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Post-game thread: Mets walk off again

It's not fair, but I'm blaming Bengie Molina for both of these losses. If Molina signed with the Mets, there's no way that Rod Barajas and Henry Blanco are hitting walk-off home runs against the Giants. You could bring up that Molina is hitting .325/.396/.450, and has been fantastic for the Giants this season, but that's not the point.

Plus, we all know that Buster Posey is made of magic (midichlorians, if you want to get technical about it...) so he'd not only be hitting .500/.700/1.200 right now, but he wouldn't dream of calling pitches that end up as walkoff home runs. Pure magic.

Sarcasm aside, it's not like you expect to win a Wellemeyer/Santana matchup, but this one still hurts. I feel like I've been shot in the gut by John Leguizamo, which coincidentally feels like what it felt like to watch an episode of "House of Buggin'." But I digress.

Sigh.

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by greatgiantfan on May 8, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT MOLINA

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Remember, subject line

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe this show actually existed.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe I watched it.

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that show, or something like it. Japanese thing…

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was also an American spinoff, IIRC.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wipeout. Truly awful attempt at a show that really only works with Japanese eccentric types anyway. We’re not diabolical enough to make it work.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen Wipeout. It’s more of an obstacle course. But I think there was also an American version of the exact thing with the moving cutouts for people.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Human Tetris something or other.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t it called Hole in the Wall or something like that?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or was that the Larry Craig Show?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo

Hole in the Wall.

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wipeout is more modeled after MXC, one of the few positive contributions Spike has made to television. Need I remind you of Slamball?

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that the crazy basketball thing with the trampolines?

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh haha I remember that.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was interesting anyways…better than that no rules football thing they tried UFL?

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or the XFL!

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah! That thing. He Hate Me.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You leave my social life out of this

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the basketball-with-trampolines that Tom Tolbert commentated?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t work with ESPN anchors, either.

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wipeout is not the spinoff of the show shown above.

The show above was the American spinoff and it was on FOX iirc.

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unbeatable Banzuke FTW!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap that’s cool.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should see some of the other challenges they have. Hand-walking obstacle courses, pogo-sticking obstacle courses, feats of strength and dexterity… I used to watch it all the time on G4.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The second guy destroyed that course.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

…It’s like Ninja Warrior on a bicycle. Weird.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Ninja Warrior is actually the spinoff of Unbeatable Banzuke (or whatever their actual names were when they aired in Japan).

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by Johnny Disaster on May 8, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUX 2 B U

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a couple of times!

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Bengie goes to the DL

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by GiantPain on May 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

so what happened to Molina? DL?

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by DJ Tofu on May 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

The game just finished. I don’t think we’ll know until tonight.

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by Natto on May 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would probably be the quickest use of the DL in the HIEAD/Sabean era, wouldn't it?

Usaaly they have to fiddel fart arround with that idea for several days, if not several weeks.

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by daveinexile on May 8, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Baggs said no

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by Gobroks on May 8, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shot in the guy!

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by Natto on May 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll always know.

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by Natto on May 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

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by 49er16 on May 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

GUILLERMO MOTA IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SERGIO ROMO BECAUSE MOTA WOULD NEVER GIVE UP A WALK-OFF HOME RUN

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by groug on May 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota had already pitched a spotless 10th.

which is better than what Bob did last night.

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by hokysmksbw on May 8, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we score in the eleventh, Wilson comes in and Mota is a hero. However, Mota is no better at preventing walk offs than Romo is. You can ask Uribe about that as well as Blanco. There’s a better chance that it’s Affeldt who becomes the eighth inning guy, not Mota. Jeremy looked back on track today.

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by rxmeister on May 8, 2010 3:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh good. I’m glad we’re looking at HR / game as the telling state for relievers.

xFIP for Mota is more than a full run higher than Romo, despite the 3 HR given up, btw.

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by jctGamer on May 8, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/clank!

In other news, it was revealed that Fred Lewis did not, in fact, go to Toronto. He merely moved to the Giants’ bullpen under the name “Guillermo Mota.”

A Blue Jays spokesperson said, “well, we owed Sabean a favor after he got our bullpen car out of impound last year, so we agreed to ‘trade for’ Fred. We’ve actually been playing without a leadoff hitter the last few weeks and just faking the stats. No one cares what we do up here enough to fact-check our box scores.”

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillermo Mota has not been a good pitcher since 2005. This has not changed in the last 13 innings.

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by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any guy who smokes Mike Piazza and Prince Fielder

is an AWESOME DUDE in my book.

And he was more than OK last year.

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by hokysmksbw on May 8, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, he was bad.

The only reason his ERA was so low is because 20 or so of the runners he allowed to cross home were charged to other pitchers.

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by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear me.

I hate to mention that ugly word facts, but that does not accord with the facts in the case.

Mota’s Quality of Pitching for 2009 was 3.11, and that has nothing to do with other people’s runners. (Think of it, crudely speaking, as something like Bill James’ “Runs Craeted” only applied to a pitcher’s stats and translated to an ERA-compatible number.) His career QoP is 3.43, and his QoP for 2010 before the Saturday game was 1.43—in fact, that last almost screams that he was due for a mishap, just as a batter hitting, say, .500 is clearly due for a dry spell.

All in all, he is not miraculous, but is significantly better than average.

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by owlcroft on May 8, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is QoP

and how is it different than FIP?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's an old but still quite useful toy.

The answer appears here.

It differs from FIP in that it doesn’t attempt to say what a man “should have” given up with average fielding: it simply smooths out the tugs and jerks of blind chance. Because of that, over a sufficient period (typically more than a season, and for short relievers often more than a couple of seasons) it and the true ERA will converge, as luck is evened out over time. It is useful because we don’t have to “wait out” the time-smoothing of luck to see how well a man is pitching.

It is, as I think I said elsethread, analogous to using a “runs created” sort of formula on a batter’s stats.

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by owlcroft on May 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. Thank you.

There are several TWSSs in there, I think.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, . . .

. . . if TWSS is being used there for what, in another time and place, would have been ipse dixit, then ’tain’t so. It all can be demonstrated, in a way that would satisfy Lord Kelvin.

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by owlcroft on May 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. I accuse you of no fallacies.

I’m just being immature and giggling at phrases like “smooths out the tugs and jerks.”

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if you tried to post a link there, but if you’re going to bring up obscure stats of which literally nobody here except you have ever heard, and then claim they’re better than commonly used stats (or that they’re useful in any way, really), you’re going to have to provide a formula. Or at the very least explain the basics. Otherwise, as far as anyone who isn’t you is concerned, you’re just randomly citing acronyms and numbers.

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by Cookyman on May 9, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK

Searching the site, I found a comment where you link to an explanation of QoP (though even the explanation fails to provide a formula).

But essentially, it seems that QoP doesn’t try to adjust for the effect defense has on balls in play, so I seriously doubt it predicts ERA better than FIP, especially in such small sample sizes. If I’m wrong, you’re going to have to tell me why.

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by Cookyman on May 9, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, from the beginning:

A brief discussion of the QoP appears here. No formula appears there because it is quite complex. Those interested in the minutiae of such things can read up on them in this edition of The Baseball Analysts. (The QoP derives from the TPP, which is very similar to the TOP for batting discussed in that article.)

Whether QoP “predicts” ERA is not the point of it: it reflects the actual quality of what has already occurred much better, in the short to medium term, than does ERA.

It could easily enough be converted to a FIPS-like measure by assuming league-average BABIPs, but I have never felt the need. Were I still doing this sort of stuff for hire, doubtless I would long ago have done so.

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by owlcroft on May 10, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

The question isn’t if it’s better than ERA, the question is if it’s better than FIP. If not, then there’s no point in bringing into discussion.

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by Cookyman on May 10, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since you forced me to look it up, Mota let 17 inherited runners score, which was amongst the 10 worst in MLB. That’s even more impressive given the fact that Torre’s trust of him was such that his usage was in the Merkin Valdez range.

I’m sure QoP is delightful measure in its own right, but most of the other advanced pitching metrics think Mota wasn’t worth a roll of toilet paper last year.

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by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but he gives up walk-off homers to Juan Uribe. So, we got that going for us.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I long ago gave up . . .

. . . worrying about, or trying to change, what “most other” anythings think or say.

You are, in essence, repeating the hoary “clutch/choke” argument, which I would have thought had, by the 21st century, been laid in its grave with a stake through its heart. But I guess the old superstitions die as hard as Dracula does.

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by owlcroft on May 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it’s not a clutch/choke argument. He’s saying that his stat line from 2009 does not reflected 17 inherited runners, which is somewhere in the neighborhood of 1 inherited run scoring every 3 or 4 appearances… and that doesn’t filter out appearances where he came in in the start of an inning with nobody on base (I don’t know where one would collect that sort of information), so it’s likely a good deal more frequent than that.

Perspective can get a little skewed when your horse is so high.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it is.

His quality of pitcing (with or without the initial caps) was quite good. That is undeniable. The counter was, whatever its exact wording, that he may have pitched well but nevertheless gave up his hits where or when they would have a strong effect on scoring inherited runners.

That is a “choke” argument in that regardless of where runners come from—a preceding pitcher or his own work—letting them in at a rate disproportionate to his average giving up of hits is a “choke”.

It necessarily presumes that the man gave up hits in critical situations but maintained his quality, or ERA, or whatever measure you like, by not giving up hits when there were few or no runners on, and that that was a consistent behavior pattern. I submit that whether it did or did not happen that way is a function of chance, rather than of any “choke” effect.

I mean, really: why raise the issue of inherited runners allowed by a pitcher with good stats otherwise unless you are saying that he chokes “when it counts”?

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by owlcroft on May 8, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

except
1) he doesn’t really have good stats otherwise
2) the original commenter really does believe that Mota’s ERA last year is proof of him having a good year. Inherited runners are one reason not to trust a reliever’s ERA, regardless of clutchiness.

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by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because pitching with the bases empty and pitching with runners on are not the same thing.

Pitching from the stretch, holding the runner, pitching for the ground ball or the strikeout… Those are distinct skills, and have nothing to do with leverage unless you want to start an argument about mindset when managing multiple points of focus and filtering out white noise.

Mota gave up 25 ER as the pitcher of record last year, but he allowed 42 runners to cross the plate. No matter which way you slice it, if you believe in run prevention, that sucks.

The argument doesn’t presume those things; you do.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

But . . .

. . . when you say “Those are distinct skills”, you are assuming that he never had any runners of his own on base, so that he did not need those skills to keep his own performance numbers in line.

What the QoP says is “this is what the man’s ERA would look like if he pitched just as he has, but over a rather long stretch of innings, so that luck averages out.” To assume that when other pitchers’ runners are on base his performance is nontrivially different from what it is when his own runners are on base is to assume “clutch/choke” to be a real phenomenon.

If we want to rattle off stats about his 2009, his allowed OB% was .260 (and his career is .290), his BABIP was .240 (and his career is an amazingly low .270), his K/BB ratio was 2.44 (versus 2.45 career), and so on and so forth. His ERA was 3.44, and his QoP was 3.11 (which speaks to some bad luck). Do those look like the numbers of a mediocre pitcher?

The only thing I hear being said is “but he let inherited runners score”. In 2009, yes, he did: 45%. The year before, he allowed 20%; this year, he has allowed 17%. The conclusion is?

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by owlcroft on May 10, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not, really. I’m saying you can’t trust a reliever’s ERA, because a reliever’s success or failure often has more effect on some other guy’s ERA.

