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BUG FAT MAN!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
MCCOVEN IS BEATING A DEAD ONE OF MY GUYS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Wat. Who died?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott’s film career after Weenie Arm.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WEENIE ARM 2: REVENGE OF THE TRIPOD
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Love the new thread smell
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
I just thought that meant you were in Santa Barbara and drank a lot of wine.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
zito >>>>> lincecum???????
/twilight zone music plays
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
To be fair
He was probably better than Lincecum in 02.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Rockies: Zito’s personal ERA lower-er
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
“Hey, is that your girlfriend?”
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
hey hey you you
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on Jun 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
that's pretty funny
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
My bad...
I hit it…you have the clap now
by Artimus Clyde on Jun 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for the super glue
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
It may sound extreme
but the next remedy is the Ronnie Lott treatment.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
LIQUID SKIN
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
The Posey stretch
isn’t exactly the McCovey stretch.
Any questions?
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
It's almost as if he's playing out of position
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I'm not catching your drift.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
So…. he needs more seasoning at 1B in AAA?
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
No, he needs Molina disappeared.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Even David Copperfield isn’t THAT good!
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Just hit it with a Turbotorch and get the hell back out there.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Drunk broadcasters
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Three, apparently
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Quit picking at it!
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
may we pray we score more than they do
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Takes band aid off
/fingers gushes blood
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Why don’t they put tape on it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
Blood on the balls . . .
. . . and blisters on the . . . .
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Ronnie Lott says
Cut that finger off
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
He’d be a great coach, even if he knows nothing about baseball.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
In that case, he'd probably be a great GM too
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Giants will lead MLB in hits
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on Jun 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s get Posey to the plate with more runners in scoring position
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
We're off to a good start!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOL MOLE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
DANG
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Sigh
at least he took a bunch of pitches. Right?>
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
SHE IS ALL PEDRO FELIZ
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
This picture was drawn by Pedro Feliz!
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Pedro Feliz’s daughter
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Ha
Pedro Feliz’s daughter has the Giants beating the Astros!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOL - Pedro Feliz' own kid has the Giants beating the 'stros.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Pablo needs to stop swinging at crap
He’s pressing
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He does seem to be a sucker for chin high fastballs.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk and Kuip are pretty good about hiding the booze when the camera cuts to the booth
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I saw a water bottle, they could have just done what most people do and put the vodka in that.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL FAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
LIL FATT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL LIL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Aw, Pablo. :/
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo take the damn pitch!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Geez Panda, not good
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Another Baaaaaaaad AB, Pablo
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
AUBREYBOT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
Fraudley!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HUFF!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
AUDREY MEADOWS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
Anybody else amazed Tulo didn't catch that?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
HUFF
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
AUDREY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
another 2 out hit
1 run, 6 hits. This is going to come back to hurt us, I know it.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
HUFF AND STUFF
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
you could see the hands started goin there for a second as he stepped toward first
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
There was jazz
but sadly no hit
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Pitcher's pants are full.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
FAILRIBE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
MOVE THEM IN
THEN OUT
THEN IN AGAIN
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Aww no jazz
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
AT&T'd!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
1 run, 6 hits.
really? really? Bloody hell – what is the usual run expectancy of a hit?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Pablo
Has seen 6 pitches tonight. 4 in the last AB
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
in one less AB!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Zito saw 8 pitches in that on AB
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Carnak:
“John Antonelli and Willlie Kirkland”
“John Antonelli and Willie Kirkland”
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
DONT SAY THAT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I get that feeling for almost every Giants game…. It will pass….. probably…..
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
did they actually hide a ball there?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
AMY SACRIFICING HER BODY FOR THE JOB
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Such is the life of a pro…fessional sideline reporter
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on Jun 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
A fine movie, about a young working woman and her climb up the corporate ladder.
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
The ump is an idiot
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Heh, she sacrificed her body.
Give her to the Aztecs, they’ll show her how.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
That was a strike
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
LOL LARS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
RAWR!!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Saves runs with his glove!
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
LIES!!!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
where the hell is my latvian night
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Jun 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL LARS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL NORWEGIANS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
They’d roam & pillage the field level.
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
You say that like it is a bad thing
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
And heres the pitch AND SOMEONE JUST STABBED A SWORD THROUGH TODD HELTONS HEART
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
WHEN THE HELL IS AUSTRALIAN NIGHT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Olivo ought to be weak from blood loss by now
FINISH HIM
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Are they ever going to have a Caucasian night?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
LOL
Yeah, that’s EVERY night……………….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Then why don’t they give out shirts?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
They do. Secretly.
(Have you seen the SNL where Eddie Murphy puts on white guy make-up to go undercover? One thing he discovers is that white people give each other things. Of course, you’re a pup – it’s way before your time.)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I love that skit!
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I should’ve gone. I like red heads
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Only when I open my eyes
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on Jun 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Olivo faking anemia
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
Pretends to be a Russian Czar…..
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
He was painful to watch. Offensively and defensively
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Would he be released in favor of Velez
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
nogooddeed calls bullpen
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
/olivo steals 2nd and 3rd
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
No, he pitched last night
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF happened there?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
THANK YOU CO FANS
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
Throw him out. Idiot
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
LEGEND
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Ground rule double
Thank you, ump.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
DUMBASS. GET HIM OUT OF THERE
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
Idiot fan.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
THANK YOU BRO!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
Lousy Pitchers
Do they pitch better against the Giants because:
a) The Giants lineup is so feeble, that pitchers who might normally pitch too carefully and get into trouble because of it, end up pitching much more relaxed vs. the Giants’ lineup. So, more often than not, the pitcher throws more strikes, gets into a nice rhythm and actually pitches very effectively?
- or -
b) The Giants lineup is so feeble that it doesn’t really matter all that much if a pitcher isn’t pitching that well. The majority of the Giants lineup will just get themselves out anyway?
…Or is there another reason that escapes me?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
I’ve seen comments from oppo pitchers that they don’t have to worry about throwing too close to the plate because the Giants hitters are so aggressive.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
In this context, “aggressive” means they’ll swing at anything.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Giants offense sux. ’Nuff said…
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
What a moron. It’s not a complicated rule
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Good job, fan.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
He's wearing a Giants uni.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
HE TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Do not applaud that, people!
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Thanks Dude!
Saved a run!
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
General principle.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
General Hospital
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s not like baseball a sport built on upholding morals.
by kingofthacove on Jun 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe fans should just run out on the field and shoot players in the face, maybe you would like that.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DO we really need to explain why he is a dumbass?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, really?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL U
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
This is where those 6 hits come to fruition
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Why are you all hating? He saved a run!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
DON'T INTERFERE WITH THE GAME
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Here is where it crumbles to pieces
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
Was that even fair?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
No, it didn't
It clearly did not hit chalk, though I’m willing to believe it went over the bag.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Thank you idiot!
But that was stupid.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
i dont see the problem with the guy
dude saved a run
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
Give him a SAVE for that
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
I love that fan
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
A strikeout would be preferable.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
How did he hit that?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Lessons from Rowand.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
No, he hit it though.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
The student exceeds the teacher.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Barmes
Reminds me of Eckstein for some reason.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Woah
Those are some consistent pitch counts.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
YOUR 126 MILLION DOLLARS AT WORK!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
prefers Runzler
sees trouble ahead for Zito
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
STRIKES!
You should throw them
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
WTF UMP?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Fuck you, blue
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
BOOOO
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Good call, sadly.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
GRUMBLE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FASTBALL DOWN MIDDLE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Ugh
Tie game
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Hooray
Out at third!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Good toss, Rowand
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
DOUBLE PLAY!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
CHYEA
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
meh
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
Ehhh.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
HA HA HA (safe)
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
Not the worst outcome
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
LOL Thrown out by Rowand
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Shit
We’ll never see the end of Rowand now.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
WE WOULDN'T ANYWAYS
You seem to think that somehow he’ll get benched. He won’t. Ever.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Had to happen eventually.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
lol drunk
Diamondbacks?
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
Wow…Mora is almost as slow as Bengie!
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
Nice throw
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
purple row
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
The strange world where Zito pitches better than Lincecum. I’m there too, and I’m scared.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
I think Zito stole Lincecum's command.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THANKS BRO IN THE BACKWARDS CAP!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
Diamonbacks?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I will say this for Rowand
His throws haven’t looked so completely horrendous as they have in the past.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
That’s Hall of Fame praise, right there!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I dunno – that was pretty damn ugly. I’m surprised he got the out.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I'm not saying his throws have a been great, or even good
But, remember his throws his first year here?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I’ve completely blocked all of that out.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE!
No seriously, his overall defense has improved. My ears & eyes don’t lie.
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
However, the BA AVG…..
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
“Below-Average Average?”
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift A
well. That was something we do not see every day.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Buster Move right here
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
That wasn’t a bad throw, but if Herrera didn’t try to stop himself halfway through his slide, he was safe easily.
Yeah, that was weird
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
He knew he was going to be out, he was trying to slide in as slowly as possible to avoid the run being erased.
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Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
terrible
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That is pretty horrifying
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Covered in oil.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I like it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sick burn.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
/Schulman furiously pens a Rowand puff piece crediting his line drive single and cannon arm for the win
MOAR ANECDOTES
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
/schulman notes that rowand won a world series in 2005, was an all star in 2007
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I wouldn't be surprised
He has a real special place for Rowand
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Please score a run
Zito EARNED a Win
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Dear Tim LinCyYoung,
LOL YOU.
The Giants
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah I thought Olivo would have scored easily
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
and now it’s time for another Molina/Rowand inning!
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand will never ever sit again
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
ON THE TOILET!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He leaves his shits in the batters box…..
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
SEE THAT SCOTT?
you can take a slider!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Yeah, I have a total double-standard when it comes to fan interference.
