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Post-game thread: Giants choose their own destiny, take series from Orioles

Sorry, but if the Giants couldn’t beat the Orioles at home with Tim Lincecum starting, the day would have been ruined. Week, maybe. Quite possibly the year. It would have been worse than the Ryan Spilborghs game and the Steve Finley game combined.

Maybe not that bad. But it wouldn’t have been good. See, the Orioles are not a good baseball club. Losing a series to them at home would be unacceptable, and that’s been true for the last five years, much less when the Giants have an actual team behind them.

So let’s take the time to appreciate a couple of people:


Aubrey Huff

#17 / First Base / San Francisco Giants

6-4

230

L

R

Dec 20, 1976



Brian Wilson

#38 / Pitcher / San Francisco Giants

6-1

195

R

R

Mar 16, 1982


 

And you know that the next time Wilson blows a save, people will still come out of the woodwork to lambaste him. He's pitching like prime Nen right now. Appreciate it.

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WHOOOOOOOO WIN

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Papa Dubz

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have written “Choose their own adventure”.

by Natto on Jun 16, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

THIEF

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 16, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I should write a “Choose Your Own Adventure” about Judy Steffes.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 16, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

do it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHOOSE YOUR OWN CHURCH ADVENTURE!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

To inquire about RYAN ROHLINGER, go to page 35. To ask a cop to intimidate some nerd, go to page 3.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

very excited to watch this site narrowly dodge trademark infringements over the next couple of days :p

Honestly, the very little I know about trademark law (which is indeed very little) this company might not have much of a leg to stand on anyway. IIRC, what basically matters is if there’s any confusion as to whether Grant is writing an official CYOA or not. Also, you might have a good chance to escape under the general umbrella of parody… cuz I definitely don’t think they can trademark an entire genre.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 16, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey’s face is awesome in the picture

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 16, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Ow

My nerves.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 16, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

followed the game only on Yahoo!

Er, status of Timothy’s shoulder? I heard he got hit by a line drive — on what was likely going to be his last pitch anyway?

by non sequitur on Jun 16, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Great night

Saw Les Miserables in Paris, game back to a Giants victory.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients: Posey, Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres, Uribe

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Sheesh, good for you. Bust out the Foie Gras, baguette and a glass of wine and you’ll be set.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 16, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had fresh-baked baguette sandwich for lunch

Ham, lettuce, and Brie. It was delicious.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients: Posey, Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres, Uribe

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll bet. Color me jealous.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 16, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The French are weird, but they’ve definitely got food figured out.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 16, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, except for that fried-egg on a hamburger thing. That’s just weird.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 16, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEIRD, I SAY!!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 16, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

DELICIOUS!

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird how delicious it is…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

My people eat chicken feet and pork blood, so not many food combinations are weird to me.

by Natto on Jun 16, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urgh.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 16, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, not a lot of food weird me out. Except balut. That shit’s disgusting.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will never understand how they decided that was edible.

Take my bags, not my top 3 pick!
"Winning is not enough. All others must lose." - Larry Ellison

by Badly Browned on Jun 16, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keeping them incubating is like a preservation method that doesn’t require refrigeration… your eggs would last weeks.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/does a GIS for balut

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT IS THE GROSSEST THING EVER.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S AN ABORTION, MICHAEL

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shudders

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s salty.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really, if it wasn’t so salty it would taste fine.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are a bad, bad man.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait, I’ve been thinking of the hundred-year egg.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never tried balut. But I wouldn’t mind trying it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

a perfectly reasonable reaction

by sfoakbay on Jun 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jun 17, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whenever we have people over for dinner, my wife takes sadistic pleasure in attempting to get the guests to have some.

She’s never gotten me to eat it, though.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 16, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/has eaten something like that

it wasn’t that good.

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 16, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, uh… What do you do with that pork blood? Is it a sauce?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 16, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like… tofu. Goes nicely with noodle soups or congee.

by Natto on Jun 16, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d give it a whirl.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 16, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dinaguan isn’t so bad.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it, I spelled that wrong.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, dinuguan’s okay.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"

by LargeFarva on Jun 16, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s wrong with chicken feet and pork blood?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stand behind my posted picture.

Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"

by LargeFarva on Jun 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like you’ve never eaten blood before, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I’d stand behind it too.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

least halal meal ever!

Seriously though, not even really that gross.

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 16, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fried eggs improve everything.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 16, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thai restaurant by my place serves fried egg on top of fried chicken on top of fried rice

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My fried egg makes me sick first thing in the morning

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 16, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Foie Gras is a horrible thing

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jun 16, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s amazing.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT THINK OF TEH ANIMALS

by sfoakbay on Jun 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

How arew they?

Wait a minute – it’s obvious. They’re miserable.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

my favorite musical of all time

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying. Now THAT’S a classic!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Jun 16, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Rent”?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Black Rider?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jun 16, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

So very moving

I always feel guilty enjoying ‘I dreamed a dream’, because I don’t feel like my life has been shitty enough to understand what it means.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients: Posey, Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres, Uribe

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never seen it in French though, that would be interesting.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well.

That’s the weirdest thing. They did it in English.

In France.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients: Posey, Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres, Uribe

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

O_o

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it must have been some kind of novelty act for them

But the show was fucking awesome. Some of the best vocalists I’ve ever heard live, and the production values were astounding. I was really blow away.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients: Posey, Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres, Uribe

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic, I’m jealous. The last time I saw it was in the West End and it was mostly great, but I didn’t care for the guy who played Javert and he’s my favorite character, so it was mildly disappointing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would suck

I loves me some Javert as well, I can never decide in the end whether he’s good or bad.

Fuckin’ literature, how does that work?

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients: Posey, Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres, Uribe

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHADES OF GRAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually think he’s an interesting character because he’s so convinced that he’s good and he’s doing the right thing and then, right at the end, he realizes that maybe he’s wasted his whole life NOT doing the right thing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a great character

With Valjean, you’re obviously supposed to root for him and think that he’s awesome.

But Javert is a character who’s seemingly designed to be hated, but who does nothing wrong throughout the play.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients: Posey, Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres, Uribe

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

play, book, whathaveyou

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients: Posey, Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres, Uribe

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I mean, you could argue that a criminal like Valjean maybe wasn’t worth that level of obsession from Javert considering what he got put in jail for in the first place, but he does pretty much follow the letter of the law for the whole book/play (I’ve actually never read the book… <_<)

Although lying to the students was a pretty dick move

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never read the book either, but following the letter of the law can’t be the only criterion for doing nothing wrong.

From what I remember, there is a lack of compassion there that is not laudable to be sure.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Jun 16, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right

But my point is that Javert is one of the few characters who acts in a coherent and rational manner the entire story.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients: Posey, Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres, Uribe

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, going that nuts over a guy who committed a fairly minor crime seems somewhat irrational.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like punching a girl in a face over jaywalking?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Petty theft is a minor crime

Jailbreak and breaking parole aren’t, nor is lying about your identity.

Valjean did some shit, yo.

My Son, the best position player on the damn team.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients: Posey, Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres, Uribe

by GiantPain on Jun 16, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

True! But he was mostly a nice guy while doing it.

Shades of grey, man. Shades of grey.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, sure, I wouldn’t say I like Javert because I think he’s a lovable woobie who’s justified in all his actions lol.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

lovable woobie

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t read it. It’s not worth it. 1500+ pages? Thank you anyway.

by speckops on Jun 16, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s worth it.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jun 16, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hugo devoted 50+ pages to Waterloo, which added nothing to the narrative that couldn’t have been done in five pages. One of the reasons I guess I don’t enjoy literature from the 19th century is that one of the few forms of entertainment was to read, so authors just made stuff unnecessarily long. I didn’t like Frankenstein for the same reason.

by speckops on Jun 16, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Frankenstein wasn’t that long.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jun 16, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

girth>length

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jun 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, which is kind of the point. By page length (depending on the edition, around 200 pages), it’s not, but my God, it felt like it dragged on forever and ever. I’m definitely a bit verbose, but those 19th century writers have me beat hands down.

by speckops on Jun 16, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw the Robert DeNiro version last week

very entertaining.

