GameThread Two
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 16, 2010 2:11 PM PDT
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LOL MID AT BAT THREADS
LOL LUGO
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This is a weird game
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I don't like it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yeah
I have a bad feeling.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I think the annoying thing about Kruk making excuses for Molina is that he doesn’t hesitate to criticize the fuck out of Tim.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Young kid can take it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Responses:
Tim- Smokes weed and has beer with Kruk
Bengie- Eats Kruks youngest.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jun 16, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder how much Tim appreciates management, the front office, and the team broadcasters all acting like he’s a piece of shit.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Which whatever is that though!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jun 16, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I think that usually happens when you are young and talented.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jun 16, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Strikes, Timmy
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
For those of you watching (because I am not)
Are the hits little dinks and dunks, or are they legit? Cos he’s got 9 Ks already.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 16, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
Pretty legit.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What happened to Tim's speed?
Has he thrown faster than 91 this game?
He’s terribly injured and you should be really worried.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Serious answer:
He’s hit 92 several times.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
yeah, but the Oriole 6-7-8 hitters are seeing the changeup as a fastball
and have hit it accordingly
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
That’s been his usual velocity for a while now.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
whew
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Runs please
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
So.
Pull Timmy for PH?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bork
/Tim leads off the inning
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
You know this is going to happen. Don’t fight it.
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 16, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jun 16, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently not.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This has to be Tim's last inning right?
High stress innings, 20+ pitches – I don’t want him to go out there for 130 pitches BORK style.
PS – 3 WP’s – I’m guess all 3 were Bengie being lazy? (I only saw 2)
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
WOOHOO, lookit allum streikeouts!
Lookit allum pitches.
Look at all those hits.
I’ll bet the bean counters are SUPER happy with Tim’s contract.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions
But happier with their huge pile of delicious beans.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
ANSWER: OF COURSE TIMMY HITS HERE
STUPID FANS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Just now getting in
1) Dammit, Tim, stop giving up hits and walking guys. You can keep striking people out, though.
2) Dammit, Bengie, get your fat ass in front of a ball once in a blue moon.
3) Dammit, Giants, stop running the bases like fat, drunk, pasty beer league players (not that I’d know about that).
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 16, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
He's no longer getting three and four pitch strikeouts.
More like five and six.
Runs his count up.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
THEY’RE LEAVING HIM IN WHAT THE FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
BOCHY TRUSTS LINCECUM THATS WHAT THE FUCK!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Giants management
had become predictably retarded
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Rally Christina
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
But Her Face!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jun 16, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I would.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I never noticed how one eye is bigger than the other in that picture.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Like the arrow in the Fed Ex logo.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Holy shit, I never noticed that.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
e for expos
b for baseball
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
eb is French Canadian slang for a whore’s knickers.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Some weird, double-junked French-Canadian.
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 16, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
'ELLO!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Explain? Is there a image I can’t see and what is up with the Brewers logo.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jun 16, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
that helps, that’s crazy.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jun 16, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I love this logo.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’ve always loved the Phillies Logo with the Ying-Yang in the P
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on Jun 16, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yin-Yang
There is no such thing as ying-yang.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD
I’ve never noticed them in that logo before! Crazy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I always liked that too, as well as that purplish wine color.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Jun 16, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
This logo is awesome.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, wtf is going on with the JitB logo?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife calls the franchise “Jack in the Jesus Fish.”
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 16, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Just changed her diaper. Funky indeed.
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 16, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t three the recommended age these days?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
the recommended age is
as early as possible
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
we picked 27 months
it hasn’t been too bad. back in the day, some people shot for 12. 18 was common. cloth diapers just aren’t as pleasant.
I was potty trained when I was 18, but I was already a sophomore in college.
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 16, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
My eventual plan is to ridicule the kid for pooping in a diaper until the kid is old enough to understand that I’m being mean. And then I’ll get meaner until they figure it out on their own.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope my wife knows these things because I have no clue when kids are supposed to start talking, walking, school, etc.
when in doubt, delegate
plus, the kid will handle most of those things his own self
Oh, that’s all?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought an image of Jack was hidden in there or something.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
/fapfapfapfap
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
/loses mind
/challenges reality
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 16, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG NEW GOLDENEYE
Also up yours Brosnan!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
IT’S NOT HELPING
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it’s not like they’re posting it for the rally effects, anyway, so why should the baseball gods award any?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim must not feel tired
he had a chance to work the AB, and blew it
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
LOL Giants
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I’m busting out the Tanduay rum now. 2PM is a good time for this when classes are over.
Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.
Oh holy shit, Guthrie.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
1-2-3 inning
Of course….dammit
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Wow. So over under on Giants baserunners the rest of the way: 2
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
LOL Commercial remindingg us the warriors have been terrible for years now.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Molina's free pass continues to astound me
He’s an awful hitter, awful defensively, is -1WIN player on the basepaths (quite in achievement) – why does he get no criticism?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He's a sensitive priss
and he’s one of those guys that has thrown enough tantrums when he was vitally important to the team that people have learned just to back off Bengie.
PUPPIES!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What is...
what I feel like kicking?
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 16, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice scramble there, bengie.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Molina just went to all fours.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
LOL Silly lineup for Tim start.
Seriously, fuck you Bochy
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Seriously what a joke
And the way bengies playing behind the plate… How can he feel any confidence?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
/bochy looks at pitch count
Good till 130 bork bork
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
TIMMY!
NOOOO
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DON’T BREAK TIMMY DAMMIT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
Is he okay?
I heard it hit him on the back
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Where did it hit him?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BE OKAY TIMMY!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Deep breath…
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
FLY HER APART THEN!!
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 16, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
fastball speed drops to 84
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 16, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
PORCELAIN!!!!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow
that was a terrific play by Mole
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Get him a fucking win
Fucking useless team
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
HUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HUFFFFFFFFFFF
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on Jun 16, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT HUFF
I NOW FULLY APPROVE OF YOUR SIGNING.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
AUBREY FUCKING HUFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
SPLASH HIT
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF SPLASH!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
You just know it’s gonna mean a lot to him that it reached the water
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Holy Shit
Splash Hit
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Remember wheneveryonehe thought he couldn’t hit homers at AT&T?
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 16, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
HUFFARD
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
New Man Crush
Aubrey Huff
Juan Uribe
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 16, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Look at his CANTER down to first!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions
Huff is strong.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BOOM
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
URIBE BACK TO BACK
HOLY SHIT AGAIN!?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JAZZ HANDS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
UUUUUUUUUUUUURIBE!!!!!!!
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on Jun 16, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
OOOOHHHHREEEEEBAAAAAAYYYYY
BACK TO BACK
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
THIS is good.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
I like this development.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Okay. Back to back to back. I WANTS IT
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Pablo just tried for you.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Who did that last?
Bonds-Kent-Burks?
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 16, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Was Timmy getting undressed in the dug out?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JAZZY!
You aren’t taking the HR lead from me!
Need like 7 more runs for the bullpen to complet the game
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I CAN HAZ POWER?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
JAZZ HANDS!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Someone should tell Guthrie to stop throwing fastballs right down the middle
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Those were sliders?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jun 16, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
sliders
that didn’t slide too much
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
JAZZY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
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by Uncle Russel on Jun 16, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
lol your sig.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahahah
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Nice at bat from pablo here.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
doh.
Still 9 pitches are good.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
thats all for the Timmeh
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
LOL Molina-Rowand
/waits for end of inning
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
and I assume bork rides timmy till the end?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Getting naked in the dug out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
smokin a jeremy, not icing his arm
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 16, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s what I meant!
lol, epic fail
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 16, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
don't think so, he's finished
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
LOL Doubles Alley
LOL Fat
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Molina?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
Pinch runner please
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/bengie pumps fist
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
/is exhausted, takes nap
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK YOU
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
DOUBLES ALLEY
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!
lol no
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Panda
Saw seven pitches in or near the strike zone and swung at all of them.
Saw three pitches nowhere near the strike zone and took all of them.
Yes the result sucked, but I still like the AB.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 16, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
Of this group, Nate is the one you want to PH for?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/robbed by crappy outfield
I guess he just can’t catch the easy ones
Haha, I love “Doubles alley for Bengie Molina.”
