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TIME FOR NOOGIES!!

I like good Zito.

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BUG FAT MAN!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

MCCOVEN IS BEATING A DEAD ONE OF MY GUYS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Wat. Who died?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott’s film career after Weenie Arm.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEENIE ARM 2: REVENGE OF THE TRIPOD

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally a sequel that’s more climactic than the original.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I gotta hand it to you, Scott —”
“Mister President!!”
/“Bad To The Bone” riff

/audience laughter

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love the new thread smell

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

BURNING TIRES!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m definitely in a Sideways universe. Fuck that means I’m dead

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I just thought that meant you were in Santa Barbara and drank a lot of wine.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

zito >>>>> lincecum???????

/twilight zone music plays

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair

He was probably better than Lincecum in 02.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies: Zito’s personal ERA lower-er

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I like 2010 Barry Zito.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Roomy

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

“Hey, is that your girlfriend?”

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

hey hey you you

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Jun 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's pretty funny

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bad...

I hit it…you have the clap now

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch Olivo

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

What happened?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not need to see that.

by pwoper on Jun 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for the super glue

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

hey that works. I have a few superglued parts.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It may sound extreme

but the next remedy is the Ronnie Lott treatment.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s an old military/boy scout trick. It has natural antiseptic and is a cleaner heal then stiches.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIQUID SKIN

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually that works well for emergency purposes. It also keeps the scarring down.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Posey stretch

isn’t exactly the McCovey stretch.

Any questions?

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not catching your drift.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So…. he needs more seasoning at 1B in AAA?

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he needs Molina disappeared.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even David Copperfield isn’t THAT good!

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just hit it with a Turbotorch and get the hell back out there.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Drunk broadcasters

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

NUPITALS

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

hard drunk word. Be Nice.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three, apparently

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quit picking at it!

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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enough with this thumb bullshit

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

may we pray we score more than they do

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Takes band aid off

/fingers gushes blood

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Why don’t they put tape on it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Blood on the balls . . .

 . . . and blisters on the . . . .

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Ronnie Lott says

Cut that finger off

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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

He’d be a great coach, even if he knows nothing about baseball.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he was the GM and manager of the giants, he’d do a way better job than those currently employed.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should have him in the dugout & mic’ed up for all games.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants will lead MLB in hits

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Jun 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s get Posey to the plate with more runners in scoring position

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

We're off to a good start!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MOLE

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

DANG

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh

at least he took a bunch of pitches. Right?>

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Great at bat!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHE IS ALL PEDRO FELIZ

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Who isn’t?

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This picture was drawn by Pedro Feliz!

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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Pedro Feliz’s daughter

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha

Pedro Feliz’s daughter has the Giants beating the Astros!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo needs to stop swinging at crap

He’s pressing

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

He does seem to be a sucker for chin high fastballs.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk and Kuip are pretty good about hiding the booze when the camera cuts to the booth

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

they get a good warning. Just like hiding all the food.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a water bottle, they could have just done what most people do and put the vodka in that.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FAT

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LIL FATT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LIL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, Pablo. :/

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo take the damn pitch!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo don’t suck!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez Panda, not good

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Another Baaaaaaaad AB, Pablo

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad Panda

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jun 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAWBREY BUFF

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Aubrey!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

AUBREYBOT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Fraudley!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY MEADOWS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff Huff Huff

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Huff

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff

You ain’t too bad.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

another 2 out hit

1 run, 6 hits. This is going to come back to hurt us, I know it.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Thatz why Huff should bat third

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I’ve heard this somewhere?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo says J. Hammel>U. Jimenez

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF AND STUFF

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

/sandoval gains 20 pounds

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

almost granted.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could see the hands started goin there for a second as he stepped toward first

by coolandtough on Jun 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was jazz

but sadly no hit

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by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

((((hides booze))))) talks fine, spells well

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitcher's pants are full.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLRIBE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FAILRIBE

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

MOVE THEM IN

THEN OUT

THEN IN AGAIN

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTP

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

wrong park, Juan

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Aww no jazz

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

AT&T'd!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd time on the night for uribe

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 run, 6 hits.

really? really? Bloody hell – what is the usual run expectancy of a hit?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant’s usual or MLB?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

what, do you expect 2 runs on 1 hit? this is giants baseball, remember

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo

Has seen 6 pitches tonight. 4 in the last AB

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

in one less AB!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

zito saw more than 6 in that one ab, right?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Zito saw 8 pitches in that on AB

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

was wondering this.

/shakes head

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

perennial buster onley impatience index participant

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carnak:

“John Antonelli and Willlie Kirkland”

“John Antonelli and Willie Kirkland”

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

duplicate fail

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to get a bad feeling about this game

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT SAY THAT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

I feel like a problem is coming on.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I get that feeling for almost every Giants game…. It will pass….. probably…..

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

did they actually hide a ball there?

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Workout not working for Pablo

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Im going to go scour the Bay Area for a baseball signed by Braden!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

AMY SACRIFICING HER BODY FOR THE JOB

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Such is the life of a pro…fessional sideline reporter

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Jun 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

glad it wasn’t Glen Kuiper

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

A fine movie, about a young working woman and her climb up the corporate ladder.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIth Weenie Arms.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOO UMP

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

The ump is an idiot

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE DID THAT MISS?! COME ON BLUE

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

ummm

where did that miss? Really

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh, she sacrificed her body.

Give her to the Aztecs, they’ll show her how.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a strike

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy G is going to end up with a bad wrist or quad after being pronounced good to go by the Giants training staff

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jun 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy G!

Exertionologist.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LARS

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

RAWR!!!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saves runs with his glove!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LIES!!!!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

where the hell is my latvian night

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Jun 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LARS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NORWEGIANS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’d roam & pillage the field level.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You say that like it is a bad thing

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And heres the pitch AND SOMEONE JUST STABBED A SWORD THROUGH TODD HELTONS HEART

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEN THE HELL IS AUSTRALIAN NIGHT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Olivo ought to be weak from blood loss by now

FINISH HIM

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

all pitches should be inside.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/umpire pretends strike was letters high

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they ever going to have a Caucasian night?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Yeah, that’s EVERY night……………….

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then why don’t they give out shirts?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do. Secretly.

(Have you seen the SNL where Eddie Murphy puts on white guy make-up to go undercover? One thing he discovers is that white people give each other things. Of course, you’re a pup – it’s way before your time.)

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that skit!

