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I liked the 2nd inning better

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Good time to pad the GIDP stat….We are going to get that record, I know we can.

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Had to get at least one in today

This is the giants after all.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

well fuck that

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by bondslegend on Jun 14, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Season GIDP total check?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Thru 63 games

ON PACE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND FUCK THESE GODDAMN GAMEDAY COMMERCIALS

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

What's your feed?

MLB – TV alternatex between mundane/annoying/LOL/nothing

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday Audio?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frankenfail.

Oh Guiding Light
Oh Light That Blinds
I cannot see,
Look out for me!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snakepit ban, it's a gas.

Baby, can you dig it?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I should have gone to bed 90 minutes ago, but I’m liking this game a bit too much at the moment.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 14, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

this

i need to go to bed now. But i don’t wanna

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by bondslegend on Jun 14, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even against the O’s can the Giants stop themselves from hitting into double plays.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT. This was the lineup the last time the Giants and Orioles played

Michael Tucker CF
Todd Linden LF
Pedro Feliz 3B
Barry Bonds DH
A.J. Pierzynski C
Damon Minor 1B
Deivi Cruz SS
 Neifi Perez 2B
Dustan Mohr RF

by DFARowand on Jun 14, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my god

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by bondslegend on Jun 14, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mother Tucker!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damon Minor, FTW!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

mohr was awesome

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 14, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is just brutal..

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

mehmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmrieeessssss…..

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he caught a ball in the OF, once

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude had a decent OBP

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 14, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel terrible for barry

LOL WALKED EVERYTIME

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP+++++++++++

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every single game was probably like 1-2 (3 BB)

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, just what is going on there?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 14, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

Winning comment right here

by DFARowand on Jun 14, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait wait whoa

We had Deivi Cruz AND Neifi Perez???

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 14, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet, 91-71

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 14, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exhibit #1 why Sabean’s contract should not have been extended.

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he thought that was good

so good that going for Vlad would have been terrible because then we couldn’t have those guys!!

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by bondslegend on Jun 14, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

dunno whatz more surprising about 2004

Bonds’s SLG was .812
Snow’s OBP was .429

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 14, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SNOWS YEAR

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW!

That is disgusting

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked #71 over 756

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

no thanks

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by bondslegend on Jun 14, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was against the Dodgers tho.. made it 100 times better

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there for 73. Awesome.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed out on that one

I had tickets to that game, but couldn’t go after it was postponed.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 14, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember being disappointed that it was postponed. But then it turned into all kinds of incredible.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have the unused tickets, so at least I can lie to my future grandkids about being there.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 14, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres

.391/.475

he has been a total beast for POKEMONZ

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by bondslegend on Jun 14, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL morgan

seriously. Torres is so awesome.

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by bondslegend on Jun 14, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

K, so here’s the question, hotter women for respective country, Paraguay or Brazil

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Brazil.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

system malfunction

impossible choice

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by bondslegend on Jun 14, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

+100000000

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ivory Coast?

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DROGBA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not attractive

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 14, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was going to play anyways though.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he is gonna try to play.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 14, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

umm... that would be VERY good for them

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, no shit

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is

He had surgery

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 14, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DAGOBAH

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brazil

landslide

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brazil

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 14, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

England

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 14, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

not after they smile

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TEETH

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

if that’s what you want to call them

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only the Welsh girls

But I prefer Irish girls

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 14, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even as a chick, I have to say it’s Brazil.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

tough to compete with this I suppose

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by bondslegend on Jun 14, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Damn, i need to meet some brazilian gierls

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

girls

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need some brazilian grills

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smoking hot brazilian grills.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/inserts grilled plantain joke here

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jun 14, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need a better comp than Paraguay

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see the pic in the 1st thread?

That’s pretty good comp for anyone.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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by bondslegend on Jun 14, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that the one with the blackberry?

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BAITING

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by bondslegend on Jun 14, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

IPHONE!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

'BATIN'

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 14, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha. Idiocracy was on last night. Had to watch some.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 14, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s one girl. I thought we were comparing the whole country’s talent?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, however Paraguay is right next to Brazil

So i would expect them to look similar.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NOT AIR MAILING THE THROW TO FIRST

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

DIRTY D

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

AT&T Park:

NOM NOM NOM Home runs NOM NOM NOM

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 14, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol the way Torres walks

it’s like he wants to run, but is trying not to

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

CANTALOUPE

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's trying to look bigger

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by bondslegend on Jun 14, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOO bigger.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh. That doesn’t look right on my screen.

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by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I'm on it.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is NOT what I meant earlier.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 14, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Park to Big

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

K

I’m amazed Corey Patterson is still in the majors.

by non sequitur on Jun 14, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD WHOEVER YOU WERE

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

needs moar k

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by bondslegend on Jun 14, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

only 3 through 5?

Sanchy is doggin it

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by bondslegend on Jun 14, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 14, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Dirty’s dirty.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchize on display

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito and Cain in dugout lamenting that they will not get to face the Orioles…

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

/zito looks at era and sighs

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cretaceous or Permian? HA!

/ <3 geology

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 14, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

One of the things I love about MCC

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aptos is a town?

 Or an obscure Star trek character?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Lovely town.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have a Beach house there

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend has a beach house there.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aptos is kinda sorta like near Santa Cruz. Neat little pub there near the Forest of Nisene Marks.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a sweet little town, Capitola is also pretty sweet

Also that’s where the cement ship is

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you're not soured on it.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

Hey Gays.

LOL @ Baggs:

This umpiring crew includes Angel Hernandez (terrible), Joe West (awful) and a minor league guy who blew an embarrassing call at 2B. Ugh.

Glad to see someone callin’ ’em likes he sees ’em.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

where did the "hey gays" thing come from?

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by bondslegend on Jun 14, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

A typo in a GDT iirc

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jun 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It still strikes me as funny.

/I’m a 12 year old boy

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by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

just wondering where it was from. /will do that now

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by bondslegend on Jun 14, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story: All men are still 12 years old. Others just hide it better than most.

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if I’m a lady? Can I still be a 12 year old boy?

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by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

but they make a Lifetime movie about you.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! Who will play me, I wonder?

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by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Justin Beiber

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shannon Doherty will play his/her mom

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 14, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol really?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a tumblr for just about anything nowadays.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but you can’t be on the internet.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed this, too.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

jhiatt I believe. One of the few GDT I’ve actually attended.

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by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff walk!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

this isnt right?

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright

Who left the Dunston Cloner on?

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 14, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

First time I’ve seen this, but awesome.

by sakbaum on Jun 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

AINT TRYNA PITCH TO HUFF

MVP MVP MVP MVP

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff looks chubby in those old highlights.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 14, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

definately

He seems to be lighter, and he also happens to be playing extremely well through nagging injuries.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He runs the bases a lot.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, Huff was the one who fist pumped against Joba.

by Natto on Jun 14, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Ohhhhhhh yeah

I remember that vividly

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 14, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL STRIKE ZONE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL fist pump

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by bondslegend on Jun 14, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop hitting into double plays.

by non sequitur on Jun 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL That’s like asking the sun to stop shining

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Booribe

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Huff's slide.

Like 10 feet too early

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the record.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Giants

They want the double play record

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Is bochy just brain dead?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Teh Bat!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat the continuing bat.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

The giants way

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Burelling ahead

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 14, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn't see Burrell's HR until just now

That ball was crushed.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 14, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GOOD THING THAT DP HAPPEND

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell is going on here?

SF is where FAs go to die, not to have career years.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Whenever I hear Burrell’s walk up music, I always mentally add Joe Ike saying, “Laaaaaadies and gentlemen, here are your SAN JOSE SHAAAAAAAARKS!”

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by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 14, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i miss ^^^

:(

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by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Danny Miller is not the same. Stupid budget cuts.

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by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like him.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN U

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURRELL IS OLD AND A TERRIBLE HITTER EVERYONE

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by bondslegend on Jun 14, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Did anyone say he was terrible?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 14, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember a pretty ridiculous discussion about how he didn't deserve a chance because he wasn't any good

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jun 14, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fully admit to being in that camp. And most of us opposed him for defensive reasons.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

He was pretty bad last year and with TB this year.

by Natto on Jun 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUAN FUCKING URIBE!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA Posey

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Gerald. :(

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever.

Don’t be afraid to add more runs on, Giants hitters.

by non sequitur on Jun 14, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, NOW I see.

The FAs are sucking the lifeforce from Posey!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF FOR ECKSTEIN

DEROSA FOR ATKINS

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by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Busted.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Why hit and run when you can GIDP fun!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

It is really good that you can’t hit into more than one DP per inning…

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Night all

keep winning, giants

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jun 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I won’t be far behind. See you later.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I woke up an hour ago.

Don’t leave a light on, I won’t be in for awhile.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be in the kitchen making loud noises. Sorry if I keep everyone up.

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Radnich looks creepy.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s generally the case when you’re 63 and tivo oprah.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love him on the radio

well, maybe the show as a whole. Bruno and Ray Woodson are great

by aaroncallagher on Jun 14, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah bruno and ray woodson make his show great, but him and dibbly get pretty annoying. P-con is cool as well, but everytime gary starts talking about oprah or keeping up with the kardachians I wonder why he is employed. He was actually offended today that people were chanting “ugly sister” to lamar odoms wife in boston LOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN's solution:

Put him on TV more.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY
Radnich looks is creepy.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darn it, Buster

WHY COULDN’T YOU SUSTAIN YOUR RIDICULOUS ABOVE-.500 AVG????

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by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

109

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT:

Do you think they’re going to end up banning those stupid horns at the world cup soon?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FIFA said they wouldn’t ban them.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

apparently a cheaply made plastic “horn” is South African tradition.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 14, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, cuz that’d be culturally insensitive. I say if it’s a cultural thing only South Africans can use them!

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, I heard they decided against it. Cultural thing they are going to live with.

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they did for a game earlier

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by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 14, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should

i am not sure SA wants to be remembered just for an annoying cheap horn

by okonomiyaki on Jun 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, why should they?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

because it’s absolutely ruining the world cup. The world cup is about hearing an atmosphere at events that contains people from all around the world, singing and dancing and having a great time. Instead, you get the constant drone of bees for 90 minutes this year. It’s fucking dreadful

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, I’ve said several times that I miss hearing the singing, chanting etc …

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by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really it’s ruining the World Cup? People aren’t watching the games?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 14, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’ed a little too much on this one.

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by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, Tejada runs like a Giant

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

more like “bust” posey amirite

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL old!

I’m waiting for there to be a major injury to one of those old farts.

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by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BURRELL

“…water buffaloes…”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH

DON’T TRY TO GRAB IT FANS!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

shhh

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t that be a HR?

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

datz a HR, son

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 14, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Close this inning out, Dirty.

by non sequitur on Jun 14, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

dinger

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 14, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhhhh

home run?

Nah

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

lol no homerun!!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Home run? Nah? Okay, then.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought it sounded like it was off brick not plastic.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha, that was an obvious home run

Wow, the umps suck.

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by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

and the Orioles manager

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 14, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ty wiggington is an extremely unattractive man. Im surprised huff was able to fap so much on the road with him as a team mate. always watching.

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

i guess you could say it “wigged” you out.

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 14, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do I hear Charlie Rich?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

no run for you

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 14, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Replay Umpire would’ve ruled that a HR.

by Every6thDay on Jun 14, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

God, the Orioles are so pathetic. They didn’t even argue.

by kdl on Jun 14, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Burrell stops 20 feet from ONdres

I like this Bat fellow.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

That was a home run and the O’s didn’t even argue.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL O'S

Their manager is so boring even bork yawns in his presence.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

A team that is familiar with the park goes out and argues the call

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Step u’, call de number

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 14, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

but in the commercial, panda hits a homer

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 14, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m suddenly annoyed that the 6 packs are being marketed solely to men. What, no women fans? Puh-lease.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Girl baseball fans

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO WOMEN FANS, PUH - LEEEZE!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

GIRLS DUN LIKE SPORTS

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol female sports fans

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shawties don’t like sports, they’re too busy shoe shopping and painting their nails

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 14, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eckstein paints his nails?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Girls only like sports for the cute guys

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant’s already got his summary resume written.

An’ we’re not in it.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Orioles blog must be blowing up right now. The umps need to know the park rules. Well, so does the Orioles’ manager, but it’s a bit understandable since they rarely come here. The umps have pretty much no excuse – their job is to know the rules and make the calls as correct as they can. And hell, they can even use instant replay in this situation. The call should not have been blown.

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by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Do the Orioles have to ask for the call though, or can the umps do it themselves?

by non sequitur on Jun 14, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They could at least argue, and have the umpires discuss it together. Never know

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I’m saying the umps aren’t obligated to initiate anything themselves (even if they know very well that it’s a reviewable play) unless the Orioles know enough to at least argue.

by non sequitur on Jun 14, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea. Replays happen so seldom, I cannot remember.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened? I didn’t see it

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 14, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ball off corrugated plating. HR not called.

Guess it’s a banner year for blown calls.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

grazie

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 14, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wiggington hit a ball off of the green roof of the arcade.

by Natto on Jun 14, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that’s normally a HR?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 14, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think JT Snow

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that’s what I was thinking.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 14, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that for the Armando part of that memory?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 14, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, the ending…

:(

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 14, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that where Bengie’s hit?
The whole pinch run …didn’t get to score a run on his own home run thing?

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by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Camden Chat seems like a pretty modest place

At least their main writer:

The Giants’ offense isn’t a powerhouse, but they still score more than 1 run per game than the Orioles (4.27 for the Giants, 3.25 for the O’s). Their best hitter so far this year is none other than Aubrey Huff, who has taken a shine to the NL West. He’s hitting .303/.395/.531 with 10 HR, 14 2B, and 31 BB (which is 19th in the NL). Good for Aubrey. I hope for his sake that the Giants get to the playoffs this year.

The Giants’ rotation is ridiculous, and that includes tonight’s starter Jonathan Sanchez. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if the Orioles get shut out for the entire series.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh
The Giants’ rotation is ridiculous, and that includes tonight’s starter Jonathan Sanchez. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if the Orioles get shut out for the entire series.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

whos drinking that kool aid?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just outed yourself!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have a great picture on their game thread though

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

INTENSE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE FOCUS!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets see what Joey has to say about that.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ Orioles having fans

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by RDreamer on Jun 14, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL some of my friends are O’s fans.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

how sad!

They have my condolences

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by RDreamer on Jun 14, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

longtime McCoven Antinous is an O’s fan too.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 14, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, it might be that the ground rules say if it hits the flat facing of the metal then it isn’t a HR. I can’t believe the umpires would have missed it that badly as the clank was very obvious.

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Not mentioned in Ground Rules from Giants website...

    * Ball goes into camera window behind home plate – DEAD BALL
    * Ball on top of home plate signage – IN PLAY
    * Ball in dugout beyond yellow line – NO CATCH, DEAD BALL
    * Ball into dugout camera well – DEAD BALL, BOOK RULE
    * Ball rolls on right field fence (foul territory) – IN PLAY
    * Goes through fence – DEAD BALL
    * In umpires’ judgement stays too long on wall – DEAD BALL
    * Ball stuck in outfield pads – DEAD BALL
    * Ball hits rail in center field and bounces back – HOME RUN
    * Ball hits center field wall and bounces left into stands – HOME RUN
    * Hits yellow line – HOME RUN

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is from MLB's website

OUTFIELD AREA

    * Batted ball rolls on right field fence (foul territory): In Play.
    * Batted ball stays on wall too long in umpire’s judgment: Out of Play.
    * Batted ball stays on top of right field bullpen awning: Two Bases.
    * Batted ball bounding off of wire fence above right field bullpen awning: In Play.
    * Batted ball landing on green metal on top of right field wall: Home Run.
    * Fair ball strikes rail in center field and rebounds onto playing field: Home Run.
    * Batted ball in flight strikes to the left of vertical line on center field wall: Home Run.
    * Batted ball in flight strikes center field wall right of yellow line and caroms left into stands: Home Run.

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it hit that front lip of the metal facing that is flush with the brick it would make a clank and still not be a HR.

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Ginatz, the 5-run rule is only for SBs and Bunts

you can score other ways

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 14, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

5 runs seems pretty small for that rule to take effect

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tradition!!!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 14, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

My sister played the fiddler in a college production once. Everyone was dressed in period clothes except for her. She was wearing a standard modern performance suit.

by non sequitur on Jun 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Looks like a really big night at the fair"- Gary Thorne

Yes Gary, it’s 6-1 and it’s Singles Night. Do the math.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Lot of extra bases for singles night…

by Every6thDay on Jun 14, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just followed up a non-fat yoplait with a third of a carton of ben & jerry’s. This Giants-with-a-huge-lead is really cutting into my drinking problem.

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what the Ben & Jerry’s is for.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

cue Lewis Black

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

THE

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 14, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

UP?

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL AROUND

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Normal 3B get that?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

That wasn’t really close, clearly C.B. buckner and the gang got a buffet date with bengie after the game.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

He should be hauled AS garbage!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atkins got a hit

Sanchy should be ashamed.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT THIRD BASEMAN

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHO NEEDS CONDITIONING? HE’S THE PANDA LULZ /larry baer’d

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice dig, posey.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

My impression is that infield play has been a bit off tonight.

by non sequitur on Jun 14, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Julio Lugo is still in the league?

by panda revival on Jun 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Lugo looks THIN

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, Franchez tagged the bag this time! Too bad his throw was kind of way off. But hooray for Buster’s blocking skillz.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL julio lugo is still in the MLB?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Camden Chat seem to have some cool people. Check this.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Best athlete on the team

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'd at least get outs instead of walking 2 people in a row

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have no words for this

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manhorse

I guess every fanbase has nicknames for their players.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LAWL

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manhorse?

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not Dodger children.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres.

I like this man.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

DEATH TO FLYING THINGS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad monkey commercial :(

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

My kids loved it.

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by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious,

Why did they leave the monkey? Why is he alone in the house? How does he still have a computer and internet?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sells bananas out of a van for income.

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this van down by the river?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the monkey and the puppy were BFF / next door neighbors but the puppy moved away.

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by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought they lived together, because in all seriousness

who lets their dog go over to the neighbors to hang out with a monkey?

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, we all know what monkeys are really selling out of the back of their vans.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

their bodies?

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're looking for base reality in creativity?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Toshiba Commercial

is all kinds of random

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jun 14, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

this is what happens when Giants pitching faces Giants hitting

by wcw on Jun 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saving runs for tomorrow

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure this has been asked before, but why are the Giants wearing the orange jerseys?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s Halloween in June!!!

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by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This can’t be serious, can it?

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by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

both teams have black and orange colors

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence the costumes in the stands! Glove dude, banana guy, Tigger…

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by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL – I thought it was just the usual SF weirdness. Ha.

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by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think those would be there regardless of the day.

by Natto on Jun 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true, it wouldn’t be that unusual to see any of them on any given day

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. That is why there was a guy wearing a giant orange glove over his head.

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

subject

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was funny later when they showed the empty seats right behind the guy. I guess they got tired of trying to see past the glove.

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by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you think they were moved to other seats by the club?

cause I’d be PISSED if I went to a game and some ass was wearing that clownsuit.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill and Larry needed an excuse to have a costume contest.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need an excuse to wear the orange jerseys… there’s magic inside!

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by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING FINALLY DONE WITH HOMEWORK, annoying

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

*buuurp

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 14, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

have a beer

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 14, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have some fucking.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JAYS

3 bloops in a row by the padres, bases loaded no outs in the 7th.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

How do they string those bloops together seemingly every damn day?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

animal sacrifices

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know

But hairston jr popped out on a fastball right down the middle LOLOL FAIL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

shoulda gone for the dinger, dude

you had your chances

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 14, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Good.

That “old” death was, well, “old”.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need a couple more runs considering how this bullpen has been pitching

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jun 14, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Let me try to understand "Dynamic pricing".

The game theoretically has no name draw so they lower the price to overcome consumer reluctance?

Is this based on the opponent?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Also promotional give aways

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 14, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd think the pricing weas in itself a giveaway.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

PREVIEWfail.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Huff

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

SCottinmarin is not impressed.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Sanchez going back out there?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

bork bork

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He isn't

Didn’t you see Bochy going out to talk to Joe West?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

cant trust our bullpen etc. etc.

by natey-nate on Jun 14, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t trust anyone but wilson, and casilla when desperate.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

so that he can allow two hitters to reach and make this interesting

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jun 14, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BULLPEN

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

MUST GO 8 INNINGS!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullpen’s been having trouble with the 8th.

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn't tried Romo there in a long time.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cat is frantically chasing a moth in the living room

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

/cancels GAA twitter updates

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, that TV only comes with ONE pair of 3D glasses? That sucks.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I gave Goofus Jr a mohawk tonight

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 14, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be sure to post a pic on FB

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

One regret I have in not having boys – no mohawks. I totally would have done that.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

They like their long, luxurious manes.

Me, I went with a flat top and shaved sides in college (sometimes blue). Maybe they’ll do something like that. That would be nice.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

pics?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhere. . . I’d have to dig through some boxes.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep the long in the mohawk, lots of girls did that.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back in the day when I was young, girls had mohawks.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

and we liked it!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did the spiky haired thing in high school. The 80s were AWESOME!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

pictures or it didn’t happen

by wcw on Jun 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool Dad!

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did NOT just see Posey fail to stop a ball.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawa platoon coming soon

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bow Tie Sighting.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TICKET SALES TICKET SALES

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Romo is getting his suspicious mustache back

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

The HALLMARK of weirdness!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just joining the GD thread. Drunk. I love the Giants.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

"8th Inning Weirdness"

Romo getting loose in the pen.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh lawd

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bow tie looks ridiculous

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

it's more in combination with his hair

and his face

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it when the Doctor says that.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Cal Drinking Song

by wcw on Jun 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CAL!!!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

drunk last night..

by wcw on Jun 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, just think LOL CAL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

i’m just not a fan of Cal in general

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, you sad little man

you should at least be a fan of them for science

by wcw on Jun 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HOWIE AND LOL NATTO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

u no fan of Cal?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m indifferent toward Cal, though my dad went there.

by Natto on Jun 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lols at natto’s dad

by speckops on Jun 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got ya

well guess it’s just Howie, i just LOL everything at Pac 10

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

UCSC, right?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops, then nevermind then

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My brother’s going there this fall.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOU

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

are, are you a FURD?

:(

by Murray, Present on Jun 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA urban dictionary

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ole ole chant

niice

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

USA USA USA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I was hearing things.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

USA!!! GO USA!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, the "OLE OLE OLE OLE" chant

Haven’t heard that one since the Flyers fans were mocking the Habs fans in the ECF.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

/Montreal riots because Giants fans are mocking them.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

/breaks windows, burns police cars

TABARNAC!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

go all west virginia, /burn couches

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for swinging at that one, Tejada

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

This kid is awesome

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitch count?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

109

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yessssss

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww, cute kid.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

GOT EM!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

New owner wears a bowtie. The Doctor wears a bowtie. The new owner is Doctor Who.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Jun 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That kid is hilarious.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Little Guy enthusiasm...

…nothing else can compare.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

/bork thinks to self “We should trade for him”

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Adorable panda kid is adorable

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel much more comfortable leaving Sanchez in for the 8th than anyone out of the ’pen.

by kdl on Jun 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

How about now?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for one of those a night, Jonathan?

by non sequitur on Jun 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Sanchez

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Whiteside.

/sad trombone

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

haha wild pitch

i LOL’D

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, what the actual fuck.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE camera shot!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Airball!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Aiming for the ump

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Just like Timmy.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not admitting that he aimed at the ump, but that was a good one. His expression was priceless.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 14, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOT HIM ON THE REBOUND!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside flashing “fastball to Joe West’s face” sign

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

LOL DIRTY

Aiming for Joe West?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Can you blame him?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

West calls time out for a Six Dollar Burger and Diet coke.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Six Dollar Burgers rule the fast food burger world.

I’ve stated this before – and right here – that they also taste better in California.

/envious

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

in-n-out

double double

’nuff said

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine, I'll take that as a sound reference.

It’ll be my second trip to an In ‘n’ Out in my life.
If it FAILs…you WILL be billed!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double double

And you have one in Phoenix!

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did I EVER miss it?

Eight years ago it opened in Snottsdale.

The ex wanted to go, so we (The whole Frankenfamily) did.
The line was out the door…stood/shuffled for a half an hour.
I can honestly say that I’d never tasted as flavorless fast food as I did that day.

Now, not having ever sampled In’s fare since I cannot say whether that was an aberration. I know it’s popular…but so are sitcoms I think are ridiculously banal.

I’ll check out the doubledouble on your rec/my whim.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

edible enough, just keep expectations low. not much better than a Wendy’s single

by wcw on Jun 14, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, DIRT is "edible" with enough ketchup!

That’s not reinforcing my inclination, but thanks for the opinion!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I give it a solid 'meh'

it’s just a fast food burger.

long on goop, light on meat.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They used to be pretty decent but it seems to me that the buns keep getting bigger and the burger itself, smaller.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whole chain and the trendiness of it really kinda bugs me now. Back in the day it was just a burger stand. You’d order a burger or a double. No one cared about ‘the secret menu’, what to order, and how long it takes to get your food. Before you just parked, walked up, ordered your burger & fries, sat the f**k down OUTSIDE on a little stool and ate your delicious food.

Oh yeah, Yay Giants.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

take something good
overexpand
skimp on quaility
???
profit

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 14, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No need for the ?‘s. And it sounds like they could be expanding nationwide pretty soon. There’s one coming up in the DFW area soon with rumors of more to come.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking

you know what the US needs? Another crappy fast food burger chain.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 14, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmm… goop.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many chins is that for Joe West?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

109

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where in the world is Joe West's chin?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Camden Chat
This is strange…

Starting pitchers are actually able to pitch into the 8th inning?

by TerroristFistJab on Jun 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Torres

wut?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Jonathan is finished.

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TORRES' GLOVE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Tyler now realizes why none of the guys wanted to go to the game with him tonight. Because he’s a douche.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

standing O for JS is nice

by wcw on Jun 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job, Dirty

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

/Claps for Jonathan

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

How whipped is this guy in the Corona commercials? I mean come on!

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jun 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG TIME

every commercial he gets screwed

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/stands and applauds for Jonathan

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

K pen

4 run lead, brace yourself.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait. Dirty had only 1 walk tonight? I could swear he had 2.

by non sequitur on Jun 14, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

Gameday says 1

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo

destroy them.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Where the Romosexuals at?

by speckops on Jun 14, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

es bueno

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT UP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been denying the urge but it is hard….

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I <3 Sergio

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we are safe here, Orioles are unfamiliar with frisbee

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

they really are

by wcw on Jun 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jun 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

K, this just doesnt work out, Adam Jones OHFER, and the only 2 hits on my fantasy team are courtesy of Buster and Pablo

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is unmoved.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Romosexual right here!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Sergio getting his "Jefe" mustache on.
I’m still here, El Guapo! Durty!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like to see Romo get more high leverage innings.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

“Sharks have a week dedicated to him.”

Haha, haven’t heard that one before.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that’s a new one.

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by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like

The radio one which says “he has never filled up on chips”

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jun 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor dirty

I wanted him to get 8 ip 1 er but whatever, 7 2/3’s 2 earnies and one walk sounds great to me.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jun 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope they bring Romo out for another inning.

by Natto on Jun 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

anything’s better than Affeldt right now

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are these Dos Equis commercials just Chuck Norris facts rebranded?

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jun 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

If Nate ever had a movie made about him, this guy could play him.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jun 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Prett good size earthquake again with now

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Where are you located?

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angel Stadium

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again…..

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant again, becuase there was one on the last GDT i was in… On Saturday I believe

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

USGS.gov says 5.9

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, the damn website didn't click on what i wanted it to

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

was the gays neccesary?

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

McC meme. No worries.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Levity to something intense isn’t the blurst thing in the world…

by Every6thDay on Jun 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

relax Francis

it’s a meme from a typo

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

im kidding i've heard of the correcting problems, just looks funny to me :)

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonna have to watch replays on both the San Diego and Angels telecasts

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

jeez we just had a longass big rolling earthquake here at PETCO Park

by mlb22 on Jun 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

woa no shit

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow – must be big if being felt strongly in Anaheim and San Diego

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea boy… http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqscanv/
Isn’t that near the one they had in what Aprilish?

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by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda what i want to do after i get out of college, work for the USGS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

One and the same, that area has been shaking for quite a few months.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, pretty close, just a bit more north. That one’s only 5.9, though. The one in April was 7.2.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona

We’re just waiting for the time it takes to drive to the beach to be CUT IN HALF!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So at Petco and Angel stadium?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Live down the street the stadium

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP AMY

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Dishin' with DeRosa

“FUCK MY WRIST HURTS! I NEED SURGERY! PLEASE HELP!”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate sighting.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

DON JUAN BITCH!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY BIEDRINS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

NIGHTMARE FUEL

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANDRIS!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He IS in the picture.

Below the bottom margin.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is this Nate guy?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ORIOLES

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Orioles

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive out!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

They always do that to signify the latest earthquake

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The size of the square is based off the size of the quake

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, the color is the indicator for time.

by Natto on Jun 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HOPE SERGIO'S PARENTS ARE OK!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no no, my bad, i just figured it out, my bad, i totally forgot, my bad. I’m lookin like an idiot, even worse is that i’m a geography major

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kinda grades you get again?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm a 3.0 student IN MY MAJOR

so pretty much what i was like in high school…. but outside of that OUCH

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

A in Beers of the world, with a minor in Natty Light

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 14, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

:-( aw

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

did the game stop?

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes it is. Magnitude b/t 5 and 6?

by speckops on Jun 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVERMIND

5.9

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

elevators down here at PETCO park, foul pole was still swaying 5 minuts later… game going on fine though. fans tripped out

by mlb22 on Jun 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any consolation, if you feel it rolling it’s a ways away from you. Sharp jolts are much closer, and the small ones feel are mistaken for big quakes.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounded amusing.

by non sequitur on Jun 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate gets it done!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL "Productive" out

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ORILOLES!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

No wonder the Yankees win so many games

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

decent

I laugh at nonlocals when they fret about sub-5s, but 6 and up is pretty real

by wcw on Jun 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FARMING THE ORIOLES

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Gerald.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

oh posey.....

your a true giant

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T BOO POSEY YOU FUCKWITS!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Mortality.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Did the crowd just boo Posey?!?!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

unlikely

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 14, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, when he grounded out to the SS and did not score the runner, there were boos.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of all the nerve.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO THE FUCK IS BOOING POSEY?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Booing the IBB to Panda.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

They also booed Posey grounding out to the SS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch Whiteside get a hit

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

fans who boo Posey are worse than steve bartman

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 14, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk and Kuip are cracking me up right now.

by kdl on Jun 14, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I would guess those chickens are gone. Mine disintegrated about 3 years ago. Just crumbled to dust when I went to take it down off the shelf for the new season.

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by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

Not going the distance, eh?

by kdl on Jun 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wuz sad.

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by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ Ishi

I always forget he’s on the team.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Intentionally walking Panda and then four-pitch walking Whiteside.

by non sequitur on Jun 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

romo bases clearing double?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WALKINIG WHITESIDE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

sounds like an IFC film.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

gay cowboys eating pudding

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Whitey!

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside will get out to spite Ishi

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

If Ishi walks, is it Fobidden?

by speckops on Jun 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP!?!

Who is that man, and what has he done with Eli Whiteside?

by wcw on Jun 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

That is Whitesides third walk of the game

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH JOEY

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GLOVEHEAD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

That's what you get for walking Pabs

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL they moved the glove down by the field!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

JOEY

His picture cracks me up

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

It doesn’t even look like him.

by kdl on Jun 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 walks for whiteside today

LOL CAREER HIGH

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA JOEY!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 14, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll settle for an RWI

by wcw on Jun 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grand Slam.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL glove and pumpkin BFF 4 EVA!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

SLAM PLS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Something about the name M_ta makes you unable to throw a strike.

by non sequitur on Jun 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodger assassin

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agent Ned’s doing?

by speckops on Jun 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, pretty close for a 3-0 count with bases loaded.

I’d take another one

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That was ball 4.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

GREEN LIGHT

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLZ

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 3-0 STRIKE

Classic C.B. fuckner

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Orioles

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LOBSTER FAMILY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOBSTER PEOPLE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

So we are allowed to BB with the bags full when we are at bat?

Is this true?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

8th Inning Weirdnezz!!!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

this isnt supposed to happen!

so many WALKS

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

on-base per-whatage?

who is this team, and what have they done with the 2010 SF Giants?

by wcw on Jun 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The Oriole reliever is afflicted with Affelditis.

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Travis.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually, if there is one thing Ish does well it is to stand there with the bat on his shoulder.

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY GIANTS FANS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

WIN

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Lobster people. I really wish I was at this game.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL South Park. But wasn’t that with ‘crab people’?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 14, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

Queer Eye gays were crab people in disguise

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 14, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, yes.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you guys think Ishi is pissed right now?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

there bullpen is so fucked for the whole series

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 14, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, the butter lady is putting on her socks.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I have socks like that, got them at the 36 hour rain delay game on opening weekend [Sunday] cuz my feeties got soaked!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lobster people look cold

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

CRAB PEOPLE!!!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

BAG PEOPLE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Awwww, paper bag guy.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

lol K&K trying to cheer him up

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

when a teams that bad, you feel for em

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't feel bad for a team until we sweep.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, unless it’s the Maple Leafs, and then you just laugh at them.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burke :(

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or the Dodgers. Or the Ducks. Or the Red Wings.

Those are very laughable.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad fan :(

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Bag head fan

cheered up by Tigger

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

that whole row is hilarious

paper bag man, tigger, glovehead guy, and rally pumpkin

by okonomiyaki on Jun 14, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that

Christian Slater crawling for Mcdonald’s fries?

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jun 14, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he’s fully justified in wearing that bag.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 14, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The Orioles look about as good as the Bakersfield Blaze did yesterday.

by kdl on Jun 14, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I am literally rolling around on the floor laughing right now.

by kdl on Jun 14, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

c’mon Andres c’mon Andres c’mon Andres

by non sequitur on Jun 14, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Just a bit high

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Orioles

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Slow motion DFA.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 14, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Shawon Dunston is crapping his pants.

by speckops on Jun 14, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Christ, this guy’s gotta be done.

by non sequitur on Jun 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This is getting a bit comical.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel bad for Camden Chat.

:(

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

You gays, this is really sad!

by kdl on Jun 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems a contrast in terminology.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i LOLd

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan Samuel: Mission Impossible

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jun 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

4 walks in a row?

madness

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLRILES

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Sadly, this game will at some point conclude.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Back to back bases loaded walks

WHAT IS THIS TEAM?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

“What do tigers dream of?”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES KUIPER!!!!!!! FUCK YEA HANGOVER

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip knew exactly who that guy was dressed as.

by Natto on Jun 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

carlos from the hangover!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

"ALAN"

Sorry, Kuip

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 14, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was right, though. The baby was called Carlos.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL oh, man, Kuip.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that guy checking a pager?

Who the hell has a pager still?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

see: the hangover

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jun 14, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope does, they just got NEW pagers!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he a doctor?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is a software engineer, and when the computer thingy blows up he gets a page.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Guy from Hangover checked his pager

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I still want a grand slam.

I’m greedy tho.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT DOOO TIGERS DREAM OF

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDY BERNARD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEN THEY TAKE A LITTLE TIGER SNOOZE

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 14, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

what do tigers dream of??

by panda revival on Jun 14, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuiper is amazing.

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jun 14, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

If one walk is cheating the game, what is 8 BB's?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 14, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BB BB BB BB BB BB BB BB

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jun 14, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLRIOLES

This is just kind of sad to watch now.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 14, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

YERR NOT DRINKIN ENUFF

Me, I’ve forgotten the Padres.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is true

all I have had tonight is a pink lemonade from the Moldy Foods

by wcw on Jun 14, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No but

I just kind of feel bad for the Orioles but I like scoring teh runz

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 14, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The madres are about to walk in a run LOL

It’s contagious, maybe runzler is up in the pen.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

that would be hard to do given that the bases were never loaded that half inning

by mlb22 on Jun 14, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL KUIP

I love good blowout games that include much hilarity from Kruk and Kuip and the Giants winning.

Also, Hangover references win everything.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Hangover references +100000

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY SINGING KUIP

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Save this

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

How has this guy already thrown 49 innings? That’s insane.

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jun 14, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

started some games

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

there it is

Makes perfect sense now

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jun 14, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

See: Orioles starting rotation

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAKE HIM THROW STRIKES DAMMIT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WTFKRUK

“…a wild hair up his nose.”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

wild hair up his ass

by FreshStart on Jun 14, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well maybe this will just get the offense really going, and they will just keep hitting [or not hitting] like this forever and evers.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The earthquake appears to have broken my twatter

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 14, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

SPLUTTER

On an associated note (hang me, what the hell) has E ever sat in on a GDT?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

MISTA EFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

This is awesome.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 14, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!

Damn.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 14, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Torres

And oh no, Affeldt sighting

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FRANCHEZ!!!

GREAT AB!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FRED!!!

WTF, REALLY annoying how innings end.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait

did the second run count?

Kuip said 10 to 2 but there was no signal from the umps

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller is saying the run scored jjjuuussstttt ahead of Torres’ out.

by non sequitur on Jun 14, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOLE!

But Torres :(

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

We might need all 8 of those insurance runs as Affeldt is strolling towards the mound

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

baserunning

what a fun inning, though. this is how it must feel to play the Giants when they do one of their patented implosions

by wcw on Jun 14, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres with the mercy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 14, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Affeldt in to make this a save situation?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 14, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Max daggers

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Only Uribe with a negative WPA today

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Who...the HELL...is Gabby Reece?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

A famous beach volleyball player, no?

(What’s the context?)

by non sequitur on Jun 14, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohh, OK.

Pro contracts aside, you’re nobody until you’ve been featured in Playboy.
Actually, you’re nobody if that’s what you’re relying on to keep your face (an’ all connected) in the public eye.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The context was a MLB - TV plug for her "show".

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff must be steamed.

Now he has an O-fer in a 10-run game

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 14, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TORRES

Spares the orioles anymore torture.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

He can be a merciful man.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 14, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 14, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

AHHH

THERE ARE GIANT LETTERS AND A LOGO OUT ON THE COVE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Devilry!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 14, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JAFF

/gives up 5 runs

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Jeremy?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s hope so.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 14, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

that was pretty

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 14, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 14, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

yikes, that was pretty

if Affeldt learns how to pitch again..

by wcw on Jun 14, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

he might justify that silly contract extension

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 14, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just looking for less sucking

by wcw on Jun 14, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, so we now know the requirements for Affeldt to pitch well, he just needs to come in with an 8 run lead.

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

So we’ll never see him again?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP

NICE PITCH

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SNAP

NO MORE ZONE LOL!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

J Sanchez?

How’d he look tonight? Every time I’ve been able to tune in, the Giants were batting.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jun 14, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

pretty okay

not his best, but no trademarked Sanchez walksies

by wcw on Jun 14, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not incredibly sharp, but he somehow only walked one, and he did last 7 2/3.

by non sequitur on Jun 14, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we are starting to get a tad spoiled when 7 2/3 with 2 earned runs is “decent.”

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 14, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

solid

if unspectacular

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jun 14, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks everybody

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jun 14, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the perfect game for Affeldt to get his stuff back. I mean, an 8 run lead against the Orioles… even Affeldt can’t blow this.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

shush!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair to the guy...

…it probably sucks to come back from an injury to bases loaded in a tight game…no excuses…just sayin’

by Bochean on Jun 14, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH JOEY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH JOEY

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH JOEY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course Affeldt gives up a walk

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

no,

wait till you see the zone he just had. I am gonna put it up in a bit.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Working on his DP vodoo

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 14, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TORREALBA SUSPENDED

He got called out on strikes and threw his helmet in the air and his helmet hit the umpire on the head LOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

i must see this

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Yorvit

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

I only wish the umpire this happened to was Joe West.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WUT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ring him up!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

How do you walk a guy with an 8 run lead?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 14, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

the giants way!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt seriously just walked garret atkins? Can the team fine him for that shit?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Failpire!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 14, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL He was safe

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe West and the other umpires are thinking this game is taking too long...

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Juan Samuel

The Orioles are getting jobbed.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 14, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

He was definitely safe.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW WHAT A BULLSHIT CALL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL these umps

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

All depending on the public furor, of course, but - again - it's been a banner year.

Maybe the review angle – with all the attendant problems – will make headway.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you're that bad, you get no breaks

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 14, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The established saying is . . .

. . .(or was) “Horseshit teams get fucked.” As heard in dugouts.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Jun 14, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get your money’s worth, Juan.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 14, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Umpz must have dinner plans

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 14, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

He was safe by a mile

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 14, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I do not understand why these umpires tighten the zone in a game like this.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re apparently giving it back on the basepaths.

by non sequitur on Jun 14, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joyce-esque

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 14, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

terrible call

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jun 14, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

With the Joe West / Angel Hernandez crew

you expect the worst.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 14, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, these umps fucking suck. Totally safe.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

This has got to be the worst crew right now in the majors.

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

How bad was the Sanchez DP earlier?

Only heard it on the radio. Was he as far from the bag as Miller said?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 14, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

needed a bus token

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 14, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least 2 feet

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 14, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was in San Jose.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOSS HIM!

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Jun 14, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 14, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 14, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL awesome.

gona try it. (i’m gona get hurt.)

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

WINNNN!!!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 14, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeremy Spoke In Class

TOOODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 14, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt should be fined for walking atkins with a 8 run lead

THAT IS A CARDINAL SIN!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

I was watching the gameday, LOL C.B. BUCKNER.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Never loses its appeal.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lafferific!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 14, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

This was a good one. And I’m sober.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLT ATKINS WALK Affeldt looked good tonight!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Clearly he’s gotta call it tight in such a close game.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

“What grouping!”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woooooooow

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

This is exactly where a pitcher wants to be with his pitches.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those were some nice pitches. If he pitched like this with any other ump, it’d be a strikeout, easy.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD Wooooooooooooooooooo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

GLEE!!

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Jun 14, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff is crazy.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 14, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I hate Tom Cruise.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a love/hate relationship with him.

He’s a creep in real life, but in any movie he is in, he’s the fucking boss.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

not any

but in his cameos he rules (e.g., Magnolia, Tropic Thunder)

by wcw on Jun 14, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope we saved enough runs for tomorrow and wednesday…

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Never been more appropriate, Orioles = Vokoun

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

can’t stop watching.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 14, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

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"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Schroeder's Theme FTW

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

makes me proud to be an American

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 14, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

makes me wanna fight for the right of every man.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 14, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

TO PARRRRRRTY!

Lil’ punk there for the PiKAman.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fight for what’s right, fight for your life

by Natto on Jun 14, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Padres lost! Good thing I didn’t know that it was Kevin Gregg we were trusting to close things out.

by non sequitur on Jun 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

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"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Am I a sick puppy for missing the torture?

Apparently, the Giants have gotten me addicted to the adrenaline and I’m missing it right now.

by nofreetime on Jun 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I missed my near-heart-attack of the day that I’ve gotten really used to.

by idkmybffgreg on Jun 14, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

sl

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Love this one.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

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"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 14, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a lifetime Alien fan I have only one thing to say to that:

/splutter

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 14, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 14, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

awesome

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t go rrrrrrrr tho’ they go zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 14, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 14, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

lol, oh man

I love you, internet.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 14, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is incredible

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 14, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

guy in the blue vest reminds me of Jeremy clarkson

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 14, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 14, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

woo

Photobucket

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 14, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

AND THEN YOU COMPLETELY REDEEM YOURSELF

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 14, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

.5 game out!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 14, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

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"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 14, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Lyle Overbay looked like he could not give a shit an earthquake was going on. Replay has him adjusting his cup.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

just saw it on Quick Pitch

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 14, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job, earthquakes. Keep happening frequently enough that people in other states think they make up for the weather.

Thing C

by markdash on Jun 14, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how Torrea always says “to be honest to you…”

by kdl on Jun 14, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

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