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ONE OF MY GUYS!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Mesmerizing

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I really dislike Aaron Rowand

Same goddamn pitch for 3 years, and BORK is too busy protecting him.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

BEST. PICTURE. EVER

http://www.flickr.com/photos/thewrightshot/

by MohrPlease on Jun 1, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER!

NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER! NO HITTER!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't cut yourself short

PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME! PERFECT GAME!

by Josh L on Jun 1, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 seconds too late

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Aaron Rowand suck in this thread too?

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

always and forever

http://www.flickr.com/photos/thewrightshot/

by MohrPlease on Jun 1, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Each moment with you

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

MERRY XMAS

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys is aaron rowand fucking useless or what?

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jun 1, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Water wet
Molina fat

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

sky blue
grass green

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 1, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster awesome

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jun 1, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand pooping

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a nasty shit

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

worst case of butt pee evar?

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers eat children

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ligaments flapping

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toss to Buster…“Thats why I’M the catcher sucker.”

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Dont forget about Bengie Molina either, he is also fucking useless.

/TRs contribution for the day

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jun 1, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I would have said LOL ZITO, but he’s the pitcher. It’s not like he used to be the leadoff or cleanup hitter earlier this season or anything.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate how all my links don't ever have kruk or kuip announcing

Always sucky ass commentating from away announcers. Oh well at least I can see Scott fail on screen.

by waffles on Jun 1, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

u can argue the catcher has to stay in for the D

but Scott is only the 3rd-best CF on this team

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ZITO

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

“BOO YOU SUCK ZITO”

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MULLET

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

There needs to be a player that sports a skullet

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, Nate could probably grow a mean skullet

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

BWAHAHAH

kruk just made fun of tulo’s mullet

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Eat your damn egg roll mullet Tulo!!!!

by waffles on Jun 1, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it Tulo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

"that only happens to you when you have a mullet!"

EPIC burn, kruk!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 1, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Tulowitzki's mullet

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on Jun 1, 2010 8:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

HOLY CRAP TULOMULLET!

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 1, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

irl lol

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 1, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as good as “the rat tail.”

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow that really is a legit mullet

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 1, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's disgusting

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Do I dislike him more, or do I like his sense of irony?

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 1, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m afraid it’s not ironic.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a mullet filled with sincerity

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No “awesome” is. Everything is awesome, drives me up the wall.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Along with "genius."

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking the latter

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 1, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

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by Gobroks on Jun 1, 2010 8:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It’s like raaaaaaaain on your wedding day

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

S T F D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jun 1, 2010 8:09 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

pine

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Now score some runs

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Brad Hawpe bears...

the MARK of ZITO

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, but I wasn’t done talking about Tulo’s mullet.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 1, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

He should probably grow a really thin mustache. You know, just to be safe.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 1, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Lionel Richie stache

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

JOHN WATERS!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOO SLOW

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 1, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 outta 6 k's on lets go zeets!

yeah i’m magic inside

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 1, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DOUCHE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he change color in water, or the sun. Something like that

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barely!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck you bryce harper!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 1, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

the umpire’s slow punch-out made the K even better.

by Unitard on Jun 1, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

wow I just got back and this games still scoreless, amazing.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

not really. zito + giants offense = goose eggs

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was more shocked that it was the 4th inning, I figured with z33tz against the rockies it’d be at most in the top of the 3rd.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I smell like burned tires.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Oakland

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLPEN

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

MINE??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

works every time

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not ANYMORE!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Pucetas: 1.2 IP, 7 H, 8 ER, 2 BB, 1 SO

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 1, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

OUCH

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

TORRRESSSS!!!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres him a new one!!

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES MANIA!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Do phone booths even exist anymore?

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can meet in 1970!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ADRES FUCKING TORRES

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES THE GIANT!!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s right field, Kuip

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES THE GIANT

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRRRRRRES!!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HE SAID LEFT FIELD

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES!!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD THING HAPPENED

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

DINGERZ

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by Gobroks on Jun 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Torresssss!

"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jun 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I say

Good show.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

WOAH

CRUSHED

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

lol here comes home run swings all night

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

....

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

CANTALOPE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

\o/

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this guy, but I really miss Rowand in the leadoff spot

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jun 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

me to we need his veteran leadership and plate discipline

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i enjoy this development

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Andres Torres

He hits home runs for the Giants.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

POKEMONZ REJOICE!!

and kuip said “left field” on the call. lol drunk

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

i would be ok with nate

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

false.

completely false.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

I’m a huge BowkerManiac, but Torres has earned a starting job.