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe it’s called Irish night

by NateEveryday on Jun 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should’ve gone. I like red heads

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only when I open my eyes

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Jun 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep it down, Zeets.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Olivo faking anemia

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretends to be a Russian Czar…..

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glenallen Hill!

He was a MEH Giant.

K-Fred of the 90’s.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He did have some clank

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was painful to watch. Offensively and defensively

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would he be released in favor of Velez

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

nogooddeed calls bullpen

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

/olivo steals 2nd and 3rd

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

No, he pitched last night

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF happened there?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU CO FANS

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

What a fan

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw him out. Idiot

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LEGEND

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Ground rule double

Thank you, ump.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

DUMBASS. GET HIM OUT OF THERE

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Idiot fan.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU BRO!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Lousy Pitchers

Do they pitch better against the Giants because:

 a) The Giants lineup is so feeble, that pitchers who might normally pitch too carefully and get into trouble because of it, end up pitching much more relaxed vs. the Giants’ lineup. So, more often than not, the pitcher throws more strikes, gets into a nice rhythm and actually pitches very effectively?

- or -

 b) The Giants lineup is so feeble that it doesn’t really matter all that much if a pitcher isn’t pitching that well. The majority of the Giants lineup will just get themselves out anyway?

…Or is there another reason that escapes me?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve seen comments from oppo pitchers that they don’t have to worry about throwing too close to the plate because the Giants hitters are so aggressive.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

In this context, “aggressive” means they’ll swing at anything.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants offense sux. ’Nuff said…

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUMMY.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Idiot

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

What a moron. It’s not a complicated rule

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job, fan.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

He's wearing a Giants uni.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HE TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Do not applaud that, people!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Dude!

Saved a run!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

lol why are you guys calling him a dumbass? he just helpedus

by kingofthacove on Jun 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

General principle.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

General Hospital

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not like baseball a sport built on upholding morals.

by kingofthacove on Jun 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe fans should just run out on the field and shoot players in the face, maybe you would like that.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

completely fair and equal comparison!

by kingofthacove on Jun 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO we really need to explain why he is a dumbass?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, really?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks, I have one.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is where those 6 hits come to fruition

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are you all hating? He saved a run!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T INTERFERE WITH THE GAME

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is where it crumbles to pieces

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that even fair?

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

AND hit chalk

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it didn't

It clearly did not hit chalk, though I’m willing to believe it went over the bag.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL bad luck, and then luck.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you idiot!

But that was stupid.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

i dont see the problem with the guy

dude saved a run

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Give him a SAVE for that

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Jun 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

thats a hold for sure

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that fan

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

A strikeout would be preferable.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

How did he hit that?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Lessons from Rowand.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he hit it though.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The student exceeds the teacher.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barmes

Reminds me of Eckstein for some reason.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah

Those are some consistent pitch counts.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

YOUR 126 MILLION DOLLARS AT WORK!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

prefers Runzler

sees trouble ahead for Zito

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I was gonna be sarcastic and say bochy was going to use him, then I realized he was and my nightmare came true.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Zito Finish him

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES!

You should throw them

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF UMP?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you, blue

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOO

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Good call, sadly.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GRUMBLE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FASTBALL DOWN MIDDLE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Tie game

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Hooray

Out at third!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good toss, Rowand

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

CHYEA

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

meh

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL - noodle arm gets the out

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ehhh.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA HA (safe)

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Not the worst outcome

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Thrown out by Rowand

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

We’ll never see the end of Rowand now.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy ignores all Schierholtz’s outfield assists

Bochy praises Rowand endlessly for clutch defensive play

by NateEveryday on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE WOULDN'T ANYWAYS

You seem to think that somehow he’ll get benched. He won’t. Ever.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had to happen eventually.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

SAM BRANNAN WAS RIGHT

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s been doing that frequently and has fallen down on occassion.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol drunk

Diamondbacks?

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow…Mora is almost as slow as Bengie!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

didn’t he used to regularly steal 20+

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice throw

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a great throw. Where am I?

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

purple row

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The strange world where Zito pitches better than Lincecum. I’m there too, and I’m scared.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Zito stole Lincecum's command.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANKS BRO IN THE BACKWARDS CAP!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Diamonbacks?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

lol wut

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I will say this for Rowand

His throws haven’t looked so completely horrendous as they have in the past.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s Hall of Fame praise, right there!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno – that was pretty damn ugly. I’m surprised he got the out.

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by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying his throws have a been great, or even good

But, remember his throws his first year here?

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve completely blocked all of that out.

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by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE!

No seriously, his overall defense has improved. My ears & eyes don’t lie.

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by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

However, the BA AVG…..

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by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Below-Average Average?”

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A

well. That was something we do not see every day.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Move right here

/Win the inning
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by Scooter Ellis on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

“Rowands not a defensive liability”

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn’t a bad throw, but if Herrera didn’t try to stop himself halfway through his slide, he was safe easily.

by sprdelfin on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that was weird

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
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by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He knew he was going to be out, he was trying to slide in as slowly as possible to avoid the run being erased.

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wouldn’t have been out, though.

by sprdelfin on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

you never know. We have replays to our benefit

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

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by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOO SOON

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by RDreamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

terrible

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is pretty horrifying

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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Covered in oil.

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by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sick burn.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

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#52

by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Schulman furiously pens a Rowand puff piece crediting his line drive single and cannon arm for the win

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

MOAR ANECDOTES

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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/schulman notes that rowand won a world series in 2005, was an all star in 2007

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be surprised

He has a real special place for Rowand

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEFENSIVE SPECIALIST

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito can thank scott for his ND

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Please score a run

Zito EARNED a Win

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

yep.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Tim LinCyYoung,

LOL YOU.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I thought Olivo would have scored easily

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by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

and now it’s time for another Molina/Rowand inning!

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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand will never ever sit again

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

HE NEVER WOULD

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by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ON THE TOILET!

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by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He leaves his shits in the batters box…..

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by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please don’t Cain Zito.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

SEE THAT SCOTT?

you can take a slider!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I have a total double-standard when it comes to fan interference.

That dude is quite possibly the difference between a tie game and a one-run deficit. As long as he doesn’t do that to cost the Giants a run, it’s cool with me.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you try be a little mature and provide an actual argument?

by kingofthacove on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Provide an argument why you shouldn’t touch a ball in play? Really?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

DICKHEAD!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, explain how it’s different than any other situation where a team benefits due to an external factor (such as an umpire), yet still results in being satisfied it happened.

by kingofthacove on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

e.g. Yankee fans’ opinions of Jeffery Meier.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not see umpires diving in front of fielders to take the ball away.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not believe that is what I said. I’m talking about the satisfaction of the result rather than the action. I’m not pissed at an umpire that makes a bad call that benefits us.

by kingofthacove on Jun 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the argument against is pretty obvious.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously, I don’t see how it’s different than an umpire making a bad call that benefits us. you generally want them to get calls right, but i’m sure as hell not going to complain when they do that.

by kingofthacove on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey’s first HR right here

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
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by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

he swung for it

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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Letting out some shaft.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

he will let out shaft and barrel it.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its ok to take a walk Buster. Dont listen to the Bork

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

GERALD!!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

“Letting out the shaft”?

Wow. That sounds nasty.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you prefer "sacrificing her body"?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BANG

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Our Savior!

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by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD SWING

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER GOOD AGAIN

SHAFT!

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by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Buster Posey

Even if you swung at ball four.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday sez

he swung at what would have been strike 3.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gerald

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Great approach at the plate

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Every time Posey gets a hit the crowd goes completely apeshit. I love it.

by sprdelfin on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ahaha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bochy sighs as he sees that posey doesn’t hit a home run

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kruk

“with 2 strikes he will let out some shaft.”

by sayheybk on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

can’t get enough of them

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, I am tired of this kid making the people who comment at Extra Baggs look bad

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by TMOX on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

More Hits for the Kid

Dunston is pleased.

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-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTERY

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by Yoyo on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

PO-SEY PO-SEY PO-SEY

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone else think it’s weird that Poesy hasn’t had a walk in the majors yet?

by Natto on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

He should stop hitting the ball so much. Loser.

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by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 15 AB’s? Not really. Talk about a sample size.

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by Chulk on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

its sorta weird. but if you take out the ulbaldo game he was 6-7 .

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah.

couldn’t ask for better results from his first two games, and yesterday was Ubaldo.
he could’ve had a walk or two today, but can’t really blame him for the pitches he’s made contact on today.

by sayheybk on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re throwing him strikes. Once they become scared of him, he’ll draw walks.

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by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at all that shaft

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by Chulk on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY’S BACK BITCHES

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster looks more comfortable at the plate than anyone else on the team

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Wouldn't it be a contrast

If Molina GIDP on the first pitch here

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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

haha!

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know it was obvious but why’d you have to say it?

by SammyG on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would seem having Posey in front of Molina and Rowand is a waste of OBP.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, no smart remarks.

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by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUNT HIM OVER BENGIE!

lol.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BUST

Only hit a single, we need a run here.

-Bork

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by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

DP.exe

Porn or torture? We report, you decide.

by speckops on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either way, the Giants are fucked.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friends also use the initials “DP” for dyke ponytail, so there’s always that third option.

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by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

would prefer bunt to whatever worthless thing Bengie will do

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by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand is up after Bengie

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not every shaft has a blister

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by baby tuckoo on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

let it hit you in the pizza tit Moolina

by mlb22 on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunt it, B$!

pull a hammy while you’re at it

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Please HBP

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

bengie needs to just lean into a pitch and get pinch run for by whiteside, it’s our only hope of avoiding the dp.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of swinging at balls...

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie is going to GIDP on purpose just to spite Bochy

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by TMOX on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Done and done

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ball 2 Bengie

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

JEsus Christ Bengie is Slow

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT!!!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

He was out?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

dumb fuck

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU ARE SLOW BENGIE!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my fucking christ

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WUT?

FUCK YOU MOLINA.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I replaced Russel Martin on my fantasy team with Buster Posey

And it feels so right

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

really?

he hasn’t played a game at C…

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats what he is eligible as. Im not complaining.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF!!!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap, what was that?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

o my god…………………

by Unitard on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Bengie

It’s a DP on principle. Sort of a neighborhood play.

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by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Combined statistical area play.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

JESUS, JUST LAY OFF ALREADY! FUCK!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

GODDAMIT YOU FUCKING FATASS PIECE OF SHIT

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he actually tag him?

He missed him!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Phantom

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he tag Posey?

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by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG

ARE YOU SERIOUS???

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey looks safe to me.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking ump…he missed the tag

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by TMOX on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING MOLINA!

Also, POSEY WAS NOT OUT! HE WAS NEVER TAGGED!

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by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT YOU ARE SO FUCKING SLOW

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by Chulk on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamnit Bengie

you need to lose some weight

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Aiya. Molina still can’t get close to 1st, even with all that shit going on at 2nd.

Like I said – waste of OBP.

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by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

why does this ogre play again?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s our guy!

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by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is the realization of a worst case scenario.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

jesus christ even john candy would have been safe on that

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

even Cecil Fielder.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND HE'S DEAD

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

New and exciting ways of grounding into double plays!

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by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S MAGIC INSIDE

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like how everybody just assumed bengie would ground into a double play

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#52

by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Haters gonna Hate!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito getting Cained

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

But I thought Bengie was so close Kruk and Kuip!!!!!

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m no batting coach, but isn’t it poor fundamentals the way Bengie yanks his head away from the ball when he swings?

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by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLINA YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

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by RDreamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I never want to see another Molina AB ever again

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

then close your eyes

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by timmeh on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoulda Bunted

although pulling a hamstring would have been the truly desirable result

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-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey needs to bat 3rd. Huff 4th, Pablo 5th, Uribe 6th.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

9th

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes another slider

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Barmes falls over, does a somersault, wipes the sweat from his forehead, takes a shit and underhands it to first and Bengie is still ou

by Fire Sabean on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounded safe

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by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

daily Bowker on-deck sighting

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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

What was that like 5-6 seconds running up the line for Bengie?

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by Chulk on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

So Bengie kinda sucks.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

O RLY

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Molina didn't suck?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

2008

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

2002

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

um

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, I was only born in 1979, that was before my time.

by SammyG on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

…are you from a parallel universe?

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, nature says that a double play was a mortal fucking lock there.

The ump was just bowing to the inevitable.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

/slider.dirt..k.exe

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by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SAFE IN EVERY ANGLE

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rowand

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MAKEUP CALL

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BLUTO!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MULLET!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Mullet’s are cool

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you want me to post the Jagr picture again?

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MULLET!!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I never ever want to see Bengie Molina again. That’s the worst fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

He still was no where near the bag. He doesn’t hustle , he can’t field his position, and he is a terrible hitter.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

he doesn't love the fans

didn’t want to make us happy by pulling a hamstring

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

prepare to be sorely disappointed….

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by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TULO

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BABIP

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHAT EVEN

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Make up call and a HALF

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL makeup call

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Clutch error-inducing ground out by Ronads

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by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL UMPS

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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NOTICABLE OUT

LOL MAKEUP CALL

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

lol on that replay

molina was 1/10th of the way to second base

by chenster on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

it takes him a fucking light year to get to second base

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gosh!!!!

B. Molina grounded into double play second to first, B. Posey out at second.....Ron Wotus stabs Bengie with a broken bat as he returns to the dugout.

by The Thrill on Jun 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

A light year is a distance, not a period of time.

by Natto on Jun 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

A parsec is a measure of distance, not time.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

a light year is distance not time

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by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

KESSEL RUN!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG PHIL KESSEL!

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Solo made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs!

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by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically it could be a year.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it were light for an entire year maybe. But when does that happen?

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s no moon!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Bengie’s Ass.

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe i should pay attention in school more often

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for some Bowkermania!

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Call me when Molina reaches first base

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That explains the Mayan prophecy now…hell freezing over might be perceived as the end of the world

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jun 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, at the very least it explains the earthquakes leading up to that date

by sayheybk on Jun 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at this fucker's hair

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

/Sabean orders official scorer to give Rowand a single

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL you know he’s on the phone right now

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it ain’t over. bowker is gonna drive rowand in right here

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of our guys

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina OPS Watch

.643

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow! That must mean he has almost a .500 slugging percentage!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zing!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay Bowker

You keep getting all of these chances. The Giants management is so generous. You need to make the most of them.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

If bowker doesnt drive in Scott

its another month on the bench

Oh wait, it is either way

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup, Rowand the king of infield singles does it again

He’ll go 1-for-4 with an assist and just like that he’s back at leadoff

by Fire Sabean on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BLUE

Scott was out.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

If someone could photoshop a Barry Zito face on this that it would be spectacular

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

"We're sorry barry"

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL bullpen battle with rockies, LOL CAIN’D X2.

Except hammel doesn’t count because the giants offense is LOL BAD.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito got a hit

Therefore, I propose he should bat again. Also, I want him to get a win.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Odds Rowand gets caught stealing?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

7/2

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

100:1

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

or forget how many outs there are and wander into shallow right-center.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

I love john, but hes not gonna pick up this guy

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Drunk Kruk screws up LOOGY

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOOGY ain't a stat, Kruk.

And it ain’t new.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

so anybody wanna talk about how we only scored 1 run off a guy with a 6 ERA?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Not really. It’s kinda obvious. And sad.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie and Scottie

sucking the life out of Buster Posey since 2010

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker's one at bat

is against a lefty specialist. lol him.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on John

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie's New Team

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jun 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Back to the bench, Bowker

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Back to the bench purgatory, Bowker

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BORKER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BOWKER!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

HE HAD HIS CHANCE

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry Barry :(

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT

Zito – Cain’d

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BOWKER

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SORRY ZITO

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker...

New scott swinging at those sliders.

by waffles on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH Fuck you Giants

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL that slide

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was actually safe

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by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically, but the runner will never get the call on that play.

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by raisingcain on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The umps don’t need to know that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

pretty clearly safe. And yet, despite the ump’s blown call, I derived satisfaction from the out call.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Mora the player whose wife had like six kids?

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by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish panda pimp slapped him instead

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Panda would pimp slap Borkhead.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito could have struck out just as easily.

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by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes but Zito could have a chance of not getting Cained

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, even scott and bengie were impressed by that swing and a miss on a slider on oakland.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BOW-K-ER

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This is all Molina's fault

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by RDreamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s also borks fault for being a fucking idiot and telling molina to go up there and look for the extra base hit that won’t happen.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had no chance

Will be optioned for Burrell. Probably for the better. He can get some at bats down there and come back up later.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

hopefully after Bochy gets canned.

by SammyG on Jun 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who? Bowker?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

I mean, I still don’t know if Bowkermania is real. But I’ll never know I guess. I know he hasn’t really received consistent playing time but that K/BB ratio is just flat out terrible =/

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, yeah.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Between Bowker and Nate,

Nate is the one getting screwed.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he’ll get 3 pinch hit appearances a week and maybe a start. And he’ll fail, and we’ll all LOL Bowker and he’ll never get a real chance.

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So with Bochy's leftys can't hit leftys fixation

He actually leaves Bowker in in a spot where it would have made sense to have a righty hit.

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK

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by RDreamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

triple shy of the cycle today

POKEMONZ

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by RDreamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL everyone on our offense besides Huff, Posey and Torres

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

sanchez has been decent, however scott and bengie are so fucking bad that it makes our line up that much smaller.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Sanchez too, I guess.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

bengie more than makes up for any size issues

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOME FAN SHOULD HAVE INTERFERED WITH THAT STRIKE-OUT AMIRITE

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by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

The March to .200 Continues!

Molina – .252
Rowand – .229

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand’s average went up!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, im not even going look at his OBP

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL OKLAHOMA CITY!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lazy hippies.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL People live on top of each other in SF. Per square mile? That makes no sense.

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by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really tall office buildings?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another B

Bocock….Burriss….Bowker….Burrell….it’s coming, sooner than you think

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BEES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEADS.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEADS?!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/lifts up shirt

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

neurofarm’s not on board.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

KILLER TOFU

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEARS,BEETS,BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOO! NOT THE BEADS!!!!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which bear is best?

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then Derek Bell, out of retirement.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of the ugliest men in baseball.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of these things is not like the other.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

been watching

Geez, this team has so many 6 through 8 hitters but no real hitters. I’m glad to hear Sabean apologize on KNBR last week.

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a team loaded with 7th and 8th place hitters in the NL, and 9th place hitters in the AL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

8th everywhere.

9th place hitters in the AL are where they put their other leadoff hitter.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No double switch?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker is a worse defender

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowkermania: not running wild.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNNING MILD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least he doesn’t take a 2-1 LOL loss to hammels 6+ era.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP EVERYONE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Opposing pitchers' confidence?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand’s batting average?

