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LOL 1 OUT ALREADY

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my lord

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

First pitch hacking

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad habits are contagious

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kobe Zito

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, timed, Andre!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on Jun 12, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Fullerton bullpen

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Is a good thing

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 outs in the 9th

Then UCLA walked and HR’d

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:31 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I know

Watching it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like it's been a good game

5 2-out runs by Fullerton

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I am glad that MIA is gone. Don’t really like them

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't see the game today

but they got dominated yesterday.

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

and apparently Texas isn’t going home quietly

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I think they'll win tomorrow

They just ran into one of the best pitchers in the country last night.

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Purke, (you said) right?

A little upset the CCU lost the 1st game. Want to see them in Omaha.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that his cricket uni?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OBPRIIIBE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan UriBBe

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

uriBBe

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:29 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

(Talks to Ms. Tullamore)

“Let me tell you about the guy Zito, He’s a dandy. He’s into spiritual stuff. I don’t think he’s gay. Not that that matters.”

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Pat No

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Bat

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

dinner time. later nerds.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Chow!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

All right see you lat—hey! You were referring to me!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat the Blind as a Bat

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster

Do good

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ZITO

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

He seems to do stuff like that a lot lately.

by kdl on Jun 12, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip, Posey =/= Zito.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

AlcoLOL

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He always has trouble, especially when a regular isn’t playing the position, which is why he’s had so much trouble this year.

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Tuley, do you like ice with yourself?”

“Just joking. I’ll get some.”

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

This reminds me of that one GDT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except that was entertaining.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was

and realllly creepy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same pitch, same pathetic swing

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL POSEY

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

kuip = drunk

and posey :( shoulda ran hard out of the box

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Gerald.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor buster

kouzmanoff = killer

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GREAT AMERICAN BALLPARK

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

“That ball had a Cincinnati feel to it” should be a song lyric.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll keep that in mind.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll get the piano. We can be a modern-day Rodgers and Hart. Only, you know, without so much alcohol.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The A's have all the sudden become giants

It must be contagious.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Or Zito is just that good.

by kdl on Jun 12, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS LINKED TO INEFFECTIVE OFFENSE DISEASE

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL A'S

Even the giants were impressed.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, Barry

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

dew and tuckoo sit uncomfortably for a few moments

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

lmao 4 pitches

this is how people feel when they play us

by thebighead on Jun 12, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RIVERCATS

4 PITCHES!

Giants-Like

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

4 pitch inning

LOL A’s

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

My favorite commercial.

by kdl on Jun 12, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Singles Night commercial.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I love that they – obviously – went with Zito and Wilson for that commercial.

by kdl on Jun 12, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am SO not surprised by that at all. And I love it.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It couldn’t be anyone else, and they both know it, too.

by kdl on Jun 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Pat had been on the team when the commercials were filmed, I bet he’d be a part of it, too.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

With his shirt off.

by kdl on Jun 12, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, that’s how you get me to come to Singles Night.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIRTLESS NIGHT AT THE BALLPARK!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants will be playing shirtless?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be my vote, yes.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can dig it.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

As will all fans in attendance.

Also it’s a night game in September.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

All the glare reflecting off of the fans in the bleachers would be terrible for the hitters.

by Natto on Jun 12, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

DIAMOND NIPPLE NIGHT AT THE YARD

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as it’s the same night as Ladies’ Night.

by Natto on Jun 12, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damon bruce will be in attendance wearing sun glasses peepin skirts

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mirrors on his shoes, etc.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That may have been the shortest inning of the season, I wonder if the giants will attempt to match it right now.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The ladies will be after Zito and Wilson

On singles night.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Pabby

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jun 12, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!!!!!!!!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

finally

about time fat boy

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA BOMB!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDAAA!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Pandas alive!!!!!!!!!

by DFARowand on Jun 12, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO!!!

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:39 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

OUTAHERE!!!!

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO 4 LIFE!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDAAAAA!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

WooHOO!

Sheets to the wind!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

VOTE PABLO

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Slump?

Whatchootalkinbout?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 12, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE

its been too long panda

by natey-nate on Jun 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Panda Shirt.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLFAT

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

He'd have a ton of bombs

If he got into a habit of doing that

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kruk

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Hooray Panda

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

So fat. So Slow. So awful.

by DFARowand on Jun 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

They STILL get Molina by a mile.

by kdl on Jun 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

They could take the cover off the ball, unwind it, rewind it, stitch it back up, throw it around the horn, and STILL throw that fat, embarrassing fuck out at first.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s sad because it’s true.

by kdl on Jun 12, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLina

Sheets could have taken a nap and then thrown out Molina.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

B-$-eggars description.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Beat it out, Benjie!!

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

looks like the situation caught that dinger

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Sheets boots it, kicks the ball to Kouzmanoff, retrieves it, dribbles it a few times, and throws out Molina.

by Natto on Jun 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like to see a defense play a Molina ground ball entirely with their feet.

They would still get him by 3 yards.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL at this image

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Kouzmanoff wags his finger in Molina’s face.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol molina

Seems like he likes to get his at bats finished while everyone is still paying attention to the guy who hit a home run.

by apistat on Jun 12, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

/molina fpoms quickly to avoid being noticed

/goes and eats on the bench

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Molina would at least TRY to hustle.

by kdl on Jun 12, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That's the scary part.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/blog post

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

That was hustling for Molina.

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by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres is his own bobblehead.

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by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

It appears as though we have a Gary Brown sighting

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by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:41 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

They wanted no part of Colon there

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Unintentional intentional walk

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by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sloppy UCLA

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah the SS should've just eaten the ball

After Regis dropped it

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by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Nice job in the rundown by Colon

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by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:46 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

well, yeah. But he shouldn’t have been in a run down in the first place. But yeah, he did a good job to stay in the rundown for as long as he did

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad baserunning by Colon

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job getting him to 3rd though

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by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Are you saying the Colon needs work on the runs?

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by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

PR

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just scored from 2B on a steal and a bad throw

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by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

(explains to dew)

“The Giants’ catcher is considered slow, and some of the fans make fun of him for it.”

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by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, we headlined with the donkey in Cabo

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by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL "some"

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by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

(turns to gays)

{psst . . . don’t fuck things up. I’m doing fine.}

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by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are there a lineup of gays in your house?

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by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that one had me scratching my head.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You pinheads,

the basic idea here is that all of you are, like, with me and dew except I’m here in my house.

Do I have to tell you everything?

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by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, you don't

but you keep trying, and are being confusing about it.

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by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hang on your

every wyrrd

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"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

That's also what most of the AL thinks

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by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

But at least they have Haz Cheezburger Night.

by Natto on Jun 12, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want that bobblehead.

But with a Giants hat instead.

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by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should have traded blowand for carlos silva

He’d be a epic 5th starter for us.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, cute Pablo hugging DeRosa (who probably needs a hug right now. Or a lot of hugs).

by kdl on Jun 12, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Or a new wrist.

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by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs less flapping

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark: “Hey! Be careful with my flapping tendons”

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey: “Hey! Be careful with my fapping tendons”

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo: “Is that what they’re calling it these days?”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could use a hug.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should give Panda a call.

by kdl on Jun 12, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tosses you over my shoulder and carries you off

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUR FUTURE!!

Just tied the game against UCLA, and looked fast as shit.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 12, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

His ceiling is Brett Gardner

by DFARowand on Jun 12, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looked like he should have been hosed if the defense makes the play

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty easy to run in on an error

by natey-nate on Jun 12, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He slid in to third and the ball didn't kick that far

He’s got legit 80 speed

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by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:50 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

if it wasn’t for the PING! I’d be diggin’ college baseball

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by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty expensive to change that. Unless they went to composites

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really only watch it around draft time

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by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

anything to deaden that sound

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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ear plugs

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

but then I would not be privy to the excellent auditory embellishments of the broadcasting team

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by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robin Ventura

Not missing much

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric Byrnes is a broadcaster

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by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

ha, you been ’chasmed

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by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gah.

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by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

THEY DIDN’T HAVE BOARDSHORTS!!!!!

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

haven’t heard “Byrnesy” lately—is he still desecrating the airwaves?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t hear him today, but yesterdays game was baaaaad

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was the analyst for the Miami vs Florida series

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by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 8:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

yes

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well, it’s not really televised throughout the year

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's true

though I kinds wished I had gone to some Sac St games last year to see Tim Wheeler

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by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I played a “game” at that UCLA park—the sprinklers came on in the 4th

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by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

“game”?

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, four innings doesn’t exactly constitute much of a game

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by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh. They didn’t turn them off?

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, it was a drag—that was a nice yard

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by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was her name?

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by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh, wut?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also they have pills to make sure the sprinklers do not come on till later.

Don’t want to cut all your “games” short.

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by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

not the gusher you’re envisioning

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by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting—Brown has remained in the game

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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that him? I don’t have the volume on.

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup, out in center

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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manuel corpas

Please suck.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That curve looks ridiculously good today, no?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

no

yes

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 12, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

As are hackin'

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by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

The A’s really want zito to pitch a CG.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

An' then he'll woo a CG

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/break out the lube

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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I beg to differ Kruk. A lot of cities are full of suck

by DFARowand on Jun 12, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

CLEVELAND LOL

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by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

"There are no bad cities in the Big Leagues."-Krukow

Um, Oakland?

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know about that

I have some fond memories of South Street from when I was a youngster

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they caught some shit in the past for talking about their least favorite cities.

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This I would agree with

although it is close enough to DC to kind of make up for it

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

detroit

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 12, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a great time in Detroit

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This just proves that Krukow is drunk, insane, or both.

Cleveland
Dallas
Houston
ETC.
ETC.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s so bad about Dallas? I ask out of pure curiosity.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

the cowboys and mark cuban

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 12, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s in Texas.

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by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s in Texas.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spend a few days in Dallas and get back to me.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been there before, for about a day-and-a-half. I would be the first to admit I don’t know everything there is to know about the city, but I didn’t have a problem with it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dallas? I thought the Rangers play in Arlington.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's all the same shithole.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

essentially

minus that other gigantic thing

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wanted to see if I could slide it in there unnoticed.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 12, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dew,

would you like me to take you to Oakland some day soon?

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 pitch 6th
9 pitch 7th

by natey-nate on Jun 12, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

way to jinx it.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol damnit gameday said it was swinging strike 3. then they erased it and changed it to a foul.

by natey-nate on Jun 12, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

"Tuckoo, what's a 'bobblehead.'?"

“My dew, it’s an inaccurate doll representation of a certain sports figure visage placed atop a generic uniformed version of his team, and its head kinda bobs around.”

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That's definition SFW

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Zito

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ZITO

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Smart barry

Just throw a off speed pitch.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ZITO

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Dumb

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That didn’t look like a bad pitch.

by kdl on Jun 12, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

relatively speaking

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Idiot.

Why not just keep throwing hooks?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WUT?

LOL Zito
LOL Home Run Sprint

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn Rosales

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

That Molina sure calls a good game.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RANGE

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

And the wheels fall off

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh-oh.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Who can we Dilfer Adrian Gonzalez?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soooo

Who’s up in the pen?
Someone is there right?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jairo

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Jairo

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lame—finnish hymns!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

just finish the inning, zeets

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Just. Throw. The. Hook.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

pull the string, inning over

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish Him Zito!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, baby!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:54 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

S T F D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice game Zito

now goddamnit, put Romo in !

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry Motherfucking Zito

by DFARowand on Jun 12, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ZEETS!

Good night.
You hear that, Bochy?

He’s DONE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

bork bork gimme another inning bork bork

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get the A's

They don’t play rosales everyday, yet he’s one of the best hitters on their team.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

i dont get the giants

they play bengie everyday, yet he’s one of their worst hitters

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 12, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barrenthal J. Zito, ladies and gents.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

This game bears...

the Mark of ZITO

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 12, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

oscar salazar 3-run pinch-homer… SD 6 sea 1 (bot 8)

by mlb22 on Jun 12, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow mariners

You do not belong in this league.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

"Let me tell you about this man named Mota.

He’s a great Wizard, but very mysterious."

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Did the Dodgers hire him to send them vibrations?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hornblower!

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 7:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

HS graduation

Was I ever that young?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Mole

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchize

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Mole!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Mole on, baby!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

erm...

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

only one double play today? progress, giants, progress

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

there's time yet

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it was by buster

So none of us care.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFGGODDAMMITMUHFUGGR

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLBREY

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Huff

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

"Tuckoo, I like the look of this 'Huff.' "

“Yes, everyone does. You should imagine that he is I. The evening will go better if you do. I have some numbered jerseys here . . . "

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it is an attempt to mock us

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it is, it's one of the worst attempts by far.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today's target: the enigmatic B. Tuckoo

Why? Because they can.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mind the margin!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the cat was cool

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he never said a mumblin' word

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

twins separated at birth

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan just missed a hanger :(

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLRIBE

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Uribe

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS LOL

keepin it a save situation

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Jake Fox looks like he’s 45 years old.

by Natto on Jun 12, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

BURRELL!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

The Bat!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Please get a hit now, Buster

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 12, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

his only 0-fer was that one game against ubaldo wasnt it?

by natey-nate on Jun 12, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Si.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell's not sucking yet!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 12, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

PUT HIM AT SS!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell is our new starting LF. Get used to it.

by DFARowand on Jun 12, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m happy with it as long as rowand isn’t playing

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

When did Mota + Castilla supplant Romo?

I get that he’s looked good, but those peripherals are awful – I’d rather go with Romo at this point. {perhaps absence makes the heart grow fonder)

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

um, wut?

2.85 FIP, .40 (!) BB/9? awful? What planet do you live on?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla

has a 1.35(!!!!!) xFIP. 1.35. One point three five.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA

it’s hard to believe how solid he has been this year

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, 7 innings

but still

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat the Bat!

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 8:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

C'mon Buster!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOMM becomes SCREEEECH for Freddy.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Flannery not sending Mole

SAVE US BUSTER

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

"Tuckoo, I like Burl as a name, but he's kinda doughy."

“Yes.”

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugly hack

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

"Is his name really Buster?"

“Yes, but we don’t know why. There might be no reason.”

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't understand

Are these lines from an Ibsen play?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because when you're drunk he becomes a Busty Poser.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Gerald. :(

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn. The hit streak is over.

by DFARowand on Jun 12, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

GAH!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh dammit

a little too much on it.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

that was nicely hit

just right at him

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BUSTER

First career 0 for 4, fail.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

/sabez wuz write

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

even when he’s supposed to look terrible and strike out on 3 pitches, he still turns it into a solid AB and doesn’t look pathetic.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

buster does a good b$ impression

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 12, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

"I don't like it when they hit it hard but make a bad thing."

“No one like it, Dew, but the world isn’t pretty that way.”

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

are you dating a toddler?

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 12, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mariners: 16 games under .500

2 weeks or less and cliff lee will be a LOL YANKEE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

interesting to see him and sabathia reunited

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Matt Cain.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Me, too.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gets in this line.

by kdl on Jun 12, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes the tourture

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Titans

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT, FULLERTON.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was weird

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

easy fly ball botched

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, okay. I was only following it on gametracker.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like there'll be a game 3

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 8:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Pac-10 Pac-11 Pac-12, er whatever, rules!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m calling it the PAC-10+ from now on.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

Does Fresno State destroy the WAC now?
Well starting in 2011?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sure hope so.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Central Valley

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

why?

only team the WAC has lost so far is Boise

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Other WAC teams.

Outside of Fresno and Boise, there were no good schools for prolonged periods of time.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

apparently the outside corner does not exist anymore

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

"Who's this Matt Cain, bt?"

“He’s just a guy. A pretty good guy, but just a guy. If you stick around with me, you’ll see him.”

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff Frandsen!

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 8:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFF Mota

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WITH A 3 RUN LEAD THROW STRIKES!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

The bill of Ellis's helmet and his nasal prow mirror each other.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid idiot

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

7 LOB today for posey

and I still love him

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

OH, COME ON.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

cool here comes the torture

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Wouldn’t be a Giants game without it.

by kdl on Jun 12, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I abso-fucking-lutely hate walks when you’ve got a 3 run lead

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Dynamic pricing for Orioles. WE PAY YOU!

by JeffWondersWhy on Jun 12, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Baby barf!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re off to a good start

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 12, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking great

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota Sucks

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

...

this is the A’s, stop the torture.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota = 09 Medders

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 8:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Damn it to hell.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Shocking. Guillermo Mota is regressing

by DFARowand on Jun 12, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

unfortunately for us, mean is still a long ways away

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 12, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it, Kouzmanoff. Damn it, Mota.

by kdl on Jun 12, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FFS

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I hear its hard to pitch for a ground ball

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty sure we just had an earthquake

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

For real?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure felt like it. my apt rocked pretty good for a second

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, man, I hope it’s not a big one.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just occurred to me: You’re in southern California, right? I’ve been watching the NorCal display. Duh.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, hey. I think we got it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you. Knew I felt something.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not crazy, at least today. The USGS says they expect to issue an update within fifteen minutes.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously? I’m keeping an eye on the USGS’ earthquake page.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, USGS.gov is calling me a liar…… I dont know

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

GaF is in SoCal

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

GaA, sorry

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

 I won’t do it again

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

please don’t hurt me

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Bengie moved in upstairs.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 12, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i rather have an earthquake

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

4.8 north of Palm Springs?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that’s the one.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus christ

This is called regression Bochy! You don’t get magic pixie dust ERA performance from a guy who can’t strike anyone out!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

2.85 FIP.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

that walk

was his second in 22.1 IP

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE THE MOUND RAGS

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

This isn’t interesting, JT

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 12, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Portly Guy Mound Conference

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I just know that they are going to blow this win for Zito

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

lol I knew this night wouldn't go by easy

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

So

Can we have Wilson up in the pen?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like Guillermo Howry has arrived

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

He was lights out the other day.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

weird

that was only the SECOND WALK issued by Mota ALL YEAR

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 12, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

mohtawww...

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt of 2009 COME BACK TO ME

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Guillermo Mota?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

All the water and soap in the world isn’t going to rid him of that Dodger stink.

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

(bt spits up tullamore dew . . . it's cute)

“bt, is this that Mota guy you said was a wizard?

“Yeah.”

“He isn’t like that cute Zizzo guy.”

“No. He’s not.”

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

fogelberg flashback

twitch

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is kinda annoying me right now

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's words on a screen.

They annoy you because you choose to be annoyed.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

shitty mota is shitty

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 12, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

why is Mota still in?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 12, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BOCHY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta let him pitch his way out of trouble!

by Natto on Jun 12, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Installation is the reversal of removal” – Haynes automotive manual

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

only 2 walks issued this year

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 12, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

three

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 12, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO SHITTY

DODGER ASSASSIN

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, jerk

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

This is bad

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES GODDAMMIT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy has fallen asleep again, hasn't he?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

goddamnit...

why does it feel like the giants are losing by 1 run?

by natey-nate on Jun 12, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey

Want a free rally?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GET YER COME BACKS FOR FREE!!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOO

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jun 12, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF?

3 run lead you walk 2 guys? What the hell are you doing?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Go get him Bochy!!!!!

by DFARowand on Jun 12, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know why mota was even put in the game in the first place.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

because he's been really good this year?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WILSON

WILSON WILSON WILSON WILSON

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

/bork pulls a giradi and uses wilson for a 6 out save

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy touched his right arm. No lefty.

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jun 12, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kripes I try to get some paperwork done and this is how you kids behave?

THROW STRIKES [GIANT’S PITCHERS] !!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 12, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy always late pulling a pitcher who clearly doesn’t have it

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla coming in

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 12, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh no

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

uh oh

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla is “All or nothing” for me.

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jun 12, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota shouldn't have been put in

And even then, after he walked someone and clearly didn’t have it he should have been ousted immediately.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s bochy’s new favorite setup man.

by natey-nate on Jun 12, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is stupid

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

one bad outing

but he should have had a shorter leash

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

wha?

he faced 3 batters?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pray we can still end this inning with the lead so Zito has a shot at a win.

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota is not a set up man

He is a serviceable MR

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 8:17 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

This is accurate

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's only setting up because Affeldt got hurt, remember

and has been bleah since returning

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 12, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo > Mota

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

not by FIP this year

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, here we go with Affeldt

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, which begs a question

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/begins drinking heavily

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

/continues drinking heavily

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

"bt, I'm uneasy."

“We’re all uneasy, Dew.”

“Would you pour me a drink. Ice on me.”

“Sure, gorgeous. Same for me. A new pitcher. A new attitude. We’ll be fine.”

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have left Zito in the game

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

should have never put mota in the game

agreed?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

10-man staff

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

torture

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 12, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, joy, it’s Jairo time.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I request some strikes

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 12, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

“Make mine a triple. Light ice.”

{dew moves in close}

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring in Yabu!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 12, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Our bullpen this year has been bleh

or it sure seems like it, Wilson aside.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Kouz and Cust on base. Concentrate on the batter.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 12, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Focus on the hitter, meat

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BENGIE!!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Molina

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF Bengie

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE BLOCKING BENGIE

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL VETERAN GRIT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate you Bengie.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FREE RALLY FOR A’S

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BENGIE

LOL WILD PITCH AMIRITE?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to get down there you fat fucking piece of fucking shit

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you bengie Molina. You Lazy piece of shit

by DFARowand on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

baseball gods must have realized that zito cheated and received more than his allotted share of run support.

by natey-nate on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK YOU BENGIE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

No need to bunt with Bengie back there…ughh…can’t hit…can’t field….can’t run….FUCK YOU BENGIE

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Wild pitch? hey, why not

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

game over

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw your body in front of the ball, Bengie

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

One more guy tell me that Bengie is good defensively...

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie is good de…can’t do it. Not even in jest

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 12, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is why Molina has to be in at catcher, guys. Posey can’t be trusted

by Link on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING FAT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is so tied

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

oh Molina...

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina

He’s like Jeff Drouin-Deslauriers!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SERIOUSLY HOW CAN ANYONE DEFEND BENGIE

EVEN DICK VITALLE WOULD BLOCK THAT

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

“Sonofabitching Bruiser City, Baby!”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

At what point did Bochy give up on the win?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU FAT LAZY MOTHERFUCKER

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

they will blow Zito’s and team’s win.

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jun 12, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

How do these keep getting scored as wild pitches?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

because Bengie is a protected species.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

"There are some men, Dew, who dominate other men.

I’m not one of hem, but certain Latino men can do it. This man Casilla is such a man. He is in a bad spot, but he can emerge. We will see."

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

They all look alike to the 1070 faithful.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW we are getting interesting.
“There are some men, Dew, who dominate other men. I’m not one of hem, but certain Latino men can do it.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

scout is a bottom?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on the phase of the moon.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUBJECT LINE, IDJIT

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Handles staff

/giggle

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That fat piece of shit can't even see his staff

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s, like, a fourth, barely

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
Bengie Molina — a Tool.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrong

he’s definitely a tool

by idkmybffgreg on Jun 12, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikeout please

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 8:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Impressive

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 12, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

You could say I’m extremely pissed off and never want to see bengie molina again.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

molina

doing his job

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 12, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Not exactly

His position is catcher…and he didn’t catch the ball

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hey I just got back from...well that's a long story

Oh, and look. The tying run is on second base with 1 out.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 12, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, crazy good call from Kruk.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jun 12, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

what’d he say I didn’t hear him

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ripped Molina for bad defense

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said Molina was going to the mound to tell Castilla not to worry about throwing a curveball in the dirt because he’ll block it. And then Castilla threw a curveball in the dirt and Molina blocked it.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jun 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

calm down tiger

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie looks awful out there

Stop protecting him Kruk – I sure as hell would prefer Whiteside or Posey back there.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He usually does, but he didn’t this time. Kruk said " Those aren’t good blocking fundamentals. Bengie should have blocked that clean".

by Uncle Russel on Jun 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was deemed a wild pitch by the way

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

/drinking heavily

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

MOVE YOUR ASS YOU STUPID DICKHEAD

THIS IS LITTLE LEAGUE TRAINING

FAT BASTARD

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES JAIRO

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Bengie smiling? I guess he thinks it’s funny give up bases with lazy technique

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 12, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He's thinking about the after game meal

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be surprised.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson, please?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA DFA DFA

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Replace him please

Antybody can throw strike !!!

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jun 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s pitching around this guy, right.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

TORTURE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

/open base

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

OPEN BASE

drink.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKE ZONE- FIND IT!!!!
NOW

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus christ

Dont’ put Affeldt into a based loaded game!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLFELDT

/wrists

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good the bases are loaded

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Wow, bringing in Jeremy Affeldt with the bases loaded seems like a great idea.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

To a fucking numbskull like Bochy, yes

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell is going onnnn!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

AFFELOLDT

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Is he BORK crazy?

Has he seen Affeldt lately? Has Romo been demoted to long man or what?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

that's crazy

he’s not been great, but he’s been a lot better than Affeldt and I probably trust him over Mota.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know that I was surprised by how good Romo's numbers have been this year

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't trust anyone over Mota

but Mota needs fewer appearances

9 games in April
10 games in May
6 games already in June

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game Over — Affeldt will give up the lead here. I would bet a lot of money on it.

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU STUPID FUCK GET FUCKING OUTS DAMMIT

Oh, good, it’s Affeldt time. FUCKING SHIT YOU FUCKERS.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt in

And I’m still pretty sure we’ll lose this game.

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jun 12, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good Affeldt

He doesn’t have any control issues

by DFARowand on Jun 12, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

This is about as embarassing as it gets

our bullpen making the A’s look like the yankee’s.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Please call good Affeldt.

The one from last year that could command double plays on a whim.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

He is going to walk at least one run in

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

i’ll say walk, hit, walk

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old Affeldt please

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Mota and Casilla are feeling a bit overworked

Mota, especially, since the dude is 36

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 12, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Not overworked

Just regressing towards his mean

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check the gamelogs

It’s just about every other day and he’s 36 years old

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 12, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Zito

I don’t think he’s ever going to beat the A’s.

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously makes me sad.

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

GG everyone

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SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

So

My car was parked on a hill. Some dude tries to pop the hood on his truck and releases the parking brake instead (the story is dubious, but whatever). The truck rolls down the hill, clips three cars and then slams into ours, totaling it.

Something tells me I’m about to see a very similar scene coming up in this game.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 12, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Wow, that sucks D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

With more wreckage

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd your wreck.

Seriously though, ouch.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, shit, that’s horrible.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

like, today?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

About 3 hours ago

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 12, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you hear it happen? Or just walk outside and notice your car was demo’d?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

We heard it

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 12, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brutal

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

"bt, your friends get so angry."

“They have issues, dew.”

“Do they hate the Giant players? That Zizzo guy looked nice.”

“They don’t know them, really. It’s not exactly like when Spain plays France, but it’s not that different.”

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

This seems to be stupidity

If there’s ever a time to put Wilson in early, this is the time. Affeldt’s BB/9 is not fun right now.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure if there's enough contempt and loathing in the world for Bruce Fucking Bochy

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"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

6-4-3 please

5-4-3, 1-2-3 whatever.

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jun 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES GIANTS PITCHER

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh geez

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the walk

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

SON! STRIKES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Ya this is going to end bad

by DFARowand on Jun 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Here it fucking comes

So predictable

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes!!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking A

Throw Strikes

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Good start for Affeldt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

"I liked that Casilla guy."

“I did too, Dew. I did too.”

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT DECISION BORK

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DISASTER

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

SON OF A BITCH, THROW STRIKES.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Wtf throw a goddamn strike

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCKING LORD

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

When recently has affelt been successful??? fuck you bork

"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy

by PTGiants on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it any surprise Affeldt can’t find the plate — he hasn’t in over a week.

Does Bochy even watch the games?

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jun 12, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad Wilsons up now

by DFARowand on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

strikes please

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BRUCE BOCHY

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, how does Bochy think that this was a good decision?

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I seriously don’t understand why you would ever even think to put Affeldt in with runners on base

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK is an idiot

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

DP wizard

or, he was last year =/

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

this will work out well

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Bochy

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU BASTARDS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW not even close.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice Jeremy

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the fuck out of here

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

4 fucking pitch walk

FUCK YOU

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Bochy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW GREAT JOB!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a nice night out tonight. Guess the Giants want to stay on the field as long as possible.

by Seasick fish on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BOCHY — you are a fucking moron

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey jackass why did you put him in that situation in the 1st place?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

lol confidence for middle relievers

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson = miracle worker

"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy

by PTGiants on Jun 12, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck off bochy

"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy

by PTGiants on Jun 12, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

NOW the fucking idiot brings in Wilson

My fucking tennis shoes have more baseball savvy than Bochy.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BOCHY

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I get a Fuck You Bochy?

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 12, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

My tweet was a lot more harsh than just “FUCK YOU BOCHY.”

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now...

another guy with control issues!

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 12, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Good extension

Since he was a free agent and all.. oh wait.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeremy “Unnescessary extension” Affeldt

by DFARowand on Jun 12, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when people said Bochy was good at handling a bullpen?

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by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 8:29 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

to be fair. our bullpen is horrible.

by natey-nate on Jun 12, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be even more fair: Bochy is a cretin.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, really who could have seen that coming?

…oh, right. Nevermind.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jun 12, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, Bochy. What the fuck did you think was going to happen. This lefty cannot hit lefty bullshit is just that.

Wilson should have been in after Casilla if not instead of Casilla.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Do we have to watch the end of this?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 12, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess the bullpen didn’t want Zito to pick up the victory.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THIS SHIT OFF WILSON

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

How about that Affeldt extension LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ONE OF THE BEST VALUES IN THE MLB!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT'S WHY HE WENT TO MOTA!

Only 1 walk in 24 games

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 12, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

ow

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by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s Bochy’s fault when a pitcher can’t throw strikes. That was embarassing.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
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by cheno on Jun 12, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

But Affeldt has been showing that he was having these issues

This was not a surprising result. Except to Bochy, apparently.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 12, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it is his fault for

1) not recognizing when a pitcher cannot throw a strike until they walk the lineup
2) putting in a guy who ever since he came back from his injury has had problems finding the strike zone in a bases loaded situation and expecting him to be lights out.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

I get relievers have problems – but who on earth thought bringing Affeldt in there was a good idea? How inane do you have to be?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Your friends scare me, bt."

“They’re harmless, I think. I don’t know. I’ve never met any of them, except my son.”

“You have a son?”

“Yes.”

“Is he like you?”

“No.”

“Why not?”

“For the best reasons.”

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how KRUK / KUIP never criticize Bochy

his idiocy is ridiculous and he is going to cost us this game.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

A DP would be nice here, but I’d prefer two strikeouts.

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

no sac flys for me

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you bengie molina

for turning a minor threat into game tying situations.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get scared any time a batter makes contact.

by Natto on Jun 12, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I still feel like were in cincy

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even my dog is pissed. He’s barking up a storm on the porch. I imagine he’s yelling at Bochy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

im smellin a 2-strike foul tip to be dropped by bengie

by mlb22 on Jun 12, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

i would almost take an out for a run here

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 12, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie scares me back there…he is a passed ball (scored wild pitch) machine

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

well

what else is a person gonna do if they weight a bajillion fucking pounds? move? yeah, right

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson will be a wasted effort.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

bengie should die

"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy

by PTGiants on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

strike three please

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY WAS AFFELDT PUT IN THE GAME? LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LEFTIES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we play bochy now?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lord that was nasty

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

grab some pine!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson

Is the only reliever I trust on the Giants at the moment.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you for that one, Brian

Now make another.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 12, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Rajai just has to hit a groundball. Now chance we turn two on him

by DFARowand on Jun 12, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d like to turn 1

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SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 outs

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 12, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 outs

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take notes Giants pitchers. This is how you throw strikes.

by Uncle Russel on Jun 12, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

"Brian Wilson. I've heard of him, bt."

“It’s a different person.”

“How so?”

“You’ll see.”

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone did this last season

anyone remember who?

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

wil?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

sock puppet?

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I checked

Not him. He really seems to be Alex_Lewis’s dad.

by Natto on Jun 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just ignore it

maybe it will go away.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt is apparently immune from being penalized

because he’s a proven vet. This is why you don’t extend a reliever early SABES.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET OUT OF THAT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUH...

It’s Magic Inside!!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 12, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes!!!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Very Nice Brian

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Bochy!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank god for Brian Wilson.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job, Brian

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

BADASS

"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy

by PTGiants on Jun 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

THE SAVIOR!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazing a compitent reliever

LOL AFFELDT LOL CASILLA LOL BENGIE LOL MOTA GET FUCKED

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

/sigh of relief

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I fucking love you Willy!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Great reaction shot of Barry.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson has nads the size of pumpkins

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn that groundball scared the hell outta me

Houdini Wilson

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I was a scared when he hit that

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m smiling after that, Brian

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

What a beast!!!

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jun 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Wilson

Seriously.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

This is the best moment for Wilson. WOW.

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jun 12, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The trick with Brian Wilson..

bring him in with runners already on base.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jun 12, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

so true

"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy

by PTGiants on Jun 12, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just the way he likes it

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt = last restort mop up duty now

How low can you go? Fucking terrible, go to triple A.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Bitchen' twitchen'.

Shit, I actually thought it was tied.
My humblest mumbling apologies to the stupidstitious.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

As I said during the 8th in GABP

Bork left Mota in because what’s left in the pen besides Wilson is WORSE

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 12, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SO TRUE

No chasm there, you are a 100% correct. Maybe we have to get pablo and buster in the pen, they’d be better than what we have currently.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not the biggest fan of Romo but he’s better than that Pu Pu platter of relievers

by DFARowand on Jun 12, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FLAMIN'!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need some insurance runs here!

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you just witness what happend in the top of the 8th?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND THE REST WILL FOLLOW e ven tu a lly

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda back to swinging at balls above his shoulders.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s what gets me through the day.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Relievers, by FIP

Casilla (7 innings)
Wilson
Mota
Bautista
Runzler
Romo
Affeldt

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Gross

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota, Wilson and casilla are under 3. Runzler and Bautista are under 4. It’s not really that bad

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The names just look bad, especially Mota and Bautista

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

here's the fun

guess which of those pitches is the highest paid in the pen – this year? And got a $5M extension after an incredibly fluky year last year?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t THAT fluky.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jun 12, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

1.73 ERA

3.59 FIP, 3.60 xFIP

He was good last year, but it was pretty fluky

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is BORK really that stupid?

I mean, has he watched Affeldt pitch there?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

4 BB, 1 H.... cool

"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy

by PTGiants on Jun 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Brian Wilson. He throws strikes for the Giants.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jun 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice one

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

But right now, they got to do what’s right for them. Because it’s their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it’s our time. It’s our time down here.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

SLO-BENGIE

LOL 3 ground outs

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I love enthusiasm on the faces of the little guys.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it wrong to root for Bengie to pull a hamstring or something?

I’d rather see Whiteside or Posey catching in the bottom of the 9th.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

What's happening: Bengie hitting.

What i see: Fat

"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy

by PTGiants on Jun 12, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLFAT

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

“If Rosales gets to it, he gets thrown out!”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Just go away Molina

by DFARowand on Jun 12, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

“If he catches it, he will throw him out’ The Bengie Molina slogan

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

that's true 99% of the time with everybody

second baseman fielding

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 12, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

but more so Kuip’s statement about any hit from Bengie.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie is a waste of a roster spot at this point. What is worse is that he is starting most of the games for the Giants.

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

you think posey could handle the staff this well?

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/grabs crotch

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/spits

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE CATCHES CY YOUNGS

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's so damned embarrassing on way too many levels.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course the fat fuck will NEVER be a real athelete. Just the butt of jokes.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. That’s a lot of jokes.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate looks a lot better at the plate tonight…

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s the lighting. Oh. You were talking about his performance.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ehh, better than what?

Kind of wondering if he gets the briar patch treatment a la the Fredster.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengies a dog - Greg popovich

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Moar Torture

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture time

"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy

by PTGiants on Jun 12, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Why oh why is the pen so LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

it's really not THAT lol

see above

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s been pretty LOL today

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, yeah

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson excepted, of course

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

4 walks in the eight when you had a 3 run lead is just awful and inexcusable

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

"That man is slow. And your friends are so angry."

“Yes he’s slow, and they aren’t my friend. They don’t like it when things aren’t like they are used to.”

“Why not?”

“You know. Like, kids. They’ll get over it.”

“I thought this was San Francisco. I though things got weird here.”

“I did too.”

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

wat

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Jun 12, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The locals define what's acceptable weird.

It’s usually what’s tossed about by seasoned regulars.
The Enigmatic isn’t a seasoned regular, therefore his enigmaticness is bristled at.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

SAN FRANCISCO HAS THE WEIRD THINGS!

THOSE CRAZY KIDS AND THEIR WEIRD THINGS!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

you and wilriv should talk.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

in a locked room. far, far away

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps kept there for predetermined amount of time,

with other members who have lashed out at society. Where you can be kept under lock and key.

Too bad, to my knowledge, no such place exists.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit

Still <3 you Nate.

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Between-innings update

USGS now say the SoCal earthquake was a 4.4 near Anza.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

That's like...

small, isn’t it?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 12, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. And that, I would imagine, is a good thing.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

i didn’t feel it though…

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 12, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

GERALD!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

GERALD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster is better than Bengie!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupendous

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTY POSER!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

"We;;... i guess if they won't let me catch... I'll just fucking master 1st"

"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy

by PTGiants on Jun 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Can you imagine what would happen if Molina tried to jump?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster with the ups

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Busted!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

my only concern is that with every great play buster makes at first, the more bruce jenkins will masturbate to the thought of him at first base permanently.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god, brain bleach

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 12, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

as long as he is not running the Giants, you’re free to relieve yourself of the stress of imagining his masturbating

by mlb22 on Jun 12, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ehehe relieve yourself

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

or in the outfield. or at third. JUST EXTENDING HIS CAREER

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

great pitch

he really should throw that slider more

by thebighead on Jun 12, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

"Buster Posey" anagram

YET SO SUPERB

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 12, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that 8th inning was the worst torture of all

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

as far as torture goes this season from the pen

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Posey guards the line, as he should.”

“Sorry, bt, I’m drunk on myself.”

“And I on you.”

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I was a facer in a local grocery chain for two weeks.

Shift 11p – 7a

Many intimate conversations with Rosarita (who knew a better way to cook).

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Nate

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOO NATE

:((((((

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Second one of those in two nights for Nate.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

just think... what if huff was still out there?

"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy

by PTGiants on Jun 12, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Greatest athlete ever!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate seems to be doing that a lot these days.

by Natto on Jun 12, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate!

So close

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 8:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

nice just who we wanted to see

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

No :(

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

good thing taht didnt go by him

he was going for the catch, not to knock it down

by thebighead on Jun 12, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

by Natto on Jun 12, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Bloops!

I hate bloops! Especially in this situation.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 12, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

oh shit Kouzmanoff

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE LOLINA

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

“I can’t say Sheerhoudtz anymore.”

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
The ghost of Hilly Flitcraft

by baby tuckoo on Jun 12, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, Kouzmanoff

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 12, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL UZR

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jun 12, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLLIS

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 12, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

had to face kouzmanoff didn't they

"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy

by PTGiants on Jun 12, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

He looked out

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

“In heat”? I don’t think that’s the phrase you want, Kruk.

by Seasick fish on Jun 12, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

He was out

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

balls

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Anagram for Kouzmanoff:

Fa Funk Zoom

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Never easy with the Giants…I imagine we’ll see the bases loaded before this inning is over

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

along with a 10-15 pitch at bat

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s torture inside

by sfoakbay on Jun 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we please sack Bochey and Sabean now?

Sabean continues to find the parts we do not need. And Bochey is too wedded to sticking with guys who do not have it anymore. WHy are we still starting Rowand? Benji clearly needs more days off behind the plate, his defense is deterioriating.

by TheotherSFWill on Jun 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

if only

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure more days off is what Bengie needs

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 12, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

AARON ROWAND LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD KOUZ

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD POOPMANOFF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, I'm on my feet

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jun 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FILTHY!

"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy

by PTGiants on Jun 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

“If Ellis is gonna steal…he’s not gonna steal it off Wilson”

/looks at who’s catching

//not confident if Ellis tries to steal

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Great pitch Mr. Wilson

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson is awesome

I’m not jinxing anything because he is no matter what happens from here on out.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 12, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

His work in the 8th earned him a lot of awesome points.

by Natto on Jun 12, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I invite you to STFD, please.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike
Three
For
Da Weezy

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 12, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jun 12, 2010 8:49 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I AM STANDING

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I AM CURSING

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am slouching

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 12, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

scribbles!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

TTTTTTTTT

Torture!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jun 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

never easy

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

TORTURE!!

"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy

by PTGiants on Jun 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Ughhh, need to worry about Bengie letting one get past him again…

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

asldjasldj

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.. just one more out.. pleasee

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

REEEBAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whew.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WINNN!!!!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLGAME

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FIST PUMP IRL!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank god for Brian Wilson

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

YES — ZITO FINALLY DOES IT!

by nofreetime on Jun 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

PHEW.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WINZ

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck yes!

BRIAN FUCKING WILSON

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson

A very good closer.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ALL STAR MAYNE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

Brian Wilson deserves like 4 saves for this game

F. the Lewis.

by calpolynate on Jun 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES FUCK YES!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT CUST

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Fan-fucking-tastic!

"I'm thinking of moving the pitcher spot to the 3 hole and Rowand to clean-up" - Bruce Bochy

by PTGiants on Jun 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo!

Haha, at the “torture” duet.

by Seasick fish on Jun 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked that, too.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atta boy Wilson

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

A's = F's

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito did it! Hell yeahhh

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 12, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

So, to again draw more attention to how shitty the Win stat is

Barry Zito almost did not get his first Win against the A’s today because of what 3 other PITCHERS did in the game.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

You got my vote.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two snaps for Wilson

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT EVEN THAT GROUND BALL HAD SOME TORTURE IN IT!!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 12, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 12, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson is such a dork

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

you know want some

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 12, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know you want some

stop fuckin’ my screen up gifsters

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 12, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray fosse is nearly in tears on the post game

LOL FOSSE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

yessssss

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SHOOTY BABITT

Terrific name

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 12, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HEATED FOSSE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 12, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

A GARAGE BAND
FROM SEATTLE
BOY THIS SURE BEATS
RAISING CATTLE

by Natto on Jun 12, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jun 12, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson saves our bacon

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 12, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

oh i see

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then there is that.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 12, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't decide

if this is awesomely terrible, or terribly awesome.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn you i was about to post this one

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So glad when he popped out of the water.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jun 12, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made the most embarrassing noise.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I watched it alone. I was way too embarrassing.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jun 12, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, my brother kept yelling at me to shut up from the other room.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was always a character-over-plot guy, so I thought it was perfect.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jun 12, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same. And a “FRANK CAN’T DIE DAMMIT HE JUST CAN’T” girl so it was beyond perfect

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww, stop making me miss that show.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jun 12, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF??

Did some guy really drill his own goalie in the head with the stick deliberately?

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 12, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was trying to slam the goal.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jun 12, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Accident

He was trying to hit the post and failed miserably.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jun 12, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

he meant to hit it on the post

but yeah, he drilled his own goalie in the head

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 12, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

laughing so hard oh my god

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it Martin!!!
Stoopit dodgers.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 12, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

preemptive shut up Radnich

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

giants baseball post game show:

torture

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 12, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

brian wilson

1.as dangerous as a bk double stacker

2. baseball guru

3.barry zito’s besty

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on Jun 12, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what zeetz, bweezy, and timmy are about to go do.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 12, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to make a post-game thread

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

And of course, just as I say that, Grant posts one.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/6/12/1515590/post-game-thread-zito-conquers-his

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 12, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

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