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Jun 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

boats for sale!

by mlb22 on Jun 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

As one of the more frequent Torres boosters

I’d just like to say I love my son (and I did it before it was cool!)

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Andres

I feel cool now

And in love…

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Mole

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY MOLEY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

/Mole’d

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by Gobroks on Jun 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

umm....

http://www.flickr.com/photos/thewrightshot/

by MohrPlease on Jun 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

21!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

very nice

REC’D

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

MR. F

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MOLE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad Panda

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Pablo. :/

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad Panda!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

that sucked

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo cmmon

take a pitch or two. pretty please?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit Panda

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

aaaaaaaack

sometimes pablo….grrrrrrr

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OH PANDA

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Double play........that's odd

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FATT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

that wasn't even close

and it was a slow hit grounder

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude weighs 530 pounds now

LOL PABLO’S MOM

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poop.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Really pablo?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

A Giant’s special. Maybe we were a little premature on thinking he was out of his slump.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

/pablo swings at first pitch

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

THat's about as bad as you can look in an AB

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

i would say it takes more than one pitch to really look as bad as possible. exhibit a: any rowand k.

by coolandtough on Jun 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

that's why Huff should bat third

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GOSH DARNIT PABLO

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Eww

Dont ever look like Molina again…Bad panda

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

/clicks subject

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

/hides

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

cant….stop….staring….

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ew gross.

/clicks subject line

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

God bless subject lines

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAH

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for the subject line. And probably it doesn’t need to be posted ever ever again.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waffles being waffles.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know it

Omg that was disgusting to stare at.

by waffles on Jun 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stat’s a bad waffles. Bad waffles

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than blue waffle.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

competing with 2 girls 1 cup

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

All teams have to do is pitch inside to pablo and he LOL FPOMS.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres WAR last year: 2.0. In 75 games.
Torres WAR this year: 2.0. In 42 games.
Rowand WAR for 2010: 0.1.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

.1?

ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL his war is seriously only 0.1?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

his war should be negative

by Unitard on Jun 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that’s just what they automatically give you when you get hit in the face with a fastball.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's half of his OBP

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i seriously almost believed this

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's hitting worse than Randy Winn hit last year.

Worse than Randy Winn hit last year.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy:

still thinks Winn is due for a hot streak

by NateEveryday on Jun 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn is a saint!

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray.Woot.Boo.

Inning summary thus far

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Jun 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Huff

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck me andres

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

damnit pablo

run wouldve scored

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

well, maybe

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

would have with sac fly

by Unitard on Jun 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUFF!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard there are dingerz in here.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

AUBREYBOT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFFER

Oh man, if only we hadn’t GIDP’d there…

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY MEADOWS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Tuolumne Meadows

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only there wasn't a GIDP in between the 3 hits...

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

SIR HUFFINGTON!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Hawpe's jump

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

It seems like the Giants always hit home runs and then get guys on base.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

:(

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been a while since they’ve hit a multi-run homer.

by Natto on Jun 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fraudley!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

if only freddy sanchez was on base...........

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

if only Huff was batting third

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIFT A

Just finished dinner.

I LOVE ANDRES TORRES.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that double play REALLY sucks now

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

amazing

hitting with 2 strikes

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Proof that Torres is the Batman

This is a photo of a house near the Guatemalan sinkhole. I assume she feels well-protected.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff really yanked that one.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Huffman

OH YEAH

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Jun 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah he's definitely pressing

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He weighs 921 pounds

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s big boned and popular!

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUGFAT!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jun 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Uribe

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit that was well hit

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

bah

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

stole my liine!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

CURSES! YOU WIN THIS TIME GRAVITY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BONDRIS TORRES

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Victor Conte is still in biz

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im still lol’ing at that

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm...juice is delicious

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe always hits at’em balls

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 1, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

God I can’t stand PR sometimes.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, we have some BEAT LA threads that are longer than that. But then again, it’s BEAT LA.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuck.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they missing a chromosome?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

blog needz nerdz

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

and someone with a 5th grade education

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the bright side, they’ve now broken their exclamation point and dollar sign keys

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jun 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAIDERS!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It 2 hopped into the drink

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Jun 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

bounced before hitting the drink

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jun 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

A single, a double, and a homerun all in the same inning. Only one run scores, of course.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

it's magic

disappearing baserunners

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DOUBLE DOWN PABLO

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes Zito

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Zito

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ZITO

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Zeet almost hit olvio...