It’s up their with the Wild Kingdom defense quote.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I thought it was Pat.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, Pat Burrell did.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
we got a panda at third, a cantaloupe in center and two water buffalos in right and left
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
get a new haircut and go deep
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Now Patterson makes a catch
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
NO FUCKING WAY
Poor Nate.
:(
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Thanks Scott
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Torn between rooting for or against Rowand in this circumstance…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Uneasiness among the rally folk
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Rowand,
After all this inning, you go out and hack at the first goddamn pitch.
Seriously man? Back to the bench with you.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He whiffed at a slider in the dirt first pitch several games ago, I about lost my mind.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 16, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The Pittsburgh game?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Does THIS look familiar?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
OH GOD HE IS EVEN TERRIBLY OUT IN FRONT OF IT!
MY EYES!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He's been doing that for two years now.
Perfected it.
Consistently pitched down and away…and refuses not to swing.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone should duct tape the bat to his helmet for about 40 ABs.
His OBP would go up.
The pitchers would adjust and start throwing meatier strikes.
Then the tape comes off.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott is useless.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
oh look
rowand sees 1 pitch.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Well, I’m glad the Giants are winning now. Mario Kart was pissing me off earlier today, and I didn’t want baseball to continue pissing me off. I probably shouldn’t get ahead of myself, though. There’s still time.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
FUCKING MARIO KART
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
150 CC is god damned ridiculous! Shit! God damn it! Fuck!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
/gets hit by blue shell.
/gets hit by red shell.
/gets hit by lightning.
/in twelfth.
/gets hit by POW.
/gets item.
/waits for item to decide what it will be.
/uses motherfucking single boost.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
in soviet russia, mario kart punishes you!
wait, it does that here, too.
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
You can’t try and outsmart it’s bullshit either. Relax in second or third waiting until the end to jump up and you’ll still get fucked. Well, to that I say FUCK YOU, MARIO KART.
DiRT is awesome.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah, it’s pretty rough. Oh man, that dinosaur level… Oh man.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Which Mario Kart?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wii.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I own a Wii but not this game. I do not know why.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s a lot of fun, but it’s way the fuck more frustrating than any other MK game I’ve played.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
MORTAL KOMBAT!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The race to the Mendoza line continues.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mendoza_line
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
for Mario Mendoza
who had some rather famous tussles with it.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
The term is named for former shortstop Mario Mendoza, a flashy defensive player who struggled at the plate. Although Mendoza’s batting average was .215 lifetime, he was known as a sub-.200 hitter whose average frequently fell into the .170 to .180 range during any particular year. That proved to be true in 1979 when Mendoza managed to finish the year with a meager .198 average.
Mario Mendoza, lifetime batting average .215, usually hit in the .170 mark but was good defensively.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
A RUN SAVED IS AS GOOD AS A RUN SCORED
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
next time...
next time you google.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Uh…
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Torture time
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OT: Anybody else heckle Aurilia before the game yesterday?
I feel bad in hindsight. I shouldn’t drink and heckle. I like Richie (2002).
Where's Perry?
If Richie had not been around the last two years
I think people would be a lot more lovable towards him.
I too loved him in the early 2000’s
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A beast in '02
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
Whatever Sabean thinks about the IQ of the average baseball fan, you just proved him right.
by cybermaldonado on Jun 16, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Please be good Affeldt.
I liked him,
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Contusion?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Kruk must have been watching a different game
thinks Lincecum did great.
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
he did have a pretty looking curve for a while
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jun 16, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
10 ks - with an average pc/batter of , what, 6?
He might want to work on a sinker and pitch to contact.
He’d last longer.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
pitch to contact
is code for not as good a pitcher.
strikeouts don’t tend to push up pitch counts. walks and hits do.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Oh Affeldt
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
really?
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jun 16, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
ELI
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
Pulled after a lucky hit?
LET HIM FIND HIS GODDAMN RHYTHM!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
god if we played in the AL east
We’d get toasted, we can’t even put this team away
1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!
Good thing we only have one backup catcher.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/Bruce Bochy waves hi, to the wall in the dugout.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
The “livest” arm!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Whiteside can block a ball pretty well
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Compared to Molina
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Got home just in time to see Affeldt come in and pitch decently, only to be yanked for no apparent reason
Bochy is SUCH a piece of shit.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
Molina homer
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I made a bet at the beginning of the year with an A’s fan, to the effect that the Giants bullpen would be better than theirs. It’s still kinda close, but not at all in the way I’d envisioned.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL
“Andres Torres would be taking the Rocket Boat, and Bengie Molina would be taking the Quacker.”
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Did Molina homer today?
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
You mean he hit one out and that's as far as he got before tiring?
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 16, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Krukow homered for him.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
/standing golf clap
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 16, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
What a swing there. Thanks for that, Jones.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Posey would have gunned him down.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
After throwing him out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
I’m more and more convinced that Schierholtz’s shoulder is not okay.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
I guess it wasn’t too bad a throw, actually.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
it was pretty bad
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Well, it was strong at least. That’s all I mean.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
This.
That was not a good looking throw. Definitely not Nate worthy.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
good thing that hit the ump.
Nice catch there Whiteside.
LOL Posey
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He’s gotta be hurt.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Gah
Hit the ump in the sweet spot.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
umpire took it in the Holliday zone
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Strikes you Son of a Bitch
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
THROW STRIKES JAIRO
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions
Too games two many.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh, it happens to everyone.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I agree two.
LOLineup
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Can Wilson just pitch the rest of the game?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Horrifying mental image.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You are half right
:(
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
For all of the Bochy being good with bullpen talk that goes around, I’m not really amused by the new RUNZLER/MOTA SETUP MEN thing he seems to have going.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Great
Now we’re getting pwned by Julio Lugo.
Gun. Mouth. Trigger. Pull.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 16, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions
The torture never stops
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
DAMMIT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
What a horrid bullpen
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Sure glad Tweedledumb yanke Affeldt so quickly
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
yanked
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 16, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw strikes, guy with two names!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TAKE THE MOUND, RAGS
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
I would be ok with this.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And the rubber, and first, second and third bases too. Take them home right now and stop this game.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 16, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw crap
I thought this was the eighth inning, what with the meltdown and torture and whatnot. I didn’t know it was only the seventh!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
BECAUSE WHEN YOU NEED STRIKES, CALL ON FUCKING DAN RUNZLER
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
HE'S A SWEET BOY
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Love the sinner, hate the sin. Besides, he has reformed.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I don’t understand why they choose to put anyone in other than Runzler.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Runzler runz. He's eager to contribute to the horror.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions
the 678 punch
Really giants, stop sleeping on them.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
remember when the giants lost a series to the worst team in baseball
"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy
Timmy in the back
About to blow his brains out.
Shoulder probably too stiff to get a gun that high
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 16, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Sun roof down
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
SUNFISH
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Diggin' the scene with a ganster lady...
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 16, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Woo wooooo!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
You may not have a car at all!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 16, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Timely.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Just remember Victor, you can still stand tall.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 16, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Gangster striped socks
Aaron Rowand there to hack
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
THROW STRIKES, GOD DAMMIT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THROW STRIKES DAMMIT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
That was not in the zone, Kuip
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'm not your guy, dude.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Gameday has stopped updating
I assume its best I don’t look.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Even gameday got embarrassed
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 16, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy
TORTURE!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 16, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh FFS, that was two much.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Well, whaddya know.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
STFD
FUCKING FINALLY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
Thank God.
Please score like 89 runs, just to be safe.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YES!
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jun 16, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
OK
At least we weren’t bitchslapped by the rotting corpses of Julio Lugo AND Cesar Izturis.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 16, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
lol
lugo with 2 rbi’s LOL GIANTS
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I like how in the Warriors commercial
they left in all the booing when Curry was picked.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So
Berkin sets them down in order?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He sets Whitey down with three
and those signs come sailing out of the stands
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I have insurance runz?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
You can haz insurance Runzler pitching the 8th.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
How do you join the Whiteside fan club?
Have gray hair?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
You have to use Just For Men’s “A Touch of Gray”. But you have to use a LOT of it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
over
with 3 outs
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
8
Under wins. SHOCK!!
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 16, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Whiteside Fanclub
You learn quick boys, never aim for the best when you’re hunting for autographs.
Where's Perry?
Thought I heard that.
LOL Drunk.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL HACK HACK HACK
Cause the times you scored in this game it was because of that.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
baserunning lol
"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy
That Mole reaction to an inside pitch has comedic possibilities. Reminds me of the surprised kitten video.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Almost too easy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Holy crap, is that glove covered in blood? Good god….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's one of those semi-nitrile gloves
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 16, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Does that mean it’s covered in blood? Because I don’t know what that means.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
No, it’s got nitrile on the bottom side, for chemical protection, and cotton on the top for breathablity.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 16, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
And I don't know what nitrile is, but I think it's what is in Brawndo.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 16, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
That was my first reaction, but they do make gloves like that.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Did we win it?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
We’ve lost 3 innings and we’ve only won 2! This is very bad.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL 8 PITCH INNING.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'm never comfortable until Wilson is pitching
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
YOU WILL GET DAN RUNZLER AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Then when he walks the first guy we will get Mota
Romo will be tying and untying his shoes in the locker room.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m starting to feel pretty good about Casilla
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
HACK! HACK! HACK! HACK!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I've had farts that lasted longer than that inning
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 16, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
And were probably far more satisfying
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 16, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Why Casilla?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Casilla has 3k
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Jario still?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
It’s what we do, darlin’. It’s what we do.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
well
If you are gonna pitch like that, then by all means go ahead.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wilson already up
just in case.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Our bullpen went from one of the best to
Get brian wilson for the 9 out save, now.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOLBOCHYBULLPENMANAGEMENT
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Hee hee, only five.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Santiago
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
SON OF A BITCH!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
is this a Lost thing?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Not yet.
But stick close.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I'm sure glad Rob's had a good day.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
THROW STRIKES DAMMIT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Walking the guy with 3 Ks on the day.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YOU’LL GET A DOUBLE SWITCH AND YOU’LL LIKE IT.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
no boch....
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
WILSOOOOOOON!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Doubleswitch
Huff out for LOLshikawa
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
wait what?
isn’t huff due up first next inning?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I’m not sure that the switch has actually been announced yet. That said, I wouldn’t be surprised.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
ah
Ishi for rownads
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Because in a one run game, we don’t need insurance runs. We need an insurance glove.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
But mainly, Bochy loves the senseless double switch. Because he's a fucking genius.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 16, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
NSFW NSFW NSFW
But this is what comes up when I GIS “I’m a fucking genius”:
http://www.captainsmack.com/images/coffee_tits.jpg
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess the URL kind of says it all….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh huh.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I do not understand this bullpen.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
They speak a foreign language?
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 16, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Since they've committed a violation and the Orioles have made reasonable contact
I can now legally ascertain their nationality.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Coaching Visit to Mound
Who is this guy? He’s all over the place.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 16, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
I did the same thing.
In fairness they showed Huff taking off his glove and running into the dugout, then Travis coming out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL ROWAND
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
Nor do I.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Double switch!!??
I will be in Oakland 5 hours before the first game against Boston. Who wants to join an angry mob an assassinate Bochy?
Where's Perry?
Does Bochy have children?
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 16, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Born fully grown from his head.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Then it's too late to kill him for the sake of the gene pool.
So sad.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 16, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
5 out save
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
They have none to throw.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently each bullpen is alloted a certain number of strikes per week. And they don't roll over like phone minutes.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 16, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
oh man
Wilson…. where’s your gas?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
savvy veteran pitches to contact
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 16, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah 93... concerning
"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy
dont worry..
wilson likes to load the bases first, before getting outs
to be or not to be in this thing.
FAIL
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
uhhh
not liking this at all.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
89 mph really?
"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy
oh damn it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
No problem.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
FUCK FUCK FUCK
"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy
OH GOOD IM GLAD WE TOOK CASILLA OUT
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Except what would Bochy have to do? Sit there?
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 16, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, FFS. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaassssse preserve the W for Tim.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
The ones wearing Sedona Red on their faces
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Marcockface
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Sorry. I’m just mad.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh wonderful
We’re gonna lose a series at home to the 2003 Tigers.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 16, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, Andres Torres was on that team.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Also: Brian Schmack.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE MARIO KART
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
/finishes in 8th place.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That can't be true.
Surely there are worse power ups located somewhere in gaming history.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Double Klobb.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I like the ruinous blue shell followed by Bowser or something ruining your shit just as your about to recover.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Ruin is a good word.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
/runs repeatedly into a Whomp.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
coaches and trainers are preparing Icy Hot as we speak
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 16, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 16, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
98!
What the fuck? Was he playing possum or something?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 16, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
STFD player from shitty team that makes us nervous
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
I like that Wilson
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 16, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Dialed now.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, Finish him now!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 16, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
If the Giants lose
I’m blaming my brother for going to this game.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FINISH HIM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
FINISH HIBRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
mole!!!!!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
THIS fucker gets Comeback Player Of The Day!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
PHEW!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 16, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
Breaking #worldcup news:
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Fuck YEAH!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
PHEW
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
YES!
/remembers there is still one more inning
DAMMIT TO HELL!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
F DOT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 16, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
so glad someone got that
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on Jun 16, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Intermittent buzzbean?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
over/under on Orioles pitches next half-inning
same 10.5 as before, please.
I take the under again.
Under
This is the giants in a close late inning game, that is common sense.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
MR.
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jun 16, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
Did you drop Acid? Or was that at the Pink Floyd concert?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
No, I saw Drop Acid opening for The Church in ’91.
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 16, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
BRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZ
/game ends tied 0-0
BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
NO
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
*to miss that play at 2b
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jun 16, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t do that.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Huff goes the opposite way!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HUFF!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
HUFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
Huff!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 16, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
right at where the 3rd baseman would be.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i wasn’t paying attention fully, but i’m going to assume they played him to pull then pitched him away. if that was the case, then lololololololol
Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
It’s either not a joke, or a wonderfully elaborate one.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I am the Senior Managing Editor for Choose Your Own Adventure books, the original interactive gamebook series now published by Chooseco, LLC of Waitsfield Vermont. We’ve been in business since 2005 and own the Choose Your Own Adventure trademarks, including both the logo and phrase. The original CYOA authors formed Chooseco to continue printing the books as well as to bring the brand into new venues.
I encountered your “Choose Your Own Adventure: Aaron Rowand” interactive article today featured on http://www.mccovechronicles.com and see it uses our trademark multiple times and also includes choices like those in our books.
Unfortunately, although we are strong promoters of creative work, we have to be very protective about misuses of our trademark and trade dress. It happens fairly frequently due to the popularity of the brand, and we have to be uniform in letting people know when they’ve infringed on the mark.
We think your use of "Choose Your Own Adventure" infringes Chooseco’s trademarks, and we write to ask that you remove all uses of our trademark "Choose Your Own Adventure" from your website and agree not to use the trademark in web or print materials going forward.
Please confirm receipt of this message and let me know that you have removed all uses of “Choose Your Own Adventure” from your website by June 18, 2010.
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 16, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I responded thusly:
BRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZ
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 16, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
really?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You have now added something like 15 instances of the phrase “Choose Your Own Adventure” to your website just by posting that comment.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
THIEF
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
/vuvuzella spam
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
This is the comedy of baseball...
…where a team defenses their former player and he makes them look stupid for doing it.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
JAZZY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
BRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
HUFF
RIBE
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 16, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
DON JUAN SUP!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL MID INNING NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/6/16/1521796/open-thread
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh, Natto’s here. Here I am worrying that y’all are modless.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And there's that Grant guy
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
We're a feminine hygiene product?
Oh – modLess.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Last time I checked the thread there were 414 comments. I figured it was still good.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
and these guys are on one year contracts…AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 16, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
/vuvuzella spam
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
The more he plays the more I respect him.
It’s aggravating when he gets slammed for a pop – up.
Pitchers CAN pitch, you know. The batter isn’t a winner six out of 10 times.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions
ISHIKABOOM
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
/chokes on Ishikawa condemnation
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
runs
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jun 16, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
Whoa, there’s a person in that picture?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Travis Singles!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 16, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions
Productive Nate
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BRIAN AT THE BAT
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
REPLAY! REPLAY!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 16, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Wilson
He didn’t want the Giants go the whole game without grounding into a double play.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
he still wants a torturous 9th
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jun 16, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
on radio feed
did wilson storm off the field like last time when he struck out?
he didnt strikeout?
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jun 16, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
per miller,
“well, he’ll be glad he made contact this time, but it will be something of a Pyrrhic victory as he grounds into a double play.”
new thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/6/16/1521796/open-thread
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"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
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