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Can someone please post the HAHA OH WOW image?
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres
I like my way better!
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres
Much love for the McImage gallery, but it can be pretty hard to navigate
Doesn’t seem like the images are searchable, as best I can tell
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres
AGRESSIVE!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions
goin way back for rally images....
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
Nazi medicine.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
You can do better than that, gays.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
I loved this part in the show
I literally watched this for 10 minutes straight on youtube
by giants92388 on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
The subtitles make no sense to me
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox1euwLB_rY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Are there Giants Runs in this Thread?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Hey how did he get on first w/o a GiDP?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
HBP
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
Did we cross into some alternate universe while I was getting lunch?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD THIS GAME IS SO VERY VERY LONG AND ENDLESS
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Swing away Whitey
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
His real name is Boch
Adopted father of Brian Bocock, Brad Boyer, Sharlon Schoop, Shane Jordan and Jeremiah Luster,Trey Webb and David Quinowski.
"GM Jack Zduriencik is one of the sharper tools in the shed. Elsewhere in that shed, Brian Sabean continues to pound screws into bricks with a garden rake."
Yes
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Cracker
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Honky.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Peckerwood
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Delicious.
I never understood that as a slur. Who doesn’t like crackers? There must be something meaner to call white people.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s not bad.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Weird choice of words there….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Paper?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad dancers?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy linked to Whitey!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Janish throws out Molina by 20 feet on that ball
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions
…or army crawls to the bag to tag him out.
by paboperfecto on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
WHITESIDE
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions
Yay, more runners to strand!
Consistency is a sign of suckcess.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Ground Attack
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
that bunt actually makes sense.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
Bochy sense
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
ehh, i like it.
trade 1 out for 2×90feet/2 runners ISP with Sanchez and Pablo coming up.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
DELOREAN WUZ RITE
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
But that one out you traded was our hottest (best?) hitter and one who is unlikely to hit into a DP. I’m not a fan.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t call him our best hitter.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I certainly would.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres
I DIDN'T
Parentheses allow me to say whatever I want without having to take responsibility for it.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I was answering your question.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, misinterpretation on my part
I wasn’t yelling at you in a serious way though
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
NP
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I am in this line. I am not fond of it but it does have a coherent logic behind it.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
FREE OUTS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT reply actions
MISTA EFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions
MOLE!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Simpsons are not on until Sunday
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Who does Dusty think he is? Bruce Bochy? All these double switches.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Dusty and Bochy actually strike me as pretty similar managers...
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres
If you benched him
what’s he doing out on the field….
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres
Oh my god I love that caption so much
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
OT: This report on U$C is crazy.
http://ncaa.pr-optout.com/ViewAttachment.aspx?EID=IHepzZCQPdH1AR50%2boeR8d6e%2fhIfTVcpMlzU0JhqOeU%3d
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL USC
Official Sanctions Released: The NCAA has released the report and with it the official sanctions, and they are as follows:
30 (Thirty) scholarships lost over three years
Total scholarships limited to 75 over that same three year period
Two year bowl ban
Vacated wins beginning December of 2004 (including BCS National Championship victory)
Four years of probation
USC must disassociate itself from Reggie Bush, OJ Mayo and Rodney Gilloury.
Running backs coach Todd McNair (see below) shall not engage in any recruiting activities for one year
One year show-cause order for Todd McNair
Vacation of several years of women’s tennis wins
Report Findings: a few highlights from the 67-page report are as follows:
From December of 2004 through March of 2009, USC exhibited a lack of institutional control
USC “failed to heed clear warning signs” and had “relatively little effective monitoring”
Reggie Bush and O.J. Mayo will have all stats wiped clean from games in which they were ineligible (which includes all of Bush’s Heisman Trophy run).
USC running backs coach Todd McNair tried to deceive and mislead the NCAA regarding his knowledge of the Bush scandal
The size of the USC compliance staff was too small relative to the size of the institution
Reggie Bush’ extra benefits included a vehicle, rent free home for parents, airline tickets, hotel room, cash, a limo, furniture, and appliances.
http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2010/6/10/1511343/open-thread-the-coi-report-on-usc
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Oh man, the Bruin Schadenfreude I feel is so sweet
The tears of Tommy Trojan replenish my life force
by Viva Jon Miller on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
toothpick’d
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Arm banded
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Mistah Eff!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT reply actions
Ewwwww get that fucking crap off my computer. Talk about the worst piece of bullshit scripted curriculum ever devised.
So it seems. I just did a GIS for “mister f.”
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Inappropriate catching
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I was “required” to teach that garbage for like 5 years. I shoved it in a closet and “lost it.”
Little kids make some really weird mental associations so you have to be careful how you present information to them. So combining a unit on space aliens WITH a unit on people with physical handicaps wasn’t really the smartest way to do things….
Teaching children about snow, in Sacramento, in August was a hoot too.
Lol – the handicapped are aliens! It all make sense now!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Had a friend in Texas who had to do the snow thing too. The kids just didn’t get it. I remember her telling me that the kids thought snow covered landscapes were actually mountains covered with mashed potatoes.
My brother called it ‘soapy sand’ when we were little.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
luscious…
mounds…
/ wonders off the meditation chamber.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Wondering seems like an inappropriate activity for a meditation chamber. You’re supposed to clear your mind.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
some tings are just wonder-i-ous!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
RAGE
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
lol
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t even know what that is.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy reverses said jinx with his stupid over-managing.
by out machine on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
3 Panda AB w/o the GDP, so far
Can he keep dodging the bullet?
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Yakety Sax
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions
LOL OVERMANAGING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The smallest ball.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Whos got the smallest Ball off them alll?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooh ooh I know!
John Kruk!
(Lance Armstrong?)
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
LMAO!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Cheryl Crow needed more than one, apparently
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed, jp
Not the time or the place
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Facepalm IRL
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GAINTS!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions
Ew.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
This is great
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres
thank you for the subject line
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I am actually laughing. But thanks for the subject line.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how he's seemingly unable to wink.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
My wife is physically unable to wink… it’s really odd.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
omg
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That really didn't bear repeating
Even as an example of stupidity.
"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe
by EliminateMe on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
ISWYDT.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Who says Zorak is gone and forgotten?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
haha
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Blame Bochy for a lot of things
Not for Panda missing signs.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres
Mystifying.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS
Squeeze with Pablo at the plate….lol
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions
^^ this ^^
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
It was the perfect surprise play.
Even Pablo didn’t see it coming.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo: “That couldn’t be a squeeze sign, right? Even Bochy is not that stupid. I am swinging away”
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is kind of funny considering all those times Pablo has called his own bunts.
Pablo: What? There’s no bunt sign? There has to be a bunt here. I mean… that’s what we do, right? I must have missed the sign. I have to bunt. I have to bunt or he’ll meet with me about missing signs. Oh God.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He does not give away out fast enough to suit HIEAD. So he is just helping the kid out.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That's KINDA like a double play, right?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit
I want another Arthur Rhodes blowup, like the one I saw personally.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions
omg
16 pitches, 5 ER. That’s insane.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
God this team sucks
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
The squeeze caught everybody by surprise
even Pablo.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Eating lunch and listening to hte game in our break room with a guy wearing a Dodger hat
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions
Shes got a spork to ride
And she don’t care.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Merely, three . . . . . , more . . . i n n i n g s
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
It helps if you tell your hitter he's squeezing while still in the dugout.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Haha, did he take Molina out?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
What a fucking joke
Molina out and Posey still at first. God this team is retarded.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
lol u mad
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
NEWSFLASH
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Casilla
23 batters faced this season, 13 strikeouts.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
make that
24 and 14
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YES CREEPY MR. REDLEGS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
that made my day
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He has Doumit eyes.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Oh, wait. That’s just Mr. Red.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Stop looking into my soul!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
MR Met has night job!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
He does. He has Doumit eyes.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like he’s going to tie a lady to some train tracks any second now.
Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.
“And the he grabbed her! (And thennn) He tied her up! (And thennn) He threw her on the RAAAAILroad tracks! (And then? And then?)