I just flat don’t see where Mota’s season was any good. He didn’t strike guys out, his control wasn’t great. His BABIP was pretty low, but I don’t see why we should expect that to continue into this year.

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by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really

there are only two statistics to use with Mota. His age, and the decibel level of the boos when his name was announced at the game today. That told me everything I needed to know.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's their armando!

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Armando is their Armando.

I was at that game, too. They hate ’Mando WAAAAY more than they hate Mota. And they hate Mota quite a bit.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder

if a player has more fanbases that hate him than Armando…

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonds.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t count. He means the fanbases of teams for which Armando played.

On that count, Barry only has the Pirates.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but do Pirates fans really hate Bonds?

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was heavily booed when the Giants visited Pittsburgh for years.

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that was jealousy anyway.

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

what I mean is hated like mando is hated- because they’ve blown so many games and been total dicks about it. I really think he’s in a class of 1 on that one. Pirates fans probably hate Bonds because he split for cash, but they should hate their ownership for that.

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was a little of both.

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus that whole not-throwing-out-Sid-Bream thing. Of course they know that they wouldn’t have been there without him, but still… what an awful way to end your tenure with a team.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's true

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

AJ Pierzynzxcky?

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 2009

Mota entered with Bases Loaded 4x and allowed runs 2×.
He entered with 2 men on 9x and allowed runs 7×.
He entered with 1 man on 8x and allowed runs 3×.

That’s prettyy good, since any sacrifice situation where the team was willing to trade runs for outs should not be held against Mota.

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by hokysmksbw on May 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Assuming that they were actually trading outs for those runs.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So over half the time he came in, he gave up runs

that is awful. In no context is that good.

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can have no idea whatever . . . .

. . . unless you know the outs situation in every case. A man who comes in with the bases loaded and 2 out has a very different chnace of letting in a run than one who comes in woth the bases loaded and none out.

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by owlcroft on May 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed; that is not good.

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by greatgiantfan on May 8, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

all in all that’s pretty bad. He allowed 45% of his inherited runners to score, well below average.

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

too many variables to discern the severity of failure

Such as which hitter was he facing in that situation, a guy hitting .320 or a guy hitting .220?

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by hokysmksbw on May 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably a mixture of both, like the other 200 relievers that were much better than him.

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's compare to his "superior" teammate RHP Belisario

Belisario entered with ROB 23x and allowed runs to score 7×.

However, Belisario entered with bases loaded only 2x all season and failed both times. He entered with 2 ROB 8x and failed 3×. He entered with 1 ROB 18x and failed only 2×.

Impressive, yet not impressive. For in the most hazardous situations, Torre preferred Mota over Belisario.

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by hokysmksbw on May 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is actually kinda interesting

let’s put Mota’s four situations under the microscope.

One of those situations it was the bottom of the ninth and the Dodgers were behind 2-7, with 2 outs already. Garbage time.

Another, they were already behind 8-4 with two outs in the ninth and Billingsley was walking the ballpark. Garbage time again.

Against the Brewers he came in the 6th, nobody out with his team up by one. Game is on the line, whether the manager realizes or not.

And against Houston he came in with bases loaded in the 7th, and no outs with his team down by one. Pretty important inning.

Really, that puts his poor strand rate in even more perspective. 6 of those runners were pretty much gimmes, while the three runs he gave up in the other two situations were much more forgiveable.
 
What’s more, we can take a look at how lucky he got in respect to leaving guys on. The rest of the Dodgers bullpen was pretty good last year. He got yanked with 16 of his runners on base last year, and only one crossed the plate. That’s pretty lucky right there. Average would have been for about 6 to have scored.

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

However, it doesn’t help when you’re not a pitcher who excels in either striking hitters out or pitching to contact. Mota does neither.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um . . .

. . . the NL-average SO ratio so far this year (all I have to immediate hand) is 19.3%; Mota’s career SO rate is 19.0%.

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by owlcroft on May 10, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mota’s career SO rate is good, but the last two years, his K/9 has been under 6 (and now under 5 so far this year.)

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by jponry on May 10, 2010 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

He has an ERA+ of 554 (pre today) this year!

Totally sustainable!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

tough loss

at least they came out fighting again

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by O R They? on May 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This

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by 49er16 on May 8, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make it teal!

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on May 8, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it wings.

by speckops on May 8, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This

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by 49er16 on May 8, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL INEVITABLE COLLAPSE!

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sharks are actually the only team left I can root for

I’m just preparing everyone mentally

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY YOU SUCK!

Except, you defend Macs. HEY YOU’RE JUST OK NOW!

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, this thread just tried to give me a virus.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ad?

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, yeah.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let Grant know about this. E-mail him.

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will do.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Bobby Howry signed with someone else this year?

Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

by AngelWillSaveUs on May 8, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

and just when I agreed to stop calling Guillermo Howry

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by greatgiantfan on May 8, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, about him

we should really have a debate over who is better: howry, mota, or romo?

by sfoakbay on May 8, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently DBacks fan(s?) already hate Howry

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by Gobroks on May 8, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their bullpen has been terrible

But that also could be a result of being pretty taxed.

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL their involvement in that 3 way trade

Scherzer > Jackson. And Kennedy is nothing special.

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by Gobroks on May 9, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Molina is not bad and might even play tomorrow, Bruce Bochy says. No roster move (ie, Posey) anticipated.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

did anyone really think that posey would be called up after today

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by KINGofCRA5H on May 8, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think? No.

Want? Maybe.

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by Natto on May 8, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie really doesn’t appreciate how you are handling this.

by Into the Void on May 8, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

his ass is hot right now

by sfoakbay on May 8, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

or that Bengie would go on the DL unless he severed an arm?

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by natteringnabob on May 8, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Bengie Molina is not bad…”
If you say so.

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by raisingcain on May 8, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

east coast bias game is slow and boring

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by greatgiantfan on May 8, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

“pathetic and boring” joe west

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by greatgiantfan on May 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mets fan:

“Bengie Molina has to be the biggest cunt. They interviewed him n he was all bitter the mets didnt sign him saying he wished he was a met n all. Yet he coulda been. Then the mets catchers hit 2 walkoffs”

Things like this make me question our friendship

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You’re friends with a Mets fan?

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by Natto on May 8, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. My bad

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by Useful_Idiot on May 8, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drop the friendship.

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by 49er16 on May 8, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Bengie recently say he wishes he was a Met?

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by Useful_Idiot on May 8, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last night.

Unless I intentionally misheard the interview conducted by the Mets broadcast team.

by Every6thDay on May 8, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is his problem? Every game I’ve been to, the fans have given him a larger-than-normal cheer and supported him like crazy, and all he does is whine.

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by Useful_Idiot on May 8, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whining fat fuck is annoying

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 8, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I support him as our catcher and I think he’s a good hitter, but his attitude is approaching Armando Benitez territory

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by Useful_Idiot on May 8, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on May 8, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

:o

No gracias

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Hey Blanco, why the long face?

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Molina

All people were talking about on the sports programs here before yesterday’s game was the Benjie interview when he talked about how much he wanted to be on the Mets and had even begun looking at tape of their pitchers. He wasn’t even asking for much money, he said, just two years, and he can’t understand why they didn’t take him up on it. Well, now all they are talking about is how the catchers the Mets got as the cheaper option are rubbing his nose in it. LOL Benjie

by NearestNorwich on May 8, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie you asshole its BENGIE

/bans self

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 8, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Benjamin José Molina

Maybe spelling his nickname in a screwy fashion was a hint of future unhappiness:-)

by NearestNorwich on May 8, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably only spelled “Bengie” so they could tell him apart from Benji when they were on the same team. Anyway, knowing how to spell “Bengie” correctly is the most accurate barometer of mental superiority known to mankind – so work on it!

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by cybermaldonado on May 8, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys referring to this?

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by DJ Tofu on May 8, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol
In France, for example, the district attorney has a short window of time after a child is born to block names contrary to the interest of the child,

Reminds me of a couple kids I grew up with – maybe someone else here knows them. Their real given names: the boy … Freakas Palikas, the girl…Groovy Nipples Palikas. I kid you not.

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by cybermaldonado on May 8, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once knew a girl named Latrina. That was an unfortunate choice.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 8, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where did you grow up? What were their parents like? I need details

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Actually the father was a clown and I mean that literally which confuses even me. That’s really what he was – all day every day. The mother was much younger than the father and I just remember her as being sexy -literally. As in, she would wear skimpy nun or maid costumes all day long. Really an interesting family with many admirable qualities that 99.9% of people probably wish they had occasionally.

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Nicknames being spelled differently from actual names isn’t exactly weird. My friend who goes by Nich, now that’s weird.

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by howtheyscored on May 8, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

my friend’s actual name is Nickolas

by sfoakbay on May 8, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck everyone, right now.

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by Useful_Idiot on May 8, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK ME!

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by greatgiantfan on May 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

YA THINK OF THAT BEFORE YOU MOTHERFUCKED ME?

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by Alex_Lewis on May 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps, Larry!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rumor has it that the Coen brothers insisted on writing the TV dub themselves. It just adds another sublimely surreal dimension to the movie.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm starting to feel a little bad for Bengie

he’s hitting great, and the fans are all wanting the younger cheaper guy

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by hokysmksbw on May 8, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Younger. Cheaper. Better.

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by howtheyscored on May 8, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Age and cost have nothing to do with why I prefer Posey

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by Gobroks on May 8, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

Buster is hitting .325 / .416 / .531 at AAA (May 7)
Bengie’s line is .333 / .402 / .457 (May 8)

The latter line is better than what we were hoping for Buster as a starter in the Majors. Although, Buster would have had more than 13 runs scored, one would think.

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by hokysmksbw on May 8, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

APRIL SSS DOWN THE STRETCH NERDS!

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by natteringnabob on May 8, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY

APRIL SSS DOWN THE STRETCH NERDBS!

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie wants to know what this “stretching” thing is you guys keep talking about.

/runs choco_taco.exe

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Okay

New York is not where you would expect good things to happen. Once the Giants leave that City, I think they will regain the good Mojo.

by True Freshman on May 8, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Or at least the above average Mojo.

This ‘average Mojo’ is neither terrible or great.

by Every6thDay on May 8, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants relievers

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by 49er16 on May 8, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Mother Nature blows the Mets.

Even Blanco said in his postgame chat that his HR was wind-aided.

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by hokysmksbw on May 8, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/does somersaults.

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by howtheyscored on May 8, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOTA FACE

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone put Aubrey Huff on suicide watch.

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by Josh from Hollywood on May 8, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

just give him an “adult magazine” and he’ll be good to go.

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by Gobroks on May 8, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened to Huff?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on May 8, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit three balls that might’ve been HRs in a smaller (or less windy) park. If he hits those balls in Baltimore, Tampa, or Houston (the places he’s called home most of his career) — or Wrigley, Coors, or Arizona for that matter — he could easily have had 2 or 3 HR’s. As it was, I was sure the ball he hit in the 10th was a three-run HR off the bat. Judging by his reaction, I think he was just as sure.

He’s just had a very annoying habit of hitting most of his long fly balls in Mays Field, Petco, and ShitiField. After that ball in the 10th, it seemed like the frustration finally got to him. I hope he’s able to forget about it, and keep swinging like he is, because he looked locked-in today. Despite the bad luck, he still had the biggest hit of the day for Giants — against a lefty specialist, no less.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on May 8, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was watching from the Pepsi Porch, just like last night. That was, by far, the windiest game i’ve ever attended, and I’ve seen plenty of games at Candlestick. A full, heavy, chained-to-a-flagpole trash can behind me was blown over in the ninth.