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 17, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very badly for the literature, and for the fuckin’.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Jun 16, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weirdest thing for me

Seeing Rocky Horror in Paris. Movie in English, weird ass banter in French.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 16, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a Beatles cover band in Japan. There were only two people in the audience (including me). Paul had a pretty thick accent and all the banter between songs was in Japanese.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which reminds me

I just saw Casablanca for the first time and it was awwwwwwwwwsome.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/high five

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awwwwwwwwwseome.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just like any other Cookyman, except moreso.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite line was actually “welcome back to the fight”.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

There have to be at least three lines from that movie which have worked their way into the American ...vernacular? Lexicon?

“Here’s lookin’ at you, Kid.”
“Play it again, Sam.”
“This could be the start of a beautiful relationship.”

“I am Shocked, SHOCKED, I say, to discover that gambling has been going on at this establishment!”
“Here are your winnings, Inspector.”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

fun fact

of course no one in the movie actually ever says “Play it again, Sam”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He comes damned close.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

from wiki:
One of the lines most closely associated with the film—"Play it again, Sam"—is a misquotation. When Ilsa first enters the Café Americain, she spots Sam and asks him to “Play it once, Sam, for old times’ sake.” When he feigns ignorance, she responds, “Play it, Sam. Play ‘As Time Goes By.’” Later that night, alone with Sam, Rick says, “You played it for her and you can play it for me.” and “If she can stand it, I can! Play it!”

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would guess the Woody Allen movie is partially to blame.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I’m split on Renault. I know that the whole point is that he’s kind of a douche, but really, the guy forces desperate, young, married women to have sex with him for exit visas. Doesn’t that alone make him a horrible, horrible man, that any half decent guy like Rick should hate?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, he’s awful, for sure. But he’s hilarious.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'll have persuasive ability someday.

Then you’ll consider him merely “horrible”.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That he is

But it made me kind of hate the last line of the movie, especially since it pretty much ruined the line I said was my favorite.

Though, I guess Renault did just save Rick’s life. And he’s his only way out of Casablanca. I think I’ll just tell myself that Rick is only pretending to like him so he can get out of Casablanca. It’ll help me like the movie more.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a scene that demonstrates that Rick knows?

I haven’t watched it in a couple of years.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

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Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Jun 16, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. A young lady comes to the bar and asks Rick about Renault (“he’s just like any other man, except moreso”). She can’t afford visas for her and her husband, and Rick understands (though she doesn’t explicitly say it) that she’s going to sleep with Renault for them, so he makes sure that her husband wins a ton of money in the casino (because he is awesome). Renault notices, and tells him that tomorrow another young women will come, and that he’ll appreciated it if this time her husband doesn’t win anything. I don’t it’s made clear whether Rick obliges or not.

But really, Rick does pretty much have to stay on Renault’s good side for the entire movie, for different reasons, so I can’t blame him.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Renault not want the husband to win money? Just because he’s a dick?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they won’t be able to afford visas, and the wife will have to sleep with him.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which, one must admit

Is quite an exceptional level of douchenozzleness.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop you’re ruining him for me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was kind of shocked when it happened. Outside of that he’s a lot of fun, and really not that bad. It’s pretty clear you’re supposed to like him. But that crap was pure evil.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I mean, I guess I always knew he did that, but I sort of glossed it over because the rest of him is really entertaining. But that is pure asshole and it goes far beyond “doing what needs to be done in a harsh world” or whatever.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

It really bothered me.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were "shocked"?

Between that and “Doesn’t that alone make him a horrible, horrible man…” I have to ask:

Are you a shut in, Cooky?

Are you herded wherever you go?

Does your television and Internet have a really overwhelming V – chip?

Are you homeschooled?

Are you ten?

Please don’t get me wrong, I don’t mean to be as insulting as I may be coming across as – but in this sex and soullessness – saturated Information Age where people are used and abused on a grand scale in every major population zone in the world – that’s an amazingly naive observation.

I hope you never get as jaded as some of us are, and that you actually do acquire persuasive ability to a degree that you leave a very large clean spot on a very ugly world..