That dude is quite possibly the difference between a tie game and a one-run deficit. As long as he doesn’t do that to cost the Giants a run, it’s cool with me.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
Nah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
can you try be a little mature and provide an actual argument?
by kingofthacove on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Provide an argument why you shouldn’t touch a ball in play? Really?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
DICKHEAD!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
No, explain how it’s different than any other situation where a team benefits due to an external factor (such as an umpire), yet still results in being satisfied it happened.
by kingofthacove on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
e.g. Yankee fans’ opinions of Jeffery Meier.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I do not see umpires diving in front of fielders to take the ball away.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I do not believe that is what I said. I’m talking about the satisfaction of the result rather than the action. I’m not pissed at an umpire that makes a bad call that benefits us.
by kingofthacove on Jun 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, the argument against is pretty obvious.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously, I don’t see how it’s different than an umpire making a bad call that benefits us. you generally want them to get calls right, but i’m sure as hell not going to complain when they do that.
by kingofthacove on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey’s first HR right here
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
he swung for it
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Letting out some shaft.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
GERALD!!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
“Letting out the shaft”?
Wow. That sounds nasty.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Would you prefer "sacrificing her body"?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
BANG
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
GOOD SWING
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
BUSTER GOOD AGAIN
SHAFT!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I like Buster Posey
Even if you swung at ball four.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Gameday sez
he swung at what would have been strike 3.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Great approach at the plate
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
BUSTERY
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
He should stop hitting the ball so much. Loser.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
In 15 AB’s? Not really. Talk about a sample size.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
its sorta weird. but if you take out the ulbaldo game he was 6-7 .
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn't it be a contrast
If Molina GIDP on the first pitch here
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
It would seem having Posey in front of Molina and Rowand is a waste of OBP.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Hey, no smart remarks.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
BUNT HIM OVER BENGIE!
lol.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
BUST
Only hit a single, we need a run here.
-Bork
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DP.exe
Porn or torture? We report, you decide.
Either way, the Giants are fucked.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
My friends also use the initials “DP” for dyke ponytail, so there’s always that third option.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
would prefer bunt to whatever worthless thing Bengie will do
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Not every shaft has a blister
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Please HBP
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Speaking of swinging at balls...
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Bengie is going to GIDP on purpose just to spite Bochy
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
WOW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
JEsus Christ Bengie is Slow
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL FAT!!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
He was out?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Oh my fucking christ
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL WUT?
FUCK YOU MOLINA.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I replaced Russel Martin on my fantasy team with Buster Posey
And it feels so right
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
really?
he hasn’t played a game at C…
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Thats what he is eligible as. Im not complaining.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF!!!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
It's Bengie
It’s a DP on principle. Sort of a neighborhood play.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Combined statistical area play.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
JESUS, JUST LAY OFF ALREADY! FUCK!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Did he actually tag him?
He missed him!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Phantom
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Did he tag Posey?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OMFG
ARE YOU SERIOUS???
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING MOLINA!
Also, POSEY WAS NOT OUT! HE WAS NEVER TAGGED!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Goddamnit Bengie
you need to lose some weight
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Aiya. Molina still can’t get close to 1st, even with all that shit going on at 2nd.
Like I said – waste of OBP.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
why does this ogre play again?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
That is the realization of a worst case scenario.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
jesus christ even john candy would have been safe on that
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
New and exciting ways of grounding into double plays!
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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
IT'S MAGIC INSIDE
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Zito getting Cained
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
I’m no batting coach, but isn’t it poor fundamentals the way Bengie yanks his head away from the ball when he swings?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
MOLINA YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I never want to see another Molina AB ever again
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Shoulda Bunted
although pulling a hamstring would have been the truly desirable result
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Posey needs to bat 3rd. Huff 4th, Pablo 5th, Uribe 6th.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
9th
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Here comes another slider
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Barmes falls over, does a somersault, wipes the sweat from his forehead, takes a shit and underhands it to first and Bengie is still ou
daily Bowker on-deck sighting
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
What was that like 5-6 seconds running up the line for Bengie?
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Remember when Molina didn't suck?
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
2002
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Look, nature says that a double play was a mortal fucking lock there.
The ump was just bowing to the inevitable.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
/slider.dirt..k.exe
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LOL SAFE IN EVERY ANGLE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Rowand
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL MAKEUP CALL
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL BLUTO!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL MULLET!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
Mullet’s are cool
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you want me to post the Jagr picture again?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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LOL MULLET!!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
I never ever want to see Bengie Molina again. That’s the worst fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
This.
He still was no where near the bag. He doesn’t hustle , he can’t field his position, and he is a terrible hitter.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
he doesn't love the fans
didn’t want to make us happy by pulling a hamstring
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
prepare to be sorely disappointed….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BABIP
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL WHAT EVEN
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
Make up call and a HALF
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL makeup call
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Clutch error-inducing ground out by Ronads
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
LOL UMPS
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
LOL NOTICABLE OUT
LOL MAKEUP CALL
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Gosh!!!!
B. Molina grounded into double play second to first, B. Posey out at second.....Ron Wotus stabs Bengie with a broken bat as he returns to the dugout.
