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Sheesh, it's only the 7th inning? By the time the 8th inning, we can start posting our dinner plans.



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Can someone please post the HAHA OH WOW image?

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres

by GiantPain on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I like my way better!

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres

by GiantPain on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  


FYI a lot of images are in the McImage directory, which is linked in my sig.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much love for the McImage gallery, but it can be pretty hard to navigate

Doesn’t seem like the images are searchable, as best I can tell

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres

by GiantPain on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGRESSIVE!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

goin way back for rally images....

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow amazing caption.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey bullpen

You need to do better, my heart is going to give out.

by out machine on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CAPTION!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nazi medicine.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can do better than that, gays.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND


When you’re too fat for a noose!

by Fire Sabean on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rec that image caption if I could.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

win

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved this part in the show

I literally watched this for 10 minutes straight on youtube

by giants92388 on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox1euwLB_rY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are there Giants Runs in this Thread?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

What a gritty gamer.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey how did he get on first w/o a GiDP?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

HBP

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did we cross into some alternate universe while I was getting lunch?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

the one where Roawnd doesn’t suck? I guess.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

bunting in the Great American Bandbox?

REALLY?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing away Whitey

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Bochy call him Whitey?

by out machine on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy has the worst nicknames ever.

by out machine on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

His real name is Boch

Adopted father of Brian Bocock, Brad Boyer, Sharlon Schoop, Shane Jordan and Jeremiah Luster,Trey Webb and David Quinowski.

"GM Jack Zduriencik is one of the sharper tools in the shed. Elsewhere in that shed, Brian Sabean continues to pound screws into bricks with a garden rake."

by RichH on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cracker

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honky.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peckerwood

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is that angle as well.

by out machine on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delicious.

I never understood that as a slur. Who doesn’t like crackers? There must be something meaner to call white people.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Super Crackers

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not bad.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird choice of words there….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paper?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad dancers?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

trash

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy linked to Whitey!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST SWING THE BAT

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

at all.

so dum.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

they forgot what park they’re in

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Small ball

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Reds

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Even when Bochy puts on the hit and run, the Giants hit into double plays, so I don’t know why he bothers.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WHITESIDE GROUND ATTACK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

good to see wellemeyer finally put up a scoreless outing on the road

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

…or army crawls to the bag to tag him out.

by paboperfecto on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK
WHITESIDE VROOM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WHITESIDE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

thank god the bunt failed

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay, more runners to strand!

Consistency is a sign of suckcess.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ground Attack

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

that bunt actually makes sense.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy sense

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ehh, i like it.

trade 1 out for 2×90feet/2 runners ISP with Sanchez and Pablo coming up.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

DELOREAN WUZ RITE

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that one out you traded was our hottest (best?) hitter and one who is unlikely to hit into a DP. I’m not a fan.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hear that. at least it’s a defensible move, unlike having Whiteside bunt.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t call him our best hitter.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I certainly would.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres

by GiantPain on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DIDN'T

Parentheses allow me to say whatever I want without having to take responsibility for it.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was answering your question.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, misinterpretation on my part

I wasn’t yelling at you in a serious way though

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

NP

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am in this line. I am not fond of it but it does have a coherent logic behind it.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

the DPs have gotten to Bochy

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teh VROOOOM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beause

With our awesome bullpen…

by out machine on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

With runnners on 2nd and 3rd I am still afraid of GIDP on this AB.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FREE OUTS!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez

Pretend it’s Pittsburgh.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

IN PLAY RUNZ

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job bro.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez

has little man’s syndrome

by Fire Sabean on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY MOLE!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDDY!

The Troy and Abed rally GIF worked!

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ahem

it was Ibn Batutta, dude.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice baserunning Rowand

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yippee!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

MISTA EFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Mole

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDEMTION!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

strategery!

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo

Pretend it’s 2009.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Dusty’s getting a lot of exercise in this series.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Simpsons are not on until Sunday

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i support this line of consciousness

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who does Dusty think he is? Bruce Bochy? All these double switches.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Dusty and Bochy actually strike me as pretty similar managers...

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres

by GiantPain on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy handles pitchers waaaaaaaaaaaay better

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy handles pitchers his staff waaaaaaaaaaaay better

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I benched Pablo today, so he’s supposed to hit well.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

If you benched him

what’s he doing out on the field….

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres

by GiantPain on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for the Colossus of Rhodes to get touched a little.

by out machine on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Who knew Arthur Rhodes was gonna beast it up this year?

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god I love that caption so much

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY DID SANCHEZ SWING—HE COULDA GOT A WALK

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL USC
Official Sanctions Released: The NCAA has released the report and with it the official sanctions, and they are as follows:

30 (Thirty) scholarships lost over three years

Total scholarships limited to 75 over that same three year period

Two year bowl ban

Vacated wins beginning December of 2004 (including BCS National Championship victory)

Four years of probation

USC must disassociate itself from Reggie Bush, OJ Mayo and Rodney Gilloury.

Running backs coach Todd McNair (see below) shall not engage in any recruiting activities for one year

One year show-cause order for Todd McNair

Vacation of several years of women’s tennis wins


Report Findings: a few highlights from the 67-page report are as follows:

From December of 2004 through March of 2009, USC exhibited a lack of institutional control

USC “failed to heed clear warning signs” and had “relatively little effective monitoring”

Reggie Bush and O.J. Mayo will have all stats wiped clean from games in which they were ineligible (which includes all of Bush’s Heisman Trophy run).

USC running backs coach Todd McNair tried to deceive and mislead the NCAA regarding his knowledge of the Bush scandal

The size of the USC compliance staff was too small relative to the size of the institution

Reggie Bush’ extra benefits included a vehicle, rent free home for parents, airline tickets, hotel room, cash, a limo, furniture, and appliances.

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2010/6/10/1511343/open-thread-the-coi-report-on-usc

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

whichever manager makes the most double-switches wins?

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

toothpick’d

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arm banded

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mistah Eff!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ewwwww get that fucking crap off my computer. Talk about the worst piece of bullshit scripted curriculum ever devised.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it seems. I just did a GIS for “mister f.”

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

merope was touched by Mr. Eff

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inappropriate catching

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was “required” to teach that garbage for like 5 years. I shoved it in a closet and “lost it.”
Little kids make some really weird mental associations so you have to be careful how you present information to them. So combining a unit on space aliens WITH a unit on people with physical handicaps wasn’t really the smartest way to do things….

Teaching children about snow, in Sacramento, in August was a hoot too.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol – the handicapped are aliens! It all make sense now!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol the aliens are snow flakes in august in sac

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had a friend in Texas who had to do the snow thing too. The kids just didn’t get it. I remember her telling me that the kids thought snow covered landscapes were actually mountains covered with mashed potatoes.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

My brother called it ‘soapy sand’ when we were little.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

if only. i’d spend all day on those luscious mounds mashed motatoes

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

luscious…
mounds…

/ wonders off the meditation chamber.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wondering seems like an inappropriate activity for a meditation chamber. You’re supposed to clear your mind.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

mind = seminiferous tubules

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

buttnoid?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

some tings are just wonder-i-ous!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAGE

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know what that is.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem jinxing Rhodes with the heavy praise.

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy reverses said jinx with his stupid over-managing.

by out machine on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 Panda AB w/o the GDP, so far

Can he keep dodging the bullet?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Arthur made Panda look atrocious two nights ago. Let’s see if Pablo can redeem himself.

by KCE on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

oh what the fucking shit fuck

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

um

wat

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FML

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Yakety Sax

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Baserunning

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Double plays in many ways.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that sucked.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

A squeeze? REALLY!!!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OVERMANAGING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The smallest ball.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whos got the smallest Ball off them alll?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh ooh I know!

John Kruk!

(Lance Armstrong?)

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/takes his ball and leaves

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheryl Crow needed more than one, apparently

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, jp

Not the time or the place

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Facepalm IRL

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GAINTS!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn. Stupid.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Ew.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is great

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres

by GiantPain on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you for the subject line

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i realize this is apt, however, go fuck yerself beck

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am actually laughing. But thanks for the subject line.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how he's seemingly unable to wink.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife is physically unable to wink… it’s really odd.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/you wife = it

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That really didn't bear repeating

Even as an example of stupidity.

"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe

by EliminateMe on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISWYDT.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay.

Stupid, reactive managing makes bad situations worse.

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Who says Zorak is gone and forgotten?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blame Bochy for a lot of things

Not for Panda missing signs.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres

by GiantPain on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Mystifying.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Squeeze with Pablo at the plate….lol

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

ogg.

That whole inning was managing to avoid a double play.

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

^^ this ^^

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the perfect surprise play.

Even Pablo didn’t see it coming.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo: “That couldn’t be a squeeze sign, right? Even Bochy is not that stupid. I am swinging away”

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is kind of funny considering all those times Pablo has called his own bunts.

Pablo: What? There’s no bunt sign? There has to be a bunt here. I mean… that’s what we do, right? I must have missed the sign. I have to bunt. I have to bunt or he’ll meet with me about missing signs. Oh God.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does not give away out fast enough to suit HIEAD. So he is just helping the kid out.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate this game so much...

Only the Giants could waste this many runs

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I KNEW you could account for 2 outs

if you really put your mind to it, Pablo! Good Job!

by vhants on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey at least they got 1 across that inning which is better than what has been happening

by nofreetime on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

No GIDP.

That’s so not Hank Aaron.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That's KINDA like a double play, right?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

I want another Arthur Rhodes blowup, like the one I saw personally.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

omg

16 pitches, 5 ER. That’s insane.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

God this team sucks

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

The squeeze caught everybody by surprise

even Pablo.

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Eating lunch and listening to hte game in our break room with a guy wearing a Dodger hat

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Shes got a spork to ride
And she don’t care.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Merely, three . . . . . , more . . . i n n i n g s

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL strike zone

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, did he take Molina out?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

double switch!
no one is immune

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a fucking joke

Molina out and Posey still at first. God this team is retarded.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol u mad

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEWSFLASH

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla

23 batters faced this season, 13 strikeouts.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

make that

24 and 14

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla is ridiculous

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

YES CREEPY MR. REDLEGS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

that made my day

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has Doumit eyes.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, wait. That’s just Mr. Red.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop looking into my soul!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stand corrected.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

MR Met has night job!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

loser

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does. He has Doumit eyes.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makin em look foolish.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Filthy

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like he’s going to tie a lady to some train tracks any second now.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

“And the he grabbed her! (And thennn) He tied her up! (And thennn) He threw her on the RAAAAILroad tracks! (And then? And then?)

AH AH

And then alooooong came Jones…"

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charlie Jones…

"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe

by EliminateMe on Jun 10, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man I like Casilla

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

VIVA CASILLA!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Santiago Castilla.

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

seizing defeat from the jaws of victory yet again bork

by hurricane_Season on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re losing by -2, you see.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

Who’s adopted this guy? I want him.

by GrooveGiant on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

123

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

what are the number of pitches in typical Giants P.A.?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

When this game ends I’m starting season two of BSG. I bet Adama dies. I mean, he wouldn’t be on the covers for seasons 2.5, 3, .3.5, 4 and so on if he didn’t die in the first episode of season two.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

Is ghost Adama

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or

Adama’s twin from Texas

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

I wish I was you. You’re in for a great time – best show ever.

by GrooveGiant on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Season 1 was a solid 9 out of 10. That might be a little generous because there were some lackluster eps. But man, when it was good it was really damn good.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It only gets better, honestly.

Sooo much good stuff ahead of you. Holler at me when you get to the end of Season 2.

by GrooveGiant on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fo sho.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take my advice

Stop before you watch the final episode and pretend the series was abruptly cancelled.

"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe

by EliminateMe on Jun 10, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

So, I was at work this morning

Can someone please tell me what the hell has bene going on?

Is you can, do it in haiku

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Wellemeyer leaves
Bautista pitches like crap
Giants somehow lead

by Natto on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bases . . .

. . . have been occupied by Giants and have been left occupied at the ends of innings . . .

. . . the passive voice is to be avoided.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Home runs. Double plays.
Too many men left on base.
Bochy overthinks.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck - is that a lady redlegs?

Uber-creepy.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

In between innings

I am editing a 19,000 line spreadsheet. This fucking day is boring

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll do 15,000 lines for you, Lars

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoah

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Send me a few pages. I’ll help.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's my afternoon

But I only have to edit 1000 or so lines

Luckily I don’t have to be in an office for this.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spellcheck and put it in the finished bin.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Spellchecking numbers

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Numchuck it!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes it even easier for you, then.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

my spreadsheet is 109,000 lines

by HoosierGiant on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bobbleheads are cool!

Go get one!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WTP!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

dusty saying “I can’t use this guy all the time”

Yeah, I guess that’s only young guys who get that treatment.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Why'd Wellemeyer come out after 2 innings?

Did Bochy want to win?

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

injury

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer was good today

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lotsa respectable people been hit by a train

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ed Delahanty.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like everyone I kidnap in red dead redemption.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not stop and think about it for a little while. Why would a pitcher come out after two innings when he was pitching well? Hmmm.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT THEY HAVE 4 RUNZ OBV HE SUCKED

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double switch?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

A pulled groin pull . . .

. . . as Curt Gowdy used to say.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, just came home from biking this morning and glanced at the boxscore. I figured.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apotheosis! DUUUHHHH

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snarky answer is snarky

Personally, I was figuring there was an injury, but was curious what happened

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jun 10, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, it was asked approximately 30 times today.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And most of the time, all they had to do to find the answer was scroll up a line.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dead.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tragic jello accident.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tragic, but delicious.

When I was younger I wanted to fill a pool full of Jell-O and swim in it. I realize now that is a good way to die.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all have to die somehow, why not pick a good way?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 10, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe Monty Python explored this theory in a crappy movie they made.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walt Disney did, too.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I was expecting somebody to yell at me for calling Meaning of Life crappy.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i assumed you were being sarcastic

i guess you just have no sense of humor.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh… it’s a collection of a few great skits, a few okay skits, a bunch of bad skits, and one fucking terrible skit.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe we’ve had this conversation before, too.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we did, I wasn't there.

But ok.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me and delorean….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is the terrible one?

"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe

by EliminateMe on Jun 10, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it is.

A few hilarious songs, but an otherwise bad movie.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every Sperm is scared!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which I don’t get. Sperm have like a 72 hour lifespan… or something like that. So you’re wasting millions of sperm every day just by leaving them inside your testicles. You might as well get them out of there as often as you can, as long as they’re all going to just die inside of you anyway.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And this is not a comment on the song. The song is pretty great.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

he said "scared"

not sacred

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

he got the pun I was running.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You expect logic in religion?
Not even I am that determained to pain.
/ tips cap.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, it’s up to God what happens to them. Unless you use contraception and directly thwart the will of God.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They DIE inside of your testicles!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

New sig?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It oddly seesm to fit Giants runs as well…

hmmm….

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball: They DIE in Your Testicles!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball: They DIE GIDP in Your Testicles!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball: They Shoot Through Your Head

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are they scared of?

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all knew that you just wanted attention.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff was up to .397/.500 before that last AB

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he hit it pretty well too.

I am pleasantly shocked by him this year

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

huff merely aimed wrong. aim better HRuff

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Arthur Rhodes is on my short list of “Baseball Players Who I Would Not Fuck With”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

The Boy Who Feared Arthur Rhodes.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell that to Omar Vizquel.

Anyone want to tell Karli the story?

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty funny. As much as I loved Omar, he could be kind of a shit disturber

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was great to watch

because Rhodes couldn’t do a thing about it. Cleveland vs. Seattle about ten years ago. Someone else could look it up. I’m busy deciding whether to go to graduation or not.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheatin' the Games!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I really want them to score a run off Rhodes

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Posey

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL POSEY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Buster,

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

where art thou HRs?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great, now Buster’s sunk below .450. What good is he?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I forgot Downs was still in the majors.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

You thought he'd been sent...

/pinkie to mouth

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Downs sighting!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Who?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey obviously did that to lull opponents into a false sense of security.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hey, Matt Downs. I forgot he was here.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t even know he was.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally did too

I'll punch Greg Evigan in the beard if I ever see him!

by NuschlerFace on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Buster.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

What's the league average K%?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Get a good look at Matt Downs before he fades into obscurity forever

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

incredible

Juan uribe is nearing his career high in walks and we’re not even halfway through june, YAY!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He wiol be intresting in the next 2 months. If the Giants become real threats in the Race he will have to doing well. If the team falls like 8+ games and as 3 teams in front in the divsion he would be one of the few pieces another team migth be willing to rent for a post season push.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LET’S GO MOTA

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey on pace to K ~ 50 times over a full season

I’ll take that

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

oops

same year he had mor HRs than singles?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait...

my oops was for my reply fail below, not to say you made a stat error. didn’t he also have a year where he hit more HRs than singles?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

DiMaggio . . .

had 361 HRs and 369 SO’s . . . . for his career.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

DiMaggio

does good Bender

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

who?

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, not enough HRs then?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow dusty

Using Rhodes 3 days in a row.. I guess a “long term outlook” does not exist when using a injured reliever.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

well he’s like 45 isn’t he

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello, MOTA

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not quite a believer in Mota yet, but giving up only one walk so far is nice.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

giving up a single?

not so nice

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is the jinxiest jinx that ever jinxed

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

jinkies scooby!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatever his faults

dude throws hard strikes

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres

by GiantPain on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

banned.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

to much plate =/

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Or not to much plate?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is the question.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

mlbtr sez

cards signed suppan

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres

by GiantPain on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

they did

woot, this means the Giants can’t

by morineko on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense. He’ll go 10-3 with a 3.91 ERA rest of the year.

by Evan on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defensive switches are dumb.

by Evan on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I know, right!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sucks to be proven right so quickly. We gave up the runs anyway, one of our best hitters is gone, and we’re down one bench player.

by Evan on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe I will.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m doing it!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s got one of them blueberries or something.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

iPood

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww, yeaaaah.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just don’t do it in the bed, Giants already have that angle covered.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knee jerk optimism . . .

. . . will not be tolerated.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking Torres. stop doing that.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

o noes

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Gah.

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was out of character for Torres there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

hmmmm?

what are you saying..? What I saw was the man broke to the ball, ran faster than any other player we have, and couldn’t get to it. You would rather have Pat Burrell take two steps and wave at it from 25 feet away?

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just saying that I expect Torres to catch everything out there

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did the exact same thing yesterday

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

oh great.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

BEST ATHLETE ON THE TEAM

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah with a 25 foot net he would have

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

No way they get out of this

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

say it aint so!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

They figured the game wasn’t long enough already.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the game that never ends… it just goes on and on my friends… the Giants started playing it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue playing it forever just because…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

they get out of this

just not the way you would like

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn you lars and the real girl!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dusty will call a squeeze here

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

he's our best weapon at this point

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy better not be thinking of using Wilson for a six-out save.

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Bet he is!

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

keithlaw
  
I’ll be on KNBR in San Francisco in about 15 minutes at 1 pm PDT, talking mostly MLB draft. #fb

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres

by GiantPain on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure you will, KLaw.

Sure you will.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DAMON BRUCE

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

o/u on AAA jokes

6.5

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmmm...

Under. He only has 15 minutes.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy named to Charlie Manuel’s All-Star coaching staff

by mlb22 on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

in charge of failed squeeze plays.

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jason Heyward left off AS team, lack of experience cited

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Just calling it he sees it"

LOL except mike leake and every other reds pitcher got crazy corners.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

gameday agrees with ump on all these pitches

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday’s just this dude, you know?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

COMPUTERS DON’T HAVE A GENDER EXCEPT FOR XANTHAN

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

why are players I never heard of causing epic torture for us? chris hesley seriously?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Laynce Nix was a great Texas Ranger because he had the accent built into his name. Anywhere else his name is ridiculous.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this umpire!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop pitching out there you aren’t getting the call.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

And you guys thought this game would be a laugher.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm laughing

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FML.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Mota

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck the Reds

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

credit to Phillips

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Agh FUCK

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL THIS GAME

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

OY

I’m gonna go eat lunch.

by itlynstalyn on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish I was

Sadly I’ll sit and watch thinking we’re actually going to win like the gullible person that I am.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll be here when you return.

try the tortolinni . . . tell them Joey Votto sent you.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torture

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst game of the season

Fuck you Bautista
Fuck you ump
Fuck you Mota

by giants92388 on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The competition is severe.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I’m going back to work.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

damnit, wellemeyer hammy!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

hammy is back. others beware!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota has allowed a single, double and triple. One away from the cycle!

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This looks familar...

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Hehe

Beaker.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a tweaker.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha Beaker

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota, going for the cycle!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

menstrual?

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

life?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

uni?

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 10, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for a Jamba run.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure is nice having the score officiated like this is the NBA finals and the lakers are down.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing wrong with those calls

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres

by GiantPain on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

give credit to Phillips; I think you would be amazed if you ever had the opportunity to stand in against a 96 mph fastball and an 86 mph slider. You literally would not even believe a human could hit them.

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always blame Grant

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always watching....always

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ballgame

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Game. Fuck.

The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.

by Gabafnerhagen on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Game.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Mota

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

I guess I’ll go do something else.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

/facepalm

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

damnit, mota longlegs

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

MLOLTA

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

i’ve seen good insertions of LOL. that was not one of them.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF MOTA

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF does he have to do to get taken out?

Give up a cycle? Fuck you Bochy. Back to back single and double, and he leaves him in….sick.

by Gregjitsu on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Just cough it up like your names danny bautista.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm so tempted to pull a Larry Krueger

Gascan relievers who can’t field
looks at Bautista and Mota

by giants92388 on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Gold glove!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, back to work.

by GrooveGiant on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m heading to work. Bye everyone

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

That's not a bad idea

Have Go Team or whatever in front, with seemingly random letters on your backs, then when things turn bad turn around.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

manny’s walkoff was painful…..

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t a walk off but then again, it basicially was with broxton facing our 7890.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Phillies game at home where wilson gave timmy the middle finger and velez made us all want to kill ourselfs.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nuh-uh. There’s been worse.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez’s one hitter against the padres

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m going to pretend I have work to go do.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Fight Piazza!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU NATTO

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

No counselling possible for such events . . .

 . . . the baby has no choice but to embrace irrational optimism.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

But I don't understand

We won four innings to their two?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you think the other Reds players make fun of Rolen for having Coldplay as his walkup music?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

it's just you

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy's head is going to explode

/United Nations sanctions

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell is going on?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

a Mad bum moment for Mota

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This is one of the most f’ing annoying games i can recall.

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Now annoying…. THAT I can buy.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Not spectacularly terrible – but just get under your skin annoying.

Long innings by bad pitchers who slow things down and are still bad (bautista).

Bad breaks from mota.

Just annoying as all hell.

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is he arguing about?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Why IN THE FUCK is Mota still pitching?

by Into the Void on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

He's better than what's left.

Aside from Wilson.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now pitching for the Giants: Travis Ishikawa!

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda can pitch…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 10, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

from either side

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

who is due up in the 9th?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

rowand-whiteside-torres

thanks kuip

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing can stop us now!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

unstoppable!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Votto

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL VOTTO

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Karma Votto

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

way to steal defeat-

oh wait

nope

way to steal defeat from the jaws of victory bork!

by hurricane_Season on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL votto.. or something.

giants. need some more offense..

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL VOTTO

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Votto.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Votto must have thought there were two outs, I guess.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Cincinnati fans fooled Votto

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants have become largely predictable. Once the 4-0 lead was blown, most people assumed the game would turn out this way.

by Every6thDay on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I assumed it would turn out this way when Wellemeyer was announced as the starting pitcher.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeh! the good kind!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Votto must have been following the signs of the Giants’ third base coach there.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Wellemeyer

Would have done better than the pen. The whole at bat I was begging Wellemeyer to take the strikeout to avoid the DP. Not only did he GIDP, he injures himself. Bad mojo in this game.

by out machine on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

More evidence that bochy is a fucking idiot

He should have told him to go up there and look at strike 3 and trot back to the dug out, instead bochy is a fucking idiot and thinks DP’s don’t exist.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah we need a mojo filter

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 10, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at it this way...

We didn’t have to see Votto & Bruce homers hit off Welly!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why

does this have to happen when I have tomorow off.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

never fear, Rowand will stay hot

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I question your use of the word “stay” in that sentence.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 10, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Hot” ? I do not think that means what you think it does.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Christ

We’ve had 22 base runners?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

-Christ

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this team wants to contend

The bullpen needs to get its shit together.

by out machine on Jun 10, 2010 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This

It’s definitely a trick-or-treat experience.

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

God this game fucking sucked...

It’s about to ruin my entire day. Hopefully the Lakers lose to make up for this one.

by giants92388 on Jun 10, 2010 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

this

with bynum and kobe both tearing their knee’s so I never have to see them again. Add in lamar odom getting killed by a stampede, and I’ll be cool.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oy gevalt.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

insert geology term here

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

insert “insert” joke here

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i fail to see how that relates to geology.

see: dykes, cleavage, cummingtonite, intrusion, etc.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit. I didn’t even have time to post a disparaging comment about Rowand.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He is a disparaging comment.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for the Big Guns

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

This seems like a good place for Ishi to PH.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

btw, fuck you, Latos and the Padres

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jun 10, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Good call.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 10, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a great fight they are putting on

by chakdephatte on Jun 10, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Right

well fought, boys.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i fail to see the humor

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I has a sad

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jun 10, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Cordero has been crap this year

And he will still close this out.

FUCK!
Fuckety fuck shit Bochy bullpen asshattery.

by Gregjitsu on Jun 10, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the suck

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 10, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Our best hitter!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

F!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jun 10, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, BSG should cheer me up. I’ll keep you posted.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve never seen it. I’m starting season two.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

spoilers!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, cheer you up, probably not. But it’ll definitely be super kickass.

by GrooveGiant on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

the fuckin' fratellis

by ZenPop on Jun 10, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last out summed up the game pretty well there.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Facepalm


"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 10, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 10, 2010 1:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Lots of missed opportunities for runs in this game came back to bite the Giants in the ass like it always does.

by nofreetime on Jun 10, 2010 1:05 PM PDT reply actions  

CHRIST, TORRES

He threw you the same goddamned straight fastball in the same damned location 5 times and you couldn’t do more than THAT??

That must be one hell of a straight fastball.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

What a horrible loss.

Bautista and Mota were left in for such a long time.

Didn’t someone recently post that Bochy manages the pen well? Because somewhere in the Mota blowup before we gave up a lead would have been a great chance for a Bwil 2inning save. Or Affeldt. God this was frustrating.

by Gregjitsu on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Here's the main thing:

If Affeldt is not ready to pitch, WHY ISN’T HE ON THE DL?

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on Jun 10, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. Never mind.

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on Jun 10, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the thing.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying The thing is, it couldn’t happen?

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on Jun 10, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to be saying that. I was saying that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could have not been saying but just saying.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on Jun 10, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were focused.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am bitterly reminiscing about that squeeze play…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Clearly sandoval isn't capable of hitting a sac fly

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless Wellemeyer is permenantly hurt we need a better long reliever

by HoosierGiant on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

unless Wellemeyer is permenantly hurt we need a better long reliever

by Natto on Jun 10, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

their just faking the injury to bring someone up sooner. he’ll heal, right into the bullpen

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

He pitched two scoreless innings and then Bochy gave him the “fake an injury” sign?

"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe

by EliminateMe on Jun 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer SHOULD be the long reliever if he isn’t hurt.

by Into the Void on Jun 10, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

either that or they DO need some sort of home-road platoon, where he would be long relief on the road.

by morineko on Jun 10, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, I'm glad that GiDP is not a problem

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

You really are a thick-headed piece of work, aren’t you?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, gee, did I touch a sore spot?

/chuckles

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 10, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks bork

You fucking idiot, when will you grow a fucking brain and manage? HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU TO TELL YOUR PITCHER TO SWING? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST EVEN KEN MACHA UNDERSTANDS THAT, GROW A FUCKING BRAIN!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Macha does?

Dave Bush had an RBI today on a hit…

by morineko on Jun 10, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

goddamnit

that was one of the fucking worst games of the season.

by natey-nate on Jun 10, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Excellent.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 10, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Arthur Rhodes has a 0.33 ERA.

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on Jun 10, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

SWING AWAY WELLY DONT TAKE THE WALK WE NEED RUNS!

YOU’RE SO FUCKING STUPID GO BACK TO SAN DIEGO AND CLEAN BENCHES MORON

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Letting Wellemeyer swing was hardly the crucial decision in the ballgame. Thanks for the subject line though.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but it started the borkeratic chain of events.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

can i just say

you’re single-handedly making me hate the bork nickname?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a borkological genius!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullpen meltdowns hurt the most unfortunately :(

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you mean unborkunately.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s bork-tastic

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 10, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dances with wellemeyers

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was the Matrix, he’s be Borkeus.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he were a president, he’d be Borkraham Lincoln.

by Every6thDay on Jun 10, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully this pad kee mao can help me forget this game.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 10, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

way to close your tag, buttmunch

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 10, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bleah.

Mota hasn’t had a bad outing since the second NY game. Overdue.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 10, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Then again, May 20 in AZ was less than ideal

but his 2 runners didn’t score

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 10, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lovely, this massacre occurs and I have to go to 2 different graduations tommorow and miss timmy.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man, a preview for SeaQuest DVDs. I think I watched one episode of that show.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I loved that show when I was a kid but don’t remember a single thing about it other than a talking dolphin.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s some kid who looks suspiciously like Wil Wheaton.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP Jonathan Brandis

Also starred in Neverending Story. Know Your 80’s Child Stars

by Every6thDay on Jun 10, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, seriously? :(

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. :(

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Brandis

I had no idea. This is so sad.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jun 10, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

man

If I were a parent, there is no way in hell I let my kid become a child performer.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 10, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, in other things I wouldn't let my hypothetical teenager do news

Abby Sunderland Feared Lost at Sea

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 10, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

been there posted that

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 10, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry I don't read every thing you type

BTW, this is sarcasm

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 10, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

who would have thought Wellemeyer getting hurt and turning to the bullpen would do us in?

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 10, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

eh

I cetrainly don’t think our bullpen is capable of seven innings of relief right now.

by Into the Void on Jun 10, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think its even capable of 3.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda of a weird game

Bautista and Mota are what killed them. Take away them and we win 6-0!

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on Jun 10, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If a certain pitcher doesn’t swing a bat we’re looking at a smooth cruise to a 7-4 win.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, midday ice cream. Summer vacation is awesome, you guys.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

bastard

get into an office right now and complete tedious spreadsheets like the rest of us.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 10, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Die painfully.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 10, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Possibly from a heart attack from eating ice cream at 1:20 p.m.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HOPE YOU GET BRAIN FREEZE!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way. I’m eating this slowly to savor it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hires a wizard in Connecticut to inflict brain freeze on Howie.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that wizard

was in boston. paid by Dodger owners. alot of money.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo has an out!

“How did Manny hit that ball out?”
“A wizard did it!”

by Every6thDay on Jun 10, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geography fail. Also, McCourt fail.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, no...

the McCourt’s actually paid a dipshit to send positive enerygy, thoughts, whatever to help the dodgers win. he lives in boston. they paid him 6 figures.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and doing that was a huge and idiotic failure.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

no doubt there...

article

however, just be sure to call out the correct fail next time.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have me confused…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

o i c. i re-read your comment in another way. as you could have been "fail"ing the McCourts for their poor choice in geography and the fact they made a dumb choice. if so, then i apologize since it was not directed at me.

/my failure in reading humor.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Odds Grant’s boss posts the Postgame Thread?

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on Jun 10, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that game sucked

but the penalties against USC brighten my day somewhat.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Being down to 6 more days of work brightens mine.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jun 10, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

am in this line

except I would have put them in a dirigible etc etc

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 10, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

rigid airship

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jun 10, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Miller said something truly evil in the postgame highlights.

“The Giants were six outs away from winning this series.”

HATRED

The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.

by Gabafnerhagen on Jun 10, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Wellemeyer Road Starts = LOSS

Accept it!!!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 10, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Was thinking the same thing:

Kruk: “This is Coors Field, and it feels the same way.”

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on Jun 10, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Carlos lee tortured rockies fans last night, I took much pleasure in watching.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fleet isn’t there!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk going off on Bautista for not being ready to go in the 3rd.

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on Jun 10, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like something Kruk would do.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absurdly OT and really long, but worth a look.

So I was perusing Yahoo.news and the comments therein when I came across this gem. It addresses the BP oil spill, among other things. Definitely worth a read.

Before we get started here, know that British Intel’s US sedition project would have gone unchecked had there never been an internet, which is why Obama and his modern liberal cronies have directed rider legislation at increasing FCC regulation of the airwaves.

In the meanwhile, Deepwater Horizon is a British Intel sabotage project directed at collapsing domestic and economic infrastructures and extermination of US citizens. Get it straight, because as soon as BP’s burn off is going to take out yet another ecology throughout the Midwest.

Pay attention, folks. PNAC and Neocon are a user friendly labels adopted by US politicians follow British Intel’s incursion into US politics through modern liberalism, what actual sedition model involves Fabian Socialism, Keynesian Economics and propaganda involving deadly CoveOps sabotage both domestic and abroad.

In foreign governments, Intel penetrates local militia escalating competition to civil war. Once fighting breaks out, the PNAC throws NATO support in favor of rulers who are willing to but into a PNAC charter. Collapse of domestic and economic infrastructures are inevitable after which JIMA reconstruction loans issue with terms for forfeiture of mineral and petroleum rights in perpetuity, which means that countries temporary wealth transitions leadership and it’s people to a PNAC charter government.

One of the first US assassinations carried out by Intel was JFK. Some people believe this was because he opposed a federal reserve monetary system. This may be partly true, this pays huge amounts of interest money obtained from the public to banks. It’s an immense fraud scheme, but it’s not the entire picture.

Intel’s modern liberalism attacks the status quo forcing the mainstream back and propaganda backed radicalism, militancy and special interests the forefront of political concern thus attempting to collapse domestic infrastructure. Besides RFK, other prominent identity building leaders that represented a threat to or opposed the modern liberal movement have been assassinated as well. For example, Robert Kennedy, Marilyn Monroe, Dr. Martin Luther King, Malcom X, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix were killed because of their influence over huge audiences and unwillingness to cooperate with the modern liberal movement. More recently Ali Bhutto, Aldo Moro, Admiral Borda, William Colby, and Sonny Bono were killed for the same reason.

Intel is getting bolder as Americans have become increasingly indoctrinated in the engineering of consent propaganda promoted by US corporations. these buggers are literally killing tens of thousands of Americans with little or no effort to send them packing. Some examples of Intel extermination events upon tens of thousands of US citizens are: 1) the use of pharmaceuticals on unsuspecting infant populations (ethyl mercury), 2) direct destruction of property and lives (9/11), and 3) allowing massive destruction of the ecology (Deepwater Horizon) which will induce slow collapse of economic infrastructure and US starvation.

The US is currently under siege from British Intel, and most modern liberal democrats support this sedition movement. Intel’s mission is to completely circumvent the Bill of Rights through special interests and rider legislation, radicalism, militancy, thus collapsing domestic and economic infrastructures.

Bilderberg has been billed as the brains behind the modern liberal movement, but this is not correct. Bilderberg funds the sedition activities of British Intel and is invested with the Fed. Working in the interest of Intel’s US sedition project, the Fed is attempting to tank US economic infrastructure through deficit spending, maintaining a currency backed by debt, and conversion of US free market economics to the notoriously flawed EU Cap-and-Trade mixed market system. Health care and climate reform were loaded with rider legislation designed force Cap-and-Trade on US economics.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 10, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, so?

He left out so much. Nothing about the Rothschild’s. Nothing about the Tri-lateral commission. Nothing about the Mets winning Jerry Koosman through a coin flip.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jun 10, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Illuminati blew up the oil rig!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, for sure something fishy’s going on.
(Get it. Fishy? heh heh heh)

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jun 10, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wayne Rooney scores on Saturday—→Unemployment rate climbs to 40%

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on Jun 10, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO YOU SEE?!

DO YOU SEE?!!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 10, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously? They’ve decided this? If my son in law’s unemployed, they’re moving back in with us!?!?!?!?

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by Giantsfan4life on Jun 10, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The British killed Janis Joplin! And Hendrix! Good lord, are you people blind?!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 10, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

also,

Morrison

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jun 10, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim Croce . . . Karen Carpenter . . .

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by Giantsfan4life on Jun 10, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Paul! Don't forget Paul!

Listen carefully! He doesn’t say ’I’m very poor!’ He says ‘I buried Paul!’ Right there on the record!

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by Giantsfan4life on Jun 10, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

strange, he didn’t blame Wellemeyer….

by morineko on Jun 10, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was terrible.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even when Denny's effective, the Giants tend to lose

I think he was disoriented by being inserted into a situation where he might have got a win

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7338

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 10, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you not throw 85 mph fastballs right down the plate to the pitcher?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair, Leake is hitting like .450 this year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 10, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that, but I’d rather let the BABIP masters beat us down than the LOL WALK WALK WALK WALK from the gas can crew.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean's annoyed, too:
@SavvySabes Bullpens are always a work in progress, but Denny Bautista looked like Denny Crane. BS #SFGiants

by Every6thDay on Jun 10, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

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