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s not a documentary. I hold movie characters to higher standards than I do real people.

But as to your 1st sentence – yes, I do think that makes him a horrible man, and I don’t think that makes me naive.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If baseball has 235 players of Bondsian capability would any of them be Bondsian?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

But is it really the norm? I think I just have a hard time believing that most men (or 30% of them, to use your analogy) would act like that.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't you know

at least 30% of men portrayed in media are rapists.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Casablanca the Germans already had the camps up an’ running. People would do anything with whatever they had to work with to escape. Renault was an entrepreneur in a time of great desperation.

Now, I have a woman with a daily drug problem i’d like you to meet.For her, and for countless others in similar physical and financial situations this is also a time of great desperation.

Similar arrangements happen all over the world…and some have a depth of depravity that would make Renault’s dalliances seem tame.

You nor I have no idea how vast and convoluted the sex trade – or the drug trade – is.
How many governments are involved with the countless connections that involve the ebb and flow of munitions and political movements.

And how many people, if they think they can never be found to be connected to it/lose a measure of their personal standing, will cross a moral or ethical line for some measure of personal gain.

/hopes he buys into that

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

and?

He’s still a terrible person. (or rather, would be if he was real)

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 16, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s how calculated the whole thing is that makes it so bad. It’s not like it just happens – it’s what he does. That he even asks Rick not to help any more women, just so he could take advantage of them is just disgusting.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 17, 2010 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Horribly, horribly disgusting.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 17, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Westley really is kind of a dick. It comes across even more in the book.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read the book in two days, but I remeber very little from it, except that the first 25 pages or something are just about how Buttercup is really really pretty. But, like, really pretty.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And in general

She’s a pretty stupid, unpleasant, uninteresting person, isn’t she?

Weird book. Cool, but weird.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the book for all the bizarre asides about the country and all the suggestions that it’s wildly abridged and whatnot.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got it.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch it again.

Just…not yet.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know who James Michener is, right?

Wrote The Bridges At Toko – Ri, Centennial, Alaska, The Bridge At Andau, Caribbean, Mexico, etc.

He has one about Hawaii,
In it, one of his characters – a very affable fellow named Kelly Kanakoa – gives his impression on the “having/wanting” aspect of, er, life: “You can never get enough unless you’ve just had some.”

Everyone has different perceptions, of course, and some people like to watch movies repeatedly. I don’t often see many movies twice. I’ll see even fewer more often…but if I do repeat I like to give myself time to forget enough that what it has to deliver has a fresher impact.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

rxmeister’d?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a reply to me.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it's a reply to her.

If you click on up it takes you top the comment that is being replied to.

Found that lil’ tidbit just the other day.

That’s how I treat repeat viewings. Other folk have other methods.

But they’re all wack.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just didn’t get what your reply had to do with me being sad that Cookyman doesn’t like Renault.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK.

My bad

I thought you were frowning that I recommended he not watch it right away.

/thinks about up

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved Hawaii but I haven’t read another Michener book.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Centennial is in the same historical saga vein but I dunno, I think it held me tighter to it than Hawaii did
Maybe because it dealt less with the spirituality of the generations, so my early agnosticism didn’t have to go with so much flow.

Or something.

Sheesh, I read them 30 years ago, and you expect a fully involved dissertation? lawl

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have the Bridges At Toko-Ri

can’t remember reading anything but the end to see if it matched the movie

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by hokysmksbw on Jun 16, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was like Spielberg’s Duel..like a precursor to his getting full into his career. It seemed like a short story.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yesssss

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ban

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You sir

Are a retard

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by grape on Jun 16, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa whoa

That’s harsh

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jun 16, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, sorry, my fault

Poor choice of words there.

I’m just a bit non-plussed about how this movie arises indifference in your eyes. In general, I’ve found it to be a movie people have some sort of strong reaction to (both positive and negative).

Again, sorry for the hostility there.

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by grape on Jun 16, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, no problem

I don’t know, maybe I’ll like it better the second time around.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jun 17, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

/warned

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this is probably a bit too much.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW SEE THE THIRD MAN

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 16, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember this line.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a movie with Orson Wells. Unless I’ve fallen into the chasm.