It was blowing from left field to right the whole game, so several shots that might’ve gone out to center were blown to right-center for easy catches. Several Met fans over the course of the day opined to me that it’s that right-center notch that got in David Wright’s head last year (well, that and a Matt Cain fastball, of course); he takes such pride in his opposite-field power that the near-impossibility of that one spot put him in a year-long funk.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Miller sounded pretty sure the wind kept Huff’s ball in the 10 in the park

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by Goofus on May 8, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...bummer

I wasn’t following today’s game so thanks for the thorough explanation. I’ve worried about the same thing where Huff is concerned.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on May 8, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sig,

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 8, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Mota give up the walk-off? that’s funny.

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

How many base runners do the Giants need to score a run?

The majority of MLB teams can end games or generate runs with one swing of the bat. I daresay five singles to score 1/2 of a run is the current Giants’ “offense” ratio.

Mind you (whoever’s opted to read this), I’m not surprised, this is the team we all expected, but perhaps the offense is set up to create/break another offensive ineptitude-related record in terms of efficiency.

by Every6thDay on May 8, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

is this a light bulb joke?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on May 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many base runners do the Giants need to score a run?

All of them.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 8, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 10 hits all singles

On a team with no base stealing acumen whatsoever.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on May 8, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mets had more 3 more baserunners, actually.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on May 8, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Todd Wellemyer pitched for the Giants

by sfoakbay on May 8, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a rule of thumb:

It takes three base runners to generate a run.

That is, of course, a very broad-brush, rough approximation, but it useful for getting a crude idea of how efficient (read “lucky”) a team has been in a given game or short stretch. (Over longer stretches, more accurate measures are available.)

In this game, the Giants had 10 hits, 2 walks, and 4 runs; bingo. The Mets had 7 hits, 7 walks, a HBP, and scored 5 runs. Another bingo.

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by owlcroft on May 8, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

My frustration right now is reaching bondslegend proportions. I need to shut my phone off and take a walk

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by Useful_Idiot on May 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, take a break before you too turn into a misanthrope.

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by cybermaldonado on May 8, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking a bit torrential in Boston.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 8, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

i can't defend this bullpen anymore

time and time again they have messed up. its getting old. if we are really a “playoff team”, they need to figure their stuff out.. and I wouldn’t mind a DFA for Wellemeyer as well

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 8, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

i have a bet with an As fan that our bullpen will be better than theirs this year.

I was so confident.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 8, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullpens don't contain the best pitchers on a team...

that’s why they’re in the ‘pen. Walk-off losses and late-inning leads given up are to be expected, and since the Giants’ bullpen was so lights-out this year, average production is probably the optimal expectation of this year’s group, which is essentially the same.

by Every6thDay on May 8, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i understand that walkoff losses are to be expected, but not over and over and over again within 2 months of the season.. its so frustrating. i love this team, but i can’t exactly take this shit day after day

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 8, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would guess it’s a good bet that Giants opponents have had more opportunities to hit walk offs than have other teams in MLB this year. That because the Giants starters keep the games close and the Giants offense is too anemic to score many runs late in games themselves.

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by cybermaldonado on May 8, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

but i can’t exactly take this shit day after day

neither can i, but we’re going to have to accept this fact. difficulty scoring runs+great starting pitching= “this shit day after day.”

if they release a DVD of this season it’ll be titled: “Giants 2010: 2-2 heading into the 8th”

by sayheybk on May 8, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least the West is horrible so we still have a great chance to pull it out

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 8, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to miss Tyler Walker and Vinnie Chulk.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 8, 2010 3:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oooh, and Dustin Hermanson!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t forget Scott Munter

by sfoakbay on May 8, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will never miss those guys.

I’d rather have Medders as our closer.

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by Gobroks on May 8, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bullpen is not the problem. Didn’t the bullpen take over in the fourth after our started had given up 4 runs? I’m pretty sure they only gave up one run over the next 7 innings.

YEAH FUCK THEBULLPEN

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bullpen is not the problem.

Contrary to popular belief and despite the fact that he’s in Toronto, Fred is still the problem.

by speckops on May 8, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that’s why I ALSO said Wellemeyer needs to go byebye

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 8, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which doesn’t change the fact that the bullpen was fucking awesome today and any comment berating that performance is wrong.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 8, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

on that note

big ups to Brandon and Affeldt…nice to see them show up again.

by sayheybk on May 8, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mehllemeyer took up all the Meh for the game, so Mehdders was unavailable and we had to settle for Medders.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 8, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

and on scattered other occasions. the rest of the time implosion.

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 8, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you say so, dude.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 8, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE’S ALWAYS THAT ONE INNING EVERY FEW GAMES WHERE THE BULLPEN GIVES UP ONE RUN WHAT’S WRONG WITH THEM?

Just do you know, that’s what you sound like.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 8, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have liked to see Runzler instead of Mota.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 8, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah not saying that just saying i’m frustrated about the offense clawing us back into games, only for somebody in the ’pen to throw a bad pitch and the game change in an instant

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 8, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nota bene: The bullpen would not be in a position to blow it if the offense put up some runs. The bullpen could then protect the lead instead of being in a high leverage situation all the time.

by speckops on May 8, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The NL average right now for runs per game is about 4.6. If the starter doesn’t get the other team 87% of the way there by the fourth inning, maybe we’re in a better position to win the game.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 8, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or if the Giants don’t score less than the average despite getting two extra innings.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on May 8, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 8, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And to this same point, the Giants have only lost three games this year when they scored 5 or more runs (6-5 to the Pirates at home – not a walk off, 10-8 to the Dodgers in LA – Wellemeyer got the L, and 7-6 to Philly at home in 11 innings – not a walk-off, and one of the two 11th inning Philly runs was unearned).

So, no. The bullpen is not losing any games that other pieces of the team didn’t play a bigger role in putting us in a position to lose.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I’m pretty sure they only gave up one run over the next 7 innings.”

Actually, it was 1 run in 5.2 innings. But that is still a 1.59 ERA — lower than Lincecum’s, by the way.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on May 8, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda is in a bit of a slump

gets the off day tomorrow another off/ travel day to get some nice R&R but if you think he is having a terrible May we are 8 days in, if he goes on to hit .350+ it’ll be easy to forget. To be honest I think going 1-4 against a Pitcher who has won Cy Youngs is good, i think he’s going to be headed in the right direction soon, and stay in that direction for awhile.

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 8, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Ryan Rohlinger have a say in this?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was making a joke about 'nice R&R'

It’s hilarious now that I’ve explained it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hahahaha

it actually is pretty funny
my bad man =P

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 8, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fox has successfully shown me two replays of the Blanco home run. Thanks, guys.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

thats because fox is douche-tastic

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I was just going to do this. For the link preferential, WHOOPS.

by marcello on May 8, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that’s exactly what I thought of.

Cookyman was right too, Mota’s FIP has been pretty much the same over the last three years. He’s not the droids we’re looking for.

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Rec'd

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by Gobroks on May 8, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

One plus side to this game (and games like it from this season) is that is shows that getting behind early in the game is no longer a reason for total hopelessness. I think I remember a stat from last season that it took months before the Giants ever came from behind a run deficit greater than two. This year has seemed different, so far, and while a few of these games unfortunately went into the L column, at least they made the other team fight for it.

by Seasick fish on May 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

The “game over” crap before the game is actually, you know, over is asinine with this team.

They’re nothing if not determined.

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by Goofus on May 8, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think people have been doing the “game over” thing sarcastically this year more.

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by jponry on May 8, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like

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by jctGamer on May 8, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also windy in Phillie

And look, there isn’t shit all over the place! However do they manage it?

It is a sad day when your ballpark is shamed by Philadelphia. =

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 8, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LA- Colorado tonight...

can they both lose??

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s been determined that this accomplished by way of a 25 inning slug fest that ends in a rain delay.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 8, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

winds up being postponed due to rain, I should say.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 8, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who won last night?
….the other team wins tonight.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 8, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

root for a really big asteroid

or maybe a comet.

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by natteringnabob on May 8, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in this camp last night. No luck yet.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not want Guillermo Mota pitching for the Giants in a clutch situation in New York.
That’s pretty much all I got, man.

by WhereThere’sAWillieThere’sAMays on May 7, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions

And that’s me quoting me!

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

meh

if they can pull out a win tomorrow, it’s a 4-2 roadtrip. i’ll take it.

by sayheybk on May 8, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, but

couldn’t they have gone 1-2 in Florida, where no one shows up, and swept in New York with me in attendance?

/selfish

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

especially when the best hitter on the team had been slumping the whole trip

by Rook Takes Pawn on May 8, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

My son has to be the stopper.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This!

Looking at the schedule, this homestand-roadtrip was a really ruff part of the schedule and the team could win tomorrow and walk away smelling successful…the sweet smell of success.

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by Goofus on May 8, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

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by Gobroks on May 8, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis is there...

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by Gobroks on May 8, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. The Blue Jays are in Chicago this weekend.

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You make a good point

though he is still the problem

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by Gobroks on May 8, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes you eat the bar

And sometimes the bar eats you…

Two days in a row.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on May 8, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Sometimes you drink at the bar, and sometimes you pee at the bar.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 8, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes, its buttpee and sometimes, it’s poop sauce.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes you pass out face-first on the bar and sometimes the bartender is wise to your ways and deposits you on the street.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 8, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good signs today...

Affeldt looks like he got his shit together, so hopefully the back end of our bullpen can once again be great. Medders did well. Hopefully he can be serviceable again this year.

Also, I want Pedro Martinez or YEAH JOEY on this team. Although I do think Wellemeyer can stay as a long reliever because I don’t trust Medders as our primary long reliever.

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by Gobroks on May 8, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That said, Today still sucked ass.

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by Gobroks on May 8, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Medders

proving the importance of good performance from the back half of the bullpen… his innings kept the Giants in the game.

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by natteringnabob on May 8, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind watching Yankees-Red Sox (of course I like the Red Sox) but I cannot tolerate Buck and McCarver.

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

IAWTC

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by Gobroks on May 8, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You like the Red Sox?!

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by Natto on May 8, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shamless self promotion -- GO SHARKS

Sharks 2010 Playoff Video by Yours Truly.

http://www.fearthefin.com/2010/5/8/1463979/sharks-2010-playoff-video-tegami

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by jctGamer on May 8, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Send DeRosa to Triple A!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Natto on May 8, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

and bring Velez back up?

by Into the Void on May 8, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

MIayeaeachel Urbane sez

Borchard looks really good in Fresno! BRASS$SZ!!!

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by natteringnabob on May 8, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Player milestone alert

Pedro Feliz has 999 hits. The Astros are playing the Padres tonight.

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

We all have 999 hits?!?

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s more than Gaslamp Ball has in a year!

/sick burn

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Black and White

What is this. I don’t even.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Tease.

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by Natto on May 8, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those don’t look good in silhouette form.

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by howtheyscored on May 8, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d probably get Black version.

by fracon on May 8, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

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by jponry on May 8, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just going to throw this out there...

All in favor of Pedro Martinez?

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Aye

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think many of us have ever not been in favor of that.

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by rotorueter on May 8, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there were better options out there this offseason.

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by Cookyman on May 8, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just reasserting the notion now that we’re getting a clearer sense of what we can reasonably expect out of Wellemeyer this year.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just walked another 5 batters while you were typing that

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And plunked 2 more.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing that made this game bearable

is that I got to listen to dave and jon during work. That was great. The “pitching”…not so much.

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only caught the first three innings or so on my way out to Mt. Tam for some hiking, and it seemed like Dave and Jon were a bit off. Some weird chunks of dead air, and Dave was hardly talking at all. Seemed kind of weird to me.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I didn't really notice..

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there were some technical issues for most of the game.

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what it seemed like to me. Maybe because of the winds?

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe. They mentioned it a few times towards the end of the game. Never said why they were having problems.

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon said something

about microphone problems…

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by natteringnabob on May 8, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I remember that.

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat box drummer and a microphone…

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/juuuuuust a bit outside

by sfoakbay on May 8, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not against being not in favor of it

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I don’t think he wants to go past the Mississippi.

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much like the British in the battle of New Orleans.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like it

but probably not for the money Sabean would offer him.

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Cool Sweet Awesome

Yeah

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SCIENCE

by CB30 on May 8, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Note to KNBR callers

a reliable reliever is either called “a starter” or “Mariano Rivera”

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by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

My 1st Comment

At least NATE is still GREAT. We should let Bowker play over DeRosa. I like him up in the lineup. Pablo needs to get back in the groove; can’t let Andre Ethier have his Triple Crown for much longer.

by fracon on May 8, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome!

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Welcome!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve read it three times already

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by Useful_Idiot on May 8, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

tn; dr

Just kidding. Welcome.

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Too
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Didn’t
Read

A takeoff on the more popular “TL; DR,” which is the most effective counterspell against Wall of Text.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer Force of Will, myself.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. In case you don't have the counter, this is pretty good too.

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

too new did …what he^said

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m learning

by fracon on May 8, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

good

you know how to use the reply button

by sfoakbay on May 8, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome! Good first comment. Way better than:

Hey this is my first comment. We should probably put Pablo on the bench for the rest of the season because he can’t hit well in 2010. I think Renteria at 3rd, Uribe at short, Huff at 2nd, and Ishikawa at 1st would work. Then sign Bengie for 3 more years to mentor Whiteside, catcher of the future. Also, move Posey to the bullpen because it sucks right now.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

vr,

xei

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lawl when they come bearing gifts of acceptable lineups, and the jury sayeth thusly.

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by victor frankenstein on May 9, 2010 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hello

Always nice to see another BOWKERMANIAC

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by Gobroks on May 8, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU'RE LOSING ME FRACON

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

SITUATION FRACON

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO BAD I CAN TASTE IT!

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by howtheyscored on May 8, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow

Here’s hoping for another “Giants avoid the sweep” headline.

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by achiappanza on May 8, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like it when the Giants lose in extra innings to a walk-off homerun

I don’t like it upon the second time in a row, either.

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by thehavenot on May 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Technically

Yesterday was in the ninth, not extras. But yeah.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously,

with the way wellemeyer was…“pitching”, it’s amazing we even had a chance. I wasn’t that upset with this one- obviously it sucked, but I didn’t think we’d have a prayer after Wellemeyer forgot that the object of the game was to not
walk people.

I like our chances with TIMMY DAY tomorrow, and if we somehow win that one, it will have been an extremely successful road trip; I certainly wasn’t expecting the team to be able to consistently come from behind on the road like this. It’s really nice to see.

And if Bengie keeps hitting cleanup, I’m going to kill someone. It’s so obvious that the bottom of the order (nate, downs, bowker) are wayyy better than the top. Derosa needs to not play for awhile. And Rowand should not be hitting leadoff. But whatever. Mostly just the bengie cleanup thing.

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

He's back!

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by jctGamer on May 8, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why did we call him an innings eater n the first place? Did we ever expect he could give us 6-7 innings on a regular basis?

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much this

a surprisingly lucid KNBR caller suggested that this is the kind of game they would just have curled up and died in last year, and instead they got to EI before losing. I’m not all that upset with this… assuming they don’t do this with the Pads.

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by natteringnabob on May 8, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW GUILLERMO MOTA HUH

The good news is that I’m pretty sure I passed those two tests. WHOOO

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by jponry on May 8, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay on the tests!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

drug test and pregnancy test?

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by jctGamer on May 8, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course

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by jponry on May 8, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

grats on passing them!

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by jctGamer on May 8, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only one of them is positive, you pass.

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by howtheyscored on May 8, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although

my thought process when I got out and checked the score

“Blanco lifts Mets in 11th”

And I was like, “oh the Giants lost… wait, it went to extras?… wait… HENRY BLANCO????”

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by jponry on May 8, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh I forgot, my last thought

“God I hope Romo didn’t give it up.”

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by jponry on May 8, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you found out it was Mota

did u do a LOL GRM victory dance?

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by jctGamer on May 8, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No comment.

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by jponry on May 8, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t we all?

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe the Giants have gotten beaten by a Henry Blanco walk-off home run twice in the last two seasons. The probability is downright Ecksteinian.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus

luis castillo. WTF?

by sfoakbay on May 8, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sobriety and Fertility?

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by Goofus on May 8, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is Frandsen in the Angels line up tonight?

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap, he is! Kevin Frandsen is batting 9th for the Angels.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?
I was just being my usual snarky self!

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?date=2010-05-08&team=Mariners&dh=0&season=2010

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, playing 3rd base and batting 9th.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

When MLB Network showed the Angels’ defense, they had no headshot at third. At first I thought they were going to do a special highlight on that spot. Then I saw the name, was all, “nope; they just don’t have a picture of him.”

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s up next, I’m waiting to see what GameDay comes up with for him.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Frandsen singled to shortstop”

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And goes first to third just like a good Angel!

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed at that too until I saw that it was a ball hit to right field and Ichiro is in right field…

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now he’s getting a defensive highlight on Baseball Tonight.

MOVIN UP IN THE WORLD

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's on third now

not that I care. Angels softball headache red unis FTL,

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by natteringnabob on May 8, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They really are ugly unis.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

Those unis are pretty classy, IMO. Certainly better than any predecessors until you get back to this:

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like a swap meet especial.

And yes, that “e” was intentional.

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by victor frankenstein on May 9, 2010 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am just going to assume he goes 0-5 with a GIDP and 4 K's looking.

To go along with 7 errors on the night.

Cause he sucks.

Cause why else would Sabes have just gotten rid of him for nothing? He HAS to be worthless.

Fuck this team’s player management.

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

At first I thought, how could he be batting ninth? Do they have a really good-hitting pitcher or something? Then I realized.

F**K THE DH

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fuckin’ hate the DH.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He must have been called up late. He’s not listed on the Angels game notes for Saturday.

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

a very close game that should not have been close at all

their ace santana v our 5th wellemeyer, what do you expect?

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by BayAreaKidd650 on May 8, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

The 4th was a HBP, wasn’t it? I thought WelleMEHyer basically gave the Mets all 4 runs as lovely presents.

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by can of corn on May 8, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster pitch?

That’s GARBAGE! GARBAGE!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehehee...buster is probably better than the scrub wellemeyer

you never know…but no whiteside called that wonderful walkoff pitch, buster would never let that happen

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by BayAreaKidd650 on May 8, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullpen problem solved!

Introducing: POSEY FACE

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

At one point the Citi scoreboard flashed the Mets’ lineup’s production. I said, “ho-lee shit that’s a lot of BBs!”

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. Mota gets the loss, but Wellemeyer was the one who really screwed the pooch.

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

As Howie pointed out upthread, the bullpen did a pretty good job to even keep them in the game after Wellemeyer’s walkfest.

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

oldjacket, you need to adopt someone other than our corner outfielders. You’ve murdered the production of Randy Winn and Mark DeRosa!

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

when I adopt middle infielders, they get DFAed

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by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

’k so trade somebody for Renteria.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Draft someone like Scott McClain

then if they suck, it doesn’t matter!
Which middle infielder did you have?

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denker.
I had Bocock for a while.

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by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS BOCOCK?

You are really bad at parenting, you know that?
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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe it’s my benign neglect parenting style

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by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is 1 run in 5.2 IP epic fail from the bullpen but awesome from a starter?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, not only did the bullpen pitch great, but it was without our two best relievers pitching.

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by Cookyman on May 9, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Today

I saw someone with a Bonds jersey.

by fracon on May 8, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

They're out there!

I have one. Would you like it?
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by victor frankenstein on May 9, 2010 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Living out of market like I do, I just don’t want to have that “yeah, but your guys did it too” conversation all the time. But I still love you Barry!

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 9, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone see this on Baggs?
Frandsen also texted about how weird it felt to play against Fresno on Friday night. He definitely had fun with it, though: "Took Madbum off the RF wall and then he drilled me haha."

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey! We almost won a game that friggin’ WELLEMEYER started. That’s pretty good!

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by rotorueter on May 8, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, the beauty of low expectations.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not a matter of expectations, it’s a matter of odds. We nearly beat them.

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by rotorueter on May 8, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I turned on the TV

just in time for the last at-bat. After seeing that Mota was pitching, I said “He’s due to give up some runs.” Right on cue, Blanco hits it out. FML

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

NEVER WATCH ON TV AGAIN

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, but, but...

/meekly gives in
I’LL LISTEN ON THE RADIO TOMORROW, FINE!

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some guy in Toronto has these numbers so far this season.


12 runs 1 HR 8 RBIS 3 SB .289 avg .798 OPS

Wouldn’t it be nice if we had a LF who had this production?

/gets pitchforks ready

by DFARowand on May 8, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

/lights things on fire

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE?

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d HAVE to get something in return if you ever traded a guy like that away

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 8, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

those new black and orange socks are nifty!

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by natteringnabob on May 8, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 8 RBIS ALREADY

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by jponry on May 8, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I think this team isn't run by people who are smart

they actually kept EUGENIO FUCKING VELEZ over him

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who they then semi-promptly sent to Fresno.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cornerstone*

*notice he didn’t mention for WHICH team!

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Detroit!!!!

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU

amidoinitrite?

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

talking about Detroit

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

close enough I guess, though the traditional response is “You Suck!”

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

close enough

/shrugs

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another American icon in ruins.

Do the Detroit Breakdown
Do the Motor City Shakedown

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by victor frankenstein on May 9, 2010 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Open Sharks Thread

GO SHARKS!!!

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I will be watching this game

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 8, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well you better get busy they are already about 5 minutes in.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

they dont air it for another hour here

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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 8, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wha?

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know

they’re showing NASCAR instead right now.

NOBODY LIKES NASCAR

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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 8, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

on Versus?

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where are you? Tokyo?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Australia

and we don’t have Versus here. We have ESPN and 3 Fox Sports channels, so it’s going to be played on Fox Sports in an hour, ALLEGEDLY live, from another network

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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 8, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the very least it’s cool that you live in Australia.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, new reply

Why the F are they showing NASCAR in Australia? Nobody likes NASCAR here, why would anybody like it in Australia?

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. Formula 1 is starting to get pretty big here so i think they believe people love racing. They obviously didn’t think hard enough to realize that nobody likes watching a car turn left for 500 laps.

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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 8, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Formula 1 is actually quite cool.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should be able to get a live feed. Fear the Fin often lists them on their GDT.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOBODY LIKES NASCAR

LOL This.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!