AH AH
And then alooooong came Jones…"
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
seizing defeat from the jaws of victory yet again bork
by hurricane_Season on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions
What?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
We’re losing by -2, you see.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
123
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions
what are the number of pitches in typical Giants P.A.?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
When this game ends I’m starting season two of BSG. I bet Adama dies. I mean, he wouldn’t be on the covers for seasons 2.5, 3, .3.5, 4 and so on if he didn’t die in the first episode of season two.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Oh man
I wish I was you. You’re in for a great time – best show ever.
by GrooveGiant on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Season 1 was a solid 9 out of 10. That might be a little generous because there were some lackluster eps. But man, when it was good it was really damn good.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It only gets better, honestly.
Sooo much good stuff ahead of you. Holler at me when you get to the end of Season 2.
by GrooveGiant on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Fo sho.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Take my advice
Stop before you watch the final episode and pretend the series was abruptly cancelled.
"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe
So, I was at work this morning
Can someone please tell me what the hell has bene going on?
Is you can, do it in haiku
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Bases . . .
. . . have been occupied by Giants and have been left occupied at the ends of innings . . .
. . . the passive voice is to be avoided.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Home runs. Double plays.
Too many men left on base.
Bochy overthinks.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
What the fuck - is that a lady redlegs?
Uber-creepy.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
In between innings
I am editing a 19,000 line spreadsheet. This fucking day is boring
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
whoah
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Send me a few pages. I’ll help.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
That's my afternoon
But I only have to edit 1000 or so lines
Luckily I don’t have to be in an office for this.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Spellcheck and put it in the finished bin.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz
Spellchecking numbers
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Numchuck it!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That makes it even easier for you, then.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
dusty saying “I can’t use this guy all the time”
Yeah, I guess that’s only young guys who get that treatment.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Why'd Wellemeyer come out after 2 innings?
Did Bochy want to win?
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
injury
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Wellemeyer was good today
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Ed Delahanty.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Why not stop and think about it for a little while. Why would a pitcher come out after two innings when he was pitching well? Hmmm.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BUT THEY HAVE 4 RUNZ OBV HE SUCKED
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Double switch?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
A pulled groin pull . . .
. . . as Curt Gowdy used to say.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, just came home from biking this morning and glanced at the boxscore. I figured.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Apotheosis! DUUUHHHH
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Snarky answer is snarky
Personally, I was figuring there was an injury, but was curious what happened
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Dead.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Tragic jello accident.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Tragic, but delicious.
When I was younger I wanted to fill a pool full of Jell-O and swim in it. I realize now that is a good way to die.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
We all have to die somehow, why not pick a good way?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I believe Monty Python explored this theory in a crappy movie they made.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, I was expecting somebody to yell at me for calling Meaning of Life crappy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
i assumed you were being sarcastic
i guess you just have no sense of humor.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
Eh… it’s a collection of a few great skits, a few okay skits, a bunch of bad skits, and one fucking terrible skit.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe we’ve had this conversation before, too.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Me and delorean….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Like he said, he wasn't there.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it is.
A few hilarious songs, but an otherwise bad movie.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Every Sperm is scared!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Which I don’t get. Sperm have like a 72 hour lifespan… or something like that. So you’re wasting millions of sperm every day just by leaving them inside your testicles. You might as well get them out of there as often as you can, as long as they’re all going to just die inside of you anyway.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
And this is not a comment on the song. The song is pretty great.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
he got the pun I was running.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
You expect logic in religion?
Not even I am that determained to pain.
/ tips cap.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Look, it’s up to God what happens to them. Unless you use contraception and directly thwart the will of God.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
They DIE inside of your testicles!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
New sig?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It oddly seesm to fit Giants runs as well…
hmmm….
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants Baseball: They DIE in Your Testicles!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants Baseball: They DIE GIDP in Your Testicles!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff was up to .397/.500 before that last AB
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
and he hit it pretty well too.
I am pleasantly shocked by him this year
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Arthur Rhodes is on my short list of “Baseball Players Who I Would Not Fuck With”
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
The Boy Who Feared Arthur Rhodes.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell that to Omar Vizquel.
Anyone want to tell Karli the story?
