard the guys say that on the radio as well. The play by play guy and color guy didn’t even hesitate, they were immeditilly calling out the refs saying that was a bullshit call. They said if anything there was a foul on the U.S. and they should have been shooting another penalty shot.

LOL officating, david sterns influence reigns supreme.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 18, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THIS GOD DAMN TERRIBLE OFFICATING

First david stern and his nazi empire gift wrap the lakers another title, and then the U.S. when defying extreme odds gets ROBBED OF THE GAME WINNING GOAL BY SOME DOUCHE FUCKING ZEBRAS.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 18, 2010 9:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Are soccer ref's really Zebra's?

They all seem to wear gold jerseys. I think their nicknames should be something more like “Threepeeohs”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 18, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Game deciding calls

Ya know, something we’ve seen a lot of the last 18 hours.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 18, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Howie's Ass

I’ve seen a lot of that over the last 18 hours as well.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 18, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

chatroulette?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 18, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there is a lot of it to see.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 18, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLESPN

Dedicating an entire sportscenter segment to a guy who made a t-shirt that says “I Got 99 Problems But Manny Ain’t One.” Retarded.

The kicker? The anchor actually asks him “How did you come up with that t-shirt?” How the fuck do you think he came up with that t-shirt? He was listening to mediocre rap while watching mediocre baseball and put it together to form an alliance of bad mainstream hip hop and overhyped baseball. Then you, being ESPN, decided it was just so interesting and thought-provoking that you just HAD to cover it.

And then I bitched about it on the internet.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 18, 2010 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL ESPN

Suprised they aren’t dedicating the entire sportscenter telecast to kobes “FInals MVP record breaking performance”. Except there was no highlights to show because kobe was bailed out by cheap fouls to go to charity stripe cuz he couldn’t make a shot. Therefore sportscenter beats around the bush and gloats and sucks kobe all day while brain dead idiots who know nothing about sports like colin cowherd attempt to break the game down with some ditzy blonde at his side reading a teleprompter.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 18, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really love that moron caveman Pao Gasol’s strategy for the entire game: Get the ball, pump fake until someone appears to have maybe fouled you, and then let out a chewbacca roar when someone appears to have touched you to really sell it.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 18, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

THE EUROPEAN WAY

/flop

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 18, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

He'd be an incredible soccer play

/flop /flop /flop /flop /flop

Plus with those inspector gadget arms and ridiculous unfair pyschical attributes, he could play goalie and lol the day away blocking any shot by slightly extending an arm.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 18, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather he play for the LA Galaxy than the LA Lakers

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by RDreamer on Jun 18, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

He should be playing for the sparks

With how much he flops and how much of a soft pussy he is, he’d fit in perfectly.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 18, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

/gasol pump fakes 4 times, travels twice and not called
/gasol makes slight contact with garnetts fore arm with his own arm, chewbacca roars and throws the ball at the rim and shoots two free throws
/david stern starts jerking off

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 18, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

you should write a screenplay

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by RDreamer on Jun 18, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would

But the people at the NBA write the best screenplay, what an epic acting performance last night!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 18, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always imagine David Stern with a Fred Goldman/Snidley Whiplash moustache

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by RDreamer on Jun 18, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I think david stern

I see a grey haired hitler with a smug look of content knowing he got max TV ratings setting it up for the lakers.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 18, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

For real, though. Ron Artest is really charming when he isn’t beating the shit out of random people.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 18, 2010 10:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Beating the shit out of people and holding and fouling them all game

Only called for 2 personals, LOL NBA OFFICATING.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 18, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Still pissed about that ref's call

Shit ass mother fucker must be buddies with Jim Joyce. Damn fcuking piece of shit.

Oh and go fuck yourself Gasol’s you’re a fuckin crying bitch when it comes to basketball. Laker’s didn’t deserve it

And one last thing Suck it Matt Kemp, you fuck!

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jun 18, 2010 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s too early to be pissed at the entire sports world. I hate you, FIFA refs.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 18, 2010 10:27 AM PDT reply actions  

it's never too early for anger

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by RDreamer on Jun 18, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty pissed about the call, but the truth is I’m just as pissed at the first-half US “defense”.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 18, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yo, i miss the world cup?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 18, 2010 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

You missed david sterns influence extending to FIFA

LOL THERE’S NO WAY THE US CAME BACK FROM 2-0 THEY WERE OFFSIDES LOL!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 18, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

None of you would care if it happened to another country

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by SFGuy on Jun 18, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why didn't we trade scott for carlos silva?

Granted no one knew he’d be good, but fuck he’d be incredible on the giants right now.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 18, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

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