It’s 0-0.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY'D YOU SPOIL IT

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SHARKS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LARS

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on May 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flipping between Wings@Sharks and Angels@Mariners.

And in both cases, I’m cheering for the underachieving scamps in teal over the douches in red.

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Frandsen’s on base again.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY FRANDSEN

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who was the last Giant to go 1st to 3rd on a single? I seriously can’t remember the last time that happened.

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by vinScullySucks on May 8, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres yesterday

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate today

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by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I’m cheering against most of the guys in red. May Frandsen hit for the cycle in an Angels loss.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that people here actually wish our ex-players well. …The ones outside our division, anyway. And the non-Polish ones.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND ARMANDO BENITEZ

/shudders

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never really liked Frandsen

but I’m not rooting against him; in fact I expect him to play decently enough to make Brain and Bork look dumb.

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by natteringnabob on May 8, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved Frandsen

no clue why

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will always love Frandsen

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by Gobroks on May 8, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he had great hair?

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by victor frankenstein on May 9, 2010 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

My ceiling for Frandsen was never very high, to be honest with you. But I know these guys are deeply invested in what they do, and provided that they’re not raging dickholes, it’s nice to see them do well.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrecked.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

What channel for Angels/Mariners? I want to see Kevin. Is it just MLB.tv or something?

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Network

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by natteringnabob on May 8, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve just got a gameday window open.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Comcast no MLB Net : (

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

but you can watch SJ Giants games! I’d take that over the Redrums.

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by natteringnabob on May 8, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me. I want to go to an SJ Giants game soon. Haven’t been since last year and I love that park.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We drove down to Stockton last year to see the baby Giants. The Stockton stadium is nice too.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a pic of it. Looked sweet.

Can I just take a moment to say that minor league baseball is the best! It’s so much fun it should be illegal.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

I get bored watching the Rivercats, but that’s because I don’t know many of their players and the A’s playing boring baseball

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t like that stadium… well okay we don’t like the fans that tend to populate that stadium. It’s like word got out that they have cheap beer and every drunken lout in town goes to the games…or something.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I don’t really enjoy Rivercats games. Though I did get to see Nick Adenhart pitch, which was pretty awesome (this was when he was a top prospect). RIP

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The stadium itself is gorgeous.

But the name “River Cats” is stupid. Why would you name a baseball team after some ol’ nasty feral thing?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should check out the SJ Giants. And after spending so much time on McC I’ll probably know all the names next time I go.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I ever go to San Jose

it’ll probably be for a Shark game. I’d love to go though

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t go wrong there, either.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I really need to go to a Shark game. I hear hockey’s awesome in person.

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is. The best sport to watch live and in person… not at the minor league level though, ya gotta watch the big boys.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, my last two Sharks games have been blowout losses. :( But when they win it’s soooooooo exciting.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

How the hell did you manage that? They rarely ever lose at home! I hope ta hell you aren’t at the game tonight!

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. I don't go often.

My last two games were last year against Blackhawks and on the road this year in Calgary. The Calgary one was actually exciting at the end when it looked like they could come back, but they didn’t. The Chicago one was a nightmare.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching hockey on TV

was much, much easier after I had attended games.

It’s fantastic live, where you can see line changes and other stuff away from the puck…

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by natteringnabob on May 8, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, I completely agree. I love going to minor league games.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I had teams closer

I’d gladly trade the team in Oakland for a real MiLB team.

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by natteringnabob on May 8, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haeger is crap

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I laughed when he couldn’t find the strike zone against us.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

but, but

KNUCKLEBALLER

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he record 1 out in that game?

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by Gobroks on May 8, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can say that again!

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Improving my comment totals for next years adoption draft!

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by Gobroks on May 9, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did he record 1 out in that game?

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by Gobroks on May 8, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never mind-I saw below

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by Gobroks on May 9, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Cololrado is beating up the dodgers already.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I made the mistake of listening to KNBR in the car a few minutes ago.

NEVER AGAIN.

Stupid, idiot callers. /shakes head

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, though,

I wanted to call in and tell them how stupid it would be to have Posey play other positions JUST BECAUSE MOLINA IS HITTING WELL. Raaage.

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting for somebody to actually say that on KNBR. All it has been is “OMG WE NEED POSEY AT THIRD!!!”

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every single time I hear KNBR talk about baseball I have an overwhelming urge to call in. I’ve been able to hold out so far.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I called in once last year. I was ranting on and on about how stupid Bochy was for putting Whiteside over Posey in the late innings when the Giants were up by, like, five runs. The only response I heard from the KNBR guys was, “Oh, well, we don’t know what to tell you.”

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
It's okay, Ryan Verdugo. I don't love you any less even though you suck right now.

by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who was it? Urban?

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly can’t remember anymore right now, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t Urban.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard Fitz and Brooks argue vehemently with a guy who was making a really good point and I kept wanting to scream “SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!” The worst was during the summer when Rod Brooks went on and on about how excited Giants fans were going to be about signing Molina. As if getting a player back that you already had was a redefining experience for the team.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

*how excited Giants fans should be, not how excited they were going to be.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I know. Fitz and Brooks were saying what a great day it was when Molina was re-signed. I was sitting there like “uh, no it’s not.” Fucking idiots.

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come to think of it, I believe it was Fitz and Brooks who I talked to last year. And, really, every time I listen to them nowadays, I just keep yelling at the radio, “SHUT UP YOU DOLTS SHUT UP POSEY SHOULD NOT PLAY THIRD ARE YOU KIDDING ME.”

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is, I enjoy listening to Murph and Mac before school and Fitz and Brooks after, but not when they’re talking about baseball. Often I have to turn it off.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t know. There’s just something irritating when they’re talking about baseball. Football, hockey and basketball talk? I can listen to it. Otherwise, no way can I listen.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. They lost me with all the praise of Sabean and Bochy last year.

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fitz in particular always talks about how stupid the callers who want Bochy fired are. Pisses me off.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s stupid. Same with Ralph. They want to make it sound like Bochy is a Hall of Fame manager.

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t even listen to Ralph anymore… F&B I can tolerate, Brooks usually says something outlandish that makes me laugh, which I appreciate ‘cuz I’m usually heading home from work when they are on.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I just can’t even listen to Ralph haha.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I can’t either. I rarely listen to him these days.

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. Well, football’s hard for me to listen to because I’m a Raiders fan and it’s the 9ers station, but you get the idea.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fitz is an ass ….a fat one at that…..and Brooks is a joke……I never listen to those ass kissers anymore…….ask Greg Papa what he thinks of Fitz….

by ScottinMarin on May 8, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool, I’ll ask next time we hang out.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

the story goes Papa was a mentor to Fitz then Fitz goes around his back and agrees to work for a fraction of the Papa’s salary. He is a fat fuck back stabbing ass kisser….I swear he must blow Cohan at least twice a week.

by ScottinMarin on May 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fitzgerald makes it seem like if the Warriors were healthy they would easily be a playoff team.

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fitz is so full of shit……he knows better…but he just can’t rock the boat even for a minute…..He is a complete fucking tool…..Fuck him and Notre Dame….

by ScottinMarin on May 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Papa is terrible too.

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

you think Papa was a terrible basketball announcer?

by ScottinMarin on May 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never heard Papa is a basketball announcer. I was just talking about him in general.

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

*as

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t Bill King but I gotta say Papa was very very good….Fitz ain’t even in the conversation with either one.

by ScottinMarin on May 8, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he don’t preach.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like him doing Raider games. The rest, not so much

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. He’s good at football.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe me he was very very good. His best work was ’87 playoffs against the Lakers when Sleepy Floyd scored 29 in the fourth quarter….awesome stuff.

“Sleepy Floyd is Superman”

by ScottinMarin on May 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish he would stay away from the Giants. He’s an A’s lover like Urban.

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can deal with Papa……but that fucking bloated Radnich should be nowhere near the Giants postgame show….that idiot is a fucking Vegas lounge act that couldn’t care less about sports in general or the Giants in particular…..he’s been done for at least 5 years….

by ScottinMarin on May 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touchdown RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAIDERS.

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by howtheyscored on May 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of our own (jctgamer?) called F and B and they were really rude to him.

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give it a shot. It’s not a big deal….I have been calling in for a long time…..not as much as when Krueger was around…..that was fun….I was one of his favorites after a Giants loss….I was on the night he got famous and fired…….“brain dead caribbean hitters hacking at slop nightly”……..it was never the same after that….the Giants control everything at KNBR now……Flemming after games with “Giants Talk” was a joke…..At least Damon Bruce isn’t afraid to rattle their cages….I haven’t really bothered to listen to FP much….

by ScottinMarin on May 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sports talk radio is garbage.

All of it.

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of it is….no question….but then again, take a look around…..90% of posts on message boards are as well….and I respect people that have the balls to pick up the phone and give it a try…is it easy? No…Do most callers suck?..yep…..but there are some that have their shit together…

by ScottinMarin on May 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL.
OF.
IT.

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in this line

I honestly do not know why people listen to it. Listen to NPR for god’s sake. At least you learn something that way (unless they’re in their pledge drive)

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And even then, you have to listen to Mr. Sanctimonious Sportswriter every Wednesday morning.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 9, 2010 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough……although there are those that would say those posting over 18,000 times on a message board are pretty much basement dwelling losers. But hey, I wouldn’t say something like that….

by ScottinMarin on May 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WOW YOU'RE SO ORIGINAL AND FUNNY!

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your three-dot style is familiar. Are you Bruce Jenkins?

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you are Bruce Jenkins, can you stop writing about Buster Posey playing the outfield? k thanx.

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you seriously making fun of me for posting on a message board

while you’re posting ON THE SAME FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD?

Jesus christ, no wonder you like sports talk radio, you have their demo’s ideal IQ

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

BONDSLOSER!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t bother. It’s really not worth it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 8, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

but how many of those are non TWSS related?

Also the fact that you are arguing about post numbers, while increasing your own is just a tad ironic.

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT I CALL PEOPLE ON THE RADIO, I’M FAMOUS!

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT sorta

anybody see Big Fan?

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not arguing about post numbers….there isn’t much to argue about.

Not with someone that clearly has a problem. I have something called self control when it comes to spending much time on message boards….more than a few here could use a dose.

by ScottinMarin on May 8, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU GUYS ARE ALL LOSERS

PAY ATTENTION TO ME

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 8, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eerily similar to

READ MY BLOG!

No wonder he’s gotten so much of a reaction.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE’S THE LOVE FOR MOLINA? HE’S CLUTCH! UR ALL HATERS!

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE CHANGE OUR WAYWARD LIVES!

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am laughing at the very eloquent response dregarx gave

only to have you follow up with

You are an idiot

I love this site.

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

GaA’s following in my footsteps!

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then don’t post here. It’s clear you see no point to it.

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by howtheyscored on May 9, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

My god!

That’s an average of 37 a day! What an embarrassing lack of self-control!

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs an intervention

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL…..that’s every single day for 2 fucking years…day in day out…..no I’m sorry that’s not out of control at all….my bad

by ScottinMarin on May 8, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

FYI

This was your 20th post in this thread today.

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or it’s a couple hundred in gameday threads over the course of a couple seasons, plus conversations like this wherein we must patiently explain to simpletons like yourself that we do not take kindly to being disparaged.

Stop being an asshole and you will be welcome here.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

sorry, not at all welcome IMO. Fuck that guy.