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by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have. Though I’ve also never seen an Orson Wells movie.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa. Citizen Kane needs to be at the top of your list.

by Evan on Jun 16, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve never seen The Muppet Movie?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, actually.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, he was in The Transformers: The Movie!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He voiced Unicron.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know what that means.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I probably watched that dubbed.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You watched Pinky and the Brain dubbed?

Damn. His exasperation and diabolical excitement were priceless!

Every plan Brain came up with was hilarious.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Maurice LaMarche is a pretty amazing voice actor.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kif!

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 17, 2010 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. That is not a thing, liar.

by chilibean_3 on Jun 16, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

very "atmospheric"

as in contrasts, shadows, melodrama; almost laughably so. But the music is famous, so why not watch it. The story is ok.

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by nogooddeed on Jun 17, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw it a looooong time ago and I was bored. But my tastes were a lot different then. I don’t know if I’d like it today.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ban

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I barely even remember it now!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ban

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINE I TOTALLY REMEMBER IT AND IT WAS ALL AWESOME AND SHIT ARE YOU HAPPY?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i guess.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve never seen it. same with citizen kane. some day.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 16, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve seen citizen kane once and i enjoyed it, but i wasn’t nuts for it. it seems like the kind of movie you need to see twice though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, it is in black and white!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 16, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you have to see it in black once and white the second time?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

the taupe version is best.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 16, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I SAW CITIZEN KANE AND IT WAS ALL AWESOME AND SHIT

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay. if you thing something is awesome, set it free

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 16, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You set it free. I choose to be happy instead. Also, I have never seen Citizen Kane. I just said that so I won’t get banned.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha. i don’t really like that phrase either. i’m pretty sure i agree with your reasoning.

also, movies i have seen (star wars, etc) > movies i haven’t seen (casablanca, citizen kane, etc.)

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 16, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The full list of movies I haven’t seen would horrify the members of this board.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

the full list of movies i have seen might do the same

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 16, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE HOT CHICK

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

not only do have i seen, i have it on dvd.

/ducks

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 16, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sentence hurts my head. /tries to grammar check improvement more

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 16, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good lord.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I win this with out anycontest.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I’ve been watching movies a lot longer than you have.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

put up, or shut up.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 16, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only by like 4 years.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really

It’s one thing when vic talks about my age, but you’re really not that much older than me. I’m probably older than you were when you first joined this site (and if not you, jponry).

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I believe I joined in 2006, so I was 21.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, you can make fun of my age. Grandpa.

But jponry is 22, isn’t she? So she was 18, assuming she joined around the same time.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am 23 now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE BOTH LOLYOUNG

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could end up being your TA in a year.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

For serious?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Potentially. I’ll be applying for as many TA positions as I possibly can, so it’s not outside of the realm of possibility. You are English, right?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. English.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

She could be in your class and you might not know it. She will because she has seen your fail beard a lot.

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by SFGuy on Jun 17, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be able to tell who she is because she’ll be the one hiding from me.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

  • Never seen a Tarantino movie.
  • Never seen a Clint Eastwood movie except for Million Dollar Baby.

OMG

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

we all have our faults. you should see my asphalt

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 16, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never seen any Eastwood movie whatsoever, acted or otherwise.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that even possible?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 16, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

the dude has _____’d many _______.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 16, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, you have to see Unforgiven at the very least. And Dirty Harry. I mean, come one, Dirty Harry is set in SF and everything!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 16, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come one, come all!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 16, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be honest, I can’t think of one of his movies that even interests me. :/

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are not human. i see that now.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 16, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What Eastwood movies have you seen, Man?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, only Million Dollar Baby (which I liked).

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd had a good chunk of Eastwood's previous work by then...

…including Play Misty For Me which I think I saw when I was your age (which is not ten) It actually bothered me as much as MDB did but for different reasons…I was stunned by the abrupt violence of a psychotic woman stalking Clint – the – playboy – DJ, and I actually wondered how he could allow himself to be physically attacked like that.

There…a fresh definition of naivete.

MDB so suckered me in with the nothing succeeding in the face of odds recipe, flavored with crusty Clint jibing with jocular Morgan..and then suckerpunched me to the point of needing an entire day to rid myself of the pain.

But his Westerns are not your John Wayne/Audie Murphny type.

They’re…different. The spaghetti western (Sergio Leone directing so many "ini"s in the cast you’ll be looking for checkered tablecloths and plastic grapes in the saloons) a depth of character you wouldn’t find in your Bonanzas and Have Gun Will Travels

And The Good, The Bad And The Ugly is something that simply stands alone.
I’m often at a descriptive loss, all I can say is you should do a few just to experience a rather unique take on a genre. And I don’t just rec anything…horror, for instance. I have particular values there but I’m not going to try to sell anyone on anything.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he ain't seen Eastwood

how in the hell can you expect him to have seen Audie Murphy?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 16, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unforgiven is one of the greatest movies of all time. It stars Morgan Freeman, Gene Hackman and Eastwood. It accrued multiple Oscars. It is so worth watching.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 16, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The more I see Freeman, the less he interests me. Serious one trick pony. I mean, he’s very good, don’t get me wrong, but he’s not De Niro good.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen Robin Hood with Kevin Costner (and Morgan Freeman)? It’s a movie I liked when I was a kid. I watched it recently and it is terrible.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 16, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he's not. And yes, he is.

(reverse agreement to your statements)

He’s another “character actor” – basically the same character in everything he does. You either love the character or you need variety.

If you’ve seen Airplane! you’d have appreciated what Peter Graves and Lloyd Bridges did – which was to run away shrieking like loons from the characters they’d portrayed in their earlier work.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there are a lot of character actors, but he seems to take it to the extreme.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 16, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And on top of that, the script is one of my absolute favorites. It’s a masterpiece of writing.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 16, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d watch it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF THIS IS WORSE

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eastwood is one the greats!

You got to see the Spageghtti Westerns Trio-
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
A Fistful of Dollars
For a Few Dollars More

Then you got Hang Em High, High Plains Drifter, The Outlaw Josey Wales and Pale Rider for the western movies.

For the non-western movies you have The Unforgiven, In The line of Fire, Dirty Harry, Absolute Power and Million Dollar Baby.

As Director you have Letters from Iwo Jima, Flags of Our Fathers, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Mystic River and a good number of the ones he has acted in.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jun 17, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

- ahem -

In A Perfect World you’d also see Bridges Of Madison County. But not Firefox or Any Which Way You Choose/Can

…and what the heck happened to Gran Torino?

Hell, here’s the IMDB Biography page.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 17, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just listed my Favorites. I haven’t seen Gran Torino or Bridges yet.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jun 17, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Letters from Iwo Jima was great.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 17, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap

even i’ve seen, like, 5 of them

by sfoakbay on Jun 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody's mentioned Changeling?

That one was excellent, made all the more freaky by the fact it was a true story

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 17, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hated Angelina in that role, she is a horrible actress.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Jun 17, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would’ve preferred someone else in that role, to be sure, but this was the only movie I actually thought she was decent in. Which I think is more a reflection on the writing and direction than any talent of hers.
I still really liked the movie, though.

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on Jun 17, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just watched a minor Eastwood movie yesterday (White Hunter Black Heart) because Frank Lapidus was in it. I really enjoyed it, tbh, despite some sketchy racial things.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of his movies are, at the very least, interesting.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 16, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 16, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mystic River is so damned good.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAIT

I saw Mystic River!

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jun 17, 2010 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

MINDSPLODE

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jun 17, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

See, I’m winning so far.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 17, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

The elaborate coincidence on which the plot hinges ruined that movie for me.

by Evan on Jun 17, 2010 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

:)

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 16, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's one of the movies I hate most

The plot is ridonkulous.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 16, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn son, saw it IN Paris? lol /jealous

Take my bags, not my top 3 pick!
"Winning is not enough. All others must lose." - Larry Ellison

by Badly Browned on Jun 16, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions