Open GameThread, 6/15
Baltimore Orioles at San Francisco Giants, Jun 15, 2010 7:15 PM PDT
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It’s not healthy to strain like that.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 15, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH JOEY!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 15, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions
Arrieta is an unknown to everyone in the Giants lineup. Shutout city.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
It is located underneath Howie's bed next to the pecs.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY JOEY!!!
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
ROFL!!
such a douche
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
A 5-person applicator
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this somehow related to the conjoined nutsack people?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 15, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
They are as concerned about hygiene as any other people.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The guy even looks like an ass
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah Joey!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
If Martinez looks like he wants to be there tonight
That would already make him better than Wellemeyer.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
any attitude
is a better attitude than Wellemeyer’s. he looks like he is pissed to be playing baseball
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
YEAH JOEY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
YEAH JOEY
I am gonna miss the first hour and a half of the game at least, but I will be sending good thoughts and vibrations.
/waits for six figure check.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The vibrations would earn you bonus money
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
SWEET
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A true fan wouldn’t miss the first hour and a half of this game. Know what I’m sayin’?
by Into the Void on Jun 15, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you know what I am saying?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
looks like Pffft!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Will today be the final day for the “YEAH JOEY”?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
Go guy who shares my birthday!
No not you JT Snow or Flappy.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
GIS for "Flappy"

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I agree with Flappy
Nothing wrong with eating a box.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That sounds more like Fappy.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 15, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
We have the same birthday. So does Mark DeRosa.
by Into the Void on Jun 15, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Poor Orioles
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I saw a dead bird on my jog an hour ago
If that isn’t an omen, I don’t know what is
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
To be fair, Wellemeyer was pretty good at ATT, and that’s where they are tonight. I don’t think the Orioles would have given Toddy any problems tonight. Joey is more of an unknown.
Buster Posey: "I'm a catcher." Brian Sabean: "I'm an idiot."
by rxmeister on Jun 15, 2010 6:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
While you were typing that,
Wellemeyer just gave up back to back HRs to children playing stickball outside the park.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG TIME TIMMY JIM!!!
I just posted that in the other thread, but I’ll be damned if that doesn’t deserve a re-post.
Cilantro and I are engaged
date TBA
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
also YEAH JOEY
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL Lineup?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Torres CF
Sanchez 2B
Huff RF
Uribe SS
Burrell LF
Posey 1B
Sandoval 3B
Molina C
Martinez SP
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Fucking god damnit
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I don’t get why Panda is right behind Posey. Seems like a good way to continue his DP dominance (while erasing a reliable runner).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Molina is behind Sandoval is behind Posey
Triple play in sight?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
See last night’s second inning.
Buster Posey: "I'm a catcher." Brian Sabean: "I'm an idiot."
by rxmeister on Jun 15, 2010 6:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL Rowand
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Ughh Posey isn't catching someone that he has practice catching? Come on.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy doesn’t want to mess with the “hot hand”, whatever the fuck that means.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Kid catching a kid? You know a young pitcher needs a vet catcher to get him through the game!
Buster Posey: "I'm a catcher." Brian Sabean: "I'm an idiot."
by rxmeister on Jun 15, 2010 6:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
You gotta be kidding me.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
ideal world
Posey 5th and catching, with Huff at 1B and Nate in RF. Still, depresing to see Pablo still 7th – does BORK really think Burrell is a better hitter?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Fuck You Boch
As someone hit on in the comments, Bochy didn’t want to make changes to a hot lineup, so Posey stayed at first. Bochy: "You keep playing your hand if it’s a good one."
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
MOLINA WASNT FUCKING HITTING WHEN WE SCORED 10 FUCKING RUNS LAST FUCKING NIGHT YOU FUCKING RETARDED PILE OF APE SHIT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Why limit it to just last night?
Molina has been pretty bad all season.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 15, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH JOEY!!!!
FOR BOSTON FOR BOSTON
WE SING OUR PROUD REFRAIN
FOR BOSTON FOR BOSTON
TIS WISDOM’S EARTHLY FANE
FOR HERE ALL ARE ONE AND OUR HEART’S ARE TRUE
AND THE TOWERS ON THE HEIGHTS REACH TO HEAV’N’S OWN BLUE
FOR BOSTON FOR BOSTON
TIL THE ECHOES RING AGAIN!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
wow rogue apostrophe i am so embarrassed
BC education right here, folks.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Before Christ?
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 15, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate boston
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Yeah!
Go Boston University!