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zeets?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

A board?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA BIG TIME

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The usual. Aaron Rowands strikeout total and Bengies double play total

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH NO SHIT!!!

so how’d Buster and Panda do? oh that’s right, some hitting from the system right there

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great point, PiKA,

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t think i’ve ever seen you here

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

/drunkenly attempts to focus on new voice

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/AND WHO THE FUCK ER YOUUUU?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

because i only notice graham here

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!

/runs of crying

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRESNO STATE BABY!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

AND rec’d

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN STRAIGHT

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to punch this one girl I know who told me I shouldn’t root for Fresno State in the CWS last year.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good screw her

although never swear at a lady

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. I stopped talking to her after that incident because of her Tar Heels elitism.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you didn't?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would’ve if we didn’t know each other only via the internet.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would’ve, first championship in fresno state history? damn

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was damn proud of them that year.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was so very happy.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Send her a strip o gram

with instructions for the stripper to punch her in the face.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL win.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

2008?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

2009, before they were eliminated.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

They weren’t in the CWS in 2009. Maybe the Super Regionals or Regionals?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, yeah, I think I have games from ’08 and ’09 mixed in my head. It was probably one of the Super Regional games.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT PIKA? HUH? IS HE A “FRIEND” OF YOURS?!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Graham, don’t start

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

BACK OFF BITCH

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH NO YOU DI'ENT

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

squints real hard.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of the best movies i've ever watched

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except the end.

He’s so fucking out.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

BITE YOUR TONGUE!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, are you in favor of the Dodger being called safe as he steals home against the Giants?

That.

Motherfucker.

Was.

Out.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY BLOOD PRESSURE LOL LOL

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad i'm only 22 so suck it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m only 19. so there

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH HELL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/umpire ignores strike

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: My dog just ate a bowl of refried beans

I am not envying my parents (whose room he sleeps in) tonight.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Send the dog to Grey’s house for the night.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFO SETH SMITH

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the change ups

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ain’t nothing better thn drinking a bud light, 18 pack, COLD and it being 85 and humid out still, that’s what it feels like

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

18 beers?

Slow night, huh?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

With bud light, that’s how many it takes.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being a lightweight has its upside.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a lot of bud light

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's alot of time to spare

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummmmm, no

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

large bladder is large

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm on my second beer and I have to pee

You’re inhuman.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

it took me 8 beers to pee at the Indy 500 when i went

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did your taste buds do to piss you off like that?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

started off by drinking sierra nevada summerfest, then got pissed off thanks to fuckin this game, so i wanted to go with an 18 pack, then i’ll drive home

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume your joking

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i am, because we lost 3 games of beer pong, so i’m pissed, hence why we’re drinking bud light

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Protip:

Don’t admit to drunk driving on the internet.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Protip:

You can’t admit to a future event.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Protip:

You take yourself far too seriously.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Protip:

Kettle, pot, etc.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLBATTLEMENTS

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better tip

Don’t drive drunk.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

i totally agree, because if i do consider myself too drunk, i will NOT drive home whatsoever

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

almost every drunk driver doesn’t think they’re ‘too drunk’

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

one thing people don't know

i actually got caught for drunk driving and i got let off, i’ll never do that again, because i’m smarter than that, i know my limits, and i was lucky as hell for getting excused from that drunk driving shit. But yea, i’ll be at this house for a while

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were lucky as hell for not, you know, killing anyone while drunk driving.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO FUCKING SHIT!

One thing i’ll always remember from that cop, “consider this a life lesson, don’t ever do this again”
And i haven’t, because i know my limits, and i’ll never do that shit again, it’s dumb as shit, thanks jponry though

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not about knowing your limits

You really shouldn’t drive anywhere with any alcohol in your system, period. For one main reason: if you get into an accident, you’re going down very hard.

Even if it’s an accident that you would have gotten in to had you been 100% sober.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1 good point, i agree

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dogpile notwithstanding,

the joke was pretty good.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can think of better things than 85 and humid

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s 75 and humid in DC right now and I would prefer it much lower.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll take that

because i’d LOVE to be in the BAY right now

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

…unless that 18 pack is actually GOOD beer

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sit

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

MO' MOTA

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

/Timmy joke

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god runzler

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Runzler?

This isn’t good…

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Quiet, you.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comin’ in the club wit that fresh shit on, with something crazy on my arm
Ha Ha Hum, here’s another hit

by Natto on Jun 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Bonds

Ya Yeah Ya Yeah!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have something to actually say, mr. “danh”?

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was funny

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

fat is soft

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the hell is Nate on the bench?

Its like, he plays, he does well, and he gets benched anyway. He proves himself every time he gets consistent time, but it doesn’t fucking matter. It just doesn’t matter.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT A GOOD SOLDIER.

A good soldier goes out there when hurt and give up runs.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t necessarily condone not playing him, but he hasn’t played well recently. He had a .562 OPS in May.

by kingofthacove on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/throws out your wrong opinion at the plate

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

The real problem is that he is not getting paid enough.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t condone choosing playing time based on salary, but it’s obviously not true that he’s been “proving himself every time he got consistent but it doesn’t matter.” He was terrible in May.

by kingofthacove on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he had an injury that went unknown for 2 weeks.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is he injured now? It doesn’t seem like he’s played well at any point where he’s received consistent time. He played poorly last year, and has so other than April this year, which was pretty obviously a fluke. I’d rather give ABs to Bowker, whose poor stats were essentially directly correlated with poor luck.

by kingofthacove on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bengie calls for 1-2 fast ball down the middle

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito stats..

Add salt on to this deep wound of caindness. 7.0 innings pitched, 4 hits, 1 ER, 3 BB, and 8 strikeouts, or we could call them Scottouts.

by waffles on Jun 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

mental mistakes costed him

/sigh when will our pitchers learn

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito needs to go back to school and learn how to win

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

to be ScottOuts, they’d have to be on a slider.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats down and away in the dirt

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should’ve thrown a shutout. Too many mental mistakes.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please homer again Torres

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

just get on base please

by Unitard on Jun 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Settling in nicely.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG A SIX PACK!!! I HAS ONE!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU'RE THE MAN

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pardon me

But I believe it is said “You da man.”

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no, it's

“Nobody cares”

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUZNT U HAV THREE

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIX PACK OF BEEEER

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The beer is gone.

You’re into the dishwater now.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually you’re right, the beer is gone

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

(the) BEER IS GOOOOOOOOONE, WITH THE WIND

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is all the rum gone?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you’re an alcoholic and I am not an enabler.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH HERE WE GO

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Mota

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Former fodger who I don't hate.

Brad Penny kind of, but that dude is a total douche!

by waffles on Jun 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/throws at son at father/son game

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marquis Grissom!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I like liberty . . .

  . . . but shouldn’t you all just take a deep breath in order to understand that this game will be decided by Grandmaster Nate in the ninth.

Yes.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes your guys

are getting fucking drunk!

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Stringer is the third base ump

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darn

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE A RUN YOU ASSHOLES!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

IN HADES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail

real line is “in Haiti”

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My cousin is sitting near them; he was saying he should try and get a photo. I suggested otherwise.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beer.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. You mean the pitching coach.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG BEER

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, don’t suck

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

"MAN WE ARE GIGANTIC DOUCHEBAGS!"

“LOL I KNOW, RIGHT?”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a rule that they have to huddle up and talk before Freddy Sanchez’s every at-bat.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, I thought this guy was on the DL? He’s playing today?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darn it

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, we only scored one run off Jason freaking Hammel?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

DUDE WE SCORED ONE RUN!!!!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean’s ERA-lowering service.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Jun 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m amazed we were able to score a run!

by Natto on Jun 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

One run

You should be celebrating

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than yesterday!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually 01 runs.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres anchoring the offense again.

Too bad no one is hot right now.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get on base [Giants hitter]

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

God, I’m still mad about Bengie Molina.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Make him go away like you made Velez go away

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/makes a phone call.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is not listening.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You love him that much, huh? I say go for it!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, am i invited to the next mccoven party thing at ATT?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

If you bring the beer.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll bring bud light

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll never reach the park

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your girlfriend is.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe

- Brian Wilson

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

as long as you pay for the flight from Cleveland

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I said she was invited. I didn’t say I expected her to make it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU PAY NOW!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFS, it was a courtesy invitation! I only sent it so she wouldn’t feel bad!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t think she cares about san francisco giants baseball, she only cares about Indians baseball

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds painful.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't know the half of it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, too, am peeved.

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I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I want a pony

what do you think is more likely?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as a jponry.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Id rather have a Posey walkoff.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that happens, I’ll write a Baseball Project-esque song about him. I’m dead serious.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what that means.

But I will hold you to it.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Baseball Project is a band that writes songs about baseball. They’re pretty good.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey-ho!

I need to investigate this further.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should really check out their song about Willie Mays.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I will def get right on that.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You will get a K on a high FB, and like it

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU BETTER GET ON FUCKING BASE PANDA

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Even first base would be good.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking base:

Also known as Alyssa Milano.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Score a fucking run assholes

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I really hate Bengie + Rowand

And the fact that we are paying $18M this year.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Mole

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred is pressing/missing.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

And then there's this guy.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda reverting to his “when in doubt, just swing” strategy

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

ugly ugly

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Mole is striking out way too much

For a guy with as little power as he has. On pace for well over 100 K.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

That first pitch was a ball.

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by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

So were the next three.

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by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

k... so pablo should be smarter

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday says strike, barely though

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF is Pablo swinging at?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

food

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by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

molina and rowand are leading hitting clinics between innings.

by sayheybk on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's currently addicted to high cheese.

Actually, to any pitch within eyesight.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fly buzzing around home plate.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should not swing at those

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Watching Pablo turn into Marvin Bernard is painful

the high fastball again and again

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

I authorize your ban.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i second this motion

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by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm GrahamCrakalaka

And I approve this message.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he’s kind of right. Hopefully it won’t last, but he has to change his approach

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man...

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Belisle

Isn’t that the biblical word for Satan?

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I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Belial hasn't thrown Pablo a strike yet

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

AWFUL!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez get a fucking strike to hit

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That's crap Panda

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo should stop taking hitting tips from Rowand.

by Natto on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ Pablo

what the hell are you doing? Take a damn pitch. You don’t have to swing at frigging everything.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I love panda, but at times it’s like he just gives up and decides to swing no matter where the pitch is

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

its really frustrating

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Terrible night for PAblo

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

im concerned about panda

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by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

5 pitches, none of them in the strike zone

All of them strikes

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like this version of Pablo.

by speckops on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

i liked it better when he didnt have corrected vision

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

George Frazier just told Pablo to “Grab some pine, meat.” It may have been the most awkward line delivery I have ever heard.

by sprdelfin on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the worst at bat ever only one pitch was in there

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this the part where we lose?

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

this is the part where posey hits a walkoff

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by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's official

I’ve had enough of Pablo’s shit. Quit swinging at pitches 2 feet out of the strike zone you fat fuck. And lay of the Amici’s you FAT FUCK!

by vhants on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

and the outbacks, steak houses, panda express, buffets, and wherever else him and bengie go.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not fat.

He’s fluffy.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jun 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that fat is aerated?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha they don’t even have to throw pablo a strike, he’ll just swing away and hope for a fastball down broadway.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

This team is scary

with Pablo looking like crap and Timmy walking so many.

I vote for both of these things to stop asap.

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by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo’s been doing well in the games before this one.

by Natto on Jun 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly

3 hits against ubaldo yesterday.

he just looks like he doesn’t have an idea up there tonight.

by sayheybk on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

he hit .234/.275/.342 in May

I love the guy but if Rowand and Bengie weren’t stinking up the bed even worse, we’d question him.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Round Mound of Pound??

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost made a screen shot of that.

Also, STFD, Tulo.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, been there. It’s really more oblong than anything, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something like .350 in the last two-ish weeks, though. It’s all endpoints.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right after that play...

Boch sends Buster down to minors. Boch says “Yeah buster is so not ready for the job. He hits a walk off, wtf he’s suppose to ground out like bengie if he ever wants to play backstop!”.

by waffles on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll get a Bengie grand slam and like it.

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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Matt Belisle

Made panda like his bi*** right there. That ab, dare I say was a scott one.

by waffles on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL self-censorship

This ain’t Purple Row!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

all jim tracy had to say was “dont come into him once”

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a little outside but really close.

by itlynstalyn on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now it's a double.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get the motherfucking Surgery, Mark.
“Ever driven a golf cart going downhill when the governor kicks in?” he said. “You slow down. That’s what it feels like. I’ve got the governor on my wrist kicking in.”

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Dumb and Dumber are the treason he isn't

Sabean’s due diligence is awful.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa

Cracking jokes all the way to the bank.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

how stupid can you get mark?

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by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I’ll go to Fresno for (the weekend) and see if I can iron out some type of "… I don’t know “… a way to get by,” said DeRosa, who has tried lighter bats and other tweaks that failed to help. “I’m trying to stay upbeat and positive, but the sample size is what it is. I don’t kid myself that something miraculous is going to happen here.”

I’m not sure if he can be any more clear about what’s happening here.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

could the giants front office be any fucking stupider?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

USE THE FORCE

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS, MARK

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean fines him 50K for that comment.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

more and more when he talks about how the wrist feels, you can hear that he really wants to get it taken care of. and it becomes more and more obvious that the FO is doing everything possible to have him avoid this…

by sayheybk on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

this is Sabean trying to cover up his own incompetence.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

“You ever spent any time in a Turkish Prison?” he said, “You take a shower with other men. That’s what it feels like. I’ve got the Turkish Prison shower on my wrist kicking in.”

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jun 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WILSON

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Ohhhh, Lou Seal. I kept thinking they were saying Lucille.

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by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

helton

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by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate the fucking Rockies.

by sprdelfin on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

game

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

“MM I’m bored. Let’s make this interesting.”

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

/eyes someone’s girlfriend in the stands

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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss

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by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was one of the worst pitch sequences I have seen in a LONG time.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

It was ok . . .

until the fat catcher called for a fastball up.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

molina’d

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

Wilson in Non save sitautions.
LOL Rainbow throw from Rowand.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I just wish Giants hitters would ever show signs of learning

but the same shit, again and again and again.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

If Meulens is trying they're not listening.

So…is he?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a damn good hit by helton

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yah. This is the part where we lose

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

Nice rainbow Scott

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Now, children . . .

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson needs to suck it up and K this guy

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

this game is OVER

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD TULOSHITZKI

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Mohawk > Mullet

FACT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Science

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

CREATIONISM

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson is a rock in the sea of meh.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this IBB

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

/wilson turned into merkin valdez

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFO TULO

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Clap clap clap clap clap. Tulo.

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

CSN, please stop showing his uglyass mullet.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

whose?

Urbans?

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that hair a joke, or does he actually think that’s okay?

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

In my mind he's a clever ironic hipster

spends his offseason in williamsburg

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

well he does come out to miley cyrus...

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Olivo is a young Bengie.

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Um. I do not agree with walking Hawpe here.

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

If Miguel Olivo doesn't GIDP

I’ll kill someone, because that’s all our cather does.

by itlynstalyn on Jun 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did they walk Brad Hawpe?

He of the .263
and 0-3 on the night?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK BORK MATCHUP BORK BORK

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a weird decision. Bork.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delusions of double plays would be my guess.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Bork forget that Hape isnt very good anymore?

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

He's just not himself anymore.

You could say he’s…

/puts on sunglasses

…Hawpeless.

EEEEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!1

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy's just not very bright, I fear.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He thinks guys with .292 averages are “gamers with great instincts” remember?

by SammyG on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bengie saves the middle in fastball for 0-2

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

B Weezy's BR page
Duane Kuiper sponsor(s) this page.

Giants Baseball: Torture.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS BASEBALL:::::::: AWESOME

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that is really him

I will Geek out.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not. It links to someone else’s twitter

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ok.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL dammit, I wanted to sponsor his page once I had the money to.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit call.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn't matter.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit ump.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

THANKS BLUE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

NEXT!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That was impressive

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

NOW END THIS FUCKING HALF INNING

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

k thnx bye!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Shouldn’t have needed to throw that last pitch, but whatever.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCKEVER

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEA WILSON

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

this is very merkin valdez of wilson

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

It's a simple game really

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t fuck this up

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

MEAT at the plate!

I LOVE YOU ANDRES

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUNNED!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES YOU FUCKING HERO

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

GUNNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

whew

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT FUCKFACE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Out!

Even if he threw a ground ball home!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

HOSED!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by vhants on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Torres' Throw

Whew

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres

/can’t speak.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!

TORRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FIFTEEN-HOP SEED TO THE PLATE!

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahaha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

he threw it straight into the ground.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GROUNDER THROW!!

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that Mora again?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLINA YOU GET A HALF-INNING REPRIEVE FOR THAT

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

TORTURE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TORRES CARRYING THE TEAM

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW WOW WOW WOWO WOWOWOWOWOWOWOw

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture, yeah!

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

ANDRE THE GIANT!!

i love miller’s call

Andre has a strong arm. but he bounces a throw. bouncing bouncing bouncing…. ther’s still time!

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS BASEBALL: TORTURE!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSS

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

YOu know, for all the bitching I do

Well done, Bengie Molina

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Absolutely right . . .

A brilliant tag . . . and he laid his entire body out to make the play.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's shotgun a beer

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

ground attack throw out!!!!!!

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon Miller is so awesome

“Bouncing, bouncing, bouncing….”

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon Miller’s call on that play was epic.

“Bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, it’s still there!”

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit. I want to hear this

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listen to the replay

Around about… 2:45 AM?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed.

Bochy will never take us all the way.

by Nick Cunningham on Jun 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mind just got blown

"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Guess I missed… weird.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know how you feel, man.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

END THIS GAME

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how the ump looked right into the runner’s (Mora’s?) eyes when making the call. You’re out, mutha fucka

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

A Flanneryesque send!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

holy effing crap!

by Unitard on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

that looked like a raul ibanez special from torres right there

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a hell of a job by Molina to get the tag down. Now he’ll never sit again.

by sprdelfin on Jun 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, have we gotten spoiled by Nate's arm or what?

that was a piddler of a throw and still got him out!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

so much this

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was gonna be all Raul Ibanez.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a terrible throw.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

skipping rocks on a pond

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

An outfield assist!

/rowand hangs head in shame knowing he hasn’t had one at home in 4 years

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

didn’t he just have one a few innings ago?

Bochy will never take us all the way.

by Nick Cunningham on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy Brilliance

If Nate’s out there, they don’t try to score, and the inning is still going.

by mlb22 on Jun 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

now whats what I call managing

Thank god for the rules of deception in the big book of managing for borks

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoops, I need to fix that.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subject please

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pity the fool that has pic-postin’ problems!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOCHY IS AWESOME

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Who was running on that play? Bengie?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Thrown out on such a crappy throw.

Herrera should feel horrible

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

This is just Bochy's wet dream

Molina will get a contract extension tomorrow.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Tores!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres Bonds

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, Wilson had a 14.43 K/9 before that inning. I don’t know how that ranks among closers, but thats pretty good.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Carlos Marmol was like 17+ for awhile

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

17.9 right now!

ridiculous

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit. That is two every inning he pitches.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I notice he gets a lot too.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about broxton? I always see him striking out 2 of 3 at worst he’s definately gotta be among the top 5.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think the throw was bad

Im glad he kept it low instead of lofting it

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m in favor of the Giants pulling out a win in the 9th.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s late over here dudes, can we end the game in the 9th maybe?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey walk off?

calling it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

rowand solo hr

oh wait that’d take 40 innings.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to make contact first.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

the swing and miss at the ball in the dirt thing is going well

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody hit a walkoff and celebrate gently.

/Win the inning
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by Scooter Ellis on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that. Every1 should still celebrate the same way. It was a total freak injury

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone explain to me what was so great about what Molina did?

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

His job, for once.

by speckops on Jun 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

We are so amazed when he does something he should do normally.

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by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was a legitimately nice play.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe not GREAT AB material, but it wasn’t a routine tag.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He caught it and tagged

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

he made an amazing tag

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

he ate 5th breakfast and kept his belly low for the tag

by mlb22 on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The seasoning Posey doesn’t have

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a good play.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

That would require scoring an actual run.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jun 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No hypothetical runs this time around!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a brutal frigging swing

What is about Giants hitters and breaking balls?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

You can only learn how to hit those in AA. Everyone skips AA

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGLY

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

oh that was ugly

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugly Aubrey

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by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a nasty pitch

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

The hell, Aubrey?

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by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

To Natto:

So olivo’s career .283 OBP doesn’t make him Molina esque?

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by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BWEEZY

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Good war face.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was ugly

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by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Dodgers and Diamondbacks

Scoreless into the tenth. Go for twenty! Shred those bullpens!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

thankfully the mets held off the pads

by sayheybk on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They displayed great four-to-two’d in doing so.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

uribe double and posey walkoff?

wishful thinking k thx

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

extra baggs via twitter

RF Andres Torres throws out runner at plate, preserves 1-1 tie in 9th. 1B Buster Posey didn’t pull a Garko and cut it off.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch. Garko's pride.

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by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUCH

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Garko

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by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Legend grows!

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by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww Garko

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by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s like three strikeouts from the 2, 3, 4 batters that’s real clutch

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Why don't our hitters .. you know.. think?

you don;’t have to swing for the fences.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Braindead mumblemumble hackers!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT JAZZ!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

bad throw

man i was scared since i saw torres release the ball late in motion so the ball was going to die on the ground but it still made it in time LOL sweet

by ldv on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t throw Uribe a strike.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t throw a giant’s hitter a strike.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson in for the 10th?

If needed?

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by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand would have offered at that.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Let there be Jazz!

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by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

bah

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by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

next 3 hitters are a fail

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORA IS PLAYING FIRST BASE?????

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LOL Barmes

WTF was that throw?

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by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY MAKE ME PRODE YOU ASS

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HE'S not THAT drunk.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks the quote from "Beerfest"

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blog Links Commenter to Alien Abduction, Experimentation!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baba O'Reily?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that his walk-up music?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what it sounded like.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was this time.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I don’t think it’s his regular music.

by Natto on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I think it’s been different songs since he was called up.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what his walk-off music is.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO BUSTER

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by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

goosebumps

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazz stopped playing

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by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

BABA

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Now would be an excellent time for Buster’s first HR. No pressure or anything.

by Natto on Jun 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster outta here!

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by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

"Zito Doomed by Lack of Run Support"

is what you will get and like it.

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by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand just swung at that from the dugout

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by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Buster. You gotta swing at that.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY GUYS BUSTER SHOULD HIT A HOME RUN!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Loving the Who intro

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by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, they came back for the Super Bowl.

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by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to forget that

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by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cmon Posey

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by Yoyo on Jun 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

NERVOUS BUSTER IS NERVOUS

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

HAS ANYONE BROUGHT UP THAT THIS WOULD BE A FORTUITOUS TIME FOR GERALD POSEY'S FIRST HOME RUN?

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by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

NO ONE

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by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would like to subscribe to your newsletter sir!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/points to left field wall

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by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

All those rookie walk-off homers last season gotta pay off now…

/Win the inning
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by Scooter Ellis on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Am i the only one who thinks Kruk smokes weed?

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by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Please sir, may I have a run?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you, Oliver.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA Posey

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by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

lol us

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by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Gerald. :(

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

fffffff

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by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

well that sucked

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn it

I hate extra innings.

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by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, but it was an awesome popup.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

textbook

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s ok, whatever

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by PiKAgiant on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Just what I wanted

Another extra inning game

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by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay for you!

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by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

when are we going to have to admit that posey is the problem

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s too inexperienced.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRADE HIM FOR 75K

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by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey getting right into the Giants swing of things.

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by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

im tired, good night every1. gonna finish the game on my bed

by Unitard on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh...

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's okay buster

Only Major League ab that inning.

by waffles on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork:

He’s not ready, get derosy up and ready.

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by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit...

We’re gonna have to get this to 11, because the 10th lineup is shit

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he didn’t swing at 5 bad pitches like someone else last inning

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm supposed to turn off the TV now

Ever since the grand slam game last year landed me in the ER I’m not supposed to watch extra innings games… but maybe just this once.

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by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you Kendry Morales?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

and you are Rowand’s father. Not a good combo.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's pretty stale

It was Linden for years, but I finally let go of that dream.

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by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Todd Linden
J.R. Phillips
Lance Niekro
Travis Ishikawa
Mike Benjamin

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's Damon Minor?

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by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to think of him, thanks.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

why would you want to think of him?

B. Molina grounded into double play second to first, B. Posey out at second.....Ron Wotus stabs Bengie with a broken bat as he returns to the dugout.

by The Thrill on Jun 1, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Srsly?

Yes. Go now.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Molina
Rowand
PH

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL – Molina and Rowand to lead off the next inning.

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by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

sounds like a recipe for success

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for a “defensive” replacement, bring in Nate!

by paboperfecto on Jun 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe they’ll play out their asses

by oldgiantsguy on Jun 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like they’re up every inning.

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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddam it guys

I have work tomorrow. Sometimes I hate this coast.

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by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLYOU

I’m sleeping the fuck in tomorrow.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We've got a tight one!!!!

And I’m not Kendry Morales dammit

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