Where do you really begin here? There is so much in this piece to make me think that Brian Sabean was either a) born to lie badly or b) was born with significant neurocognitive deficits. In a piece full of winners, my favorite line was easy: "Triple-A baseball isn't very good," Sabean said. "I'm going to tell you that right now. Especially from a pitching standpoint. Anybody who can pitch is in the big leagues." I guess that Strasburg kid must be a joke. Oh and I'm sure it makes your own pitching prospects such as MadBum and Pucetas happy to hear that they are basically driftwood.