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jun 15, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
GO FUCK URSELF
AND FUCK BOSTON COLLEGE
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Hate fuck!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 15, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
But seriously
FUCK BOSTON COLLEGE ANNNNNND BOSTON U
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Sorry, I meant
Go University of North Dakota Fighting Sioux!
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jun 15, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't screw over Miami Ohio
so ur good
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You didn't hear me correctly. I said
Go Air Force Falcons!
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jun 15, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL YOU
they’re changing their name. UND sucks btw, NDSU FTW.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Rooting interests - Celtics over Lakers no?
I lived in Boston so easy for me, but I assume Lakers hatred beats Celtic disdain?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I hate them both equally
I will not be happy with either result.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
That said
if Boston won everyone could shut up about Phil never losing series in which he wins the first game
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I could care less really
But again I’m from LA so I guess I’ll use my west coast bias.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
FUCK-THE-LA-KERS
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I’m rooting for the Celtics. Mainly because I like Boston and hate, hate, hate the Lakers.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I root against all LA sports. It’s in my nature to. All of my friends from there give me crap about it, but I’m just like “fuck you.” I cannot fucking stand their sports teams.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
THANK YOU!!!!!!!
FUCK everything LA
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
dad still calls him "rapist" whenever we go to a Laker game
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
MIami ohio student body tends to look the other way during that
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
“Seriously guys, why are they pissed off? Because of the rape?! Are you sure? That doesn’t add up.” – Daniel Tosh
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Rather take a Celtics win than deal with all the FAKER fan
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
YESSSSS
Because if the Celtics win tonight, they are burning off the final two episodes of Better off Ted on Thursday
As you can tell, I’m an avid basketball fan
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Still can't believe that show was cancelled
Some NSFW BoT gold.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Lakers fan here (sadly)
Go Lakers
/banned
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome Back Joey! (Again)
Sorry for all the pixels; I had to emergency edit out Velez.

I’m tentative Yeah Joey, he was hit and miss last year. (No pun intended) I’m curious to see what progress he’s made in Fresno this year and starting off with the Orioles should build confidence.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
They lost their center
and are being out-rebounded by approximately one per minute.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Jponry jinxed the Celtics
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
The entire ESPN headquarters
jinxed the Celtics. I would’ve been terrified as a Boston fan hearing all day about how the Lakers had to go back to some drawing board or how the Lakers “had better figure out something” to stop the all of a sudden favorites. LOL overreaction in the media
FUCK YOU BRUCE MOTHERFUCKING BOCHY!
You fucking child.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
you told the shit out of him!
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jun 15, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we get a mop for that?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 15, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Too early to call it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It really isnt
It wont be close again
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Refs aren’t really involved with this one. LA is playing great and Boston is playing poorly.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Just checking in from the park.
Also, YEAH JOE!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
by baetown415 on Jun 15, 2010 7:02 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
ESPN says Texeira’s home run off of Halladay was a massive 321 feet.
by HoosierGiant on Jun 15, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, the shot of the century!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 15, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
One of those ones where people had a lot of Rickets
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I don't know what this means
but my girlfriend just saw me looking up Andres Torres stats and said “Hey, Andres Torres. I know him! They’re always saying his name.”
Andres Torres – getting popular with the Non Baseball people too.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
What a shitty game
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
With Molina in it, yes
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 15, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
I’m just being a surly jackass right about now. I just can’t believe that Bochy is such a fucking numbskull.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 15, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
If it ain’t broken it’s good enough.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: LOL NBA
I hope you’re happy david stern, enjoy the checks.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Can’t blame the refs for this one.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah, this is just a joke, though. Boston is playing like shit.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
can you blame them when there center gets assassinated?
Unfortunate for the celtics, I guess I’m just so mad because I hate kobe bryant as much as I do the dodgers.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I can’t remember ever seeing a Finals game that was that lopsided for an entire half. Perkins went down and it became the LA rebounding show. They got 2/3 of the rebounds.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I thought the celtics were the most pathetic team coming into the playoffs. I can’t believe they made it this far, and they are in the perfect position and then perkins gets giants medical staffed.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Once around the fucking scoreboard
LOL FUCKING CINCY WEATHER
LOL FUCKING DBACKS
LOL FUCKING FISH
LOL FUCKING DISASTROS
LOL FUCKING MARINERS
LOL FUCKING BUCCOS
LOL FUCKING BRAVES
LOL FUCKING ROCKIES
LOL FUCKING PHOOLIES
And this has been your Lars MLB fucking report.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
/nunez pitches around julio borboun
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
pics or it didn’t happen
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Good numbers from Joey!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Gameday on mlb.com
WHY ARE YOU ADVERTISING SHAVING PRODUCTS? NO ONE CARES
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LET'S GO JOEY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
In for Wellemeyer never pitching again
/crosses fingers
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!
GODDAMN I LOVE BASEBALL
Especially Giants baseball, in all its tortuous forms.
That is all.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
NO DON'T GIVE UP HITS JOEY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, that ump has a humongous second chin.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
built-in chin guard
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 15, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
INFINTE WHIPE
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!
FUCK YOU BENGIE!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Goddamn tub of goo.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
MOLINA YOU LAZY FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
LOL MOST SBS IN THE LEAGUE GIVEN UP
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!
play the hand that’s dealt to you while it’s hot and working
Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
LOL fat motherfucking piece of shit
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
CASUAL GIANTS FANS LOL
w00tin Beebo (7:18:32 PM): why is fat ass molina catching?
BRTPOB (7:18:40 PM): dude
BRTPOB (7:18:42 PM): Sean
BRTPOB (7:18:44 PM): fucking cut out the fat shit
BRTPOB (7:18:46 PM): seriously
w00tin Beebo (7:18:47 PM): buster caught him in the minors
BRTPOB (7:18:48 PM): slow ass
BRTPOB (7:18:48 PM): fine
w00tin Beebo (7:18:48 PM): a lot this year
BRTPOB (7:18:52 PM): I DON’T FUCKING CARE BENGIE IS BETTER
/facepalm
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Must've composed that during a break at the MENSA meeting
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 15, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
it gets better
BRTPOB (7:21:27 PM): have you SEEN Pablo up close?
BRTPOB (7:21:29 PM): no
BRTPOB (7:21:31 PM): he’s not that fucking big
BRTPOB (7:21:34 PM): sotp buying into tehf ucking hype
BRTPOB (7:21:42 PM): stop fucking FINDING shit to bitch about just becuase you’re angry at life
w00tin Beebo (7:21:44 PM): he’s huge dave
BRTPOB (7:21:48 PM): …
w00tin Beebo (7:21:50 PM): he’s gained a ton of weight since last year
w00tin Beebo (7:21:52 PM): that is not fucking cool
BRTPOB (7:21:53 PM): no
BRTPOB (7:21:54 PM): he hasn’t
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Luckily the Giants are playing Baltimore
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FFFFFFFFFFFFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand should never play again.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
ANDRES MOTHERFUCKIN TORRES!
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
CANTALOPE
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
And there’s your daily top play from Andres the Giant
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE YOU ANDRES
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
This Torres fellow is quite good.
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 15, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
DFA JOEY
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!
And Rowand, 2 for 1 package
"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
under construction - www.benchrowand.com/ check back for progress!
guy reminds me of me
’cept for the LOL OLD part
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
I'm liking Andres Torres more and more all the time
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Oh crap that was awesome.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Jun 15, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
Torres freaking rocks
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
he’s really showing up Rowand, too, which is a good thing.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
baby?
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jun 15, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope I'm kind of hoping for an injury too.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
I think God would look the other way
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck muscle is already inflamed
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Whine muscle is available to be inflamed.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
or gets beached on the dugout steps
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 15, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I am perplexed as to why bengie is catching
We have a day game following a night game.. Molina will not move behind the plate tomorow for timmy LOL BORK.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Mmmm.. Needed bengies bat in the line up against this tough pitcher.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
BONDS ESQUE
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
So
every time Torres is up it feels like it’ll be a good AB, and every ball that’s hit anywhere near him it feels like he’ll catch.
He is awesome.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Well, it was definitely a good AB
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I love Torres
Just for the fact he keeps Rowand on the bench.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
great jump, flagged it down on the warning track
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Ran about 75 yards to deep left-center
to make an awesome catch
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Look out beer guy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
Hey!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
if it was soulsister, i’d be interested
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
soulsister16 would not be appropriate, however
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
BABIP'd
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
cheesuz, he get's robbed a lot
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
2 up. 2 LOUD OUTS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously now?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
Lets go Huffallo!
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Huffalo souljah
Gonna hit the ball outta here
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
And the deer and the cantalope play.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
If it weren’t for the recent offensive surge, I’d be afraid those were the only hard hit balls the Giants would have all night.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Jun 15, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Giants
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
fuck
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh oh what happened.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
overweight out of shape players had to make plays
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
THROW STRIKES JOEY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
chop chop!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Martinez
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
obligatory TWSS
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
UGH
We are getting BABIPd hardcore here.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Amy...
im starting to dislike you
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Can we DFA her?