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s pretty funny. As much as I loved Omar, he could be kind of a shit disturber
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
It was great to watch
because Rhodes couldn’t do a thing about it. Cleveland vs. Seattle about ten years ago. Someone else could look it up. I’m busy deciding whether to go to graduation or not.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Cheatin' the Games!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
I really want them to score a run off Rhodes
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT reply actions
Great, now Buster’s sunk below .450. What good is he?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I forgot Downs was still in the majors.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
You thought he'd been sent...
/pinkie to mouth
…
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I totally did too
I'll punch Greg Evigan in the beard if I ever see him!
by NuschlerFace on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, Buster.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions
What's the league average K%?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions
incredible
Juan uribe is nearing his career high in walks and we’re not even halfway through june, YAY!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
He wiol be intresting in the next 2 months. If the Giants become real threats in the Race he will have to doing well. If the team falls like 8+ games and as 3 teams in front in the divsion he would be one of the few pieces another team migth be willing to rent for a post season push.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
meh
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Posey on pace to K ~ 50 times over a full season
I’ll take that
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
DiMaggio . . .
had 361 HRs and 369 SO’s . . . . for his career.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
So, not enough HRs then?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
wow dusty
Using Rhodes 3 days in a row.. I guess a “long term outlook” does not exist when using a injured reliever.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
That is the jinxiest jinx that ever jinxed
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
whatever his faults
dude throws hard strikes
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres
to much plate =/
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Or not to much plate?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
That is the question.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
mlbtr sez
cards signed suppan
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres
I know, right!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe I will.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m doing it!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s got one of them blueberries or something.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Awww, yeaaaah.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Knee jerk optimism . . .
. . . will not be tolerated.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, that was out of character for Torres there.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hmmmm?
what are you saying..? What I saw was the man broke to the ball, ran faster than any other player we have, and couldn’t get to it. You would rather have Pat Burrell take two steps and wave at it from 25 feet away?
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT reply actions
yeah with a 25 foot net he would have
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
No way they get out of this
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions
They figured the game wasn’t long enough already.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Dusty will call a squeeze here
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions
he's our best weapon at this point
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Bet he is!
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
keithlaw
I’ll be on KNBR in San Francisco in about 15 minutes at 1 pm PDT, talking mostly MLB draft. #fb
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres
Sure you will, KLaw.
Sure you will.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
o/u on AAA jokes
6.5
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
mmmmmm...
Under. He only has 15 minutes.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Jason Heyward left off AS team, lack of experience cited
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
"Just calling it he sees it"
LOL except mike leake and every other reds pitcher got crazy corners.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
gameday agrees with ump on all these pitches
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Laynce Nix was a great Texas Ranger because he had the accent built into his name. Anywhere else his name is ridiculous.
Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.
i'm laughing
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
FUCK
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Fuck the Reds
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GIANTS
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
LOL THIS GAME
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions
I wish I was
Sadly I’ll sit and watch thinking we’re actually going to win like the gullible person that I am.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
We'll be here when you return.
try the tortolinni . . . tell them Joey Votto sent you.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Worst game of the season
Fuck you Bautista
Fuck you ump
Fuck you Mota
The competition is severe.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
by baby tuckoo on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
I’m going back to work.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions
damnit, wellemeyer hammy!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
This looks familar...

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Hehe
Beaker.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He’s a tweaker.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure is nice having the score officiated like this is the NBA finals and the lakers are down.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Nothing wrong with those calls
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Current Pass Recipients (50 PA min): Whiteside, Huff, Sanchez, Torres
this
give credit to Phillips; I think you would be amazed if you ever had the opportunity to stand in against a 96 mph fastball and an 86 mph slider. You literally would not even believe a human could hit them.
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Always blame Grant
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
ballgame
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
Game. Fuck.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
MLOLTA
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF does he have to do to get taken out?
Give up a cycle? Fuck you Bochy. Back to back single and double, and he leaves him in….sick.
LOL
Just cough it up like your names danny bautista.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I'm so tempted to pull a Larry Krueger
Gascan relievers who can’t field
looks at Bautista and Mota
Gold glove!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions
That's not a bad idea
Have Go Team or whatever in front, with seemingly random letters on your backs, then when things turn bad turn around.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn’t a walk off but then again, it basicially was with broxton facing our 7890.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
No
Phillies game at home where wilson gave timmy the middle finger and velez made us all want to kill ourselfs.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Phillies and Dodgers say otherwise
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
No counselling possible for such events . . .
. . . the baby has no choice but to embrace irrational optimism.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
But I don't understand
We won four innings to their two?
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Do you think the other Reds players make fun of Rolen for having Coldplay as his walkup music?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions
it's just you
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy's head is going to explode
/United Nations sanctions
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
What the hell is going on?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions
a Mad bum moment for Mota
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
This is one of the most f’ing annoying games i can recall.
Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.
Yeah. Not spectacularly terrible – but just get under your skin annoying.
Long innings by bad pitchers who slow things down and are still bad (bautista).
Bad breaks from mota.
Just annoying as all hell.
Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
what is he arguing about?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Nothing can stop us now!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
by daveinexile on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Karma Votto
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
way to steal defeat-
oh wait
nope
way to steal defeat from the jaws of victory bork!
by hurricane_Season on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions
LOL VOTTO
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Votto.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Votto must have thought there were two outs, I guess.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Cincinnati fans fooled Votto
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions
The Giants have become largely predictable. Once the 4-0 lead was blown, most people assumed the game would turn out this way.
I assumed it would turn out this way when Wellemeyer was announced as the starting pitcher.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeh! the good kind!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
LOL
Votto must have been following the signs of the Giants’ third base coach there.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions
Wellemeyer
Would have done better than the pen. The whole at bat I was begging Wellemeyer to take the strikeout to avoid the DP. Not only did he GIDP, he injures himself. Bad mojo in this game.
I was just praying Bochy had the brains to have him take all the way
But instead he swings on a 2-0 pitch.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 10, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
More evidence that bochy is a fucking idiot
He should have told him to go up there and look at strike 3 and trot back to the dug out, instead bochy is a fucking idiot and thinks DP’s don’t exist.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Look at it this way...
We didn’t have to see Votto & Bruce homers hit off Welly!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Why
does this have to happen when I have tomorow off.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
never fear, Rowand will stay hot
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Holy Christ
We’ve had 22 base runners?
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
God this game fucking sucked...
It’s about to ruin my entire day. Hopefully the Lakers lose to make up for this one.
this
with bynum and kobe both tearing their knee’s so I never have to see them again. Add in lamar odom getting killed by a stampede, and I’ll be cool.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Oy gevalt.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the subject line
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 10, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit. I didn’t even have time to post a disparaging comment about Rowand.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
He is a disparaging comment.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for the Big Guns

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
by 49er16 on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This seems like a good place for Ishi to PH.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions
btw, fuck you, Latos and the Padres
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
Right
well fought, boys.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Cordero has been crap this year
And he will still close this out.
FUCK!
Fuckety fuck shit Bochy bullpen asshattery.
Here comes the suck
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Our best hitter!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions
Well, BSG should cheer me up. I’ll keep you posted.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
I’ve never seen it. I’m starting season two.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
The last out summed up the game pretty well there.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 10, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GIANTS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions
Whatever.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
CHRIST, TORRES
He threw you the same goddamned straight fastball in the same damned location 5 times and you couldn’t do more than THAT??
That must be one hell of a straight fastball.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions
What a horrible loss.
Bautista and Mota were left in for such a long time.
Didn’t someone recently post that Bochy manages the pen well? Because somewhere in the Mota blowup before we gave up a lead would have been a great chance for a Bwil 2inning save. Or Affeldt. God this was frustrating.
Here's the main thing:
If Affeldt is not ready to pitch, WHY ISN’T HE ON THE DL?
Giants Baseball: TORTURE
That’s the thing.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I had to be saying that. I was saying that.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You were focused.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I am bitterly reminiscing about that squeeze play…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions
Clearly sandoval isn't capable of hitting a sac fly
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
their just faking the injury to bring someone up sooner. he’ll heal, right into the bullpen
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
...
He pitched two scoreless innings and then Bochy gave him the “fake an injury” sign?
"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe
Wellemeyer SHOULD be the long reliever if he isn’t hurt.
by Into the Void on Jun 10, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
well, I'm glad that GiDP is not a problem
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
You really are a thick-headed piece of work, aren’t you?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, gee, did I touch a sore spot?
/chuckles
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Thanks bork
You fucking idiot, when will you grow a fucking brain and manage? HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU TO TELL YOUR PITCHER TO SWING? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST EVEN KEN MACHA UNDERSTANDS THAT, GROW A FUCKING BRAIN!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
goddamnit
that was one of the fucking worst games of the season.
Secret Agent MOTA - strikes with force

Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jun 10, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions
Mota in any high-leverage situation
is just a thing that shouldn’t be done.
/still recovering from 2008 season
SWING AWAY WELLY DONT TAKE THE WALK WE NEED RUNS!
YOU’RE SO FUCKING STUPID GO BACK TO SAN DIEGO AND CLEAN BENCHES MORON

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Letting Wellemeyer swing was hardly the crucial decision in the ballgame. Thanks for the subject line though.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
True, but it started the borkeratic chain of events.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
can i just say
you’re single-handedly making me hate the bork nickname?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s a borkological genius!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Bullpen meltdowns hurt the most unfortunately :(
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I think you mean unborkunately.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
If it was the Matrix, he’s be Borkeus.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully this pad kee mao can help me forget this game.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Bleah.

Mota hasn’t had a bad outing since the second NY game. Overdue.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Then again, May 20 in AZ was less than ideal
but his 2 runners didn’t score
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Oh man, a preview for SeaQuest DVDs. I think I watched one episode of that show.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
I loved that show when I was a kid but don’t remember a single thing about it other than a talking dolphin.
There’s some kid who looks suspiciously like Wil Wheaton.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, seriously? :(
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep. :(
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Brandis
I had no idea. This is so sad.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
man
If I were a parent, there is no way in hell I let my kid become a child performer.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
oh, in other things I wouldn't let my hypothetical teenager do news
Abby Sunderland Feared Lost at Sea
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
sorry I don't read every thing you type
BTW, this is sarcasm
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
who would have thought Wellemeyer getting hurt and turning to the bullpen would do us in?
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
eh
I cetrainly don’t think our bullpen is capable of seven innings of relief right now.
by Into the Void on Jun 10, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Kinda of a weird game
Bautista and Mota are what killed them. Take away them and we win 6-0!
Giants Baseball: TORTURE
Oh man, midday ice cream. Summer vacation is awesome, you guys.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
bastard
get into an office right now and complete tedious spreadsheets like the rest of us.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Die painfully.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 10, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Possibly from a heart attack from eating ice cream at 1:20 p.m.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I HOPE YOU GET BRAIN FREEZE!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
No way. I’m eating this slowly to savor it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
/hires a wizard in Connecticut to inflict brain freeze on Howie.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Geography fail. Also, McCourt fail.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry, no...
the McCourt’s actually paid a dipshit to send positive enerygy, thoughts, whatever to help the dodgers win. he lives in boston. they paid him 6 figures.
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
Yes, and doing that was a huge and idiotic failure.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
no doubt there...
however, just be sure to call out the correct fail next time.
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
You have me confused…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, that game sucked
but the penalties against USC brighten my day somewhat.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 10, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions
am in this line
except I would have put them in a dirigible etc etc
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
rigid airship
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Jon Miller said something truly evil in the postgame highlights.
“The Giants were six outs away from winning this series.”
HATRED
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
Was thinking the same thing:
Kruk: “This is Coors Field, and it feels the same way.”
Giants Baseball: TORTURE
Sounds like something Kruk would do.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Absurdly OT and really long, but worth a look.
So I was perusing Yahoo.news and the comments therein when I came across this gem. It addresses the BP oil spill, among other things. Definitely worth a read.
Before we get started here, know that British Intel’s US sedition project would have gone unchecked had there never been an internet, which is why Obama and his modern liberal cronies have directed rider legislation at increasing FCC regulation of the airwaves.
In the meanwhile, Deepwater Horizon is a British Intel sabotage project directed at collapsing domestic and economic infrastructures and extermination of US citizens. Get it straight, because as soon as BP’s burn off is going to take out yet another ecology throughout the Midwest.
Pay attention, folks. PNAC and Neocon are a user friendly labels adopted by US politicians follow British Intel’s incursion into US politics through modern liberalism, what actual sedition model involves Fabian Socialism, Keynesian Economics and propaganda involving deadly CoveOps sabotage both domestic and abroad.
In foreign governments, Intel penetrates local militia escalating competition to civil war. Once fighting breaks out, the PNAC throws NATO support in favor of rulers who are willing to but into a PNAC charter. Collapse of domestic and economic infrastructures are inevitable after which JIMA reconstruction loans issue with terms for forfeiture of mineral and petroleum rights in perpetuity, which means that countries temporary wealth transitions leadership and it’s people to a PNAC charter government.
One of the first US assassinations carried out by Intel was JFK. Some people believe this was because he opposed a federal reserve monetary system. This may be partly true, this pays huge amounts of interest money obtained from the public to banks. It’s an immense fraud scheme, but it’s not the entire picture.
Intel’s modern liberalism attacks the status quo forcing the mainstream back and propaganda backed radicalism, militancy and special interests the forefront of political concern thus attempting to collapse domestic infrastructure. Besides RFK, other prominent identity building leaders that represented a threat to or opposed the modern liberal movement have been assassinated as well. For example, Robert Kennedy, Marilyn Monroe, Dr. Martin Luther King, Malcom X, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix were killed because of their influence over huge audiences and unwillingness to cooperate with the modern liberal movement. More recently Ali Bhutto, Aldo Moro, Admiral Borda, William Colby, and Sonny Bono were killed for the same reason.
Intel is getting bolder as Americans have become increasingly indoctrinated in the engineering of consent propaganda promoted by US corporations. these buggers are literally killing tens of thousands of Americans with little or no effort to send them packing. Some examples of Intel extermination events upon tens of thousands of US citizens are: 1) the use of pharmaceuticals on unsuspecting infant populations (ethyl mercury), 2) direct destruction of property and lives (9/11), and 3) allowing massive destruction of the ecology (Deepwater Horizon) which will induce slow collapse of economic infrastructure and US starvation.
The US is currently under siege from British Intel, and most modern liberal democrats support this sedition movement. Intel’s mission is to completely circumvent the Bill of Rights through special interests and rider legislation, radicalism, militancy, thus collapsing domestic and economic infrastructures.
Bilderberg has been billed as the brains behind the modern liberal movement, but this is not correct. Bilderberg funds the sedition activities of British Intel and is invested with the Fed. Working in the interest of Intel’s US sedition project, the Fed is attempting to tank US economic infrastructure through deficit spending, maintaining a currency backed by debt, and conversion of US free market economics to the notoriously flawed EU Cap-and-Trade mixed market system. Health care and climate reform were loaded with rider legislation designed force Cap-and-Trade on US economics.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah, so?
He left out so much. Nothing about the Rothschild’s. Nothing about the Tri-lateral commission. Nothing about the Mets winning Jerry Koosman through a coin flip.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jun 10, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
The Illuminati blew up the oil rig!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, for sure something fishy’s going on.
(Get it. Fishy? heh heh heh)
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jun 10, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
DO YOU SEE?!
DO YOU SEE?!!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Seriously? They’ve decided this? If my son in law’s unemployed, they’re moving back in with us!?!?!?!?
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jun 10, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The British killed Janis Joplin! And Hendrix! Good lord, are you people blind?!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Jim Croce . . . Karen Carpenter . . .
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jun 10, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
And Paul! Don't forget Paul!
Listen carefully! He doesn’t say ’I’m very poor!’ He says ‘I buried Paul!’ Right there on the record!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jun 10, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He was terrible.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 10, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Even when Denny's effective, the Giants tend to lose
I think he was disoriented by being inserted into a situation where he might have got a win
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7338
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
How can you not throw 85 mph fastballs right down the plate to the pitcher?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
to be fair, Leake is hitting like .450 this year
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I saw that, but I’d rather let the BABIP masters beat us down than the LOL WALK WALK WALK WALK from the gas can crew.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Sabean's annoyed, too:
@SavvySabes Bullpens are always a work in progress, but Denny Bautista looked like Denny Crane. BS #SFGiants

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