That was way up there on gameday.

by waffles on Jun 1, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SETTING UP DP

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

These Subway questions are often stupid

remember the Where is Feliz now one?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW DO BALL PLAYERS TIE THEIR SHOELACES

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is Fred Lewis now?

/3,000 comments

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

baby tuckoo shaves his head . . .

 . . . to get more speed through the luminiferous ether.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 1, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH!

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 1, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

arm shaving

I guess I can just add my arms to my weekly waxing regimen

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF UZR!

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Huff

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Eww

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is no i in vacuum

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point, and well said, noggood

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does the audio suck for anyone else tonight?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, it took until the fifth inning for them to hit it to Huff! Progress!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Huff’s facial expressions are ALWAYS awesome

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!!!!!!!!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job Panda!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play, fatty!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Great play by Panda

GREAT stretch by Freddy

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FALL DOWN RANGE

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda taketh away, Panda taketh away from the other guys.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone know how Huff's arm is?

I’ve been wondering this since he moved to LF.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm sure he has huge forearms

Call it a hunch…

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Jun 1, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huge shaved forearms.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems adequate. Made a decent throw yesterday.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 1, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember him having a really good throw back on a sac fly

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOAH

PANDA D!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA POWER

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play, Panda

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Jun 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Nice play Pablito!~

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Slide

Nice play

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

jimcallisBA
  
Harper just crushed second HR of night at JC World Series, gives him national lead all by himself at 31. 8 RBI tonight. #mlbdraft

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 1, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

who’s first again?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck bryce harper and his JC-ness

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 1, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sucks that CA JUCO’s aren’t in the Series

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean sez:

JC is the AAA of college, meaningless statz

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jun 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes to the opposing pitcher, [Giants pitcher].

by Natto on Jun 1, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes. Throw them

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ZITO

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MATT CAPS

just blew a fat save against the stros

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Whaddya know - Strikes Work!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Jun 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

k thnx bye!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit really

I just got here this inning. Zito’s a monster.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

zito is my homie

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

go giants

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah

you actually watch basbeall tonight?

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEBCAM

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

SFPD!

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL pitching around hammel

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucy bubbahead

would like one to put a cherry bomb in on July 4.

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lineup this inning.

6. Posey
7. FAIL
8. FAIL

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Lineup most days

Pablo
Posey
Torres (on current hot streak)
FAIL

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FAT LEADING OFF

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

jaymee sire

/swoon

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

mmm

JAYMEE IS NICE

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUMP JAYMEE JUMP!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SFPDM!!

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

What non-Giants bobblehead would you guys like to see?

I’d LOVE a Steve Perry one.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Rob Schneider

(kidding!)

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

Really?

/searches

Dear god.

A Day of Comedy with the Giants
Sunday 10/3 vs. SD at 1:05pm

I don’t think Giants fans will be in the mood for comedy on October 3rd. Just a hunch.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nancy Pelosi

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker for Tulowitzki!

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

John Bowker and Troy Tulowitzki: wacky roommates!

by Natto on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy G!

Expositionist.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Would like a DVD of that Jaymee run

all in slo-mo please

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

plus the celebratory jump

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jun 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

demands fanshot

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G spot touching

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

/bork notes that posey didn’t swing at first pitch slider, sends him down for lack of aggressiveness.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit Tulo is good

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU TULO

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit TROY!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FU TULO

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU!!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU TULO!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU TULO

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Great play

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

fu tulomullet. great play.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FML

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Troy Tulowitzki

And his dumb mullet

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

crapoop

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

A shirtless Zito and a handful of smiling women.

But of course.

Well, now that that nasty Ubaldo business is behind us how’s the NL West TempestTeapot Small Ball Juggernaut doin’?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit Tulo

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Posey’s pretty slow.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Look who his mentor is.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis Ishikawa? Will Clark? Some other first baseman?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

why he's not the LF

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s from Canada so people think he’s slow, ehhhhh.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, there goes the inning

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounded safe to me.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Funny stats. I’ll trust my ears.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fiddlesticks

/Purple Row

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

My dislike for Tulo is ever increasing, that aside it was a good play.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 1, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I think its more a collective dislike of him from all giants fans due to us being bitter of his excellent range.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN has a new clip for tonight's show!