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
by grape on Jun 15, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Jenifer Langosch LangoschMLB
Source: Pedro Alvarez being called up; told as he was getting on bus after Indy game tonight.
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
It’s funny how any good player the pirates ever have plays with them until they are arbitration eligible, then gets traded and gets the big money.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
This game is bullshit
we got 2 hits that were destroyed right at fielders, and they’ve had little tiny chicken shit rollers that have found holes
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
waaaahh, it’s not fair!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
not a lot of outs tho =/
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I like the groundballs.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
TWSS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I don’t like that the groundballs are finding holes.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
He can hit a little
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
[insert name of pitcher] can hit a little
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
PHEW
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
BtBScore
Orioles Send Tillman to Bullpen [For Now] http://sbnation.com/e/1284283
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
That Grand Marnier commercial makes me dance…
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
hey, how old is too old for pasta?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
I think people over 121 years should not eat it.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 15, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
the food product, not the consumer of said product
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
see above, thank you
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
if it tastes good, its still good
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Juan
You have been having a good year and I like you as a player, but please run when you a hit a ball fair. Don’t stand and watch it.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I imagine he’s slightly tired playing every single day with nagging injuries.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Okay
Then I will amend my request to say “jog” instead of “run.”
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Sigh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL Giants
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL CUBS LOL ZAMBRANO
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Damnit Gerald!
GO BACK TO FRESNO!!!!
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Not to whine
I wish Posey would show some of the patience he had in the minors
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That's not the Giants Way
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
“Buster it’s super simple, swing the ball hit the ball. Now go back to first base.”
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Swinging the ball seems pretty difficult
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, how exactly is that done?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you want him to get benched? Geez
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
No, Cy Young candidate pitcher!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 15, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Large Image Warning
since Keenu has become so popular around here i thought i would share one relevant pic from that movie. seeing as we’re playing a bird team

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jun 15, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Martinez! Michael Milken!
Milken was indicted on 98 counts of racketeering and securities fraud in 1989 as the result of an insider trading investigation. After a plea bargain, he pled guilty to six securities and reporting violations but was never convicted of racketeering or insider trading. Milken was sentenced to ten years in prison and permanently barred from the securities industry by the Securities and Exchange Commission. After the presiding judge reduced his sentence for cooperating with testimony against his former colleagues and good behavior, he was released after less than two years.5
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
he must use the right lube
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
STFD COREY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ah, that’s who they are…. Thanks
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
are you kidding? Stone is an arrogant fuck, and runs his mouth often.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
STEVE stone? Lou's buddy?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I still think it’s weird he’s doing White Sox games now. Him and Hawk seems like an … odd pairing.
Ask me about my blog.
well, I’ll give him [Stone] credit for having a brain
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean, I recognized Thorne, but not Palmer
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I always liked Palmer; he’s an interesting and thoughtful guy.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
those werent the jazz hands i remember :(
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Yeah
Homeruns pays the august benefactor!
Too bad we aren’t going to get any.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Not quite broken down enough. Yet.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 15, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
He'd be playing first base, I know it
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
JOEY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL Defense
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I’m pretty sure this guy talking about Prostate cancer is also on nationally televised games as well
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Fuuuuu
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He's doing pretty good
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Man, a better first baseman probably would have had that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DINGERZ!
Brandon Belt hits his 7th.
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
POPUPORSTRIKEOUT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Todd? Is that you?
Oh wait… no you are hurt. Thank god!
Everyone, just remember who could be pitching
"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy
Let me blow your mind Kruk (Kuip)
A man is INFINITY times more likely to develop prostate cancer than a woman
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
This prostate cancer guy is annoying me. He needs to remember he’s not an announcer.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
He's Michael Milken!!!!
Not just a prostate cancer guy
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Whatever
He’s annoying.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Michael Milken' it for prostate cancer
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Lots of luck for Huff, there.
Caromed off the bench leg out there in right.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
2016 to eliminate cancer as a cause of death?
That’s pretty ambitious.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
yeah no kidding
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
As a cause of MIlken’s death.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I highly doubt that will happen
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It’s downright impossible.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
But what the hell, I’m for it. Fuck cancer.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
If the guy's actually on the level then it'd be in bad taste to slam him for past digressions.
As long as he signs a check for that PANDAMONIUM BOMB we’ll let him off easy.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
He is (or was) an enormous douche, and just the type of guy that fucked the economy this go round. But if he’s actually getting the bills into cancer research, then so be it. Of course, he’s only in it because it affected him personally…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Why stop there?
Eliminate cancer by 2012 before everyone dies.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking of going along these lines
But I didn’t.
So thanks for doing it for me!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Hmmm, Orioles are scoring runs like the giants did last year
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
GROUND ATTACK!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Joey must think the Giants score 10 every night
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
he'll learn
"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy
What the fuck Tommy get the fuck out and never come back.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
i'd be surprised if someone didn't say something like WTF are you doing here dude
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Meet me in the parking lot LaSorda!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF?
Why is Lasorda there?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
NEUKOM WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO THAT ASSHOLE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
can someone ask him about my old pasta?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
better’n Milken
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
GET THIS FAT FUCK OFF MY TV SCREEN
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I'm with you guys
Tommy Lasorda needs to be thrown right out of here onto his head.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Flem just made a comment that Martinez seems to be waiting and waiting for Bengie to give him the pitch he wants
This is a disgrace
Fucking pathetic, DFA DFA DFA.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I'm calling a fifth inning switch out of Bengie
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
It’d be nice to see some runs at some point in this game
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
The Giants were listening
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
PANDA!!!!
HE’S BACK!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
100 grand for every home run hit tonight goes to prostate cancer research
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Panda
Thanks for returning. Stay a while, won’t ya?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I left for a few minutes only to come back and see that a) the Orioles scored another run and b) that fucking Dodger scum is at the game.
BUT PANDA JUST HIT A BOMB SO THAT’S COOL.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
YAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
yeah! that was Bonds-esque
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
hahahahahahahaha FAT
"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy
Then Bengie ruins the mood
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL FATTY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Panda = Crushed it
Molina = Needs to crush it to get a single
"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy
srsly
Does Molina ALWAYS get out in 1-2 pitches after a home run?
Yes Bengie. Pull that ball.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Holy Shit
Money in the bank!
/on a lag
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
KRUK: “HE CAN HIT.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
KRUK SAID THAT JIM PALMER COMMENTED ON HOW GOOD HIS BP WAS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
xanthan: drink!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m not watching the Giants broadcast (stupid blackout rules) what did Kruk say?
Ask me about my blog.
aight, where's my sierra nevada beer...
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Molina didn't want to put Martinez in a bunt situation
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
SHOW THE UNDERWEAR PICTURES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wait. What.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
google Jim Palmer
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Now everything makes much more sense.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh. my. god.
Just got done eating dinner – was watching the game. Milliken just needed to shut the fuck up and get off my TV. That was horrible. I’m now for whatever he was against.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
YEA, i HOPE PROSTATE CANCER KILLS MORE PEOPLE
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
THAT’S HOW HORRIBLE THAT MAN WAS!
And also, he looked like a corpse.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
i mean, i see what he's doin
but yea, it was kinda annoying, like we got the point
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
And the guy was a serious asshole back in the day.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah, I kinda can’t get past that part. Seems like he’s still whoring for attention.
God, I’m so cynical.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
wouldn't know, so to say that now to me, i can't have a good opinion on him
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Wouldn't know what?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
wouldn’t know about his personality or how he used to be, so hence, i don’t have an opinion on the dude
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He invented junk bonds.
Insider trading, etc. Books have been written on the subject.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
not wishin that on anyone, so sorry bud
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
O_o
He knows people, PiKA.
And he pays them a lot of money…and his detractors just disappear…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m so lost right now, what the hell is going on… so he pays people to shut the fuck up
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
No, dude...
…he pays people to make people disappear.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, the Giants should sponsor "Scoundrel Night"
It’s heritage!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
lady parts?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, you do put your mouth on them for 90 minutes straight.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Well played, Mauer.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
You're a thoughtful person
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Hey, it’s baseball. Let him do a PSA somewhere else instead of sucking the life out of an inning.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
not like much of anything happened anyway... just sayin
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Meh. He was a self-entitled asswipe that felt he was above the law. Personified the 1980s culture of greed and contempt for society.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
so, what’s changed?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
seems like the status quo to me
culture of greed and contempt for society
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Greed is good
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Yeah
Fuck people’s causes!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Guess to me, cancer pisses me the fuck off, obviously everyone feels the same, but yea, it’s pretty special to me
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Same here
My brother has been battling cancer since last November.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
What kind? Sorry to hear that, hope he pulls through and beats the shit out of it
my mom passed away from it two years ago after a 5 year battle
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Leukemia
Thanks for the well wishes. And I’m sorry to hear that about your mom.
My brother should be going into remission by September. Still doing treatments, but he hasn’t lost his hair yet.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Damn, what a bitch of a cancer, Leukemia
That’s gonna be tough for him to go through, the loss of hair, always is. Hope he stays strong and just stays confident. Anyone that goes through something like this i really think are the strongest people alive right now and bravest
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He's inspired me
Because it’s never really affected him in a sort of a way. He gets sick and fatigue from the treatments, but fights through it well. But played baseball for his High School team and never missed a game.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
See?
i agree, those are the sort of people that inspire others, and just drive you to do something better, like when i’m working out, or doing a run, or just studying or anything, i think of that person and it forces me to do better
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL
He inspired me to lose weight. I was a fat slob when he was diagnosed, now I have lost 60 pounds since December.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I was Bengie fat
Now I’m just Uribe fat.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL
THAT IS AMAZING!!!! nice job dude! congrats!!! i guess you could say i did something of the same… Weighed 280 a few winters ago, currently i weigh about 235
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m six foot five and used to weigh 300 pounds. I was an offensive lineman at Sierra College(local JC). I’ve now dropped down to 240 and still looking to lose about another 15 pounds.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HOLY SHIT!!!
man you’re a big guy. Absolutely it doesnt hurt to lose some more weight. Yea, i’m like 6’3 235 now, but would like to lose some more weight, ideally, 220 would be good or 225. As long as you feel healthy and good
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m 6’4" 230. My knees are starting to hurt after hoops so I need to drop some lbs.
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
TALL GUYS FTW!!! /imaginary high 5!!!
but yea, back is a little sore, plus the knees… i’m only 22
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
tall can weigh less than 200
no pretense it’s anything but genetic luck, mind you
yup
I’m 6’3, and when I’m in shape I’m ~190.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
everyone's back hurts sometimes
my wife’s 5-3 and hers hurts, I’m 6-2/150 and mine hurts. eh, I work at a desk.
true, guess it happens everywhere
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yup
Don’t really have the knee problems, if you don’t count when I tore my ACL, but that was a (flag lol) football injury, but my back is no bueno
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
OUCH
screw that, that’s terrible with your torn ACL
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yeah it sucked
took a year to get surgery too because doctors kept telling me it was only sprained
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
WOW FUCK THAT
Noah Lowry’s doctors?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Clinic doc in SLO
cuz I didn’t have insurance. Moved back up to Folsom, got Kaiser, doc said give it a few months and if it’s not better, come back, came back, got a referral to an orthopedist, got the surgery 2 months later.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Yea, that shit sucks
at least you’re somewhat better now, but WOW, you just got toyed around with that whole time
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yeah
it’s mostly better now after 8 months of rehab. Still can’t really do any sports except bike riding for another 3-4 months tho.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Oh. So it was recently.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
Haloween ’08, playing flag football with people from my old office at lunch, and my cleat got stuck in the ground. Pretty much my whole body weight was over my right knee, and all of a sudden POP! and pain.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Luckily, I’ve never had one of those “pop” instances with anything.
Hope you can get back on the gridiron soon!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks man
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I have an injury from college, where about the 8th inning my knee would bark like crazy, and could barely push the pedals in my car to drive home.
Now, it only hurts when I drive for an extended period of time 3+ hours in traffic. On long trips I’ve had to pull over just for the fact that my knee can’t take the constant on and off the gas pedal. Sucks
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
ouch
no fun. Knee injuries suck. Before I got the surgery (and for like 6 months after) I couldn’t move laterally at all, and any step down bigger than a normal staircase step scared the life out of me
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
No good.
I never got a diagnosis, but our trainer said I’d have to have surgery If i wanted to keep playing. I hung ‘em up and never pursued any medical treatment. It’s the outside/back of my right knee
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
That was me……then I got married
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
back problems
the worst thing about being tall. My back is sore pretty constantly, and I can’t sit down without resting my back against something for any extended period of time. No fun.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Pretty much THIS
i deal with this alot! i had to get foot inserts because of my back as well… but who knows, i just need to stretch out my back and shit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I think we are twins. Unless you look like Willie over there
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
If we’re going by ex-Cardinals, then I look a lot more like Bruce Sutter than Willie.
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
sadly, i don't look like anybody :(
just me
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Heh, my cousin by marriage played football for Sierra a few years ago
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
all that oil gushing into the gulf may hamper Milken’s target date, amongst a baziliion other factors
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I know one too many people battling cancer. It’s horrible seeing them suffer through it.
All the best to your brother.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea, it really sucks
my entire side of my moms family had it, her two brothers, her mom, her mom’s mom, all passed away except one of her brothers from cancer
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I am so sorry to hear that.
I have relatives on both sides of my family who were diagnosed with cancer and while most of them managed to beat it and have the cancer go into remission (I pray it never comes back), some of my relatives weren’t so fortunate. It just really, really sucks.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea, well, i REALLY hope that it doesnt come back for them!
And the worry that currently haunts me a little is that, well since my moms side of the family had it, it’s in the family, hence i stand a good chance at getting it, although it’s not something i should think about now. I hope everything works for the best with ya and your family!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That’s understandable; I feel the same way sometimes. I really, really hope you — and everyone else in your family — will never be diagnosed with it. And, thanks, dude.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Likewise! NOWWWWW baseball talk? :)
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Ahaha yes. :D
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
In Defense of Food is a pretty interesting book that touches on how the western diet could be a factor in causing cancer
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
Oh cool, thanks dude, i'll definitely check that out
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Thanks
All the best to the people you know battling cancer.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Thanks.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree completely. I fucking hate the living shit out of cancer and if I could beat its ass, I would.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It's too late.
He saw your posts…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed, totally.
I have a hard time with Milken, period.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
No matter how this AB ends, I like his plate approach a lot.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
Torres is fast approaching Panda and Posey as my favorite non-pitcher Giants
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Here's two reasons Huff better be on this list
/flexes biceps
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Did you just learn this one?
That’s twice you’ve used it.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Give 'em room, people.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres only has 19 RBI!
I don’t like him so much any more
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
OBP
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
THE GIANT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
Amy G wanted that cotton candy...
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Last night we learned that we can be on the receiving end of a bases loaded walk.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
No judging
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand didn't do that once all season
LOL WHY DID HE EVER LEAD OFF?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Because he had one hot streak there and sucked everywhere else
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
When is the last time Rowand started a game? I’m sure it wasn’t too long ago, but it feels like we’ve had Torres in center for a few games now
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
I think Saturday?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
So not too long, but maybe we’ll have a full series without him starting. Either way, it sure is progress in the way this team constructs lineups
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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I was surprised he didn’t even come in as a defensive replacement last night.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Honestly, that’s probably the best way to use him at this point. Him in left, Schierholtz in right when we’re winning in late innings.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
hasn't it been wonderful!
"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy
nah.... that was the last time he had a swing worth looking at
"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy
yeah its the last time i ever noticed him
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Generous strike there
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOL Giants
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That sucked
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Oh damnit. If he wasn’t stealing, that probably would have gone up the middle.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
And Huff might be batting!
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, shit.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Gurgle
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I sure wish that the Orioles were good
baseball was better for it when they were
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
So who forgot to pay the BAbip bill?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Who are some good comps for Andres Torres? Anyone else just become awesome at age 32 after not being very good?
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
I remember Rich Amaral making some noise in the ROY race as a 31 year old but he was basically a utility guy for his career and never had an OPS+ over 100.
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
It is early, that’s true, and his BABIP is high. But looking at his stats, it’s not horribly out of proportion from the rest of his (limited) time in the majors. And just from watching the few games I’ve been able to so far, he really is hitting the ball hard. It’s not like he’s just sneaking it between infielders for hits.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
What age was DeRosa when he started getting good? They’re different cases, since Torres started playing at a late age and changed his swing, but I think DeRosa was a pretty late bloomer
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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Good call, DeRosa was a late bloomer at 31.
by lincecumania on Jun 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
DeRosa mostly played in the majors though, right? Torres was almost all in the minors.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, DeRosa was mostly in the majors, but I think he was mostly utility. I really don’t remember too much about him suddenly becoming good, I just remember him as being a highly touted free agent (in the same offseason as GMJ?)
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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Totally different player, but
Eddie Joost got good at 32. They say he got glasses or something.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I like this one.
Joost was 11th in the MVP voting with a .206 batting average. He did have a .348 OBP that year though.
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
to be fair
he really started to hit well in the minors at 28. Still unusual, but not as much, especially considering he’d only been playing baseball regularly for 10 years at that point.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Not a perfect comp but...
Melvin Mora
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Yuck
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Joey
WeLOLemeyer will be pitching again when he’s healthy.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
haha i think you’re joking there, but I kinda said the same thing. Anything to steer blame from Cowboy Joe
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Why call a slider? His change-up was fooling a lot of hitters, why would you call his slider there?
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
LOLINA'D
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Are you questioning the best pitcher handler ever?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Meeehhh Joey.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Tommy's bagging groceries for you folks.
Hey, Tommy…wet mop cleanup. Men’s room.
Better bring some bleach.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
lol Orioles announcers saying Bengie Molina was “pouncing on it”
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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
I blame the fat fuck for everything
You can decide which one I mean
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I blame both fat fucks.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Even for the hanging curveball?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Stop showing that fat bastard I don’t want to see him anymore
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
STFD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Tommy lasorda is on my tv
And bengie molina is catching and doing LOLINA things, Fuck this game.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
TIME FOR A NEW TV!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
He’s given up a bunch of seeing eye ground balls and one home run. Oh no
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/dinger
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Yeah, this has been pretty frustrating to watch. Especially with the Giants hitting the ball hard and not getting much of anything for it
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m watching the game, thanks for that though. He still sucks. The irrational love for Joey here is akin to that of Lewis/Bowker/Frandsen.
I just find it amusing is all.
It’s okay, I found your insistence that Jonathan Sanchez was awful and Ryan Sadowski was better last May amusing.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Sanchez was bad at the time was he not? I never claimed Sanchez was less talented. Sadowski was clearly a gap filler, as Joey will be until they find another solution. Whether Mad Bum or someone else. He’s not ML starter material.
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/6/29/929416/open-gamethread-6-29#17568190
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
His daily vlogs have been pretty interesting, I have to say.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty funny thread, imo
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Talent Wise Yes, But Expected Results From Next Start?
I would put my money (as the Giants brass has) on Sadowski.
by giantsrainman on Jun 29, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Ask me about my blog.
so much lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think he looks pretty okay
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d say he’s doing pretty decent as a sub for Wellemeyer.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there a sound theological explanation for why Lasorda still walks this earth?
Is it something we did?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I think it’s something he did.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sort of righteously toren with all these "Villains Turned Vanquishers Of Human Difficulties"...
Who do we hate?
Besides whoever gave BP blasting rights in Louisiana’s pantry, that is…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
BABIP gods please save us
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
No. Fuck the Giants
-BABIP Gods
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Trivia Answer
Not Sidney Ponson
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Sidney Ponson is definitely the answer
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
OBP
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
I’d rather watch Joey give up 10 runs on seeing eye ground balls and the occasional dinger than watch Wellemeyer throw the ball all over the place.
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
You taught your son well.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Already?
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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL! Timmy is starting tomorrow! Posey can’t catch Timmy.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Let there be jazz
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I like Joey's body language more than Wellemeyer's
Todd always looks like his dog died
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
he ate it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It looked so much like lasagna
"Having potential is the worst insult you can give because it means you haven't done anything yet."
by DividedByZero on Jun 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
SAD SACK SUBJECT WAISTLINE OMGWTFBBQBBQBBQ

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Man, that ball is getting CRUSHED
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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
For some reason I always expect Burrell to be more burly.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I always think of hand sanitizer
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
GLURK

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)
by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
This is incredibly frustrating.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I don’t like this Pat Burrell
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
Hopefully the Giants can get to their bullpen
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
True Story: I was in the National Portrait Gallery last week and they had a huge Lasorda portrait — I almost vomited.
Ask me about my blog.
No. I love the National Portrait Gallery! Please tell me that’s not actually true.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
When I worked for the Smithsonian, I used to go there all the time. I’m gonna have to use my intern “extra access” pass to change a few things there.
On a side note, if you’re in the DC area, have you gone to any Flying Squirrels games yet?
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Looking to go and check them out in August. Maybe they won’t suck as much then.
Ask me about my blog.
Yeah, I’m trying to avoid it until they start hitting. I’d probably have to take the girlfriend, and if they hit like they have been, she’ll never go to another game. Actually, that might work out…
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
We should organize some kind of gathering that includes matches and gasoline. What we did with it after that, well it’ll just be a natural reaction
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll bring pitchforks.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Giants
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Seriously Joey, you can take a walk.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BAH
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
Need to score more runs
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
Did we use all our runz yesterday?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
For the week or for the month?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
LOL bases loaded for Velez in Fresno.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
/first pitch pop up
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Flied out.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
can you link me the gameday?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2010_06_15_poraaa_freaaa_1
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Still plenty of baseball left, down 2? This pitcher did shut down the Yankees, that’s my worry
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
not at all
he’s definitely legit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I'm convinced
Joe Martinez might be one of the unluckiest person in the world.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
this
He seems to get screwed by the most random things in baseball.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I didn't forget about Matt
He’s unlucky as well.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh, Gerald.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
Geralds using the catchers glove
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Buster wouldn't have missed that if he was behind the plate where he belongs
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
DUDE CANT FIELD, CANT HIT, SEND HIM DOWN BRAZZZ
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Huff’s a lefty, right? With Huff at first, he doesn’t have to reach across his body for that, makes it a much easier play. So many reasons to move a few players around.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
B-L T-R
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, killer.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

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