A parsec is a measure of distance, not time.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
a light year is distance not time
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
KESSEL RUN!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
ZOMG PHIL KESSEL!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Technically it could be a year.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That’s no moon!
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Call me when Molina reaches first base
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Look at this fucker's hair
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Molina OPS Watch
.643
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Wow! That must mean he has almost a .500 slugging percentage!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Zing!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay Bowker
You keep getting all of these chances. The Giants management is so generous. You need to make the most of them.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Wow that should be runners on 1st and 3rd
Pose was safe!
Yup, Rowand the king of infield singles does it again
He’ll go 1-for-4 with an assist and just like that he’s back at leadoff
Zito got a hit
Therefore, I propose he should bat again. Also, I want him to get a win.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Odds Rowand gets caught stealing?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
or forget how many outs there are and wander into shallow right-center.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Drunk Kruk screws up LOOGY
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LOOGY ain't a stat, Kruk.
And it ain’t new.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
so anybody wanna talk about how we only scored 1 run off a guy with a 6 ERA?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Not really. It’s kinda obvious. And sad.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Giants offense dude makes weak players look like cy young winners and....
Perfect game throwers look like shit!
Giants Baseball
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bengie and Scottie
sucking the life out of Buster Posey since 2010
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Bowker's one at bat
is against a lefty specialist. lol him.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Bengie's New Team

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Back to the bench, Bowker
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BORKER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL BOWKER!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
Sorry Barry :(
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
DAMMIT
Zito – Cain’d
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL BOWKER
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
SORRY ZITO
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
I think he was actually safe
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
The umps don’t need to know that.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah,
pretty clearly safe. And yet, despite the ump’s blown call, I derived satisfaction from the out call.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish panda pimp slapped him instead
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish Panda would pimp slap Borkhead.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito could have struck out just as easily.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
BOW-K-ER
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
This is all Molina's fault
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
It’s also borks fault for being a fucking idiot and telling molina to go up there and look for the extra base hit that won’t happen.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
He had no chance
Will be optioned for Burrell. Probably for the better. He can get some at bats down there and come back up later.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Who? Bowker?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
I mean, I still don’t know if Bowkermania is real. But I’ll never know I guess. I know he hasn’t really received consistent playing time but that K/BB ratio is just flat out terrible =/
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Sadly, yeah.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
So with Bochy's leftys can't hit leftys fixation
He actually leaves Bowker in in a spot where it would have made sense to have a righty hit.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
triple shy of the cycle today
POKEMONZ
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
LOL everyone on our offense besides Huff, Posey and Torres
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
sanchez has been decent, however scott and bengie are so fucking bad that it makes our line up that much smaller.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Yeah Sanchez too, I guess.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The March to .200 Continues!
Molina – .252
Rowand – .229
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL OKLAHOMA CITY!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL People live on top of each other in SF. Per square mile? That makes no sense.
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
Really tall office buildings?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Another B
Bocock….Burriss….Bowker….Burrell….it’s coming, sooner than you think
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
BEES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
BEADS.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/lifts up shirt
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READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
neurofarm’s not on board.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
KILLER TOFU
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
BEARS,BEETS,BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Which bear is best?
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
And then Derek Bell, out of retirement.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
One of these things is not like the other.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
been watching
Geez, this team has so many 6 through 8 hitters but no real hitters. I’m glad to hear Sabean apologize on KNBR last week.
1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!
It’s a team loaded with 7th and 8th place hitters in the NL, and 9th place hitters in the AL.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
8th everywhere.
9th place hitters in the AL are where they put their other leadoff hitter.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowkermania: not running wild.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
RUNNING MILD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP EVERYONE
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Opposing pitchers' confidence?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A board?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
OH NO SHIT!!!
so how’d Buster and Panda do? oh that’s right, some hitting from the system right there
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Great point, PiKA,
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
don’t think i’ve ever seen you here
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
/drunkenly attempts to focus on new voice
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
/AND WHO THE FUCK ER YOUUUU?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
exactly
because i only notice graham here
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
/runs of crying
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK YEAH
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMN STRAIGHT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I wanted to punch this one girl I know who told me I shouldn’t root for Fresno State in the CWS last year.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Good screw her
although never swear at a lady
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL. I stopped talking to her after that incident because of her Tar Heels elitism.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
And you didn't?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I would’ve if we didn’t know each other only via the internet.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
i would’ve, first championship in fresno state history? damn
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I was damn proud of them that year.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I was so very happy.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Send her a strip o gram
with instructions for the stripper to punch her in the face.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL win.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
2008?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
2009, before they were eliminated.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
They weren’t in the CWS in 2009. Maybe the Super Regionals or Regionals?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, yeah, I think I have games from ’08 and ’09 mixed in my head. It was probably one of the Super Regional games.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT PIKA? HUH? IS HE A “FRIEND” OF YOURS?!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BACK OFF BITCH
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
OH NO YOU DI'ENT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
one of the best movies i've ever watched
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Except the end.
He’s so fucking out.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sorry, are you in favor of the Dodger being called safe as he steals home against the Giants?
That.
Motherfucker.
Was.
Out.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
too bad i'm only 22 so suck it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: My dog just ate a bowl of refried beans
I am not envying my parents (whose room he sleeps in) tonight.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NICE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Ain’t nothing better thn drinking a bud light, 18 pack, COLD and it being 85 and humid out still, that’s what it feels like
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
18 beers?
Slow night, huh?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
With bud light, that’s how many it takes.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Being a lightweight has its upside.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a lot of bud light
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
There's alot of time to spare
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You must really have to pee at this point
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I'm on my second beer and I have to pee
You’re inhuman.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
What did your taste buds do to piss you off like that?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
started off by drinking sierra nevada summerfest, then got pissed off thanks to fuckin this game, so i wanted to go with an 18 pack, then i’ll drive home
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I assume your joking
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Protip:
Don’t admit to drunk driving on the internet.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Protip:
You can’t admit to a future event.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Protip:
You take yourself far too seriously.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Protip:
Kettle, pot, etc.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLBATTLEMENTS
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Better tip
Don’t drive drunk.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
+1
i totally agree, because if i do consider myself too drunk, i will NOT drive home whatsoever
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
lol
almost every drunk driver doesn’t think they’re ‘too drunk’
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
one thing people don't know
i actually got caught for drunk driving and i got let off, i’ll never do that again, because i’m smarter than that, i know my limits, and i was lucky as hell for getting excused from that drunk driving shit. But yea, i’ll be at this house for a while
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You were lucky as hell for not, you know, killing anyone while drunk driving.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
NO FUCKING SHIT!
One thing i’ll always remember from that cop, “consider this a life lesson, don’t ever do this again”
And i haven’t, because i know my limits, and i’ll never do that shit again, it’s dumb as shit, thanks jponry though
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It's not about knowing your limits
You really shouldn’t drive anywhere with any alcohol in your system, period. For one main reason: if you get into an accident, you’re going down very hard.
Even if it’s an accident that you would have gotten in to had you been 100% sober.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Dogpile notwithstanding,
the joke was pretty good.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I can think of better things than 85 and humid
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s 75 and humid in DC right now and I would prefer it much lower.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
i'll take that
because i’d LOVE to be in the BAY right now
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Sit
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
MO' MOTA
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
/Timmy joke
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
oh god runzler
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Quiet, you.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Comin’ in the club wit that fresh shit on, with something crazy on my arm
Ha Ha Hum, here’s another hit
Barry Bonds
Ya Yeah Ya Yeah!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you have something to actually say, mr. “danh”?
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
FINISH HIM
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Why the hell is Nate on the bench?
Its like, he plays, he does well, and he gets benched anyway. He proves himself every time he gets consistent time, but it doesn’t fucking matter. It just doesn’t matter.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
NOT A GOOD SOLDIER.
A good soldier goes out there when hurt and give up runs.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t necessarily condone not playing him, but he hasn’t played well recently. He had a .562 OPS in May.
by kingofthacove on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
/throws out your wrong opinion at the plate
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
No
The real problem is that he is not getting paid enough.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t condone choosing playing time based on salary, but it’s obviously not true that he’s been “proving himself every time he got consistent but it doesn’t matter.” He was terrible in May.
by kingofthacove on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he had an injury that went unknown for 2 weeks.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
So is he injured now? It doesn’t seem like he’s played well at any point where he’s received consistent time. He played poorly last year, and has so other than April this year, which was pretty obviously a fluke. I’d rather give ABs to Bowker, whose poor stats were essentially directly correlated with poor luck.
by kingofthacove on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito stats..
Add salt on to this deep wound of caindness. 7.0 innings pitched, 4 hits, 1 ER, 3 BB, and 8 strikeouts, or we could call them Scottouts.
mental mistakes costed him
/sigh when will our pitchers learn
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
nah
to be ScottOuts, they’d have to be on a slider.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Oh my mistake, thanks for the clarification.
Why Rowand?
Please homer again Torres
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Settling in nicely.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG A SIX PACK!!! I HAS ONE!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
YOU'RE THE MAN
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Pardon me
But I believe it is said “You da man.”
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
No no, it's
“Nobody cares”
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
DUZNT U HAV THREE
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The beer is gone.
You’re into the dishwater now.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
actually you’re right, the beer is gone
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Because you’re an alcoholic and I am not an enabler.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Mota
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Former fodger who I don't hate.
Brad Penny kind of, but that dude is a total douche!
/throws at son at father/son game
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Marquis Grissom!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
And I like liberty . . .
. . . but shouldn’t you all just take a deep breath in order to understand that this game will be decided by Grandmaster Nate in the ninth.
Yes.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
SCORE A RUN YOU ASSHOLES!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
IN HADES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
My cousin is sitting near them; he was saying he should try and get a photo. I suggested otherwise.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Beer.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh. You mean the pitching coach.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
"MAN WE ARE GIGANTIC DOUCHEBAGS!"
“LOL I KNOW, RIGHT?”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think it’s a rule that they have to huddle up and talk before Freddy Sanchez’s every at-bat.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Darn it
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Wow, we only scored one run off Jason freaking Hammel?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DUDE WE SCORED ONE RUN!!!!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Better than yesterday!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
It’s actually 01 runs.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres anchoring the offense again.
Too bad no one is hot right now.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
God, I’m still mad about Bengie Molina.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Make him go away like you made Velez go away
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
/makes a phone call.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
He is not listening.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
So, am i invited to the next mccoven party thing at ATT?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
If you bring the beer.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
He'll bring bud light
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
It’ll never reach the park
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Your girlfriend is.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Hehe
- Brian Wilson
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
as long as you pay for the flight from Cleveland
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Hey, I said she was invited. I didn’t say I expected her to make it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
FFS, it was a courtesy invitation! I only sent it so she wouldn’t feel bad!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
don’t think she cares about san francisco giants baseball, she only cares about Indians baseball
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I want a pony
what do you think is more likely?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Id rather have a Posey walkoff.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
If that happens, I’ll write a Baseball Project-esque song about him. I’m dead serious.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know what that means.
But I will hold you to it.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
The Baseball Project is a band that writes songs about baseball. They’re pretty good.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey-ho!
I need to investigate this further.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You should really check out their song about Willie Mays.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I will def get right on that.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You will get a K on a high FB, and like it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU BETTER GET ON FUCKING BASE PANDA
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Even first base would be good.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking base:
Also known as Alyssa Milano.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Score a fucking run assholes
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
I really hate Bengie + Rowand
And the fact that we are paying $18M this year.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Fred is pressing/missing.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
And then there's this guy.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda reverting to his “when in doubt, just swing” strategy
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
ugly ugly
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Mole is striking out way too much
For a guy with as little power as he has. On pace for well over 100 K.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
He's also been walking more
deeper counts, more strikeouts
by Artimus Clyde on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
That first pitch was a ball.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
So were the next three.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
k... so pablo should be smarter
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
food
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He's currently addicted to high cheese.
Actually, to any pitch within eyesight.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Everything.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Fly buzzing around home plate.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You should not swing at those
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
Watching Pablo turn into Marvin Bernard is painful
the high fastball again and again
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I authorize your ban.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
i second this motion
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm GrahamCrakalaka
And I approve this message.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, he’s kind of right. Hopefully it won’t last, but he has to change his approach
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
oh man...
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Belisle
Isn’t that the biblical word for Satan?
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Belial hasn't thrown Pablo a strike yet
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
AWFUL!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That's crap Panda
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Jesus Christ Pablo
what the hell are you doing? Take a damn pitch. You don’t have to swing at frigging everything.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I love panda, but at times it’s like he just gives up and decides to swing no matter where the pitch is
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Ugh. Terrible night for PAblo
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
im concerned about panda
Stephen Curry is the future.
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by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
5 pitches, none of them in the strike zone
All of them strikes
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
i liked it better when he didnt have corrected vision
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it's official
I’ve had enough of Pablo’s shit. Quit swinging at pitches 2 feet out of the strike zone you fat fuck. And lay of the Amici’s you FAT FUCK!
So that fat is aerated?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
This team is scary
with Pablo looking like crap and Timmy walking so many.
I vote for both of these things to stop asap.
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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
he hit .234/.275/.342 in May
I love the guy but if Rowand and Bengie weren’t stinking up the bed even worse, we’d question him.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
fair enough
;)
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Round Mound of Pound??
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I almost made a screen shot of that.
Also, STFD, Tulo.
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, been there. It’s really more oblong than anything, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Something like .350 in the last two-ish weeks, though. It’s all endpoints.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Game is set up perfectly for a Buster Posey walk-off home run
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Right after that play...
Boch sends Buster down to minors. Boch says “Yeah buster is so not ready for the job. He hits a walk off, wtf he’s suppose to ground out like bengie if he ever wants to play backstop!”.
You’ll get a Bengie grand slam and like it.
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow Matt Belisle
Made panda like his bi*** right there. That ab, dare I say was a scott one.
LOL self-censorship
This ain’t Purple Row!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Now it's a double.
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Get the motherfucking Surgery, Mark.
“Ever driven a golf cart going downhill when the governor kicks in?” he said. “You slow down. That’s what it feels like. I’ve got the governor on my wrist kicking in.”
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I think Dumb and Dumber are the treason he isn't
Sabean’s due diligence is awful.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
DeRosa
Cracking jokes all the way to the bank.
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
how stupid can you get mark?
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by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
“I’ll go to Fresno for (the weekend) and see if I can iron out some type of "… I don’t know “… a way to get by,” said DeRosa, who has tried lighter bats and other tweaks that failed to help. “I’m trying to stay upbeat and positive, but the sample size is what it is. I don’t kid myself that something miraculous is going to happen here.”
I’m not sure if he can be any more clear about what’s happening here.