/summons music guy

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

On deck

vast amount of suck

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was something.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOBA FATT!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Warning track power

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina, lazy fly ball….

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

You can't fool us Kuip

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

wrong park, B-$

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT AB

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie Molina: REMAIN CALM….ALL IS WELL

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Not far away from what?

Retirement? Opening a car dealership?

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop protecting him Krukl / Kuip

Its the same damn pop up as per usual. Why does he get the leeway that Lewis never got?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

$12M

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

2004

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop saying Molina is not far away

Hitting fly ball is not a skill.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rowand Bloop

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BLIND SQUIRREL

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

guys i dont believe jon

he really blooped one?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

Rowand hit means he’s in the lineup for the next 3 months.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

He would have been anyways. He’s one of our guys.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BARMES

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

HAW HAW BARMES - THAT'S OUR WORST HITTER!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT!!!!!! WHAT A HIT!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL POSEY ROBBED

ROWAND DUCK FART FOR A HIT

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Great swing Scott!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

HE's HAWT

No way he leaves the lineup now

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, in gameday that shows as a homer

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did he call Jeter “Jeff”?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just ask Luis Gonzales circa 2001.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank God…the slump is over!!!!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jun 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie Molina OPS Watch

.647

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

a liner in the boxscore

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s back slowly out of the room and let Kuip and Benji continue their love “affair”

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I kinda wish he didn't do that

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

OUR GUYS

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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott ?!?

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on Jun 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

SCOTT?!?!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it wrong that I'm actively rooting for Rowand to fail?

So that the idiots on these team will finally act?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Wrong, no.

Futile, yes.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not yet rooting for Rowand to fail

Because I’m not convinced of the tangible benefits his departure would create; Bowker isn’t that impressive, especially on D.

I do, however, root for Molina to fail on every occasion.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate would play RF, not Bowker

and I certainly see that as a tangible improvement

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops, you're completely right

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

My point still remains

If I had to pick one person to GTFO of this lineup, it would be Molina, not Rowand.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I would agree with this but I don’t see why have to stop at only one of them leaving the lineup.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have no idea how impressive Bowker might be.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I’m tired of seeing how unimpressive Bowker is.

Maybe he’s unimpressive. We don’t know, though. I don’t think we’ve seen enough to say for sure.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck your perfect game, Halladay.. we got a Rowand single!

by mlb22 on Jun 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

/bork notes to self rowands great swing, gives him 500 more ab’s

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I am not listening to K&K, but I imagine them saying something about Scott will take that since he is in a slump, and that will be the start of a hot stretch. or something like that

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Well she is a sweetie.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 1, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

She is cute.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair, i’d rather watch that girl than rowand. easy.

by coolandtough on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s pretty much adorable.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never said she wasn’t adorable.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork touts Rownads line drive single in the post game

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

this is not funny cuz its true :/

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 1, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitting sterak: engaged

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Jun 1, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know what sterak is

but I assume it’s a muscle relaxant, and it looks like Rowand’s been hitting it pretty hard.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Victor Conte special

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SCOTT’S ON A STERAK

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think of it as getting 2 outs out of the way

Rowand and Zito were 2 auto outs. That one bloop got both out of the way.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

So wait...Rowand just got a hit...

{Aneurysm}

http://www.flickr.com/photos/thewrightshot/

by MohrPlease on Jun 1, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

McCoven:

Beating a dead horse into the ground, one Benji Rowand at bat at a time.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Jun 1, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR THE SWARM!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Humor.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carry on.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Jun 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/killer gif idea

/screams with frustration at his lack of gif skills

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZITO FOR LEADOFF

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

man this Zito at bat is the best at bat of the night

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I AM A GENIUS

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT at bat by Zito.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Legitimately!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep seeing pitches, Barry!

then take a walk

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how Kruk & Kuip are amused by anything.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell, I'm amused by anything . . .

 . . . even you gays.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

These guys are DRUNK.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This girl is more amusing than the game, I have to say.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

It is true. And the kid is adorable.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s like that kid in monsters inc

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOO!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ZEETZ best AB of the night

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ZEETS

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO!!!!!!!!!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

BAR-RY! BAR-RY! BAR-RY!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

THAT DUDE HAD ZITO SOCKS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLZITO

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLHAMMELZ?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/thewrightshot/

by MohrPlease on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

PLAY FOR YOURSELVES

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DAGGER

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Horrible AB

Where’s the Homerun?????

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ZITO

Do it yourself!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry Zito: making more solid contact than Aaron Rowand

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on Jun 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

/Swings at Slider

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for that one homer.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

scott in Marin says hi.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do we always seem to get hits with 2 outs?

1 run, 5 hits – this is a Giants special.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

if only more left the yard

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our two pitcher’s spots both got hits?!

by sprdelfin on Jun 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t even care about the game anymore. I just wanna watch that little girl run around with Kuip’s commentary

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

registered offender

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, didn’t see you there walrusman

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand couldn’t even go from 1st to 3rd on a 2 out ground ball single.. nice.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

He might suck

but he’s not a Velez on the bases

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, i take that back

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LF was playing shallow

It was fielded some fifty feet from 3B… no chance.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

true, I just use any moment I can to insult rowand.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carry on

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol hit in the wrong direction tho

by Unitard on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He looked out

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

he was out lol

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounded safe

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott forgot what being on base is like.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Scott

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Oh, Scott...

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SCOTT ASLEEP ON THE BASEPATHS

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Looked like Rowand was out.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you frigging nuts Rowand?

You were out.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, he was out.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Cut Rowand a break, it has been a while since he’s been on base

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Forgot how to do it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was out

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand you idiot

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Oho, the sparkplug in the replay

“I LOVE HIM! I…I LOVE HIM!”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

omg

bench his fucking ass for a week, then DFA him

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

not this century

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 and a half more years

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

cries.

Thinks of happier thoughts about new Zito.

Realizes that Sabean and Bochy think new Zito means that Rownads will come back.

cries.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what are we going to do with his fucking ass?

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Scott

pls leave this team forever. Thx.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jun 1, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude this is Miguel Olivo

Man passes kidney stone mid game. And comes back to catch the next inning.

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

really? that’s wrong.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toughest man on earth

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/29/miguel-olivo-passes-kidne_n_556864.html

With his team trailing 5-1 in the 8th inning, the Colorado backstop slipped into the team’s bathroom and passed a kidney stone. Astonishingly, as soon as he got the stone out of his system, Olivo quickly jumped into his catching gear and trotted back onto the field.

Describing the superhuman feat, Olivo explained that when he has a kidney stone, “I just want to die.” Yet he somehow overcomes the misery. “I can handle pain a little bit. Once it’s gone, I’m normal.”

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m terrified of someday getting a kidney stone

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too. Too much salt.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

“that when he has a kidney stone”

So this is a regular thing?

And LOL huffingtonpost links for sports news.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The man can handle pain a little bit. didn’t you hear him?

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot - BLOOD ON THE FIELD

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies trainer

Looks like Jefferson Darcy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, I want to see that girl some more! Not the close-up of his hand!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Are thumbs suppose to look like that?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

MEMORANDUM

FROM THE DESK OF BILL NEUKOM

TO: Mike Krukow; Duane Kuiper; Jon Miller; Dave Flemming

RE: Molina/Rowand

It has come to my attention that a website called “McCovey Chronicles” has taken to saying horrible things about our two best players. In response, please heap as much praise as possible upon these players; I want you to think “Cup Half Full” – if you will it, it is no dream. Additionally, please blame their recent poor batting luck on the month of May and assure our loyal viewers that June will see an end to the cruel warped attitude of the previous one. I want you to remind the listeners as much as you can that these guys are professional hitters and that they are here for a reason.

PS It’s Magic Inside!!!
PPS I’d really like you to begin dropping subtle hints about how amazing Pat Burrell is and how valuable he was to the Phillies World Series run.

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jun 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lol

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty good

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

trivia question:

Why did BLB call Rowand “Scott”?

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

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by Gobroks on Jun 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Because he looks like a Scott

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Jun 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the deal with airplane peanuts??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just didn't give a fuck.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jun 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Rowand and Rolen are similar names and all white people look the same

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don Pardo, what do we have for SF Pete?

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don Pardo, what do we have for SF Pete?

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jun 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Don Pardo has something for you.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he ever responds

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He thought Rowand was Scott Hairston?

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all seriousness

I think he confused Rowand with Scott Rolen… or possibly Podsednik

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by Gobroks on Jun 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

new catcher awready

Zito is getting tired from standing around

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

What happened?