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, of course not. He’s being an asshole. But, you see, if he stopped being such (far-fetched, I know, but bear with me), he would be welcomed.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he left.

He was getting dangerously close to the 37 posts a day.

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing. Well done.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a catch 22

I keep pointing out his post numbers, and either he keeps arguing his stupid points and becomes that which he hates.

or he STFU and GTFO

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

anyone who starts off their tenure this way has blown any chance they might have to be welcomed by me. It’s pretty obvious that guy’s just a total dick

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAGE SON

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU DO NOT WANT TO INCUR MY WRATH, FOR I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL, APPARENTLY

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE YOUR WRATH!!!

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You won't like me when I'm angry!

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

or he’s 14 and daddy just caught him using the grownups computer…

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

very likely

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

win

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 9, 2010 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

he started off by agreeing with GRM.

Also not a good way to start.

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

wow

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you are literally just filling airtime in between commercials for free for Cumulus Broadcasting while they are simultaneously laughing at you and laughing all the way to the bank. That’s all you are doing. You think you’re sticking tit to the Man, just like your buddy Larry Krueger? You’re doing the Man the biggest favor in the world – providing it with free filler between it’s spots. Congrats!

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently ALLLLL you do is provide filler for the MAN….take a look around….this site ain’t exactly commercial free.

Lets see:

Channel 5
Kawasaki
Acai Berry – Scam
Teeth Whiten – Scam
Yahoo Sports
Fanhouse
Facebook
Comcast Sports Net Bay Area

by ScottinMarin on May 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re pretty funny, wanna make out?

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would suggest the Acai Berry first…2nd the teeth whitening…..then we’ll talk.

by ScottinMarin on May 8, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re swimming upstream here, man. Are you really trying to convince all of us that we’re LOLNERDZ! in basements even while, as bondslegend points out, you’re doing the same thing? Why? Are you rage quitting on us?

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

(**But actually it’s not the same thing. That is mainstream media. This is a community. One reports and commentates on the news, the other is a social group.)

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And this is a social group. We actually do meet up with each other and do stuff.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

basement to basement LAN parties

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha….for some reason I believe you.

by ScottinMarin on May 8, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hot LAN on LAN action

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by natteringnabob on May 8, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/googles

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hit the network from my lair.

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by howtheyscored on May 9, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah sure…keep repeating that long enough and it might come true….you’re a cog in the MAN’S marketing machine just like the rest….too funny

by ScottinMarin on May 8, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBEY

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all can’t be a famous caller into an AM talk radio station, we have to have some delusions in our lives.

AND YOU’RE BRAGGING ABOUT IT!!

“I was on the radio guys! When Larry Kreuger got fired!”

“Hey guys I got inside slanderous information about one radio personality stealing another radio personality’s job!”

Who gives a shit!

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

how would you have time to give a shit about anything but your next post???

by ScottinMarin on May 8, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

21

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice deflection, my AM radio starfucker chickadee!

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

famous KNBR caller is definitely in the same bin as famous prop comic

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant his commenting here, not his phone-using powerzzz, but yeah.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT LOL WAS PROVIDING FILLER FOR THE MAN

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on May 8, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was listening to Marty Lurie on the way home

Caller asked him if the Giants could have it back did he think they would take Posey in the draft.

Caller then says that it’s not quite there but if Posey’s not up soon then he’s going to have to call him a bust as a draft pick.

Lurie agrees.

I wonder if that caller was scottin martin.

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by thehavenot on May 8, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be surprised.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

irl lol

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by jponry on May 8, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jamarcus Russell!!!

/is really glad Jamarcus Russell was cut

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have been enjoying Marty Lurie

but not his callers…. and I think he was agreeing to get rid of the guy, although I think he also suggested putting Posey in LF at some point, which also surprised me.

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by natteringnabob on May 9, 2010 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

This whole sub-thread prompted me to look up Bob Fitzgerald on wikipedia. His profile includes this bit:

Cranium
May have the largest head of any of the KNBR hosts, and NBA broadcasters

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by thehavenot on May 8, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA.

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

His profile also includes these lines
Bob once climbed Mt. Everest and placed a USC towel attached to a pole at the summit
Bob Fitzgerald is an avid Snuggie enthusiast

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 8, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SNUGGIES

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

His musical taste is horrible, too.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 9, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haeger got none outs before he was yanked...LOL DODGERS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you serious? Haha awesome!

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DODGERS

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLDGERS

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol dodgers

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

K-Fred is hitting .300?

The Mayan Calendar is off.

The Apocalypse is nest Tuesday!

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by hokysmksbw on May 8, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

NEXT
The Apocalypse is nest Tuesday!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 8, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The apocalypse is?

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Existential apocalypse is existential.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

TUESDAY

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by hokysmksbw on May 8, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of this.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Bizarro.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Madres will never lose again

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

If the Padres are this year’s Rockies, I may strangles some kittens.

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then kick them into space!

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by can of corn on May 8, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frandsen update

E6

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

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by natteringnabob on May 8, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

oopsy-daisy

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

SABES WUZ WRITE

/recalls Velez from AAA

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean E5?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 8, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes sorry

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by natteringnabob on May 8, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLIZONA

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

POWER PLAY!

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Good period, Sharks

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess, I don’t like it. They tend to play flat in the 2nd.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well if they keep getting the chances they’ve been getting so far, some pucks are bound to go through. Right?

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d think so, but it doesn’t always happen that way.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. But let’s hope it does tonight.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per Baggs:
Bochy made an adjustment Saturday, saying he would “back off” homer-prone setup man Sergio Romo, both in terms of workload and leveraged situations.

http://www.mercurynews.com/giants/ci_15047913?source=rss

/has a sad

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

:-(

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh.

It’s a long season. If he needs to pitch some easier innings for a while, I just see that as the bullpen equivalent of Panda taking a mental health day. We’ll see him in plenty of tight ballgames. What other kind does this team play?

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

as much as Romo annoyed me on those 3 occasions, he’s still better than Affeldt right now.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 8, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt was pretty nails today.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No question that for the first time in a while he had command of all his pitches….flat out nasty…that was the good news of the day…..

by ScottinMarin on May 8, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to Doghouseville

population: 2.

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by natteringnabob on May 8, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garko, Lewis, and Frandsen send their best

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on May 8, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mariners made it closer. : )

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Booze

Hey 1800: You talk about “what happened to tequila?” So, why would I want to buy it from some prick in a suit with a Long Island accent?

Oh, that’s right. I wouldn’t.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Mauer commercial on.

That guy’s awesome.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Well played, Mauer.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per Baggs. I fucking hate this team.

# Is a walk really as good as a hit? Maybe not, but it certainly beats a well-struck out.

So while Bochy lamented the Giants’ bad luck Saturday, it’s worth noting that his team had gone 83 plate appearances without a walk before pinch hitter John Bowker worked an impressive one in the 10th inning.

Their previous walk had come in the seventh inning Thursday at Florida. And the Mets pitching staff entered the series having issued the most walks in the National League.

Bowker was down 0-2 against Mets closer Francisco Rodriguez before working his way on base. He was surprised to hear about the streak he ended.

“Wow,” Bowker said. “That is hard for a team to do.”

by DFARowand on May 8, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

same old Giants

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn Bam Bam

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/optimism

Well, maybe some awareness of how shitty that is will result in an adjustment to their largely atrocious approach at the plate as of late. You know, a murmur by Bowker here and there might get it into their heads to work the count a bit more.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we aren't cheatin' the game!

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Bowker sits out next 10 games

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

he’ll have some private instruction with Dunston

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on May 8, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Wow," Bowker said. "That is hard for a team to do."/blockquote>

John, how long have you been a member of this organization?

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by thehavenot on May 8, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that would have been nice if they scored an own goal.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

+109
oh hell I need to pause it
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by Merope on May 8, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww man.

You just reminded me that I’m really, really, really, ridiculously hungry.

Also, I almost feel like Mr. Merope is a McC member because he’s discussed so much.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

mainly because he is a member...

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by MadBum on May 8, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is, he just doesn’t post on here a lot.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he under “Mr. Merope?” Because he should be.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mister Merope actually

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's pretty cool.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neil Young at the Sharks game FTW

by DFARowand on May 8, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Neil Young’s there? That is AWESOME.

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BULLSHIT

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey just struck out and Davidson (the Bees’ pitcher) made him look foolish on that last swing.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SHARKS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LARS

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd period blues…

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Sharks,

How about doing something on this PP?

Love,
Me

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HAPPY NOW?

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear walkoff baltimore chop,

Yes, actually.

-Me

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mariners-Angels now tied!

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers down by 7

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOAL!!

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES!!!!!

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, I've been meaning to ask this for a while now...

what happened to the Mayor of 311?

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

/was thinking the same thing

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering that the other day.

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He shows up occasionally still, but I think that between his work and his son and the growth of the site in the last year he doesn’t have the same time to keep up with posting here as often. I could be wrong. Maybe he just doesn’t like us. Except Natto. He appears to still like Natto.

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by howtheyscored on May 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuckin’ us

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by greatgiantfan on May 8, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do we work?

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That was supposed to be our secret.

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by Natto on May 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooooo!!! PP

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GO TO THE BOX AND STFU BERTUZZI

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was an excellent kill

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to look at all this dispassionately:

1. Todd Wellemeyer: his career Quality of Pitching is 4.58, while this year’s NL average is 3.99; he never was even just better than average—in fact, he’s about half a run worse than average. Whatever he did in Spring Training (one of the most immaterial sets of data in the known universe), he has had a total of one decent start. He had a couple of decent seasons in St. Louis (2007—which was split time—and 2008) and that’s about it. This paragraph is already too long: he is not the answer to any question a would-be contending team can ask.

2. Bengie Molina: take a 4-sided die (such things exist) and paint 3 sides red and 1 green; you now have an excellent approximation of a .250 hitter who takes no walks. Roll that die several thousand times and the incidences of green will average very close to .250, but there will be—purely from the operations of chance—curious runs of many greens and few or no greens. Sane people do not speak of the die “being on a streak” or “being in a slump”. BM is a .275 hitter with moderate power and a 4% walks rate, for an overall offensive value that would be dubious in a spectacularly successful defensive catcher. BM is not a spectacularly successful catcher, and I much doubt he ever was, GG or no. Did anyone else notice that the minute Whiteside entered the game, it was as if a switch in Wellemeyer’s back had been thrown? He didn’t turn into Cy Young, but he was pitching at least passably after that.

3. The offense right now is playing out like a team that will score 770 runs, which is comfortably above league average. For every BM wildly over his head, there is a DeRosa who can’t buy a break (.236 BABIP coming into today). As the BMs fall, the DeRosas will rise, and the rate looks sustainable. Especially if Bork can be persuaded that Panda does not need to appear in 162 games this season for the team to win (in fact, if it is to win, he needs to not appear in 162 games).

4. The pitching, good as it inherently is, is currently over its head. The staff really will give up more than 500 runs this season. But by and large, both the starters and the pen appear to be sound, with a couple of obvious problems: the aforementioned Mr. Wellemeyer, and just possibly Affeldt. Affeldt’s excellent work Saturday, and his equally excellent 2009, should not obscure his history—a cereer QoP of 4.09; mind, he took a turn for the better in 2007, which can happen even—or perhaps especially—with veteran pitchers, so he may well be what we all hope he is. But one shouldn’t assume too much.

Now that Velez is gone (to never again, one hopes, darken the Giants’ towels), the chief need is to find someone else to be a quality 5th starter, probably someone not now on the staff. Whether to relegate Wellemeyer to the pen as a long man is an open question, but given contracts and face-saving, a release is unlikely. By and large, this is a remarkably decent team, and one with a surprisingly good chance for post-season (if Bork doesn’t mis-manage too, too terribly.)

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by owlcroft on May 8, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Too long, kind of read.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

tl;~r

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by Gobroks on May 9, 2010 2:15 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

wasn’t most of Affeldt’s previous work as a starter?

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by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not most, but . . .

He was apparently a spot starter for KC through 2006 (184 G, 42 GS), but not since mid-2006. But his ERAs did take a big down swing as from 2007, so perhaps not having to start made a difference. (I don’t have career start/relieve splits to hand.) We can hope.

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by owlcroft on May 10, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now that Velez is gone (to never again, one hopes, darken the Giants’ towels)

RACIST

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually . . .

. . . it’s from Groucho Marx in Duck Soup: “Go! And never darken my towels again!”

(Younger readers may not recall the time when “never darken my doorway again” was a set phrase in melodrama.)

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by owlcroft on May 10, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cliff's Notes

1 Todd Wellemeyer sucks with a capital X.

2 Bengie sucks too, current stats notwithstanding.
2a Bengie also sucks defensively.

3 DeRosas in mirror do not suck as hard as they appear.
3a Sleepy Panda is sleepy.

4 Did I mention Wellemeyer sucks? ’Cuz, boy, does he ever.
4a Toeing the line of suckitude: Affeldt!

5 Velez does not suck, he IS suck.

Conclusion: Wellemeyer sucks. He should be replaced posthaste.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't paint your 4 sided die

just use the included crayon to fill in the numerals. You’ll never get the paint off it.

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by natteringnabob on May 8, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, mostly.

But I think Affeldt will be fine and that DeRosa might be done for.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 9, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh. Can someone figure out what we'd need to trade to get Roy Oswalt?

Hell, I’d even take Wandy Rodriguez.

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by GiantPain on May 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have just kept Penny

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t want to play with them anymore.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The irony is . . .

. . . that he wanted to be on a contender.

Meanwhile, considering a replacement for Wellemeyer from within the organization, while Bumgarner’s name must arise, there is actually good reason to suppose that right now would be a bad time to rush him up. More interesting is Eric Hacker, a LHP who lost 2 or 3 seasons to arm injuries, but sure looks once more like the guy who was the #28 or so prospect in the Yankees’ organization before the injuries. Pucetas is not currently pitching that well, and was probably more of a hopeful than a strong prospect (not to toally diss him, because he might be acceptable). There are some hot stats at 2A, folk about whom I know little, but I suspect it would be unwise to consider throwing any of them in at the deep end on what seems to be a real contending team.

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by owlcroft on May 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, talk about damning with faint praise.
More interesting is Eric Hacker, a LHP who lost 2 or 3 seasons to arm injuries, but sure looks once more like the guy who was the #28 or so prospect in the Yankees’ organization before the injuries.

Bad as Welly has been, is a post-injury, #28-in-the-Yankees-system guy going to be that much better?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not ironic, when you consider that the odds of the Giants contending in a perennially competitive NL West are much lower than the odds of the Cardinals, a team that went to the playoffs seven times in the last decade and won a ring, in a NL Central division that is perennially stocked by imploders and bottom feeders.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Hacker is a righty, FYI

Also, why not call up Joe Martinez?

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by Gobroks on May 8, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

^&#$%!@#$

Yes, by gum, he is. Where did I pick up that mistaken impression?

Still, I think Martinez is a book whose ending we know, and it isn’t “they all lived happily ever after”. From surfing around a number of articles mentioning Hacker, I get the impression that he is a pretty solid pitcher. His career was, as previously noted, interrupted by not one but two surgeries, costing him two or three seasons, but all evidences are that he’s back literally better than ever. Maybe he’s a AAAA pitcher, but that’s not how it looks just now.

A Yankee forum from prior to the 2009 season had these notes:

Well he threw slower in the earlier part of his career 89-91, but now he throws harder. He spent the 2008 season throwing the 92-95 range mostly. He throws a 2-seamer with a lot of sink and a 4-seamer. He developed his slider last year to get tight spin, and it’s now a plus pitch. He has a curveball that sits in the 70-77 range and a changeup, both are decent pitches. His control is good, so control shouldn’t be that much of an issue, his 2008 BB/9 was 2.31.

His line this season at Fresno is solid: 32.0 IP, 32 SO, 8 BB, 26 H, 0 HR, 8 ER. They’d need to clear a roster spot, but I reckon most here could offer some suggestions in that direction. (Alex who?)

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by owlcroft on May 10, 2010 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Considering the money

Duchscherer was probably the best option, in spite of the injury problems. He really is a good pitcher, and costs almost nothing. I think Beane managed to make both the best and the worst pitching signings of the offseason with Duchscherer and Sheets.

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by Cookyman on May 9, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which is which?

Duchscherer is on the DL with a hip injury he describes as feeling “almost identical” to the one that required two surgeries, and Sheets just shut down the Rays yesterday.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 9, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Duchscherer is going to cost $2M-$4M. Sheets will cost $10M-$12M.

Duchscherer is only going to miss two starts. I don’t know what he said about the feeling, but it’s not even the same hip as the one he had surgeries on.

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by Cookyman on May 9, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but . . .

. . . his problems have been, I gather, arthritis, which can occur in either hip, and if it has already occurred in a serious way in one, it’s at least plausible that he might also have it in the other.

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by owlcroft on May 10, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I didn’t know it was arthritis. That’s not good. Still, right now it’s only looking like a minor injury.

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by Cookyman on May 10, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharks heads are firmly up their own asses

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s the 2nd period…

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 3:59 left!

/sees penalty after typing that.
/changes time to 3:59
/ugh

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Vlasic…

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Thornton’s three playoff goals this year tie a career high set w/Boston in 1998-99, when he was 19.

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Wrecked.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching the Dodgers feed

Carlos Gonzalez hit a triple and Vin Scully kept calling him “CarGo”. Weird to hear him say that.

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man I hate those syllablized nicknames. Real original people.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

K-Rod, as a nickname, pisses me off.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

K-Rod, as a nickname person, pisses me off.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know anything about K-Rod as a person (though I can’t help but giggle at pitchers who wear goggles). I just see the logic of some schmuck giving himself a larf as they take an existing nickname (for an arrogant prick, I might add), making it about strikeouts, and then slapping it on the guy.

It’s like people who think they’re clever when they call their friends some half-baked variant of “J-Lo.”

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the worst nicknames in sports

NASCAR’s Joey Logano: “Sliced bread”.

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone uses the expression “the greatest thing since sliced bread.” While it is a very handy invention (sandwiches FTW, etc. etc.), sliced bread was only invented in 1928. That’s not that old.

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to start using the phrase “the greatest thing since the printing press.”

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The greatest thing since IRON SMELTING.”

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The greatest thing since THE WHEEL

/thread over

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, you win.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

SINCE FIRE!

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

SINCE LIGHT

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT ONE WAS PRETTY GOOD THOUGH

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

SINCE THE WORD

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the beginning was the word, and the word was...

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIRE IS OVERRATED

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEN HOW COULD EVERYONE BAKE THEIR PIE?

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

PIE

ALSO OVERRATED

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a cool dude.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU DIE NOW!

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCIENCE SEZ YUR WRONG!

http://jezebel.com/5510811/pie-vs-cake-pie-is-champion

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Logano hasn’t done much

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure he hosted WWE RAW

So, uhh, yeah.

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by Gobroks on May 8, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

VinSkull.

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by victor frankenstein on May 9, 2010 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is he dating himself?

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by hokysmksbw on May 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just gave Alex Rodriguez a great idea.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Score update in Phoenix

Bottom 9, Milwaukee 17, Arizona 3

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Team that's also in our division!

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Final score now

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their ( the SnakePit's) postgame threads are wastelands of apathy these days.

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Milwaukee doesn’t have a football team.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overhead-corner camera angle makes HP Pavilion ice look like a football field. Whenever I go to watch a sport, I’m always surprised by how small the venue is compared to how it looks on TV. It’s a nice surprise because you can see everything.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait

Kevin Frandsen is 3 for 3?

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

With an error

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fillin’ up the scoresheet!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he IS playing 3rd.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND A WEBGEM ZOMG

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And

Fred Lewis is 11 for last 24 or .458.

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/glad the 3rd period’s over

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he has a time machine.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

hot tub time machine?

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Third period? Sharks won?

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you from the future? How do I die?

WAIT! Don’t tell me! I want to be surprised.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll bet Sergio Romo has a hand in it!

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by NuschlerFace on May 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might.

He’s on my pokemonz, a fact I mentioned last night at the game when he came in. The instant the words were out of my mouth, I realized I’d doomed us all. The baseball gods delight in such dual-screw-job opportunities.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap. I think I may have meant 2nd period.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is that pitching for the Angels

Buddy Ebsen?

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Drew looks like the evil father from Mall Rats

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Mr. Merope just came out of his chair in agreement with you on that.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

I didn’t know who won between Lakers-Jazz until I heard Mike Tirico say “Great game tonight”, then I knew the Lakers won.

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck the Lakers.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tirico was really happy when he said that.

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LoL dodgers… 8-0 now

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Penalty Shot!

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ohgod, ohgod, ohgod, ohgod, ohgod, ohgod,ohgod, ohgod, ohgod,ohgod, ohgod, ohgod,ohgod, ohgod, ohgod,ohgod, ohgod, ohgod,ohgod, ohgod, ohgod,ohgod, ohgod, ohgod,ohgod, ohgod, ohgod,ohgod, ohgod, ohgod,ohgod, ohgod, ohgod,

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

CHOKEMEISTER!!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He was going for that upper corner. It was open, he just missed.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Pavelski :(

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

MARLEAU!!!!!

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s Go Sharks!
/clap clap clappity clap

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Need MOAR GOLZ!!!!

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mariners have the bases loaded with two outs in a 3-3 game in the bottom of the 9th.

Sweeney up in a 1-2 count.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK OF WALK IMMINENT

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't listen or watch the game today

Did Miller stick around today?

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah he was on radio.

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess day game in New York. Night game on Sunday in Boston, he could easily do Saturday’s game. Normally he doesn’t.

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller was there. He was on KNBR on uh… Thursday? talking about how he’d take the trian over to whereever it is the sunday night game is… Boston I’m assuming…

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees at Red Sox this weekend. Where else would ESPN send him?

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw Joe.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

This is crazy

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Nerve wracking you mean?

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw…excciting. Were it game 7…then it would be nerve wracking. ;)

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by positiveuphemism on May 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

5:25 left….

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON SHARKS

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

lulz

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

waits for it

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

How did he stop that????

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

96!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops.

97. Wait a sec.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

EMPTY NET

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

109?

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

GET ON THAT LITTLE THING, NABOKOV!

/twss

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

How can you call a penalty right there?

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I CANT WATCH

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Me neither.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

10!

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Great finish, eh?

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PIKA'S FAMILY!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

So now that that is over

anyone else a little worried it could be almost a week before the Western Conference finals start?

Any worry of rust? Or do they welcome the rest?

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

That was the big test. That was like Steve Young beating Dallas in 95.

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by positiveuphemism on May 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

….94?

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically the GAME happened in 95

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The game was in 95, wasn’t it? 94 season…

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by positiveuphemism on May 8, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

That’s not a megajinx or anything.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The jinx stuff is played out so….stfu.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 8, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Blackhawks!

/hides in non-Sharks fans’ corner

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on May 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sit and spin, SFGUY!

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on May 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

lulz Karl Ravech

“Kevin Franzden”

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by Solidarity on May 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SHARKS NOT SO INEVITABLE COLLAPSE!

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Minnesota Wild?

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the 3 stars
Nabby
Marleau
Thornton

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, guess who the “top performer” was for the Angels?

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Christopher Lloyd?

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

REGGIE JACKSON.

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I MUST KILL. THE QUEEN

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DAMN IT!

I had the same image loaded!

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the queen's reaction.

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about some of the other people?

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at the MAYOR’S reaction!

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Just REGRET.

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I can't!

The Mayor doesn’t post here any more. We just talked about this.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/SAD TROMBONE

For reals. I miss The Mayor. :(

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

It’s Enrico Palazzo!

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by natteringnabob on May 8, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

K-Rod?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Frandsen… 3-4

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah, I figured. K-Rod was my joke guess.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean the Met wasn’t your actual guess for Angels’ Top Performer?

I’m shocked! SHOCKED!

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Frandsen?

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by greatgiantfan on May 8, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

HES BETTER THAN SANDOVAL

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by greatgiantfan on May 8, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today anyway…

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

/Still thinks he’s better than Renteria/Downs/Rohlinger

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by Gobroks on May 9, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, gotta believe Steve Bertheume is gonna be fired...

for that Chris Berman impression at the end of BBTN just now.

by Every6thDay on May 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

somehow I missed it; maybe it was the horrific things that spew out of Showalter’s lack-of-self-esteem mouth. Is he related to Joe Morgan?

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by greatgiantfan on May 8, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DODGERS

Rockies win, 8-0

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hey, you could be a reporter for the San Francisco Call

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by greatgiantfan on May 8, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m stealing from Lars

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So anyways……
What’s the outlook for Timmy Day?

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I have faith in my son.

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by SFGuy on May 8, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

PAIN

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t think straight. I’m on too much of a high from the Sharks game.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet downtown San Jose is a bit rowdy tonight.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowdy could be an understatement.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IKR

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikeouts. Lots of Strikeouts.

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by djp4cal on May 8, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIMMY DAY!!!

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a 10 am ‘er again too isn’t it?

Lucky for me [ha ha] I’m sick so there’s no Mother’s Day conflicts tomorrow!

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

9:30 Actually I believe.

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That might be the pregame stuff.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants site says first pitch at 10:10

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK Cool

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by goGSW24 on May 8, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet. I may watch it in bed.

The wife works starting at 8 til 530. so I got nothing better to do.

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOURE LYING

THERES NO WAY YOU HAVE A WIFE BECAUSE YOU SPEND ALL OF YOUR TIME HERE MIRITE

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

She actually forces me to go on.

something about not wanting to spend time with me. She hates basements.

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

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YOU NERD YOURE BRAGGING ABOUT YOUR LACK OF SELF ESTEEM, NERD!!!

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by bondslegend on May 8, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am 2 fanshots away from a total of 100

and I had 50 for all of last year.

Maybe I should get a hobby.

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I think you’ve already got one.

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. And these NYC WIN NOWS have NOT been working. I should ditch tomorrow’s since I won’t have time anyway.

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go back to the style for the marlins.

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF MY STYLES!

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please?

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WAS A WINNING STYLE

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by groug on May 8, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Maybe. Those were done last minute, becuase I was too busy working on art for I get paid money to make every day not giving a shit and thinking of my next post!!)

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

I’m sorry you must be inhaling too many fumes from the chemicals kept in your mom’s basement. There is no why you could have a real life job that pays you money.

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fumes are the best thing about it!

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is really kinda funny cuz I’ve been in very few houses in California that actually had basements…

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever been to a house in California with a basement.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

plenty of them

including many houses in SF, although in most of those it’s a dreaded “soft story” above ground level.

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by natteringnabob on May 9, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have lived in one.

out of like 10 places I have lived in. And it was a house in downtown Pleasanton built in when the town was founded in the 1800s.

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LIVE IN PORTLAND GUYS

HAVE YOU HEARD THIS??

/(TOTALLY BRAGGING ABOUT INCONSEQUENTIAL STUFF.)

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/intentionally confuses Portland with Seattle

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by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/UP IN ARMS!!

YOU ARE AN IDIOT LOL

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa

t-shirt

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by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

+1

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d buy one.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny ‘cuz it’s true!!

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't have money.

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLJOB!

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 8, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL COLLEGE TUITION.
/weeps

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can screenprint them in the basement! Where we all live!

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't wait to make a post about it!

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe someday we can aspire to calling FP Santangelo about them!

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to be secretly jealous of the top-volume posters here

Now, I’m happy that I’m only a mid-volume poster so that I don’t incur the wrath of sportstalk callers.

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by thehavenot on May 8, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

really? Honestly I’m somewhat embarassed by the volume I do achieve while I should be studying and working.

(I have managed to write 4 pages on unemployment durations tonight while posting all over this thread. w00t).

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 8, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I was joining in on the sarcastic joke parade

I guess I was serious after all.

/sigh

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by thehavenot on May 8, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mom makes great sandwiches.

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by Natto on May 8, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I have one?

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by scout6 on May 8, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA

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by satyricrash on May 8, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/turns off caps lock before going off to finish up some paperwork in another application…

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by Merope on May 8, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED COLLEGE YET, EITHER, AND I’VE MADE ALMOST 10,000 POSTS ON THIS SITE.

WHAT IS MY LIFE.

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 8, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I FINISHED COLLEGE THREE YEARS AGO AND I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED COLLEGE YET AND I’VE MADE OVER 30,000 POSTS ON THIS SITE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 9, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN’T EVEN SPEL ND HAV DEGREE IN WUT

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 9, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I DIDN’T FINISH COLLEGE. PERHAPS THIS EXPLAINS MY PALTRY POST TOTAL.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 9, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

just saw the mark derosa (mis-)dive from the game, he missed it by like 3 feet.

/facepalm

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by DJ Tofu on May 8, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFU oh knowz it’s the beginning of the fuckin year

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 9, 2010 12:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Can we get this guy for Fred?

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/05/eveland-may-not-be-long-for-torontos-rotation.html

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by Gobroks on May 9, 2010 12:06 AM PDT reply actions  

It would be cool if Lewis were to be the PTBNL.

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by Natto on May 9, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be awesome

then we could, you know, have a good LF… Although I still think DeRosa will be good.

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by Gobroks on May 9, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Barf. He looks miserable.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 9, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure that happened before

maybe a Bill Veeck story?

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by natteringnabob on May 9, 2010 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry the party just qarrived….. also,i lost my phone… i have to find that eventually

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by PiKAgiant on May 9, 2010 12:42 AM PDT reply actions  

lost my droid by the way

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by PiKAgiant on May 9, 2010 12:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Well, maybe you shouldn’t have taken the restraining bolt off of it when it showed you that hologram.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 9, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Did anyone else watch the UFC fights tonight?

PauLOL Daley

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by Gobroks on May 9, 2010 12:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Fun Fact

For the first time in the modern baseball era (110 years), two different catchers hit walk-off home runs on back to back games. And that happened at Citi Field.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 9, 2010 1:56 AM PDT reply actions  

The Giants are in the record book again.

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by timmeh on May 9, 2010 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

What an idiot

San Francisco Stupid er Supervisor Chris Daly is calling for a boycott of all Diamondback games INCLUDING those in San Francisco. What an idiot. A boycott in SF would hurt the Giants NOT the state of Arizona.

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by SFGuy on May 9, 2010 3:14 AM PDT reply actions  

LOLeno

“Let me tell you: These cops are not fooling around anymore. They’ll taser anyone on the field who doesn’t belong there. … So more bad news for the Dodgers.”

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by victor frankenstein on May 9, 2010 7:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Lineup 30/162

Rohlinger starts, Panda moves, Huff rests, Bengie sulks.

Rowand cf
Torres lf
Sandoval 1b
Uribe ss
Whiteside c
Schierholtz rf
Downs 2b
Rohlinger 3b
Lincecum p

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on May 9, 2010 7:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Panda is getting the day off tomorrow

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 9, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BOWKER

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by rotorueter on May 9, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

WTF Whiteside hitting 5th??

I mean, deckchairs and everything, but man that’s special.

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by rotorueter on May 9, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Tim Lincecum's Agent:

Please do not consider this lineup when evaluating whether your client wishes to sign a long-term contract with this team. Thank you.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

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by natteringnabob on May 9, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I didn’t even notice Whiteside batting 5th, my eyes kinda glosssed over when I saw the lineup. Major LOL.

Also noted: no DeRosa.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on May 9, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even though Mark is 5/9 against Perez, with 3 doubles and a HR.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on May 9, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps sitting Rohlinger and putting DeRosa at third might have made some sense.

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by rotorueter on May 9, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's hot!

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 9, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s because the idea of Whiteside- Downs- Rohlinger- Lincecum as our 6-7-8-9 was just too depressing. Or maybe Bork is HIEAD-faking the Mess and the real plan is to hit B$ fifth.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 9, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS
Giants Lineup could change. Bengie Molina might play if his hamstring feels good during BP.

"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."

by esseffgeez on May 9, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS ELI WHITESIDE BATTING FIFTH

WHAT THE FUCK

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by jponry on May 9, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lineup cards are expensive, yo. A little Wite-Out here and there makes it good as new. Don’t you believe in recycling?

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 9, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

We've seen some pretty bad 4-5 combinations the last couple of years

But this one takes the cake.

In fact, this lineup is just horrible. No Huff, Whiteside instead of Molina, no Bowker. That’s three of your biggest bats (in itself a condemnation) on the bench so that Rohlinger, Whiteside and Torres can play.

I understand. Lefties and injuries and such. But that does not change the horribleness of this lineup.

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 9, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, and:

I can understand giving DeRosa some time off, but against a lefty who he has had success against in the past(albeit SSS)?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 9, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Oliver Perez is going for the Mets.

He has the ability to make this lineup look like the ’27 Yankees.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 9, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here's one line of thought, though:

I think our success will be 100% predicated on which version of Perez shows up today, not on the talent of our team. A good Perez shuts down the ’27 Yankees, while a bad Perez can be pounded by a lineup of Barry Zitos.

Since that part of today is such a wild variable, at least we’ll have one of our better defensive arrangements to support the pitching (even if Timmy doesn’t need much).

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by rotorueter on May 9, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

But it’s been a looong time since Good Ollie has shown up. His best game this year was
4/16 @StL: 6.1 IP, 4 H, 3 BB, 4 K, 1 ER, ND
And that’s not that good a line. In fact, he hasn’t gone deeper than 6.1 IP since September 2008. His last really good game was last August:
6.1 IP, 2 H, 2 BB, 7 K, 1 ER, ND
and that was at Petco, where a fly ball pitcher like him had better damn well do good.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 9, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look a lineup

/rubs eyes
/glares at lineup
/eats breakfast
/shakes head a lineup
/decides to go to the gym instead

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by j14 on May 9, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

The day after

SHARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES =D
Giants! Ouch =(

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 9, 2010 7:59 AM PDT reply actions  

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