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could the giants front office be any fucking stupider?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
USE THE FORCE
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS, MARK
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by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabean fines him 50K for that comment.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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more and more when he talks about how the wrist feels, you can hear that he really wants to get it taken care of. and it becomes more and more obvious that the FO is doing everything possible to have him avoid this…
LOL WILSON
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Ohhhh, Lou Seal. I kept thinking they were saying Lucille.
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helton
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by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
game
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

“MM I’m bored. Let’s make this interesting.”
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
/eyes someone’s girlfriend in the stands
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
twss
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by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
that was one of the worst pitch sequences I have seen in a LONG time.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
It was ok . . .
until the fat catcher called for a fastball up.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit
Wilson in Non save sitautions.
LOL Rainbow throw from Rowand.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I just wish Giants hitters would ever show signs of learning
but the same shit, again and again and again.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
If Meulens is trying they're not listening.
So…is he?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Now, children . . .
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
this game is OVER
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
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STFD TULOSHITZKI
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Lol Mullet is working Tulo.
Working a bit of suck!
Mohawk > Mullet
FACT
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
CREATIONISM
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by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
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Fools and Sages
Wilson is a rock in the sea of meh.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
I hate this IBB
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/wilson turned into merkin valdez
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
CSN, please stop showing his uglyass mullet.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
whose?
Urbans?
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by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that hair a joke, or does he actually think that’s okay?
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
In my mind he's a clever ironic hipster
spends his offseason in williamsburg
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well he does come out to miley cyrus...
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Olivo is a young Bengie.
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by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
If Miguel Olivo doesn't GIDP
I’ll kill someone, because that’s all our cather does.
Why did they walk Brad Hawpe?
He of the .263
and 0-3 on the night?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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BORK BORK MATCHUP BORK BORK
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Delusions of double plays would be my guess.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He's just not himself anymore.
You could say he’s…
/puts on sunglasses
…Hawpeless.
EEEEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!1
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy's just not very bright, I fear.
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"I told the family lovingly slide"
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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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GIANTS BASEBALL:::::::: AWESOME
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
If that is really him
I will Geek out.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s not. It links to someone else’s twitter
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh ok.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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LOL dammit, I wanted to sponsor his page once I had the money to.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit call.
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Didn't matter.
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THANKS BLUE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
NEXT!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That was impressive
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
k thnx bye!
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"I told the family lovingly slide"
STFD
Shouldn’t have needed to throw that last pitch, but whatever.
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Fools and Sages
It's a simple game really
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
MEAT at the plate!
I LOVE YOU ANDRES
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
GUNNED!!!
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NICE!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
ANDRES YOU FUCKING HERO
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
GUNNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YEAH CANTALOPE
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT FUCKFACE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Out!
Even if he threw a ground ball home!
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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Awesome unscottsmanlike conduct!
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HOSED!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL Torres' Throw
Whew
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TORRES!!
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YES!!!!!!!!
TORRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
Was that Mora again?
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
TORTURE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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LOL TORRES CARRYING THE TEAM
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Torture, yeah!
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LOL
ANDRE THE GIANT!!
i love miller’s call
Andre has a strong arm. but he bounces a throw. bouncing bouncing bouncing…. ther’s still time!
Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!
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YOu know, for all the bitching I do
Well done, Bengie Molina
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Absolutely right . . .
A brilliant tag . . . and he laid his entire body out to make the play.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jun 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon Miller is so awesome
“Bouncing, bouncing, bouncing….”
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Jon Miller’s call on that play was epic.
“Bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, it’s still there!”
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
Listen to the replay
Around about… 2:45 AM?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Me too.
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Fools and Sages
indeed.
Bochy will never take us all the way.
by Nick Cunningham on Jun 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
My mind just got blown
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
Guess I missed… weird.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I know how you feel, man.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
I like how the ump looked right into the runner’s (Mora’s?) eyes when making the call. You’re out, mutha fucka
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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
A Flanneryesque send!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Man, have we gotten spoiled by Nate's arm or what?
that was a piddler of a throw and still got him out!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
This.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I thought it was gonna be all Raul Ibanez.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a terrible throw.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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skipping rocks on a pond
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An outfield assist!
/rowand hangs head in shame knowing he hasn’t had one at home in 4 years
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
didn’t he just have one a few innings ago?
Bochy will never take us all the way.
by Nick Cunningham on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
now whats what I call managing
Thank god for the rules of deception in the big book of managing for borks
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
Whoops, I need to fix that.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Subject please
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I pity the fool that has pic-postin’ problems!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Who was running on that play? Bengie?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Thrown out on such a crappy throw.
Herrera should feel horrible
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This is just Bochy's wet dream
Molina will get a contract extension tomorrow.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Tores!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
Andres Bonds
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by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
Also, Wilson had a 14.43 K/9 before that inning. I don’t know how that ranks among closers, but thats pretty good.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Carlos Marmol was like 17+ for awhile
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
17.9 right now!
ridiculous
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Holy shit. That is two every inning he pitches.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I notice he gets a lot too.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
rowand solo hr
oh wait that’d take 40 innings.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
You have to make contact first.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Somebody hit a walkoff and celebrate gently.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
THIS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
We are so amazed when he does something he should do normally.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think that was a legitimately nice play.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe not GREAT AB material, but it wasn’t a routine tag.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
he made an amazing tag
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
The seasoning Posey doesn’t have
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a good play.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
That would require scoring an actual run.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
No hypothetical runs this time around!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a brutal frigging swing
What is about Giants hitters and breaking balls?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
You can only learn how to hit those in AA. Everyone skips AA
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
UGLY
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
Ugly Aubrey
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
The hell, Aubrey?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
To Natto:
So olivo’s career .283 OBP doesn’t make him Molina esque?
Stephen Curry is the future.
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by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BWEEZY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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Good war face.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Well, that was ugly
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOL Dodgers and Diamondbacks
Scoreless into the tenth. Go for twenty! Shred those bullpens!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
They displayed great four-to-two’d in doing so.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
extra baggs via twitter
RF Andres Torres throws out runner at plate, preserves 1-1 tie in 9th. 1B Buster Posey didn’t pull a Garko and cut it off.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Ouch. Garko's pride.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OH SNAP
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
The Legend grows!
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Aww Garko
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Why don't our hitters .. you know.. think?
you don;’t have to swing for the fences.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Braindead mumblemumble hackers!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I want some Jazzyness up in here.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
I WANT JAZZ!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
bad throw
man i was scared since i saw torres release the ball late in motion so the ball was going to die on the ground but it still made it in time LOL sweet
I wouldn’t throw Uribe a strike.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
lol if bengie missed i wouldve killed him
and love the garko zing!
Wilson in for the 10th?
If needed?
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Probably.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
PRELUDE: Buster Posey will be up as the final out in the bottom of the 9th of a tie ball game. GET READY FOLKS
yeah no pressure or anything
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Rowand would have offered at that.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
Let there be Jazz!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
next 3 hitters are a fail
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
POSEY POSEY POSEY POSEY
HR or DFA
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
MORA IS PLAYING FIRST BASE?????
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Barmes
WTF was that throw?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
POSEY MAKE ME PRODE YOU ASS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
HE'S not THAT drunk.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks the quote from "Beerfest"
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Baba O'Reily?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
Is that his walk-up music?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what it sounded like.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. I think it’s been different songs since he was called up.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder what his walk-off music is.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
LET'S GO BUSTER
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
goosebumps
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Jazz stopped playing
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BABA
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Buster outta here!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Posey walk off saves giants
Is the headline I want to see.
"Zito Doomed by Lack of Run Support"
is what you will get and like it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Rowand just swung at that from the dugout
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
HEY GUYS BUSTER SHOULD HIT A HOME RUN!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
Loving the Who intro
Moon was nearly ten years in the grave when Buster was born.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Hey, they came back for the Super Bowl.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm trying to forget that
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Cmon Posey
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
NERVOUS BUSTER IS NERVOUS
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
HAS ANYONE BROUGHT UP THAT THIS WOULD BE A FORTUITOUS TIME FOR GERALD POSEY'S FIRST HOME RUN?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NO ONE
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
i would like to subscribe to your newsletter sir!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
/points to left field wall
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
All those rookie walk-off homers last season gotta pay off now…
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
Am i the only one who thinks Kruk smokes weed?
Stephen Curry is the future.
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by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
Please sir, may I have a run?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Fuck you, Oliver.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
lol us
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh, Gerald. :(
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
fffffff
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Darn it
I hate extra innings.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Yes, but it was an awesome popup.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
textbook
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Just what I wanted
Another extra inning game
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Yay for you!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
With Molina and Rowand to lead off the 10th?
by paboperfecto on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Just where we wanted them.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jun 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
when are we going to have to admit that posey is the problem
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
TRADE HIM FOR 75K
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey getting right into the Giants swing of things.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
Uh...
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It's okay buster
Only Major League ab that inning.
Bork:
He’s not ready, get derosy up and ready.
Stephen Curry is the future.
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by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
I'm supposed to turn off the TV now
Ever since the grand slam game last year landed me in the ER I’m not supposed to watch extra innings games… but maybe just this once.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Are you Kendry Morales?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I'm a high-strung guy who's closely followed the Giants for the last 25 years.
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Yeah, that's pretty stale
It was Linden for years, but I finally let go of that dream.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Where's Damon Minor?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
why would you want to think of him?
B. Molina grounded into double play second to first, B. Posey out at second.....Ron Wotus stabs Bengie with a broken bat as he returns to the dugout.
Srsly?
Yes. Go now.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Molina
Rowand
PH
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
LOL – Molina and Rowand to lead off the next inning.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
sounds like a recipe for success
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for a “defensive” replacement, bring in Nate!
by paboperfecto on Jun 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It seems like they’re up every inning.
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddam it guys
I have work tomorrow. Sometimes I hate this coast.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
LOLYOU
I’m sleeping the fuck in tomorrow.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
We've got a tight one!!!!
And I’m not Kendry Morales dammit
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I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

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