Gameday does not compute

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Jun 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres is still good

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

damn that was a great pitch to hit

by Unitard on Jun 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Pls don't swing for the fences Torres

That was a pitch begging to be hit.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone at home plate is getting dinged up.

by Natto on Jun 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep your head still, Andres

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Both of them!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll give you 5-1 odds that Torres gets a here and Rowand misses the third base bag and is called out on appeal

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jun 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

gets a what?

don’t leave us hanging!

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gushing fanpost deleted?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH BLOODY MURDER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLRRES

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Good pitch

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Feldergarb.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

dang

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Oof

That didn’t look like a strike

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

But that's not a strike hen Barry throws it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

the umps “calling it as he sees it” RIGHT?!?!?!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M A CHIKIN LOL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOCK MOCK MOCK MAMOCK!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-year extension withdrawn

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jun 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was disappointing

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Blue

He’s 5’3"! No way that’s a strike!

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by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

how did we not score there?

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because we're us?

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by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

hi

you may have forgotten me . I’m the SF Giants offense.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad breath and you were staring at her rack throughout dinner.

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bah.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's get real here, guys

Did you actually think we would score?

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Jun 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

when you’re high…shit happens

by sfoakbay on Jun 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

negative

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEAD HORSE!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS DEAD

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Jun 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

Two wild pitches in an inning occurs a couple times a year.

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by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, no,

But the longer the socks, the smaller the blister.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Rowand would steal third and home so yes

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a bridge on Jupiter to sell you.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Jun 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are no bridges on Jupiter…don’t do it.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Jun 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEES!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez, way to expand the zone there, ump

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG 3 WALKS ZITO UR LOSN ME

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Shawn Estes is jealous.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks to rowands single, we’re all fucked.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That curveball is nasty

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

k thnx bye!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, boy.

Sa- WEET Zeets.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Zito

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WEENIE ARM

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve seen that movie.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s good.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Powerful film. I needed kleenex.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure what universe I’m in where Zito is pitching better than Lincecum.

Maybe I’m in the LOST sideways world

by DFARowand on Jun 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Soon, you’ll be ‘ready’ to ‘move’ ‘on’

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Jun 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLUTO NO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

“and rowand’s throw rolls into 2nd base”

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

Noodle Arm

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jun 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

o no :(

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking POS arm

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on Jun 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Fixed

fucking POS arm

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

gameday says, RIGHT THERE LOLOLOL NOT A STRIKE.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

clearly we have no other hot outfielders, right?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker doesn’t hit enough bloops off his hands

by Artimus Clyde on Jun 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate Schierholtz seconds.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jun 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

Zito just threw 88 mph

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That was rather personal.

Should I stop?

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Things Zito Says In The Wee Hours" for $300, please.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

been like that allllllllllllllll night long

by Unitard on Jun 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

for reals?

/is officially a new Zito believer

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on Jun 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jun 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TODDFATHER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK BENGIE PASSED BALL CURSE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Conversation with a friend who knows nothing about baseball and has seen all of 2 Giants games

     “I think Rowand is terrible.”
     “I agree. He shouldn’t be starting.”
     Short pause, then “Is he worse than Molina?”

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

Perspective!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

“Who is that tool with the mullet?”

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per Damon Bruce:

Rowand & Molina are a combined 6-for-their-last-74 AB’s

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jun 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised it’s that good. I’m also surprised Bruce knows a Giant’s stat.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

My 6 year old cousin who went to 1 giants games with me asked me why he looked so bad while hitting

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOPEN BASES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Take a Shot

at least it’s not third.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a strike

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

gameday says so as well

by Unitard on Jun 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

same as torres strike 3

by coolandtough on Jun 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

My ears said strike.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Jun 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smoke him inside . . .

 . . . but call the wife

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on Jun 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon Miller and Ed Rapawano (?) are NOT seeing eye to eye tonight. Flem seems to agree….

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I spell every umps name: D-U-M-B-A-S-S….

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Jun 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice work, Barry!

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by antinous on Jun 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Z I T O

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jun 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Good

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

good job, zeetz

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jun 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES ZITO

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jun 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Zito

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry zito: Ace of the staff

So sayeth ray fosse

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

shift-A

who’s looking good today? other than zeets obviously

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.

by atxgiantsfan on Jun 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

well one thing is already confirmed before every game, definately not rowand.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jun 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito-ca, FUCK YEAH!

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on Jun 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

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