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Baltimore Orioles at San Francisco Giants, Jun 15, 2010 7:15 PM PDT



Joe Martinez

#49 / Pitcher / San Francisco Giants

6-2

195

L

Better than Todd Wellemeyer

Feb 26, 1983



W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - Jake Arrieta 1-0 1 1 0 0 0 0 6.0 4 3 3 0 4 6 4.50 1.33

Star-divide

 


Current Series

Giants lead the series 1-0

Mon 06/14 WP: Jonathan Sanchez (5 - 5)
LP: Chris Tillman (0 - 3)
10 - 2 win

Baltimore Orioles
@ San Francisco Giants

Tuesday, Jun 15, 2010, 7:15 PM PDT
AT&T Park

Jake Arrieta vs Joe Martinez

Mostly clear. Winds blowing out to center field at 5-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 60.

 

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Joey: Taking lessons from Rowandz re: I’m pooping!

by speckops on Jun 15, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s not healthy to strain like that.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 15, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH JOEY!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 15, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH JOEY

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 15, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arrieta is an unknown to everyone in the Giants lineup. Shutout city.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Arrieta sounds like a mystical lost city.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is located underneath Howie's bed next to the pecs.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

But say it with an “M” and it becomes a suburb of Atlanta.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 15, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY JOEY!!!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 15, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Well done.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 15, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROFL!!

such a douche

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 15, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I think it’s a glove.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 15, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

A 5-person applicator

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this somehow related to the conjoined nutsack people?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 15, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are as concerned about hygiene as any other people.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not broken, except for Molina

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy even looks like an ass

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Joey!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

If Martinez looks like he wants to be there tonight

That would already make him better than Wellemeyer.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

any attitude

is a better attitude than Wellemeyer’s. he looks like he is pissed to be playing baseball

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 15, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pissed that he’s playing baseball.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Joe

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH JOEY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH JOEY

I am gonna miss the first hour and a half of the game at least, but I will be sending good thoughts and vibrations.

/waits for six figure check.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 15, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

The vibrations would earn you bonus money

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You get Rowand’s salary

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEET

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 15, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

A true fan wouldn’t miss the first hour and a half of this game. Know what I’m sayin’?

by Into the Void on Jun 15, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you know what I am saying?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like Pffft!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Will today be the final day for the “YEAH JOEY”?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Go guy who shares my birthday!

No not you JT Snow or Flappy.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 15, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

GIS for "Flappy"

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 15, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I don’t like Total

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with Flappy

Nothing wrong with eating a box.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds more like Fappy.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 15, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have the same birthday. So does Mark DeRosa.

by Into the Void on Jun 15, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game Gorecast

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 15, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Orioles

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop with the dead birds already. Ewww

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 15, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a dead bird on my jog an hour ago

If that isn’t an omen, I don’t know what is

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, Wellemeyer was pretty good at ATT, and that’s where they are tonight. I don’t think the Orioles would have given Toddy any problems tonight. Joey is more of an unknown.

Buster Posey: "I'm a catcher." Brian Sabean: "I'm an idiot."

by rxmeister on Jun 15, 2010 6:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

While you were typing that,

Wellemeyer just gave up back to back HRs to children playing stickball outside the park.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 15, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

however… injured dude is injured.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 15, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BASTARDO

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 15, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG TIME TIMMY JIM!!!

I just posted that in the other thread, but I’ll be damned if that doesn’t deserve a re-post.

by GrooveGiant on Jun 15, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Cilantro and I are engaged

date TBA

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 15, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

also YEAH JOEY

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 15, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Lineup?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 15, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres CF
Sanchez 2B
Huff RF
Uribe SS
Burrell LF
Posey 1B
Sandoval 3B
Molina C
Martinez SP

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 15, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking god damnit

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 15, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH PISS!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get why Panda is right behind Posey. Seems like a good way to continue his DP dominance (while erasing a reliable runner).

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 15, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

See last night’s second inning.

Buster Posey: "I'm a catcher." Brian Sabean: "I'm an idiot."

by rxmeister on Jun 15, 2010 6:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOL Rowand

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh fuck you Bochy

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy doesn’t want to mess with the “hot hand”, whatever the fuck that means.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 15, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kid catching a kid? You know a young pitcher needs a vet catcher to get him through the game!

Buster Posey: "I'm a catcher." Brian Sabean: "I'm an idiot."

by rxmeister on Jun 15, 2010 6:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

You gotta be kidding me.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ideal world

Posey 5th and catching, with Huff at 1B and Nate in RF. Still, depresing to see Pablo still 7th – does BORK really think Burrell is a better hitter?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 15, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Augh Molina

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck You Boch
As someone hit on in the comments, Bochy didn’t want to make changes to a hot lineup, so Posey stayed at first. Bochy: "You keep playing your hand if it’s a good one."

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOLINA WASNT FUCKING HITTING WHEN WE SCORED 10 FUCKING RUNS LAST FUCKING NIGHT YOU FUCKING RETARDED PILE OF APE SHIT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 15, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why limit it to just last night?

Molina has been pretty bad all season.

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 15, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH JOEY!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH JOEY!!!!

FOR BOSTON FOR BOSTON
WE SING OUR PROUD REFRAIN
FOR BOSTON FOR BOSTON
TIS WISDOM’S EARTHLY FANE
FOR HERE ALL ARE ONE AND OUR HEART’S ARE TRUE
AND THE TOWERS ON THE HEIGHTS REACH TO HEAV’N’S OWN BLUE
FOR BOSTON FOR BOSTON
TIL THE ECHOES RING AGAIN!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

wow rogue apostrophe i am so embarrassed

BC education right here, folks.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before Christ?

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 15, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate boston

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 15, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boston Celtics

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OHHHH GOOD FOR YOUUUU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

Go Boston University!

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 15, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banned.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO FUCK URSELF

AND FUCK BOSTON COLLEGE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i say that with love tho

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate fuck!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 15, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

But seriously

FUCK BOSTON COLLEGE ANNNNNND BOSTON U

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothin’ but love

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 15, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I meant

Go University of North Dakota Fighting Sioux!

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 15, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't screw over Miami Ohio

so ur good

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn't hear me correctly. I said

Go Air Force Falcons!

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 15, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOU

they’re changing their name. UND sucks btw, NDSU FTW.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 15, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO JOEY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Rooting interests - Celtics over Lakers no?

I lived in Boston so easy for me, but I assume Lakers hatred beats Celtic disdain?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 15, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate them both equally

I will not be happy with either result.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 15, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That said

if Boston won everyone could shut up about Phil never losing series in which he wins the first game

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 15, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can root for that

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

hate both

don’t care

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could care less really

But again I’m from LA so I guess I’ll use my west coast bias.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOO LA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK-THE-LA-KERS

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m rooting for the Celtics. Mainly because I like Boston and hate, hate, hate the Lakers.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I JUST HATE LA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I root against all LA sports. It’s in my nature to. All of my friends from there give me crap about it, but I’m just like “fuck you.” I cannot fucking stand their sports teams.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU!!!!!!!

FUCK everything LA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much this. I also despise Kobe or as I like to call him Not-MJ

by DFARowand on Jun 15, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

dad still calls him "rapist" whenever we go to a Laker game

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he Roesthlsibergered her

by DFARowand on Jun 15, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

MIami ohio student body tends to look the other way during that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Seriously guys, why are they pissed off? Because of the rape?! Are you sure? That doesn’t add up.” – Daniel Tosh

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO AWESOME

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rather take a Celtics win than deal with all the FAKER fan

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

pffffft whoever need to win tonight to force it to a game 7…. that’s who’s going to win. NBA… HA!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 15, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

YESSSSS

Because if the Celtics win tonight, they are burning off the final two episodes of Better off Ted on Thursday

As you can tell, I’m an avid basketball fan

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 15, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-2 with a 2.02 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jun 15, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your rooting interests are similar to mine.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Jun 15, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still can't believe that show was cancelled

Some NSFW BoT gold.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 15, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome Back Joey! (Again)

Sorry for all the pixels; I had to emergency edit out Velez.

by furikawari on Jun 15, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m tentative Yeah Joey, he was hit and miss last year. (No pun intended) I’m curious to see what progress he’s made in Fresno this year and starting off with the Orioles should build confidence.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 15, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m getting nervous for Joey.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 15, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

They lost their center

and are being out-rebounded by approximately one per minute.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Sheed picked up 3 quick fouls

by DFARowand on Jun 15, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jponry jinxed the Celtics

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The entire ESPN headquarters

jinxed the Celtics. I would’ve been terrified as a Boston fan hearing all day about how the Lakers had to go back to some drawing board or how the Lakers “had better figure out something” to stop the all of a sudden favorites. LOL overreaction in the media

by techsig12 on Jun 15, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Martinez is awesome.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jun 15, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BRUCE MOTHERFUCKING BOCHY!

You fucking child.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 15, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

you told the shit out of him!

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jun 15, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we get a mop for that?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 15, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So.....

Game 7

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Too early to call it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 15, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really isnt

It wont be close again

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BASKETBALOL

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course there will be a game 7 $$$$$$$

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by Merope on Jun 15, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Refs aren’t really involved with this one. LA is playing great and Boston is playing poorly.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 15, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just checking in from the park.
Also, YEAH JOE!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jun 15, 2010 7:02 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

ESPN says Texeira’s home run off of Halladay was a massive 321 feet.

by HoosierGiant on Jun 15, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, the shot of the century!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 15, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

which century?

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by Merope on Jun 15, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of those ones where people had a lot of Rickets

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 15, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what this means

but my girlfriend just saw me looking up Andres Torres stats and said “Hey, Andres Torres. I know him! They’re always saying his name.”

Andres Torres – getting popular with the Non Baseball people too.

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Jun 15, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

With Molina in it, yes

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 15, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I’m just being a surly jackass right about now. I just can’t believe that Bochy is such a fucking numbskull.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 15, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it ain’t broken it’s good enough.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you Nunez

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: LOL NBA

I hope you’re happy david stern, enjoy the checks.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t blame the refs for this one.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 15, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this is just a joke, though. Boston is playing like shit.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you blame them when there center gets assassinated?

Unfortunate for the celtics, I guess I’m just so mad because I hate kobe bryant as much as I do the dodgers.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t remember ever seeing a Finals game that was that lopsided for an entire half. Perkins went down and it became the LA rebounding show. They got 2/3 of the rebounds.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I thought the celtics were the most pathetic team coming into the playoffs. I can’t believe they made it this far, and they are in the perfect position and then perkins gets giants medical staffed.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once around the fucking scoreboard

LOL FUCKING CINCY WEATHER
LOL FUCKING DBACKS
LOL FUCKING FISH
LOL FUCKING DISASTROS
LOL FUCKING MARINERS
LOL FUCKING BUCCOS
LOL FUCKING BRAVES
LOL FUCKING ROCKIES
LOL FUCKING PHOOLIES

And this has been your Lars MLB fucking report.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 15, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

/nunez pitches around julio borboun

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARGH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

pics or it didn’t happen

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 15, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that was fucked up!

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by Merope on Jun 15, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if my local market isn’t televising the game I still can’t watch it on MLB.tv

SO FUCKING STUPID

by DFARowand on Jun 15, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon let’s fucking do this Joey

by HoosierGiant on Jun 15, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Good numbers from Joey!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 15, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday on mlb.com

WHY ARE YOU ADVERTISING SHAVING PRODUCTS? NO ONE CARES

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Joey!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON JOEY!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S GO JOEY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

In for Wellemeyer never pitching again

/crosses fingers

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
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by shahbazi3 on Jun 15, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMN I LOVE BASEBALL

Especially Giants baseball, in all its tortuous forms.

That is all.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 15, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS GO HOE!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

There goes the no hitter.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Great

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

NO DON'T GIVE UP HITS JOEY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that ump has a humongous second chin.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 15, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

built-in chin guard

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 15, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

INFINTE WHIPE

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
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by shahbazi3 on Jun 15, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL POSEY

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE JOB MOLINA

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BENGIE!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 15, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn tub of goo.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 15, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BENGIE

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-2 with a 2.02 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jun 15, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FU Bengie

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLINA YOU LAZY FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MOST SBS IN THE LEAGUE GIVEN UP

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
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by shahbazi3 on Jun 15, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

play the hand that’s dealt to you while it’s hot and working

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL fat motherfucking piece of shit

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 15, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

CASUAL GIANTS FANS LOL
w00tin Beebo (7:18:32 PM): why is fat ass molina catching?
BRTPOB (7:18:40 PM): dude
BRTPOB (7:18:42 PM): Sean
BRTPOB (7:18:44 PM): fucking cut out the fat shit
BRTPOB (7:18:46 PM): seriously
w00tin Beebo (7:18:47 PM): buster caught him in the minors
BRTPOB (7:18:48 PM): slow ass
BRTPOB (7:18:48 PM): fine
w00tin Beebo (7:18:48 PM): a lot this year
BRTPOB (7:18:52 PM): I DON’T FUCKING CARE BENGIE IS BETTER

/facepalm

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Must've composed that during a break at the MENSA meeting

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 15, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

it gets better
BRTPOB (7:21:27 PM): have you SEEN Pablo up close?
BRTPOB (7:21:29 PM): no
BRTPOB (7:21:31 PM): he’s not that fucking big
BRTPOB (7:21:34 PM): sotp buying into tehf ucking hype
BRTPOB (7:21:42 PM): stop fucking FINDING shit to bitch about just becuase you’re angry at life
w00tin Beebo (7:21:44 PM): he’s huge dave
BRTPOB (7:21:48 PM): …
w00tin Beebo (7:21:50 PM): he’s gained a ton of weight since last year
w00tin Beebo (7:21:52 PM): that is not fucking cool
BRTPOB (7:21:53 PM): no
BRTPOB (7:21:54 PM): he hasn’t

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than what?

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Jun 15, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

typo

should read: “BENGIE IS BUTTER”

by sayheybk on Jun 15, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

GRRRR....

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Luckily the Giants are playing Baltimore

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand should never play again.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 15, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANT

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES MOTHERFUCKIN TORRES!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

CANTALOPE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Hot damn!

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

And there’s your daily top play from Andres the Giant

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

ROWAND WOULD NOT HAVE CAUGHT THAT

by thebighead on Jun 15, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE YOU ANDRES

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 15, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This Torres fellow is quite good.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 15, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA JOEY

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
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by shahbazi3 on Jun 15, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

And Rowand, 2 for 1 package

"Whoever said WAR is HELL must have been talking about Aaron Rowand" - McCoven faithful
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by shahbazi3 on Jun 15, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

♥ Andres ♥

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 15, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

guy reminds me of me

’cept for the LOL OLD part

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm liking Andres Torres more and more all the time

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres Torres, now with more awesome

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh crap that was awesome.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Jun 15, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Joey needs to give Torres a big kiss for that.

by kdl on Jun 15, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

lol fantasy

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres freaking rocks

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s really showing up Rowand, too, which is a good thing.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make a great play in the field, hit a _____________

by HoosierGiant on Jun 15, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

baby?

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jun 15, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would it be wrong to start hoping Bengie pulls a muscle or something?

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by Merope on Jun 15, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope I'm kind of hoping for an injury too.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing life threatening… nothing that requires major surgery…

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by Merope on Jun 15, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck muscle is already inflamed

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whine muscle is available to be inflamed.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

or gets beached on the dugout steps

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 15, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am perplexed as to why bengie is catching

We have a day game following a night game.. Molina will not move behind the plate tomorow for timmy LOL BORK.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

SHAME ON YOU...

…using logic at a time like this!

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by Merope on Jun 15, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmm.. Needed bengies bat in the line up against this tough pitcher.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Scott

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BONDS ESQUE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

every time Torres is up it feels like it’ll be a good AB, and every ball that’s hit anywhere near him it feels like he’ll catch.

He is awesome.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 15, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

This is how I feel

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

kind of like his plays in the outfield, it feels like he really came out of nowhere. and with authority.
(/cue owlcroft)

by sayheybk on Jun 15, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it was definitely a good AB

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Torres

Just for the fact he keeps Rowand on the bench.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazing backhanded sliding catch at the warning track.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

made his daily catch

by FPTV on Jun 15, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

great jump, flagged it down on the warning track

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ran about 75 yards to deep left-center

to make an awesome catch

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh darnit

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Look out beer guy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BABIP

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh that was hit hard too.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That could be a good thing, maybe it was an offer…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 15, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or a command.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it was soulsister, i’d be interested

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

soulsister16 would not be appropriate, however

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABIP'd

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

At least they’re hitting the ball hard.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

cheesuz, he get's robbed a lot

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

2 up. 2 LOUD OUTS

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit the ball at the ares where the other players arent

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep hitting it hard, G-men

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously now?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets go Huffallo!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Huffalo souljah

Gonna hit the ball outta here

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give be a home where the Huffallo roam

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the deer and the cantalope play.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

water buffalo and cantalope

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 15, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

All hail the water buffalo lodge

Water buffalo

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 15, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it weren’t for the recent offensive surge, I’d be afraid those were the only hard hit balls the Giants would have all night.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Jun 15, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

See that kid hitting right now? that's my boy!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Giants

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

aw huff you gotta go the other way with that one :(

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

aaron cunningham first start of year for padres: grand slam in first at bat. 4-0 SD

by mlb22 on Jun 15, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh what happened.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

overweight out of shape players had to make plays

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

single, SB, single ground out brought runner home

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes, Joey

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES JOEY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

chop chop!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god puppy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh fuck

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Martinez

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

obligatory TWSS

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/not an all-star play

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH

We are getting BABIPd hardcore here.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

That was… a curveball that went straight instead of curving LOLOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, have any of these hits left the infield?

by Natto on Jun 15, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

One did.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy...

im starting to dislike you

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Starting to?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we DFA her?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 15, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i sure hope so...

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jenifer Langosch LangoschMLB
  
Source: Pedro Alvarez being called up; told as he was getting on bus after Indy game tonight.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s funny how any good player the pirates ever have plays with them until they are arbitration eligible, then gets traded and gets the big money.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

bout time

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is bullshit

we got 2 hits that were destroyed right at fielders, and they’ve had little tiny chicken shit rollers that have found holes

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 15, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

waaaahh, it’s not fair!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice play by Martinez and Sanchez.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

dude needs to start catching that stuff

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Martinez getting a ton of ground balls right now.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

not a lot of outs tho =/

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was his MO

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 15, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s done a pretty good job at it in the minors.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ground ball hits go to the hole; dp balls are impossible to work with; giants stingers find gloves

about par for the course

by furikawari on Jun 15, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the groundballs.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like runners on 3rd base with bengie molina in the “squat”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 15, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

His 2-seamer is really nice.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like that the groundballs are finding holes.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That happens sometimes.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not anymore

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

With our corner OF

I concur

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 15, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can hit a little

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

[insert name of pitcher] can hit a little

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 15, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Joey

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

PHEW

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Good.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

efficient joey is efficient

by furikawari on Jun 15, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

BtBScore
  
Orioles Send Tillman to Bullpen [For Now] http://sbnation.com/e/1284283

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

sup ruining careers

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s almost like pablo and uribe have to play shallow to catch up to lol rollers.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That Grand Marnier commercial makes me dance…

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant runs do the same as well

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ZAMBRANO

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

wallace needs to get some blow and revert to 2004 form for game 7.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, how old is too old for pasta?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I think people over 121 years should not eat it.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 15, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the food product, not the consumer of said product

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pasta or the person eating the pasta?

by Natto on Jun 15, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

see above, thank you

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it tastes good, its still good

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan

You have been having a good year and I like you as a player, but please run when you a hit a ball fair. Don’t stand and watch it.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I imagine he’s slightly tired playing every single day with nagging injuries.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

Then I will amend my request to say “jog” instead of “run.”

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, that Pat Burrell.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Giants

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CUBS LOL ZAMBRANO

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit Gerald!

GO BACK TO FRESNO!!!!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Not to whine

I wish Posey would show some of the patience he had in the minors

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That's not the Giants Way

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can only imagine the things that Bochy is telling him.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Buster it’s super simple, swing the ball hit the ball. Now go back to first base.”

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swinging the ball seems pretty difficult

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, how exactly is that done?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ask bork

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once Poesy can do that he’ll really be ready.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you want him to get benched? Geez

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Cy Young candidate pitcher!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 15, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Large Image Warning

since Keenu has become so popular around here i thought i would share one relevant pic from that movie. seeing as we’re playing a bird team
Photobucket

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 15, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://sadkeanu.com

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

bring bernie madoff…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Martinez! Michael Milken!

Milken was indicted on 98 counts of racketeering and securities fraud in 1989 as the result of an insider trading investigation. After a plea bargain, he pled guilty to six securities and reporting violations but was never convicted of racketeering or insider trading. Milken was sentenced to ten years in prison and permanently barred from the securities industry by the Securities and Exchange Commission. After the presiding judge reduced his sentence for cooperating with testimony against his former colleagues and good behavior, he was released after less than two years.5

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

bold

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

he must use the right lube

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice change.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD COREY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

is the Enron CEO not available for the broadcast?

by mlb22 on Jun 15, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Watching the O’s broadcast, Thorne and Palmer are quite listenable.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, that’s who they are…. Thanks

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Palmer is kinda a Steve Stone-lite and Thorne is pretty decent.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you kidding? Stone is an arrogant fuck, and runs his mouth often.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I’ve always enjoyed him. Pretty good analysis, IMO.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

STEVE stone? Lou's buddy?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think it’s weird he’s doing White Sox games now. Him and Hawk seems like an … odd pairing.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, I’ll give him [Stone] credit for having a brain

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I recognized Thorne, but not Palmer

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always liked Palmer; he’s an interesting and thoughtful guy.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan =(

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLribe

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe >:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

those werent the jazz hands i remember :(

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

“what do you want me to do, dive for it?”

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Homeruns pays the august benefactor!

Too bad we aren’t going to get any.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 15, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ground ball machine

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I like that Joey checks the runners a lot.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m also constantly surprised that Tejada isn’t a Giant.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Not quite broken down enough. Yet.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 15, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the earring had his way, Tejada would be

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot that article.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'd be playing first base, I know it

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

JOEY!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Defense

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure this guy talking about Prostate cancer is also on nationally televised games as well

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

F**k him, my grandmother went broke because of him

by Bar None on Jun 15, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABIP@#$E!

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL POSEY

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuuuuu

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy is probably thinking Wellemeyer is better.

“Well, Welly has thrown real good at home and we think we’ll go with him as soon as the hammy calms down”

ARGH

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good pick up by Huff, though.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

He's doing pretty good

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, a better first baseman probably would have had that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Our catcher playing first base.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sends posey down to work on his fielding

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

POPUPORSTRIKEOUT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Todd? Is that you?

Oh wait… no you are hurt. Thank god!

Everyone, just remember who could be pitching

"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy

by PTGiants on Jun 15, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Let me blow your mind Kruk (Kuip)

A man is INFINITY times more likely to develop prostate cancer than a woman

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by grape on Jun 15, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

This prostate cancer guy is annoying me. He needs to remember he’s not an announcer.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

He's Michael Milken!!!!

Not just a prostate cancer guy

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever

He’s annoying.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA, Tejada looked like he was like WTF Bengie

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did you throw to 3rd Bengie?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Lots of luck for Huff, there.

Caromed off the bench leg out there in right.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 15, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

2016 to eliminate cancer as a cause of death?

That’s pretty ambitious.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah no kidding

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a cause of MIlken’s death.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I highly doubt that will happen

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm very hopeful though

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

a painful death, please

by Bar None on Jun 15, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s downright impossible.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what the hell, I’m for it. Fuck cancer.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to take a stand!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the guy's actually on the level then it'd be in bad taste to slam him for past digressions.

As long as he signs a check for that PANDAMONIUM BOMB we’ll let him off easy.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is (or was) an enormous douche, and just the type of guy that fucked the economy this go round. But if he’s actually getting the bills into cancer research, then so be it. Of course, he’s only in it because it affected him personally…

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 15, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why stop there?

Eliminate cancer by 2012 before everyone dies.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, in 2016 the Giants will have an above average offense.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of going along these lines

But I didn’t.

So thanks for doing it for me!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm, Orioles are scoring runs like the giants did last year

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joey must think the Giants score 10 every night

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

he'll learn

"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy

by PTGiants on Jun 15, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jun 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL scratched out Lasorda

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck Tommy get the fuck out and never come back.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

i'd be surprised if someone didn't say something like WTF are you doing here dude

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LASAGNA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

Why is Lasorda there?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

“SO HEY TOMMY HOW WHAT DO WE DO HERE”

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh GTFO LaSorda

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

NEUKOM WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO THAT ASSHOLE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s going to secretly put a ricin tablet in his lasagna tray.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

can someone ask him about my old pasta?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

better’n Milken

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET THIS FAT FUCK OFF MY TV SCREEN

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm with you guys

Tommy Lasorda needs to be thrown right out of here onto his head.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem just made a comment that Martinez seems to be waiting and waiting for Bengie to give him the pitch he wants

by DFARowand on Jun 15, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a disgrace

Fucking pathetic, DFA DFA DFA.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Dave: “Seems like Joe and Bengie have different ideas how to get this hitter. Joe waited a long time for Molina to give the pitch he wants.”

If only we had a catcher that worked on a regular basis with Joey,

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm calling a fifth inning switch out of Bengie

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by grape on Jun 15, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

It’d be nice to see some runs at some point in this game

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants were listening

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

no kidding

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, we’re a late inning team now.

by Bar None on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

DRILLED

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA POWER!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEA!!! 100,000

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!!!!

HE’S BACK!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!111

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO!!

Loves prostate cancer.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plz be heating up.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda!!!!!!!!!!!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda

Thanks for returning. Stay a while, won’t ya?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I left for a few minutes only to come back and see that a) the Orioles scored another run and b) that fucking Dodger scum is at the game.

BUT PANDA JUST HIT A BOMB SO THAT’S COOL.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That ball was crushed

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

SANDOVAL!

PROSTATE CANCER MAKE PANDA ANGRY

by apistat on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah! that was Bonds-esque

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for the other fat guy.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

still no babip

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahahahahaha FAT

"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy

by PTGiants on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ANNNND MOLINA CANT HIT IT OUT OF THE INFIELD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Then Bengie ruins the mood

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I swear Molina doesn’t even run out of the box.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FATTY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie bein Bengie...

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda = Crushed it

Molina = Needs to crush it to get a single

"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy

by PTGiants on Jun 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

srsly

Does Molina ALWAYS get out in 1-2 pitches after a home run?

by apistat on Jun 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes Bengie. Pull that ball.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that’s what I call a “home run.”

by Into the Void on Jun 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Shit

Money in the bank!

/on a lag

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by grape on Jun 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

KRUK: “HE CAN HIT.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW WAS HIS BP

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

KRUK SAID THAT JIM PALMER COMMENTED ON HOW GOOD HIS BP WAS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did just say that on air! lol

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see JOEY hit.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Forgot that Joey was a Lefty hitter

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

xanthan: drink!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not watching the Giants broadcast (stupid blackout rules) what did Kruk say?

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

see above

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll blackout for you!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

DRINK MORE

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

aight, where's my sierra nevada beer...

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHOW THE UNDERWEAR PICTURES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait. What.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

google Jim Palmer

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Safe search off”

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now everything makes much more sense.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suddenly feel the need to refinance my home

by apistat on Jun 15, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh. my. god.

Just got done eating dinner – was watching the game. Milliken just needed to shut the fuck up and get off my TV. That was horrible. I’m now for whatever he was against.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 15, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Prostate cancer?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEA, i HOPE PROSTATE CANCER KILLS MORE PEOPLE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S HOW HORRIBLE THAT MAN WAS!

And also, he looked like a corpse.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 15, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean, i see what he's doin

but yea, it was kinda annoying, like we got the point

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the guy was a serious asshole back in the day.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 15, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I kinda can’t get past that part. Seems like he’s still whoring for attention.

God, I’m so cynical.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 15, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn't know, so to say that now to me, i can't have a good opinion on him

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't know what?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn’t know about his personality or how he used to be, so hence, i don’t have an opinion on the dude

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He invented junk bonds.

Insider trading, etc. Books have been written on the subject.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, well jerk fof

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

can of corn: strong supporter of ass cancer.

by apistat on Jun 15, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if Milken gets it

by Bar None on Jun 15, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

not wishin that on anyone, so sorry bud

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

O_o

He knows people, PiKA.
And he pays them a lot of money…and his detractors just disappear…

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so lost right now, what the hell is going on… so he pays people to shut the fuck up

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, dude...

…he pays people to make people disappear.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OHHHHHHHH, got ya

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, the Giants should sponsor "Scoundrel Night"

It’s heritage!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

first 20,000 fans get vuvuzelas

by apistat on Jun 15, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lady parts?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played, Mauer.

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by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're a thoughtful person

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it’s baseball. Let him do a PSA somewhere else instead of sucking the life out of an inning.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 15, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

not like much of anything happened anyway... just sayin

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. He was a self-entitled asswipe that felt he was above the law. Personified the 1980s culture of greed and contempt for society.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 15, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, what’s changed?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much this

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got caught.

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by can of corn on Jun 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like the status quo to me

culture of greed and contempt for society

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greed is good

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Fuck people’s causes!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess to me, cancer pisses me the fuck off, obviously everyone feels the same, but yea, it’s pretty special to me

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here

My brother has been battling cancer since last November.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind? Sorry to hear that, hope he pulls through and beats the shit out of it

my mom passed away from it two years ago after a 5 year battle

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leukemia

Thanks for the well wishes. And I’m sorry to hear that about your mom.

My brother should be going into remission by September. Still doing treatments, but he hasn’t lost his hair yet.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, what a bitch of a cancer, Leukemia

That’s gonna be tough for him to go through, the loss of hair, always is. Hope he stays strong and just stays confident. Anyone that goes through something like this i really think are the strongest people alive right now and bravest

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's inspired me

Because it’s never really affected him in a sort of a way. He gets sick and fatigue from the treatments, but fights through it well. But played baseball for his High School team and never missed a game.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

See?

i agree, those are the sort of people that inspire others, and just drive you to do something better, like when i’m working out, or doing a run, or just studying or anything, i think of that person and it forces me to do better

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

He inspired me to lose weight. I was a fat slob when he was diagnosed, now I have lost 60 pounds since December.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang. 60 pounds is impressive.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was Bengie fat

Now I’m just Uribe fat.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

PROGRESS

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

THAT IS AMAZING!!!! nice job dude! congrats!!! i guess you could say i did something of the same… Weighed 280 a few winters ago, currently i weigh about 235

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m six foot five and used to weigh 300 pounds. I was an offensive lineman at Sierra College(local JC). I’ve now dropped down to 240 and still looking to lose about another 15 pounds.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!!!

man you’re a big guy. Absolutely it doesnt hurt to lose some more weight. Yea, i’m like 6’3 235 now, but would like to lose some more weight, ideally, 220 would be good or 225. As long as you feel healthy and good

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 6’4" 230. My knees are starting to hurt after hoops so I need to drop some lbs.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

TALL GUYS FTW!!! /imaginary high 5!!!

but yea, back is a little sore, plus the knees… i’m only 22

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

tall can weigh less than 200

no pretense it’s anything but genetic luck, mind you

by wcw on Jun 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

I’m 6’3, and when I’m in shape I’m ~190.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

yet it still hurts?

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

everyone's back hurts sometimes

my wife’s 5-3 and hers hurts, I’m 6-2/150 and mine hurts. eh, I work at a desk.

by wcw on Jun 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

true, guess it happens everywhere

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

Don’t really have the knee problems, if you don’t count when I tore my ACL, but that was a (flag lol) football injury, but my back is no bueno

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine hurts when I drive for a long time or when I stand at concerts.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUCH

screw that, that’s terrible with your torn ACL

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah it sucked

took a year to get surgery too because doctors kept telling me it was only sprained

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW FUCK THAT

Noah Lowry’s doctors?

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clinic doc in SLO

cuz I didn’t have insurance. Moved back up to Folsom, got Kaiser, doc said give it a few months and if it’s not better, come back, came back, got a referral to an orthopedist, got the surgery 2 months later.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, that shit sucks

at least you’re somewhat better now, but WOW, you just got toyed around with that whole time

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

it’s mostly better now after 8 months of rehab. Still can’t really do any sports except bike riding for another 3-4 months tho.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. So it was recently.

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

Haloween ’08, playing flag football with people from my old office at lunch, and my cleat got stuck in the ground. Pretty much my whole body weight was over my right knee, and all of a sudden POP! and pain.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luckily, I’ve never had one of those “pop” instances with anything.

Hope you can get back on the gridiron soon!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks man

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have an injury from college, where about the 8th inning my knee would bark like crazy, and could barely push the pedals in my car to drive home.

Now, it only hurts when I drive for an extended period of time 3+ hours in traffic. On long trips I’ve had to pull over just for the fact that my knee can’t take the constant on and off the gas pedal. Sucks

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch

no fun. Knee injuries suck. Before I got the surgery (and for like 6 months after) I couldn’t move laterally at all, and any step down bigger than a normal staircase step scared the life out of me

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No good.

I never got a diagnosis, but our trainer said I’d have to have surgery If i wanted to keep playing. I hung ‘em up and never pursued any medical treatment. It’s the outside/back of my right knee

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was me……then I got married

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

back problems

the worst thing about being tall. My back is sore pretty constantly, and I can’t sit down without resting my back against something for any extended period of time. No fun.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much THIS

i deal with this alot! i had to get foot inserts because of my back as well… but who knows, i just need to stretch out my back and shit

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we are twins. Unless you look like Willie over there

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we’re going by ex-Cardinals, then I look a lot more like Bruce Sutter than Willie.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

sadly, i don't look like anybody :(

just me

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Sutter was a handsome dude:

Bruce Sutter

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, my cousin by marriage played football for Sierra a few years ago

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

all that oil gushing into the gulf may hamper Milken’s target date, amongst a baziliion other factors

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know one too many people battling cancer. It’s horrible seeing them suffer through it.

All the best to your brother.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, it really sucks

my entire side of my moms family had it, her two brothers, her mom, her mom’s mom, all passed away except one of her brothers from cancer

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am so sorry to hear that.

I have relatives on both sides of my family who were diagnosed with cancer and while most of them managed to beat it and have the cancer go into remission (I pray it never comes back), some of my relatives weren’t so fortunate. It just really, really sucks.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, well, i REALLY hope that it doesnt come back for them!

And the worry that currently haunts me a little is that, well since my moms side of the family had it, it’s in the family, hence i stand a good chance at getting it, although it’s not something i should think about now. I hope everything works for the best with ya and your family!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s understandable; I feel the same way sometimes. I really, really hope you — and everyone else in your family — will never be diagnosed with it. And, thanks, dude.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Likewise! NOWWWWW baseball talk? :)

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahaha yes. :D

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Defense of Food is a pretty interesting book that touches on how the western diet could be a factor in causing cancer

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by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh cool, thanks dude, i'll definitely check that out

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

All the best to the people you know battling cancer.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK CANCER, SERIOUSLY

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree completely. I fucking hate the living shit out of cancer and if I could beat its ass, I would.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's too late.

He saw your posts…

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, totally.

I have a hard time with Milken, period.

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by can of corn on Jun 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres Torres is so good at taking pitches.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Good AB so far.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent!

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No matter how this AB ends, I like his plate approach a lot.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Torres is fast approaching Panda and Posey as my favorite non-pitcher Giants

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's two reasons Huff better be on this list

/flexes biceps

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you just learn this one?

That’s twice you’ve used it.

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give 'em room, people.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres only has 19 RBI!

I don’t like him so much any more

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU GOT OBP IN MY LEADOFF SPOT

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE GIANT!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy G wanted that cotton candy...

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Last night we learned that we can be on the receiving end of a bases loaded walk.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the booze.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

constant boozing, love em

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 15, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No judging

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by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand didn't do that once all season

LOL WHY DID HE EVER LEAD OFF?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

When is the last time Rowand started a game? I’m sure it wasn’t too long ago, but it feels like we’ve had Torres in center for a few games now

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by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Saturday?

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So not too long, but maybe we’ll have a full series without him starting. Either way, it sure is progress in the way this team constructs lineups

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by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was surprised he didn’t even come in as a defensive replacement last night.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, that’s probably the best way to use him at this point. Him in left, Schierholtz in right when we’re winning in late innings.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hasn't it been wonderful!

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by PTGiants on Jun 15, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Florida series?

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by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah.... that was the last time he had a swing worth looking at

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by PTGiants on Jun 15, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah its the last time i ever noticed him

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by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He played against the A’s on saturday last I believe.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Generous strike there

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by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Giants

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That sucked

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh damnit. If he wasn’t stealing, that probably would have gone up the middle.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

And Torres might be on third.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Huff might be batting!

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by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, shit.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job with the hit and run.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Gurgle

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by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

So yea, that didn’t work out very well

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I sure wish that the Orioles were good

baseball was better for it when they were

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Who are some good comps for Andres Torres? Anyone else just become awesome at age 32 after not being very good?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I honestly have no idea. He seems unique in that regard.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a shame aaron rowand exists.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember Rich Amaral making some noise in the ROY race as a 31 year old but he was basically a utility guy for his career and never had an OPS+ over 100.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is early, that’s true, and his BABIP is high. But looking at his stats, it’s not horribly out of proportion from the rest of his (limited) time in the majors. And just from watching the few games I’ve been able to so far, he really is hitting the ball hard. It’s not like he’s just sneaking it between infielders for hits.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What age was DeRosa when he started getting good? They’re different cases, since Torres started playing at a late age and changed his swing, but I think DeRosa was a pretty late bloomer

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by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good call, DeRosa was a late bloomer at 31.

by lincecumania on Jun 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa mostly played in the majors though, right? Torres was almost all in the minors.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, DeRosa was mostly in the majors, but I think he was mostly utility. I really don’t remember too much about him suddenly becoming good, I just remember him as being a highly touted free agent (in the same offseason as GMJ?)

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by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally different player, but

Eddie Joost got good at 32. They say he got glasses or something.

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by antinous on Jun 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this one.

Joost was 11th in the MVP voting with a .206 batting average. He did have a .348 OBP that year though.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair

he really started to hit well in the minors at 28. Still unusual, but not as much, especially considering he’d only been playing baseball regularly for 10 years at that point.

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by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a perfect comp but...

Melvin Mora

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by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s LOL inside

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoops

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuck

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Better than scoring on three singles

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by Goofus on Jun 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Joey

WeLOLemeyer will be pitching again when he’s healthy.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Bengie’s game calling.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

haha i think you’re joking there, but I kinda said the same thing. Anything to steer blame from Cowboy Joe

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm. Yeah Joey doesnt seem to be the answer

by DFARowand on Jun 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Why call a slider? His change-up was fooling a lot of hitters, why would you call his slider there?

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLINA'D

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by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Veteran game calling expertise

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cause Bengie knows best, handles the staff, expert game caller.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you questioning the best pitcher handler ever?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soooo ADAM JONES, FUCK YOU, you do all this shit while you’re on the bench on my POKEMONZ, damn you!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Meeehhh Joey.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LASODRA!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Great play.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WAY TO GO JOEY

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Lasodra

by wcw on Jun 15, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lasodra

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by Goofus on Jun 15, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy's bagging groceries for you folks.

Hey, Tommy…wet mop cleanup. Men’s room.
Better bring some bleach.

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"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

magic happens

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by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Orioles announcers saying Bengie Molina was “pouncing on it”

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I think they meant "bouncing on it"

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by Goofus on Jun 15, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the fat fuck for everything

You can decide which one I mean

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame both fat fucks.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even for the hanging curveball?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Joey is 100X faster than Bengie

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Stop showing that fat bastard I don’t want to see him anymore

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Tommy lasorda is on my tv

And bengie molina is catching and doing LOLINA things, Fuck this game.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

TIME FOR A NEW TV!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s given up a bunch of seeing eye ground balls and one home run. Oh no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT WOULD TODD DO

/6 walks

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/dinger

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by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this has been pretty frustrating to watch. Especially with the Giants hitting the ball hard and not getting much of anything for it

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by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m watching the game, thanks for that though. He still sucks. The irrational love for Joey here is akin to that of Lewis/Bowker/Frandsen.

I just find it amusing is all.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay, I found your insistence that Jonathan Sanchez was awful and Ryan Sadowski was better last May amusing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURNT

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAZING!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez was bad at the time was he not? I never claimed Sanchez was less talented. Sadowski was clearly a gap filler, as Joey will be until they find another solution. Whether Mad Bum or someone else. He’s not ML starter material.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/6/29/929416/open-gamethread-6-29#17568190

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Ryan is enjoying Korea at least.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

His daily vlogs have been pretty interesting, I have to say.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty funny thread, imo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talent Wise Yes, But Expected Results From Next Start?

I would put my money (as the Giants brass has) on Sadowski.

by giantsrainman on Jun 29, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

so much lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not ML starter material.

You can tell that after 34 major league innings?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

no u

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he looks pretty okay

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Jponry bans Hobbes2nd

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say he’s doing pretty decent as a sub for Wellemeyer.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s something he did.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sort of righteously toren with all these "Villains Turned Vanquishers Of Human Difficulties"...

Who do we hate?
Besides whoever gave BP blasting rights in Louisiana’s pantry, that is…

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABIP gods please save us

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

No. Fuck the Giants

-BABIP Gods

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gaylord Perry?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Trivia Answer

Not Sidney Ponson

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Sidney Ponson is definitely the answer

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d rather watch Joey give up 10 runs on seeing eye ground balls and the occasional dinger than watch Wellemeyer throw the ball all over the place.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he’s throwing strikes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

AuBBrey

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Audrey, walk with me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

OBProfessional

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

You taught your son well.

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

More ways than one

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ainsworth?

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god, edgar tomorrow?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Already?

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

uribe to 3rd, panda to first, posey to C, maybe i don’t kill myself

by furikawari on Jun 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL! Timmy is starting tomorrow! Posey can’t catch Timmy.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let there be jazz

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Activate codename J.A.Z.Z.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I CAN HAZ JAZZ?!?!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

NO!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALLLLMOSSTTTT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe next time!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Joey's body language more than Wellemeyer's

Todd always looks like his dog died

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by Goofus on Jun 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Joey’s everything better than Walks McGee

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, right at him.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Another at ’em ball fuu

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Tommy Lasorda stole our BABIP

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

he ate it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT MIND

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked so much like lasagna

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by DividedByZero on Jun 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAD SACK SUBJECT WAISTLINE OMGWTFBBQBBQBBQ

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL!

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curses! BABIP'd again

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Man that was hit hard

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, that ball is getting CRUSHED

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

For some reason I always expect Burrell to be more burly.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I always think of hand sanitizer

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

GLURK

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is incredibly frustrating.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Pat

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like this Pat Burrell

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully the Giants can get to their bullpen

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

True Story: I was in the National Portrait Gallery last week and they had a huge Lasorda portrait — I almost vomited.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

No. I love the National Portrait Gallery! Please tell me that’s not actually true.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. It’s in the opening hall.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I worked for the Smithsonian, I used to go there all the time. I’m gonna have to use my intern “extra access” pass to change a few things there.

On a side note, if you’re in the DC area, have you gone to any Flying Squirrels games yet?

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking to go and check them out in August. Maybe they won’t suck as much then.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m trying to avoid it until they start hitting. I’d probably have to take the girlfriend, and if they hit like they have been, she’ll never go to another game. Actually, that might work out…

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should organize some kind of gathering that includes matches and gasoline. What we did with it after that, well it’ll just be a natural reaction

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll bring pitchforks.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Giants

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously Joey, you can take a walk.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey :(

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

K, Posey’s gotta take a pitch or two

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BAH

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL @ MASN baseball ads.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently lasorda ate all the BABIP

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Need to score more runs

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Did we use all our runz yesterday?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL bases loaded for Velez in Fresno.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

/first pitch pop up

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flied out.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you link me the gameday?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

DP!!!!?!?!?!!?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still plenty of baseball left, down 2? This pitcher did shut down the Yankees, that’s my worry

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude we’re better than the yankee’s.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s arguably the Orioles best pitching prospect as well. He’s no stiff.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

not at all

he’s definitely legit

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap, Pika, it’s freezin’ ass over here

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL POSEY

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Buster!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Buster.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

GERALD!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm convinced

Joe Martinez might be one of the unluckiest person in the world.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

this

He seems to get screwed by the most random things in baseball.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain says hi.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't forget about Matt

He’s unlucky as well.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally agree

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 hits, 3 infield hits…

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Gerald.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Geralds using the catchers glove

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

DUDE CANT FIELD, CANT HIT, SEND HIM DOWN BRAZZZ

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 15, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff’s a lefty, right? With Huff at first, he doesn’t have to reach across his body for that, makes it a much easier play. So many reasons to move a few players around.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

B-L T-R

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, killer.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 15, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol another one…

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 15, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fat guy playing third.

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by xanthan on Jun 15, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions